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User !req The Simpsons S04E03 [My friends, the devil walks among us!]
User !req Nothing to Lose 1997 [You don't say "sorry" when you shoot somebody.] [You can say "sorry" when you step on someone's toe, or accidentally break their glasses, or when you fart while they're eating.] [YOU DON'T SAY YOU'RE SORRY WHEN YOU SHOOT SOMEONE!]
User !req Cowboy Bebop S01E18 [you're not perfect, but you got a lot to give]
User !req Avengers: Endgame 2019 [Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows] | Breaking Bad: Season 3, Episode 2 [Do you have the remotest inkling of what that means?]
User Boogie Nights 1997 [0] [1513] [0] [0] | Watchmen 2009 [3:16:17 --empty] [3:16:34] [3:17:16 --empty] [3:17:18 --empty]
User The Eric Andre Show S04E09 [Bill Cosby is innocent!] [Y'all need to leave.] [Mind if I float around your establishment] [and enjoy others as they dine?]
User !req The Seventh Seal 1957 [A skull is more interesting than a naked woman.]
User !req Bee Movie [638]
User !req Uncut Gems 2019 [34:00] [368]
User Finding Nemo 2003 [Hey, little guy.] | Spider-Man 2002 [212]
User The Nice Guys 2016 [963] --y-offset 20 --font-size 30 --stroke-width 5
User inglourious basterds 009 [37:47 --image-url https://i.imgur.com/NzQs52z.png --image-size 2] | Jojo Rabbit 2019 [11:58]
User Bladerunner 1982 [779-784] | Porco Rosso [Man this movie stinks]
User !req Pig 2021 [509]
User The Suicide Squad 2021 [1:11:15] | Inglourious Basterds 2009 [2:29:33]
User !req The Quiet Earth (1985) [I've been gay by the volume of my own corruption] [Is it not fitting that I be president?] [of this quiet Earth] [I've been condemned to live]
User American Psycho 2000 [350 --plus 1000] | Heat 1995 [777 --plus 1000]
User !req The Suicide Squad 2021 [Abner, do you see who that is?] [Huh?] [It's your mom!]
User !req The Suicide Squad 2021 [Abner, do you see who that is?] [Huh?] [It's your mom!]
User Menace II Society 1993 [1072] [1073-1074 --wild-merge] [1075] [1076-1077 --wild-merge] [1078] [1079] --dimensions 2x3 --font helvetica-italic
User Cars [1:08:06] | Community S01E10 [70]
User Black Widow [129] | The Eric Andre Show S04E02 [130 --plus 1500]
User !req The Suicide Squad 2021 [I was happy,] [floating, staring at the stars.]
User !parallel Cuties [00:46] | A Clockwork Orange [1:13:53]
User Bojack Horseman S04E11 [452 --plus 1000] [456 --plus 2000] [458 --remove-second] [458 --remove-first --plus 1000] [460] [462 --plus 1000]--dimensions 2x3
User Bojack Horseman S04E11 [467-468 --plus 1000] [469 --plus 2500]
User Shrek 2 2004 [25:57] | Spider-Man 2002 [1:25:10]
User Freddy Got Fingered 2001 [761] [762] [763][764] [765] [766] [767] [768] --dimensions 2x4 --font-size 26
User Bojack Horseman S04E02 [34] [35] [327 --plus 1000]
User Bojack Horseman S04E11 [69-71 --plus 1000] [74 --plus 1000]
User !req Gran Torino 2008 [We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea...] [use you for sandbags.]
User Tubular Bells (2009 deluxe edition)/mike oldfield !cover [0:0 --custom-crop 0,0,100,50] | Tubular Bells (2009 deluxe edition)/mike oldfield !cover [0:0 --custom-crop 0,50,100,100] | American Psycho [31:28 --plus 028] --aspect-quotient 2
User !parallel The Room 2003 [00:35] | Napoleon Dynamite (2004) [219]
User Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 2016 [Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director.] [0 --empty] | The Dark Knight Rises 2012 [820] [1:05:01 --empty --plus 200]
User Mad Men S02E01 [626 --plus 1000] [627] [636] [637] --dimensions 2x2
User Interstellar 2014 [1469] | Community S01E09 [334 --plus 1000]
User Bojack Horseman S05E03 [87-89 --plus 1000]
User The Boys S02E08 [44:36] [778]
User Peaky Blinders S01E01 [102-105] [106 --plus 3000] [107] --font helvetica --font-color yellow --y-offset 35
User Bojack Horseman S01E01 [or are you gonna be too busy this week] [masturbating to old photos of yourself?] [I told you, that's not what was happening that time] [I was masturbating to what the picture represented.]
User Black Christmas 1974 [19:20 --plus 250] [19:24]
User !req Bohemian Rhapsody 2018 [1823-1825]
User Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E09 [- Oh, man. --plus 1000] [You are getting me so angry. --plus 1000]
User Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E06 [128] [128] | Full Metal Jacket 1987 [6:08 --plus 150 --x-crop-offset 100][06:20 --plus 300 --custom-crop 5,0,85,80 --empty] --aspect-quotient 1.2 --brightness 30
User !req Xavier: Renegade Angel S01E10 [Son!] [It was you who killed me!] [What kind of stupid] [Name is yoohoo?]
User !req Memories of Murder 2003 [817]
User Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E17 [Make your own --plus 1000] [Unique ultra megabraid. --plus 1000] [- $3.99. --plus 1000] [- Hey, kiss my- Ultra mega-Ass. --plus 1000]
User !req The Human Condition III: A Soldier's Prayer 1961 [02:40:49]
User Batman 1989 [You wouldn't hit a guywith glasses on, would you? --plus 1000] | Batman 1989 [1:55:04]
User Community S02E10 [280 --no-merge] [281] | Doctor Strange [1217 --empty] [1218]
User The Eric Andre Show S04E06 [Kanye Westmarried into the family. --plus 2000] --aspect-quotient 1
User !req Masculin Féminin 1966 [If you kill a man,you're a murderer.] [If you kill millions of men,you're a conqueror.] [If you kill them all,you're God.]
User Watchmen [573] [574] [578] [579] | Toy story [00:41:52] [00:42:01] [00:42:05] [00:42:08]
User Arrested Development S02E04 [271 --remove-second] [0] | X-Men: First Class 2011 [1403] [2:04:14 --empty]
User BoJack Horseman: S01E12 [174-177] --dimensions 2x2
User The Eric Andre Show S04E03 [50-57 --plus 2000] --dimensions 2x4
User The Big Lebowski 1998 [296]
User A Woman Is a Woman 1961 [How about this?] [You don't have anything sexier?]
User Avengers: Endgame 2019 [898][898] | Iron Man 2008 [47:41][47:43 --empty]
User !parallel Cars 2006 [0:11:28 --plus 1500] | Uncut Gems 2019 [296]
User !req Snatch 2000 [- London?- Yes, London.] [You know, fish, chips, cup of tea...] [bad food, worse weather,Mary-fucking-Poppins. London!]
User Heat (1995) [780] [781]
User !palette Jackie Brown (1997) [05:55]
User Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E09 [1] [2] | Avengers: Endgame 2019 [2330 --remove-second] [2331 --empty]
User The Boys S02E01 [0:25:36] | !req Back to the Future 1985 [600] --aspect-quotient 1.8
User !req Mad Men S01E04 [Kids today, they haveno one to look up to...] [because they're looking up to us.]
User !parallel Inglourious Basterds (2009) [The objective of Operation Kino...] | Avengers: Endgame (2019) [Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows]
User !req Xavier: Renegade Angel S02E05 [You people have forgotten the] [True meaning of christmas!] [It's about playing tribute to] [Our proud veterans who fought] [And died for our right to die in] [A fight to the death.]
User The Wire S01E01 [1041] | The Wire S01E02 [456] | The Wire S01E11 [110] | The Wire S01E13 [1103 --plus 700] | The Wire S02E08 [511 --plus 1200] | The Wire S03E01 [853] --dimensions 2x3
User !req Wolfwalkers 2020 [81][89][395]
User Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind 1984 [10] [12-13] [14 --plus 1000] --dimensions 2x2
User Ghost in the Shell 1995 [204-209] --dimensions 2x3
User Blade Runner 2049 2017 [00:03:59] | Blade Runner 2049 2017 [00:29:54] | Blade Runner 2049 2017 [00:22:30] | Blade Runner 2049 2017 [01:40:50] | Blade Runner 2049 2017 [01:48:28] | Blade Runner 2049 2017 [02:17:33] | Blade Runner 2049 2017 [02:18:08] | Blade Runner 2049 2017 [02:21:45] --dimensions 2x4
User !req Mean Girls 2004 [810] [43:07] [811] [812]
User !req Wolfwalkers 2020 [81][89][395]
User Mad Men S01E06 [484 --plus 500] [485] [486] [487] [488] [489 --minus 200] --dimensions 2x3
User Inside Out [310] | Joker [1:22]
User !req Office Space 1999 [57:01]
User Robots [08:27 --plus 250] | Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith [564 --plus 1500]
User !req The Wire S02E02 [683-684] [686-689] --dimensions 2x3 --font-size 40 --font helvetica-bold
User Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 2019 [951] | death grips guillotine !song [0:01] [0:12] --aspect-quotient 1.3
User Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) [1:55:39 --image-url https://i.imgur.com/UfGvN55.png --image-size 2.0 --image-position 20,62]
User !req Dancer in the Dark 2000 [950] [951] [952] [962]
User Robots [37:06] [37:33 --plus 200] [37:33]
User !req Paths of Glory 1957 [A general in a tantrum over the failure of an impossible attack...] [orders his artillery to fire on his own men.] [Now, this same officer on the same day...] [orders a court-martial in which three of his men are sentenced to be shot.]
User Iron Man [394] | Iron Man [395-399 --wild-merge --merge-chars 300] | Iron Man [400] --dimensions 1x3 --y-offset 25 --font-size 28 --stroke-width 5
User !req The Prince of Egypt 1998 [413] [418] [419]
User !req Shrek 2 2004 [857]
User !req Serpico 1973 [- What's with the fucking mouse?- It's my partner.] [- Partner?- He's specially trained, you know?] [He goes to track down heroin.] [Let him loose, goes into the hole,picks it up, brings it back...]
User !req Annihilation [01:33:55]
User !req Game of Thrones S01E07 [118-119]
User Robots [245 --plus 3000] --font-color yellow
User Robots [391 --plus 1500] | Star Wars [325 --plus 500 --image-url https://i.imgur.com/RVxP4pY.png --image-position 8,5 --image-size 3.]
User Inside Out [457 --plus 1150]
User Shrek 2 [501] [502] [503] [505-507 --plus 1000] --dimensions 2x3
User The Sopranos S02E09 [595] [86] [0 --empty] [0 --empty] | Evangelion 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time [1363] [1362] [01:58:11 --empty] [01:58:21 --empty]
User the last black man in san Francisco [1305 --plus 750]
User lord of the rings 2 towers [176]
User !swap The Sopranos S02E09 [595] [86] [0 --empty] [0 --empty] | Evangelion 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time [1363] [1362] [01:58:11 --empty] [01:58:21 --empty]
User Robots [37:06] | American Psycho [253]
User The World's End [936] --y-offset 20 --font-size 33 --stroke-width 4
User !palette Breaking Bad S05E09 [2:14]
User !req Blade Runner 2049 2017 [You have anything more to say?] [I've never retired something that was born before.] [What's the difference?] [To be born is to have a soul,I guess.] [Are you telling me no?] [I wasn't aware that was an option, madam.] [Hey.] [You've been getting on fine without one.] [What's that, madam?] [A soul.]
User The Social Network [1086-1087] --dimensions 1x2 --y-offset 20 --font-size 33 --stroke-width 4
User Das Boot 1981 [02:16:15] [02:29:36] [02:06:40] [03:11:25] -dimensions 1x4
User Das Boot 1981 [02:16:15] [02:29:36] [02:06:40] [03:11:25] -dimensions 2x2
User Das Boot 1981 [02:16:15] [02:29:36] [02:06:40] [03:11:25] [01:31:40] [02:17:01] -dimensions 2x4
User !req Total Recall 1990 [Doug, I'll call a doctor.- Don't, don't call anybody.]
User !req Total Recall 1990 [That's now.In one hour he can have total recall.]
User Robots [16:00] | Star Wars [325 --plus 500]
User Redline [03:57]
User !req Redline [03:57]
User !req BoJack Horseman S05E06 [You can't have happy endings in sitcoms,not really,] [because, if everyone's happy,the show would be over,] [and above all else,the show... has to keep going.] [There's always more show.] [And you can call Horsin' Around dumb,or bad, or unrealistic,] [but there is nothing more realistic than that.] [You never get a happy ending,'cause there's always more show.] [I guess until there isn't.]
User Robots [0] [0] [0] [847] | The Dark Knight Rises 2012 [31-33 --empty] [34 --plus 500]
User dogs don't bark [45:20]
User Waking Life 2001 [Actually, there's only one instant,right now. And it's eternity.]
User The Grand Budapest Hotel 2014 [1:05:11] [1:05:31] [1:05:50] [1:06:06] [1:06:27] [1:06:50] --dimensions 2x3
User True Detective S01E05 [186-188] --y-offset 20
User !req Paths of Glory 1957 [Gentlemen ofthe court, there are times when I'm ashamed...] [to be a member of the human race...] [and this is one such occasion.]
User Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) 2014 [764-771] --y-offset 20
User !parallel Game of Thrones S01E01 [13:36] | Game of Thrones S01E09 [54:57]
User !req Children Of Men 2006 [31:09] [31:13] [31:15] [31:21] [31:24] [413] [31:34] [31:41]
User The Dark Knight 2008 [1:37:36 --plus 800] | The Dark Knight 2008 [1753-1755 --wild-merge --merge-chars 200] | X-Men: First Class 2011 [00:05:49] | X-Men: First Class 2011 [1272 --plus 3000] | No Country For Old Men 2007 [24:47 --plus 500] | No Country For Old Men 2007 [132 --plus 900 --remove-second] --dimensions 2x3 --y-offset 20 --font-size 36 --stroke-width 5 --brightness 50 --apply-to 1-2 --aspect-quotient 1.8
User !req Breaking Bad S05E14 [Do what you gonna do.]
User Robots 2005 [435-438]
User !req The Nice Guys [All right, we got a plan.] [We’ll throw up, we’ll get rid of the body.]
User !req (500) Days of Summer 2009 [It's- It's these cards,and the movies, and the pop songs—] [They're to blame for all the lies...] [and the heartache, everything.] [And we're responsible.I'm responsible.] [I think we do a bad thing here.] [People should be ableto say how they feel—how they really feel—] [not, you know, some wordsthat some strangersput in their mouths.] [Words like "love"...] --dimensions 2x4
User !req The Sopranos: Season 3, Episode 2 [469]
User !parallel Doctor Strange 2016 [How long have you beenat Kamar-Taj, Mister...] [Doctor.] [Mister Doctor?] [It's Strange.] | The Departed 2006 [Maybe. Maybe not.Maybe fuck yourself.]
User !parallel Come and See [23:35] | Inglourious Basterds 2009 [2:29:29] --aspect-quotient 1.5
User !req The Tatami Galaxy S01E11 [So, if you'd like...] [How about we go to Neko Ramen?] [Sure!] [For some reason, I have a feeling like I've beenwaiting for those words for a long time.] --dimensions 2x2
User !req Amadeus 1984 [I speak for all mediocrities in the world.] [I am their champion.] [I am their patron saint.]
User !parallel The Dark Knight Rises 2012 [Impossible.] | Avengers: Endgame 2019 [Impossible.]
User BlacKkKlansman 2018 [54:35 --minus 250]
User !swap Goodfellas 1990 [1828] [1829] | The Sopranos S06E21 [58:42 --minus 300] [58:42 --plus 250] --y-offset 50
User The Godfather 1972 [173 --plus 3000] [1247] [173:02]
User A Clockwork Orange 1971 [1243] --font helvetica-italic
User King of the Hill S01E01 [156 --plus 500]|King of the Hill S01E01 [157-158 --wild-merge --plus 500]|King of the Hill S01E01[159][160]|King of the Hill S01E01[161-162 --wild-merge --plus 800]|King of the Hill S01E01 [163] --dimensions 2x3 --border 2,2 --border-color black
User Community S01E17 [190-193] --dimensions 2x2
User !req The Suicide Squad 2021 [Captain Boomerang.][Blackguard.][Mongal.][Javelin.][T.D.K.][Weasel.][And, of course...][Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. Had to go number two.] --dimensions 2x4
User Avengers: Endgame [1457] [1463] --dimensions 1x2 --y-offset 20 --font-size 33 --stroke-width 4
User A Woman Is a Woman 1961 [I love you.] [What did you say, Angela?] [I don't love you.]
User Oldboy [915-916 --wild-merge] [01:57:43] --font helvetica-italic --font-color yellow --y-offset 45
User !req The Sopranos S04E04 [What happened to the fruit salad?] [You were supposed to quit smokingand didn't!] [Nicotine's an addictive substance!]
User The Simpsons S07E21 [133-135]
User The Simpsons S05E03 [39 --plus 600] [40] [2:48 --minus 400]
User !req The Office S04E08 [My boyfriend is 12.]
User !req Lord of War 2005 [An elegantly simple 9-lb. Amalgamationof forged steel and plywood.] [It doesn't break, jam, or overheat.] [It will shoot whether it's coveredin mud or filled with sand.] [It's so easy even a child can use it,and they do.]
User Grave of the Fireflies 1988 [1]
User Barry Lyndon [2:41:00]
User Neon Genesis Evangelion S01E04 [10:26 --plus 500] [10:31]
User Nobody 2021 [40:51] [40:52 --minus 500]
User Breaking Bad S05E14 [11:00] | Nobody 2021 [30:03]
User Goodfellas 1990 [51:02] [51:00] [51:05] [51:12] --dimensions 2x2
User Goodfellas 1990 [1:14:03]
User In Bruges 2008 [but you're a cunt.] [You're a cunt now,you've always been a cunt.] [And the only thing that's gonna change is you'regonna become an even bigger cunt.] [Maybe have somemore cunt kids.]
User !req The Suicide Squad 2021 [Hey, Polka Dot Man,] [I was hoping you'd entertain my kid's birthday party.] [You fucking pussy!]
User Isle of Dogs [655]
User !req Black Hawk Down 2001 [We got a Black Hawk Down.]
User Groundhog Day 1993 [Well, it's Groundhog Day... --no-merge] [again...] --aspect-quotient 1.8
User The Wire S01E06 [905 --plus 1250] [906 --plus 2150]
User !req The Bachelors (2017) [If you expose your vulnerabilities] [to a woman, you will be eviscerated.] [They are a ruthless cold blooded gender.]
User Community S01E21 [97-98]
User Annie Hall 1977 [I feel that life is divided upinto the horrible and the miserable.] [Those are the two categories.The horrible would be like terminal cases.] [And blind people. And cripples.I don't know how they get through life.] [And the miserable is everyone else.] [So you should be thankfulthat you're miserable.]
User gremlins [what is that dog doing in here]
User !req Brazil 1985 [1147]
User !req True Detective S01E06 [The newspapersare going to be tough on you.] [And prison is very, very hardon people who hurt kids.] [If you get the opportunity,you should kill yourself.]
User Cure 1997 [01:45:18] [01:45:24] [01:45:28] [01:45:31]
User !req Cure 1997 [01:45:18] [01:45:24] [01:45:28] [01:45:31]
User !req Manchester by the Sea 2016 [02:06:59]
User 5 Centimeters per Second 2007 [Yesterday, I had a dream.] [A dream of long ago.] | 5 Centimeters per Second 2007 [the two of us would be able...] [to see the cherry blossoms together again.]
User Steven Universe S05E18 [164-166 --minus 3000]
User Steven Universe S05E18 [152] [155 --plus 1000] [156 --plus 1500] [157] [158-159 --plus 750] --dimensions 2x3