1. Something outside the box.Copy !req
2. Come on, people.Copy !req
3. You agree with me.Copy !req
4. The shareholders meeting is next week.Copy !req
5. If we don't act fast, this company will
be stripped down and sold for scrap.Copy !req
6. I say we cut a deal
with the Wheeler Group.Copy !req
7. You want to make a deal with the
people who are threatening to gut us?Copy !req
8. What choice do we have?Copy !req
9. No.Copy !req
10. There is one man who
can save this company.Copy !req
11. Its founder.Copy !req
12. The man is from a different era.Copy !req
13. He's a Neanderthal, an animal.Copy !req
14. Yeah, and just the animal we need.Copy !req
15. Bring in... the warthog.Copy !req
16. Hey, Frank, how do you
know that these are crow's eggs?Copy !req
17. Because I saw a crow.Copy !req
18. (phone ringing) Hurry up.Copy !req
19. I can't stay here much longer.Copy !req
20. Oh, my God, there's a whole
untapped world of bird eggs thatCopy !req
21. we're not even taking advantage of.Copy !req
22. Get the phone!Copy !req
23. Hello?Copy !req
24. Is this the warthog?Copy !req
25. I ain't heard that name in a long time.Copy !req
26. Five, four, three, two, one!Copy !req
27. Oh, boom, 24 hours is up.Copy !req
28. The found wallet is ours.Copy !req
29. Let's pop this bad boy
open and see what we've won.Copy !req
30. Mr. Brian LeFeve from Quebec, you lose.Copy !req
31. Boom, I got your wallet.Copy !req
32. Boom, I got your credit cards.Copy !req
33. Boom, I got your money.Copy !req
34. Oh, shit.Copy !req
35. Is that Canadian?Copy !req
36. Ah, throw it in the trash.Copy !req
37. I'm not gonna throw it in the trash.Copy !req
38. Might be worth more than ours.Copy !req
39. We'll exchange it.Copy !req
40. What's this?Copy !req
41. Phillies ticket.Copy !req
42. For today!Copy !req
43. Oh, shit, looks like we're
going to the Phillies game.Copy !req
44. Always check your breath.Copy !req
45. Right.Copy !req
46. And when you shake their hands,
make sure your hands are bone dry.Copy !req
47. Dry hands.Copy !req
48. Never wet and clammy.Copy !req
49. I got it.Copy !req
50. Guys, quick announcement.Copy !req
51. I'm gonna be popping these crow's eggs
in the fridge here so they don't spoil.Copy !req
52. Do not touch them.Copy !req
53. They are ours.Copy !req
54. We won't.Copy !req
55. Guys, why are you dressed like that?Copy !req
56. There's some scumbag company
that's trying to take over theCopy !req
57. business that I founded, and
I'm not gonna stand for that.Copy !req
58. Yeah, no, we're not gonna stand for that.Copy !req
59. Frank's taking me under his wing;
He's gonna teach me how toCopy !req
60. swim with the sharks.Copy !req
61. Charlie can't read.Copy !req
62. He'll adapt.Copy !req
63. He'll adapt to reading?Copy !req
64. Okay, you know what, we
don't need them, all right?Copy !req
65. We have plenty of fun
things to do today, okay?Copy !req
66. That's right, while you guys
are crunching numbers, we'reCopy !req
67. gonna be soaking up some sun at
the Phillies game, courtesy ofCopy !req
68. one Mr. Brian LeFeve.Copy !req
69. Who the hell is that?Copy !req
70. The guy whose wallet we found at the bar.Copy !req
71. What are you gonna do if
he comes looking for it?Copy !req
72. Uh, tell him to suck a boner.Copy !req
73. Exactly.Copy !req
74. Boom, I got your wallet.Copy !req
75. Boom, I got your credit cards.Copy !req
76. Boom, I got your Phillies tickets.Copy !req
77. Yeah, I've never been in... Whoa.Copy !req
78. Oh, shit.Copy !req
79. Oh, my God.Copy !req
80. Awesome.Copy !req
81. Oh, fine dining and baseball food.Copy !req
82. There's more.Copy !req
83. Hey! Oh!Copy !req
84. Free batteries!Copy !req
85. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
86. Calm down, calm down.Copy !req
87. What's in here?Copy !req
88. Free shit, free shit.Copy !req
89. Guys, calm down.Copy !req
90. Look at all these coasters.Copy !req
91. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
92. Act like you belong here.Copy !req
93. Now listen to me.Copy !req
94. The fact that we're in a box
leads me to believe that thereCopy !req
95. are definitely gonna be other
people coming here today,Copy !req
96. and they're probably gonna be
friends with this LeFeve guy.Copy !req
97. So we need to talk about
an exit strategy.Copy !req
98. We don't want to get caught.Copy !req
99. Okay, exit strategy.Copy !req
100. All right, I'll run the op.Copy !req
101. This the only entrance and/or
exit, therefore if somebodyCopy !req
102. comes in, I will spring off
the balcony to safety.Copy !req
103. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
104. That's a 50-foot drop.Copy !req
105. Yes, of course, and I'm a professional,
so I will tuck and roll.Copy !req
106. Oh, you're gonna tuck and
roll through a 50-foot drop?Copy !req
107. Dennis, if I had a gun with me, I'd be
spraying bullets into the air as I fell.Copy !req
108. No, no, no, we don't have time for
these types of scenarios, okay?Copy !req
109. I'm talking about coming up with a
real plan, a real exit strategy.Copy !req
110. If we get caught, we could get in a lot of...
Excuse me, is one of youCopy !req
111. Brian LeFeve?Copy !req
112. Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, hi.Copy !req
113. It's nice to finally put
a face to the name.Copy !req
114. I'm Andrew Kane.Copy !req
115. Of course.Copy !req
116. And Bill Larkin.Copy !req
117. Oh, Bill, okay, now see, from
our conversations, I would haveCopy !req
118. pegged you for Bill. Crazy?Copy !req
119. Oh, yeah, we get that sometimes.Copy !req
120. Yeah?Copy !req
121. And that must make you Prudence LeFeve.Copy !req
122. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
123. Yeah, yeah. Hi, honey.Copy !req
124. Hi.Copy !req
125. And you are?Copy !req
126. Vic Vinegar, bodyguard.Copy !req
127. I don't shake, so don't even try.Copy !req
128. Bodyguard?Copy !req
129. Yeah, I mean, he's
really more of a driver.Copy !req
130. He drives us around.Copy !req
131. I protect their bodies.Copy !req
132. He protects the car.Copy !req
133. Well, I mean, we got all
week to talk about business.Copy !req
134. So, uh, let's just kick back
and watch this game, huh?Copy !req
135. Who needs a beer?Copy !req
136. I do.Copy !req
137. Oh, I'd love a beer.Copy !req
138. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
139. Vic, you're working.Copy !req
140. (laughs): You're working.Copy !req
141. You are. A bodyguard, you
got to drive, too, stupid.Copy !req
142. Yeah.Copy !req
143. Cheers.Copy !req
144. I'm not stupid. Not stupid.Copy !req
145. All right.Copy !req
146. Charlie, I want a list of the
top ten shareholders of theCopy !req
147. company ASAP, and call the press.Copy !req
148. Put out a press release.Copy !req
149. Tell them the warthog
is back in business.Copy !req
150. Also, there are too many
minorities and women workingCopy !req
151. here. What's up with that?Copy !req
152. I got all that. I'm on it.Copy !req
153. I'm on it.Copy !req
154. Excuse me, excuse me, who is this man?Copy !req
155. Charles Kelly.Copy !req
156. I'm gonna be advising the
warthog in matters of businessCopy !req
157. and all the what have you.Copy !req
158. Oh, everything.Copy !req
159. Right-hand man, you got it?Copy !req
160. I mean, there's gonna be some changes
around here, you understand?Copy !req
161. Ah, look at this.Copy !req
162. This poor kid, nobody's helping him.Copy !req
163. Hey, hey, kid.Copy !req
164. What's happening?Copy !req
165. What is it?Copy !req
166. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
167. The darn thing won't print.Copy !req
168. You mind if I take a look-see?Copy !req
169. Oh, no.Copy !req
170. I think it's a paper jam.Copy !req
171. Yeah, there's the culprit.Copy !req
172. Thanks, Mr. Warthog.Copy !req
173. A jam, it was in the tray
three, and you didn't check.Copy !req
174. It was hiding back there.Copy !req
175. It was like a little piece of paper.Copy !req
176. Let me... Whoa, let me
ask you a question.Copy !req
177. Did I just do your job for you?Copy !req
178. Excuse me?Copy !req
179. Did I? Did I just do your job for you?Copy !req
180. Uh, I-I guess so.Copy !req
181. You're fired.Copy !req
182. Get the hell out of here.Copy !req
183. Go on, pack your shit
up and get out of here.Copy !req
184. If we're gonna turn this company
around, we got to start cuttingCopy !req
185. the crust off this shit sandwich.Copy !req
186. Fire in the hole, everybody.Copy !req
187. Come on, work.Copy !req
188. So, what do you think of our
latest proposal, LeFeve?Copy !req
189. I think closing at 31's a
pretty fair deal, don't you?Copy !req
190. 31? Well, you know, guys, these things
tend to be a little complicated.Copy !req
191. (Canadian accent): Oh, I
think ya can do better.Copy !req
192. Oh, you looked over the proposal?Copy !req
193. She glanced at it.Copy !req
194. We're not... Tell us more about it.Copy !req
195. Yah, I sure did, and I tell you
what, I seen better-lookingCopy !req
196. moose turds in Rick Moranis'Copy !req
197. backyard, ya hosers. Mm?Copy !req
198. She's got a sense of humor that would just...
You know, it gets frustrating.Copy !req
199. Hey, come talk to me for a second.Copy !req
200. Excuse me, guys.Copy !req
201. Just... (chuckles)Copy !req
202. What the hell are you doing, Dee?Copy !req
203. We're Canadian.Copy !req
204. You sound like a cartoon character.Copy !req
205. Guys, let's get out of here.Copy !req
206. Everybody's treating me like the help.Copy !req
207. Well, you should have thought about that
before you blurted out, "bodyguard."Copy !req
208. Mm. Oh, I got an idea.Copy !req
209. Promote me to vice president.Copy !req
210. That way, we can talk shop.Copy !req
211. Mac, these gentlemen are courting
me for my business savvy.Copy !req
212. How's it gonna reflect on me if
I promote my bodyguard to VPCopy !req
213. after a two-minute
conversation at a ball game?Copy !req
214. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
215. It's not gonna reflect on you at all
because you're not Brian LeFeve.Copy !req
216. I'm not what?Copy !req
217. Dude, clearly you were floundering.Copy !req
218. Mac, I was gathering information so
that I can more fully become this man.Copy !req
219. Look, look, this is about
much more than just business.Copy !req
220. This is about the thrill of
wearing another man's skin.Copy !req
221. Feeling his innermost wants and
desires and being in controlCopy !req
222. of his every single move.Copy !req
223. That's how you get off.Copy !req
224. Now don't you guys want
to get off with me?Copy !req
225. I don't know.Copy !req
226. What?Copy !req
227. I want you to get off with me.Copy !req
228. Okay, okay.Copy !req
229. Just follow my lead.Copy !req
230. Guys, we're gonna get off together.Copy !req
231. Gentlemen, I'm just
confused about one thing.Copy !req
232. Now, you got me out of bed,
you put me on a plane, rolledCopy !req
233. out the red carpet for, what was it, 31?Copy !req
234. Vic, get my coat.Copy !req
235. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
236. Now hold on a second, LeFeve.Copy !req
237. Give us a shot.Copy !req
238. We will persuade you.Copy !req
239. Get ready for a great week.Copy !req
240. A little longer in the sock, huh?Copy !req
241. Higher in the thigh. (Chuckles)Copy !req
242. So tell me the rundown
for tomorrow, Charlie.Copy !req
243. Okay. We got a 8:30Copy !req
244. appointment in the morning to
play racquetball in these newCopy !req
245. outfits, then we're gonna head over to
Barneys, we're gonna shop for Rolexes.Copy !req
246. After that, we zip by Atwater
where you're having your officeCopy !req
247. completely redone back to
its former 1980's glory.Copy !req
248. And then we have a 5:00 sushi
dinner with Mr. Nakashori.Copy !req
249. That all sound right?Copy !req
250. Whoo! Sounds great, Charlie.Copy !req
251. Good. Well, Frank, I'm a little
confused about one thing.Copy !req
252. What's that?Copy !req
253. Who pays for all this?Copy !req
254. What do you mean, who pays for it?Copy !req
255. The company pays for it.Copy !req
256. All right, well, then
here's my second question.Copy !req
257. What does Atwater make?Copy !req
258. What do you mean, like, how much
money does the company make?Copy !req
259. Oh, no, I mean what do we make?Copy !req
260. I don't follow.Copy !req
261. We make money.Copy !req
262. No, I know we make money.Copy !req
263. I mean, what do we create?Copy !req
264. We create wealth.Copy !req
265. No, no, I mean, what do we build,
what do we design, you know?Copy !req
266. Because I have some ideas that
could really help the company.Copy !req
267. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie,
we don't build anything.Copy !req
268. Leave that to the Chinks.Copy !req
269. Speaking of which, I want this
sushi dinner to be the tits.Copy !req
270. Oh, okay, so you want it to
be, like, really expensive.Copy !req
271. No, I want to eat sushi off
of some Jap broad's tits.Copy !req
272. Hmm.Copy !req
273. All right, guys, listen,
I whipped us up a coupleCopy !req
274. of backstories here, so
take a look at these cards.Copy !req
275. On the front, you're gonna find
your biographical information.Copy !req
276. On the back, that's your
emotional blueprint.Copy !req
277. Hmm.Copy !req
278. I have my own backstory, Dennis.Copy !req
279. I'm an entrepreneurial bodyguard
with his own line of fitnessCopy !req
280. products.Copy !req
281. I want to pitch the guys out.Copy !req
282. No, no, guys, guy, please,
you got to trust me, okay?Copy !req
283. Just follow my lead, and I am
gonna get you off in ways youCopy !req
284. never believed existed.Copy !req
285. I'm in.Copy !req
286. I'm not. I don't even know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
287. I just want to do some business stuff.Copy !req
288. No.Copy !req
289. Okay, LeFeve, we have a
surprise you are gonna love.Copy !req
290. Ah, really?Copy !req
291. Trust me, we know exactly what you like.Copy !req
292. Head on down to the members'Copy !req
293. locker room and see for yourself.Copy !req
294. Dennis, I have business savvy.Copy !req
295. I can be more than just
the bodyguard, okay?Copy !req
296. I've got ideas.Copy !req
297. Oh, you got ideas?Copy !req
298. Pitch me one of your ideas right now.Copy !req
299. Right now?Copy !req
300. Off the top of my head?Copy !req
301. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
302. Um, bodyguards.Copy !req
303. What about bodyguards?Copy !req
304. Training bodyguards, putting
them in a facility and...Copy !req
305. What about them?Copy !req
306. Oh, what about a resort?Copy !req
307. That's a totally different thing.Copy !req
308. Are you saying that because
we're in a resort?Copy !req
309. Stick to the one thing.Copy !req
310. What about bodyguards?Copy !req
311. A resort for bodyguards?Copy !req
312. Oh, my God.Copy !req
313. Oh, hey, you must be Mr. LeFeve?Copy !req
314. Uh, yeah, that's me.Copy !req
315. Surprise. I'm all yours.Copy !req
316. I was told there'd just be one,
but I can take both of you.Copy !req
317. Might get a little sore, but I'll manage.Copy !req
318. Okay, well, I'm out of here.Copy !req
319. Okay. Wait. What?Copy !req
320. Hey, hey, where you going?Copy !req
321. LeFeve's into banging little Asian
boys, so we're done, right?Copy !req
322. If we're gonna do this thing,
we need to see things through.Copy !req
323. Dennis, are you gonna have
sex with a tiny Asian boy?Copy !req
324. I'm gonna see how far I can go.Copy !req
325. Okay.Copy !req
326. Are you with me?Copy !req
327. No. No, I'm going to leave now.Copy !req
328. That's your goddamn problem,
pal, you don't know your limitsCopy !req
329. 'cause you're not willing
to push yourself.Copy !req
330. I know my limits!Copy !req
331. This is my limit. I quit.Copy !req
332. You quit?Copy !req
333. Yes!Copy !req
334. Well, guess what, pal, you can't
quit 'cause you're fired, Vic!Copy !req
335. You're out of here!Copy !req
336. See? You got no commitment, Vinegar!Copy !req
337. You're finished!Copy !req
338. You're never gonna get anywhere in life!Copy !req
339. All right, LeFeve, time to put
your money where your mouth is.Copy !req
340. Let's kick things up a notch.Copy !req
341. So, only the ones set of clubs?Copy !req
342. Yeah, you're a caddy.Copy !req
343. Clubs... This is a golf...
Good. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
344. Well, that's better than
what I was about to...Copy !req
345. (chuckles) Whoo! Let me, um...
Give me a minute.Copy !req
346. I need to switch gears.Copy !req
347. I almost... Yeah.Copy !req
348. Take your time.Copy !req
349. Okay, first off, your dry
cleaning's all done, theCopy !req
350. company jet's been upgraded.Copy !req
351. I got rid of that piece of trash.Copy !req
352. Nice!Copy !req
353. Okay, now, secondly, I found
out who the controllingCopy !req
354. shareholder of Atwater is.Copy !req
355. Who?Copy !req
356. Brian LeFeve.Copy !req
357. Who?Copy !req
358. Brian LeFeve.Copy !req
359. The wallet they found?Copy !req
360. Holy shit!Copy !req
361. Yeah.Copy !req
362. He was probably there to see me.Copy !req
363. Dennis has been going around
pretending to be him, andCopy !req
364. stringing along the Wheeler guys.Copy !req
365. This is great, Charlie.Copy !req
366. We keep the Wheeler guys off
our asses, and we fix Atwater!Copy !req
367. Huh? Good move.Copy !req
368. Right? Pretty good.Copy !req
369. Oh, Nakashori's here.Copy !req
370. Yeah, but this is...
Hello, Mr. Nakashori.Copy !req
371. (bad Japanese accent):
Ah, welcome, welcome.Copy !req
372. You bring us a great honor
to join with us, and we haveCopy !req
373. many a naked woman and the
fish of pleasure for you...Copy !req
374. Charlie, what are you doing?Copy !req
375. What are you talking broken English for?Copy !req
376. I thought they could
understand me better if I...Copy !req
377. No, no, no. Sit down.Copy !req
378. Let's eat some sushi and
we'll talk business later.Copy !req
379. Enjoy yourself.Copy !req
380. So... (clears throat)Copy !req
381. A few interesting facts about our city.Copy !req
382. Uh, there's been an abundance
of crow eggs all around Philly.Copy !req
383. Uh, and crows seem to be getting bigger.Copy !req
384. By the year and the day, even.Copy !req
385. And their eggs, of course,
are getting bigger as well.Copy !req
386. Perhaps our companies, with this
information, could find a way toCopy !req
387. create some products off these new...
Charlie, Charlie...Copy !req
388. Excuse us.Copy !req
389. Charlie, come here, listen to me.Copy !req
390. Look at me.Copy !req
391. Yeah.Copy !req
392. You're fired.Copy !req
393. What?Copy !req
394. You're fired.Copy !req
395. Why?Copy !req
396. Because you're not getting it.Copy !req
397. It's not sinkin' in.Copy !req
398. I don't get it?Copy !req
399. No.Copy !req
400. Where did you get that awesome
insider info from, about.Copy !req
401. Brian LeFeve, huh?Copy !req
402. That was pretty big.Copy !req
403. Well, that was good, Charlie.Copy !req
404. That's good.Copy !req
405. But you keep talking about products
and quality and-and making things...Copy !req
406. I'm sorry.Copy !req
407. You're out.Copy !req
408. Well, thanks for the insider info,
Mac, but that did not work.Copy !req
409. Frank canned me.Copy !req
410. He did?Copy !req
411. Yeah!Copy !req
412. What a dick!Copy !req
413. You know Dennis wouldn't even
listen to my business ideas?Copy !req
414. Are you serious?Copy !req
415. I'm brimming with all these
great business ideas.Copy !req
416. Oh, tell me about it.
I don't know what to do with it.Copy !req
417. Oh, my God, I pitched so many good ideas...
or I tried to, at least.Copy !req
418. And Frank shoots 'em down,
'cause he doesn't care about...Copy !req
419. I wish we could go into
business together, you know?Copy !req
420. That would be... that would
be good, it would make sense.Copy !req
421. Yeah, well, I feel like you and I...
you and I understand each other.Copy !req
422. We click, you know?Copy !req
423. I have to warn you, though, that
it's all about the product for me.Copy !req
424. - Are you serious?
- Yeah.Copy !req
425. That's what I was saying
to Frank the entire time.Copy !req
426. That's what people care
about, is the product.Copy !req
427. It's all about the product, right?
He only cares about money.Copy !req
428. Money has nothing to do with it.Copy !req
429. It's about a... Oh... You
and I are on the same page.Copy !req
430. I know, we're always clicking with... And we
have insane business savvy, and I feel like...Copy !req
431. Excuse me.Copy !req
432. I need to speak to the owners.Copy !req
433. Yeah, that's us.Copy !req
434. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
435. Does the name Brian LeFeve
mean anything to you guys?Copy !req
436. Okay, LeFeve, enough.Copy !req
437. We took you out the yacht, we took you
to the zoo, we took you to that massageCopy !req
438. parlor and paid to have
them jerk you both off.Copy !req
439. The meeting's about to start.Copy !req
440. We need to know, are you
going to sell or not?Copy !req
441. Guys, we are almost there.Copy !req
442. I promise you, we are so close.Copy !req
443. Oh, okay!Copy !req
444. All right, I want to welcome all
of you Atwater investors, andCopy !req
445. especially our controlling
shareholder, Mr. Brian LeFeve.Copy !req
446. Thanks, Frank.Copy !req
447. Oh.Copy !req
448. Thank you.Copy !req
449. All right.Copy !req
450. I'm very excited about your passion for the
company, so let's get right down to business.Copy !req
451. Not so fast!Copy !req
452. There's something you all
need to know about Atwater!Copy !req
453. Prepare to have your minds blown.Copy !req
454. We got a video.Copy !req
455. Boom!Copy !req
456. Huh?Copy !req
457. What up?Copy !req
458. Are you ready for the best idea ever?Copy !req
459. Do you have money?Copy !req
460. Do you want even more money?Copy !req
461. Well, guess what?Copy !req
462. We've got a great idea for you.Copy !req
463. I... no, I told you not to... stay out
of my peripheral through the whole...Copy !req
464. two, one.Copy !req
465. Fight Milk!Copy !req
466. The first alcoholic, dairy-based protein
drink for bodyguards... By bodyguard!Copy !req
467. I drink it every morning so
I can fight like the crow.Copy !req
468. Just get out of the way.Copy !req
469. There we go.Copy !req
470. It's all about the product shot.Copy !req
471. Where do I stand?Copy !req
472. Don't do the whole... I wanted for
them to see the whole... Fight Milk!Copy !req
473. Crow's egg!Copy !req
474. Milk!Copy !req
475. Made fresh.Copy !req
476. By bodyguards.Copy !req
477. And Charlie.Copy !req
478. What up?Copy !req
479. Watch as profits soar high as a crow.Copy !req
480. Watch your profits soar high as a crow.Copy !req
481. Ow.Copy !req
482. Sorry.Copy !req
483. Wait, I thought we said I was gonna...
Profits... Yeah, go with your right.Copy !req
484. To the right hand.Copy !req
485. Uh, anyway, who wants to invest?Copy !req
486. So what's this got to do with Atwater?Copy !req
487. Oh, nothing.Copy !req
488. No, um, we just didn't want
to lead with the Atwater newsCopy !req
489. because we figured you wouldn't
stick around to watch the video.Copy !req
490. So what's the news?Copy !req
491. Oh! Yeah, right.Copy !req
492. Well, that's not Brian LeFeve!Copy !req
493. This is Brian LeFeve.Copy !req
494. Yeah.Copy !req
495. Yeah, apparently he came to the
bar to talk to Frank, and ICopy !req
496. didn't recognize him from his
picture in his wallet, but I didCopy !req
497. recognize it when I saw that
dead face in the morgue.Copy !req
498. Yeah, I was like, I
remember that dude, yeah.Copy !req
499. Yeah.Copy !req
500. He came to the bar, and I
remember he had to take a piss.Copy !req
501. Yeah, he was having a couple drinks and then...
But Charlie was in theCopy !req
502. bathroom cleaning it out.Copy !req
503. I was working.Copy !req
504. I'm like, "Dude, take
it out to the alley."Copy !req
505. And then I guess he's out in the alley,
he comes back in, he forgot his wallet.Copy !req
506. Mac's like, "ID please."Copy !req
507. Yeah, he doesn't get in without an ID.Copy !req
508. That's just the rule.Copy !req
509. The guy's got no ID, so now he's
roaming around the alleywayCopy !req
510. looking for his wallet.Copy !req
511. Crackhead comes up to him, says,
"Hey, man, give me your money."Copy !req
512. And the guy's like, "I
can't, I got no money."Copy !req
513. And he's like, "Bullshit."Copy !req
514. He got stabbed a bunch around
the abdomen and... uh, kind ofCopy !req
515. bled out and sort of died.Copy !req
516. Why do you got his finger?Copy !req
517. Oh.Copy !req
518. Well, the whole finger thing is...
This was a miscommunication.Copy !req
519. This is a stupid thing, man.Copy !req
520. This guy here... He's like,
"Dude, get a fingerprint."Copy !req
521. And I heard, "Get a fingertip."Copy !req
522. And I chopped his finger off
really quick and then I'm like,Copy !req
523. "Is this what you want?"Copy !req
524. He starts screaming, you know.Copy !req
525. Hey, wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute.Copy !req
526. If Brian LeFeve is dead... then
who the hell are these people?Copy !req
527. Just a couple of people
who totally got off, bro.Copy !req
528. What?Copy !req
529. You did?Copy !req
530. Mm... Are you serious?Copy !req
531. Mm-hmm, yeah.Copy !req
532. Just... during this?Copy !req
533. Big time, yeah.Copy !req
534. Oh, yeah, I got off a couple
times when we were watching theCopy !req
535. video presentation.Copy !req
536. Then when he called me out
for not being Brian LeFeve?Copy !req
537. Whoo, that got me big time.Copy !req
538. That did it?Copy !req
539. Oh, man, did I get off.Copy !req
540. Yeah, and then he showed the finger.Copy !req
541. - That was the big one.
- A dead finger got you off.Copy !req
542. - That was the climax, really.
- I am so confused.Copy !req
543. Oh, my God, it was amazing.Copy !req
544. It was mostly sexual.Copy !req
545. God damn you, okay?Copy !req
546. You know what?Copy !req
547. I could've gotten some
cash out of these men.Copy !req
548. I could've gotten a free pair of
shoes, but no, you said, "Hang"Copy !req
549. in there, I'll help you get off,
I'll help you get off, Dee.Copy !req
550. "I'll show you how to do it."Copy !req
551. And then you leave me all on my
own to try and just get off allCopy !req
552. by myself without even... I
did everything that I could.Copy !req
553. I don't understand why
you couldn't get off.Copy !req
554. It's not my fault.Copy !req
555. Some women just don't know how.Copy !req
556. What?Copy !req
557. I don't know what it is.Copy !req
558. You know?Copy !req
559. Sometimes it's only the guy who gets off.Copy !req
560. Well, look, I don't know what
the hell's going on over there.Copy !req
561. But I can tell you something,
that there is something really,Copy !req
562. palpable, wonderful going on over here.Copy !req
563. I love this company.Copy !req
564. I love it more than life.Copy !req
565. I built this company with these hands.Copy !req
566. Built it from the ground up.Copy !req
567. This is a comp... (cell phone ringing)Copy !req
568. Excuse me.Copy !req
569. Hello?Copy !req
570. It's done?Copy !req
571. Oh. Good.Copy !req
572. Right.Copy !req
573. All right, that's it. It's over, you can all go.
The company's gone.Copy !req
574. What are you talking about?Copy !req
575. I stripped the company, sold it to
the Chinks, and they shut it down.Copy !req
576. In a sense, you're all fired.Copy !req
577. Out.Copy !req
578. You can all go.Copy !req
579. Thank you, and good-bye.Copy !req
580. Get out, get out, go.Copy !req
581. Frank, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
582. I... dude, I do not understand.Copy !req
583. I thought you loved the company.Copy !req
584. I do.Copy !req
585. But not more than money.Copy !req
586. And I just made a shitload of it.Copy !req
587. You get it?Copy !req
588. Yeah.Copy !req
589. See, Charlie?Copy !req
590. Speaking of which, tell me
more about this Crowtein.Copy !req