Strangers with Candy 3x5

Directed by Peter Lauer

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Maria Christina Thayer as Tammi Littlenut • Carolyn Popp as Claire Noblet

Jerri's new daddy Stew starts to act very strangely, which makes Jerri reluctant to bring him to class for Occupation Week.

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1. LISTEN UP.

2. HERE'S AN OLD PRISON YARD PLAY CALLED

3. "THE CAVITY SEARCH".

4. I'M GONNA FAKE A HAND-OFF TO ME AND THEN REJECT IT.

5. THEN I'M GONNA HIT "NUTTAGE" HERE DEEP AND HARD.

6. I MEAN, I'M GONNA GET THAT BALL ALL DOWN IN THERE.

7. I GOT IT, JERRI.

8. NO, I'M GONNA SLAM IT HARD, YOU'RE GONNA WISH—

9. I GOT IT! JERRI.

10. ON TWO.

11. BREAK!

12. ( growling & barking )

13. HUT ONE! HUT TWO!

14. LUNCH!

15. LUNCH IS READY!

16. WHO WANTS MEAT?

17. ( laughs ) THAT'S MY GIRL.

18. ( inhales deeply )

19. THIS IS GREAT.

20. YEAH, STEW CERTAINLY KNOWS HOW TO DISMEMBER AN ANIMAL

21. AND THEN BURN IT.

22. I'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE I WAS A KID.

23. OH, GOSH, JERRI,

24. YOUR STEPMOTHER'S LOVER IS A GREAT FATHER FIGURE.

25. YOU SURE ARE LUCKY.

26. YEAH, I AM.

27. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SINCE MY DADDY DIED

28. THAT I FEEL LIKE A FAMILY.

29. DO YOU FEEL LIKE A FAMILY, STEW?

30. I SURE DO, LITTLE GIRL.

31. I SURE DO.

32. I THINK I'LL CALL YOU "DADDY".

33. I'D LIKE THAT.

34. LIFE IS SO WONDERFUL...

35. AS LONG AS I'M NOT DESTROYED BY MY SECRET ENEMIES,

36. THE RED SQUAD.

37. HELLO! I'M JERRI BLANK.

38. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

39. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

40. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS,

41. DID A LOT OF TIME...

42. I WAS A BOOZER, A USER, AND A LOSER.

43. I STOLE THE TV—

44. DID SOME MORE TIME.

45. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

46. AND THOUGH THE FACES MAY HAVE CHANGED...

47. THE HASSLES ARE JUST THE SAME.

48. AND THAT IS WHY THEY CALL IT "THE OLDEST PROFESSION".

49. NOW, AS IT IS OCCUPATION WEEK,

50. WE ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE SOME OF YOUR FATHERS

51. COME SPEAK TO US THIS WEEK ABOUT THEIR JOBS.

52. WHEN ARE THE MOMS COMING?

53. NEVER IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, MISSY!

54. I GAVE MOM A CHANCE TO BE CIVIL,

55. BUT I GUESS WE HAVE TO SETTLE THIS IN COURT.

56. NOW WE'LL SEE WHO THE CRAZY ONE IS.

57. OKAY, WHOEVER'S FATHER IS COMING BY THIS WEEK,

58. WHY DON'T YOU STAND UP AND TALK ABOUT

59. WHAT THEY'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT.

60. WELL, MY DAD MAKES VIDEO GAMES,

61. AND HE'LL HAVE PLENTY TO GIVE AWAY.

62. MY FATHER'S AN ANTHROPOLOGIST,

63. AND HE'LL HAVE PICTURES OF NAKED ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE

64. WITH CEREMONIALLY-PIERCED NIPPLES.

65. MY FATHER WILL BE HERE TO TALK ABOUT... MEAT.

66. BIG DEAL, HEH HEH.

67. WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MEAT?

68. ACTUALLY, HE DOES KNOW A LOT ABOUT MEAT,

69. AND IT'S PRETTY COOL.

70. THANKS, "OCTOPUSSY".

71. ( bell rings ) GET OUT!

72. MEAT, HUH?

73. MAYBE I MISJUDGED YOU, BLANK.

74. YEAH, MY DADDY'S GONNA GIVE THE BEST SPEECH EVER!

75. ( spits )

76. HEY, DADDY!

77. CAN YOU SPEAK AT MY SCHOOL ABOUT MEAT?

78. HUH, PLEASE, HUH?

79. MEAT!

80. ANYTHING FOR MY LITTLE GIRL.

81. WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' UP THERE... DAD?

82. JUST A LITTLE ROOF MAINTENANCE.

83. THE DAIRY SMELL MASKS MY SCENT,

84. MAKES IT HARD FOR 'EM TO FIND ME.

85. I'M GONNA GO INTO THE HOUSE NOW.

86. OKAY.

87. BE CAREFUL OF THAT DOORKNOB, IT'S A SMOKED GOUDA.

88. OKAY?

89. BYE, JERRI.

90. HELLO, STEPMOTHER.

91. HEY, HOW MANY FROZEN PIZZAS DID YOU BUY FOR MY SLEEPOVER TONIGHT?

92. I THOUGHT I'D HOLD OFF ON THE PIZZAS, JERRI,

93. UNTIL WE FOUND OUT HOW MANY GIRLS ARE GONNA CANCEL AT THE LAST MINUTE.

94. HEY, I JUST ASKED STEW TO COME TO MY SCHOOL AND SPEAK ABOUT MEAT.

95. AH, DON'T GO BOTHERING STEW RIGHT NOW, HONEY, OKAY?

96. HE'S UNDER ENOUGH STRESS AS IT IS.

97. YEAH... SPEAKING OF WHICH,

98. DO YOU THINK HE'S BEEN ACTIN' A LITTLE STRANGE?

99. BY ACCEPTING YOU AS HIS DAUGHTER, YOU MEAN?

100. NO, I MEAN BY STAPLING CHEESE TO THE ROOF.

101. LISTEN HERE, JERRI!

102. THAT MAN WORKS VERY HARD TAKING CARE OF HIS FAMILY— AND OURS!

103. HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING.

104. HE'S FINE!

105. YEAH, MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX, PLUG,

106. STEW IS FINE.

107. GOOD ONE, STEW!

108. SO, WHO YA ALL TALKIN' ABOUT?

109. C'MON, I KNOW YOU WERE TALKIN' 'CAUSE...

110. WHEN I LOOKED THROUGH THE WINDOW I SAW A LOT OF GUM FLAPPIN'.

111. I WAS JUST SAYING HOW EXCITED EVERYONE IS

112. THAT YOU'RE COMING TO SCHOOL TO TALK.

113. LET'S JUST HOPE IT'S NOT SOME SORT OF SETUP

114. BY THE RED SQUAD.

115. SARA, DO WE HAVE ANY CREAM CHEESE?

116. I NEED TO TUCK POINT THE CHIMNEY.

117. CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO YOUR CLASS.

118. ( Sara ) SATISFIED, JERRI?

119. HE'S FINE.

120. ( girls laughing ) ( electric buzzing )

121. ALRIGHT, WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING

122. YOU'VE EVER DONE WITH A BOY?

123. YOU FIRST, TRUDY.

124. WELL, ED ORDENEZ AND I,

125. KISSED BENEATH THE SCHOOL STAIRS.

126. FRENCH!

127. OKAY, OH, WHAT ABOUT YOU, RENE?

128. WELL, UM...

129. ME AND RICH KASPER, WENT TO A POOL PARTY ONE TIME,

130. AND WE WERE KIND OF BUZZED ON SUGAR.

131. SO AFTER EVERYONE WENT INSIDE,

132. WE PUT ON OUR BATHING SUITS AND WENT SKINNY-DIPPING!

133. ( squealing laughter )

134. WHAT ABOUT YOU, JERRI?

135. WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW CRAZY THIS WAS,

136. BUT THIS ONE TIME I HOOKED UP WITH THIS COLOMBIAN DRUG LORD

137. AT A COCK FIGHT.

138. AND ME AND HIM AND SOME OF HIS "DEATH SQUAD"

139. WENT TO THIS ABANDONED WAREHOUSE.

140. THEY TELL ME TO FACE A CORNER, STRIP DOWN TO MY PANTIES

141. AND HOLD ONTO THE RADIATOR. ( giggling )

142. I FIGURE, "WHAT THE HECK".

143. THEN I HEAR THE "CLICK-CLICK-CLICK"

144. OF THE BIGGER ONE'S PEG LEG MOVING CLOSER TO ME.

145. HE REMOVES HIS LEG AND SLIDES IT UP MY—

146. DERRICK...

147. ALL OF JERRI'S YOUNG HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS ARE SITTING IN THERE

148. IN NOTHING BUT SKIMPY NIGHTGOWNS!

149. WHY AREN'T YOU HIDING IN THE CLOSET MASTURBATING?

150. I WANNA READ MY GLADIATOR MAGAZINES.

151. SOOO, AFTER WE GET ALL THAT MOPPED UP,

152. WE STILL HAVE TO FIND A PLACE TO HIDE THE BODY.

153. THAT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS

154. I EVER DID WITH A FELLA.

155. ( laughter )

156. NO, NO, NO— I NEVER EVEN SAW THEIR FACES,

157. MUCH LESS GOT THEIR NAMES.

158. YOU NEXT, COPPERHEAD.

159. UHH...

160. I WAS HOLDING HANDS WITH MARK COZZI AND—

161. ( crashing )

162. WHO SENT YOU? WHO SENT ME?

163. WHO— HOLD ONTO THIS, IT'S MADE OUT OF CHEESE!

164. NOW THERE'S TWO OF ME!

165. THAT OUGHTA THROW 'EM OFF FOR A LITTLE WHILE—

166. I WAS NEVER HERE.

167. HA HA, STEW, YOU ARE HILARIOUS!

168. HA HA!

169. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT, JERRI?

170. OH, HE'S TRYING TO SCARE US.

171. WELL, HE DID A GOOD JOB!

172. IS HE GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE THE SPEECH AT SCHOOL?

173. WHY WOULDN'T HE?

174. WELL, HE SEEMS A LITTLE UNSTABLE.

175. YEAH, WELL HE'S NOT!

176. HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA!

177. LET'S TAKE OFF OUR PAJAMAS AND HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT!

178. NO, IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT.

179. WE SHOULD REALLY GET SOME SLEEP.

180. OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

181. ( giggling )

182. GIRLS...

183. IS MY DADDY CRAZY?

184. WHAT IS CRAZY?

185. THOSE GIRLS ARE SO INNOCENT AND CLOSE.

186. HURT THEM!

187. I HOPE THE KIDS AT SCHOOL DON'T FIND OUT ABOUT THIS.

188. SET FIRE TO THE HOUSE.

189. MAKE 'EM PAY!

190. DO YOU MIND?

191. I'M TRYING TO THINK DOWN HERE!

192. SORRY! SORRY!

193. I'M SO KEYED UP I'LL NEVER FALL ASLEEP.

194. ( snoring )

195. IT'S DISTILLED FROM SUGAR CANE

196. AND CAN BE MIXED WITH SODA OR TONIC WATER,

197. AND IS USUALLY GARNISHED WITH A LIME.

198. OKAY, WHO'S READY FOR SOME RUM?

199. LET'S DRINK SOME RUM!

200. YARR! CAPTAIN STACK!

201. THERE'S PLENTY OF CAPTAIN STACK'S

202. ORIGINAL SMOKED RUM FOR ALL OF YA!

203. HEH HEH HEH, GET SMOKEY!

204. DRINK ME RUM! HA HA HA, YEAH!

205. REMEMBER, FRIENDS KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN

206. GOOD JOB— AND WHEN TO DRINK MORE RUM!

207. HEH HEH, DRINK ME' RUM!

208. GOOD JOB, MR. KOLOVITZ THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

209. DRINK ME' RUM. ME' RUM, DRINK IT!

210. DRINK ME' RUM! THANK YOU, CAPTAIN.

211. OKAY...

212. SINCE MR. KOLOVITZ FINISHED A LITTLE BIT EARLY,

213. I'M GONNA READ YOU THIS BOOK SILENTLY TO MYSELF.

214. GOOD RUM!

215. I CAN'T WAIT TILL STEW COMES WITH MEAT,

216. THAT'S GONNA BE GREAT!

217. YEAH, THAT'S GONNA BE SOMETHING.

218. ( laughter )

219. HEY, UH, BLANK,

220. I JUST HEARD FROM RENE THAT YOUR DAD IS A WACKO.

221. WHAT?

222. YEAH, I BET YA THAT NUTCASE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW UP FRIDAY.

223. THAT'S MADNESS, THAT'S INSANE, THAT'S CRAZY!

224. HE'LL BE HERE!

225. I KNEW THIS WHOLE MEAT THING WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

226. "... THEY TOLD HER TO FACE THE CORNER,

227. "STRIP DOWN TO HER PANTIES AND GRAB A HOLD OF...

228. "THE RADIATOR.

229. "JUST THEN THE BIG ONE HOPPED ACROSS THE ROOM WITH HIS PEG LEG.

230. "SLOWLY HE UNSCREW—"

231. STEW?

232. OH GOD... I SMELL LIKE GOUDA.

233. STEW!

234. STEW?

235. STE-EEW!

236. ( nervous laughter )

237. TAKE IT DOWN A RUNG THERE, LITTLE MISSY.

238. HOW ARE YOU... FEELING?

239. NEVER FELT BETTER.

240. HEY, I WANNA RUN MY SPEECH BY YA!

241. ( stomach gurgling )

242. LET ME POP IN THE OLD CRAPPER, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

243. JERRI, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.

244. I... CAN'T SPEAK AT YOUR SCHOOL ON FRIDAY.

245. WHY, WHAT'S WRONG?

246. I'VE BEEN FIRED.

247. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

248. STEW'S MEATS IS YOUR COMPANY.

249. YOU CAN'T GET FIRED.

250. THE MAN WHO CAME INTO THE MIRROR, TOLD ME I WAS FIRED,

251. AND THEN HE TRIED TO SHAVE ME.

252. NO, STEW...

253. HE TRIED TO SHAVE ME, JERRI.

254. HE TRIED TO SHAVE ME!

255. NO, NO, STEW.

256. HORROR!

257. 1, 2, 3... STROKE.

258. MR. JELLINECK?

259. IN A MINUTE, JERRI.

260. 1, 2, 3... STROKE.

261. 1, 2, 3... STROKE.

262. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, JERRI?

263. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MENTAL ILLNESS?

264. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?

265. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING— I PAINT ON EVERY THIRD STROKE.

266. IT'S A PRIME NUMBER, IT CAN'T BE BROKEN DOWN.

267. I TRY TO PAINT ON THE EVEN ONES,

268. BUT THEY KEEP FIGHTING BACK.

269. YOU'RE NOT THE CRAZY PERSON.

270. I'M NOT?

271. I MEAN, OF COURSE I'M NOT.

272. OH, YOU'RE PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT YOUR STEPMOTHER'S LOVER.

273. I HEAR HE'S A PSYCHO.

274. WHAT?

275. WELL, THAT'S NOTHING BUT AN UGLY, VICIOUS TRUTH!

276. HE'S INSANE, AND I HAVE TO DE-CRAZY HIM UP BY TOMORROW.

277. HAVE YOU TRIED CONFINING HIM TO A SMALL BOX,

278. FORCE-FEEDING HIM MILK AND POKING HIM WITH A STICK?

279. WILL THAT FIX HIM?

280. IT'LL MAKE HIS CUTLETS TENDER.

281. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU HEAD DOWN TO THE SCHOOL LIBRARY

282. AND GET SOME INFORMATION ON MANIACS?

283. LIBRARY...

284. THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR, WHAT IS IT?

285. I'M NOT SURE.

286. THANKS, MR. JELLINECK.

287. HELLO?

288. YOO-HOO!

289. HELLO?

290. HI. LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

291. MAY WE... HELP YOU?

292. NO, I WAS JUST LEAVING.

293. NONSENSE... WE WOULDN'T HEAR OF IT.

294. WE GET SO FEW... VISITORS.

295. I WAS SENT HERE TO— SO WERE WE.

296. COULD YOU GET A MESSAGE TO PRINCIPAL MULLET FOR US?

297. PRINCIPAL MULLET?

298. IT'S PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN.

299. ( both ) THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE IN ADMINISTRATION!

300. WOULD YOU ASK HIM IF WE CAN COME OUT?

301. LOOK, I JUST CAME IN HERE TO GET SOME INFORMATION

302. ON MENTAL CRAZINESS.

303. THIS SHOULD GET YOU STARTED.

304. YOU MIND?

305. HOW THOUGHTLESS.

306. WE'LL BE IN THE STACKS.

307. ( record ) "The Truth About Mental Illness."

309. Produced by the Association for the Advancement of the Mentally Ill.

310. Turn the filmstrip ahead one frame whenever you hear— ( ding )

311. ( ding ) In the middle ages,

312. physicians believed that mental illness was caused by

313. "demons" inhabiting the patients' skull,

314. and that there was no way to let them out.

315. But today, modern science teaches us

316. that this can be accomplished with the use of a hand drill.

317. ( ding ) Thanks to this new technology,

318. there is no reason the mentally ill

319. can't be a valuable member of society.

320. Here are some treatment success stories.

321. ( ding ) Ed Walsh works as a carpenter.

322. ( ding ) Sean O'Shea is a successful grocer.

323. ( ding ) And if you need your teeth fixed go see Steve Skrine—

324. He's a dentist. ( ding )

325. Remember, with proper medical care,

326. the owner of an alternative brain

327. can be a doctor, or a butcher, or even a daddy. ( ding )

328. I GOTTA GET SOME TREATMENT FOR MY DADDY'S DEMONS.

329. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

330. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

331. I- I GOTTA GO SAVE MY DADDY.

332. YOU BETRAYED US.

333. RUN LITTLE GIRL!

334. I CAN'T HOLD HIM FOR LONG!

335. YOU FOOL, NOW THEY'LL NEVER LET US OUT.

336. SO THAT'S WHAT A LIBRARY IS!

337. STEW?

338. STEW?

339. AHH HHHHA!

340. STEW!

341. OH, HI, JERRI, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?

342. I THINK THE BEASTIES IN YOUR HEAD NEED TO BE LET OUT.

343. WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

344. YOU'RE CRAZY.

345. I AM? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S YELLIN'.

346. I AM? YES, AND I WISH YOU'D KEEP IT DOWN

347. BECAUSE DERRICK IS TRYING TO SLEEP.

348. BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU FIRING YOURSELF?

349. OH, TURNS OUT THAT WAS JUST A BIG MIXUP.

350. BUT I HAD A TALK WITH MYSELF,

351. AND I'VE DECIDED TO GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT.

352. WHICH MEANS I CAN TALK TO YOUR CLASS TOMORROW!

353. SO YOU'RE REALLY SANE?

354. JERRI, IF I WASN'T SANE,

355. WOULD I BE ABLE TO MAKE THESE RAPID MOOD SWINGS?

356. I'M SO HAPPY.

357. LET'S CELEBRATE!

358. I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE FAMILY OUT FOR PIZZA.

359. WE COULD GO TO PIZZAMANIA!

360. ALL THE KIDS GO THERE, AND THEY CAN SEE HOW UN-CRAZY YOU ARE...

361. DADDY.

362. PIZZAMANIA!

363. PIZZA-PIZZA-PIZZA! ( crowd conversing )

364. ( everyone silences )

365. SOO, WHAT WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO EAT?

366. I'M GONNA HAVE CHICKEN "SNATCHATORI".

367. ( Sara ) GARLIC!

368. CERTAINLY, AND THE GARLIC KNOTS ARE EXCELLENT.

369. UH— HELLO BLANKS!

370. AND STEW.

371. AS YOU ARE SCHEDULED TO SPEAK AT MY SCHOOL TOMORROW,

372. AND IN LIGHT OF CERTAIN UNFORTUNATE RUMORS

373. THAT I HAVE HELPED PROMULGATE,

374. IT IS MY DUTY TO ASK,

375. ARE YOU INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE?

376. BOO!

377. ( laughs loudly )

378. I GIVE THIS MAN A CLEAN BILL OF MENTAL HEALTH!

379. ( applause )

380. I DIDN'T ORDER THAT. WHO SENT IT?

381. WHO SENT IT!

382. IT'S NOT FOR YOU.

383. THEN IT'S NOT FOR ANYBODY!

384. ARRRRRGH!

385. MY EYES, MY EYES!

386. I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!

387. DEATH TO THE RED SQUAD!

388. HELLO, YES! WILD DUNES MENTAL HOSPITAL?

389. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

390. THE RED SQUAD!

391. THE RED SQUAD!

392. YOU BETRAYED ME!

393. YOU BETRAYED ME IN THE WRESTLING RING!

394. WELL, JERRI, IT'S BEEN A TOUGH NIGHT,

395. BUT WE FINALLY SUBDUED HIM.

396. I'LL TELL YA, YOUR SON STEW SURE CAN TAKE A BLOW TO THE HEAD.

397. WELL, TECHNICALLY, HE'S NOT MY SON,

398. HE'S MY STEPMOTHER'S LOVER.

399. OH, GOOD, THEN YOU CAN SIGN THESE RELEASE FORMS.

400. HOW'S HE DOIN' ?

401. WELL, ASIDE FROM THE INSANITY,

402. HE'S AS HEALTHY AS A HORSE

403. THAT'S BEEN BEATEN UNCONSCIOUS BY A GANG OF SAVAGE ORDERLIES.

404. DR. TREPANNING,

405. CAN YOU GET ALL THE CRAZY OUT OF MY DADDY?

406. I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES, JERRI, BUT...

407. I PROMISE I WILL.

408. I'LL USE EVERY TOOL AT MY DISPOSAL:

409. MEDICATION, DRUGS... AND PILLS!

410. WELL, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?

411. WELL, IF WE CAN GET THE MIXTURE RIGHT

412. AND SUCCESSFULLY BALANCE HIS HUMORS, I'D SAY ABOUT...

413. WHAT IS IT, WEDNESDAY?

414. 30 YEARS.

415. WHAT? I NEED HIM BY THIS AFTERNOON!

416. JERRI, THE BRAIN IS A DELICATE AND HIGHLY COMPLICATED ORGAN.

417. I KNOW, I'VE TAKEN A FEW OF THEM APART,

418. AND EVERY TIME I PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER

419. THERE'S ALWAYS A FEW EXTRA PARTS LAYIN' AROUND.

420. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DRILL A HOLE IN HIS SKULL

421. TO LET THE DEMONS OUT?

422. ( chuckles ) JERRI...

423. DRILLING A HOLE IN THE SKULL TO LET THE "DEMONS" OUT

424. IS A PRETTY ARCHAIC TREATMENT OF MENTAL ILLNESS.

425. TODAY, WE SEDATE THE DEMONS UNTIL THEY BECOME ADDICTED,

426. AND THEN WE COAX THEM OUT WITH A PIECE OF MEAT.

427. IT TAKES YEARS.

428. THEN COULD I HAVE A MOMENT ALONE TO SAY GOOD-BYE?

429. OF COURSE.

430. C'MON, DADDY!

431. YOU GOT A SPEECH TO GIVE!

432. BECAUSE JERRI BLANK'S FATHER HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN,

433. HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.

434. SO I THOUGHT WE'D ALL PITCH IN AND MAKE ONE BIG CARD FOR JERRI

435. THAT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH I HATE JERRI.

436. NOT SO FAST!

437. MY DADDY PROMISED TO GIVE A SPEECH TODAY,

438. AND BY GOLLY HE'S GONNA GIVE ONE!

439. PLEASE WELCOME STEW— MY NEW HEALTHY DADDY.

440. ( sheep bleats )

441. GET THAT LUNATIC OUTTA HERE!

442. IT'S OKAY, I'M ALL BETTER NOW.

443. NOW, AS YOU ALL KNOW, I AM A MEAT MAN.

444. AND TODAY, MY LITTLE FRIEND TONI...

445. AND I ARE GONNA SHOW YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WHAT THAT MEANS...

446. JERRI, I CAME BACK AND YOU AND STEW WERE GONE.

447. WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? HE'S A VERY DANGEROUS MAN!

448. NOT ANYMORE, I FIXED HIM.

449. HOW?

450. WITH THIS!

451. OH DEAR GOD.

452. EASY, GIRL. THAT'S RIGHT.

453. NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT CUTS OF MEAT.

454. ( cheering )

455. ( laughs ) WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED!

456. YOU SURE DID FIX HIM.

457. WHAT DO YA MAKE OF THAT?

458. ONLY THIS...

459. WE HAD A LOT OF FUN TONIGHT WITH MENTAL ILLNESS,

460. BUT THE STATISTICS AREN'T SO FUNNY.

461. MILLIONS OF AMERICANS SUFFER FROM PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS

462. AND ARE NOT GETTING THE PROPER CARE.

463. NOW YOU TELL ME,

464. WHAT'S SO FUNNY... ABOUT THAT?

465. GOOD NIGHT.