1. You keep asking me
what I am.Copy !req
2. Don't you know
I'm Presbyterian?Copy !req
3. Presbyterian?Copy !req
4. That's the worst thing
a jazz singer can be.Copy !req
5. Presbyterians are called
God's frozen people.Copy !req
6. Wouldn't swing
if you hung them.Copy !req
7. Just a closer
walk with TheeCopy !req
8. De de de
boom boomCopy !req
9. Grant it, Jesus
if you pleaseCopy !req
10. Boom de boom
boom boomCopy !req
11. Daily walkin'
close with TheeCopy !req
12. Let it be, dear LordCopy !req
13. Let it beCopy !req
14. I am weak
but Thou art strongCopy !req
15. Jesus, keep us
from all wrongCopy !req
16. I'll be satisfied
as longCopy !req
17. As I walkCopy !req
18. Let me walk
close to TheeCopy !req
19. Just a closer
walk with TheeCopy !req
20. Say, grant it
Jesus, if you pleaseCopy !req
21. Daily walkin'
close with TheeCopy !req
22. Let it be
dear LordCopy !req
23. Let it beCopy !req
24. Say, I am weak
but Thou art strongCopy !req
25. Jesus, keep us
from all wrongCopy !req
26. I'll be satisfied
as longCopy !req
27. As I walk, dear Lord
close to TheeCopy !req
28. Boo boo doo
boo doo dooCopy !req
29. A closer walk
with TheeCopy !req
30. Buh do doobieCopy !req
31. Grant it, Jesus,
if you pleaseCopy !req
32. DoobieCopy !req
33. Buh doobie doCopy !req
34. Daily walkin'
close with TheeCopy !req
35. Let it beCopy !req
36. Dear LordCopy !req
37. Doobie doobie
doobie doobieCopy !req
38. Let it beCopy !req
39. Ba doo la
do da daCopy !req
40. Boo doo doo
doo dee aaahCopy !req
41. Ha ha!Copy !req
42. Whoo!Copy !req
43. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
44. Hey, guys, is this
the Venice Beach courts?Copy !req
45. You haven't put anything
in the offering plate.Copy !req
46. Oh! Sorry, man.Copy !req
47. 50 be all right?Copy !req
48. I'm just kidding.Copy !req
49. Here you go.Copy !req
50. I told you
he's generous.Copy !req
51. Is this where
Eddie "The King" FarooCopy !req
52. and Duck Johnson played?Copy !req
53. King and Duck
were the best.Copy !req
54. That's 'cause
you never saw me.Copy !req
55. Keep singing, guys.Copy !req
56. My old man
was a preacher.Copy !req
57. I love this shit.Copy !req
58. He put a dollar in.Copy !req
59. We give him
a dollar's worth.Copy !req
60. Oooh, ooh, oohCopy !req
61. Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oohCopy !req
62. Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, oohCopy !req
63. Ooh, oohCopy !req
64. Ooh, ooh, oohCopy !req
65. All right!Copy !req
66. Don't worry
about it.Copy !req
67. Pass it to
the little man.Copy !req
68. Let the little man
get the ball.Copy !req
69. Take it
to the hole, man!Copy !req
70. Let's go!Copy !req
71. Get... get... get up!Copy !req
72. Look at that.
It's all right.Copy !req
73. Walter, throw that
big fat butt at me.Copy !req
74. I'm getting tired
of making you look bad.Copy !req
75. It's hard work.Copy !req
76. I'm fittin'
to dog you, punk.Copy !req
77. I'm fitting
to dog you.Copy !req
78. Let me shut him up.
Give me the ball!Copy !req
79. If you shoot it,Copy !req
80. I'll knock it out
the fucking sky.Copy !req
81. Can't take it
to the holeCopy !req
82. because you ain't
good enough.Copy !req
83. You think so?Copy !req
84. Get some of this.Copy !req
85. Ball!Copy !req
86. You can't
even dribble!Copy !req
87. Bring it! Bring it!Copy !req
88. Get that shit
out of here!Copy !req
89. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
90. Oh! Unh!Copy !req
91. That shit went out
like a Scud missile!Copy !req
92. Oh, it hurts!
It hurts so bad!Copy !req
93. Hey, babies, I don't
mean to brag,Copy !req
94. but I'm
the greatest!Copy !req
95. I am the greatest!Copy !req
96. You all right, man?Copy !req
97. Yeah.Copy !req
98. Well,
get your butt up.Copy !req
99. Take your Colt-45
drinkin' ass off someplace.Copy !req
100. Aahh!Copy !req
101. Yes, Walter!
Yes! Yes! Yes!Copy !req
102. Hard goddamn work,
making you look so bad.Copy !req
103. Man, you fouled me!Copy !req
104. Foul?Copy !req
105. Just take the ball out
and shut up.Copy !req
106. What's the count?Copy !req
107. 9-8, us.Copy !req
108. Get the fuck
out of here!Copy !req
109. Junior,
if you could count,Copy !req
110. you'd be
a fucking astronaut.Copy !req
111. George, your mother's
an astronaut.Copy !req
112. He talked about
your mama, man.Copy !req
113. He playing you
for a punk.Copy !req
114. I wouldn't
take it, man.Copy !req
115. My mother
ain't no astronaut.Copy !req
116. Say it! Say it!Copy !req
117. Your mother
ain't no astronaut,Copy !req
118. your father
ain't no astronaut.Copy !req
119. Well, my mama
ain't no astronaut.Copy !req
120. Jump his ass, man.Copy !req
121. Me saying that
your mother's an astronautCopy !req
122. is just another
way of sayingCopy !req
123. that you're
all fucked-up.Copy !req
124. Well, let's just
get off mamas,Copy !req
125. 'cause I just
got off yours.Copy !req
126. Ow!Copy !req
127. Keep my mama out
of this, brother.Copy !req
128. She's out.Copy !req
129. Cool.Copy !req
130. She's out.Copy !req
131. Cool!Copy !req
132. She's out.Copy !req
133. What time you want me
to bring the bitch back?Copy !req
134. Yo! What's the score?Copy !req
135. 9-8, us.Copy !req
136. We can't lose to you!Copy !req
137. If we lose to you,
I'm gonna kill myself.Copy !req
138. Fuck you,
skinny boy!Copy !req
139. Fuck this,
you potato-sandwich-eatin' motherfucker!Copy !req
140. Fuck this!Copy !req
141. Shut up!Copy !req
142. You're giving me
Excedrin number fuckin' trillion headache!Copy !req
143. Hey, man,
what's the score?Copy !req
144. Chump!
I'm talking to you.Copy !req
145. What, you deaf?Copy !req
146. I'm talking to
the fucking air.Copy !req
147. My name ain't chump.
It's Billy Hoyle.Copy !req
148. Billy Hoyle?Copy !req
149. Billy Hoyle.Copy !req
150. OK, Billy,Copy !req
151. can you count
to 10, Billy?Copy !req
152. Yeah.Copy !req
153. Good.Copy !req
154. What's the
score, Billy?Copy !req
155. I don't know.Copy !req
156. Then you're a chump.Copy !req
157. I may be a chump,
but it's not my name.Copy !req
158. He put your ass in!Copy !req
159. Fuck you.Copy !req
160. Let's go!Copy !req
161. 8-8, your ball.Copy !req
162. 9-8, your ball.Copy !req
163. I don't want
no excuses.Copy !req
164. I called it even.Copy !req
165. You better
call a doctor!Copy !req
166. It's your ball!Copy !req
167. Sidney!Copy !req
168. Your woman
calling you, man.Copy !req
169. Sidney!Copy !req
170. Your woman
calling you, man.Copy !req
171. At least
I got one.Copy !req
172. I seen your mother
kicking a can down the street.Copy !req
173. I said, "What you doin'?"
She said, "Movin'."Copy !req
174. Your mama's so old,Copy !req
175. she drove chariots
to school.Copy !req
176. Your mama's so fat,Copy !req
177. she broke her leg
and gravy poured out.Copy !req
178. Hey, baby.Copy !req
179. Hi, honey.Copy !req
180. The check for the groceries
didn't clear,Copy !req
181. and I didn't
have any cash.Copy !req
182. Sorry.
20 will do?Copy !req
183. Mm-hmm, but 30
would be better.Copy !req
184. You hustling me?Copy !req
185. You're the only one
that gets away with that.Copy !req
186. I got things
working over here.Copy !req
187. Yo, man,
I got to go.Copy !req
188. Daddy's got to go
back to work, man.Copy !req
189. Bye.Copy !req
190. I told your mama
to act her age,Copy !req
191. and the bitch
dropped dead.Copy !req
192. Your mother got a leather wig
with gray sideburns.Copy !req
193. Save your breath, man.Copy !req
194. You need all the energy
you can get.Copy !req
195. Let's go.Copy !req
196. I can't run, man.Copy !req
197. What?Copy !req
198. My bunions hurt.Copy !req
199. Get somebody
to step in for me.Copy !req
200. That's all right.
You're still my hero.Copy !req
201. That's it, baby.Copy !req
202. Can anybody stand in
for Mr. Handicap here,Copy !req
203. for Mr. Motherfucking
March of Dimes?Copy !req
204. Hey, look.
Take Billy Ho here.Copy !req
205. No, man.
I don't want him.Copy !req
206. He might be good.Copy !req
207. I don't want
to go with it. No.Copy !req
208. Why not?Copy !req
209. 'Cause I'm white.Copy !req
210. No difference.Copy !req
211. You could bring
Bernard King in.Copy !req
212. We hittin' two,
and we out.Copy !req
213. Swish! Swish!
Let's go, Billy Ho!Copy !req
214. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
215. Let's go!Copy !req
216. Ain't no need
for none of thatCopy !req
217. Jane Fonda
geriatric bullshit.Copy !req
218. Just act like you
can play.Copy !req
219. Two quick ones,Copy !req
220. bam, bam...
it's over.Copy !req
221. See ya!
Wouldn't want to be ya!Copy !req
222. You got
a new teammate.Copy !req
223. Kiss your game
goodbye!Copy !req
224. Maybe I should do
that shit, too.Copy !req
225. You loose?Copy !req
226. Come on
out here, baby.Copy !req
227. I got it!Copy !req
228. Get out of here!Copy !req
229. Billy, I'm gonna
tell you what...Copy !req
230. Where you at, Billy?Copy !req
231. I'm gonna tell you
which way I'm going.Copy !req
232. Aahh!Copy !req
233. Where are you
going with that?Copy !req
234. I got you.
I'm right here.Copy !req
235. This is my court!Copy !req
236. Oh!Copy !req
237. Yo! Look out!
Look out!Copy !req
238. - Whoo!
- Yay, Billy!Copy !req
239. Yes, baby!Copy !req
240. Luck.Copy !req
241. Pure luck.Copy !req
242. I believe the score
is 9-8, ours.Copy !req
243. Take it out.Copy !req
244. Ball in.Copy !req
245. OK, chump.Copy !req
246. The sun even shines
on a dog's ass some days.Copy !req
247. Anybody can win the lottery.
Know what I'm saying?Copy !req
248. Give it up.
Give it up.Copy !req
249. You want it back now?Copy !req
250. Whoa!Copy !req
251. Yeah, get out
of the way, sucker!Copy !req
252. Right on, man!Copy !req
253. It's over now, baby.Copy !req
254. Fuck you.
Your mother's an astronaut.Copy !req
255. My mother's too drunk
to be an astronaut.Copy !req
256. You remind me of one of them dudes
from The Brady Bunch.Copy !req
257. He looks like
the girl... Cindy.Copy !req
258. Yeah!
That's the one!Copy !req
259. The youngest one
in curls.Copy !req
260. Why you
laughing, man?Copy !req
261. Callin' me Brady Bunch
and shit!Copy !req
262. This motherfucker's
too stupidCopy !req
263. to even realize
he's being insulted.Copy !req
264. Sidney, get off the court.
You lost, brother.Copy !req
265. You might pull a couple of
passes out your ass,Copy !req
266. but that don't mean
you know how to play this game.Copy !req
267. Oh, hey,
you're right, Sidney.Copy !req
268. I mean, you ain't
seen me shoot.Copy !req
269. What's it worth
to you to find out?Copy !req
270. What do we got?Copy !req
271. 50, 55,Copy !req
272. $62.Copy !req
273. I do detect
the smell of cash.Copy !req
274. I'm gonna find out
how good you are, chump.Copy !req
275. Chump?Copy !req
276. I just have to
figure out howCopy !req
277. I'm going to pull the ball
out your assCopy !req
278. when I take
your money.Copy !req
279. That is his money.
That's his money.Copy !req
280. 20, 40, 41...Copy !req
281. You're short.Copy !req
282. Big Junior.Copy !req
283. Come here, man.
Loan me a 20.Copy !req
284. Do I look like
Bank of America?Copy !req
285. You think I'm
gonna lose this moneyCopy !req
286. to this white boy here?Copy !req
287. You better not
lose my money.Copy !req
288. Give me my
motherfucking $20.Copy !req
289. We're gonna
eat at Sizzler?Copy !req
290. Damn right!
Surf and turf.Copy !req
291. And that is his money.Copy !req
292. Let's go, baby. Best out of five...
top of the key.Copy !req
293. Since you're the foreigner,Copy !req
294. you can go first.Copy !req
295. Oh, no, thank you.
You go ahead, man.Copy !req
296. No, no.
See, this is my house.Copy !req
297. This is
Sidney Deane's house.Copy !req
298. I extend
my hospitality to you.Copy !req
299. That is very gracious,
Sidney Deane,Copy !req
300. but I won't take advantage of you
in your house.Copy !req
301. OK, but you might not
get another shot.Copy !req
302. All right,
if you insist.Copy !req
303. That's
what I thought.Copy !req
304. This is outdoor ball.Copy !req
305. It's different than
your country club shit.Copy !req
306. When you shoot,
you adjust for the wind.Copy !req
307. Out at the beach,Copy !req
308. the wind can push the ball
6 to 8 inches.Copy !req
309. You wouldn't know
about that.Copy !req
310. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
311. What,
you want me to move?Copy !req
312. I'm sorry.Copy !req
313. It's your shot.
Go ahead.Copy !req
314. I got to tell you,
this isn't my spot.Copy !req
315. I'll be lucky to hit
2 out of 5.Copy !req
316. I'm going
to shoot it anyway.Copy !req
317. Use 'em
and abuse 'em.Copy !req
318. - Whoo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
319. Oh, man!
Right off the bat.Copy !req
320. I am feeling lucky.Copy !req
321. Yes, indeed,
he wants to get paid.Copy !req
322. Show him how to
put it in there.Copy !req
323. - Whoo!
- Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
324. Ooh, it's pretty,
it's so pretty.Copy !req
325. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
326. We goin' Sizzler
we goin' Sizzler...Copy !req
327. Ah!Copy !req
328. We goin' SizzlerCopy !req
329. I never hit
two in a row.Copy !req
330. Ooh!Copy !req
331. I'm very lucky.Copy !req
332. Yep,
feelin' very lucky.Copy !req
333. Ugly shot, ugly shot...Copy !req
334. Look like
a goddamn brick.Copy !req
335. No aesthetic beauty
whatsoever.Copy !req
336. Now, mine,
on the contrary...Copy !req
337. - Whoo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
338. Bbb bbb bbb!Copy !req
339. It hurts being this good!Copy !req
340. "A thing of beauty
is a joy forever..."Copy !req
341. My man John Keats
said that.Copy !req
342. I never hit
three in a row.Copy !req
343. I'll
tell you that.Copy !req
344. I can look at you.Copy !req
345. - Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
346. Oh!Copy !req
347. Color me lucky.Copy !req
348. Sometimes you wake up,
the birds are singing, and...Copy !req
349. That's a decent shot.
Excellent.Copy !req
350. You are the greatest,
Sidney.Copy !req
351. Thank you.Copy !req
352. But I'm feeling lucky.Copy !req
353. Oh!Copy !req
354. Four in a row...Copy !req
355. This is like
the luck of the Irish,Copy !req
356. only I'm not Irish.Copy !req
357. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
358. Come on, now.Copy !req
359. I got this
under control.Copy !req
360. Hey,
you know something?Copy !req
361. Michael Jordan
came here one time.Copy !req
362. Took him
to the hole, baby.Copy !req
363. Air Michael Jordan!Copy !req
364. I saw
the whole thing.Copy !req
365. Michael said,
"You should play summer pro league."Copy !req
366. I said, "No..."Copy !req
367. Hell, no!Copy !req
368. "Shit might
mess up my game."Copy !req
369. We can't have it,
Billy Ho.Copy !req
370. Shoot it.
We'll go to Sizzler.Copy !req
371. - Whoo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
372. I'll just
leave it up there.Copy !req
373. Give me some,
give me some.Copy !req
374. Oh! Oh, shit.Copy !req
375. Ho ho ho ho ho!Copy !req
376. It's hard goddamn work
being this good.Copy !req
377. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
378. Rabbit ears, am I starting
to get to you?Copy !req
379. You're just making
my eardrums hurt.Copy !req
380. The thing is,
you guys look at me,Copy !req
381. you see
the backwards hat,Copy !req
382. and you say,
"This guy's a chump."Copy !req
383. A fucking geek.Copy !req
384. What you don't realize is
that it ain't easy.Copy !req
385. It is
"hard goddamn work"Copy !req
386. making something
this prettyCopy !req
387. look like a chump.Copy !req
388. I must be doing it
for a reason.Copy !req
389. You got me convinced.Copy !req
390. I miss this shot,Copy !req
391. I walk away,
still a chump.Copy !req
392. Go ahead and walk away,
you...Copy !req
393. You miss,
and you've been beat...Copy !req
394. well, not once
but twice,Copy !req
395. by a slow, white,
geeky chump.Copy !req
396. Ha ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
397. Ain't no thing.
Ain't no thing.Copy !req
398. No thing but a chicken wing
on a string.Copy !req
399. From Burger King.Copy !req
400. I noticed that wind
was kicking up a bit.Copy !req
401. You might want to
adjust about...Copy !req
402. 6, 8 inches
to the left.Copy !req
403. This is the big one.Copy !req
404. Don't worry, Sidney,
I've hustledCopy !req
405. a hell of a lot better
players than you before.Copy !req
406. Don't put up
no brick.Copy !req
407. Stop yapping,
and let brother shoot.Copy !req
408. Yeah, I got it.Copy !req
409. It's in the wrist.Copy !req
410. Ha ha.Copy !req
411. Oh, sweet.Copy !req
412. Shit!Copy !req
413. Brick.Copy !req
414. Hey, man,
give me my money!Copy !req
415. It's a money thing,
brother.Copy !req
416. There's a man
with integrity.Copy !req
417. Don't push your luck.Copy !req
418. Nothing to do with luck.Copy !req
419. You said we was going
to Sizzler!Copy !req
420. Shut your anorexic,
tapeworm-having,Copy !req
421. overdosed Dick Gregory
Bahamian-diet-drinking ass up!Copy !req
422. Leave me alone.Copy !req
423. Oww! I feel goodCopy !req
424. I knew that I would, nowCopy !req
425. Oww, I feel goodCopy !req
426. I knew that I would, nowCopy !req
427. So good, so goodCopy !req
428. I got youCopy !req
429. Oww! I feel niceCopy !req
430. Like sugar and spiceCopy !req
431. I feel niceCopy !req
432. Like sugar and spiceCopy !req
433. So nice, so niceCopy !req
434. 'Cause I got youCopy !req
435. Honey...Copy !req
436. I'm home.Copy !req
437. How much money
did you make today?Copy !req
438. I missed you, too.Copy !req
439. Oh, I'm sorry,
honey.Copy !req
440. $62, minus $5. 16
for hummus, tabouli,Copy !req
441. garden burger,
all that stuff you love...Copy !req
442. pita bread.Copy !req
443. I told you, I don't eat that
health food shit.Copy !req
444. You'll eat it
and love it.Copy !req
445. OK, since you
got me money.Copy !req
446. Let's see,
that makes...Copy !req
447. 58.84, which gives us
$806 towards the 8,000.Copy !req
448. We still owe the Stucci brothers
$7, 194.Copy !req
449. We don't
give them a dime.Copy !req
450. They're holding you up.Copy !req
451. How often do we have
to go through this?Copy !req
452. There are certain thingsCopy !req
453. that just are
the way they are.Copy !req
454. Nothing will get rid
of the Stucci brothers except $7,000.Copy !req
455. What's the deal
with this?Copy !req
456. Come on, lookit.Copy !req
457. I've been studying
disasters all day,Copy !req
458. and assassinations.Copy !req
459. Come on, come on,
try me.Copy !req
460. All right.Copy !req
461. Ahh. Leon Czolgosz...Copy !req
462. Who killed
President McKinley?Copy !req
463. You're unbelievable.Copy !req
464. I know it. I know it.Copy !req
465. Jeopardy!
Will call today.Copy !req
466. Don't count on it,
and you won't be disappointed.Copy !req
467. The last words
of Lee Harvey Oswald...Copy !req
468. "It wasn't me,
it was the C. I... uuh!"Copy !req
469. Get it? The...Copy !req
470. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
471. I got it, I got it.Copy !req
472. Honey, honey.Copy !req
473. How much
do you love me?Copy !req
474. I love you infinity.Copy !req
475. That's not enough.Copy !req
476. Infinity's the biggest
number there is.Copy !req
477. It's not.Copy !req
478. What's bigger?Copy !req
479. Infinity plus two.Copy !req
480. I love you
infinity plus two.Copy !req
481. Billy,
you're so stupid!Copy !req
482. You should have said
infinity plus infinity.Copy !req
483. I love youCopy !req
484. Infinity plus infinity.Copy !req
485. There's a bigger number
than that.Copy !req
486. I give up.Copy !req
487. You haven't
kissed me yet.Copy !req
488. No! Take a shower.
You stink.Copy !req
489. Go ahead! You stink!Copy !req
490. All right.Copy !req
491. Wait right there.
Don't move.Copy !req
492. Hold that thought.Copy !req
493. I'll come back and put my mouth
where this money is.Copy !req
494. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
495. Billy!Copy !req
496. Somebody's at the door.Copy !req
497. Billy!Copy !req
498. Billy,
somebody's at the door.Copy !req
499. Someone's at the door!
Come on!Copy !req
500. Stay calm. Stay calm.Copy !req
501. Hurry up! Hurry up!Copy !req
502. Honey, I love you, but I ain't
gettin' shot over your debt.Copy !req
503. Our debt.Copy !req
504. Whoever's fucking debt,
I ain't gettin' shot!Copy !req
505. Count to 30,
and jump out the window.Copy !req
506. Meet me on Pico.Copy !req
507. Honey, I love you.Copy !req
508. I love you, too.Copy !req
509. Who is it?Copy !req
510. It's the manager.Copy !req
511. What do you want?Copy !req
512. I got a message.Copy !req
513. Brady Bunch!Copy !req
514. 1,010... 1,011...Copy !req
515. 1,012... 1,013...Copy !req
516. Did somebody
invite you in?Copy !req
517. Yo, I just want to talk.Copy !req
518. 1,029... 30.Copy !req
519. How'd you find me?Copy !req
520. No one has ever worked me
like you did.Copy !req
521. I beat your ass
fair and square.Copy !req
522. Don't cry about it.Copy !req
523. I'm not here
to cry about it.Copy !req
524. I'm here on business.Copy !req
525. 30 seconds.
I almost took off.Copy !req
526. Sorry.Copy !req
527. Who's this?Copy !req
528. Sidney Deane.Copy !req
529. So?Copy !req
530. Your boyfriend
took some money...Copy !req
531. I happened
to notice this bottle...Copy !req
532. Take that,
I'll shoot your ass.Copy !req
533. What's up?
Baby, you need to chill.Copy !req
534. Excuse me?Copy !req
535. Holy cow.Copy !req
536. You comfortable?Copy !req
537. A futon is actually
better for your back.Copy !req
538. So, Billy,
where'd you play?Copy !req
539. Some college
in Louisiana.Copy !req
540. Things didn't
work out.Copy !req
541. You been hustling
ever since, huh?Copy !req
542. Nobody knows me here.
I'll work the courts.Copy !req
543. I have a business proposal.Copy !req
544. It could mean more cashCopy !req
545. than this chump change.Copy !req
546. What is it?Copy !req
547. There's a two-on-two
tournament next week,Copy !req
548. sponsored
by businesses.Copy !req
549. You want me
to run with you?Copy !req
550. Yep. In the meantime,
we could make some change,Copy !req
551. if you don't mind hustling.Copy !req
552. What kind of hustle?Copy !req
553. Heh heh.Copy !req
554. Ball up.Copy !req
555. You ain't got shit.Copy !req
556. You ain't funny.
I'll kill you.Copy !req
557. You got me by what,Copy !req
558. 7,000 pounds, man?Copy !req
559. Watch the pick.Copy !req
560. Look up, look up!Copy !req
561. Goddamn!Copy !req
562. Way to go!Copy !req
563. Mmm, mmm, mmm.Copy !req
564. I tell you,Copy !req
565. it's hard work
making you look bad.Copy !req
566. Who the fuck told you to talk,
motherfucker?Copy !req
567. You score on me,
talk.Copy !req
568. Shut me down,
you can talk.Copy !req
569. Eat shit, shut up.Copy !req
570. You took me. Why?Copy !req
571. I let you take me
to the hole.Copy !req
572. I take you anywhere,
have you for breakfast.Copy !req
573. Put up some jack.Copy !req
574. Who rattled your cage,
dickhead?Copy !req
575. You talkin' a whole lot
of yang.Copy !req
576. I'll pick
any player here,Copy !req
577. even the worst
player here,Copy !req
578. for $500.Copy !req
579. Excuse me?Copy !req
580. Scu... scu... scuse me?Copy !req
581. I'll let you
pick my teammate.Copy !req
582. Motherfucker
ain't serious, man.Copy !req
583. I don't believe
this shit, man.Copy !req
584. Anybody.
Anybody you want.Copy !req
585. $500, baby, and you can pick
anybody out here.Copy !req
586. Anybody. Anybody.Copy !req
587. I don't believe this.Copy !req
588. Yo, Raymond,
look at the chump, man.Copy !req
589. Give him the chump.Copy !req
590. No, no, no.Copy !req
591. Hell, no. No, no.Copy !req
592. You give me
a brother.Copy !req
593. You got him,Copy !req
594. the goofy-looking guy.Copy !req
595. Me?Copy !req
596. Yeah, you.Copy !req
597. I'm fucked.Copy !req
598. Hey, chump,Copy !req
599. you want to run?Copy !req
600. You mean
play basketball?Copy !req
601. No. We mean ice hockey.Copy !req
602. Get your tired butt
up here, Gretzky.Copy !req
603. Where's your money?Copy !req
604. I'll get it.Copy !req
605. I got my $500.
Where's yours?Copy !req
606. I said I'll get it.Copy !req
607. I'm going to the glove
compartment.Copy !req
608. Go, and bring your Sasquatch butt
on back here.Copy !req
609. I got a hot hand.Copy !req
610. I got your back,
Raymond.Copy !req
611. What's this?Copy !req
612. What the hell
is this world coming to?Copy !req
613. Look at this. I ain't got nothing
to worry about,Copy !req
614. except Cathy Rigby
over here.Copy !req
615. Yo, man,
where is his car, man?Copy !req
616. Is he ever going to
come on back?Copy !req
617. Hey, give me your money!Copy !req
618. Raymond, that you?Copy !req
619. No. This ain't Raymond.Copy !req
620. Take off that mask
and put down that gun.Copy !req
621. Shit.Copy !req
622. What you trying to do?Copy !req
623. I got me some chumps
on the line.Copy !req
624. Loan me some money.Copy !req
625. Get the fuck out.Copy !req
626. All right.Copy !req
627. Look, man,
you need a gun.Copy !req
628. There are some crazy
motherfuckersCopy !req
629. walking around
this neighborhood,Copy !req
630. a lot crazier
than me.Copy !req
631. Give me $300 for it.Copy !req
632. 200.Copy !req
633. Come on, man. 275.Copy !req
634. 250.Copy !req
635. All right.Copy !req
636. Now you robbing me.Copy !req
637. Jump for it...Copy !req
638. You got busted
right there, man.Copy !req
639. You think you can win
with him?Copy !req
640. Here we go.
Here we go.Copy !req
641. I got $250, man.
Come on.Copy !req
642. I said 500,
no-count motherfucker.Copy !req
643. 250, take it
or leave it.Copy !req
644. He just got out of jail.Copy !req
645. He ain't goin'
nowhere with the money.Copy !req
646. Let's do this.Copy !req
647. I'll dog you.Copy !req
648. I can make you
look bad.Copy !req
649. Your mouth
got you in trouble.Copy !req
650. If I was you, I'd stab myself
in the heart.Copy !req
651. Come on.
Yeah, get up.Copy !req
652. Move right.Copy !req
653. Come on, come on.Copy !req
654. That man
is a chump...Copy !req
655. Sucker.Copy !req
656. - Yeah!
- Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
657. Oh, lovely, lovely.Copy !req
658. What did you say
your name is?Copy !req
659. Billy Ho.Copy !req
660. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
661. Do it.Copy !req
662. Let's go.Copy !req
663. You're slow
on your feet, man.Copy !req
664. Weight slows me down.Copy !req
665. Come on.Copy !req
666. Uh-huh, uh-huh.Copy !req
667. Tim Hardaway,
my ass.Copy !req
668. Get over there!Copy !req
669. Shoot! Shoot!Copy !req
670. Stay on him!Copy !req
671. Man, he traveled!Copy !req
672. Shit!Copy !req
673. Point game.Copy !req
674. That means one more point,
we win this.Copy !req
675. I understand.Copy !req
676. You going to teach class
or play?Copy !req
677. I'm taking you right
to the clinic.Copy !req
678. Class is in session
again.Copy !req
679. Check.Copy !req
680. Check this.Copy !req
681. Too stupid
to catch it.Copy !req
682. Yeah?Copy !req
683. Look out,
look out!Copy !req
684. I'll make you
eat that.Copy !req
685. Here we go,
baby.Copy !req
686. You better stay off,
baby.Copy !req
687. Where you at?Copy !req
688. Where you at,
sucker?Copy !req
689. Shit!Copy !req
690. Aha!Copy !req
691. Give me my money!Copy !req
692. What you doin'?Copy !req
693. Hard goddamn work!Copy !req
694. Aw, come here,
baby.Copy !req
695. You played
a good game.Copy !req
696. These motherfuckers
set us up.Copy !req
697. Hey, man!Copy !req
698. Hard goddamn work!Copy !req
699. Raymond! Raymond!Copy !req
700. Motherfucker!Copy !req
701. Raymond!Copy !req
702. You ain't gonna
cut me.Copy !req
703. You set me up!Copy !req
704. Look, look, look!
Raymond!Copy !req
705. I seen you hustle!Copy !req
706. I never used no goofy white
motherfucker.Copy !req
707. Who you calling
goofy white motherfucker?Copy !req
708. You!Copy !req
709. That's cool.
That's cool.Copy !req
710. Wait a minute!
This is ridiculous, man!Copy !req
711. Look, Raymond,
we are brothers, man.Copy !req
712. I've never seen this
white boy before in my life.Copy !req
713. Sidney, you're negotiating
with a guy with a blade?Copy !req
714. You got a wife and kid!Copy !req
715. You know my name?Copy !req
716. He's talking about
your family.Copy !req
717. What?Copy !req
718. Wait a minute!Copy !req
719. You talking about
my wife and kidCopy !req
720. and don't know me?Copy !req
721. Raymond, cut this
motherfucker.Copy !req
722. Yo, say what?Copy !req
723. Cut that motherfucker
right there.Copy !req
724. No, no. Fuck this.Copy !req
725. Both you motherfuckers
are crazy.Copy !req
726. I'm going to my car...Copy !req
727. get my other gun,Copy !req
728. shoot everybody's ass.Copy !req
729. I'm outta here.Copy !req
730. Raymond! Raymond!Copy !req
731. Raymond!Copy !req
732. Aw, shit, man!Copy !req
733. Y'all better
haul ass!Copy !req
734. Raymond!Copy !req
735. Shit. Come on!Copy !req
736. Come on!
Come on!Copy !req
737. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
738. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
739. Whoo hoo! Hoo!Copy !req
740. Ooh! Took Raymond
to the hole, baby!Copy !req
741. Boo yaa!Copy !req
742. Whoo!Copy !req
743. You know, nobody's done that
around here since...Copy !req
744. the King
and Duck Johnson.Copy !req
745. King and Duck!Copy !req
746. King and the Duck!Copy !req
747. Hey...Copy !req
748. what is this?Copy !req
749. Jimi Hendrix.Copy !req
750. I know.
Why are you playing Jimi?Copy !req
751. Because I like
to listen to him.Copy !req
752. That's the problem.
Y'all listen.Copy !req
753. What am I supposed to do,
eat it?Copy !req
754. No. You're supposed
to hear it.Copy !req
755. I said I like to
listen to him.Copy !req
756. There's a difference between
hearing and listening.Copy !req
757. White people can't
hear Jimi. You listen.Copy !req
758. What are you talking about?
His drummer was white.Copy !req
759. Ah ho ho ho!Copy !req
760. Get out! Jimi Hendrix'
drummer was not white.Copy !req
761. Yes, he did.
Check it out.Copy !req
762. See?Copy !req
763. This is a picture!Copy !req
764. Whole band is white
except for Jimi!Copy !req
765. This is a picture!Copy !req
766. Airbrushed! Jimi didn't have
a white rhythm section.Copy !req
767. You cannot hear Jimi!Copy !req
768. All right. Fine.Copy !req
769. All right.
Thank you.Copy !req
770. Check this out.Copy !req
771. He said I'll love youCopy !req
772. Till I die...Copy !req
773. Who is this?Copy !req
774. The greatest troubadour
of all timeCopy !req
775. is who it is.Copy !req
776. Troubadour?
Sounds like a dog.Copy !req
777. That's a Labrador, man.Copy !req
778. Don't insult
this music.Copy !req
779. Take this out.Copy !req
780. You're listening,
not hearing it.Copy !req
781. I don't want to listen
or hear this.Copy !req
782. This is pollution
to my ears.Copy !req
783. Explain to this Gladys Knight
and the Pimps...Copy !req
784. It's Gladys Knight
and the Pips!Copy !req
785. Put Jimi back in.
I don't like this.Copy !req
786. You're supposed to
defend me.Copy !req
787. Who you yelling at?Copy !req
788. Get rid of that gum!Copy !req
789. I'm tired of
hearing it pop!Copy !req
790. He still loved her
through it allCopy !req
791. Tell this bubblehead
to go right here.Copy !req
792. Guy could get shotCopy !req
793. playing this shit
south of the Coliseum.Copy !req
794. Let me off
at the Trump Towers.Copy !req
795. Penthouse is
in the back.Copy !req
796. Kept some letters
by his bed...Copy !req
797. Vista View.Copy !req
798. The flyest view
in the jungle.Copy !req
799. Home sweet home.Copy !req
800. You know it, baby.Copy !req
801. That was
a good run today.Copy !req
802. Good run.Copy !req
803. Some of that money
you made,Copy !req
804. you could take this car
to the car wash.Copy !req
805. This is one
classic automobile.Copy !req
806. You got
a fine woman.Copy !req
807. Keep your hands off her.Copy !req
808. I said she was fine.Copy !req
809. I didn't say I was
going to touch her.Copy !req
810. Touch her,
I'll kick your ass.Copy !req
811. You hear me?Copy !req
812. Ho ho.
Ho ho ho!Copy !req
813. Looky, looky, looky.Copy !req
814. It's all starting
to come clear, isn't it?Copy !req
815. Good.Copy !req
816. You're a cool customer
on the court,Copy !req
817. real chill
out on the street,Copy !req
818. can't be rattled
in your game.Copy !req
819. You don't even fall
for that nigger shit.Copy !req
820. But when it comes to
your woman,Copy !req
821. that's a different
matter altogether.Copy !req
822. Look at you.Copy !req
823. I ain't talked trash or pushed up
on the sister,Copy !req
824. and you already
thinking about it.Copy !req
825. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
826. But this is good.Copy !req
827. This is really
good shit to know.Copy !req
828. I know
your weakness.Copy !req
829. You like all the white boys
I ever met.Copy !req
830. You're like every brother
I ever saw.Copy !req
831. You'd rather look good
and lose than look bad and win.Copy !req
832. You don't know shit
about me.Copy !req
833. I know plenty
about you, Sidney.Copy !req
834. How many dinners this chain
set your family back?Copy !req
835. Just go home,
get some rest.Copy !req
836. OK, Brady Bunch?Copy !req
837. I ain't tired.Copy !req
838. Bye, Gloria.Copy !req
839. Oh, goodbye.Copy !req
840. It was nice
seeing you again.Copy !req
841. Oh, same here.Copy !req
842. I like these rings.
They kind of fly.Copy !req
843. Thank you!Copy !req
844. Take care.Copy !req
845. Yo, Billy, tomorrow we goin'
to 103rd street.Copy !req
846. We goin' to hustle out there.
That's Watts.Copy !req
847. Tough games out there.
Big bucks.Copy !req
848. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
849. Don't take it
personally, baby.Copy !req
850. We teammates.Copy !req
851. Ebony and ivory.Copy !req
852. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
853. Hey, I got
your partner.Copy !req
854. Oh, right. Fuck me.Copy !req
855. Better get your ass across La Brea
before sundown.Copy !req
856. No problem.Copy !req
857. The guy's full of shit.Copy !req
858. Here.Copy !req
859. Well, I say loveCopy !req
860. Whoa, loveCopy !req
861. Would somebody
explain to meCopy !req
862. why this Negro is singing
cowboy music?Copy !req
863. You know this is
my favorite song.Copy !req
864. It makes me think about
making love to you.Copy !req
865. It makes me want to
lock you in a roomCopy !req
866. and make love to you
over and overCopy !req
867. and over and over.Copy !req
868. I didn't say
I didn't like it.Copy !req
869. Yeah?Copy !req
870. This can't be safe.Copy !req
871. You know, I believe
in safe sex, honey.Copy !req
872. For you to hurt me...Copy !req
873. I want to
take a shower.Copy !req
874. Honey, no! No!Copy !req
875. No, honey! Stop!Copy !req
876. I want you to knowCopy !req
877. That I was blind,
but now I seeCopy !req
878. I say, I once was blindCopy !req
879. But now I seeCopy !req
880. Well, you know,
I onceCopy !req
881. Was blindCopy !req
882. But now I seeCopy !req
883. That that old love
has made a fool of meCopy !req
884. Honey?Copy !req
885. My mouth is dry.Copy !req
886. Honey, I'm thirsty.Copy !req
887. Umm...Copy !req
888. There you go, honey.Copy !req
889. When I said
I was thirsty,Copy !req
890. it doesn't mean
I want a glass of water.Copy !req
891. It doesn't?Copy !req
892. You're missing
the whole pointCopy !req
893. of me saying
I'm thirsty.Copy !req
894. If I have a problem,
you're not supposed to solve it.Copy !req
895. Men always make the mistake
of thinkingCopy !req
896. they can solve
a woman's problem.Copy !req
897. It makes them feel
omnipotent.Copy !req
898. Omnipotent?Copy !req
899. Did you have
a bad dream?Copy !req
900. It's a way
of controlling a woman.Copy !req
901. Bringing them
a glass of water?Copy !req
902. Yes.Copy !req
903. I read it
in a magazine.Copy !req
904. See, if I'm thirsty,Copy !req
905. I don't want
a glass of water.Copy !req
906. I want you
to sympathize.Copy !req
907. I want you to say,Copy !req
908. "Gloria, I, too,
know what it feels like to be thirsty.Copy !req
909. "I, too,
have had a dry mouth."Copy !req
910. I want you to
connect with meCopy !req
911. through sharing
and understandingCopy !req
912. the concept
of dry mouthedness.Copy !req
913. This is all
in the same magazine?Copy !req
914. You're into control.Copy !req
915. Shut up.Copy !req
916. See?Copy !req
917. You make me sick.Copy !req
918. Don't give me
the rollover.Copy !req
919. When I say I'm thirsty,Copy !req
920. it means if anybody
has a glass of water,Copy !req
921. I'd love a sip.Copy !req
922. When I say I want to
make love,Copy !req
923. it means, let's screw.Copy !req
924. Exactly the kind of thing
I thought you'd say!Copy !req
925. I don't like
the word "screw," OK?Copy !req
926. I prefer "make love"
or "fuck."Copy !req
927. Screwing is
for carpenters.Copy !req
928. Oh, you're
going to get it.Copy !req
929. Oh, honey.Copy !req
930. Ohh!Copy !req
931. Where you going?Copy !req
932. Anywhere...Copy !req
933. to get the hell
away from you.Copy !req
934. Psycho,
chiquita nut case.Copy !req
935. Oh, come back!
I want to make love!Copy !req
936. Honey, come back!
I want to screw!Copy !req
937. Ah. Forget you, then.Copy !req
938. Piece of shit.Copy !req
939. Asshole.Copy !req
940. Look! There he is.Copy !req
941. Honey!Copy !req
942. The Stuccis!Copy !req
943. The Stuccis?Copy !req
944. Oh!Copy !req
945. Honey, hurry!Copy !req
946. How did they find us?Copy !req
947. The money!Copy !req
948. All right!
All right!Copy !req
949. I got the money!
I got the money!Copy !req
950. OK, OK.Copy !req
951. If you wanna try
the front doorCopy !req
952. That's a door
I've never seenCopy !req
953. Go, honey! Come on!Copy !req
954. I'm coming, honey!Copy !req
955. Go! Come on!
Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
956. Slow up!
Slow up!Copy !req
957. Wait for me!
Wait for me!Copy !req
958. How come you're
moving so slow?Copy !req
959. I'm carrying everything.Copy !req
960. You want me to
carry you, too?Copy !req
961. Oh, shit!Copy !req
962. Come on!Copy !req
963. Come on, honey!Copy !req
964. We'd shoot you, Billy,Copy !req
965. But first
we want the money!Copy !req
966. We've got your number
now, Billy.Copy !req
967. Get in my limo, babyCopy !req
968. Gonna take you
for a rideCopy !req
969. And I tell you
I'm a rich manCopy !req
970. Then you tell me
that I lieCopy !req
971. Hurry up!Copy !req
972. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
973. BlueberryCopy !req
974. Tonga SherryCopy !req
975. Evie lvy overCopy !req
976. Mama's in the kitchen
cookin' rockCopy !req
977. Daddy's outside
shooting duckCopy !req
978. Baby in the cradle
fast asleepCopy !req
979. And here comes sister
with the hlt...Copy !req
980. This is
a great house,Copy !req
981. great house.Copy !req
982. But the number's a little steep
right now.Copy !req
983. Sidney,
we got to talk.Copy !req
984. Excuse me.Copy !req
985. Jack be quickCopy !req
986. Jack jump over
the candlestickCopy !req
987. Baby,
I want this house.Copy !req
988. Baby, I know.
I want the house, too,Copy !req
989. but it's expensive.Copy !req
990. They want first,
last, damages.Copy !req
991. I'll get a job.Copy !req
992. No, no, baby.
I got lots of jobs...Copy !req
993. The cable thing, the roof thing,
the paint thing.Copy !req
994. Construction is
a little slow,Copy !req
995. but basketball is
putting food on the table.Copy !req
996. Basketball isn't
a real job.Copy !req
997. I got to go.Copy !req
998. I'm working on
this new shot.Copy !req
999. I'm sure it's
a gorgeous shot,Copy !req
1000. but I still
want this house.Copy !req
1001. OK?Copy !req
1002. OK.Copy !req
1003. OK?Copy !req
1004. 213Copy !req
1005. Gotta give 'em
what they needCopy !req
1006. Area codeCopy !req
1007. 213Copy !req
1008. Oh, yeahCopy !req
1009. Area codeCopy !req
1010. Pass the ball!Copy !req
1011. Foul! Foul!Copy !req
1012. No! All ball!
No foul!Copy !req
1013. No. Your hand is
part of the ball.Copy !req
1014. The wrist is a part
of the hand.Copy !req
1015. Knee bone's connected
to the dick bone.Copy !req
1016. You fouled Robert.Copy !req
1017. You didn't see
the play!Copy !req
1018. You couldn't carry my jockstrap
in a suitcase.Copy !req
1019. I thought this
was Watts.Copy !req
1020. Thought you had
some ballplayers here.Copy !req
1021. This ain't
jack shit!Copy !req
1022. I'm tired of
looking at you.Copy !req
1023. Your mother threw you out
at an early age.Copy !req
1024. Talking about
your mama.Copy !req
1025. Nobody talks about
my mother.Copy !req
1026. Don't ever talk
about my mama.Copy !req
1027. Me and any guy here
will take you.Copy !req
1028. How much you
want to roll?Copy !req
1029. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1030. Oh! What is this?Copy !req
1031. Oh! Look at this!
It's $1,000!Copy !req
1032. There could be more.
Hold on.Copy !req
1033. Hold on a second.Copy !req
1034. Did you rob
a 7-Eleven?Copy !req
1035. 11, 12, 13.Copy !req
1036. Is there some more?Copy !req
1037. 14, 15, honey.Copy !req
1038. Your rent money?Copy !req
1039. 16!Copy !req
1040. Ooh!Copy !req
1041. It's coming
from everywhere.Copy !req
1042. 17! $1,700, baby.Copy !req
1043. We get to pick
your partner.Copy !req
1044. Pick any
of these stiffs here.Copy !req
1045. Anybody. $1,700.Copy !req
1046. Don't talk
about my mother.Copy !req
1047. How about right here?Copy !req
1048. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1049. I want that guy.Copy !req
1050. The white boy
getting off the train?Copy !req
1051. That scraggly-looking
one.Copy !req
1052. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1053. No, no, no, no.
Fuck that.Copy !req
1054. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1055. I got 800.
Just cashed my rent check.Copy !req
1056. I got 50 bucks.Copy !req
1057. Come up with 1,700,
or take a walk.Copy !req
1058. Play us
for what we got.Copy !req
1059. Play a tune
on your bald head.Copy !req
1060. Hold on.Copy !req
1061. Sweetheart,
how you doing?Copy !req
1062. What's up?Copy !req
1063. You look so good.Copy !req
1064. What's up, baby?Copy !req
1065. I need the diamond.Copy !req
1066. I told you
he was no good.Copy !req
1067. You gave me this
for Christmas.Copy !req
1068. I'll give you two.Copy !req
1069. We'll go to Zales
after this.Copy !req
1070. - Do you listen to me?
- No.Copy !req
1071. He's a dog! D-O-G!Copy !req
1072. This ain't no diamond!
This is a zircon!Copy !req
1073. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
1074. This shit here is
worth 300 bills, right?Copy !req
1075. I'll put my 1,700
against your 1, 150.Copy !req
1076. That's a bet!Copy !req
1077. I'll hold the money.Copy !req
1078. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Wait! Wait! Wait!Copy !req
1079. I'll hold it.
I ain't going nowhere.Copy !req
1080. He ain't going nowhere.
The bakery ain't open yet.Copy !req
1081. We play to 10 by 1 s.
You make it, you take it.Copy !req
1082. Hey! Hey! Hey!
Martha Graham!Copy !req
1083. Martha Graham,
can you play?Copy !req
1084. Can you come out
and play?Copy !req
1085. Do you think
you can play?Copy !req
1086. Can you come out
and play?Copy !req
1087. Do you think
you can play?Copy !req
1088. I got it!Copy !req
1089. Call out the screen!Copy !req
1090. Nice pick, man.Copy !req
1091. Damn! Switch, man!Copy !req
1092. Switch, my ass!Copy !req
1093. OK.
Right here.Copy !req
1094. Do it here!Copy !req
1095. I got it!Copy !req
1096. Can you come out
and play?Copy !req
1097. Do you think
you can play?Copy !req
1098. Whoo! Yes!Copy !req
1099. Yes!Copy !req
1100. Go back to Sea World,
motherfucker.Copy !req
1101. You let him back door you
like that?Copy !req
1102. I thought he was going to pass
the ball.Copy !req
1103. "D" up, man.Copy !req
1104. You don't know
what "D" is.Copy !req
1105. No, shit, Curly.Copy !req
1106. You fucking Globetrotter.
Come on.Copy !req
1107. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
1108. Come on, man!Copy !req
1109. Can you come out
and play?Copy !req
1110. Hey, heyCopy !req
1111. Do you think
you can play?Copy !req
1112. Can you come out
and play?Copy !req
1113. Were you
going to shoot?Copy !req
1114. He was on my ass.Copy !req
1115. You were wide-open.Copy !req
1116. $1,700 is
on the line.Copy !req
1117. I'm not forcing
the shot.Copy !req
1118. Do you think
you can play?Copy !req
1119. Can you come out
and play?Copy !req
1120. Yes, baby!Copy !req
1121. Why are you
kicking out to me?Copy !req
1122. Take the shot.Copy !req
1123. I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
1124. You OK?Copy !req
1125. Yeah.Copy !req
1126. 9-8, us, point game!
Check the ball.Copy !req
1127. One more bucket,
me and Zeke split $1,700.Copy !req
1128. No.Copy !req
1129. You tried to hustle.
Still wasn't good enough.Copy !req
1130. Are we going to
chitchat or play?Copy !req
1131. Get the fuck out!Copy !req
1132. Take me to
the hole, then.Copy !req
1133. Let's go!Copy !req
1134. I practice on people
like you.Copy !req
1135. Practice
playing this game.Copy !req
1136. Ball! Ball!
Ball! Ball!Copy !req
1137. I'm going to take your money,
then your girl.Copy !req
1138. Take your old girl.Copy !req
1139. You're holding me!Copy !req
1140. I ain't holding you!Copy !req
1141. That's all you're doing.Copy !req
1142. Hey!
Get this jump!Copy !req
1143. Oh!Copy !req
1144. Yes!Copy !req
1145. Both of y'all go
back to Sea World!Copy !req
1146. - 1,700!
- 1,700!Copy !req
1147. Hey!Copy !req
1148. Goddamn!Copy !req
1149. Give me my money.Copy !req
1150. It was so nice
just to hold it.Copy !req
1151. I am dead.
I am dead.Copy !req
1152. Oh, man.
I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
1153. I thought
I had it.Copy !req
1154. I'm dog meat.
She'll dump me now.Copy !req
1155. I feel terrible.
I had a lousy game.Copy !req
1156. Shit! We're better
than those guys!Copy !req
1157. I've beat guys
10 times better than that!Copy !req
1158. I know.
It's my fault.Copy !req
1159. It's nobody's fault.Copy !req
1160. Sometimes the ball
doesn't go down.Copy !req
1161. Look, man.
You want a ride?Copy !req
1162. I'm taking the rail.Copy !req
1163. I got to figure out how I'm going
to tell GloriaCopy !req
1164. I lost everything
we had again,Copy !req
1165. then figure out where
I'm going to sleep tonight.Copy !req
1166. Hey, Billy,
I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
1167. I mean that!
I'm sorry!Copy !req
1168. 39 is the answer.Copy !req
1169. What is
the question?Copy !req
1170. How many books are in
the Old Testament?Copy !req
1171. I am so fuckin' good.Copy !req
1172. Did Jeopardy!
Call yet?Copy !req
1173. Not yet, but I'll
need a nice dress.Copy !req
1174. When they call,
you got to be ready.Copy !req
1175. You want to hear
the booksCopy !req
1176. of the Old Testament
backwards?Copy !req
1177. It's Malachi,
Zechariah, Haggai...Copy !req
1178. Honey, please.Copy !req
1179. I did famous womenCopy !req
1180. and foods that
start with "Q."Copy !req
1181. You couldn't imagine
how many foods there areCopy !req
1182. that actually start
with "Q."Copy !req
1183. Honey, will you
please shut up?Copy !req
1184. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
1185. I lost the money.Copy !req
1186. Oh, Jesus, Billy!Copy !req
1187. Not again!Copy !req
1188. How much?Copy !req
1189. A lot of it.Copy !req
1190. Most of it.Copy !req
1191. Roughly... all of it.Copy !req
1192. Billy, you lost all
our fuckin' money?Copy !req
1193. Shit, Billy!Copy !req
1194. Jesus, man!Copy !req
1195. $1,700!Copy !req
1196. Billy!Copy !req
1197. We were on our way
to 8,000!Copy !req
1198. Were your opponents
that good?Copy !req
1199. I beat better guys
in Jersey.Copy !req
1200. You weren't hitting
your jump shots?Copy !req
1201. I was hitting mine.Copy !req
1202. What about Sidney?Copy !req
1203. He had an off day.Copy !req
1204. He wasn't
shooting much.Copy !req
1205. This guy scored
on him.Copy !req
1206. He wasn't D-ing up.Copy !req
1207. He usually plays
good "D."Copy !req
1208. You got hustled.Copy !req
1209. I did not
get hustled.Copy !req
1210. You got set up.
You got hustled by Sidney!Copy !req
1211. No. He's a good guy.Copy !req
1212. You said
he's full of shit!Copy !req
1213. And he's a good guy!Copy !req
1214. You're full of shit.Copy !req
1215. And fuck that shit!Copy !req
1216. I'm going back to
that houseCopy !req
1217. and getting
my money back.Copy !req
1218. No, no, no, honey.Copy !req
1219. A man cannot ask
for his money back.Copy !req
1220. He lives in
the jungle, right?Copy !req
1221. No, honey, we can't.Copy !req
1222. They don't let white peopleCopy !req
1223. in the Crenshaw District.Copy !req
1224. I don't know
about Puerto Ricans,Copy !req
1225. but it's a reverse
discrimination thing.Copy !req
1226. We dropped off Sidney on the corner
of Crenshaw and Washington.Copy !req
1227. Honey,
you don't understand.Copy !req
1228. Men understand
how these things work.Copy !req
1229. Wasn't there
an apartment house there?Copy !req
1230. Let me explain.Copy !req
1231. Men's rules
are very simple.Copy !req
1232. If you win, you win.
If you lose, you lose.Copy !req
1233. You don't ask
for the money back.Copy !req
1234. Why not?Copy !req
1235. It's not part
of the rules.Copy !req
1236. Yeah? I got a different
set of rules.Copy !req
1237. Want to hear them?Copy !req
1238. Sometimes when you win,
you really lose.Copy !req
1239. Sometimes when you lose,
you really win.Copy !req
1240. Sometimes when you win
or lose, you actually tie.Copy !req
1241. Sometimes when you tie,
you actually win or lose.Copy !req
1242. I hate it when you
talk like that.Copy !req
1243. It makes me crazy
when you talk like that.Copy !req
1244. Winning and losing is
one big organic globuleCopy !req
1245. from which one extracts
what one needs.Copy !req
1246. I'm fucked.Copy !req
1247. Forget it.
I ain't... no, no.Copy !req
1248. I'm not getting
off this bus.Copy !req
1249. No, stop!Copy !req
1250. Can we discuss it?Copy !req
1251. Can we have
a discussion here?Copy !req
1252. Yes?Copy !req
1253. Does Sidney Deane
live here?Copy !req
1254. He does.Copy !req
1255. He's my husband.Copy !req
1256. Yeah, well,
your husband stole $1,700Copy !req
1257. from my boyfriend.Copy !req
1258. Really?Copy !req
1259. Just a minute.Copy !req
1260. Sidney?Copy !req
1261. Yeah, baby?Copy !req
1262. Some people out here
say you stole their money.Copy !req
1263. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1264. No, baby.
I didn't steal his money.Copy !req
1265. I hustled his money.Copy !req
1266. Yo! Cindy Brady!Copy !req
1267. That girl is fine!Copy !req
1268. Cindy Brady,
what happened?Copy !req
1269. What do you want?Copy !req
1270. Who invited you
in my house?Copy !req
1271. I did.
I want to talk to...Copy !req
1272. Gloria.Copy !req
1273. That man hustled meCopy !req
1274. long before
I ever hustled him.Copy !req
1275. I saw
the whole thing.Copy !req
1276. What goes around
comes around.Copy !req
1277. Then you won't mind
if Gloria and I talk.Copy !req
1278. You want something
to drink?Copy !req
1279. Please.Copy !req
1280. This boy got
a lot of guts.Copy !req
1281. Billy Ho!
Good to see you, Billy!Copy !req
1282. You look swell!Copy !req
1283. You fucked me, man.Copy !req
1284. Get out in front
of the TV.Copy !req
1285. You fucked me!Copy !req
1286. We had a partnership!Copy !req
1287. We were never partners.Copy !req
1288. Look,
it goes like this.Copy !req
1289. You either smoke,
or you get smoked.Copy !req
1290. And you got smoked!
Ha ha!Copy !req
1291. Clean as my gun.Copy !req
1292. Yes, it was.Copy !req
1293. Smooth.Copy !req
1294. A thing of beauty
is a joy forever.Copy !req
1295. Sidney, get this guy
to shut the fuck up!Copy !req
1296. I'll go the way
you like...Copy !req
1297. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1298. I want my money.Copy !req
1299. You not getting
the money back.Copy !req
1300. You giving me
my money back.Copy !req
1301. I'm not giving
you nothin'.Copy !req
1302. Billy and Sidney
were teammates.Copy !req
1303. Teammates can't
hustle each other.Copy !req
1304. Oh, really?
Why not?Copy !req
1305. It's not artistic!Copy !req
1306. I don't care
about art, OK?Copy !req
1307. All I care about
is getting outCopy !req
1308. of the Vista View
apartment building!Copy !req
1309. There ain't
no vista, no views,Copy !req
1310. or no vista
of views.Copy !req
1311. You want cream,
sugar, or what?Copy !req
1312. Cream.Copy !req
1313. I trusted you.
There are rules to hustling.Copy !req
1314. There's an ethics
involved.Copy !req
1315. That you wouldn't know
anything about.Copy !req
1316. I never shook anyone's hand
and stabbed him in the back.Copy !req
1317. The Indians shook hands
with the Pilgrims,Copy !req
1318. and look who got fucked.Copy !req
1319. Who you calling Pilgrim?Copy !req
1320. You, motherfucking
Christopher Columbus.Copy !req
1321. Gobble this, turkey.Copy !req
1322. I got a gun
in my hand!Copy !req
1323. What the fuck's
wrong with you?Copy !req
1324. Shoot this motherfucker!Copy !req
1325. Hold it!Copy !req
1326. It's up!Copy !req
1327. Quick!Copy !req
1328. Aw, man!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
1329. Pop it, James! Yeah!Copy !req
1330. Good play.Copy !req
1331. That's a black man.
That's a black man.Copy !req
1332. Throughout our
glorious life together,Copy !req
1333. I bought a car from the Stuccis
for 3 grand.Copy !req
1334. It was shit.
I didn't want to pay.Copy !req
1335. They told Billy unless he got
their money back,Copy !req
1336. they would cut me up.Copy !req
1337. He had to
get the money back.Copy !req
1338. The Stuccis decided
to fix a basketball game.Copy !req
1339. Billy agreed,
but halfway through,Copy !req
1340. he got pissed off
and didn't throw it.Copy !req
1341. The Stuccis
lost a bundle.Copy !req
1342. Wake up, girlfriend.
It's your boyfriend.Copy !req
1343. He's got some problems.Copy !req
1344. He's just bad with money.Copy !req
1345. The Stuccis are
still after us.Copy !req
1346. It's a sad story.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1347. But I'm not giving
you the money.Copy !req
1348. I might, however,Copy !req
1349. be willing to discuss
other arrangements.Copy !req
1350. Hey, there's Cadee.Copy !req
1351. That ain't Cadee.Copy !req
1352. Oh, that's Eddie.Copy !req
1353. All right, listen up.Copy !req
1354. We have a solution.Copy !req
1355. Tell them to move.Copy !req
1356. They're black women.
You think I'm crazy?Copy !req
1357. Here's the scenario.Copy !req
1358. Rhonda's going to give me
some of the money back.Copy !req
1359. We figured out a way
to get the rest.Copy !req
1360. You guys need to
kiss, make up,Copy !req
1361. and play
in that tournament.Copy !req
1362. Hell, no.Copy !req
1363. I ain't playing with
that son of a bitch.Copy !req
1364. I don't hustle with people
who are dishonest.Copy !req
1365. That's something
I cannot do.Copy !req
1366. That's not fair.Copy !req
1367. Farrakhan disciple
son of a bitch.Copy !req
1368. No, I ain't doing it.Copy !req
1369. The stars belong
to everyoneCopy !req
1370. EveryoneCopy !req
1371. They gleam there
for you and meCopy !req
1372. The flowers in springCopy !req
1373. The robins that singCopy !req
1374. The sunbeams that shineCopy !req
1375. They're yours,
they're mine...Copy !req
1376. Welcome to the first annualCopy !req
1377. Two-On-Two For Brotherhood
Basketball Tournament,Copy !req
1378. also known as the TTBBT,Copy !req
1379. sponsored by a coalition
of American corporationsCopy !req
1380. in the spirit of promoting
brotherhood among us all.Copy !req
1381. That's bullshit.Copy !req
1382. And now,Copy !req
1383. let the games begin!Copy !req
1384. Hey, wait!Copy !req
1385. Oh, look at that.Copy !req
1386. Why can't you check somebody,
mushroom head?Copy !req
1387. You fat mustard
and butter sandwich.Copy !req
1388. What you
talking about?Copy !req
1389. We ain't got
to worry about them.Copy !req
1390. They spend too much time arguing
with each other about their mothers,Copy !req
1391. and both their mothers
are ugly.Copy !req
1392. All right,
all right.Copy !req
1393. Yeah, sack it.Copy !req
1394. Yeah, that's two...Copy !req
1395. One for you.
One for you.Copy !req
1396. Work-release program
or something.Copy !req
1397. Motherfucker
was just on parole, man.Copy !req
1398. These two we definitely
have to worry about.Copy !req
1399. This is Flight. That's Willie.
They can play.Copy !req
1400. They'll be
in the finals against us.Copy !req
1401. Oh!Copy !req
1402. Shit, that's
just too easy!Copy !req
1403. No, that shit
is too easy!Copy !req
1404. It's too easy!Copy !req
1405. No, that shit is too easy!Copy !req
1406. Fuck it.Copy !req
1407. I don't want
to play no more.Copy !req
1408. We won't
play no more.Copy !req
1409. Hey, chump.Copy !req
1410. Yeah, you,
tater head.Copy !req
1411. You know
who I'm talking about.Copy !req
1412. If that's
your best game,Copy !req
1413. grab that free T-shirt
and head home.Copy !req
1414. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
1415. Did you bring
Mighty Mouse?Copy !req
1416. You're too pretty
to play basketball.Copy !req
1417. You got that big "Z"
in your fro, man.Copy !req
1418. Are you
the black Zorro?Copy !req
1419. That's enough.Copy !req
1420. You get your haircut
at the Braille institute?Copy !req
1421. What's Opie Taylor
talking about?Copy !req
1422. Opie Taylor?Copy !req
1423. I got your Opie,Copy !req
1424. you big, bad, Gomer Pyle,
droopy-eyed son of a bitch.Copy !req
1425. Take your ass
back to Mayberry.Copy !req
1426. Tell Aunt Bee
to have my bean pies,Copy !req
1427. or I'll kick her ass.Copy !req
1428. Hey, Lurch and Morticia.Copy !req
1429. What the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
1430. I'm doing two things.Copy !req
1431. I'm making them mad.
They won't play good.Copy !req
1432. You're embarrassing me.Copy !req
1433. That's the other thing
I'm doing.Copy !req
1434. You're not
embarrassing me.Copy !req
1435. You're pissing me off.Copy !req
1436. Good. I assume you play better
when you're mad.Copy !req
1437. Am I right?Copy !req
1438. I'm not listening.Copy !req
1439. But you are hearing me.Copy !req
1440. You're hearing me.Copy !req
1441. You still
throwing up bricks?Copy !req
1442. What did I say?Copy !req
1443. You still
throwing up bricks?Copy !req
1444. What is this,
a mason's convention?Copy !req
1445. I need a welding torch
to play in this league.Copy !req
1446. Let's stop and gather
all these bricks.Copy !req
1447. Let's build
a homeless shelterCopy !req
1448. so maybe your mother
has a place to live.Copy !req
1449. Fuck you!Copy !req
1450. Fuck that fucker!Copy !req
1451. And your sister, too.Copy !req
1452. I want your mother and your sister
out of my house.Copy !req
1453. Black ball.Copy !req
1454. What the fuck you talking about,
black ball?Copy !req
1455. What are you, racist?Copy !req
1456. I'm talking about
your jersey.Copy !req
1457. Here you go, sir.Copy !req
1458. How you feeling today?Copy !req
1459. Didn't I school you
once before?Copy !req
1460. You going to
give us a game?Copy !req
1461. Give us something, man.Copy !req
1462. Don't let him pull that move on you,
Rastafari.Copy !req
1463. Don't let him
pull that move.Copy !req
1464. That's the move!Copy !req
1465. Oh! That's the move!Copy !req
1466. I tried to warn you.Copy !req
1467. You call that defense?Copy !req
1468. You gonna
give us a game?Copy !req
1469. Will we get
a little competition?Copy !req
1470. I got better things to do
with my Saturday.Copy !req
1471. There's this chicky babe
from the fabulous fourCopy !req
1472. watching his
big old ugly ass.Copy !req
1473. Bring it on, bad boy!Copy !req
1474. Oh!Copy !req
1475. But he ain't got shit!Copy !req
1476. He ain't got shit!
He ain't got shit!Copy !req
1477. Ah! You suckers!Copy !req
1478. Bunch of suckers.Copy !req
1479. What a great
no-look pass.Copy !req
1480. The mustard
is off the hot dog.Copy !req
1481. My man ain't getting nothing
tonight.Copy !req
1482. Lurch, I looked up
basketball playerCopy !req
1483. in the dictionary,
and it said "not you."Copy !req
1484. Be quiet!Copy !req
1485. Bring it on,
bad boy!Copy !req
1486. Excuse me.
I'm talking here.Copy !req
1487. Shut up.Copy !req
1488. Pretty boy,
I'll be D-ing up on youCopy !req
1489. if you make it
to the finals.Copy !req
1490. Hey, I got some
bean pie for you.Copy !req
1491. You ain't gonna see $5,000.
You may see 5,000 beans.Copy !req
1492. Do you ever shut up?Copy !req
1493. What the fuck
are you worried about?Copy !req
1494. I'm in the fucking zone.Copy !req
1495. It's one thing
to embarrass me.Copy !req
1496. It's another
motherfucking thingCopy !req
1497. to piss these guys off
that we have to play.Copy !req
1498. That's plain
fucking stupid.Copy !req
1499. Listen to your teammate,
bucket head.Copy !req
1500. You've gone past stupid
into a new category.Copy !req
1501. It's called suicide, chump.Copy !req
1502. Call me chump.
OK, bad boy.Copy !req
1503. What the fuck
is up with you?Copy !req
1504. What are you
worried about?Copy !req
1505. I'm in the zone.Copy !req
1506. They're pissed off.
I'm in the zone.Copy !req
1507. This isn't about
black and white.Copy !req
1508. This is about money,
you got that?Copy !req
1509. Look, man, I need
this 5 grand.Copy !req
1510. I won't let you
blow this for me.Copy !req
1511. You pissed off?Copy !req
1512. No, I ain't pissed off.Copy !req
1513. You pissed off at me?Copy !req
1514. You want to get me
in this fucking zone.Copy !req
1515. You ain't good enough.Copy !req
1516. Is that another
brother thing,Copy !req
1517. you fucking racist?Copy !req
1518. There's certain
things you can't do.Copy !req
1519. I can hear Jimi!Copy !req
1520. You can't hear Jimi.Copy !req
1521. Fuck you!Copy !req
1522. Good, fuck me.Copy !req
1523. Say it with feeling.Copy !req
1524. Fuck you!Copy !req
1525. Fuck me! Fuck me!Copy !req
1526. Check, asshole.Copy !req
1527. Go, Lurch.Copy !req
1528. Check it, Casper.Copy !req
1529. You got shit for brains,
dickhead.Copy !req
1530. Fuck you, faggot.Copy !req
1531. Let's go!Copy !req
1532. I got itCopy !req
1533. Watch magicCopy !req
1534. I got it, heyCopy !req
1535. I got something
that makes me OKCopy !req
1536. Stop them before
we lose our sponsors.Copy !req
1537. You start fighting,
neither of us will make money.Copy !req
1538. That bullshit
passing you doing.Copy !req
1539. Come on, man.Copy !req
1540. I hope this
doesn't get worse.Copy !req
1541. Now I got a move
that tells me what to doCopy !req
1542. Some kind of dealCopy !req
1543. Now I got a move
that tells me what to doCopy !req
1544. Sometimes I feel so niceCopy !req
1545. Why didn't you dunk it?Copy !req
1546. Give me
the fucking ball, man.Copy !req
1547. Take the goddamn
ball out.Copy !req
1548. I'm in loveCopy !req
1549. I love to do my thingCopy !req
1550. And I don't need
no one elseCopy !req
1551. Brick!Copy !req
1552. You got the lane.
Take a shot.Copy !req
1553. Give me a better pass.
I have a better break.Copy !req
1554. It was a fucking
great pass.Copy !req
1555. Tired of
piggybacking you.Copy !req
1556. You piggybacking me?Copy !req
1557. Yeah.Copy !req
1558. Wham! Come on!
Stuff it downCopy !req
1559. You ever been
to flight school?Copy !req
1560. I'm going to
the seventh floorCopy !req
1561. and dropping you off
at the fifth.Copy !req
1562. Stay on him!Copy !req
1563. Go Flight!
Go Flight!Copy !req
1564. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
1565. Big fucking deal.Copy !req
1566. Can you do it?
Huh?Copy !req
1567. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
1568. What it's all aboutCopy !req
1569. He's setting
illegal picks!Copy !req
1570. Check them up.Copy !req
1571. Cut, man.Copy !req
1572. - In his ass.
- I got him.Copy !req
1573. I got the somethingCopy !req
1574. Damn!
Come on, man.Copy !req
1575. I got that thingCopy !req
1576. We need this.
Check him up.Copy !req
1577. I got soulCopy !req
1578. Goddamn, man.
$5,000 on the line.Copy !req
1579. You let this motherfucker
take the ball.Copy !req
1580. Opie pissing on you!Copy !req
1581. Oh, he's pissing
on me now?Copy !req
1582. Why don't you
guard somebody?Copy !req
1583. Game point, $5,000.
Stop showing off.Copy !req
1584. I've been saving your ass
the whole game.Copy !req
1585. Shut the fuck up, man.Copy !req
1586. Point game.Copy !req
1587. Mr. Deane
and Mr. Hoyle.Copy !req
1588. And all aroundCopy !req
1589. Right on, peopleCopy !req
1590. Let it all hang outCopy !req
1591. Cut! Cut!Copy !req
1592. Will you cut?Copy !req
1593. Call the cops.
I got him!Copy !req
1594. Don't you boys know
what it's all about?Copy !req
1595. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1596. Gimme, gimmeCopy !req
1597. GimmeCopy !req
1598. Let's pay them
and get out.Copy !req
1599. Oh, yes!Copy !req
1600. Whoo!Copy !req
1601. Yes, baby!Copy !req
1602. Damn!Copy !req
1603. You're supposed
to help out!Copy !req
1604. Why you dish
that shit off?Copy !req
1605. I thought you
were going to dunk.Copy !req
1606. You're lucky we didn't
cough up $5,000Copy !req
1607. on your hot dog shit.Copy !req
1608. Why didn't
you dunk it?Copy !req
1609. Right in his face!Copy !req
1610. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1611. Yes, yes,Copy !req
1612. it's wonderful when the spirit
of competitionCopy !req
1613. brings out the best
in all of us.Copy !req
1614. And now I'd like
to award the checksCopy !req
1615. to the second-place
prize winners,Copy !req
1616. the fine team
of Dwight "The Flight" McGeeCopy !req
1617. and Willie Lewis,Copy !req
1618. receiving checks
for $1,000.Copy !req
1619. Yo, man, you said 1,500!Copy !req
1620. That's $2,000.Copy !req
1621. Oh, brotherhood, my ass!Copy !req
1622. You said 1,500!Copy !req
1623. Thank you, gentlemen.Copy !req
1624. I'll find you,
motherfucker!Copy !req
1625. Buy yourself
a dress!Copy !req
1626. And now,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1627. the grand prize
for the first-place winners,Copy !req
1628. the wonderful team
of Sidney DeaneCopy !req
1629. and Billy Hoyle.Copy !req
1630. Hey, put it there.Copy !req
1631. I've never been able
to get that exactly right.Copy !req
1632. You ain't, either,
motherfucker.Copy !req
1633. And here is your check,Copy !req
1634. and here is your check.Copy !req
1635. "Sidney Deane"...
that look like me?Copy !req
1636. Now give them
their trophies.Copy !req
1637. You're welcome.Copy !req
1638. What about
the big trophy?Copy !req
1639. We keep the big trophy.Copy !req
1640. We won!Copy !req
1641. Give us the real trophy.Copy !req
1642. We keep that trophy,
and we put your name on it.Copy !req
1643. Thank you,Copy !req
1644. from the Coalition
of American CorporationsCopy !req
1645. and the TTBBT.Copy !req
1646. Whoo!Copy !req
1647. She's going to
love my ass.Copy !req
1648. Damn!Copy !req
1649. You know something?Copy !req
1650. I can jam, man.Copy !req
1651. OK.Copy !req
1652. You keep telling everybody
I can't stuff it.Copy !req
1653. I say that to get
underneath your skin.Copy !req
1654. Just 'cause I don't
do it in a gameCopy !req
1655. don't mean I can't.Copy !req
1656. OK, fine.Copy !req
1657. But you don't think
I can stuff it.Copy !req
1658. Billy, I don't careCopy !req
1659. if you can
or if you can't.Copy !req
1660. Stop the fucking car.Copy !req
1661. What?Copy !req
1662. Stop the car.
Pull it over.Copy !req
1663. Turn that shit down.Copy !req
1664. What is that shit?Copy !req
1665. It's good music.
Don't call it shit.Copy !req
1666. I'll bet my half of the 5 grand
against your halfCopy !req
1667. that I can stuff it.Copy !req
1668. Let me give you
some advice.Copy !req
1669. Buy your girl
a pretty dressCopy !req
1670. in case she gets on
that damn game show.Copy !req
1671. You're either stupid
or dangerous.Copy !req
1672. You can't be stupidCopy !req
1673. because stupid people know
they can't piss me off.Copy !req
1674. So you must
be dangerous.Copy !req
1675. To who?Copy !req
1676. To yourself.
I'm taking you home.Copy !req
1677. I don't jam in a gameCopy !req
1678. because it's showboating
for the sake of showboating,Copy !req
1679. which you know about...Copy !req
1680. I look good playing.Copy !req
1681. Like a behind-the-back pass
that's unnecessary.Copy !req
1682. Passing? You have a hard-enough time
passing gas.Copy !req
1683. It goes back
to what I said.Copy !req
1684. A white man wants to win first,
look good second.Copy !req
1685. A black man wants to look good first,
win second.Copy !req
1686. That's the most ridiculousCopy !req
1687. philosophical bullshit
I've ever heard.Copy !req
1688. Look, right over here.Copy !req
1689. There's a goal.Copy !req
1690. Get your money,
let's go.Copy !req
1691. That's absolute garbage.Copy !req
1692. I'm tired
of your shit.Copy !req
1693. Just put your money
where your mouth is.Copy !req
1694. I just need three tries.Copy !req
1695. That's all you need?
All right.Copy !req
1696. One of us is definitely
not going home tonight.Copy !req
1697. Aah!Copy !req
1698. Man, you were
almost there.Copy !req
1699. I was with you.Copy !req
1700. Damn. Come on, baby.Copy !req
1701. You can do this.Copy !req
1702. Youse a sucker, man.Copy !req
1703. Is this shit regulation?Copy !req
1704. This shit ain't regulation.Copy !req
1705. Get the fuck out of here.
Regulation?Copy !req
1706. Move out the way.Copy !req
1707. I'll check it
for you.Copy !req
1708. Move.Copy !req
1709. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1710. Just about right.Copy !req
1711. Let's go, baby.Copy !req
1712. I believe in you.Copy !req
1713. I know what the problem is.
Come on.Copy !req
1714. Get out of
the fucking way.Copy !req
1715. Yo, I'm trying to help.Copy !req
1716. It's a bet.Copy !req
1717. All right.
It's your money.Copy !req
1718. Go.Copy !req
1719. Ah! Fuck me!Copy !req
1720. Mmm mmm mmm.Copy !req
1721. When I was looking
at it before,Copy !req
1722. I thought it was
a little high myself,Copy !req
1723. but after re-evaluating,Copy !req
1724. I think it was
an optical illusion, right?Copy !req
1725. I know the problem.Copy !req
1726. I can't let you
go out like that.Copy !req
1727. Get the fuck
off me, man.Copy !req
1728. I'll pump you up.Copy !req
1729. It's a bet, man.
Stop fucking around.Copy !req
1730. Billy.Copy !req
1731. Shut up, man.Copy !req
1732. Billy.Copy !req
1733. Shut up.Copy !req
1734. Billy, listen.Copy !req
1735. What?Copy !req
1736. White men can't jump.Copy !req
1737. Shit!Copy !req
1738. Good luck with Gloria.Copy !req
1739. If I lose, if I winCopy !req
1740. That sucker
is stupid.Copy !req
1741. I walk away with
both of the checks.Copy !req
1742. White boys can be
stupid sometimes.Copy !req
1743. This game is getting
very, very, very longCopy !req
1744. Way to go, Billy.Copy !req
1745. Some you miss,
and some you makeCopy !req
1746. Some you give,
and some you takeCopy !req
1747. I guess I get it wrongCopy !req
1748. If I lose,
if I tieCopy !req
1749. I am the truth,
and I'm a lieCopy !req
1750. And I can't hear
all the lyricsCopy !req
1751. To my songCopy !req
1752. Some you fix,
and some you breakCopy !req
1753. Some you stand,
some you shakeCopy !req
1754. I guess
I'll get it wrongCopy !req
1755. In a world of lovingCopy !req
1756. Love existsCopy !req
1757. Please tell me
how or whereCopy !req
1758. I would gladly
pay the priceCopy !req
1759. If I knew
which way to goCopy !req
1760. Or if I ever despairCopy !req
1761. If I do leave,
I'll drownCopy !req
1762. And I'm crying,
and I'm aloneCopy !req
1763. And my heart is waitingCopy !req
1764. Waiting for another goalCopy !req
1765. Some you beg,
and some you stealCopy !req
1766. Some you fake,
some you feelCopy !req
1767. Oh, yes, I'm getting it wrongCopy !req
1768. You called hours ago.Copy !req
1769. Sidney's already home.Copy !req
1770. Fucking pizza's
all cold,Copy !req
1771. and the wine is warm.Copy !req
1772. Present for you.Copy !req
1773. Oh, honey.Copy !req
1774. Oh, God.Copy !req
1775. What a shrew I am.Copy !req
1776. I'm sorry, honey.Copy !req
1777. Tell me about
the tournament.Copy !req
1778. There was some
decent players there.Copy !req
1779. Me and Sidney
played OK.Copy !req
1780. OK? You guys
must have been great.Copy !req
1781. Oh...Copy !req
1782. Oh, my,
this is beautiful.Copy !req
1783. Gloria?Copy !req
1784. Gloria.Copy !req
1785. Yes?Copy !req
1786. Um... this is beautiful.Copy !req
1787. Thank you.Copy !req
1788. Honey...Copy !req
1789. I... lost the money.Copy !req
1790. What?Copy !req
1791. I... lost the money.Copy !req
1792. You want to run that
by me one more time?Copy !req
1793. It, uh...Copy !req
1794. It...Copy !req
1795. It happened again.Copy !req
1796. It?Copy !req
1797. No! No, Billy!Copy !req
1798. What the fuck
is it it it?Copy !req
1799. There is no it!Copy !req
1800. It is you!Copy !req
1801. You happened again!Copy !req
1802. Damn it, Billy!Copy !req
1803. The money was mineCopy !req
1804. to keep us going
till Jeopardy! Calls.Copy !req
1805. Honey, Jeopardy!
Ain't going to call.Copy !req
1806. When are you going
to fucking wake up?Copy !req
1807. Jeopardy! Is
gonna call, Billy.Copy !req
1808. It's my destiny to triumph
magnificently on that show.Copy !req
1809. I'll never do thatCopy !req
1810. wearing this stupid,
hootchy-mama-looking dress,Copy !req
1811. which was a poor excuseCopy !req
1812. to cover up the fact
that you fucked up again!Copy !req
1813. I'm gonna win,
all right.Copy !req
1814. I'm gonna get on
that motherfucking show,Copy !req
1815. and I'm gonna winCopy !req
1816. because I'm overwhelmed
with more useless goddamn informationCopy !req
1817. than any human being
on this fucking planet!Copy !req
1818. Who's James K. Polk?Copy !req
1819. How many moons
are on Pluto?Copy !req
1820. What's a quince?Copy !req
1821. It's a food, Billy,Copy !req
1822. that starts with
the letter "Q."Copy !req
1823. And I got seven more!Copy !req
1824. I can't believe
you lost the goddamn money!Copy !req
1825. Honey, where you going?Copy !req
1826. Honey?Copy !req
1827. Honey. Honey.Copy !req
1828. Honey,
where you going?Copy !req
1829. You can't leave me.Copy !req
1830. What is a solar eclipse?Copy !req
1831. Who's Marcel Cerdan?Copy !req
1832. Where was
the hamburger invented?Copy !req
1833. What are you doing?Copy !req
1834. Honey,
you can't hitchhike.Copy !req
1835. This is L.A.Copy !req
1836. Go ahead!Copy !req
1837. Billy!Copy !req
1838. Go ahead.
She's just crazy.Copy !req
1839. Go ahead!Copy !req
1840. Billy.Copy !req
1841. Ow! These people
are perverts.Copy !req
1842. Billy!Copy !req
1843. What?Copy !req
1844. The carpet's on fire.Copy !req
1845. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1846. Don't move, honey.Copy !req
1847. Put your arm down.Copy !req
1848. Come on in here, honey.Copy !req
1849. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1850. Shit!Copy !req
1851. Don't you get
in that truck!Copy !req
1852. Billy, you can run,
but you can't hide.Copy !req
1853. The great Joe Louis
said that.Copy !req
1854. You believe that?Copy !req
1855. Time to take
a little ride.Copy !req
1856. I'm telling you,
I lost the money.Copy !req
1857. I swear to God,
there's no money.Copy !req
1858. Goddamn it, Billy.Copy !req
1859. The shave was working.
It was beautiful.Copy !req
1860. Nobody would have known.Copy !req
1861. Why didn't you
go through with the fix?Copy !req
1862. Guy said
I couldn't score.Copy !req
1863. He called me
a honky motherfucker.Copy !req
1864. You are a honky motherfucker.Copy !req
1865. But I can score.Copy !req
1866. We were the team,
and you betrayed us.Copy !req
1867. Life is a bunch
of bad trades.Copy !req
1868. One week.Copy !req
1869. Where's your
hot tamale girlfriend?Copy !req
1870. Where is she?
I liked her.Copy !req
1871. She left me.Copy !req
1872. Oh, Billy!Copy !req
1873. Show him the fucking
pictures!Copy !req
1874. Get up. I'm going
to show you something.Copy !req
1875. This is what happens
to people who don't come through.Copy !req
1876. See these?Copy !req
1877. Look at the Polaroids!
Look at this guy.Copy !req
1878. I swear to God,
one week.Copy !req
1879. One week.
That's all you get.Copy !req
1880. Maravich, my ass.Copy !req
1881. I got your pistol
right here, Billy.Copy !req
1882. You got one week.
Understand?Copy !req
1883. Oh, man.Copy !req
1884. Oh.Copy !req
1885. You're fakin' the funkCopy !req
1886. Talkin'
that gangster hooplaCopy !req
1887. And probably a punkCopy !req
1888. And I'm-a let you knowCopy !req
1889. That this week
your ass can't copeCopy !req
1890. With your
offensive flow forceCopy !req
1891. Mean kick, sidekick,
pack some nastyCopy !req
1892. Got to get smoked
like a jointCopy !req
1893. They need to be rocked...Copy !req
1894. $5.00 an hour!Copy !req
1895. Hey, hey.
Got to open the door, baby.Copy !req
1896. Cinco la hora.Copy !req
1897. Hey, Sidney.Copy !req
1898. ¿Que pasa, Ruben?Copy !req
1899. ¿Quiere trabajo?Copy !req
1900. No.Copy !req
1901. Por cinco a la hora.Copy !req
1902. No, no, no.Copy !req
1903. Para otra semana.Copy !req
1904. All right.Copy !req
1905. Sidney! You're late!Copy !req
1906. Sorry. I'll be right there.Copy !req
1907. ¿ Como esta?Copy !req
1908. Sidney, I've been
waiting for you.Copy !req
1909. I'm very sorry.Copy !req
1910. My wife and I want
the Spanish tileCopy !req
1911. with the mansard roof.Copy !req
1912. Mmm, how unusual.Copy !req
1913. Thank you.Copy !req
1914. But I don't
want to getCopy !req
1915. a city building permit.Copy !req
1916. OK. I can go through the city
or around it.Copy !req
1917. I can eliminate
the middlemanCopy !req
1918. or be the middleman.Copy !req
1919. I'm offering the full service...
Roof, paint, plaster.Copy !req
1920. My wife and I have decided
on number 88.Copy !req
1921. Thank you.Copy !req
1922. If you write a check
to Sidney Deane...Copy !req
1923. That's D-E-A-N-E.Copy !req
1924. Sidney!Copy !req
1925. Dude.Copy !req
1926. $300 could
get me started.Copy !req
1927. Sidney! Sidney.Copy !req
1928. Hey, man,
how you doing?Copy !req
1929. I got to talk to you.Copy !req
1930. No. I'm doing business.Copy !req
1931. 300.Copy !req
1932. It's really
important, Sidney.Copy !req
1933. Thank you.
My regards to your wife.Copy !req
1934. Tell her hi.Copy !req
1935. God bless you.Copy !req
1936. Goddamn it! What?Copy !req
1937. I'm desperate, man.Copy !req
1938. A man should never
act desperate.Copy !req
1939. It's impractical.Copy !req
1940. And frankly,Copy !req
1941. I find it
rather ugly.Copy !req
1942. I'd rather look ugly
and win than...Copy !req
1943. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1944. Sidney...Copy !req
1945. Gloria left me.Copy !req
1946. I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
1947. I don't know how,Copy !req
1948. but I got to
get her back.Copy !req
1949. Oh, brother.Copy !req
1950. You know, I got this
grave human weakness,Copy !req
1951. a tiny little spot
in my soul,Copy !req
1952. that actually likes you.Copy !req
1953. It's horrible to admit,Copy !req
1954. but everybody has got
a cross to bear,Copy !req
1955. and you're
my damn cross.Copy !req
1956. What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
1957. It means
I'll help you.Copy !req
1958. Yes!Copy !req
1959. Don't kiss me, man.
I got no guarantees.Copy !req
1960. What are you
going to do?Copy !req
1961. I got an idea,Copy !req
1962. but you're
going to owe me.Copy !req
1963. That's what
I'm talking about!Copy !req
1964. You in my house.
What's up with you?Copy !req
1965. Oh, what you want now?Copy !req
1966. Pete, I don't need no pick.Copy !req
1967. You ready?
You ready?Copy !req
1968. You call that "D"?
Where'd you go?Copy !req
1969. You call that "D"?Copy !req
1970. Where are you?Copy !req
1971. Yeah!Copy !req
1972. Whoo!Copy !req
1973. That's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
1974. This is my house!Copy !req
1975. So where you going?Copy !req
1976. Got a job, baby.Copy !req
1977. Robert, you're smooth.Copy !req
1978. Looking almost
as good as me.Copy !req
1979. Ah!Copy !req
1980. Yo, Billy,Copy !req
1981. why don't you get that money
you won,Copy !req
1982. buy some
new clothes?Copy !req
1983. Robert, are they still making
them TV game showsCopy !req
1984. at the studio
you work for?Copy !req
1985. All the game shows
are done on my lot.Copy !req
1986. She's been trying
to get on that lot.Copy !req
1987. Robert, can you
get her on?Copy !req
1988. Nobody gets on my lot
without a pass.Copy !req
1989. I'm a security
guard, man.Copy !req
1990. Can you do it for me,
as a favor?Copy !req
1991. Ball breaker
break your balls?Copy !req
1992. She broke my heart.Copy !req
1993. Heart, balls... Details.Copy !req
1994. Give me
one reasonCopy !req
1995. why I should do anything
for this guy.Copy !req
1996. I'll owe you.Copy !req
1997. He'll owe you.Copy !req
1998. OK.Copy !req
1999. Tell you what,Copy !req
2000. I'll give you
one shot from there.Copy !req
2001. You make it,Copy !req
2002. I'll let
your girlfriend in.Copy !req
2003. You miss,
I get your car.Copy !req
2004. No problem.Copy !req
2005. Yo!Copy !req
2006. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
2007. Billy boy,
this is Ghana.Copy !req
2008. You, my friend,Copy !req
2009. are shooting
for the Sudan.Copy !req
2010. Huh?Copy !req
2011. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
2012. Yeah.Copy !req
2013. And a hook shot.Copy !req
2014. And a hook shot!Copy !req
2015. Don't look at me.Copy !req
2016. It's their court.
It's their rules.Copy !req
2017. You want me to punt it?Copy !req
2018. Can I use my right arm?Copy !req
2019. He can't make it.Copy !req
2020. Yes!Copy !req
2021. This is Jeopardy!Copy !req
2022. Now entering the studioCopy !req
2023. are today's contestants.Copy !req
2024. An English teacher
from Spokane, Washington,Copy !req
2025. Dr. Leonard Allen.Copy !req
2026. A former disco queenCopy !req
2027. originally from Brooklyn,
New York,Copy !req
2028. Gloria Clemente.Copy !req
2029. And our returning champion,
a rocket scientistCopy !req
2030. from Pasadena, California,
Richard Andrews.Copy !req
2031. And now here is the host
of Jeopardy!Copy !req
2032. Alex Trebek!Copy !req
2033. Thank you, Johnny Gilbert.Copy !req
2034. Hi, everyone.
Welcome to our program.Copy !req
2035. I hope you've seen
our last three shows.Copy !req
2036. Our champion
performed brilliantly,Copy !req
2037. averaging over $12,000
for each win.Copy !req
2038. If our newcomers
Leonard and GloriaCopy !req
2039. hope to replace him
as champion,Copy !req
2040. they have their work
cut out for themselves.Copy !req
2041. Good luck to you all.
Let's play.Copy !req
2042. In this round,
there will be one daily doubleCopy !req
2043. in one
of these categories...Copy !req
2044. Medicine,
superstition,Copy !req
2045. natural disasters,
books of the Bible, sports,Copy !req
2046. and finally, foods that
start with the letter "Q."Copy !req
2047. She knows seven foods
that start with "Q."Copy !req
2048. The champion always starts.Copy !req
2049. Sports, please, for $100.Copy !req
2050. The first clue is...Copy !req
2051. - Wilt the Stilt.
- Chamberlain.Copy !req
2052. Who is Babe Ruth?Copy !req
2053. No. That is wrong.Copy !req
2054. Babe Ruth?Copy !req
2055. She's not good
at sports.Copy !req
2056. Correct. Pick again.Copy !req
2057. I'll change subjects
to superstitions for $100.Copy !req
2058. Make a wish,
and break this,Copy !req
2059. a fowl's V-shaped clavicles.Copy !req
2060. What is a wishbone?Copy !req
2061. Sweet!Copy !req
2062. She's good.Copy !req
2063. Natural disasters
for $100, please.Copy !req
2064. This volcano's eruptionCopy !req
2065. buried the city
of Pompeii in 79 A.D.Copy !req
2066. What is
Mount Soovius?Copy !req
2067. I need a ruling on that.Copy !req
2068. Yeah.Copy !req
2069. OK.Copy !req
2070. That's close enough.Copy !req
2071. Yeah. Yes!Copy !req
2072. Foods that start
with the letter "Q."Copy !req
2073. A game bird related
to a partridge.Copy !req
2074. What is a quail?Copy !req
2075. Man!
She's into her shit now.Copy !req
2076. Foods that start with "Q"
for $200.Copy !req
2077. A custard pie often made
with cheese and bacon.Copy !req
2078. What is a quiche?Copy !req
2079. Yes.Copy !req
2080. Foods with "Q"
for $300, please.Copy !req
2081. A large edible clam
of the Atlantic coast.Copy !req
2082. What is a quahog?Copy !req
2083. Right.Copy !req
2084. Foods with "Q"
for $400.Copy !req
2085. The answer there is...Copy !req
2086. The Daily Double.Copy !req
2087. Well, Gloria,
you lead with $2, 100.Copy !req
2088. You're performing
beautifully.Copy !req
2089. How much will you riskCopy !req
2090. on your knowledge of foods
that start with "Q"?Copy !req
2091. All of it.Copy !req
2092. Oh, my God.Copy !req
2093. The forbidden fruit
in the Garden of Eden.Copy !req
2094. What is a quince?Copy !req
2095. Yes.Copy !req
2096. Who knows
what a quince is?Copy !req
2097. As we begin
the Double Jeopardy! Round,Copy !req
2098. Leonard, you get to make
the first selection.Copy !req
2099. Popes for $200,
please.Copy !req
2100. He was popeCopy !req
2101. when America's first
Catholic president was inaugurated.Copy !req
2102. Who was John XXlll?Copy !req
2103. Yes.Copy !req
2104. Popes for $400.Copy !req
2105. His reign was the shortest
on record in... Gloria.Copy !req
2106. Who was John Paul I?Copy !req
2107. Ruling class
for $800.Copy !req
2108. 18th-century czar who...Copy !req
2109. Who is Peter the Great?Copy !req
2110. Who is the Emperor
Constantine?Copy !req
2111. Who is King George?Copy !req
2112. She's in the zone.Copy !req
2113. Who was Victoriano Huerta?Copy !req
2114. You are right.Copy !req
2115. What is a toadstool?Copy !req
2116. What is chlorophyll?Copy !req
2117. Yes!Copy !req
2118. What are spores?Copy !req
2119. What is Australia?Copy !req
2120. What is
the Outer Hebrides?Copy !req
2121. Yes!Copy !req
2122. Yeah!Copy !req
2123. Whoo!Copy !req
2124. Gloria!Copy !req
2125. Billy, listen to me.Copy !req
2126. Even if Gloria
takes you back,Copy !req
2127. which would be
a fucking miracle,Copy !req
2128. don't blow it.Copy !req
2129. Listen to the woman
carefully.Copy !req
2130. Women know shit.Copy !req
2131. Even if you don't know
what she's talking about,Copy !req
2132. just listen.Copy !req
2133. All right.Copy !req
2134. I'm sorry.
She doesn't want to see you.Copy !req
2135. Gloria!Copy !req
2136. Hey! I said she doesn't
want to see you.Copy !req
2137. Jesus!Copy !req
2138. It's locked.Copy !req
2139. Bitch.Copy !req
2140. It's OK.
It's all right.Copy !req
2141. There's another door, man.
You're on your own.Copy !req
2142. And remember,
you owe me big.Copy !req
2143. All right, man.Copy !req
2144. All right?Copy !req
2145. Honey.Copy !req
2146. All right...Copy !req
2147. Don't say anything,
all right?Copy !req
2148. Just listen for a second.Copy !req
2149. Ahem.Copy !req
2150. I will never
bring you waterCopy !req
2151. When you're thirsting
in our bedCopy !req
2152. You know ICopy !req
2153. Understand dry-mouthednessCopy !req
2154. And I sympathize insteadCopy !req
2155. And if you take me
back againCopy !req
2156. I won't be
such a slobCopy !req
2157. Let's screw.Copy !req
2158. I'd even trade
my sneakers inCopy !req
2159. For the part-time job,
my GloriaCopy !req
2160. My GloriaCopy !req
2161. GloriaCopy !req
2162. My, my GloriaCopy !req
2163. GloriaCopy !req
2164. I know that
you're angryCopy !req
2165. And you probably
want me deadCopy !req
2166. And I know screwing
is for carpentersCopy !req
2167. So let's make love
insteadCopy !req
2168. And I know
I'll get it wrongCopy !req
2169. So forgive me
in advanceCopy !req
2170. GloriaCopy !req
2171. My GloriaCopy !req
2172. YeahCopy !req
2173. Tell me the truth.Copy !req
2174. You didn't think that
Jeopardy! Would call,Copy !req
2175. did you?Copy !req
2176. I must confess,
I didn't.Copy !req
2177. That's why you got to
trust me more.Copy !req
2178. You're right,
as usual.Copy !req
2179. I know.Copy !req
2180. I've been thinking
about the future.Copy !req
2181. - I really...
- Me, too.Copy !req
2182. The future is like
a whole new concept.Copy !req
2183. I mean, it's like...Copy !req
2184. I got to confessCopy !req
2185. that the summer pro leagueCopy !req
2186. isn't knocking down
my door.Copy !req
2187. There comes a time
in every man's lifeCopy !req
2188. when he has to get on
with his life.Copy !req
2189. I want you to take
2,000 of my winnings.Copy !req
2190. OK?Copy !req
2191. I think
that's a bad idea.Copy !req
2192. No, it's a good idea.Copy !req
2193. Go buy yourself
some new clothes.Copy !req
2194. Not for me. I like you
the way you are,Copy !req
2195. but you got to look good
on job interviews.Copy !req
2196. Job interviews?Copy !req
2197. Yeah.Copy !req
2198. I want you to aim high.Copy !req
2199. Well, I, I...Copy !req
2200. I want to aim high,Copy !req
2201. but I'm just nervousCopy !req
2202. about taking
your money again.Copy !req
2203. I'm afraid I might
do something stupid.Copy !req
2204. Take it.Copy !req
2205. I trust you.Copy !req
2206. They took everything.Copy !req
2207. I feel raped.Copy !req
2208. They took everything!Copy !req
2209. They wiped us out.
They took everything!Copy !req
2210. They took my TV,
the stereo,Copy !req
2211. my baby's crib.Copy !req
2212. What kind of human being
would steal a crib?Copy !req
2213. I've been trying
to reach you.Copy !req
2214. They took everything.Copy !req
2215. Who?Copy !req
2216. Burglars.
Who do you think?Copy !req
2217. Your TV, your stereo,
everything.Copy !req
2218. And they trashed
the place!Copy !req
2219. Oh, look
at this here!Copy !req
2220. I'll be goddamned!Copy !req
2221. Baby, we'll get
our stuff back.Copy !req
2222. You promised
to get me out of here.Copy !req
2223. They took our $5,000.Copy !req
2224. Wiped us out.Copy !req
2225. I know somebody knows
what happened.Copy !req
2226. You can't take that stuff
and not see something.Copy !req
2227. You didn't have to
trash the place!Copy !req
2228. Fuck me!Copy !req
2229. I'm sorry.Copy !req
2230. OK?Copy !req
2231. I'm sorry.Copy !req
2232. I'm sorry
I lost it.Copy !req
2233. Baby, you don't have to
apologize to me.Copy !req
2234. I want a job.Copy !req
2235. OK.Copy !req
2236. All right.
You get a job.Copy !req
2237. Right now,
I'll figure outCopy !req
2238. how to get us out of
this goddamn building.Copy !req
2239. All right?Copy !req
2240. If I can win 12,000
each week, right?Copy !req
2241. Times 5,Copy !req
2242. plus 20
for the annual title,Copy !req
2243. that'll give us...Copy !req
2244. 80 grand.Copy !req
2245. We're rolling now.Copy !req
2246. I could take
some acting classes,Copy !req
2247. get on a soap,
do a little television.Copy !req
2248. I'll be ready for the big screen
in two years.Copy !req
2249. You're made
for the big screen.Copy !req
2250. Billy!Copy !req
2251. It's Sidney.Copy !req
2252. Sidney.Copy !req
2253. Hey, Billy!Copy !req
2254. Billy.Copy !req
2255. Sidney.Copy !req
2256. I've been
looking for you.Copy !req
2257. We got to talk,
alone.Copy !req
2258. What's this,
a macho dick thing?Copy !req
2259. Come on, now.Copy !req
2260. Can I watch?Copy !req
2261. Don't worry
about me, babe.Copy !req
2262. Billy, you got
some money?Copy !req
2263. A little. Why?Copy !req
2264. Eddie "The King" Faroo
and Duck Johnson are back.Copy !req
2265. They're working courts
downtown.Copy !req
2266. They're cleaning up.Copy !req
2267. The King and Duck?
We can take them!Copy !req
2268. It costs 2,500
to get in.Copy !req
2269. I got 2 grand, man!Copy !req
2270. Good, good.
Let's do this.Copy !req
2271. Hold it.
Hold it. Hold it.Copy !req
2272. Hold on, man.Copy !req
2273. I just got back together
with Gloria.Copy !req
2274. I don't know
how she'll react.Copy !req
2275. This money could
save my marriage.Copy !req
2276. With this score,
I could move in a week.Copy !req
2277. I don't think
she'll go for it.Copy !req
2278. Make her!
Fuck that.Copy !req
2279. You owe me.Copy !req
2280. I know, man, but I...Copy !req
2281. All right.
Enough man talk.Copy !req
2282. What's up?Copy !req
2283. Honey,Copy !req
2284. you are so beautiful.Copy !req
2285. Sometimes I don't realize
how lucky I am.Copy !req
2286. You know something,
honey?Copy !req
2287. There is a big game
downtown.Copy !req
2288. For money?Copy !req
2289. No! No, no.Copy !req
2290. Well, yeah.
I mean, a little bit.Copy !req
2291. Billy!
Are you serious?Copy !req
2292. You're thinking about playing
with my money?Copy !req
2293. Your money?
You gave it to me!Copy !req
2294. To get a job!Copy !req
2295. I promised Sidney,
honey.Copy !req
2296. You promised me!Copy !req
2297. I promised you and him.Copy !req
2298. I owe you and him.Copy !req
2299. I'll give you
the winnings.Copy !req
2300. I don't care
about the money.Copy !req
2301. I don't want
the money!Copy !req
2302. What do you want?Copy !req
2303. I want you, stupid!Copy !req
2304. We can take these guys.
They're over the hill.Copy !req
2305. Look, Billy,
you gamble my money,Copy !req
2306. and we're through.Copy !req
2307. I promise
this is the last time.Copy !req
2308. Do you think that
I'm a fucking moron or something?Copy !req
2309. You take me
for an idiot?Copy !req
2310. All right.Copy !req
2311. All right.
I have a solution, OK?Copy !req
2312. I will guarantee victory.Copy !req
2313. I've never
offered that before.Copy !req
2314. I will guarantee victory.Copy !req
2315. I... We...Copy !req
2316. We can guarantee
victory. Huh?Copy !req
2317. Yeah.Copy !req
2318. I love you, Billy.Copy !req
2319. Goodbye.Copy !req
2320. Honey.Copy !req
2321. All right, honey.Copy !req
2322. All right. Listen,
if you don't want to watch,Copy !req
2323. we'll just meet up
at the hotel later,Copy !req
2324. and we'll party.Copy !req
2325. We'll celebrate.Copy !req
2326. We're on a roll, honey.Copy !req
2327. We're on a roll!Copy !req
2328. Show him that
fly shit, Sidney.Copy !req
2329. Come on, Billy.
You got him, Sidney.Copy !req
2330. He can dunk,
baby.Copy !req
2331. You got him.
I got Billy.Copy !req
2332. All right.Copy !req
2333. King,
shut him out!Copy !req
2334. Come on, Duck!Copy !req
2335. You got some money?Copy !req
2336. Hell, yeah.
I got $50.Copy !req
2337. You got me.
I got Billy.Copy !req
2338. Pop! Pop! Pop!Copy !req
2339. Sweet!Copy !req
2340. Oh, yes!Copy !req
2341. Yeah!Copy !req
2342. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
2343. Sweet!
Sweet! Sweet!Copy !req
2344. "D" up!
"D" up!Copy !req
2345. Stay up.
Stay up on him.Copy !req
2346. Watch the pick!Copy !req
2347. Watch the back door!
Back door!Copy !req
2348. Yes! Come on.Copy !req
2349. Take it in.Copy !req
2350. Take it in, Sid!
Yeah!Copy !req
2351. All right, man!Copy !req
2352. Play some defense, Billy!Copy !req
2353. Dig thisCopy !req
2354. I love the pearlCopy !req
2355. Ow! Where's my girl?Copy !req
2356. Ow!Copy !req
2357. All the way,
baby.Copy !req
2358. Yeah.
Way to go.Copy !req
2359. Way to go, baby.Copy !req
2360. Damn!Copy !req
2361. Uh!Copy !req
2362. Fuck!Copy !req
2363. Get your hands up.Copy !req
2364. Come on, man!Copy !req
2365. Push it, Sidney.
In, baby, in!Copy !req
2366. My man!Copy !req
2367. Ah! Ya-haa!Copy !req
2368. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
2369. Yeah, Sidney!Copy !req
2370. All of it
on the line.Copy !req
2371. 14-13.Copy !req
2372. Point game.
Point game.Copy !req
2373. Got to put
the ball up, man.Copy !req
2374. You're gonna rock,
aren't you?Copy !req
2375. Come on with it.Copy !req
2376. Hit him hard, man.Copy !req
2377. Hit him hard.Copy !req
2378. Stay with him.
Stay with him.Copy !req
2379. You want to dance
or play basketball, brother?Copy !req
2380. You going to dance
or play ball, man?Copy !req
2381. Watch him down low.Copy !req
2382. I got him.
I got him.Copy !req
2383. To the right!Copy !req
2384. Bringing it up.
Watch him! Watch him!Copy !req
2385. Give it up, man.Copy !req
2386. Watch the pick.Copy !req
2387. Aaahh!Copy !req
2388. Hoo hoo!Copy !req
2389. Whoo!Copy !req
2390. Gloria.Copy !req
2391. Gloria?Copy !req
2392. Gloria!Copy !req
2393. Honey!Copy !req
2394. She's gone.Copy !req
2395. Oh, man!Copy !req
2396. Oh, man. Now,
that's not right.Copy !req
2397. That's not right.Copy !req
2398. I didn't lose
the money.Copy !req
2399. I doubled the money,Copy !req
2400. and I still
got it wrong.Copy !req
2401. How can that be?Copy !req
2402. She said
some crazy shit.Copy !req
2403. She said sometimes
when you win,Copy !req
2404. you actually lose
or tie,Copy !req
2405. but when you tie,
you actually win,Copy !req
2406. or some shit.Copy !req
2407. You got to
extract somethingCopy !req
2408. from an organic
globule.Copy !req
2409. Brother, I only have
four words for you...Copy !req
2410. Listen to the woman.Copy !req
2411. What the hell
does that mean?Copy !req
2412. I tried to listen.Copy !req
2413. You talked me
out of it!Copy !req
2414. I presented an option,
and you took it.Copy !req
2415. You should have listened
to her, not me.Copy !req
2416. I should listen
to you now?Copy !req
2417. Yeah. I'm giving
you advice.Copy !req
2418. Who should I listen to?Copy !req
2419. You're a grown man.
Figure that out yourself.Copy !req
2420. Oh, shit.Copy !req
2421. Ah!Copy !req
2422. The game is over, William.Copy !req
2423. Still hit the old jumper,
huh, Billy boy?Copy !req
2424. Where's the cash?Copy !req
2425. OK, Frankie.
That's enough.Copy !req
2426. That's good
for you guys?Copy !req
2427. Yeah.
We're all set.Copy !req
2428. We can finally show our face again
at Tipitina's.Copy !req
2429. The Stucci brothers
are back.Copy !req
2430. No hard feelings,
huh, Billy boy?Copy !req
2431. No.Copy !req
2432. Billy,Copy !req
2433. it's all
about respect.Copy !req
2434. You understand?Copy !req
2435. Good.Copy !req
2436. I respect you guys.Copy !req
2437. See you later.Copy !req
2438. Yo, man,
you all right?Copy !req
2439. Gloria is not
coming back.Copy !req
2440. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
2441. You know,
she's left me before,Copy !req
2442. lots of times.Copy !req
2443. She'll get to the door,Copy !req
2444. I'll talk fast,
she'll come back.Copy !req
2445. Or she'll get
out the door,Copy !req
2446. be gone
a couple of days,Copy !req
2447. and I'll play her a song,Copy !req
2448. and, you know,
she'll come back.Copy !req
2449. This is it.Copy !req
2450. She's gone.Copy !req
2451. Maybe you two
are better offCopy !req
2452. without each other.Copy !req
2453. Yeah.Copy !req
2454. Tell me something,
Sidney.Copy !req
2455. If I listen
to the woman,Copy !req
2456. do I have to agree
with her, too?Copy !req
2457. You listen.
That's a start.Copy !req
2458. I don't want to
stress you out.Copy !req
2459. Hmm hmm
Doo doo doo dooCopy !req
2460. Mmm hmmmCopy !req
2461. I got to get a job.Copy !req
2462. Can you get me a job?Copy !req
2463. Have you got
any references?Copy !req
2464. You.Copy !req
2465. You're going to
be all right.Copy !req
2466. You're starting
to hear the music.Copy !req
2467. I can hear Jimi now?Copy !req
2468. I didn't say that.
You can't hear Jimi.Copy !req
2469. Jimi ain't music?Copy !req
2470. It is, but you can't
hear Jimi.Copy !req
2471. Don't be dissin' Jimi.Copy !req
2472. You just
learned that word.Copy !req
2473. How did you know
you put that passCopy !req
2474. up high enough,
I could slam it?Copy !req
2475. Even the sun shines
on a dog's ass some days.Copy !req
2476. On a dog's ass?
Want to play me?Copy !req
2477. Don't start.Copy !req
2478. Hitting one dunk
don't mean you can play.Copy !req
2479. Putting a cat in an oven
don't make it a biscuit.Copy !req
2480. Your mama is so stupid,
it takes her 60...Copy !req
2481. It takes her 2 hours
to watch 60 minutes.Copy !req
2482. Stop hurting yourself.Copy !req
2483. Hey, man.Copy !req
2484. Smooth, baby.Copy !req
2485. You dropped
a 20 on them?Copy !req
2486. Yeah. If I don't take care
of my brothers, who will?Copy !req
2487. I'll bet you 20
on our game.Copy !req
2488. I'm not playing you.Copy !req
2489. No, no. You misunderstand.Copy !req
2490. How could you look ugly
and still lose?Copy !req
2491. You calling me ugly?Copy !req
2492. Your mother did.
I got a right to.Copy !req
2493. Can you come out
and play?Copy !req
2494. Do you think you can hang
with a real man?Copy !req
2495. Can you come out
and play?Copy !req
2496. Do you think you can hang
with the real thing?Copy !req
2497. You were dressed up
that nightCopy !req
2498. Uh, uhCopy !req
2499. You were
turnin' men awayCopy !req
2500. Oh, babyCopy !req
2501. Girl, you were so fineCopy !req
2502. Ooh, I, I couldn't let you
get awayCopy !req
2503. WhiteCopy !req
2504. MenCopy !req
2505. WhiteCopy !req
2506. MenCopy !req
2507. WhiteCopy !req
2508. MenCopy !req
2509. WhiteCopy !req
2510. To the beat, y'allCopy !req
2511. MenCopy !req
2512. Sometimes you have to doCopy !req
2513. What you gotta doCopy !req
2514. To even out the scoreCopy !req
2515. That's rightCopy !req
2516. Don't ever fake the gameCopy !req
2517. It's not a sure thingCopy !req
2518. Hold on
and jam it throughCopy !req
2519. Bet your bottom dollarCopy !req
2520. That you can
make them hollerCopy !req
2521. Don't you know that
white men can't jump?Copy !req
2522. Yeah, yeahCopy !req
2523. And if you say it louderCopy !req
2524. Then you might
make me prouderCopy !req
2525. Don't you know that
white men can't jump?Copy !req
2526. White men can't jumpCopy !req
2527. To the beat, y'allCopy !req
2528. Don't you know that
white men can't jump?Copy !req
2529. Yeah, yeahCopy !req
2530. 213Copy !req
2531. Area codeCopy !req
2532. Berdoo hick, a new dip
of a showroom stickCopy !req
2533. Going hell-for-leather
on metal clipCopy !req
2534. Pullin' it,
I got to deal with itCopy !req
2535. Throw the body in the trunk
and get rid of itCopy !req
2536. That's how I'm livin',
givin', AK-47Copy !req
2537. Got to be out by 11Copy !req
2538. Gangster sniper,
grow hyperCopy !req
2539. Disguised himself
as a window wiperCopy !req
2540. Stood there
through the glassCopy !req
2541. Get the gat, it's deadCopy !req
2542. I gotta think fastCopy !req
2543. Movin', always thinkin',
droppin' three skinCopy !req
2544. The body bag's stinkin'Copy !req
2545. Everyone's thinkin',
goin' big, till I slip inCopy !req
2546. Tie you up
and start whippin'Copy !req
2547. Help move the bit
to a new levelCopy !req
2548. Return
of the brown devilCopy !req
2549. 213Copy !req
2550. Area codeCopy !req
2551. Come on,
we goin' down like thisCopy !req
2552. Come onCopy !req
2553. I'm going upCopy !req
2554. And I won't come downCopy !req
2555. There's no regretsCopy !req
2556. In this world
I've foundCopy !req
2557. I can hear musicCopy !req
2558. Of a joyful soundCopy !req
2559. I'm going upCopy !req
2560. And I won't come downCopy !req
2561. I'm going upCopy !req
2562. And I won't come downCopy !req
2563. I ain't coming down.Copy !req
2564. Look for the hookCopy !req
2565. Everybody, everybody,
here comes the hookCopy !req
2566. Went to the studio
to make another hitCopy !req
2567. The tempo being funky,
this is funky as it getCopy !req
2568. If you trip,
watch your lipCopy !req
2569. With a quick pass,
then tip fastCopy !req
2570. Like I did when I cut class...
still passedCopy !req
2571. Mommy was a teacher,
and Daddy was a copCopy !req
2572. So I was born a brain
with a very good shotCopy !req
2573. Jersey born and bred
in an old one-horse 'steadCopy !req
2574. That's where
I got my practiceCopy !req
2575. Building bloods
with the hardheadsCopy !req
2576. Yeah, I'm a roughneck
with a rough threatCopy !req
2577. Wanna step? BetCopy !req
2578. No, this ain't a prank,
it's a death threatCopy !req
2579. From Latifah, the big chief,
for all of y'all to lookCopy !req
2580. Here comes the hookCopy !req
2581. This is the hookCopy !req
2582. Everybody, everybody,
jump up and lookCopy !req
2583. This is the hookCopy !req
2584. Everybody, everybody,
jump up and lookCopy !req
2585. Left hook, uhhCopy !req
2586. Right hook, uhhCopy !req
2587. Left hook, uhhCopy !req
2588. Right hook, uhhCopy !req
2589. Left hook, uhhCopy !req
2590. Right hook, uhhCopy !req
2591. Left hook, uhhCopy !req
2592. Right hook, uhhCopy !req