1. Once upon a time...
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2. or maybe twice,
there was an unearthly paradise called...
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3. Pepperland.
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4. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay,
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5. or lie, I'm not too sure.
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6. Pepperland is a tickle of joy
on the blue belly of the universe.
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7. It must be scratched.
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8. Right, Max?
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9. - Yes, Your Blueness.
- What?
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10. We Meanies
only take no for an answer.
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11. Is that understood, Max?
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12. No, Your Blueness.
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13. That's better.
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14. Are the troops in readiness?
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15. No, your Blueness.
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16. - The Bonkers?
- No.
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17. - Clowns?
- No.
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18. - Snapping Turks?
- No.
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19. - Anti-music missiles?
- No.
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20. - The dreadful Flying Glove?
- No.
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21. Splendid!
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22. Today, Pepperland goes bluely!
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23. Fire!
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24. The Meanies are coming!
The Meanies are coming!
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25. Glove, Glove, come here, Glove!
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26. Look out there,
and what do you see?
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27. - Tell him, Max.
- Someone running, Glove.
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28. Well, you'll soon put a stop to that,
won't you, Glovey?
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29. Go, Glove, point!
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30. And having pointed, pounce down!
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31. I haven't laughed so much
since Pompeii!
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32. What? What?
The Glove is losing his touch.
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33. Do your worst!
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34. Explode them!
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35. It's not polite to point!
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36. Thing of beauty...
destroy it for ever!
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37. Sir, Sir, the Blue Meanies
are coming!
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38. Not here, Young Fred.
They wouldn't dare.
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39. They would. They are.
What are you going to do?
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40. Finish the quartet.
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41. Fire!
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42. Trio, sir?
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43. Duet, sir?
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44. Duet?
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45. Solo!
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46. Young Fred,
the Blue Meanies are coming!
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47. 4 scores and 32 bars ago,
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48. - our forefathers...
- Our quartet?
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49. - And foremothers...
- Another quartet?
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50. Made it in this yellow submarine...
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51. - What, that little thing?
- To Pepperland.
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52. Climb aboard, Young Fred.
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53. But, sir, I can't even
make my soap float.
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54. I'm appointing you Lord Admiral.
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55. Lord Admiral?
In that event, yes.
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56. Hurry, Young Fred.
Go! Get help!
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57. Where should I go?
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58. No time for trivialities.
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59. Woe... is me.
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60. Liverpool can be a lonely place
on a Saturday night.
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61. And this is only Thursday morning.
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62. Compared with my life,
Eleanor Rigby's was a gay, mad whirl.
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63. Nothing ever happens to me.
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64. I feel like an old,
splintered drumstick.
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65. I'd jump into the River Mersey,
but it looks like rain.
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66. Nothing ever happens to me.
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67. Puss, puss-puss.
Puss, puss, puss. Here, pussy.
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68. Here, pussy, pussy, pussy.
Here, pussy, pussy.
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69. Ahem, er...
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70. Would you believe me if I told you I was
being followed by a yellow submarine?
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71. No, I would not.
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72. Oh yeah, I didn't think you would.
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73. I could have sworn
there was a yellow submarine.
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74. But that isn't logical, is it?
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75. It must have been one of them
unidentified flying cupcakes
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76. or a figment of my imagination.
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77. But I don't have an imagination.
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78. Help, help, help!
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79. Thanks, I don't need any.
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80. Help! Won't you please,
please help me?
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81. Be specific.
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82. Blue Meanies!
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83. What you need is...
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84. 'H' for hurry, 'E' for ergent,
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85. 'L' for love me
and 'P' for p-p-please help.
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86. Hiya, baby!
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87. Your story has touched my heart.
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88. Jump in, we'll get my friends.
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89. - Bless you!
- Did I sneeze?
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90. - Just park it here.
- I'll just park it here.
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91. What would your friends
be doing here?
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92. Displaying.
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93. - Displaying what?
- Displaying around.
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94. Can't we take one of these?
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95. No. I only work with my mates.
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96. Frankenstein?
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97. I used to go out with his sister.
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98. - His sister?
- Yeah. Phyllis.
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99. Hey, I wonder what would happen
if I pulled this lever.
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100. You mustn't do that.
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101. Can't help it.
I'm a born lever-puller.
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102. Ringo, I've just had
the strangest dream.
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103. I warned you not to eat
on an empty stomach.
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104. Now listen to Old Fred.
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105. Blue Meanies!
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106. What do you think?
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107. I think he needs a rehearsal.
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108. When do we leave?
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109. Let's get the other two, John.
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110. - What day is it?
- Sitarday.
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111. Then George will be here.
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112. George, what are you doing up there?
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113. Now, what is it, Ringo?
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114. Is there a matter
you'd like to take up
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115. or down?
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116. This chap here...
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117. Blue Meanies!
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118. You're nuts, the pair of you.
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119. Wait a minute, that's my car.
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120. - How do you know it's your car?
- I'd know it anywhere.
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121. - What's it look like, then?
- It's red with yellow wheels.
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122. I mean, blue with orange wheels.
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123. It's all in the mind.
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124. - Move over, I'm driving.
- I got here first.
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125. - I'll drive, if you like.
- No, you sit in the middle.
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126. - I'm sitting in the middle.
- You said you were driving.
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127. - I am driving.
- I'll get in the back, then.
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128. Do you think we're
interrupting something?
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129. I think so.
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130. We'd better find Paul, hadn't we?
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131. It's all in the mind.
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132. Try one of those doors.
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133. Yes, they do look very nice,
don't they?
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134. Yes, they do.
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135. - They do, though, don't they?
- Yes, they do.
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136. - Don't dey, dough?
- Dough?
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137. - Don't ask.
- Dat's dough.
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138. What's the matter, fellas?
Blue Meanies?
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139. Well, lads, what do you think?
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140. I think that...
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141. Remember,
there'll be rough seas ahead.
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142. So, what do you think?
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143. Well, then, um...
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144. Pounding, overwhelming waves.
What do you think of that?
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145. - Well, I think that...
- As a matter of fact, I...
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146. I think...
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147. - Well?
- I've forgotten.
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148. Right, then,
let's get this vessel shipshape.
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149. I kind of like the way it is,
submarine shape.
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150. So, this is a submarine.
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151. Soft, isn't it?
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152. Not if you're on the bottom.
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153. All right, lads,
time to stow the gab and turn to.
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154. Groovy. How do you start this thing?
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155. It starts with a Blue Meanie attack.
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156. Supposing there's no Blue Meanies
in the neighbourhood?
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157. Then you start looking for a switch.
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158. Perhaps this is it.
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159. What time is it?
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160. It's time for time.
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161. Look, the hands are slowing down.
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162. - Do you ever get the feeling...
- Yeah.
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163. That things aren't as rosy
as they appear to be under the surface?
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164. What's happening, John?
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165. In my humble opinion,
we've become involved
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166. in Einstein's time-space
continuum theory.
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167. - Relatively speaking, that is.
- Of course.
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168. - Maybe time's gone on strike.
- What for?
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169. - Shorter hours.
- I don't blame it.
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170. It must be very tiring being time,
mustn't it?
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171. - Why?
- It's a twenty-four hour day, isn't it?
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172. - You surprise me, Ringo.
- Why?
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173. - Dealing in abstracts.
- Just because I'm a drummer...
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174. - I don't half feel funny.
- You're not half the lad you used to be.
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175. Look, everything's getting bigger.
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176. It's not.
It's us that are getting smaller...
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177. - I want my mam.
- And younger.
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178. There you are, lads.
Old Fred will get you out of all this.
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179. Look at that!
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180. - It's all a load of Father Xmas's.
- It's not. It's Father Time.
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181. - How do you know?
- I read it in a book.
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182. I don't want to alarm you,
but the years are going backwards.
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183. What's that mean, Old Fred?
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184. If we slip back through time
at this rate,
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185. very soon we'll all disappear
up our own existence.
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186. - What are we gonna do, then?
- We could always try a few buttons.
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187. I want my mam.
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188. Time's fast running out for us,
I'm afraid.
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189. - Can't we do something to the clock?
- What do you mean, John?
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190. Move the hands forward,
see what happens.
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191. Clever lad.
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192. Something strange is happening.
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193. It's speeding up now.
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194. Funny... a submarine
remarkably like our own.
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195. Uncannily.
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196. There's someone in it. Look.
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197. - And they're waving.
- It's a group of fellas.
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198. Wave back.
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199. Maybe we're both part of
a vast yellow submarine fleet.
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200. There's only two of us.
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201. Then I would suggest that
yonder yellow submarine is ourselves
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202. - going backwards...
in time!
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203. Look at Ringo.
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204. Oh dear, we're all the same.
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205. Senile delinquents.
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206. And I can hear my beard growing.
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207. We'd better do something.
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208. Well, correct me if I'm wrong,
gentlemen,
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209. but would you agree that we have been
passing through the Sea of Time?
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210. That would explain a few things.
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211. I'm glad I'm not young any more.
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212. Or was it old?
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213. - What kind of a sea is this?
- The Sea of Science.
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214. Oh, yeah.
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215. - He looks wrong.
- He doesn't look at all well.
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216. In fact, he's horrible.
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217. He's so ugly.
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218. Really ugly!
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219. Somebody push a button.
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220. - There's a Cyclops.
- Can't be. He's got two eyes.
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221. Then it must be a bi-Cyclops.
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222. - There's another one.
- A whole cyclopedia.
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223. There's a school of whales.
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224. - They look a bit old for school.
- University, then.
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225. - University of Whales.
- They look like dropouts to me.
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226. You've got to steer clear.
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227. - Steer clear?
- Yes, steer. Clear?
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228. Yes, dear.
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229. Now, whatever you do,
don't touch that button.
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230. - Which button?
- That one.
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231. This one?
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232. That was the panic button.
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233. - Poor Ringo.
- Poor lad.
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234. Never did no harm to no-one.
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235. Lads, now Ringo's gone,
what are we gonna do?
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236. Learn to sing trios.
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237. No, let's save the poor devil.
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238. I see footsteps.
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239. - It's a pair of kinky boot-beasts.
- Preparing to attack.
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240. - I don't half miss Ringo.
- He's far out there.
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241. Always was.
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242. - Here comes Ringo!
- 'H' is for hurry!
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243. There goes Ringo.
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244. It's seen us.
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245. Find a boxing button.
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246. Whoever heard of a boxing button?
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247. Who cares? Find one.
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248. Fire one!
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249. Uh-oh, wrong one.
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250. That.
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251. There goes Ringo again.
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252. - Rides well, doesn't he?
- 'E' is for ergent...
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253. Oh no, not the dreaded
vacuum flask again.
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254. - We'll be sucked into oblivion.
- Or even further.
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255. Put her in reverse.
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256. So long, sucker.
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257. - Too much.
- Too soon.
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258. Reverse! Reverse!
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259. - Ringo time.
- 'L' is for love me...
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260. Indians!
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261. Help! Help!
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262. 'P' is for please...
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263. So, press a button.
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264. - How was it, Ringo?
- 'Arrowing.
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265. Look who's back.
Full speed ahead.
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266. - Oh, no.
- The motor's packing in.
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267. By all the sea nymphets,
we're losing power.
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268. We're being swallowed.
What shall we do?
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269. - Serve tea.
- Lovely.
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270. By Neptune's knickerbockers,
she's puttered out.
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271. - Maybe we should call a road service.
- Can't. No road.
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272. And we're not sub-scribers.
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273. Subscribers!
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274. I know something about motors.
Let me have a look.
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275. - Here.
- Is that the motor?
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276. Can't you tell one
when you see one?
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277. Of course I can.
Let me peruse it.
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278. - What do you think?
- I think I burned my finger.
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279. Here, lads. Look at this.
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280. - What do you think it is?
- Nothing.
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281. Looks like nothing.
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282. It's a local inhabitant.
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283. He's probably one of the nothings.
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284. At least that's something.
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285. - Let's show him our motor.
- Steady on.
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286. You don't want to show
your motor to just anybody.
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287. But this is a nobody.
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288. Medic, pedic, zed oblique,
orphic, morphic, dorphic, Greek.
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289. Ad hoc, ad loc and quid pro quo.
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290. So little time, so much to know.
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291. Can you tell us where we're at?
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292. A true Socratic query, that.
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293. And who the Billy Shears are you?
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294. Who? Who indeed am I?
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295. Jeremy?
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296. Hillary?
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297. Boob?
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298. - Ph. D?
- Who?
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299. Eminent physicist, polyglot, classicist,
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300. prize-winning botanist,
hard biting satirist,
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301. - talented pianist, good dentist, too.
- Lousy poet.
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302. Critic's voice,
take your choice.
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303. - Must be one of them angry young men.
- Or a daffy old creep.
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304. I, daffy old creep?
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305. - Do you speak English?
- Old English, middle, a dialect, pure...
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306. - Well, do you speak English?
- You know, I'm not sure.
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307. He's so smart, he doesn't even
remember what he knows.
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308. Why don't we show him our motor?
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309. Should we really...
show him our motor?
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310. He may not have seen one before.
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311. Turbo-prop, super-combustible spring.
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312. Metrocyclonic and stereophonic,
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313. this motor, I see,
has a broken down thing.
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314. - He fixed it.
- He fixed it?
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315. Great. Let's go.
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316. I must complete my bust, two novels,
finish my blueprints, begin my beguine.
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317. Must you always talk in rhyme?
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318. If I spoke prose, you'd all find out,
I don't know what I talk about.
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319. Ad hoc, ad loc and quid pro quo.
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320. So little time, so much to know.
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321. Hey, fellas. Look.
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322. The footnotes for my 19th book.
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323. This is my standard procedure
for doing it.
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324. And while I compose it,
I'm also reviewing it.
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325. - A boob for all seasons.
- How can he lose?
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326. Were your notices good?
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327. It's my policy never to read my reviews.
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328. There must be a word for what he is.
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329. Okay, men, all aboard.
Let's go somewhere.
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330. What about him?
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331. He's happy enough
going around in circles.
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332. Poor little fella.
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333. I don't know.
Ringo's just a sentimentalist.
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334. Look at him.
Can't he come with us?
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335. Mr. Boob, you can come with us,
if you like.
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336. You mean, you'd take a Nowhere Man?
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337. Come on, we'll take you somewhere.
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338. Okay, Booby. Down the hatch.
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339. Down the hatch.
A quite curious phrase.
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340. The middle South Midlands
Victorian phase.
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341. Its usage undoubtedly on the increase.
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342. I must work it into
my New Statesman piece.
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343. - That's the hatch, friend.
- Indeed.
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344. Steady now, crew.
Prepare to go forward.
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345. - Forward.
- Forward.
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346. Forward!
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347. It's awfully quiet.
What shall we do, Jeremy?
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348. Repair, revive, revamp, renew.
Ipse dixit, just turn the screw.
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349. - Log sign, clog sign, big thingamabob.
- What's he saying?
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350. - What's he doing?
- Chewing gum will do the job.
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351. A turn of the screw, and all is...
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352. and all is new.
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353. I can't stop her.
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354. 'H' is for hurry, 'E' is for ergent,
'L' is for love me...
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355. 'P' is for... goodbye?
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356. - That was lovely, Jeremy.
- We've lost the sub for good.
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357. - Or for bad.
- Or for worse.
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358. - I'm sorry about that.
- But he did fix the motor.
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359. - Where are we?
- It looks like the foothills.
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360. - The foothills of what?
- The foothills of the headlands.
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361. - Carry on, lads, carry on.
- Certainly was carrying on.
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362. - I feel a draft.
- We must be near the Sea of Holes.
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363. Don't you think we should
ask somebody for directions?
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364. Excuse us...
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365. Can you tell us
the way to Pepperland?
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366. Thanks.
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367. Gosh, look at all this dust!
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368. Where did it come from?
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369. A chemical error and quite imprecise.
This is a condiment...
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370. - Condi...
- A spice.
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371. - He's right, you know. It's pepper.
- Pepper?
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372. Pepper.
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373. John?
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374. Paul?
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375. George?
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376. Is anybody home?
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377. - Where are we?
- A holey sea.
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378. This place reminds me
of Blackburn, Lancashire.
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379. Oh, boy...
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380. How many do you think
there are in all?
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381. Enough to fill the Albert Hall.
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382. Didn't Old Fred mention something
about the Sea of Holes
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383. - just before the Sea of Green?
- Yeah.
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384. Through one of them slots
must be the Sea of Green.
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385. But which? Which one?
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386. Thesis, antithesis, synthesis,
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387. causes of causal causation.
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388. Jeremy, what do you know about holes?
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389. There are simply no holes
in my education.
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390. You mean you haven't composed
a whole book?
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391. Great. What shall we do?
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392. Be empirical. Look.
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393. The booby's making
more and more sense.
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394. It's getting better all the time.
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395. Great. Come on, let's all
look for the Sea of Green.
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396. The Sea of Holes...
into the Sea of Green.
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397. Hydrolate, verdant chrysodine.
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398. I think we're near the Sea of Green.
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399. I've got a hole in my pocket.
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400. Where's Jeremy?
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401. He was over there.
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402. - He's not here now.
- He must have jumped ship, then.
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403. He wouldn't do that.
He's our friend.
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404. Booby, Jeremy, Hillary,
where are you?
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405. Pepperland.
A bit salty around the edges.
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406. - Looks all dingy.
- And drab.
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407. And quiet.
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408. Safe at last.
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409. And none the worse for our adventures.
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410. Reminiscent in many ways
of the late Mr. Ulysses.
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411. There's an eye in the apples.
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412. There she blows!
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413. Lord Mayor, sir...
I've made it, I'm back.
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414. - Who's this?
- Our Lord Mayor.
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415. He's been bonked.
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416. Lord Mayor, sir...
unbonk yourself.
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417. Even a little snatch of a tune
might get him up again.
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418. All right, let's sing.
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419. Do I hear music?
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420. Do I see... Young Fred?
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421. You do, Lord Mayor.
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422. Bless my metronome.
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423. And did you bring help?
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424. Yes, yes. Look.
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425. Holy pizzicato, Young Fred.
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426. It's quite uncanny, your faces...
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427. We're quite cute, really.
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428. You could pass for the originals.
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429. We are the originals.
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430. No, no... Sgt. Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band.
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431. They couldn't be much
with a name like that.
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432. Sergeant Pepper?
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433. You could impersonate them
and rally the land to rebellion.
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434. Where are your instruments?
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435. - Lost in the Monstrous Sea.
- Sea of Monsters.
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436. We'll get other instruments,
Lord Mayor.
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437. Not a chance.
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438. The Meanies captured everything
that maketh music.
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439. They hate music that much, do they?
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440. They shrink at the very sound.
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441. Okay, you guys.
It's shrinking time in Pepperland.
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442. Aim, fire!
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443. He reminds me
of my old English teacher.
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444. Look, if you must shout,
shout quietly.
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445. - What do we do?
- Coagulate with the crowd.
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446. Cut-outs at the ready.
Then let's cut out.
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447. What a grand bandstand.
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448. That's where the gear's kept.
Come on.
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449. Cavey, cavey.
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450. All right, the coast is clear.
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451. Now's our chance.
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452. - But how'll we get over?
- Easy. Follow me.
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453. A-ha! You fools!
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454. It's not very light in here, is it?
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455. Shh! Keep the noise down.
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456. - Look what I found.
- It's their uniforms.
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457. - Nice bit of gear, that.
- They'll look great on, eh?
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458. - Dey will, won't dey?
- Won't dey, dough.
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459. - How do I look?
- Groovy. How about me?
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460. - Bad scene, lads. We're surrounded.
- Oh, heck.
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461. A million billion Meanies.
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462. They're coming this way.
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463. Hide!
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464. - Do you think they heard us?
- I hope not.
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465. - What did you say?
- Shh!
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466. Good plan.
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467. Look. They're all asleep.
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468. They look cute when they're asleep.
Almost human.
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469. - Come on. Let's get out of here.
- On tiptoe.
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470. - Tiptoe through the Meanies...
- Shh!
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471. Let's exude.
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472. Relax, lads.
Not a Meanie in sight.
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473. - Not even a teeny Meanie.
- Not even a teeny-weeny Meanie.
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474. - Look. Breakfast.
- I'm dying for a bit of brekky.
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475. Look out.
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476. Sound off, one, two, three, four...
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477. - One, two, three, four...
- Five.
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478. Five?
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479. - Sound off, one, two, three...
- Four.
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480. - One, two, three...
- Four.
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481. - One, two...
- Three.
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482. - Three?
- Two.
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483. - Two?
- One.
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484. One?
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485. Are you Bluish?
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486. You don't look Bluish.
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487. Run for it.
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488. Right, men. We've made it.
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489. - Instruments at the ready.
- Okay, on the beat.
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490. A-one, a-two, a-three,
a-four, a-five, a-six.
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491. - Can't you make it three?
- All right.
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492. On the beat of three...
A-one, a-two, a-three...
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493. It's wonderful to be here,
it's certainly a thrill.
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494. You're such a lovely audience,
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495. we'd like to take you home with us.
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496. We'd love to take you home.
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497. - The hills are alive...
with the sound of music.
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498. Who is responsible for this?
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499. Rimsky Korsakov?
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500. Guy Lombardo?
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501. My dear friend...
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502. let us not forget
that heaven is blue.
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503. Tomorrow, the world!
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504. Bring in my Bloobers.
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505. - Who?
- Who?
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506. There you are,
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507. my little Glovey-dovey.
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508. Go get thee hence
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509. and destroy yon upstarts.
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510. Smash them! Squash them!
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511. Crash them!
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512. Oblue-terate them!
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513. Here, your Blueness,
have some nasty medicine.
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514. The Glove, the Glove, the Glove!
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515. - Glove?
- Glove?
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516. He's a clever lad, isn't he?
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517. Open your mouth, it won't hurt.
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518. John, you haven't half got a big mouth,
haven't you?
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519. It's easy.
All you need is love.
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520. Go, Glove, lovely Glove.
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521. You took the words
right out of my mouth, John.
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522. Hey, wait, and watch.
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523. It's all in the mind, you know.
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524. Hey, that's a funny place
to leave a goldfish bowl.
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525. In Pepperland,
all things are possible.
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526. - It's not a goldfish bowl.
- Just a big glass bowl, then.
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527. - It's blue glass.
- It must be from Kentucky.
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528. There's something inside.
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529. - Four fellas.
- What are they doing there?
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530. They're not having a ball,
that's for sure.
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531. - It can't be.
- It's us.
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532. - But we're here.
- It's Sgt. Pepper's...
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533. - Lonely...
- Hearts Club...
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534. Band.
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535. The resemblance is truly striking.
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536. If I could come in here...
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537. I think the theory put forward by Einstein
could well be applied here.
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538. The people in the ball are obviously
extensions of our own personalities,
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539. suspended, as it were, in time,
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540. frozen in space, according to
the now famous Theory of Relativity,
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541. which, briefly explained,
is simply a matter of taking two eggs...
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542. - John!
beating lightly
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543. and adding a little salt and pepper...
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544. - John!
- George?
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545. - How do we get them out?
- Break the glass.
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546. - We can't. It's Beatle-proof.
- Nothing is Beatle-proof.
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547. Have you got your drumsticks with you?
A drum break might shatter it.
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548. - No, I haven't.
- Have a look in your pocket.
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549. I've got a hole in my pocket.
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550. I wonder if...
Yeah, it still works.
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551. Ringo, we take back all we said.
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552. You're a genius, a sheer genius.
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553. I know, I know, I know.
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554. - Like coloured telly.
- Like crystal.
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555. They're decanting.
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556. Hello, brother.
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557. Yeah, without a doubt.
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558. - We're the spitting image of each other.
- Golly, yeah.
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559. I'm led to believe that you're
an extension of my personality.
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560. - Yes, I'm the alter-ego man.
- And I'm the ego man, goo goo, g'joob.
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561. I'm glad you asked me that.
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562. Because as a matter of fact
there's a war on.
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563. Then, brothers in war,
to the skirmish must we hence.
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564. Shall we hence?
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565. Let's not waste time
sitting on the hence.
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566. Beatles to battle. Charge!
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567. - We're surrounded.
- Nice dog, though.
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568. What do you say?
Sing it.
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569. Do you know any more?
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570. Play it!
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571. Jeremy, can it be you?
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572. Can it be me? I think
you'd better inquire of the guards,
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573. for when I was captured,
they took all my cards.
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574. Shh, that's enough, Jeremy.
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575. - The whole world's being attacked.
- What do you want me to do?
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576. Do you recommend fisticuffs
versus the guard?
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577. Oh, guard!
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578. Blue Meanio!
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579. Left to the nostril, right uppercut,
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580. right to the eyebrow, left to the gut.
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581. Jeremy!
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582. Come on, Ringo!
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583. Get back! Get back!
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584. Once more unto the breach,
dear Meanies!
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585. You're advancing the wrong way!
Retreat backwards!
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586. Get back there now!
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587. My kingdom for a horse!
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588. I think I'll tear him up
into little pieces.
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589. He does, does he?
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590. Yes, I think I'll make
a blueburger out of him.
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591. Ha-ha, I don't care what you think.
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592. You don't, eh?
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593. We'll soon see about that.
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594. He does in truth seem quite annoyed,
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595. some reference material
before I'm destroyed.
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596. Where ground is soft most often grows,
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597. Arise, arise, arouse, a rose.
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598. A rosy nose?
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599. Speak your last piece!
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600. Peace, peace,
supplant the doom and the gloom.
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601. Turn off what is sour,
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602. turn into a flower and bloom, bloom.
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603. Ha-ha, bloom, ha-ha, bloom,
bloom, bloom...
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604. First time I saw that Nowhere Man,
that nobody,
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605. - I knew he was somebody.
- You're right.
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606. Hello there, blue people.
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607. Won't you join us?
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608. Buck up, and otherwise go mingle.
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609. - What do you say?
- Max?
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610. Your Blue...
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611. I mean, your Newness!
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612. It's no longer a blue world, Max.
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613. Where could we go?
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614. Argentina?
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615. Are you with us?
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616. Will you join?
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617. - Shall we?
- No!
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618. Yes, your Newness!
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619. - Yes, Max...
- Yes.
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620. Oh, yes is a word
with a glorious ring,
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621. A true, universal, euphonious thing.
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622. In genders embracing
and chasing of blues,
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623. the very best word
for the whole world to use. Ha-ha!
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624. Yes, let us mix, Max.
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625. I've never admitted it before,
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626. but my cousin
is the Bluebird of Happiness.
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627. - Catchy tune, that.
- I can't seem to get it out of my head.
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628. - Then shake it.
- That's what we've been doing all night.
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629. Yeah, it was a great party.
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630. And we brought back
lots of lovely souvenirs.
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631. - Here is the motor.
- And I've got a little love.
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632. - And I've got a hole in my pocket.
- A hole?
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633. Half a hole, anyway.
I gave the rest to Jeremy.
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634. What can he do with half a hole?
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635. Fix it to keep his mind from wandering.
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636. Look at John, will you?
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637. What's the matter, John?
Blue Meanies?
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638. Newer and bluer Meanies
have been sighted
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639. within the vicinity of this theatre.
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640. There's only one way to go out.
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641. - How's that?
- Singing.
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642. One... two... three... four
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