1. Jellystone Park.Copy !req
2. One of the nation's oldest and most
beautiful stretches of wilderness.Copy !req
3. For years, families have headed out
from the busy city...Copy !req
4. eager to enjoy a little camping,
fishing...Copy !req
5. and, of course,
observing the park's natural wildlife.Copy !req
6. Boo Boo, I think it's time
I introduced myself to that pic-a-nic basket.Copy !req
7. You know, Yogi,
we could just hunt for food.Copy !req
8. All the other animals do.Copy !req
9. Boo Boo, a pic-a-nic basket has
everything a bear needs.Copy !req
10. And I'm not just talking about the treats
and snack-type goodies. No.Copy !req
11. A pic-a-nic basket holds a lot more
than that.Copy !req
12. It holds dreams.Copy !req
13. What are we looking at?Copy !req
14. I don't know.Copy !req
15. Hook me in.Copy !req
16. You sure it'll work, Yogi?Copy !req
17. Well, you know, Boo Boo,
I'm smarter than the average bear!Copy !req
18. All right!Copy !req
19. Ranger Smith!Copy !req
20. Sorry about that.
We got a 4-23 in Redwood Valley, sir.Copy !req
21. - A what?
- A bear disturbance.Copy !req
22. - I think it's probably...
- I know who it is.Copy !req
23. Why didn't you just say
"bear disturbance"?Copy !req
24. Well, l...Copy !req
25. Uh, well, it sounds cooler.Copy !req
26. I mean, we're park rangers, sir.
You know:Copy !req
27. "To protect and preserve."Copy !req
28. Did you just make that motto up?Copy !req
29. Yeah, I did. Do you like it?Copy !req
30. Ranger Jones, you know that, well,
being a park ranger, it's not about mottos.Copy !req
31. It's about keeping the park safe.Copy !req
32. That's where the glory is.
Protecting all of this.Copy !req
33. Yeah, I know. Besides,
that motto was still in the testing phase.Copy !req
34. It's not like I made T-shirts or anything.Copy !req
35. Heh, no, of course not.
Okay, I'm gonna deal with that 4-23.Copy !req
36. Okay, copy that, sir.Copy !req
37. Um, I'm actually gonna hop
in the Armadillo, make some rounds.Copy !req
38. Jones, you know that the Armadillo is
for head ranger use only.Copy !req
39. I might need it at any moment to deal
with a park emergency.Copy !req
40. Why don't you finish stacking
those trail maps?Copy !req
41. Yeah, sure. Okay.Copy !req
42. Yeah, because that's what future
head rangers do, they stack maps.Copy !req
43. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!Copy !req
44. Our days of getting banged up
to grab a meal are over, Boo Boo.Copy !req
45. From now on, the pic-a-nic baskets are
going to fall into our arms.Copy !req
46. Soldering iron.Copy !req
47. - Here you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
48. Okay. That should do it. Test rock.Copy !req
49. Okay, Yogi.Copy !req
50. Weight sensor triggered.Copy !req
51. Basket in position.Copy !req
52. Launch spring starts coiling.Copy !req
53. Firing pin drops. And...Copy !req
54. Bull's-eye!Copy !req
55. I'm so smart it hurts!Copy !req
56. You're standing on the soldering iron.Copy !req
57. Or it's that.Copy !req
58. Hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
59. There's the test rock.Copy !req
60. Now we just wait here for a pic-a-nic basket
to fall into our arms.Copy !req
61. Are you sure about this, Yogi?
People seem to get pretty mad when you...Copy !req
62. A genius never questions his instincts,
Boo Boo.Copy !req
63. When you have a mind like mine...Copy !req
64. you can't blink or you'll put a kink
in your think.Copy !req
65. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.Copy !req
66. We've got our first customers.Copy !req
67. And they have pie!Copy !req
68. I wonder what kind it is.Copy !req
69. Yogi, are you out here?Copy !req
70. - It's Mr. Ranger.
- Aah!Copy !req
71. Get rid of the test rock.
Destroy the evidence. I was never here.Copy !req
72. Look... Ow!Copy !req
73. Hello, Mr. Ranger, sir.Copy !req
74. Did you just...Copy !req
75. Did you guys... Did you...
Oh, never mind.Copy !req
76. Look, there was a complaint about a bear
interfering with a family picnic.Copy !req
77. I see. And you'd like us to mount
some sort of investigation?Copy !req
78. No, I think it was you.Copy !req
79. What? How can you even think that?
Are you feverish?Copy !req
80. Let me press my lips against
your forehead.Copy !req
81. Wait! You're not pressing your lips
against my forehead.Copy !req
82. Hey, it's a lot better than the way
they take my temperature.Copy !req
83. No, look, Yogi,
we've been over this many times.Copy !req
84. Bears are supposed to avoid people,
not run around stealing their food.Copy !req
85. I agree, sir. That's why my friend Boo Boo
and I would never think...Copy !req
86. of disturbing a family's pic-a-nic.Copy !req
87. Huh. It missed.Copy !req
88. Good day, Mr. Ranger, sir.Copy !req
89. We'll keep our eyes peeled.Copy !req
90. I wonder if he noticed the pie.Copy !req
91. Ra... Smith. You have a vis... Over.Copy !req
92. Didn't understand a word of that, Jones.Copy !req
93. - Sorry. Some lady's here to see you.
- Send her in.Copy !req
94. - Okay. I'll be in the Armadillo.
- Or you could be...Copy !req
95. - Map stacking?
- Map stacking.Copy !req
96. - Ranger Smith?
- Yes.Copy !req
97. - Hello. I'm Rachel Johnson.
- Hi.Copy !req
98. I was hoping to talk to you about
filming a documentary here.Copy !req
99. Sure. I can handle you for that.
Handle that for you.Copy !req
100. Sorry. My work isn't...
My brain isn't working right.Copy !req
101. - I must have inhaled some jimsonweed.
- Oh.Copy !req
102. Datura stramonium.
It's known to cause delirium...Copy !req
103. - ... cramping and nausea. Heh.
- Cramping and nausea.Copy !req
104. You've read
The North American Wilderness Guide.Copy !req
105. Yeah, I like to highlight all the plants
and animals I see.Copy !req
106. - I like to... Me too.
- Ha, ha! Yeah.Copy !req
107. Ranger Smith. At your service.Copy !req
108. You want to film a documentary
in Jellystone?Copy !req
109. Yes.
I sent you a letter about a month ago.Copy !req
110. - Written on a piece of bark.
- That was you!Copy !req
111. Yes. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
112. I was in Sumatra,
living among the orangutans at the time...Copy !req
113. and they get very nervous if they spot
anything from the modern world.Copy !req
114. Really? Wow, that's amazing.Copy !req
115. Then what did you use for ink?Copy !req
116. Bird poop and spit.Copy !req
117. Impressive.
So, what are you here to film?Copy !req
118. Well, I was hoping to shoot
a local species.Copy !req
119. Something to really capture the beauty
of a national park.Copy !req
120. Terrific.
What animal were you thinking?Copy !req
121. I heard you had an unusual brown bear.Copy !req
122. - Brown bear?
- Yes.Copy !req
123. One that talks? Those are so rare.Copy !req
124. - None that I can think of.
- Named Yogi? Wears a hat and a tie?Copy !req
125. No, that doesn't ring a bell.Copy !req
126. I think he's standing on the roof,
trying to steal your lunchbox.Copy !req
127. I smell PB and J.Copy !req
128. I'm all done.Copy !req
129. Oh, right. That Yogi.Copy !req
130. Bankrupt? No, no, no. We're a city.
Cities don't go bankrupt.Copy !req
131. They do when they're broke, sir.Copy !req
132. We just have to find some money
somewhere.Copy !req
133. I'm about to run for governor.Copy !req
134. How am I gonna do that
when my own city is bankrupt?Copy !req
135. Okay, yes. Thank you.Copy !req
136. - Here's the invoice, Mr. Mayor.
- Yikes! Wow. Ha.Copy !req
137. I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.Copy !req
138. Just bill it to the city, okay? Thank you.Copy !req
139. Ugh. How did we ever go so broke?Copy !req
140. - I think we just spent too much.
- Hmm. Is there anything we can sell?Copy !req
141. You already sold the public golf course
to condo developers...Copy !req
142. two of the three fire stations to
that frozen yogurt company.Copy !req
143. You were selling the library,
but it burned down.Copy !req
144. Oh, yeah. That was gonna be one of
those make-your-own-doughnut places.Copy !req
145. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
146. - if you could dream it up, you could make it.
- Ah. Love those.Copy !req
147. We gotta think of something here.Copy !req
148. Well, if we don't have anything to sell,
maybe we can profit off what we can't sell.Copy !req
149. I don't understand those words.Copy !req
150. Like when we sold the bottling rights
to the water in Lake Beuclair.Copy !req
151. - We made a fortune.
- Yeah.Copy !req
152. Sinkhole Beuclair is a great place
to throw old mattresses.Copy !req
153. - Oh, yeah.
- Hmm.Copy !req
154. We just don't have any more resources
to exploit.Copy !req
155. Or do we?Copy !req
156. Jellystone.Copy !req
157. If we rezone Jellystone Park as agricultural
land, we can sell the logging rights.Copy !req
158. Here.Copy !req
159. This company says they'll give us
thousands of dollars an acre...Copy !req
160. just to cut down the trees
or something.Copy !req
161. That'll be enough to balance the budget
and give each citizen a big fat check.Copy !req
162. You have any idea how many votes
that'll buy me?Copy !req
163. - Enough to be the next governor?
- Exactly.Copy !req
164. You're fine, Yogi.
It's just a few scrapes and bruises.Copy !req
165. I don't know, Mr. Ranger.
I'm pretty sure I heard my spine snap.Copy !req
166. Well, you wouldn't be able to stand.Copy !req
167. And you wouldn't be able to eat.Copy !req
168. I'm okay!Copy !req
169. Yogi, Boo Boo, I would like to introduce
you to Rachel Johnson...Copy !req
170. who's here to make a nature
documentary.Copy !req
171. What the heck was that?Copy !req
172. I was saying hello.Copy !req
173. I lived in a den with brown bears
for six months.Copy !req
174. Only bear I've ever lived with
is Boo Boo.Copy !req
175. And he only makes that sound after
he's eaten baked beans. Heh, heh.Copy !req
176. I have problems with baked beans.Copy !req
177. And for a little bear,
he makes a lot of stink.Copy !req
178. Okay, I have some fantastic river otters
you can film instead.Copy !req
179. - Could get a hat and tie on the slow one.
- No, you know, I really, really like these two.Copy !req
180. - Would you guys mind if I shoot you?
- Huh?Copy !req
181. Yogi, I think she meant with a camera.Copy !req
182. Yes. Of course with a camera.Copy !req
183. Heh-heh-heh. I knew that.Copy !req
184. But not just any camera.Copy !req
185. This isn't gonna make me look fat,
is it?Copy !req
186. No, you are gonna look great.Copy !req
187. Okay, just a few more adjustments.Copy !req
188. Please, excuse the pre-tied bow tie.Copy !req
189. My mornings are often rushed.Copy !req
190. It's fine, Boo Boo. This is going to be
a whole new perspective for a documentary.Copy !req
191. The Boo Boo cam will capture the true
wilderness in all its natural glory.Copy !req
192. No other human in sight.Copy !req
193. That sounds like my apartment. Ha, ha.Copy !req
194. Uh, you know, because I live alone.Copy !req
195. Well, plenty of women have tried
to change that.Copy !req
196. It's just, I haven't found one that...Copy !req
197. - Likes you?
- What? No. No, that...Copy !req
198. Will return your calls?Copy !req
199. Can you stop helping, please?Copy !req
200. Sir, I can see you like this lady.Copy !req
201. But your courting rituals need work.Copy !req
202. What you need to do is follow her around
for two days making snorting sounds.Copy !req
203. Then fight any male that looks at her.Copy !req
204. And then, of course, urinate on her
to mark her as your territory.Copy !req
205. Works every time.Copy !req
206. I got it under control, Yogi.Copy !req
207. - Boo Boo, you're rolling.
- Cool.Copy !req
208. Yogi Bear, a brown bear commonly found
in North America and Alaska.Copy !req
209. Weighing up to 1800 pounds, brown bears
are also the national animal of Finland.Copy !req
210. I don't think you have to narrate.Copy !req
211. But I liked where you were going with it,
Boo Boo.Copy !req
212. - I was hooked.
- Really?Copy !req
213. Yes. Now try to film from flattering angles,
if you know what I mean.Copy !req
214. Pic-a-nic baskets may be delicious on
the lips, but they're a lifetime on the hips.Copy !req
215. Oh, no.Copy !req
216. Ranger Smith! Ranger Smith.
The mayor's here.Copy !req
217. What's he doing here?Copy !req
218. Why didn't he give us more warning?
I have to secure the area.Copy !req
219. All units, lock down the park.
Repeat, lock down the park.Copy !req
220. Jones, you know
I'm the only other ranger here, right?Copy !req
221. Yeah.Copy !req
222. - Ranger Smith, we need to talk.
- You could've just called.Copy !req
223. Yeah, but I thought
this would be more friendly.Copy !req
224. I'm really working on my people skills.Copy !req
225. Anyway, I am closing your park down.Copy !req
226. - Okay.
- What?Copy !req
227. Oh, yeah, this place just costs the city
way too much money.Copy !req
228. Jellystone hasn't made its operating budget
in 10 years.Copy !req
229. You know, it's hard to compete with
all those amusement parks...Copy !req
230. Oh, hey, you're not kidding. Oh, have you
guys been to Lincoln Log Land yet?Copy !req
231. Oh, man, they have got a roller coaster
there, it's made completely out of logs.Copy !req
232. It's just like they rode in the pioneer days.
It's unbelievable.Copy !req
233. Sir, Jellystone is special. Okay?
It's turning 100 years old this very year.Copy !req
234. Why, it's a landmark.
I would never let it be closed down.Copy !req
235. Well, uh, you actually
don't have a choice.Copy !req
236. Have you read the city bylaws lately?Copy !req
237. Chapter 6. Section 73.Copy !req
238. "Any municipal property
that can't generate enough money...Copy !req
239. to cover its operating budget...Copy !req
240. can be rezoned for other uses."Copy !req
241. And since Jellystone loses money
every year, we're shutting it down.Copy !req
242. Uh, sorry?Copy !req
243. - I thought that went well.
Yeah.Copy !req
244. Just a second, Mr. Mayor.Copy !req
245. Who says we can't cover our budget? Park
doesn't report earnings till next quarter.Copy !req
246. Yeah, which is like one week away.Copy !req
247. Come on, Smith.
You gotta be $20,000 in the hole.Copy !req
248. We wish. Yeah. Try 30,562.Copy !req
249. That's probably a couple hundred extra
for the map stand.Copy !req
250. I think it's confession time.Copy !req
251. - I only pretended to fix it.
- Thanks, Jones.Copy !req
252. Sounds like you're in pretty deep
there, Smith.Copy !req
253. Maybe we are. But this is one of the last
places families can go to be close to nature.Copy !req
254. The world needs that.Copy !req
255. Well, I'm not mayor of the world.Copy !req
256. I'm mayor of this city.Copy !req
257. And this city needs this park rezoned.Copy !req
258. I'm sorry.Copy !req
259. I feel awful about it.Copy !req
260. Even though I look really good.Copy !req
261. This is a new suit.Copy !req
262. So, okay.Copy !req
263. Maybe we don't have our operating
budget today. But you know what?Copy !req
264. - A lot can happen in a week.
- All right. Have it your way. Take a week.Copy !req
265. Hey, I'll even get you started.
What's the admission fee for one car again?Copy !req
266. Four dollars.Copy !req
267. Four dollars, huh? Four whole dollars?Copy !req
268. Well, that changes everything.
Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
269. Well, I only need to come back in here
like, uh, what, 10,000 more times?Copy !req
270. In a week! Do I have time for that?Copy !req
271. - lmpossible.
- Oh, shoot.Copy !req
272. You want-a some-a lasagna?Copy !req
273. You hungry, buddy?Copy !req
274. Of course! I'm always hungry.Copy !req
275. I was talking to my pet turtle.Copy !req
276. Here you go.Copy !req
277. That better not be my beefjerky.Copy !req
278. So, what's the big deal, Yogi?Copy !req
279. This is the big deal, Boo Boo.Copy !req
280. It's my masterpiece.Copy !req
281. The Basket-Nabber 2000.Copy !req
282. The most advanced pic-a-nic
basket-stealing technology ever invented.Copy !req
283. Wow.Copy !req
284. Climb aboard.Copy !req
285. This glider can steer...Copy !req
286. dive, shoot rubber bands at
pesky-type birds...Copy !req
287. and even has an air bag.Copy !req
288. Had an air bag.Copy !req
289. Sorry, Yogi.Copy !req
290. Not to worry. We could cushion our landing
with all the pic-a-nic baskets we swipe.Copy !req
291. Now, how's that copilot seat feel?Copy !req
292. A little wobbly,
like it's not tied on very tight.Copy !req
293. You won't feel that in the air.Copy !req
294. Get ready to fly faster than the speed
of sandwich, Boo Boo.Copy !req
295. We're gonna break the pic-a-nic barrier.Copy !req
296. Yogi!Copy !req
297. That's not his happy voice.Copy !req
298. Don't move.
I'm switching the glider into stealth mode.Copy !req
299. Stealth mode?Copy !req
300. Wow. How are you able to...Copy !req
301. Oh.Copy !req
302. Ah, Mr. Ranger, sir. Welcome.Copy !req
303. Can I interest you in a sody pop?Copy !req
304. - There you go.
- When did you steal our vending machine?Copy !req
305. I, um... I'm repairing it, sir.Copy !req
306. This machine gives its sodas away
for free when a bear kicks it.Copy !req
307. Look, a camper has reported some
missing fishing poles...Copy !req
308. so I'm gonna go out on a limb here
and say it was you.Copy !req
309. Fishing poles? Sir, I'm a bear.Copy !req
310. If I wanted to catch fish,
I would just use my...Copy !req
311. Your paws, Yogi.Copy !req
312. Isn't that kind of unsanitary?Copy !req
313. What's that?Copy !req
314. - What's what?
- That thing.Copy !req
315. - What thing?
- The thing under the blanket.Copy !req
316. - Blanket?
- The object right behind you.Copy !req
317. Oh. Oh, that. Heh.Copy !req
318. A sculpture.Copy !req
319. I'm sculpting now. Mostly landscapes.Copy !req
320. And where's Boo Boo?Copy !req
321. - France.
- What?Copy !req
322. - That's not close by, is it?
- No.Copy !req
323. Then he's in the bathroom.Copy !req
324. - Excuse me.
- Wait!Copy !req
325. Hey, this isn't the bathroom.Copy !req
326. I'm telling you, Mr. Ranger,
it's not for stealing pic-a-nic baskets.Copy !req
327. It says "Basket-Nabber 2000"
right here, Yogi.Copy !req
328. I do regret calling it that now.Copy !req
329. I know I'm always saying,
"Stay away from the campers."Copy !req
330. This is different.
Jellystone is in real trouble.Copy !req
331. If I don't raise $30,000 in a week,
this park's getting rezoned.Copy !req
332. Rezoned? What does that mean?Copy !req
333. It means the park won't
be a park anymore.Copy !req
334. The city will use this land
for something else.Copy !req
335. So we have got to do everything
we can to help save it.Copy !req
336. Which means you have gotta stop stealing
food so that campers will leave here happy.Copy !req
337. But they do leave here happy.Copy !req
338. Getting your food stolen by Yogi Bear
is special. People come here for that.Copy !req
339. It's like catching a foul ball
at a baseball game.Copy !req
340. Nope. It's like getting your food stolen
at a baseball game.Copy !req
341. Come on, Yogi. Would it really be so hard
to be a regular bear?Copy !req
342. You know, to forage for food,
to walk around on all fours...Copy !req
343. to hibernate a little, or a lot.Copy !req
344. If nature had meant for me
to be a regular bear...Copy !req
345. it wouldn't have given me
such a good thought-cooker, sir.Copy !req
346. I can't help it if my melon is
full of smart juice.Copy !req
347. Yogi, your melon is hurting this park.Copy !req
348. There are repercussions to stealing
people's picnic baskets.Copy !req
349. Not in my experience, sir.Copy !req
350. On the other hand...Copy !req
351. Ranger Smith,
mind if I borrow the 'dilla?Copy !req
352. It's an emergency.
Somebody parked without parking decals.Copy !req
353. Jones, I would really prefer it if you focused
on just maintaining the park instead.Copy !req
354. Let me deal with the visitors
until you've had more experience.Copy !req
355. Sorry, sir. Guess that's just
the Eagle Scout in me, you know?Copy !req
356. Always wanting to be in control,
be a leader.Copy !req
357. Live up to this fanny pack
full of merit badges.Copy !req
358. You know that fanny pack is for
first aid supplies, right?Copy !req
359. A merit badge in first aid is the only
supply I need, sir.Copy !req
360. Right, but it might not be the only
supply a hurt person needs.Copy !req
361. You seen Rachel?Copy !req
362. Yeah, I saw her.
She was heading up to Lookout Mountain.Copy !req
363. She can't be far. I'll drive. Let's roll.Copy !req
364. Jones.Copy !req
365. The sprawling beauty of Jellystone Park.Copy !req
366. A timeless stretch of wilderness
untouched by man.Copy !req
367. Oh.Copy !req
368. Ranger Smith.Copy !req
369. Wow, heh.Copy !req
370. What's with the fancy outfit?Copy !req
371. Dress greens.
I always wear dress greens in the evening.Copy !req
372. You know, in case there's, you know...Copy !req
373. - I don't know how to talk to girls.
- Oh.Copy !req
374. Why do you think
I spend so much time with animals?Copy !req
375. All you have to do is scratch their backside
and you've got a friend for life.Copy !req
376. Try that with people...Copy !req
377. and all of a sudden you're the weird girl
on the bus that nobody wants to sit next to.Copy !req
378. Um, uh, listen. I was wondering, you know,
if you were...Copy !req
379. I mean, it's getting late and we could, uh...
If you want.Copy !req
380. I mean, it's not that... You don't... It's...Copy !req
381. You know, it's not a worry. Don't worry.Copy !req
382. Did you just ask me to dinner?Copy !req
383. Yes. I did. Heh.Copy !req
384. - Good, you got that, huh?
- Yes.Copy !req
385. I just thought, well, it's getting late.
I happen to know this great place.Copy !req
386. - Very gourmet.
- Really? Where?Copy !req
387. So close you won't believe it.Copy !req
388. Wow, how did you ever find this place?Copy !req
389. This is a four-star porch.Copy !req
390. And fresh from the hot plate,
I give you...Copy !req
391. - ... rack of Spam.
- Oh.Copy !req
392. Wow.Copy !req
393. Maybe "gourmet" was a bit of a stretch.Copy !req
394. No, it actually looks wonderful.Copy !req
395. Great.Copy !req
396. You know, this really is a peaceful place.Copy !req
397. It's something, isn't it?
I pretty much grew up here.Copy !req
398. My father was a ranger
when I was a kid...Copy !req
399. and he turned this park into the number
one tourist destination in the state.Copy !req
400. I mean, it was a park, you know?
Like families came by the hundreds...Copy !req
401. swam in the streams, hiked on the trails.
It was really something.Copy !req
402. This is really good.Copy !req
403. Anyway, I don't know.
Maybe it's my fault.Copy !req
404. I spent so many years learning everything
I could about the park...Copy !req
405. so I'd be a better ranger.Copy !req
406. Maybe instead, I should have come up
with a gimmick to get people to come here.Copy !req
407. You know, change the name to
Extreme Jellystone.Copy !req
408. - I think that it's perfect just the way it is.
- You do?Copy !req
409. You're right.Copy !req
410. Absolutely.
There's no better place on earth.Copy !req
411. - Hey, Mr. Ranger.
- Except a place without him.Copy !req
412. Evening, Mr. Ranger, sir.Copy !req
413. Madame Moviemaker Lady.Copy !req
414. And yes, I'm using the fancy tense
to show you the utmost respect.Copy !req
415. Hi. Ha, ha.Copy !req
416. What do you want, Yogi?Copy !req
417. Well, I was thinking about the park's
prickly predicament...Copy !req
418. and I would like to do my part to help.Copy !req
419. This is all the money I have saved.
Almost $100.Copy !req
420. I was going to use it on myself,
but I'd rather donate it to Jellystone.Copy !req
421. Well, thank you, Yogi. That's...Copy !req
422. That is very sweet.Copy !req
423. - Where does a bear get money from?
- That brown box by the parking lot.Copy !req
424. The park donation box.Copy !req
425. Yep. But I want you to have it.Copy !req
426. Consider it a gift to Jellystone.Copy !req
427. That won't be hard.
Look, guys, I appreciate the effort.Copy !req
428. But what this park needs is visitors
and lots of them.Copy !req
429. Well, I can help you there, sir.Copy !req
430. Just make me a headliner.
I will rock this place.Copy !req
431. - Kick it, Boo Boo.
- Kicking it.Copy !req
432. I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't denyCopy !req
433. That when a girl walks in
With a itty-bitty waistCopy !req
434. And a round thing in your face
You get sprungCopy !req
435. That's not gonna work either, Yogi.Copy !req
436. You're right. We need something
flashier than music. Not a problem.Copy !req
437. I've got this water-skiing routine
that will change the face of entertainment.Copy !req
438. Got a little of everything.
Music, stunts, magic.Copy !req
439. - And I jump over Boo Boo at the end.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
440. - I want to try it.
- I don't care.Copy !req
441. I hate to interrupt,
but you're not gonna water-ski...Copy !req
442. or dance or do anything
that might disturb the campers, okay?Copy !req
443. If what you really want to do
is help save this park...Copy !req
444. you will lay low, stay away from people.
Think you can do that for me?Copy !req
445. You have my word, Mr. Ranger.Copy !req
446. I will be seen, but not heard.Copy !req
447. Or seen.Copy !req
448. Fine.Copy !req
449. Huh?Copy !req
450. You guys done with that Spam?Copy !req
451. - Get out of here.
- Okay. Sheesh!Copy !req
452. Hey.Copy !req
453. What's this?Copy !req
454. Seasons pass applications.Copy !req
455. Unfortunately,
not a lot of takers on those.Copy !req
456. Fifty bucks for an entire year?
Including camping fees? That's a bargain.Copy !req
457. If this were a place people wanted
to visit throughout the year.Copy !req
458. Maybe Yogi was on to something.Copy !req
459. - You said the park was turning 100, right?
- Right.Copy !req
460. Well, a big event could really
pull people in.Copy !req
461. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
462. We could have, like, a moss collection day
or a big squirrel chase.Copy !req
463. - Or...
- Fireworks.Copy !req
464. Yes. Exactly. Why didn't I think of that?Copy !req
465. We could host a big centennial festival.
People always show up for fireworks.Copy !req
466. If even half of the people
buy season passes...Copy !req
467. the park makes enough money
to stay open.Copy !req
468. Right. Let's get the word out.Copy !req
469. I think I can help with that.Copy !req
470. That is great.Copy !req
471. How did we pay for it?Copy !req
472. We didn't.
It was some fast-food restaurant...Copy !req
473. but I rearranged the letters right
before the plane took off.Copy !req
474. You're very cool, Rachel Johnson.Copy !req
475. You're pretty cool yourself.Copy !req
476. I do have my own kind of
natural swagger.Copy !req
477. Jellystone National Park, 100th year
anniversary. There'll be fireworks.Copy !req
478. Just stay calm, Jones.Copy !req
479. You should be patrolling in the Armadillo
making park-impacting decisions, but...Copy !req
480. - Hey, 100th year anniversary.
- Thanks.Copy !req
481. But you're not there yet.
You still have to follow orders.Copy !req
482. Even if those orders make you look
like a giant Cheez-It.Copy !req
483. Mr. Mayor!Copy !req
484. Hi, Mr. Mayor.Copy !req
485. Why is it only going halfway down again?
Doesn't make any... No!Copy !req
486. Oh, okay. Is it a double tap
or do I have to press it...Copy !req
487. - Oh, dang it!
- I got it, sir.Copy !req
488. Yeah. That's exactly what I did.Copy !req
489. Let me see one of those fliers.Copy !req
490. "Come celebrate Jellystone's 100th
anniversary with fireworks and fun."Copy !req
491. "And receive $10 off a season pass"?Copy !req
492. He's gonna try to make the budget
selling season passes.Copy !req
493. Yeah, ugh. Lt's not a very good idea,
in my opinion.Copy !req
494. But nobody consulted me, because my job
is just to maintain the park...Copy !req
495. which is basically poking trash
with a stick.Copy !req
496. Yeah. Yeah, why is a guy with your talent
doing this insulting grunt work?Copy !req
497. You should be running a park.Copy !req
498. Yeah, but Ranger Smith says
I have to pay my dues.Copy !req
499. - Excuse me?
- What?Copy !req
500. - He has to pay his dues? Ha.
- Ha, ha.Copy !req
501. Nobody pays dues anymore.Copy !req
502. You gotta be in charge now
while you still know everything.Copy !req
503. - That's what I've been saying.
- Yeah.Copy !req
504. Buddy, if it was up to me, you would be
the head ranger of Jellystone already.Copy !req
505. - You'd put me in charge?
- In a second. Yes.Copy !req
506. You know, if this centennial festival didn't
work out, I probably could relocate Smith.Copy !req
507. You know, uh,
maybe you could help me with that.Copy !req
508. Make sure it doesn't succeed?Copy !req
509. Wait, you mean, like, sabotage it?Copy !req
510. No. Oh, no, no, no.
No, I want you to be head ranger.Copy !req
511. It just so happens that the only way to
do that is to bring down this festival.Copy !req
512. But spend the rest of your life
as second-in-command if you like.Copy !req
513. That's fine.
It's a perfectly valid life choice.Copy !req
514. Well, you just think about it and give
me a call, okay? Here's my card.Copy !req
515. So long.Copy !req
516. Hey. Now why is it doing that?Copy !req
517. No. Boy Scouts are loyal, thrifty, kind...Copy !req
518. Hey, you're back.
Hey, thanks for getting those fliers out.Copy !req
519. Let me tell you,
this festival is gonna be huge.Copy !req
520. Hey, Ranger Smith, how long do you think
until I reach head ranger status?Copy !req
521. Oh, no time at all.
I did it in 12 short years.Copy !req
522. Ha, okay.Copy !req
523. Are you serious?Copy !req
524. Just be patient, Jones.
It'll be here before you know it.Copy !req
525. This festival's gonna be great!Copy !req
526. I can't wait 12 years.Copy !req
527. Seasons pass order forms.
Seasons pass order forms. Thank you.Copy !req
528. Seasons pass order forms,
$10 off today. Ah, enjoy.Copy !req
529. I can't take it, Boo Boo.Copy !req
530. Two days without a tasty treat to eat?Copy !req
531. And I have to sit up here while they're
having a "happy birthday, Jellystone" party?Copy !req
532. And they have doughnuts.Copy !req
533. Doughnuts!Copy !req
534. Yogi, what are you doing?Copy !req
535. - Yogi!
- I'm going.Copy !req
536. Hey.Copy !req
537. Wait. Don't do it, Yogi.Copy !req
538. You promised Mr. Ranger.Copy !req
539. You're right. I'm losing control, Boo Boo.
I don't know who's steering the ship.Copy !req
540. Here.Copy !req
541. I want you to handcuff me to this tree
and not unlock it no matter what I say.Copy !req
542. Okay, Yogi.Copy !req
543. - Okay, unlock me.
- Huh?Copy !req
544. It was a bad idea. Unlock me.Copy !req
545. Unlock me!Copy !req
546. Okay. Here you go.Copy !req
547. Folks, I hate to say this,
but there are no spots left.Copy !req
548. Forecast called for thunderstorms.
Severe lightning. I fear for your young ones.Copy !req
549. We're out of fireworks, I'm afraid.
It's just sparklers left.Copy !req
550. Oh, no.Copy !req
551. You look nice.
Your napkin matches your tie.Copy !req
552. I don't need you to kiss up to me.
Got this guy for that.Copy !req
553. That's a good point, sir.Copy !req
554. You were gonna handle this situation,
yet there are quite a few people here.Copy !req
555. Sir, I tried. All last night
I spent taking down fliers.Copy !req
556. I blocked the entrance with a vehicle
to back up traffic.Copy !req
557. I hung up "rabid squirrel" signs everywhere.
Those were hand-drawn.Copy !req
558. - Nothing is working.
- You need to think of something, don't you?Copy !req
559. Or maybe you're just not
head ranger material.Copy !req
560. Mr. Mayor. Mayor's yes man.Copy !req
561. So glad you could join us.Copy !req
562. I saved you a nice spot next
to the porta-potties.Copy !req
563. Oh, well, thank you.
Well, that's very thoughtful.Copy !req
564. You know, I'm just so glad that these
festivities are going so well, Smith.Copy !req
565. I just hope nothing goes wrong.Copy !req
566. We are gonna pull this off, Jonesy.Copy !req
567. I've seen hundreds of people filling out
seasons pass order forms.Copy !req
568. The weather's great.
The fireworks, ready to go.Copy !req
569. Even Yogi's staying out of the way.Copy !req
570. Yogi.Copy !req
571. Hey, guys. Sorry, just wandering around,
bored out of my mind.Copy !req
572. Bored? But the 100th anniversary
extravaganza's going on.Copy !req
573. Yeah, more like 100th anniversary
lame-aganza.Copy !req
574. You know, because it's so lame.Copy !req
575. People see fireworks every day
in the city.Copy !req
576. They thought they'd
see something different here.Copy !req
577. I knew it.Copy !req
578. I should be out there doing my
water-ski routine.Copy !req
579. I'm a shining star and Ranger Smith
is holding me back.Copy !req
580. I don't know, Yogi.Copy !req
581. Mr. Ranger is usually right about
these things.Copy !req
582. No, Boo Boo, Ranger Smith is in denial.
I mean, he's lost it, you know?Copy !req
583. I saw him a couple days ago.
He was filling his pockets with dirt.Copy !req
584. He said he's gonna start moving the park
to his apartment piece by piece.Copy !req
585. - How big is his apartment?
- There's still time.Copy !req
586. I won't be able to do the half-hour
artistic program...Copy !req
587. but that was more for me anyway.Copy !req
588. These people need the razzle-dazzle.Copy !req
589. I don't think we've practiced
the razzle-dazzle.Copy !req
590. You're not supposed to, Boo Boo.
That's where it gets the razzle.Copy !req
591. Yogi, I really don't think we should...Copy !req
592. Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant
ideas with common sense a thousand times.Copy !req
593. Has it ever worked?Copy !req
594. No.Copy !req
595. Then let's go, go, go.Copy !req
596. What does that taste like?Copy !req
597. Unemployment?Copy !req
598. - I'm sorry.
- Yeah.Copy !req
599. Thanks again for helping with the fireworks.
I don't know where Jones disappeared to.Copy !req
600. My pleasure.Copy !req
601. You know, um, Rachel,
I've been wanting to tell you...Copy !req
602. - ... well, how much I...
- Ranger...Copy !req
603. No, please, let me get through this.
I'm not very good with words.Copy !req
604. But I have never felt so...Copy !req
605. gushy. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
606. - You know?
- Ranger...Copy !req
607. You know what I did?
I went and I wrote a song about you.Copy !req
608. It's like this:Copy !req
609. Oh, no.Copy !req
610. l...Copy !req
611. saw you at the stationCopy !req
612. Had a heart palpitationCopy !req
613. My sickness was love
And you're the medicationCopy !req
614. RachelCopy !req
615. - Rachel
- The microphone is on.Copy !req
616. And it comes around againCopy !req
617. Rachel, Rachel, RachelCopy !req
618. The microphone is on.Copy !req
619. Yes, the mic...Copy !req
620. Hi. Hello...Copy !req
621. and welcome to
the 100th anniversary of Jellystone!Copy !req
622. Thank you. It is so wonderful to see
so many people here today.Copy !req
623. I've noticed many of you filling out
your seasons pass order forms.Copy !req
624. We're more than happy to collect those
after the fireworks.Copy !req
625. But first, please, sit back,
get comfortable...Copy !req
626. and enjoy the show!Copy !req
627. - Terrific.
- Mr. Mayor?Copy !req
628. That's not the right music.Copy !req
629. I'll take it from here, Mr. Ranger!Copy !req
630. Oh, no.Copy !req
631. Full speed ahead, Boo Boo.Copy !req
632. Okay.Copy !req
633. Not bad, eh, Boo Boo?Copy !req
634. Looking good, Yogi.Copy !req
635. - This cannot be happening.
- Oh, it's happening.Copy !req
636. Hello, Jellystone!Copy !req
637. No, don't encourage him!Copy !req
638. They love me. I can do no wrong.Copy !req
639. Watch this.Copy !req
640. All right, Boo Boo! Turn up the heat!Copy !req
641. Phase two, go.Copy !req
642. I'm an unstoppable water-skiing
machine.Copy !req
643. Ta-da!Copy !req
644. Oh, wait. There's more.Copy !req
645. How about if I heat things up?Copy !req
646. Don't need nothin' but a good timeCopy !req
647. And it don't get better than thisCopy !req
648. Yogi!Copy !req
649. Yogi, your cape.Copy !req
650. I know. It is magnificent.Copy !req
651. And on fire.Copy !req
652. Huh? Fire!Copy !req
653. - Turn the boat!
- Huh?Copy !req
654. - Turn, Boo Boo!
- Hang on, Yogi!Copy !req
655. Too much razzle!Copy !req
656. - Nice one.
- Thanks.Copy !req
657. Jump!Copy !req
658. Let's go.Copy !req
659. Out of my way!Copy !req
660. This could not have gone more perfectly.Copy !req
661. Hey, you got a little, uh...Copy !req
662. Never mind. Let's go.Copy !req
663. Mr. Ranger, I thought...Copy !req
664. Yogi, that's the problem.
All the thinking.Copy !req
665. Hey, you know what would be great?
If you didn't think.Copy !req
666. If you could just be a regular bear.Copy !req
667. You know, sitting in the woods,
minding his own business.Copy !req
668. But no, you're different. You're smart.Copy !req
669. And you'd rather spend your days
being selfish and destructive...Copy !req
670. while everyone else pays the price.Copy !req
671. But I guess it wasn't enough,
screwing up my life.Copy !req
672. No, this time you had to go
and bring down this entire park.Copy !req
673. So tell me, Yogi...Copy !req
674. how smart are you now?Copy !req
675. Hey, there! That was quite a show
you put on yesterday. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
676. I can't wait to see what you do with this.Copy !req
677. That's your new assignment.Copy !req
678. Evergreen Park. Oh, I think
you're just going to find it delightful.Copy !req
679. Oh, and, uh, Ranger Jones
is gonna be taking over here.Copy !req
680. Ranger Jones?Copy !req
681. Well, I have got a press conference
to plan.Copy !req
682. You see, it turns out I've saved the city.Copy !req
683. Don't forget to vote, my friend.
Brown for governor! Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
684. He's not gonna vote for me, is he?Copy !req
685. Uh, no.Copy !req
686. You did everything you could.Copy !req
687. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
688. This park needed a ranger
who could make it popular again.Copy !req
689. I'm just some guy who knows
how old every tree is.Copy !req
690. Fat lot of good that did Jellystone.Copy !req
691. Face it. You and I are just two people who
care about things that nobody else does...Copy !req
692. and that's why we're alone.Copy !req
693. Or maybe that's why we found each other.
Did you ever think of that?Copy !req
694. Rachel, you and this park have
one thing in common.Copy !req
695. You both deserve a better man than me.Copy !req
696. I can't believe he's really gone.Copy !req
697. Yogi, are you okay?Copy !req
698. I'm done being special, Boo Boo.Copy !req
699. Ranger Smith was right.Copy !req
700. My whole life, I've been different.Copy !req
701. But it's done nothing but hurt people.Copy !req
702. The world would be better off if
I was only as smart as the average bear.Copy !req
703. Yogi, what are you doing?Copy !req
704. I'm leaving, Boo Boo.Copy !req
705. - I am going to forage for food in the wild.
- Huh?Copy !req
706. Might even catch some fish.Copy !req
707. With my paws.Copy !req
708. I'm just gonna grab a little something
for the road.Copy !req
709. Some chips and soda.Copy !req
710. And this. Peach pie.Copy !req
711. Any more of that casserole?Copy !req
712. Top shelf.Copy !req
713. I'll be out there. Fending for myself.Copy !req
714. Foraging for food in the wild.Copy !req
715. Goodbye, horsepower limiter.
There's a new head ranger in town.Copy !req
716. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
717. Perfect.Copy !req
718. I'm sorry, Ranger Smith.Copy !req
719. No more food. No more pic-a-nickers.Copy !req
720. How could this get any worse?Copy !req
721. Oh.Copy !req
722. Ah, Evergreen Park.
Yes, it is simply delightful.Copy !req
723. - Come on.
- I've got it, sir.Copy !req
724. This is unbelievable.Copy !req
725. Ah, Evergreen Park. Lovely, isn't it?Copy !req
726. This isn't a park.
I can barely breathe in here.Copy !req
727. Look at these trees. They're all plastic.Copy !req
728. Oh, no, they're real.
It's just years of smog and pollution...Copy !req
729. have left a plastic-like coating on them.Copy !req
730. Think people will be happy you're closing
the most beautiful park in the state?Copy !req
731. Well, they will be when they find out
it's making the city rich...Copy !req
732. and giving each citizen a check
for $1000.Copy !req
733. How is that even possible?Copy !req
734. Oh, well, it turns out that there has been
some agricultural interest in the park.Copy !req
735. And it's a lot more profitable than people
in station wagons making s'mores.Copy !req
736. Have a good day, Ranger Smith.Copy !req
737. I hate this car. I hate it.Copy !req
738. Yeah!Copy !req
739. Oh, hey, there he is. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
740. Whoa, hey, Mr. Mayor!Copy !req
741. I, uh...Copy !req
742. Just finishing some stamping.Copy !req
743. You are doing great, Jones.
I knew you were the guy for this job.Copy !req
744. Quick thing. You'll probably notice
some giant trucks rumbling by.Copy !req
745. We're just clearing a little patch of trees
for my press conference. No big deal.Copy !req
746. Um, wait, you're cutting down trees?Copy !req
747. Oh, yeah. Well, just a few.
It's nothing to worry about.Copy !req
748. Actually gonna improve the park
quite a bit.Copy !req
749. I'll bet one of the first things you noticed
as head ranger...Copy !req
750. is that you need more clear spaces here,
and you are absolutely right.Copy !req
751. Now you can host concerts and
Boy Scout jamborees.Copy !req
752. That's a pretty smart move there,
Head Ranger Jones.Copy !req
753. I have some other park improvements
I want to run by you.Copy !req
754. Oh, splendid, yes.
I think I have a few moments to hear those.Copy !req
755. Look into the security arrangements
for tomorrow.Copy !req
756. I don't want any surprises.Copy !req
757. I'll hear what Ding-Dong has to say.Copy !req
758. What do you got?Copy !req
759. I'm hungrier than the average bear.Copy !req
760. I wish I could find a bush that tasted
like birthday cake.Copy !req
761. Gotcha.Copy !req
762. Pretend it's a gummy worm.
Pretend it's a gummy worm.Copy !req
763. Yogi, I've been looking everywhere
for you.Copy !req
764. Not now, Boo Boo. I'm busy foraging.Copy !req
765. Come on, Yogi.Copy !req
766. Jellystone is in trouble.
We need your help.Copy !req
767. Nothing I can do, Boo Boo.Copy !req
768. I'm average now.
My brain is out of business.Copy !req
769. I wouldn't even be standing
if my paws didn't hurt.Copy !req
770. Quit feeling sorry for yourself.
You know you're not an average bear.Copy !req
771. Hey, hey, Boo Boo. You're right, I'm not.Copy !req
772. I failed at that too.Copy !req
773. Hey, come back here.
You've gotta save Jellystone.Copy !req
774. What are you doing? I'm not...Copy !req
775. Yogi, you have to use your smarts
for good.Copy !req
776. And if you can't see that,
maybe you are just an average bear.Copy !req
777. Come on.Copy !req
778. Now do you understand?Copy !req
779. What's going on, Boo Boo?Copy !req
780. I don't know.Copy !req
781. But whatever it is...Copy !req
782. I think they're just getting started.Copy !req
783. Boo Boo...Copy !req
784. get my collar.Copy !req
785. Nobody is gonna hurt Jellystone.Copy !req
786. Where are we going, Yogi?Copy !req
787. We can't get Jellystone back alone,
Boo Boo.Copy !req
788. My thinker is good,
but Ranger Smith's is better.Copy !req
789. He was going to a place called
Evergreen Park.Copy !req
790. That's right. Ln the city.Copy !req
791. The city? That's a long walk.Copy !req
792. Don't be silly, Boo Boo.Copy !req
793. I've already got a smarty-smart cheat
to keep our feet off the street.Copy !req
794. Get ready for it. Here it comes.Copy !req
795. Run, Boo Boo, run!Copy !req
796. Hurry, Boo Boo.Copy !req
797. I think we gotta jump for it. Ready?Copy !req
798. All aboard.Copy !req
799. Good.Copy !req
800. Yogi, grab my paw.Copy !req
801. Sorry.Copy !req
802. Boo Boo, Boo Boo, Boo Boo!
I gotta get...Copy !req
803. I guess it makes a stop here.Copy !req
804. Yup.Copy !req
805. Looks like Evergreen Park is about
two miles away from here.Copy !req
806. Two miles? I'll have to tap into
my emergency rations.Copy !req
807. Snack break.Copy !req
808. Come on, Yogi. We need to keep moving.
It's not that far and it's all downhill.Copy !req
809. Downhill?Copy !req
810. Excuse me, Mr. Dirty Shopper.Copy !req
811. Any chance my friend and I might
borrow your wheely-basket?Copy !req
812. Is that chocolate?Copy !req
813. Okay, Boo Boo, keep it steady.Copy !req
814. I'm okay, Ma. Just...Copy !req
815. Yeah, no, it's not Jellystone, but at least
there's nothing here to drive me crazy.Copy !req
816. - Hey, Mr. Ranger.
- Hey, Yogi.Copy !req
817. All right, Ma, I gotta call you back.Copy !req
818. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
819. We need your help, Mr. Ranger, sir.Copy !req
820. But don't worry, my days of goofing
things up for you are over.Copy !req
821. Hey, move that shopping cart!Copy !req
822. I'm okay!Copy !req
823. I'm just gonna put this over here.Copy !req
824. What do you want? I don't have a life
left for you to ruin anymore.Copy !req
825. Sir, I know I messed things up
and I'm sorry.Copy !req
826. I never meant to.Copy !req
827. You and Boo Boo are the best friends
I ever had.Copy !req
828. And I've never done anything
but think of myself.Copy !req
829. And now Jellystone is just gonna be
a big field of stumps.Copy !req
830. What?Copy !req
831. They've started cutting down the trees.Copy !req
832. "Agricultural interest" is logging.
Oh, no, not our Jellystone.Copy !req
833. We have to save it, sir.Copy !req
834. I don't think we can save it, Yogi.Copy !req
835. I'm no smarter than you.Copy !req
836. I lost Jellystone.Copy !req
837. I lost Rachel.Copy !req
838. It's over.Copy !req
839. Mr. Ranger, I've learned two things
from stealing pic-a-nic baskets.Copy !req
840. light mayonnaise is not nearly as
good as regular mayonnaise.Copy !req
841. And two: you can't fail if
you never stop trying.Copy !req
842. You have to fight for the things
you love...Copy !req
843. whether it's a park,
a girl or a roast beef sandwich.Copy !req
844. Don't give up now.Copy !req
845. We're all Jellystone's got.Copy !req
846. You're right, Yogi.Copy !req
847. Jellystone's too important to give up on.
We gotta try. Come on.Copy !req
848. - Shotgun.
- Aw.Copy !req
849. I never thought I'd see this.Copy !req
850. Happy 100th anniversary, Jellystone.Copy !req
851. Isn't that Miss Movie Lady?Copy !req
852. I gotta get in there.
You don't understand.Copy !req
853. Let me in, please.Copy !req
854. No can do. Park is closed to the public
until the press conference. Mayor's orders.Copy !req
855. Then go talk to him.
Tell him what I told you.Copy !req
856. I'm sorry.Copy !req
857. I don't really take orders from a...Copy !req
858. I lived with gorillas, pal.Copy !req
859. I know rage.Copy !req
860. You do not want me to go gorilla
on you.Copy !req
861. Uh, I'll speak to the mayor.Copy !req
862. - Thank you.
- Okay.Copy !req
863. Rachel.Copy !req
864. Ranger Smith.Copy !req
865. I didn't think I'd ever see you again.Copy !req
866. I know.
I don't know what I was thinking.Copy !req
867. I think you're perfect.Copy !req
868. I think any guy in the world would be
lucky just to stand next to you.Copy !req
869. You really mean that?Copy !req
870. Of course I do.Copy !req
871. It's just, when I lost Jellystone,
I felt like such a failure.Copy !req
872. But losing you has felt much,
much worse.Copy !req
873. I'm like...Copy !req
874. I'm like a genus without a phylum.Copy !req
875. That's the sweetest thing anyone's
ever said to me.Copy !req
876. - So, um, we're still here.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
877. Oh, right. Ahem.
So, what are you doing here?Copy !req
878. - Come on, I'll show you.
- Okay.Copy !req
879. I was reviewing the documentary footage
from Boo Boo's camera and I saw this.Copy !req
880. Oh, my. I see it.Copy !req
881. I have a bald spot back there!Copy !req
882. I'm not talking about you, Yogi.
I'm talking about this.Copy !req
883. Yeah, it's my pet turtle.
He hangs out at the cave all the time.Copy !req
884. True. You know they don't come
out of that shell?Copy !req
885. I tried one time to see what one
would look like without it.Copy !req
886. But, nope, they're sewn in.Copy !req
887. This is no regular turtle. See the bulging
frog-like eyes and the really wide mouth?Copy !req
888. A frog-mouthed turtle?Copy !req
889. Yup, Rafetus swinhoei.Copy !req
890. But those are extinct.Copy !req
891. For a hundred years,
but apparently one still exists.Copy !req
892. And he lives in there. But they won't let me
through the gates to go find him.Copy !req
893. But if Jellystone has an endangered
species living in it, then...Copy !req
894. It has to be protected as a park.
That's the law.Copy !req
895. That turtle can save this park.Copy !req
896. Now I feel kinda bad about using him
as a foot stool.Copy !req
897. You've seen the filmmaker?Copy !req
898. Well, we spoke. About extinct turtles.Copy !req
899. You're telling me there is an extinct turtle
living here in the park?Copy !req
900. According to Miss Johnson's film,
there is.Copy !req
901. An extinct turtle?Copy !req
902. That's great. Visitors will come from miles
around to see an endangered species.Copy !req
903. Yes, they will, and that is great.Copy !req
904. We need to find this turtle.Copy !req
905. Just to keep it safe.
Have a vet check it out. The whole deal.Copy !req
906. The sooner we get to him the better.Copy !req
907. Oh, we need a head ranger
who's good enough to find it.Copy !req
908. Someone who thinks like a turtle.Copy !req
909. I am that head ranger.Copy !req
910. Well, then why are you still here?Copy !req
911. He's back.Copy !req
912. Come on.Copy !req
913. You need to let us in this park.
That turtle needs protection.Copy !req
914. Don't worry about the turtle.
We're handling it.Copy !req
915. We'll make sure he's put in a nice zoo.Copy !req
916. No. A turtle that's endangered can't
be removed from its natural habitat.Copy !req
917. It's against federal law.Copy !req
918. It is? Wow, I've never heard of that law...Copy !req
919. in chapter 4, subsection 6
of the Wildlife Protection Mandate.Copy !req
920. Don't worry, Mr. Ranger, sir.
That turtle is safe.Copy !req
921. These people have no idea where
my cave is.Copy !req
922. The turtle's in the talking bear's cave.Copy !req
923. Copy.Copy !req
924. Wow, that backfired.Copy !req
925. Okay. You know what? Fine,Copy !req
926. You win.Copy !req
927. What are you doing?Copy !req
928. I have a plan.Copy !req
929. One of the advantages...Copy !req
930. of having lived here since
I was a kid...Copy !req
931. is I know this park
like the back of my hand.Copy !req
932. Let's go!Copy !req
933. Hold on, boys.Copy !req
934. All right.Copy !req
935. Hey, there, little buddy.Copy !req
936. Hello, there.Copy !req
937. Uh-oh. Sorry about that.Copy !req
938. - Mayor Brown.
- This had better be good, Jones.Copy !req
939. I found the turtle.Copy !req
940. He was in Boo Boo's sleeping bag.Copy !req
941. But now I have him secure
at the picnic area.Copy !req
942. Jones, you're a hero.Copy !req
943. Sit tight. My chief of staff is
on his way to get him.Copy !req
944. Copy that.Copy !req
945. Head Ranger Jones over and out.Copy !req
946. He found the turtle.Copy !req
947. Dang it.Copy !req
948. Can't cross those rapids.
There's no way to get to him from here.Copy !req
949. Well, there is one way.Copy !req
950. There it is.Copy !req
951. My masterpiece.Copy !req
952. - You really think you can pull this off?
- I know I can, sir.Copy !req
953. I'm gonna snatch that basket-type turtle box
and fly away like a fuzzy bird.Copy !req
954. And I've got the best copilot
a basket-snatching machine could have.Copy !req
955. - I don't know how to fly this thing.
- Well, you'll pick it up as we go.Copy !req
956. Okay.Copy !req
957. Look, just be careful, okay, Yogi?Copy !req
958. Copy that, ground control.Copy !req
959. Basket-Nabber 2000 ready for takeoff.Copy !req
960. - Flight systems check. Boo Boo?
- What?Copy !req
961. - Can you reach the pedals?
- if I point my toes.Copy !req
962. Flight systems are go.Copy !req
963. Remember what I told you about flying
gliders, Yogi. Don't fight the wind.Copy !req
964. As long as the wind wants me to snatch up
that turtle, we'll get along just fine.Copy !req
965. - All right.
Start pedaling, Boo Boo.Copy !req
966. All right.Copy !req
967. Here goes.Copy !req
968. Hold on, Boo Boo. Fasten your seat belt.Copy !req
969. But there isn't one.Copy !req
970. - Here we go!
- Oh, Yogi!Copy !req
971. The wind should carry you south!Copy !req
972. We'll meet you there!Copy !req
973. Take your time, Mr. Ranger.Copy !req
974. This machine is equipped
with landing gear.Copy !req
975. We'll touch down as soft as a feather.Copy !req
976. Whoops.Copy !req
977. This is your captain speaking.Copy !req
978. We'll reach our turtle target
in about two minutes.Copy !req
979. So let's go ahead
and start the beverage service.Copy !req
980. - Yogi, look out.
- Aah!Copy !req
981. - Trees!
- Yes, trees!Copy !req
982. I got it. I got it.Copy !req
983. I got it.Copy !req
984. I don't got it!Copy !req
985. Pull up.Copy !req
986. - Hey!
- Pull up!Copy !req
987. You did it, Yogi.Copy !req
988. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
989. Ha-ha-ha. Great job, Jones.
I'll get this guy to the city zoo.Copy !req
990. - The city zoo?
- Yep.Copy !req
991. They got a nice spot ready
in the reptile house.Copy !req
992. The city zoo doesn't have
a reptile house.Copy !req
993. They're building one.Copy !req
994. - Who is?
- Builders.Copy !req
995. Sure you're trying to
protect the turtle?Copy !req
996. Yeah, we love turtles.Copy !req
997. Then you won't mind if I hold onto him
until I notify the Wildlife Federation, right?Copy !req
998. All right. You're gonna find this out in a few
hours anyway, so I might as well tell you.Copy !req
999. We gotta lose this turtle
to sell logging rights to the park.Copy !req
1000. Logging? The whole park?Copy !req
1001. Yeah, but who cares?
It's still a park, just without trees.Copy !req
1002. And they'll grow back.Copy !req
1003. Yeah, in like 200 years.Copy !req
1004. It doesn't matter.
Your career is what matters.Copy !req
1005. Ha-ha-ha. Turtle target acquired.Copy !req
1006. I need 20 more feet of altitude.Copy !req
1007. Engage the hand pedals.Copy !req
1008. You couldn't put the hand pedals
by you?Copy !req
1009. There's a suggestion box behind
the seat, Boo Boo.Copy !req
1010. Wait, you don't want to approach him
like that. He's poisonous.Copy !req
1011. He's in a basket.Copy !req
1012. But he can spit. Poison.Copy !req
1013. He'll aim at your eyes.
Melt them out of your head.Copy !req
1014. - I'm telling you, that turtle is deadly.
- What are you looking at?Copy !req
1015. - Hook me in, Boo Boo.
- Okay.Copy !req
1016. And fire!Copy !req
1017. Here you go. Huh?Copy !req
1018. Yogi, wait!Copy !req
1019. Here I come!Copy !req
1020. He's going for the turtle.Copy !req
1021. - Mind if I borrow this?
- Hey!Copy !req
1022. Look, Boo Boo! We got the turtle!Copy !req
1023. Hey, why aren't you in your seat?Copy !req
1024. That bear knows how to steal a basket.Copy !req
1025. Everybody after that glider now!Copy !req
1026. I'm not gonna let a bear
make me look bad.Copy !req
1027. Been there, buddy.Copy !req
1028. We're drifting too far right.
I wanna get us outside the park.Copy !req
1029. Don't fight the wind, Yogi.Copy !req
1030. Remember what Miss Movie Lady
said about...Copy !req
1031. Never mind.Copy !req
1032. - Hang on, Boo Boo.
- What do we do now?Copy !req
1033. Did you check the safety manual?Copy !req
1034. It's just a picture of us screaming.Copy !req
1035. We've got to deject, Boo.Copy !req
1036. Don't you mean eject?Copy !req
1037. Eject is up. Deject is down.Copy !req
1038. In case of emergency your seat can also
be used as a flotation device!Copy !req
1039. Hey, told you. Nothing to worry about.Copy !req
1040. I actually think I wasn't worried enough.Copy !req
1041. Let me see how our little passenger
is doing.Copy !req
1042. Wonder why they call him
a frog-mouthed turtle anyway?Copy !req
1043. Hey!Copy !req
1044. Hey, guys, over here!Copy !req
1045. Yogi, grab the branch.Copy !req
1046. Got you, Mr. Ranger, sir.Copy !req
1047. - Welcome aboard.
Yogi.Copy !req
1048. We were trying to get you off the raft.Copy !req
1049. Yeah, that makes more sense.Copy !req
1050. You guys did it. You saved him.Copy !req
1051. Oh, no.Copy !req
1052. They're gonna catch us downstream.Copy !req
1053. I'm on it.Copy !req
1054. No, Yogi, don't.Copy !req
1055. Problem solved.
They can't catch us now.Copy !req
1056. Yeah, because now we are headed straight
for the Jellyjarring Rapids.Copy !req
1057. - Grab a paddle.
- Tuck your head in, little buddy.Copy !req
1058. Brace yourselves.Copy !req
1059. Oh, come on, turtle.Copy !req
1060. Don't worry, I put safety belts in this raft
for just such an occasion.Copy !req
1061. You better hang on. Mr. Ranger said...Copy !req
1062. We're gonna be fine, Boo Boo.Copy !req
1063. Just sit back and let Mother Nature
carry us to...Copy !req
1064. I think Mother Nature's
kind of cranky today.Copy !req
1065. You okay, Yogi?Copy !req
1066. Fine!Copy !req
1067. Turtle!Copy !req
1068. Who's that? I can't see.Copy !req
1069. Come here, turtle.Copy !req
1070. - Got him.
Good work, Boo Boo.Copy !req
1071. We made it through the rapids.Copy !req
1072. Yeah, but that means the falls are
just up ahead.Copy !req
1073. Hold on!Copy !req
1074. Yogi. Yogi.Copy !req
1075. Now who says there are no rides
at Jellystone?Copy !req
1076. Yeah, you've definitely got
the thrill part down.Copy !req
1077. Please, take your seats.
The press conference is about to begin.Copy !req
1078. That's over a mile away.
We're never gonna make that in time.Copy !req
1079. - Ranger Jones?
- I messed up pretty bad, sir.Copy !req
1080. - I know. Lt's okay.
- I wanted to be head ranger.Copy !req
1081. Because you're a good head ranger and
I value leadership. I have a merit badge...Copy !req
1082. Can we talk later?
We're pressed for time.Copy !req
1083. Yes. Get in.Copy !req
1084. Boo Boo! Boo Boo! Wait up!Copy !req
1085. Well, well.Copy !req
1086. Guess who we found.Copy !req
1087. Starts with T and ends with a... "Urtle"?Copy !req
1088. It's over. Call off the logging.Copy !req
1089. The law says this park is now
a protected nature preserve.Copy !req
1090. You think I care about what the law says?Copy !req
1091. Or about some endangered
"frog-mouthed turtle"?Copy !req
1092. Or some stupid park for families
to have a picnic in?Copy !req
1093. I care about power, you pinheads!Copy !req
1094. And I'm gonna get it.Copy !req
1095. Nobody knows this turtle exists.Copy !req
1096. And nobody ever will.Copy !req
1097. You found the turtle.Copy !req
1098. Get this thing out of here before
anybody else sees it.Copy !req
1099. - Rachel!
- Oh!Copy !req
1100. Yogi!Copy !req
1101. Yogi, here!Copy !req
1102. Thank you.Copy !req
1103. - Yogi.
- I'm sorry. He was open.Copy !req
1104. Ha, ha.Copy !req
1105. Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a press conference.Copy !req
1106. I can still tell them what you did.Copy !req
1107. Oh, yeah? Without that turtle or a scrap
of evidence, go right ahead.Copy !req
1108. Well, you might as well tell them
Bigfoot is here. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
1109. And do yourself a favor, there, ranger.Copy !req
1110. Try to keep your dignity.Copy !req
1111. It's all you have left.Copy !req
1112. You know what? I'm taking care of
this thing myself this time.Copy !req
1113. That's the only way to make sure
the job is done right.Copy !req
1114. But that's why I'm the mayor's
right-hand man, right?Copy !req
1115. Because I don't make mistakes.Copy !req
1116. Hey, you know, people are wondering:Copy !req
1117. "Why should I vote for Mayor Brown
to be governor?"Copy !req
1118. Well, how about this:Copy !req
1119. Mayor Brown just turned the city's budget
from a deficit into a surplus!Copy !req
1120. And put $1000 into the pocket
of every citizen of this city!Copy !req
1121. Now before I sign the paperwork
that will save the city...Copy !req
1122. why don't you all take a look at my
first campaign ad for governor?Copy !req
1123. Mayor Brown,
the right choice for governor.Copy !req
1124. We're out of time. Must be something
we can do. Anybody have any ideas?Copy !req
1125. Well, I guess this is going to be
a pretty sad documentary, huh?Copy !req
1126. Are you... Is he still filming?Copy !req
1127. I needed more footage,
so I told him to keep it rolling.Copy !req
1128. I can plug that into the video feed
right up there.Copy !req
1129. I just need a way to distract the guards.Copy !req
1130. I think we can take care of that.Copy !req
1131. He supports public safety.Copy !req
1132. All right, hurry up, people. Focus.Copy !req
1133. Let's go save those orphans.Copy !req
1134. Hey, hey, hey, check this out!Copy !req
1135. - Kick it, Boo Boo.
- Kicking it.Copy !req
1136. Don't stop believingCopy !req
1137. Hold on to that feelingCopy !req
1138. He's tough on crime.Copy !req
1139. Hey, hey, hey, look at this. Keep your eye
on the little bear. Look at the skills.Copy !req
1140. Amazing!Copy !req
1141. And here's what Mayor Brown...Copy !req
1142. proudly has to say
about protecting our natural resources.Copy !req
1143. You think I care about what the law says?Copy !req
1144. Or about some endangered
"frog-mouthed turtle"?Copy !req
1145. - Some stupid park for families to picnic in?
- No. No.Copy !req
1146. No. I care about power, you pinheads!Copy !req
1147. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1148. Nobody knows this turtle exists.Copy !req
1149. And nobody ever will.Copy !req
1150. There's about to be a riot out there.
I need you out front.Copy !req
1151. Okay. No. Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Please, please, please. That was not real.Copy !req
1152. Trust me, there is no such thing as
a frog-mouthed turtle.Copy !req
1153. He's right next to me, isn't he?Copy !req
1154. Okay.Copy !req
1155. - We did it, Yogi!
- Up high, Boo Boo!Copy !req
1156. - All right!
- We got it! Yogi!Copy !req
1157. All right, and now...Copy !req
1158. Miss Moviemaker Lady.Copy !req
1159. Hey, we did it.Copy !req
1160. Hey, Mr. Ranger!Copy !req
1161. - Come on, Boo Boo.
- Okay.Copy !req
1162. I was wrong, Yogi.Copy !req
1163. I say from here on,
we just be proud of who we are...Copy !req
1164. and fight for the things
we're passionate about, like this park.Copy !req
1165. And Rachel.Copy !req
1166. And pic-a-nic baskets?Copy !req
1167. And pic-a-nic baskets.Copy !req
1168. - Aw, come here!
- No, you don't have to...Copy !req
1169. Okay. All right, that's...Copy !req
1170. I'm good.Copy !req
1171. Here you go, Boo Boo.
Take good care of him.Copy !req
1172. Hey, there, buddy.Copy !req
1173. No, no, no, I never took a kickback
on anything in my entire career.Copy !req
1174. No one loves turtles more than I do.Copy !req
1175. And nature in general. I love trees.Copy !req
1176. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
1177. Gorilla?Copy !req
1178. Himalayan snow leopard.Copy !req
1179. Huh.Copy !req
1180. Welcome to Jellystone, home of
the frog-mouthed turtle. And brochures.Copy !req
1181. I'm Ranger Jones.Copy !req
1182. Ah, yes, Jellystone Park.Copy !req
1183. A wonderful little piece of paradise.Copy !req
1184. Where families come
and soak up the tranquility of nature.Copy !req
1185. It's a place that...Copy !req
1186. Huh?Copy !req
1187. Never mind.Copy !req
1188. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
1189. Hi. Welcome.Copy !req
1190. Well, I am certainly glad that you are gonna
be staying in Jellystone for a while.Copy !req
1191. And what animal will you be observing?Copy !req
1192. Well, I thought I would observe
the courting rituals of...Copy !req
1193. the American ranger.Copy !req
1194. I happen to hear the American ranger
is a very charming...Copy !req
1195. intelligent, attractive species.Copy !req
1196. One that always keeps his cool.Copy !req
1197. Even when basket-stealing bears
push his buttons?Copy !req
1198. Listen, Yogi will be Yogi.Copy !req
1199. And I'm just not gonna let it
bother me anymore.Copy !req
1200. Besides...Copy !req
1201. I have more important things
to focus on.Copy !req
1202. Oh...Copy !req
1203. I...Copy !req
1204. Let's... Let's try that again.Copy !req
1205. Afternoon, Mr. Ranger, sir!Copy !req
1206. Hi, Miss Movie Lady!Copy !req
1207. Yogi!Copy !req
1208. I love this place.Copy !req
1209. Yogi! Hey!Copy !req
1210. 1080p version error fix & sync:
CycoMikoCopy !req