Daniel Barbona

Request Used
!req The Simpsons S06E18 [Uh-oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.] [Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman, the critic.] 1
!req BoJack Horseman S01E02 [I told you, I don't know where it is.] [Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.] [00:42] 1
!req BoJack Horseman S01E10 [The movie is dumb.] 1
!req The Lighthouse 2019 [How long have we been on this rock?] [Five weeks?] [Two days?] [Where are we?] [Help me to recollect, who are you again, Tommy?] 1
!req The Thing 1982 [I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,] [but when you find the time,] [I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch!] 1
!req BoJack Horseman S01E02 [I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks.] [Most people are jerks already,] [and it's not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him] [it's okay to kill people] [suddenly turns that jerk into a hero!] 1
!req The Lighthouse 2019 [Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow!] [Hark!] [Hark, Triton, Hark!] [Bellow, bid our father, the sea king,] [rise from the depths,full foul in his fury,] [black waves teeming with salt-foam,] [to smother this young mouthwith pungent slime,] [to choke ye, engorging your organstill ye turn blue and bloated] [with bilge and brineand can scream no more.] [Only when he, crowned in cockle shells] [with slithering tentacled tailand steaming beard,] [take up his fell, be-finned arm,] [his coral-tined trident screeches,] [banshee-like in the tempest,] [and plunges right through your gullet,] [bursting ye, a bulging bladder no more,] [but a blasted bloody film now,] [a nothing for the harpiesand the souls of dead sailors] [to peck and claw and feed upon,] [only to be lapped up and swallowedby the infinite waters] [of the dread emperor himself,] [forgotten to any man,] [to any time,] [forgotten to any god or devil,forgotten even to the sea,] [for any stuff or part of Winslow,even any scantling of your soul,] [is Winslow no more,] [but is now itself the sea.] [All right. Have it your way.] [I like your cooking.] 1
!req The Simpsons S05E16 [No! I want everyone to know that...] [this is Ned Flanders, my friend.!] [- What did he say?- I don't know.] [Something about being gay.] 1
!req The Truman Show 1998 [Who are you?] [l am the creator of a television show.] 1
!req The Simpsons S08E08 [114-120] 1
!req BoJack Horseman S01E07 [Happy birthday, Princess Carolyn!] [Thanks, phone.] [You are 40.] 1
!req Taxi Driver 1976 [It's not my apartment. You know who lives there, huh?] [No, I mean, you wouldn't know. But you know who lives there?] 1
!req The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack S01E02 [301-308] 1
!req Pulp Fiction 1994 [You know why they call it that?] [Uh, because of the metric system?] [Check out the big brain on Brett!] [You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system.] 1
!req The Simpsons S08E09 [Great spiritual quest, wolfie.] [My soul mate is Marge.] [...Is it?] 1
!req The Simpsons S08E09 [And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog.] [Hi, Homer. Find your soul mate.] [Hey, wait a minute. There's no such thing as a talking dog!] 1
!req The Simpsons S08E09 [To make yourself complete,you must find your soul mate.] [- Soul mate?- Your kindred spirit.] [The one with whom you share an unspoken bond.] [A profound, mystical understanding.] 1
!req The Usual Suspects 1995 [1390-1393] 1
!req Spider-Man 2002 [805-808] 1
!req Spider-Man 2 2004 [920-927] 1
!req The Dark Knight 2008 [1413-1415] 1
!req BoJack Horseman S01E07 [44-47] 1
!req Spider-Man 3 2007 [You know, I guess one person can make a difference.] 1
!req The Simpsons S05E22 [130-132] 1
!req JoJo's Bizarre Adventure S01E26 [Rudol von Stroheim never saw JoJo again.] [In 1943, he died as a proud German soldier, fighting in Stalingrad.] [We are the world's greatest!] 1
!req Pulp Fiction 1994 [He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put theirgreasy, yellow hands on his boy's birthright,] [so he hid it in one place he knewhe could hide something- his ass.] 1
!req Ghostbusters 1984 [928-930] 1
!req Taxi Driver 1976 [It's not my apartment. You know who lives there, huh?] [No, I mean, you wouldn't know. But you know who lives there?] 1
!req Life of Brian 1979 [He has a wife, you know.] 1
!req Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018 [Miles, the hardest thing about this job is] [you can't always save everybody.] 1
!req BoJack Horseman S05E06 [You can't have happy endings in sitcoms,not really,] [because, if everyone's happy,the show would be over,] [and above all else,the show... has to keep going.] [There's always more show.] [And you can call Horsin' Around dumb,or bad, or unrealistic,] [but there is nothing more realistic than that.] [You never get a happy ending,'cause there's always more show.] [I guess until there isn't.] 1
!req Rick and Morty S03E06 [22] [30] 1
!req Duck Amuck 1953 [2:59] 1
!req BoJack Horseman S03E10 [499-506] 1
!req BoJack Horseman S01E05 [She's so... functional.] [Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Horseman,] [she's too functional.] [Why don't I just get on the phone] [and call a less functional—] [What are you talking about?!] 1
!req The Wolf of Wall Street 2013 [Can't leave the house, you know?] [Starting to get cabin fever already.] 1
!req The Dark Knight Rises 2012 [Calm down, doctor. Now is not the time for fear.] [That comes later.] 1
!req Pulp Fiction 1994 [The truth is,] [you're the weak...] [and I'm the tyranny of evil men.] [But I'm tryin', Ringo.] [I'm tryin' real hard...] [to be the shepherd.] 1
!req A Clockwork Orange 1971 [We fillied around with other travelers of the night...] [playing Hogs of the Road.] [Then we headed west.] [What we were after now was the old surprise visit.] [That was a real kick...] [and good for laughs and lashing of the old ultra-violent.] 1
!req The Thing 1982 [I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,] [but when you find the time,] [I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch!] 1
!req American History X 1998 ["We are not enemies, but friends.] [We must not be enemies.] [Though passion may have strained...] [it must not break our bonds of affection.] [The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched...] [as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature."] 1
!req Avengers: Infinity War (2018) [There was no other way.] 1
!req Kill Bill: Vol. 2 2004 [You tellin' me she cut her way through 88 bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?] [Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em.] [They just called themselves "The Crazy 88"] 1