1. Encoded by RippeRCopy !req
2. Jellystone Park.Copy !req
3. One of the nation's oldest and most
beautiful stretches of wilderness.Copy !req
4. For years, families have headed out
from the busy city...Copy !req
5. eager to enjoy a little camping,
fishing...Copy !req
6. and, of course,
observing the park's natural wildlife.Copy !req
7. Boo Boo, I think it's time
I introduced myself to that pic-a-nic basket.Copy !req
8. You know, Yogi,
we could just hunt for food.Copy !req
9. All the other animals do.Copy !req
10. Boo Boo, a pic-a-nic basket has
everything a bear needs.Copy !req
11. And I'm not just talking about the treats
and snack-type goodies. No.Copy !req
12. A pic-a-nic basket holds a lot more
than that.Copy !req
13. It holds dreams.Copy !req
14. What are we looking at?Copy !req
15. I don't know.Copy !req
16. Hook me in.Copy !req
17. You sure it'll work, Yogi?Copy !req
18. Well, you know, Boo Boo,
I'm smarter than the average bear!Copy !req
19. All right!Copy !req
20. Ranger Smith!Copy !req
21. Sorry about that.
We got a 4-23 in Redwood Valley, sir.Copy !req
22. - A what?
- A bear disturbance.Copy !req
23. - I think it's probably—
- I know who it is.Copy !req
24. Why didn't you just say
"bear disturbance"?Copy !req
25. Well, l...Copy !req
26. Uh, well, it sounds cooler.Copy !req
27. I mean, we're park rangers, sir.
You know:Copy !req
28. "To protect and preserve."Copy !req
29. Did you just make that motto up?Copy !req
30. Yeah, I did. Do you like it?Copy !req
31. Ranger Jones, you know that, well,
being a park ranger, it's not about mottos.Copy !req
32. It's about keeping the park safe.Copy !req
33. That's where the glory is.
Protecting all of this.Copy !req
34. Yeah, I know. Besides,
that motto was still in the testing phase.Copy !req
35. It's not like I made T-shirts or anything.Copy !req
36. Heh, no, of course not.
Okay, I'm gonna deal with that 4-23.Copy !req
37. Okay, copy that, sir.Copy !req
38. Um, I'm actually gonna hop
in the Armadillo, make some rounds.Copy !req
39. Jones, you know that the Armadillo is
for head ranger use only.Copy !req
40. I might need it at any moment to deal
with a park emergency.Copy !req
41. Why don't you finish stacking
those trail maps?Copy !req
42. Yeah, sure. Okay.Copy !req
43. Yeah, because that's what future
head rangers do, they stack maps.Copy !req
44. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!Copy !req
45. Our days of getting banged up
to grab a meal are over, Boo Boo.Copy !req
46. From now on, the pic-a-nic baskets are
going to fall into our arms.Copy !req
47. Soldering iron.Copy !req
48. Here you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
49. Okay. That should do it. Test rock.Copy !req
50. Okay, Yogi.Copy !req
51. Weight sensor triggered.Copy !req
52. Basket in position.Copy !req
53. Launch spring starts coiling.Copy !req
54. Firing pin drops. And...Copy !req
55. Bull's-eye!Copy !req
56. I'm so smart it hurts!Copy !req
57. You're standing on the soldering iron.Copy !req
58. Or it's that.Copy !req
59. Hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
60. There's the test rock.Copy !req
61. Now we just wait here for a pic-a-nic basket
to fall into our arms.Copy !req
62. Are you sure about this, Yogi?
People seem to get pretty mad when you—Copy !req
63. A genius never questions his instincts,
Boo Boo.Copy !req
64. When you have a mind like mine...Copy !req
65. you can't blink or you'll put a kink
in your think.Copy !req
66. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.Copy !req
67. We've got our first customers.Copy !req
68. And they have pie!Copy !req
69. I wonder what kind it is.Copy !req
70. Yogi, are you out here?Copy !req
71. - It's Mr. Ranger.
- Aah!Copy !req
72. Get rid of the test rock.
Destroy the evidence. I was never here.Copy !req
73. Look— Ow!Copy !req
74. Hello, Mr. Ranger, sir.Copy !req
75. Did you just—?Copy !req
76. Did you guys—? Did you—?
Oh, never mind.Copy !req
77. Look, there was a complaint about a bear
interfering with a family picnic.Copy !req
78. I see. And you'd like us to mount
some sort of investigation?Copy !req
79. No, I think it was you.Copy !req
80. What? How can you even think that?
Are you feverish?Copy !req
81. Let me press my lips against
your forehead.Copy !req
82. Wait! You're not pressing your lips
against my forehead.Copy !req
83. Hey, it's a lot better than the way
they take my temperature.Copy !req
84. No, look, Yogi,
we've been over this many times.Copy !req
85. Bears are supposed to avoid people,
not run around stealing their food.Copy !req
86. I agree, sir. That's why my friend Boo Boo
and I would never think...Copy !req
87. of disturbing a family's pic-a-nic.Copy !req
88. Huh. It missed.Copy !req
89. Good day, Mr. Ranger, sir.Copy !req
90. We'll keep our eyes peeled.Copy !req
91. I wonder if he noticed the pie.Copy !req
92. Ra— Smith. You have a vis— Over.Copy !req
93. Didn't understand a word of that, Jones.Copy !req
94. - Sorry. Some lady's here to see you.
- Send her in.Copy !req
95. - Okay. I'll be in the Armadillo.
- Or you could be...Copy !req
96. - Map stacking?
- Map stacking.Copy !req
97. - Ranger Smith?
- Yes.Copy !req
98. - Hello. I'm Rachel Johnson.
- Hi.Copy !req
99. I was hoping to talk to you about
filming a documentary here.Copy !req
100. Sure. I can handle you for that.
Handle that for you.Copy !req
101. Sorry. My work isn't—
My brain isn't working right.Copy !req
102. - I must have inhaled some jimsonweed.
- Oh.Copy !req
103. Datura stramonium.
It's known to cause delirium...Copy !req
104. - ... cramping and nausea. Heh.
- Cramping and nausea.Copy !req
105. You've read
The North American Wilderness Guide.Copy !req
106. Yeah, I like to highlight all the plants
and animals I see.Copy !req
107. - I like to— Me too.
- Ha, ha! Yeah.Copy !req
108. Ranger Smith. At your service.Copy !req
109. You want to film a documentary
in Jellystone?Copy !req
110. Yes.
I sent you a letter about a month ago.Copy !req
111. - Written on a piece of bark.
- That was you!Copy !req
112. Yes. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
113. I was in Sumatra,
living among the orangutans at the time...Copy !req
114. and they get very nervous if they spot
anything from the modern world.Copy !req
115. Really? Wow, that's amazing.Copy !req
116. Then what did you use for ink?Copy !req
117. Bird poop and spit.Copy !req
118. Impressive.
So, what are you here to film?Copy !req
119. Well, I was hoping to shoot
a local species.Copy !req
120. Something to really capture the beauty
of a national park.Copy !req
121. Terrific.
What animal were you thinking?Copy !req
122. I heard you had an unusual brown bear.Copy !req
123. - Brown bear?
- Yes.Copy !req
124. One that talks? Those are so rare.Copy !req
125. - None that I can think of.
- Named Yogi? Wears a hat and a tie?Copy !req
126. No, that doesn't ring a bell.Copy !req
127. I think he's standing on the roof,
trying to steal your lunchbox.Copy !req
128. I smell PB and J.Copy !req
129. I'm all done.Copy !req
130. Oh, right. That Yogi.Copy !req
131. Bankrupt? No, no, no. We're a city.
Cities don't go bankrupt.Copy !req
132. They do when they're broke, sir.Copy !req
133. We just have to find some money
somewhere.Copy !req
134. I'm about to run for governor.Copy !req
135. How am I gonna do that
when my own city is bankrupt?Copy !req
136. Okay, yes. Thank you.Copy !req
137. - Here's the invoice, Mr. Mayor.
- Yikes! Wow. Ha.Copy !req
138. I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.Copy !req
139. Just bill it to the city, okay? Thank you.Copy !req
140. Ugh. How did we ever go so broke?Copy !req
141. - I think we just spent too much.
- Hmm. Is there anything we can sell?Copy !req
142. You already sold the public golf course
to condo developers...Copy !req
143. two of the three fire stations to
that frozen yogurt company.Copy !req
144. You were selling the library,
but it burned down.Copy !req
145. Oh, yeah. That was gonna be one of
those make-your-own-doughnut places.Copy !req
146. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
147. - if you could dream it up, you could make it.
- Ah. Love those.Copy !req
148. We gotta think of something here.Copy !req
149. Well, if we don't have anything to sell,
maybe we can profit off what we can't sell.Copy !req
150. I don't understand those words.Copy !req
151. Like when we sold the bottling rights
to the water in Lake Beuclair.Copy !req
152. - We made a fortune.
- Yeah.Copy !req
153. Sinkhole Beuclair is a great place
to throw old mattresses.Copy !req
154. - Oh, yeah.
- Hmm.Copy !req
155. We just don't have any more resources
to exploit.Copy !req
156. Or do we?Copy !req
157. Jellystone.Copy !req
158. If we rezone Jellystone Park as agricultural
land, we can sell the logging rights.Copy !req
159. Here.Copy !req
160. This company says they'll give us
thousands of dollars an acre...Copy !req
161. just to cut down the trees
or something.Copy !req
162. That'll be enough to balance the budget
and give each citizen a big fat check.Copy !req
163. You have any idea how many votes
that'll buy me?Copy !req
164. - Enough to be the next governor?
- Exactly.Copy !req
165. You're fine, Yogi.
It's just a few scrapes and bruises.Copy !req
166. I don't know, Mr. Ranger.
I'm pretty sure I heard my spine snap.Copy !req
167. Well, you wouldn't be able to stand.Copy !req
168. And you wouldn't be able to eat.Copy !req
169. I'm okay!Copy !req
170. Yogi, Boo Boo, I would like to introduce
you to Rachel Johnson...Copy !req
171. who's here to make a nature
documentary.Copy !req
172. What the heck was that?Copy !req
173. I was saying hello.Copy !req
174. I lived in a den with brown bears
for six months.Copy !req
175. Only bear I've ever lived with
is Boo Boo.Copy !req
176. And he only makes that sound after
he's eaten baked beans. Heh, heh.Copy !req
177. I have problems with baked beans.Copy !req
178. And for a little bear,
he makes a lot of stink.Copy !req
179. Okay, I have some fantastic river otters
you can film instead.Copy !req
180. - Could get a hat and tie on the slow one.
- No, you know, I really, really like these two.Copy !req
181. - Would you guys mind if I shoot you?
Huh?Copy !req
182. Yogi, I think she meant with a camera.Copy !req
183. Yes. Of course with a camera.Copy !req
184. Heh-heh-heh. I knew that.Copy !req
185. But not just any camera.Copy !req
186. This isn't gonna make me look fat,
is it?Copy !req
187. No, you are gonna look great.Copy !req
188. Okay, just a few more adjustments.Copy !req
189. Please, excuse the pre-tied bow tie.Copy !req
190. My mornings are often rushed.Copy !req
191. It's fine, Boo Boo. This is going to be
a whole new perspective for a documentary.Copy !req
192. The Boo Boo cam will capture the true
wilderness in all its natural glory.Copy !req
193. No other human in sight.Copy !req
194. That sounds like my apartment. Ha, ha.Copy !req
195. Uh, you know, because I live alone.Copy !req
196. Well, plenty of women have tried
to change that.Copy !req
197. It's just, I haven't found one that—Copy !req
198. - Likes you?
- What? No. No, that—Copy !req
199. Will return your calls?Copy !req
200. Can you stop helping, please?Copy !req
201. Sir, I can see you like this lady.Copy !req
202. But your courting rituals need work.Copy !req
203. What you need to do is follow her around
for two days making snorting sounds.Copy !req
204. Then fight any male that looks at her.Copy !req
205. And then, of course, urinate on her
to mark her as your territory.Copy !req
206. Works every time.Copy !req
207. I got it under control, Yogi.Copy !req
208. - Boo Boo, you're rolling.
- Cool.Copy !req
209. Yogi Bear, a brown bear commonly found
in North America and Alaska.Copy !req
210. Weighing up to 1800 pounds, brown bears
are also the national animal of Finland.Copy !req
211. I don't think you have to narrate.Copy !req
212. But I liked where you were going with it,
Boo Boo.Copy !req
213. - I was hooked.
- Really?Copy !req
214. Yes. Now try to film from flattering angles,
if you know what I mean.Copy !req
215. Pic-a-nic baskets may be delicious on
the lips, but they're a lifetime on the hips.Copy !req
216. Oh, no.Copy !req
217. Ranger Smith! Ranger Smith.
The mayor's here.Copy !req
218. What's he doing here?Copy !req
219. Why didn't he give us more warning?
I have to secure the area.Copy !req
220. All units, lock down the park.
Repeat, lock down the park.Copy !req
221. Jones, you know
I'm the only other ranger here, right?Copy !req
222. Yeah.Copy !req
223. - Ranger Smith, we need to talk.
- You could've just called.Copy !req
224. Yeah, but I thought
this would be more friendly.Copy !req
225. I'm really working on my people skills.Copy !req
226. Anyway, I am closing your park down.Copy !req
227. - Okay.
- What?Copy !req
228. Oh, yeah, this place just costs the city
way too much money.Copy !req
229. Jellystone hasn't made its operating budget
in 10 years.Copy !req
230. You know, it's hard to compete with
all those amusement parks—Copy !req
231. Oh, hey, you're not kidding. Oh, have you
guys been to Lincoln Log Land yet?Copy !req
232. Oh, man, they have got a roller coaster
there, it's made completely out of logs.Copy !req
233. It's just like they rode in the pioneer days.
It's unbelievable.Copy !req
234. Sir, Jellystone is special. Okay?
It's turning 100 years old this very year.Copy !req
235. Why, it's a landmark.
I would never let it be closed down.Copy !req
236. Well, uh, you actually
don't have a choice.Copy !req
237. Have you read the city bylaws lately?Copy !req
238. Chapter 6. Section 73.Copy !req
239. "Any municipal property
that can't generate enough money...Copy !req
240. to cover its operating budget...Copy !req
241. can be rezoned for other uses."Copy !req
242. And since Jellystone loses money
every year, we're shutting it down.Copy !req
243. Uh, sorry?Copy !req
244. - I thought that went well.
Yeah.Copy !req
245. Just a second, Mr. Mayor.Copy !req
246. Who says we can't cover our budget? Park
doesn't report earnings till next quarter.Copy !req
247. Yeah, which is like one week away.Copy !req
248. Come on, Smith.
You gotta be $20,000 in the hole.Copy !req
249. We wish. Yeah. Try 30,562.Copy !req
250. That's probably a couple hundred extra
for the map stand.Copy !req
251. I think it's confession time.Copy !req
252. - I only pretended to fix it.
- Thanks, Jones.Copy !req
253. Sounds like you're in pretty deep
there, Smith.Copy !req
254. Maybe we are. But this is one of the last
places families can go to be close to nature.Copy !req
255. The world needs that.Copy !req
256. Well, I'm not mayor of the world.Copy !req
257. I'm mayor of this city.Copy !req
258. And this city needs this park rezoned.Copy !req
259. I'm sorry.Copy !req
260. I feel awful about it.Copy !req
261. Even though I look really good.Copy !req
262. This is a new suit.Copy !req
263. So, okay.Copy !req
264. Maybe we don't have our operating
budget today. But you know what?Copy !req
265. - A lot can happen in a week.
- All right. Have it your way. Take a week.Copy !req
266. Hey, I'll even get you started.
What's the admission fee for one car again?Copy !req
267. Four dollars.Copy !req
268. Four dollars, huh? Four whole dollars?Copy !req
269. Well, that changes everything.
Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
270. Well, I only need to come back in here
like, uh, what, 10,000 more times?Copy !req
271. In a week! Do I have time for that?Copy !req
272. - lmpossible.
- Oh, shoot.Copy !req
273. You want-a some-a lasagna?Copy !req
274. You hungry, buddy?Copy !req
275. Of course! I'm always hungry.Copy !req
276. I was talking to my pet turtle.Copy !req
277. Here you go.Copy !req
278. That better not be my beefjerky.Copy !req
279. So, what's the big deal, Yogi?Copy !req
280. This is the big deal, Boo Boo.Copy !req
281. It's my masterpiece.Copy !req
282. The Basket-Nabber 2000.Copy !req
283. The most advanced pic-a-nic
basket-stealing technology ever invented.Copy !req
284. Wow.Copy !req
285. Climb aboard.Copy !req
286. This glider can steer...Copy !req
287. dive, shoot rubber bands at
pesky-type birds...Copy !req
288. and even has an air bag.Copy !req
289. Had an air bag.Copy !req
290. Sorry, Yogi.Copy !req
291. Not to worry. We could cushion our landing
with all the pic-a-nic baskets we swipe.Copy !req
292. Now, how's that copilot seat feel?Copy !req
293. A little wobbly,
like it's not tied on very tight.Copy !req
294. You won't feel that in the air.Copy !req
295. Get ready to fly faster than the speed
of sandwich, Boo Boo.Copy !req
296. We're gonna break the pic-a-nic barrier.Copy !req
297. Yogi!
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
298. That's not his happy voice.Copy !req
299. Don't move.
I'm switching the glider into stealth mode.Copy !req
300. Stealth mode?Copy !req
301. Wow. How are you able to—?Copy !req
302. Oh.Copy !req
303. Ah, Mr. Ranger, sir. Welcome.Copy !req
304. Can I interest you in a sody pop?Copy !req
305. - There you go.
- When did you steal our vending machine?Copy !req
306. I, um— I'm repairing it, sir.Copy !req
307. This machine gives its sodas away
for free when a bear kicks it.Copy !req
308. Look, a camper has reported some
missing fishing poles...Copy !req
309. so I'm gonna go out on a limb here
and say it was you.Copy !req
310. Fishing poles? Sir, I'm a bear.Copy !req
311. If I wanted to catch fish,
I would just use my...Copy !req
312. Your paws, Yogi.Copy !req
313. Isn't that kind of unsanitary?Copy !req
314. What's that?Copy !req
315. - What's what?
- That thing.Copy !req
316. - What thing?
- The thing under the blanket.Copy !req
317. - Blanket?
- The object right behind you.Copy !req
318. Oh. Oh, that. Heh.Copy !req
319. A sculpture.Copy !req
320. I'm sculpting now. Mostly landscapes.Copy !req
321. And where's Boo Boo?Copy !req
322. - France.
- What?Copy !req
323. - That's not close by, is it?
- No.Copy !req
324. Then he's in the bathroom.Copy !req
325. - Excuse me.
- Wait!Copy !req
326. Hey, this isn't the bathroom.Copy !req
327. I'm telling you, Mr. Ranger,
it's not for stealing pic-a-nic baskets.Copy !req
328. It says "Basket-Nabber 2000"
right here, Yogi.Copy !req
329. I do regret calling it that now.Copy !req
330. I know I'm always saying,
"Stay away from the campers."Copy !req
331. This is different.
Jellystone is in real trouble.Copy !req
332. If I don't raise $30,000 in a week,
this park's getting rezoned.Copy !req
333. Rezoned? What does that mean?Copy !req
334. It means the park won't
be a park anymore.Copy !req
335. The city will use this land
for something else.Copy !req
336. So we have got to do everything
we can to help save it.Copy !req
337. Which means you have gotta stop stealing
food so that campers will leave here happy.Copy !req
338. But they do leave here happy.Copy !req
339. Getting your food stolen by Yogi Bear
is special. People come here for that.Copy !req
340. It's like catching a foul ball
at a baseball game.Copy !req
341. Nope. It's like getting your food stolen
at a baseball game.Copy !req
342. Come on, Yogi. Would it really be so hard
to be a regular bear?Copy !req
343. You know, to forage for food,
to walk around on all fours...Copy !req
344. to hibernate a little, or a lot.Copy !req
345. If nature had meant for me
to be a regular bear...Copy !req
346. it wouldn't have given me
such a good thought-cooker, sir.Copy !req
347. I can't help it if my melon is
full of smart juice.Copy !req
348. Yogi, your melon is hurting this park.Copy !req
349. There are repercussions to stealing
people's picnic baskets.Copy !req
350. Not in my experience, sir.Copy !req
351. On the other hand—Copy !req
352. Ranger Smith,
mind if I borrow the 'dilla?Copy !req
353. It's an emergency.
Somebody parked without parking decals.Copy !req
354. Jones, I would really prefer it if you focused
on just maintaining the park instead.Copy !req
355. Let me deal with the visitors
until you've had more experience.Copy !req
356. Sorry, sir. Guess that's just
the Eagle Scout in me, you know?Copy !req
357. Always wanting to be in control,
be a leader.Copy !req
358. Live up to this fanny pack
full of merit badges.Copy !req
359. You know that fanny pack is for
first aid supplies, right?Copy !req
360. A merit badge in first aid is the only
supply I need, sir.Copy !req
361. Right, but it might not be the only
supply a hurt person needs.Copy !req
362. You seen Rachel?Copy !req
363. Yeah, I saw her.
She was heading up to Lookout Mountain.Copy !req
364. She can't be far. I'll drive. Let's roll.Copy !req
365. Jones.Copy !req
366. The sprawling beauty of Jellystone Park.Copy !req
367. A timeless stretch of wilderness
untouched by man.Copy !req
368. Oh.Copy !req
369. Ranger Smith.Copy !req
370. Wow, heh.Copy !req
371. What's with the fancy outfit?Copy !req
372. Dress greens.
I always wear dress greens in the evening.Copy !req
373. You know, in case there's, you know—Copy !req
374. - I don't know how to talk to girls.
- Oh.Copy !req
375. Why do you think
I spend so much time with animals?Copy !req
376. All you have to do is scratch their backside
and you've got a friend for life.Copy !req
377. Try that with people...Copy !req
378. and all of a sudden you're the weird girl
on the bus that nobody wants to sit next to.Copy !req
379. Um, uh, listen. I was wondering, you know,
if you were—Copy !req
380. I mean, it's getting late and we could, uh—
If you want.Copy !req
381. I mean, it's not that— You don't— It's—Copy !req
382. You know, it's not a worry. Don't worry.Copy !req
383. Did you just ask me to dinner?Copy !req
384. Yes. I did. Heh.Copy !req
385. - Good, you got that, huh?
- Yes.Copy !req
386. I just thought, well, it's getting late.
I happen to know this great place.Copy !req
387. - Very gourmet.
- Really? Where?Copy !req
388. So close you won't believe it.Copy !req
389. Wow, how did you ever find this place?Copy !req
390. This is a four-star porch.Copy !req
391. And fresh from the hot plate,
I give you...Copy !req
392. - ... rack of Spam.
- Oh.Copy !req
393. Wow.Copy !req
394. Maybe "gourmet" was a bit of a stretch.Copy !req
395. No, it actually looks wonderful.Copy !req
396. Great.Copy !req
397. You know, this really is a peaceful place.Copy !req
398. It's something, isn't it?
I pretty much grew up here.Copy !req
399. My father was a ranger
when I was a kid...Copy !req
400. and he turned this park into the number
one tourist destination in the state.Copy !req
401. I mean, it was a park, you know?
Like families came by the hundreds...Copy !req
402. swam in the streams, hiked on the trails.
It was really something.Copy !req
403. This is really good.Copy !req
404. Anyway, I don't know.
Maybe it's my fault.Copy !req
405. I spent so many years learning everything
I could about the park...Copy !req
406. so I'd be a better ranger.Copy !req
407. Maybe instead, I should have come up
with a gimmick to get people to come here.Copy !req
408. You know, change the name to
Extreme Jellystone.Copy !req
409. - I think that it's perfect just the way it is.
- You do?Copy !req
410. You're right.Copy !req
411. Absolutely.
There's no better place on earth.Copy !req
412. Hey, Mr. Ranger.
- Except a place without him.Copy !req
413. Evening, Mr. Ranger, sir.Copy !req
414. Madame Moviemaker Lady.Copy !req
415. And yes, I'm using the fancy tense
to show you the utmost respect.Copy !req
416. Hi. Ha, ha.Copy !req
417. What do you want, Yogi?Copy !req
418. Well, I was thinking about the park's
prickly predicament...Copy !req
419. and I would like to do my part to help.Copy !req
420. This is all the money I have saved.
Almost $100.Copy !req
421. I was going to use it on myself,
but I'd rather donate it to Jellystone.Copy !req
422. Well, thank you, Yogi. That's—Copy !req
423. That is very sweet.Copy !req
424. - Where does a bear get money from?
- That brown box by the parking lot.Copy !req
425. The park donation box.Copy !req
426. Yep. But I want you to have it.Copy !req
427. Consider it a gift to Jellystone.Copy !req
428. That won't be hard.
Look, guys, I appreciate the effort.Copy !req
429. But what this park needs is visitors
and lots of them.Copy !req
430. Well, I can help you there, sir.Copy !req
431. Just make me a headliner.
I will rock this place.Copy !req
432. - Kick it, Boo Boo.
- Kicking it.Copy !req
433. I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't denyCopy !req
434. That when a girl walks in
With a itty-bitty waistCopy !req
435. And a round thing in your face
You get sprungCopy !req
436. That's not gonna work either, Yogi.Copy !req
437. You're right. We need something
flashier than music. Not a problem.Copy !req
438. I've got this water-skiing routine
that will change the face of entertainment.Copy !req
439. Got a little of everything.
Music, stunts, magic.Copy !req
440. - And I jump over Boo Boo at the end.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
441. - I want to try it.
- I don't care.Copy !req
442. I hate to interrupt,
but you're not gonna water-ski...Copy !req
443. or dance or do anything
that might disturb the campers, okay?Copy !req
444. If what you really want to do
is help save this park...Copy !req
445. you will lay low, stay away from people.
Think you can do that for me?Copy !req
446. You have my word, Mr. Ranger.Copy !req
447. I will be seen, but not heard.Copy !req
448. Or seen.Copy !req
449. Fine.Copy !req
450. Huh?Copy !req
451. You guys done with that Spam?Copy !req
452. - Get out of here.
- Okay. Sheesh!Copy !req
453. Hey.Copy !req
454. What's this?Copy !req
455. Seasons pass applications.Copy !req
456. Unfortunately,
not a lot of takers on those.Copy !req
457. Fifty bucks for an entire year?
Including camping fees? That's a bargain.Copy !req
458. If this were a place people wanted
to visit throughout the year.Copy !req
459. Maybe Yogi was on to something.Copy !req
460. - You said the park was turning 100, right?
- Right.Copy !req
461. Well, a big event could really
pull people in.Copy !req
462. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
463. We could have, like, a moss collection day
or a big squirrel chase.Copy !req
464. - Or...
- Fireworks.Copy !req
465. Yes. Exactly. Why didn't I think of that?Copy !req
466. We could host a big centennial festival.
People always show up for fireworks.Copy !req
467. If even half of the people
buy season passes...Copy !req
468. the park makes enough money
to stay open.Copy !req
469. Right. Let's get the word out.Copy !req
470. I think I can help with that.Copy !req
471. That is great.Copy !req
472. How did we pay for it?Copy !req
473. We didn't.
It was some fast-food restaurant...Copy !req
474. but I rearranged the letters right
before the plane took off.Copy !req
475. You're very cool, Rachel Johnson.Copy !req
476. You're pretty cool yourself.Copy !req
477. I do have my own kind of
natural swagger.Copy !req
478. Jellystone National Park, 100th year
anniversary. There'll be fireworks.Copy !req
479. Just stay calm, Jones.Copy !req
480. You should be patrolling in the Armadillo
making park-impacting decisions, but—Copy !req
481. - Hey, 100th year anniversary.
- Thanks.Copy !req
482. But you're not there yet.
You still have to follow orders.Copy !req
483. Even if those orders make you look
like a giant Cheez-It.Copy !req
484. Mr. Mayor!Copy !req
485. Hi, Mr. Mayor.Copy !req
486. Why is it only going halfway down again?
Doesn't make any— No!Copy !req
487. Oh, okay. Is it a double tap
or do I have to press it—?Copy !req
488. - Oh, dang it!
- I got it, sir.Copy !req
489. Yeah. That's exactly what I did.Copy !req
490. Let me see one of those fliers.Copy !req
491. "Come celebrate Jellystone's 100th
anniversary with fireworks and fun."Copy !req
492. "And receive $10 off a season pass"?Copy !req
493. He's gonna try to make the budget
selling season passes.Copy !req
494. Yeah, ugh. It's not a very good idea,
in my opinion.Copy !req
495. But nobody consulted me, because my job
is just to maintain the park...Copy !req
496. which is basically poking trash
with a stick.Copy !req
497. Yeah. Yeah, why is a guy with your talent
doing this insulting grunt work?Copy !req
498. You should be running a park.Copy !req
499. Yeah, but Ranger Smith says
I have to pay my dues.Copy !req
500. - Excuse me?
- What?Copy !req
501. - He has to pay his dues? Ha.
- Ha, ha.Copy !req
502. Nobody pays dues anymore.Copy !req
503. You gotta be in charge now
while you still know everything.Copy !req
504. - That's what I've been saying.
- Yeah.Copy !req
505. Buddy, if it was up to me, you would be
the head ranger of Jellystone already.Copy !req
506. - You'd put me in charge?
- In a second. Yes.Copy !req
507. You know, if this centennial festival didn't
work out, I probably could relocate Smith.Copy !req
508. You know, uh,
maybe you could help me with that.Copy !req
509. Make sure it doesn't succeed?Copy !req
510. Wait, you mean, like, sabotage it?Copy !req
511. No. Oh, no, no, no.
No, I want you to be head ranger.Copy !req
512. It just so happens that the only way to
do that is to bring down this festival.Copy !req
513. But spend the rest of your life
as second-in-command if you like.Copy !req
514. That's fine.
It's a perfectly valid life choice.Copy !req
515. Well, you just think about it and give
me a call, okay? Here's my card.Copy !req
516. So long.Copy !req
517. Hey. Now why is it doing that?Copy !req
518. No. Boy Scouts are loyal, thrifty, kind...Copy !req
519. Hey, you're back.
Hey, thanks for getting those fliers out.Copy !req
520. Let me tell you,
this festival is gonna be huge.Copy !req
521. Hey, Ranger Smith, how long do you think
until I reach head ranger status?Copy !req
522. Oh, no time at all.
I did it in 12 short years.Copy !req
523. Ha, okay.Copy !req
524. Are you serious?Copy !req
525. Just be patient, Jones.
It'll be here before you know it.Copy !req
526. This festival's gonna be great!Copy !req
527. I can't wait 12 years.Copy !req
528. Seasons pass order forms.
Seasons pass order forms. Thank you.Copy !req
529. Seasons pass order forms,
$10 off today. Ah, enjoy.Copy !req
530. I can't take it, Boo Boo.Copy !req
531. Two days without a tasty treat to eat?Copy !req
532. And I have to sit up here while they're
having a "happy birthday, Jellystone" party?Copy !req
533. And they have doughnuts.Copy !req
534. Doughnuts!Copy !req
535. Yogi, what are you doing?Copy !req
536. - Yogi!
- I'm going.Copy !req
537. Hey.Copy !req
538. Wait. Don't do it, Yogi.Copy !req
539. You promised Mr. Ranger.Copy !req
540. You're right. I'm losing control, Boo Boo.
I don't know who's steering the ship.Copy !req
541. Here.Copy !req
542. I want you to handcuff me to this tree
and not unlock it no matter what I say.Copy !req
543. Okay, Yogi.Copy !req
544. - Okay, unlock me.
- Huh?Copy !req
545. It was a bad idea. Unlock me.Copy !req
546. Unlock me!Copy !req
547. Okay. Here you go.Copy !req
548. Folks, I hate to say this,
but there are no spots left.Copy !req
549. Forecast called for thunderstorms.
Severe lightning. I fear for your young ones.Copy !req
550. We're out of fireworks, I'm afraid.
It's just sparklers left.Copy !req
551. Oh, no.Copy !req
552. You look nice.
Your napkin matches your tie.Copy !req
553. I don't need you to kiss up to me.
Got this guy for that.Copy !req
554. That's a good point, sir.Copy !req
555. You were gonna handle this situation,
yet there are quite a few people here.Copy !req
556. Sir, I tried. All last night
I spent taking down fliers.Copy !req
557. I blocked the entrance with a vehicle
to back up traffic.Copy !req
558. I hung up "rabid squirrel" signs everywhere.
Those were hand-drawn.Copy !req
559. - Nothing is working.
- You need to think of something, don't you?Copy !req
560. Or maybe you're just not
head ranger material.Copy !req
561. Mr. Mayor. Mayor's yes man.Copy !req
562. So glad you could join us.Copy !req
563. I saved you a nice spot next
to the porta-potties.Copy !req
564. Oh, well, thank you.
Well, that's very thoughtful.Copy !req
565. You know, I'm just so glad that these
festivities are going so well, Smith.Copy !req
566. I just hope nothing goes wrong.Copy !req
567. We are gonna pull this off, Jonesy.Copy !req
568. I've seen hundreds of people filling out
seasons pass order forms.Copy !req
569. The weather's great.
The fireworks, ready to go.Copy !req
570. Even Yogi's staying out of the way.Copy !req
571. Yogi.Copy !req
572. Hey, guys. Sorry, just wandering around,
bored out of my mind.Copy !req
573. Bored? But the 100th anniversary
extravaganza's going on.Copy !req
574. Yeah, more like 100th anniversary
lame-aganza.Copy !req
575. You know, because it's so lame.Copy !req
576. People see fireworks every day
in the city.Copy !req
577. They thought they'd
see something different here.Copy !req
578. I knew it.Copy !req
579. I should be out there doing my
water-ski routine.Copy !req
580. I'm a shining star and Ranger Smith
is holding me back.Copy !req
581. I don't know, Yogi.Copy !req
582. Mr. Ranger is usually right about
these things.Copy !req
583. No, Boo Boo, Ranger Smith is in denial.
I mean, he's lost it, you know?Copy !req
584. I saw him a couple days ago.
He was filling his pockets with dirt.Copy !req
585. He said he's gonna start moving the park
to his apartment piece by piece.Copy !req
586. - How big is his apartment?
- There's still time.Copy !req
587. I won't be able to do the half-hour
artistic program...Copy !req
588. but that was more for me anyway.Copy !req
589. These people need the razzle-dazzle.Copy !req
590. I don't think we've practiced
the razzle-dazzle.Copy !req
591. You're not supposed to, Boo Boo.
That's where it gets the razzle.Copy !req
592. Yogi, I really don't think we should—Copy !req
593. Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant
ideas with common sense a thousand times.Copy !req
594. Has it ever worked?Copy !req
595. No.Copy !req
596. Then let's go, go, go.Copy !req
597. What does that taste like?Copy !req
598. Unemployment?Copy !req
599. - I'm sorry.
- Yeah.Copy !req
600. Thanks again for helping with the fireworks.
I don't know where Jones disappeared to.Copy !req
601. My pleasure.Copy !req
602. You know, um, Rachel,
I've been wanting to tell you...Copy !req
603. - ... well, how much I—
- Ranger—Copy !req
604. No, please, let me get through this.
I'm not very good with words.Copy !req
605. But I have never felt so...Copy !req
606. gushy. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
607. - You know?
- Ranger—Copy !req
608. You know what I did?
I went and I wrote a song about you.Copy !req
609. It's like this:Copy !req
610. Oh, no.Copy !req
611. l...Copy !req
612. saw you at the stationCopy !req
613. Had a heart palpitationCopy !req
614. My sickness was love
And you're the medicationCopy !req
615. RachelCopy !req
616. - Rachel
- The microphone is on.Copy !req
617. And it comes around againCopy !req
618. Rachel, Rachel, RachelCopy !req
619. The microphone is on.Copy !req
620. Yes, the mic—Copy !req
621. Hi. Hello...Copy !req
622. and welcome to
the 100th anniversary of Jellystone!Copy !req
623. Thank you. It is so wonderful to see
so many people here today.Copy !req
624. I've noticed many of you filling out
your seasons pass order forms.Copy !req
625. We're more than happy to collect those
after the fireworks.Copy !req
626. But first, please, sit back,
get comfortable...Copy !req
627. and enjoy the show!Copy !req
628. - Terrific.
- Mr. Mayor?Copy !req
629. That's not the right music.Copy !req
630. I'll take it from here, Mr. Ranger!Copy !req
631. Oh, no.Copy !req
632. Full speed ahead, Boo Boo.Copy !req
633. Okay.Copy !req
634. Not bad, eh, Boo Boo?Copy !req
635. Looking good, Yogi.Copy !req
636. - This cannot be happening.
- Oh, it's happening.Copy !req
637. Hello, Jellystone!Copy !req
638. No, don't encourage him!Copy !req
639. They love me. I can do no wrong.Copy !req
640. Watch this.Copy !req
641. All right, Boo Boo! Turn up the heat!Copy !req
642. Phase two, go.Copy !req
643. I'm an unstoppable water-skiing
machine.Copy !req
644. Ta-da!Copy !req
645. Oh, wait. There's more.Copy !req
646. How about if I heat things up?Copy !req
647. Don't need nothin' but a good timeCopy !req
648. And it don't get better than thisCopy !req
649. Yogi!Copy !req
650. Yogi, your cape.Copy !req
651. I know. It is magnificent.Copy !req
652. And on fire.Copy !req
653. Huh? Fire!Copy !req
654. - Turn the boat!
- Huh?Copy !req
655. - Turn, Boo Boo!
- Hang on, Yogi!Copy !req
656. Too much razzle!Copy !req
657. - Nice one.
- Thanks.Copy !req
658. Jump!Copy !req
659. Let's go.Copy !req
660. Out of my way!Copy !req
661. This could not have gone more perfectly.Copy !req
662. Hey, you got a little, uh...Copy !req
663. Never mind. Let's go.Copy !req
664. Mr. Ranger, I thought—Copy !req
665. Yogi, that's the problem.
All the thinking.Copy !req
666. Hey, you know what would be great?
If you didn't think.Copy !req
667. If you could just be a regular bear.Copy !req
668. You know, sitting in the woods,
minding his own business.Copy !req
669. But no, you're different. You're smart.Copy !req
670. And you'd rather spend your days
being selfish and destructive...Copy !req
671. while everyone else pays the price.Copy !req
672. But I guess it wasn't enough,
screwing up my life.Copy !req
673. No, this time you had to go
and bring down this entire park.Copy !req
674. So tell me, Yogi...Copy !req
675. how smart are you now?Copy !req
676. Hey, there! That was quite a show
you put on yesterday. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
677. I can't wait to see what you do with this.Copy !req
678. That's your new assignment.Copy !req
679. Evergreen Park. Oh, I think
you're just going to find it delightful.Copy !req
680. Oh, and, uh, Ranger Jones
is gonna be taking over here.Copy !req
681. Ranger Jones?Copy !req
682. Well, I have got a press conference
to plan.Copy !req
683. You see, it turns out I've saved the city.Copy !req
684. Don't forget to vote, my friend.
Brown for governor! Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
685. He's not gonna vote for me, is he?Copy !req
686. Uh, no.Copy !req
687. You did everything you could.Copy !req
688. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
689. This park needed a ranger
who could make it popular again.Copy !req
690. I'm just some guy who knows
how old every tree is.Copy !req
691. Fat lot of good that did Jellystone.Copy !req
692. Face it. You and I are just two people who
care about things that nobody else does...Copy !req
693. and that's why we're alone.Copy !req
694. Or maybe that's why we found each other.
Did you ever think of that?Copy !req
695. Rachel, you and this park have
one thing in common.Copy !req
696. You both deserve a better man than me.Copy !req
697. I can't believe he's really gone.Copy !req
698. Yogi, are you okay?Copy !req
699. I'm done being special, Boo Boo.Copy !req
700. Ranger Smith was right.Copy !req
701. My whole life, I've been different.Copy !req
702. But it's done nothing but hurt people.Copy !req
703. The world would be better off if
I was only as smart as the average bear.Copy !req
704. Yogi, what are you doing?Copy !req
705. I'm leaving, Boo Boo.Copy !req
706. - I am going to forage for food in the wild.
- Huh?Copy !req
707. Might even catch some fish.Copy !req
708. With my paws.Copy !req
709. I'm just gonna grab a little something
for the road.Copy !req
710. Some chips and soda.Copy !req
711. And this. Peach pie.Copy !req
712. Any more of that casserole?Copy !req
713. Top shelf.Copy !req
714. I'll be out there. Fending for myself.Copy !req
715. Foraging for food in the wild.Copy !req
716. Goodbye, horsepower limiter.
There's a new head ranger in town.Copy !req
717. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
718. Perfect.Copy !req
719. I'm sorry, Ranger Smith.Copy !req
720. No more food. No more pic-a-nickers.Copy !req
721. How could this get any worse?Copy !req
722. Oh.Copy !req
723. Ah, Evergreen Park.
Yes, it is simply delightful.Copy !req
724. - Come on.
- I've got it, sir.Copy !req
725. This is unbelievable.Copy !req
726. Ah, Evergreen Park. Lovely, isn't it?Copy !req
727. This isn't a park.
I can barely breathe in here.Copy !req
728. Look at these trees. They're all plastic.Copy !req
729. Oh, no, they're real.
It's just years of smog and pollution...Copy !req
730. have left a plastic-like coating on them.Copy !req
731. Think people will be happy you're closing
the most beautiful park in the state?Copy !req
732. Well, they will be when they find out
it's making the city rich...Copy !req
733. and giving each citizen a check
for $1000.Copy !req
734. How is that even possible?Copy !req
735. Oh, well, it turns out that there has been
some agricultural interest in the park.Copy !req
736. And it's a lot more profitable than people
in station wagons making s'mores.Copy !req
737. Have a good day, Ranger Smith.Copy !req
738. I hate this car. I hate it.Copy !req
739. Yeah!Copy !req
740. Oh, hey, there he is. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
741. Whoa, hey, Mr. Mayor!Copy !req
742. I, uh...Copy !req
743. Just finishing some stamping.Copy !req
744. You are doing great, Jones.
I knew you were the guy for this job.Copy !req
745. Quick thing. You'll probably notice
some giant trucks rumbling by.Copy !req
746. We're just clearing a little patch of trees
for my press conference. No big deal.Copy !req
747. Um, wait, you're cutting down trees?Copy !req
748. Oh, yeah. Well, just a few.
It's nothing to worry about.Copy !req
749. Actually gonna improve the park
quite a bit.Copy !req
750. I'll bet one of the first things you noticed
as head ranger...Copy !req
751. is that you need more clear spaces here,
and you are absolutely right.Copy !req
752. Now you can host concerts and
Boy Scout jamborees.Copy !req
753. That's a pretty smart move there,
Head Ranger Jones.Copy !req
754. I have some other park improvements
I want to run by you.Copy !req
755. Oh, splendid, yes.
I think I have a few moments to hear those.Copy !req
756. Look into the security arrangements
for tomorrow.Copy !req
757. I don't want any surprises.Copy !req
758. I'll hear what Ding-Dong has to say.Copy !req
759. What do you got?Copy !req
760. I'm hungrier than the average bear.Copy !req
761. I wish I could find a bush that tasted
like birthday cake.Copy !req
762. Gotcha.Copy !req
763. Pretend it's a gummy worm.
Pretend it's a gummy worm.Copy !req
764. Yogi, I've been looking everywhere
for you.Copy !req
765. Not now, Boo Boo. I'm busy foraging.Copy !req
766. Come on, Yogi.Copy !req
767. Jellystone is in trouble.
We need your help.Copy !req
768. Nothing I can do, Boo Boo.Copy !req
769. I'm average now.
My brain is out of business.Copy !req
770. I wouldn't even be standing
if my paws didn't hurt.Copy !req
771. Quit feeling sorry for yourself.
You know you're not an average bear.Copy !req
772. Hey, hey, Boo Boo. You're right, I'm not.Copy !req
773. I failed at that too.Copy !req
774. Hey, come back here.
You've gotta save Jellystone.Copy !req
775. What are you doing? I'm not—Copy !req
776. Yogi, you have to use your smarts
for good.Copy !req
777. And if you can't see that,
maybe you are just an average bear.Copy !req
778. Come on.Copy !req
779. Now do you understand?Copy !req
780. What's going on, Boo Boo?Copy !req
781. I don't know.Copy !req
782. But whatever it is...Copy !req
783. I think they're just getting started.Copy !req
784. Boo Boo...Copy !req
785. get my collar.Copy !req
786. Nobody is gonna hurt Jellystone.Copy !req
787. Where are we going, Yogi?Copy !req
788. We can't get Jellystone back alone,
Boo Boo.Copy !req
789. My thinker is good,
but Ranger Smith's is better.Copy !req
790. He was going to a place called
Evergreen Park.Copy !req
791. That's right. In the city.Copy !req
792. The city? That's a long walk.Copy !req
793. Don't be silly, Boo Boo.Copy !req
794. I've already got a smarty-smart cheat
to keep our feet off the street.Copy !req
795. Get ready for it. Here it comes.Copy !req
796. Run, Boo Boo, run!Copy !req
797. Hurry, Boo Boo.Copy !req
798. I think we gotta jump for it. Ready?Copy !req
799. All aboard.Copy !req
800. Good.Copy !req
801. Yogi, grab my paw.Copy !req
802. Sorry.Copy !req
803. Boo Boo, Boo Boo, Boo Boo!
I gotta get—!Copy !req
804. I guess it makes a stop here.Copy !req
805. Yup.Copy !req
806. Looks like Evergreen Park is about
two miles away from here.Copy !req
807. Two miles? I'll have to tap into
my emergency rations.Copy !req
808. Snack break.Copy !req
809. Come on, Yogi. We need to keep moving.
It's not that far and it's all downhill.Copy !req
810. Downhill?Copy !req
811. Excuse me, Mr. Dirty Shopper.Copy !req
812. Any chance my friend and I might
borrow your wheely-basket?Copy !req
813. Is that chocolate?Copy !req
814. Okay, Boo Boo, keep it steady.Copy !req
815. I'm okay, Ma. Just—Copy !req
816. Yeah, no, it's not Jellystone, but at least
there's nothing here to drive me crazy.Copy !req
817. - Hey, Mr. Ranger.
- Hey, Yogi.Copy !req
818. All right, Ma, I gotta call you back.Copy !req
819. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
820. We need your help, Mr. Ranger, sir.Copy !req
821. But don't worry, my days of goofing
things up for you are over.Copy !req
822. Hey, move that shopping cart!Copy !req
823. I'm okay!Copy !req
824. I'm just gonna put this over here.Copy !req
825. What do you want? I don't have a life
left for you to ruin anymore.Copy !req
826. Sir, I know I messed things up
and I'm sorry.Copy !req
827. I never meant to.Copy !req
828. You and Boo Boo are the best friends
I ever had.Copy !req
829. And I've never done anything
but think of myself.Copy !req
830. And now Jellystone is just gonna be
a big field of stumps.Copy !req
831. What?Copy !req
832. They've started cutting down the trees.Copy !req
833. "Agricultural interest" is logging.
Oh, no, not our Jellystone.Copy !req
834. We have to save it, sir.Copy !req
835. I don't think we can save it, Yogi.Copy !req
836. I'm no smarter than you.Copy !req
837. I lost Jellystone.Copy !req
838. I lost Rachel.Copy !req
839. It's over.Copy !req
840. Mr. Ranger, I've learned two things
from stealing pic-a-nic baskets.Copy !req
841. light mayonnaise is not nearly as
good as regular mayonnaise.Copy !req
842. And two: you can't fail if
you never stop trying.Copy !req
843. You have to fight for the things
you love...Copy !req
844. whether it's a park,
a girl or a roast beef sandwich.Copy !req
845. Don't give up now.Copy !req
846. We're all Jellystone's got.Copy !req
847. You're right, Yogi.Copy !req
848. Jellystone's too important to give up on.
We gotta try. Come on.Copy !req
849. - Shotgun.
- Aw.Copy !req
850. I never thought I'd see this.Copy !req
851. Happy 100th anniversary, Jellystone.Copy !req
852. Isn't that Miss Movie Lady?Copy !req
853. I gotta get in there.
You don't understand.Copy !req
854. Let me in, please.Copy !req
855. No can do. Park is closed to the public
until the press conference. Mayor's orders.Copy !req
856. Then go talk to him.
Tell him what I told you.Copy !req
857. I'm sorry.Copy !req
858. I don't really take orders from a—Copy !req
859. I lived with gorillas, pal.Copy !req
860. I know rage.Copy !req
861. You do not want me to go gorilla
on you.Copy !req
862. Uh, I'll speak to the mayor.Copy !req
863. - Thank you.
- Okay.Copy !req
864. Rachel.Copy !req
865. Ranger Smith.Copy !req
866. I didn't think I'd ever see you again.Copy !req
867. I know.
I don't know what I was thinking.Copy !req
868. I think you're perfect.Copy !req
869. I think any guy in the world would be
lucky just to stand next to you.Copy !req
870. You really mean that?Copy !req
871. Of course I do.Copy !req
872. It's just, when I lost Jellystone,
I felt like such a failure.Copy !req
873. But losing you has felt much,
much worse.Copy !req
874. I'm like...Copy !req
875. I'm like a genus without a phylum.Copy !req
876. That's the sweetest thing anyone's
ever said to me.Copy !req
877. - So, um, we're still here.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
878. Oh, right. Ahem.
So, what are you doing here?Copy !req
879. - Come on, I'll show you.
- Okay.Copy !req
880. I was reviewing the documentary footage
from Boo Boo's camera and I saw this.Copy !req
881. Oh, my. I see it.Copy !req
882. I have a bald spot back there!Copy !req
883. I'm not talking about you, Yogi.
I'm talking about this.Copy !req
884. Yeah, it's my pet turtle.
He hangs out at the cave all the time.Copy !req
885. True. You know they don't come
out of that shell?Copy !req
886. I tried one time to see what one
would look like without it.Copy !req
887. But, nope, they're sewn in.Copy !req
888. This is no regular turtle. See the bulging
frog-like eyes and the really wide mouth?Copy !req
889. A frog-mouthed turtle?Copy !req
890. Yup, Rafetus swinhoei.Copy !req
891. But those are extinct.Copy !req
892. For a hundred years,
but apparently one still exists.Copy !req
893. And he lives in there. But they won't let me
through the gates to go find him.Copy !req
894. But if Jellystone has an endangered
species living in it, then—Copy !req
895. It has to be protected as a park.
That's the law.Copy !req
896. That turtle can save this park.Copy !req
897. Now I feel kinda bad about using him
as a foot stool.Copy !req
898. You've seen the filmmaker?Copy !req
899. Well, we spoke. About extinct turtles.Copy !req
900. You're telling me there is an extinct turtle
living here in the park?Copy !req
901. According to Miss Johnson's film,
there is.Copy !req
902. An extinct turtle?Copy !req
903. That's great. Visitors will come from miles
around to see an endangered species.Copy !req
904. Yes, they will, and that is great.Copy !req
905. We need to find this turtle.Copy !req
906. Just to keep it safe.
Have a vet check it out. The whole deal.Copy !req
907. The sooner we get to him the better.Copy !req
908. Oh, we need a head ranger
who's good enough to find it.Copy !req
909. Someone who thinks like a turtle.Copy !req
910. I am that head ranger.Copy !req
911. Well, then why are you still here?Copy !req
912. He's back.Copy !req
913. Come on.Copy !req
914. You need to let us in this park.
That turtle needs protection.Copy !req
915. Don't worry about the turtle.
We're handling it.Copy !req
916. We'll make sure he's put in a nice zoo.Copy !req
917. No. A turtle that's endangered can't
be removed from its natural habitat.Copy !req
918. It's against federal law.Copy !req
919. It is? Wow, I've never heard of that law...Copy !req
920. in chapter 4, subsection 6
of the Wildlife Protection Mandate.Copy !req
921. Don't worry, Mr. Ranger, sir.
That turtle is safe.Copy !req
922. These people have no idea where
my cave is.Copy !req
923. The turtle's in the talking bear's cave.Copy !req
924. Copy.Copy !req
925. Wow, that backfired.Copy !req
926. Okay. You know what? Fine,Copy !req
927. You win.Copy !req
928. What are you doing?Copy !req
929. I have a plan.Copy !req
930. One of the advantages...Copy !req
931. of having lived here since
I was a kid...Copy !req
932. is I know this park
like the back of my hand.Copy !req
933. Let's go!Copy !req
934. Hold on, boys.Copy !req
935. All right.Copy !req
936. Hey, there, little buddy.Copy !req
937. Hello, there.Copy !req
938. Uh-oh. Sorry about that.Copy !req
939. - Mayor Brown.
- This had better be good, Jones.Copy !req
940. I found the turtle.Copy !req
941. He was in Boo Boo's sleeping bag.Copy !req
942. But now I have him secure
at the picnic area.Copy !req
943. Jones, you're a hero.Copy !req
944. Sit tight. My chief of staff is
on his way to get him.Copy !req
945. Copy that.Copy !req
946. Head Ranger Jones over and out.Copy !req
947. He found the turtle.Copy !req
948. Dang it.Copy !req
949. Can't cross those rapids.
There's no way to get to him from here.Copy !req
950. Well, there is one way.Copy !req
951. There it is.Copy !req
952. My masterpiece.Copy !req
953. - You really think you can pull this off?
- I know I can, sir.Copy !req
954. I'm gonna snatch that basket-type turtle box
and fly away like a fuzzy bird.Copy !req
955. And I've got the best copilot
a basket-snatching machine could have.Copy !req
956. - I don't know how to fly this thing.
- Well, you'll pick it up as we go.Copy !req
957. Okay.Copy !req
958. Look, just be careful, okay, Yogi?Copy !req
959. Copy that, ground control.Copy !req
960. Basket-Nabber 2000 ready for takeoff.Copy !req
961. - Flight systems check. Boo Boo?
- What?Copy !req
962. - Can you reach the pedals?
- if I point my toes.Copy !req
963. Flight systems are go.Copy !req
964. Remember what I told you about flying
gliders, Yogi. Don't fight the wind.Copy !req
965. As long as the wind wants me to snatch up
that turtle, we'll get along just fine.Copy !req
966. - All right.
Start pedaling, Boo Boo.Copy !req
967. All right.Copy !req
968. Here goes.Copy !req
969. Hold on, Boo Boo. Fasten your seat belt.Copy !req
970. But there isn't one.Copy !req
971. Here we go!
Oh, Yogi!Copy !req
972. The wind should carry you south!Copy !req
973. We'll meet you there!Copy !req
974. Take your time, Mr. Ranger.Copy !req
975. This machine is equipped
with landing gear.Copy !req
976. We'll touch down as soft as a feather.Copy !req
977. Whoops.Copy !req
978. This is your captain speaking.Copy !req
979. We'll reach our turtle target
in about two minutes.Copy !req
980. So let's go ahead
and start the beverage service.Copy !req
981. - Yogi, look out.
- Aah!Copy !req
982. - Trees!
- Yes, trees!Copy !req
983. I got it. I got it.Copy !req
984. I got it.Copy !req
985. I don't got it!Copy !req
986. Pull up.Copy !req
987. - Hey!
- Pull up!Copy !req
988. You did it, Yogi.Copy !req
989. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
990. Ha-ha-ha. Great job, Jones.
I'll get this guy to the city zoo.Copy !req
991. - The city zoo?
- Yep.Copy !req
992. They got a nice spot ready
in the reptile house.Copy !req
993. The city zoo doesn't have
a reptile house.Copy !req
994. They're building one.Copy !req
995. - Who is?
- Builders.Copy !req
996. Sure you're trying to
protect the turtle?Copy !req
997. Yeah, we love turtles.Copy !req
998. Then you won't mind if I hold onto him
until I notify the Wildlife Federation, right?Copy !req
999. All right. You're gonna find this out in a few
hours anyway, so I might as well tell you.Copy !req
1000. We gotta lose this turtle
to sell logging rights to the park.Copy !req
1001. Logging? The whole park?Copy !req
1002. Yeah, but who cares?
It's still a park, just without trees.Copy !req
1003. And they'll grow back.Copy !req
1004. Yeah, in like 200 years.Copy !req
1005. It doesn't matter.
Your career is what matters.Copy !req
1006. Ha-ha-ha. Turtle target acquired.Copy !req
1007. I need 20 more feet of altitude.Copy !req
1008. Engage the hand pedals.Copy !req
1009. You couldn't put the hand pedals
by you?Copy !req
1010. There's a suggestion box behind
the seat, Boo Boo.Copy !req
1011. Wait, you don't want to approach him
like that. He's poisonous.Copy !req
1012. He's in a basket.Copy !req
1013. But he can spit. Poison.Copy !req
1014. He'll aim at your eyes.
Melt them out of your head.Copy !req
1015. - I'm telling you, that turtle is deadly.
- What are you looking at?Copy !req
1016. - Hook me in, Boo Boo.
- Okay.Copy !req
1017. And fire!Copy !req
1018. Here you go. Huh?Copy !req
1019. Yogi, wait!Copy !req
1020. Here I come!Copy !req
1021. He's going for the turtle.Copy !req
1022. - Mind if I borrow this?
- Hey!Copy !req
1023. Look, Boo Boo! We got the turtle!Copy !req
1024. Hey, why aren't you in your seat?Copy !req
1025. That bear knows how to steal a basket.Copy !req
1026. Everybody after that glider now!Copy !req
1027. I'm not gonna let a bear
make me look bad.Copy !req
1028. Been there, buddy.Copy !req
1029. We're drifting too far right.
I wanna get us outside the park.Copy !req
1030. Don't fight the wind, Yogi.Copy !req
1031. Remember what Miss Movie Lady
said about—Copy !req
1032. Never mind.Copy !req
1033. Hang on, Boo Boo.
- What do we do now?Copy !req
1034. Did you check the safety manual?Copy !req
1035. It's just a picture of us screaming.Copy !req
1036. We've got to deject, Boo.Copy !req
1037. Don't you mean eject?Copy !req
1038. Eject is up. Deject is down.Copy !req
1039. In case of emergency your seat can also
be used as a flotation device!Copy !req
1040. Hey, told you. Nothing to worry about.Copy !req
1041. I actually think I wasn't worried enough.Copy !req
1042. Let me see how our little passenger
is doing.Copy !req
1043. Wonder why they call him
a frog-mouthed turtle anyway?Copy !req
1044. Hey!Copy !req
1045. Hey, guys, over here!Copy !req
1046. Yogi, grab the branch.Copy !req
1047. Got you, Mr. Ranger, sir.Copy !req
1048. - Welcome aboard.
Yogi.Copy !req
1049. We were trying to get you off the raft.Copy !req
1050. Yeah, that makes more sense.Copy !req
1051. You guys did it. You saved him.Copy !req
1052. Oh, no.Copy !req
1053. They're gonna catch us downstream.Copy !req
1054. I'm on it.Copy !req
1055. No, Yogi, don't.Copy !req
1056. Problem solved.
They can't catch us now.Copy !req
1057. Yeah, because now we are headed straight
for the Jellyjarring Rapids.Copy !req
1058. - Grab a paddle.
- Tuck your head in, little buddy.Copy !req
1059. Brace yourselves.Copy !req
1060. Oh, come on, turtle.Copy !req
1061. Don't worry, I put safety belts in this raft
for just such an occasion.Copy !req
1062. You better hang on. Mr. Ranger said—Copy !req
1063. We're gonna be fine, Boo Boo.Copy !req
1064. Just sit back and let Mother Nature
carry us to—Copy !req
1065. I think Mother Nature's
kind of cranky today.Copy !req
1066. You okay, Yogi?Copy !req
1067. Fine!Copy !req
1068. Turtle!Copy !req
1069. Who's that? I can't see.Copy !req
1070. Come here, turtle.Copy !req
1071. - Got him.
Good work, Boo Boo.Copy !req
1072. We made it through the rapids.Copy !req
1073. Yeah, but that means the falls are
just up ahead.Copy !req
1074. Hold on!Copy !req
1075. Yogi. Yogi.Copy !req
1076. Now who says there are no rides
at Jellystone?Copy !req
1077. Yeah, you've definitely got
the thrill part down.Copy !req
1078. Please, take your seats.
The press conference is about to begin.Copy !req
1079. That's over a mile away.
We're never gonna make that in time.Copy !req
1080. - Ranger Jones?
- I messed up pretty bad, sir.Copy !req
1081. - I know. It's okay.
- I wanted to be head ranger.Copy !req
1082. Because you're a good head ranger and
I value leadership. I have a merit badge—Copy !req
1083. Can we talk later?
We're pressed for time.Copy !req
1084. Yes. Get in.Copy !req
1085. Boo Boo! Boo Boo! Wait up!Copy !req
1086. Well, well.Copy !req
1087. Guess who we found.Copy !req
1088. Starts with T and ends with a— "Urtle"?Copy !req
1089. It's over. Call off the logging.Copy !req
1090. The law says this park is now
a protected nature preserve.Copy !req
1091. You think I care about what the law says?Copy !req
1092. Or about some endangered
"frog-mouthed turtle"?Copy !req
1093. Or some stupid park for families
to have a picnic in?Copy !req
1094. I care about power, you pinheads!Copy !req
1095. And I'm gonna get it.Copy !req
1096. Nobody knows this turtle exists.Copy !req
1097. And nobody ever will.Copy !req
1098. You found the turtle.Copy !req
1099. Get this thing out of here before
anybody else sees it.Copy !req
1100. - Rachel!
- Oh!Copy !req
1101. Yogi!Copy !req
1102. Yogi, here!Copy !req
1103. Thank you.Copy !req
1104. - Yogi.
- I'm sorry. He was open.Copy !req
1105. Ha, ha.Copy !req
1106. Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a press conference.Copy !req
1107. I can still tell them what you did.Copy !req
1108. Oh, yeah? Without that turtle or a scrap
of evidence, go right ahead.Copy !req
1109. Well, you might as well tell them
Bigfoot is here. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
1110. And do yourself a favor, there, ranger.Copy !req
1111. Try to keep your dignity.Copy !req
1112. It's all you have left.Copy !req
1113. You know what? I'm taking care of
this thing myself this time.Copy !req
1114. That's the only way to make sure
the job is done right.Copy !req
1115. But that's why I'm the mayor's
right-hand man, right?Copy !req
1116. Because I don't make mistakes.Copy !req
1117. Hey, you know, people are wondering:Copy !req
1118. "Why should I vote for Mayor Brown
to be governor?"Copy !req
1119. Well, how about this:Copy !req
1120. Mayor Brown just turned the city's budget
from a deficit into a surplus!Copy !req
1121. And put $1000 into the pocket
of every citizen of this city!Copy !req
1122. Now before I sign the paperwork
that will save the city...Copy !req
1123. why don't you all take a look at my
first campaign ad for governor?Copy !req
1124. Mayor Brown,
the right choice for governor.Copy !req
1125. We're out of time. Must be something
we can do. Anybody have any ideas?Copy !req
1126. Well, I guess this is going to be
a pretty sad documentary, huh?Copy !req
1127. Are you—? Is he still filming?Copy !req
1128. I needed more footage,
so I told him to keep it rolling.Copy !req
1129. I can plug that into the video feed
right up there.Copy !req
1130. I just need a way to distract the guards.Copy !req
1131. I think we can take care of that.Copy !req
1132. He supports public safety.Copy !req
1133. All right, hurry up, people. Focus.Copy !req
1134. Let's go save those orphans.Copy !req
1135. Hey, hey, hey, check this out!Copy !req
1136. - Kick it, Boo Boo.
- Kicking it.Copy !req
1137. Don't stop believingCopy !req
1138. Hold on to that feelingCopy !req
1139. He's tough on crime.Copy !req
1140. Hey, hey, hey, look at this. Keep your eye
on the little bear. Look at the skills.Copy !req
1141. Amazing!Copy !req
1142. And here's what Mayor Brown...Copy !req
1143. proudly has to say
about protecting our natural resources.Copy !req
1144. You think I care about what the law says?Copy !req
1145. Or about some endangered
"frog-mouthed turtle"?Copy !req
1146. - Some stupid park for families to picnic in?
- No. No.Copy !req
1147. No. I care about power, you pinheads!Copy !req
1148. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1149. Nobody knows this turtle exists.Copy !req
1150. And nobody ever will.Copy !req
1151. There's about to be a riot out there.
I need you out front.Copy !req
1152. Okay. No. Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Please, please, please. That was not real.Copy !req
1153. Trust me, there is no such thing as
a frog-mouthed turtle.Copy !req
1154. He's right next to me, isn't he?Copy !req
1155. Okay.Copy !req
1156. - We did it, Yogi!
- Up high, Boo Boo!Copy !req
1157. - All right!
We got it! Yogi!Copy !req
1158. All right, and now...Copy !req
1159. Miss Moviemaker Lady.Copy !req
1160. Hey, we did it.Copy !req
1161. Hey, Mr. Ranger!Copy !req
1162. Come on, Boo Boo.
- Okay.Copy !req
1163. I was wrong, Yogi.Copy !req
1164. I say from here on,
we just be proud of who we are...Copy !req
1165. and fight for the things
we're passionate about, like this park.Copy !req
1166. And Rachel.Copy !req
1167. And pic-a-nic baskets?Copy !req
1168. And pic-a-nic baskets.Copy !req
1169. - Aw, come here!
- No, you don't have to—Copy !req
1170. Okay. All right, that's—Copy !req
1171. I'm good.Copy !req
1172. Here you go, Boo Boo.
Take good care of him.Copy !req
1173. Hey, there, buddy.Copy !req
1174. No, no, no, I never took a kickback
on anything in my entire career.Copy !req
1175. No one loves turtles more than I do.Copy !req
1176. And nature in general. I love trees.Copy !req
1177. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
1178. Gorilla?Copy !req
1179. Himalayan snow leopard.Copy !req
1180. Huh.Copy !req
1181. Welcome to Jellystone, home of
the frog-mouthed turtle. And brochures.Copy !req
1182. I'm Ranger Jones.Copy !req
1183. Ah, yes, Jellystone Park.Copy !req
1184. A wonderful little piece of paradise.Copy !req
1185. Where families come
and soak up the tranquility of nature.Copy !req
1186. It's a place that—Copy !req
1187. Huh?Copy !req
1188. Never mind.Copy !req
1189. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
1190. Hi. Welcome.Copy !req
1191. Well, I am certainly glad that you are gonna
be staying in Jellystone for a while.Copy !req
1192. And what animal will you be observing?Copy !req
1193. Well, I thought I would observe
the courting rituals of...Copy !req
1194. the American ranger.Copy !req
1195. I happen to hear the American ranger
is a very charming...Copy !req
1196. intelligent, attractive species.Copy !req
1197. One that always keeps his cool.Copy !req
1198. Even when basket-stealing bears
push his buttons?Copy !req
1199. Listen, Yogi will be Yogi.Copy !req
1200. And I'm just not gonna let it
bother me anymore.Copy !req
1201. Besides...Copy !req
1202. I have more important things
to focus on.Copy !req
1203. Oh...Copy !req
1204. I...Copy !req
1205. Let's— Let's try that again.Copy !req
1206. Afternoon, Mr. Ranger, sir!Copy !req
1207. Hi, Miss Movie Lady!Copy !req
1208. Yogi!Copy !req
1209. I love this place.Copy !req
1210. Yogi! Hey!Copy !req
1211. HQ-Encoders ReleaseCopy !req