1. Did you see it? I think I got it.
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2. That little piggy was fast.
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3. Hey, everybody, this is all of our kill.
We all take credit.
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4. - I got a side ache.
- You hit Enmebaragesi.
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5. I'm pretty sure he had that
when he left the village.
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6. That's not my spear.
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7. My spear has feathers...
Okay, that one's got a feather.
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8. Okay, that is my spear.
I'm sorry, man.
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9. Great. Two spears.
Twice the killing power.
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10. Thanks a lot.
Next time don't block my shot.
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11. What? I didn't say...
Come on, not my fault.
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12. Who stands in front of a boar
on a hunt?
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13. Hey, there you are.
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14. I don't think you wanna be gathered.
You wanna be eaten.
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15. Hi, Marlak.
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16. Well, there won't be any berries
in the fruit salad now, so we all lose.
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17. Hey, Oh. How's it going?
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18. Hunters think they're so cool.
You know, they...
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19. They don't think this is challenging?
Gathering? It's extremely challenging.
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20. You have to find all the fruit with
the least amount of bird shit on it...
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21. and put it in the basket.
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22. Are they picking on you?
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23. If they're picking on you,
I will straighten them out.
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24. - All right. Yeah, would you?
- You're right.
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25. Let it slide this time.
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26. Next time, though, they will feel the tip
of my short spear.
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27. - What happened to your spear?
- I modified it. Made it a snub nose.
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28. It's lighter. It's a better killing tool.
Anyway...
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29. Oh, there's Maya.
I'm gonna go talk to her.
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30. I'll be right back.
Unless something goes horribly right.
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31. - Hello, Maya.
- Hey, Zed.
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32. What do I gotta do
to make you my woman?
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33. Look, you're a special guy.
You've got a lot of personality.
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34. When my parents
were killed by that pack of wild dogs...
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35. you really helped me
see the funny side.
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36. "No, no! He's got my ankle!"
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37. "Get off." That's your mom.
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38. So, yeah, you make me laugh,
but that's not enough.
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39. I'm an old-fashioned kind of girl.
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40. I need a man who can protect me
and take care of me.
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41. What do you mean? Like Marlak?
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42. Well, I mean, he is the best hunter
in the village.
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43. - Debatable.
- People voted.
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44. Maybe I'm not the greatest hunter.
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45. - Or gatherer.
- Yes. Or gatherer.
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46. Zed, those are the only two jobs
that we have here.
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47. I can take care of you.
Does it look like I'm starving?
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48. Come on.
Tell me you can say no to this.
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49. Give it a second. Let it work on you.
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50. Oh, yeah.
Absolutely can say no to that.
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51. Maya. Can I see you later?
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52. I think I have to wash my hair.
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53. You washed your hair last year.
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54. Tonight, we feast.
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55. Maya. For you.
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56. Thanks, Marlak.
Another severed boar's head.
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57. - It's a different colour.
- Yeah, this one is...
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58. - Left the tongue in.
- Yeah, this is really nice, Marlak.
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59. Look at Marlak flirting with Maya.
He doesn't know her at all.
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60. Head's not even the best part
of the boar.
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61. It's the back fat, stupid.
Muscleheaded idiot.
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62. Hi, Eema. Hi, Eema. Hi, Eema.
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63. Yeah. She doesn't even know I exist.
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64. There's like 60 people
in the village. I mean...
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65. you have to go out of your way
to not know that somebody exists.
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66. I just wanna lay with her so badly.
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67. I don't see it. She's cute,
but I don't think I'd lay with her.
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68. She's your sister. I mean,
that'd be like laying with your mother.
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69. Which was a big mistake.
I see that now.
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70. You think it's not gonna be awkward
in the morning, but... Trust me, wow.
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71. Listen, you wanna impress Eema?
Do the fertility dance with her...
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72. at the feast tonight
then drag her back to your hut.
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73. My hut's a mess right now,
and what if she struggles?
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74. You give her a little tap on the head.
Women respond to that.
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75. I still live with my parents.
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76. I don't wanna keep them up all night
with my raucous lovemaking.
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77. I'd get an earful in the morning.
She only likes hunters.
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78. She doesn't like gatherers.
She's a gatherer herself is the irony.
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79. She's a self-loathing gatherer.
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80. - That's pretty suggestive.
- I wouldn't read too much into that.
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81. Okay, now she's just asking
for some splinters.
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82. Hey, hey... Squanto.
Give me a break, would you?
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83. You got the whole forest.
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84. Why does everybody always have
to take a crap right behind my hut?
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85. I could be wrong, I think what it is
is that all the poop in the area...
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86. fertilises the ground and it gives
the leaves a softer feel for wiping.
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87. It's not that nobody respects you.
I haven't heard that from everyone.
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88. I've had it. Let's go.
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89. Where are we going?
We're not supposed to go this far.
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90. I'm sick of the whole village
treating me like a joke.
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91. - You know what I'm gonna do?
- Change villages.
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92. No. I'm gonna change my head.
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93. I don't think that's possible.
Your head is attached to your body.
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94. Not the whole head.
I mean, my mind.
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95. Mind...
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96. Don't tell me you're thinking
about eating forbidden fruit.
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97. That's exactly what I'm thinking.
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98. Zed, that's the tree of the knowledge
of good and evil.
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99. You don't eat from that one.
It's forbidden.
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100. But why is it forbidden?
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101. What is it they don't want us
to have?
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102. It's not the fruit. It's about the rule.
It's about doing what you're told.
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103. We've been doing what we were told
our entire lives.
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104. - How's that worked out?
- I like doing what I'm told.
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105. It gives my day
some much-needed structure. Wait.
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106. Zed. Stop.
It's just a piece of fruit.
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107. Eating a fruit
is not gonna change your life.
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108. What if it's magic fruit?
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109. What if this makes me the smartest
man the village has ever known?
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110. That's a pretty low bar.
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111. Then all the hunters
would have to bow down to me.
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112. Maya would lay with me like that.
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113. That's what this is about?
Laying with Maya?
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114. I have a great destiny,
I'm about to find out what it is.
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115. Put the fruit down.
What if somebody sees us?
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116. They'll peel our skin off
and tie us to an anthill.
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117. Now you've done it.
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118. It's got sort of a knowledge-y taste.
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119. Does it have a sort of forbidden taste?
That's what it is.
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120. - Oh, I definitely feel something.
- What?
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121. Less hungry, for one,
but also more intelligenter.
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122. It's like
I feel like maybe I know everything.
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123. Ask me something. Anything. Go.
Test me. Go.
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124. All right, where does the sun go
at night?
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125. Pass. Next question.
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126. - Okay, where do babies come from?
- Pass. Next question.
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127. - There's a snake on my foot.
- In the form of a question.
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128. There's a snake on my foot?
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129. - Correct.
- What do I do?
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130. I got a lot of ideas. I'm bursting
with ideas on the subject.
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131. - It's constricting me.
- You could stick your finger in its hole.
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132. You know what, you could eat it
before it eats you. Try that.
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133. Eat the snake first.
That's what my new brain tells me.
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134. - It's preparing to eat me.
- Go for the eyes.
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135. It's big.
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136. Zed, please help me.
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137. I'm dying a virgin.
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138. Wait right here.
I'm gonna go eat more fruit.
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139. - This was a bit of a rough day for me.
- Yeah. There's gotta be more to life.
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140. This is a lot. I don't think I can handle
too much more than this.
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141. No way. Look at these people.
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142. They're like animals.
We're way too good for this.
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143. Now that I'm smarter
I'm going straight to the top.
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144. I'm bringing you.
You're gonna be my right hand.
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145. I've seen what you do
with your right hand. No.
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146. Don't you wonder what's on
the other side of the mountains?
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147. There's nothing on the other side
of the mountains, okay?
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148. The world ends. Everybody
knows that. You'd fall right off of it.
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149. But what if it doesn't?
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150. It makes my stomach go:
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151. I've been thinking a lot
ever since I ate that fruit.
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152. Why is there fruit? What is fruit?
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153. It's a thing that you eat.
Why do we eat?
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154. What are we? What are we?
Why do I have these?
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155. Everything is weird.
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156. When you really stop and look at it,
everything gets very, very strange...
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157. Why am I talking? What is this?
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158. My lips make a movement
and then a sound...
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159. and you know what I mean.
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160. Blows my mind.
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161. That just sounds like crazy fruit talk.
I don't wanna hear it right now.
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162. Boy, she looks nice tonight.
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163. Do it, man. Dance for her.
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164. I don't know.
They're doing the jackal dance.
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165. It's not my strongest.
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166. What, are you kidding me?
You have an amazing jackal dance.
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167. Go. Jackal dance.
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168. Get into it.
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169. Over the head.
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170. I'm gonna go and eat.
I'm gonna come back.
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171. Your father was a great hunter.
But you, you're like a little girl.
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172. Good one, Marlak.
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173. Enmebaragesi says
he saw you in the garden.
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174. Really? Well, what if I told you
that Enmebaragesi was a liar?
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175. I saw him eat the forbidden fruit.
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176. Oh, that.
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177. - Hey, what's going on here?
- I will kill you where you stand.
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178. Oh, a shooting star. That's the best.
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179. - You really ate the fruit?
- One bite. What's the big deal?
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180. You don't eat the fruit.
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181. It's the number one rule
since the beginning of time.
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182. Since the Great Turtle climbed out
of the sea with Earth on its back.
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183. I know, but I'm a little fuzzy
on the exact details.
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184. Forbidden. Forbidden fruit.
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185. You ate... You did the one thing
you're not supposed to do. Forbidden.
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186. But the word "forbidden" implies
there's a little wiggle room.
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187. There's no wiggle room
with forbidden. You're cursed, man.
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188. If you stay here, we'll all be cursed.
You have to leave.
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189. - Where am I supposed to go?
- I didn't eat the fruit.
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190. My hands are tied.
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191. I know I'm being a dick right now, man,
but I'm just trying to help you.
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192. Do I detect a little bit of jealousy
because I now have...
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193. the knowledge of good and evil
and you don't?
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194. You think it's easy being the shaman
of the village?
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195. You think I like putting on
a boar's head every morning?
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196. Putting a bone through my face?
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197. I know we've known each other for
a long time. We throw the rock around.
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198. We have fun together, man,
but I can't be...
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199. You know what I mean?
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200. Plus, wanna know something?
I am high as shit right now, dude.
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201. I just licked like three toads.
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202. I've been up for like 27 suns up
and suns downs.
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203. - Okay.
- I just wanna get a meal...
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204. - I wanna take a fucking nap.
- This is bullshit.
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205. You really... You fucked the pooch
on this one.
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206. - Hard.
- I say what I did...
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207. - was a good thing.
- Oh, yeah?
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208. Yeah. Really, really very good thing.
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209. And I should know because I have
the knowledge of good and evil.
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210. - Oh, okay.
- So I ought to know...
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211. when I know what I'm saying
is what I know what I'm saying.
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212. - Good.
- And I'm not leaving.
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213. You better get out of here.
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214. Okay, but before I go,
I just wanna say one thing.
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215. I know I'm not the greatest hunter.
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216. - Or gatherer.
- Or gatherer. Thank you.
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217. But there's gotta be more to life
than this.
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218. I'm going, but because I choose to.
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219. And anyone who wants to join me
is welcome.
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220. I don't know where we're going,
but I will lead us.
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221. Yeah, light up the darkness.
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222. So who's with me?
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223. Anyone?
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224. Anyone named Oh?
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225. Okay. Looks like
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226. Which is fine with me.
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227. Better, in fact...
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228. because having a partner
would just probably slow me down.
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229. I'm gonna start a new tribe,
10 times better.
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230. There's gonna be 10 times
more dancing and fun.
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231. It's gonna be called Muscle Tribe
of Danger and Excellence.
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232. And you're not invited. I don't even like
any of you guys. I never did.
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233. Unless anyone changes their mind.
Does anyone wanna come?
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234. - We're good.
- Fine. Good. Bye-bye.
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235. Don't... Nobody panic.
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236. No! That's... That's...
Oh, it's not my house.
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237. I see you.
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238. Go away, Marlak.
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239. - Really, animal noises?
- Badger.
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240. This is just insulting.
It's time I killed you.
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241. Fine. But then, tell me this:
Who's that behind you?
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242. You think I'm gonna turn around?
I'm gonna gut you like a pig.
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243. Nice whack on the head.
You should try hitting Eema that hard.
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244. We can discuss that later.
We should run away.
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245. Yes, yes, of course.
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246. So you decided to come after all.
Was it the speech?
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247. - It was the fire. I lost everything.
- Yeah.
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248. I wish we didn't have to leave.
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249. Probably never gonna see
Eema again.
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250. That's not true. We'll go back.
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251. Those hunters are idiots.
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252. They're gonna forget the whole thing
in an hour.
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253. Will you get real, man?
There's no going back, okay?
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254. There's nothing to go back to.
It's just ashes.
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255. Like it's hard to build
one of those huts.
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256. It's just a pile of sticks and dung.
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257. Well, you're a pile of sticks
and dung.
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258. - I'm sorry, I...
- It's okay.
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259. - I don't mean that, obviously.
- I know you're mad...
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260. but this is a great
opportunity for us.
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261. They didn't appreciate you
back there.
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262. You're the genius who thought up
drinking water from a gourd.
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263. They were all drinking from their
hands.
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264. Well, it just seems practical.
I mean, I don't know.
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265. We have an incredible destiny.
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266. You don't even know where we are.
We're lost.
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267. Of course I know where we are.
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268. It's a cougar.
Don't move a muscle.
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269. - What do we do?
- Don't move your lips.
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270. Rule number one: Show no fear.
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271. You're showing fear.
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272. Much better. Very good.
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273. - Now what?
- There's two opinions on this one.
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274. Some say run,
others say stay perfectly still.
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275. - Which one are you gonna do?
- I'm going to run!
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276. You should put some maggots
on those scratches.
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277. They look pretty deep.
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278. They are very deep.
That's why they appear that way.
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279. - You're still mad at me, aren't you?
- I wish I hadn't come.
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280. Maybe you shouldn't have come...
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281. if you're gonna keep whining
about every little cougar...
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282. that attacks you.
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283. Oh, what does this look like?
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284. You making your own fire?
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285. No, I'm making arrows.
We're gonna need them.
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286. - You still coming?
- Yeah.
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287. Yeah!
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288. Yeah. You're my buddy. Yeah.
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289. You're saying we're gonna walk...
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290. and eventually we're gonna get
to a spot where the world ends...
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291. and it's like... What is it?
What are we looking at?
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292. First of all, why are you talking to me
in that tone like I'm an idiot?
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293. This is general knowledge.
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294. - I knew it!
- This is incredible.
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295. You still think the world just ends?
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296. Come on, admit it. The fruit man
has the knowledge.
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297. Whoa, whoa, be careful.
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298. Did you learn a lot when you ate
the fruit?
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299. Yeah. I can see, like, 10 minutes
into the future now.
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300. - So what am I doing in ten minutes?
- You're having sex with a zebra.
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301. - That's not funny.
- I'm not joking.
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302. Hope you're ready to bone some zeeb.
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303. People. More than one.
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304. Walking that way.
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305. You think? There's about
a thousand footprints there.
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306. - I mean, it's kind of obvious.
- Oh, yes.
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307. - They stopped here to poop. Look.
- No, I don't want to.
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308. Two men, maybe three. A child.
Or a small woman, maybe.
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309. What are you doing?
You don't know where that's been.
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310. - I know where it's been.
- Don't touch it.
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311. You don't know if a squirrel
has peed on it.
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312. Still warm.
Almost hot in the centre.
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313. Looks like they had some nuts.
Apples, maybe.
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314. What are you doing?
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315. - Yep, apples.
- What difference does it make?
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316. That doesn't help us to know that.
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317. You can tell if they ate some shit.
There's a lot of shit in that shit.
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318. My mistake, this is bear poop.
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319. What's that, though?
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320. This one's mine.
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321. Tonight, we feast.
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322. We're gonna need
some arrowheads.
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323. This is where you die!
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324. Easy, easy.
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325. He won't get far.
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326. - Did you shoot my cow?
- Oh, no.
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327. Yes. Well, we're hunters.
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328. Well, he's a hunter. I'm a maker.
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329. - A maker?
- I made this loincloth. I make arrows.
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330. I've made a shelf unit for my hut.
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331. I welcome us to you.
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332. - What do you do?
- What does it look like?
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333. - We're farmers.
- Well, he's a farmer, I'm a herdsman.
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334. You're a suck is what you are.
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335. - My brother Cain. I'm called Abel.
- You are called "suck".
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336. There you go with that "suck."
What does that mean?
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337. Short for "suckle."
Short for "suckle up."
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338. You're suckling up to God.
You're a suckle-up.
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339. Somebody's upset because God
looked on my sacrifice with favour.
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340. "God looked upon my sacrifice
with favour." I mean...
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341. - Is he a total suck or what?
- Hard to say. We just met.
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342. Why are you bringing these guys
in it?
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343. - They live in a tree.
- Oh, see?
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344. I mean, come on. You just gotta be
so superior to everyone else.
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345. No, but superior to... Than you.
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346. Superior... Let's see how superior
you are when I kick your ass.
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347. - Oh, yeah?
- You want some of that?
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348. - Yes, I do.
- Guys.
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349. - I'm right here. I'm right here.
- No, come on.
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350. No. This smug asshole insulted you,
and I want him to take it back.
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351. - We're not that insulted.
- Why don't you make me?
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352. No, no. Boys, boys.
You are brothers. Let's just relax...
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353. and let's all just get
some perspective...
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354. Yeah. Yeah. That's how we do it.
That's how we do it. That's...
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355. - There are rules that we abide by.
- Yeah, right.
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356. - Should we do something?
- Just let them settle it.
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357. I tripped.
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358. Well, I guess that settles it.
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359. - What?
- Nothing.
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360. It's... He's all right.
He's just... He's resting.
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361. Well, he's tuckered out
from the fight.
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362. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's... You know what?
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363. Let's cover him up with a little dirt
and some straw...
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364. to keep him warm
until he wakes up and...
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365. Hey. Abel, what are you doing
with my foot? Playing possum?
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366. Hey. Oh, hey, stop it.
He's choking me.
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367. Stop it, Abel. Are you trying
to choke me to death, Abel?
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368. "Yes, Cain, I am."
Come on, stop it!
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369. Self-defence. Clearly. Self-defence.
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370. What have I done?
What have I done?
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371. What have I done again?
What have I done some more?
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372. What have I continued to do?
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373. Oh, guys.
Guys, we're in some real trouble here.
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374. What do you mean "we"?
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375. I don't wanna play the blame game
but you hit him.
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376. No, no, no. There's two of you
and there's one of me.
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377. - You could have stopped me.
- Didn't know you were gonna kill him.
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378. - Are you calling me a murderer?
- Did I say that?
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379. It was an accident. Right?
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380. Yeah, you were holding a rock...
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381. and he ran into it
with his face repeatedly...
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382. until he just couldn't pull through.
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383. - It was horseplay.
- It was horseplay.
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384. It was two horses playing.
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385. One murders the other one...
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386. Yeah. It's probably best if we
didn't mention this accident to anyone.
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387. Because, you know,
people don't understand, and...
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388. Who am I gonna tell?
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389. I can't think of one
who'd be interested.
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390. I'd only tell him
and he's a witness as well.
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391. - Why even bring it up?
- Okay.
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392. - It's like he killed himself.
- Cry for help, if anything.
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393. All right. Good.
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394. I like you guys. I do.
I like you guys a lot. I do.
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395. Why don't you come over
to my place for supper?
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396. - We already have dinner plans.
- Damn.
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397. Why don't you come over
to my place for supper?
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398. We'll come over to your place
for supper.
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399. I mean, how many times
do we see you?
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400. - Just don't kill me.
- No horseplay.
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401. - What?
- Nothing.
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402. What are these big,
round things for?
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403. They're wheels, numbskull.
They make the cart roll.
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404. I feel like a bird.
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405. Bring it forth.
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406. Hello.
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407. I'm gonna yak.
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408. Hey. What's wrong with you?
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409. - Let me get your hair.
- That was too fast.
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410. Cain, I ask you again,
where is thy brother Abel?
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411. I don't know.
I haven't really seen him at all.
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412. Have you... You guys...
You guys haven't seen him, have you?
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413. - Don't know who that is.
- I don't... Never...
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414. - Don't know who you're talking about.
- What's his name?
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415. - Sure he's out there somewhere...
- I haven't seen anybody anywhere.
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416. Never had the pleasure.
Sure he's in the prime of his life.
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417. This is good soup. Really good.
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418. Lilith said she saw you
in the field with him.
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419. Oh, man, this bread is good.
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420. Oh, really? That... Oh, yeah.
No, that was yesterday, right.
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421. No, this day.
She said you both made offerings.
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422. - Oh, that was Boaz. Yeah.
- No.
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423. - Japheth. It was Japheth.
- No.
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424. - Enoch.
- No.
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425. - I'm sure it was Gilgamesh.
- No.
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426. - Ishmael.
- No.
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427. - Ezidia?
- No.
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428. - Jennifer?
- No.
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429. Now I'm remembering correctly.
It was Tishbaven.
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430. It was you. She said
it looked like you were arguing.
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431. Yeah, well, let's be honest.
Lilith is a lying bitch.
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432. Look, I mean, we're brothers.
We're gonna argue, it's human nature.
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433. - Show me the perfect family.
- His flock goes untended in the field.
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434. Okay, look. Enough.
Am I his keeper?
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435. I mean, just get off my back, Father.
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436. I wish you were dead too.
Even though Abel's not dead at all.
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437. I fear the worst for Abel.
I'm sorely vexed.
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438. You're welcome to spend this night
with us.
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439. You may lay with my daughter Lilith.
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440. She is without a husband...
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441. and as the Lord said,
"Be fruitful and multiply."
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442. What about me?
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443. You may share the bed
of my son Seth.
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444. - Thanks, Papa.
- Yeah, there you go.
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445. I multiplied with sheep.
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446. Smell that.
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447. Hello.
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448. Feeling fruitful?
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449. My bed is small but you're welcome
to share it. It's the way of my people.
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450. That is such a good way to be.
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451. In fact, I'm kind of surprised a pretty
girl like you is sleeping alone, anyway.
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452. I'd have thought
guys would be lined up at the door.
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453. - Oh. I don't like men.
- Maybe...
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454. you just ain't met the right one yet.
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455. Loincloth rising.
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456. - No, I like girls.
- We have that in common.
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457. No, I'm attracted to women.
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458. I don't even know what that means.
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459. - What does that mean?
- I like to have sex with other women.
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460. I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
All my brain blood was in my boner.
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461. That was a such good one.
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462. Okay, here we go. Ready, ready?
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463. No, wait.
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464. Little surprise on the end
of that one, right?
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465. - Very good.
- One more, ready?
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466. No, we're good.
Oh, do you wanna see a trick?
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467. Do I have to?
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468. Your brother Seth
is an interesting guy.
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469. Did you know he can put
his own penis in his mouth?
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470. I did not know that.
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471. Whole thing. Right in there.
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472. It's been a great sleepover...
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473. and thank you
for the gruel and the garb.
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474. Cain.
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475. - Where's everybody going?
- To look for thy brother Abel.
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476. - Good luck.
- What?
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477. I said, good luck, Father.
I'm really worried about him.
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478. You're not coming?
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479. I'm just gonna stay here
and finish toiling...
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480. - and then we'll be right behind you.
- Good.
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481. Hey, I'm heading to the coast.
You guys should come with me.
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482. They're gonna try to blame this
whole Abel-killing business on you.
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483. - Why blame it on us?
- When they find him...
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484. and see his head, they're gonna
start pointing fingers. You're drifters.
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485. They're gonna put two
and two together.
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486. Now stop asking so many questions
and let's go. Go, go, go.
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487. Cain. After him.
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488. - They're gaining on us.
- They're getting away.
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489. - Eat my dust, Father.
- This is really too fast.
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490. - Oh, no, no.
- Hold tight. Hold tight.
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491. Cain! My justice will be swift.
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492. No. No! Damn you, Cain.
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493. Who's in God's favour now, Father?
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494. What are the odds of that?
Hey, am I lucky or what?
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495. Your head's smoking.
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496. Hey, it didn't leave a mark, did it?
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497. Just a pink, red hole.
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498. - Your bangs are gonna cover it.
- All right. Whatever.
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499. This is the biggest place
I've ever seen.
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500. It's called a town. Just act normal.
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501. - Hi.
- Hello. Greetings, seafarer.
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502. - That's not normal.
- Hello.
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503. Would you stop saying
hi to everybody. It's annoying.
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504. All right, this is a market.
Over there is a Build-A-Bear.
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505. That's a really good container store.
Oh, this place has killer hemp.
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506. - Yes, please.
- Next up is an unusual item.
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507. - He's big. He's strong.
- It's Marlak.
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508. Oh, do not worry. He is not fighting,
he is having fun.
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509. Okay, maybe he's
little bit depressed.
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510. Maya and Eema.
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511. - Zed.
- Eema.
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512. - Hi.
- Hi. Hi. Gosh.
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513. What happened?
How did you get here?
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514. After the fire that you started,
the hill tribes raided the village.
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515. They held us captive...
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516. and traded us to the boat people,
who brought us here.
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517. So it's such a coincidence
to run into you guys like this here.
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518. - You think it's a coincidence?
- What do you think?
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519. I'm not sure, but I'm beginning to think
that everything happens for a reason.
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520. God wanted me to have
knowledge of good and evil.
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521. - Why would he want that?
- Why are we assuming God's a he?
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522. I don't know what to say to that.
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523. You kidding?
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524. Anyway, don't you guys see
what I'm saying?
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525. Why would he choose you?
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526. Why wouldn't he choose
someone stronger?
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527. Chosen doesn't have to be strong.
I'm big like this.
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528. - You have a fat face.
- My brain. It's enormous.
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529. I'm smarter than you are.
I don't talk as much.
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530. I'm the smartest guy in the village.
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531. I'm the smartest guy
that was in the village.
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532. Excuse me,
you are interested in some slaves?
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533. Yes.
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534. - This one looks pretty good.
- And her little friend. Very good.
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535. - Just how I like them.
- Hey.
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536. Feisty.
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537. So how do we do this
if we want them?
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538. You have money?
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539. That depends
on what you mean by money.
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540. Excuse me.
Perhaps I could be of some help here.
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541. You guys, let me deal with this guy,
see if I can work out a deal.
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542. What happened to your forehead?
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543. I didn't murder my brother. I didn't.
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544. All right, I'm just gonna...
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545. We're gonna get you out of this.
You trust me?
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546. - I want to trust you.
- Fair enough.
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547. Next up is a twofer.
It is two for price of one.
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548. Have a great vacation.
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549. Never trusted that guy.
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550. Because he murdered his brother
with a rock?
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551. Is that why you didn't trust him?
You got great instincts.
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552. Sorry, do you think you could move
your hands, please?
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553. Yeah.
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554. - Sorry.
- Thank you.
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555. Enmebaragesi, can you move that way
a little bit? We're crowded back here.
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556. Oh, yeah, no problem.
How's that?
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557. Look, I want you to know...
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558. I blame myself for everything
that's happened.
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559. - Yeah. So does everybody else.
- Stay away from my woman.
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560. Not gonna be possible, Marlak.
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561. She's not your woman.
You can't own people.
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562. Except for the guy who bought
all of us. Apparently, he can.
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563. - That's it.
- What?
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564. - I'm gonna kill you!
- "I'm gonna kill you."
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565. You always say, "I'm gonna kill you"
and you never do.
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566. Be still. Don't make me come in there.
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567. I'd like to see you try.
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568. Take the slaves!
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569. Go!
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570. Eema, run like a cougar
is chasing you.
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571. - Zed!
- Eema.
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572. Come here, you two.
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573. Go, go, go, go.
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574. Sir, shall we pursue the slaves?
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575. Let the desert have them.
They won't get far.
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576. Yes, sir.
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577. - Orders, sir?
- Tend to the slaves.
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578. - We leave for Sodom before daybreak.
- Yes, sir.
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579. I wonder who they are.
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580. Their hats are really great,
aren't they?
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581. Their hats?
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582. When that guy
cut the other guy's head off...
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583. I wasn't thinking about
what a great hat.
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584. It wasn't my very first thought, but I'd
be lying if I said it wasn't up there.
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585. I'm just saying, if I can snag one,
I'm going to.
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586. Now I just have to figure out a way
to rescue Maya and Eema.
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587. How are we gonna rescue them?
These guys are killers.
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588. Even killers have to sleep sometime.
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589. That was refreshing.
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590. Shit!
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591. They're gone.
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592. Now where do we go?
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593. They said they were going to Sodom.
We're going to Sodom.
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594. I think I have sand in my ass,
but there's no way of knowing for sure.
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595. I'll take a look in it
when we get to Sodom.
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596. We making a burnt offering
or something?
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597. Yes, Isaac.
As God has commanded me.
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598. But I don't see the sheep anywhere.
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599. The Lord. The Lord shall provide
the sheep, my son.
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600. What is this?
Is this some sort of magic trick?
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601. In a way. In a way.
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602. If this is because I didn't clean up
my tent, I'm sorry.
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603. I'll do it right when I get home.
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604. Oh, Dad, why are you doing this?
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605. The Lord has spoken unto me, Isaac,
and I must obey him.
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606. If the Lord told you to jump off a cliff,
would you do it?
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607. - Forgive me, Isaac.
- My God.
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608. Stop! What are you doing
with that kid?
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609. - Nothing.
- Nothing?
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610. This is my son, sir.
We were playing a game.
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611. All right?
It's called Burny Burny Cut Cut.
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612. You weren't.
You were gonna kill him.
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613. I was not going to kill him.
I was going to sacrifice him.
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614. - There is a tremendous difference.
- Not to him.
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615. By what right dost thou interfere?
Art thou sent by the Lord?
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616. Yes. As a matter of fact, I am.
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617. - Aye. Aye, verily, thou art.
- Verily. Yea.
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618. Thou were sent by the Eternal One
to stay my hand.
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619. - All of that.
- This is Isaac.
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620. And I am Abraham, the son of Terah
of the House of Nah or.
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621. We were two doors down from Nah or.
We were Nah or's neighbours.
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622. And I am Zed, son of Zero.
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623. And this is Oh, son of Ooh
from the House of Sticks and Dung.
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624. The tents of my kinsmen
lie just beyond.
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625. Come. Come, my friends.
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626. We are the Hebrews.
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627. A righteous people,
but not very good at sports.
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628. This way, friends. Come.
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629. Brothers, brothers.
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630. Let us give thanks
unto the Lord thy God...
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631. for staying my hand on the mountain
this very day.
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632. Praise be to God,
hallowed be his name.
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633. And let us also praise him...
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634. for the bounty
which he hath bestowed unto us.
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635. He hath increased our wealth...
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636. and blessed us with...
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637. Thanks. Thank you.
A lot of loving things.
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638. - Kind loving kindness.
- Yeah.
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639. Friends, whence comest thou?
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640. - He wants to know where you're from.
- Thou comest not from...
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641. the Cities of the Plain,
from Sodom and Gomorrah.
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642. - Heard of them, never been there.
- Are they nice?
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643. "Are they nice"?
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644. They have been cursed for all time
by the Lord thy God...
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645. - for their abominations.
- I did not know that.
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646. They worship idols
and they bow down before false gods.
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647. - Abdominal.
- It's the worst.
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648. The men of that city
are weak and soft...
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649. fat with rich food,
intoxicated by strong drink.
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650. I'm not hearing the bad part.
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651. The women are whores.
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652. Their shameless lust
knows no bounds.
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653. They flaunt their flesh...
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654. and any man may have knowledge
of them whenever he so chooseth.
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655. Which one of the two cities
has the most whores?
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656. Just so we know to stay away
from that one especially.
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657. Walk you not the path of Sodom.
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658. For the Lord thy God
has said unto me...
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659. that he shall send a holy fire
to destroy that city...
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660. and all who dwell within
for their iniquity.
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661. He shall smite them.
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662. Them, and all of their seed.
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663. So when do you think
this smiting's gonna go down?
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664. - Because we have some friends there.
- Their fate is sealed.
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665. But for my faith and devotion...
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666. that self-same God...
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667. has promised unto me
the whole of this land.
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668. From the Heights of Golan in the north
to the Sinai in the south.
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669. From the river of Jordan
to the great sea.
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670. - This is all your land?
- For all of eternity.
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671. But apparently God
forgot to tell anyone else.
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672. We're at war with someone
every other day.
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673. Excuse me. I and my kinsmen
have vanquished our enemies...
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674. by the mighty hand
of God, blessed be he.
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675. - Praised is his name...
- Unto us.
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676. - And glory his graciousness.
- Wealthy bounty.
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677. Therefore, to signify my covenant
with the one true God...
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678. I shall on this day
circumcise the flesh of my penis.
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679. And of you. And you, and of you,
and every male who dwelleth hereby.
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680. - Excuse me?
- I don't know what you mean.
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681. We shall grasp the foreskins
of our penises...
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682. and we shall cut therefrom
the extra flesh. Amen.
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683. I don't think I have any extra.
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684. - Couldn't we pierce our ears?
- No, no, no.
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685. So it shall be written,
and so it shall be done.
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686. Let me get this straight. You're saying
you have too much cock?
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687. And you wanna:
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688. You know, Abe, it's been a long day,
we've all had a lot to drink...
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689. and I know that this foreskin thing
sounds like a good idea now...
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690. but you might wanna sleep on it.
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691. We can always cut it off
in the morning.
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692. But if we do it now, there's just no way
to get it back on there.
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693. No, no, no, trust me, it's gonna be
a very, very sleek look.
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694. This is gonna catch on. I'm gonna go
get my good knife.
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695. Just wait right there. I'll be right back
to cut your penises.
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696. Not the whole thing,
you understand. Just the very tip.
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697. And after, we're all gonna have wine
and sponge cake.
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698. Do you have any idea
where we're going?
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699. Going to Sodom.
We have to save Maya and Eema.
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700. He said that God
was gonna smite Sodom with holy fire.
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701. God also told him to chop off
the tip of his dick.
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702. Dad, no! No! No!
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703. So listen, I've been thinking,
what constitutes the tip of the penis?
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704. Because his definition
might not be the same as mine.
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705. - What if the tip is your favourite part?
- The tip is your only part.
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706. Come out here.
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707. Hey, you caught me. Guilty.
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708. What are you doing here?
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709. - I'm gonna come.
- You don't know where we're going.
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710. - You're going to Sodom, right?
- No.
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711. How stupid you think I am?
You've had a boner for Sodom...
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712. since my dad mentioned it.
If I take you, get me some wine.
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713. Aren't you a bit young?
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714. Do you like hanging out
with this little girl?
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715. Did you or did you not
hear me scream?
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716. My dad just trimmed my dick skin.
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717. That's Sodom right there.
The Unholy Land.
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718. The devil's playground,
where the sinners are winners.
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719. Me and my boys sneak in here
on the weekends sometimes.
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720. Pick up on the babes,
drink some wine, smoke some herb.
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721. - Shouldn't be smoking either.
- Thanks a lot, Grandpa.
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722. I've been smoking for four harvests
now, so I think I'm good.
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723. These doors are enormous.
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724. - It looks like they're not open, so...
- You just gotta knock.
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725. - They let me in all the time.
- Yeah, knock.
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726. - Why don't you knock?
- You knock.
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727. - What if we're waking somebody?
- Eema and Maya might be in there.
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728. I gave them our word
we'd rescue them.
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729. I want to get my dicky sticky.
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730. - Halt. Halt.
- Get help. Tell your father.
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731. Like I'm gonna tell my father
I came with you guys to Sodom.
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732. So long, suckers.
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733. I kind of get why his dad
wanted to kill him.
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734. Get in.
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735. - What's this, then?
- They were banging on the gate.
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736. - Hebrews from the look of them.
- Well, we're not really Hebrews.
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737. We are Hebrews?
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738. I get it. No talking.
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739. - Should we wake the commander?
- Oh, no.
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740. Don't want to wake the commander.
He gets mean when you wake him.
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741. Meaner than this?
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742. Let go of his titty.
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743. Yeah. Okay. All right, good one.
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744. What the bloody hell
is going on out there?
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745. Who screamed?
Sounded like a woman.
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746. But you don't look like a woman.
You wanna kiss me?
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747. Like in a romantic way?
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748. By tomorrow morning,
you'll wish you hadn't been born.
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749. - I already feel that way right now.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
750. Why don't you pick on someone
your own size?
Copy !req
751. Because that I would pay to see.
You versus a guy your size.
Copy !req
752. Give me my stick.
Copy !req
753. Bumpy. You got a smoother one?
Copy !req
754. Yeah.
Copy !req
755. Turn around
and put your hands on the table.
Copy !req
756. Now!
Copy !req
757. I'll take that kiss now.
Copy !req
758. - We'll start with the fat one.
- Relatively fat. I mean...
Copy !req
759. - Welcome to Sodom.
- Hey, I want a piece of that.
Copy !req
760. - Cain?
- You know them?
Copy !req
761. Brothers.
Copy !req
762. I missed you so much. Oh, you guys.
Promise you'll never leave me again.
Copy !req
763. - This is amazing.
- And this is a Monday.
Copy !req
764. You should see this place
on a Thursday.
Copy !req
765. - Because Thursday's the new Friday.
- Well, thanks for saving us.
Copy !req
766. - What are you gonna do to us now?
- Excuse me? Do I detect a tone here?
Copy !req
767. You did sell us into slavery.
Copy !req
768. Hold a grudge much?
That was, like, a fortnight ago.
Copy !req
769. It was less than a fortnight.
Half a fortnight.
Copy !req
770. - It was a seven night.
- Oh, give me a break.
Copy !req
771. I was dealing with the death...
Copy !req
772. of a close, personal family member
and I needed some space.
Copy !req
773. But hey, now I realise that you guys
are like my real brothers.
Copy !req
774. And it's so rare to have a brother
that you love and don't wanna kill.
Copy !req
775. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
776. Hey, who's hungry?
Copy !req
777. - I'm hungry.
- Don't kill me.
Copy !req
778. Yeah? Okay.
Copy !req
779. Excuse me, I was...
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780. Yeah, that's two for flinching.
Hey, let's go.
Copy !req
781. Here. Now we're even.
Copy !req
782. Check out the woman across the way.
She's looking at us.
Copy !req
783. She's totally eye-knowing us
with her eyes right now.
Copy !req
784. Well, she's really making
that banana last.
Copy !req
785. - Go talk to her.
- I kind of have a girlfriend right now.
Copy !req
786. A girl that I'm going to marry.
Copy !req
787. Make my wife, make her my girlfriend
one day when I get enough strength.
Copy !req
788. What transpires within the confines
of the walls of Sodom...
Copy !req
789. stays within the confines of the walls
of Sodom.
Copy !req
790. If you guys are gonna stay here,
you should join the guard.
Copy !req
791. - Hey!
- Hey, hey what, hey? Huh? Yeah.
Copy !req
792. I mean, the pay's not great
but the perks, tons of them.
Copy !req
793. I'm telling you, it's the only way to go.
Come on, let's go talk to the sergeant.
Copy !req
794. - Let's go.
- Hurry now.
Copy !req
795. This is great. How do I look?
Copy !req
796. I can't see. This is too big on me.
I wonder if I can get a smaller size.
Copy !req
797. Yeah, someone's gotta be
the hat person around here.
Copy !req
798. - Find a...
- Excuse me.
Copy !req
799. Hey, my helmet is way too big
for me. It looks really silly.
Copy !req
800. - Think I can get a smaller one?
- Line up!
Copy !req
801. - What are you doing? In the line.
- Wait, he's not...
Copy !req
802. In the line. Face forward in the line.
Copy !req
803. - Guys. Guys?
- I don't know where to...
Copy !req
804. - Guys.
- You too!
Copy !req
805. - Guys.
- Find a hole, you stupid bastards.
Copy !req
806. - It's kind of obvious, isn't it?
- Not to me.
Copy !req
807. Soldiers. Present arms.
Copy !req
808. I never got a sword.
I only got the holder.
Copy !req
809. I didn't know
that that's what it was for.
Copy !req
810. - So this is it? We just walk around?
- Yeah, pretty much.
Copy !req
811. Just look for troublemakers.
Copy !req
812. If you see a thief or a pickpocket,
we'll slap them around a little bit.
Copy !req
813. Maybe cut off a finger, you know,
or tip of the nose sometimes.
Copy !req
814. Lower lip. Just anything you can grab
and slice in one fluid motion.
Copy !req
815. It seems kind of harsh.
Copy !req
816. Hey, just remember it's the palace
that pays us, not the people. Come on.
Copy !req
817. Feed us!
Copy !req
818. Six sacrifices in the last 10 days
and still no rain.
Copy !req
819. Majesty, there's talk of revolution
in the streets.
Copy !req
820. Oil and grain are scarce,
prices are high.
Copy !req
821. Starving peasants are pouring
into the city in search of food.
Copy !req
822. We could actually have a riot
on our hands.
Copy !req
823. Poverty has a bitter taste,
but it is a flavour they are born to.
Copy !req
824. It is the will of the gods.
What do the entrails predict?
Copy !req
825. Well, the liver is streaked with grey,
which is not a good sign...
Copy !req
826. but his poor rectum
is absolutely pulverized...
Copy !req
827. which is not unusual
for a sheep in this region.
Copy !req
828. The genitals are enormous.
Copy !req
829. That's of no significance,
I'm just commenting.
Copy !req
830. If you do look at this intestine...
Copy !req
831. his large intestine
is arranged in an arc...
Copy !req
832. then the two massive balls
of the sheep are like eyes.
Copy !req
833. To me, I see a happy face.
That makes me happy.
Copy !req
834. What does it mean?
Copy !req
835. Well, could mean a surprise visit
from a former friend or sweetheart.
Copy !req
836. Or that you're going
on a long sea voyage.
Copy !req
837. Could I come?
I've never been on a boat.
Copy !req
838. How did you become high priest?
Copy !req
839. I'm your brother-in-law.
Copy !req
840. Perhaps it's time
for a new high priest.
Copy !req
841. Perhaps it's not time
for a new high priest.
Copy !req
842. Let that be a warning to you.
Copy !req
843. Next time, I shall hurl a lightning bolt
right in your face.
Copy !req
844. Or a fireball.
Copy !req
845. And you know what's the best part
about Sodom? The sodomy.
Copy !req
846. You guys are in for a treat.
Copy !req
847. Down.
Copy !req
848. Did you see that girl?
Copy !req
849. That was Princess lnanna.
Copy !req
850. She's totally hot.
Don't even think about it.
Copy !req
851. Why not?
Copy !req
852. Why? Because she's royalty
and you're a caveman.
Copy !req
853. Where's everybody going?
Copy !req
854. To the temple.
You guys have to see this.
Copy !req
855. - Will she be there?
- Yeah, everyone'll be there.
Copy !req
856. There she is.
Copy !req
857. The princess isn't eating.
Copy !req
858. I find it hard to eat
when so many are hungry.
Copy !req
859. - You can't keep starving yourself.
- Why not?
Copy !req
860. Everybody else is starving.
Present company excluded.
Copy !req
861. Careful, princess.
Copy !req
862. You may be my stepdaughter,
but these are dangerous times...
Copy !req
863. - and those are dangerous words.
- Whatever.
Copy !req
864. Hi.
Copy !req
865. Yeah.
Copy !req
866. - What's happening?
- They're picking a virgin.
Copy !req
867. Oh, please. If you're a virgin,
then I'm a fuzzy little gerbil.
Copy !req
868. Back to the whorehouse with you.
Quick as a bunny. There you go.
Copy !req
869. What do they need a virgin for?
Copy !req
870. - To throw her in the fire. Are you new?
- What? Why?
Copy !req
871. An offering to the gods.
Copy !req
872. - Are you serious?
- There's a famine going on...
Copy !req
873. so if we make
a good enough sacrifice...
Copy !req
874. then the gods give us rain.
You get rain, you get harvest...
Copy !req
875. you get harvest, you get food.
You know what food is?
Copy !req
876. Yeah, you know food.
Copy !req
877. So they're gonna throw a virgin
into the fire so that it rains?
Copy !req
878. Where do you think rain
comes from? Clouds?
Copy !req
879. My 6-year-old knows.
Copy !req
880. - Hey, how do you get rain?
- Burn a virgin.
Copy !req
881. I didn't think
it was anything related to...
Copy !req
882. Yeah, yeah. "I didn't think,
I didn't think."
Copy !req
883. It's the gods and it comes
from virgins being burned.
Copy !req
884. Did I do something to offend you?
Copy !req
885. I come here, I get a great seat
at the sacrifice, and you're ruining it.
Copy !req
886. Seems like a waste
of a perfectly good virgin to me.
Copy !req
887. Hey, guys? I'm trying to enjoy
the sacrifice with my family.
Copy !req
888. Do you mind? Do you mind?
Copy !req
889. For the love of the gods...
Copy !req
890. we commit this fair maiden...
Copy !req
891. to Moloch's holy fire.
Copy !req
892. These virgins, it's always a girl?
Copy !req
893. I'm really happy for her.
She was always the runner-up.
Copy !req
894. True success story.
Copy !req
895. My lord,
the princess wishes to see you.
Copy !req
896. Me? What about my friend?
Copy !req
897. Can the two of us come?
We're a pair.
Copy !req
898. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The three of us are like a pair.
Copy !req
899. No, not you.
The two of you, follow me.
Copy !req
900. Great.
Copy !req
901. - I'll try to put a good word in for you.
- Yeah, do.
Copy !req
902. If we never, ever see you again,
it's not because we're avoiding you.
Copy !req
903. Don't forget about me.
Copy !req
904. This is Zaftig, the eunuch.
You, go with him.
Copy !req
905. Oh, can't I go with him?
Copy !req
906. - Why? Is he your lover?
- No, we're just friends.
Copy !req
907. That would be weird.
We're both guys.
Copy !req
908. - Come with me.
- What do you do?
Copy !req
909. I've been a palace eunuch
since I was 9 years old.
Copy !req
910. - How would I become a eunuch?
- They cut off your testicles.
Copy !req
911. Why all the genital mutilation?
Copy !req
912. Well, you get to keep them.
I always keep mine close at hand.
Copy !req
913. Would you like to see?
Copy !req
914. No.
Copy !req
915. Can I ask your opinion?
Copy !req
916. What do you think?
Ponytail or no ponytail?
Copy !req
917. - I don't know and I really don't care.
- Okay. I just wanted to know...
Copy !req
918. what the ladies of Sodom
were into nowadays, but...
Copy !req
919. This party is insane.
Copy !req
920. It's more of a hair-down
kind of scene, I'd say.
Copy !req
921. Hi.
Copy !req
922. Be sure to try the fruit.
Copy !req
923. Maya. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
924. Okay, I'm still alive,
thank you for asking...
Copy !req
925. and I'm still a slave.
Copy !req
926. I was coming to rescue you. Really.
That's why we were here.
Copy !req
927. - We were gonna find you.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
928. You seemed worried
about your ponytail just a second ago.
Copy !req
929. I was just...
Copy !req
930. - You were just chosen again.
- I was.
Copy !req
931. I would love to join you at this orgy,
but I can't...
Copy !req
932. because I have to go be a slave,
and I don't get any breaks.
Copy !req
933. And the princess has crabs.
Copy !req
934. Oh, yes, it's steamy.
Copy !req
935. God, that's realistic.
Copy !req
936. Watch it, jerk.
Copy !req
937. A real woman, that's...
Copy !req
938. Oh, excuse me, Miss...
Copy !req
939. Ter. Mister. Awkward.
Copy !req
940. Good concentration.
Copy !req
941. You're good. You're real good.
Copy !req
942. - Oh? Is that you?
- I'm not supposed to talk, I'm a statue.
Copy !req
943. - Yeah, you look so gold.
- It's all the gold paint.
Copy !req
944. - How's it going?
- It's going great.
Copy !req
945. I just had my entire body
painted by a fat guy with no balls.
Copy !req
946. - Oh, how did that go?
- He was extremely thorough.
Copy !req
947. - How's it going with you?
- Not bad.
Copy !req
948. Just had a little rub and scrub.
Now I'm up for some grub.
Copy !req
949. - Sounds luxurious.
- Hey.
Copy !req
950. You remember that woman
who brought us in with the face dress?
Copy !req
951. That was Maya. She's working here
now and she looks great.
Copy !req
952. - Kind of mad at me, though.
- And there's Eema.
Copy !req
953. Come here, wench.
Copy !req
954. Let me have a look
what's up that skirt.
Copy !req
955. - I'm sorry, it was an accident.
- It was no accident.
Copy !req
956. Hey. You. Slave girl.
I told you to fetch me more wine.
Copy !req
957. - Apologise to this officer now.
- I'm sorry.
Copy !req
958. Good. Now go fetch.
Wait over there by the skinny statue.
Copy !req
959. I'll deal with you later. Go!
Copy !req
960. Slaves. What are you gonna do?
Copy !req
961. Wait a minute.
Copy !req
962. Don't I know you?
Copy !req
963. - What are you, crazy?
- I will not serve these people.
Copy !req
964. - I'd rather die.
- Keep it up. You will.
Copy !req
965. Have you joined them?
Copy !req
966. I haven't joined anything.
I'm not having fun.
Copy !req
967. I'm just checking it out.
A lot to learn here.
Copy !req
968. - What, human sacrifice?
- No. No human sacrifices.
Copy !req
969. I've been chosen
to do something great.
Copy !req
970. Yeah, here we go.
Copy !req
971. I'm pretty sure it's not hunting pigs
and weaving baskets.
Copy !req
972. - Oh?
- Hello, Maya.
Copy !req
973. She wants to see you. Now.
Copy !req
974. Don't think
I'm interested in her.
Copy !req
975. - Why ever would I think that?
- It's part of my plan.
Copy !req
976. I'm gonna get us out of here
soon as I can.
Copy !req
977. - The princess awaits you.
- And I await her.
Copy !req
978. You two, await me.
Stay out of trouble. Stay gold.
Copy !req
979. He has no idea what he's doing,
does he?
Copy !req
980. - It's nice to see you like this.
- It's nice to see you too.
Copy !req
981. We should do something.
When do you get off?
Copy !req
982. - Never. I'm a slave.
- Oh, yeah, of course.
Copy !req
983. Slave girl, bring me a towel.
Copy !req
984. Yeah, I should go be a slave.
Copy !req
985. I'm gonna strike a specific pose,
I guess.
Copy !req
986. - Okay.
- I love you.
Copy !req
987. You there. Golden boy.
Come here.
Copy !req
988. Rub me with oil.
Copy !req
989. I'd rather not, if you don't mind.
That's not...
Copy !req
990. I'm not one of the oil rubbers,
I'm just a guard.
Copy !req
991. Rub me with oil or die.
Copy !req
992. - Is that enough?
- Much more. Baste me like a chicken.
Copy !req
993. Oh, yes. Pour it all over me,
you little bronze bitch let.
Copy !req
994. Yeah, okay. You got the whole thing
on you now.
Copy !req
995. Marvellous, I love it.
Copy !req
996. All right, well, have a good evening.
I'm glad I could help you out.
Copy !req
997. Now rub it in.
Copy !req
998. With my hand?
Copy !req
999. No. With your nutsack.
Of course, with your hand.
Copy !req
1000. Oh, yes.
Copy !req
1001. Oh, yes, the oily oiliness.
Copy !req
1002. The musky, precious,
smoky, oily oiliness.
Copy !req
1003. Yes, that's right.
Oh, God, paint a picture on my body.
Copy !req
1004. - Tell a story on my nipples.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1005. That's right, take me down
the smoky Euphrates.
Copy !req
1006. Do something
you'll be ashamed of later...
Copy !req
1007. you naughty little goat.
All right, charm the snake.
Copy !req
1008. - Eema. Hey...
- Oh, just like that. Now slap me.
Copy !req
1009. - This isn't what it looks like.
- My tummy. Go ahead, slap me.
Copy !req
1010. - Slap me. Slap the tummy.
- No, it's fine. I mean, I understand.
Copy !req
1011. Go on. I love it, I love it.
Oh, you're very gifted.
Copy !req
1012. No, no, no. I'm just rubbing oil
on this man's chest. Eema.
Copy !req
1013. A gift. I don't know,
you've got some sort of gift.
Copy !req
1014. - Good luck.
- Look, Maya. Maya.
Copy !req
1015. Come to me.
Copy !req
1016. Beautiful, isn't it?
Copy !req
1017. You can see Gomorrah
just over the hill.
Copy !req
1018. Yep. Twin cities.
Copy !req
1019. People think that the gods
are gonna wipe them out...
Copy !req
1020. - because they're so evil.
- And what do you think? Am I evil?
Copy !req
1021. Well, I don't really know you,
but you don't look evil.
Copy !req
1022. Do you find me attractive?
Copy !req
1023. Yeah.
Copy !req
1024. Let me ask you one thing.
Copy !req
1025. What would a girl like you
want with a guy like me?
Copy !req
1026. I don't know.
I just find you interesting.
Copy !req
1027. They say it's the will of the gods...
Copy !req
1028. that some men should suffer
while others rule.
Copy !req
1029. That we're all just victims
of our own fate.
Copy !req
1030. I believed that until this morning...
Copy !req
1031. when I saw you standing up alone
in the square and I said to myself:
Copy !req
1032. "Yes! Finally, here's one man
who refuses to bow down to anything.
Copy !req
1033. A man with the courage
to question the order of things.
Copy !req
1034. A man chosen by the gods
to do something great."
Copy !req
1035. That's exactly
what I've been thinking.
Copy !req
1036. You would not believe the stuff
happening to me.
Copy !req
1037. - I just didn't know why.
- I know why.
Copy !req
1038. To bring you here. To this place.
To me.
Copy !req
1039. I could not agree more.
Copy !req
1040. I'm trying to agree more, but I can't,
because that's how much I agree.
Copy !req
1041. Come.
Copy !req
1042. This must be difficult
for you to understand...
Copy !req
1043. but my life is devoted
to the service of the gods...
Copy !req
1044. and the good of the people.
I keep nothing for myself.
Copy !req
1045. - That's very unselfish of you.
- It is unselfish of me, isn't it?
Copy !req
1046. You're so perceptive
for one so young.
Copy !req
1047. - Yeah. What are those doors there?
- Behind these doors...
Copy !req
1048. is the Holy of Ho lies,
earthly domain of the gods.
Copy !req
1049. A place so ineffably sacred,
so powerful...
Copy !req
1050. that to enter is instant death.
Copy !req
1051. - Who cleans it?
- Needs no cleaning.
Copy !req
1052. Kind of makes you think
about the people that built it.
Copy !req
1053. Like, did they die instantly...
Copy !req
1054. or were they given
a courtesy second...
Copy !req
1055. to get out of there by the gods?
Copy !req
1056. They were allowed to finish,
given four and a half seconds...
Copy !req
1057. then the gods descended.
Copy !req
1058. - What if a bug goes in there?
- lnstant death for the bug.
Copy !req
1059. Are there dead bugs all over?
Because nobody cleans it.
Copy !req
1060. They're vapourized immediately...
Copy !req
1061. by a holy beam
of vapoury fire vapour.
Copy !req
1062. - Can we go in?
- I just told you.
Copy !req
1063. To enter is instant death,
you gorgeous little dunce.
Copy !req
1064. Can't even poke our heads in?
Copy !req
1065. You're so young and curious,
aren't you?
Copy !req
1066. You want to know it all and
taste it all, explore it all, be it all...
Copy !req
1067. dance with it all, suck it all,
don't you?
Copy !req
1068. I've got a riddle for you.
Copy !req
1069. What has two thumbs...
Copy !req
1070. and is desperate
for another hot-oil rub?
Copy !req
1071. - What?
- This person.
Copy !req
1072. Come on. Let's go.
Copy !req
1073. - Come. Come quick.
- That will not be a problem.
Copy !req
1074. What are we doing here?
Copy !req
1075. I want you to enter
the Holy of Ho lies.
Copy !req
1076. Oh, that is quite a coincidence...
Copy !req
1077. because I want you to sit
on the Poley of Poleys.
Copy !req
1078. - Oh, no. That's the Holy of Ho lies.
- I thought you were talking about...
Copy !req
1079. You have to go in there
and speak to the gods.
Copy !req
1080. - The gods are in there?
- So they say.
Copy !req
1081. The only one who goes in there
is the high priest.
Copy !req
1082. They say it's instant death
for anyone else to enter.
Copy !req
1083. - Then why am I going in?
- Because you've been chosen.
Copy !req
1084. If the gods wanted you dead,
they would've killed you already.
Copy !req
1085. - Right.
- This is what you've been chosen for.
Copy !req
1086. To speak to the gods,
divine their purpose...
Copy !req
1087. and plead with them
to end this terrible famine.
Copy !req
1088. Then come back out
and tell me what it's like inside.
Copy !req
1089. - Okay.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1090. Right.
Copy !req
1091. I'm pretty sure I'm chosen,
but I'm not "sure" sure.
Copy !req
1092. You're chosen.
Copy !req
1093. Okay. I'm gonna go in,
but you gotta do something for me.
Copy !req
1094. - You gotta let my friends go.
- Anything.
Copy !req
1095. Don't kill me, don't kill me,
don't kill me...
Copy !req
1096. Get up. You look ridiculous.
Copy !req
1097. - Oh? What are you doing here?
- I'm hiding from the high priest.
Copy !req
1098. I spent the last two hours
rubbing oil on him.
Copy !req
1099. Is that chest hair?
Copy !req
1100. Not all of it. Just don't ask, okay?
Copy !req
1101. I've lost my sense
of right and wrong.
Copy !req
1102. How did you get in here
without getting fried?
Copy !req
1103. - I don't know. How did you?
- Because I'm a chosen.
Copy !req
1104. Probably why God didn't kill you:
He knew you were my follower.
Copy !req
1105. - I'm not your follower.
- Why are you always following me?
Copy !req
1106. I'm not following you. I walk
behind you at the same pace as you.
Copy !req
1107. Not following.
I could be leading from the rear.
Copy !req
1108. Come on. I'm the leader.
I always have been.
Copy !req
1109. Some leader.
Told us you were gonna get us out.
Copy !req
1110. - Just been messing around at orgies.
- Messing around at orgies?
Copy !req
1111. No, no. I'm not like you.
Copy !req
1112. I don't get to prance around
in gold paint and have fun.
Copy !req
1113. - I have no downtime.
- Please. Your whole life is downtime.
Copy !req
1114. That's what you think?
That's what everybody thinks.
Copy !req
1115. I'm about to show you something.
Observe.
Copy !req
1116. Almighty God, or gods,
whatever the case may be...
Copy !req
1117. I need to ask a favour of you.
Copy !req
1118. I know
I've really messed things up...
Copy !req
1119. but I really need to come through
on this one...
Copy !req
1120. and I wanna ask you to please give
me the strength to free my friends.
Copy !req
1121. - And that's it, that's the favour.
- Oh, shit.
Copy !req
1122. And also,
if you could just make it rain...
Copy !req
1123. or like drizzle without us having
to kill a virgin, you know what I mean?
Copy !req
1124. Because we need our virgins
at the moment.
Copy !req
1125. And also, if you could give me
the power...
Copy !req
1126. to see through women's clothing
without them knowing...
Copy !req
1127. that would be really great.
Copy !req
1128. Hello?
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1129. Hasn't it occurred to you
that it might be silent...
Copy !req
1130. because God is not in here?
Look around. There's nothing in here.
Copy !req
1131. That doesn't prove anything.
Maybe he stepped away.
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1132. - For what?
- God stuff.
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1133. If he needs something,
he can create it from nothing.
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1134. What's the point of being God
if you keep running for things?
Copy !req
1135. Let me just put something out there.
Maybe God doesn't exist.
Copy !req
1136. What? So everything is just random?
Copy !req
1137. Then nothing would mean anything.
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1138. - What would be the point?
- That is the point.
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1139. That there's no point? That's stupid.
Copy !req
1140. - You're stupid.
- No.
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1141. - There's something bigger than me.
- There's nothing bigger than you.
Copy !req
1142. - Don't touch my belly to make a point.
- Fine.
Copy !req
1143. - Okay. I'm sorry, I have a man's body.
- I'm maturing at my own pace.
Copy !req
1144. - You are so jealous of me.
- Jealous? That you're a bullshit artist?
Copy !req
1145. That every time you speak,
it's bullshit coming out of your mouth?
Copy !req
1146. You would believe in God
if you've ever been with a woman.
Copy !req
1147. - I'm a virgin by choice.
- Not your choice.
Copy !req
1148. - Take that back.
- I won't.
Copy !req
1149. - Take back what you said.
- Take back what you said.
Copy !req
1150. Everything you've ever said.
Copy !req
1151. Don't stand close.
Get your belly off of my belly.
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1152. Don't touch my belly.
Copy !req
1153. I don't want to touch bellies with you,
ever.
Copy !req
1154. Take everything
you've ever said back.
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1155. - You're out of control.
- You're a freak.
Copy !req
1156. - Stop screaming, stop screaming.
- You're a freak! Get off me.
Copy !req
1157. I can pull this thing together.
The princess is right out there.
Copy !req
1158. And if I play this right...
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1159. I'm gonna get us all out of here,
Maya and Eema too.
Copy !req
1160. Just trust in me. Have a little faith.
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1161. Fine, but not for you. For Eema.
And I'm too tired to argue right now.
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1162. I had a long hot bath with the
high priest, and I'm lightheaded.
Copy !req
1163. I'm sorry for squeezing you so hard.
Copy !req
1164. Let's go. Freak.
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1165. God, if you do exist,
if you make Eema love me...
Copy !req
1166. I would be very grateful. Okay?
Copy !req
1167. If you do exist.
Copy !req
1168. You guys waiting to go in there?
Copy !req
1169. Because I gotta say:
Not that big a deal.
Copy !req
1170. If you see a broken penis,
it was like that when we went in.
Copy !req
1171. Seize him.
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1172. I'm seized.
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1173. I wish I was upside down.
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1174. Looks kind of fun.
Copy !req
1175. Is it fun?
Copy !req
1176. So you're not talking to me?
Copy !req
1177. We're not friends anymore,
after all I've done for you?
Copy !req
1178. - What have you done for me?
- I brought you out of your shell.
Copy !req
1179. Yeah? I liked my shell.
I liked the village.
Copy !req
1180. Because of you, I'm in this horrible
place where brothers kill brothers...
Copy !req
1181. and they burn women
and they make people slaves.
Copy !req
1182. People cut off
the ends of their penises...
Copy !req
1183. and their testicles and I'm
never gonna see Eema again...
Copy !req
1184. and it's because of you.
Copy !req
1185. Please forgive me.
I mean, you are my best friend.
Copy !req
1186. I hate the world! I hate you!
Copy !req
1187. And now I'm hanging upside down
and I really have to pee.
Copy !req
1188. I know I'm not perfect.
Copy !req
1189. And maybe I made a few wrong turns,
but you gotta understand I'm chosen.
Copy !req
1190. That's a lot of responsibility.
You can't even imagine.
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1191. The only one that thinks that you're
chosen is you. So shut up already!
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1192. I'm gonna get us out of this thing
if it's the last thing I do.
Copy !req
1193. That was just my first idea.
Copy !req
1194. I'm also accepting ideas.
Copy !req
1195. Guard!
The upside down prisoner has to pee!
Copy !req
1196. Oh, I'm peeing.
Copy !req
1197. Oh, no.
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1198. Try to keep your mouth closed.
Copy !req
1199. Oh, no. In the nose.
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1200. Hey, I'm peeing on my face too,
on the inside.
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1201. I hate you.
Copy !req
1202. Observe, my dear...
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1203. since it was you
who lured him to his death.
Copy !req
1204. "For the crimes of blasphemy..."
Copy !req
1205. Heresy...
Copy !req
1206. "conspiracy..."
Copy !req
1207. - What you thinking about?
- "Treachery...
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1208. leprosy..."
Copy !req
1209. Trying to make conversation.
Copy !req
1210. "Puppetry...
Copy !req
1211. - "... hyperbole..."
- Your hair looks really good today.
Copy !req
1212. - I peed all over it.
- Then that's the secret, I guess.
Copy !req
1213. "Sodomy..."
Copy !req
1214. - Oh, it's "refusal of sodomy."
- Yeah!
Copy !req
1215. Can you just forgive me?
Copy !req
1216. I think I hate you too much.
Copy !req
1217. "Lechery
and the murder of my brother, Abel."
Copy !req
1218. - Oh, come on!
- Shut it!
Copy !req
1219. For these, and other crimes...
Copy !req
1220. the prisoners shall be stoned...
Copy !req
1221. to death!
Copy !req
1222. - Wait! Can I make a suggestion?
- What?
Copy !req
1223. Just have one person throw stones
at us.
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1224. In fact, I think it would be fair if you
let us choose who gets to stone us.
Copy !req
1225. No. That doesn't make any...
Copy !req
1226. - We want that guy.
- That guy.
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1227. - Me?
- That's our stoner.
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1228. What, just because I'm a eunuch
you don't think I can throw?
Copy !req
1229. I'll show you throwing.
Copy !req
1230. No, no. No, no, no! Gross.
Copy !req
1231. Did he just hurl his own ball at him?
How spectacular.
Copy !req
1232. No! That doesn't count.
That was a testicle.
Copy !req
1233. I think it counts.
Copy !req
1234. - Pick somebody else.
- What is that idiot doing?
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1235. - I pick that guy!
- Nice.
Copy !req
1236. - This guy?
- No, no, the shorter man.
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1237. Right in front of him.
Copy !req
1238. It's a kid. This is a kid.
Copy !req
1239. So? You got something against kids?
This guy hates kids.
Copy !req
1240. - Let me smite him!
- Kid hater!
Copy !req
1241. - One shot!
- No, they're our future!
Copy !req
1242. All right. Hey, go ahead and...
Copy !req
1243. Okay. I'm hit.
Copy !req
1244. Holy shit, that kid's got an arm.
Copy !req
1245. God. There's two of us.
Copy !req
1246. Are you guys happy now?
Copy !req
1247. Okay! Everybody on this side,
on the count of three! One, two...
Copy !req
1248. Wait! I have a question for the king.
Copy !req
1249. Why didn't I die in the Holy of Ho lies?
Copy !req
1250. Yes! I entered the Holy of Ho lies
and, lo, I did not die.
Copy !req
1251. Why? Because I was chosen
by the gods!
Copy !req
1252. Spare the chosen one!
Spare the chosen one!
Copy !req
1253. - Spare the chosen one!
- And his friend!
Copy !req
1254. - And his young friend.
- Don't kill either of them.
Copy !req
1255. Everyone knows
the chosen gets a plus one.
Copy !req
1256. Is it possible? Is he truly chosen?
Copy !req
1257. Well, of course it's possible.
Highly doubtful.
Copy !req
1258. Majesty, with respect...
Copy !req
1259. whether he is chosen or not
is no longer the issue.
Copy !req
1260. If you were to kill him now,
given the public mood...
Copy !req
1261. it could inflame the situation
so as...
Copy !req
1262. to cause a radical regime change.
Copy !req
1263. If you take my meaning.
Copy !req
1264. Yes, that will do.
Copy !req
1265. It is the judgement of our merciful king
that the prisoners be enslaved...
Copy !req
1266. to toil at hard lab our until they die
of starvation or exhaustion!
Copy !req
1267. Yes!
Copy !req
1268. And how is that better?
Copy !req
1269. You seem to enjoy your work.
How long have you been a slave?
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1270. Oh, I'm not a slave. I'm a volunteer.
Copy !req
1271. Marlak. Enmebaragesi.
Long time no see.
Copy !req
1272. I deserve that.
Copy !req
1273. Take these bricks up top.
The masons are waiting.
Copy !req
1274. I would but I did something to my
neck. I think I slept on it funny.
Copy !req
1275. I should probably take it easy,
or I'll be no good for work tomorrow.
Copy !req
1276. Move!
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1277. You know,
the mud's really good for your skin.
Copy !req
1278. - Yeah.
- Ask me why my skin's so good.
Copy !req
1279. - Why's your skin...?
- The mud.
Copy !req
1280. I knew you were gonna say that.
Copy !req
1281. You gotta love being outside.
Copy !req
1282. Move it!
Copy !req
1283. Faster!
Copy !req
1284. - Want some water?
- You're from the village, aren't you?
Copy !req
1285. I'll bet you wish you were back there
right now.
Copy !req
1286. - Yeah.
- Don't give up.
Copy !req
1287. You'll get home someday.
Copy !req
1288. Who's gonna take him there?
The chosen one?
Copy !req
1289. You two, up! Get on line. Now.
Copy !req
1290. - Where are we going?
- To watch the sacrifice.
Copy !req
1291. - The king demands it.
- Is it compulsory?
Copy !req
1292. There was some work that I wanted to
finish doing, get a jump on tomorrow.
Copy !req
1293. I'd like to see how big you are
without that whip.
Copy !req
1294. Same basic size.
Copy !req
1295. All is in readiness, Your Majesty.
Copy !req
1296. What now?
More virgins to sacrifice?
Copy !req
1297. Yes, two. Your own handmaiden
and another slave.
Copy !req
1298. Followers of the chosen one.
Discovered by this loyal soldier.
Copy !req
1299. Oh, I was just doing my job.
It's what I do.
Copy !req
1300. And one more to demonstrate
our own faith and charity.
Copy !req
1301. For the love of the people,
and the heavenly gift of rain...
Copy !req
1302. we offer a humble sacrifice:
Copy !req
1303. our own stepdaughter...
Copy !req
1304. the Princess lnanna.
Copy !req
1305. - You're insane.
- For the good of the people, darling.
Copy !req
1306. - You wouldn't dare.
- Wouldn't I?
Copy !req
1307. If you like,
I can arrange for you to join her.
Copy !req
1308. Mother.
Copy !req
1309. How long did you think
I would tolerate your insolence?
Copy !req
1310. Burn her.
Copy !req
1311. Drink it. You won't feel a thing.
Copy !req
1312. Are they booing me?
How dare they.
Copy !req
1313. They love you.
They're wooing you.
Copy !req
1314. That's fine. You know?
Copy !req
1315. It's Maya! And Eema!
Wait, Maya's a virgin?
Copy !req
1316. No, don't kill them!
Copy !req
1317. - Far enough, slave.
- No, kill me! I'm a male virgin.
Copy !req
1318. Marlak, we can't let them
do this! Eema!
Copy !req
1319. Eema. Eema!
Copy !req
1320. - I gotta get down there.
- Over my dead body.
Copy !req
1321. - No problem.
- No. Hey! Hey! Hey!
Copy !req
1322. - Thanks, Marlak.
- Now what?
Copy !req
1323. We implore the great gods
to show us a sign...
Copy !req
1324. so that we may hon our
your divine will.
Copy !req
1325. Take this end. Lower me down.
Copy !req
1326. Oh, dear.
Copy !req
1327. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1328. - What is it?
- It's a sign.
Copy !req
1329. The chosen one comes! It's a sign!
He's going to end our suffering!
Copy !req
1330. Fight the power! Yes, we can!
Copy !req
1331. All together!
Copy !req
1332. Let's cut some foreskins!
Copy !req
1333. I knew
I could depend upon your loyalty.
Copy !req
1334. Assholes.
Copy !req
1335. Burn them. Burn them now.
Burn them all!
Copy !req
1336. Don't struggle,
it's the will of the gods.
Copy !req
1337. I don't think so.
Copy !req
1338. Zed!
Copy !req
1339. Guards!
Copy !req
1340. - Sorry!
- Stupid.
Copy !req
1341. Ma'am? Okay? All right?
Get the message?
Copy !req
1342. Okay, we should be safe in here.
Copy !req
1343. Thank you.
Copy !req
1344. So, Eema, this might be a bad time
to say this...
Copy !req
1345. but that stuff
that you saw the other night...
Copy !req
1346. with the high priest, that...
Copy !req
1347. He's a friend.
That was totally not a gay thing.
Copy !req
1348. I always thought
that you and I had a connection.
Copy !req
1349. So I just wanted to mention it now.
Copy !req
1350. I always thought that we had
one and maybe...
Copy !req
1351. thought you might've
felt the same.
Copy !req
1352. I just wanted to maybe bring it up
and see what you would say.
Copy !req
1353. But I always thought... I always
have felt a certain way about you.
Copy !req
1354. I don't know if you know or not
but you...
Copy !req
1355. All those dead birds
that were always outside of your hut...
Copy !req
1356. those were from me.
Copy !req
1357. - Just kiss me.
- From me like a gift for you.
Copy !req
1358. I don't know,
I thought you'd like those.
Copy !req
1359. I always thought that you could
maybe use the dead birds...
Copy !req
1360. in a soup or something.
Copy !req
1361. Or, I don't know,
I thought they were practical.
Copy !req
1362. Should I take off my under cloth?
Copy !req
1363. Oh, tough guy, huh?
You want a piece of me?
Copy !req
1364. I'm gonna bash your head in.
Copy !req
1365. That was a nice shot.
Copy !req
1366. Hey.
Copy !req
1367. Zed!
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1368. Get up and die like a man.
Copy !req
1369. Nobody harm this woman.
She's not a virgin anymore.
Copy !req
1370. - He's not either.
- I saved her life with my lovemaking.
Copy !req
1371. Sit tight, mama. Daddy's gotta fight.
Copy !req
1372. Okay. No, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, don't kill him!
Copy !req
1373. What?
Copy !req
1374. I just had sex with my new girlfriend.
Copy !req
1375. - So?
- I had to tell somebody. It was great.
Copy !req
1376. I loved it. I'm hoping
I'm gonna get another opportunity.
Copy !req
1377. - What's going on behind you?
- I'm not falling for that.
Copy !req
1378. Sodomize this!
Copy !req
1379. Hey, Zed!
Copy !req
1380. - Stop! No!
- Get back!
Copy !req
1381. - Let her go!
- No!
Copy !req
1382. The gods demand a sacrifice.
You're ruining it!
Copy !req
1383. - How about a little more oil?
- Yes, darling?
Copy !req
1384. I always knew you'd break my heart.
Copy !req
1385. A little hot!
Copy !req
1386. That was ironic.
Copy !req
1387. So...
Copy !req
1388. on behalf of the whole city...
Copy !req
1389. I'd like to thank the high priest
for his sacrifice.
Copy !req
1390. That was really something,
wasn't it?
Copy !req
1391. Come on. Put your hands together,
it makes a sound.
Copy !req
1392. The chosen one! The chosen one!
The chosen one! The chosen one!
Copy !req
1393. Okay, that was a little confusing,
wasn't it?
Copy !req
1394. Was that a sign from the gods?
Copy !req
1395. Everybody wants to know.
Copy !req
1396. Well, I should know,
because I'm the chosen one, right?
Copy !req
1397. Yeah!
Copy !req
1398. You respect me.
Copy !req
1399. Yeah!
Copy !req
1400. You love me.
Copy !req
1401. Yeah!
Copy !req
1402. You fear me.
Copy !req
1403. Yeah!
Copy !req
1404. You would worship me.
Copy !req
1405. Yeah!
Copy !req
1406. Well, don't.
Copy !req
1407. - Yeah!
- No.
Copy !req
1408. And I'm not saying, "Don't" like,
"I'm the chosen one, so don't."
Copy !req
1409. I'm saying, "Don't"
because I'm not the chosen one.
Copy !req
1410. I thought I was, but I'm not, sorry.
Copy !req
1411. Turns out I'm just a guy
from the woods...
Copy !req
1412. who was lucky enough to have these
great friends to watch my back.
Copy !req
1413. I'm telling you, you don't need me.
Copy !req
1414. You know what? Maybe we can all
make our own destiny.
Copy !req
1415. Yeah. Maybe we could all
be chosen.
Copy !req
1416. Yeah.
Copy !req
1417. - You! You could be chosen!
- Yeah!
Copy !req
1418. - And you! And you!
- Yeah!
Copy !req
1419. Way over in the back! You, little guy!
Copy !req
1420. Yeah!
Copy !req
1421. - So you're queen.
- Couldn't have done it without you.
Copy !req
1422. Yeah, you could've.
Copy !req
1423. No, really, I tried for years and...
Copy !req
1424. All right, maybe you couldn't have.
I was pretty amazing with the old...
Copy !req
1425. Sorry about almost luring you
to your death.
Copy !req
1426. Oh, please.
Copy !req
1427. All right.
Copy !req
1428. Okay.
Copy !req
1429. See you later.
Copy !req
1430. Come on, people.
Copy !req
1431. - Pick up that bag of camel dung.
- Yes, sir.
Copy !req
1432. Hang on to it all day.
Copy !req
1433. Hustle up.
These donkeys don't pack themselves.
Copy !req
1434. - I will kill you where you stand.
- Relax.
Copy !req
1435. They cut a little off the end but there's
plenty more where that came from.
Copy !req
1436. This is my woman.
Stay away from her, or I'll kill you.
Copy !req
1437. - Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
- Just go.
Copy !req
1438. Get out of here or I'll kill you.
Copy !req
1439. Cranky today.
Copy !req
1440. So are you still thinking
about going to Egypt?
Copy !req
1441. Supposed to be a real happening
place. You coming with or not?
Copy !req
1442. Well, I mean, I was kind of
planning on going anyway, so...
Copy !req
1443. Let me show you this new style.
Everyone's doing it.
Copy !req
1444. You open your mouth really wide.
It makes it way sexier.
Copy !req
1445. I'm thinking about introducing the
tongue, but I haven't perfected it yet.
Copy !req
1446. - You know, we'll work on that.
- All right.
Copy !req
1447. Look at us. Two men.
Copy !req
1448. One going to lead a village and
the other going to explore the world.
Copy !req
1449. You sure you don't wanna come back,
help me?
Copy !req
1450. You don't need me. Everybody knows
you're the smartest guy in the village.
Copy !req
1451. Gonna know you're the most
incredible warrior anyone's ever seen.
Copy !req
1452. The way you punched that lady? Man!
Copy !req
1453. I mean, you know...
Copy !req
1454. She left me no choice, so I had to,
you know, punch her in the face.
Copy !req
1455. Well, we'll tell stories about you
around the fire.
Copy !req
1456. Strangers shake hands.
Get that thing out of here.
Copy !req
1457. - I'm gonna miss you, little guy.
- I'm gonna miss you more.
Copy !req
1458. Just trying to sniff you.
I wanna remember your scent.
Copy !req
1459. That's probably the urine in my hair.
Copy !req
1460. I can't let them see me cry.
They respect me too much.
Copy !req
1461. Me too. On three.
One, two, three, break.
Copy !req
1462. Well, may the gods smile on you.
See you around.
Copy !req
1463. Whatever. Later.
Copy !req
1464. - Oh?
- What?
Copy !req
1465. I want you to have babies
with my sister.
Copy !req
1466. - Try and stop me.
- All right, man.
Copy !req
1467. - Zed, may the gods smile on you.
- You said that.
Copy !req
1468. - May they. Yeah.
- Thank you, though.
Copy !req
1469. All right come on, folks. We're heading
out now because I say so, all right?
Copy !req
1470. What's the deal? Come on, Lindsey.
Come on, everyone's looking.
Copy !req
1471. Please. Go. Good.
Copy !req
1472. To the north!
Copy !req
1473. You know that that's west.
Copy !req
1474. I was just checking to see
if you knew.
Copy !req
1475. To the west!
Copy !req
1476. I'm already glad you're here.
Copy !req
1477. One, two, three, foreskin!
Copy !req
1478. Invoke your blessing
and do your will.
Copy !req
1479. What's the fucking line? What is it?
Copy !req
1480. It was a game.
It was a game of chance...
Copy !req
1481. and he hit his head
and he killed himself.
Copy !req
1482. If anything, it was a suicide.
Okay.
Copy !req
1483. I let one go.
Copy !req
1484. In hon our of the chosen one,
as my first official act as your queen...
Copy !req
1485. I'm going to go back
and say the line again.
Copy !req
1486. - Let's go back. Do you wanna try it?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1487. You just want it all.
Copy !req
1488. You want to taste it all
and know it all and feel it all.
Copy !req
1489. And suck it all in and blow it all out
your backside, don't you?
Copy !req
1490. Sorry.
Copy !req
1491. It's like the Great Turtle coming out
of the sea, you know?
Copy !req
1492. It's like with the earth on its back,
you understand?
Copy !req
1493. I'm an oilman.
Copy !req
1494. You're cursed, Zed, and if you don't
leave here we're all gonna be cursed.
Copy !req
1495. And it drank up the ocean,
then pooped out the mountains...
Copy !req
1496. and the first man
fell from the stars.
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1497. This is... I don't... This doesn't make
a lot of sense, guys.
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1498. Can I talk to Harold? Is that...?
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1499. What's that?
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1500. What's that?
A strange Gorgon from another time!
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1501. I weep for the suffering
of my people.
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1502. We're getting boned...
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1503. by the planes, the trains,
and the what, huh?
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1504. Zed?
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1505. - Oh, that's great.
- Zed? It's constricting me.
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1506. Can I show you this new kiss
I been thinking about?
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1507. - Yeah.
- It's called a tongue kiss.
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1508. - It's strange. Yeah. Okay.
- Still perfecting it, yeah.
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1509. - It's fine.
- All right.
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1510. What?
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1511. And camera reloading!
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