Dylan Norris

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!req Xavier: Renegade Angel S01E10 [Hello? Hello?] [Hello?] [Who's this?] [Who's this?] [I'm asking the] [Questions.] [I called you.] [No, I called you.] [And you sound like the ugliest] [Son of a bitch I ever heard.] [You sound like the] [Physical manifestation of some] [Loser's inner demons.] [Well, you sound] [Like some total chode's] [Inability to confront the] [Reality of his past actions.] [If I ever get your] [Stinky mug in my line of sight,] [I swear to jack off, i'll cock] [Your clock off.] [Well, I'm going to be] [The bigger man and hang up fi—] [Damn it!] [Listen, we don't cotton to] [Freaks 'round these parts.] [Scram, weirdo.] [Oh, yeah?] [I don't polycotton to] [Copingtropes, even my own.] [So why don't you split?] [Looks like I already] [Did.] [You're the sad figment of my] [Twisted psyche's tragic] [Dividend.] [You're the un-Me.] [I'm the real me.] [You want to be me?] [Kiddo, I was the real] [Me when you were still in my] [Short pants.] [Hate to break it to] [You, but I wore them first.] [Me bequeathed thee the] [Psychopathological] [Hand-You-Down.] [So you're the one who] [Stained them.] [Whoever found it] [Browned it.] [You'd like me to be] [You, wouldn't me?] [But it's too late.] [You snoze, you loze.] [You sleeped, you] [Weeped.] [You nap-Uh, you get] [Slap-Uh.] [You slumber, a] [Cucumber.] [You catch up on some] [Zeds, you get out of my heads.] [You slumber, ham—] [Burger!] [I don't want to talk about] [Nothing else.] [Listen, this psyche is] [Not big enough for two] [Metaphysical seekers.] [You couldn't seek] [Your way out of a cardboard bag.] [Yeah, I know, 'cause it] [Would be an egg.] [Ooh!] [This guy might be better than] [Me.] [You're right.] [I am better than me.] [Look, buddy, know] [When you're defeated.] [Accept your defecation.] [No, thanks.] [I'm full, 'cause I eat pussies] [Like you for breakfast.] [Look at you.] [You look so superficial, you] [Probably judge things by their] [Physical appearance.] [Oh, yeah?] [Your mom's so shallow, she] [Probably thinks this quip is] [About her.] [You're about as deep] [As a bowl of soup, and your] [Tongue is about as sharp as a] [Soup spoon.] [Hey, say what you want] [About me, but lay off the soup.] [If you love soup so] [Much, why don't you marry soup?] ['cause I'm already] [Married — to justice.] [Yeah, only a blind] [Girl would marry you.] [I know everything] [You're gonna —] [Say.] [And I know everything you're] [Gonna —] [Don't.] [Oh, yeah?] [Well, when god was passing out] [Insight, you thought he said] [That when god was passing out] [Holy prophets, you thought he] [Said, "oily faucets," 'cause] [Your soul has diarrhea of the] [Mouth faucet.] [Are you so dumb you] [Even answer rhetorical] [Questions?] [I don't know. Do you?] [We can play this game] [All night.] [First of all, it's] [Daytime, and this is no game.] [Checkmate.] [Oh!] [So you admit that you're] [Checking me out and you want to] [Mate.] [Ooh!] [You got a license to sell] [Hot dogs, chico man?] [No.] [They wouldn't give it to me] [Because when I was filling out] [The application, my penis was] [Sticking out.] [Oh, yeah?] [You only got one peni?] [Let me see it.] [See with your eyes,] [Not with your mouth.] [I'll call your bluff.] [I'll see your penis with your] [Mouth, and I raise you with my] [Hand.] [Ante up.] [Oh! Damn it!] [What's wrong?] [I crapped out, but i'm] [Tough.] [I can suck it up.] [Okay.] [Count of three, we show what's] [Under the loincloth.] [Wiener take all.] [One, two, three.] 1
!req Trainspotting 1996 [Say something, Mark.] [Fucking say something!] [I'm cooking up.] 1
!req Total Recall 1990 [Doug, I'll call a doctor.- Don't, don't call anybody.] 1
!req Total Recall 1990 [That's now.In one hour he can have total recall.] 1
!req Seinfeld S01E04 [Hi, Mark.] 1
!req Seinfeld S02E11 [You know, we're living in a society!] 1
!req Seinfeld S03E19 [You know,we're living in a society!] 1