1. Are you sure?
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2. Yes, that's him.
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3. That's Bernie Lomax.
I'd recognize that smirk anywhere.
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4. Do you think you could put him back now?
Please?
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5. I've seen my share
of dead people today.
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6. See you, Bern.
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7. Just leave him there,
all right?
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8. Every Labor Day it's the same thing over and over again.
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9. The bodies keep piling up and piling up.
Big bodies, little bodies...
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10. Do you need us anymore?
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11. I've got some
papers here to sign.
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12. He's got papers
for you to sign.
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13. Go ahead, sign them.
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14. I don't want to sign them.
You must sign them.
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15. You have better
penmanship than I do.
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16. They were around here a minute ago.
Just...
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17. I don't suppose you could hurry this up?
I mean we're gonna be late for work.
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18. We got a big raise today.
Promotion day.
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19. I'd settle for an office
with my very own door.
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20. You are getting a door.
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21. We're back from picking up after that gas barbecue explosion.
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22. Yeah? How many did you get?
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23. Three and a half.
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24. Put them in the back.
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25. Sign here.
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26. Okay. If I sign this,
does that obligate me to pay for his funeral?
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27. No, no, no, no. It's just for
his personal effects.
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28. Oh.
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29. You're related to him,
aren't you?
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30. He was my uncle.
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31. Do you have a pen? Thank you.
I was very close.
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32. Your uncle?
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33. Hey! I'm walking here!
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34. So am I!
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35. So what?
The guy had no family.
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36. None that's gonna admit to him, anyway, eh?
Look at that.
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37. Wait. Couldn't you just save
the grave robbing for later?
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38. Do what you need to do,
but not in front of me.
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39. Whatever.
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40. Here they are, sir.
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41. After you, Richie.
Hello.
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42. You're the ones
that discovered
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43. Bernie Lomax's theft
from the company.
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44. That's us.
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45. Yes, sir. I'm Richard Parker.
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46. Larry Wilson.
Really it was nothing.
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47. Anybody with half a brain
could have figured it out.
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48. Is that so?
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49. This is Arthur Hummel
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50. he's with the Internal Investigation Department of the company.
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51. - Oh
- Arthur? Richard Parker.
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52. It's a pleasure to meet you.
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53. Guess we kind of
saved your ass, Arthur.
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54. I mean,
Bernard was really raping
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55. the company right
under your nose.
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56. - Thank you.
- No sweat!
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57. Oh that's right,
you were with Bernie Lomax
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58. on Hampton Island
when he was murdered.
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59. - Oh yeah! We were there the whole weekend.
- It's awful. A tragic story.
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60. - Hell of a house, though.
- He had a heated pool on the beach...
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61. - What?
- ...Chicks.
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62. Hm?
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63. I'm just being curious,
but what were you doing there?
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64. - Working.
- Working?
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65. Yes...... A few days earlier we had uncovered some duplicate policies.
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66. $2 million worth,
with Lomax as beneficiary.
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67. Uhm...
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68. Yes, naturally we also assumed
it was an error.
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69. Then Mr.
Lomax invited us out to his beach house to discuss the matter.
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70. Discuss it.
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71. At least that's what
Larry told me.
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72. You know, I'm just curious,
why didn't you go
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73. to someone
besides Bernie Lomax?
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74. Weren't you just the least bit suspicious that your friend...
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75. No.
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76. ...was the named beneficiary
in the phony policies?
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77. No, that's wrong. He wasn't my friend,
he was Richie's friend.
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78. He wasn't my friend.
Bernie Lomax tried to kill us.
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79. Then he tried to have us framed for what he was stealing.
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80. -: You hear that?
- I don't buy it.
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81. There's nothing to buy, sir.
It's the truth.
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82. It's a fact, Jack.
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83. I've heard enough.
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84. There seems to be
a gray area here.
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85. There certainly does, sir.
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86. And, frankly,
I don't think our bonding company would cover either one of you.
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87. Well, that's okay.
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88. You'll receive
two weeks severance.
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89. That's like
instead of the raise?
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90. No, that's like
we've just been fired.
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91. You're firing me?
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92. Don't go back to your offices.
And don't try to take any papers with you.
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93. We didn't do anything wrong.
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94. We were working
for the company.
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95. - You're firing me?
- Don't beg, Rich!
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96. I'm willing to beg on my hands and knees.
I just want my door!
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97. You got your door!
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98. Arthur, do me a favor,
blow me. Huh?
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99. I don't buy their story.
They know where the money is.
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100. I'll nail them.
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101. I hope so,
for your sake, Hummel.
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102. I've a stock holder's meeting
in two weeks...
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103. ...and if I have
to tell them that
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104. this company is
out $2 million...
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105. ...you're gonna be
out as well.
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106. $100,000 for a voodoo queen.
Don't you think that's a bit excessive?
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107. It beats losing
a whole $1 million.
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108. How did I know
someone was gonna kill him?
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109. I had my doubts
about this whole thing.
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110. Hey man.
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111. They say that's the last person thst doubted the Mobu's power.
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112. I thought your friend said
there was a party tonight?
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113. Yeah, that's what he told me.
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114. Well, where's the liquor at?
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115. Excuse me.
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116. Big-boned sister.
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117. Say, Homes,
where are they hiding the Scotch?
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118. Right.
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119. Hmm. In the house.
Ooh. From New York.
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120. Is that Oprah?
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121. Uh-hm.
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122. She obviously wants you.
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123. Go back to New York.
Carry out these instructions.
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124. What? Nah, nah, nah,
you misunderstand.
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125. We don't wanna go home so soon,
see we just kinda got here.
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126. Yeah, we came to
see the carnival.
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127. Yeah,
you don't wanna miss that.
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128. You will do as I bid.
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129. Word.
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130. Go to New York.
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131. Raise this man from the dead.
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132. He'll lead you to where he has hidden the cartel's money.
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133. Follow my conjure precisely
for the magic to work.
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134. You will need this.
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135. And this.
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136. Larry...
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137. Excuse me.
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138. That's ok.
I'm just here with my friend.
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139. Go right ahead, sir.
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140. How're you doing? I was waiting outside for,
gee I don't know, a half an hour?
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141. Are you crazy?
This is the most expensive restaurant in New York.
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142. Richard. You still
wear pajamas?
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143. If you brought me over here in the
middle of the night to loan you money...
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144. Oh I get it,
your mother doesn't like you getting the sheets all sweaty.
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145. What's your big emergency?
Why did you call?
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146. I found this in
Bernie's wallet.
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147. It's a key to a safety deposit box in St.
Thomas.
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148. : Huh?
- Okay. This is why you woke me up?
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149. See, I have three job
interviews in the morning
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150. - and I'd like to go back to sleep.
- Richie, Rich, Rich, Rich...
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151. don't you read the Post?
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152. Come on, it's like this
offshore money laundering.
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153. It's like that Vesco guy,
Michael Milken, these guys.
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154. I'm willing to bet you that's the $2 million that Lomax stole.
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155. Now, there's a code
on the thing.
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156. All we need to do is tap into
the computer at work.
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157. Well you see that presents
a little problem.
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158. First, it's illegal.
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159. And two, we were fired today.
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160. How are we going to get access
to the computer?
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161. Oh, my, God,
we're gonna break in, aren't we?
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162. In a very narrow sense of the word,
that's true.
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163. I tell you what. You break in.
You enjoy yourself. You go to jail.
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164. I mean the beauty part of
the whole thing
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165. was all you had to do was work
the computer.
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166. I was gonna get us in.
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167. But fine. If you can't do it, Richard,
that's fine. I understand.
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168. All right Rich, I mean I was
just trying to help you out
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169. because I mean look,
you're going to find it very difficult
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170. to find employment
with this, this scandal...
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171. hanging over your head.
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172. Okay. So I'll have to do
the little computer thing.
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173. - All right.
- Your check, sir.
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174. - All right.
- Thank you.
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175. I put a little something extra
on there for you, sir.
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176. Thank you, Mr. Lomax. That's
very generous of you, sir.
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177. Thank you.
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178. - You're using Bernie's credit card.
- Yeah.
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179. He had five gold ones
in there.
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180. I practiced his signature.
Got it down cold. I got extra.
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181. Let's just get this over with.
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182. Whatever you like.
Whatever you want.
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183. Shut up.
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184. You had to drag me
to that damn party.
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185. Well you wanted to go.
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186. Yeah well I'm gonna be pissed off if I miss carnival,
that's all I know.
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187. Well the quicker we do it,
the quicker we get back to the island.
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188. Yeah, bet.
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189. It's clear, come on.
Get the gurney.
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190. Come on, come on, come on.
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191. Wait.
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192. Back up, back up!
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193. Down there.
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194. - Ain't this a bitch?
- Uh huh. - Let's get him.
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195. What are you looking at?
You got a problem with this?
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196. Ain't none of my business.
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197. Now what we gonna do?
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198. I don't know.
Find a nice quiet spot to do the do, you know?
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199. Uh.
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200. Right here.
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201. I'll get the tickets.
All right.
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202. Hey, what's up?
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203. Three, please.
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204. Uh, make that two.
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205. All right,
number one hundred sixteen...
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206. and one hundred and seventeen.
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207. All right. All right.
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208. Looking good, looking good.
Got a lot of work in here.
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209. All right, let's go
through the checklist.
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210. Let's see what we have.
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211. We drew the chalk
circle on the ground.
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212. Check.
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213. We lit one hundred seventeen candles.
They are burning.
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214. The potion, the goat urine
and the goat blood.
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215. That's your department.
I got nothing to do with that.
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216. We draw an "X"
on the left side
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217. of the potion,
and a "T" on the right side.
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218. We're into the chicken now.
We're almost home.
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219. One thing.
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220. As-salam 'alaikum
and shalom and everything.
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221. All right,
let's do the chicken.
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222. Voila, the pollo.
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223. Shut the door!
What's wrong with you?
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224. Down in front,
you're blocking the view!
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225. So what?
What are you gonna do?
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226. Come see the Colonel, baby.
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227. Come on.
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228. Come here!
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229. Chick, chick, chick, chick...
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230. What are you doing?
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231. I lost a chicken.
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232. Not this one.
This one's with me!
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233. I'm sorry.
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234. Cluck, cluck, cluck... cluck.
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235. Hey, that's my popcorn.
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236. Did you find it?
No.
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237. No, that's definitely out.
That ain't gonna work.
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238. Well, at least it's a chicken.
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239. Henry, we need a live bird.
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240. Oh.
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241. Where are we gonna find a live chicken here in New York City?
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242. Cock-a-doodle-doo.
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243. Right into here,
like this here.
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244. There we go.
Now, we're into the bone-tossing thing.
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245. You are in
the power of the Mobu.
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246. You are in
the power of the Mobu.
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247. You are in
the power of the voodoo.
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248. Ain't nothing happening.
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249. Mobu ain't got no power.
Let me check our manual again.
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250. What?
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251. Did you do the "X" on the left side of the potion?
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252. What?
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253. Easy.
Under there. Slide it under.
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254. We did that.
I dropped a chicken on its feet.
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255. "Get down
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256. "Get up
"Get on up
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257. "Get up
"Get on up
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258. "Get up
"Get on up
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259. "Get on the scene,
like a voodoo machine
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260. "The voodoo and the Mobu
The voodoo and the Mobu
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261. "The voodoo and the Mobu"
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262. It's like the Mobu said.
He's leading us to the money.
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263. All right, get the box.
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264. Ain't this a bitch?
Dead.
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265. As a doorknob.
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266. Don't panic. Just be cool.
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267. Come on, we got the Mobu manual,
we just start from square "A".
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268. You know, science.
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269. Stick him on the can.
Let's start all over again.
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270. The things I've got
to deal with! I did
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271. everything
according to Mobu's manual.
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272. Draw a chalk circle
on the ground, "A."
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273. Ring him in with some candles
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274. "B," then there's the potion,
and then draw an "X" on the left side.
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275. And the "T,"
yeah, on the right side.
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276. Where are my chicken bones?
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277. I ain't got
your chicken bones.
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278. My chicken bones
were just right here.
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279. No, I...
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280. He's doing it again.
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281. Shut the music off! Let's go!
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282. This is getting deep.
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283. All right! Hold tight.
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284. Let's just
figure this out here.
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285. I wonder why he can only move
when the music's playing?
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286. Of course,
look it's right here.
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287. We used the pigeon when we should have used the chicken.
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288. That's why he can only move
when the music is playing.
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289. I don't think so.
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290. Turn it on.
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291. Off.
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292. On.
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293. Knowledge is power.
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294. Get the box and
don't touch nothing.
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295. I wonder if
this'll work on Elvis?
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296. What's it say?
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297. Nothing.
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298. You're right.
What?
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299. Bernie does indeed have
a safe deposit box.
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300. What's in it?
I don't know.
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301. It's noted as
a personal entry account.
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302. A what?
Personal entry account.
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303. What does it mean?
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304. The only one who can get in is Bernie
Lomax personally and he's kinda dead now.
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305. And so we can't get in?
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306. No. What?
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307. Now, just hear me out.
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308. We go back to the morgue,
we get the body, we go to St. Thomas...
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309. ...we take Bernie to
the bank just like...
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310. No way! Absolutely not!
I don't want to have any part of this.
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311. Why not?
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312. Incidentally,
you're seriously demented.
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313. Thank you.
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314. Aren't we in
enough trouble already?
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315. No, we aren't.
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316. You want us to sneak into a bank in St.
Thomas?
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317. Freeze!
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318. Take him up.
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319. What's up?
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320. Where's he going?
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321. I don't know.
He keeps trying to go someplace.
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322. Just hold onto him. Tight.
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323. Listen, better hold onto him.
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324. My box!
He got my box! Stop, thief!
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325. Excuse me.
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326. Come on! Let's get him.
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327. Stop the train, man.
Open the door!
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328. Damn.
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329. C'est la vie.
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330. Say what?
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331. C'est la vie.
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332. Don't cuss at me in
no foreign tongue.
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333. You got
something to say, say it.
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334. Don't be pointin' at me.
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335. Point, point, point!
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336. I'm sorry.
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337. Get off!
We're trying to fight.
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338. You boys are lucky.
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339. Called the insurance company.
They said since nothing was stolen...
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340. ...charges can be reduced
to simple trespassing.
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341. Can I get a PBA card?
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342. Look,
you'll have to post bail.
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343. Do you take plastic?
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344. Cash.
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345. All right, we'll pay cash.
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346. See the clerk at
the front desk.
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347. Stay out of places
where you don't belong.
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348. Yes, Officer,
we learned our lesson.
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349. We'll never
break the law again.
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350. Good.
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351. Thanks, Ralph,
I owe you one.
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352. Sure.
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353. I'm gonna nail
those two little shits.
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354. You sure they're guilty?
They look kinda stupid.
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355. Yeah, too stupid.
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356. I'm gonna put you wise guys in jail for twenty-four hours.
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357. That should cool you off.
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358. Check this sap out.
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359. Better call the coroner.
This one's dead.
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360. Wait a minute,
I know this guy.
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361. I know him.
What's wrong with you guys?
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362. He's been here before.
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363. Yeah, sure. Get some rest.
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364. You got a plan,
once we go inside?
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365. Do not insult my intelligence.
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366. Your intelligence?
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367. Have I ever let you down?
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368. Just relax.
The guy thinks he's my uncle.
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369. We just tell him we're here to claim the body...
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370. ...and to bury him
in the family plot.
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371. Hello. Mister? Yo!
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372. Huh!
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373. Nobody here.
Good. We can go.
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374. We're just gonna take him?
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375. We're gonna borrow him.
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376. What?
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377. Here he is.
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378. What's he doing out here?
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379. I don't know.
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380. What happened to his clothes?
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381. I don't know.
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382. They're getting him
ready to bury him.
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383. When they put
him in a new suit.
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384. Sure.
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385. You got clothes in the bag?
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386. I got clothes in the bag.
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387. I got clothes for me,
not for him.
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388. He's not my size.
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389. I won't touch him.
They're my clothes.
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390. If I'm gonna put them on him,
you're gonna use your clothes.
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391. Now, stand back.
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392. Okay, here we go. We're almost set.
We're almost home, baby.
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393. Everything's all set.
Except for
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394. baby needs
a new pair of shoes.
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395. I only have the ones I'm wearing.
You can forget about that.
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396. Get those!
Come on.
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397. I gotta hold him here.
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398. We're stealing shoes off a dead man.
We're going to hell.
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399. What?
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400. I'm going to have a heart attack now.
I'm going to sit down.
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401. It's just the morgue guy.
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402. Come on, give me a hand.
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403. You're doing fine by yourself.
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404. Just fine.
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405. Come on, B, get in there!
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406. Piece of cake.
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407. Coast is clear. Get a taxi.
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408. Taxi!
I just have one question?
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409. - I just have one question.
- What?
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410. What will customs say?
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411. There's no customs,
it's America.
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412. JFK. To the airport.
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413. Get in.
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414. Taxi!
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415. We're here.
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416. I thought I did pretty well
for my first plane trip.
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417. You did very well.
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418. Did I tell you those little paper bags would be handy?
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419. You did.
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420. Is this the bus to the hotel?
We got these bags.
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422. Come on, buddy.
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423. What have you got
in here, a body?
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424. Body? No! Why would we have...
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425. He's kidding.
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426. That's funny.
We don't have a body in there.
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427. We're on our way.
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428. I want to welcome
you all to St. Thomas.
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429. If you look on the left there,
you'll see the botanical garden...
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430. ...what used to be
a sugar plantation.
Copy !req
431. Thanks, buddy.
Get the luggage, ok?
Copy !req
432. Welcome.
Copy !req
433. Aloha.
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434. Nice and easy. Careful there.
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435. Sorry, sir.
Copy !req
436. I'm home.
Copy !req
437. Excuse me. Hi, Bernie Lomax.
Copy !req
438. I'm with you for a few days.
I'll see you around.
Copy !req
439. I just have this one case.
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440. Yeah. Got it.
Copy !req
441. There are wheels on that.
Copy !req
442. $600 a day?
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443. Hello, ladies.
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444. Who's gonna cover this?
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445. That's the beauty part.
Copy !req
446. Bernie's paying. Right, amigo?
Look at this.
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447. Someday they'll
catch up to us.
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448. The operative
word is, "someday."
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449. Give me the key.
Johnny, is it?
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450. That's heavy.
Just give me that.
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451. Easy.
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452. We're home.
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453. Watch it,
there's a body in there!
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454. There's no body in there.
He's kidding.
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455. You got the other one?
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456. Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
457. Thank you very much,
that's all we'll be needing of you.
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458. Take $20 for yourself,
put it on the room.
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459. Thank you very much, Mr.
Lomax.
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460. No, thank you.
Copy !req
461. Fruit.
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462. Chips.
Copy !req
463. Oh!
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464. You got some deodorant?
Copy !req
465. You smell fine.
Copy !req
466. Thank you.
It's not for me, though.
Copy !req
467. Downwind!
Copy !req
468. Thank you.
Copy !req
469. We'll put him on ice.
Copy !req
470. In the fridge?
Get him around the back.
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471. Yeah, I got him.
Copy !req
472. On three.
Copy !req
473. Okay. All right.
Copy !req
474. One, two, three.
Copy !req
475. You got him?
Copy !req
476. Get him in.
Copy !req
477. Good job.
Copy !req
478. Grapes.
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479. Looking good.
Copy !req
480. Is this place glorious,
or what? Come on out here.
Copy !req
481. We're not here on vacation.
We've got work to do.
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482. The banks don't open until 10:00 tomorrow.
Come out. Take a look.
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483. There's things I gotta do
before we go to the bank.
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484. Oh, my God.
Look at the tits on that one.
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485. What? Who?
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486. Ladies.
My God!
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487. Come on.
Copy !req
488. I like this island.
Copy !req
489. Is it great, or what?
Copy !req
490. Very simpatico, in Bernie's case.
You know what I mean?
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491. I'm gonna take a lap or two.
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492. Help yourself.
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493. Careful,
you haven't swum in a while.
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494. Don't forget to breathe,
buddy.
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495. Hi, there.
Hi.
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496. How are you doing?
Good.
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497. Nice wind out there today.
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498. Yeah, not bad.
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499. See me zip by you a few times?
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500. No, I didn't.
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501. Really?
I was the one zooming along.
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502. Wings up, flaps down.
Whole nine yards.
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503. Wings up, flaps down.
Yeah, right.
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504. Whatever.
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505. - I'm Larry.
- Claudia.
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506. Nice to meet you.
So, are you staying here, Claudia?
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507. Actually, I work here.
But probably not for long if I don't hurry.
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508. So, come on,
do you want to have dinner with me?
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509. Sure.
Copy !req
510. You're kidding?
No, I'm serious.
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511. Really?
Yeah.
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512. You're surprised.
No.
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513. Yes, you are.
Copy !req
514. Okay. What now? 7:00?
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515. 55 Harmony Estate.
Can you remember that?
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516. Sure I can. 55 Harmony Steak.
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517. Estate.
Estate. Whatever, okay.
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518. I'll see you then.
Okay.
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519. Bye.
Bye-bye.
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520. That is a special shirt.
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521. Do you like it?
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522. Really? You really like it? Good.
I got you one, too. Try it on.
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523. No, I'll just kind of leave it here for a second.
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524. Give me your
head for a second.
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525. I'm a little worried.
About what?
Copy !req
526. The bank will want
to check Bernie's signature.
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527. Don't worry,
I got it down cold.
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528. How do you think I paid for these gems?
Look at this.
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529. That is nice stuff.
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530. Genuine gold fill.
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531. Very nice.
I know you got it down cold.
Copy !req
532. But they're
probably going to want
Copy !req
533. to see Bernie
sign his own name.
Copy !req
534. That's a problem.
Copy !req
535. It's a problem but don't worry,
I've got a plan.
Copy !req
536. You've got a plan?
Copy !req
537. Good,
'cause I've got a plan, too.
Copy !req
538. Don't wait up.
Copy !req
539. Be nice.
Copy !req
540. Come on. All you
ever want to do is eat.
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541. Come on, I'm on vacation.
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542. You're gonna
turn into a chicken.
Copy !req
543. I'm starving.
Copy !req
544. Why don't you eat the bones?
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545. I'll eat
the fruit pretty soon.
Copy !req
546. Eat the fruit. It's vitamin C.
Copy !req
547. You know, you guys really live
in a nice chapeau here.
Copy !req
548. Let me get that for you.
I'll get it. You got it.
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549. Thank you for
a wonderful evening.
Copy !req
550. No, thank you.
No, let me walk you to the door, please.
Copy !req
551. No, it's really not necessary.
Copy !req
552. I walk all my dates
to the door. Let me
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553. tell the taxi driver,
I'll be one minute.
Copy !req
554. Here's $20. When I'm halfway
up the steps, ping the pedal.
Copy !req
555. Was that
a great meal, or what?
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556. Yeah, lovely.
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557. Bet you didn't know I spoke
so much French. Parlez-vous?
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558. Too bad it was
an Italian restaurant.
Copy !req
559. Taxi, wait!
Copy !req
560. He's gone.
Copy !req
561. Well...
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562. Guess I'll just walk home.
Copy !req
563. No, just wait right here.
I'll get my keys and I'll drive you.
Copy !req
564. Okay, I'll wait right here.
Copy !req
565. I should have known.
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566. This is nice.
Copy !req
567. You must be loaded.
Copy !req
568. My buddy said he has one just like this except it's black.
Copy !req
569. It hangs in his
rear-view mirror.
Copy !req
570. Don't touch this.
Copy !req
571. Why?
Copy !req
572. It's my papa's.
It's the voodoo.
Copy !req
573. Just the what?
Voodoo.
Copy !req
574. Voodoo?
Copy !req
575. Yeah. To cast spells
and conjure tricks.
Copy !req
576. Cast spells...
Copy !req
577. This is all voodoo stuff?
Copy !req
578. Yeah, all this.
Copy !req
579. How does it work?
Copy !req
580. For instance,
if I never wanted you to come back here...
Copy !req
581. ...I'd simply take some salt and sprinkle it over your feet like that.
Copy !req
582. What happens
when you change your mind?
Copy !req
583. Are you
interested in this at all?
Copy !req
584. I'm very interested.
I'm sorry.
Copy !req
585. All right.
To reverse a spell on someone
Copy !req
586. you have to find
out who cast it.
Copy !req
587. Once you unleash
the power of the spell
Copy !req
588. it's placed back on
the person who cast it.
Copy !req
589. This is usually
done by a mobu.
Copy !req
590. A what?
Copy !req
591. A mobu.
A priestess of black magic.
Copy !req
592. Papa, he's a doctor,
and interested in the occult.
Copy !req
593. He says she's very powerful.
He's done a lot of research.
Copy !req
594. So, your daddy,
he's a voodoo doctor? I see.
Copy !req
595. Out.
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596. This is the last dance.
Come on,
Copy !req
597. everyone,
let's join in the conga line.
Copy !req
598. It's the last dance, come on.
Copy !req
599. I'm waiting for the food.
Copy !req
600. You won't be embarrassed.
Copy !req
601. I'm not gonna dance,
I wanna eat!
Copy !req
602. Forget you!
Copy !req
603. Forget me? Brenda, sit down.
Copy !req
604. Hang on.
Copy !req
605. What are you doing?
Copy !req
606. Where are you going?
Copy !req
607. To have a good time.
Copy !req
608. You're gonna have
a good time with him?
Copy !req
609. Yes. He's a great dancer.
Copy !req
610. You never want to
do anything fun.
Copy !req
611. I'm having fun.
Copy !req
612. Working out and eating,
that's it.
Copy !req
613. That's right.
Copy !req
614. He's a great dancer, good-bye.
Copy !req
615. He's a great dancer. So what?
I can bench-press a Buick.
Copy !req
616. Brenda, get over here!
Copy !req
617. Hey, wait up.
Copy !req
618. I wanna talk. You're fun.
Copy !req
619. Can I walk with you?
Copy !req
620. Get back here!
Copy !req
621. Don't pay any
attention to him.
Copy !req
622. You're not going anywhere.
Copy !req
623. Yeah? Who says so?
Copy !req
624. I do!
Copy !req
625. What are you doing?
Copy !req
626. Stop it! See, Arnold,
he's not afraid of you!
Copy !req
627. Why do you have
to hit everybody?
Copy !req
628. Who do you think you are?
You always have to beat everybody up.
Copy !req
629. What do you want? More?
Copy !req
630. No, just leave him alone.
Copy !req
631. Just cut it out, you big bully!
Get out of here!
Copy !req
632. You'll be sorry.
Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
633. Let me help you up. You poor baby.
He won't bother you anymore.
Copy !req
634. There you go. It's okay,
let's walk together.
Copy !req
635. You all right?
I'll take care of you.
Copy !req
636. I'm really sorry, you know?
He does that to everybody.
Copy !req
637. But you're the bravest guy I've ever met.
I mean that, I really do.
Copy !req
638. Oh.
Copy !req
639. You're chilly.
Copy !req
640. Can I get one
for the road there?
Copy !req
641. Sorry,
our cooler is locked up.
Copy !req
642. Haven't you got a key?
Copy !req
643. What's the damage,
my new friend?
Copy !req
644. It's on the house.
Really?
Copy !req
645. The last round's on me.
Copy !req
646. Thanks, buddy.
Here, this is for you.
Copy !req
647. Thank you.
Thank you.
Copy !req
648. I appreciate it.
Copy !req
649. Have a good time. I did.
Copy !req
650. Oh...
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651. Oh... oh... oh... god!
Copy !req
652. Hey!
Copy !req
653. Wha... wha... what!
Copy !req
654. It's 2:30 in the morning.
Copy !req
655. What?
Copy !req
656. Good date?
You're right.
Copy !req
657. What?
Good time?
Copy !req
658. It was great. Yeah.
Copy !req
659. Did you...
You're in my bed.
Copy !req
660. Did you, you know?
Copy !req
661. Yeah.
Copy !req
662. That little girl from the...
Copy !req
663. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
664. I set the alarm for...
Good for you.
Copy !req
665. Turn off the light.
Copy !req
666. Goodnight.
Copy !req
667. So, what are we gonna do now?
Copy !req
668. Don't be putting that on me,
I ain't got nothing to do with it.
Copy !req
669. This is your fault,
you think of something for a change.
Copy !req
670. Time's up.
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671. Can't think of anything.
Copy !req
672. Yeah, right. Hey, wait a minute.
Hold tight. Wait a second.
Copy !req
673. What do we got to be all afraid of this Mobu woman for?
Copy !req
674. I don't know,
but doesn't she have some kind of power over us?
Copy !req
675. Man, hell, no!
She ain't got no power over us.
Copy !req
676. Her name sounds like some kind of damn car wax.
Mobu!
Copy !req
677. Look, from right now we are in control of our own destiny.
Copy !req
678. From this moment forth we do just what we want...
Copy !req
679. ...and no one's
gonna tell us...
Copy !req
680. Na-ah-ah!
Copy !req
681. Na-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Copy !req
682. You're starting to scare me.
Copy !req
683. I can't help it.
Copy !req
684. We'd better finish this game.
Copy !req
685. Slow down.
We've got plenty of time.
Copy !req
686. I know, but I just
wanna get this over with.
Copy !req
687. Besides, we have a little shopping to do before the...
Copy !req
688. Excellent. Because I saw this hat I wanna get.
It's pretty cool.
Copy !req
689. It's got this red band with a feather on it.
I thought I'd pick it up.
Copy !req
690. - Barry!
- Yeah?
Copy !req
691. What did you do with Bernie?
Copy !req
692. He's in the fridge.
Copy !req
693. No, he's not.
Copy !req
694. Come on,
I got a really bad headache
Copy !req
695. and I really don't...
He's not in the fridge?
Copy !req
696. This is not funny.
Copy !req
697. All right,
what did you do with him?
Copy !req
698. What did you do with him?
Copy !req
699. I didn't do anything.
Copy !req
700. You're so sick and repulsive.
Only you would think...
Copy !req
701. That's not nice.
He probably just tumbled right on out.
Copy !req
702. I mean, did you open the door?
Copy !req
703. No!
Copy !req
704. Housekeeping.
Housekeeping?
Copy !req
705. Don't you think if
housekeeping found
Copy !req
706. a dead man in our refrigerator
we'd have heard about it?
Copy !req
707. Good point.
Copy !req
708. Besides I was here all night
long. I left for a couple
Copy !req
709. of minutes to
go conga dancing.
Copy !req
710. You went what?
Copy !req
711. Conga dancing.
Copy !req
712. You went conga dancing?
Copy !req
713. But you were supposed to be here guarding Bernie.
Copy !req
714. Why would I have
to guard a dead man
Copy !req
715. stuck in
a two-foot refrigerator?
Copy !req
716. Don't try and get out of it,
you were irresponsible.
Copy !req
717. I was irresponsible?
I was here all night
Copy !req
718. trying to find a way
to get our jobs back!
Copy !req
719. No, you were conga dancing!
Copy !req
720. If you look up
"irresponsibility," there's
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721. a picture of your
head lying next to it.
Copy !req
722. That's not fair.
Copy !req
723. Not fair?
Why did I let you talk me into coming on these schemes?
Copy !req
724. We'll just go to jail for some crime you didn't commit.
Copy !req
725. We're going to jail anyway.
Once the credit card companies catch up.
Copy !req
726. I was not the one who was out
conga dancing all night.
Copy !req
727. Forgery.
Fraud. Breaking and entering.
Copy !req
728. Credit card scam. Robbery.
Accessory to murder.
Copy !req
729. Kidnapping a dead man.
Losing a dead man.
Copy !req
730. Just take it easy.
Take it easy.
Copy !req
731. Is she dead, too?
Don't be ridiculous.
Copy !req
732. Maybe it's one of those above-ground Caribbean cemeteries.
Copy !req
733. Hello.
I'll handle this.
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734. Please.
Copy !req
735. Excuse me? Hey, wake up!
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736. It's morning.
Copy !req
737. Good morning.
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738. We were just sleeping.
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739. "We"?
Copy !req
740. Yeah, me and...
I don't know his name.
Copy !req
741. Bernie.
Bernie.
Copy !req
742. That's cute. Wake up, come on.
Copy !req
743. It's morning.
Copy !req
744. Excuse me, lady, miss?
Copy !req
745. You were with
Bernie last night?
Copy !req
746. Yeah, he's kind of shy, isn't he?
He doesn't say a whole lot.
Copy !req
747. No, he's very, very shy.
Copy !req
748. By the way,
just out of curiosity,
Copy !req
749. how did you happen
to meet old Bern?
Copy !req
750. In the conga line.
Copy !req
751. Am I the only one alive
who was not in the conga line?
Copy !req
752. Bernie was conga
dancing last night?
Copy !req
753. Yeah.
Copy !req
754. He's very graceful. And brave.
Copy !req
755. He's a wonderful listener.
Copy !req
756. He's so great.
He didn't even try to come on to me.
Copy !req
757. No way!
Copy !req
758. There are some
nice guys in this...
Copy !req
759. It's his feminine side.
I'll wake him up.
Copy !req
760. He's grumpy in the morning,
you don't wanna deal with that.
Copy !req
761. Is he gonna be all right?
Copy !req
762. He's gonna be fine.
Don't you worry.
Copy !req
763. Tell him that
Brenda said good-bye.
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764. We'll do that.
You have a nice lunch.
Copy !req
765. Conga line?
You didn't happen to see him in the conga line?
Copy !req
766. No, I didn't.
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767. What's going on here?
Copy !req
768. I suppose he was in
a different conga line.
Copy !req
769. No! It's like Ripley's here.
Copy !req
770. All right, here we go.
Copy !req
771. I'll get the bag.
Copy !req
772. All right, I'll get the car.
Copy !req
773. You understand
what we're gonna say?
Copy !req
774. We got our story all straight
and everything?
Copy !req
775. We lost him.
Copy !req
776. It's not fair.
I don't understand why I can't drive.
Copy !req
777. You don't have a license.
Copy !req
778. I've got Bernie's license.
How hard can this be?
Copy !req
779. You just drive on the right.
It's not a big deal.
Copy !req
780. On this island they
drive on the left.
Copy !req
781. Really? You drive.
Copy !req
782. There's the bank.
Where?
Copy !req
783. Find me a parking spot.
Good, park.
Copy !req
784. Just right there.
I can't park there.
Copy !req
785. That's what we
need right there.
Copy !req
786. Be back in five.
Copy !req
787. Do you mind?
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788. I'm using it.
Copy !req
789. For what?
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790. This isn't the hat shop.
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791. Over here.
Copy !req
792. It's not.
Copy !req
793. Come here.
See this? Take a look.
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794. Come on, baby.
Copy !req
795. Stick your hand through this thing.
What?
Copy !req
796. Just put your left
hand through. That's it.
Copy !req
797. Check it out.
Copy !req
798. How did he get here?
Copy !req
799. I don't know.
Got to be the Mobu, man.
Copy !req
800. Ask no questions,
tell no consequences.
Copy !req
801. Be cool.
Copy !req
802. What am I doing, Richard?
Copy !req
803. All the way in. There.
Copy !req
804. Let's get him in the back.
Copy !req
805. Two guys,
they're taking Bernie.
Copy !req
806. How do you like that?
What kind of idiots would steal a dead body?
Copy !req
807. We did!
Copy !req
808. Excuse me.
Where do you think you're going?
Copy !req
809. Let go of me!
Copy !req
810. You can't leave
without paying!
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811. Come back here!
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812. Do you have the time?
Copy !req
813. Get out of the way!
Copy !req
814. Get your hands off me!
Copy !req
815. Ready. One, two, three.
Copy !req
816. Giddyup.
Copy !req
817. I think the toothache
idea was very good.
Copy !req
818. Sign the card, please, Mr.
Lomax.
Copy !req
819. What was that?
Yeah, go right ahead. Sure.
Copy !req
820. And now the key, please.
Copy !req
821. You have the key, don't you?
Copy !req
822. Thank you.
I'll just go to the vault
Copy !req
823. and get your
safety deposit box.
Copy !req
824. It's working.
Copy !req
825. Like falling off a log.
Copy !req
826. Will you be needing anything else,
Mr. Lomax?
Copy !req
827. I hope that tooth gets better.
Copy !req
828. Would you look
at the size of it?
Copy !req
829. It's got to hold $2 million.
You open her up.
Copy !req
830. All right, let's get him out.
Copy !req
831. Where'd he go?
How the hell could he fall
Copy !req
832. out of the car?
This is ridiculous.
Copy !req
833. Look at that island mama.
She is fine.
Copy !req
834. Ooh yeah...
Copy !req
835. Henry.
Copy !req
836. You're starting to
freak me out, man.
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837. Baby, where you going?
Copy !req
838. It's obviously a map.
All we've got to do is figure it out.
Copy !req
839. Look, I don't know what any of those things are and neither do you.
Copy !req
840. Let's have lunch and some of those conch fritters you like.
Copy !req
841. Don't worry.
Copy !req
842. Isn't that
the girl from last night?
Copy !req
843. Are you enjoying your visit?
Copy !req
844. Let's ask her about the map.
Copy !req
845. No.
Copy !req
846. Come on.
Copy !req
847. Excuse me?
Hi. I hate to bug you.
Copy !req
848. My name is Richard.
I'm a good friend of Larry's.
Copy !req
849. Larry...
Copy !req
850. That guy.
Copy !req
851. I'm surprised he
has any friends.
Copy !req
852. You do know him.
Anyway, we found this map.
Copy !req
853. We have no idea what it means.
Does it make any sense to you?
Copy !req
854. No, it doesn't,
but these are definitely voodoo symbols.
Copy !req
855. Voodoo, hoodoo. I told you,
Richie.
Copy !req
856. Your friend here doesn't
believe in the occult.
Copy !req
857. Yeah, I have enough
trouble with Catholicism.
Copy !req
858. Do you?
Copy !req
859. Yeah, I believe.
If it helps me figure out this map, I believe.
Copy !req
860. Could you help us?
Copy !req
861. I can't, but my father's very interested in black magic.
I could ask...
Copy !req
862. Could you ask him?
It's awful important.
Copy !req
863. Sure. Actually I'm
on break right now...
Copy !req
864. ...so I can see if I can catch him at the hospital.
Copy !req
865. We should meet in
an hour in the lobby.
Copy !req
866. Whenever you like.
An hour is great.
Copy !req
867. Great.
Copy !req
868. Look at that.
I think that's their car.
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869. What are you
talking about, man?
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870. First of all that
ain't no car, it's a jeep.
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871. There's a thousand
of them on the island.
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872. What? I don't have any money.
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873. Be cool. Just be cool.
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874. How you doing?
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875. Fine, thank you, how are you?
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876. Where's the dead man at?
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877. He's in the jeep.
You can have him.
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878. No, he is not in the jeep.
Where is he?
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879. What do you mean
he's not in the jeep?
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880. He's right out
there in the red jeep.
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881. You're kidding?
He's not there?
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882. What will we do
with these two?
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883. We gonna take them to the Mobu,
let them explain to her.
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884. That way she's
gonna understand...
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885. ...that we're gonna be cool and they're gonna be exactly where we is!
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886. Then we can blame them.
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887. We're gonna try.
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888. How would you
fellas like a margarita?
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889. On me!
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890. You lost them?
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891. Not exactly.
Anybody could have.
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892. Twice.
He was going to lead you to the money.
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893. We messed with the bones and that fooled with the conjuring...
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894. ...and now he can only walk when the music's playing.
Sorry.
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895. Where is he now?
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896. The white boys.
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897. We don't know where he is.
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898. We left him in the jeep,
dead, deceased.
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899. But ask them what they were doing at the bank with Bernie.
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900. We needed him to get
into the safety deposit box.
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901. What was in the box?
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902. A map.
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903. Give me the map.
We don't have it.
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904. We don't have the map.
No map.
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905. Kill them!
No! Wait a minute!
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906. He lost it, he lost it!
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907. Please.
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908. If you kill them,
we both lose.
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909. I have another way.
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910. Drink.
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911. I'd love to.
You see, I just had lunch.
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912. But there's
always room for Jell-O.
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913. A powerful conjure...
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914. ...unless you have the antidote by night,
you die.
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915. Bring me the map, you live.
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916. What?
Get out!
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917. You only got to tell me once!
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918. Thank you very much.
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919. Drive safe, now.
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920. You all have a nice day.
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921. Bye-bye.
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922. Don't get depressed.
Jerks.
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923. Don't get depressed.
You still got hours to live.
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924. The sun doesn't
go down for ages.
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925. Good thing it's not winter.
The sun
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926. would be down by now.
You'd be dead.
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927. Thanks, that cheers me up.
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928. How do I look to you?
I don't feel good.
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929. You're just a little slow.
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930. You need an aerobic workout.
Get those endorphins kicking in.
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931. Guys!
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932. Oh Rich.
Our troubles are over!
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933. Claudia!
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934. Hi.
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935. Honey, have you got the map?
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936. No, I left it with my father.
He's gonna look at it after surgery.
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937. Where have you been?
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938. We were kidnapped,
taken up to that Mobu chick.
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939. You saw the Mobu?
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940. She put a spell on Richie,
says he's gonna die.
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941. She put a spell on Richie?
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942. We need the map.
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943. Okay.
Maybe we can catch my father before he leaves the hospital.
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944. Come on, buddy.
You're gonna make it.
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945. I know.
It's a beauty, isn't it?
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946. You said I could drive.
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947. Okay, here's your chance.
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948. Relax. Let me do my job.
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949. Please.
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950. Hold on.
Which one do I push?
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951. Okay, we're ready.
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952. One minute!
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953. Go!
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954. Are these yours?
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955. You pervert!
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956. Don't move!
You're under arrest.
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957. No, Officer, I don't...
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958. Bernie!
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959. Parasailing?
Bernie was parasailing?
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960. Who is that?
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961. He's our boss.
He's dead, don't worry.
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962. Richard. He's moving?
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963. I see that.
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964. Look at him go,
he's like a bug!
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965. He's moving. How's he doing it?
He's standing up!
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966. Look at that son of a bitch.
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967. How is he moving?
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968. Those guys said he'd move
when music is playing.
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969. Yeah.
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970. There's music playing.
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971. Would somebody please explain to me what's going on?
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972. He'll lead us to the money.
We've got to follow him.
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973. What do you mean, "he's dead"?
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974. He's a zombie. Don't worry about it,
we'll explain later!
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975. Come on, Richard!
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976. He's going in the water.
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977. That's where the money is.
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978. What?
He stopped.
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979. What's the matter with him?
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980. He can't hear
the music under the water.
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981. Idea!
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982. His death certificate.
From the New York authorities.
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983. You must have been mistaken.
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984. I'd get some rest,
if I were you.
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985. Perhaps you're right.
I haven't been sleeping well.
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986. Things have been going badly at work.
I'm feeling some pressure.
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987. Forget about work for a while
and try and relax.
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988. If you don't,
you're gonna get a nervous breakdown.
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989. Yes.
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990. May I see the fax?
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991. Look around you.
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992. It's paradise.
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993. Enjoy your
visit to the island.
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994. You've seen the last of me.
And I've seen the last of him.
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995. I've got the music right here.
Let's get him going. You got it?
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996. I got it.
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997. One, two, three.
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998. Okay, put these on him, baby.
Okay.
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999. Okay. Headphones go on the head,
thingamabob goes on the belt.
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1000. He's on. Do something.
Should be working.
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1001. There he goes.
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1002. He's moving.
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1003. Swim with the fishes,
you ugly bastard.
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1004. Here he goes.
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1005. You know,
for a dead man he's very buoyant.
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1006. He's doing good.
He's doing good. Go, B.
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1007. Welcome to our
Atlantis submarine tour.
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1008. Our dive site is
located about five miles
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1009. outside the harbor
of Charlotte Amalie.
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1010. Now, as we continue to move out further over the coral reef...
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1011. ...you'll find more and more unusual kinds of undersea life...
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1012. ...here at fifty feet.
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1013. If you look to
port side, I believe
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1014. that's the left side
for you landlubbers...
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1015. ...you'll see some of the most beautiful coral formations in the world.
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1016. Everybody see that?
Isn't that beautiful?
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1017. Excuse me. Would you stop the sub?
I wanna get out!
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1018. Get serious.
Now we're fifty feet underwater.
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1019. I don't care.
I just saw a dead man I know...
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1020. ...walking in the ocean.
I'm getting off!
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1021. That's impossible!
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1022. I'm commandeering this ship.
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1023. No, you're not!
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1024. What's he doing?
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1025. Uh oh!
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1026. Hey, what's in there?
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1027. It worked.
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1028. We lived.
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1029. Let's go on in.
Way to go, Beester.
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1030. I don't know. He went crazy down there!
He kept trying to open...
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1031. I'm not crazy!
Lomax is down there! I can...
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1032. Doc!
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1033. Good stuff.
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1034. That ought to
hold him for a while.
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1035. What happened to him?
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1036. Maybe he has claustrophobia.
The sub might have set it off.
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1037. That's it.
I'm gonna deport this guy.
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1038. Are you?
Yeah.
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1039. Doc, maybe you better come along with us.
This guy is nuts!
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1040. You've got that right.
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1041. Doc, come on in here.
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1042. Got your bag?
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1043. Yes, I got the bag.
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1044. All right. Come on.
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1045. Uh.
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1046. Ah.
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1047. Uh.
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1048. All right.
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1049. Uh... Richie.
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1050. He still won't let go, Richie.
How we gonna get the money to the Mobu?
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1051. I don't know.
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1052. Maybe I can catch that cart.
Yeah.
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1053. Good idea. You okay?
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1054. Never been better.
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1055. Breathe!
Richard, you spit on me!
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1056. I feel so much better now.
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1057. Come on, get up.
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1058. Wait for me! Help! Wait!
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1059. Excuse me!
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1060. My friend is really sick.
He's in big trouble.
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1061. We just need a ride. Can you please wait?
We'll only be one minute.
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1062. Bring him up.
Thank you.
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1063. How you feeling?
Better than he is.
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1064. Yeah,
grab that arrow thing, honey.
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1065. Okay.
Wait, no. Come on. This way.
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1066. Excuse me,
could you folks scoot over a little bit?
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1067. We had a fishing accident.
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1068. Come on, horse, giddyup here!
They've got a dead man.
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1069. What are they afraid of?
I mean, it's just a Beester.
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1070. Now what are we gonna do?
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1071. Okay, Richie this is the
beauty part.
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1072. It's working.
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1073. Come on, Beester.
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1074. I told you, Richie we're gonna make it.
You're gonna be fine.
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1075. How do you feel?
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1076. Can you hurry it up?
I'm sinking faster than the sun.
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1077. Thank you.
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1078. Am I a genius, or what?
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1079. I really don't feel so good.
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1080. It's okay, we're almost there.
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1081. I'm losing my hair?
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1082. No,
you're not losing your hair.
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1083. We're almost there.
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1084. We got to go see the Mobu.
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1085. - Everything's gonna be all right.
- Are we almost there?
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1086. Just around the bend, Richie.
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1087. Uh oh.
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1088. We got a hill here.
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1089. Stop the music!
Stop the music!
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1090. Got it. We're okay.
We're okay. We're not okay.
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1091. We're not okay.
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1092. Slow it down!
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1093. Don't breathe!
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1094. Do something!
I'm...
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1095. Doc, I told you, look at him,
he's running down the road.
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1096. Bail out!
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1097. Slow down!
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1098. We're not gonna make it!
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1099. Pretty bird.
What...
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1100. Everybody, duck!
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1101. We're going in the woods!
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1102. Look!
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1103. It's the Mobu chick.
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1104. It's the Mobu,
you're gonna live.
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1105. Watch out for that branch.
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1106. Money!
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1107. The money!
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1108. Freeze! All right,
hold it right there!
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1109. Papa?
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1110. Am I dead yet?
No, you're okay.
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1111. Come on,
put your hands behind your back!
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1112. What?
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1113. I knew you stole
the $2 million.
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1114. What are you doing here?
Are you okay?
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1115. I got it.
Now give it to me.
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1116. I got it right here.
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1117. The whole $2 million.
It's all here! For you, buddy!
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1118. I got all of it.
Don't you worry!
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1119. What?
Thanks.
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1120. You're welcome! Richie!
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1121. Mobu lady, we held up our end.
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1122. We got the money,
give him his life back. Hurry up!
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1123. What are you doing?
What's the matter with her?
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1124. She suffered a concussion.
So what?
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1125. She'll be out for hours.
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1126. Just dig a hole
and throw dirt on me.
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1127. Richie... Richie... Richie...
Richie.
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1128. It's my fault.
You'll die because of me.
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1129. No, it's not your fault.
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1130. It's all my fault.
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1131. No, it's not.
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1132. Claudia!
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1133. Didn't you say something
about reversing the conjure...
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1134. ...back from
the person it's on...
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1135. ...so it's not
on them anymore...
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1136. ...but back on
the original person?
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1137. It's possible,
but you have to believe in the magic in order for it to work.
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1138. Like Tinkerbell, right?
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1139. Stop joking!
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1140. I ain't joking. Look at him,
he's dying. I believe.
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1141. I believe.
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1142. You can do that,
I've seen you do something like that before.
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1143. There is one way.
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1144. But I need
the blood of a virgin.
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1145. Good-bye. I'm dead.
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1146. Huh...
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1147. You?
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1148. Just take the blood, Doc.
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1149. I like this shirt. I was wrong.
You've got good taste.
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1150. Thanks, buddy.
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1151. Thank you.
For what?
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1152. You know,
for keeping yourself a virgin for me.
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1153. That's nice, Rich,
that's really nice.
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1154. Just twist the knife a little deeper,
why don't you?
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1155. Can we talk about
something else, please?
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1156. Sure.
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1157. Richie, I'll tell you what.
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1158. Why don't you
just forget about
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1159. ever going back
to New York City.
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1160. Where did you get this money?
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1161. You know,
the $2 million that Hummel
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1162. was looking for
that Bern stole?
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1163. Yeah?
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1164. It was $3 million.
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1165. You have $1 million in here?
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1166. We do,
except for about $8,000 I had to pay off on Bernie's credit cards...
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1167. ...you know,
all that stuff you charged?
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1168. We can't keep
this money, can we?
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1169. Why not?
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1170. We don't know
who it belongs to.
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1171. That's the beauty part,
Richie.
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1172. It doesn't belong to anybody.
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1173. It was there to be claimed
and so Larry claimed it.
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1174. I'm sorry, I can't.
I just can't do it. It's not right.
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1175. I'm sorry.
I don't feel good about it.
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1176. I understand.
You do?
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1177. Sorry.
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1178. That's all right.
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1179. By the way,
did I neglect to introduce you to the crew?
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1180. What are we waiting for?
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1181. Hoist up the anchor, let's go.
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1182. How does Monte Carlo sound to you this time of year?
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1183. It sounds lovely.
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1184. Monte Carlo, ladies.
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1185. To us, Richie.
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1186. Ain't this a bitch?
Where the hell is he taking us?
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1187. I don't know.
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1188. At least we got to
see the carnival.
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1189. Yeah, I didn't think
we was gonna be the carnival.
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