1. Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
2. Tonight, through the medium
of the animated cartoonCopy !req
3. we present a murder mysteryCopy !req
4. condensed from authentic
criminal records.Copy !req
5. It is my sincere purpose
in exposing the brutal killerCopy !req
6. involved in this horrible caseCopy !req
7. to prove to you
beyond the shadow of a doubtCopy !req
8. that crime does not pay.Copy !req
9. Our story opens
on a dark and stormy night.Copy !req
10. Kumbaya.Copy !req
11. If this picture
is anything like the bookCopy !req
12. I get bumped off.Copy !req
13. My, this is terrible.Copy !req
14. I can't die at 11:30.Copy !req
15. At the sound of the gunCopy !req
16. it will be exactly
twelve o'clock.Copy !req
17. Who dunnit?Copy !req
18. Everybody stay where you are.Copy !req
19. Don't nobody move.Copy !req
20. That goes for you too, bud.Copy !req
21. Now, um,
let's not get nosey, bub.Copy !req
22. Okay, which one of you mugs
bumped off the old boy?Copy !req
23. Who done it?Copy !req
24. Oh, now, wouldn't
you like to know?Copy !req
25. One of you bums
is guilty of shooting this guy.Copy !req
26. I'm gonna turn out the lights.Copy !req
27. And when I turn them onCopy !req
28. I want to see the gunCopy !req
29. here on this table.Copy !req
30. Alright, cut out
the funny stuff.Copy !req
31. We'll try it again.Copy !req
32. Okay, the three of you
come on out there.Copy !req
33. One, two, three,Copy !req
34. four, five, six,
seven, eight, ha ha,Copy !req
35. nine, ten, eleven,
twelve, thirteenCopy !req
36. fourteen, fifteen,
sixteen, seventeenCopy !req
37. eighteen, nineteen, twenty.Copy !req
38. Oh, yes, quite a bunch
of us, isn't it?Copy !req
39. Who's there?Copy !req
40. A skeleton.Copy !req
41. Red skeleton, ha.Copy !req
42. Aah!Copy !req
43. Phew.Copy !req
44. Oops, I'm sorry.Copy !req
45. Listen, Doc.
Can't you read?Copy !req
46. Stick 'em up.Copy !req
47. Reach for the ceiling.Copy !req
48. Peek-a-boo.Copy !req
49. Now we'll see who done it.Copy !req
50. I do-ed it.Copy !req