1. There's a thief!Copy !req
2. Let's get him!Copy !req
3. There's a thief!Copy !req
4. Thief!Copy !req
5. Come back here!Copy !req
6. Happy Birthday!Copy !req
7. Happy Birthday!Copy !req
8. Sammo Hung!Copy !req
9. You're not Sammo Hung!Copy !req
10. What? He's not Sammo Hung?Copy !req
11. Catch him, he's up there!Copy !req
12. Come back!Copy !req
13. Perfect.Copy !req
14. PROSTITUTION
IS ALSO A WAY TO LOVE.Copy !req
15. We don't want to leech off society.Copy !req
16. We don't just want to sit back and
benefit from the hard work of others.Copy !req
17. We're only providing a bit of comfort
to those who are down and out.Copy !req
18. Yes!Copy !req
19. I ask you, what can be so despicable
about manual labour?Copy !req
20. How can it be a sin to work for
the welfare of one's family?Copy !req
21. That's right!Copy !req
22. I want to say to you all,
any form of entertainment is good.Copy !req
23. That's right!Copy !req
24. Let's all strive to legalise prostitution!Copy !req
25. Curly, excellent speech!Copy !req
26. We're real men.Copy !req
27. We will boldly go where we wish.Copy !req
28. Yes, that's right! That's right!Copy !req
29. Brother Jack.Copy !req
30. You want to bribe me?
I stand firm on my principles.Copy !req
31. But...Copy !req
32. The protest is under way, as are our
complaints to the legislative councilsCopy !req
33. until the Governor takes heed and
hears our case. Just wait and see.Copy !req
34. I'm not wasting my time on you.Copy !req
35. I can't believe he just refused $3000.
Junkie Ming!Copy !req
36. We protest!Copy !req
37. We protest! We protest!Copy !req
38. Three in a row, quick!Copy !req
39. They're trying to get us for
unorganised public demonstration.Copy !req
40. Get in line now!Copy !req
41. Move!Copy !req
42. Yes, line up now!Copy !req
43. Yes, that's it. Good.Copy !req
44. We're against the unjustified
dismissal of our fellow workers.Copy !req
45. Against unjustified dismissal!Copy !req
46. What?Copy !req
47. What's up with you? Why are you
hugging me? What do you want?Copy !req
48. Yes, sure,
I'll get it done.Copy !req
49. Jack said we need to show
utter contempt for these employers.Copy !req
50. - Let's trash this factory!
- What?Copy !req
51. Wait a minute...Copy !req
52. Jack has also asked me to beat up
the boss, right about now!Copy !req
53. I'm going to kill you!Copy !req
54. Stop the fight, stop it!Copy !req
55. Hey, stop the fight!Copy !req
56. Officer, it's not my fault.Copy !req
57. Well, it certainly isn't mine.
Now, get in there!Copy !req
58. Hi. Can you clean
my car as well?Copy !req
59. Thanks, I'll be back soon.Copy !req
60. Where's my key?Copy !req
61. Oh, God!Copy !req
62. Better luck next time, pal.Copy !req
63. You've got some nerve!Copy !req
64. Hold it!Copy !req
65. I was merely stealing a wheel.
I can be a very cooperative citizen.Copy !req
66. Here, Sir.Copy !req
67. You can do the rest.Copy !req
68. Done.Copy !req
69. And evidence for court.Copy !req
70. Move it.Copy !req
71. Do you have something
more extravagant?Copy !req
72. Yes, we do.
Just a moment, please.Copy !req
73. Excuse me, miss.
Do you have a strap for this watch?Copy !req
74. - Yes.
- Can I see it?Copy !req
75. - Please feel free to look around.
- Sure.Copy !req
76. Here you are, sir.
I'm sure you'll like this one.Copy !req
77. This is not bad.Copy !req
78. Hey, Chan!Copy !req
79. I haven't seen you for ages!Copy !req
80. Fancy seeing you here!Copy !req
81. You could have phoned me at least,
my dear friend.Copy !req
82. Things must be going well for you.
You haven't even looked me up!Copy !req
83. But I've already told you,
it wasn't my fault...Copy !req
84. I can't believe you just shot me!Copy !req
85. You...Copy !req
86. - What's going on?
- Don't be so nosey. Let's go.Copy !req
87. I didn't do it.Copy !req
88. Here we go.Copy !req
89. I'm sure you'll like this one.Copy !req
90. This one's quite nice.Copy !req
91. - This is definitely your style.
- Not bad.Copy !req
92. Hey! Chan!
Haven't see you in ages!Copy !req
93. Fancy seeing you here.Copy !req
94. So, how are you?Copy !req
95. Hey! I told you not to open fire!Copy !req
96. I've already told you
that it wasn't my fault.Copy !req
97. Everybody stand still! This is
a robbery! Don't move a muscle!Copy !req
98. Miss, stay put, or I'll shoot!Copy !req
99. - Don't move!
- Duck!Copy !req
100. Quick! Let's go!Copy !req
101. Mister, are you okay? Mister?Copy !req
102. I'm fine.
I just need a band-aid.Copy !req
103. Oh, no!
You're bleeding quite a bit.Copy !req
104. Its nothing, really.
I'm quite used to bleeding.Copy !req
105. Officers, the robbers ran off
in that direction.Copy !req
106. Come with me.Copy !req
107. Mister, you mustn't
aggravate the wound.Copy !req
108. - What happened here?
- He's been shot.Copy !req
109. Call an ambulance.Copy !req
110. - I don't need an ambulance.
- Don't worry, its okay. Come with us.Copy !req
111. - I'm really quite all right.
- Let's go.Copy !req
112. Hey! All that blood!
Why are you being arrested?Copy !req
113. Theft.
Impressive enough for you?Copy !req
114. Course not. You got caught,
didn't you? Get in there.Copy !req
115. What are you still
standing around for?Copy !req
116. - Sir, he was here first.
- Get a move on.Copy !req
117. You're lucky I'm in a good mood,
or you'd be bleeding to death by now.Copy !req
118. - Sir...
- Don't even try.Copy !req
119. Where did you get
the counterfeit US dollars?Copy !req
120. I withdrew it from my bank.Copy !req
121. You mean to tell me your bank
is issuing counterfeit money?Copy !req
122. Sir, the money is not counterfeit.Copy !req
123. - And you're saying it's real?
- Yes.Copy !req
124. Now I'm not in such
a good mood anymore.Copy !req
125. No! It's fake! I found it.Copy !req
126. Good. You just escaped
a potentially very miserable death.Copy !req
127. You should have been upfront
with me. You were asking for trouble.Copy !req
128. Now, we'll...Copy !req
129. 7086.Copy !req
130. Sir, he just confessed.Copy !req
131. Every single note is 100% authentic.Copy !req
132. I checked with the bank.
He did make the withdrawal.Copy !req
133. - And you beat him up like that...
- Sir, I'll settle the score.Copy !req
134. Sir, he agreed
to drop any complaints.Copy !req
135. Hold it.Copy !req
136. 7086, you're off the counterfeit case.
I've already sent an undercover cop.Copy !req
137. - Is there something else I can do?
- Yes.Copy !req
138. Track down the litterbugs in the park.Copy !req
139. What bad luck.Copy !req
140. I was too impulsive.Copy !req
141. I'm the oldest and therefore
the "elder" of the pack.Copy !req
142. - I'm second in line.
- I'm third then.Copy !req
143. - I'm fourth.
- Then I'll be the fifth.Copy !req
144. From now on,
we must stick together.Copy !req
145. Whose turn to clean the toilets?Copy !req
146. His.Copy !req
147. The air is fresher on the other side.Copy !req
148. What's wrong with you? Asthma?Copy !req
149. Just re-acquainting myself
with the outside air.Copy !req
150. I don't think you'll ever get used to it.
Why don't you get back in there?Copy !req
151. Now, don't you follow us around.Copy !req
152. - Let's go.
- Let's wait for Teapot.Copy !req
153. - No. Let's not.
- Come on, let's...Copy !req
154. You're right, we should go now.Copy !req
155. You guys are not seriously treating
me like this, are you?Copy !req
156. Let him come along.Copy !req
157. Look at your outfit. Here, take this.Copy !req
158. Big brother.Copy !req
159. I've told you not to speak to me
in English.Copy !req
160. Father.Copy !req
161. Are you still having an affair
with our chauffeur?Copy !req
162. No. We're planning a proper wedding,
now that you're released.Copy !req
163. Greetings, future father-in-law.Copy !req
164. Don't be jealous of him. The next time
we're released, we'll do better.Copy !req
165. Take this!Copy !req
166. Hey!Copy !req
167. What! We need to hail a bus
with our legs these days!Copy !req
168. Let me try.Copy !req
169. A flat?Copy !req
170. Good timing, my friend. Fancy picking
up five passengers here.Copy !req
171. Hey, you...Copy !req
172. Sometimes one just can't
escape bad karma.Copy !req
173. I should really purge your bad auras
from my bus after this.Copy !req
174. Ah Sei, up for a game of tiles later?Copy !req
175. No. I'd have more luck
hitting on a bunch of nuns.Copy !req
176. Really?Copy !req
177. Take a look, you can't miss it.Copy !req
178. This lot are just out their cells.Copy !req
179. Stop honking! What?
In a hurry for the electric chair?Copy !req
180. So, Curly,
what were you arrested for?Copy !req
181. Oh, I was riding in a bus. The driver
was mumbling this and that,Copy !req
182. so I got him off the van, stabbed him
a couple of times and got 3 years.Copy !req
183. I had it worse.
A guy gave me a funny look,Copy !req
184. so I punched his lights out
and got 2 years for it.Copy !req
185. In that case, it's a bargain
spraying acid on someone.Copy !req
186. I threw a whole bucketful at a driver
once and I only got a year and a half.Copy !req
187. Well, you were lucky, because
I also did something with acid,Copy !req
188. and I got 10 years for it.Copy !req
189. 10 years?Copy !req
190. What did you do with that acid?Copy !req
191. I made the bloke drink it.Copy !req
192. I don't care about jail terms. It's about
stuffing anyone who annoys me.Copy !req
193. You can't be easy on them.Copy !req
194. How many years will we get
for burning a mini-van?Copy !req
195. - Mr. Driver, got a light?
- No, no I don't.Copy !req
196. Let's get off the subject,
it just winds me up.Copy !req
197. Curly, does the bus
go to your part of town?Copy !req
198. It didn't use to.
I'm not sure about now, though.Copy !req
199. - How do you get there?
- Well, you take the next left,Copy !req
200. and then a right,Copy !req
201. and then straight over that puddle,Copy !req
202. and we're there.Copy !req
203. How much for our fares?Copy !req
204. - We're all brothers. Its on me, really.
- Thank you.Copy !req
205. Wow, you must be well-off.Copy !req
206. Oh, its my uncle's place.
They've emigrated to Canada,Copy !req
207. to work in the restaurants.
I'm just house-sitting.Copy !req
208. But my uncle is 79 now,
and childless, so it'll all be mine soon.Copy !req
209. Make yourself at home.
There's beer in the fridge.Copy !req
210. Sister! Sister!Copy !req
211. - I wonder what Curly's sister is like.
- Probably just like him.Copy !req
212. - Here.
- Thanks.Copy !req
213. Maybe not. Don't be so sure.Copy !req
214. Come over here, Curly.Copy !req
215. What do you want?Copy !req
216. I'm going to ask you something.
Give me a straight answer.Copy !req
217. Go ahead.Copy !req
218. Are you related to
your sister biologically?Copy !req
219. Yes.Copy !req
220. - Why, what's wrong?
- Nothing, nothing.Copy !req
221. That's a lost cause.Copy !req
222. - What are you up to?
- Yes, what's up?Copy !req
223. Just going to the loo.Copy !req
224. - What's going on?
- What?Copy !req
225. Nothing.
My sister just freaked me out.Copy !req
226. He's her brother and she still
shocks the hell out of him.Copy !req
227. We'd better be mentally prepared.Copy !req
228. Drop it.
Let's try to be polite to her.Copy !req
229. - Everyone's here?
- They're all here.Copy !req
230. Dinner's ready.Copy !req
231. God is really fair.
Beautiful girls usually can't cook,Copy !req
232. and girls who can cook
are probably not...Copy !req
233. Hi.Copy !req
234. - Treat them as if they're your uncles.
- Uncles.Copy !req
235. She's addressing you, guys.
Return your greetings.Copy !req
236. My name is Vaseline.Copy !req
237. Hey, take a seat.Copy !req
238. Hey, you lot.
Don't even think about it!Copy !req
239. Let me ask you another question.
What was your father's profession?Copy !req
240. He was a sailor.Copy !req
241. - Oh, I see.
- It all makes sense now.Copy !req
242. - There's a burglar!
- What?Copy !req
243. - What happened?
- There's a burglar.Copy !req
244. He's not a burglar, he's Teapot.Copy !req
245. It's nothing. Break it up.Copy !req
246. - Hi. My name is Teapot.
- I'm sorry...Copy !req
247. Don't apologise. It's a natural reflex
to take him for a burglar.Copy !req
248. Did you hurt your leg kicking him?Copy !req
249. Are you okay?Copy !req
250. I'm fine,
even though I drew the short straw.Copy !req
251. Its just a misunderstanding, let's eat.Copy !req
252. Help yourselves.Copy !req
253. What's wrong with you lot? You don't
have to line up for dinner at home!Copy !req
254. Thank you.Copy !req
255. Thanks.Copy !req
256. Go ahead, help yourselves.Copy !req
257. Thank you.Copy !req
258. Thank you.Copy !req
259. Leave her alone.Copy !req
260. Thank you.Copy !req
261. Here, have this.Copy !req
262. Is it ready?Copy !req
263. Its done.Copy !req
264. Big Brother,
can you tell which one is real?Copy !req
265. The one in the middle.Copy !req
266. No, Big Brother.Copy !req
267. The top one, then.Copy !req
268. Wrong again, Big Brother.Copy !req
269. They're all fake.Copy !req
270. Come here.Copy !req
271. Don't you make a fool of me again.Copy !req
272. But you did well on this job.Copy !req
273. Seriously, don't follow us around.Copy !req
274. But you told me to wear it.Copy !req
275. Is my father's uniform
such a disgrace?Copy !req
276. I didn't say anything.
You're the ones who think it's ugly.Copy !req
277. It's kind of ugly,
but it suits you, though.Copy !req
278. Don't be ashamed.
Only inner beauty matters.Copy !req
279. Jack doesn't mean that.Copy !req
280. He was just saying that
you don't have any looks at all.Copy !req
281. Stop bickering. Let's go.Copy !req
282. Hey, hands off.Copy !req
283. - Damn!
- I barely touched her.Copy !req
284. Curly perceives you two
as sex-crazed monsters.Copy !req
285. You should watch your words.
It's not a perception, it's the truth.Copy !req
286. - You mean its true?
- Hey, watch it.Copy !req
287. We've no chance with
her brother always hanging around.Copy !req
288. - Let's think of a way to lose him.
- How?Copy !req
289. Do your own thinking.Copy !req
290. Tonight, we, we, we... no...
the two of us, will... be promoting...Copy !req
291. some medicine.Copy !req
292. I wonder where Porky Wing is
and his pretty female colleague.Copy !req
293. This medicine here...Copy !req
294. can cure all kinds of ailments,Copy !req
295. and it can boost your health
even if you're not sick.Copy !req
296. - Me?
- Smart guys plan, dumb guys do.Copy !req
297. Off you go.Copy !req
298. strengthens your back.Copy !req
299. These martial artists
usually sell fake medicine.Copy !req
300. - Strengthens, strengthens...
- Strengthens your entire body.Copy !req
301. It's a small pill...Copy !req
302. which makes it...Copy !req
303. easy to swallow.
Just take three pills a day.Copy !req
304. That's why in
20... 20... er, 20 years...Copy !req
305. I've, I've, I've...Copy !req
306. never been sick at all.Copy !req
307. And I feel... feel... feel... so...Copy !req
308. Okay,
let's stop the talk and begin.Copy !req
309. Here we go.Copy !req
310. What's the big fuss? It's just like
those crap martial arts movies.Copy !req
311. Come on, show some strength.
You look like an old guy taking a pee.Copy !req
312. - You're something else.
- This is Kung Fu Teacher Chiu.Copy !req
313. Don't try running!
I'll show you a few tricks of my own.Copy !req
314. - How dare you hit me!
- Please, don't! I was only kidding!Copy !req
315. - Brother!
- Don't worry, Sis.Copy !req
316. Your brother's seen it all.
He'll get away just fine.Copy !req
317. He's right. Let's go that way.Copy !req
318. - What?
- Competing for her affections?Copy !req
319. Isn't it obvious?Copy !req
320. - I'm telling you...
- Let's see who's got the best move.Copy !req
321. What are you up to?
Lifting shirts?Copy !req
322. Hey! While you two were squabbling,
someone else moved in.Copy !req
323. Come and get a good buy!
Walkie-talkies for $65 only.Copy !req
324. Don't miss this great bargain.Copy !req
325. - Hey, Sis. Can you hear me? Over.
- Sure she can.Copy !req
326. You were standing so close, you
could have transmitted with anything.Copy !req
327. At least move further away.
Give it to me.Copy !req
328. This is not our kind of gadget.
When it comes to electronics,Copy !req
329. Exhaust Pipe here is the specialist.Copy !req
330. Here.Copy !req
331. - You're absolutely right there.
- Sure.Copy !req
332. It says 'Made in Japan'
but it's really made in Hong Kong.Copy !req
333. But it has a pretty good reception,
though.Copy !req
334. I estimate its operating range
at 51.4 metres.Copy !req
335. How do you know for sure?Copy !req
336. He's only faking it.Copy !req
337. You think I'm faking it? Go check
with the sales representative.Copy !req
338. My friend here sure knows
a thing or two.Copy !req
339. See! Sis, listen to me. I'll check in
when I'm 51.4 metres away.Copy !req
340. Why am I hanging out
with a dumbo?Copy !req
341. Calling Exhaust Pipe!
Over, over.Copy !req
342. Hello, Sis. Over.Copy !req
343. Are you 51.4 metres away yet?Copy !req
344. Not yet, I'm getting there.Copy !req
345. Can you hear me loud
and clear, Sis? Over.Copy !req
346. Its too faint. Over.Copy !req
347. What about now?Copy !req
348. Sis wants you to sing her a song.Copy !req
349. What? A song?Copy !req
350. Yes!Copy !req
351. Okay.Copy !req
352. Come check this out.
It's all locally made.Copy !req
353. Intense is her love,
boundless in its depthCopy !req
354. Fine is her grace,
unrequisitely he adoresCopy !req
355. The dearest wish
within both yearning heartsCopy !req
356. Eventual union
for the forlorn loversCopy !req
357. But, what of the ocean
which divides... their worlds?Copy !req
358. - Till when will they finally meet?
- Dad, someone has taken our spot.Copy !req
359. The short break
may make the heart grow fonderCopy !req
360. Dear daughter, it's hard making
a living these days.Copy !req
361. Let him do his act
and we'll do ours.Copy !req
362. and melancholic is...Copy !req
363. VOICE OF
PEDDLER'S STREETCopy !req
364. Hi?Copy !req
365. Sis, can you hear me? Over.Copy !req
366. Sis, my eye! I'm packing up now.
Bring the walkie-talkie back!Copy !req
367. Or I'll call the police.Copy !req
368. Teapot.Copy !req
369. Go get a bag of peanuts
and share it with him.Copy !req
370. Oh, I'd like some too.Copy !req
371. Go on.Copy !req
372. - What, you don't have any change?
- Not that.Copy !req
373. I don't have any money at all.Copy !req
374. I can't even make you look good.Copy !req
375. Here.Copy !req
376. - Let's go.
- Yes.Copy !req
377. It takes more than ten bucks
to look good.Copy !req
378. - Then how much do you want?
- $150.Copy !req
379. Wow, that's a bit steep.Copy !req
380. Steep? How else were you
going to send me away?Copy !req
381. Okay. To avoid further complications,
here you go.Copy !req
382. Don't you worry,
I'll pay you back.Copy !req
383. Being off girls for three years makes
the ugly ones look pretty, too.Copy !req
384. See you later. Bye.Copy !req
385. - Where's Larry?
- Er, he...Copy !req
386. He must have sent him off.Copy !req
387. Er... maybe he just left
because he wanted to.Copy !req
388. He's got some business
to attend to.Copy !req
389. This way, please.Copy !req
390. That looks nice.Copy !req
391. This market only sells women's
clothes. What are you here for?Copy !req
392. - Nothing.
- Well...Copy !req
393. Now that the rival suitors
have all gone,Copy !req
394. you know what you should do?Copy !req
395. Yes, I'll leave, then.
Let me say bye to Sis first.Copy !req
396. Hey, there's no need
for that. Just go.Copy !req
397. No way. Sis was just asking why
everyone's gone just like that.Copy !req
398. Let me say goodbye to her
so it looks better.Copy !req
399. You're a good sport.Copy !req
400. Well, only if you make it
worth my while.Copy !req
401. So, what do you have for me?Copy !req
402. Okay. $30 for your movie, a noodle
soup and you can keep the change.Copy !req
403. - Just make your goodbye short.
- Sure.Copy !req
404. What's considered short?Copy !req
405. I have no idea how you've survived
everyday life, and got this far.Copy !req
406. When I signal, just leave.Copy !req
407. - Okay.
- Don't forget.Copy !req
408. Sis... Vaseline told us to leave
on our own.Copy !req
409. Why?Copy !req
410. No idea, he said he's got some
important matters to attend to.Copy !req
411. Why don't you go ask him yourself?Copy !req
412. - It's okay. Let's go, then.
- Sure.Copy !req
413. Teapot!Copy !req
414. I see, just a plot to court me.Copy !req
415. Yes, and instead it gave me a chance
to be with you, alone.Copy !req
416. Actually, why don't you just
ask me out on a date?Copy !req
417. I wouldn't dream of it.
I know where I stand.Copy !req
418. You see, aside from being healthy,
smart, kind-hearted,Copy !req
419. hard-working, respectful and honest,
I have hardly any other qualities.Copy !req
420. Not to mention how most girls
usually only care about looks.Copy !req
421. That's very true.Copy !req
422. See, that's why. How on earth could
I dream of asking a girl out?Copy !req
423. Even if I meet someone like you,Copy !req
424. I'm shy and mostly tongue-tied.Copy !req
425. Every time a girl looks my way,
my heart pounds, my legs weaken,Copy !req
426. and my hands go numb.Copy !req
427. And then
I'm at a loss for words, like now.Copy !req
428. So you've never asked
a girl out on a date before?Copy !req
429. I've never had a date.
I've had a prostitute though.Copy !req
430. - What?
- Oh, no. I was only joking.Copy !req
431. So where should we go now?Copy !req
432. Why don't we go...Copy !req
433. Please! All your babbling
is keeping the fish away.Copy !req
434. So you've had this nickname of
Teapot since you were young?Copy !req
435. No, back then,
they called me the Little Teapot.Copy !req
436. You don't look like a teapot.Copy !req
437. Oh, I do.
Just like that folk song.Copy !req
438. How does it go? Sing it to me.Copy !req
439. - I'm a bit embarrassed.
- Don't be.Copy !req
440. Nobody can see you here.Copy !req
441. You promise not to laugh?Copy !req
442. Okay. Go ahead.Copy !req
443. I'm a teapot, short and stockyCopy !req
444. I'm a teapot, short and stockyCopy !req
445. This is the elbow, this is the spout,
the elbow, the spoutCopy !req
446. And the tea is boiling,
time to pourCopy !req
447. Teapot, good going!Copy !req
448. Teapot,
where did you take my sister?Copy !req
449. - Oh brother...
- We just went for a cup of tea.Copy !req
450. Then you haven't had
a late night snack yet.Copy !req
451. I've treated them all to
a round of punch.Copy !req
452. I've saved two for you, though.Copy !req
453. You bastard!
I'll catch you and smash your...Copy !req
454. I've been blessed with
such special friendshipsCopy !req
455. And my buddies
look out for me all the time.Copy !req
456. We labour and laugh togetherCopy !req
457. When the going gets tough,Copy !req
458. You wish you could just screamCopy !req
459. When you're completely exhausted,
you deserve a break,Copy !req
460. And a good bout of laughterCopy !req
461. Have a good laugh!
Nothing tops being happyCopy !req
462. A good laugh can do such wonders
So learn to laugh at will!Copy !req
463. It sure drives out all frustrations
And boredom tooCopy !req
464. And it puts a sparkle in your eyes
So learn to laugh at willCopy !req
465. It's as if the five lucky stars
always shine upon youCopy !req
466. It's just pure joy to be able to
laugh at willCopy !req
467. This is fabulous!
Everyone should try to laugh moreCopy !req
468. Have a laugh!Copy !req
469. - Where do you want to go next?
- Up to you.Copy !req
470. - A movie, perhaps?
- Sounds good.Copy !req
471. No scary movies, though.Copy !req
472. - Then what?
- Comedies are fine.Copy !req
473. My little friend, it's your turn now.Copy !req
474. Maxim is good, Maxim is great,
Maxim's cakes are amazing.Copy !req
475. And one more question,
what's the best thing at Maxims?Copy !req
476. Any tips?Copy !req
477. Okay, I'll give you three choices.Copy !req
478. Lard Cake, Sponge Cake
or the Baker's Cake.Copy !req
479. Lard Cake.Copy !req
480. Wrong. I'll give you another try.Copy !req
481. Sponge Cake.Copy !req
482. Wrong again, one more try.Copy !req
483. Lard Cake and Sponge Cake.Copy !req
484. Oh, well. Have this.Copy !req
485. Three ham and egg sandwiches,
two burgers,Copy !req
486. three colas
and one coffee to take away.Copy !req
487. And two pork chops on rice,
two orange juices, to stay, please.Copy !req
488. Okay.Copy !req
489. - Why don't you get us a table?
- Okay.Copy !req
490. and 2 fries as well.Copy !req
491. Fat boy.
I need your girlfriend for a while.Copy !req
492. A robbery is about to happen.Copy !req
493. Don't panic.
You'll be safe with me.Copy !req
494. Fat boy,
sit down and have your meal.Copy !req
495. When I say duck, you duck.Copy !req
496. - This is for you.
- I want the prize money, not the gift.Copy !req
497. My little friend, you...Copy !req
498. I was little 30 years ago, perhaps.
Now I'm a robber.Copy !req
499. Hand over the cash
before I lose my patience.Copy !req
500. Don't cry for help.Copy !req
501. Just stay calm, seal those lips
and put the cash in the bag.Copy !req
502. Okay.Copy !req
503. It'll be over soon.
Now try to compose yourself.Copy !req
504. When we've gone,
you can scream all you want.Copy !req
505. Hold it right there! Duck!Copy !req
506. Let them go, or I'll kill him.Copy !req
507. - Fat boy, you've some good moves.
- Oh, its nothing.Copy !req
508. - Are you okay?
- Oh, I'm fine.Copy !req
509. I don't see why you would let those
other four take advantage of you,Copy !req
510. considering
you can easily beat them all.Copy !req
511. I used to beat up the other kids
when I was young,Copy !req
512. and no one wanted to be my friend.
Now I treasure my friendships.Copy !req
513. As long as they're my friends,
I cut them some slack.Copy !req
514. Robbery!Copy !req
515. Its over and now you're screaming?Copy !req
516. Don't you guys move, or I'll shoot
the bullet through all your heads.Copy !req
517. Fancy committing a robbery
with a fake gun!Copy !req
518. - Do you need some help?
- Of course.Copy !req
519. - Not that, call 999.
- Okay. Let's go.Copy !req
520. Don't move!Copy !req
521. Abracadabra... abracadabra...
abracadabra...Copy !req
522. Abracadabra... abracadabra...Copy !req
523. Make me disappear!Copy !req
524. And the striker moves in
from the midfield...Copy !req
525. - Shoot!
- He lost control, the shot went wide.Copy !req
526. A kick from the goal.
They're on the attack again.Copy !req
527. Italy is composing its attack,
left field...Copy !req
528. a pass,
and coming up to the goal...Copy !req
529. One, two, three!Copy !req
530. He wasn't marked, the ball is...Copy !req
531. Next time,
I won't even count to three!Copy !req
532. and the ball is out of play...Copy !req
533. Brazil has been on the offensive
throughout this half...Copy !req
534. What are you lot laughing at?Copy !req
535. Now, don't spoil it.Copy !req
536. What are you staring at! Get back!
Go watch your game. Perverts!Copy !req
537. What's the point of being invisible
if your clothes give you away, huh?Copy !req
538. Abracadabra, abracadabra...
Abracadabra, abracadabra...Copy !req
539. Abracadabra, abracadabra...Copy !req
540. Abracadabra, abracadabra...
Make me disappear!Copy !req
541. This should be a sure success.Copy !req
542. Brazil is still dominating the game...
pass from the midfield...Copy !req
543. Runs up the wing,
passes to the centre...Copy !req
544. There's an opportunity to shoot...Copy !req
545. - Just shoot!
- That's right, shoot!Copy !req
546. ltaly has possession...Copy !req
547. and back to Brazil...Copy !req
548. - Shoot now!
- This player is unbelievably bad!Copy !req
549. - Yeah, he lacks the moves.
- Cut an angle shot!Copy !req
550. You think they're all as good as
each other? Angle shots!Copy !req
551. Come on, go after the ball!Copy !req
552. - That's no way to win a match.
- They're bound to win.Copy !req
553. This guy is something else,
he just twists the ball around.Copy !req
554. Get over there!
Shoot now! No!Copy !req
555. He missed such a good chance.Copy !req
556. He was practically waiting
for the ball. You can't play like that.Copy !req
557. That's why I love English football.
They're always on the offensive.Copy !req
558. What's with this commercial?Copy !req
559. Longines.
Don't you know anything?Copy !req
560. This bald guy looks
a bit like Sean Connery.Copy !req
561. This team
has no team-play at all!Copy !req
562. we have a chance here...Copy !req
563. They're losing.Copy !req
564. Number 7 is consistently
in the wrong spot!Copy !req
565. Number 8 is so much better.
He strikes well.Copy !req
566. This is a really bad way
to play football.Copy !req
567. passes...
sends it backwards...Copy !req
568. What are you doing?Copy !req
569. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
570. Even I can play better.Copy !req
571. Please let it be a soft hit.Copy !req
572. Why did you hit me?Copy !req
573. Are you nuts? Ask them!
Did I even touch you at all?Copy !req
574. Go fight somewhere else.
Don't ruin the game for me.Copy !req
575. Do it once more
and I'll be sure to retaliate.Copy !req
576. You know what, I'm sitting over there,
just to be sure.Copy !req
577. This one's really going to suck!Copy !req
578. What? Blaming me again?
I'm this far from you!Copy !req
579. You bastards!
You've been conspiring to trap me.Copy !req
580. Defence!
Come on! Come on!Copy !req
581. he was too far behind...
lost the chance...Copy !req
582. It's better if she takes it off herself.Copy !req
583. How can I do this to Curly?Copy !req
584. That is so big!Copy !req
585. But something's missing.Copy !req
586. When you're not with me,
I think about you a lot.Copy !req
587. But now that I'm actually with you,
I love you so!Copy !req
588. If only he would hit the streets now!Copy !req
589. He just might.Copy !req
590. He's upstairs... oh, no! My sister!Copy !req
591. Pass it to the back wing!Copy !req
592. Take a long shot!
Pass now!Copy !req
593. Brazil's ball...Copy !req
594. He is so...Copy !req
595. Shoot now!Copy !req
596. Go get the door.Copy !req
597. I'll get it.Copy !req
598. You've got mail.Copy !req
599. Can you just take this?Copy !req
600. You mean you can see me?Copy !req
601. I'd rather not,
but I have pretty good vision,Copy !req
602. even when it comes to
very small objects.Copy !req
603. You're not kidding with me?
I should be invisible!Copy !req
604. Invisible? I'd rather you were!
Come on, just take this.Copy !req
605. Let me go home
and forget what I just saw.Copy !req
606. This really hurts my eyes.Copy !req
607. What are you guys laughing at?Copy !req
608. Exhaust Pipe
thought he was invisible...Copy !req
609. He was watching me in the bath and
I also acted as if I couldn't see him.Copy !req
610. So, you like my figure?Copy !req
611. Remember,
your contact is Caucasian.Copy !req
612. You two will both be wearing
roses on your lapels.Copy !req
613. Just give him the briefcase
and bring the money back.Copy !req
614. - You're clear on that?
- Yes. I am.Copy !req
615. Repeat it back to me, then.Copy !req
616. A red-haired foreigner... no...Copy !req
617. Rose... er... Rose perfume...Copy !req
618. Father,
what task did you just give him?Copy !req
619. I've told you before.
When the men discuss business,Copy !req
620. women are not welcome.
Back to your room.Copy !req
621. No. I don't know what
you've set Chai up to do.Copy !req
622. Is it going to be hard on him?Copy !req
623. Don't you worry. There's nothing
harder than living off a woman.Copy !req
624. Just go back upstairs.Copy !req
625. Bill and Paul,
you two go with him.Copy !req
626. - Chai, let them take the risks.
- Yes.Copy !req
627. You be careful.Copy !req
628. This is your first job.
Don't disappoint me.Copy !req
629. I won't.Copy !req
630. Hey, your trousers!Copy !req
631. I'm having
a run of bad luck these days.Copy !req
632. Little boy,
don't litter or I'll arrest you.Copy !req
633. - What's wrong?
- He threw away my ice cream.Copy !req
634. Oh, no!
You haven't finished it yet?Copy !req
635. Don't cry now.
Be good.Copy !req
636. - Here it is.
- You're such an idiot!Copy !req
637. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
638. Be good, don't cry. Mummy's
going to get you another one.Copy !req
639. So?Copy !req
640. I'm not sure if I'll be free.
Let's play it by ear.Copy !req
641. - Let's just ignore him.
- What kind of man would take that?Copy !req
642. - Were you whistling just now?
- Yes.Copy !req
643. - You really are a sleazebag.
- What?Copy !req
644. You don't look like one
but you act like a slimeball.Copy !req
645. Now you're making me mad.Copy !req
646. You, mad?
You're scum of the earth.Copy !req
647. Come on, let's just go.Copy !req
648. - Hold it, I'm with the CID!
- Hold it, I'm with the CID!Copy !req
649. You should have said so earlier,
my colleague.Copy !req
650. - Did I hurt you?
- I'm pretty hard to beat,Copy !req
651. I'm usually the one
doing the beating.Copy !req
652. - Are you okay?
- Your girlfriend still seems shaken.Copy !req
653. Yes, she's just worried that
I'll hurt somebody again.Copy !req
654. - Let's go.
- Bye.Copy !req
655. Bye.Copy !req
656. You're done fighting?Copy !req
657. Oh, no. We were just practising.Copy !req
658. Hey, don't hassle the girls again!Copy !req
659. And you were hassling the girl too?Copy !req
660. You don't really think I have
such bad taste, do you?Copy !req
661. I was whistling to you, not her.Copy !req
662. All right, let's go.
The competition is starting soon.Copy !req
663. Okay.Copy !req
664. The Roller Skates Obstacle Challenge
is to commence now.Copy !req
665. It's your turn now, go ahead.Copy !req
666. How about a kiss first?Copy !req
667. You don't have to, really.Copy !req
668. Our first contestant, number 8.Copy !req
669. Be careful!Copy !req
670. Not now.Copy !req
671. Our second contestant, number 37.Copy !req
672. - We might land a good deal here.
- Let's get him.Copy !req
673. Why are you taking my stuff?Copy !req
674. He took my stuff, help!Copy !req
675. I just got robbed!Copy !req
676. Robbery! Robbery! Catch him!Copy !req
677. Catch him!
He just robbed me!Copy !req
678. Robbery!Copy !req
679. Hey, keep quiet. Let's go!Copy !req
680. I'm a cop. I'll take responsibility
for any damages.Copy !req
681. We have to run.Copy !req
682. It's in the van! Oh, no!Copy !req
683. What the...Copy !req
684. Step on it, go!Copy !req
685. You bastard! Are you nuts?Copy !req
686. - Police! Now go after that car!
- Yes, okay.Copy !req
687. Police here! Go after that car!Copy !req
688. Faster, do an overtake.Copy !req
689. Overtake!Copy !req
690. Step on it, he's getting close.Copy !req
691. You are slower than a truck!Copy !req
692. Police here...Copy !req
693. Stop the car or I'll shoot.Copy !req
694. - I mean it!
- Stop the car, stop it!Copy !req
695. Close call.Copy !req
696. - Your driving sucks!
- Oh my, what a big accident!Copy !req
697. I'm doomed.Copy !req
698. - Chai, are you okay?
- Fine.Copy !req
699. Father-in-law, I tried my best.Copy !req
700. Big Brother, the goods were taken by
the Five Star Cleaning Company.Copy !req
701. Okay. Get the boys and hunt
that cleaning company down.Copy !req
702. Yes.Copy !req
703. You over there!Copy !req
704. You're only good in the bedroom,
that's about it. Now get out of here!Copy !req
705. Yes.Copy !req
706. Get me Mr. Chan, our butler.Copy !req
707. You're to stay
in your room at all times!Copy !req
708. Father, you can be nicer.Copy !req
709. - Chan, this is the list for the invites.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
710. - Hey, get the gear and come in.
- Sure.Copy !req
711. Now that the instructions are clear,
I'm not going to repeat myself.Copy !req
712. Who's in charge here?Copy !req
713. That would be me. My name is...Copy !req
714. Please pay attention.Copy !req
715. First of all,
please bring only what you need.Copy !req
716. Oh, okay.Copy !req
717. Everything else, get it out of here.Copy !req
718. - Understand?
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
719. These stairs
lead to the second floor.Copy !req
720. No kidding!Copy !req
721. The weather is really nice...
He was only talking to me.Copy !req
722. The second floor is off limits.Copy !req
723. And, the toilet is over there.Copy !req
724. You can clean it but you can't use it.Copy !req
725. - Fancy a cigarette?
- Yes, thank you.Copy !req
726. Thanks.Copy !req
727. Another rule. If you want to have
a cigarette, you must not light it.Copy !req
728. Our master hates cigarette ash.Copy !req
729. Do you shed a lot of hair?Copy !req
730. Not that much lately.Copy !req
731. Then put a cap on or something.Copy !req
732. Its not very hygienic
to have loose hairs everywhere.Copy !req
733. Also,
as I've pointed out in the contract,Copy !req
734. you will only be paid when the job
is performed to my satisfaction.Copy !req
735. Of course.Copy !req
736. Good. Then you can get started.Copy !req
737. All right, now that we're done with
his nonsense, let's clean this up.Copy !req
738. Faster, faster.
Chase him.Copy !req
739. Chase him.Copy !req
740. Chase him, go on.Copy !req
741. PC 7086 salutes you, sir.Copy !req
742. Sir...Copy !req
743. - 7086, sit!
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
744. You were really
brave this morning!Copy !req
745. Do you have any idea
how many cars were damaged?Copy !req
746. I didn't have time to count, sir.Copy !req
747. It totals to more than 50 vehicles!Copy !req
748. - Why are you thanking me?
- No thanks, sir.Copy !req
749. And do you know what happened to
the two guys you arrested?Copy !req
750. - They broke out from jail?
- I'd rather they did!Copy !req
751. They're out on bail for $500 each.
You have no witnesses, no evidence.Copy !req
752. What am I supposed
to charge them with?Copy !req
753. What? Speed racing with a cop?Copy !req
754. Every case you're on
incurs big expenses.Copy !req
755. I'm still trying to figure out
where to post you next.Copy !req
756. You should be posted
somewhere far away!Copy !req
757. Sir, I was merely performing my duty.Copy !req
758. Duty, my eye!
Take your filthy hands off that bowl.Copy !req
759. Hey, where are my two turtles?Copy !req
760. Stop!Copy !req
761. Sir, good thing I noticed.Copy !req
762. If you kill my Rosey, I'll have you
stand guard at the reservoir.Copy !req
763. Albert!Copy !req
764. It was only a pencil sharpener.Copy !req
765. Sir, how many pencil sharpeners
do you have?Copy !req
766. - Only 1!
- Albert!Copy !req
767. Oh, my! Sir, now I'll have to
guard the reservoir.Copy !req
768. The reservoir? You are back
on uniformed patrol!Copy !req
769. Rain or shine.Copy !req
770. - Hey, you're running a red light!
- Really? Did I?Copy !req
771. - You just ran a red light.
- Sir, please give me a chance.Copy !req
772. Okay, let me see your licence.Copy !req
773. Oh, I know him.Copy !req
774. Hey, let me.Copy !req
775. - Sir.
- It's you again, fat boy.Copy !req
776. Yeah. Good to see you. It really pays
to have friends in the right places.Copy !req
777. Not really. I don't let my friendships
infringe on my job duties.Copy !req
778. Tell your friend to drive
more carefully the next time.Copy !req
779. - Sir...
- It's part of the job, I can't help it.Copy !req
780. Let him ticket us. That's just about
all the cops are good for anyway.Copy !req
781. You don't see them being so
prolific with the criminals!Copy !req
782. I ended up here because I was
really on top of the criminals.Copy !req
783. - How frustrating.
- Just relax, I'll think of something.Copy !req
784. Clean up.Copy !req
785. Didn't you say
we should think of something?Copy !req
786. Yes, but you need brains.
Do you have any?Copy !req
787. - Yes.
- Yes?Copy !req
788. Okay, then.
Can you name "the five crops"?Copy !req
789. Rice, maize, wheat...Copy !req
790. wheat... barley? And... grains.Copy !req
791. Yeah, you eat grains, right?Copy !req
792. Well, it just slipped my mind.Copy !req
793. That means you don't know. Now,
since you can't name the five crops,Copy !req
794. you'd better get on all fours
and do some work.Copy !req
795. Oh, sure.Copy !req
796. - Then be sure to clean up this mess.
- Okay.Copy !req
797. - What are the five crops anyway?
- If I knew I wouldn't have to ask.Copy !req
798. How can I not know the 5 crops?Copy !req
799. Corn, wheat...Copy !req
800. I'm really depressed these days.Copy !req
801. In the past,
I had people cleaning up after me.Copy !req
802. Now I'm a cleaner. And I have to take
this abuse from our customers.Copy !req
803. Well, it's not like we're being pushed
around. That butler is just picky.Copy !req
804. That's the norm with the rich
when they throw their fancy parties.Copy !req
805. Well, you see, if he had invited me...Copy !req
806. Would you have gone?Copy !req
807. Of course.Copy !req
808. You wish! They only invite
the good and the great.Copy !req
809. What, you need to show your
bank account at the door?Copy !req
810. He's right, we can look rich as well.Copy !req
811. You might be able to act it.
I am it. Successful, established.Copy !req
812. In that case, we should gatecrash.Copy !req
813. - Oh, no.
- What? Why not?Copy !req
814. Didn't you say you know a lot of
society figures?Copy !req
815. We might be able to land
some more clients there.Copy !req
816. - That's right!
- I'll probably run into old friends.Copy !req
817. - Ah, I see...
- Teapot!Copy !req
818. Coming!Copy !req
819. I remember now. It's rice, barley,
potato, wheat and maize.Copy !req
820. Now you know.Copy !req
821. Let's go.Copy !req
822. Where?Copy !req
823. To hire some clothes for you.Copy !req
824. - For what?
- For a party.Copy !req
825. Where are our props?Copy !req
826. - Is this going to work?
- I can work anything!Copy !req
827. Give me a light.Copy !req
828. - You go first.
- Okay.Copy !req
829. This way, please.Copy !req
830. Hi, how are you?
Hope you're doing well.Copy !req
831. Those cigars are something else.
Do you know them?Copy !req
832. No, not at all.Copy !req
833. More guests.Copy !req
834. Please put it out.Copy !req
835. Don't be overwhelmed.
You haven't seen anything yet.Copy !req
836. I know a lot of people here.Copy !req
837. But we're not so sure
they know you at all.Copy !req
838. Look, isn't that Chan Chiu?Copy !req
839. How are you?
Welcome, Mr. Wong.Copy !req
840. Isn't he acting like he's the host?Copy !req
841. Of course, he is the host.Copy !req
842. How come I didn't know this before?Copy !req
843. You don't know much, anyway.
Let's go.Copy !req
844. Sis, let me introduce you to
some friends of mine.Copy !req
845. You pulling my leg again?Copy !req
846. No, we're on a truce for now.
Let me tell you something...Copy !req
847. Here we are in the fields,
let's play in the fields.Copy !req
848. Am I wrong?Copy !req
849. I don't get it.Copy !req
850. Why bring your own packed lunch
to a buffet?Copy !req
851. - I see. Vaseline!
- Hey, if you just tail Vaseline,Copy !req
852. you won't get anywhere. Walk round
with a guy who makes you look good.Copy !req
853. That's so true.Copy !req
854. - Teapot.
- I'm not into picking up girls.Copy !req
855. I'm not asking you to. Just act your
usual self and make me look good.Copy !req
856. Let's go.Copy !req
857. Gold prices have gone up.Copy !req
858. The boss, Mr. Ho is here.Copy !req
859. - Show him to the study.
- Yes.Copy !req
860. This way please.Copy !req
861. - Mr Chiu, my congratulations.
- Thank you.Copy !req
862. - It's a good party.
- Thanks to our guests.Copy !req
863. May I help you?Copy !req
864. Oh, I'm looking for the toilets.Copy !req
865. - This way please.
- Yes.Copy !req
866. - Excuse me, this way please.
- Oh yes.Copy !req
867. - Go straight and then take a left.
- Thank you.Copy !req
868. Mr Lam, thank you.
If you need anything,Copy !req
869. - just phone my secretary, Susan.
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
870. I'm not Susan!Copy !req
871. It sounds more classy than Sis.Copy !req
872. A businessman has to impress,
wheel and deal, just to get ahead.Copy !req
873. The market is so tough these days.Copy !req
874. Miss, did anyone ever tell you
what beautiful eyes you have?Copy !req
875. Really?Copy !req
876. Not to mention... that unrivalled
elegance as well.Copy !req
877. I can't sleep with you. I'm married.
You're very smooth, though.Copy !req
878. Try that line on someone else.
It just might work.Copy !req
879. I'll have to excuse myself now.Copy !req
880. - Miss Chan.
- Hi, Miss Chan.Copy !req
881. That's the one.Copy !req
882. - Do you know her?
- Not yet, but I will soon.Copy !req
883. She is so fine and feminine.Copy !req
884. How do you define that?Copy !req
885. At the sheer sight of her,
you just want to jump her.Copy !req
886. Now do your part.Copy !req
887. What do you have in mind?Copy !req
888. Grab her.Copy !req
889. Here we go.Copy !req
890. It's this floor, it's so slippery.Copy !req
891. Hello, miss.Copy !req
892. Brother Chiu,
what is going on with the goods?Copy !req
893. Everything is fine.
Just have your payment ready.Copy !req
894. Money is not an issue.
When can I expect to see delivery?Copy !req
895. In 3 days.Copy !req
896. Here's my business card. Thank you.Copy !req
897. Five Star Cleaning Company?Copy !req
898. - How are you, Mr. Chan?
- Fine, thank you.Copy !req
899. It's all set, then.Copy !req
900. Mr. Ho, it's confirmed.
Now, please excuse me.Copy !req
901. Sure, and I have to leave as well.Copy !req
902. - Bring him here.
- Yes.Copy !req
903. - Wait outside.
- Yes.Copy !req
904. - You've got a good business there...
- It's okay.Copy !req
905. Mr. Jack So. Mr. Chiu would like to
discuss some business with you.Copy !req
906. Mr. Chiu?
Take this for me, please.Copy !req
907. - Excuse me, business beckons.
- Go ahead.Copy !req
908. This way, please.Copy !req
909. - Teapot, come dance with me.
- Yes.Copy !req
910. Mister, would you like to dance?Copy !req
911. No, thanks.Copy !req
912. Big Brother, this is Mr. Jack So.Copy !req
913. Mr. Chiu, we've met before.
How are you?Copy !req
914. Well, I heard that you're good.Copy !req
915. Hardly. I used to have these two lads
working for me - Scarface WingCopy !req
916. and Cat-Poo Keung. They slash
everyone who gets in their way.Copy !req
917. What line of business
does Five Stars engage in?Copy !req
918. We're a huge cleaning company,
with a staff of over 100,Copy !req
919. plus 5 directors. We've been tending
to your premises here as well.Copy !req
920. If you need anything,
feel free to phone us.Copy !req
921. Five Star's future
has never looked better.Copy !req
922. Then, where's that briefcase?Copy !req
923. What are you talking about?Copy !req
924. Give it back or you're in trouble.Copy !req
925. What trouble?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
926. - So you're not going to tell?
- I've just said I don't know.Copy !req
927. And now?Copy !req
928. Now what? You're the one
who kicked me for no real reason.Copy !req
929. You're still not telling?Copy !req
930. Maybe your partners will tell.
Round up his partners!Copy !req
931. That bastard Chan Chiu! He tricked
me into some business get-together,Copy !req
932. and then asked me for some
briefcase, which I don't have.Copy !req
933. At which point he pointed a gun at me,
beat and gagged me.Copy !req
934. It's nothing. Please don't be overly
concerned. It's a misunderstanding.Copy !req
935. Misunderstanding? You were going
to round up my partners!Copy !req
936. I didn't tell him who my partners were.Copy !req
937. Now that my partners are all here,
you want to get me?Copy !req
938. Or kill me? Such a big deal
for nothing! I say we leave now!Copy !req
939. Please stay, my guests.Copy !req
940. What? You're in my way!Copy !req
941. To hell with you.Copy !req
942. Get your hands off me! Hands off!Copy !req
943. My apologies, goodbye.Copy !req
944. - Father, what's wrong?
- Back to your room. Now!Copy !req
945. To hell with you.Copy !req
946. My teacher always says "Fight them
head on, till you drop." Come on!Copy !req
947. That's all you've got?
I can take quite a bit, come on!Copy !req
948. I'm the better one.Copy !req
949. If you dare to raise that leg,
I'll kick you down.Copy !req
950. I can see it a mile away.Copy !req
951. Turned to stone?Copy !req
952. What's really going on here?Copy !req
953. I haven't the slightest clue.Copy !req
954. It'll be hard to escape this one.Copy !req
955. Lighter!Copy !req
956. Teapot, hold them back!Copy !req
957. If you kill them, who's going to
cough up my goods?Copy !req
958. We'll wait for you out there.Copy !req
959. You lot are abandoning me?Copy !req
960. After them!Copy !req
961. - Put out the fire first!
- Yes!Copy !req
962. - Put out that fire!
- Yes!Copy !req
963. Ready?Copy !req
964. I feel better already.Copy !req
965. You shouldn't be.Copy !req
966. Don't move!Copy !req
967. Hey, wait for me! Stop the car!Copy !req
968. Don't make any stupid moves.
Stop the car!Copy !req
969. I can't believe you guys left without
me. Is that what friends are for?Copy !req
970. I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong car.Copy !req
971. Guess not, huh.Copy !req
972. Marvellous. The young and gifted.Copy !req
973. Fancy pulling
such a move on Chan Chiu.Copy !req
974. I'm a man of my word.
If you lot give me that briefcase,Copy !req
975. I'll give you $20 million dollars for it.Copy !req
976. What briefcase?Copy !req
977. Stop pretending. It'll just annoy me.Copy !req
978. We really don't have this briefcase.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
979. Big brother, let us do the asking.Copy !req
980. A few slashes should do the trick.Copy !req
981. Go on. I don't want to be
stressed by this one.Copy !req
982. Hold it, stop for a second.Copy !req
983. Let's not be greedy. Why don't we
do business with him,Copy !req
984. instead of Chan Chiu?
He seems more to the point.Copy !req
985. Good that you're thinking straight.Copy !req
986. Its a deal. Let's do the transaction
at 9am tomorrow, park at the peak.Copy !req
987. Let's go now.Copy !req
988. Watch it!Copy !req
989. You think I'm stupid?
She'll be our hostage.Copy !req
990. No, no way. Brother,
I don't want to stay here.Copy !req
991. Siblings, even better.Copy !req
992. Excuse me.Copy !req
993. Sis, don't you worry,
we'll come back for you soon.Copy !req
994. I'll give you till daybreak tomorrow.
After that, I'm killing the hostage.Copy !req
995. - You...
- Hold it. Consider it done.Copy !req
996. - Let's go.
- You got it?Copy !req
997. Yes. Let's go, come on.Copy !req
998. Big Brother, should we tail them?Copy !req
999. No. I don't want Chan Chiu
to pick up on this.Copy !req
1000. We don't have that briefcase.
Why did you say we do?Copy !req
1001. Where are we going to find it?Copy !req
1002. - What do we do now?
- Yeah?Copy !req
1003. Yes, so what? If I hadn't said that,
you think we'd have escaped?Copy !req
1004. - What I mean is...
- I know what you mean.Copy !req
1005. You want to take
any briefcase and fake it.Copy !req
1006. These cheap tricks won't work.Copy !req
1007. No, not really.
As long as they can be fooled.Copy !req
1008. You're nuts! Do we know
the size, make or, better still,Copy !req
1009. the contents of that briefcase?Copy !req
1010. - No we don't.
- Then how do we fake it?Copy !req
1011. That's why you're always right.Copy !req
1012. - Here.
- What's with this briefcase?Copy !req
1013. It's probably the one they're after.Copy !req
1014. Why didn't you tell us before?Copy !req
1015. I wanted to, but you guys
kept cutting me off.Copy !req
1016. - Why did you cut him off?
- Stop it. Let's open it.Copy !req
1017. - Wow, what?
- Oh, just a premature "wow."Copy !req
1018. It's all US dollars! See!Copy !req
1019. - US dollars, we really did well.
- So much cash.Copy !req
1020. - We're rich, just like that.
- It's all $100 bills.Copy !req
1021. We're rich, yes!Copy !req
1022. And stacks of it too!Copy !req
1023. Smells nicer than the best perfume.Copy !req
1024. - That's right.
- Nicer than perfume.Copy !req
1025. Hey,
can't you see it's all counterfeit?Copy !req
1026. Don't kid with me.Copy !req
1027. Look at this printing plate.Copy !req
1028. Great, we can print more ourselves.Copy !req
1029. - You know how?
- No.Copy !req
1030. This is all worthless.Copy !req
1031. You lot are greedy beyond belief.
We need this to get Sis back.Copy !req
1032. Let's put it back.Copy !req
1033. How uncaring! You lot would
take this cash over my sister.Copy !req
1034. - Let's go get her.
- Hang on.Copy !req
1035. Don't rush, let's get changed first.Copy !req
1036. - Are they here yet?
- No, not yet.Copy !req
1037. - Then let's run.
- No, they'll be sure to spot us.Copy !req
1038. We have to split up
and distract them.Copy !req
1039. The three of you lure Chan's lads to
the warehouse, and try to stall them.Copy !req
1040. Curly, you take these printing plates
and lure Ho here.Copy !req
1041. What? You want them to kill me!Copy !req
1042. Don't worry, he's not going to kill you
without getting what he wants.Copy !req
1043. - I'll fetch the lads.
- What lads? Do we know any?Copy !req
1044. No. But don't you worry.Copy !req
1045. Our fate looks really bleak.Copy !req
1046. Don't worry. Chan won't kill us before
he gets his printing plates.Copy !req
1047. Even if he gets one, we'll still be fine.Copy !req
1048. They're coming.Copy !req
1049. You take these.Copy !req
1050. - Get going! Hunt them down!
- Yes.Copy !req
1051. - Okay? Now, take care.
- Yes.Copy !req
1052. - This isn't a trick, right?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
1053. Those guys trick me all the time,
I'm used to it.Copy !req
1054. - Hey!
- There!Copy !req
1055. I can see them! Don't run!Copy !req
1056. - Get over there.
- Yes.Copy !req
1057. Let's go now.Copy !req
1058. I didn't see anything, I won't tell.Copy !req
1059. - You killed him?
- No, I was shooting at the lock.Copy !req
1060. - Watch before you fire.
- Yes.Copy !req
1061. Not here, let's go.Copy !req
1062. - Teapot, can you drive?
- Yes.Copy !req
1063. - Go then.
- What?Copy !req
1064. Break out of here.Copy !req
1065. Just me?Copy !req
1066. Good warriors
are never outnumbered.Copy !req
1067. No. Not me.Copy !req
1068. Come on, I'll be the back up.Copy !req
1069. Go fight somewhere else,
don't involve me. Go!Copy !req
1070. Is that all you can do?
Stand and shoot?Copy !req
1071. - I can fight as well.
- Put the gun away then.Copy !req
1072. You two have been posing cool
all day, now go get them.Copy !req
1073. - Where were you? You're sweating.
- I was looking for you lot.Copy !req
1074. One of them is here!Copy !req
1075. Back there.Copy !req
1076. - This is captivating.
- I like action too.Copy !req
1077. - It's okay.
- It's not okay if the action is here.Copy !req
1078. You're nothing but trouble.Copy !req
1079. Don't come for me. Go, get out.Copy !req
1080. We found these three.Copy !req
1081. Give me the briefcase.
Now you go finish them off.Copy !req
1082. Hold it!Copy !req
1083. Whoops!Copy !req
1084. Where are the other plates?Copy !req
1085. - We traded them in for life insurance.
- What?Copy !req
1086. - Our big brother has it.
- Who is your big brother?Copy !req
1087. - He's...
- Don't tell him!Copy !req
1088. If you don't tell me, I'll kill you all.Copy !req
1089. You'll kill us anyway.
Our big brother is on his way here.Copy !req
1090. - Teapot!
- We have to look out for ourselves.Copy !req
1091. If big brother has any integrity,
he'll come and get us.Copy !req
1092. If he doesn't, serves him right
to come into this mess anyway.Copy !req
1093. But if he knows what a mess we're in,
he might chicken out.Copy !req
1094. True, its so typical of
these big brothers.Copy !req
1095. Good, I'll wait.Copy !req
1096. Big brother, don't come!Copy !req
1097. Big brother, he's trouble.
Why don't we kill him off?Copy !req
1098. Oh no, such loyalty
is quite rare these days.Copy !req
1099. They're coming.Copy !req
1100. Ho Man?Copy !req
1101. You're not setting me up, are you?Copy !req
1102. Of course not, big brother.Copy !req
1103. - Hey, I'm not your big brother.
- Okay.Copy !req
1104. Teapot, Exhaust Pipe, Vaseline!
We're here!Copy !req
1105. Big brother.Copy !req
1106. Don't! We don't want to drag
our big brother into this.Copy !req
1107. What are you saying?Copy !req
1108. They were right, you were trying to
pull a fast one on me.Copy !req
1109. Brother Chiu, you're mistaken.Copy !req
1110. Big brother, I'll assume the danger
for you. Here, your printing plates.Copy !req
1111. He's got the other one.
You two sort this out.Copy !req
1112. Brother Chiu, I can explain.Copy !req
1113. There's no need for that.
Get in your positions! Now!Copy !req
1114. Go!Copy !req
1115. Ho Man! I'm coming to get you.Copy !req
1116. We're bound to see
one of them go down.Copy !req
1117. Yeah, but the one left standing
will be after us.Copy !req
1118. Big brother, the cops are here.Copy !req
1119. - Let's split.
- Go.Copy !req
1120. - Let's get going as well.
- Yes.Copy !req
1121. Get down!Copy !req
1122. What a scene!Copy !req
1123. - Larry...
- Hang on, stand to the side.Copy !req
1124. - Gather all the evidence.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1125. Is he for real?Copy !req
1126. Sir, the evidence.Copy !req
1127. You're caught red-handed. I'm afraid
you're looking at a very long jail term.Copy !req
1128. - Take them away.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1129. Get up!Copy !req
1130. Let's get them to the station. Go!Copy !req
1131. - I have a question.
- Go ahead.Copy !req
1132. - Are you for real?
- Of course I'm for real.Copy !req
1133. I'm with the Special Police Force unit.Copy !req
1134. I specialise in going undercover,
in order to combat gangster crime.Copy !req
1135. Thank you for your cooperation.
I'll need your testimonies also.Copy !req
1136. Ha! I've always had very
distinguished friends.Copy !req
1137. You're certainly one of them.Copy !req
1138. No wonder you were so crude,
you're a cop! Thumbs up, though!Copy !req
1139. I've always known that you're
legitimate. I always respected you.Copy !req
1140. My teacher hates snitches, but I've
never paid attention to my teacher.Copy !req
1141. Larry, you look great
in uniform. I really like it.Copy !req
1142. I'm applying for the police force
tomorrow. Come.Copy !req
1143. Sit still. What's up with you?Copy !req
1144. I hate going to the precinct. It's worse
than meeting the mother-in-law.Copy !req
1145. I didn't know
you have a mother-in-law.Copy !req
1146. No, it's just a metaphor
for how uneasy I am.Copy !req
1147. Hi, fat boy! It's you again!Copy !req
1148. - Yes sir.
- What did you get yourself into now?Copy !req
1149. No idea.
Probably something from my past.Copy !req
1150. Let me help.Copy !req
1151. Sir, do you rank well here?Copy !req
1152. Three stars.
You know what it stands for?Copy !req
1153. No.Copy !req
1154. Sir.Copy !req
1155. Three stars stand for Chief Inspector.Copy !req
1156. Teapot, give me your hand.Copy !req
1157. The other way.Copy !req
1158. GOOD CITIZEN AWARDCopy !req
1159. - Is it for me?
- Yes.Copy !req
1160. And a $20000 reward.Copy !req
1161. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1162. We have money for the wedding now.Copy !req
1163. - 7086.
- Sir.Copy !req
1164. You can take some credit for
this case as well. Here's yours.Copy !req
1165. MERIT AWARDCopy !req
1166. Sir, just a banner?
Do I get a raise?Copy !req
1167. - Yes.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
1168. Not now. The next time the
government raises police wages,Copy !req
1169. yours will go up too.Copy !req
1170. That means nothing.Copy !req
1171. - Susie.
- How did it go?Copy !req
1172. - That's all I got.
- Encouragement, none the less.Copy !req
1173. A good raise is better, though.Copy !req
1174. - I have something to tell you.
- What?Copy !req
1175. I've decided to accept your proposal.Copy !req
1176. Really! Oh, I'm sorry, fat boy.
She's agreed to marry me!Copy !req
1177. I've been looking forward to this!Copy !req
1178. - Congratulations.
- Can't you time your congratulations?Copy !req
1179. - Let me buy you a drink.
- Okay, I'll race you to the gate.Copy !req
1180. - Okay.
- Hey, hang on.Copy !req
1181. - Let's both carry our fiancees. Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
1182. One, two, three...Copy !req