Strangers with Candy 3x5

Directed by Peter Lauer

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Maria Christina Thayer as Tammi Littlenut • Carolyn Popp as Claire Noblet

Jerri's new daddy Stew starts to act very strangely, which makes Jerri reluctant to bring him to class for Occupation Week.

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1. LISTEN UP.

2. HERE'S AN OLD PRISON YARD PLAY CALLED

3. "THE CAVITY SEARCH".

4. I'M GONNA FAKE A HAND-OFF TO ME AND THEN REJECT IT.

5. THEN I'M GONNA HIT "NUTTAGE" HERE DEEP AND HARD.

6. I MEAN, I'M GONNA GET THAT BALL ALL DOWN IN THERE.

7. I GOT IT, JERRI.

8. NO, I'M GONNA SLAM IT HARD, YOU'RE GONNA WISH—

9. I GOT IT! JERRI.

10. ON TWO.

11. BREAK!

12.

13. HUT ONE! HUT TWO!

14. LUNCH!

15. LUNCH IS READY!

16. WHO WANTS MEAT?

17. THAT'S MY GIRL.

18.

19. THIS IS GREAT.

20. YEAH, STEW CERTAINLY KNOWS HOW TO DISMEMBER AN ANIMAL

21. AND THEN BURN IT.

22. I'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE I WAS A KID.

23. OH, GOSH, JERRI,

24. YOUR STEPMOTHER'S LOVER IS A GREAT FATHER FIGURE.

25. YOU SURE ARE LUCKY.

26. YEAH, I AM.

27. SINCE MY DADDY DIED

28. THAT I FEEL LIKE A FAMILY.

29. A FAMILY, STEW?

30. I SURE DO, LITTLE GIRL.

31. I SURE DO.

32. I THINK I'LL CALL YOU "DADDY".

33. I'D LIKE THAT.

34. WONDERFUL...

35. AS LONG AS I'M NOT DESTROYED BY MY SECRET ENEMIES,

36. THE RED SQUAD.

37. HELLO! I'M JERRI BLANK.

38. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

39. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

40. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS,

41. DID A LOT OF TIME...

42. I WAS A BOOZER, A USER, AND A LOSER.

43. I STOLE THE TV—

44. DID SOME MORE TIME.

45. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

46. MAY HAVE CHANGED...

47. ARE JUST THE SAME.

48. AND THAT IS WHY THEY CALL IT "THE OLDEST PROFESSION".

49. NOW, AS IT IS OCCUPATION WEEK,

50. SOME OF YOUR FATHERS

51. ABOUT THEIR JOBS.

52. MOMS COMING?

53. TO SAY ABOUT IT, MISSY!

54. TO BE CIVIL,

55. SETTLE THIS IN COURT.

56. NOW WE'LL SEE WHO THE CRAZY ONE IS.

57. OKAY, WHOEVER'S FATHER IS COMING BY THIS WEEK,

58. WHY DON'T YOU STAND UP AND TALK ABOUT

59. WHAT THEY'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT.

60. WELL, MY DAD MAKES VIDEO GAMES,

61. AND HE'LL HAVE PLENTY TO GIVE AWAY.

62. MY FATHER'S AN ANTHROPOLOGIST,

63. AND HE'LL HAVE PICTURES OF NAKED ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE

64. NIPPLES.

65. TO TALK ABOUT... MEAT.

66. BIG DEAL, HEH HEH.

67. HEAR ABOUT MEAT?

68. ACTUALLY, HE DOES KNOW A LOT ABOUT MEAT,

69. AND IT'S PRETTY COOL.

70. THANKS, "OCTOPUSSY".

71. GET OUT!

72. MEAT, HUH?

73. YOU, BLANK.

74. YEAH, MY DADDY'S GONNA GIVE THE BEST SPEECH EVER!

75.

76. HEY, DADDY!

77. MY SCHOOL ABOUT MEAT?

78. HUH, PLEASE, HUH?

79. MEAT!

80. LITTLE GIRL.

81. WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' UP THERE... DAD?

82. ROOF MAINTENANCE.

83. MASKS MY SCENT,

84. MAKES IT HARD FOR 'EM TO FIND ME.

85. I'M GONNA GO INTO THE HOUSE NOW.

86. OKAY.

87. BE CAREFUL OF THAT DOORKNOB, IT'S A SMOKED GOUDA.

88. OKAY?

89. BYE, JERRI.

90. HELLO, STEPMOTHER.

91. HEY, HOW MANY FROZEN PIZZAS DID YOU BUY FOR MY SLEEPOVER TONIGHT?

92. I THOUGHT I'D HOLD OFF ON THE PIZZAS, JERRI,

93. GIRLS ARE GONNA CANCEL AT THE LAST MINUTE.

94. HEY, I JUST ASKED STEW TO COME TO MY SCHOOL AND SPEAK ABOUT MEAT.

95. AH, DON'T GO BOTHERING STEW RIGHT NOW, HONEY, OKAY?

96. HE'S UNDER ENOUGH STRESS AS IT IS.

97. YEAH... SPEAKING OF WHICH,

98. DO YOU THINK HE'S BEEN ACTIN' A LITTLE STRANGE?

99. DAUGHTER, YOU MEAN?

100. NO, I MEAN BY STAPLING CHEESE TO THE ROOF.

101. LISTEN HERE, JERRI!

102. TAKING CARE OF HIS FAMILY— AND OURS!

103. WHAT HE'S DOING.

104. HE'S FINE!

105. YEAH, MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX, PLUG,

106. STEW IS FINE.

107. GOOD ONE, STEW!

108. SO, WHO YA ALL TALKIN' ABOUT?

109. C'MON, I KNOW YOU WERE TALKIN' 'CAUSE...

110. THROUGH THE WINDOW I SAW A LOT OF GUM FLAPPIN'.

111. HOW EXCITED EVERYONE IS

112. THAT YOU'RE COMING TO SCHOOL TO TALK.

113. LET'S JUST HOPE IT'S NOT SOME SORT OF SETUP

114. BY THE RED SQUAD.

115. SARA, DO WE HAVE ANY CREAM CHEESE?

116. THE CHIMNEY.

117. CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO YOUR CLASS.

118. SATISFIED, JERRI?

119. HE'S FINE.

120.

121. ALRIGHT, WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING

122. YOU'VE EVER DONE WITH A BOY?

123. YOU FIRST, TRUDY.

124. WELL, ED ORDENEZ AND I,

125. THE SCHOOL STAIRS.

126. FRENCH!

127. OKAY, OH, WHAT ABOUT YOU, RENE?

128. WELL, UM...

129. ME AND RICH KASPER, WENT TO A POOL PARTY ONE TIME,

130. BUZZED ON SUGAR.

131. SO AFTER EVERYONE WENT INSIDE,

132. AND WENT SKINNY-DIPPING!

133.

134. WHAT ABOUT YOU, JERRI?

135. WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW CRAZY THIS WAS,

136. WITH THIS COLOMBIAN DRUG LORD

137. AT A COCK FIGHT.

138. HIS "DEATH SQUAD"

139. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE.

140. THEY TELL ME TO FACE A CORNER, STRIP DOWN TO MY PANTIES

141. AND HOLD ONTO THE RADIATOR.

142. I FIGURE, "WHAT THE HECK".

143. "CLICK-CLICK-CLICK"

144. OF THE BIGGER ONE'S PEG LEG MOVING CLOSER TO ME.

145. AND SLIDES IT UP MY—

146. DERRICK...

147. ALL OF JERRI'S YOUNG HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS ARE SITTING IN THERE

148. SKIMPY NIGHTGOWNS!

149. WHY AREN'T YOU HIDING IN THE CLOSET MASTURBATING?

150. GLADIATOR MAGAZINES.

151. SOOO, AFTER WE GET ALL THAT MOPPED UP,

152. TO HIDE THE BODY.

153. ONE OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS

154. I EVER DID WITH A FELLA.

155.

156. NO, NO, NO— I NEVER EVEN SAW THEIR FACES,

157. MUCH LESS GOT THEIR NAMES.

158. YOU NEXT, COPPERHEAD.

159. UHH...

160. WITH MARK COZZI AND—

161.

162. WHO SENT YOU? WHO SENT ME?

163. WHO— HOLD ONTO THIS, IT'S MADE OUT OF CHEESE!

164. NOW THERE'S TWO OF ME!

165. THAT OUGHTA THROW 'EM OFF FOR A LITTLE WHILE—

166. I WAS NEVER HERE.

167. HA HA, STEW, YOU ARE HILARIOUS!

168. HA HA!

169. ABOUT, JERRI?

170. OH, HE'S TRYING TO SCARE US.

171. WELL, HE DID A GOOD JOB!

172. MAKE THE SPEECH AT SCHOOL?

173. WHY WOULDN'T HE?

174. WELL, HE SEEMS A LITTLE UNSTABLE.

175. YEAH, WELL HE'S NOT!

176. HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA!

177. LET'S TAKE OFF OUR PAJAMAS AND HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT!

178. NO, IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT.

179. GET SOME SLEEP.

180. OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

181.

182. GIRLS...

183. IS MY DADDY CRAZY?

184. WHAT IS CRAZY?

185. INNOCENT AND CLOSE.

186. HURT THEM!

187. DON'T FIND OUT ABOUT THIS.

188. TO THE HOUSE.

189. MAKE 'EM PAY!

190. DO YOU MIND?

191. I'M TRYING TO THINK DOWN HERE!

192. SORRY! SORRY!

193. I'M SO KEYED UP I'LL NEVER FALL ASLEEP.

194.

195. IT'S DISTILLED FROM SUGAR CANE

196. SODA OR TONIC WATER,

197. WITH A LIME.

198. OKAY, WHO'S READY FOR SOME RUM?

199. LET'S DRINK SOME RUM!

200. YARR! CAPTAIN STACK!

201. THERE'S PLENTY OF CAPTAIN STACK'S

202. FOR ALL OF YA!

203. HEH HEH HEH, GET SMOKEY!

204. DRINK ME RUM! HA HA HA, YEAH!

205. REMEMBER, FRIENDS KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN

206. AND WHEN TO DRINK MORE RUM!

207. HEH HEH, DRINK ME' RUM!

208. GOOD JOB, MR. KOLOVITZ THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

209. DRINK ME' RUM. ME' RUM, DRINK IT!

210. DRINK ME' RUM! THANK YOU, CAPTAIN.

211. OKAY...

212. SINCE MR. KOLOVITZ FINISHED A LITTLE BIT EARLY,

213. I'M GONNA READ YOU THIS BOOK SILENTLY TO MYSELF.

214. GOOD RUM!

215. I CAN'T WAIT TILL STEW COMES WITH MEAT,

216. THAT'S GONNA BE GREAT!

217. YEAH, THAT'S GONNA BE SOMETHING.

218.

219. HEY, UH, BLANK,

220. THAT YOUR DAD IS A WACKO.

221. WHAT?

222. YEAH, I BET YA THAT NUTCASE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW UP FRIDAY.

223. THAT'S MADNESS, THAT'S INSANE, THAT'S CRAZY!

224. HE'LL BE HERE!

225. WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

226. "... THEY TOLD HER TO FACE THE CORNER,

227. "STRIP DOWN TO HER PANTIES AND GRAB A HOLD OF...

228. "THE RADIATOR.

229. "JUST THEN THE BIG ONE HOPPED ACROSS THE ROOM WITH HIS PEG LEG.

230. "SLOWLY HE UNSCREW—"

231. STEW?

232. OH GOD... I SMELL LIKE GOUDA.

233. STEW!

234. STEW?

235. STE-EEW!

236.

237. TAKE IT DOWN A RUNG THERE, LITTLE MISSY.

238. HOW ARE YOU... FEELING?

239. NEVER FELT BETTER.

240. HEY, I WANNA RUN MY SPEECH BY YA!

241.

242. LET ME POP IN THE OLD CRAPPER, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

243. JERRI, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.

244. I... CAN'T SPEAK AT YOUR SCHOOL ON FRIDAY.

245. WHY, WHAT'S WRONG?

246. I'VE BEEN FIRED.

247. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

248. STEW'S MEATS IS YOUR COMPANY.

249. YOU CAN'T GET FIRED.

250. MIRROR, TOLD ME I WAS FIRED,

251. TO SHAVE ME.

252. NO, STEW...

253. SHAVE ME, JERRI.

254. HE TRIED TO SHAVE ME!

255. NO, NO, STEW.

256. HORROR!

257. 1, 2, 3... STROKE.

258. MR. JELLINECK?

259. IN A MINUTE, JERRI.

260. 1, 2, 3... STROKE.

261. 1, 2, 3... STROKE.

262. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, JERRI?

263. ABOUT MENTAL ILLNESS?

264. I'M CRAZY?

265. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING— I PAINT ON EVERY THIRD STROKE.

266. IT'S A PRIME NUMBER, IT CAN'T BE BROKEN DOWN.

267. ON THE EVEN ONES,

268. FIGHTING BACK.

269. YOU'RE NOT THE CRAZY PERSON.

270. I'M NOT?

271. I MEAN, OF COURSE I'M NOT.

272. OH, YOU'RE PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT YOUR STEPMOTHER'S LOVER.

273. I HEAR HE'S A PSYCHO.

274. WHAT?

275. WELL, THAT'S NOTHING BUT AN UGLY, VICIOUS TRUTH!

276. HE'S INSANE, AND I HAVE TO DE-CRAZY HIM UP BY TOMORROW.

277. HIM TO A SMALL BOX,

278. POKING HIM WITH A STICK?

279. WILL THAT FIX HIM?

280. IT'LL MAKE HIS CUTLETS TENDER.

281. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU HEAD DOWN TO THE SCHOOL LIBRARY

282. ON MANIACS?

283. LIBRARY...

284. THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR, WHAT IS IT?

285. I'M NOT SURE.

286. THANKS, MR. JELLINECK.

287. HELLO?

288. YOO-HOO!

289. HELLO?

290. HI. LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

291. MAY WE... HELP YOU?

292. NO, I WAS JUST LEAVING.

293. NONSENSE... WE WOULDN'T HEAR OF IT.

294. WE GET SO FEW... VISITORS.

295. SO WERE WE.

296. PRINCIPAL MULLET FOR US?

297. PRINCIPAL MULLET?

298. IT'S PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN.

299. THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE IN ADMINISTRATION!

300. IF WE CAN COME OUT?

301. LOOK, I JUST CAME IN HERE TO GET SOME INFORMATION

302. ON MENTAL CRAZINESS.

303. GET YOU STARTED.

304. YOU MIND?

305. HOW THOUGHTLESS.

306. WE'LL BE IN THE STACKS.

307. "The Truth About Mental Illness."

309. Produced by the Association for the Advancement of the Mentally Ill.

310. Turn the filmstrip ahead one frame whenever you hear—

311. In the middle ages,

312. physicians believed that mental illness was caused by

313. "demons" inhabiting the patients' skull,

314. and that there was no way to let them out.

315. But today, modern science teaches us

316. that this can be accomplished with the use of a hand drill.

317. Thanks to this new technology,

318. there is no reason the mentally ill

319. can't be a valuable member of society.

320. Here are some treatment success stories.

321. Ed Walsh works as a carpenter.

322. Sean O'Shea is a successful grocer.

323. And if you need your teeth fixed go see Steve Skrine—

324. He's a dentist.

325. Remember, with proper medical care,

326. the owner of an alternative brain

327. can be a doctor, or a butcher, or even a daddy.

328. FOR MY DADDY'S DEMONS.

329. YOU GOING?

330. WERE FRIENDS.

331. SAVE MY DADDY.

332. YOU BETRAYED US.

333. RUN LITTLE GIRL!

334. I CAN'T HOLD HIM FOR LONG!

335. YOU FOOL, NOW THEY'LL NEVER LET US OUT.

336. SO THAT'S WHAT A LIBRARY IS!

337. STEW?

338. STEW?

339. AHH HHHHA!

340. STEW!

341. OH, HI, JERRI, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?

342. HEAD NEED TO BE LET OUT.

343. TALKIN' ABOUT?

344. YOU'RE CRAZY.

345. I AM? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S YELLIN'.

346. I AM? YES, AND I WISH YOU'D KEEP IT DOWN

347. IS TRYING TO SLEEP.

348. FIRING YOURSELF?

349. OH, TURNS OUT THAT WAS JUST A BIG MIXUP.

350. WITH MYSELF,

351. AND I'VE DECIDED TO GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT.

352. TO YOUR CLASS TOMORROW!

353. SO YOU'RE REALLY SANE?

354. JERRI, IF I WASN'T SANE,

355. THESE RAPID MOOD SWINGS?

356. I'M SO HAPPY.

357. LET'S CELEBRATE!

358. I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE FAMILY OUT FOR PIZZA.

359. TO PIZZAMANIA!

360. ALL THE KIDS GO THERE, AND THEY CAN SEE HOW UN-CRAZY YOU ARE...

361. DADDY.

362. PIZZAMANIA!

363. PIZZA-PIZZA-PIZZA!

364.

365. SOO, WHAT WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO EAT?

366. I'M GONNA HAVE CHICKEN "SNATCHATORI".

367. GARLIC!

368. CERTAINLY, AND THE GARLIC KNOTS ARE EXCELLENT.

369. UH— HELLO BLANKS!

370. AND STEW.

371. SPEAK AT MY SCHOOL TOMORROW,

372. UNFORTUNATE RUMORS

373. HELPED PROMULGATE,

374. IT IS MY DUTY TO ASK,

375. IN THE MEMBRANE?

376. BOO!

377.

378. OF MENTAL HEALTH!

379.

380. I DIDN'T ORDER THAT. WHO SENT IT?

381. WHO SENT IT!

382. IT'S NOT FOR YOU.

383. THEN IT'S NOT FOR ANYBODY!

384. ARRRRRGH!

385. MY EYES, MY EYES!

386. I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!

387. DEATH TO THE RED SQUAD!

388. HELLO, YES! WILD DUNES MENTAL HOSPITAL?

389. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

390. THE RED SQUAD!

391. THE RED SQUAD!

392. YOU BETRAYED ME!

393. THE WRESTLING RING!

394. WELL, JERRI, IT'S BEEN A TOUGH NIGHT,

395. SUBDUED HIM.

396. I'LL TELL YA, YOUR SON STEW SURE CAN TAKE A BLOW TO THE HEAD.

397. WELL, TECHNICALLY, HE'S NOT MY SON,

398. HE'S MY STEPMOTHER'S LOVER.

399. OH, GOOD, THEN YOU CAN SIGN THESE RELEASE FORMS.

400. HOW'S HE DOIN' ?

401. WELL, ASIDE FROM THE INSANITY,

402. HE'S AS HEALTHY AS A HORSE

403. THAT'S BEEN BEATEN UNCONSCIOUS BY A GANG OF SAVAGE ORDERLIES.

404. DR. TREPANNING,

405. OUT OF MY DADDY?

406. I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES, JERRI, BUT...

407. I PROMISE I WILL.

408. I'LL USE EVERY TOOL AT MY DISPOSAL:

409. MEDICATION, DRUGS... AND PILLS!

410. WELL, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?

411. WELL, IF WE CAN GET THE MIXTURE RIGHT

412. HIS HUMORS, I'D SAY ABOUT...

413. WHAT IS IT, WEDNESDAY?

414. 30 YEARS.

415. WHAT? I NEED HIM BY THIS AFTERNOON!

416. JERRI, THE BRAIN IS A DELICATE AND HIGHLY COMPLICATED ORGAN.

417. I KNOW, I'VE TAKEN A FEW OF THEM APART,

418. BACK TOGETHER

419. THERE'S ALWAYS A FEW EXTRA PARTS LAYIN' AROUND.

420. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DRILL A HOLE IN HIS SKULL

421. TO LET THE DEMONS OUT?

422. JERRI...

423. TO LET THE "DEMONS" OUT

424. OF MENTAL ILLNESS.

425. TODAY, WE SEDATE THE DEMONS UNTIL THEY BECOME ADDICTED,

426. WITH A PIECE OF MEAT.

427. IT TAKES YEARS.

428. ALONE TO SAY GOOD-BYE?

429. OF COURSE.

430. C'MON, DADDY!

431. TO GIVE!

432. BECAUSE JERRI BLANK'S FATHER HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN,

433. HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.

434. SO I THOUGHT WE'D ALL PITCH IN AND MAKE ONE BIG CARD FOR JERRI

435. HOW MUCH I HATE JERRI.

436. NOT SO FAST!

437. GIVE A SPEECH TODAY,

438. HE'S GONNA GIVE ONE!

439. MY NEW HEALTHY DADDY.

440.

441. OUTTA HERE!

442. IT'S OKAY, I'M ALL BETTER NOW.

443. NOW, AS YOU ALL KNOW, I AM A MEAT MAN.

444. AND TODAY, MY LITTLE FRIEND TONI...

445. JUST A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WHAT THAT MEANS...

446. JERRI, I CAME BACK AND YOU AND STEW WERE GONE.

447. WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? HE'S A VERY DANGEROUS MAN!

448. NOT ANYMORE, I FIXED HIM.

449. HOW?

450. WITH THIS!

451. OH DEAR GOD.

452. EASY, GIRL. THAT'S RIGHT.

453. NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT CUTS OF MEAT.

454.

455. WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED!

456. YOU SURE DID FIX HIM.

457. WHAT DO YA MAKE OF THAT?

458. ONLY THIS...

459. WITH MENTAL ILLNESS,

460. AREN'T SO FUNNY.

461. FROM PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS

462. THE PROPER CARE.

463. NOW YOU TELL ME,

464. WHAT'S SO FUNNY... ABOUT THAT?

465. GOOD NIGHT.