Simon Williams

Request Used
!req This Is England 2006 [586] 1
!swap South Park S05E01 [I'm gay.] | Citizen Kane [Rosebud --plus 300] 1
!parallel Breaking Bad S05E05 [46:45] | Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) [1:23:55] 1
!req Brokeback Mountain 2005 [She don't ever suspect?][1:03:39][1:03:46][1:03:43--custom-crop 30,0,100,100][1:03:50][I don't know,]--dimensions 2x3 --border 2,2 --aspect-quotient 1.2 1
!swap The Matrix 1999 [After this, there is no turning back.] [You take the blue pill...] [the story ends, you wake upin your bed and believe...] [whatever you want to believe.] [You take the red pill...] [you stay in Wonderland...] [and I show you how deepthe rabbit hole goes.] |The Eric Andre Show S03E02 [10:33] [10:45] [10:52] [10:40] [11:07] [11:08 --minus 700] --aspect-quotient 1.4 --dimensions 2x3 --font helvetica --font-size 40 --color 10 --contrast 10 --font-color green --border 1,1 --border-color green --brightness -40 1
!parallel Porco Rosso 1992 [1:14:52] | North by Northwest 1959 [That plane's dusting cropswhere there ain't no crops.] | !req Porco Rosso 1992 [1:18:03] | North by Northwest 1959 [1:11:52] | !req Porco Rosso 1992 [1:16:33] | North by Northwest 1959 [1:12:02] | Porco Rosso 1992 [1:19:50] | North by Northwest 1959 [1:12:03] --dimensions 2x4 --border 2,2 1
!swap Community S01E11 [1] [2] [He's gay now.] | andre rublev 1966 [June is around the corner. --empty --plus 3000] [Listen --empty --plus -2000] [Witches' sabbath.] --border 2,2 --border-color pink 1
!parallel Princess Mononoke 1997 [1:51:50][1:52:30][1:52:44 --plus 500][1:52:46] | Freddy got fingered 2001 [16:32][16:37] --dimensions 2x3 --border 2,2 --border-color blue 1
!req Better Call Saul S05E07 [44:12 --image-url https(://)i(.)imgur(.)com/GYm4oWo(.)png --image-size 1.8 --image-position 49,0 --image-rotate -1] --contrast 100 --brightness 100 --color 100 1
!req four lions 2020 [55:34] [55:40] [Over the wall, Faisal! --plus 500] [55:51 --plus 500] [55:52] [55:54] --aspect-quotient 1.25 --dimensions 2x3 --border 1,1 1
!req Four Lions 2010 [I don't understand.Have you got a bomb?] [Yes, but it's not going to go off] [1:15:45] [1:15:46 --minus 620] --aspect-quotient 1.5 --dimensions 2x2 --text-background white --font-color black 1
!req Nightcrawler 2014 [I don't give a goddamn about fucking Corona! --plus 600] --aspect-quotient 1.5 1
!req Jodorowsky's Dune 2013 [For me, movies are an art...] [more than an industry.] [And it's the search of the human soul...] [as painting, as literature, as poetry.] [Movies are that for me.] --dimensions 2x2 --border 1,0 --border-color black 1
!req Some Like It Hot 1959 [Where did you learn to kiss like that?] [I use to sell kisses for the Milk Fund.] --font clearsans-italic --border 2,2 --border-color black 1
!req King of the Hill S01E12 [If Ron Reagan dyed his hair,and I'm not saying he did...] [it was only to show his strengthto the Communists.] 1
!req Office Space 1999 [Lawrence, what would you doifyou had a million dollars? --minus 3000] [16:35] [I'll tell you what I'd do, man. --plus 500] [Two chicks at the same time, man. --plus 1700] --dimensions 2x2 --aspect-quotient 1.3 1
!parallel Breaking Bad S04E12 [423][33:00] | Breaking Bad S05E16 [506][512] --dimensions 2x2 1
!parallel Breaking Bad S02E11 [297 --plus 500] [298 --plus 2900] | Black Dynamite 2009 [Euphoria, shut up.I know that was you.] [I ain't even gotta look.] [I should send you to Crenshaw Petewith his hot-ass coat hangers. --plus 1500] [Would you like that?] --dimensions 2x3 --aspect-quotient 1.5 1
!parallel Good Time 2017 [Oh,look at the doggy!] [49:41 --minus 500] [That is messed up.I really love dogs. --plus 1000] | The Lighthouse 2019 [Bark, boy.] --aspect-quotient 1.3 --dimensions 2x2 1
!req pierrot le fou [9:10 --custom-crop 20,70,40,100 --image-url https(://)i(.)imgur(.)com/5n7kjP4(.)png --image-size 0.5 --image-position 60,0 --image-rotate 20] 1
!req The Motorcycle Diaries 2004 [What the fuck is that dog doing on the bike? --plus 1000] 1
!parallel breaking bad S03E03 [82-83] | jojo rabbit [fuck off hitler] --aspect-quotient 1.5 1
!parallel little women [my little women --minus 1000] | pulp fiction [6:49 --custom-crop 55,30,90,55] --aspect-quotient 3 1
!req House 1977 [Even after the flesh perishes,] [the spirit of a person lives on foreverin the hearts of others.] [Therefore, the story of lovemust be told many times over] [so that the spiritsof lovers may live forever.] --dimensions 2x2 --border 1,1 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S03E05 [06:11][Why don't you mind your business?] 1
!req Ratatouille 2007 [34:39 --image-url https(://)i(.)imgur(.)com/riAXPCK(.)png --image-size 2.0] 1
!swap Reservoir Dogs 1992 [You ever listen to K-BILLY'sSuper Sounds of the '70s?] | American Psycho 2000 [In '87, Huey released this... --plus 1500] 1
!req Joker 2019 [8:48 --image-url https(://)i(.)imgur(.)com/7xTnBnZ(.)png --image-size 1.3] [8:34] 1
!swap Fight Club 1999 [You too, big guy --custom-crop 35,10,60,100] | the dark knight rises [1:35 ] --font-size 40 --font comic sans --contrast 50 --brightness 40 --color 30 --font-color red 1
!req suspiria [3:24 --plus 700] [4:04][4:27] --color 30 --contrast 30 --brightness -10 1
!parallel Better Call Saul S05E10 [56:59] [57:01] | better call saul S05E08 [45:14 --minus 200] [45:14 --plus 600] 1
!req Die Hard 1988 [Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. --plus 800] --aspect-quotient 2 --brightness 20 1
!req The Simpsons: Season 7, Episode 15 [Don't let Krusty's deathget you down, boy.] [People die all the time...] [just like that.] [Why, you couldwake up dead tomorrow.] [Well, good night.] 1
!parallel once upon a time in hollywood [Do you go to rome and star in westerns] | the wolf of wall street [absolutely fucking not] | once upon a time in hollywood [2:36:35] 1
!req it's such a beautiful day [It's such a beautiful day] 1
!req Bonnie and Clyde 1967 [We rob banks.] 1
!swap The Breakfast Club 1985 [Eat shit.] | Matilda 1996 [He's going to puke.] 1
!swap the wolf of wallstreet [I will personally give you a blowjob for free] | forrest gump [968] 1
!req they live [32:46][32:55][32:48][32:51 --image-url https(://)i(.)imgur(.)com/OcDRWiQ(.)png --image-size 1.5] --dimensions 2x2 1
!req The Eric Andre Show S04E06 [Kanye Westmarried into the family. --plus 2000] --aspect-quotient 1 0
!req Up 2009 [So long, boys! I'll send you a postcardfrom Paradise Falls! --plus 2400] [22:40 --custom-crop 0,0,80,100] 1
!req Life of Brian 1979 [Now you listen here,he's not the Messiah!] [He's a very naughty boy! Now go away!] 1
!swap drive [I drive.] | citizen kane [Rosebud. --plus 300] 1
!req A Woman Is a Woman 1961 [How about this?] [You don't have anything sexier?] 1
!req 'Til Madness Do Us Part 2013 [1:30:00 --image-url https(://)i(.)imgur(.)com/a3UUFKb(.)png] 1
!req Synecdoche, New York 2008 [We're all hurtling towards death.] [Yet here we are,for the moment, alive...] [each of us knowingwe're gonna die...] [each of ussecretly believing we won't.] --aspect-quotient 1.4 --dimensions 2x2 --border 2,2 --border-color black 1
!swap drive [I drive.] [I drive.] [I drive.] [I drive.] [I drive.] [I drive.] | Blade Runner 1982 [All those... --no-merge] [moments will be lost...] [in time...] [like...] [tears...] [Time to Die --empty] --dimensions 2x3 1
!req Cuties [43:13] 1
!parallel The Searchers [1:58:40] | inglourious basterds [20:30 --custom-crop 0,0,90,100] --aspect-quotient 1 1
!req Four Lions 2010 [- Did you fix this, then, Barry?- Yes, I fixed it!] [- Did you?- It's the parts. They're Jewish. --remove-second --plus 2500] [- Did you?- It's the parts. They're Jewish. --remove-first --plus 3000] [What parts in a car are Jewish? --plus 2000] [- Spark plugs?- Spark plugs. --remove-first --plus -3000] --dimensions 2x3 --border 2,2 1
!req Four Lions 2010 [The head that you buried 5 feetunderneath your shed] [fell out of a tree onto a dog. --minus 2000] [Good. Dogs contradict Islam. --minus 2000] --dimensions 1x3 1
!req Four Lions 2010 [223] 1
!req Four Lions 2010 [- Really?- Yeah, he tested me, man. --remove-first --minus 500] [How did he do that, then?] [- He made me do that bean thing, man.- What bean thing?] [You know, when you put a beanup the end of your knob, man.] [28:56] --dimensions 2x3 1
!req Robots [37:33] 1
!req Robots [37:06] [37:33 --plus 200] [37:33] 0
!palette dogs don't wear pants [21:26] 1
!req dogs don't bark [45:20] 1
!req samsara [12:16] --color 30 1