1. RABBIT'S FOOT TO DOGMAN...Copy !req
2. ALL CLEAR IN SECTOR 3.
MOVIN' INTO GROUND ZERO.Copy !req
3. COPY THAT,
RABBIT'S FOOT.Copy !req
4. ALL CLEAR HERE.Copy !req
5. YOU GOT 'EM?Copy !req
6. YEAH. COME ON.Copy !req
7. DOGMAN TO RABBIT'S FOOT.Copy !req
8. REPORT ON NEW LOCATION.
OVER.Copy !req
9. I DON'T KNOW.
OVER.Copy !req
10. STEVIE... YOU'RE
TRACK OF THEM.Copy !req
11. LISTEN.Copy !req
12. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
13. ON 3, CHECK RIGHT.Copy !req
14. 1... 2...Copy !req
15. 3.Copy !req
16. AAH!
AAAHH...Copy !req
17. AAAHHH!Copy !req
18. HA HA!Copy !req
19. WE GIVE!
WE GIVE!Copy !req
20. WE GIVE!Copy !req
21. OH... OH...
HA HA!Copy !req
22. EWWW!Copy !req
23. EWW.Copy !req
24. HA HA.Copy !req
25. YOU OK?Copy !req
26. ALL...Copy !req
27. YOUR...Copy !req
28. FAULT.Copy !req
29. ALEX?Copy !req
30. ALEX!Copy !req
31. ARRHH!Copy !req
32. HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
33. AAAHH!Copy !req
34. HA HA!Copy !req
35. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
36. THIS ONE'S YOUR LEFT,
THIS ONE'S YOUR RIGHT.Copy !req
37. YOUR LEFT...
YOUR RIGHT. GOT IT?Copy !req
38. GOT IT. ALEX,
HOW TO SKATE?Copy !req
39. I WILL, I PROMISE.Copy !req
40. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE USING
WAY TOO MUCH MOUSSE.Copy !req
41. UH... DO YOU WANT SOME?Copy !req
42. OOH! OOH!
DO YOU WANT SOME?Copy !req
43. HEY, DON'T FORGET.
NEXT WEEKEND...Copy !req
44. LARRY'S ROCKIN' COIN WORLD.
AND, UH, ON SUNDAY,Copy !req
45. THERE'S
THAT COIN EXPO.
ALL RIGHT. LATER.Copy !req
46. SEE YA. BYE.Copy !req
47. SEE YA, SLIME BOY.Copy !req
48. ALL RIGHT, STEVIE...Copy !req
49. PUT THIS ON, GUY.Copy !req
50. STRAP THAT ON, OK?Copy !req
51. WHAT'S UP, GUYS?Copy !req
52. HEY.
HI.
HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
53. WHAT'S WITH ALL
THE HAIR GEL, GUYS?Copy !req
54. SO, THERE'S
AT THE PARK.Copy !req
55. ABOUT GETTING A PET.Copy !req
56. YES!
DOG.Copy !req
57. RABBIT.
DOG.Copy !req
58. DOG, DOG, DOG,
DOG, DOG!
AAAHH!Copy !req
59. RABBIT!
DOG!Copy !req
60. YEP. SORRY, STEVIE,
NO RABBITS.Copy !req
61. YES, THERE ARE!
MOM!Copy !req
62. ALEX,
DON'T TORMENT
YOUR BROTHER.Copy !req
63. HEY, GUYS, I FOUND
AN AWESOME DOG.Copy !req
64. NO!Copy !req
65. WAY COOLER!Copy !req
66. WHAT?Copy !req
67. THAT'S THE GROSSEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
68. HEY, HEY! LANSING
BEAT OFF THE LINE!Copy !req
69. YEAH.
HA HA HA.Copy !req
70. WHAT IS THAT THING...Copy !req
71. BESIDES UGLY?Copy !req
72. IT'S A TURKEY,
YOU BIG STUPID.Copy !req
73. OOH...
OOH...Copy !req
74. MY BROTHER'S
THAN YOU'LL EVER BE...Copy !req
75. GARY!Copy !req
76. OH, HO HO HO!Copy !req
77. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
78. MOST OF HIS TIME ON HIS BUTT?Copy !req
79. YEAH. YOU WANT
TO MESS WITH US?
HA HA HA!Copy !req
80. STEVIE, WHY DON'T YOU
GO HOME. OK?Copy !req
81. THAT WAS, LIKE,
SO BRAVE.Copy !req
82. YOU GET A REWARD.Copy !req
83. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
84. HUNGRY?Copy !req
85. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
86. AAAHH!Copy !req
87. HA HA!Copy !req
88. HOO HOO!Copy !req
89. HA HA!Copy !req
90. PIZZA FACE!Copy !req
91. YEAH! HA HA!
HA HA!Copy !req
92. Alex, narrating:
THAT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME
STEVIE MESSED ME UP.Copy !req
93. LET ME SHOW YOU.Copy !req
94. FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.Copy !req
95. OH, LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
96. HE'S SMILING AT YOU.Copy !req
97. UHHH... MMM...Copy !req
98. OF MY ENTIRE LIFE...Copy !req
99. COME ON.
DO IT. SHOOT.Copy !req
100. I EVER MADE.Copy !req
101. OH, STEVIE.Copy !req
102. WELL, YOU WOULD'VECopy !req
103. IF DAD HADN'T
MISSED THE SHOT.Copy !req
104. IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE...Copy !req
105. THAT'S PRETTY COOL, TOO.Copy !req
106. IT'S JUST THAT STEVIE
ALWAYS TAKES CENTER STAGE...Copy !req
107. AND I CAN'T HELP FEELING...Copy !req
108. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
109. HE'S WRECKIN' MY LIFE!Copy !req
110. TOMORROW, RIGHT?Copy !req
111. YEAH.Copy !req
112. OOH! ALEX,
WHATEVER YOU'RE USING
IN YOUR HAIR...Copy !req
113. SMELLS KINDA CHEESY.Copy !req
114. OH. THANKS, MOM.
YEAH.Copy !req
115. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE?Copy !req
116. WE'RE IN HERE
EATING GUACAMOLE,Copy !req
117. AND STEVIE ISN'T
HERE TO HOG IT.Copy !req
118. TEND TO LIVE, ANYWAY?Copy !req
119. I KNEW IT! STEVIE,Copy !req
120. YOU NEVER, EVER TOUCH?Copy !req
121. YOUR SKATES,
YOUR BIKE, AND
YOUR COIN COLLECTION.Copy !req
122. PUNISHMENT RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
123. BETTER STOP.
GONNA YELL.Copy !req
124. NO, NO... NO YELLING,
STEVIE. JUST SIT DOWN,
OK? SIT DOWN.Copy !req
125. I'M ONLY
GONNA SAY THIS ONCE,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
126. MY ROOM IS MY ROOM,
AND MY STUFF IS MY STUFF,Copy !req
127. UNLESS I SAY. OK?Copy !req
128. I HAVE A LIFE,Copy !req
129. AND WHEN YOU GROW UP,
YOU CAN GET ONE,Copy !req
130. BUT UNTIL THEN,
YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE KID.Copy !req
131. ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
132. AND YOU DON'T GET TO DO
EVERYTHING I GET TO DO.Copy !req
133. YOU GOT IT?Copy !req
134. OW! DAD! ALEX
IS HURTING ME!
STEVIE!Copy !req
135. ALEX! BACK OFF
YOUR BROTHER. NOW!Copy !req
136. DAD... I DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
137. THAT'S IT. YOU ARE BARRED
FROM THIS ROOM FOR 2 WEEKS.
BANNED.Copy !req
138. GO!Copy !req
139. GET OUT.Copy !req
140. GET OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
141. AAAHHH!Copy !req
142. AAAHHH!Copy !req
143. AAAHHH!Copy !req
144. Out.Copy !req
145. 2 weeks.Copy !req
146. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
147. COME ON.Copy !req
148. AAAHHH!Copy !req
149. AAAHHH!Copy !req
150. AAAHH!Copy !req
151. AAAHHH!Copy !req
152. AAAHHH!Copy !req
153. AAAHHH!Copy !req
154. YAAAHHH!
AAAHH!Copy !req
155. HA HA!
AAH!Copy !req
156. HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
157. AAAHH! DON'T!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
158. OH, HEY, ALEX,Copy !req
159. FOR YOUR GAME TODAY.Copy !req
160. GREAT. YOU'LL MISS
MY BEST BENCH WARMING.Copy !req
161. FIRST QUARTER,
I'M IN THE ZONE.Copy !req
162. GO, RAIDER!Copy !req
163. HE YELLS MY NAME TODAY,
HE'S DEAD MEAT.Copy !req
164. HEY... YOU
ON YOUR SIDE.Copy !req
165. IS THAT SO BAD?Copy !req
166. IT IS WHEN HE YELLS,
"GO, ALEX, GO."Copy !req
167. TO FOOTBALL CAMP.Copy !req
168. YEAH, IF THEY'D
MAKE IT AFFORDABLE.Copy !req
169. MMM-UHH.Copy !req
170. SO, YOU GONNA YELL
MY NAME TODAY?Copy !req
171. NO...Copy !req
172. HEALTHY ANSWER. HERE.Copy !req
173. YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
WHEN YOU THROW. OK?Copy !req
174. ALL RIGHT,
THROW IT BACK.Copy !req
175. GO AHEAD.Copy !req
176. THROW IT BACK.Copy !req
177. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
178. WHY ARE YOU STANDIN'
BEHIND THE HAMPER?Copy !req
179. MY SKATES!Copy !req
180. I DIDN'T TOUCH 'EM!Copy !req
181. YOU'RE WEARIN' 'EM!Copy !req
182. NO!Copy !req
183. OHH! MOM,
HE'S HURTING ME!Copy !req
184. MOM! MOM!Copy !req
185. ON MY SKATES!Copy !req
186. MOM!Copy !req
187. MOM!Copy !req
188. ALEX, LAY OFF
YOUR BROTHER!Copy !req
189. MOM, HE GOT JELLY
ON MY SKATES.Copy !req
190. OHHH...Copy !req
191. OH, AND LISTEN.
NEXT WEEKEND,Copy !req
192. YOU HAVE TO BABY-SIT.Copy !req
193. NO! MOM, I'M GOIN'
TO THE MALL WITH JAMES!Copy !req
194. WELL, THEN TAKE
STEVIE WITH YOU.
NO ARGUMENTS.Copy !req
195. SO, YOU'VE MET
OUR NEW DOG—
GOOBLE GOBBLE.Copy !req
196. ON CONVERSATION.Copy !req
197. YEAH.
CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
198. ON YOUR BLADES.Copy !req
199. NO. NO.Copy !req
200. GOT JELLY ON MY BLADES.Copy !req
201. STEVIE'S 10 YEARS OLD,
AND HE RULES THE HOUSE.Copy !req
202. NOT TOO GOOD.Copy !req
203. NOT TOO GOOD?
JAMES, IT'S HORRIBLE.
OK?Copy !req
204. ALL HE HAS TO DO
IS MAKE A SAD FACE,
AND BAM-O,Copy !req
205. IT'S AN INSTANT CRISIS.
"ALEX, SHARE THAT
WITH STEVIE."Copy !req
206. "ALEX, DON'T DO THAT
'CAUSE STEVIE'LL WANT
TO TRY IT, TOO."Copy !req
207. TO BE AN ONLY CHILD?Copy !req
208. ALEX, WHAT ABOUT THAT TIMECopy !req
209. 'CAUSE YOU HEARD SOME KID
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS STEVIE?Copy !req
210. SO?Copy !req
211. SO... YOU BASICALLY
CARE ABOUT HIM A LOT.Copy !req
212. JAMES... I'M TRYIN'
TO TRASH MY BROTHER HERE.Copy !req
213. OK?Copy !req
214. RIGHT. SORRY.Copy !req
215. ISN'T ANYBODY
GONNA FIX THIS GATE?Copy !req
216. GO, RAIDERS, GO!Copy !req
217. GO, RAIDERS, GO!Copy !req
218. HIKE!Copy !req
219. TOUCHDOWN!Copy !req
220. GO, RAIDERS, GO!Copy !req
221. YOU'RE ALEX. RIGHT?Copy !req
222. YEAH. YEAH.Copy !req
223. THAT... IS SO SAD.Copy !req
224. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
225. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
226. BENCH WARMER.Copy !req
227. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
228. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
229. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
230. GO, ALEX, GO!
HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
231. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
232. LANSING!Copy !req
233. TO MY RIGHT.Copy !req
234. OPEN YOUR EYES,
TURKEY BOY.Copy !req
235. THE BALL'S
COMIN' TO YOU.Copy !req
236. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
237. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
238. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
239. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
240. AH, HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
241. HI. SORRY.Copy !req
242. GO, ALEX...Copy !req
243. GO, ALEX, GO!Copy !req
244. COME ON, GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
245. ALL RIGHT, TEAM!Copy !req
246. COME ON, ALEX! GO!Copy !req
247. YEAH!Copy !req
248. YEAH!Copy !req
249. READY...Copy !req
250. HUT!Copy !req
251. AAH! OOH!Copy !req
252. AAAHH!Copy !req
253. OHH!Copy !req
254. OFFSIDES!Copy !req
255. SO YOU HAD
A BAD GAME.Copy !req
256. STOP MOPING.Copy !req
257. I'VE GOT THIS GREAT IDEACopy !req
258. INVENTORS. YOU DO EDISON,
AND I'LL DO TESLA.Copy !req
259. WHO INVENTED THOSE POWER BEAMS?Copy !req
260. HERE, FIONA.Copy !req
261. ABOUT... LAST WEEKEND.
I HOPE I DIDN'T HURT YOU.Copy !req
262. OH, RIGHT,
LIKE YOU COULD.Copy !req
263. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
YOU REALLY LIKE SOMEBODY,Copy !req
264. AND THEY DON'T EVEN
KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE.Copy !req
265. I CAN RELATE.Copy !req
266. BUT... YOU GOTTACopy !req
267. AND MOVE ON.Copy !req
268. OOH. LUNCH
WOULD BE A START,
DON'T YOU THINK?Copy !req
269. HEY, MAN,
THE NO-WHINING SECTION.Copy !req
270. ALEX, WILL YOU
GET OVER YOURSELF?Copy !req
271. IS NOT PATHETIC. OK?Copy !req
272. THAT IS PATHETIC.Copy !req
273. YUUUHHH!Copy !req
274. HA HA HA!
HA HA!
YUUUHHH!Copy !req
275. GARY'S LIFE
IS PERFECT. OK?Copy !req
276. HE'S ALL-CITY
IN EVERY SPORT,Copy !req
277. HIS GIRLFRIEND FIONA'S
A MAJOR GODDESS,Copy !req
278. AND HE DOESN'T HAVE
A LITTLE BROTHER.Copy !req
279. GET HER SOME MAROON, MAN.Copy !req
280. NO, JAMES.
THAT'S NOT FAIR
TO THE OTHER MAROONS.Copy !req
281. OK. ENOUGH MISERY.Copy !req
282. DO YA... WANT
ON SATURDAY?Copy !req
283. IN THE SQUARE.Copy !req
284. I... CAN'T WAIT
TO SHOW YOU.Copy !req
285. SORRY, I'M... GOIN'
TO COIN WORLD.Copy !req
286. WELL, HOW ABOUT
AFTER THAT?Copy !req
287. UH...Copy !req
288. THE TURKEY PEN.Copy !req
289. RIGHT. OK. LET'S SEE...Copy !req
290. TURKEY POOP.Copy !req
291. INTERESTING CHOICE.Copy !req
292. YOU KNOW...
I GIVE UP.Copy !req
293. BYE, JAMES.Copy !req
294. SEE YA.Copy !req
295. WHAT'S UP? YOU LOVE
SKATING WITH ABBY.Copy !req
296. I KNOW, BUT NOW
SHE WANTS ME TO...
GO SKATING WITH HER.Copy !req
297. SO... WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
298. NO PROBLEM. I JUST...Copy !req
299. WANT TO BE COOL...
LIKE GARY.Copy !req
300. YUUUHHH...
HA HA!
HA HA!Copy !req
301. 5 BUCKS WORTH
OF QUARTERS?Copy !req
302. YEP. IF I HAVE TO
BRING STEVIE TO THE MALL,Copy !req
303. HOW TO NEUTRALIZE HIM.Copy !req
304. HEY!Copy !req
305. OOP!Copy !req
306. OHHH...
YOU OK?Copy !req
307. YEAH! THANKS.Copy !req
308. SLIPPED ON SOMETHIN'.Copy !req
309. AHA!Copy !req
310. FRENCH FRIES.Copy !req
311. OF THESE LITTLE MONSTERS.Copy !req
312. EAT THESE THINGS?Copy !req
313. IF THEY DON'T CLOG UP
YOUR ARTERIES, THEY FIND
ANOTHER WAY TO TAKE YOU OUT.Copy !req
314. YOU OK, KID?
I COULD'VE SQUASHED YOU.Copy !req
315. YEAH, I'M GOOD.Copy !req
316. GOOD.Copy !req
317. WELL, UH...Copy !req
318. WHAT'S THE STANDARD REWARD
FOR A GOOD DEED THESE DAYS?Copy !req
319. YOU GET TO BE ON TV?Copy !req
320. RIGHT.Copy !req
321. HEY, LARRY.Copy !req
322. HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
323. I SEE YOU'VE MET
MY BROTHER STEVIE.Copy !req
324. YEAH,
WE JUST MET.Copy !req
325. TO THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
326. YOU'RE LUCKY, ALEX.
LITTLE KID.Copy !req
327. SO, HELP ME
WITH THIS STUFF,Copy !req
328. AND I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS
OF ROMANS.Copy !req
329. ALL RIGHT!
YEAH!Copy !req
330. OK...Copy !req
331. OK, YOU SEE
THIS BENCH?Copy !req
332. WHERE YOU'RE GONNA SIT
AND EAT YOUR FRIES.Copy !req
333. OK? DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT MOVIN'.Copy !req
334. I'M GONNA GO IN THERE.
I'LL BE OUT
IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES,Copy !req
335. AND WE'LL GO TO THE ARCADE.
ALL RIGHT? TAKE THIS.Copy !req
336. IN YOUR POCKET.Copy !req
337. WANT A FRENCH FRY?Copy !req
338. PROBABLY NOT.Copy !req
339. RIGHT.Copy !req
340. SO, KID... I CAN'T
GET YOU ON TV,Copy !req
341. BUT, UM...Copy !req
342. HOW 'BOUT THIS?Copy !req
343. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
344. WELL, IT'S
A TRICKY LITTLE COIN...Copy !req
345. AND IT'S GOOD
FOR ONE WISH.Copy !req
346. IS IT?Copy !req
347. WELL, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
ANYWAY...Copy !req
348. BE VERY CAREFUL WITH IT.Copy !req
349. DO SOMETHING...Copy !req
350. WELL, I DON'T KNOW...Copy !req
351. WITH IT.Copy !req
352. HEY! HEY!Copy !req
353. PUT THAT DOWN.Copy !req
354. GET OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
355. GIT! GIT! GIT!Copy !req
356. ALL RIGHT,
I'M GETTIN' TOO OLD
FOR THIS.Copy !req
357. THAT ONE'S A MINT.Copy !req
358. SURE?
OH, YEAH.Copy !req
359. Larry, echoing:
DO SOMETHING BIG WITH IT.Copy !req
360. HEY,
CHECK OUT ZEUS.Copy !req
361. IN A DRESS.Copy !req
362. WRAP IT UP, GUYS.Copy !req
363. I GOTTA CLOSE.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
364. WAIT. CLOSE. WHAT—
WHAT TIME IS IT,
LARRY?Copy !req
365. JUST ABOUT 6:00,Copy !req
366. AND I'VE GOTTA GET
OFF MY FEET.Copy !req
367. 6:00?Copy !req
368. STEVIE.Copy !req
369. JAMES, I GOTTA GO.Copy !req
370. COME ON, STEVIE.Copy !req
371. STEVIE?Copy !req
372. STEVIE!Copy !req
373. STEVIE!Copy !req
374. STEVIE!Copy !req
375. STEVIE!Copy !req
376. STEVIE.Copy !req
377. STEVIE!Copy !req
378. EXCUSE ME.
CAN YOU CALL MY MOM?Copy !req
379. STEVIE!Copy !req
380. STEVIE!Copy !req
381. YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR A MONTH.Copy !req
382. WHAT?Copy !req
383. NO MORE COIN WORLD.Copy !req
384. AFTER SCHOOL.Copy !req
385. AND WE'RE TAKIN' AWAY
YOUR SKATES.Copy !req
386. YOU'RE GETTING OFF
LIGHT, MY FRIEND.Copy !req
387. DEPARTMENT.Copy !req
388. WELL, STEVIE DIDN'T
HAVE TO RAT ME OUT.Copy !req
389. I MEA—LOOK, I TOLD HIM
TO WAIT ON THE BENCH,
OK?Copy !req
390. OH, SO THIS IS
ALL STEVIE'S FAULT.Copy !req
391. HE'S 10 YEARS OLD,
ALEX.Copy !req
392. AND SCARED.Copy !req
393. I WASN'T SCARED.Copy !req
394. HE KNOWS HE SHOULDN'T
HAVE RUN OFF,Copy !req
395. AND HE'S BEING
PUNISHED, TOO.Copy !req
396. OH, NO TV FOR A DAY?
YEAH, BIG DEAL, DAD.Copy !req
397. WE'RE RUNNING LATE.
BEDTIME, STEVIE.Copy !req
398. ALEX, TOO.Copy !req
399. WHAT?
IT'S 8:30.Copy !req
400. 8:25
BY MY WATCH.Copy !req
401. AND TOMORROW MORNING,
YOU START GARAGE CLEANUP.Copy !req
402. WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUIN
MY ENTIRE LIFE?Copy !req
403. "DEAR, ALEX..."Copy !req
404. "SORRY. HERE'S A COIN
THE GUY IN THE MALL GAVE ME.Copy !req
405. "YOU CAN MAKE ONE WISH.Copy !req
406. STEVIE."Copy !req
407. ONE WISH.Copy !req
408. RIGHT.Copy !req
409. RIGHT NOW, I WISH
I DIDN'T HAVE
A LITTLE BROTHER.Copy !req
410. Radio announcer:
SO GET YOURSELF OUT OF BED.Copy !req
411. OHHH... GREAT.
NOW I HAVE AN ALARM CLOCK.Copy !req
412. PART OF MY PUNISHMENT.Copy !req
413. OH, THAT TURKEY STINKS.Copy !req
414. AAAHHH!Copy !req
415. "ALEX LANSING,
PLAYER OF THE YEAR."Copy !req
416. DOUBLE EAGLES.Copy !req
417. OK.Copy !req
418. OK, I GET IT.Copy !req
419. WALL STREET JOURNAL.Copy !req
420. OK. OK, I KNOW
WHAT'S GOIN' ON.Copy !req
421. FUNNY GOOD ONE.Copy !req
422. YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN
IN MY SLEEPING BAG?Copy !req
423. BUT THIS IS BETTER.
STEVIE'S IDEA,
RIGHT?Copy !req
424. WHO'S STEVIE?Copy !req
425. TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
426. ALL RIGHT, LET'S START
I HAVE IN MY ROOM.Copy !req
427. IGGY? HOW'S HE DOIN'
THIS MORNIN'?Copy !req
428. THE HOUSE IS BLUE?Copy !req
429. MM-HMM,
SINCE LAST MONTH.
YOU JUST NOTICED?Copy !req
430. GOTTA RUN.
SEE YOU AT THE GAME.Copy !req
431. DON'T RUSH THAT PASS.
TAKE YOUR TIME.
REMEMBER,Copy !req
432. YOU'VE GOT OPTIONS.Copy !req
433. CAN SCORE, TOO,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
434. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
435. HOLD ON A SECOND, MOM.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?Copy !req
436. WE'RE GOING TO WORK,
YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL.Copy !req
437. NO, NO, NO.
WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
438. WHAT... IS GOING ON?Copy !req
439. ASK YOU THAT.Copy !req
440. EVERYTHING'S
DIFFERENT.
WE HAVE A DOG.Copy !req
441. COIN COLLECTION.Copy !req
442. MY ROOM'S DIFFERENT.Copy !req
443. I'M DIFFERENT.Copy !req
444. THIS HAIRCUT?Copy !req
445. YEAH, I DON'T
LIKE IT, EITHER.Copy !req
446. IT WAS YOUR IDEA.Copy !req
447. SO, IS STEVIE
DIFFERENT?Copy !req
448. WHO'S THIS STEVIE?Copy !req
449. DAD... PLEASE DON'T
DO THIS RIGHT NOW, OK?Copy !req
450. DO WHAT?Copy !req
451. ALEX? YOU OK?Copy !req
452. WELL, HE DOESN'T
HAVE A FEVER.Copy !req
453. NO. NO. BUT, GUYS,
A LITTLE BROTHER.Copy !req
454. OK, WHERE IS HE?
WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
455. ALEX... ARE YOU...Copy !req
456. LONELY?Copy !req
457. WHAT?Copy !req
458. DO YOU... wish...Copy !req
459. you had a brother?Copy !req
460. MOM... W-WHAT
DO YOU MEAN,Copy !req
461. OH, MAN.Copy !req
462. OH, MAN, THAT COIN.Copy !req
463. HONEY!Copy !req
464. EARTH TO ALEX.Copy !req
465. OH, MAN.Copy !req
466. COMING UP VERY SOON,
IN JUST A MINUTE,
IN FACT,Copy !req
467. HIT TV SHOW.Copy !req
468. IT'S CALLED WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
469. McCORMACK.Copy !req
470. WHERE'S THAT COIN?
I PUT IT RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
471. IT SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
472. NO WAY.Copy !req
473. NO WAY... BECAUSE...Copy !req
474. I MADE A WISH.Copy !req
475. AND IT WORKED.Copy !req
476. THERE'S NO STEVIE.Copy !req
477. Woman on tv:
HERE HE IS.Copy !req
478. ALEX!Copy !req
479. WELCOME.Copy !req
480. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
481. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
482. WE'RE TALKING WITH
McCORMICK,
THE STAR OF THE...Copy !req
483. STEVIE?Copy !req
484. WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
485. SO. WHAT'SCopy !req
486. WORKING ON WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
487. UM, PROBABLY HANGIN' OUT
WITH PETER MICHAEL MOORE.Copy !req
488. HE'S REALLY THE BROTHER
THAT I NEVER HAD.Copy !req
489. ALEX, WHY ARE YOU HANGING
ONTO THE TELEVISION?Copy !req
490. IT'S STEVIE.Copy !req
491. YEAH,
McCORMACK.Copy !req
492. HE'S SO CUTE.
YEAH.
NO. IT'S—Copy !req
493. IT'S NOT
TERRENCE SOMEBODY.
IT'S STEVIE.Copy !req
494. OK, LOOK. UM, HONEY,
HAVE TO GO.Copy !req
495. ARE YOU OK?Copy !req
496. STEVIE! HE'S ON...
THE TELEVISION.Copy !req
497. EVERY WEEK.
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU LIKED THAT SHOW.Copy !req
498. WHAT... SHOW?Copy !req
499. WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
500. HE'S ON... THE TELEVISION!Copy !req
501. ALEX,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
502. IT'S STEVIE!
RIGHT, FROM
THE TV SHOW.Copy !req
503. WHAT... TV SHOW?Copy !req
504. WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
505. HE'S ON...
THE TELEVISION!Copy !req
506. HONEY, UH,
WHAT'S THE JOKE?Copy !req
507. I'M A LITTLE DENSE
THIS MORNING.
ME, TOO.Copy !req
508. DON'T KNOW HIM?Copy !req
509. WELL, PERSONALLY,
HIS ACCOUNTANT.Copy !req
510. YEAH. THAT'S
A LUCKY LITTLE KID.Copy !req
511. WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
512. THAT'S A LUCKY KID.Copy !req
513. THAT'S A WAY LUCKY KID.Copy !req
514. KID'S LIFE IS AWESOME.Copy !req
515. GOTTA RUN.Copy !req
516. SEE YOU AT THE GAME,
BLING.Copy !req
517. BLING?
OH...Copy !req
518. I PUT GAS
IN THE VIPER.
OH.Copy !req
519. THANKS.Copy !req
520. HEY, BLING...
IF YOU HURRY,
I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE.Copy !req
521. I'LL BE OUTSIDE
IN THE CAR.Copy !req
522. HEY, CHAMP.Copy !req
523. I MADE YOU A STAR.Copy !req
524. YOU'RE, LIKE...
RICH AND FAMOUS,
AND...Copy !req
525. AND I'M...Copy !req
526. I'M AN ONLY CHILD.Copy !req
527. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
I DON'T HAVECopy !req
528. RUINING MY LIFE.
THIS IS...Copy !req
529. WE HAVE A VIPER?Copy !req
530. HEY, WHAT'S UP,
BLING?Copy !req
531. GO, BLINGER.Copy !req
532. HEY, IT'S BLING.
YOU THE MAN!Copy !req
533. HEY.Copy !req
534. HI, ALEX.Copy !req
535. HI, ALEX.Copy !req
536. HEY.Copy !req
537. 400 YARDS TODAY.
OK, BLING?Copy !req
538. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
539. ALEX.Copy !req
540. HELLO!Copy !req
541. DIDN'T YOU
EVEN SEE ME?Copy !req
542. BY THE FOUNTAIN.Copy !req
543. UH...
DUDE!Copy !req
544. GARY, I DIDN'T TALK
TO HER, OK?Copy !req
545. I WAS JUST STANDING HERE.Copy !req
546. SO?Copy !req
547. ARE WE, LIKE...
BREAKING UP?Copy !req
548. BE SO NOT ME, BEING
DUMPED BY MY BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
549. BOYFRIEND...Copy !req
550. ME.Copy !req
551. HA!Copy !req
552. I GOT YA!Copy !req
553. HA HA HA!
THAT'S IT.Copy !req
554. YOU SCARED ME.Copy !req
555. TODAY, BLING?Copy !req
556. YEAH!
WE'RE GONNA
MAKE 'EM SORRYCopy !req
557. THEY GOT ON THE BUS.Copy !req
558. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
559. "BLING"?Copy !req
560. LIKE IN BLING-BLING?Copy !req
561. DUDE,
THE PARTY STILL ON,
YOUR PLACE?Copy !req
562. PARTY.Copy !req
563. HELLO?Copy !req
564. AFTER THE GAME!Copy !req
565. AT MY PLACE. UM...Copy !req
566. YEAH. YEAH.
I MEAN, YEAH!Copy !req
567. YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!Copy !req
568. OHHH!Copy !req
569. LANSING. EAT GOOD
BEFORE THE GAME, EH?Copy !req
570. LOTS OF CARBS.Copy !req
571. OK.Copy !req
572. WE'RE READY
TO PLAY, COACH.Copy !req
573. DUDE! DUDE!
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!Copy !req
574. UM... I'LL MEET UP
WITH YOU LATER. OK?Copy !req
575. OK. OK.
FIONA'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
576. YES. AND THE JOCKS
LIKE YOU.Copy !req
577. IN YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
578. HEY. DRAMA CLUB...Copy !req
579. I'M TRYIN' OUT.Copy !req
580. HEY, ABBS.Copy !req
581. WHAT...
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
582. UM...Copy !req
583. SITTING DOWN.Copy !req
584. HERE?Copy !req
585. YOUR SEAT. HELLO!Copy !req
586. I KNOW.
I WAS JUST, UM...Copy !req
587. SAYING HI TO ABBY.Copy !req
588. WHY?
WHY?Copy !req
589. MR. LANSING,Copy !req
590. SO WE CAN BEGIN?Copy !req
591. YEAH.Copy !req
592. RIGHT.Copy !req
593. NOT THAT SEAT,
EITHER.
I KNEW THAT.Copy !req
594. BRAVO.Copy !req
595. YEAH, BRAVO!Copy !req
596. OK. LAST WEEK'S ESSAYS.Copy !req
597. B+. THAT'S SWEET.Copy !req
598. GETS A B+.Copy !req
599. WHAT?Copy !req
600. OH, NEVER MIND.
YOU KNOW,Copy !req
601. PART OF GOIN' TO SCHOOL
IS FIGURIN' OUT
THAT LIFE ISN'T FAIR.Copy !req
602. GREAT GAME LAST FRIDAY,
BY THE WAY.Copy !req
603. THANKS.Copy !req
604. OK, CLASS.Copy !req
605. LET'S REVIEW WHATCopy !req
606. PREPOSITIONAL PHRASE.Copy !req
607. YAY, RAIDER MEN!Copy !req
608. HOW DO WE WANT IT?
HOW DO WE WANT IT?Copy !req
609. GO, TEAM, GO!Copy !req
610. OK. AS USUAL,
THROUGH ALEX.Copy !req
611. WHAT?Copy !req
612. WHAT A...Copy !req
613. WHAT A... GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
614. OK, COME ON!
LET'S DO IT!Copy !req
615. COME ON,
HUDDLE UP THERE!
COME ON!Copy !req
616. HERE WE GO, GUYS.
OK!Copy !req
617. 1, 2, 3! RAIDERS!Copy !req
618. COME ON, GUYS!
CLEAR IT OUT!Copy !req
619. LET'S TAKE IT
TO 'EM!Copy !req
620. GARY. HEY, UM...Copy !req
621. YOU PLAY, RIGHT?Copy !req
622. YEAH?Copy !req
623. OK. SO...Copy !req
624. I PLAY, RIGHT?Copy !req
625. YEAH.Copy !req
626. GARY... WHAT POSITION
DO I PLAY?Copy !req
627. QUARTERBACK.Copy !req
628. QUARTERBACK.Copy !req
629. OH, THIS'LL BE GOOD.Copy !req
630. COME ON!Copy !req
631. OK, GUYS.Copy !req
632. QUICKER FLY,
ON 2, YEAH?Copy !req
633. YEAH!Copy !req
634. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
635. 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
636. BREAK!Copy !req
637. GARY, THE BALL'S
COMING TO YOU, OK?Copy !req
638. ALL RIGHT.
RIGHT.Copy !req
639. BLUE, 62...Copy !req
640. DOWN.Copy !req
641. SET.Copy !req
642. HUT. HUT.Copy !req
643. UHH!Copy !req
644. DAVE, SOMETHING ODD
IS GOING ON WITH ALEX.Copy !req
645. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
646. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?Copy !req
647. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ROLL
WITH THE POCKET.Copy !req
648. HEY, BUD.Copy !req
649. DON'T LET THAT BIG GUY
PSYCH YOU OUT.Copy !req
650. WHAT?Copy !req
651. THAT BIG KID IN CAMP?Copy !req
652. CAMP?Copy !req
653. FOOTBALL CAMP,
5 YEARS AGO.Copy !req
654. HE HAD YOUR NUMBER,Copy !req
655. TO HANDLE HIM. REMEMBER?Copy !req
656. I WENT TO CAMP.Copy !req
657. AND EVERY YEAR SINCE,Copy !req
658. MORE WAYS TO BEAT 'EM.Copy !req
659. RIGHT, 'CAUSE
WE CAN AFFORD THAT.Copy !req
660. HUH?Copy !req
661. I'M AN ONLY CHILD?Copy !req
662. YEAH.Copy !req
663. YOU'RE THE MAN.Copy !req
664. OUR ONE AND ONLY.Copy !req
665. HEY, LANSING!Copy !req
666. OTHER UNIVERSE YOU WERE IN?Copy !req
667. COME ON!Copy !req
668. BREAK!Copy !req
669. SET.Copy !req
670. COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON—Copy !req
671. HUT.Copy !req
672. SET.Copy !req
673. HA HA!Copy !req
674. HUT!Copy !req
675. YEAH! WHOO!Copy !req
676. WHOO!Copy !req
677. GO, BLING, GO!Copy !req
678. HEY, GOOD PARTY.Copy !req
679. THANKS.Copy !req
680. BLING, YOU ROCK!Copy !req
681. AH...Copy !req
682. MY MOM'S
FAVORITE MAGAZINE.Copy !req
683. DAD, DAD, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING DOWN HERE?Copy !req
684. SORRY. I LEFT
MY EARPLUGS IN THE CAR.Copy !req
685. WHAT?Copy !req
686. ALEX!Copy !req
687. SO, WHAT WAS THE MATTER
OF THE GAME ANYWAY?Copy !req
688. TOTALLY CLUELESS.Copy !req
689. I KNOW. IT'S 'CAUSE
I'M ACTUALLY FROM
AN ALTERNATE REALITY.Copy !req
690. BEFORE THE GAME TODAY,
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
POSITION I PLAYED.Copy !req
691. WELL, THAT'S
WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.Copy !req
692. DON'T LET IT
HAPPEN AGAIN, OK?Copy !req
693. YEAH, YEAH,
NO PROBLEM. I, UH—Copy !req
694. HEY, YOU WANT TO GO
ROLLER BLADING TOMORROW?Copy !req
695. ROLLER BLADING? HELLO?Copy !req
696. FIRST OFF, FREAKS
ROLLER BLADE, OK?Copy !req
697. AND SECOND OFF, WE'RE
OUR MATCHING T-SHIRTS.Copy !req
698. MATCHING T-SHIRTS?Copy !req
699. OH, BLING, YOU WON'T
BELIEVE IT, MAN.Copy !req
700. IS HERE. COME ON!Copy !req
701. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
702. HEY, ABBS.Copy !req
703. Party guests:
CHICKEN BOY! CHICKEN BOY!Copy !req
704. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.Copy !req
705. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
706. YOUR HONORS, BLING.Copy !req
707. CHICKEN BOY!
CHICKEN BOY!Copy !req
708. CHICKEN BOY! CHICKEN BOY!
CHICKEN BOY!Copy !req
709. JAMES.Copy !req
710. CHICKEN BOY!Copy !req
711. OH, FORGET IT.
I'LL DO IT.Copy !req
712. HEY, JAMES! WAIT!Copy !req
713. JAMES!Copy !req
714. JAMES!Copy !req
715. HE'S RICH,
HE'S FAMOUS,Copy !req
716. AND HE'S ALL
OVER THE PLACE.Copy !req
717. JAMES.Copy !req
718. HEY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.Copy !req
719. ALL RIGHT, MAN.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
720. WHAT? YOU'RE NOT
DONE WITH ME YET?Copy !req
721. NO, I...Copy !req
722. I CAME BY TO APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
723. DON'T EVEN BOTHER,
SUPERJOCK.Copy !req
724. HEY, HEY!
HEY, HEY, HEY!Copy !req
725. THIS COLLECTION YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO BELIEVE, MAN.Copy !req
726. OF PRE-1700's.Copy !req
727. PRE WHAT?Copy !req
728. COINS.Copy !req
729. TO SHOW ME THIS BECAUSE?Copy !req
730. I—
ALEX!Copy !req
731. TALKING TO ABBY RICHARDSON.Copy !req
732. AT THE PARTY?Copy !req
733. UH, I SAID HI?Copy !req
734. TALKING TO...Copy !req
735. JAMES COOPER.Copy !req
736. THANK YOU.Copy !req
737. WHAT IS GOING ON, ALEX?Copy !req
738. WHAT?Copy !req
739. THIS MAKES ME LOOK?Copy !req
740. HOW?Copy !req
741. GIVE ME AN "L,"
GIVE ME ON "O,"
GIVE ME AN S-S-E-R-S.Copy !req
742. WHAT'S IT SPELL?Copy !req
743. LOSERS?Copy !req
744. THANK YOU.Copy !req
745. NOT JUST LOSERS,Copy !req
746. MASSIVE, EL GRANDE,Copy !req
747. MEGA-LOSERS.Copy !req
748. NO OFFENSE.Copy !req
749. YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
750. I HAVE AN IMAGE TO UPHOLD.Copy !req
751. ARE YOU, LIKE,
GOING WEIRD OR ANYTHING?Copy !req
752. HAVING A WEIRD BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
753. RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
754. HEY, ABBS.
MIND IF I JOIN YOU?Copy !req
755. YOU? YOU WANT
TO SIT WITH US?Copy !req
756. YEAH.Copy !req
757. STOP. HALT.Copy !req
758. OF JOCK JOKE?Copy !req
759. WHAT?Copy !req
760. NO.Copy !req
761. NO, ABBS, JUSTCopy !req
762. FIRST OF ALL,Copy !req
763. IF YOU CALL ME "ABBS"
ONE MORE TIME,Copy !req
764. YOU WILL REGRET IT.Copy !req
765. AND SECOND,Copy !req
766. GO AWAY.Copy !req
767. LOOK,I—I KNOW
I'M DIFFERENT, BUT...Copy !req
768. ABBS, IF YOU JUSTCopy !req
769. GOT MILK?Copy !req
770. COME IN.Copy !req
771. YO, BLING.
WHAT UP?Copy !req
772. WHAT DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
773. COME ON. I'M HIP.Copy !req
774. RIGHT?Copy !req
775. I CAN TALK THE LINE.Copy !req
776. RIGHT.Copy !req
777. YOU, UH,Copy !req
778. THE OLD COLLECTION, HUH?Copy !req
779. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
780. YOU HAVEN'T
SINCE FOREVER.Copy !req
781. REALLY? I FORGOT
HOW AWESOME IT IS.Copy !req
782. NOT THAT MANY ANCIENTS.Copy !req
783. OR ANYTHING,Copy !req
784. BUT IT'S STILL AWESOME.Copy !req
785. AWESOME INVESTMENT, TOO.Copy !req
786. OLD GUYS, HUH?Copy !req
787. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
788. ALEX,Copy !req
789. YOU'VE SEEMED
KIND OF...Copy !req
790. DISTRACTED LATELY.Copy !req
791. IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG?Copy !req
792. NO, NO.Copy !req
793. I'M KIND OF TIRED THOUGH.
I SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP.Copy !req
794. OK.Copy !req
795. WELL, SEE YOU
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
796. OK.Copy !req
797. A BROTHER FOR LIFE.Copy !req
798. YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER,
AND I GOT TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU.Copy !req
799. MAKE A YOUNG BOY'S
WISH COME TRUE.Copy !req
800. NEVER BE THE SAME.Copy !req
801. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT,
McSTEVIE.Copy !req
802. THANK YOU.Copy !req
803. HEY, ABBS.Copy !req
804. ABBY.Copy !req
805. EXCUSE ME.
I'M BUSY HERE, OK?Copy !req
806. THANK YOU, SIR.
HOPE YOU WIN.Copy !req
807. A LITTLE LUCK.Copy !req
808. LARRY! HEY!Copy !req
809. YEAH. DO I KNOW YOU?Copy !req
810. YEAH. YEAH, IT'S ME.
ALEX LANSING.Copy !req
811. A LOT.Copy !req
812. UH, WELL, I GUESS
I DON'T ANYMORE.Copy !req
813. ANYWAYS,
WHAT—WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
814. OH, THIS?Copy !req
815. A COUPLE THINGS.Copy !req
816. RIGHT. NO STEVIE.Copy !req
817. WHO?Copy !req
818. NOTHING. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
819. YEAH. WELL, I WANTED
TO RETIRE AND GET OFF MY FEET.Copy !req
820. I GUESS I GOT THAT WISH.Copy !req
821. ANYWAY, MY MAN,Copy !req
822. FOR FRENCH FRIES.Copy !req
823. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
824. OH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.Copy !req
825. A RAFFLE TICKET?Copy !req
826. FOOD FOR THE HOMELESS.Copy !req
827. YOU COULD WIN A FREEZER!Copy !req
828. I'LL TAKE 3.Copy !req
829. FILL OUT THE STUB.Copy !req
830. SO, ABBS—Copy !req
831. ABBY. I'M SORRY.
I'M—ABBY.Copy !req
832. UM...Copy !req
833. SO YOU SKATE?Copy !req
834. YEAH.Copy !req
835. SO, DO YOU MAYBE WANT
TO GO SKATING SOMETIME?Copy !req
836. IN THE PARK.Copy !req
837. A BET OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
838. DO YOU THINK I AM?Copy !req
839. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?Copy !req
840. YEAH.Copy !req
841. I THINK YOU'RE THE KIND OFCopy !req
842. POP-STAR-CHEERLEADER-GIRLFRIEND,Copy !req
843. SHE'S MEANER THAN A SNAKE.Copy !req
844. REVOLVES AROUND YOU.Copy !req
845. AND?Copy !req
846. AND YOU'RE NOTCopy !req
847. THROW A LONG BOMB,Copy !req
848. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T
KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT.Copy !req
849. ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?Copy !req
850. YEAH, THAT PRETTY MUCH
COVERS IT, I GUESS.Copy !req
851. TALKING TO ME?Copy !req
852. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
853. YO, BLING!
HEADS UP!Copy !req
854. TOUCHDOWN! LANSING
CATCHES THE DEAD COW.Copy !req
855. IS SO TOAST.Copy !req
856. DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!Copy !req
857. DUDE DUDE DUDE.Copy !req
858. DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!Copy !req
859. COME ON! YEAH!Copy !req
860. FUNNY PANCAKES.Copy !req
861. HEY, BLING.Copy !req
862. BIG DAY TODAY.Copy !req
863. WHAT?Copy !req
864. ALEX, YOU HAVEN'T
EATEN ANYTHING THIS MORNING.Copy !req
865. NO, IT'S SATURDAY.Copy !req
866. IT'S SATURDAY.
DAD, AREN'T YOU GOING
TO MAKE FUNNY PANCAKES?Copy !req
867. WOW! I FORGOT
ALL ABOUT THOSE.Copy !req
868. GEE, ALEX,Copy !req
869. I HAVEN'T MADE
YOU WERE ABOUT 5.Copy !req
870. THERE'S, UH,
POP-UP WAFFLES IN THE FREEZER.Copy !req
871. YOU LOVE THOSE.Copy !req
872. POP-UP WAFFLES?Copy !req
873. GOING OUT THIS EARLY?Copy !req
874. YOUR MOM'S DRAGGING ME
SHE WORKS WITH.Copy !req
875. YOU KNOW, THE PARTNER'S
THING FOR THE FIRM.Copy !req
876. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S THE SAME DAY AS YOUR DEAL.Copy !req
877. WHAT?Copy !req
878. BUT IT'S A GREAT EXCUSE
TO SNEAK AWAY EARLY.Copy !req
879. WE'LL MEET YOU
AT SCHOOL AT 8:00.Copy !req
880. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
881. THE ATHLETIC AWARD.Copy !req
882. CIVIC PRIDE AWARDS.Copy !req
883. THE MALE ATHLETIC AWARD?
ALEX LANSING?Copy !req
884. TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
885. OH, NO! OH, NO!
HE FORGOT!Copy !req
886. THAT'S MY FAULT.Copy !req
887. I'M SORRY, ALEX.Copy !req
888. IT'S—IT'S—IT'S JUST BEEN
SO NUTS AT WORK.Copy !req
889. UH, YOUR SUIT IS READY,Copy !req
890. AND GARY'S FOLKS ARE
PICKING YOU UP AT 7:30.Copy !req
891. OH, AND HONEY,Copy !req
892. THERE'S A BOX OFCopy !req
893. IN THE ATTIC.Copy !req
894. IT SAYS, "GIVE AWAY."Copy !req
895. BRING IT DOWN FOR ME,
WILL YA?Copy !req
896. LATER, SUPERSTAR.Copy !req
897. OK.Copy !req
898. OF GUY I AM NOW,Copy !req
899. POP-UP WAFFLES.Copy !req
900. Woman on TV: AAH!Copy !req
901. WHAT?Copy !req
902. THESE HAND-ME-DOWNS.Copy !req
903. AAH!Copy !req
904. THANK YOU, MELODY.Copy !req
905. NOT LEAST,Copy !req
906. TO EXCELLENCE IN ATHLETICS.Copy !req
907. AND HE'S DONE IT
DEGREE OF SPORTSMANSHIP.Copy !req
908. I'M SPEAKINGCopy !req
909. GO, DUDE!Copy !req
910. WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!Copy !req
911. RIGHT. GO DUDE.Copy !req
912. THANK YOU.Copy !req
913. ALEX LANSING.Copy !req
914. COOL!Copy !req
915. STEVIE.Copy !req
916. I, UM...Copy !req
917. I DON'T REALLY
DESERVE THIS,Copy !req
918. BECAUSE, WELL...Copy !req
919. I'M NOT REALLY
THAT YOU SEE UP HERE.Copy !req
920. LIVES IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT...Copy !req
921. DIMENSION OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
922. HE'S A MAJOR LOSER.Copy !req
923. HE CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL.Copy !req
924. HE'S GOT A LITTLECopy !req
925. THINGS THAT WEREN'TCopy !req
926. AND MADE HIM DISAPPEAR.Copy !req
927. POOF.Copy !req
928. WOULDN'T IT BE WEIRD
COULD REALLY HAPPEN?Copy !req
929. OF COURSE,
THEY CAN'T.Copy !req
930. BUT WHAT IF THEY DID?Copy !req
931. I MEAN, WINNING AWARDS
IS GREAT AND ALL,Copy !req
932. BUT THERE'S...
OTHER STUFF.Copy !req
933. SO...Copy !req
934. WHAT YOU GOT,Copy !req
935. 'CAUSE SOMEDAY
IT MIGHT NOT BE THERE,Copy !req
936. AND YOU'RE
REALLY, REALLY...Copy !req
937. GOING TO MISS HIM.Copy !req
938. IT. IT.Copy !req
939. THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
940. THANKS.Copy !req
941. OK, IT WAS NOT
THANK-YOU SPEECH,Copy !req
942. IT WAS VERY...Copy !req
943. ORIGINAL.Copy !req
944. IT WAS WONDERFUL.Copy !req
945. YAY FOR ME.Copy !req
946. I KNOW WHAT'LL
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.Copy !req
947. A POP-UP WAFFLE.Copy !req
948. NO, NO, MOM, I DON'T WANT
A POP-UP WAFFLE, OK?Copy !req
949. I JUST WANT MY LIFE BACK.Copy !req
950. THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY.Copy !req
951. HE'S HERE...Copy !req
952. DOING A TV SHOW.Copy !req
953. ALEX,Copy !req
954. WE NEED TO TALK.Copy !req
955. THERE'S NO STEVIE.Copy !req
956. NO. TERENCE RUSSELL
McCORMACK, ACTOR.Copy !req
957. SEE?Copy !req
958. OH!Copy !req
959. OH!
AAH!Copy !req
960. UHH! SORRY.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
961. JAMES.Copy !req
962. OH, MAN.Copy !req
963. SUPERJOCK STRIKES AGAIN!Copy !req
964. DOING HERE ANYWAY?Copy !req
965. I, UM...Copy !req
966. I...Copy !req
967. McCORMACK.Copy !req
968. MY MOM'S
A BIG FAN, AND I...Copy !req
969. IF I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH.Copy !req
970. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
971. TAKING HIM SOME CHICKEN.
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?Copy !req
972. WHO?Copy !req
973. McTHING,
OR WHATEVER—THE KID.Copy !req
974. I'LL TAKE IT.Copy !req
975. WHAT? NO WAY!Copy !req
976. AW! REAL GOOD!Copy !req
977. I'M GOING TO GET FIRED.Copy !req
978. JAMES,Copy !req
979. THAT CHICKEN, OK?Copy !req
980. IT'S PERSONAL.Copy !req
981. I GOT TO GET THE MONEY.
THIS IS MY JOB.Copy !req
982. WHAT? I DON'T GET A TIP?Copy !req
983. IT'S ALL YOURS, MAN.Copy !req
984. I'LL NEED THE BIKE
AND UNIFORM BACK BY 5:00.Copy !req
985. OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO SMILE
WHEN YOU DELIVER THE CHICKEN.Copy !req
986. COMPANY PROTOCOL.Copy !req
987. WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.Copy !req
988. CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
989. YEAH, I HAVECopy !req
990. McCORMACK.Copy !req
991. JAMIE?Copy !req
992. THE KID ORDER CHICKEN?Copy !req
993. Jamie on walkie-talkie:
UH, ROGER, ROGER.Copy !req
994. ROGER.Copy !req
995. OK. THAT WAY.Copy !req
996. THANKS.Copy !req
997. SO THE KID JUST ASKS,
"YOU GOT ANY KIDS?"Copy !req
998. AND I SAY,"YEAH.
YEAH, I HAVE."Copy !req
999. HE SAYS, "WHAT SHOW
ARE THEY ON?"Copy !req
1000. IS THAT SAD OR WHAT?Copy !req
1001. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
1002. IT'S ALL
MY BROTHER'S FAULT.Copy !req
1003. MY ENTIRE REALITY.Copy !req
1004. I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS GOING TO WORK.Copy !req
1005. YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1006. THE SPECIAL SAUCE AGAIN?Copy !req
1007. NO—NO. NEVER MIND.
IT'S ALL THERE.Copy !req
1008. THIS CHICKEN'S DIRTY.Copy !req
1009. YOU—YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW ME?Copy !req
1010. OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
1011. YOU'RE...Copy !req
1012. YOU'RE
THE CHICKEN GUY.Copy !req
1013. YOU WAITING FOR?Copy !req
1014. OH, OK.Copy !req
1015. HERE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
1016. IT'S ME. ALEX.Copy !req
1017. OK.Copy !req
1018. "ME ALEX."Copy !req
1019. YOU CAN GO NOW.Copy !req
1020. WAIT.Copy !req
1021. WHAT SOUNDED BETTER?Copy !req
1022. "IT'S ALL
MY BROTHERS FAULT,"Copy !req
1023. OR "IT'S ALL MY
BROTHER'S FAULT?"Copy !req
1024. I'M NOT—Copy !req
1025. SIT DOWN A MINUTE.Copy !req
1026. BROCCOLI?Copy !req
1027. UH, NO, THANKS.Copy !req
1028. I DON'T LIKE 'EM EITHER.Copy !req
1029. THEY WON'T LET ME
HAVE COOKIES.Copy !req
1030. PICK A CARD, ANY CARD.
DON'T SHOW IT TO ME.Copy !req
1031. PUT IT BACK, ANYWHERE.
PUT IT BACK.Copy !req
1032. CAN I ASK
YOU A QUESTION?Copy !req
1033. IS THIS YOUR CARD?Copy !req
1034. UM, NO.Copy !req
1035. DO YOU—DO YOU
LIKE YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
1036. NO?Copy !req
1037. IT NEVER WORKS!
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!Copy !req
1038. YOUR FAMILY?Copy !req
1039. BUT OF COURSE.Copy !req
1040. SOMEPLACE IN ARIZONA.Copy !req
1041. I THINK HE'LL
BE PERFECT FOR THE PART.Copy !req
1042. I'LL CALL YOU BACK.Copy !req
1043. OH, AND WONDERFUL
BABY WRANGLER NAMED ZOE.Copy !req
1044. AH. WHO HASN'T HAD
ENOUGH ENERGY TODAY?Copy !req
1045. AND WHO HASN'T BEEN
SMILING ENOUGH?Copy !req
1046. SPARKLE, SPARKLE, SPARKLE.Copy !req
1047. SMILE, SMILE, SMILE.Copy !req
1048. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
1049. I'M HIS...Copy !req
1050. I'M THE CHICKEN GUY.Copy !req
1051. HUH.Copy !req
1052. OK, SWEETIE BOY,Copy !req
1053. THEY'RE ALMOST
READY FOR YOU.Copy !req
1054. OH, AND I JUST READ
A NEW SCRIPT FOR YOU.Copy !req
1055. THIS TIME YOU PLAY A REAL,
REGULAR, ORDINARY KID.Copy !req
1056. A REGULAR KID...Copy !req
1057. I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO THAT.Copy !req
1058. I COULD SHOW YOU.Copy !req
1059. COME BY MY HOUSE.Copy !req
1060. I COULD?
YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
1061. 1721 WYSTERIA DRIVE.
STOP BY ANYTIME.Copy !req
1062. TO L.A. TOMORROW.Copy !req
1063. YOU KNOW, YOU HAD
YOU WERE MY BROTHER.Copy !req
1064. YOUR BROTHER?Copy !req
1065. IN REAL LIFE.Copy !req
1066. HOW TO THROW A SPIRAL.Copy !req
1067. DRIVING ME CRAZY.Copy !req
1068. OF MY ROOM A LOT.Copy !req
1069. GAMES, YOU KNOW, LIKE
SLIME WARS, SEEFOOD.Copy !req
1070. THAT'S WHERE YOUCopy !req
1071. EVERYBODY WHAT YOU ATE.Copy !req
1072. SECURITY!Copy !req
1073. WAIT.Copy !req
1074. SECURITY!Copy !req
1075. THERE'SCopy !req
1076. I'M HIS BROTHER!Copy !req
1077. I WASN'T GONNA
HURT HIM, OK?Copy !req
1078. TALKING.Copy !req
1079. I KNOW.Copy !req
1080. ISN'T AS HAPPY
AS I THOUGHT.Copy !req
1081. HAPPY? POOR KID.Copy !req
1082. I WOULDN'T
WISH HIS LIFE ON A DOG.Copy !req
1083. GOOBLE GOBBLE.Copy !req
1084. HEY, WAIT!Copy !req
1085. HEY, WAIT! HEY!Copy !req
1086. STOP! HEY!Copy !req
1087. HMM?Copy !req
1088. STOP THE CAR!
STOP THE CAR!Copy !req
1089. PULL OVER!Copy !req
1090. HEY!Copy !req
1091. STEVIE—I MEAN,
TERENCE.Copy !req
1092. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?Copy !req
1093. NOTHIN'.
I'M DONE FOR THE DAY.Copy !req
1094. I'M GOIN' BACK
TO THE HOTEL.Copy !req
1095. HOW COME YOU'RE
TALKIN' TO ME?Copy !req
1096. DIDN'T YOU JUST
DRESSING ROOM?Copy !req
1097. FORGET ABOUT IT.
WHERE YOU GOIN'?Copy !req
1098. NO PLACE.Copy !req
1099. THAT SOUNDS WAY BETTER.Copy !req
1100. HEY, RON, I'M GONNA
FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
1101. I'LL CALL YOU LATER
TO PICK ME UP.Copy !req
1102. I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOU
TO THE HOTEL.Copy !req
1103. SO? I WANNA HANG OUT
WITH MY FRIEND.Copy !req
1104. I DON'T KNOW, TERENCE.Copy !req
1105. TO START SCREAMING?Copy !req
1106. NO.Copy !req
1107. OK, OK.Copy !req
1108. AND YOU FOLLOW?Copy !req
1109. ALL RIGHT, BUT STAY
WHERE I CAN SEE YOU.Copy !req
1110. OK.Copy !req
1111. DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
1112. YEAH.Copy !req
1113. HEY, DO YOU KNOWCopy !req
1114. AND YOUR RIGHT?Copy !req
1115. THIS IS CAMERA LEFT,
THIS IS CAMERA RIGHT.Copy !req
1116. OK, WHEN
I GIVE THE SIGNAL,Copy !req
1117. AND RUN, OK?Copy !req
1118. OK, WHAT'S THE SIGNAL?Copy !req
1119. UM...Copy !req
1120. I'LL SAY
"CHOCOLATE," OK?Copy !req
1121. OK.Copy !req
1122. CHOCOLATE!Copy !req
1123. OH, NO.Copy !req
1124. OK, SO HOW MUCH
TROUBLE ARE YOU IN?Copy !req
1125. FOR ABOUT AN HOUR,Copy !req
1126. THEN HE'LL CALL FOR HELP.Copy !req
1127. WE'RE HAVING A REAL-LIFE
ADVENTURE, RIGHT?
YOU AND ME?Copy !req
1128. RIGHT.Copy !req
1129. YEAH!Copy !req
1130. HEY, LOOK! IT'S
McCORMACK!Copy !req
1131. HEY—HEY—HEY—HEY!
WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
1132. ONE OF THESE THINGS.Copy !req
1133. THEY WOULD NEVER LET ME.Copy !req
1134. CAN I HAVE A QUARTER?Copy !req
1135. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
1136. OH, LOOK THERE.Copy !req
1137. YOU DROP THAT?Copy !req
1138. THANKS.Copy !req
1139. YEAH! WHOO!Copy !req
1140. WAIT A MINUTE.
HE DIDN'T GIVE HIM
THE COIN.Copy !req
1141. WHAT?Copy !req
1142. IF HE DIDN'T GIVE STEVIE
THE COIN AT THE MALL,Copy !req
1143. HAS IT, RIGHT?Copy !req
1144. TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
1145. COME ON. WE HAVE
BEFORE IT CLOSES.Copy !req
1146. WAIT! GET ME OUT
OF THIS THING!Copy !req
1147. OH, NO! NO!Copy !req
1148. AW, IT CAN'T BE!Copy !req
1149. WHAT?
COIN WORLD.
IT'S OUT OF BUSINESS.Copy !req
1150. AW, MAN, NOW HOW AM I
GONNA FIND HIM?Copy !req
1151. TICKETS.Copy !req
1152. RAFFLE TICKETS.Copy !req
1153. A RAFFLE TICKET.Copy !req
1154. THAT'S IT.
COME ON, LET'S GO.Copy !req
1155. NOW WHERE ARE WE GOING?Copy !req
1156. BACK TO OUR OLD LIVES,
I HOPE.Copy !req
1157. WHO LIVES HERE?Copy !req
1158. JUST—JUST CHILL, OK?Copy !req
1159. NOW WHAT?Copy !req
1160. OH, ARE YOU TRYINGCopy !req
1161. A MOVIE STAR?Copy !req
1162. I'M NOT
A MOVIE STAR.Copy !req
1163. I'M A REGULAR,
ORDINARY KID.Copy !req
1164. MMM.Copy !req
1165. DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?Copy !req
1166. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
1167. AT THE AWARDS THING?Copy !req
1168. IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
1169. YOU'RE TELLING MECopy !req
1170. YOU AND I WERE BEST FRIENDS,Copy !req
1171. ON A MAGIC COIN,Copy !req
1172. HE WAS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER,Copy !req
1173. AND WE'RE ALL IN
AN ALTERNATE REALITY.Copy !req
1174. YES, YES.Copy !req
1175. NO. NO WAY.Copy !req
1176. WHY NOT?Copy !req
1177. BEEN BEST FRIENDS.Copy !req
1178. OK, OK. TELL ME
HOW I KNOW THIS.Copy !req
1179. WHEN WE WERE 5,Copy !req
1180. 'CAUSE YOUR SISTER TOLD YOU
ABBY WAS SHORT FOR ABNORMAL.Copy !req
1181. YOU'RE AFRAID OF PARROTS,
CLOWNS, AND FALLING SPACE JUNK.Copy !req
1182. DID YOU BRIBE MEGHAN?Copy !req
1183. NO, YOU TOLD ME
THOSE THINGS, ABBS.Copy !req
1184. LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
THAT CAN HELP ME, OK?Copy !req
1185. YOU'VE GOT LARRY'S ADDRESS
ON A RAFFLE TICKET STUB.Copy !req
1186. HE CAN GIVE ME THE COIN,
STEVIE BACK.Copy !req
1187. SO YOU'RE TELLIN' MECopy !req
1188. WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW,Copy !req
1189. INTO THE WRONG FAMILY?Copy !req
1190. EXACTLY.Copy !req
1191. WOW, REAL LIFECopy !req
1192. THAN SHOW BUSINESS.Copy !req
1193. OK, LET ME
UNDERSTAND THIS.Copy !req
1194. HIGH SCHOOL,Copy !req
1195. YOUR NONEXISTENT...Copy !req
1196. AND CHANGE ALL THAT?Copy !req
1197. YES.Copy !req
1198. OK, LET'S GET BUSY.Copy !req
1199. YOU KNOW, PEOPLE SLIP
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
1200. LIKE, THEY FOUND THIS GUY
SOMEWHERE IN, LIKE, GEORGIA,Copy !req
1201. CIVIL WAR UNIFORM ON,Copy !req
1202. AND HE DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHINGCopy !req
1203. I GOT IT!Copy !req
1204. NO. "LUCKY SORENSON."Copy !req
1205. OR ANYTHING.
IN A HOSPITAL,Copy !req
1206. COLORING BOOKS.Copy !req
1207. ONE TIME,Copy !req
1208. COMBUSTED.Copy !req
1209. HE DID!Copy !req
1210. WHAT'S MY CAT'S NAME?Copy !req
1211. MR. TERWILLIGER,
BUT YOU CALL HIM TWIX.Copy !req
1212. YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1213. LIKE OUTCASTS.Copy !req
1214. WHAT'S
MY FAVORITE SNACK?Copy !req
1215. SANDWICHES.Copy !req
1216. EWW.Copy !req
1217. RIGHT.
IN SOME COUNTRIES,Copy !req
1218. PEOPLE'S EYEBALLSCopy !req
1219. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
THEY'VE SEEN TOO MUCH.Copy !req
1220. COOL.Copy !req
1221. YEAH, AND THEN EVERYBODY
WORSHIPS THEM,Copy !req
1222. BECAUSE THEY'RE, LIKE,
MAGIC BLIND PEOPLE.Copy !req
1223. I FOUND IT!
I FOUND IT!Copy !req
1224. I THINK.
WITH A "P."Copy !req
1225. LARRY PENDRAGON.Copy !req
1226. MAYBE HE'S A WIZARD.Copy !req
1227. LET'S GO.
HEY, HOLD IT!Copy !req
1228. WE CAN'T GO
WITH A MOVIE STAR.Copy !req
1229. GOOD POINT.Copy !req
1230. OH, NO.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME.Copy !req
1231. DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
1232. TO START SCREAMIN'?Copy !req
1233. THERE'LL BE
NO SCREAMING, OK?Copy !req
1234. YOU DO WHATEVER WE SAY.
GOT IT?Copy !req
1235. OK.Copy !req
1236. ALL RIGHT.
WE NEED A DISGUISE.Copy !req
1237. YOU KNOW, I BET YOUR PARENTS
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1238. OR THE POLICE, EVEN.Copy !req
1239. DOES IT MAKE?Copy !req
1240. AND GET THE COIN BACK,Copy !req
1241. WILL HAVE EVER HAPPENED.Copy !req
1242. GOOD POINT.Copy !req
1243. 2354. HERE IT IS.Copy !req
1244. HOW AM I DOIN'?Copy !req
1245. I'M DOIN' OK, RIGHT?Copy !req
1246. I'M NOT SCREAMING.
I'M HELPING, RIGHT?Copy !req
1247. YEAH.Copy !req
1248. YEAH.Copy !req
1249. 6-A.Copy !req
1250. UH-OH.Copy !req
1251. THE WRONG PLACE.Copy !req
1252. IT'S THE RIGHT NUMBER.Copy !req
1253. WHO'S THERE?Copy !req
1254. OH, EXCUSE US.Copy !req
1255. WE'RE LOOKING FOR
LARRY PENDRAGON.Copy !req
1256. HE MOVED. THE STAIRS
WERE TOO MUCH.Copy !req
1257. GREAT.Copy !req
1258. UM, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE HE MOVED?Copy !req
1259. BEELER STREET.Copy !req
1260. RETIREMENT MANOR, OK?Copy !req
1261. WHAT?Copy !req
1262. YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO COME WITH ME.Copy !req
1263. I WANTED TO.Copy !req
1264. YOU KNOW,
IN YOUR OTHER LIFE?Copy !req
1265. NAH. NO WAY.Copy !req
1266. TO A GIRLFRIEND WAS YOU.Copy !req
1267. I—YOU WEREN'T
MY GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
1268. WE WERE JUST FRIENDS.Copy !req
1269. JUST REALLY GOOD FRIENDS.Copy !req
1270. INTERESTING.
SO ARE YOU, LIKE,
CUTER NOW?Copy !req
1271. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
1272. SMARTER?Copy !req
1273. NO.Copy !req
1274. AM I DIFFERENT?Copy !req
1275. NO.Copy !req
1276. TILL THE OTHER DAY.Copy !req
1277. I GUESS, YEAH.Copy !req
1278. YOU'RE, LIKE,
MORE OF, UM...Copy !req
1279. A JERK.Copy !req
1280. DEFINITELY, HEH.Copy !req
1281. HEY, GUYS, LOOK,
I FOUND A DIME!Copy !req
1282. THAN A LIMO.Copy !req
1283. Dispatcher on police radio:
COME IN.Copy !req
1284. 13 PROMENADE...Copy !req
1285. DON'T WORRY.
IF THEY PUT YOU IN JAIL,Copy !req
1286. YOU CAN USE
MY LAWYER.Copy !req
1287. GREAT.Copy !req
1288. THERE'S NOBODY AROUND.Copy !req
1289. TO FIND HIM?Copy !req
1290. LISTEN.Copy !req
1291. MAYBE IT'S REALLYCopy !req
1292. RUN BY
A MAD SCIENTIST.Copy !req
1293. OK, WELL,
IF YOU WANT TO.Copy !req
1294. NO WAY.Copy !req
1295. ALWAYS GETS EATEN FIRST.Copy !req
1296. IT'S LARRY.Copy !req
1297. OH! EXCUSE US!Copy !req
1298. EXCUSE US.Copy !req
1299. WE'RE HERE TO SEE
LARRY PENDRAGON.Copy !req
1300. YEAH, THAT'S ME.Copy !req
1301. OH, WELL,
I GUESS YOU'LL—Copy !req
1302. EXCUSE ME. HA HA.Copy !req
1303. AW.Copy !req
1304. LARRY.Copy !req
1305. AH, ONE MORE TIME.Copy !req
1306. WHOO! THANKS, GUYS.Copy !req
1307. THE ACCORDION MYSELF,Copy !req
1308. BUT, HEY, IT'S MUSIC.Copy !req
1309. SO WHAT,
I WON THE RAFFLE?Copy !req
1310. UH, NO, SORRY.Copy !req
1311. BUT THE DRAWING'S
NOT TILL NEXT WEEK,Copy !req
1312. SO MAYBE YOU DID.Copy !req
1313. WELL, HOPE SPRINGS
ETERNAL, RIGHT?Copy !req
1314. LOOK, YOU GOT THIS COIN
I HAVE TO FIND.Copy !req
1315. OH, MAN, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1316. MY COIN BUSINESS.Copy !req
1317. I COULDN'T
HANDLE IT ANYMORE.Copy !req
1318. CRITICAL, LARRY.Copy !req
1319. YEAH, THERE ISCopy !req
1320. HUMAN LIFE AT STAKE HERE.Copy !req
1321. WHICH IS ME...Copy !req
1322. DIMENSION.Copy !req
1323. OK, COOL.
COME THIS WAY.Copy !req
1324. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1325. YOU HAVE LEFT?Copy !req
1326. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
1327. AN OWL ON IT?Copy !req
1328. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
1329. IT'S PROBABLY
A GREAT TETRADRACH.Copy !req
1330. OF THOSE HAD AN OWL.Copy !req
1331. WELL, THIS ONE
WAS GOOD FOR ONE WISH.Copy !req
1332. LIKE THAT ONCE.Copy !req
1333. OR MAYBE I DREAMED IT.Copy !req
1334. ANYWAY,
THERE'S NOTHING HERE,
AND I DON'T THINKCopy !req
1335. YOU'RE GONNA FIND
AN OWL IN THAT GROUP.Copy !req
1336. AN OWL. AN OWL.Copy !req
1337. WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
1338. AN OWL IN A BAGCopy !req
1339. I CLOSED SHOP.Copy !req
1340. OK, WELL, DO YOU KNOW
WHO YOU SOLD IT TO?Copy !req
1341. PROBABLY A DEALER.Copy !req
1342. BUT I DON'T HAVE
ANY RECORD OF IT.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1343. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1344. COME ON, ALEX.
WE'D BETTER GO.Copy !req
1345. YEAH.Copy !req
1346. HELP YOU GUYS.Copy !req
1347. KINDA MISS YOU KIDS.Copy !req
1348. WELL, I GUESS
IT'S BACK TO
THE OLD RECITAL.Copy !req
1349. ALL RIGHT. WELL,
THANKS ANYWAYS, LARRY.Copy !req
1350. APPRECIATE IT.Copy !req
1351. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1352. NICE TO MEET YOU, LARRY.Copy !req
1353. SEE YA, ABBS.Copy !req
1354. LOOK, I KNOW
IT PROBABLY DOESN'T HELP,Copy !req
1355. ON YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
1356. MEETING YOU, TERENCE.Copy !req
1357. NICE MEETING YOU, TOO.Copy !req
1358. SORRY I DIDN'T
PICTURE FOR YOU.Copy !req
1359. THAT'S OK.
I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.Copy !req
1360. I'LL SEE YA.Copy !req
1361. TOMORROW'S
OUR LAST DAY HERE.Copy !req
1362. COME TO THE SET?Copy !req
1363. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE.Copy !req
1364. I'LL LEAVE
A PASS FOR YOU.Copy !req
1365. OK.Copy !req
1366. ALEX?Copy !req
1367. YEAH?Copy !req
1368. YOUR REAL BROTHER,Copy !req
1369. IF I REALLY WAS?Copy !req
1370. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
1371. WELL, DID WE HAVE
LIKE TONIGHT?Copy !req
1372. SOMETIMES.Copy !req
1373. ON YOUR SKATES?Copy !req
1374. YEAH.Copy !req
1375. OF JELLY WAS IT?Copy !req
1376. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
1377. YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY
WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
1378. OK.Copy !req
1379. DON'T SHOOT.
I SURRENDER.Copy !req
1380. WELL, WE DON'T
WANT ANY PUBLICITY,
EITHER.Copy !req
1381. NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.Copy !req
1382. OH, WELL, THAT'S
GREAT THEN, HEH.Copy !req
1383. WE'RE ALL ON
THE SAME PAGE.Copy !req
1384. UH, LOOK, UM,
IF YOU'RE EVER IN L.A.,Copy !req
1385. YOU GIVE ME A CALL.Copy !req
1386. OH.
OH.Copy !req
1387. OK?Copy !req
1388. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
1389. HELLO?Copy !req
1390. YES.Copy !req
1391. IT'S YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
1392. HI, PENELOPE.Copy !req
1393. OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.Copy !req
1394. YOU ARE? OH.Copy !req
1395. WHEN?Copy !req
1396. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
1397. TO CALL HIM DAD?Copy !req
1398. AHEM.Copy !req
1399. I GOTTA GO. BYE.Copy !req
1400. BYE, ALEX.Copy !req
1401. SEE YA, KID.Copy !req
1402. AHEM.Copy !req
1403. WHO RECOGNIZED VAN GOGH'SCopy !req
1404. WAS HIS OWN BROTHER.Copy !req
1405. IN THE HARSH WINTER,Copy !req
1406. OF THE SIBLINGS WILL SURVIVE.Copy !req
1407. HEY, BLING.Copy !req
1408. DAD, I'M NOT BLING.
I'M JUST ALEX.Copy !req
1409. ALEX.Copy !req
1410. WITH JUDGE HARLEY,
YOUR MOM, AND ME?Copy !req
1411. NOT HUNGRY.Copy !req
1412. OK.Copy !req
1413. FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
1414. RIGHT ABOUT NOW.Copy !req
1415. A CLOSEOUT SALE.Copy !req
1416. THEY'RE ALL ANCIENTS.Copy !req
1417. THANKS.Copy !req
1418. SURE. WELL...Copy !req
1419. SEE YA.Copy !req
1420. DON'T MESS WITH ME.Copy !req
1421. THIS IS IT!
THIS IS IT!Copy !req
1422. ALEX?Copy !req
1423. YES!Copy !req
1424. HONEY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
1425. ALEX?Copy !req
1426. I'M FINE.
I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.Copy !req
1427. JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.Copy !req
1428. SON, LET ME IN!Copy !req
1429. ALEX!Copy !req
1430. EXACTLY RIGHT.Copy !req
1431. ALEX, NOW! COME ON!Copy !req
1432. I'M GETTING HIM OUT.Copy !req
1433. OK.
ALEX!
IS EVERYTHING OK IN THERE?Copy !req
1434. OK. I WISH
THAT STEVIE...Copy !req
1435. COME ON!
NO.Copy !req
1436. HONEY, I'M GONNA
CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!Copy !req
1437. WILL BE ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
1438. OK, DON'T BLOW IT.Copy !req
1439. DON'T BLOW IT.Copy !req
1440. I WISH...Copy !req
1441. THE FIRST WISH.Copy !req
1442. STEVIE!Copy !req
1443. STEVIE!Copy !req
1444. GOOBLE GOBBLE!Copy !req
1445. WHERE'S STEVIE?Copy !req
1446. OUTSIDE, I THINK.Copy !req
1447. DO WE HAVE A VIPER?Copy !req
1448. UH, I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
1449. GREAT.Copy !req
1450. STEVIE!Copy !req
1451. STEVIE!Copy !req
1452. STEVIE!Copy !req
1453. I'M SORRY
I CRASHED YOUR BIKE!Copy !req
1454. YOU CRASHED MY BIKE.Copy !req
1455. AAH!Copy !req
1456. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
1457. AAH!Copy !req
1458. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
1459. AAH!
ALEX,
IT'S RAINING!Copy !req
1460. ON THE GROUNDING THING...Copy !req
1461. YOU HEAR THAT, STEVIE?
I'M GROUNDED.Copy !req
1462. LOOK, MOM, DAD,
IT'S STEVIE!
HE'S BACK! HE'S BACK!Copy !req
1463. UH, ALEX,Copy !req
1464. I DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.Copy !req
1465. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
1466. YOU DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.Copy !req
1467. ABBY. JAMES.Copy !req
1468. OH, MY BEST FRIENDS.
HELLO, JAMES.Copy !req
1469. UH, ALEX,
ARE YOU OK?Copy !req
1470. I—I AM SO OK,
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
1471. ABBY. ABBS...Copy !req
1472. GO SKATING?Copy !req
1473. THE TWO OF US?Copy !req
1474. REALLY?Copy !req
1475. I MEAN, YEAH.Copy !req
1476. YEAH, I DO.Copy !req
1477. OK. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1478. HEY, FIONA!Copy !req
1479. I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!Copy !req
1480. HUH?Copy !req
1481. ABBY, JAMES!Copy !req
1482. OF MY FAMOUS PANCAKES?Copy !req
1483. HEH, SURE.Copy !req
1484. WE'RE HAVIN'
FUNNY PANCAKES.Copy !req
1485. WE'RE HAVIN'
FUNNY PANCAKES.Copy !req
1486. WE'RE HAVIN'
FUNNY PANCAKES.Copy !req