1. Jo!Copy !req
2. Mommy!Copy !req
3. Mommy!
Clare.Copy !req
4. Mommy!Copy !req
5. How far can I go?Copy !req
6. Just down the street and back.Copy !req
7. - You gonna visit the nest for me?
- Yes!Copy !req
8. Okay.Copy !req
9. Go on, big girl.Copy !req
10. Whee!Copy !req
11. Come on, Max.Copy !req
12. Hey, I'll keep an eye on her for you.Copy !req
13. Max! Max!Copy !req
14. I win.Copy !req
15. - Come on, back in.Copy !req
16. Come on!Copy !req
17. Come on, boy!Copy !req
18. - Max, come on!Copy !req
19. Come on.Copy !req
20. Mrs. Deluca they hatched!Copy !req
21. That is so great sweetie!Copy !req
22. Come on, Max!Copy !req
23. Momma?Copy !req
24. Mommy?Copy !req
25. Momma?Copy !req
26. Morning!Copy !req
27. MRS.Aw, you look so nice.Copy !req
28. - Bye!
- Bye, Mrs. Deluca.Copy !req
29. Oh!Copy !req
30. Hot!Copy !req
31. Hotter.Copy !req
32. Yeah!Copy !req
33. Hi, Uncle August.Copy !req
34. - No, I'll get the paper.
Thank you, Clare.Copy !req
35. Go get off the road, winner!Copy !req
36. I'm trying to drive here!Copy !req
37. Ow!Copy !req
38. Oh, gosh...Copy !req
39. Are you alright?Copy !req
40. Yeah, you know. It's...Copy !req
41. it's Monday.Copy !req
42. Here you go.Copy !req
43. - Thanks
- Yeah.Copy !req
44. See you around.Copy !req
45. I'll check these. See if there's...Copy !req
46. You've gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
47. Come on!Copy !req
48. Check it out.Copy !req
49. Dad!Copy !req
50. You serious?Copy !req
51. What'd I do now?Copy !req
52. You promised that you wouldn't
do this at my school.Copy !req
53. We're not at your school.Copy !req
54. We're across the street
from your school.Copy !req
55. Yeah, but people can still see you.Copy !req
56. Well, who the hell's watching?Copy !req
57. Yeah, her dad's
a dumpster driver.Copy !req
58. Hey, what happened there?Copy !req
59. I fell at Uncle August's house,
he saw the whole thing.Copy !req
60. What did I tell you
about talking to Uncle August?Copy !req
61. You said not to.
But I really don't see why.Copy !req
62. Dad, you're killing me, okay?Copy !req
63. Hey!Copy !req
64. Come on, let's roll out, Shannon.Copy !req
65. Thank you.Copy !req
66. So...Copy !req
67. what do you guys think?Copy !req
68. So good.Copy !req
69. - How long it take you?
- Ah, yeah, like weeks.Copy !req
70. Clare, you try way
too hard, dude.Copy !req
71. Jesus, it's better than
not trying at all.Copy !req
72. - Will you guys help me hang it?
I got you.Copy !req
73. - Yeah, just give me one sec.Copy !req
74. What is she doing?Copy !req
75. It's called
Monster Mutant Slayer.Copy !req
76. Dumbest game ever.Copy !req
77. Hey! Don't mock what you
don't understand dude, okay?Copy !req
78. If I kill Lurching Louisa
and Hacked-Up HarryCopy !req
79. I level up to Mutant Killer.Copy !req
80. And if I get Malformed Molly,
I'm a Monster Mutant Master, man!Copy !req
81. I know. Awesome? Yes.Copy !req
82. Got it.Copy !req
83. Stop!
Sorry. Don't mind him.Copy !req
84. My bad.Copy !req
85. Seriously? Bird ass!Copy !req
86. Recycle first.Copy !req
87. Recycle first.Copy !req
88. Hey, Clare.Copy !req
89. I liked your banner.Copy !req
90. Yeah, I liked it too.Copy !req
91. Hey, Carl!Copy !req
92. Look at this!Copy !req
93. That would fetch
a ton at the swap.Copy !req
94. I have a better idea.Copy !req
95. Jesus, what's...
It's so bad.Copy !req
96. Put it away.Copy !req
97. I mean she's seriously smeggy.Copy !req
98. Like ultimate smeggy.Copy !req
99. I know!
- What was that?Copy !req
100. Um...Copy !req
101. nothing. No.Copy !req
102. Um. Mm. But you were laughing.Copy !req
103. Which is co-signing.Copy !req
104. And we wanna know
what you were laughing about.Copy !req
105. Go ahead.Copy !req
106. Everyone's listening.Copy !req
107. Okay.Copy !req
108. Clare, come on.Copy !req
109. Go Clare. Yeah, do it.Copy !req
110. What's so funny, winner?Copy !req
111. Yeah, what's funny...Copy !req
112. is that you're smegma.Copy !req
113. But like...Copy !req
114. ultimate smegma.Copy !req
115. What does that even mean?Copy !req
116. - Oh, Clare. I got it.
- Well..Copy !req
117. Thank you.Copy !req
118. Yeah, this is great. Um...Copy !req
119. Smegma. It's a noun.Copy !req
120. "A malodorous, opaque,
white or yellow substanceCopy !req
121. produced by the sebaceous glands
of male and female genitalia."Copy !req
122. It's found beneath the foreskin and
glands of the penis in males,Copy !req
123. and in the folds of skin surrounding
the clitoris in females.Copy !req
124. Oh, I... I...Copy !req
125. I'm so sorry. Would you like me
to define "ultimate" for you?Copy !req
126. Oooh!Copy !req
127. Come on. Yeah.Copy !req
128. You got it, Clare!Copy !req
129. Get up! Get up!Copy !req
130. Beat her up, Clare!Copy !req
131. Drop her like a red-headed baby
fresh out of the vagina!Copy !req
132. Get away from her!
Let her go!Copy !req
133. Ooh!Copy !req
134. Son of a bitch!
Get back here!Copy !req
135. What's in it?Copy !req
136. It's broccoli, apple,
lemon and ginger.Copy !req
137. 'Cause we don't want
you to bruise.Copy !req
138. You know what you need.Copy !req
139. Please don't say it. Please.Copy !req
140. A nice boy.Copy !req
141. - You said it.
- Or a nice girl.Copy !req
142. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
143. You must like someone.Copy !req
144. I do, but...Copy !req
145. So what's his or her name?Copy !req
146. Paul.Copy !req
147. I think he said
hi to me once.Copy !req
148. Well, that's something.Copy !req
149. In the fifth grade.Copy !req
150. Hi, Max.Copy !req
151. Hey.Copy !req
152. There you go.Copy !req
153. Man, you got the green stuff.Copy !req
154. It's called "salad".Copy !req
155. It's healthy and
you're welcome.Copy !req
156. I got you a little
something, buddy.Copy !req
157. It's up on your bed.Copy !req
158. Dad, please...
we've talked about this already.Copy !req
159. You've your spaceCopy !req
160. - and then there's my space.
- I know!Copy !req
161. I just found it at this fancy place.
It's got Chinese writing on it.Copy !req
162. Figured since you're
taking Chinese...Copy !req
163. If you don't want it,
Carl'll take it.Copy !req
164. Shit, you're damn right.Copy !req
165. Just consider it an
early birthday present.Copy !req
166. Come on, Max.Copy !req
167. Whoa!Copy !req
168. "Wishes...Copy !req
169. seven."Copy !req
170. Of course that would happen.Copy !req
171. Seven wishes...Copy !req
172. Why not?Copy !req
173. I wish that...Copy !req
174. Darcie Chapman,Copy !req
175. would just...Copy !req
176. I don't know, but just, like, go rot!Copy !req
177. Max?Copy !req
178. - Come on! Come here!Copy !req
179. - Okay.Copy !req
180. Oh, my God!Copy !req
181. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
182. Oh, my God!Copy !req
183. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
184. Oh, my God!Copy !req
185. Darcie?Copy !req
186. Darcie!Copy !req
187. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
188. - Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
189. Necrotizing fasciitis.Copy !req
190. - No!
- Yeah.Copy !req
191. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
192. So apparently,
She-Who-Must-Not-Be-NamedCopy !req
193. picked up a case of
it at the spa.Copy !req
194. And now she's at the ICU.Copy !req
195. She might lose her toes, part
of her leg, and part of her face.Copy !req
196. How sweet is that?Copy !req
197. Ah, she's rotting!Copy !req
198. Yeah.Copy !req
199. Apparently Karma is a bigger
bitch than Darcie Chapman.Copy !req
200. Who knew?Copy !req
201. Oh!Copy !req
202. - It's for Darcie.
- Oh!Copy !req
203. You said that like we should care.Copy !req
204. Um, we're starting a GoFundMe.Copy !req
205. Go fund this.Copy !req
206. Yeah.Copy !req
207. - Go on. Scooch. Bye.
- It's fine. It's fine.Copy !req
208. Meredith.
- It's whatever.Copy !req
209. - Oh, my God!
- You're proud.Copy !req
210. I gotta go.
- All right.Copy !req
211. Definitely have my
attention, lucky box.Copy !req
212. Max, come here.Copy !req
213. Max?Copy !req
214. Max?Copy !req
215. Where are you?Copy !req
216. Max?Copy !req
217. - Ma...Copy !req
218. Max, are you in there? Buddy?Copy !req
219. Buddy?Copy !req
220. You in there?Copy !req
221. You know you're not
supposed to be down here.Copy !req
222. Ow.Copy !req
223. Max?Copy !req
224. Max!Copy !req
225. He was a good dog.Copy !req
226. Mom gave him to me.Copy !req
227. I know, buddy.Copy !req
228. But the majority of the
characters are written in Ancient Chinese.Copy !req
229. If you want an accurate translation,
you'll probably have to talk to a scholar.Copy !req
230. - Got it. Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
231. My cousin could hook it up.Copy !req
232. Ancient Chinese is her thing.Copy !req
233. She'd help you out, for a price.Copy !req
234. I don't really have any money.Copy !req
235. Who said anything about money?Copy !req
236. He'll take a tit pic.Copy !req
237. - Uh...
- And so will I.Copy !req
238. - What?
- Um...Copy !req
239. Never mind.Copy !req
240. Sorry.Copy !req
241. Offer still stands if
you change your mind.Copy !req
242. Dude, seriously?
Just kidding.Copy !req
243. Hey guys,
do you feel that?Copy !req
244. It's like the darkness
has been liftedCopy !req
245. ever since Bitchface-Since-Birth
left the building.Copy !req
246. I heard they had to amputate
a few of her toes.Copy !req
247. Sweet.Copy !req
248. Guys, we shouldn't be
happy about this.Copy !req
249. Clare, I never said
I was happy.Copy !req
250. I'm freaking ecstatic, man!Copy !req
251. Almost like being here.Copy !req
252. I wish thatCopy !req
253. Paul Middlebrook
would fall madly in love with me.Copy !req
254. Oh!Copy !req
255. Hey.Copy !req
256. Hey.Copy !req
257. - Paul?
- Yeah.Copy !req
258. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.Copy !req
259. - So I...
- Bell ringing.Copy !req
260. I'll see you around Claire.Copy !req
261. Yep!Copy !req
262. Oh, my God. Oh, My God.Copy !req
263. And now, this news
just coming in.Copy !req
264. - A local resident...
- Hey.Copy !req
265. owner of the iconic
glass house estate in Gates MillsCopy !req
266. - What's going on?
- August Anderson,Copy !req
267. was found deceased in
his residence this afternoon.Copy !req
268. Are we going to the funeral?Copy !req
269. Hey, as far as I'm concerned,
good riddance.Copy !req
270. What's gonna happen to
all of his stuff?Copy !req
271. If there's a will, trust me,
we ain't in it.Copy !req
272. Yeah.Copy !req
273. Course not.Copy !req
274. Ow! Dammit, Dad! Come on!Copy !req
275. - What?
- We don't have room for all of this crap!Copy !req
276. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
277. What?
- I'm going to use those.Copy !req
278. What do you need these for, huh?Copy !req
279. Dad, seriously.
You can't get rid of anything!Copy !req
280. What would Mom say, huh?Copy !req
281. Dad.Copy !req
282. Dad! Are you listening to...
God!Copy !req
283. You never listen to
anything I say!Copy !req
284. Come on.Copy !req
285. I wish...Copy !req
286. I wish that Uncle August
would leave me everything.Copy !req
287. So there.Copy !req
288. God, Clare, you're so stupid.Copy !req
289. Uh, thank you for calling.Copy !req
290. What's going on, Dad?Copy !req
291. You're never gonna believe this.Copy !req
292. What?Copy !req
293. Apparently, you weren't
cut out of his will.Copy !req
294. How much do we get?Copy !req
295. All of it, buddy.Copy !req
296. No way.Copy !req
297. Yes... way.Copy !req
298. Yes!Copy !req
299. Yes! Yes! What?Copy !req
300. Yes!Copy !req
301. You're gonna...Copy !req
302. - take the sax with us?
- Why not?Copy !req
303. No, you just you haven't
played since mom...Copy !req
304. You never know.Copy !req
305. I'm so happy for you.Copy !req
306. Sweetheart.Copy !req
307. Come visit, or you'll
hurt my feelings.Copy !req
308. - Of course.
- Okay.Copy !req
309. - Dad?
- Down here, bud.Copy !req
310. - What are you waiting for? Get in!
- Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
311. Oh, my God!Copy !req
312. Call the girls.Copy !req
313. Um, Clare, that thing is,
like, eight hundred dollars.Copy !req
314. I know.Copy !req
315. Yeah, so if you buy it,
you're an asshole.Copy !req
316. Totally.Copy !req
317. You want one?Copy !req
318. No! Wait, I'm not that psycho shallow,
dude. Come on.Copy !req
319. June?Copy !req
320. I love you. You're my
bestest friend ever.Copy !req
321. - Okay, let's go.
- Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
322. Damn!Copy !req
323. Peer pressure.Copy !req
324. Out of the way, peasants.Copy !req
325. - Bye, guys!
Bye!Copy !req
326. Hmm...Copy !req
327. I found something you might like.Copy !req
328. Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
329. They're your mother's.Copy !req
330. I found them when I was
packing up our stuff.Copy !req
331. Wow.Copy !req
332. I forgot how good she was.Copy !req
333. Where do you think
you get it from?Copy !req
334. Some of these are so happy.Copy !req
335. So was she.Copy !req
336. Until she wasn't.Copy !req
337. Why do you think she did it?Copy !req
338. Buddy, I've been asking myself that
every single day for the last 12 years.Copy !req
339. Still don't have an answer.Copy !req
340. Do you think I'm like her?Copy !req
341. Course you are.Copy !req
342. No, no, no, sweetie, no.Copy !req
343. Not like that.Copy !req
344. What I mean is, you're smart and funny,
you don't take people's crap.Copy !req
345. Well, statistically, if you have
a parent that committed suicide...Copy !req
346. Clare, she was a good woman,
but she had a rough childhood.Copy !req
347. And secrets, honey.Copy !req
348. I think that...Copy !req
349. I think maybe...Copy !req
350. her secrets were too big
to live with and...Copy !req
351. it was easier to just let go.Copy !req
352. I'm sorry. Come here.Copy !req
353. What are you talking about?
I'm just not into it any more.Copy !req
354. It's not you... It's just...Copy !req
355. Are you breaking up with me?Copy !req
356. I can't date someone
I don't have feelings for.Copy !req
357. Right.Copy !req
358. Right.Copy !req
359. Oh!Copy !req
360. Oh!Copy !req
361. So, will you?Copy !req
362. Will I, what?Copy !req
363. Go out with me?Copy !req
364. Look...Copy !req
365. I know this is short notice butCopy !req
366. Senior Scavenge is coming up,
I thought it would be fun if we went.Copy !req
367. Paul, you just broke up
with your girlfriend.Copy !req
368. Plus, I already have a team...
but thank you.Copy !req
369. But, we can still go.Copy !req
370. Yeah, I'll think about it.Copy !req
371. - Yeah.Copy !req
372. Oh! Um...Copy !req
373. I'll see you around.Copy !req
374. Nice.Copy !req
375. Whoo!Copy !req
376. That's it.
Ryan!Copy !req
377. What's the price?Copy !req
378. Of?Copy !req
379. Your cousin helping me
translate something.Copy !req
380. Ah... well.Copy !req
381. She's a slut for wontons.Copy !req
382. Oh?Copy !req
383. Done, yeah.Copy !req
384. - When can we go?
- Let's go right now!Copy !req
385. Awesome.Copy !req
386. So... I'm waiting.Copy !req
387. For?Copy !req
388. An apology. Been waiting for years.Copy !req
389. What did I do?Copy !req
390. First grade. Sharing circle.
You farted.Copy !req
391. I did not fart!Copy !req
392. You farted and you blamed it on meCopy !req
393. and everyone called me McFarts
until, like, the sixth grade.Copy !req
394. I'm sorry.Copy !req
395. Are you really?Copy !req
396. Yeah.Copy !req
397. Then apology accepted.Copy !req
398. But maybe in the multiverse,
it never happened.Copy !req
399. Or it did happen and you farted,Copy !req
400. blamed it on me and
I got called McFarts.Copy !req
401. Wait.Copy !req
402. You dig on multiverses?Copy !req
403. Yeah, I mean, the theory that,
you know, another you existsCopy !req
404. in different circumstancesCopy !req
405. under different planes of reality,
yada, yada, yada.Copy !req
406. Yeah, I dig.Copy !req
407. Well, maybe in the multiverse,
neither of us farted.Copy !req
408. Maybe we're even dating.Copy !req
409. Maybe.Copy !req
410. Maybe not.Copy !req
411. Hey, Gina, it's me.
Let me up.Copy !req
412. This.Copy !req
413. Bitchin'.Copy !req
414. Yeah, I don't
know anything about it.Copy !req
415. And I can't...Copy !req
416. I can't really read
what it says, but...Copy !req
417. Can you open it?Copy !req
418. Well, it looks like a
version of a Chinese Wish Pot.Copy !req
419. They're pretty common actually.Copy !req
420. You take a piece of paper,
write down your wish,Copy !req
421. put it in the pot,
and wait for it to come true.Copy !req
422. Let's see. This one.Copy !req
423. It's heavy.Copy !req
424. Okay, it promises to
grant seven wishes.Copy !req
425. And there are rules.Copy !req
426. "Lay your hands upon me."Copy !req
427. I guess you have to be touching it
to make a wish?Copy !req
428. "Abandon, lose, or sell me and
all your wishes will be undone."Copy !req
429. Huh.Copy !req
430. Yeah, and what does...
What does this say?Copy !req
431. That is not a word.
It's a name.Copy !req
432. "Lu Mei"?Copy !req
433. "The legend of Lu Mei."Copy !req
434. "In 1910, bubonic plague swept
through mainland China.Copy !req
435. Lu Mei and her family were suspected
of being infectedCopy !req
436. so they were
quarantined in a train carCopy !req
437. where they died of heat stroke
and dehydration.Copy !req
438. Lu Mei was the only survivor.Copy !req
439. Local legend says she took the only
valuable thing the family owned,Copy !req
440. a music box, and went to a temple
to pray for revenge.Copy !req
441. She prayed for
seven days and seven nightsCopy !req
442. and on the seventh night,
a Yaoguai answered."Copy !req
443. "Yaoguai"?Copy !req
444. A demon of the Chinese persuasion.Copy !req
445. If you believe in that sort of thing.Copy !req
446. It says, "Lu Mei became very wealthy
and her enemies were vanquished.Copy !req
447. In 1922, she died.Copy !req
448. Suicide.Copy !req
449. Opium."Copy !req
450. Romantic.Copy !req
451. So...Copy !req
452. what do these numbers
mean on the bottom?Copy !req
453. I have no idea.Copy !req
454. A mystery.Copy !req
455. Um... It also says,Copy !req
456. "When the music ends..."Copy !req
457. something happens.Copy !req
458. Like?Copy !req
459. I don't know. It could be
a few different things butCopy !req
460. my guy Mike at UWA,
he's pretty smart, soCopy !req
461. I will let you know
what he says.Copy !req
462. Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
463. - Here, get this.
- Thanks.Copy !req
464. All right. Well, me and my 'tons
need some time alone.Copy !req
465. I prefer to destroy
them in private.Copy !req
466. Need anything else?Copy !req
467. - No. We're out.
Cool.Copy !req
468. - It was great to meet you.
You too.Copy !req
469. Thanks.Copy !req
470. Hey, hey.Copy !req
471. She's cute.
Ask her out.Copy !req
472. I'm trying.Copy !req
473. - Good luck.Copy !req
474. - Bye!
Bye.Copy !req
475. Aww.Copy !req
476. Mmmm... Yum!Copy !req
477. What's up?Copy !req
478. Nothing. I just...
I feel like Lu Mei's box...Copy !req
479. - God!
Whoa.Copy !req
480. Good stuff in here.Copy !req
481. Dad, what are you doing?Copy !req
482. Wha... What are you talking about?Copy !req
483. I'm just hanging out with Carl,
picking up some stuff.Copy !req
484. Dad, we live in a fricking mansion.
What else do you need?Copy !req
485. Clare.Copy !req
486. - It's not a big...
- No, forget about it.Copy !req
487. You didn't see that.Copy !req
488. No. Totally didn't see your dad
digging through the trash at all.Copy !req
489. I wish that my Dad would just...Copy !req
490. just stop being so embarrassing.Copy !req
491. Mike, you are one prompt bastard.Copy !req
492. Oh, well, that's messed up.Copy !req
493. Great.Copy !req
494. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
495. Ryan.Copy !req
496. Can I say something
totally inappropriate?Copy !req
497. Sure, go for it.Copy !req
498. Your dad is, like...Copy !req
499. serious hot sauce.Copy !req
500. Like Sriracha hot.Copy !req
501. Yes!Copy !req
502. Yo, it's Ryan. Leave a message.Copy !req
503. Hey, it's Gina.
I got that translation for you and...Copy !req
504. - it's messed up.Copy !req
505. Fuck! Um...Copy !req
506. it's so messed up, it's actually
beginning to freak me out.Copy !req
507. So, ah, call me back
as soon as you can and...Copy !req
508. Hey, Gina, it's me.
Let me up.Copy !req
509. Hello?Copy !req
510. Gina!Copy !req
511. Gina!Copy !req
512. Gina?Copy !req
513. No. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
514. Fuck!Copy !req
515. Oh, my God!Copy !req
516. Oh, hey. How you doing?
- Good. How are you?Copy !req
517. - I'm well. Where you going?
- Um...Copy !req
518. just the class that
we're in together.Copy !req
519. Oh, yeah.
Duh! I'll walk you there.Copy !req
520. - Sounds great. Thanks.Copy !req
521. Clare!
- Oh, hey, I'll see you at class.Copy !req
522. Okay. Sounds good.
- Ryan, where have you been?Copy !req
523. Is everything okay?Copy !req
524. Can I ask you something?
It's gonna sound so...Copy !req
525. stupid and so crazy but, um...Copy !req
526. You know that wish box
your dad got you?Copy !req
527. Have you made any wishes?Copy !req
528. - What? Why?
- So, have you wished?Copy !req
529. Why do you keep
asking me that?Copy !req
530. Why don't you answer?Copy !req
531. Has it played any music yet?Copy !req
532. Ryan, who cares?
I...Copy !req
533. "A blood price."Copy !req
534. That phrase Gina couldn't
quite translate.Copy !req
535. It says...Copy !req
536. "When the music ends,
the blood price is paid."Copy !req
537. Um...Copy !req
538. tell her I said thanks.Copy !req
539. What? What is it?Copy !req
540. Ah, she's, uh...Copy !req
541. She's dead, Clare.Copy !req
542. Oh, my God!Copy !req
543. I'm so sorry.
When did...Copy !req
544. A few nights ago.Copy !req
545. I don't even know
what to say...Copy !req
546. Did it play its music then?Copy !req
547. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
548. How'd you get to live
in that mansion, again?Copy !req
549. We're gonna be late for class, Ryan.
Are you coming?Copy !req
550. Have you?Copy !req
551. Clare!Copy !req
552. We're going to be studying
southern China, the area of Guangzhou.Copy !req
553. First we're going to start
with the northernmost state...Copy !req
554. Clare!Copy !req
555. Come join us.Copy !req
556. - Um, Paul...
- Okay.Copy !req
557. Oh, did that just happen?Copy !req
558. I think so.Copy !req
559. Oh, oh.
Oh! Burn.Copy !req
560. Still a nobody.Copy !req
561. How's it feel, winner?Copy !req
562. We're outta here.Copy !req
563. Haters gonna hate.Copy !req
564. There's not much
you can do about it.Copy !req
565. I wish that I was the
most popular girl in school.Copy !req
566. Yeah. That'd be awesome.Copy !req
567. You coming with me, right?Copy !req
568. - Where?
- Senior Scavenge.Copy !req
569. - Yes.
- Finally. Say it again.Copy !req
570. Yes.Copy !req
571. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
572. I was trying to think of something
dope to say before I kissed you.Copy !req
573. That wasn't it.Copy !req
574. Hey!Copy !req
575. Hey! Wait, hey!Copy !req
576. Hello?Copy !req
577. Who are you?Copy !req
578. Hello?Copy !req
579. Clare.
- Oh!Copy !req
580. What's going on?Copy !req
581. Nothing. I just...Copy !req
582. Um...Copy !req
583. I think that
someone's following me.Copy !req
584. - What? Since when?
- Um...Copy !req
585. Since I got the music box.Copy !req
586. Mrs. Deluca, are you home?
It's Clare.Copy !req
587. Mrs. Deluca?Copy !req
588. Ugh!Copy !req
589. Hello?Copy !req
590. Hey. What's up?Copy !req
591. So cute.
Beyond cute.Copy !req
592. I don't know, Clare.Copy !req
593. Why don't you go ask
your new friends?Copy !req
594. I mean, seriously,
I don't get it.Copy !req
595. Why is everyone so
into you lately?Copy !req
596. You're not that special.Copy !req
597. Truth.Copy !req
598. Hey.Copy !req
599. What's wrong?Copy !req
600. I need to talk to you
guys about something.Copy !req
601. I don't know what's
going on and...Copy !req
602. I don't know
what to do.Copy !req
603. This is it?Copy !req
604. Don't... kick... that!Copy !req
605. Don't do that! Okay?Copy !req
606. Will someone say something?Copy !req
607. All right.Copy !req
608. I mean, have you ever
heard of coincidence?Copy !req
609. - Oh, my God!
- That's all this is, Clare.Copy !req
610. Coincidence.Copy !req
611. Yeah, Clare. I don't know.Copy !req
612. I'm telling you,
I don't think so. I really don't.Copy !req
613. You wanna know what
I think, Clare?Copy !req
614. Yeah.Copy !req
615. I think you're a selfish
bowl of bitch sauce.Copy !req
616. If I had seven wishes,
you know what I'd have done?Copy !req
617. I would have wished
for world peaceCopy !req
618. and I would cure cancer.
I mean, you've used four whole wishes.Copy !req
619. - Five wishes.
- Five whole wishes already.Copy !req
620. And you didn't wish for anything
for me and June.Copy !req
621. Nothing. We're your best friends.Copy !req
622. Come on! Like, you didn't think, like...Copy !req
623. "Oh, well, I know Meredith wants
an internship at Everest GamesCopy !req
624. - and June wants to get into Brown."
- You don't believe in this anyway!Copy !req
625. - So?
- Guys, are you serious?Copy !req
626. Do you think that if...Copy !req
627. if I believed this from
the very beginningCopy !req
628. that I wouldn't have
wished for my mom to...Copy !req
629. over you guys? I...Copy !req
630. It's okay. Say it.Copy !req
631. Nothing.Copy !req
632. Nothing. I just...
I don't...Copy !req
633. think that I should
be wishing anymore.Copy !req
634. I think you should
throw it away.Copy !req
635. Doesn't that make
the most sense?Copy !req
636. - Just get rid of it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
637. It says if I get rid of it,
all of my wishes will be undone.Copy !req
638. But if you really think
people have died...Copy !req
639. aren't you a bad person if you keep it?Copy !req
640. Yeah. By "bad person"
June means, "psycho bitch."Copy !req
641. Oh!Copy !req
642. Nauseating Norma's outside,
and I'm so over this conversation.Copy !req
643. Just throw it away.Copy !req
644. You'll feel so much better.Copy !req
645. I mean, it hasn't really worked.
I still feel miserable.Copy !req
646. Toss it and it's done.Copy !req
647. You won't have to worry about it anymore.Copy !req
648. I'll be right back.Copy !req
649. - I'm gonna get us some cotton candy.
- Okay.Copy !req
650. Clare, hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
651. Check this out.
Junie and I are still alive, dude.Copy !req
652. - Go figure, right.
- Okay.Copy !req
653. Just ignore her, Clare.
So, did you do it?Copy !req
654. Did you throw it away?Copy !req
655. Yeah, right after you guys left.Copy !req
656. Cool.
Come on!Copy !req
657. Hey, where you guys going?
The hunt's about to start.Copy !req
658. Yeah. We'll be right back.Copy !req
659. Hurry up.Copy !req
660. Okay, be right back.Copy !req
661. - Okay.
- Kids, man.Copy !req
662. Wait, hang on. Paul, stop.Copy !req
663. Ow.Copy !req
664. What's this?Copy !req
665. Nothing.Copy !req
666. Let me see your phone.Copy !req
667. Now, or I'm out.Copy !req
668. They're just pictures of you.Copy !req
669. You're even cute when you're sleeping.Copy !req
670. You've been spying on me.Copy !req
671. - Well, yeah.
- What is wrong with you?Copy !req
672. Are you mad?Copy !req
673. Yes, I'm mad.Copy !req
674. You're smokin'
when you're mad.Copy !req
675. I think maybe that
we need a break.Copy !req
676. I don't.Copy !req
677. I was just trying to be nice.Copy !req
678. Paul, I'm breaking up with you.Copy !req
679. - I gotta get out of here.
- Clare, wait.Copy !req
680. This isn't over. Clare!Copy !req
681. Where is she?
It's about to start.Copy !req
682. What? No.Copy !req
683. Hey, what happened?Copy !req
684. Junebug almost just got
barbecued and I saved her.Copy !req
685. Hey, got ninja, right?Copy !req
686. Ow-wah.Copy !req
687. Wait, guys. I just
got the first clue.Copy !req
688. - Okay, let's go.
- Come on, let's go.Copy !req
689. Hey, buddy. It's Dad.Copy !req
690. I got a gig outside town so
I'm gonna be home around midnight. Okay?Copy !req
691. I love you.Copy !req
692. Shit!Copy !req
693. Come on.
Are you sure?Copy !req
694. Yeah, of course I'm sure.Copy !req
695. Look.Copy !req
696. - What goes up, must come down.
Yes.Copy !req
697. You get it? Alright.Copy !req
698. Come on, guys,
let's get this selfie.Copy !req
699. Boom. Five down, five more to go.Copy !req
700. Saxon's goin' down tonight.Copy !req
701. - All right, where to next?Copy !req
702. Oh oh oh!Copy !req
703. - Holy... ballsack.
- What?Copy !req
704. Malformed Molly's
in the building.Copy !req
705. Twenty-sixth floor. I gotta go.Copy !req
706. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
707. Don't hate. Don't hate.Copy !req
708. Meredith! Come on!Copy !req
709. Clare! Just give me
five minutes, alright?Copy !req
710. And when I'm back,
Monster Mutant Master. Right here.Copy !req
711. Dammit.Copy !req
712. I didn't do it.Copy !req
713. Do what?Copy !req
714. The box. I still have it.
I couldn't throw it away.Copy !req
715. That's messed up, Clare.Copy !req
716. I know.Copy !req
717. I tried, I just... I couldn't do it.Copy !req
718. Aw man! I'm the shit!Copy !req
719. Great!Copy !req
720. Shit.Copy !req
721. - Meredith?
- Hey. Um...Copy !req
722. Clare, I'm stuck, okay?Copy !req
723. Please get someone to help me.
I'm stuck in this stupid elevator.Copy !req
724. Uh...Copy !req
725. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
726. Argh.Copy !req
727. Crap!Copy !req
728. Hey, um, never mind.Copy !req
729. Dammit!Copy !req
730. No!Copy !req
731. Clare!Copy !req
732. Meredith!Copy !req
733. Meredith!Copy !req
734. - Meredith!Copy !req
735. This is your fault.Copy !req
736. All your fault.Copy !req
737. Hey, come on.Copy !req
738. No.Copy !req
739. Come on. Let's get
you outta here.Copy !req
740. Come on.Copy !req
741. You know the number on the box
that we couldn't figure out?Copy !req
742. Well, I did.Copy !req
743. It's a military ID number belonging to
an airman by the name of Arthur Sands.Copy !req
744. That's him.Copy !req
745. He was stationed in China
at the end of World War ll.Copy !req
746. A few years later he opened up a
very successful car dealership in Jersey.Copy !req
747. He lost his best friend
in a freak accident.Copy !req
748. Here's the kicker.Copy !req
749. That's him six months later.Copy !req
750. Oh, my God!Copy !req
751. After his suicide,
his wife was institutionalized.Copy !req
752. She swore a music box
had destroyed her family.Copy !req
753. In the last five years or so...Copy !req
754. the box resurfaced again in Cleveland,
with a man named Lawrence Hart.Copy !req
755. He wins the lottery, marries his high
school sweetheart and has two daughters.Copy !req
756. A perfect life.Copy !req
757. Until people around
him start dying off.Copy !req
758. His daughters drowned,
his wife died in a car accidentCopy !req
759. and Hart lost his mind.Copy !req
760. He barricades himself in his house and
that's where he dies, in a massive fire.Copy !req
761. You know what's weird?Copy !req
762. What's left of his estate is
a few blocks from your house, Clare.Copy !req
763. There was another phrase on the box
I don't think you saw.Copy !req
764. It was a warning.Copy !req
765. "After seven wishes,
the Yaoguai claims the soul."Copy !req
766. That's its final price.Copy !req
767. - Hey.
- What?Copy !req
768. How many wishes
have you made?Copy !req
769. I've made five wishes.Copy !req
770. Jesus, Clare.
What the hell is wrong with you?Copy !req
771. I'm sorry, but...Copy !req
772. "But" how is there a "but?"
People are dead!Copy !req
773. It was just nice to be
normal for a while.Copy !req
774. That's your excuse?Copy !req
775. What'd you wish for, anyway?Copy !req
776. - That nice house?
- No.Copy !req
777. Oh now, bullshit! People are dead, Clare.
You can't just wish that away.Copy !req
778. You can't take that back.Copy !req
779. I know, and I said I was sorry.Copy !req
780. I didn't know that any
of this would happen.Copy !req
781. Know what I wish?Copy !req
782. I wish I never met you.
That's what I wish.Copy !req
783. It's my fault. And I know that
I have to get rid of it.Copy !req
784. Will you please help me?Copy !req
785. Please, Ryan?Copy !req
786. Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
787. Okay.Copy !req
788. Bitch!Copy !req
789. She was my best friend, Clare.Copy !req
790. I'm sorry.Copy !req
791. What are you doing here?Copy !req
792. Why haven't you answered my texts?Copy !req
793. You need to leave right now.Copy !req
794. What if I said...Copy !req
795. I don't want to live without you.Copy !req
796. And I don't want you...Copy !req
797. to live without me.Copy !req
798. Please. Just, just leave.Copy !req
799. - So, we're done?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
800. Yes.Copy !req
801. I love you, Clare.Copy !req
802. Where is it?Copy !req
803. What, what do you mean?Copy !req
804. I don't know.Copy !req
805. It's...Copy !req
806. I don't know. It was
right there last night.Copy !req
807. It was right in there. I...Copy !req
808. Oh...Copy !req
809. What does that mean?Copy !req
810. I...Copy !req
811. Maybe it's done with you.Copy !req
812. Maybe it's over.Copy !req
813. Well, what now?
What would I do? What...Copy !req
814. You move on with your life.Copy !req
815. You can do it.Copy !req
816. That's easy to say, Ryan.Copy !req
817. No, it's easy to wish.Copy !req
818. I liked it.
I liked having it.Copy !req
819. It made me feel special.Copy !req
820. Is there anything you wished for
that you can't live without?Copy !req
821. - No.
- See, you don't need it.Copy !req
822. Dad?Copy !req
823. What's going on?Copy !req
824. Well, it was fun
while it lasted.Copy !req
825. It's unbelievable. I mean, who forgets
to pay their taxes for ten years?Copy !req
826. Your mother's
crazy Uncle August.Copy !req
827. Well, here we are.Copy !req
828. Home sweet home.Copy !req
829. Happy birthday, Clare.Copy !req
830. You've gotta be fucking kidding me.Copy !req
831. Recycle first.Copy !req
832. Gross.Copy !req
833. Mmmm, hot.Copy !req
834. You stole it?Copy !req
835. You couldn't get rid of it.
You saw what it did to Meredith.Copy !req
836. I'm just trying to
protect you, okay?Copy !req
837. Okay, so you think
that you can control it.Copy !req
838. You think you can, Clare?Copy !req
839. Really?Copy !req
840. Are you crazy?Copy !req
841. Why would you bring it here
in the first place?Copy !req
842. 'Cause I have two
little sisters at home.Copy !req
843. Give it back. Right now.Copy !req
844. After everything that's happened?Copy !req
845. Yes, June.Copy !req
846. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
847. No! Clare, no, stop it. Clare!Copy !req
848. You see what it's done.
This is a bad idea.Copy !req
849. - June, go away.
- Stop, listen to me! Just stop!Copy !req
850. Clare, come on! No, no, no.
Clare, come here.Copy !req
851. - Just give it to me, Clare. Stop.
- Let go, June!Copy !req
852. - Let go! Let go!
Clare?Copy !req
853. Clare!
No!Copy !req
854. June?Copy !req
855. June? Is she going to be okay?Copy !req
856. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
857. Clare?Copy !req
858. - Go away!
- I thought we were done with this.Copy !req
859. I'm not ready yet.Copy !req
860. You can't keep it.
You know that.Copy !req
861. - You have to get rid of it!
- You don't understand.Copy !req
862. I'm not ready yet!Copy !req
863. What about everything
we talked about?Copy !req
864. I won't wish anymore, okay?Copy !req
865. Okay, it'll be fine.
I just won't wish.Copy !req
866. I'm gonna hang on
to it for a while.Copy !req
867. Clare, please, you're
not hearing yourself.Copy !req
868. You can't control it.
It's controlling you!Copy !req
869. Go away! Okay?Copy !req
870. Please go away.Copy !req
871. I have two wishes left
and if you do not go away,Copy !req
872. I will use one on you,
I swear I'll use it on you.Copy !req
873. Go away!Copy !req
874. You can't keep running from this!Copy !req
875. I know, I know what to do.Copy !req
876. I know, I know what to do,
I know when to... Okay.Copy !req
877. Okay.Copy !req
878. If I had... No.Copy !req
879. If I just don't make any more wishes,
everything will be fine.Copy !req
880. Everything will be fine.Copy !req
881. Clare? School just called.Copy !req
882. Clare? What's going on?Copy !req
883. Get down here!Copy !req
884. Okay.Copy !req
885. I have two wishes left.Copy !req
886. I have two wishes left.Copy !req
887. Two wishes.Copy !req
888. I wish my mother never
committed suicide.Copy !req
889. Oh, God.Copy !req
890. Clare?Copy !req
891. Mom?Copy !req
892. Mom?Copy !req
893. I missed you so much!Copy !req
894. You missed me so much? What?Copy !req
895. Happy birthday!
We got you cake!Copy !req
896. - Sssh!
- And presents!Copy !req
897. Okay, come on. What's the holdup?
Downstairs, kiddo. Chop-chop.Copy !req
898. Al'right. Here it is.Copy !req
899. Yay!Copy !req
900. Happy birthday, kiddo.Copy !req
901. Thank you, Dad.Copy !req
902. Make a wish.Copy !req
903. Clare?Copy !req
904. I'm up here.Copy !req
905. Come open your presents.Copy !req
906. Okay.Copy !req
907. Mommy! Come on, Max!Copy !req
908. This is your fault.Copy !req
909. This is your fault.
Everything is your fault.Copy !req
910. Oh, my God!Copy !req
911. What?Copy !req
912. No. No!Copy !req
913. Yeah, right there is good.Copy !req
914. - Yeah.
You think so, man?Copy !req
915. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
916. Dad! Dad!Copy !req
917. Dad!Copy !req
918. - Dad!Copy !req
919. Oh, my God! My God!
- No!Copy !req
920. Jon!Copy !req
921. No...Copy !req
922. Argh!Copy !req
923. - No!
- Are you...Copy !req
924. What happened?
Are you...Copy !req
925. Jonathan! No!Copy !req
926. No! No!Copy !req
927. I've got one wish left.Copy !req
928. I know how to beat you!Copy !req
929. I wanna go back!Copy !req
930. I wanna go back before I got you!Copy !req
931. I wanna go back.Copy !req
932. My final wish is I wanna go back
to the morning my dad found you.Copy !req
933. I wanna go back right now!Copy !req
934. - Max?Copy !req
935. Hi, Max!Copy !req
936. Mmm... hi.Copy !req
937. Oh, who's a good boy!Copy !req
938. Wait.Copy !req
939. Wait, wait, wait. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
940. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
941. Wait! Hang on, hang on!Copy !req
942. I'm not awake right now.Copy !req
943. - What do you want?
- Nothing. Hi.Copy !req
944. I just wanted to, you
know, hear your voice.Copy !req
945. Seriously? You don't need a kidney
or some ridiculous words of wisdom?Copy !req
946. - No, I just, no...
- Alright, you knowCopy !req
947. - I'm gonna go back to sleep, okay? Night!
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
948. Dad!Copy !req
949. - Hey!
- Hey. What's all this?Copy !req
950. Um, nothing. I just... um I was just
wondering if I could go with you guys.Copy !req
951. You know, like old times.Copy !req
952. - Yeah. Get in.
- Awesome.Copy !req
953. Sure, it'll be like old times.
Be our good luck charm.Copy !req
954. MRS.Aw, you look so nice.Copy !req
955. Clare, you find anything?Copy !req
956. I found...Copy !req
957. I found these. I don't know
what you could use them for.Copy !req
958. Maybe around the house?
I don't know, they're kind of neat.Copy !req
959. - Yeah, I can do something with these.
- Yeah?Copy !req
960. Hey, Carl. Check it out.Copy !req
961. Told you my kid has an eye.Copy !req
962. You always were my good luck charm.Copy !req
963. You gotta come with us again.Copy !req
964. Yeah, maybe I will.Copy !req
965. I have to get to school,
but have fun today. Love you.Copy !req
966. Love you too, buddy.Copy !req
967. Yeah, thank you so much.
You got it.Copy !req
968. Let's go buddy.Copy !req
969. Ryan! Ryan, hey.Copy !req
970. - Can I talk to you for a second?
- Uh, sure.Copy !req
971. Okay, um...Copy !req
972. First off, I just wanted to say, um...Copy !req
973. I'm sorry for the whole McFarts thing.Copy !req
974. Wait. What? Really?Copy !req
975. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
976. But you know what, maybe in the
multiverse, that didn't happen.Copy !req
977. - Hold on, you dig on multiverses?
- Yeah.Copy !req
978. And, also, maybe in the multiverse,
we're really good friends.Copy !req
979. Maybe... we're even dating.Copy !req
980. Well... have we done it?Copy !req
981. No, not yet.Copy !req
982. I have also met your cousin, Gina.
Hung out in her loft and everything.Copy !req
983. Okay, you're freaking me out right now.Copy !req
984. Yeah, good.Copy !req
985. 'Cause I need a favor.Copy !req
986. Okay, this is gonna sound crazy but...Copy !req
987. please don't open this.Copy !req
988. Just... just bury it. No shortcuts.Copy !req
989. Uh... okay.Copy !req
990. What's in it for me?Copy !req
991. Dinner, if you want?Copy !req
992. And maybe we could talk more
on this whole multiverse thing?Copy !req
993. Yeah, and you can tell me how you
know my cousin and that she has a loft.Copy !req
994. - Done.
- Cool.Copy !req
995. Dude!Copy !req
996. I'll see you around.Copy !req
997. I didn't see her.Copy !req
998. I just didn't see her.Copy !req
999. Seven wishes?Copy !req