1. Jo!Copy !req
2. Mommy!Copy !req
3. Mommy!
Clare.Copy !req
4. Mommy! (GIGGLES)Copy !req
5. How far can I go?Copy !req
6. Just down the street and back.Copy !req
7. - You gonna visit the nest for me?
- Yes!Copy !req
8. - (GIGGLES)
Okay.Copy !req
9. Go on, big girl.Copy !req
10. Whee! (GIGGLES)Copy !req
11. Come on, Max.Copy !req
12. Hey, I'll keep an eye on her for you.Copy !req
13. Max! Max!Copy !req
14. I win.Copy !req
15. - (BABY BIRDS CHIRPING)
- Come on, back in.Copy !req
16. Come on!Copy !req
17. Come on, boy!Copy !req
18. - (DOG BARKING)
- Max, come on!Copy !req
19. Come on.Copy !req
20. Mrs. Deluca they hatched!Copy !req
21. That is so great sweetie!Copy !req
22. Come on, Max!Copy !req
23. Momma?Copy !req
24. Mommy?Copy !req
25. Momma?Copy !req
26. Morning!Copy !req
27. MRS.Aw, you look so nice.Copy !req
28. - Bye!
- Bye, Mrs. Deluca.Copy !req
29. Oh!Copy !req
30. Hot!Copy !req
31. Hotter.Copy !req
32. Yeah!Copy !req
33. Hi, Uncle August.Copy !req
34. - No, I'll get the paper.
Thank you, Clare.Copy !req
35. Go get off the road, winner!Copy !req
36. I'm trying to drive here!Copy !req
37. Ow!Copy !req
38. Oh, gosh...Copy !req
39. Are you alright?Copy !req
40. Yeah, you know. It's...Copy !req
41. it's Monday.Copy !req
42. Here you go.Copy !req
43. - Thanks
- Yeah.Copy !req
44. See you around.Copy !req
45. I'll check these. See if there's...Copy !req
46. You've gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
47. Come on!Copy !req
48. Check it out.Copy !req
49. Dad!Copy !req
50. You serious?Copy !req
51. What'd I do now?Copy !req
52. You promised that you wouldn't
do this at my school.Copy !req
53. We're not at your school.Copy !req
54. We're across the street
from your school.Copy !req
55. Yeah, but people can still see you.Copy !req
56. Well, who the hell's watching?Copy !req
57. Yeah, her dad's
a dumpster driver.Copy !req
58. Hey, what happened there?Copy !req
59. I fell at Uncle August's house,
he saw the whole thing.Copy !req
60. What did I tell you
about talking to Uncle August?Copy !req
61. You said not to.
But I really don't see why.Copy !req
62. Dad, you're killing me, okay?Copy !req
63. Hey!Copy !req
64. Come on, let's roll out, Shannon.Copy !req
65. Thank you.Copy !req
66. So...Copy !req
67. what do you guys think?Copy !req
68. So good.Copy !req
69. - How long it take you?
- Ah, yeah, like weeks.Copy !req
70. Clare, you try way
too hard, dude.Copy !req
71. Jesus, it's better than
not trying at all.Copy !req
72. - Will you guys help me hang it?
I got you.Copy !req
73. - (PHONE BEEPING)
- Yeah, just give me one sec.Copy !req
74. What is she doing?Copy !req
75. It's called
Monster Mutant Slayer.Copy !req
76. Dumbest game ever.Copy !req
77. Hey! Don't mock what you
don't understand dude, okay?Copy !req
78. If I kill Lurching Louisa
and Hacked-Up HarryCopy !req
79. I level up to Mutant Killer.Copy !req
80. And if I get Malformed Molly,
I'm a Monster Mutant Master, man!Copy !req
81. I know. Awesome? Yes.Copy !req
82. - (CAMERA CLICK)
Got it.Copy !req
83. Stop!
Sorry. Don't mind him.Copy !req
84. My bad.Copy !req
85. Seriously? Bird ass!Copy !req
86. Recycle first.Copy !req
87. (GIRL WHISPERING) Recycle first.Copy !req
88. Hey, Clare.Copy !req
89. I liked your banner.Copy !req
90. Yeah, I liked it too.Copy !req
91. Hey, Carl!Copy !req
92. Look at this!Copy !req
93. That would fetch
a ton at the swap.Copy !req
94. I have a better idea.Copy !req
95. Jesus, what's...
It's so bad.Copy !req
96. - (CHUCKLING)
Put it away.Copy !req
97. I mean she's seriously smeggy.Copy !req
98. Like ultimate smeggy.Copy !req
99. I know!
- What was that?Copy !req
100. Um...Copy !req
101. nothing. No.Copy !req
102. Um. Mm. But you were laughing.Copy !req
103. Which is co-signing.Copy !req
104. And we wanna know
what you were laughing about.Copy !req
105. Go ahead.Copy !req
106. Everyone's listening.Copy !req
107. Okay.Copy !req
108. Clare, come on.Copy !req
109. Go Clare. Yeah, do it.Copy !req
110. What's so funny, winner?Copy !req
111. Yeah, what's funny...Copy !req
112. is that you're smegma.Copy !req
113. But like...Copy !req
114. ultimate smegma.Copy !req
115. What does that even mean?Copy !req
116. - Oh, Clare. I got it.
- Well..Copy !req
117. Thank you.Copy !req
118. Yeah, this is great. Um...Copy !req
119. Smegma. It's a noun.Copy !req
120. "A malodorous, opaque,
white or yellow substanceCopy !req
121. produced by the sebaceous glands
of male and female genitalia."Copy !req
122. It's found beneath the foreskin and
glands of the penis in males,Copy !req
123. and in the folds of skin surrounding
the clitoris in females.Copy !req
124. Oh, I... I...Copy !req
125. I'm so sorry. Would you like me
to define "ultimate" for you?Copy !req
126. Oooh!Copy !req
127. Come on. Yeah.Copy !req
128. You got it, Clare!Copy !req
129. Get up! Get up!Copy !req
130. Beat her up, Clare!Copy !req
131. Drop her like a red-headed baby
fresh out of the vagina!Copy !req
132. Get away from her!
Let her go!Copy !req
133. Ooh!Copy !req
134. Son of a bitch!
Get back here!Copy !req
135. What's in it?Copy !req
136. It's broccoli, apple,
lemon and ginger.Copy !req
137. 'Cause we don't want
you to bruise.Copy !req
138. You know what you need.Copy !req
139. Please don't say it. Please.Copy !req
140. A nice boy.Copy !req
141. - You said it.
- Or a nice girl.Copy !req
142. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
143. You must like someone.Copy !req
144. I do, but...Copy !req
145. So what's his or her name?Copy !req
146. Paul.Copy !req
147. I think he said
hi to me once.Copy !req
148. Well, that's something.Copy !req
149. In the fifth grade.Copy !req
150. Hi, Max.Copy !req
151. Hey.Copy !req
152. There you go.Copy !req
153. Man, you got the green stuff.Copy !req
154. It's called "salad".Copy !req
155. It's healthy and
you're welcome.Copy !req
156. I got you a little
something, buddy.Copy !req
157. It's up on your bed.Copy !req
158. Dad, please...
we've talked about this already.Copy !req
159. You've your spaceCopy !req
160. - and then there's my space.
- I know!Copy !req
161. I just found it at this fancy place.
It's got Chinese writing on it.Copy !req
162. Figured since you're
taking Chinese...Copy !req
163. If you don't want it,
Carl'll take it.Copy !req
164. Shit, you're damn right.Copy !req
165. Just consider it an
early birthday present.Copy !req
166. Come on, Max.Copy !req
167. Whoa!Copy !req
168. "Wishes...Copy !req
169. seven."Copy !req
170. Of course that would happen.Copy !req
171. Seven wishes...Copy !req
172. Why not?Copy !req
173. I wish that...Copy !req
174. Darcie Chapman,Copy !req
175. would just...Copy !req
176. I don't know, but just, like, go rot!Copy !req
177. Max?Copy !req
178. - Come on! Come here!
- (MAX WHINES)Copy !req
179. - Okay.
- (MAX WHINES)Copy !req
180. Oh, my God!Copy !req
181. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
182. Oh, my God!Copy !req
183. - (SQUELCHING)
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
184. Oh, my God!Copy !req
185. Darcie?Copy !req
186. Darcie!Copy !req
187. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
188. - Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
189. Necrotizing fasciitis.Copy !req
190. - No!
- Yeah.Copy !req
191. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
192. So apparently,
She-Who-Must-Not-Be-NamedCopy !req
193. picked up a case of
it at the spa.Copy !req
194. And now she's at the ICU.Copy !req
195. She might lose her toes, part
of her leg, and part of her face.Copy !req
196. How sweet is that?Copy !req
197. Ah, she's rotting!Copy !req
198. Yeah.Copy !req
199. Apparently Karma is a bigger
bitch than Darcie Chapman.Copy !req
200. Who knew?Copy !req
201. Oh!Copy !req
202. - It's for Darcie.
- Oh!Copy !req
203. You said that like we should care.Copy !req
204. Um, we're starting a GoFundMe.Copy !req
205. Go fund this.Copy !req
206. Yeah.Copy !req
207. - Go on. Scooch. Bye.
- It's fine. It's fine.Copy !req
208. Meredith.
- It's whatever.Copy !req
209. - Oh, my God!
- You're proud.Copy !req
210. I gotta go.
- All right.Copy !req
211. Definitely have my
attention, lucky box.Copy !req
212. Max, come here.Copy !req
213. Max?Copy !req
214. Max? (KISSING SOUNDS)Copy !req
215. Where are you? (WHISTLES)Copy !req
216. Max?Copy !req
217. - Ma...
- (CHAIN RATTLING)Copy !req
218. Max, are you in there? Buddy?Copy !req
219. Buddy?Copy !req
220. You in there?Copy !req
221. You know you're not
supposed to be down here.Copy !req
222. Ow.Copy !req
223. Max?Copy !req
224. Max!Copy !req
225. He was a good dog.Copy !req
226. Mom gave him to me.Copy !req
227. I know, buddy.Copy !req
228. But the majority of the
characters are written in Ancient Chinese.Copy !req
229. If you want an accurate translation,
you'll probably have to talk to a scholar.Copy !req
230. - Got it. Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
231. My cousin could hook it up.Copy !req
232. Ancient Chinese is her thing.Copy !req
233. She'd help you out, for a price.Copy !req
234. I don't really have any money.Copy !req
235. Who said anything about money?Copy !req
236. He'll take a tit pic.Copy !req
237. - Uh...
- And so will I.Copy !req
238. - What?
- Um...Copy !req
239. Never mind.Copy !req
240. Sorry.Copy !req
241. Offer still stands if
you change your mind.Copy !req
242. Dude, seriously?
Just kidding.Copy !req
243. Hey guys,
do you feel that?Copy !req
244. It's like the darkness
has been liftedCopy !req
245. ever since Bitchface-Since-Birth
left the building.Copy !req
246. I heard they had to amputate
a few of her toes.Copy !req
247. Sweet.Copy !req
248. Guys, we shouldn't be
happy about this.Copy !req
249. Clare, I never said
I was happy.Copy !req
250. I'm freaking ecstatic, man!Copy !req
251. Almost like being here.Copy !req
252. I wish thatCopy !req
253. Paul Middlebrook
would fall madly in love with me.Copy !req
254. Oh!Copy !req
255. Hey.Copy !req
256. Hey.Copy !req
257. - Paul?
- Yeah.Copy !req
258. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.Copy !req
259. - So I...
- Bell ringing.Copy !req
260. I'll see you around Claire.Copy !req
261. Yep!Copy !req
262. Oh, my God. Oh, My God.Copy !req
263. And now, this news
just coming in.Copy !req
264. - A local resident...
- Hey.Copy !req
265. owner of the iconic
glass house estate in Gates MillsCopy !req
266. - What's going on?
- August Anderson,Copy !req
267. was found deceased in
his residence this afternoon.Copy !req
268. Are we going to the funeral?Copy !req
269. Hey, as far as I'm concerned,
good riddance.Copy !req
270. What's gonna happen to
all of his stuff?Copy !req
271. If there's a will, trust me,
we ain't in it.Copy !req
272. Yeah.Copy !req
273. Course not.Copy !req
274. Ow! Dammit, Dad! Come on!Copy !req
275. - What?
- We don't have room for all of this crap!Copy !req
276. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
277. What?
- I'm going to use those.Copy !req
278. What do you need these for, huh?Copy !req
279. Dad, seriously.
You can't get rid of anything!Copy !req
280. What would Mom say, huh?Copy !req
281. Dad.Copy !req
282. Dad! Are you listening to...
God!Copy !req
283. You never listen to
anything I say!Copy !req
284. Come on.Copy !req
285. I wish...Copy !req
286. I wish that Uncle August
would leave me everything.Copy !req
287. So there.Copy !req
288. God, Clare, you're so stupid.Copy !req
289. Uh, thank you for calling.Copy !req
290. What's going on, Dad?Copy !req
291. You're never gonna believe this.Copy !req
292. What?Copy !req
293. Apparently, you weren't
cut out of his will.Copy !req
294. How much do we get?Copy !req
295. All of it, buddy.Copy !req
296. No way.Copy !req
297. Yes... way.Copy !req
298. Yes!Copy !req
299. Yes! Yes! What?Copy !req
300. Yes!Copy !req
301. You're gonna...Copy !req
302. - take the sax with us?
- Why not?Copy !req
303. No, you just you haven't
played since mom...Copy !req
304. You never know.Copy !req
305. I'm so happy for you.Copy !req
306. Sweetheart.Copy !req
307. Come visit, or you'll
hurt my feelings.Copy !req
308. - Of course.
- Okay.Copy !req
309. - Dad?
- Down here, bud.Copy !req
310. - What are you waiting for? Get in!
- Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
311. Oh, my God!Copy !req
312. Call the girls.Copy !req
313. Um, Clare, that thing is,
like, eight hundred dollars.Copy !req
314. I know.Copy !req
315. Yeah, so if you buy it,
you're an asshole.Copy !req
316. Totally.Copy !req
317. You want one?Copy !req
318. No! Wait, I'm not that psycho shallow,
dude. Come on.Copy !req
319. June?Copy !req
320. I love you. You're my
bestest friend ever.Copy !req
321. - Okay, let's go.
- Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
322. Damn!Copy !req
323. Peer pressure.Copy !req
324. Out of the way, peasants.Copy !req
325. - Bye, guys!
Bye!Copy !req
326. Hmm...Copy !req
327. I found something you might like.Copy !req
328. Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
329. They're your mother's.Copy !req
330. I found them when I was
packing up our stuff.Copy !req
331. Wow.Copy !req
332. I forgot how good she was.Copy !req
333. Where do you think
you get it from?Copy !req
334. Some of these are so happy.Copy !req
335. So was she.Copy !req
336. Until she wasn't.Copy !req
337. Why do you think she did it?Copy !req
338. Buddy, I've been asking myself that
every single day for the last 12 years.Copy !req
339. Still don't have an answer.Copy !req
340. Do you think I'm like her?Copy !req
341. Course you are.Copy !req
342. No, no, no, sweetie, no.Copy !req
343. Not like that.Copy !req
344. What I mean is, you're smart and funny,
you don't take people's crap.Copy !req
345. Well, statistically, if you have
a parent that committed suicide...Copy !req
346. Clare, she was a good woman,
but she had a rough childhood.Copy !req
347. And secrets, honey.Copy !req
348. I think that...Copy !req
349. I think maybe...Copy !req
350. her secrets were too big
to live with and...Copy !req
351. it was easier to just let go.Copy !req
352. I'm sorry. Come here.Copy !req
353. What are you talking about?
I'm just not into it any more.Copy !req
354. It's not you... It's just...Copy !req
355. Are you breaking up with me?Copy !req
356. I can't date someone
I don't have feelings for.Copy !req
357. Right.Copy !req
358. Right.Copy !req
359. Oh!Copy !req
360. Oh!Copy !req
361. So, will you?Copy !req
362. Will I, what?Copy !req
363. Go out with me?Copy !req
364. Look...Copy !req
365. I know this is short notice butCopy !req
366. Senior Scavenge is coming up,
I thought it would be fun if we went.Copy !req
367. Paul, you just broke up
with your girlfriend.Copy !req
368. Plus, I already have a team...
but thank you.Copy !req
369. But, we can still go.Copy !req
370. Yeah, I'll think about it.Copy !req
371. - Yeah.
- (BELL RINGING)Copy !req
372. Oh! Um...Copy !req
373. I'll see you around.Copy !req
374. Nice.Copy !req
375. Whoo!Copy !req
376. That's it.
Ryan!Copy !req
377. What's the price?Copy !req
378. Of?Copy !req
379. Your cousin helping me
translate something.Copy !req
380. Ah... well.Copy !req
381. She's a slut for wontons.Copy !req
382. Oh?Copy !req
383. Done, yeah.Copy !req
384. - When can we go?
- Let's go right now!Copy !req
385. Awesome.Copy !req
386. So... I'm waiting.Copy !req
387. For?Copy !req
388. An apology. Been waiting for years.Copy !req
389. What did I do?Copy !req
390. First grade. Sharing circle.
You farted.Copy !req
391. I did not fart!Copy !req
392. You farted and you blamed it on meCopy !req
393. and everyone called me McFarts
until, like, the sixth grade.Copy !req
394. I'm sorry.Copy !req
395. Are you really?Copy !req
396. Yeah.Copy !req
397. Then apology accepted.Copy !req
398. But maybe in the multiverse,
it never happened.Copy !req
399. Or it did happen and you farted,Copy !req
400. blamed it on me and
I got called McFarts.Copy !req
401. Wait.Copy !req
402. You dig on multiverses?Copy !req
403. Yeah, I mean, the theory that,
you know, another you existsCopy !req
404. in different circumstancesCopy !req
405. under different planes of reality,
yada, yada, yada.Copy !req
406. Yeah, I dig.Copy !req
407. Well, maybe in the multiverse,
neither of us farted.Copy !req
408. Maybe we're even dating.Copy !req
409. Maybe.Copy !req
410. Maybe not.Copy !req
411. Hey, Gina, it's me.
Let me up.Copy !req
412. This.Copy !req
413. Bitchin'.Copy !req
414. Yeah, I don't
know anything about it.Copy !req
415. And I can't...Copy !req
416. I can't really read
what it says, but...Copy !req
417. Can you open it?Copy !req
418. Well, it looks like a
version of a Chinese Wish Pot.Copy !req
419. They're pretty common actually.Copy !req
420. You take a piece of paper,
write down your wish,Copy !req
421. put it in the pot,
and wait for it to come true.Copy !req
422. Let's see. This one.Copy !req
423. It's heavy.Copy !req
424. Okay, it promises to
grant seven wishes.Copy !req
425. And there are rules.Copy !req
426. "Lay your hands upon me."Copy !req
427. I guess you have to be touching it
to make a wish?Copy !req
428. "Abandon, lose, or sell me and
all your wishes will be undone."Copy !req
429. Huh.Copy !req
430. Yeah, and what does...
What does this say?Copy !req
431. That is not a word.
It's a name.Copy !req
432. "Lu Mei"?Copy !req
433. "The legend of Lu Mei."Copy !req
434. "In 1910, bubonic plague swept
through mainland China.Copy !req
435. Lu Mei and her family were suspected
of being infectedCopy !req
436. so they were
quarantined in a train carCopy !req
437. where they died of heat stroke
and dehydration.Copy !req
438. Lu Mei was the only survivor.Copy !req
439. Local legend says she took the only
valuable thing the family owned,Copy !req
440. a music box, and went to a temple
to pray for revenge.Copy !req
441. She prayed for
seven days and seven nightsCopy !req
442. and on the seventh night,
a Yaoguai answered."Copy !req
443. "Yaoguai"?Copy !req
444. A demon of the Chinese persuasion.Copy !req
445. If you believe in that sort of thing.Copy !req
446. It says, "Lu Mei became very wealthy
and her enemies were vanquished.Copy !req
447. In 1922, she died.Copy !req
448. Suicide.Copy !req
449. Opium."Copy !req
450. Romantic.Copy !req
451. So...Copy !req
452. what do these numbers
mean on the bottom?Copy !req
453. I have no idea.Copy !req
454. A mystery.Copy !req
455. Um... It also says,Copy !req
456. "When the music ends..."Copy !req
457. something happens.Copy !req
458. Like?Copy !req
459. I don't know. It could be
a few different things butCopy !req
460. my guy Mike at UWA,
he's pretty smart, soCopy !req
461. I will let you know
what he says.Copy !req
462. Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
463. - Here, get this.
- Thanks.Copy !req
464. All right. Well, me and my 'tons
need some time alone.Copy !req
465. I prefer to destroy
them in private.Copy !req
466. Need anything else?Copy !req
467. - No. We're out.
Cool.Copy !req
468. - It was great to meet you.
You too.Copy !req
469. Thanks.Copy !req
470. Hey, hey.Copy !req
471. She's cute.
Ask her out.Copy !req
472. I'm trying.Copy !req
473. - Good luck.
- (DOOR CLOSES)Copy !req
474. - Bye!
Bye.Copy !req
475. Aww.Copy !req
476. Mmmm... Yum!Copy !req
477. What's up?Copy !req
478. Nothing. I just...
I feel like Lu Mei's box...Copy !req
479. - God!
Whoa.Copy !req
480. Good stuff in here.Copy !req
481. Dad, what are you doing?Copy !req
482. Wha... What are you talking about?Copy !req
483. I'm just hanging out with Carl,
picking up some stuff.Copy !req
484. Dad, we live in a fricking mansion.
What else do you need?Copy !req
485. Clare.Copy !req
486. - It's not a big...
- No, forget about it.Copy !req
487. You didn't see that.Copy !req
488. No. Totally didn't see your dad
digging through the trash at all.Copy !req
489. I wish that my Dad would just...Copy !req
490. just stop being so embarrassing.Copy !req
491. Mike, you are one prompt bastard.Copy !req
492. Oh, well, that's messed up.Copy !req
493. Great.Copy !req
494. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
495. Ryan.Copy !req
496. Can I say something
totally inappropriate?Copy !req
497. Sure, go for it.Copy !req
498. Your dad is, like...Copy !req
499. serious hot sauce.Copy !req
500. Like Sriracha hot.Copy !req
501. Yes!Copy !req
502. Yo, it's Ryan. Leave a message.Copy !req
503. Hey, it's Gina.
I got that translation for you and...Copy !req
504. - it's messed up.
- (THUNDER CRASHES)Copy !req
505. Fuck! Um...Copy !req
506. it's so messed up, it's actually
beginning to freak me out.Copy !req
507. So, ah, call me back
as soon as you can and...Copy !req
508. - (THUNDER CRASH)
- (GASPING)Copy !req
509. Hey, Gina, it's me.
Let me up.Copy !req
510. Hello?Copy !req
511. Gina!Copy !req
512. Gina!Copy !req
513. Gina?Copy !req
514. No. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
515. Fuck!Copy !req
516. Oh, my God!Copy !req
517. Oh, hey. How you doing?
- Good. How are you?Copy !req
518. - I'm well. Where you going?
- Um...Copy !req
519. just the class that
we're in together.Copy !req
520. Oh, yeah.
Duh! I'll walk you there.Copy !req
521. - Sounds great. Thanks.
- (BELL RINGING)Copy !req
522. Clare!
- Oh, hey, I'll see you at class.Copy !req
523. Okay. Sounds good.
- Ryan, where have you been?Copy !req
524. Is everything okay?Copy !req
525. Can I ask you something?
It's gonna sound so...Copy !req
526. stupid and so crazy but, um...Copy !req
527. You know that wish box
your dad got you?Copy !req
528. Have you made any wishes?Copy !req
529. - What? Why?
- So, have you wished?Copy !req
530. Why do you keep
asking me that?Copy !req
531. Why don't you answer?Copy !req
532. Has it played any music yet?Copy !req
533. Ryan, who cares?
I...Copy !req
534. "A blood price."Copy !req
535. That phrase Gina couldn't
quite translate.Copy !req
536. It says...Copy !req
537. "When the music ends,
the blood price is paid."Copy !req
538. Um...Copy !req
539. tell her I said thanks.Copy !req
540. What? What is it?Copy !req
541. Ah, she's, uh...Copy !req
542. She's dead, Clare.Copy !req
543. Oh, my God!Copy !req
544. I'm so sorry.
When did...Copy !req
545. A few nights ago.Copy !req
546. I don't even know
what to say...Copy !req
547. Did it play its music then?Copy !req
548. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
549. How'd you get to live
in that mansion, again?Copy !req
550. We're gonna be late for class, Ryan.
Are you coming?Copy !req
551. Have you?Copy !req
552. Clare!Copy !req
553. We're going to be studying
southern China, the area of Guangzhou.Copy !req
554. First we're going to start
with the northernmost state...Copy !req
555. Clare!Copy !req
556. Come join us.Copy !req
557. - Um, Paul...
- Okay.Copy !req
558. Oh, did that just happen?Copy !req
559. I think so.Copy !req
560. Oh, oh.
Oh! Burn.Copy !req
561. Still a nobody.Copy !req
562. How's it feel, winner?Copy !req
563. We're outta here.Copy !req
564. Haters gonna hate.Copy !req
565. There's not much
you can do about it.Copy !req
566. I wish that I was the
most popular girl in school.Copy !req
567. Yeah. That'd be awesome.Copy !req
568. You coming with me, right?Copy !req
569. - Where?
- Senior Scavenge.Copy !req
570. - Yes.
- Finally. Say it again.Copy !req
571. Yes.Copy !req
572. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
573. I was trying to think of something
dope to say before I kissed you.Copy !req
574. That wasn't it.Copy !req
575. Hey!Copy !req
576. Hey! Wait, hey!Copy !req
577. Hello?Copy !req
578. Who are you?Copy !req
579. Hello?Copy !req
580. - (BRANCH CRACKS)
- (SCREAMS)Copy !req
581. Clare.
- Oh!Copy !req
582. What's going on?Copy !req
583. Nothing. I just...Copy !req
584. Um...Copy !req
585. I think that
someone's following me.Copy !req
586. - What? Since when?
- Um...Copy !req
587. Since I got the music box.Copy !req
588. Mrs. Deluca, are you home?
It's Clare.Copy !req
589. Mrs. Deluca?Copy !req
590. Ugh!Copy !req
591. Hello?Copy !req
592. Hey. What's up?Copy !req
593. So cute.
Beyond cute.Copy !req
594. I don't know, Clare.Copy !req
595. Why don't you go ask
your new friends?Copy !req
596. I mean, seriously,
I don't get it.Copy !req
597. Why is everyone so
into you lately?Copy !req
598. You're not that special.Copy !req
599. Truth.Copy !req
600. Hey.Copy !req
601. What's wrong?Copy !req
602. I need to talk to you
guys about something.Copy !req
603. I don't know what's
going on and...Copy !req
604. I don't know
what to do.Copy !req
605. This is it?Copy !req
606. Don't... kick... that!Copy !req
607. Don't do that! Okay?Copy !req
608. Will someone say something?Copy !req
609. All right.Copy !req
610. I mean, have you ever
heard of coincidence?Copy !req
611. - Oh, my God!
- That's all this is, Clare.Copy !req
612. Coincidence.Copy !req
613. Yeah, Clare. I don't know.Copy !req
614. I'm telling you,
I don't think so. I really don't.Copy !req
615. You wanna know what
I think, Clare?Copy !req
616. Yeah.Copy !req
617. I think you're a selfish
bowl of bitch sauce.Copy !req
618. If I had seven wishes,
you know what I'd have done?Copy !req
619. I would have wished
for world peaceCopy !req
620. and I would cure cancer.
I mean, you've used four whole wishes.Copy !req
621. - Five wishes.
- Five whole wishes already.Copy !req
622. And you didn't wish for anything
for me and June.Copy !req
623. Nothing. We're your best friends.Copy !req
624. Come on! Like, you didn't think, like...Copy !req
625. "Oh, well, I know Meredith wants
an internship at Everest GamesCopy !req
626. - and June wants to get into Brown."
- You don't believe in this anyway!Copy !req
627. - So?
- Guys, are you serious?Copy !req
628. Do you think that if...Copy !req
629. if I believed this from
the very beginningCopy !req
630. that I wouldn't have
wished for my mom to...Copy !req
631. over you guys? I...Copy !req
632. It's okay. Say it.Copy !req
633. Nothing.Copy !req
634. Nothing. I just...
I don't...Copy !req
635. think that I should
be wishing anymore.Copy !req
636. I think you should
throw it away.Copy !req
637. Doesn't that make
the most sense?Copy !req
638. - Just get rid of it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
639. It says if I get rid of it,
all of my wishes will be undone.Copy !req
640. But if you really think
people have died...Copy !req
641. aren't you a bad person if you keep it?Copy !req
642. Yeah. By "bad person"
June means, "psycho bitch."Copy !req
643. Oh!Copy !req
644. Nauseating Norma's outside,
and I'm so over this conversation.Copy !req
645. Just throw it away.Copy !req
646. You'll feel so much better.Copy !req
647. I mean, it hasn't really worked.
I still feel miserable.Copy !req
648. Toss it and it's done.Copy !req
649. You won't have to worry about it anymore.Copy !req
650. I'll be right back.Copy !req
651. - I'm gonna get us some cotton candy.
- Okay.Copy !req
652. Clare, hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
653. Check this out.
Junie and I are still alive, dude.Copy !req
654. - Go figure, right.
- Okay.Copy !req
655. Just ignore her, Clare.
So, did you do it?Copy !req
656. Did you throw it away?Copy !req
657. Yeah, right after you guys left.Copy !req
658. Cool.
Come on!Copy !req
659. Hey, where you guys going?
The hunt's about to start.Copy !req
660. Yeah. We'll be right back.Copy !req
661. Hurry up.Copy !req
662. Okay, be right back.Copy !req
663. - Okay.
- Kids, man.Copy !req
664. Wait, hang on. Paul, stop.Copy !req
665. Ow.Copy !req
666. What's this?Copy !req
667. Nothing.Copy !req
668. Let me see your phone.Copy !req
669. Now, or I'm out.Copy !req
670. They're just pictures of you.Copy !req
671. You're even cute when you're sleeping.Copy !req
672. You've been spying on me.Copy !req
673. - Well, yeah.
- What is wrong with you?Copy !req
674. Are you mad?Copy !req
675. Yes, I'm mad.Copy !req
676. You're smokin'
when you're mad.Copy !req
677. I think maybe that
we need a break.Copy !req
678. I don't.Copy !req
679. I was just trying to be nice.Copy !req
680. Paul, I'm breaking up with you.Copy !req
681. - I gotta get out of here.
- Clare, wait.Copy !req
682. This isn't over. Clare!Copy !req
683. Where is she?
It's about to start.Copy !req
684. What? No.Copy !req
685. Hey, what happened?Copy !req
686. Junebug almost just got
barbecued and I saved her.Copy !req
687. Hey, got ninja, right?Copy !req
688. Ow-wah.Copy !req
689. Wait, guys. I just
got the first clue.Copy !req
690. - Okay, let's go.
- Come on, let's go.Copy !req
691. Hey, buddy. It's Dad.Copy !req
692. I got a gig outside town so
I'm gonna be home around midnight. Okay?Copy !req
693. I love you.Copy !req
694. - (LOUD BANG)
- (TIRE SCREECH)Copy !req
695. Shit!Copy !req
696. Come on.
Are you sure?Copy !req
697. Yeah, of course I'm sure.Copy !req
698. Look.Copy !req
699. - What goes up, must come down.
Yes.Copy !req
700. You get it? Alright.Copy !req
701. Come on, guys,
let's get this selfie.Copy !req
702. Boom. Five down, five more to go.Copy !req
703. Saxon's goin' down tonight.Copy !req
704. - All right, where to next?
- (PHONE BEEP)Copy !req
705. Oh oh oh!Copy !req
706. - Holy... ballsack.
- What?Copy !req
707. Malformed Molly's
in the building.Copy !req
708. Twenty-sixth floor. I gotta go.Copy !req
709. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
710. Don't hate. Don't hate.Copy !req
711. Meredith! Come on!Copy !req
712. Clare! Just give me
five minutes, alright?Copy !req
713. And when I'm back,
Monster Mutant Master. Right here.Copy !req
714. Dammit.Copy !req
715. I didn't do it.Copy !req
716. Do what?Copy !req
717. The box. I still have it.
I couldn't throw it away.Copy !req
718. That's messed up, Clare.Copy !req
719. I know.Copy !req
720. I tried, I just... I couldn't do it.Copy !req
721. Aw man! I'm the shit!Copy !req
722. Great!Copy !req
723. Shit.Copy !req
724. - Meredith?
- Hey. Um...Copy !req
725. Clare, I'm stuck, okay?Copy !req
726. Please get someone to help me.
I'm stuck in this stupid elevator.Copy !req
727. Uh...Copy !req
728. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
729. Argh.Copy !req
730. Crap!Copy !req
731. Hey, um, never mind.Copy !req
732. Dammit!Copy !req
733. No!Copy !req
734. Clare!Copy !req
735. Meredith!Copy !req
736. Meredith!Copy !req
737. - Meredith!
- (ELEVATOR PINGS)Copy !req
738. This is your fault.Copy !req
739. All your fault.Copy !req
740. Hey, come on.Copy !req
741. No.Copy !req
742. Come on. Let's get
you outta here.Copy !req
743. Come on.Copy !req
744. You know the number on the box
that we couldn't figure out?Copy !req
745. Well, I did.Copy !req
746. It's a military ID number belonging to
an airman by the name of Arthur Sands.Copy !req
747. That's him.Copy !req
748. He was stationed in China
at the end of World War ll.Copy !req
749. A few years later he opened up a
very successful car dealership in Jersey.Copy !req
750. He lost his best friend
in a freak accident.Copy !req
751. Here's the kicker.Copy !req
752. That's him six months later.Copy !req
753. Oh, my God!Copy !req
754. After his suicide,
his wife was institutionalized.Copy !req
755. She swore a music box
had destroyed her family.Copy !req
756. In the last five years or so...Copy !req
757. the box resurfaced again in Cleveland,
with a man named Lawrence Hart.Copy !req
758. He wins the lottery, marries his high
school sweetheart and has two daughters.Copy !req
759. A perfect life.Copy !req
760. Until people around
him start dying off.Copy !req
761. His daughters drowned,
his wife died in a car accidentCopy !req
762. and Hart lost his mind.Copy !req
763. He barricades himself in his house and
that's where he dies, in a massive fire.Copy !req
764. You know what's weird?Copy !req
765. What's left of his estate is
a few blocks from your house, Clare.Copy !req
766. There was another phrase on the box
I don't think you saw.Copy !req
767. It was a warning.Copy !req
768. "After seven wishes,
the Yaoguai claims the soul."Copy !req
769. That's its final price.Copy !req
770. - Hey.
- What?Copy !req
771. How many wishes
have you made?Copy !req
772. I've made five wishes.Copy !req
773. Jesus, Clare.
What the hell is wrong with you?Copy !req
774. I'm sorry, but...Copy !req
775. "But" how is there a "but?"
People are dead!Copy !req
776. It was just nice to be
normal for a while.Copy !req
777. That's your excuse?Copy !req
778. What'd you wish for, anyway?Copy !req
779. - That nice house?
- No.Copy !req
780. Oh now, bullshit! People are dead, Clare.
You can't just wish that away.Copy !req
781. You can't take that back.Copy !req
782. I know, and I said I was sorry.Copy !req
783. I didn't know that any
of this would happen.Copy !req
784. Know what I wish?Copy !req
785. I wish I never met you.
That's what I wish.Copy !req
786. It's my fault. And I know that
I have to get rid of it.Copy !req
787. Will you please help me?Copy !req
788. Please, Ryan?Copy !req
789. Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
790. Okay.Copy !req
791. Bitch!Copy !req
792. She was my best friend, Clare.Copy !req
793. I'm sorry.Copy !req
794. What are you doing here?Copy !req
795. Why haven't you answered my texts?Copy !req
796. You need to leave right now.Copy !req
797. What if I said...Copy !req
798. I don't want to live without you.Copy !req
799. And I don't want you...Copy !req
800. to live without me.Copy !req
801. Please. Just, just leave.Copy !req
802. - So, we're done?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
803. Yes.Copy !req
804. I love you, Clare.Copy !req
805. Where is it?Copy !req
806. What, what do you mean?Copy !req
807. I don't know.Copy !req
808. It's...Copy !req
809. I don't know. It was
right there last night.Copy !req
810. It was right in there. I...Copy !req
811. Oh...Copy !req
812. What does that mean?Copy !req
813. I...Copy !req
814. Maybe it's done with you.Copy !req
815. Maybe it's over.Copy !req
816. Well, what now?
What would I do? What...Copy !req
817. You move on with your life.Copy !req
818. You can do it.Copy !req
819. That's easy to say, Ryan.Copy !req
820. No, it's easy to wish.Copy !req
821. I liked it.
I liked having it.Copy !req
822. It made me feel special.Copy !req
823. Is there anything you wished for
that you can't live without?Copy !req
824. - No.
- See, you don't need it.Copy !req
825. Dad?Copy !req
826. What's going on?Copy !req
827. Well, it was fun
while it lasted.Copy !req
828. It's unbelievable. I mean, who forgets
to pay their taxes for ten years?Copy !req
829. Your mother's
crazy Uncle August.Copy !req
830. Well, here we are.Copy !req
831. Home sweet home.Copy !req
832. Happy birthday, Clare.Copy !req
833. You've gotta be fucking kidding me.Copy !req
834. Recycle first.Copy !req
835. Gross.Copy !req
836. Mmmm, hot.Copy !req
837. You stole it?Copy !req
838. You couldn't get rid of it.
You saw what it did to Meredith.Copy !req
839. I'm just trying to
protect you, okay?Copy !req
840. Okay, so you think
that you can control it.Copy !req
841. You think you can, Clare?Copy !req
842. Really?Copy !req
843. Are you crazy?Copy !req
844. Why would you bring it here
in the first place?Copy !req
845. 'Cause I have two
little sisters at home.Copy !req
846. Give it back. Right now.Copy !req
847. After everything that's happened?Copy !req
848. Yes, June.Copy !req
849. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
850. No! Clare, no, stop it. Clare!Copy !req
851. You see what it's done.
This is a bad idea.Copy !req
852. - June, go away.
- Stop, listen to me! Just stop!Copy !req
853. Clare, come on! No, no, no.
Clare, come here.Copy !req
854. - Just give it to me, Clare. Stop.
- Let go, June!Copy !req
855. - Let go! Let go!
Clare?Copy !req
856. Clare!
No!Copy !req
857. June?Copy !req
858. June? Is she going to be okay?Copy !req
859. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
860. Clare?Copy !req
861. - Go away!
- I thought we were done with this.Copy !req
862. I'm not ready yet.Copy !req
863. You can't keep it.
You know that.Copy !req
864. - You have to get rid of it!
- You don't understand.Copy !req
865. I'm not ready yet!Copy !req
866. What about everything
we talked about?Copy !req
867. I won't wish anymore, okay?Copy !req
868. Okay, it'll be fine.
I just won't wish.Copy !req
869. I'm gonna hang on
to it for a while.Copy !req
870. Clare, please, you're
not hearing yourself.Copy !req
871. You can't control it.
It's controlling you!Copy !req
872. Go away! Okay?Copy !req
873. Please go away.Copy !req
874. I have two wishes left
and if you do not go away,Copy !req
875. I will use one on you,
I swear I'll use it on you.Copy !req
876. Go away!Copy !req
877. You can't keep running from this!Copy !req
878. I know, I know what to do.Copy !req
879. I know, I know what to do,
I know when to... Okay.Copy !req
880. Okay.Copy !req
881. If I had... No.Copy !req
882. If I just don't make any more wishes,
everything will be fine.Copy !req
883. Everything will be fine.Copy !req
884. Clare? School just called.Copy !req
885. Clare? What's going on?Copy !req
886. Get down here!Copy !req
887. Okay.Copy !req
888. I have two wishes left.Copy !req
889. I have two wishes left.Copy !req
890. Two wishes.Copy !req
891. I wish my mother never
committed suicide.Copy !req
892. Oh, God.Copy !req
893. Clare?Copy !req
894. Mom?Copy !req
895. Mom?Copy !req
896. I missed you so much!Copy !req
897. You missed me so much? What?Copy !req
898. Happy birthday!
We got you cake!Copy !req
899. - Sssh!
- And presents!Copy !req
900. Okay, come on. What's the holdup?
Downstairs, kiddo. Chop-chop.Copy !req
901. Al'right. Here it is.Copy !req
902. Yay!Copy !req
903. Happy birthday, kiddo.Copy !req
904. Thank you, Dad.Copy !req
905. Make a wish.Copy !req
906. Clare?Copy !req
907. I'm up here.Copy !req
908. Come open your presents.Copy !req
909. Okay.Copy !req
910. Mommy! Come on, Max!Copy !req
911. This is your fault.Copy !req
912. This is your fault.
Everything is your fault.Copy !req
913. Oh, my God!Copy !req
914. What?Copy !req
915. No. No!Copy !req
916. Yeah, right there is good.Copy !req
917. - Yeah.
You think so, man?Copy !req
918. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
919. Dad! Dad!Copy !req
920. Dad!
- (INTENSE CHAINSAW DRONING)Copy !req
921. - Dad!
- (SQUELCHING)Copy !req
922. Oh, my God! My God!
- No!Copy !req
923. Jon!Copy !req
924. No...Copy !req
925. Argh!Copy !req
926. - No!
- Are you...Copy !req
927. What happened?
Are you...Copy !req
928. Jonathan! No!Copy !req
929. No! No!Copy !req
930. I've got one wish left.Copy !req
931. I know how to beat you!Copy !req
932. I wanna go back!Copy !req
933. I wanna go back before I got you!Copy !req
934. I wanna go back.Copy !req
935. My final wish is I wanna go back
to the morning my dad found you.Copy !req
936. I wanna go back right now!Copy !req
937. - (MAX WHINES)
- Max?Copy !req
938. Hi, Max!Copy !req
939. Mmm... hi.Copy !req
940. Oh, who's a good boy!Copy !req
941. Wait.Copy !req
942. Wait, wait, wait. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
943. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
944. Wait! Hang on, hang on!Copy !req
945. I'm not awake right now.Copy !req
946. - What do you want?
- Nothing. Hi.Copy !req
947. I just wanted to, you
know, hear your voice.Copy !req
948. Seriously? You don't need a kidney
or some ridiculous words of wisdom?Copy !req
949. - No, I just, no...
- Alright, you knowCopy !req
950. - I'm gonna go back to sleep, okay? Night!
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
951. Dad!Copy !req
952. - Hey!
- Hey. What's all this?Copy !req
953. Um, nothing. I just... um I was just
wondering if I could go with you guys.Copy !req
954. You know, like old times.Copy !req
955. - Yeah. Get in.
- Awesome.Copy !req
956. Sure, it'll be like old times.
Be our good luck charm.Copy !req
957. MRS.Aw, you look so nice.Copy !req
958. Clare, you find anything?Copy !req
959. I found...Copy !req
960. I found these. I don't know
what you could use them for.Copy !req
961. Maybe around the house?
I don't know, they're kind of neat.Copy !req
962. - Yeah, I can do something with these.
- Yeah?Copy !req
963. Hey, Carl. Check it out.Copy !req
964. Told you my kid has an eye.Copy !req
965. You always were my good luck charm.Copy !req
966. You gotta come with us again.Copy !req
967. Yeah, maybe I will.Copy !req
968. I have to get to school,
but have fun today. Love you.Copy !req
969. Love you too, buddy.Copy !req
970. Yeah, thank you so much.
You got it.Copy !req
971. Let's go buddy.Copy !req
972. Ryan! Ryan, hey.Copy !req
973. - Can I talk to you for a second?
- Uh, sure.Copy !req
974. Okay, um...Copy !req
975. First off, I just wanted to say, um...Copy !req
976. I'm sorry for the whole McFarts thing.Copy !req
977. Wait. What? Really?Copy !req
978. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
979. But you know what, maybe in the
multiverse, that didn't happen.Copy !req
980. - Hold on, you dig on multiverses?
- Yeah.Copy !req
981. And, also, maybe in the multiverse,
we're really good friends.Copy !req
982. Maybe... we're even dating.Copy !req
983. Well... have we done it?Copy !req
984. No, not yet.Copy !req
985. I have also met your cousin, Gina.
Hung out in her loft and everything.Copy !req
986. Okay, you're freaking me out right now.Copy !req
987. Yeah, good.Copy !req
988. 'Cause I need a favor.Copy !req
989. Okay, this is gonna sound crazy but...Copy !req
990. please don't open this.Copy !req
991. Just... just bury it. No shortcuts.Copy !req
992. Uh... okay.Copy !req
993. What's in it for me?Copy !req
994. Dinner, if you want?Copy !req
995. And maybe we could talk more
on this whole multiverse thing?Copy !req
996. Yeah, and you can tell me how you
know my cousin and that she has a loft.Copy !req
997. - Done.
- Cool.Copy !req
998. Dude!Copy !req
999. I'll see you around.Copy !req
1000. I didn't see her.Copy !req
1001. I just didn't see her.Copy !req
1002. Seven wishes?Copy !req