1. Oh, God.
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2. Hiya, Richard.
Hot enough for you?
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3. Yeah.
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4. Hey, hey...
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5. Hey, what are you doing?
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6. You dummy, why don't you watch
where you're going?
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7. Does this look like 10:00,
or does this look like 10:30?
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8. - Morning, Richard!
- Good morning.
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9. - You're a half hour late.
- Only a half hour?
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10. I'm usually 45 minutes late.
I'm early today.
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11. I see.
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12. - You gonna join me today or what?
- Coming.
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13. Give me your money and your wallets.
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14. Aw, get your ass out of here.
It's too hot.
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but I just love the park on a Sunday.
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16. I'd love it more if we didn't have
to work today. Come on, let's go.
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18. Hot enough for you, Larry?
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19. No, Harris, why don't you
turn up the heat?
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21. Cheap bastards. Turn off
the air conditioning on the weekends.
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22. - Let's go to the beach.
- No.
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23. - We're gonna be here our whole lives.
- Yeah, I'm afraid so.
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24. - I'm going to the beach!
- Give me those papers.
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25. - The papers are going to the beach.
- We are not going to the beach.
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26. You want these?
You're coming to the beach.
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27. - I guess we're going to the beach.
- Wilson at the five.
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28. Oh, that was beautiful!
Replay!
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29. Give me those papers!
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30. - You think it's safe to go in the water?
- No, better not.
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31. - You just ate. You might get cramps.
- I'll risk it.
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get back to you with more tunes
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34. let's get the latest
from Weather Central.
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35. - Bill, what's happening out there, buddy?
- Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle,
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becomes the Baked Apple. Ow!
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37. You better believe that these are...
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38. Oh, Christ. Will you shut that thing off?
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39. continues before Labor Day weekend.
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40. It is gonna be the four "Hs,"
hot, humid, hazy, and horrible.
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41. This sucks. I am so unhappy.
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42. - We should be at a real beach.
- There are no more real beaches.
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43. I mean, we could go to Jones Beach
and float around in the hospital waste.
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always real nice.
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45. We could go there and watch the fish
disintegrate in front of our eyes.
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46. - Shit.
- Wait a minute.
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47. Wait a goddamn...
Hold the phone, buddy! I got it!
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Where are your pages?
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gonna believe what you see!
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51. - Okay.
- Turn to Page 28.
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Right after 27.
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- All right? You got it?
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- Forty- one!
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- Check out line 18.
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- Yeah.
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- I see it.
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- What about it?
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62. You're such a stupid piece of rat shit.
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63. Hot! Hot! Hot!
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64. - Watch your step!
- I'm being barbecued here!
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All right, buddy.
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66. - I'm gonna explain it to you real slow.
- Good.
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67. Okay. There's more than one check issued
on the same life insurance policy claim.
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another in April of '88
and two more in June.
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69. - Making any sense?
- Yeah, he died four times.
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he died four times.
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It wasn't us. Was it?
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No, it wasn't us.
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73. Don't you see?
We just uncovered a $2 million error.
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74. We're gonna be heroes.
We're going up the corporate ladder.
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75. - This is good for me.
- Yes, this is good for you
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It's good all over.
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77. I'll tell Lomax first thing
in the morning.
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78. - What page is it?
- No, Larry. Let me tell him.
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- Okay. Great!
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80. There's what's- her- name.
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82. You haven't shut up about her
for two months.
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83. - Ask her out already, will you?
- No. I don't know what to say.
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She'll be gone in a week.
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I-I've no idea what to say.
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86. - Say "Hi, I want to go out with you."
- I can't say that.
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- Have you got the time?
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too many people around.
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There are always too many people.
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93. - You gonna say something?
- Shut up.
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- Shut...
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good on you?"
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- Oh, please.
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to talk to her, I'll talk to her.
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102. - Okay, talk to her.
- No, I don't... I can't...
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- Would you stop?
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- Yes.
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112. Can't believe this. Jesus.
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113. Now, don't flagellate yourself
over this, Richard.
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114. It was a very good effort.
You'll get her next time.
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Larry, I don't even have an aunt.
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the creative sales meeting, Mr. Lomax.
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120. - Excuse us, Mr. Lomax.
- Let me get that, sir.
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- Right. Richard Parker, sir.
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- Whatever.
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123. There's nothing from a Doreena,
a Martha, Judy?
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124. - No.
- Well, that's their tough luck.
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125. - Excuse us, Mr. Lomax.
- What?
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we would like to show you.
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127. Wait. Shh... It's Monday morning.
After lunch, right?
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128. Quite a bit after lunch.
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129. - Uh...
- Shoo! Shoo!
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131. Yeah, I got it, François.
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132. Two dollars.
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133. Rich.
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134. - Look at Lomax.
- God.
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135. Oh, my God. Look at her.
My God.
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136. Jesus. That guy.
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137. Beautiful apartment.
House at the beach.
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to park a car in Manhattan every month?
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- Well, I mean, it's only fair.
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than your apartment.
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Beats living with Mom and Dad.
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I can afford something decent.
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wall-to-wall cockroaches.
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setting my goals and working hard,
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- You're so naive.
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- Oh, excuse me!
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- I said...
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"I hope your aunt feels better."
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Yes, um, she's fine.
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155. - They thought it was...
- Either get on the elevator or get off.
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159. - You're kidding.
- No.
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160. Gwen and I, Thursday night,
8:00pm, dinner.
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161. - Fabulous.
- It was the clumsy approach. It worked.
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borrow my apartment.
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164. But I can't do that to you. Thank you.
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folks, you're gonna embarrass yourself.
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166. Yeah, I know,
but I can't do that to you, Lar.
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168. - Well...
- They scatter when the lights go on.
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171. No. No, I only want the Maserati
if it comes in that jet black.
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to take my business to another dealer.
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can this whole thing be?
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to do business with me? Mm-hm.
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- Well...
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- I don't know.
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- It's a beautiful boat.
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- Yes, well.
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the accounts on the new computer system.
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- Thanks.
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- Sir, it's a very big job.
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195. - A big job. We have been working hard.
- It's a very big job.
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Weekends also.
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197. - Weekends, late, and...
- Why don't you show him?
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with something you should know about.
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- Yes. Page 28 and 41.
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- Forty- one.
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- Positive.
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in black and white.
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- Hmm?
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211. - "Bern- ee."
- Bernie.
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- Right here, Bernie.
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I'm glad it's my vision,
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you know what I mean?
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checks issued because
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that it's normal,
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a fluctuating COL index to combine...
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containing both short- term
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in an overall insurance portfolio.
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the policy holder died, Bernie.
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gentlemen, this is good work.
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- Thank you, Bernie.
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it appears as if somebody's trying
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Perhaps we should check back records.
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past the wrong guy.
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- I'm not really sure.
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- Longer? I was here before you.
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you came the end of May.
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- Whatever!
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I think there is a big future here
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these numbers again with you,
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that you've gotten everything.
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if someone is trying to
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a bunch of red flags.
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254. - Yes, I mean we'll work weekends.
- Weekends are very good for me.
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no distractions.
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to my house at the beach?
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- Us?
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261. Yeah. Hampton Island.
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there are plenty of distractions.
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boating, famous people.
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- Okay.
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268. Oh, we're gonna have a good time,
I guarantee.
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the directions for you,
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- The ferry schedule?
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unless you have a boat. I don't know.
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with my folks...
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I guarantee it.
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myself on Monday. Okay?
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what I think you uncovered,
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both a great deal, I mean it sincerely.
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We're a corporation now.
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- Parking lots.
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- Didn't I order the walnut dressing?
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- Taste that.
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like walnut dressing? Tell me.
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and talk to the chef?
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food is to you, I mean...
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I don't get problems. Hmm?
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All right?
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and they can take the rap and...
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have to change the books.
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But it'll come back to me.
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- This is good.
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- What, no dessert?
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It's delicious.
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Thanks for dinner, Vito.
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spend the weekend at the beach!
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What am I supposed to do about it?
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- What?
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some time with my mother!
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- Tina...
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- I know...
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- What?
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- What?
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I'll be at the apartment.
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- You are?
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I'm going back to college.
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this weekend together, right?
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- No.
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I promised you, or what?
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where we could just sit and talk
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and get run over by garbage trucks?
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- How you doing?
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- Five?
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doing their hair right now.
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But it's clean. I like that.
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or living with my parents,
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- No, I can't blame you.
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That's no good.
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- No. Roommates? No. None.
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Are you? Tell me the truth.
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the people who live downstairs,
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- Yes.
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They're too thin.
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- Thank you.
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I mean, this whole apartment.
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to redo that for years.
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done the place beautifully.
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I never would've expected.
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- Yeah.
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has got to be expensive.
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instead of that... Mmm...
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- It was great. I loved it.
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would try to impress women by
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something they're not.
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way to begin a relationship.
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397. You don't have to answer this
if you don't want to, but
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398. how do you afford a place like this?
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399. Oh... Well, I... I don't like to brag.
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400. I just feel uncomfortable
showing off my money.
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401. But I've made some wise investments.
I dabble in the stock market.
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402. And of course my parents are...
were rather well off.
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403. Do you want to sit?
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404. - They passed away?
- Mmm.
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405. - Yes.
- They must have been young.
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406. Oh, yeah.
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407. Well, I feel I can trust you.
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408. They were in a train accident.
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409. Yeah, I mean I don't know
what it was with trains,
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410. but they just always
liked to travel in trains.
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411. I'm sorry.
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412. - How awful for you.
- Yeah.
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413. You know, I always thought trains
were so much safer than planes.
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414. Well, actually, a plane
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415. fell on the train.
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416. - Richard.
- Gwen.
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417. - Richard.
- Gwen.
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418. Richard, there's a man in his underwear
in your kitchen.
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419. Shh... No, no, no. He's... He's with me.
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420. He's the... He's my...
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421. My butler. But...
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422. - You have a butler?
- Yeah. Don't get him started.
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423. He'll go away if you just be quiet.
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424. Just pretend we're not here.
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425. Shh...
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426. Shh...
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427. Oh. Oh.
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428. Sorry. I didn't realize you had company.
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429. - Good evening, young lady.
- That's all right, Monroe.
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430. Yes, will you, please, just go lay out
my navy blue suit for the morning?
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431. - Please?
- How about if I lay you out?
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432. Very well.
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433. "Monroe..."
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434. You let your butler
talk to you like that?
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435. Well, he is a vet.
He's got a steel plate in his head.
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436. It's...
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437. Gwen, it's not what you think.
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438. Goodbye, Richard.
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439. I'll grab the bow line.
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440. - Hey, Skeet. How're you doing?
- Hey, Mr. Lomax.
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441. Here you go, my friend.
Buy yourself a girlfriend.
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442. - Where have you been, Candy?
- Oh, Bernie...
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443. - Hey, Bernie. How about a drink?
- A little bit later.
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444. - Yo, Bernie. The cocktail flag is up.
- A little bit later.
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445. Booze and women.
That's my lifestyle and I love it!
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446. And I!
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447. - George, how are you?
- Nice to see you, Mr. Lomax.
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448. What the hell are you doing here?
I fired you last week.
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449. - I just want my 90 bucks, okay?
- Bullshit!
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450. You drank my liquor
and the toilets still don't work.
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451. - I don't want to see you.
- Ow! Come on, Lomax!
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452. Get out of here!
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453. You come here one more time,
I'm gonna break your legs!
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454. You son of a bitch.
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455. I'm sorry, Mr. Lomax.
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456. - I think she needs a little B-12.
- Whatever.
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457. This is your old friend, Bernie.
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458. Leave a message,
I'll get right back to you.
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459. - Goodbye, Mr. Lomax.
- Goodbye, Frank.
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460. Hello? Hello? Hello?
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461. Hey, Lomax. It's Paulie.
I just got to the island.
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462. You're early.
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463. Those two little schmucks aren't coming
until the 6:00 ferry,
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464. - and I still have to plant the note.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...
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465. - So where's your house?
- It's on the point, top of the dune.
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466. Look, Paulie,
don't kill them while I'm around.
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467. Bernie, we're on a phone here.
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468. You're right. You're right.
Okay, I'm sorry.
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469. The point is, I just want to be
back in New York with an alibi, okay?
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470. Yeah. Don't worry about it.
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471. Oh, God!
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472. Rich. It is leaving. Come on!
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473. Richard, I told you we should've
taken a taxi from the station.
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474. - There's another boat in a half hour.
- We'll miss the big parties.
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475. Come on, Rich, we got it.
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476. - Larry...
- Excuse me.
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477. - Sorry.
- Coming through.
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478. You're being ridiculous!
What are you doing?
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479. We are not jumping on this boat!
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480. Do you hear me? Listen to me, Larry,
we're not jumping on this boat!
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481. - Jesus Christ! My elbow!
- Piece of cake!
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482. Thanks, pal. Huh?
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483. Larry, This ferry isn't leaving.
It's docking.
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484. - Oh, great, we're early.
- You schmuck.
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485. - What is your name?
- What is your name?
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486. - Larry.
- Hi, Larry. I'm Michelle.
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487. Come on! Lighten up there, Rich!
We're on our way!
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488. I'm so depressed.
I made a fool out of myself last night.
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489. - Of course you did, Rich.
- I think I should've stayed home.
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490. What are you talking about? We've been
summoned to the mountaintop here.
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491. This is good for your career.
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492. You know, by the time
this weekend is over,
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493. I promise you won't even remember
what's- her- name's name.
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494. - I'll get you a drink. Come on.
- Look, I'll see you later.
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495. Oh! Goodbye, young man.
Nice talking to you.
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496. That is good. This is very good.
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497. - Oh... I didn't hear you come in.
- I know.
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498. I'm real good at that.
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499. I told you the guys
aren't here yet, didn't I?
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500. I did. Good.
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501. - Quite a shack you got here.
- Well, it's... it's home.
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502. Ooh. Can I have a cigarette?
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503. - Hmm?
- Cigarette.
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504. Sure.
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505. Sure, sure, sure...
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506. Ow! Ooh, what was...
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507. Oh...
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508. Mm- hm, mm- hm.
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509. Quite a ride, huh, Bern?
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510. Glorious day out, or what?
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511. - Where's Bernie?
- I got it right here.
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512. It says it's the last house
on the point, top o' the dune.
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513. Pardon me, monsignor, sir, could you
tell me where the top of the dune is?
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514. - Bless you, my son.
- Thank you, father.
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515. Look, we'll find it. Okay.
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516. - You know, it's an island, right?
- How hard can it be?
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517. Excuse me. Is this the way to...
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518. Goodbye. Have a good one, now.
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519. - Yo, is this Bernie Lomax's house?
- Sure is.
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520. - Wow.
- Holy shit. Huh? Look at this.
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521. Come on, Rich.
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522. - Oh, beautiful.
- Oh, my God. He's got a pool.
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523. He has got a goddamn pool at the beach.
It's heated.
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524. I love this man.
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525. Oh, this is inspiring.
Look at this view, huh?
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526. - I am getting laid.
- Sure beats Coney Island.
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527. What? Should we just walk in?
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528. No, we'll stand out here all weekend.
Come on, we're houseguests.
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529. Hello! Bernie, we're here.
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530. Amazing.
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531. I'm home.
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532. Excellent.
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533. - Admit it. You're glad you came.
- Okay, I admit it.
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534. - We got three days of this ahead of us.
- Oh, yeah. This is something.
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535. I mean a place like this
must go for what,
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536. a mil six, a million seven? Unfurnished.
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537. - Good God! That's a Lichtenstein!
- What? Where?
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538. Not the piano.
The painting. It's an original.
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539. Of course it is.
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540. Now, all of this could be yours,
if you set your goals and work hard.
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541. My old man worked hard.
All they did was give him more work.
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542. Bernie! Hey, is Bernie around?
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543. Hello. No, haven't seen him.
But we just got here.
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544. We're gonna be here all weekend.
We are houseguests.
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545. Tell him Tawny borrowed his boat
to go skiing.
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546. - Hi, Tawny. I'm horny.
- Oh, hi.
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547. - Look, don't forget to tell Bernie, okay?
- Okay.
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548. Tawny, you wouldn't happen to know
where Bernie is, would you?
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549. He's probably making the rounds.
Everybody parties from house to house,
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550. but they always end up here. Bye!
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551. - And you didn't want to come.
- I was wrong. I admit it, I was wrong.
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552. Oh, my God.
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553. Nothing but champagne and caviar.
Perrier- Jouët.
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554. This guy is my idol.
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555. - Hey, don't open that.
- Why not?
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556. We're houseguests Richard, come on.
You want some?
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557. No, thanks. This is strange.
Where's our host?
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558. You heard Tawny.
He's out partying. Come on.
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559. Let's check out
the rest of this joint, huh?
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560. This is fabulous.
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561. - Lar, I found him. Mr. Lomax.
- Hmm?
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562. Bernie! How are you doing? Great place.
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563. I hope you don't mind, but we just
walked in. We didn't know that you...
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564. Bernie?
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565. Shh, shh, he's sleeping.
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566. - Yeah?
- Wow.
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567. Not even dark out
and he's out of his skull.
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568. He's been working awfully hard, you know.
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569. Bern?
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570. - Mr. Lomax...
- Bernie.
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571. Don't slap him. That's your boss.
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572. I know. He's meditating.
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573. No, he's not. He's, like, dead, man.
Come on, let's walk him around.
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574. - We'll get the blood circulating.
- Here we go, up.
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575. There we go. Okay, this way.
This way, Richard.
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576. Here we go.
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577. That's it. Move those feet, Bernie.
That's a boy.
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578. - Here you go.
- Get him up.
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579. Carry your weight, here, Richard.
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580. Come on, Bernie.
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581. - Move those feet.
- He's giving me a hernia.
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582. I'm losing him. Put him on the couch.
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583. We can't just leave him like this,
you know.
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584. Come on, Bernie. Come on.
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585. Get your hand oft me, Bernie.
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586. I'll make the coffee.
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587. Don't you worry, Mr. Lomax, we'll make
you some coffee, fix you right up.
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588. Tell you what, let's just make you
a little more comfy.
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589. That is better. There you go.
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590. You're dropping things
right out of your pocket here.
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591. - Larry!
- Yes?
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592. You want to come in here
for a minute, huh?
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593. - Yeah, look, Rich, is instant okay?
- That's fine.
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594. - Good. What?
- Look what I found in his pocket.
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595. Wow. Jesus.
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596. I never knew he was into the drug scene.
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597. God. Look how much is here!
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598. This is not recreational.
This is a career.
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599. This man needs some help. You know that?
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600. If he's not careful,
he's gonna wake up one morning dead.
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601. I watch 20/20. I know the statistics.
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602. I read.
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603. - What?
- Larry, Lomax is dead.
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604. He can't be.
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605. Why do these things always happen to me?
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606. What kind of a host invites you to his
house for the weekend and dies on you?
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607. Why would he do this, huh?
I mean, he had everything.
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608. A house. Cars. Women.
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609. This is tragic.
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610. I don't understand why he couldn't wait
until Monday to kill himself.
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611. Look, we have to call the police.
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612. And how am I going to get back
to the city? He promised me a ride.
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613. Knock it off, Larry.
Who cares about a ride?
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614. We're talking death here.
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615. I mean, this is just my luck.
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616. I finally catch a break at the office,
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617. finally see some light
at the end of the tunnel and wham! Gone!
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618. Wait a minute.
What am I going to tell them, huh?
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619. They might think
we had something to do with it.
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620. You know, I told everyone we were going
to Bernie's house for the weekend.
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621. They were so jealous. I mean, I loved it.
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622. - Now what am I gonna tell them?
- I don't know.
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623. Bernie, you should've
been on the court.
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624. - What a great day.
- Do you see him?
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625. Where are you?
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626. Bernie!
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627. Bernie, baby,
get off your ass. It's party time!
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628. You should have been out there
sailing with us today.
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629. The sun was fabulous, the wind was
fabulous, we had a great time.
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630. - Oh, hi, guys.
- Hi.
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631. Love you, darling, just love you.
You know, you could use a little sun.
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632. We're going again tomorrow,
if you want to go.
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633. Lie on the deck, catch those rays.
Don't worry. I'll help myself.
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634. Um... He's dead.
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635. That's the idea, isn't it? Cheers.
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636. - Hi, Bern!
- Hey, Bernie.
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637. Hi, Bernie.
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638. Hey, dude. You need to pump some iron.
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639. So, Bernie. What about your Porsche?
Had a chance to think about my offer?
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640. You know, $30,000 is a more than
decent price for that car.
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641. You just think about it, take your time,
don't rush into anything. See you later.
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642. Excuse me.
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643. WOHarvey, you promised me a review
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644. on the front page
of the Sunday Times book section.
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645. I know, Alice, but he won't bend on it.
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646. He says there's no interest
in the subject matter.
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647. - No interest in the...
- Pardon me. What's the book about?
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648. Whether Sherlock Holmes
and Dr. Watson were secretly married.
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649. - Eyes, nose, and breasts.
- How much?
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650. A little tuck here,
little sand there, a little lift there.
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651. - Do I need that much?
- These people.
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652. Where did all these people come from?
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653. Floating party. Happens every weekend.
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654. - Like a drink?
- No, thanks.
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655. Yeah, I'd love some champagne, thanks.
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656. Hey, Bernie. What a radical party.
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657. Got to move your workout
to late tomorrow afternoon, B.
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658. Liza's maid is over for the weekend,
and I had to give her your regular time.
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659. - Thanks, Klaus. I got it.
- See you, Bern.
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660. Ahhh...
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661. Feels good, eh, Bern?
You're really loose.
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662. Never seen you this relaxed before.
Keep it up.
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663. I've got to go. Duty calls.
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664. Hey, babe.
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665. Hi, Bernie. I hear you
got something for me.
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666. A little present?
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667. Playing games, are we?
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668. It's gotta be in here somewhere.
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669. I think I found something.
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670. Thanks a lot, Bernie.
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671. Doesn't anyone realize he's dead?
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672. Okay, Bernie, I'm gonna shoot the wad.
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673. I can't believe I'm doing this.
I'm gonna go $40,000.
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674. No? You'll be begging me.
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675. We have to call the police.
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676. Oh, hi. Here.
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677. - Some of the biggest producers.
- Yeah?
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678. Mm- hm. Loved my record.
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679. - Hello, is this the police? Yes...
- Rich, I got an idea.
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680. Now, I know it's gonna sound funny,
but just hear me out.
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681. No, Larry, why is the hair on the back
of my neck starting to stand up?
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682. Okay, now, we could call the police,
we could do that,
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683. but you know where we'd be
spending our weekend
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684. in some hot police station answering
questions we don't know the answers to.
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685. Now, obviously Bernie felt
he owed us something here,
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686. some small, little favor for discovering
those mistakes at the company.
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687. That's why he invited us out here
for the weekend in the first place.
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688. Seems to me, it'd be almost disrespectful
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689. not to grant him his final wish.
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690. All I'm saying is,
why don't we just pretend he didn't die?
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691. Just for a bit?
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692. I don't believe I'm hearing this.
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693. No, Richard, I loved that man.
He loved me.
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694. I know he loved you.
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695. He'd want this.
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696. I mean, he would really want this.
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697. Yes, operator, can you get me
the police, please? Thank you.
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698. Incidentally, you're
a disgusting human being.
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699. Gwen.
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700. - Well, hello, Gwen.
- Wayne. Hi.
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701. Hampton Bay Police Department.
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702. - Hello? Hello?
- Um...
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703. It's amazing.
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704. - Hello, this is the police department.
- I'll call the police.
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705. No, you know, you were right.
Bernie would have wanted it this way.
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706. No, Richard, I think
we should call the police.
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707. Larry, just give me ten minutes, okay?
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708. Take 20.
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709. - Hi.
- Hi, Freda.
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710. Darling, you look wonderful.
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711. Forty- five thousand.
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712. Plus free tennis lessons.
That's it, take it or leave it.
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713. Bernie?
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714. Bernie?
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715. Is this guy a tough
negotiator or what, huh?
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716. Keep the piece of shit.
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717. Oh, what a bash.
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718. Oh! Bernie, you animal.
You're insatiable.
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719. - You slay me, Bernie.
- Bernie, I've got to talk to you.
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720. Uh, Bernie is a little wasted right now.
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721. Hi. Wait. Okay.
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722. I can't blame you if you
never want to speak to me again.
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723. If I were you, I wouldn't want
to speak to me, either.
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724. But I just want to tell you I'm sorry
for being such a jerk last night.
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725. I don't know what got into me.
I hope you can forgive me.
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726. It was kind of funny, seeing your father
in his underwear and everything.
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727. - So you do forgive me?
- No, but it was kind of funny.
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728. I'll never lie again. Honest.
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729. So what are you doing here?
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730. Well, Mr. Lomax invited me
and my friend Larry for the weekend.
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731. - Oh, moving up in the company?
- Yeah.
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732. I saw this great play.
Yeah, it's called...
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733. You're on your own for a minute here.
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734. Great writer.
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735. Well, hello.
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736. I'm Larry.
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737. Fuck off, Larry.
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738. Okay.
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739. Oh, by the way, how's your aunt?
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740. - Who?
- Your aunt?
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741. - Oh, she passed away.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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742. Oh, it's all right.
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743. Didn't you say you'd be spending
this weekend with your parents?
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744. Yes, I did. I am.
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745. - They have a house here.
- Great.
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746. There's Bernie. I wanted to thank him
for my summer job.
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747. I'll be right back.
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748. No!
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749. What?
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750. Nothing.
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751. Go see Bernie about it. Go see Bernie.
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752. - Oh, Gwen, darling, how are you?
- Fine, thank you.
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753. Have I ever told you
I never liked the name Gwen on you?
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754. To me you'll always be Vanessa.
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755. Her father and I,
we went to Harvard together.
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756. You're probably right. Oh, Bernie...
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757. Here we go, sugar,
move it over, okay, baby?
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758. Asshole!
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759. I don't understand why
we have to move him.
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760. Oh, don't ask me any questions, Lar.
Just move him.
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761. Here we go. Ready?
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762. I can't believe I'm touching a dead body.
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763. He was your boss.
Come on, let's go. Whoa!
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764. - Ha, ha! What a kidder.
- Bernie, you had a little too much.
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765. Come on, you had too much again,
you big knucklehead.
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766. Come on, let's go.
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767. Come on. He is crazy.
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768. Here we go. Walk it off, big guy.
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769. Nice outfit.
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770. Look even nicer
crumpled up on my floor in the morning.
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771. Polyester doesn't crumple.
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772. - Here we go. That's it, Bernie.
- Hi, Bernie.
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773. - Just like last week, huh?
- Come on.
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774. Bernie! Bernie? All right. Okay.
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775. Look me in the eye. Fifty thousand.
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776. Yes, yes, yes! I knew it!
Thank you, Bernie!
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777. Thank you so much.
This guy is like family.
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778. You're beautiful!
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779. Grab him. Larry. Larry! Bernie...
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780. - Jesus.
- Oh, God.
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781. - Hi, boys. Great view.
- Hello, there. How are you?
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782. I give it an 8.3.
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783. Um, Larry, we can't just
leave him there, you know.
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784. Richard...
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785. Girl. Beach. Sand. Surf. Moonlight.
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786. You ever see Here to Eternity, Rich?
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787. You're right. We better get him.
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788. - Thirty minutes. Then we call the cops.
- Not a second more.
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789. Ladies, how are you?
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790. Hi.
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791. Are we allowed to talk or anything?
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792. Why did you leave the party?
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793. I just don't feel comfortable
with most of those people.
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794. I don't really know any of those people.
I just know... knew... know... Bernie.
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795. Besides, I figure
I can thank Bernie tomorrow.
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796. You know, when there's more privacy.
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797. Uh- huh. Where are we going?
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798. There's a beautiful view from up there.
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799. Oh, great.
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800. Ever been in a lighthouse before?
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801. No, this is my first time. This is great.
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802. Does anybody live up there?
A lighthouse keeper or someone?
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803. No, it's all automated now. Come on.
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804. That kind of takes some
of the romance out of it.
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805. Does it?
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806. - You all right?
- Oh, yeah.
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807. - You're right. This is beautiful.
- Yeah.
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808. My God, you can see
the whole island from up here.
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809. You know, I've always wondered
how these things work.
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810. Richard, don't.
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811. - I can't see!
- Watch out for the trap...
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812. door.
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813. Oh, my God.
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814. Oh... Ow... Oh...
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815. - That one works.
- Richard? Richard.
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816. - Are you okay?
- Oh, fine, yeah.
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817. - Are you sure?
- I fell down a couple of stairs.
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818. - Anything broken?
- Nothing's broken.
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819. - Are you sure?
- A little pain, but I'm all right.
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820. - I'm fine. How are you?
- I'm good.
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821. Here. Hold on.
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822. The good news is, I can see again.
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823. - I'm so sorry, Richard.
- No, it's okay, really.
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824. I've always wanted a limp.
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825. I must thank you.
This has been a great date.
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826. I hope my major medical covers it.
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827. What?
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828. I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh,
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829. but the look on your face
when you fell through the trapdoor.
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830. I think I've got a cracked rib.
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831. - Do you want to sit down?
- No.
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832. No, I better not. The way things are
going, I'm gonna break my ass.
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833. - You'll be okay.
- Okay.
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834. Okay.
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835. I've had a crush on you
since the first day I saw you at work.
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836. I'm crazy about you.
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837. This is so right.
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838. Oh, my God.
This can't be happening to me.
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839. It's happening to both of us.
You're right. It's so right.
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840. No. This isn't right, it's all wrong.
Not here in the sand.
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841. - What?
- You deserve more than this.
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842. You need music, flowers, candles.
You need...
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843. - You need to get out of here.
- Oh! Are you kidding me?
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844. No, I'm very serious.
You could catch a cold.
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845. - Where do you live?
- Dune Walk.
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846. Larry! Larry!
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847. Larry!
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848. Oh, my God, are you dead, too?
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849. Mister? Hello?
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850. Oh, Jesus. What is it with this place?
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851. Larry! Hello?
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852. Hey! How are you? Party's over.
You have to go home now.
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853. - Where's Bernie?
- He's swimming.
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854. I had a wonderful time.
I'm sorry I had to leave so early.
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855. Have fun. See you at the next one.
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856. Larry! Larry!
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857. Larry! Larry, are you in there?
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858. - Come on out, Lar. Right now.
Go away.
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859. I need to talk to you!
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860. Can you just give me 30 seconds?
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861. Bernie is waiting for us.
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862. Look, Bernie isn't going anywhere, okay?
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863. I need you, Lar.
Bernie, he needs you, too.
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864. Unbelievable.
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865. How am I supposed to know that
the tide is gonna come up that high?
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866. I don't want to talk about it.
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867. I don't understand why
this is becoming all my fault.
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868. Bernie!
- Shit.
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869. - Did you invite somebody over?
- Of course not.
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870. Well, somebody's here.
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871. Let's just shove him in the bedroom,
we'll say he's sleeping.
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872. Bernie, you cheat!
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873. You liar!
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874. Bernie, open up.
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875. Damn you, Bernie.
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876. Don't do this to me! Bernie!
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877. Bernie!
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878. Where the hell are you,
you son of a bitch?
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879. I got you now, you two- timing bastard!
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880. Who the hell are you? Where's Bernie?
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881. We're Bernie's houseguests. Who are you?
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882. I'm his woman.
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883. And I'll kill him if he's cheating on me.
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884. Where the hell is he? And don't try
to cover up for him, either.
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885. - He's not here.
- Haven't seen him.
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886. I don't believe you.
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887. I don't... I...
I'm gonna tear this place apart.
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888. - That's his woman?
- I guess so.
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889. - Where the hell is he?
- He's in the bedroom.
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890. Is that so?
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891. Well, he better be alone.
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892. Oh!
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893. - God damn it.
- Fun while it lasted, huh?
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894. What difference does it make?
We might as well get this over with.
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895. You know, this is good. She discovers
the body, she calls the police.
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896. Fix me a drink, will you?
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897. Oh, I hate it when they scream.
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898. Oh, no!
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899. What gives? She has been up there,
what, 10, 15 minutes?
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900. I don't get it.
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901. Got a little scotch?
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902. Sure.
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903. - Did everything go okay up there?
- Never been better.
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904. Oh, good.
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905. How do you like that?
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906. The guy gets laid more dead
than I do alive.
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907. No, she couldn't have.
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908. He couldn't have.
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909. I get yelled at when I just lay there.
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910. Vito, I'm telling you, Lomax is alive.
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911. She was with him for at least
a half an hour... in the bedroom.
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912. Bedroom? What were they
doing in the bedroom?
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913. I'd rather not say.
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914. What the hell happened to Paulie?
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915. Yeah, maybe Paulie
is rustier than we thought.
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916. - Well...
- What a night.
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917. Great, isn't it? It isn't over yet.
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918. Oh, it is for me. I'm dead.
No offense, Bernie.
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919. I just gotta lie down for a minute.
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920. Suit yourself. Whatever you like.
I'm going on to find the next party.
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921. Okay. Just wake me up when you get back.
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922. - Okay, sure. Whatever you like.
- Because I got to call the cops.
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923. - Of course you do. In the morning.
- When I have a clear head.
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924. Okay. Good night, buddy.
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925. Don't forget to... wake me up.
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926. I made these a little sweeter this time.
Okay, Bernie?
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927. God, it's glorious out, huh?
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928. Here we go, my friend.
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929. This should do it.
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930. Okay. How did you do here?
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931. Ooh, Oriental?
Ouch, I think I own that one.
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932. With hotel... Oh, five- fifty.
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933. Give me six, we'll call it square.
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934. Hey, Bernie, Larry.
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935. Great party last night, Bernie.
Your best ever.
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936. Ladies! Hello. How are you today?
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937. - Great.
- Fine.
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938. - Are we doing it again today?
- Oh, absolutely. You know we are.
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939. - Great. We'll see you later, guys.
- Bye- bye.
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940. Bye- bye, ladies. We'll see you later.
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941. Is this great or what?
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942. Okay, coming out. My turn. Shooter now.
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943. Yes! Free parking. Five hundred for me.
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944. Bastard!
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945. I own it. Okay, that is 24...
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946. I own them all, $46, my friend.
Call it 50.
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947. Thank you. My turn. Here we go.
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948. Lucky seven coming out.
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949. Shit.
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950. One more you get out of jail free.
All right. Fine. Your turn. I'll roll.
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951. Here we go. Coming out.
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952. Ah! Community Chest.
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953. "Second prize in a beauty contest."
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954. - What are you doing?
- Playing Monopoly. You want to play?
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955. - No.
- Here we go.
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956. - How did he get down here?
- He walked.
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957. - He walked?
- Say good morning.
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958. Oh, God. You're just a sick man, Larry.
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959. - What time is it?
- It's 11:30.
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960. - 11:30?
- Uh- huh.
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961. You let me sleep till 11:30? I have...
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962. - When did you get a Rolex?
- Oh, this.
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963. Uh...
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964. - Good God!
- He didn't need it anymore.
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965. That's it. That's it.
We're gonna go to jail.
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966. They're gonna arrest us.
I'm calling the cops.
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967. You know, I wanted to
call them yesterday, my friend.
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968. He's very upset. Richard, look.
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969. Let me just say one thing here.
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970. There is no reason
to get pissy about this.
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971. Hello. Hello?
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972. - Richard?
- Ooh, it's for you.
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973. - Gwen.
- Hi.
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974. What are you doing here?
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975. Uh...
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976. I just came by to talk to Bernie.
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977. I didn't get
a chance to last night, so...
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978. Oh, no you don't. Bernie and I
are in a very big business meeting.
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979. - Now?
- Yes.
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980. Bernie has such little time,
so can you come back later?
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981. Wait a minute.
What happened to Mr. Romantic?
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982. - Candlelight? Flowers?
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
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983. But Bernie is tied up right now.
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984. - It's a bad time.
- What is going on, Richard?
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985. Okay. I'll tell you.
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986. I probably shouldn't,
I know I shouldn't, but...
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987. At this point, why not? Mr. Lomax is...
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988. Mr. Lomax is…
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989. My boss. I work for him
at the insurance company. Anyway...
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990. Oh, Bernie,
you're starting to peel.
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991. Better get you out of the sun, huh?
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992. Here we go.
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993. And we were really looking forward
to coming out here
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994. when we got here, Mr. Lomax...
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995. Bernie was
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996. dead.
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997. - Dead.
- Mmm.
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998. Like your said your
mother and father were dead.
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999. - And your aunt, she's dead, too?
- Different kind of dead.
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1000. You son of a bitch. I got you.
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1001. Then how come I saw Bernie
with you and your friend at the party?
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1002. Because...
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1003. You don't believe me?
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1004. Okay, I'm gonna prove it to you. Come on.
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1005. - Richard...
- This is not gonna be fun.
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1006. Ah.
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1007. I know you think I'm crazy, but...
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1008. - Uh... uh...
- Mm- hm.
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1009. Well?
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1010. - Where's Bernie?
- Oh, hello!
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1011. - Bernie. Where's Bernie?
- He went for more daiquiri mix.
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1012. No, he didn't! No, he didn't.
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1013. Richard, I don't know what
this game is you're playing,
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1014. but this is ridiculous. I'm out of here.
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1015. Gwen, I'm not playing any games with you.
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1016. I'm telling you the truth! Bernie's here.
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1017. Where is Bernie? Hmm?
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1018. What, you bastard,
did you do with Bernie?
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1019. I'm phoning the police.
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1020. There's no dial tone. With 97 buttons...
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1021. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's your house?
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1022. It's on the point,
top of the dune.
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1023. Where is the off button?
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1024. Look, Paulie, just
don't kill them while I'm around.
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1025. Bernie, we're on a phone here.
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1026. You're right.
You're right.
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1027. - Play that back.
- I just got it stopped.
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1028. Richard, play it back, please.
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1029. Hey, Lomax, it's Paulie.
I just got to the island.
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1030. You're early.
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1031. Those two little schmucks
aren't coming until the 6:00 ferry
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1032. - and I still have to plant the note.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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1033. - So where's your house?
- It's on the point, top of the dune.
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1034. Look, Paulie
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1035. - don't kill them while I'm around.
- Bernie, we're on the phone here.
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1036. You're right, you're right.
Okay, I'm sorry.
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1037. Look, the point is, I just want to be
back in New York with an alibi, okay?
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1038. Yeah, don't worry about it.
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1039. We were on the 6:00 ferry.
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1040. And we're two schmucks.
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1041. - Kill us?
- Lomax?
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1042. Bernie is gonna have us killed?
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1043. Kill us?
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1044. - Why?
- I don't know. I...
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1045. Unless he's the one who's been
stealing from the company.
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1046. Son of a bitch. He's gonna kill me!
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1047. I liked the guy.
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1048. Okay. Okay.
He said something about a note, right?
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1049. - I know, Richard.
- Let's find it.
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1050. Bernie, you lying swine.
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1051. - Holy crap!
- What?
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1052. Larry...
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1053. - There's a $100,000 here, easy.
- This is the note. Listen.
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1054. "Richard Parker and I
stole this money from the company…"
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1055. "To pay for my sex change operation."
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1056. - What?
- That's what it says.
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1057. "Now he tells me he loves someone else.
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1058. I can't live with that,
and neither will he."
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1059. It's got my name on it.
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1060. Oh, God.
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1061. Son of a bitch. It's not bad enough
that he's trying to kill me,
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1062. now he's turning me into a drag queen.
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1063. Why couldn't he say you were
gonna have a sex change operation?
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1064. - It doesn't matter.
- It does matter, Richard.
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1065. - I've a reputation to protect here.
- For Christ's sakes, Larry!
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1066. No one is going
to have a sex change operation.
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1067. Oh, yeah. I got to call the cops.
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1068. - Operator.
- Operator, the police, please.
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1069. You mean Ed?
He's out on the beach somewhere.
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1070. When do you expect Ed back,
because it's a bit of an emergency.
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1071. I don't know. Wanna leave a message?
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1072. - Yeah. Help!
- Okay...
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1073. Let's get out of here.
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1074. We have to get off this island,
and maybe not get killed doing it.
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1075. - Wait a minute.
- Tell me you have a brilliant idea.
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1076. - I have an idea.
- What is it?
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1077. Lomax told whoever he was talking to
not to kill us if he's around, right?
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1078. Yeah, but Lomax is dead.
He's not around anybody anymore.
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1079. I know that. You know that.
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1080. - Nobody else knows that. Huh?
- Ahh! Where's Bernie?
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1081. Right there.
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1082. There's no Bernie.
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1083. He's gotta to be, Rich.
I dumped him here myself.
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1084. Where is he?
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1085. - Larry.
- What?
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1086. - Excuse me.
- Hey, kid.
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1087. - What are you doing?
- What do you want?
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1088. - You little brat!
- What are you doing?
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1089. Get out of there.
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1090. - What the hell are you doing?
- You can't do that.
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1091. This is private property.
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1092. - You're talking to me?
Yeah.
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1093. - Well, shut up.
- Who are you... You lousy...
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1094. You better be gone
by the time we get there.
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1095. - Scram! Get out of here!
- You little bastard.
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1096. How'd you like to kiss this?
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1097. - We have bigger problems.
- Kiss my ass.
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1098. - What kind of home training is that?
- He buried all of Bernie.
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1099. - Jesus.
- Come on.
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1100. Jesus.
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1101. Come on.
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1102. Good thing for you, you're dead, pal.
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1103. I actually felt sorry for you,
you rat shit.
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1104. He looks good enough. Let's go.
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1105. - Uh- oh. Larry.
- What?
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1106. Jesus. I never knew he wore a toupee.
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1107. How do you like that?
You can hardly tell.
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1108. Who cares? What are we gonna do about
it? We can't take him out like this.
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1109. The killer might not know
it's Bernie and shoot us.
Copy !req
1110. So long, Lar,
it has been fun but... not really.
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1111. Goodbye, Rich.
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1112. Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is...
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1113. Jesus.
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1114. Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is...
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1115. You little bastard.
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1116. - Get back here, you little monster.
- Never mind him.
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1117. I'm gonna rip your gums out!
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1118. - I'm gonna get that little kid.
- What are we gonna do with Bernie?
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1119. Ah!
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1120. Oh, boy.
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1121. Come on, Bernie. Up.
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1122. Put it on him. Put it on him. Huh?
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1123. Oh. Brilliant.
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1124. - Sambuca on the rocks.
- Yes, sir.
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1125. Okay! Here we go. Ready. Up.
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1126. You take him down. I'll get the cart.
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1127. Hey, Bernie! Bernie! Hey!
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1128. Bernie, wait a minute.
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1129. - That guy talking to us?
- Who cares? Get out of here.
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1130. Bernie, I've got to talk to you.
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1131. Bernie! Bernie, come on!
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1132. - Hey, Bernie. Looking good.
- Hi.
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1133. - Hi, Bernie.
- Hello.
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1134. - Great party last night, Bern.
- How are you?
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1135. Bernie, I've got to talk to you!
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1136. - Jesus. He's behind us.
- Hmm?
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1137. Shit! Is that the killer?
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1138. How do I know, Richard?
Should I stop and ask him?
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1139. No. Just drive. Just go.
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1140. Bernie, I gotta talk to you!
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1141. - Doesn't this thing go any faster?
- This is it.
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1142. We gotta talk! Bernie!
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1143. - What about our arrangement?
- Come on, Larry. Move it!
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1144. Hey, Bernie. The Maserati.
I painted it black for you.
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1145. Bernie! The Maserati!
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1146. Huh?
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1147. Ferry's gonna leave.
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1148. Hold it! Wait! Stop this for a second.
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1149. Let's go.
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1150. Rich! Grab him. Grab a leg.
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1151. Wait, wait, wait!
We can't just drag him in.
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1152. - He's got to look like he's alive.
- Okay, okay, okay...
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1153. Idea.
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1154. Okay!
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1155. Your right leg on three, ready?
Here we go. One, two, three, go.
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1156. - Hold the boat!
- Got it? Hold the boat.
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1157. Hold that boat.
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1158. Hold it.
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1159. - Hi, Bern.
- How are you doing?
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1160. Hold the boat!
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1161. Hold the boat, please.
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1162. Hold on. We'll be right there.
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1163. We're coming.
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1164. Come on, Bern.
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1165. Hold it. Hold it.
Hold the boat.
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1166. Shit! What do we do?
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1167. Stop the boat! Stop the boat!
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1168. Look at this fool.
He wants to get off, we want to get on.
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1169. I'm gonna kill you.
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1170. - What?
- That's right, the good news is,
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1171. you don't have to worry
about anybody else murdering you,
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1172. because I'm gonna do it.
This was all your fault.
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1173. - We'll die on this crummy island.
- Let me remind you, pal,
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1174. you're the one who did the extra work
on the goddamn computer.
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1175. Schmuck, if it wasn't for me,
you'd be fired six months ago.
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1176. You can't even work the coffee machine.
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1177. "Come on, Larry, a little
brown- nosing, ass kissing,
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1178. to work our way
up that corporate ladder."
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1179. Why can't you be a lazy shit like I am?
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1180. Somebody...
Somebody talk to the captain!
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1181. - Well...
- Okay.
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1182. - Let's go.
- I'm sorry.
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1183. Please.
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1184. Somebody talk to the captain!
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1185. - I'm sorry, but we're still gonna die.
- Not as long as Bernie's with us.
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1186. Great, I hope the killer
keeps that in mind.
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1187. Larry, please tell me
how we're gonna get off this island.
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1188. - We got a boat.
- What boat?
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1189. Lomax's boat.
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1190. - Tawny brought the keys back, remember?
- Right. Okay.
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1191. You go and get 'em,
I'll stay here with Bernie.
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1192. I ain't going anywhere without Bernie.
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1193. You go back, get the keys.
I'll stay with Bernie.
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1194. Okay, we'll all go back to the house.
We'll all get the goddamn keys.
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1195. - We'll all stay with Bernie.
- Fine.
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1196. Hurry up.
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1197. Move it.
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1198. Hold it, hold up.
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1199. Okay. The keys.
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1200. - Here they are.
- Got it. Let's go.
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1201. Oh, my God, Richard!
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1202. - Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- It's the killer.
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1203. - Get the door.
- Shh. Shh...
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1204. Quiet.
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1205. Lock it.
I can't lock it.
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1206. All I got it the key to the boat.
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1207. - Kitchen.
- No, no, no, there's no door.
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1208. - Back door.
- Okay.
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1209. Okay, don't panic. Don't panic.
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1210. Do something, Rich.
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1211. I got Bernie, you get the guy.
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1212. Do something, Rich.
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1213. Get him, Rich.
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1214. You in here, Lomax? You little bastard.
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1215. You jerk.
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1216. Kick me in the ass.
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1217. It's my turn now.
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1218. Got him, Lar.
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1219. There's another one.
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1220. He's got a knife.
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1221. Mr. Lomax?
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1222. What the hell?
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1223. - You can come out now, Rambo.
- You sure, Rich?
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1224. Good job.
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1225. - Two killers.
- Hey, anybody could be the killer.
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1226. Jesus, we gotta get rid of them.
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1227. Yeah, let's shove 'em
in the kitchen pantry.
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1228. I don't know why
I have to carry the heavy guy.
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1229. Okay, got it?
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1230. - Yeah.
- Get his legs.
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1231. - Hey, hey, Larry, let me out!
- Whew!
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1232. Okay.
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1233. Here comes Bernie.
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1234. - Hey, hey, hey!
- Coming through!
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1235. There it is. Stop.
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1236. - Okay, okay...
- Hi, guys.
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1237. Okay, ready? On three, here we go.
One, two, three.
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1238. Let's go.
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1239. Okay. Untie us.
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1240. Okay?
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1241. - Give me the keys.
- Have you ever driven a boat before?
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1242. I was born on a boat.
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1243. This is a fancy boat.
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1244. Okay. All right.
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1245. - Push something.
- I am, Richard.
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1246. - Nothing's happening.
- I know.
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1247. - Push something else.
- Something's happening.
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1248. Something's definitely happening here.
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1249. Wait a minute, hold on.
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1250. Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
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1251. Okay. Okay.
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1252. - I know it's here.
- Just keep pressing those buttons.
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1253. I'm pressing. I pressed that button.
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1254. - Nothing is happening, Larry.
- I know that.
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1255. - Did you try the key?
- Don't insult my intelligence.
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1256. - Try the key again.
- Fine.
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1257. See that?
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1258. - Here we go!
- We're going homer.
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1259. - Give it some gas now.
- Giving it gas.
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1260. - Gas.
- Gas.
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1261. - Nothing's happening.
- More gas.
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1262. - More gas.
- Come on, a little more gas.
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1263. We're not moving. Why aren't we moving?
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1264. - I don't know.
- That's it. That's all we got.
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1265. Larry, you said you've done this before.
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1266. It's different than my boat, okay?
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1267. Ugh.
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1268. - Don't panic. Don't panic.
- Stop the boat, Larry!
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1269. Whoa, stop!
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1270. Back it up.
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1271. We got it.
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1272. - What's going on?
- That's illegal.
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1273. - What you're doing is illegal.
- You have a nice day now, okay!
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1274. Are you nuts?
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1275. - Got it now. Moving forward. Hold on.
- Oh, shit!
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1276. Hey! Larry! Larry!
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1277. Sorry, Rich. Coming back.
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1278. Coming around.
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1279. Why is this happening to me?
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1280. Coming back.
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1281. - Here we are.
- Stop the boat. Idiot.
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1282. Stop the boat!
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1283. - Where... Where are the brakes?
- Boats don't have brakes, Captain.
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1284. You're kidding. How do they stop?
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1285. Throw the anchor. The anchor, throw it.
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1286. - They're headed for us.
- Here we go.
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1287. Whatever you're doing, don't.
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1288. Sorry.
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1289. You broke my watch.
You broke my watch, Larry.
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1290. Mine still works.
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1291. You better put that thing
back on the dead body.
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1292. Drive the boat, Richard.
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1293. The cops are gonna take
our fat heads to jail.
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1294. My God. Look at them.
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1295. Ladies, how are you?
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1296. Hello, Betty.
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1297. God! Just once,
I'd like a woman like that.
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1298. Let's party.
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1299. Turn the boat! Turn the boat!
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1300. Watch the fishermen! Fishermen!
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1301. - Watch the wake!
- Duck!
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1302. Watch the wake, Richard!
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1303. This is tougher than it looks.
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1304. You're doing very well, Richard.
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1305. - Sorry I snapped at you.
- No, it's okay.
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1306. I've never been chased by a killer
before, you know?
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1307. It's all right. You're doing very well.
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1308. - Why is everybody waving at us?
- I'm popular.
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1309. - I see.
- Hey, Bernie, showing off again?
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1310. Oh, God. What the hell are those things?
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1311. Those are obviously
channel markers, Richard.
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1312. Obviously. Okay, wise ass, do you know
what side I'm supposed to pass on?
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1313. That I don't know. Just stay close.
What else can happen here?
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1314. Oh, I've got no idea.
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1315. - Serpentine.
- Is that close enough?
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1316. - Do you hear something?
- Uh- uh.
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1317. - There it is again.
- Yeah.
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1318. - I wonder what that is?
- What is that?
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1319. - Man overboard.
- What?
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1320. - Stop the boat.
- Oh... Bernie!
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1321. He's got nice form.
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1322. I don't know.
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1323. - I'm trying to drive a boat.
- You're doing well.
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1324. Trying to get us off this island of hell.
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1325. You had maybe one job to do.
Watch a dead body.
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1326. - Well, let's not argue about it.
- Jesus.
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1327. - You were the one who tied him up.
- Don't blame this all on me.
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1328. - Oh, my God.
- What?
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1329. You've lost my sunglasses.
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1330. Whoa!
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1331. What are you doing?
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1332. I haven't got a clue.
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1333. - I don't believe this.
- What?
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1334. Lar... we're out of gas.
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1335. Paddling...
in the Atlantic Ocean
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1336. - on a dead body.
- Rich, I'm getting swimmer's ear.
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1337. This is now the perfect weekend.
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1338. It started when I almost broke my leg
jumping on a moving ferry.
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1339. I get to this beautiful beach
and my host... Sorry, he's dead.
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1340. Where's the... Oh! Hampton Island.
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1341. Checkers. Excuse me, sir.
Is this your launch?
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1342. - Come on, let's go.
- Don't rush.
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1343. Come on, come on.
Can you put a little snap in it, fellas?
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1344. Okay, Cappy.
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1345. Whoa.
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1346. Hold on, you damn fool.
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1347. - I fell down a lighthouse.
I had a corpse wash up...
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1348. next to me on the shore.
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1349. And then I find out that my dead boss
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1350. is not only a thief, he wants to kill me.
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1351. I almost drown.
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1352. The girl of my dreams
now thinks I'm a raving lunatic.
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1353. You mean what's- her- name?
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1354. And, now, we're going back
to the house of death.
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1355. - Great weekend, huh?
- Great weekend!
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1356. Just get here as fast as you can.
Thanks, Ed.
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1357. Police is on the way.
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1358. Can just lock ourselves in
until they get here?
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1359. I hate it when he stares at me like that.
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1360. Let's go.
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1361. Okay, put him in his bathroom.
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1362. - Bernie's picked up a little weight.
- What do you expect?
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1363. He's been soaking in the ocean
for two hours.
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1364. Made a damn good
float though, huh?
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1365. Richard?
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1366. Richard, are you in here?
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1367. Richard?
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1368. Richard?
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1369. Gwen! It's Gwen.
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1370. Hi, Gwen.
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1371. You know, you've got to be
the weirdest guy I've ever met.
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1372. You told me Bernie was dead, right?
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1373. I just saw you with him.
What's your explanation this time?
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1374. Gwen! I don't mean to be rude,
but get the hell out of here.
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1375. No, I'm not going anywhere
until you tell me what is going on.
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1376. Listen to me! You're in danger here,
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1377. - leave unless you want to get shot.
- Oh, God, yeah, yeah, yeah...
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1378. Look, honey, Lomax is dead,
somebody is trying to kill us.
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1379. Can we stay at your house
until the cops come or what?
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1380. It's just Bernie.
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1381. Shh. Gwen... listen to me.
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1382. We didn't do this to him.
Do we look like we could kill someone?
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1383. Listen, honey, have a drink, relax.
You'll be fine.
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1384. Let me rephrase that.
Do I look like I could kill someone?
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1385. What is going on in there?
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1386. - Which one of you bastards hit me?
- Son of a bitch.
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1387. You want to get your butt kicked?
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1388. I can explain.
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1389. Company.
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1390. I didn't see anything.
I was looking at my watch.
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1391. I'm blind.
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1392. It's empty.
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1393. That's right. But this ain't.
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1394. Let's go!
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1395. Run! Move it! This way!
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1396. - It's locked!
- Mister, what are you doing?
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1397. - We're friends of Bernie's.
- I hate Bernie's friends.
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1398. - Aah!
- This way.
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1399. To the bedroom. Up here, come on!
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1400. - Come on, let's go.
- Up, up, up, up!
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1401. You're dead meat,
you little bastards.
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1402. Aah!
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1403. - Now I'm really mad!
- Wait.
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1404. - What?
- You take Gwen, you go hide...
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1405. I'll let him chase me,
you try and call the cops, okay?
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1406. Okay? That's it? No arguments?
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1407. I'll get youse, one by one!
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1408. There's no place to hide!
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1409. I'm gonna die.
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1410. You kicked me, you bastard!
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1411. Shit! Out of bullets.
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1412. Sit the hell down!
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1413. - Hang on, Lar!
- I got him, Rich!
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1414. - Coming! Coming!
- I got him.
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1415. Get off.
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1416. - Hang on, Lar.
- I got him, Rich, I got him.
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1417. Stand up. Fight like a man.
Come on. Put them up, you chicken.
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1418. Watch this, Richard.
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1419. - All right, Lar.
- Huh?
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1420. Fists of steel.
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1421. Bernie? Bernie, let go of me.
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1422. I always liked you, Bernie.
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1423. Bernie!
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1424. - I got it, thanks.
- No, no, just a little closer.
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1425. Just get the two of us.
Get the handshake in, okay?
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1426. Wait a minute. I think I blinked. Did I
blink? I think I blinked a second there.
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1427. - He blinked.
- He blinked. I saw him.
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1428. Make sure he's wrapped up good.
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1429. Wait a minute.
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1430. I didn't kill him.
He's not dead.
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1431. I tried to kill him.
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1432. - Look at him. He's alive.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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1433. - He's not dead. He's alive.
- Move it.
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1434. That man is alive!
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1435. Well, now what?
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1436. Now I'm gonna take a week off.
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1437. You're taking a vacation?
The man who won't take a coffee break?
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1438. Gwen invited me to stay with her.
What am I gonna say?
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1439. You're kidding me. You invited him?
You fool. That's fabulous.
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1440. You deserve it, Richard.
The company owes you.
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1441. Just a couple of days
until Gwen leaves for school.
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1442. There's plenty of room
if you want to stay, Lar.
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1443. Me? Oh, no, thanks.
I'll just tough it out here at Bernie's.
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1444. I hear the party Saturday night is
better than Friday, actually.
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1445. Hey, what's going on? What's happened?
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1446. Didn't you hear?
Bernie Lomax got killed.
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1447. - No.
- Yeah.
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1448. - Did you go to that party last night?
- No.
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1449. Lawrence, you done real good.
I'm proud of you.
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1450. Yeah, I did okay, huh? Surprised myself.
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1451. You did great, Rich.
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1452. Oh, hi, Bernie.
See you at the party tonight.
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1453. What?
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1454. What did she say?
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1455. Hey, mister, can I bury you?
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1456. Great!
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