1. I understand Yosemite Sam is in town.
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2. I just remembered I left
a cake a-burning in the oven.
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3. Yosemite Sam swings the fastest gun
west of the Pecos.
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4. That because him never meet up
with me, Injun Joe.
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5. Here comes Yosemite Sam now.
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6. He's a-heading this a-way.
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7. Here. Hold 'em beer.
Now we see who swing the fastest gun.
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8. Yep. I get more free beer this way.
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9. Here he comes.
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10. Any one of you lily-livered, bow-legged
varmints care to slap leather with me?
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11. In case any of you get any ideas,
you better know who you're dealing with.
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12. I'm the hootingest, tootingest,
shootingest bobtail wildcat in the West.
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13. I'm the fastest gun north, south,
east and west of the Pecos.
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14. - I'm the—
Eh... Shut up.
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15. Did I hear someone say shut up?
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16. Yep.
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17. Stranger, you just yepped yourself
into a hole in the head.
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18. You been eating onions.
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19. And you're gonna be eating lead.
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20. I'm a-warning you, stranger.
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21. I think it's fair to warn you,
I swing a fair shooting iron myself.
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22. You see that church bell out there?
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23. I'll carom a shot off it,
then off that water tower,
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24. through the window,
off the bottle on this bar,
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25. then part your hair
right down the middle.
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26. - Ha! You missed.
- Wait.
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27. You call that shooting?
I'll show you some real shooting.
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28. Now, beat that, varmint.
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29. Gee. That's tough. But I'll try.
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30. That does it. I'm a-blasting you.
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31. I kinda figured you'd like to settle
this in a gentlemen-like manner.
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32. Gentlemen? Well, that's against
my principles, but it's a deal.
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33. Ten paces, turn and fire.
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34. - All right?
- All right.
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35. One, two, three, four, five, ten.
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36. - Muah!
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37. Get back, varmint.
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38. Cut it out!
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39. No more gentlemen stuff.
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40. From now on, you fights my way. Dirty.
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41. 5:15?
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42. I'll take care of you later.
I gotta catch a train.
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43. And rob it.
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44. Get back there, rabbit.
I'm a-gonna rob that train.
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45. And I'm gonna save that train.
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46. If you don't get back,
I'll blast you at the count of five.
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47. One, two, three, four—
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48. You stupid horse. Get a-going.
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49. Now this time
I'm only gonna count to three.
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50. One, two—
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51. You double-crossing rabbit.
You cut down your chances.
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52. I'm only gonna count two
and then blast you.
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53. One, two—
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54. Hyah, hyah! Hyah, hyah!
Hyah, hyah! Hyah, hyah!
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55. Ha!
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56. This'll stop him.
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57. You better stop your train, rabbit.
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58. You better stop your train.
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59. Well, I'm not stopping mine.
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60. And I'm not stopping mine.
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61. Oh, yeah? We'll see
who'll chicken out first.
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62. So long, screwy. See you in St. Louis.
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63. I hate that rabbit.
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