1. We come together today...Copy !req
2. In dark times such as these,Copy !req
3. we must all rememberCopy !req
4. to look
to the Lord for guidance.Copy !req
5. Submit yourselves,
then, to God.Copy !req
6. Amen.Copy !req
7. Resist the Devil...Copy !req
8. and he will flee from you.Copy !req
9. I regret to sayCopy !req
10. I know the powers
of Satan firsthand.Copy !req
11. Our very own daughter
was takenCopy !req
12. by perverts and swindlersCopy !req
13. and let fall
into a world of sin.Copy !req
14. Sheriff?Copy !req
15. I hope...Copy !req
16. You ought to come take
a look at this.Copy !req
17. My God.Copy !req
18. Go easy on that stuff,
will ya?Copy !req
19. You know what they sayCopy !req
20. about too much
of a good thing...Copy !req
21. Give me some sugar.Copy !req
22. You're special.Copy !req
23. There ain't nobody else
out there like you.Copy !req
24. Now giddyup.Copy !req
25. Time is money.
Everybody is waiting.Copy !req
26. You're a fucking sex symbol.Copy !req
27. and touch the skyCopy !req
28. You got women on your mindCopy !req
29. what you can findCopy !req
30. Take her out for a mealCopy !req
31. Just do what you feelCopy !req
32. or return the twenty-fiveCopy !req
33. Make it good and really fineCopy !req
34. We're not meanCopy !req
35. But we do as we pleaseCopy !req
36. or go swimmin' in the seaCopy !req
37. Highs in the low...Copy !req
38. America needs Jesus...Copy !req
39. Maxine.Copy !req
40. "The Farmer's Daughters."Copy !req
41. Oh, hot damn.
Look-it, there I am.Copy !req
42. Wow.Copy !req
43. Hollywood, here we come.Copy !req
44. No, ma'am.
We don't need Hollywood.Copy !req
45. These type of pictures
turn regular folks into stars.Copy !req
46. We're gonna do it
all ourselves.Copy !req
47. - Ain't that right, RJ?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
48. Finally,
a level playing field
for people like us.Copy !req
49. I don't know, Wayne.Copy !req
50. Sounds an awful lot
like what you saidCopy !req
51. about The Topless Carwash.Copy !req
52. You remember that?Copy !req
53. Yeah.
And had the IRS not hadCopy !req
54. a goddamn personal vendetta
against me,Copy !req
55. that would've panned out
beautifully.Copy !req
56. Uh-huh.Copy !req
57. Well, you know
I'm always game.Copy !req
58. My American Dream
is not unreasonable.Copy !req
59. I just want a paid-for house
with a big ole pool,Copy !req
60. so I can float around
with my knees in the breezeCopy !req
61. and tan these titties.Copy !req
62. What? I was dealt a good hand.Copy !req
63. People spend a lot of money
to look at what God gave me.Copy !req
64. Be a sin
not to take care of 'em.Copy !req
65. Mmm.Copy !req
66. Yes, it sure would.Copy !req
67. What about you, Maxine?Copy !req
68. What's your American Dream?Copy !req
69. Hmm.Copy !req
70. Hurry it up, we aren't
gonna be long in there.Copy !req
71. If this kid I picked up
from the universityCopy !req
72. can put it together
like he says,Copy !req
73. our days of struggling
may soon be over.Copy !req
74. We do even half the numbers
of Debbie Does Dallas,Copy !req
75. I'm outta the red for good.Copy !req
76. Hell, let's make
a picture a week, then.Copy !req
77. Patience, darlin'.Copy !req
78. I've been being patient
my whole life.Copy !req
79. Well, that's the thing
about being patient.Copy !req
80. - I need to be famous, Wayne.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
81. I'm ready
for the high life.Copy !req
82. I'm sick and tired
of never gettin'
what I want.Copy !req
83. Well, you help me keep those
jokers in line out there,Copy !req
84. I'll make sure you get
everything your heart desires.Copy !req
85. You better have.Copy !req
86. I don't wanna worry
no more, Wayne.Copy !req
87. I deserve nice things.
I have cosmopolitan taste.Copy !req
88. - Don't I know it.
- I mean it.Copy !req
89. I want the whole world
to know my name.Copy !req
90. Like Lynda Carter
or some shit.Copy !req
91. Hey, everyone with a pulseCopy !req
92. is gonna lust
after a piece of Maxine MinxCopy !req
93. once they see what you can do.Copy !req
94. You know why?Copy !req
95. Why?Copy !req
96. 'Cause you got
that X factor.Copy !req
97. Fuckin'-A-right.Copy !req
98. Now, mosey on over thereCopy !req
99. and grab us some
Wonder Bread,
Wonder Woman.Copy !req
100. I don't
like his girlfriend.Copy !req
101. You don't like
anybody's girlfriend.Copy !req
102. She hardly says a word.
She just stares at everyone.Copy !req
103. Well, she's shy.Copy !req
104. Probably ain't never seen
nobody like us before.Copy !req
105. People who stare
give me the heebie-jeebies.Copy !req
106. Better get used to thatCopy !req
107. if you're gonna be
in the movies.Copy !req
108. Your little boyfriend
is cute.Copy !req
109. You help him
with all his films?Copy !req
110. Sometimes, yeah.Copy !req
111. Is that your boyfriend?Copy !req
112. Sometimes, yeah.Copy !req
113. Hey, how come you don't gotta
film none of this in order?Copy !req
114. Well, once I have it all
in the can,Copy !req
115. I can rearrange it
however I want.Copy !req
116. No shit.Copy !req
117. I actually intend
on experimentingCopy !req
118. a lot with
the film's editing.Copy !req
119. Giving it a certain sense
of the avant-garde,Copy !req
120. like they're doing in France.Copy !req
121. It's classier that way.Copy !req
122. And it's a good trick
to disguise the low budget.Copy !req
123. All right,
let's slate it.Copy !req
124. And hit it.Copy !req
125. All right,
go ahead and fill her up.Copy !req
126. You know,Copy !req
127. if you tilt the camera upCopy !req
128. from the nozzle...Copy !req
129. it'll look
like he's using his cock.Copy !req
130. See? I got good sense, too.Copy !req
131. How come
we couldn't doCopy !req
132. any of this filming
in Houston?Copy !req
133. Ain't they got
plenty of farms?Copy !req
134. Well, this county
raised property taxes,Copy !req
135. a little bit of cash
goes a long way out here.Copy !req
136. Most older folks
can't competeCopy !req
137. with the bigger outfits
no more.Copy !req
138. Now, we're not the only ones
trying to make a buck.Copy !req
139. Kidnappers, murderers,Copy !req
140. sex fiends...Copy !req
141. All the resultCopy !req
142. of our increasingly
secular society...Copy !req
143. Besides, it ain't
exactly somethingCopy !req
144. I wanna advertise around town.Copy !req
145. You know how
some people can getCopy !req
146. when it comes to sex.Copy !req
147. Remember
what happenedCopy !req
148. in Sodom and Gomorrah.Copy !req
149. - Get what we needed?
- Oh, I got it.Copy !req
150. Thanks to help
from yours truly.Copy !req
151. - Got my smokes?
Yes. God damn.Copy !req
152. I'm just askin'.Copy !req
153. Hey, if I'm gonna be
having sex for you,Copy !req
154. I'm gonna
need cigarettes.Copy !req
155. How's the script?Copy !req
156. I don't know.
It's all right.Copy !req
157. Does it matter?Copy !req
158. Hey, I don't wanna have
to wear a hard hatCopy !req
159. to make a livin', do you?Copy !req
160. No.Copy !req
161. Then don't you be
bringin' down the vibeCopy !req
162. of my investments.Copy !req
163. Negativity attracts
negative results.Copy !req
164. Winstons? You know
I only smoke Old Golds.Copy !req
165. All they had,
Bobby-Lynne.Copy !req
166. That's it.
I'm calling my agent.Copy !req
167. Just get back
in the dang van.Copy !req
168. Mmm-mmm!Copy !req
169. That's right.Copy !req
170. The deviants are
already amongst us,Copy !req
171. waiting for our sons
and daughters.Copy !req
172. So, heed dire warnings,Copy !req
173. and repent
before it is too late.Copy !req
174. He may be a forgiving God,Copy !req
175. but every man
has got his limits.Copy !req
176. Must be a bad wreck.Copy !req
177. Y'all stay safe out there.Copy !req
178. I'll be right back
with some more golden oldiesCopy !req
179. right after
this commercial break.Copy !req
180. 93.5, KBQB.Copy !req
181. the 60th anniversaryCopy !req
182. take place this Saturday.Copy !req
183. Don't miss your chance
to tour the entire state...Copy !req
184. - What is it?
Oh, don't look.Copy !req
185. I hate blood and guts.Copy !req
186. Just when you thoughtCopy !req
187. you'd escaped
the slaughterhouse.Copy !req
188. Yeah.Copy !req
189. Now, that's a bonanza...Copy !req
190. Was that the...Copy !req
191. This is it.
Our own studio backlot.Copy !req
192. Thank goodness.
I'm horny.Copy !req
193. - RJ: You're always horny.
No, not always.Copy !req
194. It's perfect.Copy !req
195. It's really gonna
add a lot of production value.Copy !req
196. Y'all stay put
while I goCopy !req
197. and handle business
right quick.Copy !req
198. This wasn't I had in mindCopy !req
199. when I agreed to help out
on your film.Copy !req
200. Gotta start somewhere,
Lorraine.Copy !req
201. RJ, it's smut.Copy !req
202. When did you become
such a prude?Copy !req
203. I'm not.Copy !req
204. I just don't understand
why you're doing all this.Copy !req
205. Because it is possible
to make a good dirty movie.Copy !req
206. Who's that?Copy !req
207. Yes, sir. It's Wayne Galleroy.
We spoke on the telephone.Copy !req
208. Uh...Copy !req
209. Howard, right?Copy !req
210. You from the county?Copy !req
211. This here's private property.Copy !req
212. Didn't you see the signs
down at the end of the drive?Copy !req
213. Oh, easy, partner.Copy !req
214. Somethin's wrong.Copy !req
215. What'chu talkin' 'bout?Copy !req
216. You're trespassing.
The law says I can shoot.Copy !req
217. Sir, I ain't from the county.Copy !req
218. I'm from Houston.Copy !req
219. We spoke on Tuesday.
You remember?Copy !req
220. About y'all's boarding house.Copy !req
221. Oh, that's right.Copy !req
222. You're looking
for a place to stay.Copy !req
223. Well, you never can be
too careful with strangers.Copy !req
224. You had me
pretty nervous there.Copy !req
225. It ain't even loaded.Copy !req
226. Most of the times,Copy !req
227. just wavin' it around
is all it takes.Copy !req
228. Oh, yes, sir.Copy !req
229. I keep the same thing
in my glove box.Copy !req
230. Wow,
that's one ugly sumbitch.Copy !req
231. What?Copy !req
232. He is.Copy !req
233. Hell of a spread
you got here.Copy !req
234. We like it.Copy !req
235. You all right there,
old-timer?Copy !req
236. I'm fine.Copy !req
237. - She ain't much.
- She's gorgeous.Copy !req
238. Building was for soldiers
during the Civil War.Copy !req
239. They never saw
any action though.Copy !req
240. What about you?Copy !req
241. You serve?Copy !req
242. Flat feet.Copy !req
243. I did.
Two tours in South Vietnam.Copy !req
244. Had enough farmersCopy !req
245. tryin' to shoot me
for one lifetime.Copy !req
246. Know what I mean, Pops?Copy !req
247. Oorah.Copy !req
248. Oh, careful, Howie.Copy !req
249. Hot damn,
that's my future fianceeCopy !req
250. you're eyeballin' there.Copy !req
251. Been a whileCopy !req
252. since you seen
anythin' that nice?Copy !req
253. I don't recall
you mentioningCopy !req
254. you'd bringing
all these others.Copy !req
255. Now, about that...Copy !req
256. See, your ad said $30, but...Copy !req
257. I threw in a little extra
to sweeten the deal.Copy !req
258. I hope that's okay.Copy !req
259. I don't think
I like you, Wayne.Copy !req
260. In fact,Copy !req
261. I don't much like the looks
of none of y'all.Copy !req
262. Now, my wife is next door,Copy !req
263. so I would appreciate
a little discretion.Copy !req
264. I give you my word.Copy !req
265. You won't even know
we're here.Copy !req
266. That was
some stellar negotiating.Copy !req
267. You really do have
a knack for business.Copy !req
268. You keep jawin', towhead,Copy !req
269. I'll pull you off
the main stage for a month.Copy !req
270. Oh, but then, honey,Copy !req
271. you won't make
no money neither.Copy !req
272. How could you
just stand thereCopy !req
273. and let him talk
about us like that?Copy !req
274. Oh, calm down.Copy !req
275. Ain't no need
to harsh the mellow.Copy !req
276. It's harmless.
He's just old.Copy !req
277. His pecker ain't
probably been hardCopy !req
278. since before you were born.Copy !req
279. I'd hate people
like us then, too.Copy !req
280. He don't know
what we're doing, does he?Copy !req
281. So, church mouse,
you do speak.Copy !req
282. No.Copy !req
283. He sure doesn't.Copy !req
284. And I intend
to keep it that way.Copy !req
285. Now, I don't wanna give
the old codger a heart attack.Copy !req
286. Would you?Copy !req
287. It's better to beg
for forgivenessCopy !req
288. than ask for permission.Copy !req
289. You know what I mean?Copy !req
290. All right.Copy !req
291. That's enough jabberin'.Copy !req
292. I reckon it's about high time
we cut to the chaseCopy !req
293. and we give the people
what they wanna see.Copy !req
294. What do you say?Copy !req
295. Fucking finally!Copy !req
296. Okay. Now...
Now flip her over.Copy !req
297. Ooh!Copy !req
298. Oh, yeah.
Fuck me.Copy !req
299. - Yeah.
Fuck.Copy !req
300. That's great.Copy !req
301. Just scooch your chin up
for me.Copy !req
302. All right,
now slow it all down.Copy !req
303. - I wanna see the passion.
- Hey, kid.Copy !req
304. How about you just
point the cameraCopy !req
305. and stay in your lane.Copy !req
306. Let me do the screwing here.Copy !req
307. Yeah!Copy !req
308. Yes!Copy !req
309. Oh, my God.Copy !req
310. Now,
I may not know shit from ShinolaCopy !req
311. when it comes to filmmaking,Copy !req
312. but I know for damn sure
people are gonnaCopy !req
313. wanna see
what I just saw in there.Copy !req
314. Well, that's
'cause I'm not treatin' itCopy !req
315. like pornography,
but as cinema.Copy !req
316. That's what these
other adult films
are lackin'.Copy !req
317. Whatever you're doin',
you keep doin' it.Copy !req
318. People's eyes
are gonna pop outCopy !req
319. of their damn skulls
when they see this.Copy !req
320. We're gonna be rich.Copy !req
321. Feel how hard my cock is.Copy !req
322. Oh, sorry, baby.Copy !req
323. Don't be standing thereCopy !req
324. like you're all proud
of yourself.Copy !req
325. I was born
for this line of work.Copy !req
326. Uh. You didn't
do nothin', dummy.Copy !req
327. It's called actin'.Copy !req
328. You good,
but you ain't
that good.Copy !req
329. Fuck my pussy.Copy !req
330. Oh, you make me so wet.Copy !req
331. Oh, my God, you're so big.Copy !req
332. Aw, don't look so glum.Copy !req
333. You did just fine. Come here.Copy !req
334. I think I love you.Copy !req
335. Bless your heart.Copy !req
336. And action!Copy !req
337. Sorry to bother you, ma'am,Copy !req
338. but my van broke down
on the highway back yonder,Copy !req
339. and I was hopin'Copy !req
340. I could use y'all's phone
to call for help.Copy !req
341. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
342. I'm afraid we don't own
a telephone,Copy !req
343. but my daddy
will be home soon,Copy !req
344. and I'm sure he could give you
a lift to town.Copy !req
345. Would you like to come inside?Copy !req
346. Much obliged.Copy !req
347. Hello?Copy !req
348. Hello?Copy !req
349. Lemonade?Copy !req
350. Sure is hot out there.Copy !req
351. You must be awful thirsty.Copy !req
352. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
353. It's got a good taste.Copy !req
354. I should probably
get back now.Copy !req
355. My boyfriend gets real fussyCopy !req
356. when he don't know
where I'm at, so...Copy !req
357. Come with me
before Daddy gets home.Copy !req
358. I was young once, too.Copy !req
359. It was taken
right before the first war.Copy !req
360. Believe it or not,
my Howard served in both.Copy !req
361. He survived the trenches
and Omaha Beach.Copy !req
362. There wasn't anythingCopy !req
363. he wouldn't do for me
back then.Copy !req
364. That's the power of beauty.Copy !req
365. I was a dancer
in those early years.Copy !req
366. But then the war came, so...Copy !req
367. Not everything in life
turns out how you expect.Copy !req
368. Such a special face.Copy !req
369. Beautiful.Copy !req
370. Look.Copy !req
371. I don't know
what's come over me.Copy !req
372. I've never quite
felt like this before.Copy !req
373. If Daddy catches us,Copy !req
374. there's no telling
what he might do.Copy !req
375. What are you doing?Copy !req
376. You should go.Copy !req
377. It will be our secret.Copy !req
378. What will?Copy !req
379. Shh.Copy !req
380. Watch out!Copy !req
381. I've been looking
everywhere for you!Copy !req
382. Sorry.Copy !req
383. The kid says
we're gonna lose the light!Copy !req
384. Well, come on now,
chop-chop.Copy !req
385. You're not good.
Bluff it.Copy !req
386. You're a fucking sex symbol.Copy !req
387. I will not accept a life
I do not deserve.Copy !req
388. Are you ready?Copy !req
389. Let's go to work.Copy !req
390. Coast is clear.Copy !req
391. Right... Sound speed.Copy !req
392. Okay, we're rollin'.Copy !req
393. Farmer's Daughter, take one.Copy !req
394. Action.Copy !req
395. I'm looking
for the owner of this farm.Copy !req
396. His daughter said I could
find him in here.Copy !req
397. You must have been
talking to my sister.Copy !req
398. Sister?Copy !req
399. - She didn't mention you.
- Not surprised.Copy !req
400. She's always been jealous.Copy !req
401. I'm younger,
get all the attention.Copy !req
402. Daddy never lets her
leave the farm anymore.Copy !req
403. He's very protective.Copy !req
404. Well, I was hopin'
he could give me a rideCopy !req
405. back to town
before it got dark.Copy !req
406. We shouldn't disturb him.Copy !req
407. It would only make him angry.Copy !req
408. You wouldn't like Daddy
when he's angry.Copy !req
409. I could give you a ride.Copy !req
410. We talked about this.Copy !req
411. Howard?Copy !req
412. Please.Copy !req
413. You know I can't.Copy !req
414. My heart...Copy !req
415. in the moviesCopy !req
416. a big star out of meCopy !req
417. a film about a girlCopy !req
418. You were amazing out there.Copy !req
419. Now I know why Wayne
left his wife for you.Copy !req
420. So do I.Copy !req
421. Careful.Copy !req
422. Told y'all
she was somethin' special.Copy !req
423. X factor.Copy !req
424. Thanks, baby.Copy !req
425. What are you
looking at?Copy !req
426. Wait, come on now.Copy !req
427. No, Wayne.Copy !req
428. Anybody ever teach you
not to stare?Copy !req
429. It's rude.Copy !req
430. You got somethin' to say to me
or what?Copy !req
431. No.Copy !req
432. Well,
I do have a question.Copy !req
433. See,
she's interested, is all.Copy !req
434. What's on your mind,
church mouse?Copy !req
435. Isn't it strangeCopy !req
436. watching her doin' it
with him?Copy !req
437. It's just business.Copy !req
438. As long as the camera
is runnin'.Copy !req
439. So the camera
changes things?Copy !req
440. That's right.Copy !req
441. It's not real life, Raine.Copy !req
442. It's just a movie.Copy !req
443. I know that.Copy !req
444. Just sayin'.Copy !req
445. What about love?Copy !req
446. What about love?Copy !req
447. Well, don't y'all
believe in it?Copy !req
448. Of course we believe in love.Copy !req
449. How can you love someoneCopy !req
450. and still be
with other people?Copy !req
451. You think we don't haveCopy !req
452. no morals or somethin',
is that it?Copy !req
453. No. No, I just...Copy !req
454. Take it from me,
letting outdated traditionsCopy !req
455. control how
you live your life
will get you nowhere.Copy !req
456. I don't know about you,
but I gotCopy !req
457. better places to be
than where I came from.Copy !req
458. Amen to that.Copy !req
459. And besides,
it's just sex.Copy !req
460. You can decide
who you wanna love,Copy !req
461. but not who you wanna screw.Copy !req
462. Attraction's
out of our control.Copy !req
463. It ain't healthy
keeping those feelings
locked away inside.Copy !req
464. I seen you sneakingCopy !req
465. a few long peeks
at Jackson over here.Copy !req
466. No, I... I wasn't looking... BOBBY-LYNNE: It's okay.Copy !req
467. He don't mind none.Copy !req
468. She's right.Copy !req
469. I don't mind.Copy !req
470. No offense.Copy !req
471. Everybody likes sex.Copy !req
472. It's a gas.Copy !req
473. We're just not afraid
to admit it.Copy !req
474. Queer, straight,
Black, white...Copy !req
475. It's all disco.Copy !req
476. You know why?
Because one day,Copy !req
477. we're gonna be too old
to fuck.Copy !req
478. And life's too short,
if you ask me.Copy !req
479. Roger that.Copy !req
480. The fact
of the truth of the matter is,Copy !req
481. we turn folks on.Copy !req
482. - And that scares 'em.
- They can't look
away neither.Copy !req
483. That's right.Copy !req
484. We're like a foxy car wreck.Copy !req
485. Which is how I knowCopy !req
486. that this new home video
market is set to explode.Copy !req
487. Finally, people are gonna
get to see what they desireCopy !req
488. in the privacy of their
own homes, free of judgment.Copy !req
489. We're gonna give that to them
before anyone else.Copy !req
490. Porn ain't only gonna beCopy !req
491. - for perverts no more.
Aw.Copy !req
492. Toast to the perverts.Copy !req
493. They've been payin'
our bills for years.Copy !req
494. Hear, hear!
To the perverts!Copy !req
495. To livin' a life
of excess,Copy !req
496. being young and having fun
till the day we die.Copy !req
497. To the power
of independent cinema.Copy !req
498. To living life
on our own terms.Copy !req
499. And never accepting whatCopy !req
500. self-righteous naysayers
have to say.Copy !req
501. Right on.Copy !req
502. I don't know
if I agree with all of that,Copy !req
503. but I did like
what I saw today.Copy !req
504. I didn't think I would,
but I did.Copy !req
505. Cheers to that.Copy !req
506. You ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
507. I took it downCopy !req
508. and I turned aroundCopy !req
509. brought me downCopy !req
510. What is love?Copy !req
511. rise above?Copy !req
512. ocean tides?Copy !req
513. I wanna do a scene
in the movie.Copy !req
514. What?Copy !req
515. I wanna be in the movie.Copy !req
516. No.Copy !req
517. Well, why not?Copy !req
518. Well...Copy !req
519. Because...Copy !req
520. No.Copy !req
521. Did y'all put her up to this
or somethin'?Copy !req
522. No!
- Hey!Copy !req
523. Take it easy.
They didn't do nothin'.Copy !req
524. Nobody put me up
to anything.Copy !req
525. I've been thinking
about it all day.Copy !req
526. And...Copy !req
527. Well, I'm young.Copy !req
528. And if we really are makin'
a good dirty movie,Copy !req
529. then I don't wanna
just carry the equipment.Copy !req
530. I wanna be in it.Copy !req
531. Well, you can't.Copy !req
532. Says who?Copy !req
533. It's my film, Lorraine.Copy !req
534. I mean,
it wouldn't make any sense.Copy !req
535. We've already shot half of it.Copy !req
536. The story can't just suddenly
change midway through.Copy !req
537. Why?Copy !req
538. Because it just isn't done.Copy !req
539. What about in Psycho?
You love that movie.Copy !req
540. Well, Psycho is a horror film.Copy !req
541. And that plot was a MacGuffin
to build suspense.Copy !req
542. And I'm not making
that kind of movie.Copy !req
543. Oh, come on, RJ.Copy !req
544. Nobody's comin'
to see this film for the plot.Copy !req
545. They're comin'
to see tits and ass.Copy !req
546. - And a big dick.
- Lorraine!Copy !req
547. It's the truth.Copy !req
548. Why not just give the people
what they're payin' for?Copy !req
549. Because I'm making
something better than that.Copy !req
550. When did you become
such a prude?Copy !req
551. All right, hold on.Copy !req
552. I am the executive producer,
which means I get a word.Copy !req
553. So, why don't we just
take a step outsideCopy !req
554. before anythin' gets said
that someone might regret.Copy !req
555. You gotta back me up
in here, Wayne!Copy !req
556. I mean,
this situation is fixin'Copy !req
557. to get outta control.
It is awfully close.Copy !req
558. Relax.Copy !req
559. Hey, what is it they say,
"Life imitates art"?Copy !req
560. It's the other way around.Copy !req
561. Whatever, it don't matter.Copy !req
562. But you need
to listen to me, okay?Copy !req
563. Because you ain't been 42,
and I have been 23.Copy !req
564. And I'm gonna explain
somethin' to youCopy !req
565. about young women.Copy !req
566. Now, if she's serious,Copy !req
567. which I suspect she is,Copy !req
568. she's gonna do it
whether you like it or not.Copy !req
569. Now, you try to stop her,
not only is she gonna do it,Copy !req
570. she's gonna go on and do it
with God knows how many peopleCopy !req
571. in God knows
how many other films,Copy !req
572. and nobody wants that.Copy !req
573. The way I see it,Copy !req
574. you only got
one good option here.Copy !req
575. What, letting her get balled
by some man whore?Copy !req
576. Come on now,
Jackson is a professional.Copy !req
577. He ain't got no diseases
or nothin'.Copy !req
578. You just want more sex
in the movie.Copy !req
579. That ain't me, hoss.
She wants it, you heard her.Copy !req
580. Heck, if she does great,Copy !req
581. she gets famous,
maybe she'll
take you with her.Copy !req
582. Wayne, you don't get it.Copy !req
583. Lorraine is not
like the others in there.Copy !req
584. She is a nice girl.Copy !req
585. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
586. No, I didn't mean it
like that.Copy !req
587. Oh, I hate to be the one
to tell you this,Copy !req
588. but ain't none of them
nice girls.Copy !req
589. To hell with this.Copy !req
590. She can have it.Copy !req
591. Let's see how far they get
without me.Copy !req
592. Good luck findingCopy !req
593. your own way out of here.Copy !req
594. What the...Copy !req
595. Ma'am?Copy !req
596. Are you all right?Copy !req
597. Sorry, I'm...Copy !req
598. Ma'am?Copy !req
599. What?Copy !req
600. How come you just did that?Copy !req
601. Why won't you look at me?Copy !req
602. Look at me
like you looked at her.Copy !req
603. What?Copy !req
604. I can show you
what I'm capable of.Copy !req
605. Stop. I don't
wanna see it.Copy !req
606. Maybe we should just go
find your husband.Copy !req
607. Help me.Copy !req
608. RJ?Copy !req
609. RJ?Copy !req
610. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
611. What's goin' on,
church mouse?Copy !req
612. It's RJ.
I woke up, and he was gone.Copy !req
613. I...Copy !req
614. You don't think he left me,
do you?Copy !req
615. Well, the van's still here.Copy !req
616. He's gotta be around
somewhere.Copy !req
617. Oh, hey, it ain't
like your dog ran off.Copy !req
618. He's probably just
processin' things, you know?Copy !req
619. Go on back to bed.Copy !req
620. I feel bad if I hurt him.
I don't wanna break up.Copy !req
621. Hun, you didn't
do nothin' wrong.Copy !req
622. He'll get over it.Copy !req
623. He just needs
to toughen up, is all.Copy !req
624. Come on. I'll talk to him
in the morning.Copy !req
625. Will you help me
find him?Copy !req
626. Please? I'm worried.Copy !req
627. All right.Copy !req
628. I ain't gettin' in the middle
of no more of this shit.Copy !req
629. RJ!Copy !req
630. Are you in here, brother?Copy !req
631. This ain't the way
to go about handlin' this.Copy !req
632. Oh, no.Copy !req
633. I'm sorry if I disturbed you.Copy !req
634. What are you
doin' out here?Copy !req
635. I'm lookin' for my boyfriend.Copy !req
636. Have you seen
my wife?Copy !req
637. No, sir.Copy !req
638. Two keys to keepin'
a healthy relationship.Copy !req
639. Never let a good woman
out of your sight.Copy !req
640. Never mention her weight.Copy !req
641. How do you think
I've been surroundedCopy !req
642. by so many beautiful females
my whole life?Copy !req
643. There's an art to it.Copy !req
644. Just like business.Copy !req
645. Fuck! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
646. Oh, fuck me!Copy !req
647. Oh, shut up, cheeseburger!
Go wander into traffic.Copy !req
648. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
649. RJ, you in here?Copy !req
650. I stepped on a nail.Copy !req
651. Come on out and help me,
for Christ's sake!Copy !req
652. I'm gonna catch tetanus
from this shit.Copy !req
653. RJ?Copy !req
654. Church mouse, that you?Copy !req
655. There's another light
down in the cellar.Copy !req
656. Can you go get it?Copy !req
657. Please. My wife is not well.Copy !req
658. It's very dark,Copy !req
659. and I'm worried she could fall
and break her hip.Copy !req
660. Downstairs.
You'll see my workbench.Copy !req
661. Found it!Copy !req
662. Hey, I'm locked in!Copy !req
663. Hey!Copy !req
664. Hey! Hey! Open up!Copy !req
665. What is it, baby?Copy !req
666. Thought I heard somethin'.Copy !req
667. Probably nothin'.Copy !req
668. Old habits die hard.Copy !req
669. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
670. Aye, aye, captain.Copy !req
671. Everything okay, Pops?Copy !req
672. My wife, she's gone missing.Copy !req
673. Missin'?Copy !req
674. She gets confused.Copy !req
675. It happens sometimes
after dark.Copy !req
676. Lot of firepower
for a missin' wife.Copy !req
677. It's for gators.Copy !req
678. I found her once
by the edge of our pond.Copy !req
679. If she was to fall in...Copy !req
680. Want some help?Copy !req
681. Not for self
but for country, right?Copy !req
682. Let me go and get my skivvies.Copy !req
683. I say we each
take a side of the perimeter.Copy !req
684. Cover ground quicker that way.Copy !req
685. I only got
the one light.Copy !req
686. No offense,Copy !req
687. but it's been a while
since you was deployed.Copy !req
688. I spent three nights face down
in a rice paddyCopy !req
689. scanning for land mines
and trip wires.Copy !req
690. Once a marine,
always a marine.Copy !req
691. If she's out here...Copy !req
692. I'll find her.Copy !req
693. I got nothin', Pops.Copy !req
694. Shit.Copy !req
695. What you doing
all the way in there?Copy !req
696. Oh, no.Copy !req
697. Pops, you okay?Copy !req
698. You in here?Copy !req
699. Help!
Help, somebody, please!Copy !req
700. Please help me!Copy !req
701. RJ!Copy !req
702. Help!Copy !req
703. Oh, shit!Copy !req
704. You scared me, Pops.Copy !req
705. Once a marine,
always a marine.Copy !req
706. Well...Copy !req
707. Your lady ain't in there.Copy !req
708. I can't give her
what she wants anymore.Copy !req
709. You don't understand
what it's like.Copy !req
710. You can still do
as you please.Copy !req
711. Say what?Copy !req
712. The last bohemian
that stayed here was the same.Copy !req
713. Traipsin' around
in barely any clothes.Copy !req
714. Enticin' my wife.Copy !req
715. Yeah...Copy !req
716. Okay, well,Copy !req
717. we better get back up
to the houseCopy !req
718. and find out what's goin' on.Copy !req
719. I know exactly
what's goin' on.Copy !req
720. Maxine?Copy !req
721. That woman was in my bed
touching me!Copy !req
722. You're just
makin' things worse.Copy !req
723. Help me!Copy !req
724. Somebody! Please!Copy !req
725. Nobody is comin' for ya.Copy !req
726. Get back down in that cellar
and be quiet!Copy !req
727. - Shut up!
- Help!Copy !req
728. Hey! Somebody, please! Kidnappers, murderers,Copy !req
729. sex fiends,Copy !req
730. lurkin' where
we least expect...Copy !req
731. Help!Copy !req
732. Somebody, help! in good Christian homes,Copy !req
733. right under our very noses!Copy !req
734. Jackson?Copy !req
735. Wayne?Copy !req
736. Where are y'all?Copy !req
737. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
738. Ma'am?Copy !req
739. Ma'am? Be careful!Copy !req
740. Step away from the edge,
it's dangerous.Copy !req
741. It's all right. Here, here.Copy !req
742. You're safe now, okay?Copy !req
743. Are you hurt?
I don't see anything.Copy !req
744. My nana gets confused
sometimes as well.Copy !req
745. I learned all about it.Copy !req
746. Believe it or not,
I've even thoughtCopy !req
747. about becomin' a nurse
one day.Copy !req
748. So...Copy !req
749. Okay. Why don't you
come with...Copy !req
750. Oh!Copy !req
751. What the hell
did you do that for?Copy !req
752. I don't need a nurse.Copy !req
753. Why should you get
to have it all?Copy !req
754. What have you ever done
except be a whore?Copy !req
755. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
756. You don't want my help?
No problem.Copy !req
757. I was just tryin' to be nice.Copy !req
758. You don't deserve
to be able to just flaunt itCopy !req
759. in my face like you do.Copy !req
760. It ain't my fault you didn't
live the life you wanted.Copy !req
761. Now move
out of the way, please.Copy !req
762. Move! You mean old ugly b...Copy !req
763. Bitch.Copy !req
764. Was that the one?Copy !req
765. You know I don't like blondes.Copy !req
766. Disgustin'.Copy !req
767. Lorraine?Copy !req
768. RJ?Copy !req
769. Uh, place is empty.Copy !req
770. What about
that other fella, Wayne?Copy !req
771. In the barn.
Stuck like the pig he was.Copy !req
772. Well, that's three down.Copy !req
773. Four.Copy !req
774. And I got another
kept up at the house for you.Copy !req
775. I don't want her.Copy !req
776. This one was different.Copy !req
777. She had something special.Copy !req
778. Like I did.Copy !req
779. Sick and tired
of never gettin'
what I want.Copy !req
780. You know I want to give it
to you, Pearl.Copy !req
781. But I'm tired, too.Copy !req
782. I know.Copy !req
783. Tell me I'm special.Copy !req
784. Of course you are.Copy !req
785. I've felt that wayCopy !req
786. since the first moment we met.Copy !req
787. You were the most
beautiful woman I'd ever seen.Copy !req
788. Oh, not anymore.Copy !req
789. Always.Copy !req
790. Tell me I'm yours.Copy !req
791. That you still want me.Copy !req
792. Make me feel young again.Copy !req
793. What if my heart
can't take it?Copy !req
794. It can.Copy !req
795. Fuck me, Howard.Copy !req
796. Fuck me.Copy !req
797. Fuck me.Copy !req
798. Help!Copy !req
799. Help!Copy !req
800. Somebody, help me, please!Copy !req
801. Let me out of here!Copy !req
802. Keep your voice down.Copy !req
803. Don't tell me
to be quiet!Copy !req
804. I was locked in a dungeon
down there!Copy !req
805. These old people
are fucking crazy!Copy !req
806. I have to get
out of this houseCopy !req
807. before they kill me, too.Copy !req
808. We need to find the keys
to their truck.Copy !req
809. I never should have
listened to you.Copy !req
810. This is all your fault!Copy !req
811. Lorraine, we need
to stick together.Copy !req
812. I hate you!Copy !req
813. I hate you all so much!Copy !req
814. Lorraine!Copy !req
815. I told her to stay
in the damn cellar!Copy !req
816. That's all right.Copy !req
817. We don't need her anymore.Copy !req
818. We got each other again.Copy !req
819. Help me
drag the body inside.Copy !req
820. If she's in the house,
that's self-defense.Copy !req
821. That's the law.Copy !req
822. You don't
really believeCopy !req
823. anyone's gonna come
looking for 'em, do you?Copy !req
824. We ain't
gonna risk it.Copy !req
825. We need
to play this smart, Pearl.Copy !req
826. No sense in making a mess now.Copy !req
827. If nobody shows up
by tomorrow,Copy !req
828. we'll take the body
and we'll dump herCopy !req
829. in the pond with the others.Copy !req
830. Which reminds me,
we're gonna needCopy !req
831. to get Wayne outta the barnCopy !req
832. and sink him, too.Copy !req
833. She's heavier than she looks.Copy !req
834. Howard. Howard!Copy !req
835. Howard?Copy !req
836. Howard?Copy !req
837. Howard!Copy !req
838. Where are the keys
to the truck?Copy !req
839. - He's having a heart attack.
- I don't give a shit!Copy !req
840. Where are the fucking keys? Well, now...Copy !req
841. In the kitchen... ... here we all are...Copy !req
842. under the lamp. ... together.Copy !req
843. Howard?Copy !req
844. We have reached a crossroad.Copy !req
845. With salvation...Copy !req
846. Howard? or damnation?Copy !req
847. You're gonna rot when people
find out what you've done.Copy !req
848. The time is now.Copy !req
849. What I have done? For if we do not take controlCopy !req
850. of our own fate, the Lord... What about you?Copy !req
851. shall do it for us.Copy !req
852. You don't think I know
who you really are?Copy !req
853. I saw what you did
in the barn.Copy !req
854. You're a deviant little whore.Copy !req
855. We're the same.Copy !req
856. You'll end up just like me.Copy !req
857. Time to turn our backs on sin
and make the commitment...Copy !req
858. I'm nothin' like you.Copy !req
859. once and for all.Copy !req
860. You're a kidnappin',
murderin' sex fiend.Copy !req
861. I'm a fucking star!Copy !req
862. The whole world
is gonna know my name.Copy !req
863. I want
to hear you all.Copy !req
864. Say it with me now.Copy !req
865. I will not accept a lifeCopy !req
866. I do not deserve. I will not accept a lifeCopy !req
867. I do not deserve.Copy !req
868. Hallelujah!Copy !req
869. Stop fuckin' starin' at me!Copy !req
870. Now, that's what I call
divine intervention!Copy !req
871. The Lord smiles on those who
accept Him. Praise his name!Copy !req
872. Glory be to Jesus!Copy !req
873. My hip...Copy !req
874. Help.Copy !req
875. Shh!Copy !req
876. You whore!Copy !req
877. You're not innocent!Copy !req
878. You're not special!Copy !req
879. It'll all be taken from you!Copy !req
880. Just like it was from me!Copy !req
881. I'll tell everyoneCopy !req
882. what you are!Copy !req
883. It'll be our secret.Copy !req
884. Divine intervention.Copy !req
885. Praise the fuckin' Lord.Copy !req
886. I hope that,
through my own admission,Copy !req
887. others may find the light.Copy !req
888. I wanna show y'all somethin'.Copy !req
889. Get a shot of this.Copy !req
890. There she is.Copy !req
891. My beautiful
little daughter Maxine.Copy !req
892. Lured into a life of sinCopy !req
893. by the very deviantsCopy !req
894. we warn of here
on a daily basis.Copy !req
895. From our lovin' home
into the hands of devils.Copy !req
896. We pray, one day,Copy !req
897. she'll find her way home
to us.Copy !req
898. Amen.Copy !req
899. Bless you, bless you.Copy !req
900. What do you reckon
happened, Sheriff?Copy !req
901. How the hell
should I know?Copy !req
902. Hey, boss.Copy !req
903. One of the boys
found this inside.Copy !req
904. What do you think is on it?Copy !req
905. Well, by the looks
of everythin'...Copy !req
906. I'd say one goddamn fucked up
horror picture.Copy !req