Clarence 1x24

Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

Jason Marsden as Sumo / Brian / Belson (voice)

Clarence, Sumo, and Jeff reminisce about the day they first met - although a few of the details are foggy.

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1. It was at Rough Raiders Chicken.

2. That's where it happened.

3. First of all, it's Rough Riders,

4. and no, that's not where it happened.

5. Nuh-uh! It's raiders because you raid the box for chicken!

6. That doesn't make any sense.

7. Ah, what do you know, you old bat?

8. Fellas, there's no need to argue.

9. I remember exactly where we met.

10. I remember it like it was just 78-and-a-half years ago.

11. Ah, where are they going with my fish?

12. Anyway, 78-and-a-half years ago...

13. Well, class, I'm sure you've noticed

14. we have a new student with us today.

15. Would you like to say something about yourself?

16. Actually, could I do something else a little bit?

17. Uh, yeah, absolutely, Clarence.

18. This one's for you. And this one's for you.

19. And this one's for you.

20. And this one's for you.

21. So if you want to know about me or be my friend or something,

22. then just come over to my house tonight

23. for a sleepover at my house.

24. We can eat a lot of pizza poppers,

25. we can watch The Golden Girls on my big TV,

26. and then at midnight, we get to bust open my mystery piñata!

27. So you're probably not gonna want to miss it.

28. Oh, wow, Clarence, custom invitations!

29. That is very considerate.

30. You get one too, Mrs. Bernstein!

31. O-kay! Heh.

32. Thank you. This is very thoughtful of you.

33. You're welcome. So if you want to come over,

34. just go to my house right after school,

35. or you can come around dinnertime,

36. or even just walk home with me. It's up to you.

37. Hey, Clarence, do you play hacky sack?

38. Yeah, probably.

39. Boo!

40. No one's coming over?

41. I thought you were having a sleepover.

42. Did you hand out all your invitations?

43. Yeah, but they didn't like 'em. Ooh, hot-hot, hot-hot-hot!

44. Well, who's gonna eat all these pizza poppers?

45. Me. I'm going to a Tupperware party

46. at Denise's house tonight, and I'm not gonna be back till late.

47. If anyone does come over,

48. make sure you clean up after yourselves.

49. Okay.

50. Hey, if no one shows up,

51. I'll help you eat all these when I get back. How's that?

52. And hey, we'll get to bust open your mystery piñata, huh?

53. Mystery...

54. Wow!

55. Chad's in my room if you need anything.

56. Bye, sweetie! Love you!

57. Bye!

58. Hello?

59. Hi, Clarence. This is Jeff from Lincoln Elementary School.

60. I'm calling to RSVP for your s-sleepover extravaganza.

61. Absolutely! Come on over whenever you want, buddy!

62. I got a lot of pizza poppers! All right, sounds good.

63. I'll be there around 5:00. Okay, bye! Love you!

64. Come on in, Jeff!

65. What, you've never seen a secret entrance before?

66. Hold on, I got to unlock the door.

67. Welcome to party paradise! Let me show you around!

68. We can play in my tree fort...

69. Or crawl around in my secret tunnel...

70. Or break all this wood with a hammer...

71. Or play whack-a-gopher...

72. Wait till this guy lays an egg...

73. Or get blown around by this thing...

74. Or break all this wood with a hammer...

75. Or eat all these pizza poppers fast!

76. What do you want to do first? Uh, n-none of it?

77. Oh. What do you want to do?

78. This great lake is known for having the most water.

79. What is Lake Superior?

80. Uh, what is a river... Superior?

81. Brian! What is Lake Superior?

82. Correct! Yes!

83. One more for me.

84. Where do you even learn these things?

85. I'll get it!

86. Hello. Are you here for the sleepover?

87. Cut my hair? All right.

88. Correct! Yes!

89. Uh, how come that kid doesn't want to play with us?

90. Oh, Jeff doesn't like to have fun.

91. Well, let's show him how!

92. Yeah! Uh-huh, uh-huh!

93. Uh-huh, uh-huh! Yeah!

94. Come on!

95. You know you wanna. Dance with us.

96. Get up! Get on up! No, no.

97. Come on! Don't touch my hands!

98. Your hands are filthy! They're full of germs!

99. Hey, who killed the jams?

100. I love that song!

101. Don't stop rockin' on my account.

102. This Italian treat is made

103. by frying the skin of a pig in its own fat.

104. What is ciccioli?

105. Brian. What is ciccioli?

106. Correct!

107. I guess rock 'n' roll isn't for everyone.

108. Let's try a...

109. different, uh— A different approach.

110. Master-level Sudoku puzzle book?

111. Aah! Hey, we're making prank calls.

112. You want to join us? Okay, this one's for you.

113. Oh, um...

114. "Is your refrigerator running?"

115. Prescott Police Department.

116. You called the cops? Uh-oh.

117. Hi. Sorry. This is kind of embarrassing,

118. but me and my friends were just doing some, uh, prank...

119. Don't say that, don't say that!

120. And we just thought it would be funny.

121. Uh, no, no, everything's fine.

122. There was a burglar, but, um...

123. We broke his legs.

124. Oh, no, you don't need to send an ambulance because—

125. Because, uh... Because, uh...

126. He caught on fire and ran away! He's gone!

127. Don't send anybody!

128. Do you think that worked?

129. Mystery piñata time!

130. Piñata? Oh, not for me. Thank you.

131. What? Why not?

132. What? Piñatas are awesome!

133. I suppose it's because I've never tried it.

134. Well, Jeff, my friend, today's the day you become a man.

135. A piñata man. Heh, heh.

136. You guys are gonna crack up

137. when you see what's inside this thing.

138. All right, you're dizzy enough!

139. Hi-yah!

140. Wait a minute. What's that sound?

141. Could it be?

142. Do you want some honey in your tea, Sumo?

143. You're gonna be very surprised

144. by my mystery piñata.

145. Hold on, I got to change out of my bee suit.

146. No!

147. Hi...

148. No! Yah!

149. And the mystery is...

150. bees!

151. Aw, man! That does look like fun.

152. Nobody move! Huh?

153. We got a call about a robbery-fiery-homicide!

154. Uh, I don't know!

155. What in the—?

156. I'm sorry I got you guys stung.

157. I just really wanted you guys to have fun.

158. I had fun.

159. Oh, yeah, this is the best sleepover ever.

160. Oh, cool.

161. Ow!

162. And that's how we became best friends...

163. and decided to spend the rest of our lives together.

164. I don't remember any of that. Yeah, me neither.

165. It was a long time ago, duh.

166. Your memory banks are probably just fuzzy.

167. Uh, fuzzy. Mm.

168. I'm gonna go for a jog.

169. Jeff, get me off this crazy thing!