1. Some days, my childhood
feels so very far away.Copy !req
2. And others,Copy !req
3. I can almost see it.Copy !req
4. The magical land of my youth,Copy !req
5. like a beautiful dream of when the
whole world felt like a promiseCopy !req
6. and the lessons that lay ahead yet unseen.Copy !req
7. Looking back, I wish I'd listened.Copy !req
8. Wish I'd watched more closelyCopy !req
9. and understood.Copy !req
10. But sometimes you can't see
what you're learningCopy !req
11. until you come out the other side.Copy !req
12. Come on!Copy !req
13. Come on!Copy !req
14. Come on!Copy !req
15. I'm gonna miss out.Copy !req
16. I've seen this contestCopy !req
17. humble even the most
seasoned warriors, Diana.Copy !req
18. I can do it.Copy !req
19. Just do your best.Copy !req
20. And remember,Copy !req
21. greatness is not what you think.Copy !req
22. Pace yourself and watch.Copy !req
23. No!Copy !req
24. No!Copy !req
25. That's not fair!Copy !req
26. No.Copy !req
27. No. But...Copy !req
28. - You took the short path.
- But...Copy !req
29. - You cheated, Diana.
- No.Copy !req
30. But that...Copy !req
31. That is the truth.Copy !req
32. That is the only truth,Copy !req
33. and truth is all there is.Copy !req
34. But I would've won, if you didn't...Copy !req
35. But you didn't.Copy !req
36. You cannot be the winner, because
you are not ready to win,Copy !req
37. and there is no shame in that.Copy !req
38. Only in knowing the truth in your heartCopy !req
39. and not accepting it.Copy !req
40. No true hero is born from lies.Copy !req
41. Your time will come, Diana.Copy !req
42. When?Copy !req
43. When you're ready.Copy !req
44. Look to the Golden Warrior Asteria.Copy !req
45. She did not become a legend
out of haste.Copy !req
46. She did it through
true acts of bravery.Copy !req
47. Like patience, diligence,Copy !req
48. and the courage to face the truth.Copy !req
49. One day, you'll become
all that you dream of and more,Copy !req
50. and everything will be different.Copy !req
51. This world is not yet ready
for all that you will do.Copy !req
52. Welcome to the future.Copy !req
53. Life is good, but it can be better.Copy !req
54. And why shouldn't it be?Copy !req
55. Everything we've ever dreamed aboutCopy !req
56. - is right at our fingertips.Copy !req
57. But are you reaping the rewards?Copy !req
58. Do you...Copy !req
59. - ... have it all?Copy !req
60. Slow down, dude.Copy !req
61. No way.Copy !req
62. Dude!Copy !req
63. Welcome to Black Gold Cooperative.Copy !req
64. - Oh, my gosh. Guys!
- The first oil companyCopy !req
65. run for the people, by the people.Copy !req
66. Think about finally havingCopy !req
67. everything you've always wished for.Copy !req
68. Let's go!Copy !req
69. Hey!Copy !req
70. For a low monthly fee,Copy !req
71. you can own a pieceCopy !req
72. of the most lucrative industry in the world.Copy !req
73. And every time we strike gold,Copy !req
74. - you strike gold.
- Oh!Copy !req
75. No matter who you are,
no matter what you do,Copy !req
76. you deserve to have it all.Copy !req
77. Do you have everything
you've ever wanted?Copy !req
78. Aren't you tired of
always wishing you had more?Copy !req
79. - Hey, move it. It's my turn.
- Join me today.Copy !req
80. - Yes!
- Operators are standing by.Copy !req
81. You don't need a pile of money or
some business degree to get started.Copy !req
82. You don't even have
to work hard for it.Copy !req
83. - Good morning.
- Don't even think about it.Copy !req
84. At Black Gold Cooperative, all you needCopy !req
85. is to want it!Copy !req
86. We get what we want, and we go.Copy !req
87. - What do you want?
- None of this junk.Copy !req
88. Word is on the streetCopy !req
89. you got a nice little black market
side business going on back there.Copy !req
90. If you don't tell, we won't tell.Copy !req
91. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
92. Oh, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
93. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
94. Sir, are you all right?Copy !req
95. Gun!Copy !req
96. He's got a gun!Copy !req
97. Shut up! Please!Copy !req
98. Come on, dude. Can't hide.
Let's get out of here!Copy !req
99. Stop! Mall Security!Copy !req
100. No, no, you, you, right there!Copy !req
101. Right there! Freeze. Stop!Copy !req
102. Move, move, move!Copy !req
103. Chief, they're running up
the escalator.Copy !req
104. Hey! Stop! Freeze!Copy !req
105. Freeze!Copy !req
106. No!Copy !req
107. We have several armed
assailants running free.Copy !req
108. We need the police here, right now.Copy !req
109. Freeze!Copy !req
110. Freeze! Freeze!Copy !req
111. Whoa, whoa! Hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
112. No. Dude, dude, calm...Copy !req
113. - Get back, man. I'll do it!
- Hey!Copy !req
114. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
115. It's okay.
It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
116. What are you doing?Copy !req
117. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
118. - I'm not going back!
- No, no, no!Copy !req
119. Just chill out.
Just chill.Copy !req
120. - Stand back!
- Don't do it!Copy !req
121. No, no, no!Copy !req
122. Put the kid back.Copy !req
123. Listen to me.Copy !req
124. Listen to me!Copy !req
125. - No!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
126. Pull her back.
Pull her back in!Copy !req
127. I'm not going back!Copy !req
128. No!Copy !req
129. Gonna let her go!Copy !req
130. - No, no, no!
- No, no!Copy !req
131. What? Who? What?Copy !req
132. We won't be doing that today.Copy !req
133. Whoa.Copy !req
134. We... We... We should go...Copy !req
135. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
136. Hold tight.Copy !req
137. I hate guns.Copy !req
138. We've got to go now. Come on.Copy !req
139. Yo.Copy !req
140. I'm sorry, lady.Copy !req
141. - Shh.
- I'm sorry. Okay?Copy !req
142. It was his idea.Copy !req
143. And the authorities
still have questions.Copy !req
144. In fact, the first is
a real doozy, which is,Copy !req
145. who exactly even stopped this crime?Copy !req
146. If the story around here
is to be believed,Copy !req
147. it wasn't the police,Copy !req
148. but a mysterious female saviorCopy !req
149. that multiple witnesses saw.Copy !req
150. If this sounds familiar, it should.Copy !req
151. We've now had more than a
half-dozen similar sightingsCopy !req
152. across the greater D.C. area
in the last year.Copy !req
153. Which, of course, begs the
biggest question of today,Copy !req
154. who is this womanCopy !req
155. and where did she come from?Copy !req
156. Excuse me.
Are you waiting for someone?Copy !req
157. No. Just me.Copy !req
158. Taxi!Copy !req
159. Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't see you there.Copy !req
160. Hey, we could share, if you like?Copy !req
161. No, thanks. I'll wait.Copy !req
162. Oh, my.Copy !req
163. - Yeah.
- Hey, Jake.Copy !req
164. Jake, hi. Can you...Copy !req
165. Hi.
I know, walk much?
The latch of my...Copy !req
166. Good morning.Copy !req
167. Hi. Thank you.Copy !req
168. Diana Prince, cultural
anthropology and archaeology.Copy !req
169. Barbara Minerva.
Geology, gemology, lithology,Copy !req
170. and part-time cryptozoologist.Copy !req
171. Oh, wow.Copy !req
172. I kept busy in college.Copy !req
173. Sorry. It's these heels,
you know. It's stupid.Copy !req
174. I don't know why I was gonna wear heels.
Scientists don't wear heels.Copy !req
175. - Sometimes we do.
- Right.Copy !req
176. - Right. Those are cool!
- Have a nice day.Copy !req
177. I like those.Copy !req
178. Animal print.Copy !req
179. Do you want to get lunch?Copy !req
180. I, uh...Copy !req
181. Not now, obviously.Copy !req
182. It's morning.
But later today, or whenever.Copy !req
183. Like, around...
Like, at lunchtime?Copy !req
184. I have a lot of work today.Copy !req
185. - But maybe some other time?
- Oh.Copy !req
186. - Yeah, I'm busy today, too.
- Great.Copy !req
187. Ah! Diana, do you happen to
know who a Barbara Minerva is?Copy !req
188. Oh, hi, Carol. Hi.Copy !req
189. It's me. I'm Barbara.
Remember? You hired me.Copy !req
190. - Started last week.
- Oh!Copy !req
191. Gemologist?Copy !req
192. Yes. And zoologist.Copy !req
193. - We had a couple interviews.
- Yeah.Copy !req
194. Well, the FBI are gonna drop off
some artifacts later this afternoon.Copy !req
195. The FBI?Copy !req
196. - Yeah. Yes.
- They're coming here?Copy !req
197. The mall heist yesterday,Copy !req
198. apparently they were using
a jewelry store as a front.Copy !req
199. Front for what?Copy !req
200. Black market. Stolen jewels and
art meant for private buyers.Copy !req
201. But we could use your help
identifying one in particular.Copy !req
202. My help?
Yeah, I'll help the FBICopy !req
203. with whatever they need.Copy !req
204. Is that a yes?Copy !req
205. Yes. I would, um...Copy !req
206. - I would love to assist you.
- Wonderful.Copy !req
207. It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
208. We've met.Copy !req
209. Have a nice day.Copy !req
210. Bye, Diana.Copy !req
211. Okay, item number 23.Copy !req
212. Shoot. That's not it.Copy !req
213. Oh, the Empress of Siam.Copy !req
214. Originally found in the wreck of
the Nuestra Senora de Atocha.Copy !req
215. Wow.Copy !req
216. Sorry. I couldn't resist
coming to see.Copy !req
217. Oh, it's okay.Copy !req
218. Here it is.Copy !req
219. - What is it?
- Um...Copy !req
220. Uh...Copy !req
221. I can't tell.Copy !req
222. Some light.Copy !req
223. I think the technical term here
is "extremely lame."Copy !req
224. Um...Copy !req
225. It's... It's citrine.Copy !req
226. A classic stone used in fakes
throughout history.Copy !req
227. I can't imagine this is worth
any more than $75.Copy !req
228. What do you think?Copy !req
229. Fakes aren't my forte, but let me see.Copy !req
230. Mmm.Copy !req
231. Latin.Copy !req
232. At least it's an antique, right?Copy !req
233. Or a purchase from a stall
on the Ponte Vecchio last week.Copy !req
234. - Mmm-hmm.
- You never know.Copy !req
235. "Place upon the object heldCopy !req
236. but one great wish."Copy !req
237. You read Latin?Copy !req
238. Yeah. Yeah.
Languages are a hobby.Copy !req
239. So maybe it's, like,
a lucky charm or something?Copy !req
240. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
241. Strange.Copy !req
242. I really wish I had a coffee.Copy !req
243. You're funny.Copy !req
244. Hey, I got Erika a coffee, but she's
out sick. Does anybody want this?Copy !req
245. What?
Yeah, I'll take one.Copy !req
246. Ooh, hot!Copy !req
247. Hot, hot!Copy !req
248. Did you see that?Copy !req
249. Oh...Copy !req
250. Can you imagine?Copy !req
251. - If only.
- Hmm.Copy !req
252. So many things, I don't even
know what I would wish for.Copy !req
253. I do.Copy !req
254. Well, um, anyway, sorry to bother you.Copy !req
255. If you need anything, I'm around.Copy !req
256. - Oh, yeah, I'm good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
257. But thank you for...Copy !req
258. That's okay. It's my job.Copy !req
259. And I'll look into it more
when I have a chance.Copy !req
260. Okay.Copy !req
261. Well, thanks for...Copy !req
262. talking to me.Copy !req
263. I'm... I'm sorry, uh...Copy !req
264. I mean, I'm fine.Copy !req
265. You know, we could go
and grab early dinnerCopy !req
266. and talk about exactly
how lame that stone is.Copy !req
267. Really?Copy !req
268. Yeah, I mean, citrine?Copy !req
269. Who are they kidding, right?Copy !req
270. - So lame.
- Dorky.Copy !req
271. - Lame.
- Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
272. That's, like, the lamest of lames.Copy !req
273. Wow. You're so funny.Copy !req
274. - Oh. Thank you.
- Wow.Copy !req
275. I mean, no one's made me laugh
like this in such a long time.Copy !req
276. I mean, it's true,
I don't get out much socially.Copy !req
277. You don't get out much?Copy !req
278. No, not really.Copy !req
279. - No.
- I'm sorry. I'm just surprised.Copy !req
280. Because you just seem like
the kind of personCopy !req
281. who's, like, always out.Copy !req
282. Like, people are asking you
to go out all the timeCopy !req
283. and you live out.
You're just out.Copy !req
284. Like, you never get in.Copy !req
285. You just seem
like you'd be really popular.Copy !req
286. And I would know because
I've never been popular.Copy !req
287. You haven't?Copy !req
288. You're so personable.Copy !req
289. So... free.Copy !req
290. I mean, honestly,
I gotta say that I envy that.Copy !req
291. What?Copy !req
292. You envy me?
That doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
293. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
294. People think I'm weird.
They avoid meCopy !req
295. and talk behind my back when they
don't think I can hear them.Copy !req
296. I'm like,
"Guys, I can hear you."Copy !req
297. Barbara, my lifeCopy !req
298. hasn't been
what you probably think it has.Copy !req
299. We all have our struggles.Copy !req
300. Yeah, we do.Copy !req
301. Have you ever been in love?Copy !req
302. Uh... Yeah.Copy !req
303. - A long, long time ago.
- Mmm.Copy !req
304. You?Copy !req
305. So many times, yeah.
All the time.Copy !req
306. Often.Copy !req
307. So what happened?Copy !req
308. Where'd he go, your guy?Copy !req
309. He, uh...Copy !req
310. He died.Copy !req
311. But I still think sometimes that
I see him up there in the sky.Copy !req
312. He was a pilot.Copy !req
313. - Oh!
- He was all kinds of things,Copy !req
314. but he was great. It was true.Copy !req
315. I get it.Copy !req
316. Well, cheers to us.Copy !req
317. Wishing us better luck, I guess.Copy !req
318. Hey, Leon.Copy !req
319. Hey there, Barbara. Late night?Copy !req
320. Yeah. Going back to work.Copy !req
321. I wanted to bring this to you
while it was still hot.Copy !req
322. - Oh, you're too good to me.
- It's not a problem.Copy !req
323. Stay warm.Copy !req
324. Hey there, sweetheart.
You need some help?Copy !req
325. No, I'm fine. Thank you.Copy !req
326. 'Cause, uh,Copy !req
327. you know, you look as though you're
having a little bit of troubleCopy !req
328. walking in those heels, huh?Copy !req
329. It's okay. I wear
these heels all the time.Copy !req
330. Hey, come on.
Let me walk you home.Copy !req
331. - I'm not going home.
- Hey, I'm just trying to be nice here.Copy !req
332. Huh? Come on.Copy !req
333. Hey, hey. Hey, hey!Copy !req
334. - What are you doing?
- Hey, hey!Copy !req
335. Let go of me!Copy !req
336. - I'm just trying to help you!
- Let go of me! Let go of me!Copy !req
337. Let go!Copy !req
338. Forgot my keys. Lucky.Copy !req
339. - How did you...
- Simple self-defense.Copy !req
340. Used his own momentum against him.
I'll teach you.Copy !req
341. Honestly, it takes no power at all.Copy !req
342. Are you okay?Copy !req
343. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Good.Copy !req
344. - Thank you.
- Of course.Copy !req
345. Go home, okay?Copy !req
346. - Yeah.
- Good night.Copy !req
347. I do know what I'd wish for.Copy !req
348. To be like Diana.Copy !req
349. Strong, sexy,Copy !req
350. cool.Copy !req
351. Special.Copy !req
352. Oh...Copy !req
353. Oh, no! Oh!Copy !req
354. Sorry.Copy !req
355. Oh, it's okay.Copy !req
356. Barbara, thank God
you're good in heels.Copy !req
357. Oh.Copy !req
358. - Hey, Barbara.
- Hi, Jake.Copy !req
359. Wow. Looking good.Copy !req
360. - Oh, thanks.
- Yeah.Copy !req
361. This is our Earth Sciences lab.Copy !req
362. Oh, Barbara!Copy !req
363. Hi.Copy !req
364. Perfect.Copy !req
365. I have someone
I would like you to meet.Copy !req
366. - A pleasure, Ms. Minerva.
- Oh.Copy !req
367. Uh, it's "Doctor," actually.Copy !req
368. Um... Have we met before?
You look familiar.Copy !req
369. - Do the thing. Do the thing.
- No.Copy !req
370. Life is good, but it can be better.Copy !req
371. Oh, my gosh. From TV.Copy !req
372. Oh, my gosh.
You're the oil guy.Copy !req
373. - "The oil guy." I'll take it.
- That's right.Copy !req
374. Mr. Lord is consideringCopy !req
375. becoming a Friend of the
Smithsonian at the Partner level.Copy !req
376. - Oh.
- Which entitles him to a handfulCopy !req
377. of private tours of our facilities,Copy !req
378. and he asked for you by name.Copy !req
379. - Me?
- Well, what can I say, Doctor?Copy !req
380. Your reputation precedes you.Copy !req
381. And apparently we share
a passion for gemology.Copy !req
382. - Wow, okay. We do.
- I'll leave you to it.Copy !req
383. Uh...Copy !req
384. Oh, let me just drop this off
in my office,Copy !req
385. and we'll go.Copy !req
386. Oh! Oh, gosh. Don't look in there.
It's such a mess.Copy !req
387. So, I thought maybe
we could start upstairs.Copy !req
388. I love that ruby.Copy !req
389. Oh, no. Be careful with that.Copy !req
390. - What?
- That's very...Copy !req
391. Hey, have you seen
my friend? Where'd he go?Copy !req
392. - I'm right here.
- You are.Copy !req
393. Thank God.Copy !req
394. Oh, wait. You've got
a little dust on you.Copy !req
395. - Sorry.
- Hey, good morning.Copy !req
396. Oh, hi.Copy !req
397. - Hi.
- Oh! Uh...Copy !req
398. This is the one and only,Copy !req
399. Mr. Maxwell Lord.Copy !req
400. It's him.Copy !req
401. Life is good,Copy !req
402. but it can be better.Copy !req
403. He's from TV.Copy !req
404. Oh, I don't have a TV.Copy !req
405. Well, I have a great
relationship with Sears.Copy !req
406. I can get you a brand-new TV
by the end of the day.Copy !req
407. Nineteen inches.Copy !req
408. - No strings attached.
- I'll stick to the one I don't have.Copy !req
409. But thank you.Copy !req
410. Okay.Copy !req
411. You're so generous. Um...Copy !req
412. Headline... Uh...Copy !req
413. Mr. LordCopy !req
414. took a tour of the entire SmithsonianCopy !req
415. while considering partnership,Copy !req
416. and guess what he decided to do?Copy !req
417. Give his entire donationCopy !req
418. to our department.Copy !req
419. He's announcing it
at tonight's Members' Gala.Copy !req
420. It's going to be an amazing party.Copy !req
421. I hope you have something nice to wear.Copy !req
422. I actually tend to skip these events.Copy !req
423. I find that our benefactors with
a true eye towards philanthropyCopy !req
424. prefer to stay out of the spotlight.Copy !req
425. To let the museum's work
garner the attention.Copy !req
426. I agree.Copy !req
427. Except,Copy !req
428. I like to party.Copy !req
429. Oh, my gosh.
You're such a good dancer.Copy !req
430. - You like Latin dancing?
- I love it.Copy !req
431. I know that I'm a terrible dancer.Copy !req
432. No, I doubt that
you're a terrible dancer...Copy !req
433. No, I've got a hip injury
from high school.Copy !req
434. the shape that you're in.Copy !req
435. Great, so,Copy !req
436. - thank you so much for coming.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
437. You know, I really should be going.Copy !req
438. Thank you for the tour.Copy !req
439. I will have to see you tonight.Copy !req
440. See you tonight.Copy !req
441. Bye. Have a good day.Copy !req
442. I'll find you.Copy !req
443. What?Copy !req
444. I like him.Copy !req
445. Thank you, John.Copy !req
446. Ladies.Copy !req
447. Mr. Lord.Copy !req
448. Not now, Raquel.
My supplements?Copy !req
449. On your desk,
but Mr. Lord.Copy !req
450. Mr. Lord.Copy !req
451. Mr. Lord.Copy !req
452. Mr. Lord.Copy !req
453. Mr. Lord.Copy !req
454. Dad!Copy !req
455. How?Copy !req
456. How!Copy !req
457. It's your weekend.Copy !req
458. Yes, clearly.Copy !req
459. Alistair.Copy !req
460. Where's the pool, Daddy?Copy !req
461. It's not done yet, buddy.Copy !req
462. But it doesn't matter.Copy !req
463. You just have to be patient.Copy !req
464. I told you the pool,Copy !req
465. the helicopter,Copy !req
466. you'll have it all.
But remember,Copy !req
467. Rome wasn't built in a day,
was it? No.Copy !req
468. Hasn't it been a lot of days?Copy !req
469. Well, it takes time
to become a great, great,Copy !req
470. number-one man,
like your dad is going to be.Copy !req
471. Are you lying to your son,
like you lie to everyone else?Copy !req
472. Simon.Copy !req
473. These offices aren't ready
for guests yet.Copy !req
474. It's over, Max.Copy !req
475. I don't want to hear it anymore.
I'm out.Copy !req
476. Alistair, go wait with Raquel.Copy !req
477. Simon.Copy !req
478. I know it's hard to see right now,Copy !req
479. but we are finally right at the
edge of turning this thing around.Copy !req
480. "Turning it around"?Copy !req
481. There is no oil.
There never was.Copy !req
482. So how are you gonna turn it around?Copy !req
483. Get more sucker investors, like me?Copy !req
484. - It's called a Ponzi scheme.
- No!Copy !req
485. I have a big...Copy !req
486. There's something in the works.Copy !req
487. And it's no scheme.Copy !req
488. Simon, we have millions of acres
of potentially oil-rich land.Copy !req
489. You have oil rights on landCopy !req
490. that everyone else passed on already.Copy !req
491. Now, it didn't take much diggingCopy !req
492. to find that out.Copy !req
493. I should have
done some digging on you, too,Copy !req
494. Maxwell Lorenzano.Copy !req
495. Didn't take long to find out you're
nothing but a lowlife con man.Copy !req
496. I am not a con man!Copy !req
497. I am a television personality.Copy !req
498. And a respected businessmanCopy !req
499. - with a plan.
- Come on.Copy !req
500. - With... With... With a great plan.
- Oh!Copy !req
501. "If you can dream it,
you can have it."Copy !req
502. Something like that?Copy !req
503. You have 48 hoursCopy !req
504. - to get my money...
- You're going to regret this.Copy !req
505. - ... or the FTC gets
an anonymous report.Copy !req
506. - Loser.
- Simon, wait.Copy !req
507. Simon, wait.Copy !req
508. I am not a loser.Copy !req
509. He's a loser!Copy !req
510. And don't you ever believe
a word that man said.Copy !req
511. He's a liar...Copy !req
512. and he's wrong.Copy !req
513. And he will rue the day
he walked away from me.Copy !req
514. And you...Copy !req
515. You are going to be so proud
to be my son.Copy !req
516. Okay.Copy !req
517. You'll see.Copy !req
518. Everyone will.Copy !req
519. These are known for a terrific fit.Copy !req
520. Yeah, I'm just not so great with heels.Copy !req
521. Just try them.Copy !req
522. Come out and show me.Copy !req
523. Okay. Hmm.Copy !req
524. They do fit well.Copy !req
525. Ah.Copy !req
526. Huh.Copy !req
527. - Yeah, I like it.
- You lookCopy !req
528. amazing.Copy !req
529. Do you think it's too tight?Copy !req
530. I think it's just right.Copy !req
531. - Wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
532. I'll take it.Copy !req
533. Hey there. How are you doing?Copy !req
534. - Those shoes are incredible.
- Thank you.Copy !req
535. - What a beautiful dress.
- You look fantastic.Copy !req
536. Thank you so much.Copy !req
537. Dr. Minerva.Copy !req
538. You look breathtaking.Copy !req
539. Thank you.Copy !req
540. I... You know, we have to go to these
sort of things for work a lot,Copy !req
541. so I've probably worn this
dress a million times.Copy !req
542. Mmm.Copy !req
543. Um...Copy !req
544. - Actually, no.
- I...Copy !req
545. I just bought this today.Copy !req
546. I never look like this.
Um, not even close.Copy !req
547. Took me a long time to get ready.Copy !req
548. Biotin.Copy !req
549. You should try it.Copy !req
550. Makes you glow like a teenager.Copy !req
551. Reverses the clock.Copy !req
552. Never accept the limitations of nature.Copy !req
553. Yeah, no.Copy !req
554. Especially not
a beautiful woman like you.Copy !req
555. Oh...Copy !req
556. God, it's so loud in here.Copy !req
557. Yeah.Copy !req
558. Can we go somewhere?Copy !req
559. - Just me and you?
- Yes.Copy !req
560. Hmm... Your office?Copy !req
561. Oh, wow! Look at all
of this stuff. It's so...Copy !req
562. It's so beautiful.Copy !req
563. Like you.Copy !req
564. What is that?Copy !req
565. Um...Copy !req
566. Uh, it's nothing special, really.Copy !req
567. But the FBI did ask me
to help them identify it.Copy !req
568. Wow.Copy !req
569. Though it certainly
has me stumped so far.Copy !req
570. Let me help you.Copy !req
571. Max is here. No need to be
stumped ever again.Copy !req
572. I have a dear friend
in Roman antiquities.Copy !req
573. - Roman antiquities.
- Could give it a look, if you like?Copy !req
574. It is Latin, isn't it?Copy !req
575. I really shouldn't let it
go out of the museum.Copy !req
576. - Hey there, beautiful.
- No, thank you. Excuse me.Copy !req
577. Oh, Diana.Copy !req
578. Hoping I'd see you.Copy !req
579. Hey, do you know
I'm at the White House now?Copy !req
580. Yeah, that's right. Interning,
but requested by name, so...Copy !req
581. Listen, I've had my eyes on you
for some time.Copy !req
582. - So if you ever need...
- That's great, Carl.Copy !req
583. Diana.Copy !req
584. Excuse me, I don't even know you,
so please stop following me.Copy !req
585. - Good night.
- But...Copy !req
586. I wish we had more time.Copy !req
587. Why did you say that?Copy !req
588. Don't say that to me.Copy !req
589. You don't even know me.Copy !req
590. Yes, I do.Copy !req
591. I can save today...Copy !req
592. but you can save the world.Copy !req
593. Steve?Copy !req
594. Diana.Copy !req
595. But how?Copy !req
596. I don't know.Copy !req
597. Oh, my God.Copy !req
598. It's you.Copy !req
599. I missed you.Copy !req
600. So what do you remember?Copy !req
601. I remember...Copy !req
602. I remember taking the plane up...Copy !req
603. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
604. and then...Copy !req
605. nothing, really.Copy !req
606. Nothing.Copy !req
607. But somehow, I know
I've been someplace since then.Copy !req
608. Someplace that's, uh...Copy !req
609. I can't really put words to it.Copy !req
610. But it's... It's good.Copy !req
611. And then I, uh...
I woke up here.Copy !req
612. Where?Copy !req
613. I ended up in a bed. Uh...Copy !req
614. Strange, strange pillow bed with slats.Copy !req
615. - A futon, yeah.
- A futon?Copy !req
616. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
617. Well, not comfortable.
And really a bit backwardsCopy !req
618. if I'm being really honest with you.Copy !req
619. I mean, for a futuristic time
like this. Nineteen...Copy !req
620. Eighty-four. 1984.Copy !req
621. That's amazing.Copy !req
622. Would you like to see my futon?Copy !req
623. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
624. You don't have to tell me.Copy !req
625. The place is a mess.
Cheese on demand.Copy !req
626. I spent all morning
cleaning his bedroom,Copy !req
627. but he seems to me to be an engineer.Copy !req
628. Lots of pictures of himself.Copy !req
629. Not what I would do,
but to each his own.Copy !req
630. Oh, so this is how you found me.Copy !req
631. Yeah, the phone book.Copy !req
632. I guess some things
are just future-proof.Copy !req
633. So you went to my apartment?Copy !req
634. Yeah, I tried to use the bike at first.Copy !req
635. I couldn't really figure out
how to get it going,Copy !req
636. so I ran over and saw you come back.Copy !req
637. And I was stunned.Copy !req
638. There you were.Copy !req
639. So I just, uh...Copy !req
640. followed you, like a creep.Copy !req
641. Diana, look at you. It's...Copy !req
642. It's like not one day has passed.Copy !req
643. I can't say the same thing about you.Copy !req
644. Right, right, right.
Right.Copy !req
645. Yeah, he's, uh...Copy !req
646. He's got it.Copy !req
647. No, I like him.Copy !req
648. He's great, but all I see is you.Copy !req
649. "One great wish."
I've been waiting.Copy !req
650. I wish to be you.Copy !req
651. The Dreamstone itself.Copy !req
652. Hi.Copy !req
653. Come here.Copy !req
654. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
655. Been eating Pop-Tarts
all morning,Copy !req
656. and I've had about
three pots of coffee.Copy !req
657. This place is amazing.Copy !req
658. - This place?
- Yeah.Copy !req
659. You know, if I really think about it,Copy !req
660. I don't think I've ever been
in a room more amazing.Copy !req
661. - It's true.
- Yeah.Copy !req
662. This room is the most amazing placeCopy !req
663. I've ever been in, in my entire life.Copy !req
664. It's the most amazing place, right?Copy !req
665. So let's stay. We shouldn't go.Copy !req
666. - I really don't want to.
- So, let's not.Copy !req
667. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
668. Let's just stay here.Copy !req
669. Forever.Copy !req
670. Although...Copy !req
671. I should probably go and figure outCopy !req
672. how a stone brought my boyfriend
back in someone else's body.Copy !req
673. That's a fair point. Let's go.Copy !req
674. Whoa.Copy !req
675. Mr. Stagg?Copy !req
676. Thank you, Belinda.Copy !req
677. Oh, God.Copy !req
678. You'd better be here with my money.Copy !req
679. I'll have your money, Simon.
Today, I'm here for an apology.Copy !req
680. Are you out of your mind?
I'm not going to apologize.Copy !req
681. I'm sorry.Copy !req
682. I messed up. I messed up.Copy !req
683. I lied.Copy !req
684. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
685. You know, the truth is, I knew we
were going to sink a long time ago.Copy !req
686. The wells were coming up dry.Copy !req
687. And no data suggested
that was going to change.Copy !req
688. I should have folded then.Copy !req
689. But all the people that bought
in, that believed in me.Copy !req
690. - I wanted to do right.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
691. Max, look, you don't have to...Copy !req
692. Simon, don't you understand
that I wished for better?Copy !req
693. That with every ounce of my being,Copy !req
694. I wished that Black Gold would
change the world for all of us.Copy !req
695. And I know you wished that, too.Copy !req
696. Of course I wished that, too.Copy !req
697. Then your wish is granted.Copy !req
698. And in return,
I'll take all of your shares...Copy !req
699. and full control of Black Gold,Copy !req
700. after you are somehow magically
removed from my path...Copy !req
701. - You're gonna what?
- ... forever.Copy !req
702. Max!Copy !req
703. Hey, Max!Copy !req
704. - Get back here! Max!
- Ow.Copy !req
705. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
706. We have a warrant for Simon Stagg.Copy !req
707. My word. Are we in danger?Copy !req
708. No, sir.
Federal taxation crime.Copy !req
709. It doesn't concern you.
Move along.Copy !req
710. Send them through.Copy !req
711. - Okay. Follow me.
- Let's go, guys.Copy !req
712. Ooh.Copy !req
713. So you said a stone
started all of this?Copy !req
714. Yeah, that's what we need
to go and find out.Copy !req
715. I mean, it must have done something.Copy !req
716. This is dynamite.Copy !req
717. What do you think?Copy !req
718. - Yeah. Yeah...
- Huh? Right?Copy !req
719. I saw a couple of magazine pictures.
They roll these up.Copy !req
720. I think we can do better.Copy !req
721. Look at all the pockets in this.
There are pockets here.Copy !req
722. There are pockets all over the pant.Copy !req
723. American issue bag, adjustable.Copy !req
724. Parachute pants?Copy !req
725. - Yeah. Uh...
- Does everybody parachute now?Copy !req
726. You know, I'm not so keen on this one.Copy !req
727. I figure you are, but you
know what, I'm ready to go.Copy !req
728. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
729. - Right?
- No.Copy !req
730. - You're not even giving it a second.
- It's not good.Copy !req
731. "Too much" in a good way
or a bad way? Right?Copy !req
732. - In a bad way.
- Oh.Copy !req
733. Now that's great.Copy !req
734. It's beautiful.Copy !req
735. Yeah. I would absolutely
never wear it.Copy !req
736. - I feel like a pirate.
- Steve.Copy !req
737. Who would wear this?Copy !req
738. Diana,Copy !req
739. have you seen these shoes?Copy !req
740. - Let's keep the shoes.
- Let's keep the shoes. Yes!Copy !req
741. - Let's keep the shoes.
- Yes!Copy !req
742. This is a special one, okay?Copy !req
743. - Let's do this together.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
744. One foot after the other.Copy !req
745. Now stay on this one.Copy !req
746. Go to the middle.Copy !req
747. No, Steve...Copy !req
748. Steve, you're gonna fall.Copy !req
749. I really thought I was gonna fall.Copy !req
750. What's up?Copy !req
751. This is break dance.Copy !req
752. - Dancing?
- Yeah.Copy !req
753. - Whoa!
- Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
754. - It's fine. It's just a move.
- Yeah? Oh.Copy !req
755. It's nothing.Copy !req
756. It's all art.Copy !req
757. Yeah.Copy !req
758. Uh... That's just a trash can.Copy !req
759. It's just a trash can.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
760. Is that a plane?Copy !req
761. Come on.
I want to show you something.Copy !req
762. This is incredible!Copy !req
763. And every time we strike gold,Copy !req
764. - you strike gold.Copy !req
765. Think about finally having
everything you've always wished for.Copy !req
766. Raquel?Copy !req
767. Raquel?Copy !req
768. Black Gold.
Can you hold, please?Copy !req
769. Black Gold. Yes. Hold, please.Copy !req
770. - Raquel?
- Hold, please.Copy !req
771. The wells struck pay!Copy !req
772. - Which ones?
- All of them.Copy !req
773. And the investors
heard about it somehow.Copy !req
774. They're calling to up their buys.
Their friends are calling to buy in.Copy !req
775. New investors are calling
out of thin air.Copy !req
776. Hold on, please.
I need more help.Copy !req
777. - Black Gold. Can you hold, please?
- I'll get you help.Copy !req
778. Tell me again.
You wish you had more help?Copy !req
779. Yes, I wish I had more help.Copy !req
780. There are just too many calls to take.Copy !req
781. Uh... Hi.Copy !req
782. I'm sorry to bother you.Copy !req
783. I'm meant to be interviewing
at an accounting firm.Copy !req
784. - You're hired!
- Oh...Copy !req
785. Welcome aboard!Copy !req
786. - Emerson.
- Emerson!Copy !req
787. Is this the employment office?Copy !req
788. Yes! You're hired, too!Copy !req
789. Mr. Lord,
it's Wall Street Journal.Copy !req
790. They want to interview you
about company's sudden surge.Copy !req
791. I'll take it in my office.Copy !req
792. And bring me my vitamins.Copy !req
793. So I did read
about four books last night...Copy !req
794. to try to get to the bottom of this.
And did find out, Roger, you were right.Copy !req
795. This is from the Song Dynasty.Copy !req
796. You were correct.Copy !req
797. And also interesting,Copy !req
798. I was looking at a couple of
encyclopedias last night and you...Copy !req
799. Thanks. Um...Copy !req
800. So funny, all this reading seems
to have cured my eyesight somehow.Copy !req
801. - Interesting fact which we...
- Hey.Copy !req
802. - Hi.
- Good morning.Copy !req
803. This is Steve. He's my, um...Copy !req
804. - Old friend.
- Yeah.Copy !req
805. Hi, old friend Steve.Copy !req
806. I'm Barbara, Diana's new friend.Copy !req
807. So what do you do?Copy !req
808. I'm a pilot.Copy !req
809. - Pilot? Isn't that...
- Can I speak to you for a second?Copy !req
810. Sure.Copy !req
811. So, I just wanted to speak
to you about that stone.Copy !req
812. The citrine one.Copy !req
813. - Do you have it?
- Uh...Copy !req
814. Long story, actually, about that.Copy !req
815. Max Lord came by to visit yesterday.Copy !req
816. Which was actually pretty great.Copy !req
817. I'll tell you
about it later. Um...Copy !req
818. I let himCopy !req
819. borrow it.Copy !req
820. What? Why?Copy !req
821. Well, Diana,Copy !req
822. he just gave us a huge amount of money.Copy !req
823. It's not like he's a stranger
or anything.Copy !req
824. Plus he has a friend who's an
expert, and I don't know...Copy !req
825. What do you mean?
How could you loan it?Copy !req
826. - It's not even ours to loan.
- Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
827. What are you getting on my case for?Copy !req
828. I've got 15 things in my office
more valuable than that stone.Copy !req
829. Do you know where he took it?Copy !req
830. No, I have no idea.Copy !req
831. Then I'll tell you what we find out.Copy !req
832. Let's go.Copy !req
833. - I like your pants very much.
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
834. Yeah. Call me.Copy !req
835. Or not. Whatever.Copy !req
836. But I'd be curious.Copy !req
837. Call the Black Gold hotline.Copy !req
838. Shares are not available
in the building.Copy !req
839. What are these people doing?Copy !req
840. Whatever it is,Copy !req
841. we're not getting in that way.Copy !req
842. Diana. Diana, this way.Copy !req
843. Have at it.Copy !req
844. Strong lock.Copy !req
845. Steve.Copy !req
846. - It's so dusty.
- Yeah.Copy !req
847. It's like a bomb went off.Copy !req
848. Whatever this is, he's been
looking for it for a long time.Copy !req
849. "Place upon
the object held."Copy !req
850. What is it?Copy !req
851. The language of the Gods.Copy !req
852. Which God wrote it, is the question.Copy !req
853. Thanks.Copy !req
854. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah. It's okay.Copy !req
855. I gotta go do something. Okay.
I'll talk to you. All right?Copy !req
856. - Hello?
—Barbara, I need your help.Copy !req
857. I need you to find outCopy !req
858. exactly where that stone was found.Copy !req
859. "Where" is what I need to know.
You understand?Copy !req
860. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm on it.Copy !req
861. Thanks.Copy !req
862. You look like you saw a ghost.Copy !req
863. I did.Copy !req
864. There were many GodsCopy !req
865. and they did different things
for different reasons.Copy !req
866. One was making objects like this.Copy !req
867. There are universal elements
in this world,Copy !req
868. and when they're imbued into something,Copy !req
869. they can become very, very powerful.Copy !req
870. Like my Lasso of Truth.Copy !req
871. The truth is what powers it, not me.Copy !req
872. The truth is bigger than all of us.Copy !req
873. But what is this?Copy !req
874. I don't know. Uh...Copy !req
875. Brought me back.Copy !req
876. Love or hope...Copy !req
877. maybe?Copy !req
878. Maybe.Copy !req
879. Well, whatever it is, I can promise you
this is too powerful for Maxwell Lord.Copy !req
880. We need to find this guy.Copy !req
881. Uh...Copy !req
882. Look at this.Copy !req
883. If this date's right,
he's going to Cairo.Copy !req
884. Cairo?Copy !req
885. Yeah.
Growth opportunity, you know?Copy !req
886. "King of Crude"?Copy !req
887. How is this so fast?Copy !req
888. You have a plane that can flyCopy !req
889. from here to Cairo in one shot?Copy !req
890. That is amazing.Copy !req
891. Yeah, but we can't get you on one
because you don't have a passport.Copy !req
892. I don't want to get on one,Copy !req
893. I want to fly one.
I want to fly the plane.Copy !req
894. I want to fly this plane.Copy !req
895. Yeah?Copy !req
896. Oh, my Betsy.Copy !req
897. Hey, Steve, this way.Copy !req
898. Yeah.Copy !req
899. Look at these gams.Copy !req
900. You wanna choose?Copy !req
901. This one.Copy !req
902. I like it.Copy !req
903. Okay.Copy !req
904. Okay. Uh...Copy !req
905. No.Copy !req
906. Uh...Copy !req
907. All right. Good, good.Copy !req
908. Fuel, fuel, fuel.Copy !req
909. Here we go. Engine.Copy !req
910. Here goes nothing.Copy !req
911. Oh...Copy !req
912. - Ken?
- What?Copy !req
913. There's an aircraft on the runway.Copy !req
914. What do you mean, "There's
an aircraft on the runway"?Copy !req
915. Approach, this is Tower.Copy !req
916. There's an unlisted aircraft
on the runway.Copy !req
917. Are you seeing this?Copy !req
918. - Can you get us up there?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
919. I just have to pick up speed first,Copy !req
920. and then I'll take off.Copy !req
921. The way I fly, they will never find us.Copy !req
922. - Oh, I forgot to tell you.
- What?Copy !req
923. Radar. I can't explain now,Copy !req
924. but they'll see us anywhere,
even in the dark.Copy !req
925. Well, will they shoot at us?Copy !req
926. - Well, shit, Diana.
- Right.Copy !req
927. - Diana.
- Wait. Shh! I know.Copy !req
928. I know. Focus.Copy !req
929. Focus.Copy !req
930. My father hid Themyscira
from the world,Copy !req
931. and I've been trying to learn
how he did it.Copy !req
932. Did what?Copy !req
933. Made something invisible.Copy !req
934. But in 50 years,
I've only done it once.Copy !req
935. Well, now's not a bad time
to start trying.Copy !req
936. - How long does it last?
- I don't know.Copy !req
937. It was just a coffee cup...Copy !req
938. and I lost it.Copy !req
939. Approach,Copy !req
940. the aircraft has vanished.Copy !req
941. Do you have eyes on it?Copy !req
942. An invisible jet.Copy !req
943. What's that?Copy !req
944. Oh, it's okay.Copy !req
945. It's just fireworks.Copy !req
946. The Fourth. Of course.Copy !req
947. The Fourth of July?Copy !req
948. Wow.Copy !req
949. I got an idea.Copy !req
950. You know, it's the one thing.Copy !req
951. The one thing
that's always been you to me.Copy !req
952. What?Copy !req
953. Flight.Copy !req
954. Your gift.Copy !req
955. I'll never understand it.Copy !req
956. Ah, it's...Copy !req
957. It's so easy, really.Copy !req
958. It's wind and airCopy !req
959. and knowing how to ride it,
how to catch it.Copy !req
960. How to join with it.Copy !req
961. Yeah.Copy !req
962. It's like anything, really.Copy !req
963. Great, thanks.Copy !req
964. Found the last one.Copy !req
965. This should keep you busy for a while.Copy !req
966. Anything else I can get you?
Coffee?Copy !req
967. Tea?Copy !req
968. Me?Copy !req
969. I don't need anything from you,
and I'm done.Copy !req
970. You're done?Copy !req
971. Hey, you don't have
to be mean about it.Copy !req
972. Hey, babe.
Where you going?Copy !req
973. No thanks.Copy !req
974. Ooh, you're pretty.Copy !req
975. Hey, slow down, sexy.Copy !req
976. You talking to me?Copy !req
977. Yep. I'm talking to you.Copy !req
978. Why don't you just
slow down a bit, huh?Copy !req
979. Come on, girl.Copy !req
980. I'd rather not.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
981. I'd rather not have anything
to do with someone like you.Copy !req
982. I'd rather you stop harassing people.Copy !req
983. Like me.Copy !req
984. Do you remember me?Copy !req
985. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
986. I remember.
Where were we, huh?Copy !req
987. No.Copy !req
988. No.Copy !req
989. She's right.Copy !req
990. It's not that hard.Copy !req
991. Yeah, I think I get it now.Copy !req
992. His body weight does do all the work.Copy !req
993. So easy.Copy !req
994. I thinkCopy !req
995. I could do this...Copy !req
996. all...Copy !req
997. night...Copy !req
998. long!Copy !req
999. Barbara?Copy !req
1000. What are you doing?Copy !req
1001. Mind your business.Copy !req
1002. Sir?Copy !req
1003. Your fortune the last few days has
been impressive, to say the least.Copy !req
1004. But why come all this way
to meet with me? Hmm?Copy !req
1005. To meet a peer.Copy !req
1006. A peer?Copy !req
1007. No, Mr. Lord. I only agreed to meet
with you because I was curious.Copy !req
1008. No one gets that lucky.
How did you do it?Copy !req
1009. On my journey
to self-fulfillment...Copy !req
1010. I lucked into a secret.Copy !req
1011. The secret of the wish.Copy !req
1012. So I wished for it.Copy !req
1013. Or someone wished for it for me.Copy !req
1014. Tell me what you wish for,
Your Highness,Copy !req
1015. and I will show you how it works.Copy !req
1016. I wish for things one cannot attain.Copy !req
1017. Like what?Copy !req
1018. All of my land to be returned.Copy !req
1019. My ancestral realm.Copy !req
1020. The Bialyian Dynasty.Copy !req
1021. And for all the heathens
who dare trod upon itCopy !req
1022. to be kept out forever, so
that its glory may be renewed.Copy !req
1023. You wish for that?Copy !req
1024. I wish for that deeply.Copy !req
1025. Your wish is granted.Copy !req
1026. And in return, I will take your oil.Copy !req
1027. You truly delight me.Copy !req
1028. You know so little.Copy !req
1029. I sold my oil to the Saudis.Copy !req
1030. You are a silly man.Copy !req
1031. Then I will take your security teamCopy !req
1032. and leave you here
with nothing to defend yourselfCopy !req
1033. against the wrath you most
certainly will face.Copy !req
1034. Stop! Stop the car!Copy !req
1035. What are you doing?Copy !req
1036. Stop what you're doing now!
I'm telling you.Copy !req
1037. I command you to stop!Copy !req
1038. Stop!Copy !req
1039. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1040. This unbelievable
and unexplainable wallCopy !req
1041. appears to somehow be the workCopy !req
1042. of Emir Said Bin Abydos.Copy !req
1043. The government is reporting
old rulings have emergedCopy !req
1044. acknowledging his claim to the land.Copy !req
1045. You okay?Copy !req
1046. I'm fine.Copy !req
1047. You keep saying that, but...Copy !req
1048. That was him!Copy !req
1049. That was Max Lord.Copy !req
1050. Get rid of them, please.Copy !req
1051. I got this.Copy !req
1052. What?Copy !req
1053. Diana!Copy !req
1054. The brakes still work.Copy !req
1055. Max Lord,Copy !req
1056. you're putting yourself and
everyone else in grave danger.Copy !req
1057. I need you to give me the stone.Copy !req
1058. What happened to it?Copy !req
1059. You're looking at it.Copy !req
1060. Whoa!Copy !req
1061. Steve!Copy !req
1062. Diana!Copy !req
1063. So who's the next
closest person with oil?Copy !req
1064. Diana. Diana.Copy !req
1065. My God.
What's going on with you?Copy !req
1066. A truly bizarre phenomenon that
is being called the Divine Wall.Copy !req
1067. What is happening?Copy !req
1068. It's an unexplainable eventCopy !req
1069. that now sees
Egypt's poorest communitiesCopy !req
1070. entirely cut off from their
only supply of fresh water.Copy !req
1071. An already tense situation now escalatingCopy !req
1072. as the Soviet Union announces they
will recognize the Emir's claim.Copy !req
1073. - Oh, no.
- The United States,Copy !req
1074. a longtime ally of Egypt, has declaredCopy !req
1075. their intention to side
with the government.Copy !req
1076. Bedlam on the home front now as wellCopy !req
1077. as the shocking news
that American businessmanCopy !req
1078. Max Lord has somehow
come into possessionCopy !req
1079. of over half
of the world's oil reserves.Copy !req
1080. The instability in the oil
community has resultedCopy !req
1081. in a nationwide run on gas,Copy !req
1082. - and experts are girding themselves...Copy !req
1083. Hello?Copy !req
1084. Barbara, it's Diana.Copy !req
1085. - Did you...
- Yeah. Uh, well, sort of.Copy !req
1086. I haven't figured out
exactly what the stone is,Copy !req
1087. but I've found historical images of it.Copy !req
1088. From where?Copy !req
1089. That's the weird thing.Copy !req
1090. From everywhere.Copy !req
1091. It first appeared in the Indus
Valley almost 4,000 years ago.Copy !req
1092. It popped up again
in Carthage in 146 BC.Copy !req
1093. Kush, 4 AD.Copy !req
1094. Romulus, the last Emperor of Rome,Copy !req
1095. he had it on him when
he was assassinated in 476.Copy !req
1096. The last record is in some
previously unknown dead cityCopy !req
1097. near Dzibilchaltun.Copy !req
1098. - The Mayans.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1099. Anyway, it just led me
to a bunch of dead ends,Copy !req
1100. and my last lead is not that promising.Copy !req
1101. What's that?Copy !req
1102. A flier I found.Copy !req
1103. Grabbed it at the embassy.Copy !req
1104. Some guy advertising
to be a Mayan shaman.Copy !req
1105. But he literally teaches a course
in a squat next to Galaxy Records.Copy !req
1106. - And he knows about the stone?
- So he says.Copy !req
1107. I'm gonna go there in the morning.Copy !req
1108. Okay, we'll meet you there.
And thank you.Copy !req
1109. What is it?Copy !req
1110. The stone has traveled the worldCopy !req
1111. to seemingly random
and different places,Copy !req
1112. - but they all have one thing in common.
- What?Copy !req
1113. Their civilizations collapsed
catastrophically.Copy !req
1114. Without a trace as to why.Copy !req
1115. You don't think the stone could have...Copy !req
1116. Do you?Copy !req
1117. I don't know what to think, Steve.Copy !req
1118. I can only hope I'm wrong.Copy !req
1119. Babajide?Copy !req
1120. - That was fast.
- Morning.Copy !req
1121. Hello.Copy !req
1122. One second.Copy !req
1123. So you're a Mayan?Copy !req
1124. What? I'm a citizen
of the world.Copy !req
1125. It says your name is Frank.Copy !req
1126. Yeah. Most of what I know
is a past-life thing.Copy !req
1127. So that's a no.Copy !req
1128. But to answer your question, yes.Copy !req
1129. My great-great-grandfatherCopy !req
1130. left me this.Copy !req
1131. I don't know everything about
it, but I have been warnedCopy !req
1132. I'm better off that way.Copy !req
1133. What I do know is,
it destroyed our peopleCopy !req
1134. in a matter of months.Copy !req
1135. The few survivors,
they buried the stone,Copy !req
1136. never to be exhumed
under any circumstances.Copy !req
1137. - Can I see that?
- Be my guest.Copy !req
1138. What?Copy !req
1139. What is it?Copy !req
1140. Dechalafrea Ero.Copy !req
1141. What's that?Copy !req
1142. A very bad God.Copy !req
1143. The God of Lies, Dolos, Mendacius,Copy !req
1144. Duke of Deception.
He's been called by many names.Copy !req
1145. But if he's the one
who empowered that stone,Copy !req
1146. there has to be a trick.Copy !req
1147. What do lies have to do
with granting wishes?Copy !req
1148. It seems more like a Dreamstone to me.Copy !req
1149. Wishes with a trick.Copy !req
1150. "The Monkey's Paw."Copy !req
1151. Beware what you wish for.Copy !req
1152. It grants your wish, but takes
your most valued possession.Copy !req
1153. Diana, your powers.Copy !req
1154. No, that doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
1155. What's more precious
than what you wish for?Copy !req
1156. How do we stop this?Copy !req
1157. The legend saidCopy !req
1158. it can only be stopped
by destroying the stone itselfCopy !req
1159. or give back what was given. My
people couldn't do the first thingCopy !req
1160. and refused to do the second.Copy !req
1161. Now the culture's destroyed.Copy !req
1162. Wiped from the face of the Earth.Copy !req
1163. - No one renounced their wish?
- But the stone is already destroyed.Copy !req
1164. What? When?Copy !req
1165. "You're looking at it." That's
what Max Lord said to me.Copy !req
1166. Maybe it's him.Copy !req
1167. He's become it somehow.Copy !req
1168. But how would that happen?Copy !req
1169. I mean, if he wished for...Copy !req
1170. No, that's crazy. No.Copy !req
1171. If we destroy it,Copy !req
1172. if we destroy him...Copy !req
1173. all the wishes go back.Copy !req
1174. What are you
talking about? No.Copy !req
1175. I'm not gonna be
a part of that. No.Copy !req
1176. Or if everyone renounces their wish.Copy !req
1177. No, there has to be a better way.Copy !req
1178. No.Copy !req
1179. She's right.Copy !req
1180. We don't know enough.
We just don't know enough.Copy !req
1181. But what we do know is that we need to
stop him before he grants any more.Copy !req
1182. Stopping him might
not be enough, Diana.Copy !req
1183. Wishes have been made.Copy !req
1184. Barbara?Copy !req
1185. Like I want any of these
people in the club anyway.Copy !req
1186. Can we tell them they're not invited?Copy !req
1187. No, sir.Copy !req
1188. - The FCC said we couldn't...
- Oh, the FCC.Copy !req
1189. The BBB, the FBD.Copy !req
1190. It's a conspiracy against my success.Copy !req
1191. They're jealous. That's why.
Who's next?Copy !req
1192. - Who's next?
- Well, everyone you asked for,Copy !req
1193. Lai Zhong, Mr. Khalaji,Copy !req
1194. - that televangelist who stole your slot.
- Mmm.Copy !req
1195. And you have Alistair for the night.Copy !req
1196. Alistair? Again?
How many weekends do I have?Copy !req
1197. What? What? When?Copy !req
1198. Tonight?Copy !req
1199. He's here already.Copy !req
1200. His mom is with her boyfriend.Copy !req
1201. Send in Mr. Zhong, please.Copy !req
1202. And buy Alistair a pony.Copy !req
1203. No! A race car.
Get him a race car.Copy !req
1204. Let's get to it, Lai.Copy !req
1205. Tell me...Copy !req
1206. what do you want?Copy !req
1207. What do you wish for?Copy !req
1208. - Me? Truly?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1209. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1210. The Soviets have sided with Iran.Copy !req
1211. Iraq is preparing to defend
ourselves, as unrest spreads.Copy !req
1212. And you need? What do you...Copy !req
1213. What do you wish for?Copy !req
1214. Consider the sex tape gone.Copy !req
1215. And God darn it,
if I have to keep doing thisCopy !req
1216. one by one, by one, by one...Copy !req
1217. - How's your health?
- Well...Copy !req
1218. Forget that.Copy !req
1219. But I will take
your entire congregationCopy !req
1220. and your time slot.Copy !req
1221. Let me ask you,Copy !req
1222. when they pray, is there any wayCopy !req
1223. I could get all of them to...Copy !req
1224. join hands with me?Copy !req
1225. And simply say, "I wish"Copy !req
1226. rather than, "I pray"?Copy !req
1227. Would that even work?Copy !req
1228. I don't...Copy !req
1229. I need to find a wayCopy !req
1230. to touch a lot of people
at the same time.Copy !req
1231. Sir. The police are here.Copy !req
1232. They're challenging the
jurisdiction of your security team.Copy !req
1233. Oh, God!Copy !req
1234. This isn't working.
Bring in someone new.Copy !req
1235. And my son.Copy !req
1236. You, beat it.Copy !req
1237. Alistair!Copy !req
1238. I've missed you, buddy.Copy !req
1239. Come. Sit down with Daddy.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1240. But, your dad is on the absolute
precipice of everything.Copy !req
1241. Remember when I told you
that I would be number one?Copy !req
1242. Do you remember? Your dad?Copy !req
1243. Well, I'm inches away. Huh?Copy !req
1244. I know it's hard. I know.Copy !req
1245. But listen,Copy !req
1246. I also know what you wish for,
and I wish for it, too.Copy !req
1247. Do you hear that?
I wish for it, too.Copy !req
1248. I just wish I could be with you...Copy !req
1249. No!Copy !req
1250. You don't use your
one wish like that, Alistair.Copy !req
1251. You don't wish for something
that you already have.Copy !req
1252. You wish for greatness, for success.Copy !req
1253. That's why I'm doing all of this.Copy !req
1254. Don't you see that my greatness
is your greatness? Huh?Copy !req
1255. Then I wish for your greatness.Copy !req
1256. No. No!Copy !req
1257. Thank you.Copy !req
1258. I love you so much.Copy !req
1259. And I promise you, one day,Copy !req
1260. everything is going to make sense.Copy !req
1261. And one day, you'll thank me.Copy !req
1262. But right now, I, uh...Copy !req
1263. Right now, I need you to stay here
with Emerson, okay? I'll be back.Copy !req
1264. You stay here.Copy !req
1265. You. You.Copy !req
1266. Yes, sir?Copy !req
1267. Don't you wish I had an audience
with the President today?Copy !req
1268. Of course I do.Copy !req
1269. And can I tell you how happy I am
that you value my opinion, sir.Copy !req
1270. Wait a minute. Have I asked
for your wish before?Copy !req
1271. Yesterday. A Porsche.Copy !req
1272. What is it with you aides and Porsches?Copy !req
1273. You!Copy !req
1274. Hi.Copy !req
1275. This way.Copy !req
1276. How's traffic?Copy !req
1277. Huh? Terrible.Copy !req
1278. Don't you wish it wasn't?Copy !req
1279. And that everywhere you went
parted like the great Red Sea?Copy !req
1280. Of course I wish that.
Sadly, ain't gonna happen.Copy !req
1281. Hey, you! Stop!Copy !req
1282. Come on in. It's not safe.Copy !req
1283. There's a riot at the Saudi EmbassyCopy !req
1284. and there are Porsches
racing up and down the street.Copy !req
1285. Come on. It's mad.Copy !req
1286. But my cows.Copy !req
1287. I told a man I wanted a farm.Copy !req
1288. I didn't mean here.Copy !req
1289. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1290. Diana, I know it's been hard.Copy !req
1291. You don't know. You don't.Copy !req
1292. But we...Copy !req
1293. It can't go on like this.Copy !req
1294. - I can't talk about this.
- We have to talk about it.Copy !req
1295. Steve, I can't talk about this!Copy !req
1296. I give everything I have, every day.Copy !req
1297. And I'm happy to.Copy !req
1298. But this one thing...Copy !req
1299. You're all that I've wanted
for so long.Copy !req
1300. You're the only joy I've had
or even asked for.Copy !req
1301. I am so sorry...Copy !req
1302. but that's crazy.Copy !req
1303. There's a world out there full ofCopy !req
1304. so many better guys, for one.Copy !req
1305. I mean, how about this guy?
How about him?Copy !req
1306. I don't want him. I want you.Copy !req
1307. Why, for once, can't I just
have this one thing, Steve?Copy !req
1308. This one thing.Copy !req
1309. I'm not sure we have a choice.Copy !req
1310. Well, I do have a choice.Copy !req
1311. And I can't give you up.
I can't.Copy !req
1312. So I won't.
So we need to stop himCopy !req
1313. so we can figure that out.Copy !req
1314. There has to be another way.Copy !req
1315. Has to.Copy !req
1316. Wow.Copy !req
1317. This is incredible.Copy !req
1318. What's that?Copy !req
1319. From my culture.Copy !req
1320. The armor of an ancient Amazon warrior.
One of our greatest.Copy !req
1321. It's huge. This whole thing?Copy !req
1322. What is it made out of?Copy !req
1323. Here. Let me show you.Copy !req
1324. Give me your hand.Copy !req
1325. What are you talking about?
I haven't lied.Copy !req
1326. The Lasso does more than
just make you tell the truth.Copy !req
1327. It can make you see it, too.Copy !req
1328. Her name was Asteria.Copy !req
1329. She was our greatest warrior.Copy !req
1330. When mankind enslaved the
Amazons, my mother freed us.Copy !req
1331. But someone had to stay behind
to hold back the tide of menCopy !req
1332. so the others
could escape to Themyscira.Copy !req
1333. My people gave up all of their armorCopy !req
1334. to make her one suit strong enough
to take on the whole world.Copy !req
1335. And Asteria sacrificed herself
for a better day for others.Copy !req
1336. That's...Copy !req
1337. That's incredible.Copy !req
1338. When I came here, I searched for her.Copy !req
1339. But all I could find was her armor.Copy !req
1340. What is this?Copy !req
1341. Where is he going?Copy !req
1342. Oh, no.Copy !req
1343. Diana, Diana!
What are you doing?Copy !req
1344. - Where are you going?
- Steve, I'm going. You need to stay.Copy !req
1345. No. No. Listen to me.Copy !req
1346. You're getting weaker, Diana.Copy !req
1347. - What if you fall?
- I won't.Copy !req
1348. You might. We don't know that.Copy !req
1349. There has to be another way in.Copy !req
1350. Everything okay, Mr. President?Copy !req
1351. Yes.Copy !req
1352. Something very strange. I...Copy !req
1353. I thought I was somewhere else entirely.
Suddenly...Copy !req
1354. Anyway. Hectic times.Copy !req
1355. Give us a minute.Copy !req
1356. Excuse me.Copy !req
1357. - Carl.
- Diana.Copy !req
1358. - Hi.
- What a pleasure.Copy !req
1359. Good to see you.
How have you been?Copy !req
1360. - Good.
- This is Steve.Copy !req
1361. Steve, this is Carl.
My colleague.Copy !req
1362. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1363. Shall we, uh...Copy !req
1364. Yeah, we shall.Copy !req
1365. I'm sorry, Mr. Lord.Copy !req
1366. In fact, I don't even know
what we're supposed to discuss.Copy !req
1367. Exactly that, Mr. President.Copy !req
1368. These hectic days, hectic times.Copy !req
1369. And you.Copy !req
1370. These aren't exactly my favoriteCopy !req
1371. of the busts on display here,Copy !req
1372. but it's a little picture of my top
ten, maybe top five at a push.Copy !req
1373. Oh, here's something up ahead
that will interest you.Copy !req
1374. These are floor tiles originally
laid by none other than Jan Lincoln,Copy !req
1375. a little-known descendent
of Abraham.Copy !req
1376. You're having some troubles?Copy !req
1377. Everywhere suddenly.Copy !req
1378. Cuba, Egypt,Copy !req
1379. even here.Copy !req
1380. But Russia...Copy !req
1381. - very troublesome.
- Mmm.Copy !req
1382. I appreciate your concern,Copy !req
1383. but all the money in the world
won't help us now.Copy !req
1384. It's not money I'm offering.Copy !req
1385. You.Copy !req
1386. You are a man of faith,Copy !req
1387. and I have been very blessed lately.Copy !req
1388. I want to share my blessing with you.Copy !req
1389. The power of positive thinking.Copy !req
1390. Now...Copy !req
1391. tell me, Mr. President,
what do you need?Copy !req
1392. And you're not speaking to me
here, but to the universe.Copy !req
1393. What do you wish for?Copy !req
1394. - What is there to wish for but more?Copy !req
1395. More nuclear weapons.
More than they have.Copy !req
1396. Closer to 'em.Copy !req
1397. If I just had that in place,Copy !req
1398. then they would have to listen to us.Copy !req
1399. A nice thought.
And I grant you...Copy !req
1400. Oh... Oh, my...Copy !req
1401. And you know what I'd like?Copy !req
1402. I would want all of your power,
influence, authority.Copy !req
1403. All the respect you commandCopy !req
1404. and the command everyone must respect.Copy !req
1405. I mean, what else is there?Copy !req
1406. Now, tell your people
I would appreciateCopy !req
1407. absolutely no interference whatsoever.Copy !req
1408. No taxes, no rule of law, no limits.Copy !req
1409. Treat me like a foreign nation
with absolute autonomy.Copy !req
1410. Very good, sir.Copy !req
1411. Right away.Copy !req
1412. What's this?Copy !req
1413. Global Broadcast Satellite.Copy !req
1414. Top-secret program
that enables usCopy !req
1415. to override any broadcast
system in the worldCopy !req
1416. in case we need direct contact
with the people of an enemy state.Copy !req
1417. So what does that mean?Copy !req
1418. You're taking over everyone's TVs?Copy !req
1419. How?Copy !req
1420. It uses particle beam technology,Copy !req
1421. just like the Star Wars program.Copy !req
1422. Apparently, it bathes the landscape
in a signal of particles that goes inCopy !req
1423. and fiddles with
any technology it touches.Copy !req
1424. New or old.
Broadcast whatever you want.Copy !req
1425. Very impressive.Copy !req
1426. You said "touches"?Copy !req
1427. As in the particles you are sending...Copy !req
1428. are touching everything?Copy !req
1429. It's a figure of speech,Copy !req
1430. but yes.Copy !req
1431. - That's how it was explained to me.
- I need immediate accessCopy !req
1432. to this satellite.
And a chopperCopy !req
1433. to get me there.Copy !req
1434. Yes, sir. Right away.Copy !req
1435. Well, aren't you resourceful?Copy !req
1436. Come with me before you do
any more damage, Max.Copy !req
1437. No. I don't think so.Copy !req
1438. Remove this woman, please...Copy !req
1439. permanently.Copy !req
1440. - Are you okay?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1441. No, Steve. You can't use that.Copy !req
1442. It's not their fault.Copy !req
1443. That's neat.Copy !req
1444. Barbara.Copy !req
1445. I can't let you do this, Diana.Copy !req
1446. Barbara. What...Copy !req
1447. - How...
- I can't let you stop Max.Copy !req
1448. You're not the only one
with something to lose.Copy !req
1449. Turns out wishing to be like you...Copy !req
1450. came with some surprises.Copy !req
1451. Hands up.Copy !req
1452. - Hands up.
- Hands up, hands up.Copy !req
1453. Hands up!Copy !req
1454. - Hands up!
- Now! Now, now!Copy !req
1455. Open fire!Copy !req
1456. Oh, how sweet,
defending your love. Huh?Copy !req
1457. What do you wish for?
Do you wanna be a real boy?Copy !req
1458. No.Copy !req
1459. Just not to be handcuffed
to you, but now I am.Copy !req
1460. I just learned that.Copy !req
1461. Barbara, stop!Copy !req
1462. Ahh!Copy !req
1463. Listen.Copy !req
1464. You have no idea
what you're dealing with.Copy !req
1465. I'm not what you think.Copy !req
1466. You can't possibly
understand or handle...Copy !req
1467. Oh, I can't possibly understand?Copy !req
1468. Oh...Copy !req
1469. Dumb little old me.Copy !req
1470. Dumb little, poor littleCopy !req
1471. nothing, nobody me.Copy !req
1472. I couldn't possibly handle it.Copy !req
1473. No, Barbara.
That's not what I'm saying.Copy !req
1474. Well, I'm handling it beautifully.Copy !req
1475. And I'm not giving it back!Copy !req
1476. Go.Copy !req
1477. Run!Copy !req
1478. Everyone, stand down.Copy !req
1479. Nobody hurts her.Copy !req
1480. They couldn't if they tried.Copy !req
1481. You've always had everything,Copy !req
1482. while people like me have had nothing.Copy !req
1483. Well, now it's my turn. And you
are not taking it from me. Ever!Copy !req
1484. But what is it costing you?Copy !req
1485. What is it costing me?Copy !req
1486. If it's the monkey's paw,
it takes as much as it gives.Copy !req
1487. Yes, you're strong...Copy !req
1488. but what did you lose, Barbara?Copy !req
1489. Where's your warmth, your joy,Copy !req
1490. your humanity?Copy !req
1491. You're attacking innocent men,
Barbara. Look at yourself.Copy !req
1492. Forget about me.Copy !req
1493. What is it costing you?Copy !req
1494. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1495. That's right.Copy !req
1496. Get used to it.Copy !req
1497. If you go after Max Lord...Copy !req
1498. or hurt him in any way,Copy !req
1499. I will destroy you.Copy !req
1500. Barbara!Copy !req
1501. Are you all right?Copy !req
1502. Room for one more?Copy !req
1503. Sir, you need to wait.Copy !req
1504. The President has a meeting right now.Copy !req
1505. We need to see the President.Copy !req
1506. He needs to be told.Copy !req
1507. - This is a matter of life and death.
- What is going on?Copy !req
1508. The Soviets' early detection
system picked up our new nukes.Copy !req
1509. What new nukes?Copy !req
1510. A hundred warheads just went
online, ready to launch.Copy !req
1511. They're taking this as an act of war.Copy !req
1512. Prepping to return fire.Copy !req
1513. Return? What?Copy !req
1514. We haven't done anything.Copy !req
1515. That's not how it looks.Copy !req
1516. And we'd fire for less.Copy !req
1517. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1518. You blew through that light right there!
You didn't even see!Copy !req
1519. How do you not see that?Copy !req
1520. Riots across the world eruptingCopy !req
1521. as America and the Soviet Union
end communication,Copy !req
1522. declaring war!Copy !req
1523. No one knows any more than that.Copy !req
1524. But as you can imagine
with what's at stake,Copy !req
1525. there has been madness down hereCopy !req
1526. in downtown Washington, D.C.Copy !req
1527. The national guard
has been brought in...Copy !req
1528. Attention! Attention!Copy !req
1529. By executive order, all civiliansCopy !req
1530. must immediately evacuate the
Pennsylvania Avenue corridorCopy !req
1531. between 3rd and 12th streets northwest.Copy !req
1532. It is the final days of tribulationCopy !req
1533. that is happening to us now.Copy !req
1534. Can you see
what your sinfulness has done?Copy !req
1535. Your greed?Copy !req
1536. You gotta do something!
You gotta do something!Copy !req
1537. Come on! This way! Come on!Copy !req
1538. Riley!Copy !req
1539. All units.Copy !req
1540. Riley!Copy !req
1541. We need help.Copy !req
1542. - It's chaos out here.
- Riley!Copy !req
1543. What do you want me to do?
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
1544. Somebody help me.Copy !req
1545. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
1546. Diana.Copy !req
1547. Diana, listen to me.Copy !req
1548. I had a great life.Copy !req
1549. Steve...Copy !req
1550. And you only made it better.Copy !req
1551. But you know what you need to do.Copy !req
1552. The world needs you.Copy !req
1553. - All right?
- No.Copy !req
1554. Yeah.Copy !req
1555. I'll never love again.Copy !req
1556. I pray that isn't true.Copy !req
1557. There's a wonderful,
big world out there.Copy !req
1558. This crazy new world.Copy !req
1559. And I am so happy I got to see it...Copy !req
1560. but it deserves you.Copy !req
1561. I can't say goodbye.Copy !req
1562. You don't have to.Copy !req
1563. I'm already gone.Copy !req
1564. I'll always love you, Diana,Copy !req
1565. no matter where I am.Copy !req
1566. I love you.Copy !req
1567. I renounce my wish.Copy !req
1568. It's easy.Copy !req
1569. It's only wind and air...Copy !req
1570. and how to ride it.Copy !req
1571. How to catch it.Copy !req
1572. You made a wish too, huh?Copy !req
1573. They're a bitch, aren't they?Copy !req
1574. Make you pay a price, but I've
never been one for rules.Copy !req
1575. Luckily, I have a way to reverse it.Copy !req
1576. The answer is always more.Copy !req
1577. But you only get one wish.Copy !req
1578. But I, my dear, grant the wishes.Copy !req
1579. So I take what I want in return.Copy !req
1580. There's nothing in this world
someone doesn't have.Copy !req
1581. I'll rebuild my health, wish
by wish, organ by organ...Copy !req
1582. if I have to.Copy !req
1583. I'll be invincible.Copy !req
1584. Tell me,Copy !req
1585. what do you want?Copy !req
1586. I'm feeling generous.Copy !req
1587. I don't want to be like anyone anymore.Copy !req
1588. I want to be number one.Copy !req
1589. An apex predator,Copy !req
1590. like nothing there's ever been before.Copy !req
1591. I like the way you think.Copy !req
1592. Go on.Copy !req
1593. You heard we were coming, I presume?Copy !req
1594. How many broadcasting signals
can I take over at once?Copy !req
1595. Well, as many as you like, sir.Copy !req
1596. I'll take all of them.Copy !req
1597. All of them?Copy !req
1598. And I sure wish this works
for me. Don't you?Copy !req
1599. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1600. Lights, camera...Copy !req
1601. Okay, stations 12,Copy !req
1602. 9, 16, go transmit.Copy !req
1603. I need it now.
16, 9, 12. Do you receive?Copy !req
1604. Copy. Maximum power.Copy !req
1605. Okay. Moving forward now.Copy !req
1606. Global transmission in five,Copy !req
1607. four, three, two...Copy !req
1608. Citizens of the world,Copy !req
1609. allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
1610. I am Max Lord,Copy !req
1611. and I'm here to change your life.Copy !req
1612. All you have to do...Copy !req
1613. is make a wish.Copy !req
1614. Anything you want.Copy !req
1615. Anything you dream of, you can have it.Copy !req
1616. If you can dream it...Copy !req
1617. Daddy?Copy !req
1618. you can achieve it.Copy !req
1619. So just look into my eyes...Copy !req
1620. and make a wish.Copy !req
1621. Anything you dream of,Copy !req
1622. - have it.Copy !req
1623. Right now.Copy !req
1624. - Do you want to be rich?Copy !req
1625. Do you want to be powerful?Copy !req
1626. Yeah, yeah.
Whatever you say.Copy !req
1627. - Say it out loud!
- You know what I wish?Copy !req
1628. - What? What?
- I wish all you Irish bastardsCopy !req
1629. would get sent back
to where you came from!Copy !req
1630. Yeah? Well, I wish
you'd drop dead!Copy !req
1631. Look around you.Copy !req
1632. - Make your wish!Copy !req
1633. Take what's yours.Copy !req
1634. Whatever you want,Copy !req
1635. you can have it.Copy !req
1636. I wish for a million dollars.Copy !req
1637. Wish for it.Copy !req
1638. Anything you want.Copy !req
1639. Anything you dream of, have it.Copy !req
1640. Yes.Copy !req
1641. I can hear it.Copy !req
1642. I hear you.Copy !req
1643. Yes, say it.Copy !req
1644. Say it out loud.Copy !req
1645. That's right.
"I wish."Copy !req
1646. Take it.Copy !req
1647. Take it. It's all yours.Copy !req
1648. It's all yours for the taking!Copy !req
1649. And I... I take your healthCopy !req
1650. and your strength.Copy !req
1651. Give her your rageCopy !req
1652. and your prowess.Copy !req
1653. And I take your power.Copy !req
1654. I take your life force.Copy !req
1655. Yes.Copy !req
1656. Yes!Copy !req
1657. That's right.Copy !req
1658. You're doing great.Copy !req
1659. It's all yours.Copy !req
1660. I wish you were here, Daddy.Copy !req
1661. I wish you'd come back.
Daddy, please!Copy !req
1662. - All you have to do is wish for it.
- I'm still here, Daddy.Copy !req
1663. Daddy, please!Copy !req
1664. Barbara.Copy !req
1665. What did you do?Copy !req
1666. No.Copy !req
1667. You renounced your wish.Copy !req
1668. I had to. And so do you.Copy !req
1669. Nothing good is born
from lies, Barbara.Copy !req
1670. We're wasting precious time.Copy !req
1671. Even now, patronizing me.Copy !req
1672. Barbara...Copy !req
1673. I know you're in there. Please.Copy !req
1674. Please, renounce your wish.Copy !req
1675. It's over.Copy !req
1676. Please!Copy !req
1677. Renounce your wish.Copy !req
1678. Never!Copy !req
1679. Then I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1680. That's right.Copy !req
1681. Just wish for it.Copy !req
1682. It's yours now.Copy !req
1683. All you have to do is say it out loud.Copy !req
1684. Make a wish. Any wish.Copy !req
1685. Look into my eyes, and everything
you've been waiting for,Copy !req
1686. it's all yours.Copy !req
1687. You're too late.Copy !req
1688. Granted.Copy !req
1689. Granted.Copy !req
1690. Granted!Copy !req
1691. - Granted.
- Why are you doing this?Copy !req
1692. Don't you have enough?Copy !req
1693. Why not more?Copy !req
1694. Why not wish for more?Copy !req
1695. But they don't know
what you're taking from them.Copy !req
1696. We want what we want.Copy !req
1697. Just like you did.Copy !req
1698. So make a wish.Copy !req
1699. Very good.Copy !req
1700. Granted.Copy !req
1701. It's too late, Diana.Copy !req
1702. They already heard me.Copy !req
1703. Already wished!Copy !req
1704. And those that haven't yet...Copy !req
1705. oh, they will!Copy !req
1706. Granted.Copy !req
1707. Poor Diana.Copy !req
1708. Why be such a hero?Copy !req
1709. You could have kept your pilotCopy !req
1710. and your powers,Copy !req
1711. if only you'd join me.Copy !req
1712. Wanna reconsider?Copy !req
1713. I'm a forgiving man!Copy !req
1714. You want him back?Copy !req
1715. Just say the word.Copy !req
1716. You can have it all!Copy !req
1717. You just have to want it!Copy !req
1718. I've never wanted anything more.Copy !req
1719. But he's gone...Copy !req
1720. and that's the truth.Copy !req
1721. And everything has a price.Copy !req
1722. One I'm not willing to pay.Copy !req
1723. Not anymore.Copy !req
1724. This world was a beautiful
place just as it was...Copy !req
1725. and you cannot have it all.Copy !req
1726. You can only have the truth.Copy !req
1727. And the truth is enough.Copy !req
1728. The truth is beautiful.Copy !req
1729. So look at this world...Copy !req
1730. and look at what your wish
is costing it.Copy !req
1731. You must be the hero.Copy !req
1732. Only you can save the day.Copy !req
1733. Renounce your wishCopy !req
1734. if you want to save this world.Copy !req
1735. Why would I...Copy !req
1736. when it's finally my turn?Copy !req
1737. The world belongs to me!Copy !req
1738. You can't stop me. No one can!Copy !req
1739. I wasn't talking to you.Copy !req
1740. I was talking to everyone else.Copy !req
1741. Because you're not the
only one who has suffered.Copy !req
1742. Who wants more.Copy !req
1743. Who wants them back.Copy !req
1744. Who doesn't want to be afraid anymore.Copy !req
1745. Or alone.Copy !req
1746. Stop!Copy !req
1747. Cut the signal! Stop!Copy !req
1748. Or frightened.Copy !req
1749. Or powerless.Copy !req
1750. 'Cause you're not the only one
who imagined a worldCopy !req
1751. where everything was different.Copy !req
1752. Better.Copy !req
1753. - Finally.Copy !req
1754. A world where they were lovedCopy !req
1755. and seen, and appreciated.Copy !req
1756. Finally.Copy !req
1757. Oh, my God. Who is he?Copy !req
1758. He doesn't even speak English.Copy !req
1759. What is he eating?Copy !req
1760. Look at his shoes!Copy !req
1761. Weirdo!Copy !req
1762. But what is it costing you?Copy !req
1763. Do you see the truth?Copy !req
1764. Daddy!Copy !req
1765. - Daddy!Copy !req
1766. The Russians are launching.
We've got orders to counter.Copy !req
1767. All right, all right.Copy !req
1768. Alistair!Copy !req
1769. Emergency alert.Copy !req
1770. You have four minutes to find shelter.Copy !req
1771. Alistair!Copy !req
1772. My son!Copy !req
1773. Stay calm and stay indoors.Copy !req
1774. Alistair!Copy !req
1775. Daddy! Daddy!Copy !req
1776. Help me, Daddy!Copy !req
1777. This is not a test.Copy !req
1778. Daddy!Copy !req
1779. Daddy!Copy !req
1780. One-minute warning.Copy !req
1781. Wait. My son!Copy !req
1782. I can see my son!Copy !req
1783. Save him, Max.Copy !req
1784. I have to save my son.Copy !req
1785. Daddy!Copy !req
1786. Alistair.Copy !req
1787. Daddy!Copy !req
1788. My... Alistair.Copy !req
1789. I renounce my wish!Copy !req
1790. I renounce my wish.Copy !req
1791. We have missiles disappearing, sir.Copy !req
1792. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1793. They are vanishing from our screen.Copy !req
1794. Only just hearing now that a ceasefireCopy !req
1795. between the Soviet Union
and the United StatesCopy !req
1796. has averted a global nuclear crisis.Copy !req
1797. I renounce my wish.Copy !req
1798. - I take back my wish.
- I renounce my wish.Copy !req
1799. Alistair!Copy !req
1800. Alistair!Copy !req
1801. Daddy!Copy !req
1802. - Daddy!
- Alistair!Copy !req
1803. Alistair.Copy !req
1804. Oh, Alistair, Alistair.Copy !req
1805. I'm so sorry, baby.Copy !req
1806. I'm so glad I wished you'd come.
I knew it would work.Copy !req
1807. No.Copy !req
1808. That is not why I'm back.Copy !req
1809. No.Copy !req
1810. I've been lying to you.Copy !req
1811. I'm not a great guy.Copy !req
1812. In fact, I'm a pretty
messed up, loser guy.Copy !req
1813. And I made terrible mistakes.Copy !req
1814. But you...Copy !req
1815. you don't ever have to make
a wish for me to love you.Copy !req
1816. I'm here because I love you.Copy !req
1817. I just...Copy !req
1818. I just wish and I pray that, one day,Copy !req
1819. I'll be able to make you proud enoughCopy !req
1820. that you'll be able to forgive me.Copy !req
1821. And love me.Copy !req
1822. Because I'm nothing
to be proud of, Alistair.Copy !req
1823. I don't need you to make me proud.Copy !req
1824. I already love you, Daddy.Copy !req
1825. You're my dad.Copy !req
1826. - Sorry. Sorry.
- Sorry.Copy !req
1827. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
1828. So beautiful.Copy !req
1829. Sorry.
Just talking to myself.Copy !req
1830. It's all right.Copy !req
1831. It's just that...Copy !req
1832. It's wonderful.
It's so many things.Copy !req
1833. Yeah.Copy !req
1834. I know what you mean.Copy !req
1835. I like your...Copy !req
1836. I like your outfit.Copy !req
1837. You like...Copy !req
1838. Thanks.Copy !req
1839. You know, my friends...Copy !req
1840. they kinda tease me about it,
but it works, right?Copy !req
1841. - You look great.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1842. You just made my day.Copy !req
1843. - Happy holidays. See you around.
- Happy holidays.Copy !req
1844. So many things.Copy !req
1845. So, so many things.Copy !req
1846. - Whoa!
- Look out!Copy !req
1847. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1848. - Mom, would you take her?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1849. Um, excuse me.Copy !req
1850. Excuse me. Please, you have
to let me thank you, Miss...Copy !req
1851. Asteria.Copy !req
1852. Asteria. Wow.
That's a beautiful name.Copy !req
1853. It's from my culture.Copy !req
1854. I can't thank you enough.
I mean, you saved my daughter.Copy !req
1855. How did you do that?Copy !req
1856. It's just a simple shift of weight.
Takes practice.Copy !req
1857. But I've been doing this a long time.Copy !req