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8. Once upon a time...
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9. This really happened.
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10. To watch the hustle
and bustle of life
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for someone who likes people.
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from a certain distance.
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like astronauts.
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what's really going on.
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above a humble town,
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18. both tragedies
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happening today in town.
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21. Here, we should see five prams.
Oh, there's six already!
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22. We keep multiplying,
it's unstoppable.
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24. Here, there are tourists
from the cooperative farms.
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26. to admire our Renaissance facades
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27. and bad-mouth our good beer.
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28. This is our traffic specialist.
Watch him carefully.
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29. See how he sets up an accident.
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30. Thankfully, no one pays
any attention to him.
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31. Ah, Franta the Plank.
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32. Or Franta the Pipe. Depending on what
he's tinkering with at the time.
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33. Zuzanka draws all day long.
The little one tries hard too.
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34. Jindfiska,
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35. can you hear me?
Why are you painting in blue?
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36. That's the only colour I have, uncle!
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37. Well, why not? Even Picasso
had his blue period.
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38. The hopping gossip.
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39. She's hopping like this
to see into people's windows.
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40. This is what she'd like to see.
These two aren't married, you know.
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41. She'd very much like them
to be, though. It's her flat!
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42. The innkeepers seem to
be celebrating something.
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43. It can't be very important,
they're only small glasses.
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44. Unless it's a county auditor
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46. No, they'd still have bigger glasses...
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47. And here comes little Joska
with his dad, Janek.
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48. Janek pretends to have arthritis,
but really he's just thirsty.
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49. Franta's transporting bricks now?
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50. And they're still auditing over there.
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51. Well I never! Janek is working.
But isn't he sick?
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52. No! He's fallen over.
He's fine, as usual.
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53. Marjanka will help him.
She's a good woman.
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54. She's the mother of the little girl
with the blue chalk.
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55. I don't recall now whether
she's a widow or a single mother...
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56. Does it matter?
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58. That's our Janek.
Jackass!
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59. And this one too.
Robert, poor guy.
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60. I don't understand
what he sees in her.
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62. There's still time.
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63. I was right, they're from the county.
They have a black Tatra 603.
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64. Everything's in order,
the accounting, the drinks...
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65. And this one's for the driver.
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66. The show is over.
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67. As soon as he gets home, he'll recover
and be able to go to the pub.
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68. Franta again?
What's that around his neck?
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69. Some outlandish foreign medal from abroad?
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70. Hi!
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71. If he doesn't slow down,
he'll work himself to death.
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72. I can't watch this.
First it looked like an operetta,
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73. but if he doesn't come to his senses,
it'll turn into a tragedy.
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74. Will you always love me?
Until we die?
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75. - I have to go home for breakfast...
- Don't!
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76. - Marvellous!
- What a shot, right, my dear?
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77. - Murderer.
- Me, a murderer? Fool!
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78. Why? What's the point?
Storks are protected.
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79. I know, Marjanka,
but I have a special permit.
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80. Wait till you see it stuffed!
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81. She knows I don't do it
for my own benefit.
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82. Who can tell me what
our town is famous for?
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83. For our museum of taxidermy!
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84. Comrade teacher, what would
our town be without its stuffed animals?
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85. We wouldn't have such
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86. You should understand
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the best teaching aid there is.
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88. Teaching with corpses!
I'm not talking about you.
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89. No living animal is as much alive
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that's been stuffed.
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91. You're still murderers.
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92. They dislike outstretched wings.
Thankfully, we don't have them.
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93. Listen, Mr Oliva, hold on
to your bag and speak for yourself.
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94. No one but yourself, understood?
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95. That'll take some doing.
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96. Come on, move along!
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97. Back to work!
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98. Just a minute, I'm running late.
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99. Don't worry, you'll get some, too.
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100. - This line needs repainting.
- Of course, I'll see to it.
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101. Comrade, clean this.
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102. Oh, I will. We'll get her
all shiny like our Mafenka...
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103. Olda!
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104. - Why can't you...
- Please.
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105. Just go!
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106. That boy of mine is so stupid.
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107. Nonsense, your boy is very bright.
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108. - He just needs some care.
- That's not always easy
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110. Even with Robert as his teacher,
what's more...
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111. Listen, Robert, calling your
superior a murderer in public
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112. is hardly constructive criticism.
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113. - Isn't it?
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114. You know, I still hope to bring
you to the right path.
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115. For there's only one right path, just
as there's only one truth, right?
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116. Especially if it's your truth.
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117. My truth? What do you mean?
We all have our own version of the truth.
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118. What sort of idea is this,
young man? Caution!
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119. Excuse me, comrade headmaster.
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120. To the right, please, comrade teacher.
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121. - Excuse me?
- I said 'to the right'.
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122. Ah, to the right.
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123. We always say that the most
beautiful thing in the world is what?
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124. - Jéska?
- Friendship.
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125. And what else?
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127. Yes, and what else, Olda?
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128. - Not to cower to anyone.
- Not to cower to anyone, right.
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129. Together, all of this means
being a good citizen of our town.
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130. Right.
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131. Now, each of you will
write down or draw
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132. what he or she likes or dislikes
about our town
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133. and what you'd like to be even better.
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134. Go on, get working!
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135. I know you see me,
but what am supposed to do?
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136. I needed money for the car
and then for petrol,
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137. and for mummy too.
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138. If I treat the customer well,
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139. but don't give to the state
what's expected, I'll go to jail.
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140. If I give the state what it wants
and steal from the tourists...
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141. I go to jail, too.
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142. They teach us in school
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143. that the most beautiful things in the
world are friendship and honesty.
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145. I don't like my daddy
but I won't write that down
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146. because he'll beat me.
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147. The question does not correspond
to our expectations.
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148. As such, it is necessary to be strict
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149. about the moral aspect of the matter...
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150. The moral aspect of the matter...
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151. Did you get that?
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152. Because the matter...
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Come in!
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155. Always so hardworking, Julinka.
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156. Karel, close your eyes.
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157. Ruza, don't be silly.
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158. Oh, that's wonderful! Excellent!
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159. That is absolutely perfect!
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160. You are an artist, comrade headmaster.
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161. This comrade helped me, too.
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162. No, I only did the technical stuff,
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163. the artistic part,
that's all our headmaster.
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164. Each according to his ability.
Please, fly around.
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165. - Fly, so that the illusion is perfect.
- You mean like this?
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166. It's as if it were alive!
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167. Children, today we will
draw from reality.
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168. Comrade Oliva here
will serve as our model.
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169. If you wanted,
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170. I could tell you some stories.
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171. About how you fell in love?
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172. About your time as a sailor
and how you were shipwrecked?
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173. So, about love...
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174. and peril. Why not?
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175. These are the two things that make
an ordinary person a hero.
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176. At the time,
I dreamt of being a hero.
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177. I was young and handsome, then.
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178. Now I'm not young
anymore, just handsome.
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179. Why didn't you laugh, Helenka?
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180. Because you are handsome, uncle.
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181. Thank you, Helenka.
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182. But don't call me uncle.
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184. on a Greek ship.
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185. We set sail on a beautiful day,
everything was fine.
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the Cape of No-Hope...
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187. As it was called back then -
today it's the Cape of Good Hope,
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188. because everything's better now.
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189. As we were passing the Cape,
a storm appeared.
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190. A terrible thunderstorm, raging
for three days and three nights!
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191. The storm did all it could.
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192. The ship did all it could, too,
as did I... only the captain did nothing.
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193. We hit a reef
and we were shipwrecked.
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beach, not knowing how I got there.
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just crates and wreckage.
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I saw a little town.
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no one in the houses,
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not a soul anywhere.
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201. Just the sound of music,
coming from afar,
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202. as if carried by the wind.
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203. A magical melody,
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were gathered there,
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playing a magic flute.
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211. There was a girl there with him...
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I had ever seen.
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214. Her name was Diana.
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most beautifully
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219. Unbelievable, uncle... Mr Oliva!
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No, no. Go back to your seats!
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my only memory of Diana.
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all the wonders of the world
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made flesh. So what happened to me?
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- And how!
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227. I followed them from town
to town, from city to city.
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I did everything.
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240. Then one hot day, Diana fell asleep
beneath a blossoming mulberry bush.
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under a mulberry bush
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even if they're sleeping.
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245. So when Diana fell asleep
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mulberry bush,
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the cat's glasses?"
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249. And Diana, sleeping under the
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without his glasses, under his gaze,
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251. "everyone will change colour
according to their nature and deeds.”
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I waited for the next show
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256. And it was just as Diana said.
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- Who?
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261. Exactly! Like sulphur,
an egg yolk or a canary bird.
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262. - Serves them right.
- And most importantly, Jindriska,
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like field poppies.
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ordinary, normal people?
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the most complicated.
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didn't want others to know they were bad,
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and killed the cat.
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The wind will softly blow,
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It's you two again.
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Everyone reaches the sea
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283. - What's that vagrant doing there?
- Comrade Oliva?
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- I see that. And behaving like a clown!
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Facts. Nothing else exists for me.
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290. - Kitty!
- Don't be silly.
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Here, pussy cat...
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294. Kitty!
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295. Mourek!
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- No.
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girl I've ever seen.
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- That happens.
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- I'm happy...
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- No, to meet you.
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like our castellan.
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- Our castle keeper.
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307. Or rather, he looks like you,
talks like you. His name is Oliva.
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308. Oliva, Oliva...
Do we know an Oliva?
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310. - Just like you.
- And handsome, right?
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what I want to know.
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- Well, if I were a magician...
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Refreshing, no?
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Who would you like to see? Napoleon?
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- Genghis Khan?
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320. I'd prefer something...
less military, more ordinary.
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- Like me.
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like the finity and infinity
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finite or infinite?
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329. that a cup of coffee would be
most welcome, what do you say?
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331. But with Robert,
it'll still be difficult.
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332. Go on, take one!
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333. Robert can be so pigheaded!
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334. And yet a such a coward
at the same time.
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or aimed at anyone.
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340. Merely typical.
A bunch of petty insults.
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341. My good man, I think we
are in the same boat.
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of infidelity.
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How strange.
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for pilferers and thieves.
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snitches, careerists and liars.
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that's the only way.
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- I'll kill it! I'll kill it!
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- Ruda!
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360. Mourek!
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A symposium of doubles?
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of matter and antimatter?
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create a third, unknown force.
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366. Mr Oliva, please, have you
seen the cat, Mourek, around here?
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question... even in this darkness.
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368. - I did see him.
- Where?
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369. I put him in my bag
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370. I let him go just now
so he stays with us a bit longer.
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371. - He's needed here.
- He's needed everywhere.
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373. As a magician, you should know.
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375. That's okay, we're used to that here.
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377. But it's horse meat I carry in here.
I like a good goulash.
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378. - Good night.
- Sweet dreams.
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379. - You too.
- A double goodnight.
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380. By the way,
don't you remember me?
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381. Of course I do.
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382. You were my alter ego
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383. and you fell in love with Diana.
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384. Yes, and how!
How come she doesn't recognise me?
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385. Youth has a short memory.
Only the old remember.
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386. How beautiful she was
when she was young.
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387. What am I saying?
She's still young and beautiful.
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388. - There's something wrong here.
- Why?
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389. Youth does not age,
and beauty never fades.
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390. Good point.
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391. How long have you been doing this?
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392. Me? Well...
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393. For as long as people have needed it.
A little beauty,
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395. just to add a pinch of spice into
the mundane. And what do you do?
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396. I try to cultivate
children's imaginations.
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398. it withers just as soon as childhood ends.
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399. I'd call it a non-resiliant annual.
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400. My aim is to cultivate
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402. Well then, we both have
a lot of work to do.
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404. A very goodnight!
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- From our home.
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407. Anywhere where there are children,
where there is Oliva, you,
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409. I met you before, Diana,
a long time ago.
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you feel the breeze blowing
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that it makes your heart ache.
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415. You reach for it but
it's always too far away.
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I saw you often.
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421. Mourek!
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422. Kitty, kitty!
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423. Mourek!
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424. Don't leave, Diana.
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425. I have to.
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426. There's always
someone waiting for us.
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427. Find the cat.
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428. I'll come back for him!
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429. Attention! Attention!
This is an urgent announcement.
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430. The specially trained cat
Mourek has run away.
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431. The missing animal is
fully grown and tabby-coloured.
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432. As it is a highly-prized,
trained animal
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433. whoever finds it will be well rewarded.
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434. Nothing can happen to me, after all.
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435. But I think some should
be quite worried, right?
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436. I really couldn't care
less about that cat.
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437. I don't like cats,
they are known to be deceitful.
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438. I don't like vagrants, either.
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439. There's no need to worry
if one's conscience is clear.
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440. - Aha! Hee-haw, hee-haw.
- Hee-haw!
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441. What did they say?
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442. That trained cat's been seen
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443. in the field near the woods.
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444. Trained or not,
in the field or in the woods,
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445. that beast is nothing but vermin.
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446. We've got hunting permits
that we're not even using...
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447. I'd love to have a shot myself.
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448. Your rifle is all clean,
shiny and ready.
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449. - So... what about this afternoon?
- This afternoon!
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450. - And the bill?
- I'll take care of it.
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451. I We Czechs, are fine musicians
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452. - Are you alright, sir?
- The smell!
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453. What a stink!
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454. Wait!
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455. Marjanka, my leg's acting up again.
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456. Are you telling the truth, Janek?
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457. I swear to God.
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458. Hi, dad!
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459. The cat is in town!
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460. Your jokes used to be
better, Mr Oliva!
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461. And you used to be less grey.
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462. - Why are you in such a hurry?
- I'm not in a hurry.
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463. Oh yes, you are.
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464. When people are ashamed,
they're always in a hurry.
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465. Can't you knock?
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466. Get me Robert.
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467. You see, that tabby's been
found after all.
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468. You know what?
Ask Jbska to bring it here...
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469. I'd like to have a closer look
at that four-legged wizard.
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470. As you wish.
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471. Calling Jéska. Jéska and the cat
to the headmaster's office.
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472. - Will you kee an eye on him?
- Of course I will.
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473. He can stay with me
until Diana comes for him.
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474. - He can play with the other cats.
- He'll have a hell of a time.
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475. Now go and tell the kids
that I will look after Mourek.
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476. - Go, don't worry.
- I'm coming for that little rascal.
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477. Wait!
Wait, stop!
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478. - Wait, we need to talk, young man.
- You betrayed me.
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479. Yes, let's talk about betrayal.
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480. You are the one who betrayed
your mission as a teacher.
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481. - I am a good teacher!
- Sit down.
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482. You teach the children to rebel
against their fellow citizens.
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483. That cat was your doing.
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484. - The cat only shows the truth.
- I refuse to talk about the cat!
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485. Fine, but tell the caretaker
to give that cat back to me.
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486. - Do you like teaching?
- Of course, or I wouldn't be here.
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487. Here's some good advice:
forget about the cat,
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488. don't think about this or that,
just teach.
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489. Or else...
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490. - I know everything, Robert.
- What will I tell the children?
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491. - They've entrusted that cat to me...
- Being a rebel won't help.
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492. But I'm not spineless, Julinka.
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493. Come now, tactics and spinelessness
are two different things.
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494. Those tactics of yours
turned you purple.
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495. - That was only for you, Robert.
- Of course.
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496. You want Mourek and you want to teach...
you need to compromise.
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497. I'm reaching...
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498. Oh, stop joking.
A temporary compromise is possible.
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499. What compromise?
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500. This. You know how much
the headmaster values it.
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501. We already did the stork.
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502. So you'll repeat the lesson, then.
For the greater good.
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503. It's like a feathered mummy, ugh!
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504. The cat in exchange for the stork.
I'll handle the rest.
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505. Julinka.
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506. Is it true that the cat
is not with you?
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507. I gave him to Olda's father
for a while, you know?
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508. - My dad doesn't like him.
- Why would you think that?
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510. This bird is a stork,
we already did that.
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511. We did but it bears repeating.
Jindriska, what do you know about it?
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512. The stork eats fish
and other animals living in lakes.
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513. Will we get Mourek back?
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514. Good day.
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515. Continue your lesson, comrade.
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516. I feel like my spine's
beginning to bend.
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517. The great stork,
a fascinating subject.
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518. Headmaster, the class would
like to know how you stuff a stork.
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520. Is he serious?
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521. Dear children,
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'taxidermy', of this frog-eater
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524. It is, if I may say so,
an artistic endeavour...
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525. Look! The caretaker is carrying
Mourek in a cage.
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526. He's got a stocking over his head.
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527. Taxidermy may be fascinating,
but it is no longer necessary.
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528. We don't need to kill
animals to study them.
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529. Isn't it better to capture their life
and beauty on film or in a photograph?
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530. Look at that poor thing
staring blankly at us.
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531. Imagine Mourek, stuffed
and staring with glass eyes.
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532. Have you gone insane, Robert?
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533. You must apologise.
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534. - Apologise or...
- Or what?
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535. - Or it's over between us.
- I agree.
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536. - Agree with what?
- Ending this.
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537. - But Robert...
- It's better this way...
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538. we're not compatible.
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539. That's interesting.
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540. At first sight it appears to be just
an ordinary cat but in reality...
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541. - It's a monster.
- Keep a good eye on that anarchist.
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542. - And as I ordered...
- Don't worry, everything's ready.
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543. I could start right away...
I'm thinking, now that we have him,
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544. so many things can happen to a cat,
like, it could eat something bad...
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545. Tell Janek and the manager to come
see me in my office at midnight.
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546. Understood.
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547. I summoned you all here to discuss
the cat situation.
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548. It is a very troublesome matter.
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549. I must warn you that
as a public official,
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influence any of you,
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551. I am neither for,
nor against, any outcome.
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552. My only wish is to prevent any
recurrence of those scandalous scenes
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553. and that no honest citizen
of our town is slandered again.
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554. - Break its neck in the door!
- Let's remain civilized, my friend.
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555. No one's going to steal the cat.
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556. Everything is prepared.
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557. Please, go on.
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558. I would rip it to pieces.
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559. What if someone were to
steal the cat...
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560. Theoretically.
If you get my meaning.
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561. Tomorrow morning,
the caretaker goes to the cellar
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562. and discovers the cage is empty,
the window broken...
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563. everybody suspects Robert...
and in the meantime, the cat...
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564. is dead somewhere.
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565. What do you say?
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566. I don't make any decisions,
I only supervise the meeting.
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567. Okay, but someone has to
make the decision, right?
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568. How low you've
fallen, young man
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569. Is such a man
fit to teach our children?
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570. Absolutely not.
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571. Listen to me, Robert...
you should find another job.
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572. Or else...
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573. Let's cover it in glue and
put it in the janitor's bed.
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574. Let's put a stocking
over the headmaster's head.
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575. - We trust the cat.
- Let's put the caretaker in a cage.
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576. We're not stupid.
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577. We won't give up without a fight.
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578. Sova, put one
in the playground as well!
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579. And I'll put one on the high street.
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580. Pull them all down
and tear them to pieces.
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581. AND OUR CAT MOUREK.
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582. AND WE ARE LEAVING.
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583. Attention, all the third grade pupils
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584. are to return immediately
to their homes.
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585. I repeat.
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586. All third grade pupils
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587. are to return immediately
to their homes.
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588. If only they knew...
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589. what I know...
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590. Attention,
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591. all third grade pupils are
to go home immediately.
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592. I repeat...
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593. Venousek!
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594. - Children!
- Olda!
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595. - Veruna!
- Olda!
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596. Careful!
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597. - Olda!
- Children!
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598. Children! Come back!
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599. Please, follow me, everyone!
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600. The left ones on the left
and the right ones on the right!
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601. - Don't scream like that!
- But they won't hear me!
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602. Go this way, I'll go that way...
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603. Mother.
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604. FrantiSek!
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605. Marenka!
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606. Dusan!
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607. Please, Petticek!
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608. Petfi¢ek!
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609. Attention!
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610. All the third grade pupils
are to return immediately...
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611. As if we don't have enough trouble...
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612. They've looked everywhere,
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613. it's as if the children have
vanished into thin air.
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614. So now, they try to be nice,
caring... in their own way.
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615. Jbéska, if you don't show
yourself right now,
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616. don't you dare show your face again!
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617. Jindfiska, are you there?
The fun is over. Time to come home...
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618. Or you'll get a good hiding,
do you hear me?
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619. Please, calm down everybody.
It's just normal childish hi jinks.
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620. When night falls, they'll get scared
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622. Mother!
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624. Mother!
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625. What tragedy has befallen us?
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626. - We have the cat to thank for that.
- And Robert!
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627. No, this is the headmaster's fault!
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628. - The devil himself for all we know!
- Don't talk of the devil!
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629. I know! The caretaker's to blame,
he got drunk and said...
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630. Yes! This is all my fault!
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631. I wanted to kill the cat.
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632. I did terrible things to Robert.
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633. But most of all, I was a bootlicker!
Pardon me, headmaster...
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634. It's no surprise. No wonder
my son couldn't love a father like me.
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635. Olda!
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636. Come home!
I promise I'll never do it again.
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637. And what should I say?
I was the biggest crook of all.
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638. My own child
is disgusted by me.
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639. When Joska comes back,
I'll become the best of workers!
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640. They'll use me as an example
at country shows!
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641. None of us are without blame.
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642. But we didn't deserve this.
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643. - The headmaster is to blame.
- This is pointless.
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644. We must get down on our knees and
beg forgiveness of Robert - and the cat.
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645. Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
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646. The terrible things we've done!
Just ask the headmaster.
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647. Go ahead, ask me. What's more honourable
than a bit of sincere self-criticism?
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648. You've made mistakes, comrades,
but you are forgiven.
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649. Now, we all must stick together,
united we need to...
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650. Wait a minute! What did
the caretaker say about you plotting?
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651. Come on, Marjanka,
don't drag him through the mud.
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652. Can't you see he feels guilty enough?
He's liable to say anything.
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653. Well, let's hear it then.
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654. Yes, let the caretaker speak!
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655. If you believe in me, good people,
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657. I will speak! May God strike me
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659. Yes, I admit I made mistakes.
But what were they?
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660. I'm guilty only of trusting
people blindly.
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661. You heard it yourself:
a bootlicker, a malingerer, a crook...
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662. They're simply disgusting.
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663. Comrades, this is a grave moment.
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664. You're looking for a culprit,
but you're looking too late.
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665. How many times did I warn you?
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666. I tried by hook and by crook, but no.
He was so stubborn.
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667. He even incited the children
to plaster the town with posters.
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668. - This is the truth, Marjanka.
- And who went after the cat with a rifle?
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669. I don't know about the others,
but I was hunting rabbits.
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670. Oh really? So that's why you were
shooting at every stray cat...
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671. - I saw it with my own eyes...
- That's enough.
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672. I think it would be best if you
brought the cat here, don't you think?
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673. Gladly. I'm happy to be rid of it.
Anyway, it didn't do anything to me.
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674. - Fetch the cat. Alive.
- I will.
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675. Nothing.
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676. They're nowhere to be found.
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677. Be quiet, madam.
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678. Let Robert talk through the loudspeaker.
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681. and the most competent of all my
staff, comrade Robert.
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682. Let bygones be bygones.
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683. - Dear children...
- And especially my Petfik!
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684. It's me, your teacher Robert.
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685. I'm waiting here for you
with your mums and dads.
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686. If only you could see how sad
they are, and so am I.
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687. You didn't betray your friend the cat
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688. and I know you're only trying to help me,
and that's very good of you...
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689. But by staying in hiding,
you're not helping anyone.
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690. If you come back,
we'll all be together again
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691. to make sure no one touches a hair
on our clever cat's head.
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692. Now hurry back so we
can play together again
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693. and remind each other that the most
beautiful thing in the world is friendship.
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694. Come, you little devil!
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695. - Where is Mourek?
- He's here!
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696. The poor thing, he can't see.
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697. Take off the stocking. We already
know everyone's true colours anyway.
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698. Yes, of course. Wait a minute!
You've had your fun with Mourek,
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really good care of him.
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700. You shameless liar!
I promised him to the kids!
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701. And they had their fun with him.
Tell me, Olda...
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702. - You're behaving like children.
- That would be cause to celebrate!
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703. Come on, Robert!
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704. Do you hear it?
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Look, he's a chameleon!
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