1. All right, all right,
what's it going to be?Copy !req
2. A Triple Cream Cup for Christopher.Copy !req
3. A Squelchy Snorter for Otis.Copy !req
4. A Sizzler for June Marie.
And listen!Copy !req
5. - Wonka's got a new one today.
What is it?Copy !req
6. This one's a Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar.Copy !req
7. Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar?
How does he do it?Copy !req
8. - Do you ask a fish how it swims?
- No.Copy !req
9. - Or a bird how it flies?
- No.Copy !req
10. No, you don't.Copy !req
11. They were born to do it.Copy !req
12. Just like Willy Wonka was born
to be a candy man...Copy !req
13. and you were born to be a Wonkerer.Copy !req
14. Who can take the sunriseCopy !req
15. Sprinkle it with dewCopy !req
16. Cover it in chocolate
And a miracle or twoCopy !req
17. The Candy Man!Copy !req
18. The Candy Man canCopy !req
19. The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with loveCopy !req
20. And makes the world taste goodCopy !req
21. Who can take a rainbowCopy !req
22. Wrap it in a sighCopy !req
23. Soak it in the sun
And make the strawberry-lemon pieCopy !req
24. The Candy Man?Copy !req
25. The Candy Man!Copy !req
26. The Candy Man can!Copy !req
27. The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with loveCopy !req
28. - And makes the world taste good
Me! Me!Copy !req
29. Willy Wonka makesCopy !req
30. Everything he bakesCopy !req
31. Satisfying and deliciousCopy !req
32. Talk about your childhood wishesCopy !req
33. You can even eat the dishesCopy !req
34. Who can take tomorrowCopy !req
35. Dip it in a dreamCopy !req
36. Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the creamCopy !req
37. - The Candy Man
Willy Wonka canCopy !req
38. The Candy Man canCopy !req
39. The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with loveCopy !req
40. And makes the world taste goodCopy !req
41. And the world tastes goodCopy !req
42. 'Cause the Candy Man thinks it shouldCopy !req
43. Hi, Mr. Jopeck.Copy !req
44. Ah, come along, Charlie.
You're late.Copy !req
45. It's payday, Mr. Jopeck.Copy !req
46. You're right.Copy !req
47. - There you are.
- Thanks.Copy !req
48. - Say hello to your Grandpa Joe.
- Okay.Copy !req
49. Up the airy mountainCopy !req
50. Down the rushing glenCopy !req
51. We dare not go a-huntingCopy !req
52. For fear of little menCopy !req
53. You see...Copy !req
54. nobody ever goes in...Copy !req
55. and nobody ever comes out.Copy !req
56. Charlie's late.Copy !req
57. He works too hard, for a little boy.Copy !req
58. He should have some time to play.Copy !req
59. Not enough hours in the day.Copy !req
60. With you four bedridden
the last 20 years...Copy !req
61. it takes a lot of work
to keep this family going.Copy !req
62. If only his father were alive.Copy !req
63. When I get my strength back,
I'll get out of bed to help him.Copy !req
64. In all the years
you've been saying that...Copy !req
65. I've yet to see you
set foot on the floor.Copy !req
66. Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold...Copy !req
67. Hi, everybody!Copy !req
68. Wake up, Charlie's home!Copy !req
69. Grandpa George.Copy !req
70. Grandma Georgina.Copy !req
71. Grandma Josephine.Copy !req
72. Grandpa Joe!Copy !req
73. Is this your supper, Grandpa?Copy !req
74. It's yours too.Copy !req
75. I'm fed up with cabbage water.
It's not enough!Copy !req
76. It's all we have!
What are you saying?Copy !req
77. - How about this?
- Where did you get that?Copy !req
78. What difference
does it make where? He got it.Copy !req
79. My first payday.Copy !req
80. Good for you, Charlie.
We'll have a real banquet.Copy !req
81. Mom?Copy !req
82. Here's what's left.
You keep it.Copy !req
83. Except for this.Copy !req
84. From now on,
I'm paying for your tobacco.Copy !req
85. No one's going to pay for it.
I'm giving it up.Copy !req
86. Dad, it's only one pipe a day.Copy !req
87. When bread looks like a banquet,
I have no right buying tobacco.Copy !req
88. Go on, Grandpa.Copy !req
89. Please take it.Copy !req
90. After my paper route,
I was in front of Wonka's.Copy !req
91. There was this strange man there.Copy !req
92. I think he was a tinker.Copy !req
93. He was standing behind me
looking at the factory.Copy !req
94. Just before he left, he said:Copy !req
95. "Nobody ever goes in,
and nobody ever comes out."Copy !req
96. And right he was, Charlie.Copy !req
97. Not since the tragic day
Willy Wonka locked it.Copy !req
98. Why'd he lock it?Copy !req
99. Because all the other chocolate makers
were sending spies...Copy !req
100. dressed as workers to steal
Mr. Wonka's secret recipes.Copy !req
101. Especially Slugworth.
Oh, that Slugworth was the worst!Copy !req
102. Finally, Mr. Wonka shouted,
"I'll be ruined!Copy !req
103. Close the factory!"
And that's just what he did.Copy !req
104. He locked the gates
and vanished completely.Copy !req
105. And then, suddenly,
about three years later...Copy !req
106. the most amazing thing happened.Copy !req
107. The factory started working again,
full blast!Copy !req
108. And more delicious candies
were coming out than ever.Copy !req
109. But the gates stayed locked
so that no one...Copy !req
110. not even Slugworth,
could steal them.Copy !req
111. But Grandpa, someone must be helping
Mr. Wonka work the factory.Copy !req
112. Thousands must be.Copy !req
113. But who?Copy !req
114. Who are they?Copy !req
115. That is the biggest mystery
of them all.Copy !req
116. - Charlie Bucket?
Yes, Mr. Turkentine?Copy !req
117. I need an assistant.
Give me a hand.Copy !req
118. We have nitric acid, glycerine...Copy !req
119. and a special mixture of my own.Copy !req
120. Together it's dangerous stuff,
blows you up.Copy !req
121. But mixed together right,
as only I know how, what's it make?Copy !req
122. - I don't know.
- Of course not. Only I know.Copy !req
123. If you knew, you'd be teaching me
instead of me teaching you.Copy !req
124. And for a student to teach his teacher
is presumptuous. Is that clear?Copy !req
125. Yes, sir.
- Good.Copy !req
126. Mixed together in the right way,
these dangerous ingredients...Copy !req
127. make the finest wart remover
in the world.Copy !req
128. The trick is to pour equal amounts.Copy !req
129. Charlie, you take
the nitric acid and glycerine...Copy !req
130. and I'll take my special mixture.
Ready?Copy !req
131. Good lad. Pour.Copy !req
132. Did we do it wrong?Copy !req
133. Certainly not.
This is for big warts.Copy !req
134. What's going on out there?Copy !req
135. Come here. What's happening?Copy !req
136. Willy Wonka's opening his factory!Copy !req
137. Are you sure?Copy !req
138. He's giving lots of chocolate away!Copy !req
139. - Class dismissed!
- It's only for 5 people!Copy !req
140. Class un-dismissed.Copy !req
141. He hid five Golden Tickets.
Whoever finds them wins the prize.Copy !req
142. - Where did he hide them?
- Inside five Wonka Bars.Copy !req
143. - You gotta buy bars to find them!
- Class re-dismissed!Copy !req
144. I'll meet you downstairs!Copy !req
145. I'm gonna buy the whole store!Copy !req
146. Now, details on the announcement...Copy !req
147. that has captured
the world's attention.Copy !req
148. Hidden among the billions
of Wonka Bars...Copy !req
149. are five gold tickets.Copy !req
150. To the five people who find them will
come the most fabulous prize ever:Copy !req
151. A lifetime supply of chocolate.Copy !req
152. If this were not enough, each winner,
before receiving his prize...Copy !req
153. will be personally escorted...Copy !req
154. They're all crazy.Copy !req
155. Shh. The man's a genius.Copy !req
156. He'll sell a million bars.Copy !req
157. Do you think I've got a chance
to find one?Copy !req
158. One? I'm counting on you
to find all five!Copy !req
159. One's enough for me.Copy !req
160. We have reports...Copy !req
161. that the response is phenomenal.
Wonka Bars are selling...Copy !req
162. at a rate to boggle the mind.Copy !req
163. It is incredible...Copy !req
164. the way Wonkamania
has descended upon the globe.Copy !req
165. While the world searches,
we watch and wait, wondering...Copy !req
166. where it will lead, and how long
the spirit of man will hold up...Copy !req
167. under the strain.Copy !req
168. I still have these dreams, doctor.
And I still can't stop believing them.Copy !req
169. I've told you, Mr. Hoffstedder...Copy !req
170. to believe in dreams
is a manifestation of insanity.Copy !req
171. The sooner you accept this,
the sooner you'll get well.Copy !req
172. I dreamed the Archangel whispered into
my ear where to find a Golden Ticket.Copy !req
173. What did he say?Copy !req
174. What difference does that make?
This was a dream.Copy !req
175. - You said—
- Shut up! Where's the ticket?Copy !req
176. We begin with five Golden Tickets.Copy !req
177. Like five lucky bolts of lightning
ready to strike any point on the map.Copy !req
178. No one knew where or when
the first one would hit.Copy !req
179. But last night we got our answer.Copy !req
180. While America slept,
the first Golden Ticket was found...Copy !req
181. in the small town of
Duselheim, Germany.Copy !req
182. We've been waiting for the story,
and we're ready with a live report.Copy !req
183. Proud we are,
for the attention of the world...Copy !req
184. focuses today here in Duselheim.Copy !req
185. A community thrust into prominence...Copy !req
186. by the discovery of
the first Wonka Golden Ticket.Copy !req
187. Its finder is the son
of a prominent butcher.Copy !req
188. The boys name, Augustus Gloop!Copy !req
189. Augustus Gloop, the pride of
Duselheim, the fame of Western Germany.Copy !req
190. An example for the whole world.Copy !req
191. How does it feel to be
the first Golden Ticket finder?Copy !req
192. - Hungry.
- Any other feelings?Copy !req
193. Sorry for Wonka.
It'll cost him a fortune in fudge.Copy !req
194. Mr. Gloop, would you mind—Copy !req
195. Mrs. Gloop, would you say
a few words to the audience?Copy !req
196. I knew he would find a Golden Ticket.
Eating is his hobby.Copy !req
197. He wouldn't do it unless
he needed the nourishment.Copy !req
198. Happy birthday, Charlie!Copy !req
199. Here you are, Charlie.Copy !req
200. Thank you.Copy !req
201. It's terrific!Copy !req
202. We each knitted a bit: Grandmas
Georgina and Josephine, and me.Copy !req
203. I did the end pieces with the tassels.Copy !req
204. And here's a little gift
from Grandpa George and me.Copy !req
205. I think I know what this is.Copy !req
206. - It is! A Wonka!
Open it, Charlie.Copy !req
207. Let's see that Golden Ticket.Copy !req
208. - Wouldn't it be fantastic?
- It's not fair to raise his hopes.Copy !req
209. Never mind. Open it.
I want to see that gold!Copy !req
210. MRS.
Stop it.Copy !req
211. - I've got the same chance as anybody.
You've got more.Copy !req
212. You want it more.Copy !req
213. Go on, open it!Copy !req
214. Here goes.Copy !req
215. - I got it!
- Where?Copy !req
216. Let's see!Copy !req
217. Fooled you, didn't I?Copy !req
218. You thought I really had it.Copy !req
219. Never mind, Charlie.Copy !req
220. You'll find one.Copy !req
221. - Here, everybody have a bite.
- No, no!Copy !req
222. No, no, no.
No.Copy !req
223. I wanted to be the first
to find a Golden Ticket, Daddy!Copy !req
224. I know, angel.
We're doing the best we can.Copy !req
225. I've got every girl on staff
hunting for you.Copy !req
226. Where is it?
Why can't they find it?Copy !req
227. Veruca, sweetheart,
I'm not a magician!Copy !req
228. Give me time!Copy !req
229. I want it now!
What's the matter with those twerps?Copy !req
230. For five days now,
the entire factory's been on the job!Copy !req
231. They haven't shelled a peanut
since Monday!Copy !req
232. They've been shelling
chocolate bars from dawn to dusk!Copy !req
233. Make them work nights!Copy !req
234. Come along, you girls!Copy !req
235. Put a jerk in it,
or you'll be out on your ears!Copy !req
236. And listen, the first girl...Copy !req
237. that finds a Golden Ticket gets
a one-pound bonus in her pay packet!Copy !req
238. What do you think of that?Copy !req
239. They're not even trying!Copy !req
240. They don't want to find it!
They're jealous!Copy !req
241. Sweetheart,
I can't push them no harder.Copy !req
242. Nineteen thousand bars
an hour they're shelling.Copy !req
243. Seven hundred and sixty thousand
they've done so far!Copy !req
244. You promised!Copy !req
245. You promised I'd have it
the first day!Copy !req
246. You're going to be very unpopular
if you don't deliver soon.Copy !req
247. It breaks my heart.
I hate to see her unhappy.Copy !req
248. I won't talk to you!Copy !req
249. You're a rotten father!
You never give me anything!Copy !req
250. I won't go to school!Copy !req
251. Veruca, sweetheart, angel.Copy !req
252. There are only four tickets
left in the world...Copy !req
253. and the whole world's
hunting for them!Copy !req
254. - What can I do?
I got it!Copy !req
255. I got it, Mr. Salt! Here it is!Copy !req
256. About time too! I want it!Copy !req
257. Give me that ticket! It's mine!Copy !req
258. I found the Golden Ticket!Copy !req
259. Thank God for that.Copy !req
260. Aye. Happiness is what counts
with children.Copy !req
261. Happiness and harmony.Copy !req
262. This is the sign of our times.
The symbol of the havoc...Copy !req
263. the mad craze
that's sweeping the world.Copy !req
264. Whatever corner of the globe we are
in, whichever continent we're on...Copy !req
265. the great Wonka Bar search
continues. We're near the end...Copy !req
266. of our 43rd day
in the Golden Ticket hunt.Copy !req
267. Everywhere are signs of anxiety.Copy !req
268. Every hour...Copy !req
269. new shipments
are sent around the globe...Copy !req
270. but they're not moving fast enough.Copy !req
271. As time passes, the men who seek them
become more and more desperate.Copy !req
272. Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've
been during these last few days.Copy !req
273. But now I think I can safely say...Copy !req
274. that your time and money
have been well spent.Copy !req
275. We're about to witness the
greatest miracle of the machine age.Copy !req
276. Based on a revolutionary
law of probability, this machine...Copy !req
277. will tell us the precise location
of the three remaining...Copy !req
278. Golden Tickets.Copy !req
279. It says:Copy !req
280. "I won't tell.
That would be cheating."Copy !req
281. I am now telling the computer...Copy !req
282. if it will tell me the correct
answer, I will gladly share with it...Copy !req
283. the grand prize.Copy !req
284. He says:Copy !req
285. "What would a computer do
with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"Copy !req
286. I am now telling the computer exactly
what he can do with the chocolate.Copy !req
287. It can happen here too,
unbelievable as it sounds...Copy !req
288. right here in America.Copy !req
289. Where even in the smallest town,
the happiest of dreams can come true.Copy !req
290. Here she is...Copy !req
291. Violet Beauregarde,
finder of Golden Ticket number three.Copy !req
292. From Miles City, Montana.Copy !req
293. And the proud parents...Copy !req
294. Mr. Beauregarde,
a local politician, civic leader—Copy !req
295. Sam Beauregarde,
"Square Deal" Sam to you...Copy !req
296. with great giveaway bargains.Copy !req
297. The finest values
in the entire country!Copy !req
298. - Here's a sedan—
- Dad, they don't want you!Copy !req
299. - Care to say a few words?
- Sure!Copy !req
300. Here's Golden Ticket number three,
and it's all mine!Copy !req
301. How'd it happen, Violet?Copy !req
302. I'm a gum chewer,
but when I heard about the tickets...Copy !req
303. I laid off gum
and switched to candy bars.Copy !req
304. Now, of course, I'm back on gum.Copy !req
305. I chew all day, except meals
when I stick it behind my ear.Copy !req
306. Violet!
- Cool it, Mother!Copy !req
307. This piece of gum, I've been chewing
for three months. A world record!Copy !req
308. It beat the record
held by my friend, Cornelia...Copy !req
309. and was she mad.Copy !req
310. Hi, Cornelia, sweetie.Copy !req
311. Let me just say,
if any of you folks watching...Copy !req
312. - What are you doing here?
- I thought I'd walk you home.Copy !req
313. I wish I were,
but I'm gonna be here late.Copy !req
314. Well, then I guess I'll be going.Copy !req
315. Why don't you stay a minute?Copy !req
316. Here. Pull up a pile of clothes
and sit down.Copy !req
317. Things all right at school?Copy !req
318. - Yep.
- Good.Copy !req
319. Go on your newspaper route?Copy !req
320. Just finished.Copy !req
321. Good.Copy !req
322. - I wanted to tell you something.
- Oh?Copy !req
323. They found the third ticket.Copy !req
324. Did they?Copy !req
325. Yeah.Copy !req
326. I guess I'll be going now.Copy !req
327. Is that all?Copy !req
328. I thought you'd like to know.Copy !req
329. Most people are pretty interested.
I know I'm interested.Copy !req
330. There are only two tickets left,
you know. Just two.Copy !req
331. Pretty soon, just one.Copy !req
332. I wonder who the lucky ones will be.Copy !req
333. If you're wondering,
it won't be me.Copy !req
334. If you're wondering,
you can count me out.Copy !req
335. Charlie.Copy !req
336. There are 100 billion people...Copy !req
337. and only five will find
Golden Tickets.Copy !req
338. Even with a sack of money,
you probably wouldn't find one.Copy !req
339. When this is over you'll be no
different from the billions who didn't.Copy !req
340. But I am different.
I want it more than any of them.Copy !req
341. You'll get your chance.
One day things will change.Copy !req
342. When? When will they change?Copy !req
343. Probably when you least expect it.Copy !req
344. See you later.Copy !req
345. You get blue like everyoneCopy !req
346. But me and Grandpa JoeCopy !req
347. Can make your troubles go awayCopy !req
348. Blow awayCopy !req
349. There they goCopy !req
350. Cheer up, CharlieCopy !req
351. Give me your smileCopy !req
352. What happened to that smile
I used to knowCopy !req
353. Don't you know your grinCopy !req
354. Has always been my sunshineCopy !req
355. Let that sunshine showCopy !req
356. Come on, CharlieCopy !req
357. No need to frownCopy !req
358. Deep down you know
The world is still your toyCopy !req
359. When the world gets heavy
Never pitapat 'emCopy !req
360. Up and at 'em, boyCopy !req
361. SomedayCopy !req
362. Sweet as a songCopy !req
363. Charlie's lucky day will come alongCopy !req
364. Till that day
You gotta stay in strong, CharlieCopy !req
365. Up on top
Is right where you belongCopy !req
366. Look up, CharlieCopy !req
367. You'll see a starCopy !req
368. Just follow it
And keep your dream in viewCopy !req
369. Pretty soon the sky
Is gonna clear up, CharlieCopy !req
370. Cheer up, Charlie, doCopy !req
371. Cheer up, CharlieCopy !req
372. Just be glad you're youCopy !req
373. While the world searches...Copy !req
374. here it has actually happened.Copy !req
375. There's only one Golden Ticket
left in the entire world.Copy !req
376. Because right here,
in Marble Falls, Arizona...Copy !req
377. is lucky winner number four!Copy !req
378. The name to be heard around the
universe is Mr. Mike Teevee!Copy !req
379. - Hey, Mike, can we shut that off?
- No, are you crazy?Copy !req
380. MRS.
He won't answer till station break.Copy !req
381. The country wants to hear from you!Copy !req
382. Can't you shut up?
I'm busy.Copy !req
383. What a show.Copy !req
384. I serve all his dinners here.Copy !req
385. He's never been to the table.Copy !req
386. - You love TV?
- You bet!Copy !req
387. About that Golden Ticket—Copy !req
388. I want to catch this!Copy !req
389. Like killings?
- What do you think life's all about?Copy !req
390. Mike, would you tell us if—Copy !req
391. Wait till I get a real one.Copy !req
392. Colt.45.Copy !req
393. Pop won't let me have one yet,
will you?Copy !req
394. Not till you're 12, son.Copy !req
395. Four down, one to go.Copy !req
396. Somewhere out there another
lucky person is moving closer...Copy !req
397. to finding the last of the most
sought after prizes in history.Copy !req
398. Though we do envy him,
whoever he is...Copy !req
399. and might be tempted
to be bitter at our losing...Copy !req
400. we must remember there are
more important things.Copy !req
401. Many more important things.Copy !req
402. Offhand, I can't think of what they
are, but I'm sure there's something.Copy !req
403. And now for tomorrow's weather...Copy !req
404. Why did you wake me up,
Grandpa? Is something wrong?Copy !req
405. Grandpa!
That money was for tobacco.Copy !req
406. I told you, I've given it up.Copy !req
407. Go on, open it!Copy !req
408. One ticket left.
Let's see that gold.Copy !req
409. No, you do it. I can't.Copy !req
410. We're going to be lucky this time.Copy !req
411. I've got a funny feeling inside.Copy !req
412. Which end shall I open first?Copy !req
413. That end. Just a tiny bit.Copy !req
414. - Like this?
- Now a bit more.Copy !req
415. - You finish it! I can't.
- No, Grandpa! You do it.Copy !req
416. All right.Copy !req
417. Here goes.Copy !req
418. You know...Copy !req
419. I bet those Golden Tickets
make the chocolate taste terrible.Copy !req
420. Lot 403.Copy !req
421. I can personally guarantee...Copy !req
422. that this is the absolutely
last case of Wonka Bars...Copy !req
423. left in the United Kingdom.Copy !req
424. Shall we start the bidding at
1000 pounds? Do I hear 1000?Copy !req
425. 1500 pounds?
2000?Copy !req
426. I have 2500 here.
4000 pounds?Copy !req
427. 4500 pounds?Copy !req
428. 5000 pou—?Copy !req
429. Your Majesty!Copy !req
430. I'm sorry, Mrs. Curtis.Copy !req
431. There isn't anything here
to give a clue.Copy !req
432. They kidnapped my husband
12 hours ago.Copy !req
433. When will we hear?
What do they want?Copy !req
434. Stay calm. They want ransom.
We'll wait to hear their demands.Copy !req
435. I'll give them anything they want.Copy !req
436. All I want is Harold back!Copy !req
437. Go ahead, we're listening.Copy !req
438. Uh-huh.Copy !req
439. Uh-huh.Copy !req
440. What? Whatever they asked for
they can have.Copy !req
441. They want your case of Wonka Bars.Copy !req
442. Did you hear me?Copy !req
443. It's your husband's life
or your Wonka Bars.Copy !req
444. How long do I have to think it over?Copy !req
445. That's it!Copy !req
446. The Wonka contest is all over.Copy !req
447. The final ticket has been found.Copy !req
448. We've got a live report coming
in from Paraguay, South America.Copy !req
449. It is finished.
The end has come.Copy !req
450. The last Golden Ticket
has been found...Copy !req
451. right here in Paraguay.Copy !req
452. The finder is lucky
Alberto Minoleta...Copy !req
453. the multi-millionaire owner
of South American gambling casinos.Copy !req
454. Here is the most recent picture
of the happy finder.Copy !req
455. Turn it off.Copy !req
456. Well, that's that.Copy !req
457. No more Golden Tickets.Copy !req
458. A lot of rubbish, the whole thing.Copy !req
459. Not to Charlie, it wasn't.Copy !req
460. A boy needs something to hope for.
What's he got to hope for now?Copy !req
461. Who's going to tell him?Copy !req
462. MRS. Let's not wake him.
He'll find out soon enough.Copy !req
463. Yeah, let him sleep.Copy !req
464. Let him have one last dream.Copy !req
465. I've decided to switch
Friday's schedule to Monday.Copy !req
466. Which means Friday's test
on what we learned during the week...Copy !req
467. will now be on Monday,
before we've learned it.Copy !req
468. Since today's Tuesday,
it doesn't matter.Copy !req
469. Pencils ready!Copy !req
470. Today, we are going to learn about...Copy !req
471. percentages.Copy !req
472. For example, let's take
the recent unpleasantness.Copy !req
473. Suppose there were
1000 Wonka Bars in the world...Copy !req
474. and you each opened
a certain number of them.Copy !req
475. That number is...Copy !req
476. a percent. Understand?Copy !req
477. Madeline, how many
Wonka Bars did you open?Copy !req
478. About 100.Copy !req
479. There are 10 hundreds in 1000,
therefore, you opened 10 percent.Copy !req
480. Peter Goff, how many did you open?Copy !req
481. A hundred and fifty.Copy !req
482. That's 10 percent half over again,
which makes 15 percent. Charlie?Copy !req
483. - How many did you open?
- Two.Copy !req
484. That's easy. 200 is twice—Copy !req
485. Not 200.Copy !req
486. Just two.Copy !req
487. What do you mean, you only opened two?Copy !req
488. I don't care much for chocolate.Copy !req
489. I can't figure out just two!Copy !req
490. Let's pretend you opened 200.Copy !req
491. If you opened 200 Wonka Bars,
apart from being dreadfully sick...Copy !req
492. you'd use 20 percent of 1000...Copy !req
493. which is 15 percent half again,
10 percent...Copy !req
494. - Hi.
- I'd like a bar of chocolate, please.Copy !req
495. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
496. What kind?Copy !req
497. A Slugworth Sizzler?
A Wonka Scrumpdiddleumptious?Copy !req
498. - Whichever's biggest.
- Try a Wonka Scrumpdiddleumptious.Copy !req
499. Now that the tickets are found,
I don't have to hide them.Copy !req
500. Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy!Copy !req
501. You'll get a stomachache like that.Copy !req
502. - Bye.
- Bye, now.Copy !req
503. I think I'll buy just one more,
for my Grandpa Joe.Copy !req
504. Sure.Copy !req
505. Try a regular Wonka Bar.Copy !req
506. Fine.Copy !req
507. Extra! Extra! Read about the scandal.Copy !req
508. Give me a newspaper.
All right. All right.Copy !req
509. - Take it easy! One at a time!
Did you hear the news?Copy !req
510. - That gambler made a phony ticket.
There's one Golden Ticket still.Copy !req
511. The nerve of that guy,
trying to fool the world!Copy !req
512. He was a crook! This means
the contest goes on forever.Copy !req
513. Hey! You got the last Golden Ticket!Copy !req
514. The kid's found
the last Golden Ticket!Copy !req
515. It really is gold!
Come here, kid.Copy !req
516. Stand back!
Leave the boy alone!Copy !req
517. - You're going to kill him.
Did you see what he's got?Copy !req
518. - Break it up!
Over here.Copy !req
519. Charlie! Hold on to that ticket!Copy !req
520. Run for it! Run straight home!
And don't stop till you get there!Copy !req
521. I congratulate you, little boy.
Well done.Copy !req
522. You've found the fifth Golden Ticket.Copy !req
523. May I introduce myself?Copy !req
524. Arthur Slugworth.Copy !req
525. President of Slugworth Chocolates, Inc.Copy !req
526. Listen carefully, because
I'm going to make you very rich.Copy !req
527. Mr. Wonka is working on
a fantastic invention.Copy !req
528. The Everlasting Gobstopper.Copy !req
529. If he succeeds, he'll ruin me.Copy !req
530. I want you to get just one
Everlasting Gobstopper...Copy !req
531. and bring it to me
so I can find the secret formula.Copy !req
532. Your reward will be...Copy !req
533. 10,000 of these.Copy !req
534. Think it over, will you?Copy !req
535. A new house for your family...Copy !req
536. food and comfort
for the rest of their lives.Copy !req
537. And don't forget the name...Copy !req
538. Everlasting Gobstopper.Copy !req
539. I've got it!
The fifth Golden Ticket is mine!Copy !req
540. You're pulling our legs, Charlie.Copy !req
541. There aren't any more Golden Tickets.Copy !req
542. The last one's fake!
It's in the paper!Copy !req
543. I found money, bought a Wonka Bar
and the ticket was in it!Copy !req
544. - Charlie.
- Look at it! See for yourself!Copy !req
545. Read it, Joe, for heaven's sake!Copy !req
546. "Greetings to you, the lucky finder
of this Golden Ticket...Copy !req
547. from Mr. Willy Wonka. Present
this ticket at the factory gates...Copy !req
548. at 10:00 in the morning,
October 1st, and do not be late!Copy !req
549. You may bring with you one member
of your own family, but no one else.Copy !req
550. In your wildest dreams
you could not imagine...Copy !req
551. the marvelous surprises that await
you!" Charlie, you've done it!Copy !req
552. MRS.I can't believe it!
- Grandpa?Copy !req
553. It says I can take somebody with me.Copy !req
554. I wish you could go.Copy !req
555. Charlie...Copy !req
556. Ahh. That's good, Charlie.Copy !req
557. Now help me up.Copy !req
558. - Oh!
- Are you okay?Copy !req
559. I'm fine, Charlie.Copy !req
560. Oh, no!Copy !req
561. MRS. Easy, Dad!
Joe!Copy !req
562. Watch it, Joe!Copy !req
563. Look at me!Copy !req
564. Look at me!Copy !req
565. Up and about!Copy !req
566. I haven't done this in 20 years!Copy !req
567. - Oh!
- Grandpa!Copy !req
568. I never thought my life could beCopy !req
569. Anything but catastropheCopy !req
570. But suddenly I begin to seeCopy !req
571. A bit of good luck for meCopy !req
572. 'Cause I've got a Golden TicketCopy !req
573. I've got a golden twinkleCopy !req
574. In my eyeCopy !req
575. I never had a chance to shineCopy !req
576. Never a happy song to singCopy !req
577. But suddenly half the world is mineCopy !req
578. What an amazing thingCopy !req
579. 'Cause I've got a Golden TicketCopy !req
580. It's ours, Charlie!Copy !req
581. I've got a golden sun up in the skyCopy !req
582. Slippers, Charlie!Copy !req
583. I never thought I'd see the day
When I would face the world and sayCopy !req
584. Good morning
Look at the sunCopy !req
585. I never thought that I would be
Slap in the lap of luxuryCopy !req
586. 'Cause I'd have saidCopy !req
587. - It couldn't be done
- Oh!Copy !req
588. But it can be doneCopy !req
589. Oh! The cane, Charlie!Copy !req
590. Ahh! Ahh!Copy !req
591. Here I go!Copy !req
592. Watch my speed!Copy !req
593. Oh!Copy !req
594. I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasyCopy !req
595. But nevertheless it's there that I'm
Shortly about to beCopy !req
596. 'Cause I've got a Golden TicketCopy !req
597. I've got a golden chance
To make my wayCopy !req
598. And with a Golden Ticket
It's a golden dayCopy !req
599. Good morning! Look at the sun!Copy !req
600. 'Cause I'd have said
It couldn't be doneCopy !req
601. But it can be doneCopy !req
602. I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasyCopy !req
603. But nevertheless it's there that I'm
Shortly about to beCopy !req
604. 'Cause I've got a Golden TicketCopy !req
605. I've got a Golden TicketCopy !req
606. I've got a golden chance
To make my wayCopy !req
607. And with a Golden Ticket
It's a golden dayCopy !req
608. Stop! It says the first of October.
That's tomorrow.Copy !req
609. We've got lots to do! Comb your hair,
wash your face, polish your shoes—Copy !req
610. - I'll take care of everything.
- We don't have much time.Copy !req
611. Grandpa, on the way home today,
I ran into Mr. Slugworth.Copy !req
612. Peanuts here. Peanuts. Peanuts.Copy !req
613. Hey, Mom, we're on TV!Copy !req
614. Hi, everybody in Marble Falls!Copy !req
615. Hi, Billy! Hi, Maggie! Hi, Fishface!
How do I look?Copy !req
616. - You guys ready?
You're on.Copy !req
617. This is the big day.Copy !req
618. The day Willy Wonka opens his gates
to shower gifts on the lucky winners.Copy !req
619. From all over the globe
people have gathered, waiting...Copy !req
620. to see that legendary magician,
Mr. Willy Wonka.Copy !req
621. Hi, friends! Don't forget
to visit Beauregarde's Auto Mart—Copy !req
622. Cut it out, Dad!
This is my show!Copy !req
623. Hi, Cornelia! I've still got it.
How's this for a stretch?Copy !req
624. Come on over here.Copy !req
625. Bring the cables over this way.
Come on, quick.Copy !req
626. Hey, give me a break.
Let me get a shot.Copy !req
627. I want to go in first, before anybody.Copy !req
628. Anything you say.Copy !req
629. Save some room for later,
Augustus, liebling.Copy !req
630. I don't believe it! We did it.
We're actually going in.Copy !req
631. We're gonna see the greatest
of them all, Mr. Willy Wonka!Copy !req
632. Thank you.Copy !req
633. Thank you.Copy !req
634. Welcome, my friends.Copy !req
635. Welcome to my chocolate factory.Copy !req
636. Would you come forward?Copy !req
637. Get back!
Come on, Veruca!Copy !req
638. That's Slugworth,
the man I told you about.Copy !req
639. Welcome.
It's nice to have you here.Copy !req
640. I'm so glad you could come.Copy !req
641. This is going to be such an
exciting day. I hope you enjoy it.Copy !req
642. I think you will.Copy !req
643. Please show your Golden Tickets.Copy !req
644. I'm Veruca Salt.Copy !req
645. Dear Veruca, what a pleasure!Copy !req
646. You look pretty in that mink coat!Copy !req
647. I've got three others.Copy !req
648. And Mr. Salt. Overjoyed to see you, sir.
Would you just step over there?Copy !req
649. Augustus Gloop.Copy !req
650. Augustus, my dear boy!Copy !req
651. Good to see you,
and in such fine shape!Copy !req
652. This must be the radiant Mrs. Gloop.
Over there, dear lady.Copy !req
653. - Violet Beauregarde.
- Darling child! Welcome to Wonka's.Copy !req
654. What kind of gum you got?Copy !req
655. - Charming! Charming!
- Sam Beauregarde here!Copy !req
656. What a genuine pleasure.Copy !req
657. Any automotive needs, call.
Phone number's on the card.Copy !req
658. "With Sam B., it's a guarantee!"Copy !req
659. I'm Mike Teevee.Copy !req
660. Wham, you're dead!Copy !req
661. Wonderful to meet you!Copy !req
662. Mrs. Teevee, how do you do?Copy !req
663. - What an adorable boy you have.
- Thank you.Copy !req
664. - Charlie Bucket.
- Well, well. Charlie Bucket.Copy !req
665. I read all about you in the papers.
I'm so happy for you. And who's this?Copy !req
666. My grandfather, Grandpa Joe.Copy !req
667. Delighted.Copy !req
668. Overjoyed. Enraptured. Entranced.Copy !req
669. Are we ready?
Yes! Good!Copy !req
670. In we go!Copy !req
671. Now, hats, coats, galoshes over here.Copy !req
672. Hurry, we have so much time
and so little to see.Copy !req
673. Wait a minute! Strike that.Copy !req
674. Reverse it. Thank you.Copy !req
675. When do I get my chocolate?
- First take off your coat, Violet.Copy !req
676. Boy, what weird coat hangers!Copy !req
677. Surprises around every corner, but
nothing dangerous! Don't be alarmed.Copy !req
678. As soon as your
outer vestments are in hand...Copy !req
679. we'll begin.Copy !req
680. Now...Copy !req
681. will the children
kindly step up here?Copy !req
682. Accidents? What kind of accidents?Copy !req
683. MRS.
I didn't know we had to sign anything.Copy !req
684. I can't read the bottom.Copy !req
685. Violet, you first.Copy !req
686. Sign here.Copy !req
687. MR.
Hold it!Copy !req
688. Let me through.
Don't sign anything.Copy !req
689. What's this all about?Copy !req
690. Standard form of contract.Copy !req
691. Don't talk contracts. I use them
myself. They're for suckers.Copy !req
692. You wouldn't begrudge me
a little protection? A drop?Copy !req
693. I don't sign anything.Copy !req
694. - Veruca don't sign anything either!
- Then she don't go in.Copy !req
695. I'm sorry. House rules.Copy !req
696. - I'm going! Don't you dare stop me!
- I'm only trying to help.Copy !req
697. Give me that pen!
You're always making things difficult.Copy !req
698. Nicely handled! She's a girl
who knows where she's going. Violet.Copy !req
699. What's all that small print?Copy !req
700. Any problems? Dial information.
Thanks for calling.Copy !req
701. - Mike, Augustus.
- Violet! Violet!Copy !req
702. I assume there's
an accident indemnity clause?Copy !req
703. Never between friends.Copy !req
704. Saw this in a movie. A guy signed
his wife's insurance policy.Copy !req
705. - Then he bumped her off.
- Clever.Copy !req
706. What about me, Grandpa?Copy !req
707. Sign away, Charlie!
We've got nothing to lose.Copy !req
708. Let's go in! Come on!Copy !req
709. Patience, patience!
Everything has to be in order.Copy !req
710. Everyone signed? Yes?Copy !req
711. Good. On we go!Copy !req
712. Ninety-nine...Copy !req
713. forty-four...Copy !req
714. one hundred percent pure.Copy !req
715. Just through the other door, please.Copy !req
716. There's some mistake here.Copy !req
717. There is no other door.Copy !req
718. There's no way out!Copy !req
719. I know there's a door here someplace.Copy !req
720. MR.
I don't like this, Wonka!Copy !req
721. MR.
Is this a trick?Copy !req
722. Mr. Wonka, help!
I'm getting squashed! Save me!Copy !req
723. Is it my soul that calls me by name?Copy !req
724. Let me out or I'll scream!Copy !req
725. - Somebody's touching me!
- Now look here, Wonka!Copy !req
726. Question time will come at the end
of the session. We must press on.Copy !req
727. Come along. Come along.Copy !req
728. - Ah, here we are.
MR. Don't be a fool.Copy !req
729. That's the way we came in.Copy !req
730. It is? Are you sure?Copy !req
731. We've just come through there.Copy !req
732. How do you like that?Copy !req
733. - There we are.
- What is this, Wonka? A fun house?Copy !req
734. Why? Having fun?Copy !req
735. I've had enough.
I'm not going in there.Copy !req
736. We're getting out of here.Copy !req
737. You can't get out backwards.
You have to go forward to go back.Copy !req
738. Better press on.Copy !req
739. The room is getting smaller.
MRS.No, it's not!Copy !req
740. - He's getting bigger.
MR. He's at it again.Copy !req
741. Where's the chocolate?
MR.I doubt if there is any.Copy !req
742. I doubt if any of us
will get out alive.Copy !req
743. Never doubt what nobody is sure about.Copy !req
744. You can't squeeze me
through that door.Copy !req
745. You're off your nut.
No one can get through there.Copy !req
746. My dear friends...Copy !req
747. you are now about to enter
the nerve center...Copy !req
748. to the entire Wonka factory.Copy !req
749. Inside this room,
all of my dreams become realities.Copy !req
750. And some of my realities
become dreams.Copy !req
751. And almost everything you'll see
is eatable— Edible.Copy !req
752. I mean, you can eat almost everything.Copy !req
753. Let me in, I'm starving!Copy !req
754. Don't get overexcited.
Don't lose your head.Copy !req
755. We don't want anyone to lose that.Copy !req
756. Yet.Copy !req
757. Now, the combination.Copy !req
758. This is a musical lock.Copy !req
759. Rachmaninoff.Copy !req
760. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
761. boys and girls...Copy !req
762. the Chocolate Room.Copy !req
763. Hold your breath. Make a wish.Copy !req
764. Count to three.Copy !req
765. Come with meCopy !req
766. And you'll beCopy !req
767. In a world of pure imaginationCopy !req
768. Take a lookCopy !req
769. And you'll seeCopy !req
770. Into your imaginationCopy !req
771. We'll beginCopy !req
772. With a spinCopy !req
773. Traveling
In the world of my creationCopy !req
774. What we'll see
Will defyCopy !req
775. ExplanationCopy !req
776. If you want to view paradiseCopy !req
777. Simply look around and view itCopy !req
778. Anything you want to, do itCopy !req
779. Want to change the worldCopy !req
780. There's nothing to itCopy !req
781. MR. Hurry, Violet!
This way, Grandpa!Copy !req
782. There is no
Life I knowCopy !req
783. To compare
With pure imaginationCopy !req
784. Living there
You'll be freeCopy !req
785. If you truly wish to beCopy !req
786. If you want to view paradiseCopy !req
787. Simply look around and view itCopy !req
788. Anything you want to, do itCopy !req
789. Want to change the worldCopy !req
790. There's nothingCopy !req
791. To itCopy !req
792. There is no
Life I knowCopy !req
793. To compare
With pure imaginationCopy !req
794. Living thereCopy !req
795. You'll be freeCopy !req
796. If you trulyCopy !req
797. Wish to beCopy !req
798. What a disgusting, dirty river!Copy !req
799. It's industrial waste.Copy !req
800. A ruined watershed, Wonka.
It's polluted.Copy !req
801. It's chocolate.Copy !req
802. That's chocolate?Copy !req
803. That's chocolate.Copy !req
804. A chocolate river!Copy !req
805. The most fantastic thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
806. 10,000 gallons an hour.Copy !req
807. Look at my waterfall.
That's the most important thing.Copy !req
808. It's mixing my chocolate.
It's actually churning my chocolate.Copy !req
809. No other factory in the world
mixes chocolate by waterfall.Copy !req
810. But it's the only way
if you want it just right.Copy !req
811. Grandpa, look there,
across the river!Copy !req
812. Little men!Copy !req
813. Jumping crocodiles, Charlie!Copy !req
814. Now we know who makes it.Copy !req
815. MR.I never saw anybody
with an orange face before.Copy !req
816. Funny-looking people.Copy !req
817. MRS.
What are they doing?Copy !req
818. It's creaming and sugaring time.Copy !req
819. They can't be real people.
Of course they're real people.Copy !req
820. Nonsense!Copy !req
821. - No, Oompa Loompas.
Oompa Loompas?Copy !req
822. From Loompaland.Copy !req
823. Loompaland?
There's no such place!Copy !req
824. Excuse me, dear lady—Copy !req
825. I teach geography.Copy !req
826. Then you know all about it.Copy !req
827. And what a terrible country it is.Copy !req
828. Nothing but desolate wastes
and fierce beasts.Copy !req
829. The poor little Oompa Loompas
were so small and helpless...Copy !req
830. they would get gobbled up.Copy !req
831. A Wangdoodle would eat 10 of them
for breakfast and think nothing of it.Copy !req
832. And so I said:Copy !req
833. "Come and live with me
in peace and safety...Copy !req
834. away from all the Wangdoodles
and Hornswogglers...Copy !req
835. and Snozzwangers
and rotten Vermicious Knids."Copy !req
836. Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids?
What kind of rubbish is that?Copy !req
837. I'm sorry, questions
must be submitted in writing.Copy !req
838. So, in the greatest of secrecy...Copy !req
839. I transported the entire population
of Oompa Loompas here.Copy !req
840. I want an Oompa Loompa.
I want you to get me one right away!Copy !req
841. All right, I'll get you one
before the day's out.Copy !req
842. I want an Oompa Loompa now!Copy !req
843. Can it, you nit!Copy !req
844. Mm. This is terrific.Copy !req
845. Grandpa, look at Augustus.
Don't worry, he can't drink it all.Copy !req
846. Augustus, sweetheart,
save some room for later.Copy !req
847. Don't do that! My chocolate
must never be touched by human hands.Copy !req
848. Don't do that!
You're contaminating my entire river!Copy !req
849. - Please, I beg you! Augustus!
- Aah!Copy !req
850. My chocolate!Copy !req
851. Help!Copy !req
852. My chocolate!
My beautiful chocolate!Copy !req
853. Don't just stand there!
Do something!Copy !req
854. Help. Police. Murder.Copy !req
855. - Quick, Charlie, here.
- Grab this!Copy !req
856. MRS.
What's happening to him?Copy !req
857. MR. He's drowning.
MRS. Dive in!Copy !req
858. - Save him!
- Oh, it's too late.Copy !req
859. - Too late?
- He's had it now.Copy !req
860. The suction's got him.
MRS. Augustus, come back!Copy !req
861. Where is he?Copy !req
862. Watch the pipe.Copy !req
863. How long is he going to stay down?Copy !req
864. MRS. He can't swim!
No better time to learn.Copy !req
865. His coat's going up the pipe!
MR.Call a plumber!Copy !req
866. MR.
He's stuck in the pipe, isn't he?Copy !req
867. It's his stomach.Copy !req
868. Help! Help!Copy !req
869. He's blocking the chocolate!
- What happens now?Copy !req
870. The pressure will get him out.
It's building up behind the blockage.Copy !req
871. MR.How long will it take
to push him through?Copy !req
872. The suspense is terrible.Copy !req
873. I hope it'll last.Copy !req
874. He'll never get out.Copy !req
875. Yes, he will.Copy !req
876. Remember, you once asked me
how a bullet comes out of a gun?Copy !req
877. He'll be made into marshmallows
in five seconds!Copy !req
878. - Impossible, dear lady! Unthinkable!
- Why?Copy !req
879. It doesn't go to the Marshmallow
Room, it goes to the Fudge Room.Copy !req
880. MRS.
You terrible man!Copy !req
881. Take Mrs. Gloop to the Fudge Room,
but look sharp...Copy !req
882. or her boy will go in the boiler.Copy !req
883. You boiled him up!Copy !req
884. Nil desperandum. Across the desert
lies the promised land.Copy !req
885. Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop.Copy !req
886. Adieu! Auf wiedersehen.
Gesundheit. Farewell.Copy !req
887. Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee DoCopy !req
888. I've got a perfect puzzle for youCopy !req
889. Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee DeeCopy !req
890. If you are wise
You'll listen to meCopy !req
891. What do you get
When you guzzle down sweets?Copy !req
892. Eating as much
As an elephant eatsCopy !req
893. What are you at
Getting terribly fat?Copy !req
894. What do you think
Will come of that?Copy !req
895. I don't like the look of itCopy !req
896. Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee DaCopy !req
897. If you're not greedy
You will go farCopy !req
898. You will live
In happiness tooCopy !req
899. Like the Oompa Loompa
Doompa Dee DoCopy !req
900. Doompa Dee DoCopy !req
901. Hey, what kind of place you running here?Copy !req
902. What's he talking about?Copy !req
903. Wow, what a boat!Copy !req
904. Ooh! Looks good enough to eat!Copy !req
905. That's quite a nice little canoe.Copy !req
906. "All I ask is a tall ship
and a star to sail her by."Copy !req
907. All aboard!Copy !req
908. Ladies first.
That means Veruca.Copy !req
909. If she's a lady,
I'm a Vermicious Knid.Copy !req
910. - You sure this thing will float?
- With your buoyancy, rest assured.Copy !req
911. She's très jolie,
but is she seaworthy?Copy !req
912. Nothing to worry about.
I take good care of my guests.Copy !req
913. - You took good care of the August kid.
- Everybody aboard!Copy !req
914. You're going to love this.Copy !req
915. Just love it.Copy !req
916. I want a boat like this. A beautiful
paddleboat, that's what I want.Copy !req
917. What she wants is a kick in the pants.Copy !req
918. I'm gonna be seasick.Copy !req
919. Try one of these.
- What are they?Copy !req
920. Rainbow drops.
You can spit in seven colors.Copy !req
921. Spitting's a dirty habit.Copy !req
922. I know a worse one.Copy !req
923. - What business you in, Salt?
- Nuts.Copy !req
924. Where are we going?Copy !req
925. I don't like that tunnel.Copy !req
926. I want off!Copy !req
927. Around the world and home again.
That's the sailor's way!Copy !req
928. I don't like this ride, Daddy!Copy !req
929. MRS.
We're going too fast!Copy !req
930. We're going to sink!Copy !req
931. Why doesn't he stop the boat?
- Faster!Copy !req
932. MR.
Close your eyes and hang on tight!Copy !req
933. - What is this, a freakout?
- This isn't funny!Copy !req
934. You can't possibly see
where you're going!Copy !req
935. You're right. I can't.Copy !req
936. This would make a great series!Copy !req
937. MR. Wonka.
- This is kind of strange.Copy !req
938. Yes, strange, Charlie. But it's fun! Ha-ha!Copy !req
939. This is terrific.
- I want to get off the boat, Wonka!Copy !req
940. Aah! I may get sick!Copy !req
941. This has gone too far!Copy !req
942. Tell that little guy
to turn us around!Copy !req
943. Aah! Now I am gonna be sick!Copy !req
944. - Grandpa!
- Couldn't be.Copy !req
945. There's no earthly way of knowingCopy !req
946. He's singing.Copy !req
947. Which direction we are goingCopy !req
948. There's no knowing where we're rowingCopy !req
949. Or which way the river's flowingCopy !req
950. Is it rainingCopy !req
951. Is it snowingCopy !req
952. Is a hurricane a-blowingCopy !req
953. Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growingCopy !req
954. Are the fires of hell a-glowing?Copy !req
955. Is the grizzly reaper mowing?Copy !req
956. Yes!Copy !req
957. The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowingCopy !req
958. And they're certainly not showingCopy !req
959. Any signs that they are slowing!Copy !req
960. - Make him stop, Daddy!
- Wonka...Copy !req
961. - ... this has gone far enough!
- Quite right, sir.Copy !req
962. Stop the boat!Copy !req
963. - We're there.
MRS. Where?Copy !req
964. Here.Copy !req
965. A small step for mankind,
but a giant step for us.Copy !req
966. All ashore!Copy !req
967. Let me off this freight!Copy !req
968. - Why don't they show that stuff on TV?
- I don't know.Copy !req
969. - What a nightmare!
- Daddy, I do not want a boat like this.Copy !req
970. "Dairy cream"?Copy !req
971. "Whipped cream."Copy !req
972. - "Coffee cream."
- "Vanilla cream."Copy !req
973. "Hair cream"?Copy !req
974. That's not French.Copy !req
975. I can't take much more.Copy !req
976. Der Inventing Room.Copy !req
977. Now remember, no messing about.Copy !req
978. No touching, no tasting, no telling.Copy !req
979. No telling what?Copy !req
980. All of my most secret inventions
are cooking and simmering in here.Copy !req
981. Old Slugworth would give his false
teeth to get inside for five minutes.Copy !req
982. So don't touch a thing!Copy !req
983. Inventing Room?
Looks more like a Turkish bath.Copy !req
984. Even if Slugworth did get in here,
he couldn't find anything.Copy !req
985. - You got a garbage strike?
- Who does the cleaning?Copy !req
986. Shouldn't you wear gloves?Copy !req
987. You'll have health inspectors
after you.Copy !req
988. Invention, my dear friends,
is 93 percent perspiration...Copy !req
989. six percent electricity...Copy !req
990. four percent evaporation...Copy !req
991. and two percent
butterscotch ripple.Copy !req
992. MRS.
That's a hundred and five percent!Copy !req
993. MR.
Any good?Copy !req
994. Yes.Copy !req
995. Excuse me.Copy !req
996. Time is a precious thing.
Never waste it.Copy !req
997. - He's absolutely bonkers!
- That's not bad.Copy !req
998. Mm.Copy !req
999. In springtime
The only pretty ring timeCopy !req
1000. Birds sing
Hey, ding a ding-a-dingCopy !req
1001. Sweet lovers love...Copy !req
1002. the springCopy !req
1003. I told you not to, silly boy.Copy !req
1004. Your teeth!Copy !req
1005. Boy, that's great stuff.Copy !req
1006. That's exploding candy,
for your enemies. Great idea.Copy !req
1007. Not ready yet.
Needs more gel ignite.Copy !req
1008. What's that for?Copy !req
1009. Gives it a little kick.Copy !req
1010. Wonka!Copy !req
1011. Butterscotch? Buttergin?Copy !req
1012. Something going on inside?Copy !req
1013. "Candy is dandy,
but liquor is quicker."Copy !req
1014. Aah!Copy !req
1015. What's the matter?
Too hot, Mr. Wonka?Copy !req
1016. Too cold! Far too cold.Copy !req
1017. That's gourmet cooking for you.Copy !req
1018. No! Don't, please.Copy !req
1019. Forgive me, but no one
must look under there.Copy !req
1020. This is the most secret machine
in my factory.Copy !req
1021. - This one's going to sizzle Slugworth.
What's it do?Copy !req
1022. - Would you like to see?
Yeah!Copy !req
1023. What's it do?Copy !req
1024. Can't you see?
It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers.Copy !req
1025. Did you say Everlasting Gobstoppers?Copy !req
1026. For children with little money.
You can suck them forever.Copy !req
1027. I want an Everlasting Gobstopper!Copy !req
1028. - Me too!
- And me!Copy !req
1029. Fantastic invention.
Revolutionize the industry.Copy !req
1030. You suck them and they'll
never get smaller. Never.Copy !req
1031. I think.Copy !req
1032. Few more tests.
- How do you make them?Copy !req
1033. I'm a trifle deaf in this ear.
Speak louder next time.Copy !req
1034. Who wants an Everlasting Gobstopper?Copy !req
1035. - Me!
- I do!Copy !req
1036. I can only give them to you if you
swear to keep them for yourselves.Copy !req
1037. And never show them
to another soul as long as you live.Copy !req
1038. Agreed?
Agreed!Copy !req
1039. Good. One for you,
and one for you, and one for you.Copy !req
1040. What about Charlie?Copy !req
1041. And one for Charlie.Copy !req
1042. Hey, she's got two!
I want another!Copy !req
1043. - Stop squawking, you twit!
Everybody has one.Copy !req
1044. And one is enough for anybody.
Now, come along.Copy !req
1045. If you'll follow me...Copy !req
1046. I have something special
to show you.Copy !req
1047. It's special, all right.Copy !req
1048. I only hope Veruca doesn't want one.Copy !req
1049. What a contraption!Copy !req
1050. Isn't she scrumptious?Copy !req
1051. My revolutionary,
non-pollutionary mechanical wonder.Copy !req
1052. Now, button, button,
who's got the button?Copy !req
1053. It's over there.Copy !req
1054. - Here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1055. What you are witnessing,
dear friends...Copy !req
1056. is the most enormous miracle
of the Machine Age.Copy !req
1057. The creation of a confectionery giant!Copy !req
1058. That's all?
- Don't you know what this is?Copy !req
1059. - By gum, it's gum!
- Wrong!Copy !req
1060. It's the most fabulous,
sensational gum in the world!Copy !req
1061. What's so fab about it?Copy !req
1062. - This gum is a three-course dinner.
- Bull!Copy !req
1063. - Roast beef, but it's not right yet.
- I don't care!Copy !req
1064. I wouldn't do that.
I really wouldn't.Copy !req
1065. If it's gum, that's for me.Copy !req
1066. Violet, don't do anything stupid.Copy !req
1067. What's it taste like?Copy !req
1068. Madness! It's tomato soup!Copy !req
1069. It's creamy. I can feel it
running down my throat!Copy !req
1070. Stop. Don't.Copy !req
1071. Why doesn't she listen?Copy !req
1072. Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit.Copy !req
1073. Great soup!Copy !req
1074. The second course is coming.Copy !req
1075. Roast beef and a baked potato! Mm!Copy !req
1076. With sour cream?Copy !req
1077. - What's for dessert?
- Dessert? Here it comes!Copy !req
1078. Blueberry pie and cream! It's
the most marvelous I've ever tasted!Copy !req
1079. MR. What's happening?
- Cool it!Copy !req
1080. Let me finish.Copy !req
1081. You're face is turning blue!Copy !req
1082. You're turning violet, Violet!Copy !req
1083. What do you mean?Copy !req
1084. I told you I hadn't got it right yet.Copy !req
1085. Look what it's done to my kid!Copy !req
1086. It always goes wrong when we
come to the desserts. Always.Copy !req
1087. Violet, what are you doing?Copy !req
1088. - You're blowing up!
- I feel funny!Copy !req
1089. - I'm not surprised.
- What's happening?Copy !req
1090. - You're like a balloon!
Like a blueberry.Copy !req
1091. - Call a doctor!
MRS. Stick her with a pin.Copy !req
1092. She'll pop!
It happens every time!Copy !req
1093. - They all become blueberries.
- You've done it this time!Copy !req
1094. I'll break you for this!Copy !req
1095. - I'll get it right in the end.
Help!Copy !req
1096. - Help!
- Oh, we've got to let the air out of her!Copy !req
1097. There's no air.
MR.Hm?Copy !req
1098. - That's juice.
- Juice?Copy !req
1099. Would you roll her down
to the Juicing Room?Copy !req
1100. - What for?
- For squeezing.Copy !req
1101. She has to be squeezed
before she explodes.Copy !req
1102. - Explodes!
- It's a fairly simple operation.Copy !req
1103. Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee DoCopy !req
1104. I've got another puzzle for youCopy !req
1105. Oompa Loompa Doompa Da DeeCopy !req
1106. If you are wise
You'll listen to meCopy !req
1107. Gum chewing's fine
When it's once in a whileCopy !req
1108. It stops you from smoking
And brightens your smileCopy !req
1109. But it's repulsive
Revolting and wrongCopy !req
1110. Chewing and chewingCopy !req
1111. All day longCopy !req
1112. The way that a cow doesCopy !req
1113. Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee DaCopy !req
1114. Given good manners
You will go farCopy !req
1115. You will live in happiness tooCopy !req
1116. Like the Oompa Loompa
Doompa Dee DoCopy !req
1117. I'll get even with you for this,
if it's the last thing I do!Copy !req
1118. I got a blueberry for a daughter!Copy !req
1119. "Where is fancy bred?
In the heart or in the head?"Copy !req
1120. Shall we roll on?Copy !req
1121. Thank you.Copy !req
1122. Well, well, well! Two naughty,
nasty little children gone.Copy !req
1123. Three good,
sweet little children left.Copy !req
1124. Hurry, please.
Long way to go yet.Copy !req
1125. Wait a minute.
Must show you this.Copy !req
1126. Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls.Copy !req
1127. Lick an orange, tastes like an orange.Copy !req
1128. Lick a pineapple, it tastes
like a pineapple. Try it!Copy !req
1129. Mm! I got a plum!Copy !req
1130. Grandpa, this banana's fantastic!
It tastes so real!Copy !req
1131. Try some more. The strawberries
taste like strawberries.Copy !req
1132. The snozzberries
taste like snozzberries.Copy !req
1133. Snozzberries?
Whoever heard of a snozzberry?Copy !req
1134. We are the music makers.Copy !req
1135. And we are the dreamers of dreams.Copy !req
1136. Come along.Copy !req
1137. Something very unusual in here.Copy !req
1138. Bubbles, bubbles everywhere,
but not a drop to drink.Copy !req
1139. Yet.Copy !req
1140. What's it making?Copy !req
1141. Fizzy-Lifting drinks. They fill you
with gas and the gas lifts you...Copy !req
1142. off the ground like a balloon.Copy !req
1143. Oh, isn't it high? Gosh!Copy !req
1144. But it's still too powerful.Copy !req
1145. Let us try some! Please!Copy !req
1146. No, no. There'd be children
floating all over the place!Copy !req
1147. Come along, don't hang about.Copy !req
1148. You'll be wild about this next room.Copy !req
1149. Let's take a drink.
Nobody's watching.Copy !req
1150. A small one won't hurt us. Whoops!Copy !req
1151. Mmm! Not bad.Copy !req
1152. Well?Copy !req
1153. Nothing's happening.Copy !req
1154. You're right, Charlie.
I can't understand why—!Copy !req
1155. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1156. I feel terribly strange.Copy !req
1157. - What do we do now?
- I don't know, Charlie, but— Aah! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1158. - Mr. Wonka isn't gonna like this!
- We can't stay up here all day!Copy !req
1159. - You're right.
- I'll try and get down.Copy !req
1160. All right, Charlie,
but please be careful.Copy !req
1161. It's fun! It works!
Come on in! The air's fine!Copy !req
1162. - I haven't swum in 20 years.
- Give me your hand!Copy !req
1163. I don't think I ought to.Copy !req
1164. Oh. Oh, this is great!Copy !req
1165. Hey, try this, Grandpa!Copy !req
1166. - All right, Charlie. Wait for me!
Wee!Copy !req
1167. Wee!Copy !req
1168. Wee!Copy !req
1169. - I'm a shooting star!
- I'm a rocket!Copy !req
1170. This is really great!Copy !req
1171. Look, I'm a bird!Copy !req
1172. I feel light as a feather.Copy !req
1173. Look down.Copy !req
1174. We're really high now.Copy !req
1175. Watch this, Grandpa.Copy !req
1176. Wonderful, Charlie!Copy !req
1177. - Wow! Try it, Grandpa!
- I don't know!Copy !req
1178. Come on, Grandpa.Copy !req
1179. All right.Copy !req
1180. - Hey, you did it, Grandpa!
- Oh.Copy !req
1181. Oh, I think I hit an air pocket.Copy !req
1182. You can fly to the moon this way!Copy !req
1183. Let's fly south for the winter.Copy !req
1184. Why not?Copy !req
1185. I'm a bird!Copy !req
1186. I'm a plane!Copy !req
1187. I'm...Copy !req
1188. going too high!Copy !req
1189. Hey, Grandpa, I can't get down!Copy !req
1190. Help!Copy !req
1191. Grandpa, the fan!Copy !req
1192. It'll chop us to bits!Copy !req
1193. We're in trouble!
I can't stop!Copy !req
1194. It's pulling me in!Copy !req
1195. I can't stop!Copy !req
1196. - What do we do?
- Grab hold of something!Copy !req
1197. There's nothing to grab on to! Help!Copy !req
1198. We'll be killed!Copy !req
1199. Help! Help!Copy !req
1200. Mr. Wonka, please!
Turn off the fan! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1201. Ooh! I'm going down! Quick!Copy !req
1202. Burp! If you don't,
it'll cut you to ribbons!Copy !req
1203. I can't! Help!
You've gotta burp!Copy !req
1204. It's the only way!Copy !req
1205. Attaboy! Burp again!Copy !req
1206. Attaboy! Come on!Copy !req
1207. That's wonderful, Charlie!Copy !req
1208. Grab on to me.
We're gonna be all right now.Copy !req
1209. Good boy!Copy !req
1210. From now on
we keep our feet on the ground.Copy !req
1211. Let's catch up to the others!Copy !req
1212. I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
1213. They can't be doing what they're doing.Copy !req
1214. But they are. They have to.Copy !req
1215. The Oompa Loompas can't do it.Copy !req
1216. These are the geese
that lay the golden eggs.Copy !req
1217. They're larger than ordinary geese.Copy !req
1218. They're quadruple-size,
which produces...Copy !req
1219. octuple-size eggs.
They're laying overtime for Easter.Copy !req
1220. - But Easter's over!
- Shh.Copy !req
1221. They don't know that.Copy !req
1222. I'm trying to get ahead for next year.Copy !req
1223. MR.
What happens if they drop an egg?Copy !req
1224. An omelette fit for a king, sir.Copy !req
1225. Are they chocolate eggs?Copy !req
1226. Golden chocolate eggs!
A great delicacy.Copy !req
1227. But don't get too close.Copy !req
1228. The geese are temperamental,
so we have the Eggdicator.Copy !req
1229. MRS.
Eggdi-what?Copy !req
1230. The Eggdicator tells
the difference between a good egg...Copy !req
1231. and a bad egg.Copy !req
1232. If it's good, it's shined
and shipped over the world.Copy !req
1233. If it's a bad egg...Copy !req
1234. down the chute.Copy !req
1235. An educated Eggdicator.Copy !req
1236. It's a lot of nonsense.Copy !req
1237. A little nonsense now and thenCopy !req
1238. Is relished by the wisest men.Copy !req
1239. I want a golden goose!Copy !req
1240. Here we go again.Copy !req
1241. MR.
All right, sweetheart.Copy !req
1242. You'll get one as soon as we get home.Copy !req
1243. No, I want one of those!Copy !req
1244. How much do you want for the goose?Copy !req
1245. Not for sale.
- Name your price.Copy !req
1246. She can't have one.Copy !req
1247. Who says I can't?Copy !req
1248. - The man with the hat.
- I want one!Copy !req
1249. I want a golden goose!Copy !req
1250. Gooses!Copy !req
1251. Geeses!Copy !req
1252. I want my geese to lay
gold eggs for Easter.Copy !req
1253. - It will, sweetheart.
- At least 100 a day.Copy !req
1254. - Anything you say.
- And by the way...Copy !req
1255. I want a feast.Copy !req
1256. You ate before you came.Copy !req
1257. I want a bean-feastCopy !req
1258. Oh, one of those.Copy !req
1259. Cream buns and doughnuts
And fruitcake with no nutsCopy !req
1260. - So good you could go nuts
- You'll have them when you get home.Copy !req
1261. No, now! I want a ball!Copy !req
1262. I want a partyCopy !req
1263. Pink macaroons
And a million balloonsCopy !req
1264. And performing baboons and...Copy !req
1265. Give it to meCopy !req
1266. Now!Copy !req
1267. I want the worldCopy !req
1268. I want the whole worldCopy !req
1269. I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolateCopy !req
1270. Give it to me nowCopy !req
1271. I want todayCopy !req
1272. I want tomorrowCopy !req
1273. I want to wear them
Like braids in my hairCopy !req
1274. And I don't want to share themCopy !req
1275. I want a party
With roomfuls of laughterCopy !req
1276. 10,000 tons of ice creamCopy !req
1277. And if I don't
Get the things I am afterCopy !req
1278. I'm going to scream!Copy !req
1279. I want the worksCopy !req
1280. I want the whole worksCopy !req
1281. Presents and prizes
And sweets and surprisesCopy !req
1282. Of all shapes and sizes
And nowCopy !req
1283. Don't care how
I want it nowCopy !req
1284. Don't care how
I want it nowCopy !req
1285. She was a bad egg.Copy !req
1286. Where's she gone?Copy !req
1287. Where all the other bad eggs go.
Down the garbage chute.Copy !req
1288. The garbage chute.Copy !req
1289. Where does it lead to?Copy !req
1290. To the furnace.Copy !req
1291. The furnace?Copy !req
1292. - She'll sizzle like a sausage.
- Not necessarily.Copy !req
1293. - She could be stuck inside the tube.
- Inside the—Copy !req
1294. Hold on!Copy !req
1295. Veruca! Sweetheart!Copy !req
1296. Daddy's coming!Copy !req
1297. There'll be a lot of garbage today.Copy !req
1298. Ah, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted.Copy !req
1299. - What's that?
- Veruca went first.Copy !req
1300. Mr. Wonka, they won't really
be burned in the furnace, will they?Copy !req
1301. Hm. I think that furnace is lit
only every other day.Copy !req
1302. So they have a good sporting chance.Copy !req
1303. Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee DoCopy !req
1304. I've got another puzzle for youCopy !req
1305. Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee DeeCopy !req
1306. If you are wise
You'll listen to meCopy !req
1307. Who do you blame
When your kid is a bratCopy !req
1308. Pampered and spoiled
Like a Siamese catCopy !req
1309. Blaming the kids
Is a lie and a shameCopy !req
1310. You know exactly
Who's to blameCopy !req
1311. The mother and the fatherCopy !req
1312. Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee DaCopy !req
1313. If you're not spoiled
Then you will go farCopy !req
1314. You will live in happiness tooCopy !req
1315. Like the Oompa Loompa
Doompa Dee DoCopy !req
1316. The children are
disappearing like rabbits!Copy !req
1317. We still have each other.
Shall we press on?Copy !req
1318. Can't we sit down for a minute?Copy !req
1319. - The pace is killing me.
- Transportation has been arranged.Copy !req
1320. Behold the Wonkamobile!Copy !req
1321. "A thing of beauty is a joy forever."Copy !req
1322. Places, please.
The dance is about to begin.Copy !req
1323. Grab a seat, they're going fast!Copy !req
1324. What's that
they're filling it up with?Copy !req
1325. Ginger ale, ginger pop,
ginger beer, beer bubbles...Copy !req
1326. bubble cola, double cola,
double-bubble burp-a-cola...Copy !req
1327. all that carbonated stuff
that tickles your nose.Copy !req
1328. Few people realize the power
in one of those things.Copy !req
1329. I'm sorry I asked.Copy !req
1330. Would Slugworth pay extra
to know about this?Copy !req
1331. Just keep your eyes open
and your mouth shut.Copy !req
1332. Everybody set?Copy !req
1333. Will it go fast?Copy !req
1334. It should. It's got more gas
than a politician!Copy !req
1335. Hold on. I'm gonna really
open her up and see what she can do.Copy !req
1336. "Swifter than eagles...Copy !req
1337. stronger than lions!"Copy !req
1338. Grandpa!Copy !req
1339. - Aah!
- Oh!Copy !req
1340. It's getting in my eyes!Copy !req
1341. MRS.
It's even in my shoes!Copy !req
1342. I'm soaked!
It'll never come out!Copy !req
1343. It's sticking to my gun!Copy !req
1344. MRS.
Oh!Copy !req
1345. My dress! My hair! My face!Copy !req
1346. I'm sending you
the cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka!Copy !req
1347. I'm dry-cleaned!Copy !req
1348. Hey, Grandpa!Copy !req
1349. What was that we just went through?Copy !req
1350. Hsaw Aknow.Copy !req
1351. - Is that Japanese?
- It's "Wonka Wash" spelled backwards.Copy !req
1352. That's it. The journey's over.Copy !req
1353. Finest bath I've had in 20 years!Copy !req
1354. Let's do it again!Copy !req
1355. - That's as far as it goes?
- Couldn't we have walked?Copy !req
1356. If the Lord meant us to walk, he
wouldn't have invented roller skates.Copy !req
1357. Would you put these on?Copy !req
1358. We have to be careful.Copy !req
1359. There's dangerous stuff inside.Copy !req
1360. Wonkavision!Copy !req
1361. My very latest and greatest invention.Copy !req
1362. It's television!
It's Wonkavision.Copy !req
1363. You all know how
ordinary television works.Copy !req
1364. - You photo—
- You photograph something...Copy !req
1365. then it's split
into millions of pieces...Copy !req
1366. that fly through the air down
to your TV set in the right order.Copy !req
1367. You should open your mouth
a little wider when you speak.Copy !req
1368. If they can do it with a photograph...Copy !req
1369. why can't I do it
with a bar of chocolate?Copy !req
1370. I shall now send this chocolate bar
from one end of the room to the other.Copy !req
1371. It has to be big, because
when you transmit by television...Copy !req
1372. it always ends up smaller.Copy !req
1373. Goggles on, please.Copy !req
1374. Lights, camera...Copy !req
1375. action!Copy !req
1376. You can remove your goggles.Copy !req
1377. Where's the chocolate?Copy !req
1378. It's flying over our heads
in a million pieces.Copy !req
1379. Now watch the screen.Copy !req
1380. Here it comes.Copy !req
1381. There it is.Copy !req
1382. Take it.Copy !req
1383. How? It's just a picture.Copy !req
1384. All right, you take it.Copy !req
1385. It's real!Copy !req
1386. Taste it! It's delicious.
It's just gotten smaller.Copy !req
1387. It's perfect!Copy !req
1388. Unbelievable!Copy !req
1389. - A miracle!
- It's a TV dinner!Copy !req
1390. - It's Wonkavision.
- It could change the world!Copy !req
1391. Can you send other things?Copy !req
1392. - Not just chocolate, I mean.
- Anything you like.Copy !req
1393. What about people?Copy !req
1394. People?Copy !req
1395. Hm. I don't really know.
I suppose I could.Copy !req
1396. Yes, I'm sure I could.
I'm pretty sure I could.Copy !req
1397. But it might have messy results.Copy !req
1398. I'm gonna be the first person
to be sent by television!Copy !req
1399. MRS.
Get away!Copy !req
1400. Stop. Don't. Come back.Copy !req
1401. Lights, camera, action!Copy !req
1402. Mike! Where are you?Copy !req
1403. He's up there, in a million pieces.Copy !req
1404. Mike, are you there?Copy !req
1405. No good shouting, dear.
Watch the screen.Copy !req
1406. Mike? Why is he taking so long?Copy !req
1407. A million pieces
take time to put together.Copy !req
1408. - Where are they?
- There's something coming through.Copy !req
1409. - Is it Mike?
- It's hard to tell, but—Copy !req
1410. - Oh!
- Our group's getting smaller by the minute!Copy !req
1411. Look at me! I'm the first person
in the world to be sent by television!Copy !req
1412. Wow, what a wild trip that was!Copy !req
1413. It's the greatest thing
that's ever happened!Copy !req
1414. Am I coming in clear?
I said, am I coming in clear?Copy !req
1415. Great. He's completely unharmed.Copy !req
1416. You call that unharmed?Copy !req
1417. Wow, that was something.
Can I do it again?Copy !req
1418. MRS.No, there'll be nothing left!
- Don't worry, Mom. I feel fine.Copy !req
1419. I'm famous! I'm a TV star!Copy !req
1420. Wait till the kids back home hear!Copy !req
1421. Nobody's gonna hear!Copy !req
1422. Where are you taking me?Copy !req
1423. I don't want to go in there!Copy !req
1424. Be quiet!Copy !req
1425. Well?Copy !req
1426. Fortunately, small boys
are extremely springy and elastic.Copy !req
1427. So I think we'll put him in my
special taffy-pulling machine.Copy !req
1428. To the Taffy-Pulling Room.Copy !req
1429. The boy's in his mother's purse.
But be careful.Copy !req
1430. Taffy pull—?Copy !req
1431. What's he saying?Copy !req
1432. No, I won't hold you responsible.Copy !req
1433. Oh. And now, my dearest lady,
it's time to say goodbye.Copy !req
1434. - Ah—
- No, no! Don't speak!Copy !req
1435. For some moments in life,
there are no words. Run along, now.Copy !req
1436. Adieu, adieu,
"parting is such sweet sorrow."Copy !req
1437. Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee DoCopy !req
1438. I've got another puzzle for youCopy !req
1439. Oompa Loompa Doompa Da DeeCopy !req
1440. If you are wise
You'll listen to meCopy !req
1441. What do you get from a glut of TV?Copy !req
1442. A pain in the neck
And an IQ of threeCopy !req
1443. Why don't you try
Simply reading a book?Copy !req
1444. Or could you just not bear
To look?Copy !req
1445. - You'll get no
- You'll get noCopy !req
1446. You'll get no commercialsCopy !req
1447. Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee DaCopy !req
1448. If you're not greedy you will go farCopy !req
1449. You will live in happiness tooCopy !req
1450. Like the...Copy !req
1451. Oompa...Copy !req
1452. Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do!Copy !req
1453. So much to do, so much to do.
Invoices, bills, letters.Copy !req
1454. I must answer that note
from the queen.Copy !req
1455. What will happen to the others?Copy !req
1456. Augustus? Veruca?Copy !req
1457. My dear boy...Copy !req
1458. they'll be quite all right.Copy !req
1459. When they leave they'll be restored
to their normal, terrible old selves.Copy !req
1460. But maybe a little wiser for the wear.Copy !req
1461. Don't worry.Copy !req
1462. What do we do now, Mr. Wonka?Copy !req
1463. Oh, yes. Well, I hope you enjoyed yourselves.
Excuse me for not showing you out.Copy !req
1464. Straight up the stairs. I'm terribly busy.Copy !req
1465. A whole day wasted.
Goodbye to you both. Goodbye.Copy !req
1466. What happened?
Did we do something wrong?Copy !req
1467. I don't know, Charlie.Copy !req
1468. But I'm gonna find out.Copy !req
1469. - Mr. Wonka?
- I am extraordinarily busy, sir.Copy !req
1470. I wanted to ask about the chocolate.Copy !req
1471. The lifetime supply of chocolate?
For Charlie.Copy !req
1472. When does he get it?Copy !req
1473. - He doesn't.
- Why not?Copy !req
1474. Because he broke the rules.Copy !req
1475. What rules?
We didn't see any rules, did we?Copy !req
1476. Wrong, sir! Wrong!Copy !req
1477. Under Section 37-B of the
contract signed by him...Copy !req
1478. it states clearly that all offers
shall become null and void if...Copy !req
1479. and you can read it
for yourself in this copy:Copy !req
1480. "I, the undersigned...Copy !req
1481. shall forfeit all rights,
privileges and licenses...Copy !req
1482. herein contained," et cetera...Copy !req
1483. It's all there! Black and white!
Clear as crystal!Copy !req
1484. You stole Fizzy-Lifting drinks!Copy !req
1485. You bumped into the ceiling
which now has to be sterilized!Copy !req
1486. So you get nothing!Copy !req
1487. You lose!Copy !req
1488. Good day, sir!Copy !req
1489. You're a crook.Copy !req
1490. A cheat and a swindler,
that's what you are!Copy !req
1491. How can you do this?Copy !req
1492. Build up a little boy's hopes and
then smash his dreams to pieces!Copy !req
1493. You're an inhuman monster!Copy !req
1494. I said, good day!Copy !req
1495. Come on, Charlie.
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
1496. I'll get even
if it's the last thing I do.Copy !req
1497. If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper,
he'll get one.Copy !req
1498. Mr. Wonka?Copy !req
1499. "So shines a good deed...Copy !req
1500. in a weary world."Copy !req
1501. Charlie.Copy !req
1502. My boy.Copy !req
1503. You won!Copy !req
1504. You did it! You did it!Copy !req
1505. I knew you would!
I just knew you would!Copy !req
1506. Oh, Charlie, forgive me for
putting you through this. Please.Copy !req
1507. Come in, Mr. Wilkinson.
Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson.Copy !req
1508. - Pleasure.
- Slugworth!Copy !req
1509. That's not Slugworth!
He works for me!Copy !req
1510. - For you?
- I had to test you, Charlie.Copy !req
1511. And you passed the test.
You won!Copy !req
1512. - Won what?
- The jackpot, my dear sir!Copy !req
1513. - The grand and glorious jackpot!
- The chocolate?Copy !req
1514. The chocolate, yes.
But that's just the beginning!Copy !req
1515. We have so much time
and so little to do!Copy !req
1516. Strike that. Reverse it.Copy !req
1517. This way, please!Copy !req
1518. We'll take the Wonkavator.Copy !req
1519. Step in, Charlie.
Grandpa Joe, sir.Copy !req
1520. - This is the great glass Wonkavator.
- It's an elevator.Copy !req
1521. A Wonkavator.
An elevator goes up and down.Copy !req
1522. But the Wonkavator can go
sideways, slantways, backways...Copy !req
1523. And frontways?Copy !req
1524. and any ways you can think of.Copy !req
1525. It'll take you to any room by pressing
one of these buttons. Any button.Copy !req
1526. Press a button, and zing!
You're off.Copy !req
1527. And up until now,
I've pressed them all.Copy !req
1528. Except one.Copy !req
1529. This one.Copy !req
1530. Go ahead, Charlie.Copy !req
1531. Me?Copy !req
1532. There it goes!Copy !req
1533. Hold on tight.Copy !req
1534. I'm not exactly sure
what's going to happen.Copy !req
1535. Faster! If we don't pick up speed,
we won't get through.Copy !req
1536. - Through what?
- Aha.Copy !req
1537. - You mean, we're going—?
- Up and out.Copy !req
1538. This roof is glass.
It'll shatter in 1000 pieces!Copy !req
1539. - We'll be cut to ribbons!
- Probably.Copy !req
1540. Hold on, everybody!Copy !req
1541. Here it comes!Copy !req
1542. - You did it! Congratulations!
- Get up, take a look.Copy !req
1543. Grandpa, our town looks so pretty.Copy !req
1544. Look over here, Charlie.Copy !req
1545. I think I see our house.Copy !req
1546. Wow!Copy !req
1547. It really looks beautiful.Copy !req
1548. There's my school!Copy !req
1549. How did you like
the chocolate factory?Copy !req
1550. It's the most wonderful place
in the world.Copy !req
1551. I'm pleased to hear you say that...Copy !req
1552. because I'm giving it to you.Copy !req
1553. - What?
- That's all right, isn't it?Copy !req
1554. You're giving Charlie the—
- I can't go on forever.Copy !req
1555. And I don't really want to try.Copy !req
1556. Who can I trust to run the factory,
take care of the Oompa Loompas for me?Copy !req
1557. Not a grownup.Copy !req
1558. A grownup would do everything
his own way, not mine.Copy !req
1559. That's why I decided long ago
that I had to find a child.Copy !req
1560. A very honest...Copy !req
1561. loving child...Copy !req
1562. to whom I can tell all my
precious candy-making secrets.Copy !req
1563. - That's why you sent the tickets.
That's right.Copy !req
1564. The factory's yours.
You can move in immediately.Copy !req
1565. - And me?
Absolutely.Copy !req
1566. - What happens to the rest—
- The whole family.Copy !req
1567. I want you to bring them all.Copy !req
1568. But Charlie...Copy !req
1569. don't forget what happened to the
man who got everything he wanted.Copy !req
1570. What happened?Copy !req
1571. He lived happily ever after.Copy !req