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2. We come together today...Copy !req
3. In dark times such as these,Copy !req
4. we must all rememberCopy !req
5. to look
to the Lord for guidance.Copy !req
6. Submit yourselves,
then, to God.Copy !req
7. Amen.Copy !req
8. Resist the Devil...Copy !req
9. and he will flee from you.Copy !req
10. I regret to sayCopy !req
11. I know the powers
of Satan firsthand.Copy !req
12. Our very own daughter
was takenCopy !req
13. by perverts and swindlersCopy !req
14. and let fall
into a world of sin.Copy !req
15. Sheriff?Copy !req
16. I hope...Copy !req
17. You ought to come take
a look at this.Copy !req
18. My God.Copy !req
19. Go easy on that stuff,
will ya?Copy !req
20. You know what they sayCopy !req
21. about too much
of a good thing...Copy !req
22. Give me some sugar.Copy !req
23. You're special.Copy !req
24. There ain't nobody else
out there like you.Copy !req
25. Now giddyup.Copy !req
26. Time is money.
Everybody is waiting.Copy !req
27. You're a fucking sex symbol.Copy !req
28. Highs in the low...Copy !req
29. America needs Jesus...Copy !req
30. Maxine.Copy !req
31. "The Farmer's Daughters."Copy !req
32. Oh, hot damn.
Look-it, there I am.Copy !req
33. Wow.Copy !req
34. Hollywood, here we come.Copy !req
35. No, ma'am.
We don't need Hollywood.Copy !req
36. These type of pictures
turn regular folks into stars.Copy !req
37. We're gonna do it
all ourselves.Copy !req
38. - Ain't that right, RJ?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
39. Finally,
a level playing field for people like us.Copy !req
40. I don't know, Wayne.Copy !req
41. Sounds an awful lot
like what you saidCopy !req
42. about The Topless Carwash.Copy !req
43. You remember that?Copy !req
44. Yeah.
And had the IRS not hadCopy !req
45. a goddamn personal vendetta
against me,Copy !req
46. that would've panned out
beautifully.Copy !req
47. Uh-huh.Copy !req
48. Well, you know
I'm always game.Copy !req
49. My American Dream
is not unreasonable.Copy !req
50. I just want a paid-for house
with a big ole pool,Copy !req
51. so I can float around
with my knees in the breezeCopy !req
52. and tan these titties.Copy !req
53. What? I was dealt a good hand.Copy !req
54. People spend a lot of money
to look at what God gave me.Copy !req
55. Be a sin
not to take care of 'em.Copy !req
56. Mmm.Copy !req
57. Yes, it sure would.Copy !req
58. What about you, Maxine?Copy !req
59. What's your American Dream?Copy !req
60. Hmm.Copy !req
61. Hurry it up, we aren't
gonna be long in there.Copy !req
62. If this kid I picked up
from the universityCopy !req
63. can put it together
like he says,Copy !req
64. our days of struggling
may soon be over.Copy !req
65. We do even half the numbers
of Debbie Does Dallas,Copy !req
66. I'm outta the red for good.Copy !req
67. Hell, let's make
a picture a week, then.Copy !req
68. Patience, darlin'.Copy !req
69. I've been being patient
my whole life.Copy !req
70. Well, that's the thing
about being patient.Copy !req
71. - I need to be famous, Wayne.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
72. I'm ready
for the high life.Copy !req
73. I'm sick and tired of
never gettin' what I want.Copy !req
74. Well, you help me keep those
jokers in line out there,Copy !req
75. I'll make sure you get
everything your heart desires.Copy !req
76. You better have.Copy !req
77. I don't wanna worry
no more, Wayne.Copy !req
78. I deserve nice things.
I have cosmopolitan taste.Copy !req
79. - Don't I know it.
- I mean it.Copy !req
80. I want the whole world
to know my name.Copy !req
81. Like Lynda Carter
or some shit.Copy !req
82. Hey, everyone with a pulseCopy !req
83. is gonna lust
after a piece of Maxine MinxCopy !req
84. once they see what you can do.Copy !req
85. You know why?Copy !req
86. Why?Copy !req
87. 'Cause you got
that X factor.Copy !req
88. Fuckin'-A-right.Copy !req
89. Now, mosey on over thereCopy !req
90. and grab us some Wonder
Bread, Wonder Woman.Copy !req
91. I don't
like his girlfriend.Copy !req
92. You don't like
anybody's girlfriend.Copy !req
93. She hardly says a word.
She just stares at everyone.Copy !req
94. Well, she's shy.Copy !req
95. Probably ain't never seen
nobody like us before.Copy !req
96. People who stare
give me the heebie-jeebies.Copy !req
97. Better get used to thatCopy !req
98. if you're gonna be
in the movies.Copy !req
99. Your little boyfriend
is cute.Copy !req
100. You help him
with all his films?Copy !req
101. Sometimes, yeah.Copy !req
102. Is that your boyfriend?Copy !req
103. Sometimes, yeah.Copy !req
104. Hey, how come you don't gotta
film none of this in order?Copy !req
105. Well, once I have it all
in the can,Copy !req
106. I can rearrange it
however I want.Copy !req
107. No shit.Copy !req
108. I actually intend
on experimentingCopy !req
109. a lot with
the film's editing.Copy !req
110. Giving it a certain sense
of the avant-garde,Copy !req
111. like they're doing in France.Copy !req
112. It's classier that way.Copy !req
113. And it's a good trick
to disguise the low budget.Copy !req
114. All right,
let's slate it.Copy !req
115. And hit it.Copy !req
116. All right,
go ahead and fill her up.Copy !req
117. You know,Copy !req
118. if you tilt the camera upCopy !req
119. from the nozzle...Copy !req
120. it'll look
like he's using his cock.Copy !req
121. See? I got good sense, too.Copy !req
122. How come
we couldn't doCopy !req
123. any of this filming
in Houston?Copy !req
124. Ain't they got
plenty of farms?Copy !req
125. Well, this county
raised property taxes,Copy !req
126. a little bit of cash
goes a long way out here.Copy !req
127. Most older folks
can't competeCopy !req
128. with the bigger outfits
no more.Copy !req
129. Now, we're not the only ones
trying to make a buck.Copy !req
130. Kidnappers, murderers,Copy !req
131. sex fiends...Copy !req
132. All the resultCopy !req
133. of our increasingly
secular society...Copy !req
134. Besides, it ain't
exactly somethingCopy !req
135. I wanna advertise around town.Copy !req
136. You know how
some people can getCopy !req
137. when it comes to sex.Copy !req
138. Remember
what happenedCopy !req
139. in Sodom and Gomorrah.Copy !req
140. - Get what we needed?
- Oh, I got it.Copy !req
141. Thanks to help
from yours truly.Copy !req
142. - Got my smokes?
- Yes. God damn.Copy !req
143. I'm just askin'.Copy !req
144. Hey, if I'm gonna be
having sex for you,Copy !req
145. I'm gonna
need cigarettes.Copy !req
146. How's the script?Copy !req
147. I don't know.
It's all right.Copy !req
148. Does it matter?Copy !req
149. Hey, I don't wanna have
to wear a hard hatCopy !req
150. to make a livin', do you?Copy !req
151. No.Copy !req
152. Then don't you be
bringin' down the vibeCopy !req
153. of my investments.Copy !req
154. Negativity attracts
negative results.Copy !req
155. Winstons? You know
I only smoke Old Golds.Copy !req
156. All they had,
Bobby-Lynne.Copy !req
157. That's it.
I'm calling my agent.Copy !req
158. Just get back
in the dang van.Copy !req
159. Mmm-mmm!Copy !req
160. That's right.Copy !req
161. The deviants are
already amongst us,Copy !req
162. waiting for our sons
and daughters.Copy !req
163. So, heed dire warnings,Copy !req
164. and repent
before it is too late.Copy !req
165. He may be a forgiving God,Copy !req
166. but every man
has got his limits.Copy !req
167. Must be a bad wreck.Copy !req
168. Y'all stay safe out there.Copy !req
169. I'll be right back
with some more golden oldiesCopy !req
170. right after
this commercial break.Copy !req
171. 93.5, KBQB.Copy !req
172. the 60th anniversaryCopy !req
173. take place this Saturday.Copy !req
174. Don't miss your chance
to tour the entire state...Copy !req
175. - What is it?
- Oh, don't look.Copy !req
176. I hate blood and guts.Copy !req
177. Just when you thoughtCopy !req
178. you'd escaped
the slaughterhouse.Copy !req
179. Yeah.Copy !req
180. Now, that's a bonanza...Copy !req
181. Was that the...Copy !req
182. This is it.
Our own studio backlot.Copy !req
183. Thank goodness.
I'm horny.Copy !req
184. - You're always horny.
- No, not always.Copy !req
185. It's perfect.Copy !req
186. It's really gonna
add a lot of production value.Copy !req
187. Y'all stay put
while I goCopy !req
188. and handle business
right quick.Copy !req
189. This wasn't I had in mindCopy !req
190. when I agreed to help out
on your film.Copy !req
191. Gotta start somewhere,
Lorraine.Copy !req
192. RJ, it's smut.Copy !req
193. When did you become
such a prude?Copy !req
194. I'm not.Copy !req
195. I just don't understand
why you're doing all this.Copy !req
196. Because it is possible
to make a good dirty movie.Copy !req
197. Who's that?Copy !req
198. Yes, sir. It's Wayne Galleroy.
We spoke on the telephone.Copy !req
199. Uh...Copy !req
200. Howard, right?Copy !req
201. You from the county?Copy !req
202. This here's private property.Copy !req
203. Didn't you see the signs
down at the end of the drive?Copy !req
204. Oh, easy, partner.Copy !req
205. Somethin's wrong.Copy !req
206. What'chu talkin' 'bout?Copy !req
207. You're trespassing.
The law says I can shoot.Copy !req
208. Sir, I ain't from the county.Copy !req
209. I'm from Houston.Copy !req
210. We spoke on Tuesday.
You remember?Copy !req
211. About y'all's boarding house.Copy !req
212. Oh, that's right.Copy !req
213. You're looking
for a place to stay.Copy !req
214. Well, you never can be
too careful with strangers.Copy !req
215. You had me
pretty nervous there.Copy !req
216. It ain't even loaded.Copy !req
217. Most of the times,Copy !req
218. just wavin' it around
is all it takes.Copy !req
219. Oh, yes, sir.Copy !req
220. I keep the same thing
in my glove box.Copy !req
221. Wow,
that's one ugly sumbitch.Copy !req
222. What?Copy !req
223. He is.Copy !req
224. Hell of a spread
you got here.Copy !req
225. We like it.Copy !req
226. You all right there,
old-timer?Copy !req
227. I'm fine.Copy !req
228. - She ain't much.
- She's gorgeous.Copy !req
229. Building was for soldiers
during the Civil War.Copy !req
230. They never saw
any action though.Copy !req
231. What about you?Copy !req
232. You serve?Copy !req
233. Flat feet.Copy !req
234. I did.
Two tours in South Vietnam.Copy !req
235. Had enough farmersCopy !req
236. tryin' to shoot me
for one lifetime.Copy !req
237. Know what I mean, Pops?Copy !req
238. Oorah.Copy !req
239. Oh, careful, Howie.Copy !req
240. Hot damn,
that's my future fianceeCopy !req
241. you're eyeballin' there.Copy !req
242. Been a whileCopy !req
243. since you seen
anythin' that nice?Copy !req
244. I don't recall
you mentioningCopy !req
245. you'd bringing
all these others.Copy !req
246. Now, about that...Copy !req
247. See, your ad said $30, but...Copy !req
248. I threw in a little extra
to sweeten the deal.Copy !req
249. I hope that's okay.Copy !req
250. I don't think
I like you, Wayne.Copy !req
251. In fact,Copy !req
252. I don't much like the looks
of none of y'all.Copy !req
253. Now, my wife is next door,Copy !req
254. so I would appreciate
a little discretion.Copy !req
255. I give you my word.Copy !req
256. You won't even know
we're here.Copy !req
257. That was
some stellar negotiating.Copy !req
258. You really do have
a knack for business.Copy !req
259. You keep jawin', towhead,Copy !req
260. I'll pull you off
the main stage for a month.Copy !req
261. Oh, but then, honey,Copy !req
262. you won't make
no money neither.Copy !req
263. How could you
just stand thereCopy !req
264. and let him talk
about us like that?Copy !req
265. Oh, calm down.Copy !req
266. Ain't no need
to harsh the mellow.Copy !req
267. It's harmless.
He's just old.Copy !req
268. His pecker ain't
probably been hardCopy !req
269. since before you were born.Copy !req
270. I'd hate people
like us then, too.Copy !req
271. He don't know
what we're doing, does he?Copy !req
272. So, church mouse,
you do speak.Copy !req
273. No.Copy !req
274. He sure doesn't.Copy !req
275. And I intend
to keep it that way.Copy !req
276. Now, I don't wanna give
the old codger a heart attack.Copy !req
277. Would you?Copy !req
278. It's better to beg
for forgivenessCopy !req
279. than ask for permission.Copy !req
280. You know what I mean?Copy !req
281. All right.Copy !req
282. That's enough jabberin'.Copy !req
283. I reckon it's about high time
we cut to the chaseCopy !req
284. and we give the people
what they wanna see.Copy !req
285. What do you say?Copy !req
286. Fucking finally!Copy !req
287. Okay. Now...
Now flip her over.Copy !req
288. Ooh!Copy !req
289. Oh, yeah.
Fuck me.Copy !req
290. - Yeah.
- Fuck.Copy !req
291. That's great.Copy !req
292. Just scooch your chin up
for me.Copy !req
293. All right,
now slow it all down.Copy !req
294. - I wanna see the passion.
- Hey, kid.Copy !req
295. How about you just
point the cameraCopy !req
296. and stay in your lane.Copy !req
297. Let me do the screwing here.Copy !req
298. Yeah!Copy !req
299. Yes!Copy !req
300. Oh, my God.Copy !req
301. Now,
I may not know shit from ShinolaCopy !req
302. when it comes to filmmaking,Copy !req
303. but I know for damn sure
people are gonnaCopy !req
304. wanna see
what I just saw in there.Copy !req
305. Well, that's
'cause I'm not treatin' itCopy !req
306. like pornography,
but as cinema.Copy !req
307. That's what these other
adult films are lackin'.Copy !req
308. Whatever you're doin',
you keep doin' it.Copy !req
309. People's eyes
are gonna pop outCopy !req
310. of their damn skulls
when they see this.Copy !req
311. We're gonna be rich.Copy !req
312. Feel how hard my cock is.Copy !req
313. Oh, sorry, baby.Copy !req
314. Don't be standing thereCopy !req
315. like you're all proud
of yourself.Copy !req
316. I was born
for this line of work.Copy !req
317. Uh. You didn't
do nothin', dummy.Copy !req
318. It's called actin'.Copy !req
319. You good,
but you ain't that good.Copy !req
320. Fuck my pussy.Copy !req
321. Oh, you make me so wet.Copy !req
322. Oh, my God, you're so big.Copy !req
323. Aw, don't look so glum.Copy !req
324. You did just fine. Come here.Copy !req
325. I think I love you.Copy !req
326. Bless your heart.Copy !req
327. And action!Copy !req
328. Sorry to bother you, ma'am,Copy !req
329. but my van broke down
on the highway back yonder,Copy !req
330. and I was hopin'Copy !req
331. I could use y'all's phone
to call for help.Copy !req
332. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
333. I'm afraid we don't own
a telephone,Copy !req
334. but my daddy
will be home soon,Copy !req
335. and I'm sure he could give you
a lift to town.Copy !req
336. Would you like to come inside?Copy !req
337. Much obliged.Copy !req
338. Hello?Copy !req
339. Hello?Copy !req
340. Lemonade?Copy !req
341. Sure is hot out there.Copy !req
342. You must be awful thirsty.Copy !req
343. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
344. It's got a good taste.Copy !req
345. I should probably
get back now.Copy !req
346. My boyfriend gets real fussyCopy !req
347. when he don't know
where I'm at, so...Copy !req
348. Come with me
before Daddy gets home.Copy !req
349. I was young once, too.Copy !req
350. It was taken
right before the first war.Copy !req
351. Believe it or not,
my Howard served in both.Copy !req
352. He survived the trenches
and Omaha Beach.Copy !req
353. There wasn't anythingCopy !req
354. he wouldn't do for me
back then.Copy !req
355. That's the power of beauty.Copy !req
356. I was a dancer
in those early years.Copy !req
357. But then the war came, so...Copy !req
358. Not everything in life
turns out how you expect.Copy !req
359. Such a special face.Copy !req
360. Beautiful.Copy !req
361. Look.Copy !req
362. I don't know
what's come over me.Copy !req
363. I've never quite
felt like this before.Copy !req
364. If Daddy catches us,Copy !req
365. there's no telling
what he might do.Copy !req
366. What are you doing?Copy !req
367. You should go.Copy !req
368. It will be our secret.Copy !req
369. What will?Copy !req
370. Shh.Copy !req
371. Watch out!Copy !req
372. I've been looking
everywhere for you!Copy !req
373. Sorry.Copy !req
374. The kid says
we're gonna lose the light!Copy !req
375. Well, come on now,
chop-chop.Copy !req
376. You're not good.
Bluff it.Copy !req
377. You're a fucking sex symbol.Copy !req
378. I will not accept a life
I do not deserve.Copy !req
379. Are you ready?Copy !req
380. Let's go to work.Copy !req
381. Coast is clear.Copy !req
382. - Right...
- Sound speed.Copy !req
383. Okay, we're rollin'.Copy !req
384. Farmer's Daughter, take one.Copy !req
385. Action.Copy !req
386. I'm looking
for the owner of this farm.Copy !req
387. His daughter said I could
find him in here.Copy !req
388. You must have been
talking to my sister.Copy !req
389. Sister?Copy !req
390. - She didn't mention you.
- Not surprised.Copy !req
391. She's always been jealous.Copy !req
392. I'm younger,
get all the attention.Copy !req
393. Daddy never lets her
leave the farm anymore.Copy !req
394. He's very protective.Copy !req
395. Well, I was hopin'
he could give me a rideCopy !req
396. back to town
before it got dark.Copy !req
397. We shouldn't disturb him.Copy !req
398. It would only make him angry.Copy !req
399. You wouldn't like Daddy
when he's angry.Copy !req
400. I could give you a ride.Copy !req
401. We talked about this.Copy !req
402. Howard?Copy !req
403. Please.Copy !req
404. You know I can't.Copy !req
405. My heart...Copy !req
406. You were amazing out there.Copy !req
407. Now I know why Wayne
left his wife for you.Copy !req
408. So do I.Copy !req
409. Careful.Copy !req
410. Told y'all
she was somethin' special.Copy !req
411. X factor.Copy !req
412. Thanks, baby.Copy !req
413. What are you
looking at?Copy !req
414. Wait, come on now.Copy !req
415. No, Wayne.Copy !req
416. Anybody ever teach you
not to stare?Copy !req
417. It's rude.Copy !req
418. You got somethin' to say to me
or what?Copy !req
419. No.Copy !req
420. Well,
I do have a question.Copy !req
421. See,
she's interested, is all.Copy !req
422. What's on your mind,
church mouse?Copy !req
423. Isn't it strangeCopy !req
424. watching her doin' it
with him?Copy !req
425. It's just business.Copy !req
426. As long as the camera
is runnin'.Copy !req
427. So the camera
changes things?Copy !req
428. That's right.Copy !req
429. It's not real life, Raine.Copy !req
430. It's just a movie.Copy !req
431. I know that.Copy !req
432. Just sayin'.Copy !req
433. What about love?Copy !req
434. What about love?Copy !req
435. Well, don't y'all
believe in it?Copy !req
436. Of course we believe in love.Copy !req
437. How can you love someoneCopy !req
438. and still be
with other people?Copy !req
439. You think we don't haveCopy !req
440. no morals or somethin',
is that it?Copy !req
441. No. No, I just...Copy !req
442. Take it from me,
letting outdated traditionsCopy !req
443. control how you live your
life will get you nowhere.Copy !req
444. I don't know about you,
but I gotCopy !req
445. better places to be
than where I came from.Copy !req
446. Amen to that.Copy !req
447. And besides,
it's just sex.Copy !req
448. You can decide
who you wanna love,Copy !req
449. but not who you wanna screw.Copy !req
450. Attraction's
out of our control.Copy !req
451. It ain't healthy keeping those
feelings locked away inside.Copy !req
452. I seen you sneakingCopy !req
453. a few long peeks
at Jackson over here.Copy !req
454. - No, I... I wasn't looking...
- It's okay.Copy !req
455. He don't mind none.Copy !req
456. She's right.Copy !req
457. I don't mind.Copy !req
458. No offense.Copy !req
459. Everybody likes sex.Copy !req
460. It's a gas.Copy !req
461. We're just not afraid
to admit it.Copy !req
462. Queer, straight,
Black, white...Copy !req
463. It's all disco.Copy !req
464. You know why?
Because one day,Copy !req
465. we're gonna be too old
to fuck.Copy !req
466. And life's too short,
if you ask me.Copy !req
467. Roger that.Copy !req
468. The fact
of the truth of the matter is,Copy !req
469. we turn folks on.Copy !req
470. - And that scares 'em.
- They can't look away neither.Copy !req
471. That's right.Copy !req
472. We're like a foxy car wreck.Copy !req
473. Which is how I knowCopy !req
474. that this new home video
market is set to explode.Copy !req
475. Finally, people are gonna
get to see what they desireCopy !req
476. in the privacy of their
own homes, free of judgment.Copy !req
477. We're gonna give that to them
before anyone else.Copy !req
478. Porn ain't only gonna beCopy !req
479. - for perverts no more.
- Aw.Copy !req
480. Toast to the perverts.Copy !req
481. They've been payin'
our bills for years.Copy !req
482. Hear, hear!
To the perverts!Copy !req
483. To livin' a life
of excess,Copy !req
484. being young and having fun
till the day we die.Copy !req
485. To the power
of independent cinema.Copy !req
486. To living life
on our own terms.Copy !req
487. And never accepting whatCopy !req
488. self-righteous naysayers
have to say.Copy !req
489. Right on.Copy !req
490. I don't know
if I agree with all of that,Copy !req
491. but I did like
what I saw today.Copy !req
492. I didn't think I would,
but I did.Copy !req
493. Cheers to that.Copy !req
494. - You ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
495. I wanna do a scene
in the movie.Copy !req
496. What?Copy !req
497. I wanna be in the movie.Copy !req
498. No.Copy !req
499. Well, why not?Copy !req
500. Well...Copy !req
501. Because...Copy !req
502. No.Copy !req
503. Did y'all put her up to this
or somethin'?Copy !req
504. - No!
- Hey!Copy !req
505. Take it easy.
They didn't do nothin'.Copy !req
506. Nobody put me up
to anything.Copy !req
507. I've been thinking
about it all day.Copy !req
508. And...Copy !req
509. Well, I'm young.Copy !req
510. And if we really are makin'
a good dirty movie,Copy !req
511. then I don't wanna
just carry the equipment.Copy !req
512. I wanna be in it.Copy !req
513. Well, you can't.Copy !req
514. Says who?Copy !req
515. It's my film, Lorraine.Copy !req
516. I mean,
it wouldn't make any sense.Copy !req
517. We've already shot half of it.Copy !req
518. The story can't just suddenly
change midway through.Copy !req
519. Why?Copy !req
520. Because it just isn't done.Copy !req
521. What about in Psycho?
You love that movie.Copy !req
522. Well, Psycho is a horror film.Copy !req
523. And that plot was a MacGuffin
to build suspense.Copy !req
524. And I'm not making
that kind of movie.Copy !req
525. Oh, come on, RJ.Copy !req
526. Nobody's comin'
to see this film for the plot.Copy !req
527. They're comin'
to see tits and ass.Copy !req
528. - And a big dick.
- Lorraine!Copy !req
529. It's the truth.Copy !req
530. Why not just give the people
what they're payin' for?Copy !req
531. Because I'm making
something better than that.Copy !req
532. When did you become
such a prude?Copy !req
533. All right, hold on.Copy !req
534. I am the executive producer,
which means I get a word.Copy !req
535. So, why don't we just
take a step outsideCopy !req
536. before anythin' gets said
that someone might regret.Copy !req
537. You gotta back me up
in here, Wayne!Copy !req
538. I mean,
this situation is fixin'Copy !req
539. to get outta control.
It is awfully close.Copy !req
540. Relax.Copy !req
541. Hey, what is it they say,
"Life imitates art"?Copy !req
542. It's the other way around.Copy !req
543. Whatever, it don't matter.Copy !req
544. But you need
to listen to me, okay?Copy !req
545. Because you ain't been 42,
and I have been 23.Copy !req
546. And I'm gonna explain
somethin' to youCopy !req
547. about young women.Copy !req
548. Now, if she's serious,Copy !req
549. which I suspect she is,Copy !req
550. she's gonna do it
whether you like it or not.Copy !req
551. Now, you try to stop her,
not only is she gonna do it,Copy !req
552. she's gonna go on and do it
with God knows how many peopleCopy !req
553. in God knows
how many other films,Copy !req
554. and nobody wants that.Copy !req
555. The way I see it,Copy !req
556. you only got
one good option here.Copy !req
557. What, letting her get balled
by some man whore?Copy !req
558. Come on now,
Jackson is a professional.Copy !req
559. He ain't got no diseases
or nothin'.Copy !req
560. You just want more sex
in the movie.Copy !req
561. That ain't me, hoss.
She wants it, you heard her.Copy !req
562. Heck, if she does great,Copy !req
563. she gets famous,
maybe she'll take you with her.Copy !req
564. Wayne, you don't get it.Copy !req
565. Lorraine is not
like the others in there.Copy !req
566. She is a nice girl.Copy !req
567. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
568. No, I didn't mean it
like that.Copy !req
569. Oh, I hate to be the one
to tell you this,Copy !req
570. but ain't none of them
nice girls.Copy !req
571. To hell with this.Copy !req
572. She can have it.Copy !req
573. Let's see how far they get
without me.Copy !req
574. Good luck findingCopy !req
575. your own way out of here.Copy !req
576. What the...Copy !req
577. Ma'am?Copy !req
578. Are you all right?Copy !req
579. Sorry, I'm...Copy !req
580. Ma'am?Copy !req
581. What?Copy !req
582. How come you just did that?Copy !req
583. Why won't you look at me?Copy !req
584. Look at me
like you looked at her.Copy !req
585. What?Copy !req
586. I can show you
what I'm capable of.Copy !req
587. Stop. I don't
wanna see it.Copy !req
588. Maybe we should just go
find your husband.Copy !req
589. Help me.Copy !req
590. RJ?Copy !req
591. RJ?Copy !req
592. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
593. What's goin' on,
church mouse?Copy !req
594. It's RJ.
I woke up, and he was gone.Copy !req
595. I...Copy !req
596. You don't think he left me,
do you?Copy !req
597. Well, the van's still here.Copy !req
598. He's gotta be around
somewhere.Copy !req
599. Oh, hey, it ain't
like your dog ran off.Copy !req
600. He's probably just
processin' things, you know?Copy !req
601. Go on back to bed.Copy !req
602. I feel bad if I hurt him.
I don't wanna break up.Copy !req
603. Hun, you didn't
do nothin' wrong.Copy !req
604. He'll get over it.Copy !req
605. He just needs
to toughen up, is all.Copy !req
606. Come on. I'll talk to him
in the morning.Copy !req
607. Will you
help me find him?Copy !req
608. Please? I'm worried.Copy !req
609. All right.Copy !req
610. I ain't gettin' in the middle
of no more of this shit.Copy !req
611. RJ!Copy !req
612. Are you in here, brother?Copy !req
613. This ain't the way
to go about handlin' this.Copy !req
614. Oh, no.Copy !req
615. I'm sorry if I disturbed you.Copy !req
616. What are you
doin' out here?Copy !req
617. I'm lookin' for my boyfriend.Copy !req
618. Have you seen
my wife?Copy !req
619. No, sir.Copy !req
620. Two keys to keepin'
a healthy relationship.Copy !req
621. Never let a good woman
out of your sight.Copy !req
622. Never mention her weight.Copy !req
623. How do you think
I've been surroundedCopy !req
624. by so many beautiful females
my whole life?Copy !req
625. There's an art to it.Copy !req
626. Just like business.Copy !req
627. Fuck! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
628. Oh, fuck me!Copy !req
629. Oh, shut up, cheeseburger!
Go wander into traffic.Copy !req
630. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
631. RJ, you in here?Copy !req
632. I stepped on a nail.Copy !req
633. Come on out and help me,
for Christ's sake!Copy !req
634. I'm gonna catch tetanus
from this shit.Copy !req
635. RJ?Copy !req
636. Church mouse, that you?Copy !req
637. There's another light
down in the cellar.Copy !req
638. Can you go get it?Copy !req
639. Please. My wife is not well.Copy !req
640. It's very dark,Copy !req
641. and I'm worried she could fall
and break her hip.Copy !req
642. Downstairs.
You'll see my workbench.Copy !req
643. Found it!Copy !req
644. Hey, I'm locked in!Copy !req
645. Hey!Copy !req
646. Hey! Hey! Open up!Copy !req
647. What is it, baby?Copy !req
648. Thought I heard somethin'.Copy !req
649. Probably nothin'.Copy !req
650. Old habits die hard.Copy !req
651. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
652. Aye, aye, captain.Copy !req
653. Everything okay, Pops?Copy !req
654. My wife, she's gone missing.Copy !req
655. Missin'?Copy !req
656. She gets confused.Copy !req
657. It happens sometimes
after dark.Copy !req
658. Lot of firepower
for a missin' wife.Copy !req
659. It's for gators.Copy !req
660. I found her once
by the edge of our pond.Copy !req
661. If she was to fall in...Copy !req
662. Want some help?Copy !req
663. Not for self
but for country, right?Copy !req
664. Let me go and get my skivvies.Copy !req
665. I say we each
take a side of the perimeter.Copy !req
666. Cover ground quicker that way.Copy !req
667. I only got
the one light.Copy !req
668. No offense,Copy !req
669. but it's been a while
since you was deployed.Copy !req
670. I spent three nights face down
in a rice paddyCopy !req
671. scanning for land mines
and trip wires.Copy !req
672. Once a marine,
always a marine.Copy !req
673. If she's out here...Copy !req
674. I'll find her.Copy !req
675. I got nothin', Pops.Copy !req
676. Shit.Copy !req
677. What you doing
all the way in there?Copy !req
678. Oh, no.Copy !req
679. Pops, you okay?Copy !req
680. You in here?Copy !req
681. Help!
Help, somebody, please!Copy !req
682. Please help me!Copy !req
683. RJ!Copy !req
684. Help!Copy !req
685. Oh, shit!Copy !req
686. You scared me, Pops.Copy !req
687. Once a marine,
always a marine.Copy !req
688. Well...Copy !req
689. Your lady ain't in there.Copy !req
690. I can't give her
what she wants anymore.Copy !req
691. You don't understand
what it's like.Copy !req
692. You can still do
as you please.Copy !req
693. Say what?Copy !req
694. The last bohemian
that stayed here was the same.Copy !req
695. Traipsin' around
in barely any clothes.Copy !req
696. Enticin' my wife.Copy !req
697. Yeah...Copy !req
698. Okay, well,Copy !req
699. we better get back up
to the houseCopy !req
700. and find out what's goin' on.Copy !req
701. I know exactly
what's goin' on.Copy !req
702. Maxine?Copy !req
703. That woman was in my bed
touching me!Copy !req
704. You're just
makin' things worse.Copy !req
705. Help me!Copy !req
706. Somebody! Please!Copy !req
707. Nobody is comin' for ya.Copy !req
708. Get back down in that cellar
and be quiet!Copy !req
709. - Shut up!
- Help!Copy !req
710. - Hey! Somebody, please!
- Kidnappers, murderers,Copy !req
711. sex fiends,Copy !req
712. lurkin' where
we least expect...Copy !req
713. Help!Copy !req
714. - Somebody, help!
- ... in good Christian homes,Copy !req
715. right under our very noses!Copy !req
716. Jackson?Copy !req
717. Wayne?Copy !req
718. Where are y'all?Copy !req
719. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
720. Ma'am?Copy !req
721. Ma'am? Be careful!Copy !req
722. Step away from the edge,
it's dangerous.Copy !req
723. It's all right. Here, here.Copy !req
724. You're safe now, okay?Copy !req
725. Are you hurt?
I don't see anything.Copy !req
726. My nana gets confused
sometimes as well.Copy !req
727. I learned all about it.Copy !req
728. Believe it or not,
I've even thoughtCopy !req
729. about becomin' a nurse
one day.Copy !req
730. So...Copy !req
731. Okay. Why don't you
come with...Copy !req
732. Oh!Copy !req
733. What the hell
did you do that for?Copy !req
734. I don't need a nurse.Copy !req
735. Why should you get
to have it all?Copy !req
736. What have you ever done
except be a whore?Copy !req
737. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
738. You don't want my help?
No problem.Copy !req
739. I was just tryin' to be nice.Copy !req
740. You don't deserve
to be able to just flaunt itCopy !req
741. in my face like you do.Copy !req
742. It ain't my fault you didn't
live the life you wanted.Copy !req
743. Now move
out of the way, please.Copy !req
744. Move! You mean old ugly b...Copy !req
745. Bitch.Copy !req
746. Was that the one?Copy !req
747. You know I don't like blondes.Copy !req
748. Disgustin'.Copy !req
749. Lorraine?Copy !req
750. RJ?Copy !req
751. Uh, place is empty.Copy !req
752. What about
that other fella, Wayne?Copy !req
753. In the barn.
Stuck like the pig he was.Copy !req
754. Well, that's three down.Copy !req
755. Four.Copy !req
756. And I got another
kept up at the house for you.Copy !req
757. I don't want her.Copy !req
758. This one was different.Copy !req
759. She had something special.Copy !req
760. Like I did.Copy !req
761. Sick and tired of never
gettin' what I want.Copy !req
762. You know I want to give it
to you, Pearl.Copy !req
763. But I'm tired, too.Copy !req
764. I know.Copy !req
765. Tell me I'm special.Copy !req
766. Of course you are.Copy !req
767. I've felt that wayCopy !req
768. since the first moment we met.Copy !req
769. You were the most
beautiful woman I'd ever seen.Copy !req
770. Oh, not anymore.Copy !req
771. Always.Copy !req
772. Tell me I'm yours.Copy !req
773. That you still want me.Copy !req
774. Make me feel young again.Copy !req
775. What if my heart
can't take it?Copy !req
776. It can.Copy !req
777. Fuck me, Howard.Copy !req
778. Fuck me.Copy !req
779. Fuck me.Copy !req
780. Help!Copy !req
781. Help!Copy !req
782. Somebody, help me, please!Copy !req
783. Let me out of here!Copy !req
784. Keep your voice down.Copy !req
785. Don't tell me
to be quiet!Copy !req
786. I was locked in a dungeon
down there!Copy !req
787. These old people
are fucking crazy!Copy !req
788. I have to get
out of this houseCopy !req
789. before they kill me, too.Copy !req
790. We need to find the keys
to their truck.Copy !req
791. I never should have
listened to you.Copy !req
792. This is all your fault!Copy !req
793. Lorraine, we need
to stick together.Copy !req
794. I hate you!Copy !req
795. I hate you all so much!Copy !req
796. Lorraine!Copy !req
797. I told her to stay
in the damn cellar!Copy !req
798. That's all right.Copy !req
799. We don't need her anymore.Copy !req
800. We got each other again.Copy !req
801. Help me
drag the body inside.Copy !req
802. If she's in the house,
that's self-defense.Copy !req
803. That's the law.Copy !req
804. You don't
really believeCopy !req
805. anyone's gonna come
looking for 'em, do you?Copy !req
806. We ain't
gonna risk it.Copy !req
807. We need
to play this smart, Pearl.Copy !req
808. No sense in making a mess now.Copy !req
809. If nobody shows up
by tomorrow,Copy !req
810. we'll take the body
and we'll dump herCopy !req
811. in the pond with the others.Copy !req
812. Which reminds me,
we're gonna needCopy !req
813. to get Wayne outta the barnCopy !req
814. and sink him, too.Copy !req
815. She's heavier than she looks.Copy !req
816. Howard. Howard!Copy !req
817. Howard?Copy !req
818. Howard?Copy !req
819. Howard!Copy !req
820. Where are the keys
to the truck?Copy !req
821. - He's having a heart attack.
- I don't give a shit!Copy !req
822. - Where are the fucking keys?
- Well, now...Copy !req
823. - In the kitchen...
- ... here we all are...Copy !req
824. - ... under the lamp.
- ... together.Copy !req
825. Howard?Copy !req
826. We have reached a crossroad.Copy !req
827. With salvation...Copy !req
828. - Howard?
- ... or damnation?Copy !req
829. You're gonna rot when people
find out what you've done.Copy !req
830. The time is now.Copy !req
831. - What I have done?
- For if we do not take controlCopy !req
832. - of our own fate, the Lord...
- What about you?Copy !req
833. shall do it for us.Copy !req
834. You don't think I know
who you really are?Copy !req
835. I saw what you did
in the barn.Copy !req
836. You're a deviant little whore.Copy !req
837. We're the same.Copy !req
838. You'll end up just like me.Copy !req
839. Time to turn our backs on sin
and make the commitment...Copy !req
840. I'm nothin' like you.Copy !req
841. once and for all.Copy !req
842. You're a kidnappin',
murderin' sex fiend.Copy !req
843. I'm a fucking star!Copy !req
844. The whole world
is gonna know my name.Copy !req
845. I want
to hear you all.Copy !req
846. Say it with me now.Copy !req
847. I will not accept a lifeCopy !req
848. - I do not deserve.
- I will not accept a lifeCopy !req
849. I do not deserve.Copy !req
850. Hallelujah!Copy !req
851. Stop fuckin' starin' at me!Copy !req
852. Now, that's what I call
divine intervention!Copy !req
853. The Lord smiles on those who
accept Him. Praise his name!Copy !req
854. Glory be to Jesus!Copy !req
855. My hip...Copy !req
856. Help.Copy !req
857. Shh!Copy !req
858. You whore!Copy !req
859. You're not innocent!Copy !req
860. You're not special!Copy !req
861. It'll all be taken from you!Copy !req
862. Just like it was from me!Copy !req
863. I'll tell everyoneCopy !req
864. what you are!Copy !req
865. It'll be our secret.Copy !req
866. Divine intervention.Copy !req
867. Praise the fuckin' Lord.Copy !req
868. I hope that,
through my own admission,Copy !req
869. others may find the light.Copy !req
870. I wanna show y'all somethin'.Copy !req
871. Get a shot of this.Copy !req
872. There she is.Copy !req
873. My beautiful
little daughter Maxine.Copy !req
874. Lured into a life of sinCopy !req
875. by the very deviantsCopy !req
876. we warn of here
on a daily basis.Copy !req
877. From our lovin' home
into the hands of devils.Copy !req
878. We pray, one day,Copy !req
879. she'll find her way home
to us.Copy !req
880. Amen.Copy !req
881. Bless you, bless you.Copy !req
882. What do you reckon
happened, Sheriff?Copy !req
883. How the hell
should I know?Copy !req
884. Hey, boss.Copy !req
885. One of the boys
found this inside.Copy !req
886. What do you think is on it?Copy !req
887. Well, by the looks
of everythin'...Copy !req
888. I'd say one goddamn fucked up
horror picture.Copy !req
889. Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskullCopy !req