1.  I understand Yosemite Sam is in town.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
2.  I just remembered I left
a cake a-burning in the oven.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
3.  Yosemite Sam swings the fastest gun
west of the Pecos.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
4.  That because him never meet up
with me, Injun Joe.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
5.  Here comes Yosemite Sam now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
6.  He's a-heading this a-way.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
7.  Here. Hold 'em beer.
Now we see who swing the fastest gun.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
8.  Yep. I get more free beer this way.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
9.  Here he comes.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
10.  Any one of you lily-livered, bow-legged
varmints care to slap leather with me?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
11.  In case any of you get any ideas,
you better know who you're dealing with.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
12.  I'm the hootingest, tootingest,
shootingest bobtail wildcat in the West.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
13.  I'm the fastest gun north, south,
east and west of the Pecos.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
14.  - I'm the—
Eh... Shut up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
15.  Did I hear someone say shut up?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
16.  Yep.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
17.  Stranger, you just yepped yourself
into a hole in the head.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
18.  You been eating onions.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
19.  And you're gonna be eating lead.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
20.  I'm a-warning you, stranger.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
21.  I think it's fair to warn you,
I swing a fair shooting iron myself.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
22.  You see that church bell out there?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
23.  I'll carom a shot off it,
then off that water tower,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
24.  through the window,
off the bottle on this bar,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
25.  then part your hair
right down the middle.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
26.  - Ha! You missed.
- Wait.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
27.  You call that shooting?
I'll show you some real shooting.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
28.  Now, beat that, varmint.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
29.  Gee. That's tough. But I'll try.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
30.  That does it. I'm a-blasting you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
31.  I kinda figured you'd like to settle
this in a gentlemen-like manner.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
32.  Gentlemen? Well, that's against
my principles, but it's a deal.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
33.  Ten paces, turn and fire.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
34.  - All right?
- All right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
35.  One, two, three, four, five, ten.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
36.  - Muah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
37.  Get back, varmint.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
38.  Cut it out!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
39.  No more gentlemen stuff.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
40.  From now on, you fights my way. Dirty.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
41.  5:15?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
42.  I'll take care of you later.
I gotta catch a train.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
43.  And rob it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
44.  Get back there, rabbit.
I'm a-gonna rob that train.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
45.  And I'm gonna save that train.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
46.  If you don't get back,
I'll blast you at the count of five.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
47.  One, two, three, four—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
48.  You stupid horse. Get a-going.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
49.  Now this time
I'm only gonna count to three.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
50.  One, two—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
51.  You double-crossing rabbit.
You cut down your chances.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
52.  I'm only gonna count two
and then blast you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
53.  One, two—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
54.  Hyah, hyah! Hyah, hyah!
Hyah, hyah! Hyah, hyah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
55.  Ha!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
56.  This'll stop him.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
57.  You better stop your train, rabbit.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
58.  You better stop your train.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
59.  Well, I'm not stopping mine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
60.  And I'm not stopping mine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
61.  Oh, yeah? We'll see
who'll chicken out first.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
62.  So long, screwy. See you in St. Louis.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
63.  I hate that rabbit.Copy !req