1. [
Man ] No, it's not.
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2. You gotta
think outside the box.
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3. Come on, people.
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4. The shareholders' meeting
is next week.
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5. If we don't act fast, this company will
be stripped down and sold for scrap.
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6. I say we cut a deal
with the Wheeler Group.
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7. You want to make a deal with the
people who are threatening to gut us?
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8. What choice do we have?
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9. No. There is one man
who can save this company-
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10. its founder.
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11. The man is from a different era.
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12. He's a Neanderthal.
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13. An animal.
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14. Yeah, and just
the animal we need.
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15. Bring in... the Warthog.
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16. Oh!
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17. Hey, Frank, how do you
know that these are crows' eggs?
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18. Because I saw a crow.
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19. Hurry up. I can't stay here much longer.
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20. Oh, my God. There's a whole untapped world
of bird eggs
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21. That we're not even
taking advantage of-
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22. Get the phone!
Oh, shit!
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23. Hello!
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24. Is this the Warthog?
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25. I ain't heard that name
in a long time.
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26. Five, four, three, two, one.
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27. Oh, boom! Twenty-four hours is up.
The found wallet is ours.
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28. Let's pop this bad boy open
and see what we've won.
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29. Mr. Brian LeFevre
from Quebec, youlose.
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30. Is that Canadian?
Ah, throw it in the trash.
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31. I'm not gonna throw it in the trash.
Might be worth more than ours.
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32. We'll exchange it. What's this?
Phillies tickets.
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33. For today! Oh, shit. Looks like
we're going to the Phillies game.
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34. Always check your breath. Right.
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35. And when you shake
their hands-Yeah.
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36. Make sure your hands are bone dry.
Dry hands.
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37. - Never wet and clammy.
- I got it. Guys, quick announcement.
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38. I'm gonna be popping these crows' eggs
in the fridge here so they don't spoil.
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39. Do not touch them.
They are ours.
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40. We won't. Guys, why are
you dressed like that?
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41. Some scumbag company is trying to take
over the business that I founded,
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42. and I'm not gonna
stand for that.
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43. Yeah. No, we're not
gonna stand for that.
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44. Frank's taking me under his wing.
He's gonna
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45. teach me how to swim
with the sharks.
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46. - Charlie can't read.
- He'll adapt.
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47. He'll adapt to reading? Okay, you know
what? We don't need them. All right?
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48. We have plenty of fun things
to do today, okay?
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49. That's right. VVhile you
guys are crunching numbers,
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50. we're gonna be soaking up some
sun at the Phillies game,
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51. courtesy of one
Mr. Brian LeFevre.
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52. - Who the hell is that?
- The guy whose wallet we found at the bar.
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53. What are you gonna do
if he comes looking for it?
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54. LJh, kMlhHn to suck a boner.
Exactly.
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55. Yeah, I've never been in-
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56. Oh, shit. [
Dennis] Oh, my God.
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57. Awesome.
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58. Oh, fine dining
and baseball food.
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59. Hey, there's more. Oh, hello.
Free batteries.
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60. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Calm down. Calm down.
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61. What's in here?
Free shit. Free shit.
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62. Guys, calm down.
Look at all these coasters.
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63. Jesus Christ!
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64. Act like you belong here.
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65. Now listen to me. The fact
that we're in a box...
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66. leads me to believe that
there are definitely
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67. gonna be other people
coming here today,
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68. and they're probably gonna be
friends with this LeFevre guy.
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69. So we need to talk about an exit strategy.
We don't want to get caught.
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70. Okay, exit strategy.
All right, I'll run the op.
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71. This the only entrance
and/or exit.
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72. Therefore if somebody comes in, I will
spring off the balcony to safety.
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73. No. No, no, no. That's a 50-foot drop.
Yes, of course.
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74. And I'm a professional,
so I will tuck and roll.
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75. Oh, you're gonna tuck and
roll through a 50-foot drop?
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76. Dennis, if I had a gun with me, I'd be
spraying bullets into the air as I fell.
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77. No, no, no. We don't have time for
these types ofscenaflos, okay?
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78. I'm talking about coming up with a
real plan, a real exit strategy.
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79. If we get caught,
we could get in a lot of-
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80. Excuse me. ls one
of you Brian LeFevre?
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81. Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah. Hi.
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82. It's nice to finally
put a face to the name.
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83. I'm Andrew Kane.
Of course.
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84. And Bill Larkin.
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85. Oh, Bill. Okay, now see,
from our conversations,
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86. I would have pegged
you fim'BHL
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87. Oh, yeah, we get that sometimes.
Yeah?
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88. And that must make you
Prudence LeFevre.
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89. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
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90. Hi, honey.
Hi.
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91. - And you are?
- Vic Vinegar, bodyguard.
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92. I don't shake,
so don't even try.
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93. Bodyguard?
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94. Yeah, I mean, he's really more of a driver.
He drives us around.
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95. I protect their bodies.
He protects the car.
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96. Well, I mean, we got all
week to talk about business,
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97. so let's just kick back
and watch this game, huh?
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98. Who needs a beer?
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99. I do. Oh, I'd love a beer.
Thank you.
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100. Vic, you're working.
Come on.
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101. You're working.
You are.
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102. A bodyguard. You gotta
drive too, stupid. Yeah.
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103. Cheers.
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104. Cheers, huh?
All right.
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105. Charlie, I want a list of the top 1 O
shareholders of the company, A.S.A.P.
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106. Right. And call the press.
Put out a press release.
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107. Tell them the VVarthog is
back in business. Okay.
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108. Also, there are too many
minorities and women working here.
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109. What's up with that? I got all that.
I'm on it. I'm on it.
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110. Um, excuse me, excuse me. VVh0 is this man?
Um, Charles Kelly.
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111. I'm gonna be advising
the Warthog...
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112. in matters of business
and all the what have you.
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113. Oh, everything. Right-hand man.
You got it?
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114. There's gonna be some changes
around here, you understand? Yeah.
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115. Ah, look at this.
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116. This poor kid.
Nobody's helping him.
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117. Hey. Hey, kid.
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118. What's happening?
What is it?
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119. Sorry, sir.
The darn thing won't print.
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120. You mind if I take a look-see?
Oh, no.
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121. I think it's a paperjam.
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122. Yeah, there's the culprit.
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123. Thanks, Mr. Warthog.
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124. Little jam. It was in tray
three, and you didn't check.
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125. It just was hiding back there.
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126. It was like
a little piece of paper.
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127. Let me-Whoa, let me
ask you a question.
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128. Did I just do your job for you?
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129. Excuse me?
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130. Did I-Did I just
do your job for you?
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131. Uh, I-I guess so.
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132. You're fired!
Get the hell out of here.
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133. Go on! Pack your shit up
and get out of here.
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134. If we're gonna turn
this company around,
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135. we got to start cutting the
crust off this shit sandwich.
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136. Fire in the hole, everybody.
Come on, work!
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137. So what do you think of our
latest proposal, LeFevre?
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138. I think closing at 31's a
pretty fair deal, don't you?
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139. Thirty-one?
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140. VVell, you know, guys, these things
tend to be a little complicated.
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141. Oh, I think ya can do better.
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142. Oh, you, uh-
You looked over the proposal?
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143. Sh-She glanced at it. We're
not-Tell us more about it.
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144. Yah, I sure did,
and I tell you what,
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145. I seen better-looking moose turds in
Rick Moranis's backyard, ya hosers.
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146. Hmm?
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147. She's got a sense of humor
that would just-
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148. You know, it gets frustrating.
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149. Hey, come talk to me for a second.
Excuse me, guys.
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150. Uh, just-
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151. V\lhat the hell are you doing, Dee?
We're Canadian.
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152. You sound like
a cartoon character.
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153. Guys, let's get out of here.
Everybody's treating me like the help.
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154. Well, you should have thought about that
before you blurted out “bodyguard.”
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155. Mmm. Oh, I got an idea. Promote me to vice
president. That way we can talk shop.
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156. Mac, these gentlemen are courting
me for my business savvy.
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157. How's it gonna reflect on me if I
promote my bodyguard to \/.P...
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158. after a two-minute conversation
at a ball game?
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159. It's not gonna reflect on you at all
because you're not Brian LeFevre.
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160. I'm not what?
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161. Dude, clearly
you were floundering.
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162. Mac, I was gathering information so
that I can more fully become this man.
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163. Look, look.
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164. This is about much more
than just business.
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165. This is about the thrill of
wearing another man's skin,
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166. feeling his innermost
wants and desires...
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167. and being in control
of his every single move.
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168. That's how you get off.
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169. Now don't you guys
want to get off with me?
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170. I don't know.
What?
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171. I want you to get off with me.
Okay, okay.
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172. Just follow my lead. Guys,
we're gonna get off together.
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173. Gentlemen-
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174. I'm just
confused about one thing.
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175. Now, you got me out of bed,
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176. you put me on a plane, rolled out the
red carpet for, what was it, 31?
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177. Vic, get my coat.
Let's get out of here.
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178. Now hold on a second, LeFevre. Give
us a shot. We will persuade you.
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179. Get ready for a great week.
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180. Little longer in the sock, huh?
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181. Higher in the thigh.
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182. So tell me the rundown for
tomorrow, Charlie. Okay.
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183. We got a 8:30 appointment
in the morning...
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184. to play racquetball
in these new outfits.
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185. Then we're gonna head over to Barney's.
We're gonna shop for Rolexes.
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186. After that, we zip by Atwater,
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187. where you're having your office completely
redone back to its former 1980s glory.
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188. And then we have a 5:00 sushi dinner with
Mr. Nakashori. That all sound right?
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189. VVhoo! Sounds great, Charlie.
Good.
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190. VVell, Frank, I'm a little confused
about one thing. What's that?
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191. Who pays for all this?
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192. What do you mean, who pays for it?
The company pays for it.
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193. All right, well, then,
here's my second question.
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194. What does Atwater make?
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195. What do you mean, like, how much
money does the company make?
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196. Oh, no, I mean what do we make?
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197. I don't follow.
We make money.
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198. No, I know we make money.
I mean, what do we create?
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199. We create wealth.
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200. No, no, no. I mean, what do we build?
What do we design, you know?
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201. Because I have some ideas that
could really help the company.
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202. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. We don't build
anything. Leave that to the Chinks.
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203. Speaking of which, I want this
sushi dinner to be the tits.
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204. Oh, okay. So you want it to
be, like, really expensive.
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205. No, I want to eat sushi off
of some Jap broad's tits.
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206. Oh.
Hmm.
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207. All right, guys, listen.
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208. I whipped us up a couple
of backstories here,
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209. so take a look at these cards.
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210. On the front, you're gonna find
your biographical information.
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211. On the back, that's your
emotional blueprint. Hmm.
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212. I have my own backstory, Dennis.
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213. I'm an entrepreneurial bodyguard with
his own line of fitness products.
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214. I want to pitch the guys that.
No, no.
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215. Guys, guys, guys, please.
You got to trust me, okay?
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216. Just follow my lead, and I
am gonna get you off...
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believed existed.
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218. I'm in. I'm not. I don't even
know what you're talking about.
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219. - I just want to do some business stuff.
- No. Uh, there they are.
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220. Okay, LeFevre, we have a
surprise you are gonna love.
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221. Ah. Really?
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222. Trust me. Uh, we know
exactly what you like.
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223. Head on down to the members'
locker room and see for yourself.
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224. Dennis, I have business savvy.
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225. I can be more than just the
bodyguard, okay? I've got ideas.
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226. Oh, you got ideas? Pitch me
one of your ideas right now.
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227. Right now? Off the top of my head?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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228. Um, bodyguards.
What about bodyguards?
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229. Training bodyguards, putting
them in a facility and-
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230. What about them?
Oh, what about a resort?
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231. That's a totally
different thing.
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232. Are you saying that
because we're in a resort?
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233. Stick to the one thing.
What about bodyguards?
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234. A resort for bodyguards?
Oh, my God.
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235. Oh, hey.
You must be Mr. LeFevre.
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236. Uh, yeah, that's me. Surprise.
I'm all yours.
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237. I was told there'd just be one,
but I can take both of you.
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238. Might get a little sore,
but I'll manage.
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239. Mm-hmm.
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240. Okay, well, I'm out of here.
Okay.
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241. Wait. What?
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242. Hey, hey, where you going?
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243. LeFevre's into banging little
Asian boys, so we're done, right?
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244. Look, if we're gonna do this thing,
we need to see things through.
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245. Dennis, are you gonna have sex
with a tiny Asian boy?
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246. I'm gonna see how far I can go.
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247. Okay.
Are you with me?
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248. No. No, I'm going to leave now.
That's your goddamn problem, pal.
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249. You don't know your limits because
you're not willing to push yourself.
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250. I know my limits. This is my limit.
I quit. You quit?
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251. Yes!
Guess what, pal.
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252. You can't quit, 'cause you're fired, Vic!
You're out of here.
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253. See? You got no commitment, Vinegar.
You're finished.
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254. You're never gonna
get anywhere in life.
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255. All right, LeFevre, time to put
your money where your mouth is.
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256. Let's kick things up a notch.
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257. So only the one set of clubs?
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258. Yeah, you're a caddy. Clubs.
This is a golf-Good.
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259. Yeah, okay. Well, that's better
than what I was about to-
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260. Whoo! Let me, um-
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261. Give me a minute. I need
to switch gears. I almost-
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262. Yeah?
Uh, yeah.
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263. Good. Take your time.
Okay.
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264. Okay, first off,
your dry cleanings all done.
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265. The company jet's been upgraded. I
got rid of that piece of trash.
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266. Nice!
Okay. Now, secondly,
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267. I found out who the controlling
shareholder of Atwater is. VVho?
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268. Brian LeFevre.
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269. Who?
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270. Brian LeFevre.
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271. The wallet they found?
Holy shit!
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272. Yeah. He was probably
there to see me.
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273. Dennis has been going around
pretending to be him...
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274. and stringing along
the Wheeler guys.
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275. This is great, Charlie.
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276. We keep the Wheeler guys off
our asses, and we fix Atwater.
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277. Right? Pretty good.
Good move.
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278. Oh, Nakashori's here.
Yeah, but this is-
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279. Hello, Mr. Nakashori.
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280. Ah, welcome, welcome.
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281. You bring us a great honor
to join with us,
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282. and, uh, we have
many, uh, naked woman...
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283. and the fish
for pleasure for you.
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284. Charlie, what are you doing? what
are you talking broken English for?
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285. No, no, no. I thought they could
understand me better if I-
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286. No, no, no. Sit down.
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287. Let's eat some sushi,
and we'll talk business later.
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288. Enjoy yourself.
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289. So, a few interesting facts
about our city.
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290. Uh, there's been an abundance
of crow eggs all around Philly.
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291. Uh, and crows seem to be getting bigger,
uh, by the year and the day, even.
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292. And their eggs, of course,
are getting bigger as well.
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293. Perhaps our companies,
with this information,
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294. could find a way to create
some products off these new-
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295. Charlie, Charlie.
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297. Charlie, come here.
Listen to me.
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298. Look at me.
Yeah.
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299. You're fired.
What?
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300. You're fired.
Why?
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301. Because you're not getting it. It's
not sinkin' in. I don't get it?
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302. VVhere did you get that awesome insider
info from about Brian LeFevre, huh?
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303. That was pretty big. That was
good, Charlie. That's good.
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304. But you keep talking about products
and quality and-and making things.
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305. But that-that-
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306. I'm sorry.
You're out.
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307. Well, thanks for the insider info,
Mac, but that did not work.
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308. Frank canned me.
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309. He did?
Yeah!
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310. What a dick! Dennis wouldn't even
listen to my business ideas.
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311. Are you serious? I'm brimming with
all these great business ideas.
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312. Tell me about it.
I don't know what to do with it.
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313. Ipflched so many good ideas,
or I tried to, at least.
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314. And Frank shoots 'em down 'cause
he doesn't care about
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315. I wish we could go into
business together, you know?
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316. That would be-That would be good.
It would make sense.
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317. You and I understand each other.
We click, you know?
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318. I have to warn you though that
it's all about the product for me.
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319. Are you serious?
Yeah.
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320. That's what I was saying to Frank. That's
what people care about-the product.
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321. It's all about the product, right?
He only cares about money.
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322. Money has nothing to do with it. Oh,
you and I are on the same page.
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323. We're always clicking with- And
we have insane business savvy.
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324. - Excuse me.
- No one respects our business savvy,
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325. - and that's a big part of it.
- Excuse me!
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326. - I need to speak to the owners.
- Yeah, that's us.
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327. Does the name Brian LeFevre
mean anything to you guys?
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328. Okay, LeFevre, enough.
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329. We took you out on the yacht.
We took you to the zoo.
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330. We took you
to that massage parlor...
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331. and paid to have 'em
jerk you both off.
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332. Mm-hmm. The meetings
about to start.
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333. We need to know, are
you gonna sell or not?
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334. Guys, we are almost there.
I promise you, we are so close.
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335. Oh, Okay!
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336. All right, I want to welcome
all of you Atwater investors,
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337. and especially our controlling
shareholder, Mr. Brian LeFevre.
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338. There he is.
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339. Thanks, Frank.
Thank you.
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340. All right, I'm very excited about
your passion for the company,
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341. so let's get
right down to business.
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342. Not so fast!
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343. There's something you all need to
know about Atwater!
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344. Prepare to have your minds blown.
We got a video.
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345. Boom!
Huh?
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346. ' N'
- What up?
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347. - Are you ready for the best idea ever?
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348. - Do you have money?
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349. - Do you want even more money?
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350. Well, guess what.
We've got a great idea for you.
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351. I- No, I told you not to-Stay out
of my peripheral through the whole-
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352. Two, one. Fight Milk!
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353. The first alcoholic,
dairy-based protein drink...
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354. for bodyguards-
By bodyguards!
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355. I drink it every morning so
I can fight like the crow.
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356. — Just get
out of the way. There we go.
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357. [ Mac j I! is all about
the product' shot'.
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358. Where do I stand?
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359. Don't do the whole-I wanted
them to see the whole thing.
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360. Fight Milk!
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361. - Crow's egg!
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362. - Milk!
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363. Made fresh. By bodyguards.
And Charlie.
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364. What up?
Well, you're-
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365. Watch as profits soar
high as a crow.
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366. Watch your profits soar
high as a crow.
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367. Ow. Sorry.
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368. V\/ait. I thought we said
I was gonna-Profits go-
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369. Yeah, go with your right.
To the right hand.
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370. Anyway, who wants to invest?
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371. So what's this got to do
with Atwater?
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372. Oh, nothing.
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373. No, um, we just didn't want to
lead with the Atwater news...
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374. because we figured you wouldn't
stick around to watch the video.
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375. - So what's the news?
- Oh! Yeah, right.
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376. - Well, that's not Brian LeFevre!
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377. This is Brian LeFevre.
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378. Yeah.
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379. Oh, God.
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380. Apparently he came
to the bar to talk to Frank,
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381. and I didn't recognize him from
his picture in his wallet.
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382. But I did recognize it when I saw
that dead face in the morgue.
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383. Yeah, I was like, I remember
that dude, yeah. Yeah.
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384. He came to the bar, and I
remember he had to take a piss.
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385. Yeah, he was having
a couple drinks and-
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386. But Charlie was in the
bathroom cleaning it out.
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387. I was working. I'm like, “Dude,
take it out to the alley.”
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388. And then I guess he's out in the alley.
He comes back in.
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389. He forgot his wallet.
Mac's like, “I.D. please.”
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390. Yeah, he doesn't get in without an I.D.
That's just the rule.
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391. The guy's got no I.D., so now he's roaming
around the alleyway looking for his wallet.
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392. Crackhead comes up to him, says,
“Hey, man, give me your money.”
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393. The guy's like, “I can't. I got
no money.” He's like, “Bullshit.”
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394. He got stabbed a bunch
around the abdomen and-
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395. kind of
bled out and sort of died.
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396. Why do you got his finger?
Oh.
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397. Well, the whole finger thing is-
This was a miscommunication.
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398. This is a stupid thing, man.
This guy here-
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399. He's like, “Dude, get a fingerprint.”
And I heard, “Get a fingertip.”
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400. And I chopped his finger off really quick,
and then I'm like, “Is this what you want?”
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401. He started screaming, you know.
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402. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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403. If Brian LeFevre is dead, then
who the hell are these people?
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404. Just a couple of people
who totally got off, bro.
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405. What? You did?
Mmm!
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406. Are you serious?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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407. Just... during this?
Whoo-hoo!
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408. Big time. Yeah.
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409. I got off a couple times when we were
watching the video presentation.
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410. Then when he called me out for not being
Brian LeFevre? VVhoo! That got me big time.
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411. - That did it?
- Oh, man, did I get off.
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412. Yeah. Then he showed the finger.
That was the big one.
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413. The dead finger got you off? I am so
confused. That was the climax, really.
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414. Oh, my God. It was amazing.
It was mostly sexual.
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415. Goddamn you, okay? I could've
gotten some cash out of these men.
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416. I could've gotten
a free pair of shoes, but no.
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417. You said, “Hang in there. I'll help you
get off. I'll help you get off, Dee.
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418. I'll show you how.” And then
you leave me all on my own...
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419. to try and just get off all by myself
without-I did everything that I could.
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420. I don't understand why you couldn't
get off. That's not my fault.
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421. Some women just don't know how.
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422. What?
I don't know what it is.
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423. Sometimes it's only
the guy who gets off.
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424. Well, look, I don't know what
the hell's going on over there.
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425. But I can tell you something-
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426. that there is something really palpable,
wonderful going on over here.
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427. I love this company.
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428. I love it more than life. I built
this company with these hands.
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429. Built it from the ground up.
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430. This is a comp-
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431. Wait. Excuse me.
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432. Hello?
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433. It's done? Oh.
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434. Good. Right.
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435. All right, that's it. It's over. You
can all go. The company's gone.
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436. What are you talking about?
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437. I stripped the company, sold it to
the Chinks, and they shut it down.
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438. — In a
sense, you're all fired.
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439. Out. You can all go.
Thank you and good-bye.
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440. Get out. Get out. Go.
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441. Hey, Frank, whoa, whoa. I-
Dude, I do not understand.
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442. I thought you loved the company.
I do.
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443. But not more than money, and I
just made a shitload of it.
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444. You get it?
Yeah.
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445. See, Charlie?
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446. Speaking of which,
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