1. Rick, we did it!
We... we got it!Copy !req
2. Hurry up, Morty.
Get in!Copy !req
3. - Chachi!
- Chachi, Morty.Copy !req
4. Did you get it?
He helped me escape prison.Copy !req
5. Did you get
the ultimate cube?Copy !req
6. Oh, it's purple.Copy !req
7. Y-you said
it was purple.Copy !req
8. I said mine was.Copy !req
9. I didn't know they all were.Copy !req
10. And now we do,
thanks to Chichi.Copy !req
11. Chachi.Copy !req
12. So, uh,
w-w-when do I get it?Copy !req
13. Get what, a hug?Copy !req
14. Let's find a planet
with a garden hose first.Copy !req
15. - A dragon.
- A dragon.Copy !req
16. You asked me to cut class
and fight robots with you.Copy !req
17. I said, "no."Copy !req
18. you said, "millions of lives
depend on it."Copy !req
19. I said, "I'll do it
for a dragon."Copy !req
20. you said, "whatever."Copy !req
21. I want my dragon.Copy !req
22. You know who's into dragons,
Morty?Copy !req
23. Nerds that refuse to admitCopy !req
24. - they're christian.
- I want my dragon.Copy !req
25. Let me give you
rocket shoes.Copy !req
26. Let me give you
wolverine claws.Copy !req
27. Let me give you
a rocket hat.Copy !req
28. Just be sure to use it
with the rocket shoes,Copy !req
29. or it'll rip your head off.Copy !req
30. I want my dragon!
I want my dragon!Copy !req
31. - I want my dragon!Copy !req
32. - Oh.
- Ha! Ha!Copy !req
33. Oh, crap.Copy !req
34. Crap.Copy !req
35. Dad, are you okay?Copy !req
36. Your ship
crashed in Malta.Copy !req
37. I'm okay.Copy !req
38. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
39. Dad, did you promise
MortyCopy !req
40. - a dragon?
- Fuuuuuuu...Copy !req
41. Title :"Claw and Hoarder:
Special Ricktim's Mort"Copy !req
42. - Ugh!
- Bleed hereCopy !req
43. and here.Copy !req
44. I'm not co-bleeding.Copy !req
45. Under authority
of our treatyCopy !req
46. 'twixt the realms
of dragon and man...Copy !req
47. Oh, my God,
it's my first gay wedding.Copy !req
48. - Summer!
- ..I hereby bindCopy !req
49. this noble serpent and riderCopy !req
50. at the soul.Copy !req
51. Here's your tome of
dragon spells and lore.Copy !req
52. That'll have everything
you need.Copy !req
53. Enjoy your dragon.Copy !req
54. Okay, dragon,
here's the house rules.Copy !req
55. My name is Balthromaw,Copy !req
56. breaker of sky,
slayer of mountain.Copy !req
57. Rule one... you are now scooper
of your own poops,Copy !req
58. or I will take you down like
the black-light poster you are.Copy !req
59. I don't got any more rules.
That's it.Copy !req
60. I'm guessing you'd rather not
be tagged in this.Copy !req
61. Okay, I'll bite.Copy !req
62. What's with
the talking cat?Copy !req
63. It's a dragon,
dip knob.Copy !req
64. I know that's a dragon.Copy !req
65. I'm talking about
the talking cat in my bedroom.Copy !req
66. Jerry, why would I give Morty
a talking dragonCopy !req
67. and you a talking cat
at the same time?Copy !req
68. Those concepts bump.Copy !req
69. If you're talking to a cat,
it's an abnormal eventCopy !req
70. unrelated to me like
when you went to plutoCopy !req
71. or my daughter.Copy !req
72. Okay, there's really no need
to get savage.Copy !req
73. So?Copy !req
74. Eh, he says he has nothing
to do with your talking.Copy !req
75. Told you.
So then why are you talking?Copy !req
76. Why should that matter?
Why should it not matter?Copy !req
77. How do I know I'm not
hallucinating?Copy !req
78. Rick said this is
an abnormal event.Copy !req
79. Do you always need Rick
to tell you what's going on?Copy !req
80. Maybe it's time you stopped
asking questionsCopy !req
81. and started having fun.Copy !req
82. Oh.Copy !req
83. Wow, okay.Copy !req
84. So, what do you want?Copy !req
85. I want you to take us
to the airportCopy !req
86. and get us two
first-class tickets to Florida.Copy !req
87. Why, I...
I can do that.Copy !req
88. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
89. Oh, this is so cool!Copy !req
90. I await
your next command.Copy !req
91. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nobody is commanding anybody.Copy !req
92. I love soaring through the sky
with you as equals.Copy !req
93. W-what do you
want to do?Copy !req
94. I want to enter my lair
and sleep upon my hoardCopy !req
95. until the age of man
expires.Copy !req
96. Okay.Copy !req
97. Split the diff?Copy !req
98. 20-minute nap
and soar through the sky?Copy !req
99. Ugh.Copy !req
100. As you command.Copy !req
101. Okay, see you soon.Copy !req
102. T-this is fun.Copy !req
103. Yeah, right.Copy !req
104. What's this show called,
"ass"?Copy !req
105. Yeah, it's like "bones,"
but they solve ass crimes.Copy !req
106. Woman on tv:
This ass is a clue.Copy !req
107. Are these two
gonna hook up?Copy !req
108. No, and only the lame fans
want that.Copy !req
109. Don't tell me
how to enjoy things.Copy !req
110. Go to her ass.
That's Brenner.Copy !req
111. Go to Brenner ass.Copy !req
112. Honeymoon over
already?Copy !req
113. What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
114. Admit it, Morty.
Dragons suck.Copy !req
115. Why don't you admit you don't
anyone else to be happyCopy !req
116. because
you're a sad old fart?Copy !req
117. How do you
saddle a fart?Copy !req
118. Holy
look!Copy !req
119. - I love you, ass.
- I love you, Brenner.Copy !req
120. - No.
- Shh.Copy !req
121. - Ah!
- Whoa!Copy !req
122. And that's
the end of theCopy !req
123. "Morty gets a dragon"
episode.Copy !req
124. Are you gonna
slay it?Copy !req
125. First off,
I always slay it, queen.Copy !req
126. - Secondly, yes.
- Should I pause "ass"?Copy !req
127. Nah, it's kind of boring
now that they're together.Copy !req
128. Hey face!Copy !req
129. Will you shut the up
or at least roll over?Copy !req
130. - Oh, no, it burns.Copy !req
131. Oh, my God.
Oh, the fire of... of it all.Copy !req
132. Ah, if only I had
prepared betterCopy !req
133. for this terrifying battle
by rememberingCopy !req
134. the only thing dragons
are known for.Copy !req
135. Careful you don't
get heartburn.Copy !req
136. I made that android
with a lot of c4.Copy !req
137. Oh, I'm sorry.
I imbued it withCopy !req
138. a remote-controlled
explode-y potion.Copy !req
139. You have bested me.Copy !req
140. I am at your service.Copy !req
141. Good to be on
the same parchment.Copy !req
142. Now, I'm gonna tell
my grandson you ran offCopy !req
143. with a low-flying 747
while you pack up your...Copy !req
144. Wait, is this...
Why do you have an originalCopy !req
145. ecto cooler
juice box from 1989?Copy !req
146. I hoard that which
your kind covets.Copy !req
147. - Give you 20 bucks for it.
- Nice try.Copy !req
148. What the hell else
are you hoarding down here?Copy !req
149. Cha-ching.
"small soldiers" spin pops?Copy !req
150. - Don't open that.
- I'm not an idiot.Copy !req
151. Hey, why do you have future's
self-titled album on vinyl?Copy !req
152. Look closer.Copy !req
153. Oh
he signed it.Copy !req
154. Closer.Copy !req
155. He signed it in Molly
and percocet?Copy !req
156. I could spend all night
down here.Copy !req
157. Do you indulge
in volcanic fumes?Copy !req
158. Is it gonna
up my brain?Copy !req
159. - No.
- I'll do it anyway.Copy !req
160. Hoo, those were not
cheap tickets,Copy !req
161. but, um,
I'm down to clown.Copy !req
162. Uh, w-w-w-why can you talk
again, uh?Copy !req
163. It's not important,
jerry.Copy !req
164. Okay,
but why Florida?Copy !req
165. Because they don't
ask questions.Copy !req
166. They play volleyball,
they party, and they have fun.Copy !req
167. Right, right.Copy !req
168. You can do this,
Jerry.Copy !req
169. I can do this.Copy !req
170. I can do this.Copy !req
171. Ohh!
Ugh!Copy !req
172. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
173. Hey, Jerry, after this game,Copy !req
174. come to my yacht
and bring your cat.Copy !req
175. You got it, Jipe.Copy !req
176. I got to admit,
you were right.Copy !req
177. I've got to tell you
something, Jerry.Copy !req
178. This is the happiest I've ever
been in my entire life.Copy !req
179. Oh, gross!
Who shit in the sand?Copy !req
180. Someone took a small shit
in the sandCopy !req
181. and buried it with, like,
two little kicksCopy !req
182. and just left it here
like a land mine.Copy !req
183. Why and who?Copy !req
184. It was him.Copy !req
185. Help!Copy !req
186. I'm being summoned
by Morty.Copy !req
187. Yeah.
He's, uh, texting me.Copy !req
188. Hmm.
How are you responding?Copy !req
189. Ugh, I tend not to,Copy !req
190. or maybe I'll send, like,
a popular animated gifCopy !req
191. that could be
interpreted inCopy !req
192. - almost any way.
- Brilliant.Copy !req
193. I summon thee.Copy !req
194. I summon thee,
Balthromaw.Copy !req
195. What the hell?Copy !req
196. Taylor swift pumping her hands
in the air?Copy !req
197. - What does it mean when...
- It means you're lame.Copy !req
198. What's the saying?Copy !req
199. "Orcs work to live.
Dwarves live to work."Copy !req
200. so dumb.Copy !req
201. If there's ever a saying
about me,Copy !req
202. I'll fly into
the sun.Copy !req
203. Oh, you're small for a dragon,
Rick.Copy !req
204. Well, I sleep on an extra big
pile of awesome shit.Copy !req
205. Then there will be sayings
about you.Copy !req
206. Your lessers
will hunt you down,Copy !req
207. and you will be
owned or slain.Copy !req
208. That's why they call it
a dying breed, brother.Copy !req
209. Ugh!
Ughh!Copy !req
210. Oh, God, ugh.Copy !req
211. - My soul.
- Oh!Copy !req
212. Oh, yeah.
I'm...Copy !req
213. I'm... I'm a dragon.Copy !req
214. - Oh!
- Ugh, I'm bonding.Copy !req
215. I'm bonding too.Copy !req
216. - Oh!
- Yeah.Copy !req
217. What theCopy !req
218. - Morty, I can explain.
- Stop!Copy !req
219. Why are you
still doing it?Copy !req
220. Why does it
feel better now?Copy !req
221. I hope it's not because
you're watching but don't go anywhere.Copy !req
222. How did you find us?Copy !req
223. We followed the smell
of sulfur and skankery.Copy !req
224. Oh!
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
225. - Oh, man, ugh.
- this.Copy !req
226. You can take this stupid
fake soul-bond contract,Copy !req
227. and you can... mm!
Ah!Copy !req
228. No refunds.Copy !req
229. Your dragon soul-bonded
with my grandpa.Copy !req
230. Oh, my!
I am so sorry.Copy !req
231. That is
a total violation.Copy !req
232. Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
233. I'll take care of this
at once.Copy !req
234. You slut dragon!Copy !req
235. What the
you slut.Copy !req
236. - Chill out, dude.
- Slut!Copy !req
237. - Okay, that's...
- You slut!Copy !req
238. - Y-you don't have to...
- Slut!Copy !req
239. Shame on you!Copy !req
240. - Shame, you slut! You slutty,
- Ow!Copy !req
241. - Why the does it feel
- sluttyCopy !req
242. - like you're whipping me?
- Slut!Copy !req
243. Because
your soul gotCopy !req
244. - tangled in a dirty...
- Ah!Copy !req
245. - .. Slutty...
- Ow!Copy !req
246. - .. slut soul!
- Ow!Copy !req
247. - Let's go!
- Ow! Ow!Copy !req
248. Get to that portal,Copy !req
249. - Grandpa, do something,
- you slut.Copy !req
250. Or I will tweet,Copy !req
251. and you will be canceled.Copy !req
252. Hey, dandruff the great,Copy !req
253. lighten up and
give the kid his dragon.Copy !req
254. By whose command?Copy !req
255. You have no magic.Copy !req
256. Yeah, I know.
I have actual power.Copy !req
257. Not here, you don't.Copy !req
258. True power looks like this...Copy !req
259. Stone monster.Copy !req
260. Stick that up your ass
oh, you're done?Copy !req
261. I thought the rock monster was
here to introduce a physicist.Copy !req
262. Spinal cord, uh,
activate morphine.Copy !req
263. Oh,
I might beCopy !req
264. Lightning bridge!Copy !req
265. Okay, he's gone.
Listen up.Copy !req
266. There's probably animals
in these hills.Copy !req
267. If you spare me, I can make
your crotch a salt lick.Copy !req
268. Agana aksaka sapooloo.Copy !req
269. Thank you, Morty.Copy !req
270. Figures you'd be higher status
in lame world.Copy !req
271. Get your together,
lair wrecker.Copy !req
272. We need to rescue
Balthromaw.Copy !req
273. Morty, the moral of this story
is bros before dragons.Copy !req
274. You know what
I'm talking about?Copy !req
275. Yeah, if he dies while
you're soul bonded, you die too.Copy !req
276. Morty, the moral of this story
is bros rescue dragons.Copy !req
277. Balthromaw,Copy !req
278. by soul bonding
with multiple riders,Copy !req
279. you have violated the treaty
between dragon and mankind.Copy !req
280. The dragonarchy sentences you
to hang by the neck until dead.Copy !req
281. On the count of three.Copy !req
282. One dragonarchy,Copy !req
283. two dragonarchy,Copy !req
284. 21/2...
I just wanted to make sure...Copy !req
285. Three!Copy !req
286. - Grandpa Rick, what's wrong?Copy !req
287. Oh, God. The wizard must have
hung Balthromaw!Copy !req
288. Well, it.
Can we go back then?Copy !req
289. W-well, no, no.
It takes, like, 78 yearsCopy !req
290. to hang a dragon
to death, so...Copy !req
291. Aw, man.
It's so annoying.Copy !req
292. You ever, like, try to swallow
a really big vitaminCopy !req
293. with no water?
Ugh!Copy !req
294. You know, likeCopy !req
295. Really, like,
big one, you know,Copy !req
296. and it kind of gets,
ugh, stuck in your throat?Copy !req
297. It's... it's annoying.
All right.Copy !req
298. Morty, go ahead
and activate this golem.Copy !req
299. Agana aksaka sapooloo.Copy !req
300. dumb.
All right.Copy !req
301. Who wants to be infused with,
like, uh, unreasonable power?Copy !req
302. Oh, can I be, like,
a sexy arrow-shooty lady?Copy !req
303. Yeah, whatever.
There's no rules. I don't care.Copy !req
304. Morty,
you want superpowers?Copy !req
305. No, thanks. I'm fine.
I've got my book.Copy !req
306. All right.
Good luck with that.Copy !req
307. Let's go.Copy !req
308. God, it's like...Copy !req
309. have you ever had too much
orange juice,Copy !req
310. or, like,
you know how egg yolkCopy !req
311. kind of, like,
gets in your throat?Copy !req
312. Yeah, we get it.Copy !req
313. Come on and hurry.Copy !req
314. W-we got to free
Balthromaw.Copy !req
315. Upsulu...
I got this.Copy !req
316. Morty, how's that book
working out for you,Copy !req
317. you d-d-dumb-ass?Copy !req
318. Huh. You know what?
You're right.Copy !req
319. I could get used
to this magic stuff.Copy !req
320. There's Balthromaw.Copy !req
321. Check this shit out.
Watch this.Copy !req
322. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Don't even look.Copy !req
323. Don't even bother looking.Copy !req
324. Just let magic
guide your arrow.Copy !req
325. Summer, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
326. - Take this seriously.
- Shut the up, Morty.Copy !req
327. Stop trying to pretend like
magic involves skill or thought.Copy !req
328. Summer, make it look like
it's coming out of your butthole.Copy !req
329. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
330. Ah!Copy !req
331. Oh,
my eye, oh!Copy !req
332. What in the medieval
equivalent of tarnation...Copy !req
333. Jesus christ!Copy !req
334. Summer,
you idiot!Copy !req
335. Power of 12 feet.Copy !req
336. Uh, owCopy !req
337. I take it all back!Copy !req
338. I hate magic!Copy !req
339. Ah!Copy !req
340. Slut thief!Copy !req
341. You're a slut thief!Copy !req
342. Pretty fun boat,
fun people.Copy !req
343. That's great, not being asked
why I can talk.Copy !req
344. I'm a talking cat, but
"who cares why?" is my point.Copy !req
345. Well, nice talking to you
for no reason.Copy !req
346. Jorge,
That was a good one,Copy !req
347. but do you know what
a peanut butter gargoyle is?Copy !req
348. Nah, what's that?Copy !req
349. Dude, it's when you
take the chick,Copy !req
350. put her feet on a cathedral...
Sorry to interrupt, guys.Copy !req
351. Just want to clarify,
are these real sex positions?Copy !req
352. Because if they are,Copy !req
353. how are they gratifying
to the male at all?Copy !req
354. And if the goal is
to make something up,Copy !req
355. why not make up
something... Funnier?Copy !req
356. I'm asking too many questions,
aren't I?Copy !req
357. How ironic.Copy !req
358. Get out of Forida,Copy !req
359. - you overthinking cat.
- Why don't you go overthinkCopy !req
360. up north in Georgia?Copy !req
361. Hate that cat.Copy !req
362. You got any money
for a cab?Copy !req
363. Why ask questions?Copy !req
364. Why not just have fun?Copy !req
365. I deserve that.Copy !req
366. Attention, citizens of draygon,Copy !req
367. a slut dragon has escaped.Copy !req
368. Anyone caught harboring it
is also a slut.Copy !req
369. - That's how it goes.
- Ow, my eye.Copy !req
370. It pains me that
you can feel my pain.Copy !req
371. Yeah, how about
you suck yourCopy !req
372. Which is also
somehow my?Copy !req
373. Aw, why can't couples that start
out cheating ever end up happy?Copy !req
374. M-maybe I can find
that wizard's portal spellCopy !req
375. in here and g-get us home.Copy !req
376. How about finding the spell
that unbinds meCopy !req
377. from your dragon?Copy !req
378. No spells can do that.Copy !req
379. Only the wizard
can unbind soul bonds.Copy !req
380. Uh, who the are you?Copy !req
381. Who are we?
Who the are you, bitch?Copy !req
382. Debrah, stop.
We are the slut dragons.Copy !req
383. We live in these slut caves
where weCopy !req
384. Suck, and eat and
we kindly ask that you leave.Copy !req
385. If the wizard knows we are here,
he will imprison us.Copy !req
386. Yeah!
We like it down hereCopy !req
387. 'cause we can
woolly mammoths. Get out!Copy !req
388. - Get the out of here, Mmichael!
- Shut up, Mmichael!Copy !req
389. You're the only one
that that thing.Copy !req
390. Get the out of here.Copy !req
391. Well, at least
I'm not into play.Copy !req
392. - you!
- Hey, wait!Copy !req
393. Everybody stop, stop!Copy !req
394. Listen,
this is all my fault.Copy !req
395. I started all this when
I tried to control Balthromaw,Copy !req
396. and that was up.Copy !req
397. Nobody should control
anyone,Copy !req
398. especially that guy up there.Copy !req
399. And, um, you can eat
if you want, I guess.Copy !req
400. - I, uh...
- I got this, Morty.Copy !req
401. Okay, listen up,
slut dragons!Copy !req
402. Wouldn't you rather
be sluts up there,Copy !req
403. have a world
instead of a cave?Copy !req
404. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
405. This man with a ponytail
makes a valid point.Copy !req
406. All dragons are sluts deep down,
even the ones up above,Copy !req
407. but we would have to kill
the wizard to be free.Copy !req
408. He is too powerful.Copy !req
409. There is a way
to kill the wizard.Copy !req
410. - Whoa.
- Who's this mysterious character?Copy !req
411. Shadow jacker,
you haven't come outCopy !req
412. of your masturbation cave
in eons.Copy !req
413. It's high time I emerge
from my cocoon.Copy !req
414. I grow tired of eavesdropping
and masturbatingCopy !req
415. to the sounds
you all make.Copy !req
416. Jesus christ.
All right.Copy !req
417. C-could use
a little more mystery.Copy !req
418. Oh, oh, just now
seeing the staff.Copy !req
419. We've never had enough sluts
to defeat the wizard.Copy !req
420. Now, with the four fresh,
wet sluts thatCopy !req
421. just landed on our doorstep,
we finally have a chance.Copy !req
422. So killing the wizard
will break my soul bond.Copy !req
423. Yes, it solves
all of our problems.Copy !req
424. We must begin
a 10-slut soul orgy...Copy !req
425. - Morty: Wait, wait, what?
- .. and become the all-slutCopy !req
426. slut phoenix dragon,Copy !req
427. - slut.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
428. There's got to be
something else in here.Copy !req
429. There's got to be another way.
Just give me a second.Copy !req
430. I haven't read
all this yet.Copy !req
431. Maybe don't tell your parents
we did this?Copy !req
432. Oh, oh, no.
Oh... wait, please, no!Copy !req
433. Ice spell!
Ice spell!Copy !req
434. Oh, God!Copy !req
435. That just made it
last longer.Copy !req
436. Ah, it burns longer!Copy !req
437. Ah, I could have died fast!Copy !req
438. Thank you, strangers.Copy !req
439. Well, it's your world now.
Have fun with empowerment.Copy !req
440. It seems to make everyone
that gets it really happy.Copy !req
441. All right, guys.
I'll use this to open a portal.Copy !req
442. Uh, open a portal
to earth.Copy !req
443. Let's get the hell
out of here fast.Copy !req
444. God, look at
this piece ofCopy !req
445. Why is there writing on it?
Who writes on a portal?Copy !req
446. Should've taken me up on those
wolverine claws instead, Morty.Copy !req
447. Wait,
why did the dragon come?Copy !req
448. I was thinking
we could hang out?Copy !req
449. Oh, yeah.
Whoa, Jesus.Copy !req
450. Your dad's been texting me
this whole time?Copy !req
451. Uh, he's at an airport
with a cat.Copy !req
452. Okay, that...
That sounds... wow.Copy !req
453. You know,
I better check on him.Copy !req
454. Big season finale right there,
you know?Copy !req
455. Better, uh...
Better go right now.Copy !req
456. Also, I told you not
to get a dragon, Morty.Copy !req
457. This is your fault. You,Copy !req
458. - worst adventure ever.
- Worst adventure ever.Copy !req
459. Yeah, uh, I guess you better be
on your way too, Balthromaw.Copy !req
460. Well, I've been thinking.Copy !req
461. What you said back there in the
cave really resonated with me.Copy !req
462. Maybe we could
try again?Copy !req
463. Look, to be honest,
I'm kind of grossed outCopy !req
464. with the sexual nature
of how everything unfolded.Copy !req
465. I didn't know
how sexual dragons were.Copy !req
466. I kind of just wanted to do
some d&d stuff, you know?Copy !req
467. And have a soul orgy
with your sister and grandpaCopy !req
468. and every dragon
we could find, yeah?Copy !req
469. No, look,
can you please just go?Copy !req
470. I-I-I really
want to shower.Copy !req
471. Maybe a quick soul bone
before I go.Copy !req
472. I-I-I-I'm good.Copy !req
473. I think
I just need to be aloneCopy !req
474. and sort of
un... unpack all this.Copy !req
475. What about your grandpa?Copy !req
476. Would he want to?
I can wait.Copy !req
477. No,
I think you better go.Copy !req
478. I-I'm gonna take
that shower.Copy !req
479. If it's just warm liquid you
want tRickled over your body,Copy !req
480. - I could maybe...
- No, no, look.Copy !req
481. I just want to be clean!Copy !req
482. I-I-I feel dirty after
everything that's happened.Copy !req
483. How about
a quick hand bond?Copy !req
484. - I like doing it.
- You're embarrassing yourself.Copy !req
485. I-I-I'm closing the door.Copy !req
486. soul teasers.Copy !req
487. This is a cool car.
I like having fun.Copy !req
488. That's what I'm talking about.
Keep it moving.Copy !req
489. Don't ask why I can talk.Copy !req
490. - Mm, mm, mm.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
491. For sure.
For sure.Copy !req
492. Where are we going?Copy !req
493. Quantum radiator might need
some nanowater.Copy !req
494. We...
We can stretch our legs.Copy !req
495. So, uh,
why can you talk?Copy !req
496. What is this?Copy !req
497. I need you in one spot
for a clean mind scan.Copy !req
498. Mind scan?
Look, you're overthinking it.Copy !req
499. The point of a talking cat
is to have fun.Copy !req
500. I find the insinuation that
I can't ask questionsCopy !req
501. and have fun
condescending.Copy !req
502. - Y-you find it condescending, Jerry?
- Yes.Copy !req
503. All right. I'm from outer space.
Happy? No.Copy !req
504. Exactly, because no answer
would be satisfying.Copy !req
505. Because it's a lie.Copy !req
506. Let's see the truth.Copy !req
507. What in the...Copy !req
508. Oh, son of a bitch.Copy !req
509. - Jerry, don't.
- I want to see.Copy !req
510. No, you do not.Copy !req
511. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
512. At least now maybe...Copy !req
513. Get the hell out of here!Copy !req
514. - But I've got nowhere to go.
- Get out!Copy !req
515. - Get out!
- Get out!Copy !req
516. He was in my home where
I keep photos of my parents.Copy !req
517. Jerry, I have a device.Copy !req
518. I-it can make us forget.Copy !req
519. No, I don't think we should
forget,Copy !req
520. not this.Copy !req
521. Someone
has to remember.Copy !req
522. Someone will.Copy !req
523. Did we crash?Copy !req
524. Where's the cat?Copy !req
525. He, uh, ran away.Copy !req
526. - Did you scan his brain?
- Yeah.Copy !req
527. Did you find out
why he can talk?Copy !req
528. He's from outer space.Copy !req
529. Outer space?Copy !req
530. That little...Copy !req
531. Of course, total mindCopy !req
532. Sync corrections by srjanapala
Sync corrections by srjanapalaCopy !req
533. Now, that's what I call
draggin'.Copy !req
534. What?
It's a joke.Copy !req
535. You're a dragon
draggin' your stuff.Copy !req
536. I understand.Copy !req
537. So, how you doing?Copy !req
538. I grow weary
of you humans.Copy !req
539. How about 50 bucks?
You weary of 50 bucks?Copy !req
540. I'm trying to
cheat on my wife.Copy !req
541. I'm looking for a little magic,
a little fantasy.Copy !req
542. You could use some help.
Let's help each other, huh?Copy !req
543. 50 bucks.Copy !req
544. Slut.Copy !req
545. Nice.Copy !req
546. Is there a reason
you can speak?Copy !req
547. Yeah,
and I'm ashamed of it.Copy !req
548. Then speak of it
no more.Copy !req
549. Do you wish to eat,
maybe bond a little?Copy !req
550. Yeah, I could bond.Copy !req
551. How long does it take you
to fly to Florida?Copy !req
552. Did you get any of that?Copy !req