1. Promise you won't fuck
any Italians.Copy !req
2. What are you talking about?Copy !req
3. Or any gringo backpackers.Copy !req
4. Gross!Copy !req
5. Or any French fags.Copy !req
6. No!Copy !req
7. Or any of those dirty MexicansCopy !req
8. selling bracelets
on the Riviera.Copy !req
9. - Tenoch, come on!
- Nobody else!Copy !req
10. Of course not.Copy !req
11. - Promise me.
- I promise.Copy !req
12. - What?
- You know.Copy !req
13. Know what?Copy !req
14. I promise...Copy !req
15. I won't fuck...Copy !req
16. any Chinamen!Copy !req
17. - Don't bullshit me!
- Don't you trust me?Copy !req
18. - Sure I do.
- Well, then?Copy !req
19. - Promise me.
- What about you?Copy !req
20. I promise too.Copy !req
21. Prove it.Copy !req
22. Let's say it together.Copy !req
23. One...Copy !req
24. two...Copy !req
25. I promise...Copy !req
26. I won't...Copy !req
27. fuck...Copy !req
28. any...Copy !req
29. - Brazilians...
- Germans...Copy !req
30. - Argentineans...
- Poles...Copy !req
31. - Venezuelans...
- Irishmen...Copy !req
32. or your father!Copy !req
33. Are you crazy?Copy !req
34. Ana's mother,
a French divorcéeCopy !req
35. and teacher
at the Institute for Foreigners,Copy !req
36. didn't object to Tenoch staying over
and sleeping with her daughter.Copy !req
37. For Julio it was different.
He stayed at Cecilia's for dinnerCopy !req
38. but had to come back in the morning
for the trip to the airport.Copy !req
39. Though he never said so,
Cecilia's father,Copy !req
40. a pediatrician
specializing in allergies,Copy !req
41. feared that his daughter's relationship
with Julio would go too far.Copy !req
42. Her mother, a Lacanian psychologist,
welcomed their relationshipCopy !req
43. and felt it was innocent enough.Copy !req
44. I can't believe it.
She lost her passport.Copy !req
45. She'll miss her plane!Copy !req
46. Julio, come help me
find my passport!Copy !req
47. Go on!
We're in a hurry!Copy !req
48. Did you get the car out?Copy !req
49. - Hurry, close the door!
- What about your passport?Copy !req
50. Right here, stupid!Copy !req
51. Come on, baby.Copy !req
52. Hurry!Copy !req
53. What a nice good-bye!Copy !req
54. Tell me...Copy !req
55. will you go out tonight?Copy !req
56. No way, baby.
I'll be too lonely.Copy !req
57. I'll be missing you like hell!Copy !req
58. - Let's go!
- We have to leave!Copy !req
59. Your mom!Copy !req
60. I want to take
a little of you with me!Copy !req
61. The plane's going to leave
without you!Copy !req
62. Get off!Copy !req
63. Did you find it?Copy !req
64. - It's right here!
- Great!Copy !req
65. - Hi, Maru.
- Hi.Copy !req
66. - Have you seen Esteban?
- No.Copy !req
67. Ana, come check in.Copy !req
68. What's up, Charolastra?Copy !req
69. I hate this good-bye bullshit.Copy !req
70. Why don't they just go?Copy !req
71. I'll miss her,
but this is too much.Copy !req
72. - What's up, boys?
- Hey, how are you?Copy !req
73. Did I overhear something
I shouldn't have?Copy !req
74. - Princess.
- Dad, you came!Copy !req
75. Ana's father was a journalist
recently turned politician.Copy !req
76. He worked for the municipal
government in Mexico CityCopy !req
77. as Director of Logistics
in the Department of Culture.Copy !req
78. Though he liked Tenoch,Copy !req
79. he referred to him as "the preppie"
in front of his colleagues,Copy !req
80. but never in front
of his daughter.Copy !req
81. - I want to get on that plane.
- I want to be there already.Copy !req
82. - I don't want you to go.
- I'll miss you so much.Copy !req
83. I don't want to go, sweetie.Copy !req
84. Smells like bread.Copy !req
85. You pig!Copy !req
86. Holy shit!Copy !req
87. Enjoy your graduation present!Copy !req
88. You should have flunked!Copy !req
89. Don't be a baby.Copy !req
90. So was your old man pissed?Copy !req
91. He freaked.Copy !req
92. If I don't take economics,
he'll take away the car.Copy !req
93. You'd give up the BatmobileCopy !req
94. because of a fucking course?Copy !req
95. Fuck economists, man!Copy !req
96. Those pricks
can suck my dick.Copy !req
97. You're an idiot.Copy !req
98. Fuck you.
I'm going to be a writer.Copy !req
99. Switch to lit with me, man.Copy !req
100. No fucking way!Copy !req
101. Fucking traffic!Copy !req
102. I bet my sister's
in another demonstration.Copy !req
103. It's their right, Charolastra.Copy !req
104. And it's my right
to tell 'em to fuck off!Copy !req
105. I guess.Copy !req
106. But left-wing chicks
are hot, dude.Copy !req
107. Totally.Copy !req
108. Are you wearing perfume?Copy !req
109. You fucking pig!Copy !req
110. Open the window!Copy !req
111. There were three demonstrations
across the city that day.Copy !req
112. But the traffic jam holding them up
had been causedCopy !req
113. by Marcelino Escutia,
a migrant bricklayer from Michoacán.Copy !req
114. Marcelino had been hit
by a speeding bus.Copy !req
115. He never used the pedestrian bridge,
because its poor locationCopy !req
116. meant walking an extra
mile and a half to his work site.Copy !req
117. His unidentified body was takenCopy !req
118. to the city morgue,Copy !req
119. where it went unclaimed
for four days.Copy !req
120. Tenoch Iturbide
was the second of three childrenCopy !req
121. born to a Harvard-trained economist
who became Undersecretary of StateCopy !req
122. and a housewife
given to esoteric spiritual practices.Copy !req
123. His parents had decided
to name him Hernán,Copy !req
124. but he was born the year his father
entered government service,Copy !req
125. and seized by a sudden surge
of nationalism,Copy !req
126. his father gave his son
an Aztec name, Tenoch.Copy !req
127. Once we're stoned,
we'll drop a little "E."Copy !req
128. I got some from Frisco
that's the absolute best.Copy !req
129. Fuckin' A!Copy !req
130. Total organic shit.Copy !req
131. If Miriam comes,Copy !req
132. I'll grab her by the ears
and fuck the shit out of her!Copy !req
133. Miriam is a total babe.Copy !req
134. At Rata's party
she was walking aroundCopy !req
135. rubbing her ass
up against me, man.Copy !req
136. Truth is,
she's kind of slutty.Copy !req
137. The one I want to nail
is Shorty's chick.Copy !req
138. She's got these little titties.Copy !req
139. She's a total prime babe!Copy !req
140. Not inside, man.Copy !req
141. Let's go to the tower.Copy !req
142. - What's the difference?
- They'll smell it!Copy !req
143. Sticky.Copy !req
144. A little harsh.Copy !req
145. Crons.Copy !req
146. It's strong shit.
It'll knock you on your ass.Copy !req
147. - Tenoch!
- Get down!Copy !req
148. How are you, ma'am?Copy !req
149. - Hi, Mom.
- Hello, sweetheart.Copy !req
150. What's going on?
You're acting strange.Copy !req
151. Are you boys sad?
Must be missing your girlfriends.Copy !req
152. Cheer up. Your intense love
has clouded your auras.Copy !req
153. Just think of them
and your hearts will connect.Copy !req
154. Julio, are you coming
to Jessica's wedding?Copy !req
155. I wouldn't miss it, ma'am.Copy !req
156. You have to look very sharp.
The president will be there.Copy !req
157. Tenoch,
get rid of that cigarette.Copy !req
158. Evening, ma'am.
Your garden totally rules.Copy !req
159. Hi, Saba.
I didn't know you were here.Copy !req
160. I'm everywhere.Copy !req
161. That night, Julio and Tenoch
consumed alcohol,Copy !req
162. marijuana, and Ecstasy
imported from San FranciscoCopy !req
163. and failed in their strategies
for sexual conquest.Copy !req
164. They feared that this failure would set
the tone for the rest of the summer.Copy !req
165. At 4:00 a.m.,
Julio threw up in the street.Copy !req
166. Around 5:00,
Tenoch smashed a headlightCopy !req
167. as he pulled into his driveway.Copy !req
168. That same night, Saba had
his first experience with group sex.Copy !req
169. A week went by,Copy !req
170. and boredom
became their daily routine.Copy !req
171. Tenoch's father was a majority
shareholder of a country club,Copy !req
172. so his son had access
to the facilities on Mondays,Copy !req
173. when the club
was closed for maintenance.Copy !req
174. One, two, three!Copy !req
175. You're too eager to beat me.
You use up your air right away.Copy !req
176. Like you're the pro.
You beat me by two yards.Copy !req
177. Two? Ten at least!Copy !req
178. - Four max.
- Let's call it eight.Copy !req
179. You're full of shit.Copy !req
180. I may be full of shit,Copy !req
181. but you've got
one ugly dick!Copy !req
182. Looks like
a deflated balloon.Copy !req
183. So blow it up, asshole!Copy !req
184. Back off, faggot!Copy !req
185. Come on,
blow up the balloon!Copy !req
186. Six, seven...Copy !req
187. eight, nine, ten, eleven!Copy !req
188. There are more bodyguards
than guests!Copy !req
189. Count 'em!
The Comonforts brought three,Copy !req
190. the Guerreros three...
- Don't point.Copy !req
191. two for my dad's boss,Copy !req
192. and a shitload
for the president.Copy !req
193. - Don't forget Herminio.
- He's my driver!Copy !req
194. He still packs a gun, man.Copy !req
195. Smart move, sir.
Your son's already plastered.Copy !req
196. Dad, I already said hi
to the president.Copy !req
197. The Gonzalez kids
are looking for you.Copy !req
198. Be nice to them, please.Copy !req
199. They're always
very nice to you.Copy !req
200. Okay, Dad.Copy !req
201. The Gonzalez kids!
Remember that fat girl?Copy !req
202. How are you, sweet pea?
It's been ages.Copy !req
203. - What a bunch of assholes, right?
- Whatever you say, sir.Copy !req
204. A rum and Coke,
light on the Coke.Copy !req
205. You remember your cousin?
He wants to be a writer too.Copy !req
206. I'm sure you two have
a lot of catching up to do.Copy !req
207. Cheers!Copy !req
208. The old bag!Copy !req
209. Last time I saw you,
you were a little kidCopy !req
210. bawling because you wanted
a Ninja Turtle.Copy !req
211. - A Thunder Cat.
- Excuse me. A Thunder Cat.Copy !req
212. So you want to be a writer?Copy !req
213. And tell stories
about rich brats?Copy !req
214. No, about assholes like you.Copy !req
215. It's one thing
to write preppy stories.Copy !req
216. It's another
to create literature.Copy !req
217. - So when do you start?
- Did you read my book?Copy !req
218. - I read the reviews.
- Critics are assholes.Copy !req
219. Alejandro Montes de Oca - "Jano"-
was the nephew of Tenoch's mother.Copy !req
220. His father died
when he was three,Copy !req
221. leaving him
in his mother's suffocating care,Copy !req
222. which he finally escaped by going
abroad for a graduate degree.Copy !req
223. He was now back
after 10 years.Copy !req
224. Give it some serious thought.
You really want to be a writer?Copy !req
225. Anyone can put
words on paper,Copy !req
226. but it takes a lifetime
to become a writer.Copy !req
227. This is my cousin, the writer.Copy !req
228. It's not just
about discipline and technique.Copy !req
229. You have to create
your own style.Copy !req
230. And for that
you need life experience.Copy !req
231. Honestly, what do you
know about life?Copy !req
232. Yeah, what do you know?Copy !req
233. Little bastards!Copy !req
234. We're sorry.Copy !req
235. I'd like to thank you allCopy !req
236. for joining us
in this humble celebration,Copy !req
237. and in particular, the president
of our country and his lovely wife,Copy !req
238. who took time
from a busy scheduleCopy !req
239. to share in this special moment
for Jessica and Francisco Javier.Copy !req
240. Your presence here today
is testimonyCopy !req
241. to your great modesty.Copy !req
242. With the permission
of all of you,Copy !req
243. I'd like to wish the bride and groom
every happiness.Copy !req
244. She's hot!Copy !req
245. Hi. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
246. - Hi.
- How are you?Copy !req
247. Is this boring or what?Copy !req
248. Not even a little?Copy !req
249. Well, a little.Copy !req
250. - Where are you from?
- Madrid. Spain.Copy !req
251. Cool!
What brings you here?Copy !req
252. My husband's in the family.Copy !req
253. - Which side?
- The bride's side.Copy !req
254. Luisa, you see what they did?Copy !req
255. You little prick.Copy !req
256. Luisa Cortés lost her parents
in a car accident when she was 10.Copy !req
257. She was raised by her great-aunt,
a spinster and Franco supporterCopy !req
258. who later fell ill and was in Luisa's care
for the last five years of her life.Copy !req
259. Luisa lived with her until she was 20,
when she married Jano.Copy !req
260. A few months later, her aunt died -
Luisa's last living relative.Copy !req
261. - What happened?
- It was those two brats!Copy !req
262. You can't meet
the president like this.Copy !req
263. - Salt will take it -
- I'll meet him some other time.Copy !req
264. - No, we'll find you another suit.
- A little... salt...Copy !req
265. Luisa, take this.Copy !req
266. Careful!
And keep an eye on my mother.Copy !req
267. Hey, is that your husband?Copy !req
268. - Yes. Why?
- He's my cousin.Copy !req
269. - What's your name?
- Tenoch.Copy !req
270. You're little Tenoch?Copy !req
271. I met you when I visited years ago.
You were a tiny thing,Copy !req
272. bawling because
you wanted a Thunder Cat.Copy !req
273. You have a good memory.
Cigarette?Copy !req
274. Thanks.
You're quite the grown man now.Copy !req
275. Thank you.Copy !req
276. So... uh... how long
have you been here?Copy !req
277. About a month.Copy !req
278. Jano's teaching at the university
starting in September.Copy !req
279. You two plan
on doing any traveling?Copy !req
280. Jano's leaving
for a symposiumCopy !req
281. while I get us settled in
and do a few job interviews.Copy !req
282. But if there's time, I hope
to get to the beach. And you?Copy !req
283. We're going to the beach.Copy !req
284. Puerto Escondido, right?
Jano's told me about it.Copy !req
285. No, that place sucks.Copy !req
286. It's all yuppie backpackers
and wanna-be surfers.Copy !req
287. We go to a place
only the local fishermen know.Copy !req
288. What's it called?Copy !req
289. - Uh... Heaven's - what is it?
- Mouth?Copy !req
290. Heaven's Mouth! Totally.Copy !req
291. - It's like paradise.
- Better than paradise!Copy !req
292. It's a slice of heaven
here on earth.Copy !req
293. A tropical heaven!Copy !req
294. A slice of heaven
right here on earth!Copy !req
295. Putting down roots
in the earth!Copy !req
296. She should come along.Copy !req
297. Sure. Why don't you come?Copy !req
298. Me? You'd take me along?Copy !req
299. - Of course.
- Is there somewhere to sleep?Copy !req
300. Somewhere to sleep?Copy !req
301. Just the silky warm sandCopy !req
302. beneath a starry sky.Copy !req
303. There are coconuts
to drink from,Copy !req
304. but we'll bring some 40s.
- What's that?Copy !req
305. Big bottles of beer.Copy !req
306. Jano will love it.Copy !req
307. The mariachis.Copy !req
308. The president left an hour later.Copy !req
309. He had an urgent meeting
with the leaders of his partyCopy !req
310. to appoint candidates
for upcoming elections.Copy !req
311. The next day...Copy !req
312. he would express his outrage
at the Cerro Verde massacreCopy !req
313. and deny that the state governor
had been involved in any way.Copy !req
314. After offering condolences
to the victims' relatives,Copy !req
315. he would fly to Seattle
for a world summit on globalization.Copy !req
316. The days passed, and while Jano
was away at his symposium,Copy !req
317. Luisa went to the doctor
for some test results.Copy !req
318. In the waiting room
she took a magazine quiz entitled...Copy !req
319. "Are You
a Fully Realized Woman?"Copy !req
320. It was multiple choice.
For Question 1 she chose B:Copy !req
321. "I prefer to be awake
rather than sleeping or dreaming."Copy !req
322. For Question 4 she chose C:Copy !req
323. "I value time more highly
than money or power."Copy !req
324. For Question 7, she chose A:Copy !req
325. "I think more about the present
than the past or the future."Copy !req
326. She scored 16 points.Copy !req
327. The magazine rated her as
"a woman afraid to claim her freedom."Copy !req
328. Luisa didn't agree.Copy !req
329. Think about Conchita's titties,
those hard nipples.Copy !req
330. Nice!Copy !req
331. Mayela's pussy, man...Copy !req
332. all wet and hairy.Copy !req
333. - Your girlfriend's mom.
- Shut up!Copy !req
334. That art teacher.Copy !req
335. Miss Georgina.Copy !req
336. She never wore panties.Copy !req
337. Salma Hayek, man.Copy !req
338. Yeah, Salmita!Copy !req
339. Your cousin, man.Copy !req
340. What cousin?Copy !req
341. The Spanish chick!Copy !req
342. Hello?Copy !req
343. Hello?Copy !req
344. Love?Copy !req
345. Jano?Copy !req
346. Are you all right?Copy !req
347. I'm so drunk.Copy !req
348. Then go to bed.
We'll talk tomorrow, okay?Copy !req
349. I'll be back in two days.Copy !req
350. I love you so much.Copy !req
351. I love you too.Copy !req
352. I'm an asshole!Copy !req
353. I'm such a piece of shit!Copy !req
354. Jano, go to bed.
You're drunk.Copy !req
355. I'm such a shit!Copy !req
356. Calm down.
What's wrong?Copy !req
357. Are you okay, darling?Copy !req
358. I slept with another woman.Copy !req
359. What?Copy !req
360. I tell you,
I'm a piece of shit!Copy !req
361. Why are you telling me this?Copy !req
362. I love you so fucking much.Copy !req
363. Why are you telling me this?Copy !req
364. Here's your sandwich, sweetie,
with your favorite cheese.Copy !req
365. Thanks, Leo.Copy !req
366. One moment, please.Copy !req
367. It's for you.Copy !req
368. - Hello?
- Tenoch? It's Luisa.Copy !req
369. - Who?
- Luisa, from Spain.Copy !req
370. Yeah, right.
How are you?Copy !req
371. I'm glad I caught you,
since you said you were leaving today.Copy !req
372. - Leaving?
- For Heaven's Mouth.Copy !req
373. Oh, right.
We're leaving this afternoon.Copy !req
374. And you're all ready?Copy !req
375. We're getting ready right now.Copy !req
376. I was wondering...Copy !req
377. is the invitation still open?Copy !req
378. Hello?
- It's just that...Copy !req
379. I guess not.
That's okay. Never mind.Copy !req
380. Wait - yes, it is!Copy !req
381. No, I don't want to bother you.Copy !req
382. No bother at all.Copy !req
383. Just tell us
where to pick you up.Copy !req
384. I live at 52 Machu Picchu Street,
Apartment 3D.Copy !req
385. Still asleep, you lazy fuck?Copy !req
386. Yeah, I was up till 3:00
watching videos.Copy !req
387. Get your ass in gear.
We're going to the beach.Copy !req
388. - What beach?
- Heaven's Mouth.Copy !req
389. There's no such place, man!Copy !req
390. I know,
but Luisa wants to go.Copy !req
391. - Luisa who?
- The Spaniard.Copy !req
392. You shittin' me?Copy !req
393. No way.
Can you get the car?Copy !req
394. It'll never make it.Copy !req
395. The radiator's fucked,
and the battery too.Copy !req
396. Plus it's my sister's turn to use it.
Let's take yours.Copy !req
397. My dad took it awayCopy !req
398. 'cause I broke the headlight
and I won't take economics.Copy !req
399. What a prick.Copy !req
400. Julio Zapata lived
with his mother and sister.Copy !req
401. He hadn't seen his father
since he was five.Copy !req
402. His mother had worked
all her life as a secretaryCopy !req
403. in a multinational corporation.Copy !req
404. His sister, Manuela,
was a political science majorCopy !req
405. at the National University
of Mexico.Copy !req
406. After tense negotiations, she agreed
to let Julio use the car for five days.Copy !req
407. Then she would have it
for three weeksCopy !req
408. so she and her friends
could deliverCopy !req
409. food, clothing,
and medicine in Chiapas.Copy !req
410. - Beer!
- Brewskis!Copy !req
411. Condoms!Copy !req
412. - Where's your size?
- In the deli, with the giant salamis.Copy !req
413. Once you pass Puebla,
get off the toll road.Copy !req
414. The landscape is awesome.Copy !req
415. Got it.Copy !req
416. Then follow this road.Copy !req
417. That's no road, asshole!
It's a river!Copy !req
418. You're sending us to Veracruz!Copy !req
419. Where is it, man?Copy !req
420. Take the road to Oaxaca,Copy !req
421. but keep your eyes peeled
for checkpoints.Copy !req
422. Stuff your stash
where they can't find it,Copy !req
423. and drive
like a little old lady.Copy !req
424. Saba, we're in a hurry!Copy !req
425. It's a total trip, man!Copy !req
426. You pass this shack
with this massive Coke bottle on top.Copy !req
427. Remember I told you?Copy !req
428. Saba, then what?Copy !req
429. What?Copy !req
430. The beach, asshole!Copy !req
431. That's what I'm saying!Copy !req
432. Take the dirt road on the right
all the way to the end,Copy !req
433. and there it is.Copy !req
434. Yes?Copy !req
435. I'll be right down.Copy !req
436. Stop it.Copy !req
437. Hey, don't kick my car!Copy !req
438. So what do you do?Copy !req
439. What do I look like?Copy !req
440. - A sociologist.
- Cold.Copy !req
441. Philosopher?Copy !req
442. Cold.Copy !req
443. - Psychologist?
- You think?Copy !req
444. - A Victoria's Secret model?
- Freezing!Copy !req
445. We give up.Copy !req
446. I'm a certified dental technician.Copy !req
447. What's that?Copy !req
448. They suck out your drool
at the dentist's.Copy !req
449. Right?
- Yes.Copy !req
450. - Why'd you pick that?
- It wasn't my fantasy, okay?Copy !req
451. Believe me,
when I played with dolls,Copy !req
452. I didn't pretend
to suck out their drool.Copy !req
453. - Then why?
- I was living with my aunt.Copy !req
454. When I was 16,
she got very sick,Copy !req
455. and I had to find work fast.Copy !req
456. In four months I had
a dental technician's certificate.Copy !req
457. But what did you really
want to do?Copy !req
458. I never did very well
in school.Copy !req
459. The one thing
I always wanted to doCopy !req
460. was travelCopy !req
461. and see the world.Copy !req
462. Yeah, taking trips is awesome.Copy !req
463. On acid, maybe.
You've never been on a plane!Copy !req
464. - I have too!
- Three times.Copy !req
465. You really thought
I was a philosopher?Copy !req
466. You look like a thinker.Copy !req
467. And you're married to Jano.Copy !req
468. Luisa often accompanied Jano
to dinnersCopy !req
469. with his artistic
and intellectual friends,Copy !req
470. but she never felt
very comfortable.Copy !req
471. There was always someone,
perhaps well-meaning, perhaps not,Copy !req
472. who would press Luisa for an opinion
during their discussions.Copy !req
473. She always replied modestly,Copy !req
474. "I don't know anything
about these things."Copy !req
475. She often thought
about challenging the guestsCopy !req
476. to see if any of them could name
every tooth in the right order.Copy !req
477. She never dared.Copy !req
478. Hey, Charolastra,
pass the munchies.Copy !req
479. - Charo what?
- Charolastra.Copy !req
480. "Charo" is kind of
a Mexican cowboy,Copy !req
481. so it's something
like "astral cowboy."Copy !req
482. Actually, Daniel didn't understand
the lyrics to an English song that went...Copy !req
483. Charolastra, charoloCopy !req
484. But it was really Saba
who came up with itCopy !req
485. while on mushrooms.Copy !req
486. So Daniel and Saba
are Charolastras too?Copy !req
487. Yeah, but lately Saba's
gotten way into altered statesCopy !req
488. and expanding
his consciousness.Copy !req
489. - You mean mysticism?
- No, drugs.Copy !req
490. He's turning into a pain.Copy !req
491. And we hardly ever see Daniel
since he came out of the closet.Copy !req
492. Does that bother you?Copy !req
493. No, he's just
into other scenes now.Copy !req
494. But he's still in the club.Copy !req
495. There's Pecas too,
but she's just an honorary member,Copy !req
496. because of her
totally sucky boyfriends.Copy !req
497. - She wouldn't sign our manifesto.
- You have a manifesto?Copy !req
498. - Sure.
- What's it say?Copy !req
499. - No, top secret.
- I won't tell anyone.Copy !req
500. - No, my lips are sealed.
- We'd have to kill you.Copy !req
501. "There's no greater honor
than being a Charolastra.Copy !req
502. Do whatever the fuck
you feel like.Copy !req
503. Pop beats poetry.Copy !req
504. Getting high once a day
keeps the doctor away."Copy !req
505. That was Saba's idea.Copy !req
506. "Thou shalt not screw
another Charolastra's girl.Copy !req
507. Team América is for fags.Copy !req
508. Whacking off rules.Copy !req
509. Never marry a virgin.Copy !req
510. Team América is -"Copy !req
511. - You said that.
- It bears repeating.Copy !req
512. It's for fags.
- It's a crappy team.Copy !req
513. - "Truth is cool, but unattainable."
- What?Copy !req
514. It means truth is totally amazing,
but fuck if you can ever reach it.Copy !req
515. "And eleven:Copy !req
516. The asshole who breaks
any of the above rulesCopy !req
517. forfeits the title of 'Charolastra."'Copy !req
518. You should share your manifesto
with the government.Copy !req
519. No, politicians are assholes.Copy !req
520. Julio and Tenoch told Luisa
lots of other stories.Copy !req
521. Each one reaffirmed
the strong ties uniting them,Copy !req
522. the bond that created
a solid, indivisible entity.Copy !req
523. Their stories, though adorned by
personal mythologies, were the truth.Copy !req
524. But as always happens,
it was a partial truth.Copy !req
525. Much was omitted, such as how
Julio lit matches to hide the smellCopy !req
526. after using the bathroom
at Tenoch's house.Copy !req
527. Or how Tenoch used his foot
to lift the toilet seat at Julio's house.Copy !req
528. Those were details they didn't need
to know about each other.Copy !req
529. Do you have girlfriends?Copy !req
530. - Yes. Ceci.
- Ana Bananas.Copy !req
531. Bananas?
Where are they now?Copy !req
532. Traveling around Europe.
They're best friends.Copy !req
533. - Where in Europe?
- Mostly around Italy.Copy !req
534. - Lucky girls.
- Yeah, they say it's awesome.Copy !req
535. - That's not why.
- Why?Copy !req
536. Why do you think
girls go to Italy?Copy !req
537. - The clothes?
- For a vacation.Copy !req
538. The guys!
Italian men are sexy.Copy !req
539. - No, you don't know our chicks.
- Fuckin' right!Copy !req
540. Ceci would never cheat on me.Copy !req
541. She wanted to tattoo
my name on her right tit,Copy !req
542. but her mother said no.Copy !req
543. I popped Ana's cherry.
I'm the only guy she wants.Copy !req
544. Glad to hear it.Copy !req
545. Your girls are lucky
to have such cool boyfriends.Copy !req
546. And are Charolastras faithful?Copy !req
547. Absolutely.Copy !req
548. As it should be, right?Copy !req
549. Have you ever cheated
on Jano?Copy !req
550. Me, be unfaithful?
Please!Copy !req
551. Listen, I'm starving.
- Yeah, they're coming.Copy !req
552. Has he ever cheated on you?Copy !req
553. Jano has always needed
affirmation.Copy !req
554. - Seriously?
- Get some beers.Copy !req
555. - One for me too.
- Where did you meet him?Copy !req
556. In a bar in Madrid.Copy !req
557. I bet he was wasted,
talkin' a lot of shit.Copy !req
558. No, it was me
who was wasted.Copy !req
559. Me and my girlfriends.
- Really?Copy !req
560. So what happened?Copy !req
561. I saw this sharp-looking guy,
full of attitude.Copy !req
562. I guess I fell
for his cute Mexican accent.Copy !req
563. - No, no.
- I have change.Copy !req
564. What did you see in him?Copy !req
565. I don't know.Copy !req
566. We have a lot in common.Copy !req
567. Like what?Copy !req
568. Well, like...Copy !req
569. he has no father,
and I'm an orphan.Copy !req
570. His mother is really overbearing,
just like my aunt was.Copy !req
571. Those five years I took care of her
were awful. Poor woman.Copy !req
572. Only Jano was at my side
through thick and thin.Copy !req
573. Anyway, cheers.
- Cheers.Copy !req
574. Good evening.
What would you like?Copy !req
575. Thanks.
See you in the morning.Copy !req
576. - Shit!
- You get the smaller one.Copy !req
577. How 'bout a joint?
- Coming right up.Copy !req
578. Hey, you think Ana and Ceci
are fucking any Italians?Copy !req
579. No way, man.Copy !req
580. There's piss all over in here.Copy !req
581. They're not, right?
- Nah.Copy !req
582. Italians are fags anyway.Copy !req
583. Totally.Copy !req
584. Think your cousin
wants to get laid?Copy !req
585. Seems Jano's been cheating
on her big-time.Copy !req
586. We oughta try
to ease her pain,Copy !req
587. put a smile back
on her face.Copy !req
588. - Let's go.
- Where?Copy !req
589. Hey, guys!Copy !req
590. Coming.Copy !req
591. You still in bed?Copy !req
592. Come on,
let's get to the beach.Copy !req
593. Come on, lazy shit.Copy !req
594. Julio, the beach.Copy !req
595. Now?Copy !req
596. Nice!
Our daily early-bird special.Copy !req
597. - Can you guys drive stoned?
- Sure.Copy !req
598. You won't even feel the curves.Copy !req
599. - It's been so long.
- You'll be flying like the Concorde.Copy !req
600. It's potent monkey shit.Copy !req
601. Pretty tasty for monkey shit.Copy !req
602. Sticky.Copy !req
603. - You smoke a lot?
- Now and then. You?Copy !req
604. - Not usually.
- A joint and a beer...Copy !req
605. Tenoch realized
he'd never visited Tepelmeme,Copy !req
606. the birthplace of Leodegaria Victoria -
Leo, his nanny -Copy !req
607. who migrated to Mexico City
when she was 13.Copy !req
608. She found work
with Tenoch's familyCopy !req
609. and had cared for him
since he was born.Copy !req
610. He called her "Mommy"
until he was four.Copy !req
611. Tenoch didn't share this
with the others.Copy !req
612. Give me another hit.Copy !req
613. There's plenty for everyone.Copy !req
614. - I saw you guys last night.
- What?Copy !req
615. - You know what I'm talking about.
- No, what?Copy !req
616. You think it's cool to spy
on women in their hotel rooms?Copy !req
617. - It was his idea.
- Is that right?Copy !req
618. And you just went along?Copy !req
619. Did you hope to see me naked?
- No way.Copy !req
620. See me naked
and go whack off.Copy !req
621. How can you say that?Copy !req
622. Tell me something.Copy !req
623. Have you made love to many girls
besides your girlfriends?Copy !req
624. - A few.
- Bullshit!Copy !req
625. He's only fucked his chick.Copy !req
626. - You're wrong, asshole.
- Who else?Copy !req
627. Flavia.Copy !req
628. That's bullshit!Copy !req
629. You blew your load
putting on the condom!Copy !req
630. You told me so yourself.Copy !req
631. A donation for our queen?Copy !req
632. - What about you, Tenoch?
- What?Copy !req
633. Have you made love
with other girls?Copy !req
634. Two or three.Copy !req
635. - Two or three skanks.
- "Skanks"?Copy !req
636. - Whores.
- You sleep with whores?Copy !req
637. Your queen is beautiful!Copy !req
638. I don't sleep with whores.Copy !req
639. You do too!
You're a whore-chaser!Copy !req
640. Did you fuck many guys
before you met Jano?Copy !req
641. I started late
and met Jano very early on.Copy !req
642. So you were a virgin?Copy !req
643. No, I had a boyfriend
before him.Copy !req
644. And he was
rammin' you hard, right?Copy !req
645. - Actually, yes.
- Really?Copy !req
646. The first time,
he took me to a factoryCopy !req
647. where his uncle worked
as a security guard.Copy !req
648. I was so scared.
I barely knew him.Copy !req
649. I thought
he wanted to kiss me...Copy !req
650. but he deflowered me.Copy !req
651. It hurt so bad!
I told myself I'd never do it again.Copy !req
652. But every time we got together,
we'd go at it like rabbits.Copy !req
653. I thought he just wanted sex.Copy !req
654. Don't tell me -
he wanted to talk too?Copy !req
655. - He really fell in love with me.
- Of course.Copy !req
656. He'd pick me up
from school every dayCopy !req
657. on his motorcycle,
in his leather jacket.Copy !req
658. How original!Copy !req
659. I loved it.Copy !req
660. I'd always play hooky.Copy !req
661. Hooky?Copy !req
662. That too!Copy !req
663. No, "playing hooky"
means cutting class.Copy !req
664. I just wanted to be with him.Copy !req
665. We'd go to amazing spots
and cruise around on his motorcycle.Copy !req
666. We planned to go
to the French Riviera.Copy !req
667. Me too.Copy !req
668. A friend had found him work
there as a waiter.Copy !req
669. We had everything
packed and ready.Copy !req
670. He had a ponytail,
a broken tooth,Copy !req
671. and an earring
in his right ear.Copy !req
672. I was so in love with him.Copy !req
673. So in love.Copy !req
674. Then Jano came along
and stole you.Copy !req
675. - No.
- So what happened?Copy !req
676. He was killed
in a bike accident.Copy !req
677. Shit.Copy !req
678. He was 17.Copy !req
679. If they'd passed that same spot
10 years earlier,Copy !req
680. they'd have come across
some cages scattered in the road...Copy !req
681. and then driven
through a cloud of white feathers.Copy !req
682. Five yards further on,
a pile of broken cagesCopy !req
683. filled with bleeding chickens
flapping their wings.Copy !req
684. Then an overturned truck,
still smoldering.Copy !req
685. Just beyond that,
two lifeless bodies in the road,Copy !req
686. one smaller than the other,
barely covered by a jacket,Copy !req
687. and next to them,
a woman crying inconsolably.Copy !req
688. Give me another cigarette.Copy !req
689. - Don't! This song rules!
- The batteries are dead.Copy !req
690. Turn the radio on.Copy !req
691. Shit. Hide the stash.Copy !req
692. It's cool, man.Copy !req
693. Don't look at them.Copy !req
694. Jeez, they got busted.Copy !req
695. Don't turn around!Copy !req
696. What's up?Copy !req
697. Good heavens!
Your friend woke up too.Copy !req
698. It's the heat.Copy !req
699. You got a woody?Copy !req
700. - And how!
- That little weenie?Copy !req
701. It's only a quarter inch
shorter than yours.Copy !req
702. A quarter inch?Copy !req
703. Dream on!Copy !req
704. - You measured them?
- Yeah. But his is butt-ugly.Copy !req
705. - How so?
- It's got a freakin' hood.Copy !req
706. - A hood - yummy!
- You see?Copy !req
707. The dude's got an ugly one.Copy !req
708. How do you make love
to your girlfriends?Copy !req
709. Super suave. Passionately.Copy !req
710. - With a twist.
- A twist?Copy !req
711. A twist... of the hips.Copy !req
712. But how do you turn them on?Copy !req
713. First a little foreplay
to heat up the oven.Copy !req
714. Some kisses on the titties,
a few love bites.Copy !req
715. And then?Copy !req
716. Then I ram it in all the way.Copy !req
717. What else?Copy !req
718. I bang her
till she begs for mercy.Copy !req
719. - Is that it?
- Is that it!Copy !req
720. Ceci twists and moans
like an oyster in lime juice.Copy !req
721. - Ana cries.
- Poor thing!Copy !req
722. - I mean from pleasure.
- Oh, I'm sure.Copy !req
723. Missionary position, or what?Copy !req
724. Missionary,
doggie-style, everything.Copy !req
725. Ana likes to be on top.
We do it sitting up too.Copy !req
726. Even 69.Copy !req
727. The whole Kama Sutra.Copy !req
728. I know every trick.Copy !req
729. You ever wiggle your finger...Copy !req
730. up her ass?
- Her ass?Copy !req
731. No way!Copy !req
732. It has to come
from San Rafael.Copy !req
733. - When will it be ready?
- Maybe tomorrow.Copy !req
734. No, but thank you very much.Copy !req
735. - Cool hat.
- Yes, it's a nice one.Copy !req
736. You can have it.Copy !req
737. Really?
You're giving it to me?Copy !req
738. Thanks.Copy !req
739. Your coconut.Copy !req
740. Thank you.Copy !req
741. That's my name.Copy !req
742. Luisita.Copy !req
743. Pretty name.Copy !req
744. Hi, Jano. I know
you're not back until tomorrow.Copy !req
745. I'm calling because I didn't leave a note.
Maybe I meant to worry you.Copy !req
746. I wanted to vanish from your life
with no warning,Copy !req
747. but now I realize that
that's not right.Copy !req
748. So this is my note,Copy !req
749. though I honestly
don't know what to say.Copy !req
750. I met a woman today
named Doña Martina.Copy !req
751. She's 98, and she remembers
everything since she was five.Copy !req
752. Imagine everything
she's experienced...Copy !req
753. and everything a person
never gets to experience.Copy !req
754. Your mother sent the mousse you like.
It's in the fridge.Copy !req
755. Be sure to pay the phone bill.
I left it on your desk.Copy !req
756. And pick up your shirts
from the cleaners.Copy !req
757. But don't go to them anymore.
They ruin the clothes.Copy !req
758. Anyway...Copy !req
759. take care of yourself.Copy !req
760. See you later.Copy !req
761. Hand me some shampoo, man.Copy !req
762. Please.Copy !req
763. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
764. It's all right. Come in.Copy !req
765. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
766. It must be the heat
and the long drive.Copy !req
767. I came to see
if you had any shampoo.Copy !req
768. You got any?Copy !req
769. Take off the towel.Copy !req
770. What?Copy !req
771. Take it off.Copy !req
772. - The towel?
- Yes, the towel.Copy !req
773. Take it off, Tenoch.Copy !req
774. No, don't cover up.Copy !req
775. You get excited quickly, huh?Copy !req
776. I guess.Copy !req
777. You lied.
It curves to the left.Copy !req
778. What?Copy !req
779. You said it curved right,
but it curves left.Copy !req
780. It's just like I imagined.Copy !req
781. Why don't you jerk off?Copy !req
782. Jerk off? Here?Copy !req
783. That's right. Jerk off.Copy !req
784. Want me to help you?Copy !req
785. Want to see my tits?
- Yes.Copy !req
786. Only if you touch yourself.Copy !req
787. Come here.Copy !req
788. Closer.Copy !req
789. I'm all wet.
You want to feel it?Copy !req
790. Feel me.Copy !req
791. Eat me out, Tenoch.Copy !req
792. Tenoch,
take my panties off first.Copy !req
793. No, come here.Copy !req
794. ¡Mamacita!Copy !req
795. I'm sorry.Copy !req
796. It's all right. Don't worry.Copy !req
797. Julio couldn't understand
what he was feeling.Copy !req
798. He knew it wasn't rage.Copy !req
799. The only other time he'd felt this pain
in his gut was when he was eight,Copy !req
800. when he woke up thirsty one night
and on his way to the kitchenCopy !req
801. saw his mother in the living room
in his godfather's arms.Copy !req
802. Julio had walked away quietlyCopy !req
803. and never mentioned
the incident to anyone.Copy !req
804. What's up, dude?Copy !req
805. Not much.Copy !req
806. Feel like racing?Copy !req
807. No, it's full of leaves.Copy !req
808. We can clean 'em out
in no time.Copy !req
809. Let's go.Copy !req
810. You let me win, asshole.Copy !req
811. There was no reason to.Copy !req
812. I fucked Ana.Copy !req
813. What?Copy !req
814. You heard me.
I fucked your girlfriend.Copy !req
815. Tenoch had only felt this pain
in his gut when he was 11,Copy !req
816. when he saw his father's picture
in an article linking himCopy !req
817. to a scandal involving the sale
of contaminated corn to the poor.Copy !req
818. Tenoch and his family moved
to Vancouver for eight months.Copy !req
819. He never asked why.Copy !req
820. No one told Luisa
about Julio's confession,Copy !req
821. but over dinner she could feel
the tension between the two friends.Copy !req
822. She sensed that her transgression
had disrupted a natural balanceCopy !req
823. that only she could restore.Copy !req
824. Good night.Copy !req
825. Good night, Tenoch.Copy !req
826. What's up?
Weren't you gonna sleep with Luisa?Copy !req
827. Fuck off.Copy !req
828. How many times
did you fuck her?Copy !req
829. Just once.
We were really wasted.Copy !req
830. - When?
- Forget about it.Copy !req
831. Tell me when.Copy !req
832. I don't know.Copy !req
833. How could you not know,
asshole?Copy !req
834. When you went to Lake Tahoe.Copy !req
835. Where was Cecilia?Copy !req
836. Sick.Copy !req
837. - Where did you do it? Her house?
- No.Copy !req
838. Then where?Copy !req
839. - I think it was at a party.
- What party, asshole?Copy !req
840. I don't know.Copy !req
841. I think the party
at Fruit Loop's place.Copy !req
842. You mean when Saba
kicked his ass?Copy !req
843. I think so.Copy !req
844. - What are you laughing about, fucker?
- About Saba.Copy !req
845. Stop laughing, faggot!Copy !req
846. Who started it?Copy !req
847. Both of us.
We were shit-faced, man.Copy !req
848. Where'd you do it?Copy !req
849. In his little sister's room.Copy !req
850. What was Ana wearing?Copy !req
851. Christ, I don't remember!Copy !req
852. Skirt or pants?Copy !req
853. What panties was she wearing?
- What?Copy !req
854. - What panties, asshole!
- White ones.Copy !req
855. - Did she blow you, you pig?
- Of course not!Copy !req
856. Look me in the eyes!
Did she blow you?Copy !req
857. Did you eat her out?
- Of course not!Copy !req
858. Did she come?Copy !req
859. How would I know?
It all happened so fast.Copy !req
860. - Did she like it?
- How should I know?Copy !req
861. - Did you like it, asshole?
- No, man.Copy !req
862. I felt like shit, I swear!Copy !req
863. I wanted to tell you.Copy !req
864. Go to hell, fucker!Copy !req
865. You fucked our friendship!Copy !req
866. You fucked my trust!Copy !req
867. You fucked my girl, asshole!
You fucked me!Copy !req
868. What a sap I was, bringing you
fuckin' comics from Lake Tahoe,Copy !req
869. and a dress
for that fuckin' slut!Copy !req
870. That's really fucked up.Copy !req
871. Tenoch...Copy !req
872. I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
873. It was an accident.Copy !req
874. An accident?Copy !req
875. You poke a girl in the eye
by accident!Copy !req
876. You don't fuck her by accident!Copy !req
877. You don't fuck her!Copy !req
878. It went on like that all night.Copy !req
879. Tenoch sought out
every possible detailCopy !req
880. as he tried to put together a puzzle
from pieces that didn't always fit...Copy !req
881. while Julio twisted those details
to create a less painful truth.Copy !req
882. Doña Martina gave Luisa
the figure of the mouseCopy !req
883. with her name on it.Copy !req
884. She told her it had belonged
to her granddaughter, Luisa Obregón,Copy !req
885. who'd died of a heat stroke crossing
the Arizona border with her parentsCopy !req
886. in search of a better life.Copy !req
887. Luisa felt that even after people die,
they're still present.Copy !req
888. She wondered how long she would
live on in the memory of others.Copy !req
889. But she preferred not to fill her mind
with thoughts of death.Copy !req
890. Julio, looks like the heat
got you a little excited too.Copy !req
891. Yeah.Copy !req
892. The heat...Copy !req
893. Hey - what are you -
where are you going?Copy !req
894. This is your seat.
- How about introducing me?Copy !req
895. You shouldn't do that, Luisa.Copy !req
896. Tenoch, the same thing would have
happened if Julio had come to my room.Copy !req
897. What a sap I am!
You think I'm your chauffeur?Copy !req
898. Go fuck yourselves!Copy !req
899. Take it easy!Copy !req
900. Fucking pigs!Copy !req
901. Relax.Copy !req
902. Let me.Copy !req
903. - My sneakers.
- What?Copy !req
904. Take them off.Copy !req
905. Careful.Copy !req
906. My panties.Copy !req
907. Give it to me, Julio.Copy !req
908. Feel me. Go slow.Copy !req
909. Look at me.Copy !req
910. Wait.Copy !req
911. I'm sorry.Copy !req
912. It's all right.Copy !req
913. Don't sulk like this.Copy !req
914. Isn't that what you two wanted
from the start?Copy !req
915. Wasn't that your plan?Copy !req
916. To take me away on a trip
and fuck me?Copy !req
917. Wasn't that it?Copy !req
918. Well, then?Copy !req
919. I'm such an idiot.Copy !req
920. You know
what I should've done?Copy !req
921. Not slept with either of you.Copy !req
922. I never meant to hurt anybody.Copy !req
923. You believe me?Copy !req
924. Forgive me, okay?
- Yes.Copy !req
925. Let's go.Copy !req
926. - Me too.
- You too what?Copy !req
927. Me too, faggot.Copy !req
928. You too what?Copy !req
929. I fucked your girlfriend, Ceci.Copy !req
930. You did not.Copy !req
931. When?
- After the Plastilina Mosh concert.Copy !req
932. Motherfucker!Copy !req
933. That's why
you dropped me off first?Copy !req
934. Where?
- At my house.Copy !req
935. - Your house?
- In my room.Copy !req
936. She had flowered panties on.
- You slept with his girlfriend?Copy !req
937. That asshole fucked mine!Copy !req
938. What about number three?Copy !req
939. Your manifesto, not to screw
each other's girlfriend.Copy !req
940. That's number five!Copy !req
941. Get out!Copy !req
942. Out of the car, fucker!
We're gonna have this out!Copy !req
943. Open up, faggot!
- Cool it, guys!Copy !req
944. That's classic!
Low-class trash!Copy !req
945. This low-class trash
is gonna rip your head off!Copy !req
946. Blow me, man.Copy !req
947. - Fuckin' yuppie!
- Go to hell!Copy !req
948. Stay out of this!Copy !req
949. You can go fuck yourselves!
I'm such an idiot!Copy !req
950. I thought you'd be different,
but you're animals!Copy !req
951. Your manifesto
is a bunch of bullshit!Copy !req
952. You break your own rules!Copy !req
953. Typical men! Fighting like dogs
and marking your territoryCopy !req
954. when all you really want
is to fuck each other!Copy !req
955. Who cares who you fucked
when you both come in 10 seconds!Copy !req
956. What the hell was I thinking?Copy !req
957. Play with babies
and you end up washing diapers!Copy !req
958. You see, man?Copy !req
959. Get out here!Copy !req
960. She's leaving.
- You're the one who pushed her!Copy !req
961. How could you fuck my Ceci?Copy !req
962. That fucking slut!Copy !req
963. Now we're even.Copy !req
964. Even, my ass!Copy !req
965. Kneel down
and beg forgivenessCopy !req
966. like you made me do
last night!Copy !req
967. - Okay, I'm sorry.
- On your knees, asshole!Copy !req
968. Let it go, man.
She's gonna catch a ride.Copy !req
969. I know. So hurry up!Copy !req
970. Move back.Copy !req
971. If you want me to get out,
move back.Copy !req
972. Further back!
- I'm not gonna touch you.Copy !req
973. - Okay, I'm sorry.
- On both knees.Copy !req
974. - I'm sorry.
- Sorry for what?Copy !req
975. I'm sorry for fucking
your girlfriend, okay?Copy !req
976. - Okay what?
- Come on. She's getting away.Copy !req
977. - How many times?
- Once. What do you think I am?Copy !req
978. Let's get this straight.
We'll go to the beach,Copy !req
979. but your friendship
means shit to me!Copy !req
980. - Same here, man.
- Fuck you!Copy !req
981. Luisa, that's enough now.
Get in.Copy !req
982. Kiss my ass! I'm catching a bus
to Puerto Escondido.Copy !req
983. To hell with you
and your Heaven's Mouth.Copy !req
984. You gotta come with us.Copy !req
985. So you can fight like dogs?
No, thanks.Copy !req
986. - We promise we won't fight.
- We swear!Copy !req
987. I don't want to be on a deserted beach
with a pair of assholes.Copy !req
988. - We admit we fucked up.
- We'll do whatever you want.Copy !req
989. - You call the shots.
- We're almost there!Copy !req
990. We're really close!
Come on, get in.Copy !req
991. If I come,
we do things my way.Copy !req
992. One more fight
and I'm gone for good.Copy !req
993. Anything you say.Copy !req
994. I'm laying down my own rules.Copy !req
995. I'll make my own manifesto!
You crossed the line, Julio.Copy !req
996. I'm not fucking either of you.Copy !req
997. You can fuck each other
if you want.Copy !req
998. I'm going to sunbathe nude,Copy !req
999. and I don't want you
sniffing around like dogs.Copy !req
1000. I pick the music.Copy !req
1001. The moment I ask,
kindly shut your traps.Copy !req
1002. You two cook.Copy !req
1003. Not another wordCopy !req
1004. about your poor girlfriends.Copy !req
1005. If I ask...Copy !req
1006. you're to stay 10 yards away.
Or 100, if I prefer.Copy !req
1007. Obviously,
you do all the manual labor.Copy !req
1008. No discussing things
you don't agree on.Copy !req
1009. Better yet,
just keep your mouths shut.Copy !req
1010. And ten:
You're not allowedCopy !req
1011. to contradict me,Copy !req
1012. much less push me!Copy !req
1013. Julio and Tenoch clearly had
no idea where they wereCopy !req
1014. or how to get somewhere
they'd never been.Copy !req
1015. Saba's directionsCopy !req
1016. contradicted each other.Copy !req
1017. Fearing that Luisa would catch on,
Julio turned right onto a dirt road.Copy !req
1018. Julio and Tenoch
thought Luisa was asleep.Copy !req
1019. They didn't know
that fear kept her awake,Copy !req
1020. a fear that had nothing to do
with the darknessCopy !req
1021. or the surroundings.Copy !req
1022. Fried fish!Copy !req
1023. Ceviche! Beer!Copy !req
1024. Jesús Carranza, better known
as Chuy, and his wife MabelCopy !req
1025. were the fourth generation
of a family of fishermen.Copy !req
1026. They lived nearby
in the village of San Bernabé.Copy !req
1027. Chuy offered to give them a tour
of neighboring beaches the next day.Copy !req
1028. He would charge them
350 pesos,Copy !req
1029. including food.Copy !req
1030. - Chuy, let me steer.
- No.Copy !req
1031. - I know what I'm doing, man.
- Okay.Copy !req
1032. Just don't go too fast.Copy !req
1033. Hey! Great swimming beach.Copy !req
1034. - What's it called?
- Heaven's Mouth.Copy !req
1035. All right!Copy !req
1036. Lucero, leave the lady alone!Copy !req
1037. It's okay.
She's teaching me how to swim.Copy !req
1038. - Let me help you.
- It's okay. I got it.Copy !req
1039. Go swim with your buddy.
He's all alone.Copy !req
1040. The water's nice and warm.Copy !req
1041. Let's see you float like a corpse.Copy !req
1042. She's really dead!
Look at Lucero!Copy !req
1043. He's a crybaby.Copy !req
1044. He whines all night
and wakes up Mommy.Copy !req
1045. He only stops crying
when I hold him.Copy !req
1046. He just likes being
with his pretty sister.Copy !req
1047. She looks just like you, Mabel.
The exact same eyes.Copy !req
1048. You should have children, ma'am.
You're so good with them.Copy !req
1049. And you're just the right age.Copy !req
1050. He fell asleep.
What do I do?Copy !req
1051. Ramón passes,
Zepeda charges down the sideline,Copy !req
1052. and the stadium goes wild!Copy !req
1053. The Emperor steals it.
What a player!Copy !req
1054. Still waiting for the guest of honor -
the goal.Copy !req
1055. Shoot, damn it!Copy !req
1056. It's a pass to Cuauhtémoc.Copy !req
1057. He approaches the goal.Copy !req
1058. He shoots!Copy !req
1059. What a save!Copy !req
1060. Campos!Copy !req
1061. That's why
he's on the national team!Copy !req
1062. What?Copy !req
1063. Don't you like Campos?Copy !req
1064. You ever wish
you could live forever?Copy !req
1065. Sure.Copy !req
1066. Totally.Copy !req
1067. Wouldn't it be great?Copy !req
1068. At the end of the year, Chuy and family
will have to leave their homeCopy !req
1069. to make way for the construction
of an exclusive hotelCopy !req
1070. on the communal land
of San Bernabé.Copy !req
1071. They'll relocate to the outskirts
of Santa María Colotepec.Copy !req
1072. Chuy will attempt
to give boat tours,Copy !req
1073. but a collective of Acapulco boatmen
supported by the local tourism boardCopy !req
1074. will block his plans.Copy !req
1075. Two years later,
he'll end up as a janitor at the hotel.Copy !req
1076. He'll never fish again.Copy !req
1077. Holy shit.Copy !req
1078. What the fuck!Copy !req
1079. Chuy, step on it!Copy !req
1080. Get the fuck outta here!Copy !req
1081. It's shitting in the tent!Copy !req
1082. Not that way! This way!Copy !req
1083. It's shitting in there!Copy !req
1084. Get out, fucker!Copy !req
1085. You're throwing shit at me!Copy !req
1086. Get outta here!Copy !req
1087. The pigs rendered
the campground uninhabitable.Copy !req
1088. Julio and Tenoch decided
to spend the night in San Bernabé,Copy !req
1089. where Chuy had offered them a room
with electricity and water for 75 pesos.Copy !req
1090. Luisa looked forward to a shower,
even if it was a cold one.Copy !req
1091. They would come back
the next day to strike the camp.Copy !req
1092. The 23 pigs had escaped
from a nearby ranch.Copy !req
1093. Over the next two months,
14 would be slaughtered.Copy !req
1094. Three of those would cause
an outbreak of trichinosisCopy !req
1095. among attendees at a festival
in the village of El Chavarín.Copy !req
1096. Stop spinning 'em, man.Copy !req
1097. Jano, tell your mother
whatever you want.Copy !req
1098. Let me talk or I'll hang up,
all right?Copy !req
1099. Thank you.Copy !req
1100. I was going to leave anyway.Copy !req
1101. Your call just made it easier,
and I thank you for that.Copy !req
1102. This isn't about revenge.Copy !req
1103. I always knew
about your affairs.Copy !req
1104. Carmen at El Escorial,
and that girl from Barcelona.Copy !req
1105. I knew all about them.Copy !req
1106. I just hoped you'd change,
that's all.Copy !req
1107. My decision has nothing
to do with that, believe me.Copy !req
1108. I can't explain it now,
but you'll understand soon.Copy !req
1109. No, don't blame yourself,
or me.Copy !req
1110. You may not believe it,
but no one's to blame.Copy !req
1111. Of course I don't hate you!Copy !req
1112. And please don't hate me.Copy !req
1113. Jano, listen to me!Copy !req
1114. I called to tell you that I love you,
and that you were my whole life.Copy !req
1115. I don't expect this
to be a happy farewell,Copy !req
1116. but let's make it
a tender one at least.Copy !req
1117. Jano, calm down.
Don't be like that.Copy !req
1118. Listen...Copy !req
1119. did you notice I took much less
than my share of the money?Copy !req
1120. No, I have plenty.Copy !req
1121. I left my keys in the kitchen,
with the spare set.Copy !req
1122. Don't lose the key to the roof.
It's the only one.Copy !req
1123. I took your T-shirts from Ibiza.Copy !req
1124. You know
I love to sleep in them.Copy !req
1125. Anyway, I just hope
you learn to be happy.Copy !req
1126. I am now.Copy !req
1127. Take care of yourself.
I'm hanging up now. Bye.Copy !req
1128. I really am indebted
to all of Jano's mistresses.Copy !req
1129. You know how I knew?Copy !req
1130. He'd try things on me in bed
that he'd learned from them.Copy !req
1131. You can tell these things.Copy !req
1132. - Like the finger up the ass?
- Exactly.Copy !req
1133. But you have to do it delicately,
with finesse.Copy !req
1134. You don't just jam it up there.Copy !req
1135. Jano was
a master of finesse.Copy !req
1136. - To the master of finesse!
- To Jano!Copy !req
1137. To Jano,
wherever he may be.Copy !req
1138. You know, I'm really glad
I met you guys.Copy !req
1139. I mean it. Sometimes
you're complete assholes,Copy !req
1140. but basically
you're pretty cool dudes.Copy !req
1141. Fuckin' right!Copy !req
1142. And you're so lucky
to live in a country like this.Copy !req
1143. It breathes with life!
It's awesome!Copy !req
1144. To Mexico!
- To magical, musical Mexico!Copy !req
1145. Hey, are you friends again?Copy !req
1146. No way!Copy !req
1147. Come on. Make up.Copy !req
1148. So I'm low-class trash,
asshole?Copy !req
1149. Totally! That loogie
you hocked at the window!Copy !req
1150. Fuck you. It's my car.Copy !req
1151. - And I'm a yuppie?
- Okay, a preppie.Copy !req
1152. But you love visiting my houses,
you social climber!Copy !req
1153. Only to get a taste
of what your old man steals!Copy !req
1154. Isn't your dad an honest man?Copy !req
1155. Yeah, right!Copy !req
1156. You idiots!
You're friends again now.Copy !req
1157. To the Charolastras!Copy !req
1158. - Beer, anyone?
- Yeah, but ice-cold.Copy !req
1159. Of course!Copy !req
1160. - Luisa...
- What?Copy !req
1161. I'm sorry I pushed you.Copy !req
1162. Julio, you crossed the line!Copy !req
1163. - I know.
- Give me a kiss.Copy !req
1164. Forgiven.Copy !req
1165. Luisa,
the absolute truth now:Copy !req
1166. Which of us fucks better?Copy !req
1167. You make me laugh.Copy !req
1168. You're both disasters,
but each has his charms.Copy !req
1169. But who made you feel better?Copy !req
1170. Here's how Julio comes:Copy !req
1171. ¡Mamacita, mamacita!Copy !req
1172. And Julio,
you cross your eyes.Copy !req
1173. You both have to quit whacking off
and work up your endurance.Copy !req
1174. - I bet he came quicker than me!
- No more whacking off.Copy !req
1175. No way! What about number seven
in our manifesto?Copy !req
1176. Take it out.Copy !req
1177. Chuy, nothing like
tooting the old horn, eh?Copy !req
1178. To spanking the monkey!Copy !req
1179. No, not until you learn
how to fuck properly.Copy !req
1180. While we're on the subject...Copy !req
1181. these boys don't know
how to go down on a girl.Copy !req
1182. I never got the chance!Copy !req
1183. I'm sure
you're as clueless as he is.Copy !req
1184. You were slurping
like it was some kind of lollipop.Copy !req
1185. You have to be very gentle.Copy !req
1186. You have to make the clitoris
your best friend.Copy !req
1187. What kind of friend
is always hiding?Copy !req
1188. He who seeks shall find.Copy !req
1189. The greatest pleasure
is giving pleasure.Copy !req
1190. Absolutely. Hail the clit!Copy !req
1191. To the clitoris!Copy !req
1192. The god's-honest truth now.
I mean it.Copy !req
1193. Swear you'll tell me the truth.
- I swear.Copy !req
1194. Did Ceci blow you?Copy !req
1195. The god's-honest truth?Copy !req
1196. She bites a little, huh?Copy !req
1197. She did blow you!Copy !req
1198. - Does Ana bite too?
- No, she gives great head.Copy !req
1199. - You said she didn't blow you!
- Just the tip, man.Copy !req
1200. She missed the main course.Copy !req
1201. Chuy, don't blow jobs rule?Copy !req
1202. To blow jobs!Copy !req
1203. Since we're spilling
our guts here...Copy !req
1204. I actually fucked Ceci
a couple times.Copy !req
1205. No big deal.
I poked Ana a bunch of times.Copy !req
1206. - Yuck! I've been stirring your cream!
- Same here!Copy !req
1207. That makes us
cum brothers, man!Copy !req
1208. Those poor girls!
I feel so sorry for them.Copy !req
1209. Chuy, this asshole fucked my chick,
but he comes lickety-split.Copy !req
1210. To your girlfriends, who are probably
fucking 10 Italians at a time!Copy !req
1211. You're on!Copy !req
1212. - To Luigi!
- To Tiberio!Copy !req
1213. - You got any change?
- Who wants the worm?Copy !req
1214. I'll take it.Copy !req
1215. Listen, Tenoch...Copy !req
1216. and your mom too.Copy !req
1217. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
1218. For real.
The day she cleaned my aura.Copy !req
1219. Are you serious?Copy !req
1220. Totally!Copy !req
1221. A toast to forgiveness, dude.Copy !req
1222. Luisa, to mothers!Copy !req
1223. Who sings "La Sandunga"?Copy !req
1224. Camilo Sesto!Copy !req
1225. Never mind.
Give me a number and a letter.Copy !req
1226. Number 13.Copy !req
1227. - The letter B.
- B-13.Copy !req
1228. Past Heaven's Mouth
you'll find Palicata BayCopy !req
1229. and the beaches
of Chacrita and Santa Rita.Copy !req
1230. And Chacagua.Copy !req
1231. Beautiful names.
Do they mean anything?Copy !req
1232. Who knows?Copy !req
1233. Morning, sleepyhead.Copy !req
1234. Want some eggs?Copy !req
1235. - A little shrimp soup?
- Please, and a beer.Copy !req
1236. A little hair of the dog.Copy !req
1237. I gotta get going.
I promised my sister the car.Copy !req
1238. That's fine.Copy !req
1239. What's that beach again?
- Chacagua.Copy !req
1240. Is there anything
beyond Chacagua?Copy !req
1241. Amaranto,
and Playa de Oro beach.Copy !req
1242. It's open sea, with huge waves.
Lots of people drown there.Copy !req
1243. But the sunsets are beautiful.Copy !req
1244. - Another shrimp soup, Mabel.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
1245. I better get going.
My folks will start to worry.Copy !req
1246. Julio has to get the car back
to his sister too.Copy !req
1247. I'm going to stay
a few more days.Copy !req
1248. They're going to show me
some beautiful beaches.Copy !req
1249. - I'm hungry, Mom.
- Here.Copy !req
1250. At 1:00 p.m., Julio and Tenoch
began their trip back home.Copy !req
1251. It was a very quiet
and uneventful trip.Copy !req
1252. Their families never found out
about the trip to the beachCopy !req
1253. with Luisa.Copy !req
1254. She stayed behindCopy !req
1255. to begin her exploration
of the local coves the next day.Copy !req
1256. When they said good-bye,
she told Tenoch and Julio,Copy !req
1257. "Life is like the foam,
so give yourself away like the sea."Copy !req
1258. After returning from Europe,Copy !req
1259. Ana and Cecilia broke up
with Tenoch and Julio.Copy !req
1260. Two months later,
Tenoch started dating his neighbor.Copy !req
1261. It was nine months before Julio started
dating a girl from his French class.Copy !req
1262. Julio and Tenoch
stopped seeing each other.Copy !req
1263. The following summer, the ruling party
lost the presidential electionCopy !req
1264. for the first time in 71 years.Copy !req
1265. Julio ran into Tenoch
on the way to the dentist.Copy !req
1266. Going for a cup of coffee
was less awkwardCopy !req
1267. than making excuses to avoid it.Copy !req
1268. Have you seen Saba?Copy !req
1269. No, but he's living
in Real de Catorce.Copy !req
1270. Cool. Good for him.Copy !req
1271. - And Daniel?
- Total queen at this point.Copy !req
1272. His dad kicked him out.Copy !req
1273. Shit. That sucks.Copy !req
1274. No, he's super happy, man.
Got a boyfriend and everything.Copy !req
1275. Then... that's cool.Copy !req
1276. I got into the university.
- Cool. When do you start?Copy !req
1277. - September.
- Economics?Copy !req
1278. Yeah. And you?Copy !req
1279. Biology.
I start next week.Copy !req
1280. - That sucks.
- Public universities start earlier.Copy !req
1281. Did you hear about Luisa?Copy !req
1282. What?Copy !req
1283. - She died.
- No way.Copy !req
1284. - Anything else, guys?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
1285. - How?
- Cancer.Copy !req
1286. She had it all over.Copy !req
1287. Right there in San Bernabé,
a month after we left.Copy !req
1288. Chuy called Jano,
and that was that.Copy !req
1289. Shit. That's terrible.Copy !req
1290. She knew all along
she was going to die.Copy !req
1291. She didn't want anyone to know.Copy !req
1292. Luisa spent her last four days
in the hospital in Santa María Colotepec.Copy !req
1293. At her request,Copy !req
1294. Chuy and Mabel never mentioned
her adventure with Tenoch and Julio.Copy !req
1295. Before she died,Copy !req
1296. she gave Lucero
the little stuffed mouse named Luisa.Copy !req
1297. Tenoch excused himself.Copy !req
1298. His girlfriend was waiting
to go to the movies.Copy !req
1299. Julio insisted
on paying the check.Copy !req
1300. They will never meet again.Copy !req
1301. - See you around?
- Sure.Copy !req
1302. Check, please.Copy !req