1. Can I sit here?Copy !req
2. If you feel like it.Copy !req
3. Someone barfed there, fourth period.Copy !req
4. Hi, Dawn. Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
5. We were just wondering,
are you a lesbian?Copy !req
6. - Well, are you?
- No.Copy !req
7. Liar.Copy !req
8. She made a pass at me.Copy !req
9. Lesbo, lesbo, lesbo.Copy !req
10. You little faggot!Copy !req
11. Fucking faggot.
You're a faggot, aren't you?Copy !req
12. - Aren't you?
No.Copy !req
13. "I'm a faggot." Admit it.
No.Copy !req
14. "I'm a faggot."Copy !req
15. You look beautiful in this suit, Troy.Copy !req
16. - Get over here.
- Don't you?Copy !req
17. You fucking faggot.
You're a faggot, aren't you, Troy boy?Copy !req
18. - Aren't you?
No!Copy !req
19. Admit it. Say, "I'm a faggot."Copy !req
20. - Say it.
No!Copy !req
21. Say it, faggot. Say it!
No!Copy !req
22. - I'm a faggot.
- Leave him alone.Copy !req
23. Hey, guys, watch out.
It's the Wiener dog!Copy !req
24. It's dog-face over here.Copy !req
25. You guys are such jerks.Copy !req
26. What's the matter, ugly?
You like faggots?Copy !req
27. Let's get out of here.
Her face is killing me.Copy !req
28. Are you all right, Troy?Copy !req
29. Leave me alone, Wiener dog.Copy !req
30. Hey, that didn't sound too much
like "Satisfaction."Copy !req
31. - What's the matter?
- I don't know. It says B-flat.Copy !req
32. - I'm just playing what it says.
- Play me an A.Copy !req
33. - This is bad.
- We sound like shit.Copy !req
34. I knew this band idea was gonna suck.Copy !req
35. What does "suck" mean?Copy !req
36. Missy, go play with Dawn.Copy !req
37. We've gotta practice more.
It's our first time.Copy !req
38. What do you think the Stones
sounded like their first time?Copy !req
39. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
40. I'm gonna close the garage door
so we can get privacy.Copy !req
41. Okay, let's take it from the top.Copy !req
42. One, and a two,
and a one, two, three, four.Copy !req
43. spell the word "satellite."Copy !req
44. S-A-T-E-L-L-I-T-E.Copy !req
45. Correct. You got 20 points
in that bonus.Copy !req
46. You're not supposed to drink
in the TV room.Copy !req
47. - Drop dead, lesbo.
- Riverdale has 200. Toss-up.Copy !req
48. - London, England is located...
Mommy, Dawn called me "lesbo."Copy !req
49. Hold on, Rita.
- The Thames.Copy !req
50. Oh, Dawn.
- Now, for 10 points...Copy !req
51. Dawn, I want
to speak to you right now.Copy !req
52. Stupid.
- Purple Heart.Copy !req
53. Correct. Name two features
of the Purple Heart.Copy !req
54. Tattletale.Copy !req
55. What did you call her?
She was bothering me!Copy !req
56. I don't care.
Now, are you going to apologize?Copy !req
57. No!
Apologize or you're punished.Copy !req
58. But she was bothering me!
No! That's it! Go to your room!Copy !req
59. She's such a little brat!
I don't want to hear it! Go!Copy !req
60. Little moron!
Go!Copy !req
61. American Revolution.Copy !req
62. That's correct. You got all 40 points.Copy !req
63. Toss-up: what organism is the...?Copy !req
64. Color of the dress.
I never would have guessed.Copy !req
65. Right. Isn't that neat?Copy !req
66. - I love her little profile.
Let's go to the phones.Copy !req
67. Hi, Missy. Is Dawn home?Copy !req
68. Yeah, but she can't play.
She's punished.Copy !req
69. Stop it.Copy !req
70. - Mrs. Grissom?
- Yes, Dawn.Copy !req
71. Brandon's trying to copy my answers.Copy !req
72. You lie.Copy !req
73. You were too, and you know it.Copy !req
74. Quiet!Copy !req
75. Dawn, Brandon,
you can see me here at 3.Copy !req
76. I'm giving you both detention.Copy !req
77. Oh, hi.Copy !req
78. You didn't come in here
to wash your hands.Copy !req
79. - Yes, I did.
- You came in here to take a shit.Copy !req
80. No. Really. I don't have to go.Copy !req
81. - My hands were just dirty, that's all.
- Liar.Copy !req
82. I can smell you from here.Copy !req
83. - Please let me go.
- First...Copy !req
84. take a shit.Copy !req
85. - But I'll be late for science.
- Well, you're not leaving until you do.Copy !req
86. You know, Lolita, me and my neighbor
are starting this new club.Copy !req
87. And if you want,
you can be vice president.Copy !req
88. Fuck you.Copy !req
89. And I really wasn't the one
who was cheating. I'm innocent.Copy !req
90. I know.Copy !req
91. You're always innocent.Copy !req
92. And Brandon's always guilty.Copy !req
93. - But Brandon was...
- You stay away from Brandon.Copy !req
94. He's mine.Copy !req
95. Got it?Copy !req
96. - Of course, but...
- "But" shit.Copy !req
97. Now...Copy !req
98. go on.Copy !req
99. Leave it. I want
to make sure you shit.Copy !req
100. I want to see it with my own eyes.Copy !req
101. Why do you hate me?Copy !req
102. Because you're ugly.Copy !req
103. Fuck you. Fuck you.Copy !req
104. Mrs. Grissom, I'm finished.Copy !req
105. Let me see.Copy !req
106. Fuck you. Fuck you.Copy !req
107. - Mrs. Grissom, can I take a retest?
- No.Copy !req
108. I know I could have done better
if none of this had happened. I was nervous.Copy !req
109. I said, no, Dawn.Copy !req
110. But, Mrs. Grissom, I really wasn't
the one who was cheating.Copy !req
111. And if I could just redo this test,
just once. Please?Copy !req
112. I'm better than a D-minus.Copy !req
113. Stop grade grubbing.Copy !req
114. Don't you have any dignity?Copy !req
115. Now, I want you
to write a 100-word essay...Copy !req
116. on the subject of dignity...Copy !req
117. and hand it in to me by Friday.Copy !req
118. You're excused.Copy !req
119. She's got it so easy.Copy !req
120. She'll always have it easy.Copy !req
121. Maybe she'll die.Copy !req
122. You don't know what it's like.Copy !req
123. What?Copy !req
124. Junior high.Copy !req
125. - Do you think anyone will join our club?
- I don't want anyone to join.Copy !req
126. I wanna be popular.Copy !req
127. I may have swung a good deal
with Steve Rodgers today.Copy !req
128. - I think we got him.
- Who's Steve Rodgers?Copy !req
129. Well, Steve Rodgers is only one
of the most popular guys in class.Copy !req
130. We get him, we'll get
to play everywhere.Copy !req
131. Sweet 16s, school dances.Copy !req
132. Maybe even a gig on the road.Copy !req
133. - What instrument does he play?
- Guitar, a little, but mainly he sings.Copy !req
134. But that's not the point.
The point is...Copy !req
135. this is exactly what I needed
for my college résumé.Copy !req
136. With this substantial extracurricular
activity, I'm gonna have it made.Copy !req
137. Maybe not the Big Three, but an Ivy.Copy !req
138. We'll see about the SATs.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
139. Mommy, can I join Mark's band?Copy !req
140. Oh, sweetheart. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
141. I'm serious. And you should send Dawn
to a reformatory.Copy !req
142. She's always bothering me.Copy !req
143. Honey, you don't mean that.Copy !req
144. Dawn loves you.Copy !req
145. Remember, no matter what she does,
she's your sister.Copy !req
146. Dawn, tell Missy that you're sorry
for bothering her and that you love her.Copy !req
147. - Dawn.
- I'm not sorry.Copy !req
148. Stop acting like a baby.Copy !req
149. You're her older sister.
And Missy loves you.Copy !req
150. - She does not.
She does.Copy !req
151. - Tell her that you love her.
- I love you.Copy !req
152. - You do not.
- I do too.Copy !req
153. - You do not!
- Dawn!Copy !req
154. You are not leaving until you tell
your sister that you love her.Copy !req
155. Go to bed.Copy !req
156. Feel this, stupid doll.Copy !req
157. Dawn is very musical.Copy !req
158. Yeah. No, I know.Copy !req
159. No, she's going.Copy !req
160. Well, I told her
she'll have a fabulous time.Copy !req
161. What kid doesn't wanna go
to Disney World?Copy !req
162. Right.Copy !req
163. Right. Yes.Copy !req
164. "Dignity. Dignity is an important
quality everyone should have."Copy !req
165. Louder.Copy !req
166. "That way, you will never grade grub.Copy !req
167. Grade grubbing is bad."Copy !req
168. I said, louder.Copy !req
169. "Because it means you're asking
for a grade you shouldn't get.Copy !req
170. If you got it, it wouldn't be fair
to everyone who didn't grade grub."Copy !req
171. We can't hear you!Copy !req
172. "It doesn't matter whether you're
a girl or a boy, a man or a child...Copy !req
173. rich or poor, fat or thin.Copy !req
174. You... You should never be
a grade grubber.Copy !req
175. Therefore, dignity is a good quality
everyone should have."Copy !req
176. Thank you.Copy !req
177. I am here to talk to you today...Copy !req
178. about the dangers
of talking to strangers.Copy !req
179. For I, Mary Ellen Moriarty,
once talked to strangers.Copy !req
180. And that is how I became the innocent
victim of a brutal kidnapping.Copy !req
181. Almost one year ago,
I was a carefree teenager...Copy !req
182. memorizing my lines for Hello,
Dolly! I was supposed to play Dolly.Copy !req
183. when one day...Copy !req
184. a day that I will never forget...Copy !req
185. I was walking home from rehearsal.Copy !req
186. I'd missed my car pool.Copy !req
187. And I was waiting at the street corner
for the light to change.Copy !req
188. When all of a sudden...Copy !req
189. a dark car pulled up beside me.Copy !req
190. And a big man stepped out.Copy !req
191. And he was older.Copy !req
192. And he was good-looking.Copy !req
193. And, um...Copy !req
194. And he had a tattoo on his chest.Copy !req
195. And then the next thing
I know, he, um...Copy !req
196. - So, students, I'm telling you this story...
- Aah!Copy !req
197. Now, what exactly did you do, Dawn?Copy !req
198. Dawn.Copy !req
199. I shot a spitball.Copy !req
200. Speak up. I can't hear you.Copy !req
201. I shot a spitball.Copy !req
202. - You shot a what?
- She shot a spitball.Copy !req
203. - A teacher was almost blinded.
- I was fighting back.Copy !req
204. - Whoever told you to fight back?
- Ugh.Copy !req
205. Dawn, are you having social problems?Copy !req
206. - No.
- Yes. She's got no friends.Copy !req
207. - I've got friends.
- Who?Copy !req
208. Ralphy.Copy !req
209. Case closed.Copy !req
210. She's a loner.Copy !req
211. Dawn, let me put it to you straight:
we're not here to get you.Copy !req
212. But you've got to understand,
you're in junior high now.Copy !req
213. This goes in the computer
on your record.Copy !req
214. Another couple of years, and this kind
of incident goes on your college transcript.Copy !req
215. Any questions?Copy !req
216. - Were you playing with my dolls?
- No.Copy !req
217. Stupid...Copy !req
218. - Hey.
- Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
219. Okay.Copy !req
220. How come you got here so late?Copy !req
221. I don't know. Am I late?Copy !req
222. Well, never mind. Come on in.Copy !req
223. - That your computer-science notebook?
- What?Copy !req
224. - Is that your computer-science notebook?
- Yeah.Copy !req
225. Oh, hey. Are you Mark's sister?Copy !req
226. Yeah.Copy !req
227. - You in junior high?
- Yeah.Copy !req
228. - Ben Frank?
- Yeah.Copy !req
229. You like it?Copy !req
230. No.Copy !req
231. Yeah, Ben Frank's pretty bad.Copy !req
232. - You went there too?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
233. - I was almost expelled.
- Really?Copy !req
234. Why?Copy !req
235. I hated it.Copy !req
236. Oh, God, me too.Copy !req
237. Don't worry. It's only three years.Copy !req
238. Steve.Copy !req
239. Out.Copy !req
240. - So did you get started
on the chapter? No.Copy !req
241. It's real important
to focus on it if you want to...Copy !req
242. Dear Mark, I thought long and
hard over what we discussed at camp...Copy !req
243. and talked about it with my mother.
She agrees with me.Copy !req
244. Sex is an important thing
to experiment with before marriage...Copy !req
245. but only if there is
a serious commitment on both ends.Copy !req
246. This is my third letter to you.Copy !req
247. I'm going to assume you do not want
to continue our relationship...Copy !req
248. if I do not hear back from you
within 10 days.Copy !req
249. Sincerely, your ex-girlfriend?Copy !req
250. Naomi Hayes Blatt.Copy !req
251. P.S. I'm getting hooked up to e-mail
for my birthday.Copy !req
252. I'll let you know my address
as soon as it happens.Copy !req
253. Mark?Copy !req
254. Yeah?Copy !req
255. - What are you doing?
- Computer science.Copy !req
256. Is Steve good at computer science?Copy !req
257. He's fair. He's in the bottom quarter
of the class...Copy !req
258. - ... but he doesn't fail or anything.
- Why do you think that is?Copy !req
259. It's simple. He's lazy.
All he ever thinks about is girls.Copy !req
260. Do you think about girls?Copy !req
261. What, are you kidding?
I want to get into a good school.Copy !req
262. My future's, like, important.Copy !req
263. And besides, none of the girls
at school are that pretty anyway.Copy !req
264. What about Maria Esposito?Copy !req
265. Gross.Copy !req
266. - Steve went out with her once, didn't he?
- Well, Steve is horny.Copy !req
267. Really?Copy !req
268. How horny?Copy !req
269. He'd go out with anyone
as long as it was a girl and willing.Copy !req
270. Willing to what exactly?Copy !req
271. Go all the way.Copy !req
272. You mean, have intercourse?Copy !req
273. Duh.Copy !req
274. Huh.Copy !req
275. Why? Are you in love with him
or something?Copy !req
276. - No.
- Heh.Copy !req
277. But, Mark, when you say
he'd go out with any girl...Copy !req
278. as long as they're willing
to go all the way...Copy !req
279. does that mean
they have to be pretty?Copy !req
280. You know Tammy Steinfeld
from car pool?Copy !req
281. - Yeah.
- Okay, do you think she's pretty?Copy !req
282. Not that pretty, really.Copy !req
283. Dawn, she's a dog.
And he did it with her.Copy !req
284. Has he ever done it
with anyone younger than high school?Copy !req
285. - You know Ginger Friedman?
- She was in my gym class.Copy !req
286. Well, why not ask her about Steve?Copy !req
287. Be back in a second. Don't move.Copy !req
288. Um, Ginger?Copy !req
289. Can I talk to you for a second?Copy !req
290. It's about Steve Rodgers.Copy !req
291. We gotta talk.Copy !req
292. - What do you know about me and Steve?
- Well...Copy !req
293. - First, tell me who told you I knew him.
- My brother.Copy !req
294. - Who's your brother?
- Mark Wiener.Copy !req
295. Him? He's king of the nerds.Copy !req
296. I know, but he told me you used
to go out with Steve. Is it true?Copy !req
297. We finger-fucked once last spring.
That's it. It's all over now.Copy !req
298. What else?Copy !req
299. I was wondering if I might have the chance
if he wanted to go steady with me.Copy !req
300. - Not a chance.
- But...Copy !req
301. Sorry, Dawn, but that's just
the way it is. You don't cut it.Copy !req
302. - What if I wore something?
- Dawn, look in the mirror.Copy !req
303. We finger-fucked once last spring.Copy !req
304. That's it. It's all over now.Copy !req
305. What are you doing in there?
- None of your business!Copy !req
306. Hey, is Mark around?Copy !req
307. No. My mom took him shopping.Copy !req
308. Shit.Copy !req
309. He'll be back real soon though,
I'm pretty sure.Copy !req
310. You can come inside and wait.Copy !req
311. - Okay. You have anything to eat?
- Yeah. Follow me.Copy !req
312. You like Yodels?Copy !req
313. Yeah, sure. What else you got?Copy !req
314. Ring Dings, Pop-Tarts, Hawaiian Punch,
whatever you want.Copy !req
315. We've got some leftovers, too,
in the fridge.Copy !req
316. - Yeah? Like what?
- We've got some fish sticks.Copy !req
317. All right.Copy !req
318. - And I know how to make Jell-O.
- Whatever.Copy !req
319. You know, I really like your music.Copy !req
320. I'm pouring you some Hawaiian Punch.
Is that all right?Copy !req
321. Whatever.Copy !req
322. Here I come.Copy !req
323. Mm. Mm.Copy !req
324. You're not hungry?Copy !req
325. No.Copy !req
326. You know, I play the piano.Copy !req
327. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
328. Yeah, that's pretty good.Copy !req
329. I could have kept going,
but I sprained my finger yesterday.Copy !req
330. You're still better than Barry
any day, that's for sure.Copy !req
331. - You think so?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
332. He ought to be taking
lessons from you.Copy !req
333. Yeah, well, I don't think
I have time to give lessons to Barry.Copy !req
334. But...Copy !req
335. you want to see my fingers?Copy !req
336. Yeah, I see them.Copy !req
337. Shit.Copy !req
338. - I gotta get going.
- Please wait.Copy !req
339. Can I play it for you one more time?
This time with no mistakes. Please?Copy !req
340. We're home!
We're home!Copy !req
341. - Oh, hey.
Where were you?Copy !req
342. Getting groceries
with my mom and sister.Copy !req
343. Do you know what time it is?
- Yeah.Copy !req
344. Do you know what time
you told me to be here?Copy !req
345. - What?
- I've been waiting a half an hour.Copy !req
346. - What about the problems?
- We'll get to them.Copy !req
347. No, we won't...Copy !req
348. Steve, Steve, Steve.Copy !req
349. Hear me.Copy !req
350. You will fall in love with me.Copy !req
351. You will make love to me.Copy !req
352. You will take me away from this place.Copy !req
353. Hey, Steve, I think your singing
was a little flat that time.Copy !req
354. Barry, why don't you
play an A for Steve?Copy !req
355. You got that, Steve?Copy !req
356. Fuck this shit.Copy !req
357. What's got into him?Copy !req
358. He can't take criticism.Copy !req
359. Well, great. There goes the band.Copy !req
360. - Shit.
Wait!Copy !req
361. Wait!Copy !req
362. - Steve!
- What do you want?Copy !req
363. - You can't just go.
- Yeah, why not?Copy !req
364. - The band needs you.
- Tough, I quit.Copy !req
365. Tell your shit-face brother
I'd rather fail computer science...Copy !req
366. than get any more help from him.Copy !req
367. I can't believe he just quit.Copy !req
368. Well, he did...Copy !req
369. shit-face.Copy !req
370. She's just lucky she's a girl.Copy !req
371. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
372. Dawn.Copy !req
373. Do you think I'll get
into The Hummingbirds next year?Copy !req
374. Boys always get in.Copy !req
375. Do you think they'll go on a trip
to Disney World next year?Copy !req
376. I don't know. Maybe. Depends.Copy !req
377. - On what?
- Hey, dog-face.Copy !req
378. - Drop dead.
- Let's go.Copy !req
379. What's the matter, faggot?
In a hurry to run home to Mommy?Copy !req
380. - Shut up.
- Make me, lesbo.Copy !req
381. You think you're so cool.Copy !req
382. You think you're hot shit,
but you're just cold diarrhea.Copy !req
383. - Ooh... Listen to this faggot.
- Shut up.Copy !req
384. Shut up, you assholes.Copy !req
385. Yeah, shut up.Copy !req
386. If I were you, faggot,
I'd be shitting in my pants.Copy !req
387. When you go to junior high...Copy !req
388. I'm gonna smash that fairy face
of yours into a mushy pulp.Copy !req
389. Yeah, well, at least
he won't stay back a year.Copy !req
390. Ha-ha-ha.
- Retard.Copy !req
391. - Hey, Wiener.
- What do you want?Copy !req
392. You better get ready
because at 3:00 today...Copy !req
393. I'm gonna rape you.Copy !req
394. Forget that ugly bitch.Copy !req
395. Bug off.Copy !req
396. You want to come over
to my house tonight?Copy !req
397. Just get the fuck away from me, okay?Copy !req
398. Oh, come on.Copy !req
399. Get the fuck off.Copy !req
400. - Nice try, bitch.
- No, I was trying to meet you!Copy !req
401. Don't bullshit me, you
piece of ugly fuck!Copy !req
402. - I'm sorry.
- Sorry for shit.Copy !req
403. - Still think I'm a retard?
- No, you're not a retard.Copy !req
404. Please stop. You're hurting me.Copy !req
405. Now strip.Copy !req
406. Strip.Copy !req
407. Bitch.Copy !req
408. Listen. When your sister gets here,
let me do most of the talking.Copy !req
409. But back me up, whatever I...Copy !req
410. Oh, Dawn. Come join us.Copy !req
411. - We need your help.
- We're having a party.Copy !req
412. - What for?
- Mom and Dad's 20th, ding-head.Copy !req
413. Mark.Copy !req
414. I was talking with your dad,
and we thought it'd be a great idea...Copy !req
415. if, this year, we celebrated
our anniversary in the backyard.Copy !req
416. We could set up tables,
and there'd be dancing.Copy !req
417. Mark's band is gonna be the music.Copy !req
418. Your brother has even promised
to write a song special for us.Copy !req
419. It's our 20th, you know?Copy !req
420. So, what do you think?
If we all pitch in together?Copy !req
421. Okay.Copy !req
422. Mom wants you
to tear down your clubhouse.Copy !req
423. But that's the Special People Club.Copy !req
424. Oh, honey.Copy !req
425. I know.Copy !req
426. But we really need the space.Copy !req
427. And, besides,
it's not really very pretty, is it?Copy !req
428. And you're getting a little old
for clubhouses.Copy !req
429. Hello?Copy !req
430. Whom may I say is calling, please?Copy !req
431. Certainly. Hold on a moment.Copy !req
432. Dawn.Copy !req
433. It's for you.Copy !req
434. - Hello?
- Hey, ugly.Copy !req
435. Oh, hi.Copy !req
436. - Why'd you hurry off like that?
- I was in a rush.Copy !req
437. Fuck you were.Copy !req
438. - Really, I...
- Tomorrow.Copy !req
439. Same time, same place.Copy !req
440. You get raped.Copy !req
441. Be there.Copy !req
442. So who is this Brandon?Copy !req
443. Just this kid from school.Copy !req
444. Is he a nice boy?Copy !req
445. Yeah, he's okay.Copy !req
446. - You alone?
- Yeah.Copy !req
447. - What time do you have to be home by?
- Four-thirty.Copy !req
448. Wait. I have something I want you
to do for me first. Come on. This way.Copy !req
449. And don't try anything stupid.Copy !req
450. Do you want me to lie down?Copy !req
451. Okay.Copy !req
452. Wanna smoke first?Copy !req
453. - No, thanks.
- Afraid?Copy !req
454. No, I just don't feel like it.Copy !req
455. But I think marijuana
should be legalized.Copy !req
456. Why do you always have
to be such a cunt?Copy !req
457. I'm sorry.Copy !req
458. Brandon, I don't mean to be a cunt.Copy !req
459. You know I've got a brother?Copy !req
460. No, I never knew that.
What grade's he in?Copy !req
461. He's not in any grade.Copy !req
462. He's retarded.Copy !req
463. Oh.Copy !req
464. I'm sorry.Copy !req
465. There's nothing to be sorry about.
He's a tough kid.Copy !req
466. He could beat you up if he wanted.Copy !req
467. I'm sorry. I mean, yeah.Copy !req
468. Brandon, are you still
going to rape me?Copy !req
469. What time is it?Copy !req
470. I don't know. But I guess
I don't have to be home yet.Copy !req
471. No, there's not enough time.Copy !req
472. Thanks, Brandon.Copy !req
473. Yeah, but just remember,
this didn't happen.Copy !req
474. I mean no one, fucking no one.Copy !req
475. I swear I won't tell
anybody, not a soul.Copy !req
476. Because if you do,
I really will rape you next time.Copy !req
477. Okay.Copy !req
478. I have to tell you,
I'm very upset with you three.Copy !req
479. Mommy, I didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
480. I know. Just Mark and Dawn.Copy !req
481. - But, Mom, I already spoke to Steve.
And did you apologize?Copy !req
482. Yes, I had to promise to give him $200
for playing at your party.Copy !req
483. Two hundred dollars?Copy !req
484. Oh, for chrissake,
Harv, it's our 20th.Copy !req
485. He's coming by later
to go over some stuff with me.Copy !req
486. There's a computer-science test
tomorrow.Copy !req
487. What about you, Dawn?Copy !req
488. Will you tear down that mess
in the backyard or not?Copy !req
489. Dawn, I am talking to you.Copy !req
490. No.Copy !req
491. Dawn, listen to your mom
and forget about it.Copy !req
492. No. The clubhouse stands
and that's final.Copy !req
493. Fine.Copy !req
494. Have it your way.Copy !req
495. Dawn, be smart.
Make things easy on yourself.Copy !req
496. No.Copy !req
497. Ah...Copy !req
498. - This I like.
- Where did you get it?Copy !req
499. - The supermarket.
- I picked it out.Copy !req
500. Mom, since Dawn isn't eating hers,
can me and Mark split it?Copy !req
501. Yeah, can we?Copy !req
502. Please?Copy !req
503. Go ahead.Copy !req
504. Mark, Missy. I'm gonna need
your help this weekend.Copy !req
505. What do we have to do?Copy !req
506. Tear down that mess in the backyard.Copy !req
507. - What do you think?
- I think...Copy !req
508. Oh, Steve, they're all so beautiful.Copy !req
509. They're from the summer.Copy !req
510. Who took them?Copy !req
511. Uh, Valerie Mondello.
She's photo editor of the yearbook.Copy !req
512. Was she your girlfriend?Copy !req
513. For a few days.Copy !req
514. - It was worth it though, don't you think?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
515. I'm thinking of using this one
for my first album cover.Copy !req
516. You're going to be on a record?Copy !req
517. It'll happen. It's gotta happen.Copy !req
518. It's just a question of time.Copy !req
519. You think before graduation?Copy !req
520. Fuck graduation.Copy !req
521. - What about college?
- Fuck college.Copy !req
522. I'm just doing this computer-science
shit with Mark for my parents.Copy !req
523. As soon as I make enough money,
I'm moving into the city.Copy !req
524. That's where it's all happening.Copy !req
525. Oh.Copy !req
526. I found the disk.Copy !req
527. Out.Copy !req
528. - No.
- What do you mean, "no"? I said, out.Copy !req
529. No. Steve and I are talking.Copy !req
530. Come on, I said, out. Come on.Copy !req
531. - Mom!
- Leave her alone.Copy !req
532. - You don't understand. This is my room.
- So what?Copy !req
533. You're being like a total fascist.Copy !req
534. What is it, Mark?Copy !req
535. Did you solve any of the problems?Copy !req
536. MR.
Good morning, students.Copy !req
537. All Hummingbird chorus members going
on a concert tour to Disney World...Copy !req
538. must hand in signed permission
slips by this Friday at the latest.Copy !req
539. On a more worrisome note...Copy !req
540. drugs were found extinguished
yesterday in the boys' lavatory.Copy !req
541. Now, I wanna remind you all...Copy !req
542. that any student caught
using or selling drugs...Copy !req
543. will be immediately expelled
from school...Copy !req
544. and dealt with by the police
authorities.Copy !req
545. There will be no exceptions.Copy !req
546. Drugs are illegal.Copy !req
547. Just say no.Copy !req
548. Thank you for your attention.Copy !req
549. - Mrs. lannone?
- Yes, Cookie?Copy !req
550. - I have an announcement.
- Go ahead.Copy !req
551. For everyone coming to my birthday
party, remember to bring a bathing suit.Copy !req
552. That's all.Copy !req
553. Oh, my God!Copy !req
554. Shh, shh.Copy !req
555. - Hey, Cookie.
- What do you want?Copy !req
556. How come I wasn't invited?
Jed and Lance were.Copy !req
557. Oh, well, I really would have...Copy !req
558. but we needed an even number
of girls and boys...Copy !req
559. and if you were invited,
there would be too many boys.Copy !req
560. Well, I got something for you.Copy !req
561. - What is it?
- Open it up.Copy !req
562. I didn't eat my dessert
at lunch today.Copy !req
563. I saved it for you.Copy !req
564. Now can I come to your party
this weekend?Copy !req
565. But, Brandon,
this didn't even cost anything.Copy !req
566. He's stupid.Copy !req
567. - What are you looking at?
- Nothing.Copy !req
568. - Sorry about your locker.
- Uh...Copy !req
569. It's okay. I mean,
it's not really mine anyway.Copy !req
570. It's the school's.Copy !req
571. Anyway, I hate
those stupid kinds of parties.Copy !req
572. They treat you like little kids.Copy !req
573. - She probably had a fucking magician.
- Yeah.Copy !req
574. I hate parties too.Copy !req
575. My parents are tearing
this down tomorrow.Copy !req
576. Fuck. What for?Copy !req
577. - Their anniversary.
- Assholes.Copy !req
578. - Where'd you get that cassette player?
- Ralphy.Copy !req
579. Why do you hang out with that faggot?Copy !req
580. - Ralphy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
581. Just because he's a faggot
doesn't mean he's an asshole.Copy !req
582. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
583. Brandon, I can't be your girlfriend.Copy !req
584. Huh?Copy !req
585. I want to, but I'm in love
with someone else.Copy !req
586. - Who?
- You wouldn't know him.Copy !req
587. - What's his name?
- It's no one you know.Copy !req
588. - What's his name?
- He's older.Copy !req
589. - What's his fucking name?
- Steve Rodgers. He's in high school.Copy !req
590. Brandon. Brandon.Copy !req
591. Brandon, wait.Copy !req
592. Where are you going?
We still have some Yodels left.Copy !req
593. Asshole.Copy !req
594. Don't feel bad, Dawn.
Brandon McCarthy's just a retard.Copy !req
595. Faggot!Copy !req
596. - Where's Dawn?
- I don't know. Where is...?Copy !req
597. Rita, did you see Dawn?Copy !req
598. - How are you? Huh?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
599. - Yeah? Are you gonna lose your lunch?
- No.Copy !req
600. Really? You think so?
Honey, would you get...?Copy !req
601. - Where's Steve?
- Look who's here!Copy !req
602. - Where have you been?
- Leave me alone. I'm looking for Steve.Copy !req
603. Where's Steve?Copy !req
604. I don't know. Leave me alone.
I'm trying to figure something out.Copy !req
605. Will you come on?Copy !req
606. I did. A couple
of times, yeah. Yeah?Copy !req
607. - Where's Steve?
- In the garage.Copy !req
608. Steve! Open up!Copy !req
609. Open up!Copy !req
610. - Dawn, what's up?
- I have to talk to you.Copy !req
611. - What about?
- I was wondering if...Copy !req
612. Well, I've been thinking seriously
of building another clubhouse.Copy !req
613. I wanted to know,
would you be interested...Copy !req
614. in being my first honorary member?Copy !req
615. What? What are you talking about?Copy !req
616. The Special People Club.Copy !req
617. Special people?Copy !req
618. What's the matter?Copy !req
619. - You know what special people means?
- What?Copy !req
620. Special people equals retarded.Copy !req
621. Your club is for retards.Copy !req
622. Hey, Mommy, look!
I see, honey.Copy !req
623. Oh! Oh, look at Missy.
Oh, God, you are so cute.Copy !req
624. Oh, look at her dancing
with Mr. Kasdan.Copy !req
625. And look at me and Steve.
Steve really likes me.Copy !req
626. I look pretty good there.
You sound good too.Copy !req
627. Oh, Harv, we have to get
copies of this tape.Copy !req
628. Unfortunately, Steve
just quit the band.Copy !req
629. - What?
- What? I just gave him $200.Copy !req
630. Didn't you just tell me that he got
an A in computer-science final?Copy !req
631. It's not that. He dropped
out of school and left town.Copy !req
632. He wants to try making it in New York
as the next Jim Morrison.Copy !req
633. - Stupid kid. He'll never make it.
- That's what I told him.Copy !req
634. - He'll never get into a good school now.
- He won't make it.Copy !req
635. - Never make it.
- Never.Copy !req
636. Mommy, let's watch it again.Copy !req
637. You're so lucky.Copy !req
638. Would you ask Brandon McCarthy
to step outside?Copy !req
639. Is something wrong?Copy !req
640. The police wanna ask him
a few questions.Copy !req
641. Brandon, come up here.Copy !req
642. You can leave your test.Copy !req
643. MR.
Come along, Brandon.Copy !req
644. Come on. This way.Copy !req
645. Thank you, Martha.
Sorry for the interruption.Copy !req
646. Oh, Dawn! Oh, I'm so glad
I caught you. Listen now.Copy !req
647. Dad just called. His car broke down.
I have to pick him up at the car dealer.Copy !req
648. I've left a note in the kitchen
for Missy to give to Mrs. Golden.Copy !req
649. But in case she doesn't see it
when she gets in...Copy !req
650. be sure to tell her to get
a ride home from ballet with her.Copy !req
651. I can't pick her
up like I told her I would.Copy !req
652. - Okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
653. - Now, you won't forget?
- No.Copy !req
654. And that means hungry for love.Copy !req
655. They haven't gotten enough love.
They haven't gotten enough affection.Copy !req
656. They haven't gotten enough attention
from their partner...Copy !req
657. or from the people in their life.Copy !req
658. I like to think of your relationship
as a living, breathing thing.Copy !req
659. I have found in my program
that there are five things...Copy !req
660. I'll get it.Copy !req
661. Wiener residence.
Who may I ask is calling, please?Copy !req
662. It's Ralphy.Copy !req
663. - Tell him I'm punished.
- But you're not punished.Copy !req
664. I don't feel like talking to him.Copy !req
665. But he's your friend. So here.Copy !req
666. Dawn.Copy !req
667. Hang it up!
I don't wanna speak to that faggot.Copy !req
668. But, Dawn...
Hang it up!Copy !req
669. But he's your friend.Copy !req
670. He is not! He's a spy and an asshole.Copy !req
671. But, Dawn, Ralphy likes you.
Yeah? That's too bad.Copy !req
672. You can tell him I hope
he rots in hell.Copy !req
673. Dawn, maybe you should
say you're sorry.Copy !req
674. Fuck you!Copy !req
675. After receiving
a moving thank-you letter...Copy !req
676. You know you're not supposed to drink
in the TV room.Copy !req
677. Oh, hey, Missy!Copy !req
678. What?Copy !req
679. This was the fat guy.
- Nothing.Copy !req
680. We're looking
at a 54-inch waist there.Copy !req
681. And well over 400 pounds.Copy !req
682. For once, I started feeling.Copy !req
683. Mother describes her as...
The Prima Donna Ballet School.Copy !req
684. Ain't seen her since 6:15.Copy !req
685. 54 pounds, brown hair, blue eyes...Copy !req
686. last seen wearing a pink leotard,
pink ballet slippers and a pink tutu.Copy !req
687. You copy that?
Yep.Copy !req
688. - She has an older sister, 11 and a half.
Gave her the note from her mom.Copy !req
689. Claims to have given her the note.
Sister says she gave her the note.Copy !req
690. Yeah, well, she claims
to have given her the note.Copy !req
691. This was taken last summer.
- So you're not going to school today?Copy !req
692. No, Mom's afraid I'll
be kidnapped also.Copy !req
693. - Yeah, right.
- What?Copy !req
694. Never mind.Copy !req
695. What do you think they're looking for?Copy !req
696. - Clues.
- But she's not here.Copy !req
697. Uh, duh.Copy !req
698. You think you can use that one?
Yes.Copy !req
699. This one was here was taken
the last week of May.Copy !req
700. Excuse me, sergeant.Copy !req
701. Do you think they'll find her?Copy !req
702. - Are you the big sister?
- Yeah.Copy !req
703. - And you're the big brother?
- Yeah.Copy !req
704. Take whatever you need.
I just want my Missy.Copy !req
705. Excuse me.Copy !req
706. Dad's real sick.Copy !req
707. - He probably has to go to the hospital.
- What's wrong with him?Copy !req
708. The doctor's not sure, but Mom thinks
it might be a nervous breakdown.Copy !req
709. It's probably just his gallbladder.Copy !req
710. - I'll help, Mom.
Thank you, Dawn. Here.Copy !req
711. Take that to your father
while I talk to the sergeant.Copy !req
712. Sure, Mom.Copy !req
713. We'll get this bastard.Copy !req
714. Dad?Copy !req
715. I brought you some tea.Copy !req
716. How are you feeling?Copy !req
717. Better?Copy !req
718. Well, don't worry. They'll find Missy.Copy !req
719. I'm sure of it.Copy !req
720. And if they don't, well...Copy !req
721. remember, you still
got me and Mark.Copy !req
722. Hello. Want a bite?Copy !req
723. Tommy? Tommy.Copy !req
724. Go on, get back in the kitchen.Copy !req
725. - Who are you?
- Dawn Wiener.Copy !req
726. - I'm a friend of Brandon McCarthy.
- What do you want?Copy !req
727. Well, like, I was wondering
if I could see Brandon.Copy !req
728. - How come you're not in school?
- My sister was kidnapped.Copy !req
729. My mom let me stay home today.Copy !req
730. - So, what do you want with Brandon?
- I wanted to talk to him.Copy !req
731. - What'd he do, knock you up?
- No, no.Copy !req
732. Okay, then, go ahead.
You can go say goodbye to him.Copy !req
733. Go on up the stairs at the back.Copy !req
734. But you got just one hour,
then we're leaving.Copy !req
735. Thanks, Mr. McCarthy.Copy !req
736. Hi, Brandon.Copy !req
737. What are you doing here?Copy !req
738. I tried calling, but my mom wouldn't let
me because my sister was kidnapped.Copy !req
739. Yeah, I heard. So, what do you want?Copy !req
740. I wanna be your girlfriend.Copy !req
741. Too late. I'm leaving.Copy !req
742. - Where are you going?
- None of your business.Copy !req
743. - Can I come along?
- No.Copy !req
744. - Are you gonna go back to school?
- Pssh.Copy !req
745. No way, man.Copy !req
746. I'm not going to no
reformatory either.Copy !req
747. My dad thinks I'm going,
but he can go to hell.Copy !req
748. I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
749. You mean, you're running away?Copy !req
750. Yup, to New York.Copy !req
751. - Does anybody know?
- No.Copy !req
752. Get off of me.Copy !req
753. I'm the one that makes the first move.Copy !req
754. - Now, come on.
- Right now?Copy !req
755. Now or never.Copy !req
756. - But I can't now.
- Why not? Are you scared?Copy !req
757. - No, but I...
- What?Copy !req
758. Can't you wait a little longer?Copy !req
759. I'm sure Mr. Edwards will let you
back in if you stop dealing drugs.Copy !req
760. Who said I deal drugs?Copy !req
761. But, Brandon, everyone says...Copy !req
762. And you believe them all.Copy !req
763. You mean, you didn't?Copy !req
764. Asshole. Jed's the one that deals.Copy !req
765. But, hey, don't feel bad.Copy !req
766. You're like everyone else.
You think I'm some lying asshole.Copy !req
767. And you know something, Dawn?
I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
768. I believe you.Copy !req
769. Gee, thanks. I feel so much better.Copy !req
770. - But I really do!
- The fuck you do.Copy !req
771. Brandon, I do!Copy !req
772. - Lying piece of shit.
- Brandon, please wait.Copy !req
773. - I'm so sorry.
- Well, it's too late. I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
774. And who knows?
Maybe I will deal drugs now.Copy !req
775. MR. You packed?
We're leaving in 10 minutes.Copy !req
776. Well, you coming?Copy !req
777. I can't.Copy !req
778. Brandon, wait! Please don't go!Copy !req
779. So how's Dad?Copy !req
780. They don't know yet.Copy !req
781. They're still doing more testing.Copy !req
782. Can I visit him?Copy !req
783. What are you doing tomorrow
after school?Copy !req
784. Tomorrow's no good. I've got
a big forensic-society debate.Copy !req
785. But I'm sure I can get out of it.Copy !req
786. No, Mark. Go.Copy !req
787. I want you to. It's important.Copy !req
788. Dawn can come with me
to the hospital...Copy !req
789. and I'll get your Aunt Phyllis
to stay by the phone.Copy !req
790. Hello? Yes.Copy !req
791. Oh.Copy !req
792. In... In Times Square?Copy !req
793. Are you sure?Copy !req
794. Yes.Copy !req
795. Thank you.Copy !req
796. They found her tutu.Copy !req
797. Excuse me. Have you seen my sister?Copy !req
798. Pardon me. Have you seen my sister?
Her name is Missy Wiener.Copy !req
799. No.Copy !req
800. No, no.Copy !req
801. Have you seen my sister?Copy !req
802. - Her name's Missy Wiener.
- No!Copy !req
803. Help! Dawn, help me!Copy !req
804. Dawn, Dawn! Help me!Copy !req
805. Help me, Dawn! Help!Copy !req
806. Help me, Dawn!Copy !req
807. - Help me, Dawn!
- Missy?Copy !req
808. - Help me! Help!
- Missy... Wait! Wait!Copy !req
809. - Stop! Stop! Let go of my sister!
- Dawn, help me, help me!Copy !req
810. Oh. Oh!Copy !req
811. Oh, Dawn.Copy !req
812. Oh, Dawn, you're the best daughter
a mother could have.Copy !req
813. - I love you so much.
- I love you, Dawn.Copy !req
814. Me too. I love you.Copy !req
815. Oh, Dawn, I love you.Copy !req
816. - Dawn, I love you.
- You know I've always loved you.Copy !req
817. Oh, Dawn, we love you.Copy !req
818. - Yeah, I'll accept.
- Hi, Mark. It's Dawn.Copy !req
819. Boy, are you in trouble.Copy !req
820. - Where are you?
- New York.Copy !req
821. - What are you doing there?
- I ran away.Copy !req
822. - Are you serious?
- Yeah. I thought I might find Missy.Copy !req
823. - Heh. Way to go.
- Is Mom real upset?Copy !req
824. Not really.
They found Missy this morning.Copy !req
825. Is she dead?Copy !req
826. No, she's fine.
Mr. Kasdan kidnapped her.Copy !req
827. Really?Copy !req
828. Yeah, Mrs. Kasdan is gonna file
for divorce now.Copy !req
829. Turns out he'd built this room
beneath the shuffleboard court...Copy !req
830. - ... and kept her there.
- Did he rape her?Copy !req
831. No. I think he videotaped her
doing pirouettes, but that's it.Copy !req
832. - Is she in the hospital?
- No, she's here.Copy !req
833. She's the same. You know, I think
she may have liked being there...Copy !req
834. because she had her own TV
and total control over the pusher.Copy !req
835. She also got to have as much candy
and McDonald's as she wanted.Copy !req
836. Can you get Mom?Copy !req
837. Yeah, hold on.Copy !req
838. - Mom, it's Dawn.
Will you move?Copy !req
839. Where the fuck is Sam?
Hurry it up.Copy !req
840. Can you call back a little later?
She's being interviewed.Copy !req
841. Okay.Copy !req
842. And now, students, I'd like you
to give your attention to Dawn Wiener.Copy !req
843. "I'm standing here today...Copy !req
844. to express
my and my family's thanks...Copy !req
845. for the support in helping us get
through this hor... Terrible ordeal.Copy !req
846. If it hadn't been for your help
in providing the police...Copy !req
847. with the information leading
to the conviction of Joseph Kasdan...Copy !req
848. my sister might not be here today.Copy !req
849. Your emotional and moral support
has been invaluable.Copy !req
850. Missy has always been like
a sister to me...Copy !req
851. - ... and a friend..."
Wiener dog!Copy !req
852. Be quiet! - "And now
that she is safe and sound..."Copy !req
853. Wiener dog!Copy !req
854. - Wiener dog!
- Wiener dog!Copy !req
855. Wiener dog, Wiener dog.Copy !req
856. "Now that she's safe..."Copy !req
857. Wiener dog, Wiener dog, Wiener dog.Copy !req
858. Quiet!Copy !req
859. Go on, Dawn.Copy !req
860. "I can rest easy in the knowledge
that... That Missy is fine.Copy !req
861. Thank you very much."Copy !req
862. were unavailable for comment.Copy !req
863. Friends and neighbors,
shocked at his arrest...Copy !req
864. described Joseph Kasdan
as a regular family man...Copy !req
865. who would often dress up
as Santa at Christmastime.Copy !req
866. And now we bring you
an interview from our own...Copy !req
867. - Can you get me a bag of popcorn?
- And a glass of Diet Coke.Copy !req
868. - And Hawaiian Punch.
- Okay.Copy !req
869. Did he touch you at all in any way?Copy !req
870. I don't know.Copy !req
871. Anyway, I bet you're happy
to be home with Mommy.Copy !req
872. Yes.Copy !req
873. So tell me, Mrs. Wiener, how did
you feel when you discovered...Copy !req
874. Mark, is eighth grade
better than seventh?Copy !req
875. Not really.Copy !req
876. What about ninth?Copy !req
877. All of junior high school sucks.Copy !req
878. High school's better.
It's closer to college.Copy !req
879. They'll call you names,
but not as much to your face.Copy !req
880. How did you feel being
kidnapped and being held hostage?Copy !req
881. - Were you scared?
No.Copy !req
882. I don't wanna go to Disney World.Copy !req
883. Don't be stupid. If nothing else, it'll
look good on your college résumé.Copy !req