1. Okay, it's eight minutes
before the big time for news!Copy !req
2. Yes, sir, it's WCAG here,
with 64 beautiful degrees out.Copy !req
3. Okay, now.Copy !req
4. - What do you say, Joe?
- Hello, Curtie.Copy !req
5. There he is.Copy !req
6. Let's go, Curtie.Copy !req
7. How are you?Copy !req
8. - Let me look at your cards.
- Sure.Copy !req
9. Thank you.Copy !req
10. It's a good hand.Copy !req
11. What about you, Gaga?
Can I look at your cards?Copy !req
12. - Yeah.
- Thank you, Gaga.Copy !req
13. You lose.Copy !req
14. What's wrong, Joey, huh?Copy !req
15. You lose because you're playing
with my money.Copy !req
16. - Joey! Joey, cut it out!
- You like to steal?Copy !req
17. - Don't!
- You like to steal? You wanna steal?Copy !req
18. - You steal from your mother, not me.
- I'm sorry!Copy !req
19. Your priest you tell you're sorry to.
Me, you don't tell you're sorry to!Copy !req
20. I don't give absolution.
Me, you don't steal from.Copy !req
21. How was I to know...?Copy !req
22. - Never again, right?
- Right!Copy !req
23. - Never again.
- All right.Copy !req
24. - Joey, I swear on my mother...
- Don't swear to me.Copy !req
25. I don't want swearing.
Just don't steal no more.Copy !req
26. I'm warning you, the next time you do,
I go right to your brothers.Copy !req
27. - You know what happens then, right?
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
28. No more aggravation. Have a drink.
We'll forget about this.Copy !req
29. Now, that's enough.Copy !req
30. One thing I don't understand,
why do you call him Gaga?Copy !req
31. Why do I call him Gaga?Copy !req
32. Because he's stupid, that's why.Copy !req
33. You can look at it if you want to.Copy !req
34. No, no. That's all right.
I was just looking.Copy !req
35. Oh, I know.Copy !req
36. But if you'd like to read it, you can.Copy !req
37. I'm not annoyed.Copy !req
38. I just noticed the picture
of what's his name over there.Copy !req
39. - Wayne. You know, John Wayne.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
40. Yeah, but that isn't
an American magazine...Copy !req
41. ...and it just seemed funny to me.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
42. Yes.Copy !req
43. - What kind of magazine is that?
- French.Copy !req
44. That doesn't look French.
Do you read French?Copy !req
45. No.Copy !req
46. Well, just a few words.Copy !req
47. They should have
an English version, though.Copy !req
48. Yeah, like the Italian movies,
when they dub it.Copy !req
49. No, it just threw me, because I've seen
foreign magazines before...Copy !req
50. ...but, like, the Italian ones,
you can tell right away what kind they are.Copy !req
51. - You know what I mean?
- Oh, yes, like Oggi.Copy !req
52. Excuse me?Copy !req
53. Oggi. That's an Italian magazine.Copy !req
54. - O-G-G-I.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
55. - That one that looks like Life, yeah.
- Right.Copy !req
56. - "Oggi," that means "today," you know?
- Yes, I know.Copy !req
57. It's like The Today Show. I think it
comes out every week, you know, like Life.Copy !req
58. It's like a news thing, you know.
They make it...Copy !req
59. ...like a type of news thing.
- Yes.Copy !req
60. So that's really
a French magazine, huh?Copy !req
61. - Yes, I'm afraid it is.
- Well...Copy !req
62. How the hell did they ever get ahold
of The Searchers?Copy !req
63. The what?Copy !req
64. The Searchers. It's a movie made about,
you know, 11 years ago.Copy !req
65. That picture of John Wayne
is from that movie.Copy !req
66. I don't seem to remember it.Copy !req
67. Well, you know, with John Wayne.Copy !req
68. Oh, that other guy was in it.
What's his name? He...Copy !req
69. He played Christ three years ago
in some movie.Copy !req
70. I don't think I know it.Copy !req
71. - Oh, was he Swedish?
- No, no. American.Copy !req
72. - Roland...
- Recent picture?Copy !req
73. - Just a few years ago.
- It's a Western.Copy !req
74. Yeah.Copy !req
75. - Oh, you mean Jeffrey Hunter?
- That's right. Hunter, right.Copy !req
76. Oh, now you remember the picture?Copy !req
77. No, I don't.Copy !req
78. It was in color.Copy !req
79. - Nope.
- No.Copy !req
80. Well.Copy !req
81. Wait, you know what? Natalie Wood did
a small part in that, one of her first parts.Copy !req
82. She had a big scene at the end there
with Hunter, you know.Copy !req
83. She comes running down the desert
over to Hunter, and she says:Copy !req
84. "Unnt-meah! Go, Martin!
Go! Unnt-meah! Go! Go!"Copy !req
85. She's trying to get him to go, you know?Copy !req
86. I don't remember it.Copy !req
87. Well, I'll tell you,
you missed a good picture.Copy !req
88. Sorry.Copy !req
89. Oh, there was one scene in that movie
that was a classic.Copy !req
90. You know, the chief of the tribe,
his name is Cicatrice, Spanish for "scar."Copy !req
91. He talks English to John Wayne,
and Wayne says:Copy !req
92. "You talk good English.
Somebody teach you?" But real nasty.Copy !req
93. And then when Wayne talks Comanche,
not Comanche, but Comanche...Copy !req
94. ...to Scar, Scar says:Copy !req
95. "You talk good Comanche.
Somebody teach you?" But...Copy !req
96. - Sounds like a nasty fellow.
- Who?Copy !req
97. - The man with the... The Indian.
- Cicatrice, Spanish for "scar." Yeah.Copy !req
98. He was more nasty
than Wayne could ever get.Copy !req
99. But then again,
he was a bad guy.Copy !req
100. There were a lot of nasty Comanches
in that picture.Copy !req
101. - Nasty picture.
- Well, then again...Copy !req
102. ...John Wayne could get pretty nasty too,
when he wanted to be.Copy !req
103. Wait, was that the picture where Jeffrey
Hunter is supposed to be trading rugs...Copy !req
104. ...and he trades for an Indian bride?
- Right!Copy !req
105. That's the picture.Copy !req
106. - That was a good picture.
- Good? That picture was great.Copy !req
107. Well, I'm not used to admitting
I like Westerns.Copy !req
108. Oh, yeah. Why not, huh?
Everybody should like Westerns.Copy !req
109. Solve everybody's problems
if they liked Westerns.Copy !req
110. - Okay, I like Westerns!
- Okay, then.Copy !req
111. Man, that was some picture.Copy !req
112. Some picture.Copy !req
113. Here. Take the magazine
and look at it.Copy !req
114. - Oh, no.
- Come on. Go ahead.Copy !req
115. - I don't wanna.
- I don't mind.Copy !req
116. - Go ahead.
- All right.Copy !req
117. Thanks.Copy !req
118. You have to give it back, though.Copy !req
119. - I swear to God I'll give it back.
- Okay.Copy !req
120. You come around a lot?
Got people here?Copy !req
121. No, no. This is the first time.
I just came for the ride.Copy !req
122. - The ride? What ride?
- The ferry.Copy !req
123. Oh, no. You mean to tell me
you do this for fun?Copy !req
124. Yeah. Why?Copy !req
125. Well, I just don't look at this
as being a cruise, you know?Copy !req
126. I had to pick up this package
at my grandmother's, you know?Copy !req
127. Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
128. Well, it's not really all that nice.Copy !req
129. I gotta bring it back.
I have no car so I had to take the ferry.Copy !req
130. You know, the one that goes
across the river to New York.Copy !req
131. It doesn't sound
like you take the ferry often.Copy !req
132. You can bet your life I don't.Copy !req
133. Don't you like Staten Island?Copy !req
134. Well, I've got nothing against it
personally, you know.Copy !req
135. But, really, it kind of shortens your breath.
The air is lousy.Copy !req
136. If you're not used to it,
it can get you.Copy !req
137. That's right. I'm not used to it.
I don't like tropical climates.Copy !req
138. There's one way around it.Copy !req
139. Go to down to Canal Street and Broadway,
into an army surplus store.Copy !req
140. You pick up a couple of gas masks,
get halfway across the river, put them on.Copy !req
141. - You like being stared at?
- I'd stare right back.Copy !req
142. - You would?
- That's right.Copy !req
143. Okay. I don't think I'd do it.Copy !req
144. I tell you, I once saw this guy back in 196o.
You know, that big snowfall we had?Copy !req
145. Right in the middle of 14th and Broadway,
this guy's playing golf.Copy !req
146. - Golf?
- I swear to God.Copy !req
147. - Right in the street?
- In the middle.Copy !req
148. Wait a second, he says,
"The trouble with the world today...Copy !req
149. ...is that if a guy wants to play golf
in the street...Copy !req
150. ...people stare at him."
- I don't believe you.Copy !req
151. Would l...? I wouldn't lie to you.Copy !req
152. You know how those knickers,
whatever you call them, and the hat...?Copy !req
153. - The whole outfit? The whole thing?
- Right. Golf clubs, yeah.Copy !req
154. That's crazy.Copy !req
155. Yeah, well.
It's kind of nice, though.Copy !req
156. - Why?
- The guy did what he wanted to do, golf.Copy !req
157. I guess so.Copy !req
158. Should you always do
what you want to do?Copy !req
159. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
160. - Do you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
161. I don't know, I hadn't thought about it.
I guess so.Copy !req
162. Thank you very much.Copy !req
163. Ten minutes I've been talking.
Nobody pays me any attention, right?Copy !req
164. Now maybe I can say something.Copy !req
165. Listen, let me ask you guys something.Copy !req
166. Why can't I walk out in the street?
No, don't answer me, I'll tell you why I can't.Copy !req
167. Because you owe everybody
in the world money.Copy !req
168. Your friend owes everybody
in the world money.Copy !req
169. I want to go to Chinatown.
I happen to like Chinese food, right?Copy !req
170. I live right next door to Chinatown.Copy !req
171. Biggest Chinatown in the world,
but I can't go.Copy !req
172. Seven blocks, I can't walk.Copy !req
173. I walk out of here, people jump
out of every block to get me when I walk.Copy !req
174. So I may have to go to China
to get Chinese food.Copy !req
175. So do me that favor. No borrowing
from Chinese people, okay? Good.Copy !req
176. I only got one more thing to say.Copy !req
177. Now, what are we gonna do tonight?Copy !req
178. - Go to Chinatown.
- What, you haven't been listening to me?Copy !req
179. I can't walk to Chinatown
because of you two.Copy !req
180. I don't even like
what they put in the food.Copy !req
181. - Makes you sick.
- You've eaten it before.Copy !req
182. Yeah, and I got sick before,
so I don't eat it anymore.Copy !req
183. I'll tell you what, let's go uptown.Copy !req
184. Come on. I hear they got a new broad
uptown. We'll go and have some fun.Copy !req
185. - I don't feel like going uptown.
- What do you mean, you don't?Copy !req
186. There's a new broad. She's supposed to be
very nice. We'll take a ride and go uptown.Copy !req
187. - I don't feel like going.
- All right...Copy !req
188. Let's go down to the Village,
get a couple drinks.Copy !req
189. Go down to the Village
and get a couple drinks?Copy !req
190. - What do you think I got?
- I'm paying.Copy !req
191. You're paying for it.
I'm not worried about it.Copy !req
192. You're a jerk-off.
What do you think I got, a library?Copy !req
193. - I got all the booze you want.
- Don't worry about it. I'm paying!Copy !req
194. I'll get you a drink.Copy !req
195. I gotta go sit in Greenwich Village
with a bunch of fairies? I don't need that.Copy !req
196. - Let's go.
- I don't feel like going uptown.Copy !req
197. I don't feel good.
I have to go up there?Copy !req
198. You don't feel good?
You just wanted a drink.Copy !req
199. - Shut up, will you?
- Hey, the kid's right.Copy !req
200. When he's right, he's right.
You don't feel good, why you want a drink?Copy !req
201. - You want to come uptown?
- I don't feel like going.Copy !req
202. You don't wanna, I feel like going.
I think I'm gonna go.Copy !req
203. Let's go to the Village, I'll buy.Copy !req
204. Why are you buying drinks?
I got all the liquor in the world.Copy !req
205. - I'm going uptown. Wanna go?
- I'll be out in the car.Copy !req
206. - All right. Yeah.
- You got any money?Copy !req
207. No, I ain't got no money.Copy !req
208. - Go to the Village. I'll buy your drinks.
- I don't want you to buy.Copy !req
209. I'll go for a ride.
I don't wanna go to the Village.Copy !req
210. I'm locking up, so that's it.Copy !req
211. - I don't feel like going uptown.
- So walk the streets with your money.Copy !req
212. - Aren't you cold?
- Thanks.Copy !req
213. Little bit, yeah.Copy !req
214. - Why don't we sit down over there?
- Okay.Copy !req
215. Yeah, you know,
we all like Wayne epics.Copy !req
216. Yeah? Who's we?Copy !req
217. Well, me and Joey...Copy !req
218. ...Sally Gaga.Copy !req
219. - Sally what?
- Gaga.Copy !req
220. - Who's she?
- It's a he, not a she.Copy !req
221. He's a...Copy !req
222. He's a good kid, you know?Copy !req
223. He's really okay. He's a little younger
than Joey and I, but...Copy !req
224. No, he's all right. Yeah.Copy !req
225. I don't think I've seen too many
of John Wayne's pictures.Copy !req
226. - Were you born in America?
- Sure.Copy !req
227. Aren't you ashamed you haven't
seen a John Wayne picture?Copy !req
228. Well, I don't know.
I never thought of it that way.Copy !req
229. - Maybe I have.
- Yeah.Copy !req
230. Isn't it cold out here?
Would you mind sitting inside?Copy !req
231. - No, I wouldn't mind.
- What are we doing out here? Come on.Copy !req
232. Come on, this isn't
a regular movie magazine.Copy !req
233. I mean, it costs a dollar.
Playboy only costs 75 cents.Copy !req
234. You must have something to do
with movies.Copy !req
235. - No, I don't.
- How about TV commercials maybe?Copy !req
236. - Right?
- No.Copy !req
237. I swear to God, you know,
you look familiar.Copy !req
238. I saw the magazine.
It looked interesting, so I bought it.Copy !req
239. All right. You were a Girl Scout.Copy !req
240. All right, then swear to it
like a Girl Scout.Copy !req
241. - I swear.
- Okay.Copy !req
242. - You swear what?
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
243. Okay, I'll quit it.Copy !req
244. What do you do with yourself?Copy !req
245. - Well, that depends.
- Oh, no, no. I mean, seriously.Copy !req
246. Do you go to school,
do you work or what?Copy !req
247. Well, I am, as they say...Copy !req
248. ...at the moment,
sort of, in between...Copy !req
249. ...at this time,
sort of, in between positions.Copy !req
250. - Let us say.
- Well, what did you do?Copy !req
251. Well, why didn't you say that?
I was in banking.Copy !req
252. - Banking.
- Yeah, you know, a teller.Copy !req
253. You know, they say
"Don't kiss a girl in a bank..."Copy !req
254. "Because she's a teller." Soupy Sales.Copy !req
255. Right. 1963.Copy !req
256. All right, so you knew it.
Big deal.Copy !req
257. Well, what do you do now?Copy !req
258. Why?Copy !req
259. Okay.Copy !req
260. Sorry. Forget it. Come on.Copy !req
261. Okay.Copy !req
262. - How many points for that guy?
- 16 points.Copy !req
263. What you mean 16 points?Copy !req
264. - He's bouncing all over.
- So?Copy !req
265. - Why don't you hit him? Go ahead.
- 16 points.Copy !req
266. - I'm gonna hit him. Watch me.
- Real smart.Copy !req
267. Yeah, of course I'm real smart.
I'm Smart Joey.Copy !req
268. - Smart Joey, turn up the radio, huh?
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
269. - I give up.
- What do you give up?Copy !req
270. Somebody's got a gun
in your head?Copy !req
271. I don't feel like going.
Let's do something else.Copy !req
272. - Anyplace you wanna go.
- We settled that in the club.Copy !req
273. - Uptown.
- Do me...Copy !req
274. I'm not doing you anything.Copy !req
275. - We're going uptown.
- Big man.Copy !req
276. - Got a set of wheels?
- I'm a real big man.Copy !req
277. - That's what I said.
- I'm a real big man, don't forget.Copy !req
278. - Any more toys to play with?
- Don't worry.Copy !req
279. This is my car.
The only toy I need.Copy !req
280. That's right.
The only toy I need.Copy !req
281. - Will you turn up the radio a little louder?
- Okay.Copy !req
282. I'd like to see you get a girl
without paying $5.Copy !req
283. Don't worry about me getting girls without
paying $5. None of your business.Copy !req
284. - You couldn't get one to talk to you.
- Yeah? Don't worry.Copy !req
285. I can get plenty to talk to me.Copy !req
286. - You could get.
- Right, I could get.Copy !req
287. - That's right.
- All brains.Copy !req
288. That's right. I got brains.
I'm as smart as you any day of the week.Copy !req
289. - Stupid.
- Yeah, don't call me stupid.Copy !req
290. Jerk-off.Copy !req
291. - Could we turn it up?
- How much louder?Copy !req
292. - Shut up.
- For crying out loud, it's loud enough.Copy !req
293. It's loud enough.
You can hear it in China.Copy !req
294. - You're yelling over here.
- Don't worry about my yelling.Copy !req
295. - Smarten up sometime, pal.
- Don't talk about me being smart.Copy !req
296. - Shut your stupid mouth.
- I know what's bothering you. It's that girl.Copy !req
297. - Shut up.
- Don't tell me!Copy !req
298. - Shut up!
- You don't tell me to!Copy !req
299. Get out! You get out! You don't tell me
to shut up in my car. Now, get out!Copy !req
300. - Come on, Joey.
- Get up front.Copy !req
301. Come on.Copy !req
302. You always like bad guys, huh?Copy !req
303. Lee Marvin.
Now, there's a real bad guy.Copy !req
304. You see, he doesn't just play a tough guy,
he has to go all the way.Copy !req
305. He dresses in black, you know. He snarls.
He breaks things. He kicks people. He bites.Copy !req
306. - Right. He can't... Better be careful.
- I'll be all right.Copy !req
307. He was in this movie, Liberty valance.
You ever see that one?Copy !req
308. - No.
- Liberty valance. Lee Marvin. Anyway.Copy !req
309. He comes into a room in the picture.
He can't just walk into a room.Copy !req
310. He walks in. He snarls. He kicks over a few
chairs and tables. He breaks a few things.Copy !req
311. And then he sits down.Copy !req
312. - I mean, that's really a bad guy.
- You mean, he just does that on his own.Copy !req
313. - Better be careful.
- Oh, I'll be all right.Copy !req
314. Let's walk. I feel uncomfortable
with you sitting here.Copy !req
315. You know, Marvin just can't
do anything normal. He's gotta...Copy !req
316. You know, if he, like, picks up a drink,
he's gotta look like he's gonna squash it.Copy !req
317. Imagine what women think.
To them, he's the worst bad guy.Copy !req
318. He not only kills people,
he breaks furniture.Copy !req
319. You like pigeons?Copy !req
320. - I had a pigeon coop when I was a kid.
- You did?Copy !req
321. - With this Jewish kid on my block.
- How do you make them come back?Copy !req
322. - How do you make them come back?
- Well, you fly them.Copy !req
323. - You train them with this stick.
- Yeah.Copy !req
324. They follow it and come back.Copy !req
325. They know to follow the stick.Copy !req
326. If they don't come back,
you go around the corner...Copy !req
327. ...and rob some from the other guy.Copy !req
328. And you make up for yours.Copy !req
329. - Sally?
- What?Copy !req
330. - I had $4o, it ain't here.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
331. I had $4o and someone
took it on me.Copy !req
332. - We've been here all night. Nobody took it.
- Forty dollars!Copy !req
333. It's here someplace.Copy !req
334. - That was all the money I had.
- Don't worry, we'll find it.Copy !req
335. - It's around here someplace.
- Well, it ain't here.Copy !req
336. - I'll go look by the bar.
- Forty dollars.Copy !req
337. - Forty dollars, huh?
- It ain't here.Copy !req
338. - It's gone.
- Are you sure it's in...?Copy !req
339. No, it ain't there.
Look, it ain't there.Copy !req
340. The money ain't here.
What can I tell you?Copy !req
341. - Where'd you leave this?
- Over there.Copy !req
342. - You left it over there?
- Yeah, so?Copy !req
343. What are you, stupid? You take
your pocketbook, put it behind the bar.Copy !req
344. You're supposed to know.
That's stupid, you know?Copy !req
345. - You gotta know this.
- That's all the money...Copy !req
346. I can't even get home now.
That's all the money I had.Copy !req
347. - I have to walk to Jersey?
- Wanna take a cab?Copy !req
348. Here. How much is it gonna cost?
Two, three?Copy !req
349. Well, it's right over the tunnel.Copy !req
350. - Five dollars.
- Here.Copy !req
351. - Really? You can afford $5 for me to get back.
- Yeah, all right?Copy !req
352. - Wait outside. I'm gonna lock up the place.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
353. Here.Copy !req
354. It's chime time! 25 to 9, 25 to 9
here on 1260. Last on the dial, first in tile.Copy !req
355. It's Air-sweep air conditioner
that makes the difference.Copy !req
356. Air-sweep sweeps the air
from ceiling to floor.Copy !req
357. Draft-free seasonal control. Automatic
levers oscillate the air. Yes, the air door...Copy !req
358. Close the window.Copy !req
359. Lets you aim the air where you want it.
From 500 Btus to 28,000 Btus.Copy !req
360. Every metal part is zinc-rich steel! Wow!Copy !req
361. For 394 dollars installed
with no down payment.Copy !req
362. Up to five years to pay. ED5-3200.
ED5-3200.Copy !req
363. Come on and call it, mama.
ED5-32-0-0.Copy !req
364. Close the door, huh?Copy !req
365. Gaga, will you close the door?Copy !req
366. - Oh, that's lovely.
- Be careful. Don't touch it.Copy !req
367. Look, don't worry.
I won't break it.Copy !req
368. Anything happens to that,
my mother will pass out.Copy !req
369. Well, if you put it that way...Copy !req
370. What? What's the matter?Copy !req
371. Nothing.Copy !req
372. Why'd you stop?Copy !req
373. Just felt like it.Copy !req
374. No reason.Copy !req
375. Do you mind?Copy !req
376. Listen, I...Copy !req
377. I love you.Copy !req
378. I don't know.
I love you but...Copy !req
379. What is it?Copy !req
380. Well, now I feel...
I feel silly saying this.Copy !req
381. Don't feel silly. Say it.Copy !req
382. What I mean is...Copy !req
383. If you love me,
you'll understand what I mean.Copy !req
384. Just not now.Copy !req
385. Why?Copy !req
386. Just not now. Okay?Copy !req
387. Okay.Copy !req
388. What's wrong?Copy !req
389. I don't know,
call it anything you want.Copy !req
390. Old-fashioned or what.Copy !req
391. But I love you first, as you.Copy !req
392. To me, it...Copy !req
393. To me, you know?Copy !req
394. If you love me,
you'll understand what I mean.Copy !req
395. I guess so.Copy !req
396. You're beautiful.Copy !req
397. Hey, I really liked her in that picture.Copy !req
398. - That girl in that picture?
- Yeah.Copy !req
399. Let me tell you something,
that girl in that picture was a broad.Copy !req
400. - What do you mean "a broad"?
- A broad.Copy !req
401. You know, there are girls,
and then there are broads.Copy !req
402. You know what a... A broad isn't
exactly a virgin, you know what I mean?Copy !req
403. You play around with them,
you don't...Copy !req
404. - You don't marry a broad, you know?
- Come on, you don't mean that.Copy !req
405. I mean it. Sure, I mean it.Copy !req
406. Let's go to that corner and get a cab.Copy !req
407. Cab? Taxi.Copy !req
408. We gotta bring him down to the club
to meet the rest of the guys.Copy !req
409. - You gotta meet my friend, Sally Gaga.
- Sally what?Copy !req
410. Gaga. We call him Gaga
because every time you turn...Copy !req
411. ...he's doing something stupid.
Every time.Copy !req
412. I'd have brought him,
but you'd have killed me. He's nuts.Copy !req
413. Yeah, a nutty guy.Copy !req
414. - What do you got in this Copig anyway?
- Copake. Copake, New York.Copy !req
415. It's a small town.
It's a nice town, you're gonna like it.Copy !req
416. Here we are. Copig, New York,
the garden spot of the world.Copy !req
417. - Copake!
- Copake. Excuse me.Copy !req
418. - Look at this, the trees, the animals.
- Beautiful.Copy !req
419. We're in the country, J.R.
Copake, New York.Copy !req
420. - Here we are.
- Hey, hey!Copy !req
421. Copiague. Copiague.Copy !req
422. - Not Copake, but Copiague.
- Copiague.Copy !req
423. - Right.
- P-A-l-G-E or some goddamn thing.Copy !req
424. What am I doing in a place like this?
What, are we kidding ourselves?Copy !req
425. - Look around you.
- Why?Copy !req
426. Look around you. Easy, easy.
Just take a look at this.Copy !req
427. - That's our standard footwear.
- They look like a bunch of farmers.Copy !req
428. - They are.
- They are? You see that guy over there?Copy !req
429. Last Saturday in July,
you come back here, boy...Copy !req
430. - We speak what we wanna speak.
- And we needle who we wanna needle.Copy !req
431. - They don't like it, they can...
- Kiss your...Copy !req
432. You want another beer?Copy !req
433. Yeah.Copy !req
434. - What about you?
- No.Copy !req
435. You don't want another one?
All right, no beer.Copy !req
436. - We gonna spend three days here drinking?
- What else you wanna do?Copy !req
437. I don't know, you tell me.
What else can we do?Copy !req
438. - Nothing.
- Just spend three days here?Copy !req
439. You know what we're gonna do tomorrow?
Something I wanna do.Copy !req
440. - But tonight we're doing what I wanna do?
- Yes. Right.Copy !req
441. - You tell me what...
- We come up here.Copy !req
442. We sit here in a bar
for three hours and drink.Copy !req
443. - That's what you wanted to do.
- That's what I wanted to do.Copy !req
444. - What are we gonna do?
- I'll show you something.Copy !req
445. - What?
- Something beautiful.Copy !req
446. - Okay?
- Yeah. What's her name?Copy !req
447. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
448. Hey, wait a minute.
Wait one minute, huh?Copy !req
449. - I wanna rest a minute.
- Come on.Copy !req
450. No, no, wait a minute.
Hey, who is this guy?Copy !req
451. - What? You're tired?
- Yeah, I'm tired. I mean, who is he?Copy !req
452. - You know who he is?
- A friend of mine. Why?Copy !req
453. - Who knows where he's taking us?
- This is good for you.Copy !req
454. Yeah, really good.Copy !req
455. - You wanna go to the top?
- Yeah.Copy !req
456. - You wanna go back down?
- I don't know. You gonna go to the top?Copy !req
457. - Yeah. It can't be much further.
- Hurry up. Come on, it's beautiful.Copy !req
458. - You're gonna get tired if you...
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.Copy !req
459. Yeah, it's beautiful, it's beautiful.Copy !req
460. This is what he's gonna show us.
Something beautiful.Copy !req
461. It can't be much further.Copy !req
462. Hey, where is he?
I don't even see him anymore.Copy !req
463. I don't know where he is.Copy !req
464. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, will you?Copy !req
465. For crying out loud, wait a minute.Copy !req
466. Hey, watch out for the snakes down there.Copy !req
467. What did he say? What did he say
about snakes? Are you serious?Copy !req
468. You gonna climb a mountain with snakes?Copy !req
469. He's just trying to scare us.Copy !req
470. That's right. He scared me.
I'm scared of snakes.Copy !req
471. They bite us,
they're gonna bite him too.Copy !req
472. - I don't know. Wait a minute.
- Don't let this fag scare us. Come on.Copy !req
473. Come on!Copy !req
474. Hey, hurry up, will you?
We're almost there. It's beautiful up here.Copy !req
475. - I think we're gonna beat him to the top.
- Yeah, we're gonna beat him.Copy !req
476. How? You don't even know
where you're going.Copy !req
477. Three, four hours I spend
climbing a mountain. For what?Copy !req
478. To come up here.
So, what's up here? Big deal.Copy !req
479. I don't understand.Copy !req
480. I gotta leave the city.
I gotta come up here.Copy !req
481. I gotta spend the weekend in a bar
with a bunch of hillbillies.Copy !req
482. All right, that's one thing.Copy !req
483. You know, I ought to have
my head examined.Copy !req
484. This is the whole way I spend the day.Copy !req
485. What are you doing
with a holy candle on the table?Copy !req
486. - I just thought it would be nice.
- You don't do that with a holy candle.Copy !req
487. Put it back.Copy !req
488. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
489. - What am I gonna do with you?
- I just thought it would be nice.Copy !req
490. Do you have any more coffee?Copy !req
491. Enjoy the country?Copy !req
492. It was all right.Copy !req
493. I heard you climbed a mountain.Copy !req
494. Yeah, I climbed a mountain.Copy !req
495. It was great on the top...Copy !req
496. ...but, boy, on the way up it was murder.Copy !req
497. J.R.?Copy !req
498. What?Copy !req
499. I think I'm gonna have
to tell you something.Copy !req
500. All right, what?Copy !req
501. Look, I want only for us
to be as happy as we can.Copy !req
502. And I don't want anything
to come between us.Copy !req
503. Is anything wrong?Copy !req
504. I do love you,
and I want this to last.Copy !req
505. Well, what is it?Copy !req
506. - Another guy?
- No.Copy !req
507. Nothing like that.Copy !req
508. Well, all right, then what?Copy !req
509. Anyway, when...Copy !req
510. Well...Copy !req
511. ...a few years ago,
I was going with a boy.Copy !req
512. He was nice.Copy !req
513. He always acted like a gentleman.Copy !req
514. Well, we used to go for drives.Copy !req
515. And the last time we went,
he seemed different, nervous.Copy !req
516. In fact, he hardly talked.Copy !req
517. There was a long road...Copy !req
518. ... and he pulled up into a clearing.Copy !req
519. I didn't think much of it.
We had never really necked...Copy !req
520. ...so I figured he was gonna try.Copy !req
521. The radio was loud.Copy !req
522. I remember that about the radio.Copy !req
523. I felt dirty. I felt I wasn't
as good as anyone else.Copy !req
524. I felt ashamed.
I couldn't even talk. I didn't talk.Copy !req
525. I love you.Copy !req
526. And I don't wanna lose you.Copy !req
527. With you it'll be the first time.Copy !req
528. I can't...Copy !req
529. I can't understand.Copy !req
530. I mean, if anyone else
hears a story like that...Copy !req
531. ...well, how could they believe it?Copy !req
532. But...Copy !req
533. ...you're not anyone else.Copy !req
534. That's right.Copy !req
535. I'm not anyone else.Copy !req
536. How could I believe you?Copy !req
537. Well, how could I believe you?Copy !req
538. How can I believe that story?Copy !req
539. It just doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
540. How do I know you didn't go
through the same story with him?Copy !req
541. Well, look...Copy !req
542. Look at me.Copy !req
543. You go out with a guy
and don't even know what he's like?Copy !req
544. You let him take you out on some
goddamn road and you don't mind it.Copy !req
545. It just... It doesn't...
It just doesn't seem real, does it?Copy !req
546. It just doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
547. - It's true.
- What's true?Copy !req
548. You let him take you out on a goddamn
road and you don't even mind it?Copy !req
549. - Three scotch and water.
- Three scotch.Copy !req
550. - Johnnie Walker.
- Red.Copy !req
551. One for me, one for it...Copy !req
552. ...one for that.
- I'm who?Copy !req
553. You're "that."Copy !req
554. - It's a pleasure.
- It's a pleasure...Copy !req
555. It's a pleasure...Copy !req
556. What's a pleasure?Copy !req
557. It's a pleasure...Copy !req
558. - What's going on in there?
- What's with that guy?Copy !req
559. This is the party he promised us?
Listening to a bunch of engaged couples?Copy !req
560. I'm gonna talk to him.Copy !req
561. - What's wrong?
- What are we supposed to do all night?Copy !req
562. - What's wrong now?
- Sit here and talk all night?Copy !req
563. - This is the party you promised us?
- Where are the broads, huh?Copy !req
564. - They'll be coming.
- Get them and get rid of these people.Copy !req
565. - These are great guys.
- Get rid of them.Copy !req
566. We'll worry about that later.
Go down and get the girls.Copy !req
567. - You want me to go now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
568. - But don't blame me for what happens.
- Don't worry about what happens.Copy !req
569. - Just don't blame me, all right?
- Don't worry about blame.Copy !req
570. We gotta hope
Gaga comes back.Copy !req
571. Yeah, he better come back.
I'll drag him back.Copy !req
572. Excuse me, Charlie.
The phone's over there. You can't miss it.Copy !req
573. How many times do I have to tell you?Copy !req
574. - Didn't you say I could be a guest?
- I didn't tell you to be a pig.Copy !req
575. Well, if you invite me,
you gotta invite my pigpen.Copy !req
576. All right. All right.Copy !req
577. Hey, Gaga.Copy !req
578. - Hey, yeah!
- Come on in. Don't be shy.Copy !req
579. - I'm Joey.
- This is Susan.Copy !req
580. - And this is her girlfriend... Rosie.
- Rosie.Copy !req
581. - Rosie, this is Joey.
- Hello.Copy !req
582. This is J.R. Over here.
The idiot with the glasses, that's Iggy.Copy !req
583. That's Hal over here.Copy !req
584. There's Terrence over here.
This is Robby.Copy !req
585. - This is Susie, and this is...
- Rosie.Copy !req
586. - Rosie.
- You want us to get rid of your coats?Copy !req
587. Let us take your coats.Copy !req
588. Why don't you get some drinks
for the girls?Copy !req
589. Could I...?
Could I have a scotch and ginger ale?Copy !req
590. Scotch and ginger ale.
All right. Rosie?Copy !req
591. - Scotch and ginger ale.
- Make that two, Gaga.Copy !req
592. - Right.
- Make that two, Gaga.Copy !req
593. - Where you from?
- The Bronx.Copy !req
594. The Bronx? What are you doing up there?Copy !req
595. We live there.Copy !req
596. Listen, hey, are you guys Italian,
or what?Copy !req
597. - Yeah, we're Italian. Why?
- Yeah?Copy !req
598. What are you thinking about?
What are you thinking about?Copy !req
599. It's a little turtle. Come on.Copy !req
600. - Come on, sit down.
- No. No.Copy !req
601. Where are you going?Copy !req
602. Come on. It was only a joke.Copy !req
603. - Hey, no more. No more.
- What's the matter?Copy !req
604. I don't like things that crawl.Copy !req
605. She's a nice girl. Sit down.Copy !req
606. - Can I have some ginger ale?
- I can't stand things that crawl.Copy !req
607. - I don't think we have any.
- You have...?Copy !req
608. - Do you have any plain Coke?
- No.Copy !req
609. - Are you sure you're Italian?
- No. I'm Jewish.Copy !req
610. - Say something Italian.
- Yeah, go ahead. Say something.Copy !req
611. Hey, I got one. I got one.Copy !req
612. - Beautiful.
- Oh, man. Now we're Italian.Copy !req
613. Good evening, Mr. Rhadini.
Nice of you to invite me.Copy !req
614. I'm glad to have you.
Make yourself at home.Copy !req
615. Thank you. I'll do my best.Copy !req
616. Say, Bessie, you know everybody.
Who's that fellow over there?Copy !req
617. Thank you.Copy !req
618. He's a new one to me.Copy !req
619. He looks interesting.Copy !req
620. - You do not know own guest?
- I never laid eyes on him before.Copy !req
621. Mr. Chan, you're wanted
on the telephone.Copy !req
622. - I'll show you the way, Charlie.
- Excuse, please.Copy !req
623. Hurry back, Mr. Chan.
I want all the news about Honolulu.Copy !req
624. You worry about that husband...Copy !req
625. Boy, this picture's so bad...Copy !req
626. ...that only I could watch
a thing like this, you know?Copy !req
627. - This is terrible.
- What's he doing? Digging for gold?Copy !req
628. Who knows? Who knows?Copy !req
629. Look, let's figure out who's gonna
go in there next.Copy !req
630. What are we going to do?
Who's gonna go next?Copy !req
631. - First.
- What do you mean, "first"?Copy !req
632. - I called first.
- What do you want me to do?Copy !req
633. - Call second.
- First. I like first better.Copy !req
634. - I called first. I'm next.
- We got to figure out a way.Copy !req
635. - Wait. No, I called first.
- You want to choose?Copy !req
636. I want to watch the picture.
Leave me alone.Copy !req
637. - Anybody could call first.
- I called first.Copy !req
638. - Do you want to choose?
- I want to.Copy !req
639. What about you?
Come on. Choose. Come on.Copy !req
640. - I ain't choosing, I called first.
- You can't. You call first.Copy !req
641. - First.
- Yeah, see, he called it.Copy !req
642. You wanna call first?
Everybody's first.Copy !req
643. - We're choosing.
- I ain't choosing.Copy !req
644. - What? What?
- We'll choose who goes in there.Copy !req
645. - What? That's not good enough?
- Get up.Copy !req
646. - Come on, get up!
- You gotta get up.Copy !req
647. I always lose these damn chooses.
I know I'll lose.Copy !req
648. - I want to watch the picture.
- We'll choose.Copy !req
649. 1, 2, 3, shoot.Copy !req
650. Hey, Bobby's the lucky man.Copy !req
651. You'll be next. You'll be next.Copy !req
652. 1, 2, 3, shoot!Copy !req
653. - Hey, baby.
- I didn't get it, either. What do you want?Copy !req
654. - Come on, it's two more times.
- 1, 2, 3, shoot!Copy !req
655. - You'll get this one.
- Last one, okay?Copy !req
656. Shoot!Copy !req
657. Hey, sweetheart.Copy !req
658. Quite the good movie here.Copy !req
659. You had to choose, right?
You had to.Copy !req
660. - What were we gonna do?
- I told you I'd lose.Copy !req
661. - Come on, will you, we chose it.
- I called first.Copy !req
662. - Bobby's first! Bobby's first!
- I called first.Copy !req
663. He's first. Hal's second.Copy !req
664. If I can't go first, nobody's going first.Copy !req
665. First!Copy !req
666. - I want a kiss.
- Hey!Copy !req
667. - Come on!
- Get out of here!Copy !req
668. Get out!Copy !req
669. - Get out!
- Get out of here!Copy !req
670. Get out of here, goddamn it! Get out!Copy !req
671. Leave us alone! Come on!Copy !req
672. You guys are real jerks,
you know that?Copy !req
673. You're bleeding.Copy !req
674. - She scratched you. Your neck.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
675. - She cut your neck. You're bleeding.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
676. I'm getting out of here!
You guys got some nerve!Copy !req
677. You've got some nerve!Copy !req
678. - Get out of here!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
679. Where do you get off?!Copy !req
680. I get the girls!
I get the girls!Copy !req
681. Look at that son of a bitch,
scratching me like that.Copy !req
682. I ought to break her face.Copy !req
683. What are you talking about?Copy !req
684. I'll kill that broad.Copy !req
685. - I'll get you for this! Yes!
- Is it my fault? Is it my fault?Copy !req
686. I'm gone! I'm getting out of here!Copy !req
687. Oh, you guys are happy now, right?
You're happy. Now you're happy.Copy !req
688. You'll never understand why I won't
get a girl for you guys. Never again.Copy !req
689. Who is it?Copy !req
690. It's me.Copy !req
691. - Who is it?
- It's me. Open up.Copy !req
692. - J.R.?
- Yeah.Copy !req
693. - I...
- oh, come in.Copy !req
694. I just thought I'd come up and see you.Copy !req
695. That's fine.Copy !req
696. I just thought I'd come up
and see you, that's all.Copy !req
697. Well, I'm glad.Copy !req
698. Are you all right?Copy !req
699. Yeah. I'm all right.Copy !req
700. I like your apartment.Copy !req
701. Thank you.Copy !req
702. I don't know...Copy !req
703. I really don't know why I came up here
so early in the morning, you know?Copy !req
704. I just don't know.Copy !req
705. I'm glad.Copy !req
706. - Yeah, but I mean...
- Sit down. Come on.Copy !req
707. I really have no right coming up here
at 6:3o in the morning.Copy !req
708. You know, really, I shouldn't have
come up here so early...Copy !req
709. ...but we've been, sort of, drinking.Copy !req
710. - Would you like some coffee?
- Yeah.Copy !req
711. Okay.Copy !req
712. I'll be right out.Copy !req
713. That's okay.Copy !req
714. Just make yourself comfortable.Copy !req
715. No television set, huh?Copy !req
716. You want to watch TV at this hour?Copy !req
717. No, just...Copy !req
718. I have a record player.
You can put some music on, if you like.Copy !req
719. I like Giuseppe di Stefano.
You got any of his records?Copy !req
720. Opera singer.Copy !req
721. No, I'm afraid not.Copy !req
722. How about Percy Sledge?Copy !req
723. Who?Copy !req
724. Never mind.Copy !req
725. Would you like something to eat,
some toast or something?Copy !req
726. No, thanks.Copy !req
727. Be ready in a minute.Copy !req
728. Hey, you're hurting me.Copy !req
729. I'm sorry.Copy !req
730. It's okay.Copy !req
731. No, I mean...
I mean, I'm sorry about...Copy !req
732. ...about before.Copy !req
733. I'm really sorry about the way
I acted last time, you know?Copy !req
734. I thought...Copy !req
735. I thought you would be mad at me.Copy !req
736. Well, let's say not really
pleased to see me.Copy !req
737. Well, it was, sort of, your...Copy !req
738. ...decision...Copy !req
739. ...whether you...Copy !req
740. ...Iove me enough.Copy !req
741. I love you.
You ought to know that.Copy !req
742. God, how I love you.Copy !req
743. Oh, I'm so glad.Copy !req
744. - I missed you.
- I missed you.Copy !req
745. - Did you?
- Of course.Copy !req
746. - Now it's gonna be all right, you'll see.
- Yes.Copy !req
747. I understand now, and I forgive you.Copy !req
748. Forgive me?Copy !req
749. Yes. I forgive you,
and I'm gonna marry you anyway.Copy !req
750. You can't marry me anyway.Copy !req
751. What do you mean?Copy !req
752. It does bother you, doesn't it?Copy !req
753. Well, yeah, it bothers me, damn it.Copy !req
754. But I love you,
and I'll marry you anyway.Copy !req
755. No. No, I...Copy !req
756. I can't.Copy !req
757. I mean, I won't marry you on that basis.Copy !req
758. What basis?Copy !req
759. Don't you understand?
It can't work that way.Copy !req
760. You can make it work.
You just said it before.Copy !req
761. No. No.Copy !req
762. Boy, you know, I really thought
you loved me, you know that?Copy !req
763. - You had me believing that.
- I do love you, that's why.Copy !req
764. What? Because you love me,
that's why you're not gonna marry me?Copy !req
765. What kind of business
you handing me here?Copy !req
766. What are you handing me?Copy !req
767. You'll always find a way to bring it up.Copy !req
768. You're damn right I could bring it up.Copy !req
769. And if that's the kind
of a broad you are...Copy !req
770. I'm to blame.Copy !req
771. Because I feel the way any reasonable guy
would feel, I'm to blame for this, huh?Copy !req
772. Be glad I'm willing to marry you.Copy !req
773. - J.R., please.
- Hey, look...Copy !req
774. That's right. You had to
just make a fool out of me, huh?Copy !req
775. - You just couldn't wait till I crawled back...
- okay, okay. Have it your way.Copy !req
776. Oh, sure, just like that, huh?
Don't try and convince me.Copy !req
777. How can I convince you to do
anything you don't want to?Copy !req
778. - Who said I didn't wanna do it?
- Then I wouldn't have to convince you.Copy !req
779. You gotta twist everything up
all the time, don't you?Copy !req
780. Gotta twist it.
It's not what I meant, brain.Copy !req
781. What did you mean?Copy !req
782. I don't know.
I don't know.Copy !req
783. Listen, I told you that I loved you.Copy !req
784. - What's wrong? Isn't that enough?
- No, no, it's not enough.Copy !req
785. - Why isn't that enough?
- It's not good enough.Copy !req
786. - Not good enough?
- No!Copy !req
787. Not good enough?Copy !req
788. - You mean, I'm not good enough, is that it?
- No.Copy !req
789. Let me tell you something.
It's not me, it's you.Copy !req
790. Do you think you're the Virgin Mary?Copy !req
791. Leading me on like that, letting me
in here this hour of the morning.Copy !req
792. Come off it, will you?
What kind of broad does that make you?Copy !req
793. And tell me something else.
Who else is gonna marry you?Copy !req
794. Tell me that, you whore.Copy !req
795. Because that's what you are,
if you don't know it by now, you whore.Copy !req
796. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.Copy !req
797. Honest to God, I didn't mean it.Copy !req
798. I'm just so confused by this whole thing.Copy !req
799. Go home.Copy !req
800. Go home.Copy !req
801. Mother!Copy !req
802. O God, I am heartily sorry for
having offended thee.Copy !req
803. I detest all my sins because
of thy just punishment...Copy !req
804. ... but most of all because they offend thee,
who art good and deserving of my love.Copy !req
805. I resolve, with the help of thy grace, to sin
no more and avoid the near occasion of sin.Copy !req
806. Holy, holy, holy.
Lord God of hosts.Copy !req
807. Heaven and earth are filled
with your glory.Copy !req
808. Hosanna in the highest.Copy !req
809. Blessed is he who comes in the name
of the Lord. Hosanna in the highest.Copy !req
810. All right, I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?Copy !req
811. Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
812. Yeah.Copy !req