1. Rick, we did it!
We — we got it!Copy !req
2. Hurry up, morty.
Get in!Copy !req
3. Chachi!
chachi, morty.Copy !req
4. Did you get it?
He helped me escape prison.Copy !req
5. Did you get
the ultimate cube?Copy !req
6. Oh, it's purple.Copy !req
7. Y-you said
it was purple.Copy !req
8. I said mine was.Copy !req
9. I didn't know they all were.Copy !req
10. And now we do,
thanks to chichi.Copy !req
11. Chachi.Copy !req
12. So, uh,
w-w-when do I get it?Copy !req
13. Get what, a hug?Copy !req
14. Let's find a planet
with a garden hose first.Copy !req
15. A dragon.
A dragon.Copy !req
16. You asked me to cut class
and fight robots with you.Copy !req
17. I said, "no."Copy !req
18. you said, "millions of lives
depend on it."Copy !req
19. I said, "I'll do it
for a dragon."Copy !req
20. you said, "whatever."Copy !req
21. I want my dragon.Copy !req
22. You know who's into dragons,
morty?Copy !req
23. Nerds that refuse to admit
they're christian.Copy !req
24. I want my dragon.
Let me give you
rocket shoes.Copy !req
25. Let me give you
wolverine claws.Copy !req
26. Let me give you
a rocket hat.Copy !req
27. Just be sure to use it
with the rocket shoes,Copy !req
28. or it'll rip your head off.Copy !req
29. I want my dragon!
I want my dragon!Copy !req
30. I want my dragon!Copy !req
31. oh.Copy !req
32. Oh, crap.Copy !req
33. crap.Copy !req
34. Dad, are you okay?Copy !req
35. Your ship
crashed in malta.Copy !req
36. I'm okay.Copy !req
37. Oh, thank god.Copy !req
38. Dad, did you promise
morty a dragon?Copy !req
39. Fuuuuuuu—Copy !req
40. ugh!Copy !req
41. Bleed here and here.Copy !req
42. I'm not co-bleeding.Copy !req
43. Under authority
of our treatyCopy !req
44. 'twixt the realms
of dragon and man...Copy !req
45. Oh, my god,
it's my first gay wedding.Copy !req
46. Summer!Copy !req
47. I hereby bind
this noble serpent and riderCopy !req
48. at the soul.Copy !req
49. Here's your tome of
dragon spells and lore.Copy !req
50. That'll have everything
you need.Copy !req
51. Enjoy your dragon.Copy !req
52. Okay, dragon,
here's the house rules.Copy !req
53. my name is balthromaw,Copy !req
54. breaker of sky,
slayer of mountain.Copy !req
55. Rule one — you are now scooper
of your own poops,Copy !req
56. or I will take you down like
the black-light poster you are.Copy !req
57. I don't got any more rules.
That's it.Copy !req
58. I'm guessing you'd rather not
be tagged in this.Copy !req
59. Okay, I'll bite.Copy !req
60. What's with
the talking cat?Copy !req
61. It's a dragon,
dip knob.Copy !req
62. I know that's a dragon.Copy !req
63. I'm talking about
the talking cat in my bedroom.Copy !req
64. Jerry, why would I give morty
a talking dragonCopy !req
65. and you a talking cat
at the same time?Copy !req
66. Those concepts bump.Copy !req
67. If you're talking to a cat,
it's an abnormal eventCopy !req
68. unrelated to me like
when you went to plutoCopy !req
69. or my daughter.Copy !req
70. Okay, there's really no need
to get savage.Copy !req
71. So?Copy !req
72. Eh, he says he has nothing
to do with your talking.Copy !req
73. Told you.
So then
why are you talking?Copy !req
74. Why should that matter?
Why should it not matter?Copy !req
75. How do I know I'm not
hallucinating?Copy !req
76. Rick said this is
an abnormal event.Copy !req
77. Do you always need rick
to tell you what's going on?Copy !req
78. Maybe it's time you stopped
asking questionsCopy !req
79. and started having fun.Copy !req
80. Oh.Copy !req
81. Wow, okay.Copy !req
82. So, what do you want?Copy !req
83. I want you to take us
to the airportCopy !req
84. and get us two
first-class tickets to florida.Copy !req
85. Why, I —
I can do that.Copy !req
86. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
87. Oh, this is so cool!Copy !req
88. I await
your next command.Copy !req
89. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nobody is commanding anybody.Copy !req
90. I love soaring through the sky
with you as equals.Copy !req
91. W-what do you
want to do?Copy !req
92. I want to enter my lair
and sleep upon my hoardCopy !req
93. until the age of man
expires.Copy !req
94. Okay.Copy !req
95. Split the diff?Copy !req
96. 20-minute nap
and soar through the sky?Copy !req
97. Ugh.Copy !req
98. As you command.Copy !req
99. Okay, see you soon.Copy !req
100. T-this is fun.Copy !req
101. Yeah, right.Copy !req
102. What's this show called,
"ass"?Copy !req
103. Yeah, it's like "bones,"
but they solve ass crimes.Copy !req
104. Woman on tv:
This ass is a clue.Copy !req
105. Are these two
gonna hook up?Copy !req
106. No, and only the lame fans
want that.Copy !req
107. Don't tell me
how to enjoy things.Copy !req
108. Go to her ass.
That's brenner.Copy !req
109. Go to brenner ass.Copy !req
110. Honeymoon over
already?Copy !req
111. What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
112. Admit it, morty.
Dragons suck.Copy !req
113. Why don't you admit you don't
anyone else to be happyCopy !req
114. because
you're a sad old fart?Copy !req
115. How do you
saddle a fart?Copy !req
116. Holy
look!Copy !req
117. - I love you, ass.
- I love you, brenner.Copy !req
118. No.
Shh.Copy !req
119. Ah!
Oh!Copy !req
120. And that's the end of the
"morty gets a dragon" episode.Copy !req
121. Are you gonna
slay it?Copy !req
122. First off,
I always slay it, queen.Copy !req
123. Secondly, yes.
Should I pause "ass"?Copy !req
124. Nah, it's kind of boring
now that they're together.Copy !req
125. heyCopy !req
126. will you shut the up
or at least roll over?Copy !req
127. oh, no, it burns.Copy !req
128. Oh, my god.
Oh, the fire of — of it all.Copy !req
129. Ah, if only I had
prepared betterCopy !req
130. for this terrifying battle
by rememberingCopy !req
131. the only thing dragons
are known for.Copy !req
132. careful you don't
get heartburn.Copy !req
133. I made that android
with a lot of c4.Copy !req
134. Oh, I'm sorry.
I imbued it withCopy !req
135. a remote-controlled
explode-y potion.Copy !req
136. You have bested me.Copy !req
137. I am at your service.Copy !req
138. Good to be on
the same parchment.Copy !req
139. Now, I'm gonna tell
my grandson you ran offCopy !req
140. with a low-flying 747
while you pack up your —Copy !req
141. wait, is this —
why do you have an originalCopy !req
142. ecto cooler
juice box from 1989?Copy !req
143. I hoard that which
your kind covets.Copy !req
144. Give you 20 bucks for it.
nice try.Copy !req
145. What the hell else
are you hoarding down here?Copy !req
146. Cha-ching.
"small soldiers" spin pops?Copy !req
147. Don't open that.
I'm not an idiot.Copy !req
148. Hey, why do you have future's
self-titled album on vinyl?Copy !req
149. Look closer.Copy !req
150. Oh
he signed it.Copy !req
151. Closer.Copy !req
152. He signed it in molly
and percocet?Copy !req
153. I could spend all night
down here.Copy !req
154. Do you indulge
in volcanic fumes?Copy !req
155. Is it gonna
up my brain?Copy !req
156. No.
I'll do it anyway.Copy !req
157. Hoo, those were not
cheap tickets,Copy !req
158. but, um,
I'm down to clown.Copy !req
159. Uh, w-w-w-why can you talk
again, uh?Copy !req
160. It's not important,
jerry.Copy !req
161. Okay,
but why florida?Copy !req
162. Because they don't
ask questions.Copy !req
163. They play volleyball,
they party, and they have fun.Copy !req
164. Right, right.Copy !req
165. You can do this,
jerry.Copy !req
166. I can do this.Copy !req
167. I can do this.Copy !req
168. Ugh!Copy !req
169. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
170. Hey, jerry, after this game,Copy !req
171. come to my yacht
and bring your cat.Copy !req
172. You got it, jipe.Copy !req
173. I got to admit,
you were right.Copy !req
174. I've got to tell you
something, jerry.Copy !req
175. This is the happiest I've ever
been in my entire life.Copy !req
176. Oh, gross!
Who shit in the sand?Copy !req
177. Someone took a small shit
in the sandCopy !req
178. and buried it with, like,
two little kicksCopy !req
179. and just left it here
like a land mine.Copy !req
180. Why and who?Copy !req
181. It was him.Copy !req
182. help!Copy !req
183. I'm being summoned
by morty.Copy !req
184. Yeah.
He's, uh, texting me.Copy !req
185. Hmm.
How are you responding?Copy !req
186. Ugh, I tend not to,Copy !req
187. or maybe I'll send, like,
a popular animated gifCopy !req
188. that could be interpreted
in almost any way.
Brilliant.Copy !req
189. I summon thee.Copy !req
190. I summon thee,
balthromaw.Copy !req
191. What the hell?Copy !req
192. Taylor swift pumping her hands
in the air?Copy !req
193. What does it mean when —
it means you're lame.Copy !req
194. What's the saying?Copy !req
195. "orcs work to live.
Dwarves live to work."Copy !req
196. so dumb.Copy !req
197. If there's ever a saying
about me,Copy !req
198. I'll fly into
the sun.Copy !req
199. oh, you're small for a dragon,
rick.Copy !req
200. Well, I sleep on an extra big
pile of awesome shit.Copy !req
201. Then there will be sayings
about you.Copy !req
202. Your lessers
will hunt you down,Copy !req
203. and you will be
owned or slain.Copy !req
204. That's why they call it
a dying breed, brother.Copy !req
205. Ugh! Ugh!Copy !req
206. Oh, god, ugh.Copy !req
207. My soul.
Oh!Copy !req
208. Oh, yeah.
I'm —Copy !req
209. I'm — I'm a dragon.Copy !req
210. Oh!
Ugh, I'm bonding.Copy !req
211. I'm bonding too.Copy !req
212. Oh!
Yeah.Copy !req
213. What theCopy !req
214. morty, I can explain.Copy !req
215. Stop!Copy !req
216. Why are you
still doing it?Copy !req
217. Why does it
feel better now?Copy !req
218. I hope it's not because you're
watching but don't go anywhere.Copy !req
219. How did you find us?Copy !req
220. We followed the smell
of sulfur and skankery.Copy !req
221. Oh!
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
222. Oh, man, ugh.
this.Copy !req
223. You can take this stupid
fake soul-bond contract,Copy !req
224. and you can — mm!
Ah!Copy !req
225. No refunds.Copy !req
226. Your dragon soul-bonded
with my grandpa.Copy !req
227. Oh, my!
I am so sorry.Copy !req
228. That is
a total violation.Copy !req
229. Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
230. I'll take care of this
at once.Copy !req
231. You slut dragon!Copy !req
232. What the
you slut.Copy !req
233. Chill out, dude.
Slut!Copy !req
234. Okay, that's —
you slut!Copy !req
235. Y-you don't have to —
slut!Copy !req
236. Shame on you!Copy !req
237. Shame, you slut!
You slutty, slutty slut!Copy !req
238. Ow! Why the does it feel
like you're whipping me?Copy !req
239. Because your soul got tangled
in a dirty...
Ah!Copy !req
240. Slutty...
Ow!Copy !req
241. Slut soul!
Ow!Copy !req
242. Let's go!
Ow! Ow!Copy !req
243. Get to that portal,
you slut.Copy !req
244. Grandpa, do something,
or I will tweet,Copy !req
245. and you will be canceled.Copy !req
246. Hey, dandruff the great, lighten
up and give the kid his dragon.Copy !req
247. By whose command?Copy !req
248. You have no magic.Copy !req
249. Yeah, I know.
I have actual power.Copy !req
250. Not here, you don't.Copy !req
251. True power looks like this —Copy !req
252. stone monster.Copy !req
253. Stick that up your ass
oh, you're done?Copy !req
254. I thought the rock monster was
here to introduce a physicist.Copy !req
255. Spinal cord, uh,
activate morphine.Copy !req
256. Oh,
I might beCopy !req
257. lightning bridge!Copy !req
258. Okay, he's gone.
Listen up.Copy !req
259. There's probably animals
in these hills.Copy !req
260. If you spare me, I can make
your crotch a salt lick.Copy !req
261. Agana aksaka sapooloo.Copy !req
262. Thank you, morty.Copy !req
263. Figures you'd be higher status
in lame world.Copy !req
264. Get your together,
lair wrecker.Copy !req
265. We need to rescue
balthromaw.Copy !req
266. Morty, the moral of this story
is bros before dragons.Copy !req
267. You know what
I'm talking about?Copy !req
268. Yeah, if he dies while
you're soul bonded, you die too.Copy !req
269. Morty, the moral of this story
is bros rescue dragons.Copy !req
270. Balthromaw, by soul bonding
with multiple riders,Copy !req
271. you have violated the treaty
between dragon and mankind.Copy !req
272. The dragonarchy sentences you
to hang by the neck until dead.Copy !req
273. On the count of three.Copy !req
274. One dragonarchy,Copy !req
275. two dragonarchy,Copy !req
276. 21/2 —
I just wanted to make sure —Copy !req
277. three!Copy !req
278. grandpa rick, what's wrong?Copy !req
279. Oh, god. The wizard must have
hung balthromaw!Copy !req
280. Well, it.
Can we go back then?Copy !req
281. W-well, no, no.
It takes, like, 78 yearsCopy !req
282. to hang a dragon
to death, so...Copy !req
283. Aw, man.
It's so annoying.Copy !req
284. You ever, like, try to swallow
a really big vitaminCopy !req
285. with no water?
Ugh!Copy !req
286. You know, likeCopy !req
287. really, like,
big one, you know,Copy !req
288. and it kind of gets,
ugh, stuck in your throat?Copy !req
289. It's — it's annoying.
All right.Copy !req
290. Morty, go ahead
and activate this golem.Copy !req
291. Agana aksaka sapooloo.Copy !req
292. dumb.
All right.Copy !req
293. Who wants to be infused with,
like, uh, unreasonable power?Copy !req
294. Oh, can I be, like,
a sexy arrow-shooty lady?Copy !req
295. Yeah, whatever.
There's no rules. I don't care.Copy !req
296. Morty,
you want superpowers?Copy !req
297. No, thanks. I'm fine.
I've got my book.Copy !req
298. All right.
Good luck with that.Copy !req
299. Let's go.Copy !req
300. god, it's like —Copy !req
301. have you ever had too much
orange juice,Copy !req
302. or, like,
you know how egg yolkCopy !req
303. kind of, like,
gets in your throat?Copy !req
304. Yeah, we get it.Copy !req
305. Come on and hurry.Copy !req
306. W-we got to free
balthromaw.Copy !req
307. Upsulu —
I got this.Copy !req
308. Morty, how's that book
working out for you,Copy !req
309. you d-d-dumb-ass?Copy !req
310. Huh. You know what?
You're right.Copy !req
311. I could get used
to this magic stuff.Copy !req
312. there's balthromaw.Copy !req
313. Check this shit out.
Watch this.Copy !req
314. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Don't even look.Copy !req
315. Don't even bother looking.Copy !req
316. Just let magic
guide your arrow.Copy !req
317. Summer, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
318. Take this seriously.
Shut the up, morty.Copy !req
319. Stop trying to pretend like
magic involves skill or thought.Copy !req
320. Summer, make it look like it's
coming out of your butthole.Copy !req
321. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
322. Ah!Copy !req
323. Oh,
my eye, oh!Copy !req
324. What in the medieval
equivalent of tarnation —Copy !req
325. Jesus christ!Copy !req
326. Summer,
you idiot!Copy !req
327. Power of 12 feet.Copy !req
328. Uh, owCopy !req
329. I take it all back!Copy !req
330. I hate magic!Copy !req
331. Ah!Copy !req
332. Slut thief!Copy !req
333. You're a slut thief!Copy !req
334. pretty fun boat,
fun people.Copy !req
335. That's great, not being asked
why I can talk.Copy !req
336. I'm a talking cat, but
"who cares why?" is my point.Copy !req
337. Well, nice talking to you
for no reason.Copy !req
338. Jorge,
that was a good one,Copy !req
339. but do you know what
a peanut butter gargoyle is?Copy !req
340. Nah, what's that?Copy !req
341. Dude, it's when you
take the chick,Copy !req
342. put her feet on a cathedral —
sorry to interrupt, guys.Copy !req
343. Just want to clarify,
are these real sex positions?Copy !req
344. Because if they are,Copy !req
345. how are they gratifying
to the male at all?Copy !req
346. And if the goal is
to make something up,Copy !req
347. why not make up
something... Funnier?Copy !req
348. I'm asking too many questions,
aren't I?Copy !req
349. How ironic.Copy !req
350. Get out of florida,
you overthinking cat.Copy !req
351. Why don't you go overthink
up north in georgia?Copy !req
352. Hate that cat.Copy !req
353. You got any money
for a cab?Copy !req
354. Why ask questions?Copy !req
355. Why not just have fun?Copy !req
356. I deserve that.Copy !req
357. Attention, citizens of draygon,Copy !req
358. a slut dragon has escaped.Copy !req
359. Anyone caught harboring it
is also a slut.Copy !req
360. That's how it goes.
Ow, my eye.Copy !req
361. It pains me that
you can feel my pain.Copy !req
362. Yeah, how about
you suck yourCopy !req
363. which is also
somehow my?Copy !req
364. Aw, why can't couples that start
out cheating ever end up happy?Copy !req
365. M-maybe I can find
that wizard's portal spellCopy !req
366. in here and g-get us home.Copy !req
367. How about finding the spell
that unbinds meCopy !req
368. from your dragon?Copy !req
369. No spells can do that.Copy !req
370. Only the wizard
can unbind soul bonds.Copy !req
371. Uh, who the are you?Copy !req
372. Who are we?
Who the are you, bitch?Copy !req
373. Debrah, stop.
We are the slut dragons.Copy !req
374. We live in these slut caves
where weCopy !req
375. suck, and eat and
we kindly ask that you leave.Copy !req
376. If the wizard knows we are here,
he will imprison us.Copy !req
377. Yeah!
We like it down hereCopy !req
378. 'cause we can
woolly mammoths. Get out!Copy !req
379. Get the out of here,
michael!
Shut up, michael!Copy !req
380. You're the only one
that that thing.Copy !req
381. Get the out of here.Copy !req
382. Well, at least
I'm not into play.Copy !req
383. you!
- Hey, wait!Copy !req
384. Everybody stop, stop!Copy !req
385. Listen,
this is all my fault.Copy !req
386. I started all this when
I tried to control balthromaw,Copy !req
387. and that was up.Copy !req
388. Nobody should control anyone,Copy !req
389. especially that guy up there.Copy !req
390. And, um, you can eat
if you want, I guess.Copy !req
391. I, uh —
I got this, morty.Copy !req
392. Okay, listen up,
slut dragons!Copy !req
393. Wouldn't you rather
be sluts up there,Copy !req
394. have a world
instead of a cave?Copy !req
395. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
396. This man with a ponytail
makes a valid point.Copy !req
397. All dragons are sluts deep down,
even the ones up above,Copy !req
398. but we would have to kill
the wizard to be free.Copy !req
399. He is too powerful.Copy !req
400. There is a way
to kill the wizard.Copy !req
401. Whoa.
Who's this mysterious character?Copy !req
402. Shadow jacker,
you haven't come outCopy !req
403. of your masturbation cave
in eons.Copy !req
404. It's high time I emerge
from my cocoon.Copy !req
405. I grow tired of eavesdropping
and masturbatingCopy !req
406. to the sounds
you all make.Copy !req
407. Jesus christ.
All right.Copy !req
408. C-could use
a little more mystery.Copy !req
409. Oh, oh, just now
seeing the staff.Copy !req
410. We've never had enough sluts
to defeat the wizard.Copy !req
411. Now, with the four fresh,
wet sluts thatCopy !req
412. just landed on our doorstep,
we finally have a chance.Copy !req
413. So killing the wizard
will break my soul bond.Copy !req
414. Yes, it solves
all of our problems.Copy !req
415. We must begin
a 10-slut soul orgy...Copy !req
416. Wait, wait, what?Copy !req
417. And become the all-slut
slut phoenix dragon, slut.Copy !req
418. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
419. There's got to be
something else in here.Copy !req
420. There's got to be another way.
Just give me a second.Copy !req
421. I haven't read
all this yet.Copy !req
422. maybe don't tell your parents
we did this?Copy !req
423. oh, oh, no.
Oh — wait, please, no!Copy !req
424. Ice spell!
Ice spell!Copy !req
425. Oh, god!Copy !req
426. That just made it
last longer.Copy !req
427. Ah, it burns longer!Copy !req
428. Ah, I could have died fast!Copy !req
429. Thank you, strangers.Copy !req
430. Well, it's your world now.
Have fun with empowerment.Copy !req
431. It seems to make everyone
that gets it really happy.Copy !req
432. All right, guys.
I'll use this to open a portal.Copy !req
433. Uh, open a portal
to earth.Copy !req
434. Let's get the hell
out of here fast.Copy !req
435. God, look at
this piece ofCopy !req
436. why is there writing on it?
Who writes on a portal?Copy !req
437. Should've taken me up on those
wolverine claws instead, morty.Copy !req
438. Wait,
why did the dragon come?Copy !req
439. I was thinking
we could hang out?Copy !req
440. Oh, yeah.
Whoa, Jesus.Copy !req
441. Your dad's been texting me
this whole time?Copy !req
442. Uh, he's at an airport
with a cat.Copy !req
443. Okay, that —
that sounds — wow.Copy !req
444. You know,
I better check on him.Copy !req
445. Big season finale right there,
you know?Copy !req
446. Better, uh —
better go right now.Copy !req
447. Also, I told you not
to get a dragon, morty.Copy !req
448. This is your fault. You,
worst adventure ever.Copy !req
449. Worst adventure ever.Copy !req
450. Yeah, uh, I guess you better be
on your way too, balthromaw.Copy !req
451. Well, I've been thinking.Copy !req
452. What you said back there in the
cave really resonated with me.Copy !req
453. Maybe we could
try again?Copy !req
454. Look, to be honest,
I'm kind of grossed outCopy !req
455. with the sexual nature
of how everything unfolded.Copy !req
456. I didn't know
how sexual dragons were.Copy !req
457. I kind of just wanted to do
some d&d stuff, you know?Copy !req
458. And have a soul orgy
with your sister and grandpaCopy !req
459. and every dragon
we could find, yeah?Copy !req
460. No, look,
can you please just go?Copy !req
461. I-I-I really
want to shower.Copy !req
462. Maybe a quick soul bone
before I go.Copy !req
463. I-I-I-I'm good.Copy !req
464. I think
I just need to be aloneCopy !req
465. and sort of
un— unpack all this.Copy !req
466. What about your grandpa?Copy !req
467. Would he want to?
I can wait.Copy !req
468. No,
I think you better go.Copy !req
469. I-I'm gonna take
that shower.Copy !req
470. If it's just warm liquid you
want trickled over your body,Copy !req
471. I could maybe —
no, no, look.Copy !req
472. I just want to be clean!Copy !req
473. I-I-I feel dirty after
everything that's happened.Copy !req
474. How about
a quick hand bond?Copy !req
475. I like doing it.
You're embarrassing yourself.Copy !req
476. I-I-I'm closing the door.Copy !req
477. soul teasers.Copy !req
478. This is a cool car.
I like having fun.Copy !req
479. That's what I'm talking about.
Keep it moving.Copy !req
480. Don't ask why I can talk.Copy !req
481. Mm, mm, mm.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
482. For sure. For sure.Copy !req
483. Where are we going?Copy !req
484. Quantum radiator might need
some nanowater.Copy !req
485. We —
we can stretch our legs.Copy !req
486. so, uh,
why can you talk?Copy !req
487. What is this?Copy !req
488. I need you in one spot
for a clean mind scan.Copy !req
489. Mind scan?
Look, you're overthinking it.Copy !req
490. The point of a talking cat
is to have fun.Copy !req
491. I find the insinuation that
I can't ask questionsCopy !req
492. and have fun
condescending.Copy !req
493. Y-you find it
condescending, jerry?
Yes.Copy !req
494. All right. I'm from outer space.
Happy?
No.Copy !req
495. Exactly, because no answer
would be satisfying.Copy !req
496. Because it's a lie.Copy !req
497. Let's see the truth.Copy !req
498. What in the...Copy !req
499. oh, son of a bitch.Copy !req
500. Jerry, don't.
I want to see.Copy !req
501. No, you do not.Copy !req
502. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
503. At least now maybe —Copy !req
504. get the hell out of here!Copy !req
505. But I've got
nowhere to go.Copy !req
506. Get out!
Get out!Copy !req
507. Get out!Copy !req
508. he was in my home where
I keep photos of my parents.Copy !req
509. Jerry, I have a device.Copy !req
510. I-it can make us forget.Copy !req
511. No, I don't think we should
forget,Copy !req
512. not this.Copy !req
513. Someone
has to remember.Copy !req
514. Someone will.Copy !req
515. Did we crash?Copy !req
516. Where's the cat?Copy !req
517. He, uh, ran away.Copy !req
518. Did you scan his brain?
Yeah.Copy !req
519. Did you find out
why he can talk?Copy !req
520. He's from outer space.Copy !req
521. Outer space?Copy !req
522. That little —Copy !req
523. of course, total mindCopy !req
524. now, that's what I call
draggin'.Copy !req
525. What?
It's a joke.Copy !req
526. You're a dragon
draggin' your stuff.Copy !req
527. I understand.Copy !req
528. So, how you doing?Copy !req
529. I grow weary
of you humans.Copy !req
530. How about 50 bucks?
You weary of 50 bucks?Copy !req
531. I'm trying to
cheat on my wife.Copy !req
532. I'm looking for a little magic,
a little fantasy.Copy !req
533. You could use some help.
Let's help each other, huh?Copy !req
534. 50 bucks.Copy !req
535. nice.Copy !req
536. Is there a reason
you can speak?Copy !req
537. Yeah,
and I'm ashamed of it.Copy !req
538. Then speak of it
no more.Copy !req
539. Do you wish to eat,
maybe bond a little?Copy !req
540. Yeah, I could bond.Copy !req
541. How long does it take you
to fly to florida?Copy !req
542. Did you get any of that?Copy !req