1. -Are you sure?
-Yes, that's him.
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2. That's Bernie Lomax.
I'd recognize that smirk anywhere.
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3. Do you think you could put him back now?
Please?
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4. I've seen my share of dead people today.
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5. -See you.
-Just leave him there, all right?
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6. Every Labor Day it's the same thing
over and over again.
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7. The bodies keep piling up and piling up.
Big bodies, little bodies....
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8. -Do you need us anymore?
-I've got some papers here to sign.
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9. -He's got papers for you to sign.
-Go ahead, sign them.
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10. I don't want to sign them.
You must sign them.
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11. You have better penmanship than I do.
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12. They were around here a minute ago.
Just....
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13. I don't suppose you could hurry up?
We'll be late for work.
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14. We got a big raise today. Promotion day.
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15. I'd settle for an office
with my very own door.
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16. You are getting a door.
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17. We're back from picking up
after that gas barbecue explosion.
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18. -How many did you get?
-Three and a half.
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19. Put them in the back.
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20. Sign here.
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21. If I sign this, does that obligate me
to pay for his funeral?
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22. No. It's just for his personal effects.
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23. -You're related to him, aren't you?
-He was my uncle.
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24. Do you have a pen? Thank you.
I was very close.
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25. Your uncle?
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26. -I'm walking here!
-So am I!
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27. So what? The guy had no family.
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28. None that's gonna admit to him, anyway.
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29. Wait. Couldn't you just save
the grave robbing for later?
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30. Do what you need to do,
but not in front of me.
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31. Whatever.
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32. Here they are, sir.
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33. -After you.
-Hello.
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34. You're the ones that discovered
Lomax's theft from the company.
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35. -That's us.
-Yes, sir. I'm Richard Parker.
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36. Larry Wilson. Really it was nothing.
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37. Anybody with half a brain
could have figured it out.
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38. Is that so?
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39. This is Arthur Hummel...
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40. ...Internal Investigation Department
of the company.
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41. Arthur? Richard Parker.
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42. -It's a pleasure to meet you.
-Guess we kind of saved your ass.
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43. I mean, Bernard was really raping
the company right under your nose.
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44. -Thank you.
-No sweat!
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45. That's right, you were with Bernie Lomax...
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46. ...on Hampton Island
when he was murdered.
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47. We were there the whole weekend.
It's awful. A tragic story.
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48. Hell of a house, though.
He had a heated pool on the beach.
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49. -What?
-Chicks....
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50. I'm just being curious,
but what were you doing there?
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51. Working.
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52. Yes. A few days earlier
we had uncovered some duplicate policies.
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53. $2 million worth,
with Lomax as beneficiary.
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54. Yes, naturally we also assumed
it was an error.
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55. Then Mr. Lomax invited us
to his beach house to discuss the matter.
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56. -Discuss it.
-That's what Larry told me.
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57. I'm just curious, why didn't you go
to someone besides Bernie Lomax?
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58. Weren't you just the least bit suspicious
that your friend...
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59. No.
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60. ...was the named beneficiary
in the phony policies?
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61. That's wrong. He wasn't my friend,
he was Richie's friend.
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62. He wasn't my friend.
Lomax tried to kill us.
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63. Then he tried to have us framed
for what he was stealing.
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64. I don't buy it.
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65. There's nothing to buy. It's the truth.
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66. It's a fact, Jack.
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67. I've heard enough.
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68. -There seems to be a gray area here.
-There certainly does, sir.
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69. And, frankly, I don't think
our bonding company would cover you.
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70. That's okay.
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71. You'll receive two weeks severance.
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72. -That's like instead of the raise?
-No, that's like we've just been fired.
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73. You're firing me?
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74. Don't go back to your offices.
And don't try to take any papers with you.
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75. We didn't do anything wrong.
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76. -We were working for the company.
-You're firing me? Don't beg!
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77. I'm willing to beg on my hands and knees.
I just want my door!
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78. You got your door!
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79. Do me a favor, blow me.
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80. I don't buy their story.
They know where the money is.
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81. I'll nail them.
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82. I hope so, for your sake.
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83. I've a stock holder's meeting
in two weeks...
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84. ...and if I have to tell them that
this company is out $2 million...
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85. ...you'll be out as well.
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86. $100,000 for a voodoo queen.
Don't you think that's a bit excessive?
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87. It beats losing a whole $1 million.
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88. How did I know
someone was gonna kill him?
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89. I have my doubts about this whole thing.
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90. They say that's the last person
who doubted the Mobu's power.
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91. I thought your friend said
there was a party tonight?
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92. Yeah, that's what he told me.
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93. Where's the liquor?
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94. Excuse me.
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95. Big-boned sister.
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96. Say, Holmes,
where are they hiding the Scotch?
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97. In the house. From New York.
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98. Is that Oprah?
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99. She obviously wants you.
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100. Go back to New York.
Carry out these instructions.
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101. What? No, you misunderstand.
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102. We don't wanna go home so soon,
we just kinda got here.
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103. -We came to see the carnival.
-Yeah, we don't wanna miss that.
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104. -You will do as I bid.
-Right.
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105. Go to New York.
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106. Raise this man from the dead.
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107. He'll lead you to where he has hidden
the cartel's money.
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108. Follow my conjure precisely
for the magic to work.
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109. You will need this.
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110. And this.
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111. -Excuse me.
-That's ok. I'm just here with my friend.
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112. Go right ahead.
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113. How're you doing? I was waiting outside.
I don't know, a half an hour?
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114. Are you crazy? This is the most expensive
restaurant in New York.
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115. You still wear pajamas.
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116. If you called me in the middle of the night
to loan you money--
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117. Your mother doesn't like you
getting the sheets all sweaty.
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118. What's the big emergency?
Why did you call?
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119. I found this in Bernie's wallet.
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120. It's a key to a safety deposit box
in St. Thomas.
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121. Okay. This is why you woke me up?
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122. I have three job interviews in the morning
and I'd like to go back to sleep.
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123. Don't you read the {y:i}Post?
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124. It's like this off-shore money laundering.
It's like that Vesco guy, Michael Milken.
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125. I'm willing to bet you
that's the $2 million that Lomax stole.
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126. Now, there's a code on the thing.
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127. All we need to do is tap into
the computer at work.
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128. That presents a little problem.
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129. First, it's illegal.
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130. And two, we were fired today.
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131. How are we going to get access
to the computer?
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132. Oh, my God,
we're going to break in, aren't we?
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133. In a very narrow sense of the word,
that's true.
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134. I tell you what. You break in.
You enjoy yourself. You go to jail.
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135. The beauty part of the whole thing...
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136. ...was all you had to do was work
the computer. I was gonna get us in.
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137. But fine. If you can't do it, that is fine.
I understand.
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138. I was just trying to help out.
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139. Because you're going to find it difficult
to find employment with this scandal...
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140. ...hanging over your head.
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141. Ok. So I'll have to do
the little computer thing.
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142. -Your check, sir.
-Thank you.
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143. I put a little something extra
on there for you, sir.
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144. Thank you, Mr. Lomax.
That's very generous.
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145. Thank you.
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146. You're using Bernie's credit card.
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147. Five gold ones in there.
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148. I practiced his signature.
Got it down cold. I got extra.
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149. -Let's just get this over with.
-Whatever you like. Whatever you want.
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150. Shut up.
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151. -You had to drag me to that damn party.
-You wanted to go.
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152. I'll be pissed off if I miss carnival,
that's all I know.
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153. The quicker we do it,
the quicker we get back to the island.
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154. Yeah, I bet.
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155. It's clear, come on. Get the gurney.
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156. Come on.
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157. Wait.
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158. Back up, back up!
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159. Down there.
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160. Ain't this a bitch? Let's get him.
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161. What are you looking at?
You got a problem?
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162. Ain't none of my business.
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163. Now what are we gonna do?
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164. I don't know. Find a nice quiet spot
to do the do, you know?
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165. Right here.
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166. -I'll get the tickets.
-All right.
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167. What's up?
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168. Three, please.
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169. Make that two.
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170. All right, number one hundred sixteen.
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171. And one hundred seventeen.
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172. All right.
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173. Looking good. Got a lot of work in here.
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174. Let's go through the checklist.
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175. Let's see what we have.
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176. -We drew the chalk circle on the ground.
-Check.
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177. We lit one hundred seventeen candles.
They are burning.
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178. The potion, the goat urine
and the goat blood.
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179. That's your department.
I got nothing to do with that.
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180. We draw an "X" on the left side
of the potion, and a "T" on the right side.
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181. We're into the chicken now.
We're almost home.
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182. One thing.
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183. {y:i}As-salamo 'alaikum
and {y:i}shalom and everything.
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184. All right, let's do the chicken.
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185. {y:i}Voilą, the {y:i}pollo.
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186. Shut the door! What's wrong with you?
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187. Down in front, you're blocking the view!
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188. So what? What are you gonna do?
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189. Come see the Colonel, baby.
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190. Come on.
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191. Come here!
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192. -What are you doing?
-I lost a chicken.
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193. -Not this one. This one's with me!
-I'm sorry.
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194. Hey, that's my popcorn.
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195. -Did you find it?
-No.
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196. No, that's definitely out.
That ain't gonna work.
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197. Well, at least it's a chicken.
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198. Henry, we need a live bird.
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199. Where are we gonna find a live chicken
here in New York City?
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200. Cock-a-doodle-doo.
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201. Right into here, like this here.
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202. There we go.
Now, we're into the bone-tossing thing.
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203. You are in the power of the Mobu.
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204. You are in the power of the Mobu.
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205. You are in the power of the voodoo.
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206. Ain't nothing happening.
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207. Mobu ain't got no power.
Let me check our manual again.
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208. What?
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209. Did you do the "X"
on the left side of the potion?
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210. What?
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211. Easy. Under there. Slide it under.
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212. We did that.
I dropped a chicken on its feet.
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213. "Get down
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214. -"Get up
-"Get on up
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215. -"Get up
-"Get on up
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216. -"Get up
-"Get on up
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217. "Get on the scene, like a voodoo machine
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218. "The voodoo and the Mobu
The voodoo and the Mobu
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219. "The voodoo and the Mobu"
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220. It's like the Mobu said.
He's leading us to the money.
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221. All right, get the box.
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222. -Ain't this a bitch?
-Dead.
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223. As a doorknob.
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224. Don't panic. Just be cool.
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225. Come on, we got the Mobu manual,
we just start from square "A".
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226. You know, science.
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227. Stick him on the can.
Let's start all over again.
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228. The things I've got to deal with! I did
everything according to Mobu's manual.
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229. Draw a chalk circle on the ground: "A."
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230. Ring him in with some candles:
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231. "B," then there's the potion,
and then draw an "X" on the left side.
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232. And the "T," yeah, on the right side.
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233. Where are my chicken bones?
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234. I ain't got your chicken bones.
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235. -My chicken bones were just right here.
-No, l--
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236. He's doing it again.
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237. Shut the music off! Let's go!
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238. This is getting deep.
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239. All right! Hold tight.
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240. Let's just figure this out here.
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241. I wonder why he can only move
when the music's playing?
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242. Of course, look it's right here.
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243. We used the pigeon when we should have
used the chicken.
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244. That's why he can only move
when the music is playing.
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245. I don't think so.
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246. Turn it on.
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247. Off.
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248. On.
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249. Knowledge is power.
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250. Get the box and don't touch nothing.
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251. I wonder if this'll work on Elvis?
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252. -What's it say?
-Nothing.
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253. -You're right.
-What?
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254. Bernie does indeed have
a safe deposit box.
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255. -What's in it?
-I don't know.
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256. It's noted as a personal entry account.
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257. -A what?
-Personal entry account.
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258. What does it mean?
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259. The only one who can get in
is Bernie Lomax and he's dead now.
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260. -And so we can't get in?
-No. What?
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261. Now, just hear me out.
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262. We go back to the morgue,
we get the body, we go to St. Thomas...
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263. ...we take Bernie to the bank just like--
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264. No way! Absolutely not!
I don't want to have any part of this.
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265. Why not?
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266. -Incidentally, you're seriously demented.
-Thank you.
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267. -Aren't we in enough trouble already?
-No, we aren't.
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268. You want us to sneak into a bank
in St. Thomas?
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269. Freeze!
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270. Take him up.
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271. What's up?
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272. Where's he going?
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273. I don't know.
He keeps trying to go someplace.
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274. Just hold onto him. Tight.
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275. Listen, better hold onto him.
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276. My box! He got my box! Stop, thief!
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277. Excuse me.
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278. Come on! Let's get him.
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279. Stop the train, man. Open the door!
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280. Damn.
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281. {y:i}-C'est la vie
-Say what?
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282. {y:i}C'est la vie
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283. Don't cuss at me in no foreign tongue.
You got something to say, say it.
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284. -Don't be pointin' at me.
-Point, point, point!
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285. I'm sorry.
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286. Get off! We're trying to fight.
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287. {y:i}You boys are lucky
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288. Called the insurance company.
They said since nothing was stolen...
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289. ...charges can be reduced
to simple trespassing.
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290. Can I get a PBA card?
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291. -Look, you'll have to post bail.
-Do you take plastic?
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292. -Cash.
-All right, we'll pay cash.
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293. See the clerk at the front desk.
Stay out of places where you don't belong.
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294. Yes, Officer, we learned our lesson.
We'll never break the law again.
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295. Good.
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296. -Thanks, Ralph, I owe you one.
-Sure.
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297. I'm gonna nail those two little shits.
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298. You sure they're guilty?
They look kinda stupid.
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299. Yeah, too stupid.
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300. I'm gonna put you wise guys in jail
for twenty-four hours.
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301. That should cool you off.
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302. Check this sap out.
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303. Better call the coroner. This one's dead.
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304. Wait a minute, I know this guy.
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305. I know him. What's wrong with you guys?
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306. -He's been here before.
-Yeah, sure. Get some rest.
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307. -You got a plan, once we go inside?
-Do not insult my intelligence.
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308. -Your intelligence?
-Have I ever let you down?
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309. Just relax. The guy thinks he's my uncle.
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310. We just tell him
we're here to claim the body...
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311. ...and to bury him in the family plot.
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312. Hello. Mister? Yo!
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313. -Nobody here.
-Good. We can go.
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314. -We're just gonna take him?
-We're gonna borrow him.
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315. What?
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316. Here he is.
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317. -What's he doing out here?
-I don't know.
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318. -What happened to his clothes?
-I don't know.
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319. They're getting him ready to bury him.
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320. -When they put him in a new suit.
-Sure.
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321. -You got clothes in the bag?
-I got clothes in the bag.
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322. -I got clothes for me, not for him.
-He's not my size.
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323. I won't touch him. They're my clothes.
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324. If I'm gonna put them on him,
you're gonna use your clothes.
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325. Now, stand back.
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326. Okay, here we go. We're almost set.
We're almost home, baby.
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327. Everything's all set. Except for
baby needs a new pair of shoes.
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328. I only have the ones I'm wearing.
You can forget about that.
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329. -Get those!
-Come on.
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330. I gotta hold him here.
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331. We're stealing shoes off a dead man.
We're going to hell.
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332. What?
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333. I'm going to have a heart attack now.
I'm going to sit down.
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334. It's just the morgue guy.
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335. -Come on, give me a hand.
-You're doing fine by yourself.
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336. Just fine.
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337. Come on, B, get in there!
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338. Piece of cake.
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339. Coast is clear. Get a taxi.
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340. -Taxi! I just have one question?
-What?
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341. -What will customs say?
-There's no customs, it's America.
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342. -JFK. To the airport.
-Get in.
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343. Taxi!
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344. We're here.
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345. I thought I did pretty well
for my first plane trip.
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346. You did very well.
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347. Did I tell you those little paper bags
would be handy?
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348. You did.
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349. Is this the bus to the hotel?
We got these bags.
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350. This guy, too.
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351. Come on, buddy.
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352. What have you got in here, a body?
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353. -Body? No! Why would we have--
-He's kidding.
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354. That's funny.
We don't have a body in there.
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355. We're on our way.
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356. I want to welcome you all to St. Thomas.
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357. If you look on the left there,
you'll see the botanical garden...
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358. ...what used to be a sugar plantation.
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359. Thanks, buddy. Get the luggage, ok?
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360. -Welcome.
{y:i}-Aloha
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361. -Nice and easy. Careful there.
-Sorry, sir.
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362. I'm home.
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363. Excuse me. Hi, Bernie Lomax.
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364. I'm with you for a few days.
I'll see you around.
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365. I just have this one case.
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366. Yeah. Got it.
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367. There are wheels on that.
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368. $600 a day?
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369. Hello, ladies.
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370. -Who's gonna cover this?
-That's the beauty part.
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371. Bernie's paying. Right, {y:i}amigo?
Look at this.
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372. -Someday they'll catch up to us.
-The operative word is, "someday."
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373. Give me the key. Johnny, is it?
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374. -That's heavy. Just give me that.
-Easy.
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375. We're home.
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376. -Watch it, there's a body in there!
-There's no body in there. He's kidding.
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377. -You got the other one?
-Yeah, yeah.
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378. Thank you very much,
that's all we'll be needing of you.
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379. Take $20 for yourself, put it on the room.
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380. -Thank you very much, Mr. Lomax.
-No, thank you.
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381. Fruit.
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382. Chips.
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383. -You got some deodorant?
-You smell fine.
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384. Thank you. It's not for me, though.
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385. Downwind!
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386. Thank you.
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387. We'll put him on ice.
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388. -In the fridge?
-Get him around the back.
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389. Yeah, I got him.
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390. -On three.
-Okay. All right.
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391. One, two, three.
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392. You got him?
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393. Get him in.
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394. Good job.
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395. Grapes.
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396. Is this place glorious, or what?
Come on out here.
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397. We're not here on vacation.
We've got work to do.
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398. The banks don't open until 10:00 tomorrow.
Come out. Take a look.
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399. There's things I gotta do
before we go to the bank.
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400. Oh, my God. Look at the tits on that one.
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401. What? Who?
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402. -Ladies.
-My God!
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403. Come on.
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404. I like this island.
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405. Is it great, or what?
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406. Very {y:i}simpatico, in Bernie's case.
You know what I mean?
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407. -I'm gonna take a lap or two.
-Help yourself.
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408. Careful, you haven't swum in a while.
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409. Don't forget to breathe, buddy.
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410. -Hi, there.
-Hi.
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411. -How are you doing?
-Good.
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412. -Nice wind out there today.
-Yeah, not bad.
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413. -See me zip by you a few times?
-No, I didn't.
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414. Really? I was the one zooming along.
Wings up, flaps down. Whole nine yards.
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415. Wings up, flaps down. Yeah, right.
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416. Whatever.
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417. Nice to meet you.
So, are you staying here, Claudia?
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418. Actually, I work here.
But probably not for long if I don't hurry.
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419. So, come on,
do you want to have dinner with me?
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420. Sure.
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421. -You're kidding?
-No, I'm serious.
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422. -Really?
-Yeah.
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423. -You're surprised.
-No.
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424. -Yes, you are.
-Okay. What now? 7:00?
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425. 55 Harmony Estate.
Can you remember that?
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426. Sure I can. 55 Harmony State.
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427. -Estate.
-Estate. Whatever, okay.
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428. -I'll see you then.
-Okay.
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429. -Bye.
-Bye-bye.
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430. That is a special shirt.
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431. Do you like it?
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432. Really? You really like it? Good.
I got you one, too. Try it on.
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433. No, I'll just kind of leave it here
for a second.
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434. Give me your head for a second.
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435. -I'm a little worried.
-About what?
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436. The bank will want
to check Bernie's signature.
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437. Don't worry, I got it down cold.
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438. How do you think I paid for these gems?
Look at this.
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439. -That is nice stuff.
-Genuine gold fill.
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440. Very nice. I know you got it down cold.
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441. But they're probably going to want
to see Bernie sign his own name.
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442. That's a problem.
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443. It's a problem but don't worry,
I've got a plan.
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444. -You've got a plan?
-Good, 'cause I've got a plan, too.
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445. -Don't wait up.
-Be nice.
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446. -Come on. All you ever want to do is eat.
-Come on, I'm on vacation.
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447. -You're gonna turn into a chicken.
-I'm starving.
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448. -Why don't you eat the bones?
-I'll eat the fruit pretty soon.
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449. Eat the fruit. It's vitamin C.
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450. You know, you guys really live
in a nice {y:i}chapeau here.
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451. Let me get that for you. I'll get it.
You got it.
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452. Thank you for a wonderful evening.
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453. No, thank you.
No, let me walk you to the door, please.
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454. No, it's really not necessary.
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455. I walk all my dates to the door. Let me
tell the taxi driver, I'll be one minute.
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456. Here's $20. When I'm halfway
up the steps, ping the pedal.
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457. -Was that a great meal, or what?
-Yeah, lovely.
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458. Bet you didn't know I spoke
so much French. {y:i}Parlez-vous?
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459. -Too bad it was an Italian restaurant.
-Taxi, wait!
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460. He's gone.
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461. Guess I'll just walk home.
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462. No, just wait right here.
I'll get my keys and I'll drive you.
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463. Okay, I'll wait right here.
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464. I should have known.
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465. This is nice.
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466. You must be loaded.
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467. My buddy said he has one
just like this except it's black.
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468. -It hangs in his rear-view mirror.
-Don't touch this.
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469. -Why?
-It's my papa's. It's the voodoo.
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470. -Just the what?
-Voodoo.
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471. -Voodoo?
-Yeah. To cast spells and conjure tricks.
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472. Cast spells....
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473. -This is all voodoo stuff?
-Yeah, all this.
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474. How does it work?
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475. For instance, if I never wanted you
to come back here...
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476. ...I'd simply take some salt and sprinkle it
over your feet like that.
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477. What happens
when you change your mind?
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478. -Are you interested in this at all?
-I'm very interested. I'm sorry.
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479. All right. To reverse a spell on someone
you have to find out who cast it.
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480. Once you unleash the power of the spell
it's placed back on the person who cast it.
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481. This is usually done by a mobu.
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482. -A what?
-A mobu. A priestess of black magic.
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483. Papa, he's a doctor,
and interested in the occult.
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484. He says she's very powerful.
He's done a lot of research.
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485. So, your daddy, he's a voodoo doctor?
I see.
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486. Out.
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487. -It's the last dance, come on.
-I'm waiting for the food.
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488. You won't be embarrassed.
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489. -I'm not gonna dance, I wanna eat!
-Forget you!
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490. Forget me? Brenda, sit down.
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491. Hang on.
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492. What are you doing?
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493. -Where are you going?
-To have a good time.
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494. -You're gonna have a good time with him?
-He's a great dancer.
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495. -You never want to do anything fun.
-I'm having fun.
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496. -Working out and eating, that's it.
-That's right.
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497. He's a great dancer, good-bye.
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498. He's a great dancer.
So what? I can bench-press a Buick.
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499. Brenda, get over here!
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500. Hey, wait up.
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501. I wanna talk. You're fun.
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502. -Can I walk with you?
-Get back here!
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503. -Don't pay any attention to him.
-You're not going anywhere.
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504. -Yeah? Who says so?
-I do!
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505. What are you doing?
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506. Stop it!
See, Arnold, he's not afraid of you!
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507. Why do you have to hit everybody?
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508. Who do you think you are?
You always have to beat everybody up.
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509. -What do you want? More?
-No, just leave him alone.
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510. Just cut it out, you big bully!
Get out of here!
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511. -You'll be sorry.
-Oh, yeah.
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512. Let me help you up. You poor baby.
He won't bother you anymore.
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513. There you go.
It's okay, let's walk together.
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514. You all right? I'll take care of you.
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515. I'm really sorry, you know?
He does that to everybody.
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516. But you're the bravest guy I've ever met.
I mean that, I really do.
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517. You're chilly.
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518. -Can I get one for the road there?
-Sorry, our cooler is locked up.
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519. Haven't you got a key?
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520. What's the damage, my new friend?
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521. -It's on the house.
-Really?
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522. -The last round's on me.
-Thanks, buddy. Here, this is for you.
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523. -Thank you.
-Thank you.
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524. I appreciate it.
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525. Have a good time. I did.
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526. It's 2:30 in the morning.
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527. What?
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528. -Good date?
-You're right.
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529. -What?
-Good time?
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530. It was great. Yeah.
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531. -Did you....
-You're in my bed.
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532. -Did you, you know?
-Yeah.
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533. -That little girl from the....
-Oh, yeah.
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534. -I set the alarm for--
-Good for you.
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535. -Turn off the light.
-Goodnight.
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536. So, what are we gonna do now?
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537. Don't be putting that on me,
I ain't got nothing to do with it.
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538. This is your fault,
you think of something for a change.
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539. Time's up.
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540. Can't think of anything.
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541. Yeah, right. Hey, wait a minute.
Hold tight. Wait a second.
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542. What do we got to be all afraid
of this Mobu woman for?
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543. I don't know, but doesn't she have
some kind of power over us?
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544. Man, hell, no!
She ain't got no power over us.
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545. Her name sounds
like some kind of damn car wax. Mobu!
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546. Look, from right now we are in control
of our own destiny.
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547. From this moment forth we do just
what we want...
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548. ...and no one's gonna tell us--
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549. -You're starting to scare me.
-I can't help it.
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550. We'd better finish this game.
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551. Slow down. We've got plenty of time.
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552. I know, but I just wanna get this over with.
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553. Besides, we have a little shopping to do
before the....
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554. Excellent. Because I saw this hat
I wanna get. It's pretty cool.
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555. It's got this red band with a feather on it.
I thought I'd pick it up.
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556. Yeah?
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557. -What did you do with Bernie?
-He's in the fridge.
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558. No, he's not.
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559. Come on, I got a really bad headache
and I really don't.... He's not in the fridge?
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560. -This is not funny.
-All right, what did you do with him?
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561. -What did you do with him?
-I didn't do anything.
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562. You're so sick and repulsive.
Only you would think....
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563. That's not nice.
He probably just tumbled right on out.
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564. -I mean, did you open the door?
-No!
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565. -Housekeeping.
-Housekeeping?
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566. Don't you think if housekeeping found
a dead man we'd have heard about it?
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567. Good point.
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568. I was here all night. I left for a couple
of minutes to go conga dancing.
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569. -You went what?
-Conga dancing.
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570. You went conga dancing?
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571. But you were supposed to be here
guarding Bernie.
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572. Why would I have to guard a dead man
stuck in a two-foot refrigerator?
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573. Don't try and get out of it,
you were irresponsible.
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574. I was irresponsible? I was here all night
trying to find a way to get our jobs back!
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575. No, you were conga dancing!
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576. If you look up "irresponsibility," there's
a picture of your head lying next to it.
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577. That's not fair.
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578. Not fair? Why did I let you talk me into
coming on these schemes?
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579. We'll just go to jail for some crime
you didn't commit.
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580. We're going to jail anyway.
Once the credit card companies catch up.
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581. I was not the one who was out
conga dancing all night.
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582. Forgery. Fraud. Breaking and entering.
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583. Credit card scam. Robbery.
Accessory to murder.
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584. Kidnapping a dead man.
Losing a dead man.
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585. Just take it easy. Take it easy.
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586. -Is she dead, too?
-Don't be ridiculous.
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587. Maybe it's one of those
above-ground Caribbean cemeteries.
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588. -Hello.
-I'll handle this.
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589. -Please.
-Excuse me? Hey, wake up!
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590. -It's morning.
-Good morning.
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591. We were just sleeping.
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592. "We"?
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593. Yeah, me and.... I don't know his name.
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594. -Bernie.
-Bernie.
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595. That's cute. Wake up, come on.
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596. -It's morning.
-Excuse me, lady, miss?
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597. You were with Bernie last night?
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598. Yeah, he's kind of shy, isn't he?
He doesn't say a whole lot.
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599. No, he's very, very shy.
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600. By the way, just out of curiosity,
how did you happen to meet old Bern?
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601. In the conga line.
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602. Am I the only one alive
who was not in the conga line?
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603. -Bernie was conga dancing last night?
-Yeah.
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604. He's very graceful. And brave.
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605. He's a wonderful listener.
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606. He's so great.
He didn't even try to come on to me.
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607. -No way!
-There are some nice guys in this--
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608. -It's his feminine side.
-I'll wake him up.
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609. He's grumpy in the morning,
you don't wanna deal with that.
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610. -Is he gonna be all right?
-He's gonna be fine. Don't you worry.
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611. Tell him that Brenda said good-bye.
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612. We'll do that. You have a nice lunch.
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613. Conga line? You didn't happen to see him
in the conga line?
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614. No, I didn't.
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615. What's going on here?
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616. I suppose he was in a different conga line.
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617. No! It's like Ripley's here.
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618. {y:i}All right, here we go
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619. -I'll get the bag.
-All right, I'll get the car.
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620. You understand what we're gonna say?
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621. We got our story all straight
and everything?
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622. We lost him.
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623. It's not fair.
I don't understand why I can't drive.
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624. You don't have a license.
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625. I've got Bernie's license.
How hard can this be?
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626. You just drive on the right.
It's not a big deal.
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627. -On this island they drive on the left.
-Really? You drive.
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628. -There's the bank.
-Where?
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629. -Find me a parking spot.
-Good, park.
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630. -Just right there.
-I can't park there.
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631. That's what we need right there.
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632. Be back in five.
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633. -Do you mind?
-I'm using it.
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634. For what?
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635. -This isn't the hat shop.
-Over here.
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636. -It's not.
-Come here. See this? Take a look.
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637. Come on, baby.
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638. -Stick your hand through this thing.
-What?
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639. Just put your left hand through. That's it.
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640. -Check it out.
-How did he get here?
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641. I don't know. Got to be the Mobu, man.
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642. Ask no questions, tell no consequences.
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643. Be cool.
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644. What am I doing, Richard?
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645. All the way in. There.
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646. Let's get him in the back.
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647. Two guys, they're taking Bernie.
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648. How do you like that? What kind of idiots
would steal a dead body?
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649. We did!
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650. Excuse me.
Where do you think you're going?
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651. -Let go of me!
-You can't leave without paying!
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652. Come back here!
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653. -Do you have the time?
-Get out of the way!
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654. Get your hands off me!
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655. Ready. One, two, three.
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656. Giddyup.
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657. I think the toothache idea was very good.
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658. Sign the card, please, Mr. Lomax.
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659. What was that?
Yeah, go right ahead. Sure.
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660. -And now the key, please.
-You have the key, don't you?
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661. Thank you. I'll just go to the vault
and get your safety deposit box.
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662. -It's working.
-Like falling off a log.
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663. Will you be needing anything else,
Mr. Lomax?
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664. I hope that tooth gets better.
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665. Would you look at the size of it?
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666. It's got to hold $2 million.
You open her up.
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667. All right, let's get him out.
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668. Where'd he go? How the hell could he fall
out of the car? This is ridiculous.
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669. Look at that island mama. She is fine.
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670. You're starting to freak me out, man.
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671. Baby, where you going?
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672. It's obviously a map.
All we've got to do is figure it out.
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673. Look, I don't know what any of those
things are and neither do you.
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674. Let's have lunch and some
of those conch fritters you like.
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675. Don't worry.
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676. Isn't that the girl from last night?
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677. Are you enjoying your visit?
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678. -Let's ask her about the map.
-No.
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679. Come on.
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680. Excuse me? Hi. I hate to bug you.
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681. My name is Richard.
I'm a good friend of Larry's.
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682. -That guy.
-I'm surprised he has any friends.
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683. You do know him.
Anyway, we found this map.
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684. We have no idea what it means.
Does it make any sense to you?
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685. No, it doesn't,
but these are definitely voodoo symbols.
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686. Voodoo, hoodoo. I told you.
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687. -You friend doesn't believe in the occult.
-I have enough trouble with Catholicism.
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688. Do you?
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689. Yeah, I believe.
If it helps me figure out this map, I believe.
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690. Could you help us?
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691. I can't, but my father's very interested
in black magic. I could ask--
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692. Could you ask him? It's awful important.
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693. Sure. Actually I'm on break right now...
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694. ...so I can see if I can catch him
at the hospital.
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695. We should meet in an hour in the lobby.
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696. -Whenever you like. An hour is great.
-Great.
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697. Look at that. I think that's their car.
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698. What are you talking about, man?
First of all that ain't no car, it's a jeep.
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699. There's a thousand of them on the island.
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700. -What? I don't have any money.
-Be cool. Just be cool.
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701. -How you doing?
-Fine, thank you, how are you?
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702. -Where's the dead man at?
-He's in the jeep. You can have him.
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703. -No, he is not in the jeep. Where is he?
-What do you mean he's not in the jeep?
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704. He's right out there in the red jeep.
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705. -You're kidding? He's not there?
-What will we do with these two?
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706. We gonna take them to the Mobu,
let them explain to her.
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707. That way she's gonna understand...
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708. ...that we're gonna be cool
and they're gonna be exactly where we is!
Copy !req
709. -Then we can blame them.
-We're gonna try.
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710. -How would you fellas like a margarita?
-On me!
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711. -You lost them?
-Not exactly. Anybody could have.
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712. Twice. He was going to lead you
to the money.
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713. We messed with the bones
and that fooled with the conjuring...
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714. ...and now he can only walk
when the music's playing. Sorry.
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715. Where is he now?
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716. The white boys.
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717. -We don't know where he is.
-We left him in the jeep, dead, deceased.
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718. But ask them what they were doing
at the bank with Bernie.
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719. We needed him to get
into the safety deposit box.
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720. -What was in the box?
-A map.
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721. -Give me the map.
-We don't have it.
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722. -We don't have the map.
-No map.
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723. -Kill them!
-No! Wait a minute!
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724. -He lost it, he lost it!
-Please.
Copy !req
725. If you kill them, we both lose.
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726. I have another way.
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727. -Drink.
-I'd love to. You see, I just had lunch.
Copy !req
728. But there's always room for Jell-O.
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729. A powerful conjure...
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730. ...unless you have the antidote
by night, you die.
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731. Bring me the map, you live.
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732. -What?
-Get out!
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733. You only got to tell me once!
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734. Thank you very much.
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735. -Drive safe, now.
-You all have a nice day.
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736. Bye-bye.
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737. -Don't get depressed.
-Jerks.
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738. Don't get depressed.
You still got hours to live.
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739. The sun doesn't go down for ages.
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740. Good thing it's not winter. The sun
would be down by now. You'd be dead.
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741. Thanks, that cheers me up.
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742. -How do I look to you? I don't feel good.
-You're just a little slow.
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743. You need an aerobic workout.
Get those endorphins kicking in.
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744. -Guys!
-Our troubles are over!
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745. Hi.
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746. Honey, have you got the map?
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747. No, I left it with my father.
He's gonna look at it after surgery.
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748. Where have you been?
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749. We were kidnapped,
taken up to that Mobu chick.
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750. You saw the Mobu?
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751. She put a spell on Richie,
says he's gonna die.
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752. -She put a spell on Richie?
-We need the map.
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753. Okay. Maybe we can catch my father
before he leaves the hospital.
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754. Come on, buddy. You're gonna make it.
I know. It's a beauty, isn't it?
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755. -You said I could drive.
-Okay, here's your chance.
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756. -Relax. Let me do my job.
-Please.
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757. -Hold on.
-Which one do I push?
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758. -Okay, we're ready.
-One minute!
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759. Go!
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760. -Are these yours?
-You pervert!
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761. -Don't move! You're under arrest.
-No, Officer, I don't....
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762. Parasailing? Bernie was parasailing?
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763. -Who is that?
-He's our boss. He's dead, don't worry.
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764. -He's moving?
-I see that.
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765. Look at him go, he's like a bug!
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766. He's moving. How's he doing it?
He's standing up!
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767. Look at that son of a bitch.
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768. How is he moving?
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769. Those guys said he'd move
when music is playing.
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770. Yeah.
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771. There's music playing.
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772. Would somebody please explain to me
what's going on?
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773. He'll lead us to the money.
We've got to follow him.
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774. What do you mean, "he's dead"?
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775. He's a zombie. Don't worry about it,
we'll explain later!
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776. Come on, Richard!
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777. He's going in the water.
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778. That's where the money is.
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779. -What?
-He stopped.
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780. What's the matter with him?
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781. He can't hear the music under the water.
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782. Idea!
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783. His death certificate.
From the New York authorities.
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784. You must have been mistaken.
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785. I'd get some rest, if I were you.
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786. Perhaps you're right.
I haven't been sleeping well.
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787. Things have been going badly at work.
I'm feeling some pressure.
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788. Forget about work for a while
and try and relax.
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789. If you don't,
you're gonna get a nervous breakdown.
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790. Yes.
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791. May I see the fax?
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792. Look around you.
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793. It's paradise.
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794. Enjoy your visit to the island.
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795. You've seen the last of me.
And I've seen the last of him.
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796. -I got it.
-One, two, three.
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797. -Okay, put these on him, baby.
-Okay.
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798. Okay. Headphones go on the head,
thingamabob goes on the belt.
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799. -He's on. Do something.
-Should be working.
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800. -There he goes.
-He's moving.
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801. Swim with the fishes, you ugly bastard.
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802. Here he goes.
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803. You know,
for a dead man he's very buoyant.
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804. He's doing good. He's doing good. Go, B.
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805. {y:i}Welcome to our Atlantis submarine tour
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806. {y:i}Our dive site is located about five miles
{y:i}outside the harbor of Charlotte Amalie
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807. Now, as we continue to move out
further over the coral reef...
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808. ...you'll find more and more
unusual kinds of undersea life...
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809. ...here at fifty feet.
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810. If you look to port side, I believe
that's the left side for you landlubbers...
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811. ...you'll see some of the most beautiful
coral formations in the world.
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812. Everybody see that? Isn't that beautiful?
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813. Excuse me. Would you stop the sub?
I wanna get out!
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814. Get serious.
Now we're fifty feet underwater.
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815. I don't care.
I just saw a dead man I know...
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816. ...walking in the ocean. I'm getting off!
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817. -That's impossible!
-I'm commandeering this ship.
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818. No, you're not!
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819. {y:i}What's he doing?
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820. {y:i}I wonder what's in there?
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821. -It worked.
-We lived.
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822. Let's go on in. Way to go, Beester.
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823. I don't know. He went crazy
down there! He kept trying to open--
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824. I'm not crazy! Lomax is down there!
I can....
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825. Doc!
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826. Good stuff.
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827. -That ought to hold him for a while.
-What happened?
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828. Maybe he has claustrophobia.
The sub might have set it off.
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829. That's it. I'm gonna deport this guy.
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830. -Are you?
-Yeah.
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831. Doc, maybe you better come along with us.
This guy is nuts!
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832. You've got that right.
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833. Doc, come on in here.
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834. -Got your bag?
-Yes, I got the bag.
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835. All right. Come on.
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836. He still won't let go. How we gonna get
the money to the Mobu?
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837. I don't know.
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838. -Maybe I can catch that cart.
-Yeah.
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839. -Good idea. You okay?
-Never been better.
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840. Breathe! Richard, you spit on me!
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841. -I feel so much better now.
-Come on, get up.
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842. Wait for me! Help! Wait!
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843. Excuse me!
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844. My friend is really sick. He's in big trouble.
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845. We just need a ride. Can you please wait?
We'll only be one minute.
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846. -Bring him up.
-Thank you.
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847. -How you feeling?
-Better than he is.
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848. Yeah, grab that arrow thing, honey.
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849. Okay. Wait, no. Come on. This way.
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850. Excuse me,
could you folks scoot over a little bit?
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851. We had a fishing accident.
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852. Come on, horse, giddyup here!
They've got a dead man.
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853. What are they afraid of?
I mean, it's just a Beester.
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854. Now what are we gonna do?
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855. Okay, this is the beauty part.
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856. It's working.
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857. Come on, Beester.
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858. I told you, we're gonna make it.
You're gonna be fine.
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859. How do you feel?
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860. Can you hurry it up?
I'm sinking faster than the sun.
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861. Am I a genius, or what?
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862. -I really don't feel so good.
-It's okay, we're almost there.
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863. -I'm losing my hair?
-No, you're not losing your hair.
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864. We're almost there.
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865. -We got to go see the Mobu.
-Are we almost there?
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866. Just around the bend.
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867. -We got a hill here.
-Stop the music! Stop the music!
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868. Got it. We're okay.
We're okay. We're not okay.
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869. We're not okay.
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870. -Slow it down!
-Don't breathe!
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871. -Do something!
-I'm....
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872. Doc, I told you, look at him,
he's running down the road.
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873. Bail out!
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874. Slow down!
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875. We're not gonna make it!
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876. -Pretty bird.
-What....
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877. Everybody, duck!
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878. We're going in the woods!
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879. Look!
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880. -It's the Mobu chick.
-It's the Mobu, you're gonna live.
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881. Watch out for that branch.
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882. Money!
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883. The money!
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884. Freeze! All right, hold it right there!
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885. Papa?
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886. -Am I dead yet?
-No, you're okay.
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887. Come on,
put your hands behind your back!
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888. What?
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889. -I knew you stole the $2 million.
-What are you doing here? Are you okay?
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890. -I got it.
-Now give it to me.
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891. I got it right here.
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892. The whole $2 million. It's all here!
For you, buddy!
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893. I got all of it. Don't you worry!
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894. -What?
-Thanks.
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895. You're welcome!
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896. Mobu lady, we held up our end.
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897. We got the money, give him his life back.
Hurry up!
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898. What are you doing?
What's the matter with her?
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899. -She suffered a concussion.
-So what?
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900. She'll be out for hours.
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901. Just dig a hole and throw dirt on me.
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902. -It's my fault. You'll die because of me.
-No, it's not your fault.
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903. -It's all my fault.
-No, it's not.
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904. Didn't you say something
about reversing the conjure...
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905. ...back from the person it's on...
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906. ...so it's not on them anymore...
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907. ...but back on the original person?
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908. It's possible, but you have to
believe in the magic in order for it to work.
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909. -Like Tinkerbell, right?
-Stop joking!
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910. I ain't joking.
Look at him, he's dying. I believe.
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911. I believe.
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912. You can do that, I've seen you do
something like that before.
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913. There is one way.
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914. But I need the blood of a virgin.
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915. Good-bye. I'm dead.
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916. -You?
-Just take the blood, Doc.
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917. I like this shirt.
I was wrong. You've got good taste.
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918. Thanks, buddy.
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919. -Thank you.
-For what?
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920. You know,
for keeping yourself a virgin for me.
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921. That's nice, that's really nice.
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922. Just twist the knife a little deeper,
why don't you?
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923. -Can we talk about something else, please?
-Sure.
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924. I'll tell you what.
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925. Why don't you just forget about
ever going back to New York City.
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926. Where did you get this money?
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927. You know, the $2 million that Hummel
was looking for that Bern stole?
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928. -Yeah?
-It was $3 million.
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929. You have $1 million in here?
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930. We do, except for about $8,000
I had to pay off on Bernie's credit cards...
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931. ...you know, all that stuff you charged?
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932. -We can't keep this money, can we?
-Why not?
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933. -We don't know who it belongs to.
-That's the beauty part.
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934. It doesn't belong to anybody.
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935. It was there to be claimed
and so Larry claimed it.
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936. I'm sorry, I can't.
I just can't do it. It's not right.
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937. I'm sorry. I don't feel good about it.
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938. -I understand.
-You do?
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939. -Sorry.
-That's all right.
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940. By the way,
did I neglect to introduce you to the crew?
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941. -What are we waiting for?
-Hoist up the anchor, let's go.
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942. How does Monte Carlo sound to you
this time of year?
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943. -Lovely.
-Monte Carlo, ladies.
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944. To us.
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945. Ain't this a bitch?
Where the hell is he taking us?
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946. I don't know.
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947. At least we got to see the carnival.
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948. Yeah, I didn't think
we were gonna be the carnival.
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