1. RABBIT'S FOOT TO DOGMAN...Copy !req
2. ALL CLEAR IN SECTOR 3.
MOVIN' INTO GROUND ZERO.Copy !req
3. COPY THAT,
RABBIT'S FOOT.Copy !req
4. ALL CLEAR HERE.Copy !req
5. YOU GOT 'EM?Copy !req
6. YEAH. COME ON.Copy !req
7. DOGMAN TO RABBIT'S FOOT.Copy !req
8. REPORT ON NEW LOCATION.
OVER.Copy !req
9. I DON'T KNOW.
OVER.Copy !req
10. STEVIE... YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO KEEP
TRACK OF THEM.Copy !req
11. LISTEN.Copy !req
12. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
13. ON 3, CHECK RIGHT.Copy !req
14. 1... 2...Copy !req
15. 3.Copy !req
16. AAH!
AAAHH...Copy !req
17. AAAHHH!Copy !req
18. HA HA!Copy !req
19. WE GIVE!
WE GIVE!Copy !req
20. WE GIVE!Copy !req
21. OH... OH...
HA HA!Copy !req
22. EWWW!Copy !req
23. EWW.Copy !req
24. HA HA.Copy !req
25. YOU OK?Copy !req
26. ALL...Copy !req
27. YOUR...Copy !req
28. FAULT.Copy !req
29. ALEX?Copy !req
30. ALEX!Copy !req
31. ARRHH!Copy !req
32. HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
33. AAAHH!Copy !req
34. HA HA!Copy !req
35. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
36. THIS ONE'S YOUR LEFT,
THIS ONE'S YOUR RIGHT.Copy !req
37. YOUR LEFT...
YOUR RIGHT. GOT IT?Copy !req
38. GOT IT. ALEX,
WILL YOU TEACH ME
HOW TO SKATE?Copy !req
39. I WILL, I PROMISE.Copy !req
40. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE USING
WAY TOO MUCH MOUSSE.Copy !req
41. UH... DO YOU WANT SOME?Copy !req
42. OOH! OOH!
DO YOU WANT SOME?Copy !req
43. HEY, DON'T FORGET.
NEXT WEEKEND...Copy !req
44. LARRY'S ROCKIN' COIN WORLD.
AND, UH, ON SUNDAY,Copy !req
45. THERE'S
THAT COIN EXPO.
ALL RIGHT. LATER.Copy !req
46. SEE YA. BYE.Copy !req
47. SEE YA, SLIME BOY.Copy !req
48. ALL RIGHT, STEVIE...Copy !req
49. PUT THIS ON, GUY.Copy !req
50. STRAP THAT ON, OK?Copy !req
51. WHAT'S UP, GUYS?Copy !req
52. HEY.
HI.
HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
53. WHAT'S WITH ALL
THE HAIR GEL, GUYS?Copy !req
54. SO, THERE'S
A PET ADOPTION
AT THE PARK.Copy !req
55. AND WE TALKED
ABOUT GETTING A PET.Copy !req
56. YES!
DOG.Copy !req
57. RABBIT.
DOG.Copy !req
58. RABBIT.
DOG!
RABBIT.
DOG!Copy !req
59. DOG, DOG, DOG,
DOG, DOG!
AAAHH!Copy !req
60. RABBIT!
DOG!Copy !req
61. YEP. SORRY, STEVIE,
NO RABBITS.Copy !req
62. YES, THERE ARE!
MOM!Copy !req
63. ALEX,
DON'T TORMENT
YOUR BROTHER.Copy !req
64. HEY, GUYS, I FOUND
AN AWESOME DOG.Copy !req
65. NO!Copy !req
66. THIS IS
WAY COOLER!Copy !req
67. WHAT?Copy !req
68. THAT'S THE GROSSEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
69. HEY, HEY! LANSING
FOUND SOMEONE HE CAN
BEAT OFF THE LINE!Copy !req
70. YEAH.
HA HA HA.Copy !req
71. WHAT IS THAT THING...Copy !req
72. BESIDES UGLY?Copy !req
73. IT'S A TURKEY,
YOU BIG STUPID.Copy !req
74. OOH...
OOH...Copy !req
75. MY BROTHER'S
A BETTER FOOTBALL PLAYER
THAN YOU'LL EVER BE...Copy !req
76. GARY!Copy !req
77. OH, HO HO HO!Copy !req
78. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
79. THEN HOW COME HE SPENDS
MOST OF HIS TIME ON HIS BUTT?Copy !req
80. YEAH. YOU WANT
TO MESS WITH US?
HA HA HA!Copy !req
81. STEVIE, WHY DON'T YOU
GO HOME. OK?Copy !req
82. THAT WAS, LIKE,
SO BRAVE.Copy !req
83. YOU GET A REWARD.Copy !req
84. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
85. HUNGRY?Copy !req
86. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
87. AAAHH!Copy !req
88. HA HA!Copy !req
89. HOO HOO!Copy !req
90. HA HA!Copy !req
91. PIZZA FACE!Copy !req
92. YEAH! HA HA!
HA HA!Copy !req
93. Alex, narrating:
THAT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME
STEVIE MESSED ME UP.Copy !req
94. LET ME SHOW YOU.Copy !req
95. IT ALL STARTED
FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.Copy !req
96. OH, LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
97. HE'S SMILING AT YOU.Copy !req
98. UHHH... MMM...Copy !req
99. HERE YOU SEE
ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS
OF MY ENTIRE LIFE...Copy !req
100. COME ON.
DO IT. SHOOT.Copy !req
101. THE FIRST BASKET
I EVER MADE.Copy !req
102. OH, STEVIE.Copy !req
103. WELL, YOU WOULD'VE
SEEN ITCopy !req
104. IF DAD HADN'T
MISSED THE SHOT.Copy !req
105. I GUESS
THE FIRST STEPS YOU TAKE
IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE...Copy !req
106. THAT'S PRETTY COOL, TOO.Copy !req
107. IT'S JUST THAT STEVIE
ALWAYS TAKES CENTER STAGE...Copy !req
108. AND I CAN'T HELP FEELING...Copy !req
109. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
110. HE'S WRECKIN' MY LIFE!Copy !req
111. THAT THING
GOES OUTSIDE
TOMORROW, RIGHT?Copy !req
112. YEAH.Copy !req
113. OOH! ALEX,
WHATEVER YOU'RE USING
IN YOUR HAIR...Copy !req
114. SMELLS KINDA CHEESY.Copy !req
115. OH. THANKS, MOM.
YEAH.Copy !req
116. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE?Copy !req
117. WE'RE IN HERE
EATING GUACAMOLE,Copy !req
118. AND STEVIE ISN'T
HERE TO HOG IT.Copy !req
119. HOW LONG DO THESE THINGS
TEND TO LIVE, ANYWAY?Copy !req
120. I KNEW IT! STEVIE,
WHAT DID I TELL YOUCopy !req
121. YOU NEVER, EVER TOUCH?Copy !req
122. YOUR SKATES,
YOUR BIKE, AND
YOUR COIN COLLECTION.Copy !req
123. AND IS THERE ANY REASON
WHY YOU SHOULD NOT GETCopy !req
124. SEVERE AND EXCRUCIATING
PUNISHMENT RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
125. BETTER STOP.
GONNA YELL.Copy !req
126. NO, NO... NO YELLING,
STEVIE. JUST SIT DOWN,
OK? SIT DOWN.Copy !req
127. I'M ONLY
GONNA SAY THIS ONCE,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
128. MY ROOM IS MY ROOM,
AND MY STUFF IS MY STUFF,Copy !req
129. AND YOU NEED
TO KEEP YOUR HANDS
TOTALLY OFF OF ITCopy !req
130. UNLESS I SAY. OK?Copy !req
131. I HAVE A LIFE,Copy !req
132. AND WHEN YOU GROW UP,
YOU CAN GET ONE,Copy !req
133. BUT UNTIL THEN,
YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE KID.Copy !req
134. ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
135. AND YOU DON'T GET TO DO
EVERYTHING I GET TO DO.Copy !req
136. YOU GOT IT?Copy !req
137. OW! DAD! ALEX
IS HURTING ME!
STEVIE!Copy !req
138. ALEX! BACK OFF
YOUR BROTHER. NOW!Copy !req
139. DAD... I DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
140. THAT'S IT. YOU ARE BARRED
FROM THIS ROOM FOR 2 WEEKS.
BANNED.Copy !req
141. GO!Copy !req
142. GET OUT.Copy !req
143. GET OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
144. AAAHHH!Copy !req
145. AAAHHH!Copy !req
146. AAAHHH!Copy !req
147. Out.Copy !req
148. 2 weeks.Copy !req
149. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
150. COME ON.Copy !req
151. AAAHHH!Copy !req
152. AAAHHH!Copy !req
153. AAAHH!Copy !req
154. AAAHHH!Copy !req
155. AAAHHH!Copy !req
156. AAAHHH!Copy !req
157. YAAAHHH!
AAAHH!Copy !req
158. HA HA!
AAH!Copy !req
159. HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
160. AAAHH! DON'T!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
161. OH, HEY, ALEX,Copy !req
162. I MIGHT BE
A FEW MINUTES LATE
FOR YOUR GAME TODAY.Copy !req
163. GREAT. YOU'LL MISS
MY BEST BENCH WARMING.Copy !req
164. FIRST QUARTER,
I'M IN THE ZONE.Copy !req
165. GO, RAIDER!Copy !req
166. HE YELLS MY NAME TODAY,
HE'S DEAD MEAT.Copy !req
167. HEY... YOU
GOT A BROTHER
ON YOUR SIDE.Copy !req
168. IS THAT SO BAD?Copy !req
169. IT IS WHEN HE YELLS,
"GO, ALEX, GO."Copy !req
170. WISH WE COULD SEND HIM
TO FOOTBALL CAMP.Copy !req
171. YEAH, IF THEY'D
MAKE IT AFFORDABLE.Copy !req
172. MMM-UHH.Copy !req
173. SO, YOU GONNA YELL
MY NAME TODAY?Copy !req
174. NO...Copy !req
175. HEALTHY ANSWER. HERE.Copy !req
176. YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
USE THE LACES LIKE THIS
WHEN YOU THROW. OK?Copy !req
177. ALL RIGHT,
THROW IT BACK.Copy !req
178. GO AHEAD.Copy !req
179. THROW IT BACK.Copy !req
180. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
181. WHY ARE YOU STANDIN'
BEHIND THE HAMPER?Copy !req
182. MY SKATES!Copy !req
183. I DIDN'T TOUCH 'EM!Copy !req
184. YOU'RE WEARIN' 'EM!Copy !req
185. NO!Copy !req
186. OHH! MOM,
HE'S HURTING ME!Copy !req
187. MOM! MOM!Copy !req
188. YOU GOT JELLY
ON MY SKATES!Copy !req
189. MOM!Copy !req
190. MOM!Copy !req
191. ALEX, LAY OFF
YOUR BROTHER!Copy !req
192. MOM, HE GOT JELLY
ON MY SKATES.Copy !req
193. OHHH...Copy !req
194. OH, AND LISTEN.
NEXT WEEKEND,Copy !req
195. YOU HAVE TO BABY-SIT.Copy !req
196. NO! MOM, I'M GOIN'
TO THE MALL WITH JAMES!Copy !req
197. WELL, THEN TAKE
STEVIE WITH YOU.
NO ARGUMENTS.Copy !req
198. SO, YOU'VE MET
OUR NEW DOG—
GOOBLE GOBBLE.Copy !req
199. NOT MUCH
ON CONVERSATION.Copy !req
200. YEAH.
CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
201. YOU GOT JELLY
ON YOUR BLADES.Copy !req
202. NO. NO.
THE DEMON CHILD
FROM THE UNDERWORLDCopy !req
203. GOT JELLY ON MY BLADES.Copy !req
204. STEVIE'S 10 YEARS OLD,
AND HE RULES THE HOUSE.Copy !req
205. NOT TOO GOOD.Copy !req
206. NOT TOO GOOD?
JAMES, IT'S HORRIBLE.
OK?Copy !req
207. ALL HE HAS TO DO
IS MAKE A SAD FACE,
AND BAM-O,Copy !req
208. IT'S AN INSTANT CRISIS.
"ALEX, SHARE THAT
WITH STEVIE."Copy !req
209. "ALEX, DON'T DO THAT
'CAUSE STEVIE'LL WANT
TO TRY IT, TOO."Copy !req
210. YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE
TO BE AN ONLY CHILD?Copy !req
211. ALEX, WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME
WHEN YOU RAN OUT OF CLASSCopy !req
212. 'CAUSE YOU HEARD SOME KID
FELL IN THE FOUNTAIN AND
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS STEVIE?Copy !req
213. SO?Copy !req
214. SO... YOU BASICALLY
CARE ABOUT HIM A LOT.Copy !req
215. JAMES... I'M TRYIN'
TO TRASH MY BROTHER HERE.Copy !req
216. OK?Copy !req
217. RIGHT. SORRY.Copy !req
218. ISN'T ANYBODY
GONNA FIX THIS GATE?Copy !req
219. GO, RAIDERS, GO!Copy !req
220. GO, RAIDERS, GO!Copy !req
221. HIKE!Copy !req
222. TOUCHDOWN!Copy !req
223. GO, RAIDERS, GO!Copy !req
224. YOU'RE ALEX. RIGHT?Copy !req
225. YEAH. YEAH.Copy !req
226. THAT... IS SO SAD.Copy !req
227. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
228. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
229. BENCH WARMER.Copy !req
230. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
231. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
232. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
233. GO, ALEX, GO!
HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
234. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
235. LANSING!Copy !req
236. FULL BLOCK
TO MY RIGHT.Copy !req
237. OPEN YOUR EYES,
TURKEY BOY.Copy !req
238. THE BALL'S
COMIN' TO YOU.Copy !req
239. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
240. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
241. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
242. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
243. AH, HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
244. HI. SORRY.Copy !req
245. GO, ALEX...Copy !req
246. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
247. COME ON, GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
248. ALL RIGHT, TEAM!Copy !req
249. COME ON, ALEX! GO!Copy !req
250. YEAH!Copy !req
251. YEAH!Copy !req
252. READY...Copy !req
253. HUT!Copy !req
254. AAH! OOH!Copy !req
255. AAAHH!Copy !req
256. OHH!Copy !req
257. OFFSIDES!Copy !req
258. SO YOU HAD
A BAD GAME.Copy !req
259. STOP MOPING.Copy !req
260. I'VE GOT THIS GREAT IDEACopy !req
261. INVENTORS. YOU DO EDISON,
AND I'LL DO TESLA.Copy !req
262. YOU KNOW THE PART
ABOUT TESLA BEING
THE REINCARNATIONCopy !req
263. OF THAT GUY FROM ATLANTIS
WHO INVENTED THOSE POWER BEAMS?Copy !req
264. HERE, FIONA.Copy !req
265. ABOUT... LAST WEEKEND.
I HOPE I DIDN'T HURT YOU.Copy !req
266. OH, RIGHT,
LIKE YOU COULD.Copy !req
267. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
YOU REALLY LIKE SOMEBODY,Copy !req
268. AND THEY DON'T EVEN
KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE.Copy !req
269. I CAN RELATE.Copy !req
270. BUT... YOU GOTTA
PICK UP THE PIECESCopy !req
271. OF YOUR
SHATTERED LIFE
AND MOVE ON.Copy !req
272. OOH. LUNCH
WOULD BE A START,
DON'T YOU THINK?Copy !req
273. HEY, MAN,
I THOUGHT THIS WAS
THE NO-WHINING SECTION.Copy !req
274. ALEX, WILL YOU
GET OVER YOURSELF?Copy !req
275. YOUR LIFE
IS NOT PATHETIC. OK?Copy !req
276. THAT IS PATHETIC.Copy !req
277. YUUUHHH!Copy !req
278. HA HA HA!
HA HA!
YUUUHHH!Copy !req
279. GARY'S LIFE
IS PERFECT. OK?Copy !req
280. HE'S ALL-CITY
IN EVERY SPORT,Copy !req
281. HIS GIRLFRIEND FIONA'S
A MAJOR GODDESS,Copy !req
282. AND HE DOESN'T HAVE
A LITTLE BROTHER.Copy !req
283. GET HER SOME MAROON, MAN.Copy !req
284. NO, JAMES.
THAT'S NOT FAIR
TO THE OTHER MAROONS.Copy !req
285. OK. ENOUGH MISERY.Copy !req
286. DO YA... WANT
TO GO SKATING
ON SATURDAY?Copy !req
287. I NAILED THAT RAIL
ON THE PARK BENCH
IN THE SQUARE.Copy !req
288. I... CAN'T WAIT
TO SHOW YOU.Copy !req
289. SORRY, I'M... GOIN'
TO COIN WORLD.Copy !req
290. WELL, HOW ABOUT
AFTER THAT?Copy !req
291. UH...Copy !req
292. I HAVE TO CLEAN OUT
THE TURKEY PEN.Copy !req
293. RIGHT. OK. LET'S SEE...
GRINDING IN THE PARKCopy !req
294. OR SCRAPING UP
TURKEY POOP.Copy !req
295. INTERESTING CHOICE.Copy !req
296. YOU KNOW...
I GIVE UP.Copy !req
297. BYE, JAMES.Copy !req
298. SEE YA.Copy !req
299. WHAT'S UP? YOU LOVE
SKATING WITH ABBY.Copy !req
300. I KNOW, BUT NOW
SHE WANTS ME TO...
GO SKATING WITH HER.Copy !req
301. SO... WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
302. NO PROBLEM. I JUST...Copy !req
303. WANT TO BE COOL...
LIKE GARY.Copy !req
304. YUUUHHH...
HA HA!
HA HA!Copy !req
305. 5 BUCKS WORTH
OF QUARTERS?Copy !req
306. YEP. IF I HAVE TO
BRING STEVIE TO THE MALL,Copy !req
307. AT LEAST I KNOW
HOW TO NEUTRALIZE HIM.Copy !req
308. HEY!Copy !req
309. OOP!Copy !req
310. OHHH...
YOU OK?Copy !req
311. YEAH! THANKS.Copy !req
312. SLIPPED ON SOMETHIN'.Copy !req
313. AHA!Copy !req
314. FRENCH FRIES.Copy !req
315. PROBABLY DROPPED BY ONE
OF THESE LITTLE MONSTERS.Copy !req
316. HOW CAN YOU KIDS
EAT THESE THINGS?Copy !req
317. IF THEY DON'T CLOG UP
YOUR ARTERIES, THEY FIND
ANOTHER WAY TO TAKE YOU OUT.Copy !req
318. YOU OK, KID?
I COULD'VE SQUASHED YOU.Copy !req
319. YEAH, I'M GOOD.Copy !req
320. GOOD.Copy !req
321. WELL, UH...Copy !req
322. WHAT'S THE STANDARD REWARD
FOR A GOOD DEED THESE DAYS?Copy !req
323. YOU GET TO BE ON TV?Copy !req
324. RIGHT.Copy !req
325. HEY, LARRY.Copy !req
326. HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
327. I SEE YOU'VE MET
MY BROTHER STEVIE.Copy !req
328. YEAH,
WE JUST MET.Copy !req
329. HE SAVED ME FROM A TRIP
TO THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
330. YOU'RE LUCKY, ALEX.
THIS IS ONE TERRIFIC
LITTLE KID.Copy !req
331. SO, HELP ME
WITH THIS STUFF,Copy !req
332. AND I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS
MY NEW SHIPMENT
OF ROMANS.Copy !req
333. ALL RIGHT!
YEAH!Copy !req
334. OK...Copy !req
335. OK, YOU SEE
THIS BENCH?Copy !req
336. THIS IS THE BENCH
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA SIT
AND EAT YOUR FRIES.Copy !req
337. OK? DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT MOVIN'.Copy !req
338. I'M GONNA GO IN THERE.
I'LL BE OUT
IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES,Copy !req
339. AND WE'LL GO TO THE ARCADE.
ALL RIGHT? TAKE THIS.Copy !req
340. PUT THOSE
IN YOUR POCKET.Copy !req
341. WANT A FRENCH FRY?Copy !req
342. PROBABLY NOT.Copy !req
343. RIGHT.Copy !req
344. SO, KID... I CAN'T
GET YOU ON TV,Copy !req
345. BUT, UM...Copy !req
346. HOW 'BOUT THIS?Copy !req
347. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
348. WELL, IT'S
A TRICKY LITTLE COIN...Copy !req
349. AND IT'S GOOD
FOR ONE WISH.Copy !req
350. IS IT?Copy !req
351. WELL, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
ANYWAY...Copy !req
352. BE VERY CAREFUL WITH IT.Copy !req
353. DO SOMETHING...Copy !req
354. WELL, I DON'T KNOW...Copy !req
355. DO SOMETHING BIG
WITH IT.Copy !req
356. HEY! HEY!Copy !req
357. PUT THAT DOWN.Copy !req
358. GET OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
359. GIT! GIT! GIT!Copy !req
360. ALL RIGHT,
I'M GETTIN' TOO OLD
FOR THIS.Copy !req
361. THAT ONE'S A MINT.Copy !req
362. SURE?
OH, YEAH.Copy !req
363. Larry, echoing:
DO SOMETHING BIG WITH IT.Copy !req
364. HEY,
CHECK OUT ZEUS.Copy !req
365. LOOKS LIKE
PRINCIPAL THORPE
IN A DRESS.Copy !req
366. WRAP IT UP, GUYS.Copy !req
367. I GOTTA CLOSE.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
368. WAIT. CLOSE. WHAT—
WHAT TIME IS IT,
LARRY?Copy !req
369. JUST ABOUT 6:00,Copy !req
370. AND I'VE GOTTA GET
OFF MY FEET.Copy !req
371. 6:00?Copy !req
372. STEVIE.Copy !req
373. JAMES, I GOTTA GO.Copy !req
374. COME ON, STEVIE.Copy !req
375. STEVIE?Copy !req
376. STEVIE!Copy !req
377. STEVIE!Copy !req
378. STEVIE!Copy !req
379. STEVIE!Copy !req
380. STEVIE.Copy !req
381. STEVIE!Copy !req
382. EXCUSE ME.
CAN YOU CALL MY MOM?Copy !req
383. STEVIE!Copy !req
384. STEVIE!Copy !req
385. YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR A MONTH.Copy !req
386. WHAT?Copy !req
387. NO MORE COIN WORLD.Copy !req
388. YOU COME RIGHT HOME
AFTER SCHOOL.Copy !req
389. AND WE'RE TAKIN' AWAY
YOUR SKATES.Copy !req
390. YOU'RE GETTING OFF
LIGHT, MY FRIEND.Copy !req
391. THIS WAS A MAJOR SETBACK
IN THE RESPONSIBILITY
DEPARTMENT.Copy !req
392. WELL, STEVIE DIDN'T
HAVE TO RAT ME OUT.Copy !req
393. I MEA—LOOK, I TOLD HIM
TO WAIT ON THE BENCH,
OK?Copy !req
394. OH, SO THIS IS
ALL STEVIE'S FAULT.Copy !req
395. HE'S 10 YEARS OLD,
ALEX.Copy !req
396. HE WAS ALONE
AND SCARED.Copy !req
397. I WASN'T SCARED.Copy !req
398. HE KNOWS HE SHOULDN'T
HAVE RUN OFF,Copy !req
399. AND HE'S BEING
PUNISHED, TOO.Copy !req
400. OH, NO TV FOR A DAY?
YEAH, BIG DEAL, DAD.Copy !req
401. WE'RE RUNNING LATE.
BEDTIME, STEVIE.Copy !req
402. ALEX, TOO.Copy !req
403. WHAT?
IT'S 8:30.Copy !req
404. 8:25
BY MY WATCH.Copy !req
405. AND TOMORROW MORNING,
YOU START GARAGE CLEANUP.Copy !req
406. WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUIN
MY ENTIRE LIFE?Copy !req
407. "DEAR, ALEX..."Copy !req
408. "SORRY. HERE'S A COIN
THE GUY IN THE MALL GAVE ME.Copy !req
409. "YOU CAN MAKE ONE WISH.Copy !req
410. STEVIE."Copy !req
411. ONE WISH.Copy !req
412. RIGHT.Copy !req
413. RIGHT NOW, I WISH
I DIDN'T HAVE
A LITTLE BROTHER.Copy !req
414. Radio announcer:
SO GET YOURSELF OUT OF BED.Copy !req
415. OHHH... GREAT.
NOW I HAVE AN ALARM CLOCK.Copy !req
416. PART OF MY PUNISHMENT.Copy !req
417. OH, THAT TURKEY STINKS.Copy !req
418. AAAHHH!Copy !req
419. "ALEX LANSING,
PLAYER OF THE YEAR."Copy !req
420. DOUBLE EAGLES.Copy !req
421. OK.Copy !req
422. OK, I GET IT.Copy !req
423. WALL STREET JOURNAL.Copy !req
424. OK. OK, I KNOW
WHAT'S GOIN' ON.Copy !req
425. I GUESS A REALLY
FUNNY GOOD ONE.Copy !req
426. YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN
YOU PUT THE CEREAL
IN MY SLEEPING BAG?Copy !req
427. BUT THIS IS BETTER.
STEVIE'S IDEA,
RIGHT?Copy !req
428. WHO'S STEVIE?Copy !req
429. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
430. ALL RIGHT, LET'S START
WITH THE GIANT DOG
I HAVE IN MY ROOM.Copy !req
431. IGGY? HOW'S HE DOIN'
THIS MORNIN'?Copy !req
432. THE HOUSE IS BLUE?Copy !req
433. MM-HMM,
SINCE LAST MONTH.
YOU JUST NOTICED?Copy !req
434. GOTTA RUN.
SEE YOU AT THE GAME.Copy !req
435. DON'T RUSH THAT PASS.
TAKE YOUR TIME.
REMEMBER,Copy !req
436. YOU'VE GOT OPTIONS.
SOME OF THOSE
OTHER GUYSCopy !req
437. CAN SCORE, TOO,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
438. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
439. HOLD ON A SECOND, MOM.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?Copy !req
440. WE'RE GOING TO WORK,
YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL.Copy !req
441. NO, NO, NO.
WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
442. WHAT... IS GOING ON?Copy !req
443. I WAS JUST GONNA
ASK YOU THAT.Copy !req
444. EVERYTHING'S
DIFFERENT.
WE HAVE A DOG.Copy !req
445. I HAVE THIS
INCREDIBLY COOL
COIN COLLECTION.Copy !req
446. MY ROOM'S DIFFERENT.
THE HOUSE—Copy !req
447. I'M DIFFERENT.Copy !req
448. WHAT IS WITH
THIS HAIRCUT?Copy !req
449. YEAH, I DON'T
LIKE IT, EITHER.Copy !req
450. IT WAS YOUR IDEA.Copy !req
451. SO, IS STEVIE
DIFFERENT?Copy !req
452. WHO'S THIS STEVIE?Copy !req
453. DAD... PLEASE DON'T
DO THIS RIGHT NOW, OK?Copy !req
454. DO WHAT?Copy !req
455. ALEX? YOU OK?Copy !req
456. WELL, HE DOESN'T
HAVE A FEVER.Copy !req
457. NO. NO. BUT, GUYS,
I DO HAVE
A LITTLE BROTHER.Copy !req
458. OK, WHERE IS HE?
WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
459. ALEX... ARE YOU...Copy !req
460. LONELY?Copy !req
461. WHAT?Copy !req
462. DO YOU... wish...Copy !req
463. you had a brother?Copy !req
464. MOM... W-WHAT
DO YOU MEAN,
DO I WISH I—Copy !req
465. OH, MAN.Copy !req
466. OH, MAN, THAT COIN.Copy !req
467. HONEY!Copy !req
468. EARTH TO ALEX.Copy !req
469. OH, MAN.Copy !req
470. COMING UP VERY SOON,
IN JUST A MINUTE,
IN FACT,Copy !req
471. WE ARE GONNA MEET
THE STAR OF A NEW
HIT TV SHOW.Copy !req
472. IT'S CALLED WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
473. HIS NAME IS
TERRENCE RUSSELL McCORMACK.Copy !req
474. WHERE'S THAT COIN?
I PUT IT RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
475. IT SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
476. NO WAY.Copy !req
477. NO WAY... BECAUSE...Copy !req
478. I MADE A WISH.Copy !req
479. AND IT WORKED.Copy !req
480. THERE'S NO STEVIE.Copy !req
481. Woman on tv:
HERE HE IS.Copy !req
482. ALEX!Copy !req
483. WELCOME.Copy !req
484. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
485. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
486. WE'RE TALKING WITH
TERRENCE RUSSELL McCORMICK,
THE STAR OF THE...Copy !req
487. STEVIE?Copy !req
488. WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
489. SO. WHAT'S
THE MOST FUN ABOUTCopy !req
490. WORKING ON WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
491. UM, PROBABLY HANGIN' OUT
WITH PETER MICHAEL MOORE.Copy !req
492. HE'S REALLY THE BROTHER
THAT I NEVER HAD.Copy !req
493. ALEX, WHY ARE YOU HANGING
ONTO THE TELEVISION?Copy !req
494. IT'S STEVIE.Copy !req
495. YEAH,
TERRENCE RUSSELL
McCORMACK.Copy !req
496. HE'S SO CUTE.
YEAH.
NO. IT'S—Copy !req
497. IT'S NOT
TERRENCE SOMEBODY.
IT'S STEVIE.Copy !req
498. OK, LOOK. UM, HONEY,
YOUR FATHER AND I
HAVE TO GO.Copy !req
499. ARE YOU OK?Copy !req
500. STEVIE! HE'S ON...
THE TELEVISION.Copy !req
501. EVERY WEEK.
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU LIKED THAT SHOW.Copy !req
502. WHAT... SHOW?Copy !req
503. WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
504. HE'S ON... THE TELEVISION!Copy !req
505. ALEX,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
506. IT'S STEVIE!
RIGHT, FROM
THE TV SHOW.Copy !req
507. WHAT... TV SHOW?Copy !req
508. WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
509. HE'S ON...
THE TELEVISION!Copy !req
510. HONEY, UH,
WHAT'S THE JOKE?Copy !req
511. I'M A LITTLE DENSE
THIS MORNING.
ME, TOO.Copy !req
512. YOU GUYS REALLY
DON'T KNOW HIM?Copy !req
513. WELL, PERSONALLY,
I WISH I WAS
HIS ACCOUNTANT.Copy !req
514. YEAH. THAT'S
A LUCKY LITTLE KID.Copy !req
515. WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
516. THAT'S A LUCKY KID.Copy !req
517. THAT'S A WAY LUCKY KID.Copy !req
518. KID'S LIFE IS AWESOME.Copy !req
519. GOTTA RUN.Copy !req
520. SEE YOU AT THE GAME,
BLING.Copy !req
521. BLING?
OH...Copy !req
522. I PUT GAS
IN THE VIPER.
OH.Copy !req
523. THANKS.Copy !req
524. HEY, BLING...
IF YOU HURRY,
I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE.Copy !req
525. I'LL BE OUTSIDE
IN THE CAR.Copy !req
526. HEY, CHAMP.Copy !req
527. I MADE YOU A STAR.Copy !req
528. YOU'RE, LIKE...
RICH AND FAMOUS,
AND...Copy !req
529. AND I'M...Copy !req
530. I'M AN ONLY CHILD.Copy !req
531. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
I DON'T HAVE
A LITTLE BROTHERCopy !req
532. RUINING MY LIFE.
THIS IS...Copy !req
533. WE HAVE A VIPER?Copy !req
534. HEY, WHAT'S UP,
BLING?Copy !req
535. GO, BLINGER.Copy !req
536. HEY, IT'S BLING.
YOU THE MAN!Copy !req
537. HEY.Copy !req
538. HI, ALEX.Copy !req
539. HI, ALEX.Copy !req
540. HEY.Copy !req
541. 400 YARDS TODAY.
OK, BLING?Copy !req
542. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
543. ALEX.Copy !req
544. HELLO!Copy !req
545. DIDN'T YOU
EVEN SEE ME?Copy !req
546. YOU WERE GONNA MEET ME
BY THE FOUNTAIN.Copy !req
547. UH...
DUDE!Copy !req
548. GARY, I DIDN'T TALK
TO HER, OK?Copy !req
549. I WAS JUST STANDING HERE.
I WAS JUST—Copy !req
550. SO?Copy !req
551. ARE WE, LIKE...
BREAKING UP?Copy !req
552. BECAUSE THAT WOULD
BE SO NOT ME, BEING
DUMPED BY MY BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
553. BOYFRIEND...Copy !req
554. ME.Copy !req
555. HA!Copy !req
556. I GOT YA!Copy !req
557. HA HA HA!
THAT'S IT.Copy !req
558. YOU SCARED ME.Copy !req
559. WE GONNA KICK
SOME WILDCAT BUTT
TODAY, BLING?Copy !req
560. YEAH!
WE'RE GONNA
MAKE 'EM SORRYCopy !req
561. THEY GOT ON THE BUS.Copy !req
562. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
563. "BLING"?Copy !req
564. LIKE IN BLING-BLING?Copy !req
565. DUDE,
THE PARTY STILL ON,
YOUR PLACE?Copy !req
566. PARTY.Copy !req
567. HELLO?Copy !req
568. AFTER THE GAME!Copy !req
569. AT MY PLACE. UM...Copy !req
570. YEAH. YEAH.
I MEAN, YEAH!Copy !req
571. YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!Copy !req
572. OHHH!Copy !req
573. LANSING. EAT GOOD
BEFORE THE GAME, EH?Copy !req
574. LOTS OF CARBS.Copy !req
575. OK.Copy !req
576. WE'RE READY
TO PLAY, COACH.Copy !req
577. DUDE! DUDE!
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!Copy !req
578. UM... I'LL MEET UP
WITH YOU LATER. OK?Copy !req
579. OK. OK.
FIONA'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
580. YES. AND THE JOCKS
LIKE YOU.Copy !req
581. HOW COULD THE DISAPPEARANCE
OF ONE LITTLE KIDCopy !req
582. CHANGE EVERYTHING
IN YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
583. HEY. DRAMA CLUB...Copy !req
584. I'M TRYIN' OUT.Copy !req
585. HEY, ABBS.Copy !req
586. WHAT...
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
587. UM...Copy !req
588. SITTING DOWN.Copy !req
589. HERE?Copy !req
590. THAT IS NOT
YOUR SEAT. HELLO!Copy !req
591. I KNOW.
I WAS JUST, UM...Copy !req
592. SAYING HI TO ABBY.Copy !req
593. WHY?
WHY?Copy !req
594. MR. LANSING,
WOULD YOU KINDLY TAKE
YOUR ASSIGNED SEATCopy !req
595. SO WE CAN BEGIN?Copy !req
596. YEAH.Copy !req
597. RIGHT.Copy !req
598. NOT THAT SEAT,
EITHER.
I KNEW THAT.Copy !req
599. BRAVO.Copy !req
600. YEAH, BRAVO!Copy !req
601. OK. LAST WEEK'S ESSAYS.Copy !req
602. B+. THAT'S SWEET.Copy !req
603. KING BLING JOCK THING
GETS A B+.Copy !req
604. WHAT?Copy !req
605. OH, NEVER MIND.
YOU KNOW,Copy !req
606. PART OF GOIN' TO SCHOOL
IS FIGURIN' OUT
THAT LIFE ISN'T FAIR.Copy !req
607. GREAT GAME LAST FRIDAY,
BY THE WAY.Copy !req
608. THANKS.Copy !req
609. OK, CLASS.Copy !req
610. LET'S REVIEW WHAT
YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEWCopy !req
611. ABOUT THE
PREPOSITIONAL PHRASE.Copy !req
612. YAY, RAIDER MEN!Copy !req
613. HOW DO WE WANT IT?
HOW DO WE WANT IT?Copy !req
614. GO, TEAM, GO!Copy !req
615. OK. AS USUAL,
WE RUN THE OFFENSE
THROUGH ALEX.Copy !req
616. WHAT?Copy !req
617. WHAT A...Copy !req
618. WHAT A... GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
619. I'M SO GLAD
YOU THINK SO.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
620. OK, COME ON!
LET'S DO IT!Copy !req
621. COME ON,
HUDDLE UP THERE!
COME ON!Copy !req
622. HERE WE GO, GUYS.
OK!Copy !req
623. 1, 2, 3! RAIDERS!Copy !req
624. COME ON, GUYS!
CLEAR IT OUT!Copy !req
625. LET'S TAKE IT
TO 'EM!Copy !req
626. GARY. HEY, UM...Copy !req
627. YOU KNOW
WHAT POSITION
YOU PLAY, RIGHT?Copy !req
628. YEAH?Copy !req
629. OK. SO...Copy !req
630. YOU KNOW WHAT POSITION
I PLAY, RIGHT?Copy !req
631. YEAH.Copy !req
632. GARY... WHAT POSITION
DO I PLAY?Copy !req
633. QUARTERBACK.Copy !req
634. QUARTERBACK.Copy !req
635. OH, THIS'LL BE GOOD.Copy !req
636. COME ON!Copy !req
637. OK, GUYS.Copy !req
638. QUICKER FLY,
ON 2, YEAH?Copy !req
639. YEAH!Copy !req
640. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
641. 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
642. BREAK!Copy !req
643. GARY, THE BALL'S
COMING TO YOU, OK?Copy !req
644. ALL RIGHT.
RIGHT.Copy !req
645. BLUE, 62...Copy !req
646. DOWN.Copy !req
647. SET.Copy !req
648. HUT. HUT.Copy !req
649. UHH!Copy !req
650. DAVE, SOMETHING ODD
IS GOING ON WITH ALEX.Copy !req
651. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
652. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?Copy !req
653. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ROLL
WITH THE POCKET.Copy !req
654. HEY, BUD.Copy !req
655. DON'T LET THAT BIG GUY
PSYCH YOU OUT.Copy !req
656. WHAT?Copy !req
657. DO YOU REMEMBER
THAT BIG KID IN CAMP?Copy !req
658. CAMP?Copy !req
659. FOOTBALL CAMP,
5 YEARS AGO.Copy !req
660. HE HAD YOUR NUMBER,Copy !req
661. BUT YOU LEARNED HOW
TO HANDLE HIM. REMEMBER?Copy !req
662. I WENT TO CAMP.Copy !req
663. AND EVERY YEAR SINCE,Copy !req
664. YOU FIGURED OUT EVEN
MORE WAYS TO BEAT 'EM.Copy !req
665. RIGHT, 'CAUSE
WE CAN AFFORD THAT.Copy !req
666. HUH?Copy !req
667. BECAUSE
I'M AN ONLY CHILD?Copy !req
668. YEAH.Copy !req
669. YOU'RE THE MAN.Copy !req
670. OUR ONE AND ONLY.Copy !req
671. HEY, LANSING!Copy !req
672. YOU BACK FROM WHATEVER
OTHER UNIVERSE YOU WERE IN?Copy !req
673. COME ON!Copy !req
674. BREAK!Copy !req
675. SET.Copy !req
676. COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON—Copy !req
677. HUT.Copy !req
678. SET.Copy !req
679. HA HA!Copy !req
680. HUT!Copy !req
681. YEAH! WHOO!Copy !req
682. WHOO!Copy !req
683. GO, BLING, GO!Copy !req
684. HEY, GOOD PARTY.Copy !req
685. THANKS.Copy !req
686. BLING, YOU ROCK!Copy !req
687. AH...Copy !req
688. MY MOM'S
FAVORITE MAGAZINE.Copy !req
689. DAD, DAD, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING DOWN HERE?Copy !req
690. SORRY. I LEFT
MY EARPLUGS IN THE CAR.Copy !req
691. WHAT?Copy !req
692. ALEX!Copy !req
693. SO, WHAT WAS THE MATTER
WITH YOU AT THE START
OF THE GAME ANYWAY?Copy !req
694. YOU LOOKED
TOTALLY CLUELESS.Copy !req
695. I KNOW. IT'S 'CAUSE
I'M ACTUALLY FROM
AN ALTERNATE REALITY.Copy !req
696. BEFORE THE GAME TODAY,
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
POSITION I PLAYED.Copy !req
697. WELL, THAT'S
WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.Copy !req
698. DON'T LET IT
HAPPEN AGAIN, OK?Copy !req
699. YEAH, YEAH,
NO PROBLEM. I, UH—Copy !req
700. HEY, YOU WANT TO GO
ROLLER BLADING TOMORROW?Copy !req
701. ROLLER BLADING? HELLO?Copy !req
702. FIRST OFF, FREAKS
ROLLER BLADE, OK?Copy !req
703. AND SECOND OFF, WE'RE
TAKING THE PHOTOS FOR
OUR MATCHING T-SHIRTS.Copy !req
704. MATCHING T-SHIRTS?Copy !req
705. OH, BLING, YOU WON'T
BELIEVE IT, MAN.Copy !req
706. THE CHICKEN GEEK
IS HERE. COME ON!Copy !req
707. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
708. HEY, ABBS.Copy !req
709. Party guests:
CHICKEN BOY! CHICKEN BOY!Copy !req
710. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.Copy !req
711. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
712. YOUR HONORS, BLING.Copy !req
713. CHICKEN BOY!
CHICKEN BOY!Copy !req
714. CHICKEN BOY! CHICKEN BOY!
CHICKEN BOY!Copy !req
715. JAMES.Copy !req
716. CHICKEN BOY!Copy !req
717. OH, FORGET IT.
I'LL DO IT.Copy !req
718. HEY, JAMES! WAIT!Copy !req
719. JAMES!Copy !req
720. JAMES!Copy !req
721. HE'S RICH,
HE'S FAMOUS,Copy !req
722. AND HE'S ALL
OVER THE PLACE.Copy !req
723. JAMES.Copy !req
724. HEY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.Copy !req
725. ALL RIGHT, MAN.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
726. WHAT? YOU'RE NOT
DONE WITH ME YET?Copy !req
727. NO, I...Copy !req
728. I CAME BY TO APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
729. DON'T EVEN BOTHER,
SUPERJOCK.Copy !req
730. HEY, HEY!
HEY, HEY, HEY!Copy !req
731. I GOT TO SHOW YOU
THIS COLLECTION YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO BELIEVE, MAN.Copy !req
732. A WHOLE ALBUM
OF PRE-1700's.Copy !req
733. PRE WHAT?Copy !req
734. COINS.Copy !req
735. AND YOU WANT
TO SHOW ME THIS BECAUSE?Copy !req
736. I—
ALEX!Copy !req
737. SARA SAID YOU WERE
TALKING TO ABBY RICHARDSON.Copy !req
738. AT THE PARTY?Copy !req
739. UH, I SAID HI?Copy !req
740. AND NOW I FIND YOU
TALKING TO...Copy !req
741. JAMES COOPER.Copy !req
742. THANK YOU.Copy !req
743. WHAT IS GOING ON, ALEX?Copy !req
744. WHAT?Copy !req
745. HOW DO YOU THINK
THIS MAKES ME LOOK?Copy !req
746. HOW?Copy !req
747. GIVE ME AN "L,"
GIVE ME ON "O,"
GIVE ME AN S-S-E-R-S.Copy !req
748. WHAT'S IT SPELL?Copy !req
749. LOSERS?Copy !req
750. THANK YOU.Copy !req
751. NOT JUST LOSERS,Copy !req
752. MASSIVE, EL GRANDE,Copy !req
753. MEGA-LOSERS.Copy !req
754. NO OFFENSE.Copy !req
755. YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
756. I HAVE AN IMAGE TO UPHOLD.Copy !req
757. ARE YOU, LIKE,
GOING WEIRD OR ANYTHING?Copy !req
758. BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO NOT ME
HAVING A WEIRD BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
759. YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
760. HEY, ABBS.
MIND IF I JOIN YOU?Copy !req
761. YOU? YOU WANT
TO SIT WITH US?Copy !req
762. YEAH.Copy !req
763. STOP. HALT.Copy !req
764. IS THIS SOME KIND
OF JOCK JOKE?Copy !req
765. WHAT?Copy !req
766. NO.Copy !req
767. NO, ABBS, JUST
LET ME EXPLAIN—Copy !req
768. FIRST OF ALL,Copy !req
769. IF YOU CALL ME "ABBS"
ONE MORE TIME,Copy !req
770. YOU WILL REGRET IT.Copy !req
771. AND SECOND,Copy !req
772. GO AWAY.Copy !req
773. LOOK,I—I KNOW
I'M DIFFERENT, BUT...Copy !req
774. ABBS, IF YOU JUST
GIVE ME A CHANCE—Copy !req
775. GOT MILK?Copy !req
776. COME IN.Copy !req
777. YO, BLING.
WHAT UP?Copy !req
778. WHAT DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
779. COME ON. I'M HIP.Copy !req
780. RIGHT?Copy !req
781. I CAN TALK THE LINE.Copy !req
782. RIGHT.Copy !req
783. YOU, UH,Copy !req
784. REDISCOVERING
THE OLD COLLECTION, HUH?Copy !req
785. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
786. YOU HAVEN'T
TOUCHED THOSE COINS
SINCE FOREVER.Copy !req
787. REALLY? I FORGOT
HOW AWESOME IT IS.Copy !req
788. NOT THAT MANY ANCIENTS.Copy !req
789. NO DIDRACHMS OR HEMIDRACHMS
OR ANYTHING,Copy !req
790. BUT IT'S STILL AWESOME.Copy !req
791. AWESOME INVESTMENT, TOO.Copy !req
792. SO YOU LIKE THOSE
OLD GUYS, HUH?Copy !req
793. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
794. ALEX,Copy !req
795. YOU'VE SEEMED
KIND OF...Copy !req
796. DISTRACTED LATELY.Copy !req
797. IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG?Copy !req
798. NO, NO.Copy !req
799. I'M KIND OF TIRED THOUGH.
I SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP.Copy !req
800. OK.Copy !req
801. WELL, SEE YOU
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
802. OK.Copy !req
803. YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE
AND SOMEONE ELSESCopy !req
804. BY ADOPTING
A BROTHER FOR LIFE.Copy !req
805. YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER,
AND I GOT TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU.Copy !req
806. MAKE A YOUNG BOY'S
WISH COME TRUE.Copy !req
807. HIS LIFE WILL
NEVER BE THE SAME.Copy !req
808. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT,
TERENCE RUSSELL McSTEVIE.Copy !req
809. THANK YOU.Copy !req
810. HEY, ABBS.Copy !req
811. ABBY.Copy !req
812. EXCUSE ME.
I'M BUSY HERE, OK?Copy !req
813. THANK YOU, SIR.
HOPE YOU WIN.Copy !req
814. I COULD USE
A LITTLE LUCK.Copy !req
815. LARRY! HEY!Copy !req
816. YEAH. DO I KNOW YOU?Copy !req
817. YEAH. YEAH, IT'S ME.
ALEX LANSING.Copy !req
818. I GO TO COIN WORLD
A LOT.Copy !req
819. UH, WELL, I GUESS
I DON'T ANYMORE.Copy !req
820. ANYWAYS,
WHAT—WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
821. OH, THIS?Copy !req
822. I BIT THE DUST
OUTSIDE MY SHOPCopy !req
823. AND BROKE
A COUPLE THINGS.Copy !req
824. RIGHT. NO STEVIE.Copy !req
825. WHO?Copy !req
826. NOTHING. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
827. YEAH. WELL, I WANTED
TO RETIRE AND GET OFF MY FEET.Copy !req
828. I GUESS I GOT THAT WISH.Copy !req
829. ANYWAY, MY MAN,Copy !req
830. YOU HAVE A NICE DAYCopy !req
831. AND WATCH OUT
FOR FRENCH FRIES.Copy !req
832. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
833. OH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.Copy !req
834. DO YOU WANT TO BUY
A RAFFLE TICKET?Copy !req
835. YOU CAN HELP BUY
FOOD FOR THE HOMELESS.Copy !req
836. YOU COULD WIN A FREEZER!Copy !req
837. I'LL TAKE 3.Copy !req
838. FILL OUT THE STUB.Copy !req
839. SO, ABBS—Copy !req
840. ABBY. I'M SORRY.
I'M—ABBY.Copy !req
841. UM...Copy !req
842. SO YOU SKATE?Copy !req
843. YEAH.Copy !req
844. SO, DO YOU MAYBE WANT
TO GO SKATING SOMETIME?Copy !req
845. I KNOW A GREAT PLACE
IN THE PARK.Copy !req
846. DID YOU LOSE
A BET OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
847. WHAT—WHAT KIND OF GUY
DO YOU THINK I AM?Copy !req
848. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?Copy !req
849. YEAH.Copy !req
850. I THINK YOU'RE THE KIND OF
MAJOR POP-STAR JOCKCopy !req
851. WHO HAS TO HAVE THE MAJOR
POP-STAR-CHEERLEADER-GIRLFRIEND,Copy !req
852. EVEN THOUGH
SHE'S MEANER THAN A SNAKE.Copy !req
853. AND YOU THINK THAT
THE WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM
REVOLVES AROUND YOU.Copy !req
854. AND?Copy !req
855. AND YOU'RE NOT
EVEN EMBARRASSEDCopy !req
856. THAT TEACHERS
GIVE YOU BETTER GRADESCopy !req
857. JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN
THROW A LONG BOMB,Copy !req
858. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T
KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT.Copy !req
859. DOES THAT
ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?Copy !req
860. YEAH, THAT PRETTY MUCH
COVERS IT, I GUESS.Copy !req
861. SO WHY ARE YOU EVEN
TALKING TO ME?Copy !req
862. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
863. YO, BLING!
HEADS UP!Copy !req
864. TOUCHDOWN! LANSING
CATCHES THE DEAD COW.Copy !req
865. EAST FREMONT
IS SO TOAST.Copy !req
866. DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!Copy !req
867. DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE
DUDE DUDE DUDE.Copy !req
868. DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!Copy !req
869. COME ON! YEAH!Copy !req
870. FUNNY PANCAKES.Copy !req
871. HEY, BLING.Copy !req
872. BIG DAY TODAY.Copy !req
873. WHAT?Copy !req
874. ALEX, YOU HAVEN'T
EATEN ANYTHING THIS MORNING.Copy !req
875. NO, IT'S SATURDAY.Copy !req
876. IT'S SATURDAY.
DAD, AREN'T YOU GOING
TO MAKE FUNNY PANCAKES?Copy !req
877. WOW! I FORGOT
ALL ABOUT THOSE.Copy !req
878. GEE, ALEX,Copy !req
879. I HAVEN'T MADE
FUNNY PANCAKES SINCE
YOU WERE ABOUT 5.Copy !req
880. THERE'S, UH,
POP-UP WAFFLES IN THE FREEZER.Copy !req
881. YOU LOVE THOSE.Copy !req
882. POP-UP WAFFLES?Copy !req
883. YOU GUYS ARE
GOING OUT THIS EARLY?Copy !req
884. YOUR MOM'S DRAGGING ME
INTO THAT DENSE FOREST
SHE WORKS WITH.Copy !req
885. YOU KNOW, THE PARTNER'S
BIG TENTH ANNIVERSARY
THING FOR THE FIRM.Copy !req
886. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S THE SAME DAY AS YOUR DEAL.Copy !req
887. WHAT?Copy !req
888. BUT IT'S A GREAT EXCUSE
TO SNEAK AWAY EARLY.Copy !req
889. WE'LL MEET YOU
AT SCHOOL AT 8:00.Copy !req
890. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
891. THE ATHLETIC AWARD.Copy !req
892. THE HARBOR HIGH
CIVIC PRIDE AWARDS.Copy !req
893. THE MALE ATHLETIC AWARD?
ALEX LANSING?Copy !req
894. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
895. OH, NO! OH, NO!
HE FORGOT!Copy !req
896. THAT'S MY FAULT.Copy !req
897. I'M SORRY, ALEX.Copy !req
898. IT'S—IT'S—IT'S JUST BEEN
SO NUTS AT WORK.Copy !req
899. UH, YOUR SUIT IS READY,Copy !req
900. AND GARY'S FOLKS ARE
PICKING YOU UP AT 7:30.Copy !req
901. OH, AND HONEY,Copy !req
902. THERE'S A BOX OF
OLD TOYS AND STUFFCopy !req
903. FOR THE CHARITY DRIVE
IN THE ATTIC.Copy !req
904. IT SAYS, "GIVE AWAY."Copy !req
905. BRING IT DOWN FOR ME,
WILL YA?Copy !req
906. LATER, SUPERSTAR.Copy !req
907. OK.Copy !req
908. WHATEVER KIND
OF GUY I AM NOW,Copy !req
909. I DO NOT LOVE
POP-UP WAFFLES.Copy !req
910. Woman on TV: AAH!Copy !req
911. WHAT?Copy !req
912. STEVIE LOVED
THESE HAND-ME-DOWNS.Copy !req
913. AAH!Copy !req
914. THANK YOU, MELODY.Copy !req
915. LAST AND CERTAINLY
NOT LEAST,Copy !req
916. OUR FINAL RECIPIENT
HAS DEMONS—Copy !req
917. HAS DEMONSTRATEDCopy !req
918. HIS COMMITMENT
TO EXCELLENCE IN ATHLETICS.Copy !req
919. AND HE'S DONE IT
WITH THE HIGHEST
DEGREE OF SPORTSMANSHIP.Copy !req
920. I'M SPEAKING
OF COURSE OF—Copy !req
921. GO, DUDE!Copy !req
922. WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!Copy !req
923. RIGHT. GO DUDE.Copy !req
924. THANK YOU.Copy !req
925. ALEX LANSING.Copy !req
926. COOL!Copy !req
927. STEVIE.Copy !req
928. I, UM...Copy !req
929. I DON'T REALLY
DESERVE THIS,Copy !req
930. BECAUSE, WELL...Copy !req
931. I'M NOT REALLY
THE ALEX LANSING
THAT YOU SEE UP HERE.Copy !req
932. THE REAL ALEX LANSING
LIVES IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT...Copy !req
933. DIMENSION OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
934. HE'S A MAJOR LOSER.Copy !req
935. HE CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL.Copy !req
936. HE'S GOT A LITTLE
BROTHER NAMED STEVIECopy !req
937. WHO HE BLAMED FOR
THINGS THAT WEREN'T
REALLY HIS FAULT AT ALLCopy !req
938. AND MADE HIM DISAPPEAR.Copy !req
939. POOF.Copy !req
940. WOULDN'T IT BE WEIRD
IF THINGS LIKE THAT
COULD REALLY HAPPEN?Copy !req
941. OF COURSE,
THEY CAN'T.Copy !req
942. BUT WHAT IF THEY DID?Copy !req
943. I MEAN, WINNING AWARDS
IS GREAT AND ALL,Copy !req
944. BUT THERE'S...
OTHER STUFF.Copy !req
945. SO...Copy !req
946. TRY TO APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU GOT,Copy !req
947. 'CAUSE SOMEDAY
IT MIGHT NOT BE THERE,Copy !req
948. AND YOU'RE
REALLY, REALLY...Copy !req
949. GOING TO MISS HIM.Copy !req
950. IT. IT.Copy !req
951. THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
952. THANKS.Copy !req
953. OK, IT WAS NOT
YOUR TYPICAL
THANK-YOU SPEECH,Copy !req
954. BUT I THINK
IT WAS VERY...Copy !req
955. ORIGINAL.Copy !req
956. THE PARKERS THOUGHT
IT WAS WONDERFUL.Copy !req
957. YAY FOR ME.Copy !req
958. I KNOW WHAT'LL
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.Copy !req
959. A POP-UP WAFFLE.Copy !req
960. NO, NO, MOM, I DON'T WANT
A POP-UP WAFFLE, OK?Copy !req
961. I JUST WANT MY LIFE BACK.Copy !req
962. THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY.Copy !req
963. HE'S HERE...Copy !req
964. DOING A TV SHOW.Copy !req
965. ALEX,Copy !req
966. WE NEED TO TALK.Copy !req
967. THIS STEVIE DEAL—Copy !req
968. THERE'S NO STEVIE.Copy !req
969. NO. TERENCE RUSSELL
McCORMACK, ACTOR.Copy !req
970. SEE?Copy !req
971. OH!Copy !req
972. OH!
AAH!Copy !req
973. UHH! SORRY.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
974. JAMES.Copy !req
975. OH, MAN.Copy !req
976. SUPERJOCK STRIKES AGAIN!Copy !req
977. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE ANYWAY?Copy !req
978. I, UM...Copy !req
979. I...Copy !req
980. I JUST CAME BY TO SEE
TERENCE RUSSELL McCORMACK.Copy !req
981. MY MOM'S
A BIG FAN, AND I...Copy !req
982. THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL
IF I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH.Copy !req
983. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
984. TAKING HIM SOME CHICKEN.
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?Copy !req
985. WHO?Copy !req
986. TERENCE RUSSELL McTHING,
OR WHATEVER—THE KID.Copy !req
987. I'LL TAKE IT.Copy !req
988. WHAT? NO WAY!Copy !req
989. AW! REAL GOOD!Copy !req
990. I'M GOING TO GET FIRED.Copy !req
991. JAMES,Copy !req
992. I SERIOUSLY
HAVE TO DELIVER
THAT CHICKEN, OK?Copy !req
993. IT'S PERSONAL.Copy !req
994. I GOT TO GET THE MONEY.
THIS IS MY JOB.Copy !req
995. WHAT? I DON'T GET A TIP?Copy !req
996. IT'S ALL YOURS, MAN.Copy !req
997. I'LL NEED THE BIKE
AND UNIFORM BACK BY 5:00.Copy !req
998. OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO SMILE
WHEN YOU DELIVER THE CHICKEN.Copy !req
999. COMPANY PROTOCOL.Copy !req
1000. WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.Copy !req
1001. CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
1002. YEAH, I HAVE
A CHICKEN DELIVERYCopy !req
1003. FOR TERENCE
RUSSELL McCORMACK.Copy !req
1004. JAMIE?Copy !req
1005. THE KID ORDER CHICKEN?Copy !req
1006. Jamie on walkie-talkie:
UH, ROGER, ROGER.Copy !req
1007. ROGER.Copy !req
1008. OK. THAT WAY.Copy !req
1009. THANKS.Copy !req
1010. SO THE KID JUST ASKS,
"YOU GOT ANY KIDS?"Copy !req
1011. AND I SAY,"YEAH.
YEAH, I HAVE."Copy !req
1012. HE SAYS, "WHAT SHOW
ARE THEY ON?"Copy !req
1013. IS THAT SAD OR WHAT?Copy !req
1014. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
1015. IT'S ALL
MY BROTHER'S FAULT.Copy !req
1016. I WAS JUST FINE
UNTIL HE ALTERED
MY ENTIRE REALITY.Copy !req
1017. I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS GOING TO WORK.Copy !req
1018. YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1019. DID YOU FORGET
THE SPECIAL SAUCE AGAIN?Copy !req
1020. NO—NO. NEVER MIND.
IT'S ALL THERE.Copy !req
1021. THIS CHICKEN'S DIRTY.Copy !req
1022. YOU—YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW ME?Copy !req
1023. OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
1024. YOU'RE...Copy !req
1025. YOU'RE
THE CHICKEN GUY.Copy !req
1026. WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR?Copy !req
1027. OH, OK.Copy !req
1028. HERE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
1029. IT'S ME. ALEX.Copy !req
1030. OK.Copy !req
1031. "ME ALEX."Copy !req
1032. YOU CAN GO NOW.Copy !req
1033. WAIT.Copy !req
1034. WHAT SOUNDED BETTER?Copy !req
1035. "IT'S ALL
MY BROTHERS FAULT,"Copy !req
1036. OR "IT'S ALL MY
BROTHER'S FAULT?"Copy !req
1037. I'M NOT—Copy !req
1038. SIT DOWN A MINUTE.Copy !req
1039. BROCCOLI?Copy !req
1040. UH, NO, THANKS.Copy !req
1041. I DON'T LIKE 'EM EITHER.Copy !req
1042. THEY WON'T LET ME
HAVE COOKIES.Copy !req
1043. PICK A CARD, ANY CARD.
DON'T SHOW IT TO ME.Copy !req
1044. PUT IT BACK, ANYWHERE.
PUT IT BACK.Copy !req
1045. CAN I ASK
YOU A QUESTION?Copy !req
1046. IS THIS YOUR CARD?Copy !req
1047. UM, NO.Copy !req
1048. DO YOU—DO YOU
LIKE YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
1049. NO?Copy !req
1050. IT NEVER WORKS!
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!Copy !req
1051. DO YOU LIKE
YOUR FAMILY?Copy !req
1052. BUT OF COURSE.Copy !req
1053. I HAVE A WONDERFUL MOTHER
WHO I JUST SAW LAST WEEKCopy !req
1054. AND A WONDERFUL FATHER
SOMEPLACE IN ARIZONA.Copy !req
1055. I THINK HE'LL
BE PERFECT FOR THE PART.Copy !req
1056. I'LL CALL YOU BACK.Copy !req
1057. OH, AND WONDERFUL
BABY WRANGLER NAMED ZOE.Copy !req
1058. AH. WHO HASN'T HAD
ENOUGH ENERGY TODAY?Copy !req
1059. AND WHO HASN'T BEEN
SMILING ENOUGH?Copy !req
1060. SPARKLE, SPARKLE, SPARKLE.Copy !req
1061. SMILE, SMILE, SMILE.Copy !req
1062. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
1063. I'M HIS...Copy !req
1064. I'M THE CHICKEN GUY.Copy !req
1065. HUH.Copy !req
1066. OK, SWEETIE BOY,Copy !req
1067. THEY'RE ALMOST
READY FOR YOU.Copy !req
1068. OH, AND I JUST READ
A NEW SCRIPT FOR YOU.Copy !req
1069. THIS TIME YOU PLAY A REAL,
REGULAR, ORDINARY KID.Copy !req
1070. A REGULAR KID...Copy !req
1071. I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO THAT.Copy !req
1072. I COULD SHOW YOU.Copy !req
1073. YOU COULD
COME BY MY HOUSE.Copy !req
1074. I COULD?
YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
1075. 1721 WYSTERIA DRIVE.
STOP BY ANYTIME.Copy !req
1076. I GOT TO GO BACK
TO L.A. TOMORROW.Copy !req
1077. YOU KNOW, YOU HAD
A LOT MORE FUN WHEN
YOU WERE MY BROTHER.Copy !req
1078. WHEN DID I PLAY
YOUR BROTHER?Copy !req
1079. IN REAL LIFE.Copy !req
1080. I WAS TEACHING YOU
HOW TO THROW A SPIRAL.Copy !req
1081. YOU WERE BASICALLY
DRIVING ME CRAZY.Copy !req
1082. I HAD TO KICK YOU OUT
OF MY ROOM A LOT.Copy !req
1083. BUT WE PLAYED
GAMES, YOU KNOW, LIKE
SLIME WARS, SEEFOOD.Copy !req
1084. THAT'S WHERE YOU
OPEN UP YOUR MOUTHCopy !req
1085. AND YOU SHOW
EVERYBODY WHAT YOU ATE.Copy !req
1086. SECURITY!Copy !req
1087. WAIT.Copy !req
1088. SECURITY!Copy !req
1089. THERE'S
A LUNATIC IN HERECopy !req
1090. WHO THINKS
I'M HIS BROTHER!Copy !req
1091. I WASN'T GONNA
HURT HIM, OK?Copy !req
1092. WE WERE JUST
TALKING.Copy !req
1093. I KNOW.Copy !req
1094. SO I GUESS HIS LIFE
ISN'T AS HAPPY
AS I THOUGHT.Copy !req
1095. HAPPY? POOR KID.Copy !req
1096. I WOULDN'T
WISH HIS LIFE ON A DOG.Copy !req
1097. GOOBLE GOBBLE.Copy !req
1098. HEY, WAIT!Copy !req
1099. HEY, WAIT! HEY!Copy !req
1100. STOP! HEY!Copy !req
1101. HMM?Copy !req
1102. STOP THE CAR!
STOP THE CAR!Copy !req
1103. PULL OVER!Copy !req
1104. HEY!Copy !req
1105. STEVIE—I MEAN,
TERENCE.Copy !req
1106. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?Copy !req
1107. NOTHIN'.
I'M DONE FOR THE DAY.Copy !req
1108. I'M GOIN' BACK
TO THE HOTEL.Copy !req
1109. HOW COME YOU'RE
TALKIN' TO ME?Copy !req
1110. DIDN'T YOU JUST
KICK ME OUT OF YOUR
DRESSING ROOM?Copy !req
1111. FORGET ABOUT IT.
WHERE YOU GOIN'?Copy !req
1112. NO PLACE.Copy !req
1113. THAT SOUNDS WAY BETTER.Copy !req
1114. HEY, RON, I'M GONNA
WALK WITH MY FRIEND
FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
1115. I'LL CALL YOU LATER
TO PICK ME UP.Copy !req
1116. I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOU
TO THE HOTEL.Copy !req
1117. SO? I WANNA HANG OUT
WITH MY FRIEND.Copy !req
1118. I DON'T KNOW, TERENCE.Copy !req
1119. YOU WANT ME
TO START SCREAMING?Copy !req
1120. NO.Copy !req
1121. OK, OK.Copy !req
1122. HOW ABOUT I WALK
AND YOU FOLLOW?Copy !req
1123. ALL RIGHT, BUT STAY
WHERE I CAN SEE YOU.Copy !req
1124. OK.Copy !req
1125. THEY NEVER LET ME
DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
1126. YEAH.Copy !req
1127. HEY, DO YOU KNOW
THE DIFFERENCECopy !req
1128. BETWEEN YOUR LEFT
AND YOUR RIGHT?Copy !req
1129. THIS IS CAMERA LEFT,
THIS IS CAMERA RIGHT.Copy !req
1130. OK, WHEN
I GIVE THE SIGNAL,Copy !req
1131. I WANT YOU TO
TURN TO YOUR LEFT
AND RUN, OK?Copy !req
1132. OK, WHAT'S THE SIGNAL?Copy !req
1133. UM...Copy !req
1134. I'LL SAY
"CHOCOLATE," OK?Copy !req
1135. OK.Copy !req
1136. CHOCOLATE!Copy !req
1137. OH, NO.Copy !req
1138. OK, SO HOW MUCH
TROUBLE ARE YOU IN?Copy !req
1139. RON WILL KEEP
LOOKING BY HIMSELF
FOR ABOUT AN HOUR,Copy !req
1140. THEN HE'LL CALL FOR HELP.Copy !req
1141. WE'RE HAVING A REAL-LIFE
ADVENTURE, RIGHT?
YOU AND ME?Copy !req
1142. RIGHT.Copy !req
1143. YEAH!Copy !req
1144. HEY, LOOK! IT'S
TERENCE RUSSELL McCORMACK!Copy !req
1145. HEY—HEY—HEY—HEY!
WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
1146. I ALWAYS WANTED TO RIDE
ONE OF THESE THINGS.Copy !req
1147. THEY WOULD NEVER LET ME.Copy !req
1148. CAN I HAVE A QUARTER?Copy !req
1149. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
1150. OH, LOOK THERE.Copy !req
1151. YOU DROP THAT?Copy !req
1152. THANKS.Copy !req
1153. YEAH! WHOO!Copy !req
1154. WAIT A MINUTE.
HE DIDN'T GIVE HIM
THE COIN.Copy !req
1155. WHAT?Copy !req
1156. IF HE DIDN'T GIVE STEVIE
THE COIN AT THE MALL,Copy !req
1157. THEN HE STILL
HAS IT, RIGHT?Copy !req
1158. WHO—WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
1159. COME ON. WE HAVE
TO GET TO THE MALL
BEFORE IT CLOSES.Copy !req
1160. WAIT! GET ME OUT
OF THIS THING!Copy !req
1161. OH, NO! NO!Copy !req
1162. AW, IT CAN'T BE!Copy !req
1163. WHAT?
COIN WORLD.
IT'S OUT OF BUSINESS.Copy !req
1164. AW, MAN, NOW HOW AM I
GONNA FIND HIM?Copy !req
1165. TICKETS.Copy !req
1166. RAFFLE TICKETS.Copy !req
1167. ABBY SOLD HIM
A RAFFLE TICKET.Copy !req
1168. THAT'S IT.
COME ON, LET'S GO.Copy !req
1169. NOW WHERE ARE WE GOING?Copy !req
1170. BACK TO OUR OLD LIVES,
I HOPE.Copy !req
1171. WHO LIVES HERE?Copy !req
1172. JUST—JUST CHILL, OK?Copy !req
1173. NOW WHAT?Copy !req
1174. OH, ARE YOU TRYING
TO IMPRESS MECopy !req
1175. JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW
A MOVIE STAR?Copy !req
1176. I'M NOT
A MOVIE STAR.Copy !req
1177. I'M A REGULAR,
ORDINARY KID.Copy !req
1178. MMM.Copy !req
1179. DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?Copy !req
1180. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
1181. YOU KNOW
THAT SPEECH I GAVECopy !req
1182. AT THE AWARDS THING?Copy !req
1183. IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
1184. YOU'RE TELLING MECopy !req
1185. YOU AND I WERE BEST FRIENDS,Copy !req
1186. YOU WISHED
ON A MAGIC COIN,Copy !req
1187. HE WAS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER,Copy !req
1188. AND WE'RE ALL IN
AN ALTERNATE REALITY.Copy !req
1189. YES, YES.Copy !req
1190. NO. NO WAY.Copy !req
1191. WHY NOT?
BECAUSE YOU AND ICopy !req
1192. COULD HAVE NEVER
BEEN BEST FRIENDS.Copy !req
1193. OK, OK. TELL ME
HOW I KNOW THIS.Copy !req
1194. WHEN WE WERE 5,
YOU CRIED FOR A WEEKCopy !req
1195. 'CAUSE YOUR SISTER TOLD YOU
ABBY WAS SHORT FOR ABNORMAL.Copy !req
1196. YOU'RE AFRAID OF PARROTS,
CLOWNS, AND FALLING SPACE JUNK.Copy !req
1197. DID YOU BRIBE MEGHAN?Copy !req
1198. NO, YOU TOLD ME
THOSE THINGS, ABBS.Copy !req
1199. LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
THAT CAN HELP ME, OK?Copy !req
1200. YOU'VE GOT LARRY'S ADDRESS
ON A RAFFLE TICKET STUB.Copy !req
1201. HE CAN GIVE ME THE COIN,
AND I CAN GET THE REAL
STEVIE BACK.Copy !req
1202. SO YOU'RE TELLIN' MECopy !req
1203. THAT IN THE LIFE
WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW,Copy !req
1204. I JUST GOT BORN
INTO THE WRONG FAMILY?Copy !req
1205. EXACTLY.Copy !req
1206. WOW, REAL LIFECopy !req
1207. IS WAY WEIRDER
THAN SHOW BUSINESS.Copy !req
1208. OK, LET ME
UNDERSTAND THIS.Copy !req
1209. YOU ARE THE MOST
SICKENINGLY
POPULAR GUYCopy !req
1210. AT HARPER
HIGH SCHOOL,Copy !req
1211. AND YOU WANNA GET
YOUR NONEXISTENT...Copy !req
1212. SEMI-NONEXISTENT
BROTHER BACK
AND CHANGE ALL THAT?Copy !req
1213. YES.Copy !req
1214. OK, LET'S GET BUSY.Copy !req
1215. YOU KNOW, PEOPLE SLIP
INTO THE WRONG DIMENSIONS
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
1216. LIKE, THEY FOUND THIS GUY
SOMEWHERE IN, LIKE, GEORGIA,Copy !req
1217. AND HE HAD THIS OLD
CIVIL WAR UNIFORM ON,Copy !req
1218. AND HE DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT CARS OR—Copy !req
1219. I GOT IT!Copy !req
1220. NO. "LUCKY SORENSON."Copy !req
1221. OR ANYTHING.
SO THEY PUT HIM
IN A HOSPITAL,Copy !req
1222. AND THEY GAVE HIM
COLORING BOOKS.Copy !req
1223. ONE TIME,
I HAD AN AGENTCopy !req
1224. WHO SPONTANEOUSLY
COMBUSTED.Copy !req
1225. HE DID!Copy !req
1226. WHAT'S MY CAT'S NAME?Copy !req
1227. MR. TERWILLIGER,
BUT YOU CALL HIM TWIX.Copy !req
1228. YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE WHO HAVE
SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCESCopy !req
1229. ARE OFTEN TREATED
LIKE OUTCASTS.Copy !req
1230. IN SOME COUNTRIES—Copy !req
1231. WHAT'S
MY FAVORITE SNACK?Copy !req
1232. MUSTARD AND SUGAR
SANDWICHES.Copy !req
1233. EWW.Copy !req
1234. RIGHT.
IN SOME COUNTRIES,Copy !req
1235. PEOPLE'S EYEBALLS
ARE GOUGED OUT AND EATENCopy !req
1236. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
THEY'VE SEEN TOO MUCH.Copy !req
1237. COOL.Copy !req
1238. YEAH, AND THEN EVERYBODY
WORSHIPS THEM,Copy !req
1239. BECAUSE THEY'RE, LIKE,
MAGIC BLIND PEOPLE.Copy !req
1240. I FOUND IT!
I FOUND IT!Copy !req
1241. I THINK.
LARRY SOMETHING
WITH A "P."Copy !req
1242. LARRY PENDRAGON.Copy !req
1243. MAYBE HE'S A WIZARD.Copy !req
1244. LET'S GO.
HEY, HOLD IT!Copy !req
1245. WE CAN'T GO
RUNNING AROUND
WITH A MOVIE STAR.Copy !req
1246. GOOD POINT.Copy !req
1247. OH, NO.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME.Copy !req
1248. DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
1249. YOU WANT ME
TO START SCREAMIN'?Copy !req
1250. THERE'LL BE
NO SCREAMING, OK?Copy !req
1251. YOU DO WHATEVER WE SAY.
GOT IT?Copy !req
1252. OK.Copy !req
1253. ALL RIGHT.
WE NEED A DISGUISE.Copy !req
1254. YOU KNOW, I BET YOUR PARENTS
ARE OUT LOOKING FOR YOU
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1255. OR THE POLICE, EVEN.Copy !req
1256. WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?Copy !req
1257. IF I CAN FIND LARRY
AND GET THE COIN BACK,Copy !req
1258. NONE OF THIS
WILL HAVE EVER HAPPENED.Copy !req
1259. GOOD POINT.Copy !req
1260. 2354. HERE IT IS.Copy !req
1261. HOW AM I DOIN'?Copy !req
1262. I'M DOIN' OK, RIGHT?Copy !req
1263. I'M NOT SCREAMING.
I'M HELPING, RIGHT?Copy !req
1264. YEAH.Copy !req
1265. YEAH.Copy !req
1266. 6-A.Copy !req
1267. UH-OH.Copy !req
1268. THIS MUST BE
THE WRONG PLACE.Copy !req
1269. IT'S THE RIGHT NUMBER.Copy !req
1270. WHO'S THERE?Copy !req
1271. OH, EXCUSE US.Copy !req
1272. WE'RE LOOKING FOR
LARRY PENDRAGON.Copy !req
1273. HE MOVED. THE STAIRS
WERE TOO MUCH.Copy !req
1274. GREAT.Copy !req
1275. UM, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE HE MOVED?Copy !req
1276. BEELER STREET.Copy !req
1277. THE SUNNYVILLE
RETIREMENT MANOR, OK?Copy !req
1278. WHAT?Copy !req
1279. YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO COME WITH ME.Copy !req
1280. I WANTED TO.Copy !req
1281. SO WAS FIONA
YOUR GIRLFRIEND—Copy !req
1282. YOU KNOW,
IN YOUR OTHER LIFE?Copy !req
1283. NAH. NO WAY.Copy !req
1284. CLOSEST THING I HAD
TO A GIRLFRIEND WAS YOU.Copy !req
1285. I—YOU WEREN'T
MY GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
1286. WE WERE JUST FRIENDS.Copy !req
1287. JUST REALLY GOOD FRIENDS.Copy !req
1288. INTERESTING.
SO ARE YOU, LIKE,
CUTER NOW?Copy !req
1289. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
1290. SMARTER?Copy !req
1291. NO.Copy !req
1292. AM I DIFFERENT?Copy !req
1293. NO.Copy !req
1294. BUT YOU NEVER
TALKED TO MECopy !req
1295. TILL THE OTHER DAY.Copy !req
1296. I GUESS, YEAH.Copy !req
1297. SO IN THIS
PARALLEL UNIVERSECopy !req
1298. YOU'RE, LIKE,
MORE OF, UM...Copy !req
1299. A JERK.Copy !req
1300. DEFINITELY, HEH.Copy !req
1301. HEY, GUYS, LOOK,
I FOUND A DIME!Copy !req
1302. THIS IS WAY COOLER
THAN A LIMO.Copy !req
1303. Dispatcher on police radio:
COME IN.Copy !req
1304. 13 PROMENADE...Copy !req
1305. DON'T WORRY.
IF THEY PUT YOU IN JAIL,Copy !req
1306. YOU CAN USE
MY LAWYER.Copy !req
1307. GREAT.Copy !req
1308. THERE'S NOBODY AROUND.Copy !req
1309. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO FIND HIM?Copy !req
1310. LISTEN.Copy !req
1311. MAYBE IT'S REALLY
A SECRET LABORATORYCopy !req
1312. RUN BY
A MAD SCIENTIST.Copy !req
1313. OK, WELL,
YOU CAN WAIT OUTSIDE
IF YOU WANT TO.Copy !req
1314. NO WAY.Copy !req
1315. THE PERSON
WHO WAITS OUTSIDECopy !req
1316. ALWAYS GETS EATEN FIRST.Copy !req
1317. LARRY—LARRY—
IT'S LARRY.Copy !req
1318. OH! EXCUSE US!Copy !req
1319. EXCUSE US.Copy !req
1320. WE'RE HERE TO SEE
LARRY PENDRAGON.Copy !req
1321. YEAH, THAT'S ME.Copy !req
1322. OH, WELL,
I GUESS YOU'LL—Copy !req
1323. ALL HAVE TO
EXCUSE ME. HA HA.Copy !req
1324. AW.Copy !req
1325. LARRY.Copy !req
1326. AH, ONE MORE TIME.Copy !req
1327. WHOO! THANKS, GUYS.Copy !req
1328. I NEVER COULD STAND
THE ACCORDION MYSELF,Copy !req
1329. BUT, HEY, IT'S MUSIC.Copy !req
1330. SO WHAT,
I WON THE RAFFLE?Copy !req
1331. UH, NO, SORRY.Copy !req
1332. BUT THE DRAWING'S
NOT TILL NEXT WEEK,Copy !req
1333. SO MAYBE YOU DID.Copy !req
1334. WELL, HOPE SPRINGS
ETERNAL, RIGHT?Copy !req
1335. LOOK, YOU GOT THIS COIN
I HAVE TO FIND.Copy !req
1336. OH, MAN, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1337. I CLOSED DOWN
MY COIN BUSINESS.Copy !req
1338. I COULDN'T
HANDLE IT ANYMORE.Copy !req
1339. THIS IS REALLY
CRITICAL, LARRY.Copy !req
1340. YEAH, THERE IS
A SEMI-NONEXISTENTCopy !req
1341. HUMAN LIFE AT STAKE HERE.Copy !req
1342. WHICH IS ME...Copy !req
1343. IN ANOTHER
DIMENSION.Copy !req
1344. OK, COOL.
COME THIS WAY.Copy !req
1345. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1346. ARE THESE ALL THE COINS
YOU HAVE LEFT?Copy !req
1347. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
1348. SO YOU SAID IT HAD
AN OWL ON IT?Copy !req
1349. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
1350. IT'S PROBABLY
A GREAT TETRADRACH.Copy !req
1351. MORE THAN ONE
OF THOSE HAD AN OWL.Copy !req
1352. WELL, THIS ONE
WAS GOOD FOR ONE WISH.Copy !req
1353. I HEARD ABOUT SOMETHING
LIKE THAT ONCE.Copy !req
1354. OR MAYBE I DREAMED IT.Copy !req
1355. ANYWAY,
THERE'S NOTHING HERE,
AND I DON'T THINKCopy !req
1356. YOU'RE GONNA FIND
AN OWL IN THAT GROUP.Copy !req
1357. AN OWL. AN OWL.Copy !req
1358. WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
1359. THERE MAY HAVE BEEN
AN OWL IN A BAGCopy !req
1360. THAT I SOLD JUST BEFORE
I CLOSED SHOP.Copy !req
1361. OK, WELL, DO YOU KNOW
WHO YOU SOLD IT TO?Copy !req
1362. PROBABLY A DEALER.Copy !req
1363. BUT I DON'T HAVE
ANY RECORD OF IT.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1364. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1365. COME ON, ALEX.
WE'D BETTER GO.Copy !req
1366. YEAH.Copy !req
1367. SURE WISH I COULD
HELP YOU GUYS.Copy !req
1368. KINDA MISS YOU KIDS.Copy !req
1369. WELL, I GUESS
IT'S BACK TO
THE OLD RECITAL.Copy !req
1370. ALL RIGHT. WELL,
THANKS ANYWAYS, LARRY.Copy !req
1371. APPRECIATE IT.Copy !req
1372. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1373. NICE TO MEET YOU, LARRY.Copy !req
1374. SEE YA, ABBS.Copy !req
1375. LOOK, I KNOW
IT PROBABLY DOESN'T HELP,Copy !req
1376. BUT I PROMISE NOT TO POUR
ANY MORE DAIRY PRODUCTS
ON YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
1377. AND IT WAS NICE
MEETING YOU, TERENCE.Copy !req
1378. NICE MEETING YOU, TOO.Copy !req
1379. SORRY I DIDN'T
HAVE AN AUTOGRAPHED
PICTURE FOR YOU.Copy !req
1380. THAT'S OK.
I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.Copy !req
1381. I'LL SEE YA.Copy !req
1382. TOMORROW'S
OUR LAST DAY HERE.Copy !req
1383. THINK YOU COULD
COME TO THE SET?Copy !req
1384. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE.Copy !req
1385. I'LL LEAVE
A PASS FOR YOU.Copy !req
1386. OK.Copy !req
1387. ALEX?Copy !req
1388. YEAH?Copy !req
1389. WAS THIS WHAT
IT WAS LIKE BEFORECopy !req
1390. WHEN I WAS
YOUR REAL BROTHER,Copy !req
1391. IF I REALLY WAS?Copy !req
1392. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
1393. WELL, DID WE HAVE
REALLY COOL ADVENTURES
LIKE TONIGHT?Copy !req
1394. SOMETIMES.Copy !req
1395. DID I REALLY GET JELLY
ON YOUR SKATES?Copy !req
1396. YEAH.Copy !req
1397. WHAT KIND
OF JELLY WAS IT?Copy !req
1398. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
1399. YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY
WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
1400. OK.Copy !req
1401. DON'T SHOOT.
I SURRENDER.Copy !req
1402. WELL, WE DON'T
WANT ANY PUBLICITY,
EITHER.Copy !req
1403. NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.Copy !req
1404. OH, WELL, THAT'S
GREAT THEN, HEH.Copy !req
1405. WE'RE ALL ON
THE SAME PAGE.Copy !req
1406. UH, LOOK, UM,
IF YOU'RE EVER IN L.A.,Copy !req
1407. YOU GIVE ME A CALL.Copy !req
1408. OH.
OH.Copy !req
1409. OK?Copy !req
1410. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
1411. HELLO?Copy !req
1412. YES.Copy !req
1413. IT'S YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
1414. HI, PENELOPE.Copy !req
1415. I JUST HAD THE BEST NIGHT
OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.Copy !req
1416. YOU ARE? OH.Copy !req
1417. WHEN?Copy !req
1418. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
1419. SO DO I HAVE
TO CALL HIM DAD?Copy !req
1420. AHEM.Copy !req
1421. I GOTTA GO. BYE.Copy !req
1422. BYE, ALEX.Copy !req
1423. SEE YA, KID.Copy !req
1424. AHEM.Copy !req
1425. THE ONLY PERSONCopy !req
1426. WHO RECOGNIZED VAN GOGH'S
BRILLIANCE DURING HIS LIFETIMECopy !req
1427. AND ACTUALLY BUY
ONE OF HIS PAINTINGS
WAS HIS OWN BROTHER.Copy !req
1428. IN THE HARSH WINTER,Copy !req
1429. PERHAPS ONLY ONE
OF THE SIBLINGS WILL SURVIVE.Copy !req
1430. HEY, BLING.Copy !req
1431. DAD, I'M NOT BLING.
I'M JUST ALEX.Copy !req
1432. ALEX.Copy !req
1433. YOU WANNA GO FOR BRUNCH
AT THE HILLTOPCopy !req
1434. WITH JUDGE HARLEY,
YOUR MOM, AND ME?Copy !req
1435. NOT HUNGRY.Copy !req
1436. OK.Copy !req
1437. I WAS GONNA SAVE THIS
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
1438. BUT YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU COULD USE A LIFT
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.Copy !req
1439. I GOT THESE AT
A CLOSEOUT SALE.Copy !req
1440. THEY'RE ALL ANCIENTS.Copy !req
1441. THANKS.Copy !req
1442. SURE. WELL...Copy !req
1443. SEE YA.Copy !req
1444. DON'T MESS WITH ME.Copy !req
1445. THIS IS IT!
THIS IS IT!Copy !req
1446. ALEX?Copy !req
1447. YES!Copy !req
1448. HONEY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
1449. ALEX?Copy !req
1450. I'M FINE.
I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.Copy !req
1451. JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.Copy !req
1452. SON, LET ME IN!Copy !req
1453. ALEX!Copy !req
1454. I THINK YOU GOTTA SAY THIS
EXACTLY RIGHT.Copy !req
1455. ALEX, NOW! COME ON!Copy !req
1456. I'M GETTING HIM OUT.Copy !req
1457. OK.
ALEX!
IS EVERYTHING OK IN THERE?Copy !req
1458. OK. I WISH
THAT STEVIE...Copy !req
1459. COME ON!
NO.Copy !req
1460. HONEY, I'M GONNA
CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!Copy !req
1461. EVERYTHING
WILL BE ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
1462. OK, DON'T BLOW IT.Copy !req
1463. DON'T BLOW IT.Copy !req
1464. I WISH...Copy !req
1465. I WISH I NEVER MADE
THE FIRST WISH.Copy !req
1466. STEVIE!Copy !req
1467. STEVIE!Copy !req
1468. GOOBLE GOBBLE!Copy !req
1469. WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
1470. OUTSIDE, I THINK.Copy !req
1471. DO WE HAVE A VIPER?Copy !req
1472. UH, I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
1473. GREAT.Copy !req
1474. STEVIE!Copy !req
1475. STEVIE!Copy !req
1476. STEVIE!Copy !req
1477. I'M SORRY
I CRASHED YOUR BIKE!Copy !req
1478. YOU CRASHED MY BIKE.
YOU LITTLE—Copy !req
1479. AAH!Copy !req
1480. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
1481. AAH!Copy !req
1482. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
1483. AAH!
ALEX,
IT'S RAINING!Copy !req
1484. IF YOU THINK
THIS IS GONNA MAKE US CAVE
ON THE GROUNDING THING...Copy !req
1485. YOU HEAR THAT, STEVIE?
I'M GROUNDED.Copy !req
1486. LOOK, MOM, DAD,
IT'S STEVIE!
HE'S BACK! HE'S BACK!Copy !req
1487. UH, ALEX,Copy !req
1488. I DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.Copy !req
1489. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
1490. YOU DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.Copy !req
1491. ABBY. JAMES.Copy !req
1492. OH, MY BEST FRIENDS.
HELLO, JAMES.Copy !req
1493. UH, ALEX,
ARE YOU OK?Copy !req
1494. I—I AM SO OK,
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
1495. ABBY. ABBS...Copy !req
1496. DO YOU—DO YOU WANNA
GO SKATING?Copy !req
1497. JUST—JUST
THE TWO OF US?Copy !req
1498. REALLY?Copy !req
1499. I MEAN, YEAH.Copy !req
1500. YEAH, I DO.Copy !req
1501. OK. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1502. HEY, FIONA!Copy !req
1503. I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!Copy !req
1504. HUH?Copy !req
1505. ABBY, JAMES!Copy !req
1506. YOU WANNA TRY SOME
OF MY FAMOUS PANCAKES?Copy !req
1507. HEH, SURE.Copy !req
1508. WE'RE HAVIN'
FUNNY PANCAKES.Copy !req
1509. WE'RE HAVIN'
FUNNY PANCAKES.Copy !req
1510. WE'RE HAVIN'
FUNNY PANCAKES.Copy !req