1. - What is this?Copy !req
2. Don't you know who I am?Copy !req
3. Now, follow me.Copy !req
4. Carefully, just like this.Copy !req
5. Okay, raise your paper.Copy !req
6. And with scales, some grass, some clouds.Copy !req
7. Huh? Oh.Copy !req
8. Stupid teacher.Copy !req
9. Whoa.Copy !req
10. - Hi, Mom.
- Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
11. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
12. There you are. Hungry? You want a snack?Copy !req
13. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
14. - What'd you learn?
- We learned about dragons.Copy !req
15. - Your mom forgot you. She doesn't—
- Jimmy, stop. It's rude.Copy !req
16. You know it's only the two of them.
She's trying her best.Copy !req
17. I'm Li Na.Copy !req
18. I'm Din.Copy !req
19. You can walk home with me.Copy !req
20. My dad's always late.Copy !req
21. - Which one?
- This one.Copy !req
22. Fly, little Clucky!Copy !req
23. I'll call you later.Copy !req
24. No, no, you first got to
multiply the top by the bottom.Copy !req
25. - Come here, little monkey. Up!
Bye, Din!Copy !req
26. Hot!Copy !req
27. - You're late!
- I had to get the stuff!Copy !req
28. All right, scales. Oh! Roller skates!Copy !req
29. Ready, set, awesome dragon kite!Copy !req
30. I guess it didn't work.Copy !req
31. Let's make a promise
to be best friends forever.Copy !req
32. Friends forever…Copy !req
33. …year by year,Copy !req
34. upon this we will always swear.Copy !req
35. - Come on. It's time to go.
- Dad, we said—Copy !req
36. Li Na, we've been over this already.Copy !req
37. I have to go, Din.Copy !req
38. But I fixed our kite.Copy !req
39. Come along, Li Na.Copy !req
40. Take care, kiddo.Copy !req
41. Bye, Din.Copy !req
42. Eyes ahead, Na Na.Copy !req
43. We're off to a… a better life,
and we have to leave this one behind.Copy !req
44. Okay, uh, next up,
235 Gao Shue Street.Copy !req
45. - Delivery!
- Thank you!Copy !req
46. You're welcome!Copy !req
47. - Delivery! Have a nice day!
- Thank you!Copy !req
48. - Delivery! Welcome!
- Thank you.Copy !req
49. - Delivery!
- Thank you.Copy !req
50. - Delivery!
- Thank you.Copy !req
51. Oh, Wei! Wei, Wei, Wei, Wei!Copy !req
52. Din? Be careful.Copy !req
53. What are you doing?Copy !req
54. - Wei! Old buddy…
- Dude, you gotta watch where you're going.Copy !req
55. - Think you could get the assignment?
- You haven't been to class in two weeks.Copy !req
56. I gotta earn extra cash
for this thing I'm working on.Copy !req
57. Thing? Wait a minute,
does this have to do with that girl?Copy !req
58. What? No.Copy !req
59. Maybe.Copy !req
60. Okay, it's her birthday.
I'm planning something special.Copy !req
61. So, can you just get me
the assignment, please?Copy !req
62. - I'll do your homework for a week.
- Fine.Copy !req
63. Thanks. You're the best.Copy !req
64. - So smart and yet so stupid.Copy !req
65. Last delivery.Copy !req
66. Uh, hello?Copy !req
67. Uh, hello?Copy !req
68. Did somebody order dumpling soup?Copy !req
69. Whoa.Copy !req
70. - Um, hello?
Come in.Copy !req
71. It's locked.Copy !req
72. I know.Copy !req
73. Oh. Well, uh, I'll just…
…go around.Copy !req
74. Did you order the dumpling soup?Copy !req
75. I am a god.Copy !req
76. Okay,Copy !req
77. but did you order the—Copy !req
78. And I have chosen you!
For you are pure of heart.Copy !req
79. Oh. Um.Copy !req
80. Well, I try to be friendly.Copy !req
81. Keep my five-star rating.Copy !req
82. Now, will you be paying with cash or—Copy !req
83. Take this.Copy !req
84. It contains everything you need.Copy !req
85. Um, actually, I need $7.35—Copy !req
86. You dare reject the will of the gods?Copy !req
87. Kind of…Copy !req
88. yeah?Copy !req
89. You know what? This one's on me, okay?
I really gotta run, so…Copy !req
90. Thanks for the teapot and have a nice day.Copy !req
91. Wait. Hot sauce! Huh?Copy !req
92. Whoa.Copy !req
93. Thanks.Copy !req
94. It's just not the same without hot sauce.Copy !req
95. - Don't you have somewhere to be?
- Huh?Copy !req
96. Wait, five o'clock?Copy !req
97. How have I been here for an hour?
I gotta go!Copy !req
98. Don't close. Please, don't close.Copy !req
99. Kid, be realistic.Copy !req
100. Wait! Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
101. Okay, thank you for your help!Copy !req
102. - Hey. I know!
- Your mom's looking for you.Copy !req
103. Water, water, water.Copy !req
104. - D7 to checkmate!
- Ooh!Copy !req
105. See you tonight.Copy !req
106. I said, "If you don't like garlic,
eat something else!"Copy !req
107. - "Like a napkin!"Copy !req
108. Hey, Mom.
Here's the groceries you wanted.Copy !req
109. Look who's here! You're late.Copy !req
110. Again.Copy !req
111. Oh. I, uh, stayed late
for study group, as usual.Copy !req
112. Wait!Copy !req
113. Eat. Food for your brain.Copy !req
114. Thanks. I'll just take this inside
and have it with a side of calculus.Copy !req
115. Ah, look at him,
all grown up and working hard.Copy !req
116. Little Din with a college degree.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
117. - I only wish my son had been so dedicated.
- Such a good boy.Copy !req
118. Doing my best.Copy !req
119. I'm gonna go get sta—Copy !req
120. I'm happy for you, kiddo.
Your future is all set.Copy !req
121. - A steady job, a big paycheck!
- A shiny new refrigerator.Copy !req
122. - A nice car.
- And a flat screen. Big one!Copy !req
123. Now, now, stop distracting him!Copy !req
124. - He's got work to do.
- Din! I'll be right over.Copy !req
125. Uh, yes, so much work to do.
I better get started on that—Copy !req
126. Here's the assignment.Copy !req
127. The teacher said if you don't come
to at least one class this semester,Copy !req
128. he's going to fail you.Copy !req
129. Oh, hey, Ms. Din.
Even if you ace the final…Copy !req
130. again.Copy !req
131. I'm sorry.Copy !req
132. I knew it. You've been skipping school
and lying to your mother.Copy !req
133. What have you been doing?
Lounging in some internet cafe?Copy !req
134. - Can you believe it?
- Such a bad boy.Copy !req
135. You're not helping!Copy !req
136. Why do this? You're a good student!
You could ruin your future.Copy !req
137. - True. There goes the college degree.
- You're not helping!Copy !req
138. - I just—
- Just what?Copy !req
139. I was just doing a little side job.Copy !req
140. Side job?Copy !req
141. You have one job, and one job only.
That is to study.Copy !req
142. - I know, but—
- But what?Copy !req
143. What could possibly
be more important than studying?Copy !req
144. Nothing, Mom.Copy !req
145. Nothing.Copy !req
146. - This is getting juicy.
- What did he say? I can't hear.Copy !req
147. You're not helping!Copy !req
148. - I know I'm hard on you, but I'm—
- You're right, Mom.Copy !req
149. You're right.Copy !req
150. [man 1] It's there?Copy !req
151. This can't be right.Copy !req
152. - Uh, what are we looking for again?
- A teapot!Copy !req
153. [man 2] Open the door.Copy !req
154. Good evening, gentlemen.Copy !req
155. This area's off-limits.Copy !req
156. Can I help you?Copy !req
157. Yes, I believe you can.Copy !req
158. Stop! Stop! Stop right there.Copy !req
159. - Put your hands where I can see them.
- Oh…Copy !req
160. I'm afraid that's not going to happen.Copy !req
161. - Uh… Okay, sir.
- You first, man.Copy !req
162. - You're under arrest.
- Hold on a minute, there.Copy !req
163. Ow.Copy !req
164. Huh?Copy !req
165. I'll fix that later.Copy !req
166. Whoa!Copy !req
167. Aiya. She's late again.Copy !req
168. Okay.Copy !req
169. Oh, uh…Copy !req
170. What? Oh, that old thing.Copy !req
171. - Huh?Copy !req
172. Well, well, well.Copy !req
173. Look who decided to show up.Copy !req
174. Starting to take me for granted, huh?Copy !req
175. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.Copy !req
176. So, what do you think of the suit?Copy !req
177. Good enough to get into the birthday party
of the famous Li Na Wang?Copy !req
178. Good.Copy !req
179. I think so too.Copy !req
180. Okay, Din, tomorrow's the big day.Copy !req
181. How are we gonna do this?
What am I gonna say?Copy !req
182. Happy birthday, it's your best friend Din!
No, that's too strong.Copy !req
183. Good evening, Li Na.Copy !req
184. Will you allow me to kiss your hand?Copy !req
185. Ugh. Man, quit being a creep, Din.Copy !req
186. Huh?Copy !req
187. Oh yeah, sure, I'll dance with you.Copy !req
188. Say, you look kind of familiar.Copy !req
189. I got you a present. You still like kites?Copy !req
190. What am I saying?
Of course she still likes kites.Copy !req
191. Okay, just… calm down.Copy !req
192. Be honest.Copy !req
193. Hey, Li Na. Happy birthday.Copy !req
194. I just want to say,Copy !req
195. - it's been a long time and…Copy !req
196. …I miss you.Copy !req
197. What?Copy !req
198. Oh, gosh. Um…Copy !req
199. - Hold on, I can fix this.Copy !req
200. Oh, come on.Copy !req
201. Wha—Copy !req
202. What was I thinking?Copy !req
203. No, no, no!Copy !req
204. Ah…Copy !req
205. I must look totally crazy.Copy !req
206. It's just…Copy !req
207. I don't know what else to do.Copy !req
208. I can see my whole life
laid out ahead of me,Copy !req
209. and I'm trying my best,
trying to make everyone proud,Copy !req
210. but the whole time
it feels like something is missing.Copy !req
211. I just wish…Copy !req
212. I just wish I could keep our promise.Copy !req
213. Tea is ready.Copy !req
214. Wait, what? The tea is ready?Copy !req
215. - Huh?Copy !req
216. Well, that was…Copy !req
217. Greetings, great master!Copy !req
218. The heavens have opened,
your wishes will be granted,Copy !req
219. for I am LongZhu!Copy !req
220. Huh?Copy !req
221. Oh, a peasant boy.
Well, this'll be easy.Copy !req
222. Look, I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
223. "Do my eyes deceive me?"Copy !req
224. "A super, all-powerful,
magical Wish Dragon!"Copy !req
225. "Could this be real? Is magic real?"Copy !req
226. Yes.Copy !req
227. It's real.Copy !req
228. Now that we got that out of the way,
onto the important part.Copy !req
229. Am I… am I dead?Copy !req
230. Grandma! It's Din!Copy !req
231. - I fell off the roof. I'm coming for you!
- No, no.Copy !req
232. No, you're very much alive.Copy !req
233. I am a magical Wish Dragon,Copy !req
234. who will grant three wishes
to the owner of this teapot.Copy !req
235. And you, sir, are my master!Copy !req
236. So, go ahead, wish away!Copy !req
237. Okay, you got me.
Where are the hidden cameras?Copy !req
238. - Great joke, guys.
- Joke?Copy !req
239. - Is this a hologram or something?
- I assure you not.Copy !req
240. Ah!Copy !req
241. Do you wish for
a suit of armor made of solid gold?Copy !req
242. It shall be so.Copy !req
243. Do you wish
for the strength of 1,000 men? Boom!Copy !req
244. - It shall be so.
- Whoa.Copy !req
245. For the finest carriage in all the land?Copy !req
246. Pow! It's yours!Copy !req
247. The wings of a hawk!Copy !req
248. Or the legs of a giraffe.
Feels good up here, right?Copy !req
249. Or anything elseCopy !req
250. that your heart desires.Copy !req
251. I'm thinking about starting one of those—Copy !req
252. Where they sell animals. Pet-type stores.Copy !req
253. You going to sell Chow Chows?
That's a good dog.Copy !req
254. No one will be selling anything
if we don't find that teapot.Copy !req
255. Every time I try
to make casual conversation,Copy !req
256. you guys give me a hard time.Copy !req
257. Wha—Copy !req
258. So, you're a Wish Dragon?Copy !req
259. Yes.Copy !req
260. How many wishes do I get?Copy !req
261. You get three wishes.Copy !req
262. - How do you fit in this teapot?
- Uh, it's magic. It's a magic teapot.Copy !req
263. So small. How old are you?Copy !req
264. - That's not—
- Where'd you come from?Copy !req
265. - All you need—
- Look at your arms.Copy !req
266. Why are you pink? Shouldn't you be green?
Your face is so soft. I want to touch it.Copy !req
267. Oh, can you breathe fire?Copy !req
268. Okay. Look, peasant boy.Copy !req
269. I don't have time.
I'm not here to be your friend—Copy !req
270. Whoa, you have to earn my friendship,Copy !req
271. and frankly you're not doing a good job.Copy !req
272. Listen carefully.Copy !req
273. Every Wish Dragon must serve 10 mastersCopy !req
274. before they're free
to enter the spirit world.Copy !req
275. And you are the last one.Copy !req
276. Now, I've been stuck…Copy !req
277. …in this teapot for 1,000 years.Copy !req
278. The sooner we get this over with,
the better.Copy !req
279. Have I made myself clear?Copy !req
280. Ha!Copy !req
281. Wha—Copy !req
282. I'm terribly sorry, young man,
but I need that teapot.Copy !req
283. Uh, I— I think it's his.Copy !req
284. Only the owner of the teapot can see me.Copy !req
285. Well, I'm sure he won't miss it.Copy !req
286. No way. I found it. Whoa!Copy !req
287. Not good.Copy !req
288. I wish I knew how to fight.Copy !req
289. Come here.Copy !req
290. That's a good teapot.Copy !req
291. Huh?Copy !req
292. Huh?Copy !req
293. Whoa.Copy !req
294. What the…Copy !req
295. No, no, no, I didn't mean that.Copy !req
296. I take it back.Copy !req
297. Gimme that.Copy !req
298. Teapot.Copy !req
299. Give me that teapot right now.Copy !req
300. Huh? Oh!Copy !req
301. Whoa, I just kicked through a door!Copy !req
302. Gimme! Gimme! Mine! Mine!Copy !req
303. You little twerp!Copy !req
304. - Ah!Copy !req
305. Uh… nobody's home?Copy !req
306. I'm done asking nicely.Copy !req
307. Are you telling me a teenage boy
out-fought two full-grown men?Copy !req
308. - Well, sir—
- Actually, three men.Copy !req
309. - Two-and-a-half.
- You should have seen him.Copy !req
310. It was 1,000 punches a minute.
Kicks everywhere.Copy !req
311. I've never seen so many arms and legs.Copy !req
312. This is not good.Copy !req
313. The boy knows what he has.Copy !req
314. Sir, if I may ask,Copy !req
315. what exactly does he have?Copy !req
316. That's none of your business.
I'm paying you to find it.Copy !req
317. - That is your only concern.
- You haven't paid.Copy !req
318. You'll be paid when I have the teapot,
beyond your wildest dreams!Copy !req
319. Do you understand?Copy !req
320. Forgive our incompetence, sir.Copy !req
321. But the boy did leave something behind.Copy !req
322. It's only a matter of time
before we find him.Copy !req
323. Din, up now!Copy !req
324. How about a kick to the face?
- Huh? I said up!Copy !req
325. - Ow.
- Breakfast is on the table.Copy !req
326. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
327. What a crazy dream.Copy !req
328. Din, I'm working late tonight.Copy !req
329. So, leftovers for dinner, okay?Copy !req
330. Mmm!Copy !req
331. Delicious.Copy !req
332. So, leftovers for dinner.Copy !req
333. Yeah.Copy !req
334. Leftovers.Copy !req
335. Aiya.Copy !req
336. Stupid shoes.Copy !req
337. Hey Mom, if you could wish for anything,
what would it be?Copy !req
338. Din, why are you
asking silly questions? Eat.Copy !req
339. Okay, but seriously, Mom,Copy !req
340. if you could wish for anything.Copy !req
341. - A big house in the countryside?
- Din, we went over this yesterday.Copy !req
342. I want you to focus on your future.Copy !req
343. That is what I wish for.Copy !req
344. I'm more focused
than I've ever been in my entire life.Copy !req
345. Hmm. Good.
Now hurry up. You're gonna be late.Copy !req
346. - What's that face? I know that.
- I don't have a face. What?Copy !req
347. Go to school. Stop planning things.Copy !req
348. Um, hello?Copy !req
349. Dragon thingy?Copy !req
350. You in there?Copy !req
351. Excellent work, peasant boy.Copy !req
352. One wish down, two to go.
We could be done by lunch.Copy !req
353. What did you do to me?
Why do I know kung fu?Copy !req
354. You're welcome. You wish you could fight.
I made you a master.Copy !req
355. I didn't wish for… Hey, that's not fair.Copy !req
356. You said "wish."Copy !req
357. Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish,"
now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers?Copy !req
358. - Cool.Copy !req
359. Yes, it's all very cool.Copy !req
360. So, onto that second wish.Copy !req
361. Let me recommend the all-time favorite.Copy !req
362. A giant pile of gold!Copy !req
363. Now, repeat after me.
"I wish for…" You're not talking.Copy !req
364. "A giant pile of…"
You're not saying anything.Copy !req
365. Hey, stop rushing me.Copy !req
366. Ah, you must be the conquering type.
I see that killer instinct in your eyes.Copy !req
367. Easy. Just wish for
your very own personal army!Copy !req
368. Why would I need an army?Copy !req
369. You're quite a simple fellow.Copy !req
370. Not to worry.
Here's one the peasant-folk love.Copy !req
371. I can allow you to speak with a loved oneCopy !req
372. on the other side of China!Copy !req
373. I'm a loved one.
I can't hear you. You're very far away.Copy !req
374. - There's a wall here. It's cool, but—
- You mean, like, a cell phone?Copy !req
375. - Ah!Copy !req
376. What dark magic is this?Copy !req
377. Where is the tiny orchestra?Copy !req
378. How do they fit in this metal box?Copy !req
379. Two wishes. Anything I want.Copy !req
380. The birthday party.
I know what I want.Copy !req
381. Wait, a wish?Copy !req
382. Yeah, yeah, a wish.Copy !req
383. Excellent.Copy !req
384. Ah!Copy !req
385. A giant metal bird?Copy !req
386. - What are you doing?
- Uh, riding my magical Wish Dragon. Away!Copy !req
387. What are you doing?Copy !req
388. If you're not gonna let me ride you,
we catch the bus.Copy !req
389. The "bus"?
Is that some kind of animal?Copy !req
390. - How long have you been in that teapot?
- Is it still the Qing Dynasty?Copy !req
391. - Ooh!
- Long!Copy !req
392. How did you get in there?Copy !req
393. Don't ignore me when I'm talking, peasant.Copy !req
394. It's not a little man. It's television.Copy !req
395. What's this?Copy !req
396. Car.Copy !req
397. Ah, the spoils of war on display?Copy !req
398. - What is this invisible force—
Glass!Copy !req
399. - What purpose—
- Stop light.Copy !req
400. - What in the world?
- Ice cream.Copy !req
401. - How is this—
- Electricity.Copy !req
402. - I know it's all amazing—
- Amazing?Copy !req
403. When you've been around
as long as I have,Copy !req
404. there's nothing in this world
that could amaze—Copy !req
405. "Shrimp chips."Copy !req
406. Peasant food, no doubt.Copy !req
407. Magnificent!Copy !req
408. Okay, we're here.Copy !req
409. - You gonna make a wish now?
- I will. Just wait until we get there.Copy !req
410. - Get where?Copy !req
411. Great Wall of China!Copy !req
412. A giant chariot made of steel and glass!Copy !req
413. Long, this is bus. Come on.Copy !req
414. - Out of the way.
- My word!Copy !req
415. - And watch your step. Carefully.
- Thank you, kind sir.Copy !req
416. - No. There must be a better…
- Long, what are you doing?Copy !req
417. Ah!Copy !req
418. That's more like it.Copy !req
419. Long, what are you doing?Copy !req
420. Getting a personal carriage.Copy !req
421. I can't afford a personal carriage,
which is why we were taking the bus.Copy !req
422. Did you just steal my money?Copy !req
423. - …we won't make the express.
- Here.Copy !req
424. - Hey, where did you get this?
- You know, magic.Copy !req
425. I, uh, had a really big lunch.Copy !req
426. This is more like it!Copy !req
427. Huh?Copy !req
428. Uh, what is this?Copy !req
429. Traffic.Copy !req
430. Traffic.Copy !req
431. - That some kind of national holiday?
- Ha!Copy !req
432. You mean to tell me this happens
every single day?Copy !req
433. The sun is moving faster than us.Copy !req
434. This is worse than my teapot.Copy !req
435. Ugh! I'm never going to make it in time.
I wish this traffic would just—Copy !req
436. Yes, go ahead.Copy !req
437. Long, I'm not gonna
waste a wish on traffic!Copy !req
438. - Look, Din, you're gonna have to use—Copy !req
439. You're gonna have to—Copy !req
440. You're going to have to—Copy !req
441. - You're gonna have to use—Copy !req
442. Use a wish!Copy !req
443. You son of a cabbage farmer!
There is no place to go!Copy !req
444. Blow your trumpet all you want.
It won't make any difference at all!Copy !req
445. You know, Long,
we'll get there eventually.Copy !req
446. Even if it takes all day.Copy !req
447. All day?Copy !req
448. I heard one traffic jam
lasted three weeks.Copy !req
449. If only I had
a magical dragon that could fly.Copy !req
450. I know what you're trying. Not gonna work.Copy !req
451. I spent 1,000 years in that teapot.
I can spend hours in your traffic.Copy !req
452. Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen
to the tiny orchestra while we wait?Copy !req
453. Not gonna work, Din.Copy !req
454. Use your wish, Din.Copy !req
455. Fine!Copy !req
456. Ah!Copy !req
457. Careful what you don't wish for.Copy !req
458. - Push me too far, I will not hesitate to—
- Fly everywhere?Copy !req
459. You're amazing! Look.
Is there anything you can't do?Copy !req
460. Well, that's very— Ah!Copy !req
461. Anyways, where are we going?Copy !req
462. Ah, there it is! Down there.Copy !req
463. We're here.Copy !req
464. - Wishing time.
- Ah!Copy !req
465. Excellent.
I see where this is going.Copy !req
466. Now, when choosing a palace,
it is very important that—Copy !req
467. Uh, what are you do—Copy !req
468. - Quit goofing off. This is serious.Copy !req
469. Okay, what's the wish?Copy !req
470. Okay, you see her?Copy !req
471. Hi, good evening.Copy !req
472. - Thank you for coming.
- Li Na, happy birthday.Copy !req
473. How are you?Copy !req
474. That's my second wish, Long.Copy !req
475. - I wish—
- Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
476. - I can't do love.
- What? No, Long, it's not—Copy !req
477. Couple of rules.
I can't time travel, I can't kill,Copy !req
478. and it pains me to inform you, not really,
I can't make people fall in love with you.Copy !req
479. No, no, no, it's not like that, Long.Copy !req
480. She's my best friend.Copy !req
481. That's my wish.Copy !req
482. I want my friend back.Copy !req
483. Wait, rewind. You can wish
for anything in the whole world,Copy !req
484. and you waste it on a friend?Copy !req
485. What could be more important?Copy !req
486. - Is that a trick question?
- No.Copy !req
487. Literally anything else.Copy !req
488. Let me think, a golden chamber pot,
a palace made entirely of jade,Copy !req
489. an army of terracotta warriors!
Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?Copy !req
490. Oh! That's right.Copy !req
491. Sorry, I can't expect you to understand.Copy !req
492. I haven't explained everything.
Down, please.Copy !req
493. Ten years ago, a cool spring day.
A gentle breeze.Copy !req
494. A lonely boy waits after school. Me.Copy !req
495. Enter the girl, Li Na, throwing dumplings
and defending my honor. Then we…Copy !req
496. This is really happening.
This should be so easy.Copy !req
497. Three wishes and I'm done.
But no, I get stuck with this simpleton.Copy !req
498. Just look at him with his mindless grin.Copy !req
499. So naive. So ignorant.Copy !req
500. So stupid.Copy !req
501. Why?Copy !req
502. What have I done to deserve this?Copy !req
503. And then she drove away
and I never saw her again.Copy !req
504. It's okay, Long. I get emotional too
just talking about it.Copy !req
505. I can't make people fall in love.
Why would I make someone your friend?Copy !req
506. What? No, she's already my friend.
I just need to get into the party.Copy !req
507. A wish! Why didn't you just say so?Copy !req
508. Yeah, I wish to be a princeling.Copy !req
509. All right, here we go.
Stand back and it shall be so!Copy !req
510. Done and done. Now, onto that final wish.Copy !req
511. What is this?Copy !req
512. What? I made you a prince.Copy !req
513. No, no, I said princeling.Copy !req
514. Like one of those guys
with the fancy suit,Copy !req
515. the Rolex watch
and the chauffeured car,Copy !req
516. - the personal assistant—Copy !req
517. That's like ten different wishes.
You have two.Copy !req
518. Fine. How about a temporary version,
just for today?Copy !req
519. You're seriously going to wish
to be rich for 24 hours?Copy !req
520. I don't care about that.Copy !req
521. I just need to reconnect with Li Na.
She won't care if I'm poor.Copy !req
522. I'm sorry I'm laughing,Copy !req
523. but that is the dumbest thing
I've ever heard. Of course she'll care.Copy !req
524. Yeah, well, it's my wish and not yours.Copy !req
525. Shoot me with your magic juice.Copy !req
526. Fine, 24 hours.Copy !req
527. Perfect!Copy !req
528. And the car.Copy !req
529. Whoa.Copy !req
530. Perfect.Copy !req
531. And the personal assistant who has to do
everything I ask for the next 24 hours.Copy !req
532. Long, you look good as a human.
Now, walking can be tricky, but—Copy !req
533. Okay, party time.Copy !req
534. Oh, uh.Copy !req
535. Good afternoon.
I'd like to inquire about a customer.Copy !req
536. Follow me.Copy !req
537. Oh, yeah.
Now, these are my kind of people.Copy !req
538. The servants' entrance is around back.Copy !req
539. Whoa.Copy !req
540. This is amazing.Copy !req
541. Oh, you got in.Copy !req
542. - I've never been so humiliated in—
- Coat check, thank you.Copy !req
543. There she is.Copy !req
544. She looks so…Copy !req
545. important.Copy !req
546. - Li Na.
- It's so good to see you again.Copy !req
547. How does it feel to be 19, dear?Copy !req
548. Oh, well, I've actually been feeling
really confused lately—Copy !req
549. Great, dear. What would you say
about being the new face of Shin Makeup?Copy !req
550. Actually, I no longer rep products
that use animal testing.Copy !req
551. - Where's your father?
- Li Na?Copy !req
552. I'll have him sign the contract.Copy !req
553. - Li Na!
- It's so great to see you again!Copy !req
554. I want to talk about your future.Copy !req
555. I've been thinking about my future.Copy !req
556. Inflatable bras, the future of fashion.
I want you to be a part.Copy !req
557. - Yeah, I'm not sure—
- That's great!Copy !req
558. I'll have a shoot scheduled ASAP.Copy !req
559. - Happy birthday!
- It's so— Oh, it's you, Buckley.Copy !req
560. We're halfway through the list.
You're doing great.Copy !req
561. Yeah, great. Any word from my dad?Copy !req
562. He's working hard, just like we are.Copy !req
563. So, how about a little bit less of this,Copy !req
564. and more of this!Copy !req
565. All right, Din. Here we go.Copy !req
566. Got it. Game face.Copy !req
567. - Whoo. Here we go!
- Hi, Li Na! Happy—Copy !req
568. Hi, it's so great to see you again.Copy !req
569. - Oh, I feel that same way. So—
- This is just the greatest day of my life.Copy !req
570. Uh, wow, you too?Copy !req
571. Uh, wait, before I forget,
I brought you a little something.Copy !req
572. - Hi, it's so good to see you again.
- Actually, we never met.Copy !req
573. - If I may?
- Hi, it's so great to see you again.Copy !req
574. So, how's your best friend?Copy !req
575. I… I don't know what happened.Copy !req
576. She didn't even recognize me.Copy !req
577. Great. Dreams crushed.
We're done here, right?Copy !req
578. I'll have two to go.Copy !req
579. Ladies and gentlemen,
time for a treat.Copy !req
580. If we could have the birthday girl
and her father come to the dance floor…Copy !req
581. There she is.Copy !req
582. And now her father, Mr. Wang,
come to the stage.Copy !req
583. Calling Mr. Wang!Copy !req
584. - Come on, Dad. Don't be shy.
- Mr. Wang?Copy !req
585. Mr. Wang, come on down!Copy !req
586. I'm sure he'll be here any second.Copy !req
587. Mr. Wang.Copy !req
588. Wang? Do I have the right name?Copy !req
589. What kind of father doesn't show up
to his daughter's birthday?Copy !req
590. - [man 2] I know.
- Come on.Copy !req
591. - We gotta do something.
Mic was on. I apologize.Copy !req
592. Ladies and gentlemen,
if I could have your attention here.Copy !req
593. It's time for the entertainment portion.Copy !req
594. Long, make some smoke. Lights.Copy !req
595. From the streets of Shaolin,
kung fu like you've never seen it before.Copy !req
596. Introducing the great master!Copy !req
597. Trained in the art of Dragon Style.Copy !req
598. Ooh!Copy !req
599. Now, everyone,
keep your eyes on the stage as I…Copy !req
600. Uh, that's it.
Show's over. Thank you, folks. Bye!Copy !req
601. Personal assistant.Copy !req
602. Never been so insulted.Copy !req
603. Lucky number eight!Copy !req
604. Sir, caviar crème anglaise amuse-bouche?Copy !req
605. You don't have
any, uh, shrimp chips, do you?Copy !req
606. Uh, no.Copy !req
607. Oh, no.Copy !req
608. What's a man like you
doing all by himself?Copy !req
609. So true. Who needs wine
when you have good company?Copy !req
610. I believe you've misunder—Copy !req
611. I don't normally
move this fast, but…Copy !req
612. Sorry, must run.Copy !req
613. Hello…Copy !req
614. Li Na?Copy !req
615. Oh, handsome?Copy !req
616. Playing hard to get, I see.Copy !req
617. Water. Water. I just need water.Copy !req
618. Refreshing.Copy !req
619. Where's that kid?Copy !req
620. Hello?Copy !req
621. - Li Na, is that you?
- Go away. I'm busy.Copy !req
622. Ah, yeah, I can see you're busy.Copy !req
623. Yes, very busy.Copy !req
624. Okay, I… I just…Copy !req
625. I'm the one who did
that whole kung fu thing.Copy !req
626. I was just trying to…Copy !req
627. I know what you were trying to do.Copy !req
628. Thanks.Copy !req
629. Are you okay?Copy !req
630. Yeah.Copy !req
631. I'm fine.Copy !req
632. Here, take this.Copy !req
633. Thank you.Copy !req
634. Just… just one night
out of the whole year,Copy !req
635. I thought maybe he could make time.Copy !req
636. I don't know why I'm letting it get to me.Copy !req
637. I'm sorry.Copy !req
638. This is so embarrassing.
I don't normally cry like this.Copy !req
639. Here, you got a little something
on your face.Copy !req
640. Yeah, it's not really coming off.Copy !req
641. I'm sorry.
I must look totally crazy.Copy !req
642. No, no.Copy !req
643. I just… don't know what else to do.Copy !req
644. It's like, I can see my whole life
laid out ahead of me,Copy !req
645. and I'm trying my best,
trying to make everyone proud,Copy !req
646. but… no matter how hard I try,
I just feel like…Copy !req
647. Like…Copy !req
648. Something is missing.Copy !req
649. Exactly.Copy !req
650. There you are, snake eyes.Copy !req
651. I'm sorry, do I—Copy !req
652. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
653. Oh, jeez, are you okay?Copy !req
654. I'm fine.Copy !req
655. Here.Copy !req
656. Thanks.Copy !req
657. I'm sorry for being so rude.
I don't think I got your name earlier.Copy !req
658. Have we met before?Copy !req
659. Um, well, actually…Copy !req
660. I'm—Copy !req
661. There you are. Miss Wang, thank goodness.Copy !req
662. Just in time.
Your father will be here any second.Copy !req
663. - He made it?
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
664. Li Na! There you are.Copy !req
665. - Oh. Hi, Dad.
- Buckley informs me the party was perfect.Copy !req
666. Oh! Uh, yes, it was.Copy !req
667. - Thank you, Dad.
- You had a good time?Copy !req
668. Yes, of course.
I spoke to everyone you wanted me toCopy !req
669. and I think I was able to make
some really important… connections.Copy !req
670. Hello? Hello? Ah, there we go.Copy !req
671. Here, I brought you something special.Copy !req
672. - Oh! Uh…Copy !req
673. - Here you are.
- Go ahead. Open it!Copy !req
674. I had to send my assistant
to half the jewelers in Shanghai.Copy !req
675. It's true.Copy !req
676. - I know you appreciate something special.
- Oh, of course.Copy !req
677. Just as much as last year.Copy !req
678. Thank you, Dad.Copy !req
679. Oh, uh, did I?
Na Na, I'm sorry. You know, I—Copy !req
680. Well, you can never have too much
of a good thing, right?Copy !req
681. Excuse me,
I… I didn't see you there, young man.Copy !req
682. Allow me to get you a closer look, sir.Copy !req
683. Here you are.Copy !req
684. Good quality leather,
excellent suit, Rolex.Copy !req
685. And what's the family business?Copy !req
686. Uh, dumplings!Copy !req
687. I mean, Dumpling House.
I mean, restaurants in general.Copy !req
688. All of them.Copy !req
689. Ah, a young man of means, I see.
Reminds me of myself.Copy !req
690. You two should have lunch.Copy !req
691. - Dad!
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
692. - Of course. I'd love that.
- Excellent.Copy !req
693. Let's have arrangements made.
Forgive my manners.Copy !req
694. I didn't get your name.Copy !req
695. Oh, I'm…Copy !req
696. - Dan.
- Pleasure to meet you, Dan.Copy !req
697. Where would you like to go?Copy !req
698. The Pearl Tower's excellent.
I have a reservation—Copy !req
699. - Excuse me, sir. A very important call.
- Just give me a few minutes.Copy !req
700. Sir, they said they need to talk now.Copy !req
701. Put them on.Copy !req
702. Good evening, sorry to keep you waiting.Copy !req
703. So, um, would you really like to—Copy !req
704. Yes. Yeah.Copy !req
705. See you tomorrow, Dan.Copy !req
706. We talked and it was just like old times.Copy !req
707. We made arrangements
to have lunch. Can you believe it?Copy !req
708. I can't believe
you didn't explain what a toilet is.Copy !req
709. Everything is going to plan!Copy !req
710. Oh, really, Dan.Copy !req
711. Uh, I'll come clean when the time's right.Copy !req
712. You're not gonna,
because there is no right time.Copy !req
713. You're the peasant, she's the princess.Copy !req
714. Tale as old as time.
And we all know how that ends.Copy !req
715. - Good?
- No, not good. Terribly. Horribly!Copy !req
716. Long, we have a special bond
that runs deeper than money or status.Copy !req
717. Why'd you lie?Copy !req
718. Well, I… uh…Copy !req
719. I'll tell you.Copy !req
720. Because the minute Li Na finds out
who you are, this will all fall apart.Copy !req
721. You should learn
to have faith in humanity.Copy !req
722. I've been around for 1,000 years.
I know how humans work. Not you.Copy !req
723. - Poor Long. I see your problem.
- You're my problem.Copy !req
724. I wouldn't expect your tiny,
reptilian brain to understandCopy !req
725. the power of human friendship.Copy !req
726. It's okay. I'll be your first
and only friend. Come here.Copy !req
727. I had a million friends
when I was human. Oh, no.Copy !req
728. Long,Copy !req
729. - were you a—
- Yes, yes, I was human.Copy !req
730. For heaven's sake,
have you even looked at the teapot?Copy !req
731. And I was the best human ever!Copy !req
732. One of the most beloved, respected lords
in history! You know why?Copy !req
733. - You had a lot of friends?
- No!Copy !req
734. I had all the wealth and land and power,
and everyone loved me for it.Copy !req
735. Wait, if you're so great,
why haven't I heard of you?Copy !req
736. We— Well, obviously some jealous rival
took credit for everything after I died.Copy !req
737. You died.
The heavens made you a Wish Dragon?Copy !req
738. Yes, as a reward.Copy !req
739. - You don't seem happy.
- I'm very happy.Copy !req
740. So, if you would just use your last wish,Copy !req
741. and wish for the same thing
as every other master,Copy !req
742. then I can be doneCopy !req
743. and leave this wretched world.Copy !req
744. And finally return back to heaven,Copy !req
745. where everyone is waiting to welcome
the great emperor home with a parade.Copy !req
746. They have parades in heaven?Copy !req
747. My point is there's a simple solution
to every problem in the world.Copy !req
748. Including yours. Use it.Copy !req
749. So, that's what you've learned
after all these years?Copy !req
750. Yes.Copy !req
751. Crap, ten o'clock?
My mom's getting off work.Copy !req
752. Long, we gotta go! Hurry! Let's go!Copy !req
753. Sir, surely you can
extend the loan one more week.Copy !req
754. I promise, I can pay you back, sir.Copy !req
755. Foreclosure?
Please, sir. I'm begging you.Copy !req
756. This company is my life's work.Copy !req
757. I have a family and a respons—Copy !req
758. - Is everything all right, sir?
- It's fine.Copy !req
759. Just…Copy !req
760. just don't tell Li Na about any of this.Copy !req
761. Well, have you found it?Copy !req
762. We've located the boy's apartment, sir.Copy !req
763. Yes, and?Copy !req
764. There's no way he can come or go
without being caught.Copy !req
765. Good.Copy !req
766. Okay, in the teapot. Everything's normal.Copy !req
767. - Lights on.
- Think you can bring Li Na to this dump?Copy !req
768. Quiet, you! Homework out.Copy !req
769. Her fridge is bigger than this apartment.Copy !req
770. If you're not gonna say
something helpful, don't say anything.Copy !req
771. She's here!Copy !req
772. Uh, your suit.Copy !req
773. Huh? Oh, no!Copy !req
774. Din, I brought you some…Copy !req
775. Hello, Mother.
Sure is hot out tonight, isn't it?Copy !req
776. No, it's freezing.
You coming down with something?Copy !req
777. Oh, no. Just… studying.Copy !req
778. Okay. Here.Copy !req
779. - I'll heat you up some leftovers.
- Li Na will love leftovers.Copy !req
780. - Hey, stop it!
- Stop what?Copy !req
781. Uh, stop worrying about me. I'm fine.Copy !req
782. You don't seem fine.Copy !req
783. - How was school?
- Great. School was great.Copy !req
784. You lie to everyone, not just yourself.Copy !req
785. - Leave me alone.
- Fine.Copy !req
786. No, Mom. I was just…Copy !req
787. - You know where to find me.
- …talking to somebody else.Copy !req
788. Din, I'm going to ask you a question.Copy !req
789. Remember, I'm your mother.Copy !req
790. You can tell me the truth.Copy !req
791. Uh-huh.Copy !req
792. Are you…Copy !req
793. drinking alcohol?Copy !req
794. - No. Gimme that! I'm not drinking.
- Where are you hiding it?Copy !req
795. Don't lie to me!
Staying out late! Skipping school!Copy !req
796. - You're acting crazy all the time.
- Mom!Copy !req
797. I am your mother!
I know when something is wrong.Copy !req
798. - What is it?
- Nothing is wrong!Copy !req
799. Just tell me the truth.
Whatever it is, I can help.Copy !req
800. Mom, you can't.Copy !req
801. Believe me.Copy !req
802. You can't.Copy !req
803. Go to your room.Copy !req
804. Don't come out
if you're going to disrespect me.Copy !req
805. - I wasn't—
- Go!Copy !req
806. Fine!Copy !req
807. I hate this place.Copy !req
808. - They're really going at it.
- Bring that chair.Copy !req
809. Popcorn, anyone?Copy !req
810. I can hear you.Copy !req
811. Din.Copy !req
812. Here.Copy !req
813. You…Copy !req
814. you need a real dinner.Copy !req
815. Thanks.Copy !req
816. Sorry, Mom.Copy !req
817. Hey, little buddy. You're so cute.
You have family? Are you hungry?Copy !req
818. You're such a cute, fluffy,
little, hairy-faced…Copy !req
819. - It's him! Wake up!
- Huh? Huh?Copy !req
820. - Hey, boss! Boss!
- Hey, boss!Copy !req
821. Boss!
- The boy!Copy !req
822. Impossible.Copy !req
823. Okay, Din. You can do this.Copy !req
824. Just tell her the truth.Copy !req
825. - Good evening, sir.Copy !req
826. - Oh, hey, Dan!
- Hey!Copy !req
827. - Sir, may I take your jacket?
- My jacket? I just got this.Copy !req
828. Good one, Dan.Copy !req
829. Yeah, good one.Copy !req
830. Sure. I have plenty more of these at home.Copy !req
831. - Thank you. Here you are.
- Here.Copy !req
832. Sorry about all the fuss.Copy !req
833. My dad insists on "only the best."Copy !req
834. Actually, Li Na,
there's something I need to tell you.Copy !req
835. I know what you're gonna say.Copy !req
836. - You do?
- Yes.Copy !req
837. It's so nice to meet someone
from a respectable familyCopy !req
838. that you enjoy talking to, right?Copy !req
839. - Oh.
- Madame, your table is ready.Copy !req
840. Right. Respectable.Copy !req
841. Long, I'm supposed to be
from a respectable family.Copy !req
842. No. What? I'm shocked. I'm stunned.Copy !req
843. - It's exactly what I predicted.
- I need your help.Copy !req
844. You were from royalty. Tell me what to do.Copy !req
845. Fine. Do exactly what I say.Copy !req
846. - Okay. Deal.
- Sir, could I offer you a hot tow—Copy !req
847. You shouldn't let
commoners talk to you.Copy !req
848. - Really?
- Sir, I just—Copy !req
849. wanted to offer you a hot towel.Copy !req
850. Sir, you just—Copy !req
851. Madame, your table.Copy !req
852. Demand another table,
claiming it's far superior.Copy !req
853. Li Na, this table simply won't do.
Allow me to show you another one.Copy !req
854. This is the table
for the hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req
855. Well, you tell Mr. And Mrs. Hors D'oeuvres
that this is our table.Copy !req
856. Dan, you're such a funny guy.Copy !req
857. Funny?Copy !req
858. Uh, are you sure you didn't mean
suave, classy, respectable.Copy !req
859. You're too good. I'm gonna cry.Copy !req
860. I would have her executed
for mocking royalty.Copy !req
861. I appreciate you trying
to make this place interesting,Copy !req
862. but how about somewhere else?Copy !req
863. Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this?Copy !req
864. Not good enough?Copy !req
865. - Well played, child.
- No, like, a walk or something.Copy !req
866. May I take your order?Copy !req
867. - Spare no expense. Money's no object.
- One of everything.Copy !req
868. Sir, there are over 600 items on our menu.Copy !req
869. - Better make that three.
- Good!Copy !req
870. As you wish, sir.Copy !req
871. So, listen, Dan, about last night,Copy !req
872. sorry for acting so weird.Copy !req
873. To be honest, it's nice
to have someone who listened.Copy !req
874. Ignore her and she's yours.Copy !req
875. Look. Rich people
never pay attention to anyone else.Copy !req
876. All they talk about is their own business,
how much money they make.Copy !req
877. - It's almost an art form.
- Are you listening to anything I said?Copy !req
878. Not a word.Copy !req
879. Um, okay, well, I was saying
it was really nice to talk to you…Copy !req
880. We're close, Din.
Tell her how many palaces you own.Copy !req
881. Let me stop you. Did I tell you
just how respectable my family is?Copy !req
882. - Your first entree.
- Thanks.Copy !req
883. Uh-uh-uh.Copy !req
884. For nothing.Copy !req
885. Dan! You know what?Copy !req
886. - You're just not who I thought you were.
- Wait, Li Na.Copy !req
887. I don't understand.
That worked on all 17 of my wives.Copy !req
888. - I can explain.
- What now?Copy !req
889. I, uh…Copy !req
890. We should…Copy !req
891. We should go for that walk.Copy !req
892. Maybe a run!Copy !req
893. Bon appetit!Copy !req
894. Surprise!Copy !req
895. Hop on.Copy !req
896. Fine.Copy !req
897. Who were those men?Copy !req
898. Gangsters.
Probably out to kidnap us for a ransom.Copy !req
899. - Come on. This way.Copy !req
900. Oh, no.Copy !req
901. You've always wanted
to be in a street fight.Copy !req
902. - Help.
No!Copy !req
903. - Stay calm.
Come on, please.Copy !req
904. - Dan?Copy !req
905. Look what I found!Copy !req
906. Look at me.
How did I become a piñata?Copy !req
907. - I think we lost them.
- Good.Copy !req
908. So, when exactly
were you going to apologize, Dan?Copy !req
909. I…Copy !req
910. Huh?Copy !req
911. The other way! Other way!Copy !req
912. Li Na, I really do want to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
913. Sorry for what exactly?Copy !req
914. Sorry for acting like such a jerk.Copy !req
915. Apology accepted.Copy !req
916. Now, get him, Dan.
Kick him right in his stupid face!Copy !req
917. Kick him!Copy !req
918. Hand over the teapot, kid.Copy !req
919. I didn't sign up for this.
If you made your last wish, we— Oh, no.Copy !req
920. This literally could not get any wo—Copy !req
921. - Good one.
- Ah. Thanks.Copy !req
922. Eat metal, dirt bag!Copy !req
923. How do you like them apples, huh?Copy !req
924. Crap!Copy !req
925. Incoming!Copy !req
926. Trust me.Copy !req
927. - Li Na, I think we're gonna have to—
- Jump!Copy !req
928. Don't worry. We got this.Copy !req
929. Oh, no!Copy !req
930. Oh, my God!Copy !req
931. You know what, Dan?
This is turning into a pretty good date.Copy !req
932. Oh, no!Copy !req
933. - Are you okay?
- I think so.Copy !req
934. I'm fine. Thank you for asking.Copy !req
935. Oh, boy.Copy !req
936. What happened?Copy !req
937. Time's up, Dan.Copy !req
938. What happened?
Well, we jumped off a building.Copy !req
939. We almost died.Copy !req
940. - Your 24 hours are over.
- We beat up some gangsters.Copy !req
941. - No.
- Okay, that was mostly you.Copy !req
942. You gotta teach me some of that kung fu.Copy !req
943. Whoops.Copy !req
944. Reflexes.Copy !req
945. Wait, what happened to your suit?Copy !req
946. Look, Li Na.Copy !req
947. There's… something I need to tell you.Copy !req
948. You have one more wish.
You don't have to do this.Copy !req
949. My real name isn't Dan.Copy !req
950. It's…Copy !req
951. Din.Copy !req
952. You're Din.Copy !req
953. I'm sorry.Copy !req
954. But… why did you lie?Copy !req
955. I wasn't planning to. I just…Copy !req
956. I was worried that if you found out
it was, well, just me,Copy !req
957. everything would end.Copy !req
958. So, you still live around here?Copy !req
959. Yeah.Copy !req
960. In that same old shikumen?Copy !req
961. Yeah.Copy !req
962. I told you this wouldn't end well.Copy !req
963. Wait.Copy !req
964. I remember this alley.Copy !req
965. We used to take a shortcut through here
on the way home from school.Copy !req
966. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
967. And Mrs. Chu would sell
those roasted yams.Copy !req
968. Hey, look at that! It's Mrs. Chu!Copy !req
969. Hi, Mrs. Chu. It's Li Na Wang.Copy !req
970. - Do you remember—
- One buck, two yams. No bargaining!Copy !req
971. - Some things never change.
- Here.Copy !req
972. Sold! Next.Copy !req
973. - Ow, ow.
Move!Copy !req
974. So good!Copy !req
975. Hold on, is that…Copy !req
976. Huh?Copy !req
977. No way!Copy !req
978. Yeah, new decade, same sweatpants!Copy !req
979. Hey, Din, what do you think
about a little race?Copy !req
980. - Three, two, one, go!
- What?Copy !req
981. Hey!Copy !req
982. Ah!Copy !req
983. Okay.Copy !req
984. Not fair.Copy !req
985. So, your old apartment
has to be right around the corner.Copy !req
986. Oh, I don't know
if that's such a good idea.Copy !req
987. - Hey Weijing, you have any green onions?
- Hi, Mrs. Song.Copy !req
988. I'm sorry. Do I know you?Copy !req
989. Hey, Mom. So, uh, surprise!Copy !req
990. We have an unexpected visitor.Copy !req
991. A girl? That's why you're acting crazy?Copy !req
992. All this time worried you were drugged out
in some internet cafe. It was a girl.Copy !req
993. - It's Li Na!
- Just a—Copy !req
994. Hi.Copy !req
995. Li Na? What are you doing here?Copy !req
996. Just visiting an old friend.Copy !req
997. Oh.Copy !req
998. Well, where are my manners? Come in.Copy !req
999. You and I are not finished.Copy !req
1000. - She's so pretty now.
- Like a princess.Copy !req
1001. Well, her nose is a little flat.Copy !req
1002. Start with this.Copy !req
1003. - You really shouldn't go to—
- You're skinnier than a broom handle.Copy !req
1004. - I wasn't expecting—
- Li Na!Copy !req
1005. Did you know Din puts flowers
on Clucky's grave every year?Copy !req
1006. Mr. Huang, cut it out.Copy !req
1007. I did not know that.Copy !req
1008. He's so cute. He even cries a little.Copy !req
1009. I am not crying. I am mourning.Copy !req
1010. - He even brings flowers.
- A tiny bouquet!Copy !req
1011. Come in.Copy !req
1012. What? You're saying that's not my son?Copy !req
1013. You knew. Don't lie to me.Copy !req
1014. You were lying to me
this whole time.Copy !req
1015. You just wanted
to inherit my dad's business.Copy !req
1016. Right. I will.
- I know what you did!Copy !req
1017. You think you can fool me?
I saw you with that guy.Copy !req
1018. You have no idea.Copy !req
1019. I should've
listened to my mother.Copy !req
1020. - I am your mother.
- No!Copy !req
1021. Here.Copy !req
1022. Oh, wow. Oh!
It's like a time machine up here.Copy !req
1023. Yeah, sorry. This is the only place
I can get peace and quiet.Copy !req
1024. You'll never have peace.Copy !req
1025. Because the ghost
of Clucky will always haunt you!Copy !req
1026. - No, Clucky! You're dead.Copy !req
1027. Are you gonna cry?
Are we gonna see tears now?Copy !req
1028. I regret nothing. You were delicious.Copy !req
1029. You're gonna know
what regret tastes like.Copy !req
1030. Get away from me, you ghost chicken.Copy !req
1031. - Why did you eat me?
- It was Li Na. She made me do it.Copy !req
1032. Selling me out.Copy !req
1033. - That's cold.
- It was your idea.Copy !req
1034. Yeah. I guess we had
a lot of crazy ideas back then.Copy !req
1035. Yeah.Copy !req
1036. - Huh? Oh!Copy !req
1037. Here.Copy !req
1038. Hey, do you remember that promise we made?Copy !req
1039. - The pinky—
- Of course!Copy !req
1040. How'd it go? Um…Copy !req
1041. Friends forever, day by…Copy !req
1042. Year by year,Copy !req
1043. upon this we will always…Copy !req
1044. swear.Copy !req
1045. - Oh!
- Whoa!Copy !req
1046. - God!
- Are you okay?Copy !req
1047. I'm fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
1048. Sorry, I wasn't expecting
my own giant face.Copy !req
1049. So embarrassing.Copy !req
1050. Don't be embarrassed.
When I first saw that, I almost fell over.Copy !req
1051. But it's been nice.
Kind of like you were back.Copy !req
1052. But, you know, giant and glowing,
and super glamorous.Copy !req
1053. Doesn't hold a candle
to the real thing, though.Copy !req
1054. What do you say we go for a real date?Copy !req
1055. No Dan or any of that.Copy !req
1056. I…Copy !req
1057. Sorry.Copy !req
1058. Where have you been?
The shoot starts in an hour!Copy !req
1059. What happened to your hair?
I'm sending a car!Copy !req
1060. Um…Copy !req
1061. Din…Copy !req
1062. I had a really wonderful time tonight,Copy !req
1063. but I have to go.Copy !req
1064. - Thanks for letting me borrow this.
- Keep it till next time.Copy !req
1065. No, really, I—Copy !req
1066. Not like I'm not gonna see you
for another…Copy !req
1067. …ten years.Copy !req
1068. Din,Copy !req
1069. the truth is,
I have this whole other life now.Copy !req
1070. You know? A career.Copy !req
1071. A future that my dad
worked really hard for.Copy !req
1072. Certain expectations I have to meet.Copy !req
1073. Let me guess.Copy !req
1074. I don't meet those expectations.Copy !req
1075. I…Copy !req
1076. You don't understand.Copy !req
1077. I… I'm just trying to be…Copy !req
1078. realistic.Copy !req
1079. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1080. Hey, Din.Copy !req
1081. Did you know that shrimp chipsCopy !req
1082. don't actually have any shrimp
in the ingredients?Copy !req
1083. Okay.Copy !req
1084. Din…Copy !req
1085. …things are simpler when you're children.Copy !req
1086. But you're older now.Copy !req
1087. And, well,Copy !req
1088. you have to be realistic.Copy !req
1089. Din.Copy !req
1090. Good news, Long.Copy !req
1091. You can finally be rid of me.Copy !req
1092. I'm ready for my third wish.Copy !req
1093. You are?Copy !req
1094. Make me rich.Copy !req
1095. Piles of gold.Copy !req
1096. However you do it.Copy !req
1097. - But—
- I thought it wouldn't matter.Copy !req
1098. That she wouldn't care.Copy !req
1099. That was stupid.Copy !req
1100. Give me the gold,
and I can have some of that good life.Copy !req
1101. People will treat me with respect.Copy !req
1102. Heck, I'm sure everyone will want
to be my friend then.Copy !req
1103. Din…Copy !req
1104. Are you sure?Copy !req
1105. Am I sure? You've been telling me
to make this wish since we met.Copy !req
1106. Well, you were right. Okay? I was wrong.Copy !req
1107. There you go, that's my wish.Copy !req
1108. Just grant it, and you can
go back to your spirit worldCopy !req
1109. and your stupid parade in the sky.Copy !req
1110. Just grant the wish, Long.Copy !req
1111. What?Copy !req
1112. Din, I'll grant your wish.Copy !req
1113. But first,
there's something I need to show you.Copy !req
1114. You found the boy. Where is he?Copy !req
1115. - At the Pearl Tower, sir.
- Yeah, with a girl.Copy !req
1116. - But I'm afraid he escaped again.
- What? How?Copy !req
1117. Hey, that doesn't belong to you.Copy !req
1118. Listen to me. I am out of time. I need—Copy !req
1119. - Li Na! Aren't you supposed to be at—
- I'm sorry, Dad. We really need to talk.Copy !req
1120. Of course.Copy !req
1121. - I'm just on a very important call.
- Dad.Copy !req
1122. Please.Copy !req
1123. Sir.Copy !req
1124. Do you remember when we lived
in that old shikumen?Copy !req
1125. - I know we didn't have much but—
- Don't worry, Li Na.Copy !req
1126. We'll never go back to that life.Copy !req
1127. But, Dad, don't you ever miss those days?Copy !req
1128. Wha— Where is all this coming from?Copy !req
1129. That… that young man last night,Copy !req
1130. the one you arranged a date with,Copy !req
1131. that was Din.Copy !req
1132. From our old neighborhood?Copy !req
1133. Yes.Copy !req
1134. And he's the one who took you
to the Pearl Tower.Copy !req
1135. Yes, and I know what you'll say.Copy !req
1136. You'll tell me to stay away
and to leave that old world behind,Copy !req
1137. but the truth is,
I think we might be happier if—Copy !req
1138. Li Na, everything's going to be all right.
I'm gonna go talk with Din.Copy !req
1139. - What?
- Bring the van in two minutes.Copy !req
1140. Dad, are you okay?Copy !req
1141. - What's going on?
- Don't worry.Copy !req
1142. I'm going to fix everything.Copy !req
1143. Dad.Copy !req
1144. Long?Copy !req
1145. Where are you going?Copy !req
1146. What is this place?Copy !req
1147. Whoa.
This was my home.Copy !req
1148. I was born into royalty.Copy !req
1149. I learned from a young age
that gold is power.Copy !req
1150. So, I set my sights
on expanding my fortuneCopy !req
1151. and let nothing stand in my way.Copy !req
1152. My subjects were loyal…Copy !req
1153. …and worked tirelessly year after year.Copy !req
1154. My daughters were married
to the finest families,Copy !req
1155. to expand the kingdom's glory.Copy !req
1156. And my son,
I sent off to win treasure.Copy !req
1157. He came home a hero.Copy !req
1158. Soon, I had more gold, more land,Copy !req
1159. and more monuments
than any lord who had come before me.Copy !req
1160. And yet,Copy !req
1161. as I laid on my deathbed,Copy !req
1162. I awaited the parade
of loyal subjects and loving family.Copy !req
1163. But there was none.Copy !req
1164. With my last breath,
I cursed all who had forgotten me.Copy !req
1165. I arrived at the gates to the spirit worldCopy !req
1166. and awaited
a great procession to welcome me.Copy !req
1167. I demand you open this!Copy !req
1168. Instead, the gods transformed me
into a Wish Dragon.Copy !req
1169. Not as a reward,Copy !req
1170. but as a punishment.Copy !req
1171. I was imprisoned
and sent down to EarthCopy !req
1172. to serve ten masters
and learn the true meaning of life.Copy !req
1173. And to be honest,Copy !req
1174. all these years,Copy !req
1175. all these masters,Copy !req
1176. I have been failing.Copy !req
1177. Until I met you.Copy !req
1178. I don't know the meaning of life.
But the things you care about,Copy !req
1179. your friends, your family,Copy !req
1180. are worth more
than anything I ever possessed.Copy !req
1181. And no amount of gold can ever buy that.Copy !req
1182. It's your wish, Din.Copy !req
1183. Make sure it's what you really want.Copy !req
1184. I…Copy !req
1185. Din.Copy !req
1186. Mr. Wang? What are you doing here?Copy !req
1187. Please, give me that.
I don't have time for any more games.Copy !req
1188. They work for you?Copy !req
1189. No one's going to get hurt,
but I need those—Copy !req
1190. Long!Copy !req
1191. Stay away from my friend.Copy !req
1192. Finally, I'm saved.Copy !req
1193. Ah!Copy !req
1194. What's wrong with you?
I told you not to hurt the kid.Copy !req
1195. I've been bowing to others my entire life.Copy !req
1196. And now, everyone will bow to me.Copy !req
1197. No! No! No! No!Copy !req
1198. - Mr. Wang.
Dragon, I summon you.Copy !req
1199. Din, Din!Copy !req
1200. I'm your master now.Copy !req
1201. And I know my first wish.Copy !req
1202. Dad?Copy !req
1203. No! Oh, my God.
What happened to you?Copy !req
1204. - Din!
- Get in the teapot.Copy !req
1205. Dad!Copy !req
1206. - Li Na.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1207. Call an ambulance!
You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
1208. Li Na, listen to me.Copy !req
1209. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1210. I tried to save it,
but the business is bankrupt.Copy !req
1211. I wanted you to have everything.Copy !req
1212. And now, I've left you with nothing.Copy !req
1213. No.Copy !req
1214. I never needed any of that.Copy !req
1215. All I ever wanted was my dad.Copy !req
1216. All I wanted was you.Copy !req
1217. One touch and you're done, kid.Copy !req
1218. Yeah, get him, boss. Touch him.
Touch him good.Copy !req
1219. Ooh, sparks.Copy !req
1220. Long, I summon you.Copy !req
1221. Din!Copy !req
1222. Ooh!Copy !req
1223. Ah! Whoa!Copy !req
1224. Uh, dragon guy? I summon you.Copy !req
1225. Din! Din?Copy !req
1226. - Din!Copy !req
1227. I wish for enough puppies
to open a pet store.Copy !req
1228. Puppies?Copy !req
1229. Yes, puppies!Copy !req
1230. It shall be so!Copy !req
1231. Hey, little fella! I'll name you Teddy.Copy !req
1232. No, bad Teddy! Bad boy!Copy !req
1233. Hey, boss! I got the teapot!Copy !req
1234. Don't let the boy get it!Copy !req
1235. - Help us! Summon the dragon!
- Wish for something! A gun, anything!Copy !req
1236. Wish? Dragon? Summon?Copy !req
1237. - Dragon guy.
- Huh?Copy !req
1238. I wish I had longer legs.Copy !req
1239. Um, okay.Copy !req
1240. Are you joking?Copy !req
1241. I summon you!Copy !req
1242. I command you
to throw this kid off.Copy !req
1243. I cannot intervene. You're not my master
until you have sole possession.Copy !req
1244. - Let it go.
- No.Copy !req
1245. Let it go!Copy !req
1246. Long, Long, I can't see you!Copy !req
1247. There's no need to die tonight, kid.
Come work for me.Copy !req
1248. I'll give you all the gold you want.Copy !req
1249. - We're both wishing for the same thing.
- No.Copy !req
1250. No, we're not.Copy !req
1251. I don't need gold.Copy !req
1252. I have something
more important to wish for.Copy !req
1253. Din.Copy !req
1254. I need that teapot.Copy !req
1255. Well, at least you'll make
a good statue in my office.Copy !req
1256. No!Copy !req
1257. Long?Copy !req
1258. Long, no!Copy !req
1259. No!Copy !req
1260. Long!Copy !req
1261. Long!Copy !req
1262. Din!Copy !req
1263. Din.Copy !req
1264. What's happening?Copy !req
1265. Welcome, LongZhu.Copy !req
1266. - What's going on? Where am I?
- Congratulations.Copy !req
1267. Your service as a Wish Dragon is complete.Copy !req
1268. Complete? I haven't finished.
I haven't finished my tenth master.Copy !req
1269. You have put the needs of another
before yourselfCopy !req
1270. and shown us that you understand
the meaning of life.Copy !req
1271. You are now free
to enter the spirit world.Copy !req
1272. Is that a…Copy !req
1273. parade?Copy !req
1274. In your honor.Copy !req
1275. No, I can't! I have to go back.Copy !req
1276. Back?Copy !req
1277. Turn me back into a Wish Dragon!
I have one more wish to grant.Copy !req
1278. Ridiculous. The laws of heaven forbid it.Copy !req
1279. You're ridiculous!
Old man in a skirt.Copy !req
1280. - This isn't a skirt!
- Send me back!Copy !req
1281. You dare reject the will of the gods?Copy !req
1282. Fine. If you're not gonna
send me back, I'll go myself!Copy !req
1283. - Stop that!
- Stupid clouds.Copy !req
1284. Stop… stop that this instant!Copy !req
1285. Ah! My friend needs me.Copy !req
1286. Fine!Copy !req
1287. We will permit you to return.Copy !req
1288. But only under one condition.Copy !req
1289. Long!Copy !req
1290. Your final wish,Copy !req
1291. great master.Copy !req
1292. I wish…Copy !req
1293. Dad? Dad!Copy !req
1294. There you are, Maurice.
Here we got Pocket and Mr. Pants.Copy !req
1295. And all 234.Copy !req
1296. Wow, nice puppies.Copy !req
1297. Nice legs.Copy !req
1298. - Thanks. Toodles.
- Bye!Copy !req
1299. Din, I…Copy !req
1300. When I said that you needed
to be more realistic, I didn't mean that—Copy !req
1301. It's okay, Mom.Copy !req
1302. I…Copy !req
1303. I'm sorry I can't give you a better life.Copy !req
1304. You've given me a lot, Mom.Copy !req
1305. Everything that matters.Copy !req
1306. Well…Copy !req
1307. it's late and, uh, we should have dinner.Copy !req
1308. - Here.Copy !req
1309. Mr. Wang?Copy !req
1310. - What are you doing?
- Is Din all right?Copy !req
1311. Din, what trouble have you started now?Copy !req
1312. No, no. No trouble at all.Copy !req
1313. I just came to apologize.Copy !req
1314. I know what you did.Copy !req
1315. Thank you.Copy !req
1316. Ah, well, where are my manners?
Sit, sit, sit!Copy !req
1317. - We were about to have dinner.
- You don't have to.Copy !req
1318. Nonsense. Nonsense. It's my pleasure.Copy !req
1319. And besides, we haven't had guests
in, well, a couple hours!Copy !req
1320. They're much too young
to be holding hands.Copy !req
1321. Shut up!Copy !req
1322. Here, you look like you could use
a good, home-cooked meal.Copy !req
1323. This is the most delicious soup
I've ever tasted.Copy !req
1324. Na Na!Copy !req
1325. Na Na! Well, what do you think?
It's too much, isn't it? I'll get another.Copy !req
1326. It's great, Dad.
Put it up in the front window.Copy !req
1327. - Yes! By tomorrow or no deal.
- Hi.Copy !req
1328. Okay, hurry up with those dumplings.
You, step aside.Copy !req
1329. Good job.Copy !req
1330. Din! Hello? Where are the teacups?Copy !req
1331. - We open in ten minutes.
- I'm on it.Copy !req
1332. Teacups.Copy !req
1333. Teacups, teacups, teacups.Copy !req
1334. Long?Copy !req
1335. Greetings, great master.Copy !req
1336. Oh, a peasant child.Copy !req
1337. Long, what are you doing?
You're supposed to be in the spirit world.Copy !req
1338. Yeah, uh, about that,
uh, things got a little complicated.Copy !req
1339. So, I'm back!Copy !req
1340. Back? To serve another ten masters?Copy !req
1341. You guessed it.Copy !req
1342. But, you've been waiting 1,000 years
just to get through those gates.Copy !req
1343. I know, there was a parade and everything,
but… you had one more wish.Copy !req
1344. It was the only way.Copy !req
1345. You gave all that up for me?Copy !req
1346. This is what I want.Copy !req
1347. For the first time, it feels like
I have a little wisdom to offer.Copy !req
1348. Maybe make a difference down here.Copy !req
1349. Besides, there are no shrimp chips there,Copy !req
1350. and I still haven't ridden
in one of those metal birds,Copy !req
1351. and no air conditioning.
No air conditioning in heaven!Copy !req
1352. There's actually plenty of—Copy !req
1353. Thank you, Long.Copy !req
1354. Thank you.Copy !req
1355. Din, why is there
a pile of broken teacups in the—Copy !req
1356. Know what? I don't want to know.Copy !req
1357. Okay, Din, let go.Copy !req
1358. Let go, Din.Copy !req
1359. See you soon, Long.Copy !req
1360. I am a god.Copy !req
1361. What are you looking at?
A god, that's what.Copy !req