1. Five...Copy !req
2. nine, ten, eleven...Copy !req
3. twelve, thirteen,
nineteen, seventeen...Copy !req
4. Arnie, eat some chicken.Copy !req
5. I don't want any chicken, Gilbert.Copy !req
6. You want some corn?Copy !req
7. - I want some corn.
- Have some corn.Copy !req
8. Good?Copy !req
9. Not good corn.Copy !req
10. Gilbert...Copy !req
11. are they gonna come soon?Copy !req
12. 'Cause I gotta go back home,
you know?Copy !req
13. Pretty soon.Copy !req
14. I want them to come.Copy !req
15. - You wanna go home?
- No.Copy !req
16. I wanna see 'em.Copy !req
17. They're gonna come soon, huh?Copy !req
18. How many more miles
till they come, Gilbert?Copy !req
19. - Three million, buddy.
- Three?Copy !req
20. - Yep.
- Okay.Copy !req
21. That's them, huh?
Look, it's them!Copy !req
22. Look! Look over there!Copy !req
23. Look at them, Gilbert!
They're coming!Copy !req
24. Honk your horn!
Honk your horn!Copy !req
25. My brother Arnie's
about to turn 18.Copy !req
26. My family's planning
a big party for him.Copy !req
27. Watching the campers
is our yearly ritual.Copy !req
28. They're doing the right thing
just passing through.Copy !req
29. God, Arnie.
You're gettin' so big.Copy !req
30. Pretty soon, I ain't gonna
be able to carry you no more.Copy !req
31. You know,
you're getting littler, Gilbert.Copy !req
32. You're getting littler.
You're shrinking.Copy !req
33. You're shrinking, Gilbert.Copy !req
34. Endora.Copy !req
35. Endora's where we are.Copy !req
36. Describing Endora
is like dancing to no music.Copy !req
37. It's a town where
nothing much ever happens...Copy !req
38. and nothing much ever will.Copy !req
39. Lamson's Grocery is where I work.Copy !req
40. And miles out of town on
the interstate, there's Foodland...Copy !req
41. where everyone else shops.Copy !req
42. This is where I live
with my family.Copy !req
43. My dad built the house, and it's
my job to keep up the repairs.Copy !req
44. Doctors said we'd be lucky
if Arnie lived to be ten.Copy !req
45. Well, ten came and went.
Now the doctors are saying...Copy !req
46. "Any time now.
Arnie can go at any time. "Copy !req
47. - Some days you want him to live...
- The head.Copy !req
48. some days you don't.Copy !req
49. - What is it, buddy?
- I killed him.Copy !req
50. - I killed him, Gilbert.
- I know.Copy !req
51. I know, buddy.Copy !req
52. My older sister Amy's
more like a mother.Copy !req
53. She used to manage the elementary
school cafeteria over in Motley...Copy !req
54. until it burned down last year.Copy !req
55. My other sister, Ellen,
just turned 15.Copy !req
56. She got her braces off, and she's
been walking around going "Ooh, ah."Copy !req
57. Like she can't believe
the feel of teeth.Copy !req
58. I got another brother, Larry,
but he got away.Copy !req
59. And then there's Mama,
who in her day...Copy !req
60. was the prettiest girl
in these parts.Copy !req
61. Ever since our dad
was hung out to dry 17 years ago...Copy !req
62. Mama's had her hands full.Copy !req
63. You see, with Mama there's
no nice way to break it to you.Copy !req
64. She hasn't left the house
in over seven years.Copy !req
65. - I'm Gilbert.
- Ellen, I need your help.Copy !req
66. - What is it?
- Gilbert Grape.Copy !req
67. Sunshine? Where's my sunshine?Copy !req
68. I don't know, Mama.Copy !req
69. - Just the essentials.
- Okay.Copy !req
70. Gilbert, get him down from there.Copy !req
71. - Hurry.
- Let's go.Copy !req
72. - Amy, have you seen Arnie?
- No.Copy !req
73. I thought he was with you.Copy !req
74. I wonder where he is.Copy !req
75. Gee, I don't know.Copy !req
76. Ellen, have you seen your brother?Copy !req
77. He's in the tree.Copy !req
78. He is not in the tree.
Gilbert already looked in the tree.Copy !req
79. Isn't that right, Gilbert?Copy !req
80. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
81. Don't do that. You scared me.
Come here.Copy !req
82. - I was up there!
- Yeah, you were up in the tree.Copy !req
83. I was right up there.Copy !req
84. Can I help you with anything?Copy !req
85. Thank you, and good-bye.Copy !req
86. - Gilbert?
- Sir?Copy !req
87. Is something goin' on at Foodland?Copy !req
88. I wouldn't know, sir.
I don't shop there. I'd rather die.Copy !req
89. I'll tell you, Foodland's
up to something if you ask me.Copy !req
90. It's those lobsters, isn't it?Copy !req
91. Scads of lobsters all in a tank.Copy !req
92. Am I right?Copy !req
93. You know,
you shouldn't worry about it.Copy !req
94. It's just a phase. People
will come back here, believe me.Copy !req
95. - You think?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
96. The way you say that makes me think
I'm talking to your father.Copy !req
97. - Can I have these two?
- No, just one.Copy !req
98. - Can I have these two?
- Sure, go ahead.Copy !req
99. Say "Thank you."Copy !req
100. - Say hello to Mama for me.
- All right. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
101. Gilbert? That was Mrs. Carver
needing a delivery.Copy !req
102. Could you?Copy !req
103. Boys, go on outside.Copy !req
104. - But we don't want to.
- Yeah, we don't want to.Copy !req
105. Go play.Copy !req
106. Get back in the truck.
Keep countin', okay?Copy !req
107. Okay. I was counting.Copy !req
108. Five, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,
fourteen, fifteen, sixteen...Copy !req
109. Hey, kids, let's play!Copy !req
110. Come on!Copy !req
111. We got the trampoline.
Come on, boys. It's fun!Copy !req
112. The ice cream's gonna melt...Copy !req
113. soon.Copy !req
114. You're right.
It is melting.Copy !req
115. Oh, my God!Copy !req
116. - Oh, my.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
117. - Come on up. I wanna show you.
- I don't wanna do it.Copy !req
118. - You don't wanna do it?
- I want a pool.Copy !req
119. - You want a pool?
- Yeah, we want a pool.Copy !req
120. Come on up.
Up, up, up, up.Copy !req
121. Gilbert was just making a delivery.Copy !req
122. Gilbert, come here for a second.Copy !req
123. - Here.
- Oh, no, really.Copy !req
124. Oh, no, here.
I insist. You deserve it.Copy !req
125. Thank you.Copy !req
126. - Thank you.
- Bye, Gilbert.Copy !req
127. Come by my office.Copy !req
128. We need to talk.Copy !req
129. Okay, son, it's a little dangerous
up there. Come on down.Copy !req
130. Arnie, get down!Copy !req
131. Come on, son.
We've had enough fun for one day.Copy !req
132. Come on down.Copy !req
133. - Son?
- Yeah?Copy !req
134. - Come on down.
- No!Copy !req
135. I'm not coming down!
I'm goin' up there!Copy !req
136. Son, come on down.Copy !req
137. I'm gonna go up there!Copy !req
138. - Come on down, buddy.
- Look up here.Copy !req
139. Hi!Copy !req
140. Okay, son.
Come on down.Copy !req
141. I'm gonna go up here!Copy !req
142. Come on, son.Copy !req
143. I'm goin' higher than before!Copy !req
144. I'm goin' high!Copy !req
145. It's gonna be getting dark soon.
Come on down.Copy !req
146. Hey, Bob.
Yeah, here we go again.Copy !req
147. Basically, I don't like
to work on carburetors...Copy !req
148. and I can tell
without gettin' into it...Copy !req
149. that that is a complicated unit.Copy !req
150. I understand. I can do it myself,
but I need the part.Copy !req
151. Look, let me show you.Copy !req
152. See, it's this
little guy right here.Copy !req
153. The needle valve is worn down.Copy !req
154. I need a new one.
Can we order it?Copy !req
155. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
156. - I can order it.
- How long will that take?Copy !req
157. - Probably a week.
- A week?Copy !req
158. Don't make us come get you.Copy !req
159. You don't have to come get me!
I'm goin' up here!Copy !req
160. I'm not gonna fall!Copy !req
161. My shoe done fell off.Copy !req
162. I know a boy
whose name is ArnieCopy !req
163. He's about to turn 18
and have a big partyCopy !req
164. I know a boy
whose name is ArnieCopy !req
165. Come on down, buddy.
Come on.Copy !req
166. Match in the gas tank
Boom, boomCopy !req
167. Good boy.
Come on down, buddy.Copy !req
168. Here we go. Thanks a lot, Jerry.
Really sorry.Copy !req
169. Good boy. Good boy.Copy !req
170. I'm gonna take him home.
I promise it won't happen again.Copy !req
171. We hear this every time.
Then after a couple of days...Copy !req
172. he's right back up there again.Copy !req
173. But this is the last time.
Right, buddy?Copy !req
174. - It's the last time.
- Yeah.Copy !req
175. - Come on. Let's go.
- I wanna go back up there again.Copy !req
176. - I wanna go up there again.
- Arnie, man, good job.Copy !req
177. Don't touch him.Copy !req
178. Way to go, Arnie.
Could you do it again for me?Copy !req
179. Get out of here.Copy !req
180. Could you help me out later
with the fridge?Copy !req
181. - With the what?
- Something wrong with the fridge.Copy !req
182. - The electricity?
- I don't know. Maybe.Copy !req
183. All right.
I have to get my tools.Copy !req
184. I'll just come by later.
You be careful, all right?Copy !req
185. Don't disappear like that
again on me, okay?Copy !req
186. I disappeared on Mom like that.Copy !req
187. - Please don't disappear.
- Just let him go.Copy !req
188. - Will you bring the milk?
- I promise, Mama.Copy !req
189. Good boy. Good boy.Copy !req
190. The food.Copy !req
191. Are we ready
to talk about the party?Copy !req
192. - Sure.
- Ellen's in charge of decorations.Copy !req
193. Purple, orange and green.Copy !req
194. - Sounds good.
- Theme colors.Copy !req
195. That sounds pretty good.Copy !req
196. I'm doing the food, the cake.Copy !req
197. Arnie, I'm making something
very special for you.Copy !req
198. And Mama,
you can supervise everything.Copy !req
199. - Okay with everybody?
- That's disgusting.Copy !req
200. - Sounds good.
- What about me?Copy !req
201. You are the guest of honor.
How about that?Copy !req
202. What about me?
It's my party!Copy !req
203. You just show up, buddy.
That's your job.Copy !req
204. - All you have to do is show up.
- You don't have to do anything.Copy !req
205. All you have to do is turn 18.Copy !req
206. You know, that just leaves Gilbert.Copy !req
207. You're the only one
without anything to do.Copy !req
208. - Got any ideas?
- Sure he does.Copy !req
209. - No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.Copy !req
210. I'm almost 16,
and I've got pages of ideas.Copy !req
211. She designed a whole cake,
and you haven't done anything.Copy !req
212. - Stop it, Ellen.
- Can I be excused?Copy !req
213. - He never does anything!
- Can't we do something as a family?Copy !req
214. - This is no fair!
- Can I please be excused?Copy !req
215. - We're planning this as a family.
- It's my party though!Copy !req
216. So it's gonna be an exact copy of
the original they built in Boone.Copy !req
217. - Really?
- Which is no big deal.Copy !req
218. All Burger Barns
are built identical.Copy !req
219. They're prefabricated.
They just ship 'em out.Copy !req
220. It's so efficient.
It's amazing.Copy !req
221. In a matter of a couple days...Copy !req
222. there can be
a whole new restaurant.Copy !req
223. So I was driving past
the building site today.Copy !req
224. You know, it's goin' up
right down the road from Foodland.Copy !req
225. The general manager was there.
So I says...Copy !req
226. "Can I fill out an application?"
He said, "You bet you can."Copy !req
227. So I did, you know,
and it looks really good.Copy !req
228. I might be wearin' one of them
uniforms, flippin' some burgers...Copy !req
229. saltin' some fries.Copy !req
230. You never know. It could be the
best thing that ever happened to me.Copy !req
231. Get out of here!Copy !req
232. I saw her!Copy !req
233. - That wasn't nice.
- What? What did I do?Copy !req
234. You know what you did.Copy !req
235. That's your mother in there.Copy !req
236. - Your mother.
- I know.Copy !req
237. I don't get you, man.
I just don't get it.Copy !req
238. - Let's go, buddy.
- Okay.Copy !req
239. Come on.Copy !req
240. Run, now! Run!Copy !req
241. - Bye-bye, Mama.
- Bye, you guys.Copy !req
242. I'm not tired yet, Gilbert.Copy !req
243. Gotta go to sleep, okay?Copy !req
244. Okay. Good-bye.Copy !req
245. No, it's not good-bye.
It's good night.Copy !req
246. Good-bye is for when
you're going away.Copy !req
247. And we're not going anywhere,
are we?Copy !req
248. I know that.Copy !req
249. - Jeez, I know that, Gilbert.
- See you tomorrow.Copy !req
250. We're not going anywhere!Copy !req
251. Good-bye!Copy !req
252. - You gotta work later?
- Yeah, I do.Copy !req
253. Hi there, ladies.Copy !req
254. - I gotta come back.
- How's Mama?Copy !req
255. - She's fat.
- Come on, man.Copy !req
256. - She's not all that big.
- What?Copy !req
257. I saw a guy at the state fair
who was a little bit bigger.Copy !req
258. A little bit bigger?Copy !req
259. All I'm saying is she's not
the biggest I've ever seen.Copy !req
260. - Tucker, she's a whale!
- Take her out for a walk.Copy !req
261. - Take her out for a jog.
- Tucker, she's a whale!Copy !req
262. - I'm just sayin' give her a chance.
- Hi, guys.Copy !req
263. - How's business?
- Not good.Copy !req
264. Nobody's dying.Copy !req
265. There's a clear ladder.
There's a clear corporate ladder.Copy !req
266. - I mean, this is not...
- That's good.Copy !req
267. That's a good thing for you to do.Copy !req
268. If you guys would give it a chance...Copy !req
269. I just was saying that it wasn't
something I should be doing myself.Copy !req
270. They use canola oil, okay?Copy !req
271. You know what canola oil is?
You probably don't.Copy !req
272. They probably don't sell it
at Lamson's Grocery.Copy !req
273. It's cutting edge.
It creates a crispier french fry...Copy !req
274. and a more unique product.Copy !req
275. And Burger Barn... Forget Wendy's,
Burger King, McDonald's.Copy !req
276. That's old hat.
Burger Barn's cutting edge.Copy !req
277. I mean,
I could really stand behind it.Copy !req
278. It's an innovative place.
They created the salad bar...Copy !req
279. which is now mimicked by every
single fast-food chain in America.Copy !req
280. They came up with that.Copy !req
281. Fifteen different toppings for
each salad, two kinds of lettuce.Copy !req
282. And it's all that you care to eat.Copy !req
283. You either go from clerk to fry cook
to cook to assistant manager...Copy !req
284. of you can go from clerk
to cashier captain...Copy !req
285. to assistant manager.Copy !req
286. And then from assistant manager,
you could go to manager...Copy !req
287. and then regional manager
and then...Copy !req
288. Look at the little fellas.Copy !req
289. You mean my hoppers.Copy !req
290. Let's try this.Copy !req
291. For my friend.Copy !req
292. There you go, my boy.Copy !req
293. What do you say, Arnie?Copy !req
294. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
295. This Thursday.Copy !req
296. It's our anniversary.Copy !req
297. I'll need a delivery later.Copy !req
298. Have a nice day.Copy !req
299. He's behind the chips.Copy !req
300. - Delivery, son.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
301. Delivery. She's gonna be
needin' some help.Copy !req
302. Yes, sir.Copy !req
303. - Is that your bike?
- Yes.Copy !req
304. I'll do it, Gilbert.Copy !req
305. - Here. Wait a sec.
- I got it!Copy !req
306. - I did it, huh?
- Look there.Copy !req
307. I did it by myself.Copy !req
308. Yeah. Look at that.Copy !req
309. I could go at any time.Copy !req
310. Any time.Copy !req
311. Excuse me. Where to?Copy !req
312. Just keep going straight.Copy !req
313. All right.Copy !req
314. My mom wants me to become 18.Copy !req
315. I'm having a big party, huh?Copy !req
316. - When is that party coming?
- Six days.Copy !req
317. Six days and my party,
and I'm gonna become 18.Copy !req
318. I'm 18, and you're not invited.Copy !req
319. - Don't be rude.
- It's okay.Copy !req
320. He's just being honest.
I don't mind.Copy !req
321. - I got the groceries!
- Be careful with them.Copy !req
322. I got the groceries.
I got 'em, okay?Copy !req
323. - I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
- It's okay.Copy !req
324. - Don't worry about it.
- No, I'm really sorry.Copy !req
325. It's okay.Copy !req
326. - I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry.Copy !req
327. Are you sorry?Copy !req
328. I'm not sorry. He's not sorry.
We're not sorry.Copy !req
329. Don't be sorry.Copy !req
330. I'm not sorry.Copy !req
331. If people are gonna come that early,
we should have some appetizers.Copy !req
332. That'd be good. You know
those little Vienna sausage things?Copy !req
333. You put 'em in grape jelly
and ketchup and make a sauce.Copy !req
334. - I want hot dogs, Mom.
- How about pretzels?Copy !req
335. You know, like those Hawaiian
appetizers they make with...Copy !req
336. You get pineapple chunks
out of the can...Copy !req
337. and you wrap them with
little pieces of bacon...Copy !req
338. - and put a toothpick through 'em.
- How do you cook the bacon?Copy !req
339. In the oven on a pan.Copy !req
340. The bacon's not gonna be crisp if
you bake it in the oven on a sheet.Copy !req
341. - Yes, it will.
- Nobody wants greasy...Copy !req
342. - I want hot dogs!
- floppy bacon.Copy !req
343. - I want hot dogs!
- We're gonna have hot dogs, honey.Copy !req
344. I promise,
we're gonna have hot dogs.Copy !req
345. The thing about every party
that I've been to is that... What?Copy !req
346. Could you not talk
with your mouth full?Copy !req
347. Excuse me?Copy !req
348. You're making me sick.
I'm gonna throw up.Copy !req
349. Okay, Dad.Copy !req
350. - Sure thing, Dad.
- Will you two cut it out?Copy !req
351. - Okay, Dad. Sure thing, Dad.
- That's nice.Copy !req
352. - Stop it, you guys.
- Dad's dead, Ellen.Copy !req
353. - I can't believe you said that.
- Shut up!Copy !req
354. Dad's dead!Copy !req
355. - Arnie...
- Dad's dead!Copy !req
356. Arnie, it's okay.
Stop it now.Copy !req
357. - Oh, God.
- Dad's dead! Dad's dead!Copy !req
358. - Mama, don't get upset.
- Make him stop.Copy !req
359. - Arnie, shut up!
- Dead! Dead! Dead!Copy !req
360. - You're crazy, Arnie!
- Stop it.Copy !req
361. - Just calm down.
- Stop it!Copy !req
362. - Stop it!
- That's enough!Copy !req
363. Arnie, that's enough!Copy !req
364. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
365. - Arnie, be quiet.
- Dad's dead!Copy !req
366. I said, stop it right now!Copy !req
367. It should be two-by-tens
or two-by-twelves...Copy !req
368. and the space
between 'em here should...Copy !req
369. Right now, it's at two feet.Copy !req
370. This should be 16 inches.
I mean, that's just standard.Copy !req
371. And this right here...
See this here? Flat flooring?Copy !req
372. Once the wood gets old,
you're gonna fall right through it.Copy !req
373. I guess Daddy wasn't
much of a carpenter.Copy !req
374. Gilbert, why did he use
two-by-sixes instead of two-by...Copy !req
375. - What?
- Keep it down.Copy !req
376. Sorry.Copy !req
377. She's coming.
She's coming.Copy !req
378. You all right?
You okay?Copy !req
379. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
380. Thanks a lot for coming.Copy !req
381. I'll come by tomorrow
with the wood.Copy !req
382. Let's keep it quiet.
I forgot to tell you.Copy !req
383. - What?
- Burger Barn.Copy !req
384. I'm in. I got the call.Copy !req
385. - Good.
- It's not too late, you know.Copy !req
386. Good night.Copy !req
387. I think she's asleep.Copy !req
388. Say you wanna slice down zucchini
squash in the food dehydrator.Copy !req
389. - Look at this.
- Wonderful!Copy !req
390. - Perfect slices every time. Nice?
- Marvelous.Copy !req
391. 'Course, if you know someone
that can't chew too well...Copy !req
392. take the corn off the cob.Copy !req
393. Look at this. We'll just
turn down the dial a little...Copy !req
394. freeze corn and sit there
for hours with a knife...Copy !req
395. literally hours,
cutting their corn.Copy !req
396. - Unbelievable!
- 'Course, for un...Copy !req
397. - Right now, you get the...
- What are you doing?Copy !req
398. - Give me that.
- Sorry, Mama.Copy !req
399. Jeez.Copy !req
400. The $30 Dial-O-Matic Food Slicer,
a $ 160 value, right now.Copy !req
401. I made up that bed for you.Copy !req
402. What for?Copy !req
403. Just in case you wanted a change.Copy !req
404. I'm happy right where I am.Copy !req
405. - You sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
406. Here you go.Copy !req
407. Here you go, Mama.Copy !req
408. Thanks, kids.Copy !req
409. - Good night, Mama.
- You're so helpful.Copy !req
410. I took her delivery,
we talked a little bit.Copy !req
411. And that was it.
I dropped her off.Copy !req
412. What's she doing here?Copy !req
413. I don't know.
She's just sort of here.Copy !req
414. I think their car broke down.Copy !req
415. Come on.
I see it in your face.Copy !req
416. Can we not talk about this now?
Can we change the subject?Copy !req
417. Do you understand?Copy !req
418. We want a pool.Copy !req
419. - You're tellin' me later.
- I'll tell you everything later.Copy !req
420. Look at those guys out there.Copy !req
421. They're laughing,
they're all happy...Copy !req
422. and waving to their friends.Copy !req
423. But the next day... and this is
the thing they don't know...Copy !req
424. they could be lying on the slab.Copy !req
425. It's kind of harsh.Copy !req
426. But it's kind of fun too.Copy !req
427. - Do you ever...
- What?Copy !req
428. Well, you know.Copy !req
429. Are you tempted to, like...Copy !req
430. wanna fool around with the bodies?Copy !req
431. No, I've always wanted to ask.Copy !req
432. I'm sorry if
it makes you uncomfortable.Copy !req
433. - People are curious about that.
- If you don't wanna talk about it...Copy !req
434. The worst thing that we do is
we take the grotesque bodies...Copy !req
435. the really ugly ones...Copy !req
436. and we make
harmless jokes about them.Copy !req
437. Very harmless jokes,
but we come up with...Copy !req
438. some very good jokes about them...Copy !req
439. my father and me.Copy !req
440. But, you know, they're dead.Copy !req
441. - Nobody hears anything.
- Hi, boys.Copy !req
442. Hello, Mrs. Carver.Copy !req
443. Those jokes don't hurt anybody.
Nobody knows we even make them.Copy !req
444. Gilbert, I'm waiting for your call.Copy !req
445. Mr. Carver, I haven't seen
your mother in church lately.Copy !req
446. - How's she doing?
- She's fine.Copy !req
447. Thanks. Bye.Copy !req
448. He wants to kill you, right?Copy !req
449. Do you prefer a bronze casket?Copy !req
450. Can somebody give me
a hand down here?Copy !req
451. - What?
- I need a hand with the wood.Copy !req
452. You wanna go help Tucker?Copy !req
453. Go help Tucker in the basement.Copy !req
454. - Go into the basement...
- I don't wanna go down there.Copy !req
455. - Please?
- No way! No way! You!Copy !req
456. - Go down there, Gilbert.
- Is there a problem?Copy !req
457. Dad's in there!Copy !req
458. Shut up!Copy !req
459. Come on!Copy !req
460. It's not funny!Copy !req
461. Get back here!Copy !req
462. Don't worry.
Those are two-by-sixes.Copy !req
463. There's six of'em,
so those could hold anybody.Copy !req
464. - I forgot.
- What?Copy !req
465. I forgot that
that was where your dad...Copy !req
466. I'm sorry.Copy !req
467. No, that's okay.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
468. - No, Arnie! No climbing!
- I wanna go up there!Copy !req
469. No, you're not!Copy !req
470. Not again!Copy !req
471. - I wanna go up there!
- Get down. Get down.Copy !req
472. Get down!Copy !req
473. You're not going anywhere!
Not too much fun, is it?Copy !req
474. I wanna go up there!Copy !req
475. We're going home.Copy !req
476. - Stop!
- Ellen, no!Copy !req
477. Stop it!
I told you, don't touch him.Copy !req
478. - Don't ever touch him again.
- He was climbing again!Copy !req
479. I don't care.
Just get out of here!Copy !req
480. Let me see, buddy.
Come on. Let me see.Copy !req
481. Oh, great.
You made him bleed!Copy !req
482. What does Gilbert say?Copy !req
483. If anybody ever hits you...Copy !req
484. or even just lays a finger on you,
what are you gonna do?Copy !req
485. You're gonna tell me, and then
I'm gonna take care of it for you.Copy !req
486. And why will I take care of it?Copy !req
487. - Because you're Gilbert.
- Because I'm Gilbert.Copy !req
488. Because nobody hurts Arnie,
right?Copy !req
489. You wanna pick out some candy?Copy !req
490. - Can I talk to you for a minute?
- What do you want?Copy !req
491. We've got to keep
a closer eye on him.Copy !req
492. - What?
- We've gotta do better.Copy !req
493. Are you listening to me?Copy !req
494. Mine.Copy !req
495. And you.
You have to stay here.Copy !req
496. You stay right on this porch.
You don't go anywhere.Copy !req
497. - Don't go anywhere.
- Don't go anywhere.Copy !req
498. We're not going anywhere.Copy !req
499. Where are you going?Copy !req
500. I'm waiting.
Waitin' for that call, Gilbert.Copy !req
501. - Look. Come here.
- What?Copy !req
502. It's a praying mantis.Copy !req
503. You know how they mate? The male
will sneak up on the female...Copy !req
504. and she'll bite off his head...Copy !req
505. and the rest of his body
will keep on mating.Copy !req
506. And then when they're done...Copy !req
507. she'll eat him.Copy !req
508. She'll eat the rest of him.Copy !req
509. Grandma, we have company.
So, do you want to eat?Copy !req
510. - Help yourself.
- Thank you.Copy !req
511. Well, we missed the rally
in Des Moines.Copy !req
512. If we get on the road by Friday,
we'll be able...Copy !req
513. to make Colorado Springs
in time to catch them.Copy !req
514. Have you ever been to Colorado?Copy !req
515. No, ma'am.Copy !req
516. It must be wonderful.Copy !req
517. It must be incredibly
frustrating then...Copy !req
518. to be stuck here in this place,
in Endora.Copy !req
519. This place
is as good a place as any.Copy !req
520. Think so?Copy !req
521. She should know.Copy !req
522. Becky's been just about
everywhere there is to go.Copy !req
523. Places I didn't even know existed.Copy !req
524. I'm a worldly kind of girl.Copy !req
525. Me, I spent most of my whole life
in the same spot.Copy !req
526. Why doesn't matter.Copy !req
527. Anyway, she encouraged me
to get out.Copy !req
528. Now she can't stay put anywhere.Copy !req
529. She's the smartest,
most beautiful girl in the world.Copy !req
530. Isn't she beautiful?Copy !req
531. I'm sorry. She has this thing
with beauty that...Copy !req
532. Yeah, I noticed that.Copy !req
533. I'm not into that...
that whole external beauty thing.Copy !req
534. - 'Cause it doesn't last.
- Right.Copy !req
535. Eventually, your face
is gonna get wrinkly...Copy !req
536. you'll get gray hair,
your boobs might sag.Copy !req
537. You know? So what?Copy !req
538. It's what you do
that really matters.Copy !req
539. - Right?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
540. So what do you wanna do?Copy !req
541. I don't know. There's not
so much to do here, really.Copy !req
542. You can think of one thing.
Think of one thing people do here.Copy !req
543. Thank you.Copy !req
544. It was nice meeting you.Copy !req
545. Be nice.Copy !req
546. Can I have yours
and I'll give you mine instead?Copy !req
547. We want the big one!Copy !req
548. You know something?
The one on top of it is fine.Copy !req
549. We want the big one!Copy !req
550. - Let's go.
- Get us the big one!Copy !req
551. - Come on, Mom. Please?
- Here you go, guys.Copy !req
552. - We want the big one.
- Yeah, that's fine.Copy !req
553. It's changing.Copy !req
554. That's what's wild about the sunset.Copy !req
555. It'll just change really,
really slowly in front of your eyes.Copy !req
556. I love the sky.Copy !req
557. It's so limitless.Copy !req
558. It is big.
It's very big.Copy !req
559. Big doesn't even sum it up right.Copy !req
560. That word "big" is so small.Copy !req
561. You'd have to get
those really giant words...Copy !req
562. to describe the sky.Copy !req
563. What?Copy !req
564. I have to go do this thing.
It's kind of a family thing.Copy !req
565. Do you want me to give you a ride
back into town, or do you wanna...Copy !req
566. No, actually,
I'm just gonna sit here.Copy !req
567. I could come back.
I mean, I can come back and...Copy !req
568. - Really?
- Yeah. You'll be here then?Copy !req
569. Yeah. I'll just sit here.Copy !req
570. All right, I'll be back
in a little bit.Copy !req
571. Hey, buddy. Come on.
We gotta go.Copy !req
572. Where's the duck?
I can't see the duck anywhere.Copy !req
573. - Find him. Look. Where'd he go?
- Where's the duck?Copy !req
574. - It's hiding. Find the duck.
- I don't have time for this.Copy !req
575. Lift up. Okay, good.Copy !req
576. - Ducky.
- Good boy. You know what?Copy !req
577. - You're such a big boy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
578. - You're such a big boy.
- I'm a big boy.Copy !req
579. I bet you could do this all
by yourself if you really wanted to.Copy !req
580. - Could you do this by yourself?
- I'm a big boy.Copy !req
581. - Yeah, be a big boy.
- Big boy.Copy !req
582. Take this, wash everything.Copy !req
583. Your towels are there,
and your robe is there.Copy !req
584. - The big boy's gonna wash himself.
- Right.Copy !req
585. - I gotta go.
- Okay.Copy !req
586. - You missed it.
- What did I miss?Copy !req
587. - The sunset.
- Really?Copy !req
588. It was beautiful.Copy !req
589. Oh, well.Copy !req
590. I'd like to see where you live.Copy !req
591. No, you wouldn't.Copy !req
592. Let's go see where you live.Copy !req
593. Come on.Copy !req
594. My parents split up
when I was a kid.Copy !req
595. I go back and forth between them...Copy !req
596. 'cause they're always moving.Copy !req
597. But it's good.
It's my life.Copy !req
598. We don't really move.Copy !req
599. I mean, we'd like to, but...Copy !req
600. my mom is sort of
attached to the house.Copy !req
601. Attached is, I guess,
not the right word.Copy !req
602. She's pretty much wedged in.Copy !req
603. - What do you mean?
- That's it.Copy !req
604. That's the house.Copy !req
605. It's really amazing.Copy !req
606. I mean, how small it looks
from here, considering the...Copy !req
607. the girth of what's inside of it.Copy !req
608. I don't know.Copy !req
609. Did you ever see
a beached whale on television?Copy !req
610. That's her.
That's my mom.Copy !req
611. What about your dad?Copy !req
612. Some other day.
Some other day.Copy !req
613. I had a nice time tonight.Copy !req
614. I know.Copy !req
615. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
616. Come on.
I'm sorry. Come on.Copy !req
617. Here. You're okay.Copy !req
618. Come on. Get warm.Copy !req
619. Oh, God, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, buddy.Copy !req
620. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
621. - Would somebody please explain?
- Gilbert's in charge of bathing.Copy !req
622. I could have "drownded."Copy !req
623. - No more baths.
- But you didn't, honey.Copy !req
624. - You could've, but you didn't.
- No more baths.Copy !req
625. It is too much to ask
to see this boy turn 18?Copy !req
626. It's ready.Copy !req
627. Where's your head lately?Copy !req
628. Where is your head?Copy !req
629. - Sorry, Mama.
- Sorry isn't good enough.Copy !req
630. You gotta do better.Copy !req
631. Gotta do better.Copy !req
632. Hey, boss, is that the right price?Copy !req
633. That's right.Copy !req
634. - It seems like it ought to be more.
- Maybe at Foodland.Copy !req
635. We've always had
a reasonable deal on pickles.Copy !req
636. Here.Copy !req
637. Gilbert, got a delivery
for you, son.Copy !req
638. It sounds urgent.Copy !req
639. Get out.
Go outside and play, right now.Copy !req
640. Right now. Hurry up.Copy !req
641. - Hi, Betty.
- Hi.Copy !req
642. Could you dial that number
over there for me?Copy !req
643. - My hands are all...
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
644. - How have you been?
- Good.Copy !req
645. I saw you last night.Copy !req
646. Who's the girl?Copy !req
647. - It's ringing.
- Sorry. One sec.Copy !req
648. This is good. Taste.Copy !req
649. That's good. It's ringing.Copy !req
650. One second.Copy !req
651. Hello? Ken Carver here,
Carver Insurance.Copy !req
652. - Mr. Carver?
- Who is this?Copy !req
653. It's Gilbert.Copy !req
654. I'd given up on you, Gilbert.Copy !req
655. - Did you?
- Well, yeah. Can you blame me?Copy !req
656. I mean, how many times do I have
to ask, and still no visit?Copy !req
657. - Well, I'm here now.
- Happy anniversary.Copy !req
658. Well, we can't discuss this
over the phone. I think it's best...Copy !req
659. that we meet man to man,
don't you agree?Copy !req
660. - Yes.
- Today is your lucky day.Copy !req
661. I've just had a cancellation.
What about right now? Are you free?Copy !req
662. Is that a yes?Copy !req
663. - Okay.
- All right.Copy !req
664. I'm gonna be waiting here for you.Copy !req
665. Do you want me to be killed?
Do you want him to kill me?Copy !req
666. Just playing.
Don't you wanna play?Copy !req
667. This is crazy.Copy !req
668. - I've gotta go.
- You don't have to go.Copy !req
669. Yes, I do.Copy !req
670. It's that new girl, isn't it?Copy !req
671. It's your husband. He wants me
to come to his office right now.Copy !req
672. If you walk out that door...Copy !req
673. Don't you dare walk out that door.Copy !req
674. You look nervous, Gilbert.Copy !req
675. I'd be nervous too if I were you.Copy !req
676. If I were in your situation,
I'd be downright panicky.Copy !req
677. I reviewed your file.Copy !req
678. You've got
no major medical insurance.Copy !req
679. No catastrophic, no life.Copy !req
680. What if something
were to happen to you?Copy !req
681. Something unforeseeable?Copy !req
682. Something sudden? Random?Copy !req
683. An accident, maybe.
What about your family?Copy !req
684. Do you ever think about your family?Copy !req
685. Stop thinking about yourself.
Think about them.Copy !req
686. You don't wanna leave 'em
empty-handed.Copy !req
687. Ken Carver here.Copy !req
688. Can't this wait?
I'm in the middle...Copy !req
689. Please, calm down.
Calm down.Copy !req
690. Go on.Copy !req
691. Calm... I'm on my way.Copy !req
692. Troubles at home.
I'm sure you understand.Copy !req
693. Damn. Betty's got the car.Copy !req
694. Would you give me a ride?Copy !req
695. Oh, my God! Betty!Copy !req
696. What the hell's going on here?Copy !req
697. Todd? Doug?
What is going on here?Copy !req
698. I don't believe this!Copy !req
699. Oh, great!Copy !req
700. Boys, come on.Copy !req
701. Let's go show your mom the cookies
that she's baked for us.Copy !req
702. This is great.Copy !req
703. All right.
Everything's okay.Copy !req
704. Look, honey, they're fine.
They taste fine.Copy !req
705. They're a little burnt on top,
but just fine.Copy !req
706. They're wonderful.Copy !req
707. Boys, here.
Have some of Mom's cookies.Copy !req
708. They're really good.Copy !req
709. Come on, boys.
Make your mother happy.Copy !req
710. Make your mom happy.
Have some cookies.Copy !req
711. I could've had any guy.
Any guy!Copy !req
712. But...Copy !req
713. I chose you.Copy !req
714. I got you a real pool,
for God's sake!Copy !req
715. Look! There's water in here!Copy !req
716. Come here!
Get over here!Copy !req
717. Get inside the pool!Copy !req
718. Get inside the pool
with your brother!Copy !req
719. Why did you?Copy !req
720. Yeah. Look.
Real water, boys.Copy !req
721. Because...Copy !req
722. I knew you'd always be there.Copy !req
723. Because I knew you'd never leave.Copy !req
724. What the hell else
more do you want?Copy !req
725. What? For God's sake!Copy !req
726. Son, get back in the pool.
Get back in the pool!Copy !req
727. We're all gonna enjoy it!
It's a lot of fun, isn't it?Copy !req
728. I'm doin' the best I can here.
I can't do any better!Copy !req
729. I can't give anymore.
I've given enough already.Copy !req
730. I guess maybe
I'd better be getting off.Copy !req
731. Not yet.Copy !req
732. Arthur, in all my life...Copy !req
733. I'll wonder, where is he?Copy !req
734. Just this moment, just now...Copy !req
735. what is he looking at?Copy !req
736. What is he thinking?Copy !req
737. I think it's time for Arnie
to take a bath.Copy !req
738. Don't you think it's time
for Arnie to take a bath, Gilbert?Copy !req
739. Just let him stink.Copy !req
740. - I don't wanna take a bath!
- Please.Copy !req
741. You know Mr. Carver?Copy !req
742. Well, he's dead.Copy !req
743. - What's going on?
- He drowned.Copy !req
744. - You're kidding?
- No. In that.Copy !req
745. A kiddie pool.
I don't get it.Copy !req
746. It's like one foot deep.
Weird, right?Copy !req
747. - Yeah.
- He "drownded."Copy !req
748. He had the cardiac arrest.Copy !req
749. His head bent forward...Copy !req
750. his knees buckled...Copy !req
751. and then he just fell...Copy !req
752. face forward into the pool.Copy !req
753. When she found him,
he was already dead.Copy !req
754. That's what we don't know.
That's what nobody knows.Copy !req
755. No, I know it.
I saw the body.Copy !req
756. I prepared it.
I know exactly what...Copy !req
757. I would have seen if there was
any kind of struggle.Copy !req
758. - It was murder.
- No.Copy !req
759. What do you think?
What do you think?Copy !req
760. I don't know.Copy !req
761. It's possible.Copy !req
762. Bob, we're talking about
thousands and thousands of dollars.Copy !req
763. - If she saw...
- She doesn't have to work...Copy !req
764. She doesn't have to work
for the rest of her life.Copy !req
765. If you saw somebody laying...Copy !req
766. with their head down
in the pool motionless...Copy !req
767. or even if they were kind of
limply doing that...Copy !req
768. - which he wasn't doing...
- You don't know that!Copy !req
769. Well, it was an extreme
"post-cardial" infarction.Copy !req
770. - Extreme.
- So nothing's fishy?Copy !req
771. Gilbert, look!
It's that girl!Copy !req
772. It's that girl!Copy !req
773. Wait a minute.Copy !req
774. We're not talkin' about
takin' a gun and shootin' somebody.Copy !req
775. We're talkin' about pushin' along
something rolling in that direction.Copy !req
776. Please, play with me over there.Copy !req
777. Come on.
Let's play over there.Copy !req
778. - How are you doin'?
- Fine.Copy !req
779. - Will you play?
- Okay, we'll play.Copy !req
780. - Settle down.
- We're gonna play!Copy !req
781. - Will you give us a ride?
- Yeah.Copy !req
782. So, that's it.Copy !req
783. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
784. The magic part.Copy !req
785. The magic part?Copy !req
786. - Could we go...
- Grandma, here it is.Copy !req
787. - Thanks.
- Can we go play now?Copy !req
788. What are we gonna play?
Can we play hide-and-go-seek?Copy !req
789. - Would you give me some help?
- Yeah, go ahead.Copy !req
790. - Hang on one second.
- Okay.Copy !req
791. Try it.Copy !req
792. I don't know.Copy !req
793. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't...Copy !req
794. It's a mystery.Copy !req
795. - Listen, thanks anyway.
- No problem.Copy !req
796. Come play with me in the water.Copy !req
797. You can't find me.
You can't find me anywhere.Copy !req
798. Say "Where's Arnie?"
Say that.Copy !req
799. No, I want you to come in with me.Copy !req
800. Say "Where's Arnie?"Copy !req
801. Say "Where's Arnie?"
Say that.Copy !req
802. Where's Arnie?Copy !req
803. You can't find me.
Say it again. Hi!Copy !req
804. Say it again,
and you gotta look for me around.Copy !req
805. I wanted you
to swim with me, Arnie.Copy !req
806. Don't even try it, 'cause he's
had a scare with water...Copy !req
807. and he won't come in.Copy !req
808. I'm not comin' in the water.Copy !req
809. You wanna come in the water?Copy !req
810. Why not?Copy !req
811. Are you scared
to come in the water?Copy !req
812. - No, no.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
813. - I'm sure.
- He's scared.Copy !req
814. Are you scared, Gilbert?Copy !req
815. All right, what do you want to see?
Do you want to see...Copy !req
816. Do you want to see me get wet
a little, like this?Copy !req
817. - Yeah.
- A little splash?Copy !req
818. A little more.Copy !req
819. Do you wanna see this?Copy !req
820. You want this, right?Copy !req
821. Huh? You happy?Copy !req
822. Tell me what you want
as fast as it comes to you.Copy !req
823. Okay, what do you want?Copy !req
824. - Faster!
- Okay.Copy !req
825. I want a new thing.Copy !req
826. House. I want a new house
for the family.Copy !req
827. I want Mama...Copy !req
828. to take aerobics classes.Copy !req
829. I want Ellen to grow up.Copy !req
830. I want a new brain for Arnie.Copy !req
831. I want...Copy !req
832. What do you want for you?Copy !req
833. Just for you.Copy !req
834. I want to be a good person.Copy !req
835. I can't do this.Copy !req
836. - Okay.
- Where's Arnie?Copy !req
837. Excuse me, ma'am,
have you seen my brother?Copy !req
838. Shit.Copy !req
839. Come on.Copy !req
840. - I did it again!
- Get this unbuckled.Copy !req
841. All right, here we go.
There you go.Copy !req
842. It's all right, Jerry.
I got him. I got him.Copy !req
843. We're takin' him in.Copy !req
844. It's not gonna happen again,
I promise.Copy !req
845. We've warned you,
we've warned your sister...Copy !req
846. that the next time
was gonna be the last time.Copy !req
847. - Great. Great.
- Flash the lights! Play the siren!Copy !req
848. - I don't believe this.
- Play the siren for me!Copy !req
849. Way to go, Gilbert.Copy !req
850. Jerry, listen. You're gonna
have to take it easy on him.Copy !req
851. - We'll take care of him.
- You gotta keep an eye on him.Copy !req
852. All right.Copy !req
853. Do the siren, okay?
Do the siren, all right?Copy !req
854. I know, Sheriff.Copy !req
855. I know that, Sheriff.Copy !req
856. Okay. Asshole!Copy !req
857. They're probably just teaching him
a lesson, proving a point.Copy !req
858. Yeah. That's right.Copy !req
859. Get my coat.Copy !req
860. What?Copy !req
861. Get my coat.Copy !req
862. Get it!Copy !req
863. Let's go.Copy !req
864. Well, at least
he's in a safe place.Copy !req
865. - At least someone's watching him.
- Ellen, shut up.Copy !req
866. You guys wait here.
I'll be right back, okay?Copy !req
867. Mama, let Gilbert handle this.Copy !req
868. - Come on, please.
- Please, have a seat outside.Copy !req
869. - You gotta let him out.
- You need to wait your turn, okay?Copy !req
870. I don't think you guys understand.
It's gonna be...Copy !req
871. Look, no one's gonna do a thing
until you go and sit down outside...Copy !req
872. I've come for my son.Copy !req
873. Sheriff?
Sheriff, are you there?Copy !req
874. Bonnie, you'll need
to fill out some papers.Copy !req
875. - Police procedure requires...
- I want my boy, Jerry.Copy !req
876. My son! Give me my son!Copy !req
877. Come on. You're goin' home.Copy !req
878. Sunshine, you're free!
Oh, baby.Copy !req
879. Don't disappear like that anymore.
Promise me.Copy !req
880. You're free, baby.
Let's go home.Copy !req
881. Look!Copy !req
882. That's why she needs a cane.Copy !req
883. Look at her!Copy !req
884. Mama, they didn't
flash the lights for me either.Copy !req
885. Flash the lights.Copy !req
886. Look at me!Copy !req
887. I'm hiding!
Say "Where's Arnie?"Copy !req
888. - Say like that.
- Arnie, get down.Copy !req
889. Gilbert, come find me.Copy !req
890. Where's Arnie?Copy !req
891. That's my mom in there.Copy !req
892. My mama.Copy !req
893. Gilbert,
come play with me up here.Copy !req
894. Come play with me.Copy !req
895. God, that was so brave,
what your mother did.Copy !req
896. You know that, right?Copy !req
897. I'd like to meet her.Copy !req
898. No, you wouldn't.Copy !req
899. Okay, where do you go next?Copy !req
900. I would like to meet your mom.Copy !req
901. In sure and certain hope of
the resurrection to eternal life...Copy !req
902. we commend to Almighty God
our brother, Kenneth Carver...Copy !req
903. and we commit his body
to the ground.Copy !req
904. Earth to earth...Copy !req
905. ashes to ashes
and dust to dust.Copy !req
906. The Lord bless him
and keep him.Copy !req
907. The Lord make His face
shine on him...Copy !req
908. and be gracious to him.Copy !req
909. The Lord look upon him
with favor...Copy !req
910. and give him peace.Copy !req
911. Lord Jesus, by Your death
You took away the sting of death.Copy !req
912. Grant to us, Your servants,
so to follow in faith...Copy !req
913. for You have led the way...Copy !req
914. that we may at length
fall asleep peacefully in You...Copy !req
915. - Look here!
- great in Your likeness...Copy !req
916. the God of peace who brought again
from the dead our Lord Jesus Christ.Copy !req
917. The great Shepherd of the sheep,
through the blood of the covenant...Copy !req
918. It's a Burger Barn, Gilbert!Copy !req
919. make you perfect in
every good work to do His will...Copy !req
920. working in you that which is
well pleasing in His sight...Copy !req
921. - Burger Barn!
- through Jesus Christ, amen.Copy !req
922. Boys, you can have
anything you want.Copy !req
923. You could get candy if you want.
You can have candy if you want.Copy !req
924. As for me,
something with menthol, please.Copy !req
925. You like gum?Copy !req
926. I like gum.
Here's a good kind.Copy !req
927. Here, take this.
You can have it.Copy !req
928. - You want gum too?
- We're going to St. Louis.Copy !req
929. I can't stay in that house.Copy !req
930. I really am sorry about your...Copy !req
931. Here, Mommy will take care of it.
You run on outside.Copy !req
932. Everybody thinks I killed him.Copy !req
933. Do you?Copy !req
934. I miss him...Copy !req
935. and I don't.Copy !req
936. I miss him, and I don't.Copy !req
937. So, Gilbert,
what's to become of you?Copy !req
938. Oh, I'll probably just...Copy !req
939. You haven't thought about it.Copy !req
940. Poor Gilbert... cooped up...Copy !req
941. taking care of everybody else,
forgettin' all about you.Copy !req
942. - Mommy?
- Coming in a minute, honey.Copy !req
943. Concerning my boys?Copy !req
944. I was thinkin' that if my boys
turn out anything like you...Copy !req
945. I was thinkin'
how that would be nice...Copy !req
946. for my boys to be like you.Copy !req
947. He's all yours.Copy !req
948. Are you gonna miss her?Copy !req
949. Yeah.Copy !req
950. Good.Copy !req
951. Damn it!Copy !req
952. So...Copy !req
953. what do you think?Copy !req
954. - Wow.
- Right?Copy !req
955. Right?
Here, try a milkshake.Copy !req
956. Real milk in there.Copy !req
957. - You're kidding.
- Real milk.Copy !req
958. Congratulations!
This looks great!Copy !req
959. - Yeah, thanks a million.
- What?Copy !req
960. You tryin' to depress everybody?
You're gonna ruin their appetites.Copy !req
961. Mike, right? You wanna come
to my party tomorrow?Copy !req
962. I'm gonna be 18 years old.
Wanna come?Copy !req
963. You can come too, if you want to.
I don't know you, but you can come.Copy !req
964. How nice to see so many of you here
on this great day.Copy !req
965. This day marks the beginning
of a new era for Endora...Copy !req
966. for the Burger Barn family and,
I hope, for all of you.Copy !req
967. We at Burger Barn are committed...Copy !req
968. to a very special relationship with
you, one that will last and last.Copy !req
969. In a time when so many things
are falling apart...Copy !req
970. Endora decides to give
Burger Barn a chance...Copy !req
971. a new breath of life.Copy !req
972. She fixed it.
The camper's fixed...Copy !req
973. and we're gonna
be leaving tomorrow.Copy !req
974. Come on!Copy !req
975. Hey, you can come to my party
tomorrow, okay? You can come.Copy !req
976. So, I'm invited.Copy !req
977. Do you not want me to go?Copy !req
978. I mean, go if you want.Copy !req
979. Oh, so is this how you want it?Copy !req
980. I have to go.Copy !req
981. Take care, okay?Copy !req
982. Good-bye, Arnie.Copy !req
983. - Come on, let's get that bath.
- No. No!Copy !req
984. Guys!Copy !req
985. You gotta take a bath, Arnie.Copy !req
986. Arnie, you gotta do it.
It's your birthday.Copy !req
987. - Arnie, damn it!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
988. Oh, God.Copy !req
989. I can't make another one.
I can't.Copy !req
990. We have to have a cake, Gilbert.Copy !req
991. Attention, Foodland shoppers.Copy !req
992. Remember every day this week
is a double coupon day.Copy !req
993. - Can I help you?
- Yes.Copy !req
994. My sister called in
an order for Grape.Copy !req
995. Oh, yeah. It's all set.Copy !req
996. There you go.
That'll be 19.75.Copy !req
997. - Go away, Arnie.
- Gilbert, what's in there?Copy !req
998. - It's a surprise. Leave it alone.
- What's in that box?Copy !req
999. Don't touch it.
If you touch it, I'll kill you.Copy !req
1000. I can't believe you.Copy !req
1001. Look, I'll enjoy the party
from in here. It'll be fine.Copy !req
1002. You'll see.
Everything'll be just fine.Copy !req
1003. What am I
supposed to say to people?Copy !req
1004. It's Arnie's 18th birthday. You've
waited to do this for a long time.Copy !req
1005. Wasn't it you who wanted to have
this huge party in the first place?Copy !req
1006. I didn't want to.Copy !req
1007. - Damn it!
- I can't believe you!Copy !req
1008. - Arnie!
- Oh, man.Copy !req
1009. - Look, he's eating the cake!
- Shit!Copy !req
1010. - That's it. Forget it.
- Nice job, Arnie.Copy !req
1011. Now what are we gonna do?Copy !req
1012. Come here. Come here!Copy !req
1013. Do you know what that fucking cost?
Do you know what I had to do?Copy !req
1014. Come on.
No, no, it's time for your bath.Copy !req
1015. Get your clothes off.
Get 'em off!Copy !req
1016. Get in that bath.
Get them fucking clothes off.Copy !req
1017. Come on.Copy !req
1018. Don't move. Don't move!Copy !req
1019. Gilbert, stop!Copy !req
1020. What did you do?Copy !req
1021. What is goin' on?Copy !req
1022. Don't worry, Mama.
Ellen, let's go.Copy !req
1023. - We should call his mother.
- No, no. It's okay.Copy !req
1024. I know where he lives.
I can take him.Copy !req
1025. It's really okay. Yeah.Copy !req
1026. Arnie, you wanna go for a walk?Copy !req
1027. You wanna go play, Arnie?Copy !req
1028. Come on, Arnie.Copy !req
1029. - Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
- Come on, Arnie. You can do it.Copy !req
1030. Come on, Arnie.
You can do it. Come on.Copy !req
1031. - "Merrily, merrily." Sing that.
- Okay.Copy !req
1032. Row, row, row your boatCopy !req
1033. Gently down the streamCopy !req
1034. You did it!Copy !req
1035. Good job, Arnie!
You did it!Copy !req
1036. So I'll see you
in a little bit, okay?Copy !req
1037. - Bye!
- Bye, Arnie.Copy !req
1038. Take care.Copy !req
1039. I "drownded," huh?
I "drownded" over there.Copy !req
1040. No, you just got clean.Copy !req
1041. So he's clean now, you guys.Copy !req
1042. - No, I'm fine.
- You sure?Copy !req
1043. - Yeah, I'm fine.
- All right.Copy !req
1044. - Bye!
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
1045. You're welcome.Copy !req
1046. I hit him.Copy !req
1047. I hit him so hard, I...Copy !req
1048. He's gonna be okay.Copy !req
1049. You don't hurt Arnie.
You just don't.Copy !req
1050. I gotta go. I gotta go.Copy !req
1051. I got nowhere to go.Copy !req
1052. I had to work extra hours
just to feed her.Copy !req
1053. So it's your fault?Copy !req
1054. You don't understand. She was
in shock for years. He disappeared.Copy !req
1055. He didn't say good-bye.
He just...Copy !req
1056. One day, all of a sudden...Copy !req
1057. he was gone.Copy !req
1058. He was just hangin' there.Copy !req
1059. That's when it all started.Copy !req
1060. She used to be so pretty.Copy !req
1061. She was so pretty
and so fun.Copy !req
1062. So you think it's his fault?Copy !req
1063. Nobody knew what he felt.
He didn't give anything.Copy !req
1064. He was just sort of there.Copy !req
1065. You'd try to play with him,
you know, get him to play around...Copy !req
1066. or get him to laugh
or get him to smile or get him to...Copy !req
1067. I don't know... get mad.Copy !req
1068. But nothin'.Copy !req
1069. Just like he was already dead.Copy !req
1070. I used to know a guy like that.Copy !req
1071. It's Arnie's birthday.Copy !req
1072. I need to go home.Copy !req
1073. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1074. Give my regards to your mother.Copy !req
1075. - Hey, Amy, look who's here.
- Where you been?Copy !req
1076. - You all right?
- Yeah, I'm all right.Copy !req
1077. He's alive.Copy !req
1078. Where's Arnie?Copy !req
1079. Please, Amy.Copy !req
1080. Is he okay?Copy !req
1081. I think you better
ask him that yourself.Copy !req
1082. Where is he?Copy !req
1083. I wonder where he could be.Copy !req
1084. Have you seen Arnie?Copy !req
1085. No, I thought he was with you.Copy !req
1086. Anybody seen Arnie?Copy !req
1087. Where's my brother?Copy !req
1088. Come here.Copy !req
1089. You scared me, buddy.Copy !req
1090. You scared Gilbert.Copy !req
1091. Don't scare Gilbert, okay?Copy !req
1092. - Don't scare Gilbert, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
1093. Come here.Copy !req
1094. Who's got you?Copy !req
1095. You better talk to Mama.Copy !req
1096. What you did was...Copy !req
1097. He's a helpless boy, Gilbert.Copy !req
1098. And then disappearing like that?Copy !req
1099. I hate that.Copy !req
1100. You know how I hate that.Copy !req
1101. You walked out,
and I thought...Copy !req
1102. I can't take another.Copy !req
1103. But you came back, Gilbert.Copy !req
1104. Why?Copy !req
1105. Why did you?Copy !req
1106. I don't know, Mama.Copy !req
1107. I'm here now.Copy !req
1108. Yes, you are.Copy !req
1109. You came back for the party.Copy !req
1110. I can't imagine
how it's been for you kids.Copy !req
1111. I know what a burden I am.Copy !req
1112. Don't say that.Copy !req
1113. I know it.Copy !req
1114. And I know that
you're ashamed of me.Copy !req
1115. No, I'm not.Copy !req
1116. I never, never meant
to be like this.Copy !req
1117. I never wanted to be a joke.Copy !req
1118. You're no joke, Mama.Copy !req
1119. - I never wanted to be.
- You're no joke.Copy !req
1120. Please don't disappear.
Please don't disappear.Copy !req
1121. Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
1122. You're really growing up to be
quite a young lady.Copy !req
1123. - Thanks.
- Hey. Hi.Copy !req
1124. You know, I don't want to
rain on the day here...Copy !req
1125. but you have a serious
foundation problem.Copy !req
1126. You see how the porch is
slanted right here?Copy !req
1127. I mean, this is a serious problem.
We need to get up underneath here...Copy !req
1128. First of all, we need to fill this
in so no more water collects here.Copy !req
1129. And then we'll probably...
What?Copy !req
1130. - Hello, Gilbert.
- Nana.Copy !req
1131. - You ready?
- For what?Copy !req
1132. I want you to come meet somebody.Copy !req
1133. - Here's your present.
- Arnie, what do you say?Copy !req
1134. Thank you!Copy !req
1135. Mama, I want you
to meet somebody.Copy !req
1136. Please?Copy !req
1137. Just this once, for me?Copy !req
1138. Gilbert, it's okay.
We can do it later.Copy !req
1139. No. This is what I want.Copy !req
1140. Do it for me, please?Copy !req
1141. This is different.
Nobody's gonna laugh.Copy !req
1142. I'm not gonna
hurt you anymore, Mama.Copy !req
1143. I promise.Copy !req
1144. Please.Copy !req
1145. Mama, this is Becky.Copy !req
1146. I haven't always been like this.Copy !req
1147. I haven't always been like this.Copy !req
1148. - I'm called a miracle.
- You're a miracle?Copy !req
1149. - I'm a miracle.
- A walking miracle.Copy !req
1150. I can believe that.
I'm just gonna put this up here.Copy !req
1151. - Bye.
- Good-bye, Arnie. You take care.Copy !req
1152. I had a really nice time.Copy !req
1153. I know.Copy !req
1154. - I don't know what to say.
- Say "Thank you," Gilbert.Copy !req
1155. Say "Thank you."Copy !req
1156. Thank you.Copy !req
1157. - Good-bye.
- No, it's not good-bye, Arnie.Copy !req
1158. It's good night.Copy !req
1159. Good night to you, but not me.Copy !req
1160. Hey, they're coming!Copy !req
1161. Bye! Wait!Copy !req
1162. Mama, what are you doing?Copy !req
1163. You rest, Mama.Copy !req
1164. You deserve to rest.Copy !req
1165. Get me my birthday boy.
I want my birthday boy.Copy !req
1166. Here, Mama.
Here's the water.Copy !req
1167. You're my knight
in shimmering armor.Copy !req
1168. Did you know that?Copy !req
1169. I think you mean "shining."Copy !req
1170. No, "shimmering."Copy !req
1171. You shimmer and you glow.Copy !req
1172. You rest, okay?Copy !req
1173. Get some sleep.Copy !req
1174. Wake up!Copy !req
1175. You're hiding, huh?Copy !req
1176. I know that.Copy !req
1177. Wake up!Copy !req
1178. Mama, wake up!Copy !req
1179. Mama, stop it now!Copy !req
1180. Stop, Mama!Copy !req
1181. Stop it.Copy !req
1182. What's wrong?Copy !req
1183. What's wrong? Stop it!Copy !req
1184. I'm gonna need
some more men, Amy.Copy !req
1185. Hey, flash the lights.
Flash 'em.Copy !req
1186. You may need the National Guard
to move her outta there.Copy !req
1187. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
1188. It's gonna take a crane
to get her out.Copy !req
1189. There's gonna be a crowd.Copy !req
1190. I just know
there's gonna be a crowd.Copy !req
1191. She's so beautiful.Copy !req
1192. She's no joke.Copy !req
1193. I'm not gonna let her be a joke.Copy !req
1194. We're gonna need your help.Copy !req
1195. Gilbert, is that them?Copy !req
1196. - No, not yet.
- When are they gonna come?Copy !req
1197. Pretty soon.Copy !req
1198. My brother Arnie's
about to turn 19.Copy !req
1199. Gilbert, look there!Copy !req
1200. Amy got a job offer
to manage a bakery in Des Moines.Copy !req
1201. - Is that them?
- Yeah, that's them.Copy !req
1202. Ellen can't wait
to switch schools.Copy !req
1203. Arnie asked if we were gonna
go too, and I said...Copy !req
1204. "Well, we can go anywhere...Copy !req
1205. if we want.Copy !req
1206. - We can go anywhere. "
- Becky's comin', huh, Gilbert?Copy !req
1207. Yep. She's comin'.Copy !req
1208. Come on! Come on, Gilbert.Copy !req
1209. - How are you?
- I'm fine. How are you?Copy !req