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!req The Eric Andre Show S04E03 [You ever, um, uh,] [fall into, like,a clinical depression?] [Uh, no.] [Do you have any medicine?] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S04E09 [Bill Cosby is innocent!] [Y'all need to leave.] [Mind if I float around your establishment] [and enjoy others as they dine?] 0
!parallel Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 1998 [1686] | Pulp Fiction [837] 1
!req Freddy Got Fingered 2001 [As long as he lives in my house and eats my food, I make the rules.] [- I wanna eat chicken burgers. - You prick.] 1
!req Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 1998 [You approach the turnstilesand know that when you get there...] [you have to give the man two dollarsor he won't let you inside...] [but when you get there,everything goes wrong.] [Some angry Rotarian shoves you andyou think, What's happening here? ] [- You hear yourself mumbling:- Dogs fucked the Pope. No fault of mine.] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S03E05 [06:11][Why don't you mind your business?] 1
!req Office Space 1999 [But then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler.] [But I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much...] [and I kept the staplesfor the Swingline stapler.] [- Okay, Milton.- And, oh, no, it's not okay...] [because if they make me—if they take my stapler...] [then I'll— I'll have to—I'll set the building on fire.] 1
!req Office Space 1999 [Mother shitter,son of an ass—] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S04E08 [Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, take it easy.] [Take it easy, take it easy.] [Put your clothes back on, man. It's not cool.] 1
!swap Avengers: Endgame 2019 [2331] [2331] [2331] | Office Space 1999 [Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars? --minus 3000 --empty] [I'll tell you what I'd do, man. --plus 500 --empty] [225 --remove-second] 1
!req Office Space 1999 [The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.] 1
!swap Avengers: Endgame 2019 [2331] [2331] [2331] | Office Space 1999 [Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars? --minus 3000 --empty] [I'll tell you what I'd do, man. --plus 500 --empty] [Two chicks at the same time, man. --plus 1700 --remove-second] 1
!req Scarface 1983 [You need a fucking army if you gonna take me!] [You hear? Come on! I take you all to fucking hell!] 1
!swap Avengers: Endgame 2019 [2331] [2331] [2331] | Scarface 1983 [2276 --empty] [2277 --empty] [2278 --remove-second] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S02E10 [08:14] 1
!swap Avengers: Endgame 2019 [2331] [2331] | Casino 1995 [1237 --remove-second] [1238 --empty] 1
!req Fight Club 1999 [No. No. I want bowel cancer.] [That's your favorite too?] 1
!req Arrested Development: S01E11 [451-456] 1
!swap Avengers: Endgame 2019 [2331] [2331] | Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy [972 --remove-second] [973 --empty] 1
!swap Avengers: Endgame 2019 [2331] | Freddy Got Fingered 2001 [670 --plus 1500] 1
!swap cowboy bebop s01e25 [4] | The Shining 1980 [1287 --plus 700] --font-size 100 1
!swap Avengers: Endgame 2019 [2331] | Goodfellas 1990 [215 --plus 1000] 1
!req Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 1998 [- Will you... s-sign for it?- All right. Give it. Hurry up.] [Don't move, man. Be very still.] [There you go.] [Say nothing to no one, man.] 1
!req Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 1998 [- We're responsible people.] 1
!swap Avengers: Endgame 2019 [2331] | Heat 1995 [777 --plus 1000] 1
!req American Psycho 2000 [Bateman?] [- What are you so fucking zany about? - I'm just a happy camper.] [Rockin' and a rollin'!] 1
!parallel Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 1998 [Bad waves of paranoia. Madness. Fear and loathing.] | Once Upon A Time... in Hollywood 2019 [1:55:39] 1
!parallel American Psycho [370] | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 1998 [What kind of rat-bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?] 1
!swap Avengers: Endgame 2019 [Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows] | Breaking Bad: S03E02 [Do you have the remotest inkling of what that means? --plus 1000] 1
!req The Departed 2006 [1:33:38 --plus 800] 1
!swap Avengers: Endgame 2019 [2331] | Django Unchained 2012 [1:43:54] 1
!req Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas 1998 [462 --plus 100] [463 --plus 100] [464] 1
!parallel The Social Network (2010) [381] | Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas [431 --plus 300] 1
!req Freddy Got Fingered 2001 [Then how come Gord gets a LeBaron and I don't? --minus 1000] [ - Cos they love me more than they love you. - No. No, they don't. --plus 500] [Oh, yeah? I only see one LeBaron, Freddy. I don't see two LeBarons. --plus 500] 1
!swap Goodfellas 1990 [312] [313] [317] | Full Metal Jacket 1987 [96 --plus 500] [97] [99 --plus 500] 1
!req The Dark Knight 2008 [53-56] 1
!req GoodFellas 1990 [Stupid bastard! I can't fucking believe you.] [Now you're going to dig the hole.I got no fucking lime.] [I'll dig the hole. I don't give a fuck. Is it the first hole I dug?] [I'll dig the fucking hole.Where are the shovels? --minus 2000] 1
!req Full Metal Jacket 1987 [243] [244] [245] [246 --remove-second] 1
!req It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia S02E08 [271-274] --font-size 30 --y-offset 30 --dimensions 2x2 --aspect-quotient 1.5 1
!swap Shrek 2001 [13] | The Shining 1980 [1287 --plus 1000] 1
!req The Dark Knight 2008 [1290] [1291] [1292] [1293] [1294] [1296] [1297] dimensions 2x2 1
!req The Eric Andre Show: S04E02 [133 ] [134 --plus 2000] [135 --plus 1350] [136 --plus 1000] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S03E10 [121 --plus 600] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S02E07 [30] [31] [34] [37] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S04E01 [03:58] 1
!req Arrested Development: S02E01 [You haven't auditioned yet?] [Oh, no, no. I'm not in the group yet.] [No, I'm afraid I just blue myself.] [There's gotta be a better way to say that.] 1
!parallel The Room 2003 [402] [403] | !req The Shining 1980 [114] [115] [122 --wild-merge] [123 --wild-merge] 1
!req Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004 [724-727] 1
!req Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004 [Yes... Chris, listen to me,] [put down the gun and let the marching band go.] [We'll play it off as a prank.] [We'll straighten it out later. I'm getting another call.] 1
!parallel American Psycho 2000 [350 --plus 1000] | Heat 1995 [777 --plus 1000] 1
!req The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 2004 [I'm so pissed I wanna spit.] 1
!req It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia S03E02 [I did not take any acid. Remember? --plus 1000] [Oh, yeah, you did. --plus 1000] [- What are you talking about?- I put a shitload of it in your beer. --minus 1000 --remove-first] [Is that what all those little pieces of paper were floating— I drank all that shit, dude! --plus 1000] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S04E08 [I don't speak any English.] [You're speaking English. You're speaking English right now.] [- Go that way.- I don't speak a lick of English.] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S04E04 [I'm just looking for something simple to jack off to?] [Are you seriously still videotaping in here?] [I didn't want to be videotaped, either.] [I came in here to get porn and jack off.] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S04E04 [195 --minus 1000] [196 --plus 1000] [202 --plus 1000] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S04E02 [190 --plus 1350] [191 --plus 1350] [192 --plus 1350] [193 --plus 1350] 1
!parallel Black Widow [129] | The Eric Andre Show S04E02 [130 --plus 1500] 0
!req The Eric Andre Show S04E02 [81 --plus 1500] [82 --plus 1500] [83 --plus 1500] [84 --plus 1500] 1
!req Freddy Got Fingered 2001 [761] [762] [763][764] [765] [766] [767] [768] --dimensions 2x4 --font-size 26 1
!req Casino 1995 [1174 --plus 1000] 1
!swap It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia S01E01 [Hey, guys.] | Ant-Man 2015 [98] 1
!req Ant-Man 2015 [96-98] 1
!req Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E11 [- Uh, well...] [I will pee all over my pants,] [And then who's gonna] [End up looking bad, huh?] 1
!req Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E01 [- Here.] [It's a, uh, fruit roll-Up.] [I was gonna make you a casserole] [For your loss, but, uh,] [But I didn't.] 1
!req Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E16 [156-157 --wild-merge] [158-159 --wild-merge] [160] 1
!req Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E15 [40-43] 1
!req Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E09 [- Oh, man. --plus 1000] [You are getting me so angry. --plus 1000] 1
!swap Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E06 [128] [128] | Full Metal Jacket 1987 [6:08 --plus 150 --x-crop-offset 100][06:20 --plus 300 --custom-crop 5,0,85,80 --empty] --aspect-quotient 1.2 --brightness 30 0
!req Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E17 [Make your own --plus 1000] [Unique ultra megabraid. --plus 1000] [- $3.99. --plus 1000] [- Hey, kiss my- Ultra mega-Ass. --plus 1000] 1
!req Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E13 [- Ok, have a crappy weekend.] [Hope your house burns down.] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S02E02 [1] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] --dimensions 2x4 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S04E04 [Why do you keep giving me ice for now? --plus 900] [guys are irritating. --plus 900] [Yeah. --plus 900] [Irritating. --plus 900] 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S04E03 [50-57 --plus 2000] --dimensions 2x4 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S04E05 [152 --plus 3000] [153-155 --plus 2000] --dimensions 2x2 1
!req Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E13 [Happy labor day! --plus 500] 1
!req Aqua Teen Hunger Force S02E21 [- Hey, carl. --plus 2000] [- That all you came to say? --plus 2000] [Are we done here? --plus 2000 1