1. Oh, God.
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2. Hiya, Richard?
Hot enough for you?
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3. Yeah.
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4. Hey, hey...
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5. Hey, what are you doing?
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6. You dummy, why don't you watch
where you're going?
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7. Does this look like 10:00,
or does this look like 10:30?
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8. - Morning, Richard!
- Good morning.
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9. - You're a half hour late.
- Only a half hour?
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10. I'm usually 45 minutes late.
I'm early today.
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11. I see.
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12. - You gonna join me today or what?
- Coming.
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13. Give me your money and your wallets.
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14. Aw, get your ass out of here.
It's too hot.
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15. Color me old-fashioned, Rich,
but I just love the park on a Sunday.
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16. I'd love it more if we didn't have
to work today. Come on, let's go.
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17. Let me open that for you, all right?
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18. Hot enough for you, Larry?
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19. No, Harris, why don't you
turn up the heat?
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20. OK. I'll tell the engineer.
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21. Cheap bastards. Turn off
the air conditioning on the weekends.
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22. - Let's go to the beach.
- No.
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23. - We're gonna be here our whole lives.
- Yeah, I'm afraid so.
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24. - I'm going to the beach!
- Give me those papers.
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25. - The papers are going to the beach.
- We are not going to the beach.
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26. You want these?
You're coming to the beach.
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27. - I guess we're going to the beach.
- Wilson at the five.
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28. Oh, that was beautiful! Replay!
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29. Give me those papers!
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30. - Think it's safe to go in the water?
- No, better not.
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31. - You just ate. You might get cramps.
- I'll risk it.
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32. Before we
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34. let's get the latest
from Weather Central.
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35. - What is happening out there, buddy?
- (man 2) Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle,
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36. as the Big Apple
becomes the Baked Apple. Ow!
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37. You better believe that these are...
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38. Oh, Christ.
Will you shut that thing off?
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39. continues before Labor Day weekend.
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40. It is gonna be the four "Hs,"
hot, humid, hazy, and horrible.
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41. This sucks. I am so unhappy.
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42. - We should be at a real beach.
- There are no more real beaches.
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43. I mean, we could go to Jones Beach
and float around in the hospital waste.
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44. Then again Coney Island's
always real nice.
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45. We could go there and watch the fish
disintegrate in front of our eyes.
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46. - Shit.
- Wait a minute.
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47. Wait a goddamn...
Hold the phone, buddy! I got it!
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48. I got the $2 million.
Where are your pages?
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49. Get your pages.
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50. Oh, my God! You are not
gonna believe what you see!
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51. - OK.
- Turn to Page 28.
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52. Twenty-eight. Twenty-eight.
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53. Twenty-eight. Twenty-eight.
Right after 27.
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54. - Got it.
- All right? You got it?
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55. I want you to turn to Page 41 now.
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- Forty-one!
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57. - I got it.
- Check out line 18.
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58. Line 18.
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59. - OK?
- Yeah.
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60. - You see it?
- I see it.
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61. - You see it?
- What about it?
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62. You're such a stupid piece of rat shit.
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63. Hot! Hot! Hot!
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64. - Watch your step!
- I'm being barbecued here!
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65. All right. OK.
All right, buddy.
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66. - I'm gonna explain it to you real slow.
- Good.
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67. OK. There's more than one check issued
on the same life insurance policy claim.
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68. One in December of '87, another
in April of '88, and two more in June.
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69. - Making any sense?
- Yeah, he died four times.
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70. Yes. According to this,
he died four times.
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71. So somebody screwed up.
It wasn't us. Was it?
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72. No. It wasn't us.
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73. Don't you see?
We just uncovered a $2 million error.
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74. We're gonna be heroes.
We're going up the corporate ladder.
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75. - This is good for me.
- Yes, this is good for you.
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76. I think it's good for me, too.
It's good all over.
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77. I'll tell Lomax first thing
in the morning.
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78. - What page is it?
- No, Larry. Let me tell him.
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79. - We'll both tell him.
- OK. Great!
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80. There's what's-her-name.
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81. Stop staring at her.
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82. You haven't shut up about her
for two months.
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83. - Ask her out already, will you?
- No. I don't know what to say.
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84. She's a summer intern.
She'll be gone in a week.
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85. No, I've no idea what to say.
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86. - Say "Hi, I want to go out with you."
- I can't say that.
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87. - Why not?
- Have you got the time?
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88. Because there are too
many people around.
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89. It's New York City.
There are always too many people.
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90. Excuse me, miss?
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91. Oh, shit.
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92. - Good weekend, Bob?
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93. - You gonna say something?
- Shut up.
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94. - You're blowing it.
- Shut...
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95. Please, shut up, all right?
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96. Thank you.
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97. OK. Try witty.
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98. Say, "You know what would look
good on you?"
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99. - "Me." Huh?
- Oh, please.
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100. Richard, that is a very good line.
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101. Enough, look, if I wanted
to talk to her, I'll talk to her.
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102. - OK, talk to her.
- No, I don't... I can't...
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103. - Would you talk to her?
- Would you stop?
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104. - You want me to talk to her?
- Yes.
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107. Uh...
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108. My aunt is very sick.
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109. What?
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110. Nothing.
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111. Um...
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112. Can't believe this. Jesus.
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113. Now, don't flagellate yourself
over this, Richard.
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114. It was a very good effort.
You'll get her next time.
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115. Why did I just say that?
Larry, I don't even have an aunt.
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117. Anything going on?
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118. There are these messages.
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119. And you're late for
the creative sales meeting, Mr. Lomax.
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120. - Excuse us, Mr. Lomax.
- Let me get that, sir.
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121. - Sammy. Hank. How are you?
- Right. Richard Parker, sir.
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122. - Larry Wilson.
- Whatever.
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123. There's nothing from a Doreena,
a Martha, Judy?
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124. - No.
- Well, that's their tough luck.
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125. - Excuse us, Mr. Lomax.
- What?
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126. There's something
we would like to show you.
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127. Wait. Shh... It's Monday morning.
After lunch, right?
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128. Quite a bit after lunch.
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129. - Uh...
- Shoo! Shoo!
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130. Shoo!
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131. Yeah, I got it, Franḉois.
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132. Two dollars.
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133. Rich.
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134. - Look at Lomax.
- God.
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135. - Oh, my God. Look at her.
- My God.
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136. Jesus. That guy.
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137. Beautiful apartment. House at the beach.
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138. Babes. A boat. A car.
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139. Do you know how much it costs
to park a car in Manhattan every month?
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140. - More than my rent.
- Well, I mean, it's only fair.
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141. His car is a bit bigger
than your apartment.
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142. So my apartment is small. It's dark.
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143. It's hot. It's in a high crime area.
Beats living with Mom and Dad.
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144. All right. Enough. It's just until
I can afford something decent.
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145. Something without
wall-to-wall cockroaches.
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146. All I gotta do is just keep
setting my goals and working hard,
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147. - I'll be fine.
- You're so naive.
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- Oh, excuse me!
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149. Go ahead.
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150. Oh, God.
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151. I hope your aunt feels better.
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152. - What?
- I said...
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"I hope your aunt feels better."
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154. My aunt? The sick aunt.
Yes, um, she's fine.
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155. - They thought it was...
- Either get on the elevator or get off.
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156. I'll be back.
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158. I won. Lar, I have a date.
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159. - You're kidding.
- No.
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160. Gwen and I, Thursday night,
8:00pm, dinner.
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161. - Fabulous.
- It was the clumsy approach. It worked.
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162. You're gonna want
to borrow my apartment.
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163. Uh, no, but thank you. That's sweet.
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164. But I can't do that to you. Thank you.
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165. If she finds out you live with your
folks, you're gonna embarrass yourself.
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166. Yeah, I know,
but I can't do that to you, Lar.
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167. It's the cockroaches, isn't it?
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168. - Well...
- They scatter when the lights go on.
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169. Mr. Parker, Mr. Lomax will see you now.
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170. I feel lucky.
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171. No. No, I only want the Maserati
if it comes in thatjet black.
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172. If you can't do it for me, I'll have
to take my business to another dealer.
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173. Yeah.
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174. So paint it! I mean how hard
can this whole thing be?
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175. Right.
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176. All right. See, that's better.
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177. See how easy it is
to do business with me? Mm-hm.
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178. Yeah. No, no.
No trade. Strictly cash.
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180. All right. Good.
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- Well...
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185. - Where is he going?
- I don't know.
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188. - Put that back.
- It's a beautiful boat.
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190. - ... gentlemen were saying?
- Yes, well.
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192. Larry and I have been reprogramming
the accounts on the new computer system.
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193. - Yeah, right.
- Thanks.
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194. - And, uh...
- Sir, it's a very big job.
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195. - A big job. We have been working hard.
- It's a very big job.
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196. I've been at it for quite some time.
Weekends also.
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197. - Weekends, late, and...
- Why don't you show him?
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198. Thank you. We've come up
with something you should know about.
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199. - You have them both there?
- Yes. Page 28 and 41.
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- Forty-one.
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202. - Yes.
- Positive.
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207. OK... Bernie.
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208. Yes, yes, it's all there
in black and white.
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209. We both worked on this one, Bern.
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210. - "Ee."
- Hmm?
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211. - "Bern-ee."
- Bernie.
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212. - Mm-hm. Papers.
- Right here, Bernie.
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I'm glad it's my vision...
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you know what I mean?
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checks issued because
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policies written. Huh?
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that it's normal,
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a fluctuating COL index to combine...
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221. Look here. A package
containing both short-term
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in an overall insurance portfolio.
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at the back page,
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the remaining policies
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the policy holder died, Bernie.
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gentlemen, this is good work.
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232. - Very, very good work.
- Thank you, Bernie.
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it appears as if somebody's trying
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Perhaps we should check back records.
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past the wrong guy.
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236. No smoking.
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been working here?
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- I'm not really sure.
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239. - A little longer, I think.
- Longer? I was here before you.
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241. I came here in January,
you came the end of May.
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242. - I trained you.
- Whatever!
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243. What I'm saying is that
I think there is a big future here
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like yourselves.
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245. - Thank you.
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numbers with you,
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that you've gotten everything.
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if someone is trying to...
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249. like you said,
"smoke it past the wrong guy,"
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250. I'd like to just keep it confidential.
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251. I mean there's no sense sending up
a bunch of red flags.
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252. Absolutely not, Bern.
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253. If you would like, we'll work late.
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254. - Yes, I mean we'll work weekends.
- Weekends are very good for me.
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255. Weekends? Good idea.
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256. Give us plenty of time together,
no distractions.
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257. It is Labor Day.
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258. I got an idea.
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259. How would you two like to come
to my house at the beach?
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260. - Me?
- Us?
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261. Yeah. Hampton Island.
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262. Ever been there?
Well, you'll love it.
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263. When we're not working,
there are plenty of distractions.
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264. There are women, swimming,
boating, famous people.
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265. Well?
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266. - Love to!
- OK.
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267. Good! It's settled.
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268. Oh, we're gonna have a good time,
I guarantee.
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269. I'll have my secretary
write down the directions,
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270. - give you the ferry schedule.
- The ferry schedule?
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271. It's the only way to get there,
unless you have a boat. I don't know.
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272. I have never even been on a boat.
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273. I was once on the Staten Island Ferry
with my folks...
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I guarantee it.
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myself on Monday. OK?
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277. We don't know what to say, Bernie.
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278. Hey. You don't have to say anything.
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279. If you two uncovered
what I think you uncovered...
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280. old Bernie here owes you
both a great deal, I mean it sincerely.
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281. Now, get out of here. Go on.
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282. He loves us.
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284. You have to kill them, Vito.
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286. We don't do that anymore.
We're a corporation now.
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287. We're in the market. We invest.
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288. Real estate. Car rentals.
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289. - (man) Parking lots.
- Parking lots.
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290. - Parking lots. That's good.
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291. - I mean, I understand that, but...
- Didn't I order the walnut dressing?
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292. - Yes, you did.
- Taste that.
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293. Does that taste anything
like walnut dressing? Tell me.
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294. (man) This is the raspberry vinaigrette.
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295. Should I have Paulie go
and talk to the chef?
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food is to you, I mean...
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303. Bernie, I give problems.
I don't get problems. Hmm?
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304. How do you propose to handle it?
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305. Let's make it a murder-suicide job.
All right?
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307. I'll plant some money, fake a note,
and they can take the rap and...
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have to change the books.
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310. I like it. It's creative.
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311. I'm a little rusty.
But it'll come back to me.
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- This is good.
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319. - I really do.
- What, no dessert?
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It's delicious.
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321. No, gentlemen, I really must be going.
Thanks for dinner, Vito.
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329. But you said we were gonna
spend the weekend at the beach!
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What am I supposed to do about it?
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331. - Bernie, Bernie...
- What?
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some time with my mother!
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333. - Bernie, Bernie...
- Tina...
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335. - I have to see you, Bernie.
- I know...
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337. - What's wrong with you? Wait a minute.
- What?
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338. - I've got an idea.
- What?
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339. You... 9:00 Friday night.
I'll be at the apartment.
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341. I'll wear something special.
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342. I bet you never had sweet
and sour matzo balls before.
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- You are?
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I'm going back to college.
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this weekend together, right?
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348. I'm spending it with my folks.
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- No.
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I promised you, or what?
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where we could just sit and talk
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and get run over by garbage trucks?
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354. - (man) Hey, want to throw her in?
- How you doing?
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356. - but I have five roommates.
- Five?
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357. And they are all at home
doing their hair right now.
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358. That's a lot of hair.
But it's clean. I like that.
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or living with my parents,
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- No, I can't blame you.
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That's no good.
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362. - Do you have any roommates?
- No. Roommates? No. None.
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364. Come on, baby. You're not a woman.
Are you? Tell me the truth.
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the people who live downstairs,
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- Yes.
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374. I am. Um, that's because of the walls.
They're too thin.
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375. - Uh, make yourself at home.
- Thank you.
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376. Look at this teak.
I mean, this whole apartment.
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to redo that for years.
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done the place beautifully.
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I never would've expected.
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384. - Are you?
- Yeah.
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386. Well, this apartment
has got to be expensive.
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instead of that... Mmm...
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390. - You didn't like Hymie's Hunan?
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391. - It's a four-star dive.
- It was great. I loved it.
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would try to impress women by...
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something they're not.
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way to begin a relationship.
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397. You don't have to answer this
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398. how do you afford a place like this?
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399. Oh... Well, I... I don't like to brag.
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400. I just feel uncomfortable
showing off my money.
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401. But I've made some wise investments.
I dabble in the stock market.
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402. And of course my parents are...
were rather well off.
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403. Do you want to sit?
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404. - They passed away?
- Mmm.
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405. - Yes.
- They must have been young.
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406. Oh, yeah.
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407. Well, I feel I can trust you.
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408. They were in a train accident.
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409. Yeah, I mean I don't know
what it was with trains,
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410. but they just always
liked to travel in trains.
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411. I'm sorry.
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412. - How awful for you.
- Yeah.
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413. You know, I always thought trains
were so much safer than planes.
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414. Well, actually, a plane...
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415. fell on the train.
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416. - Richard.
- Gwen.
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417. Richard, there's a man in his underwear
in your kitchen.
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418. Shh... No, no, no.
He's... He's with me.
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419. He's the... He's my...
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420. My butler. But...
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421. - You have a butler?
- Yeah. Don't get him started.
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422. He'll go away if you just be quiet.
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423. Just pretend we're not here.
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424. Shh...
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425. Shh...
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426. Oh. Oh.
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427. Sorry. I didn't realize you had company.
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428. - Good evening, young lady.
- That's all right, Monroe.
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429. Yes, will you, please, just go lay out
my navy blue suit for the morning?
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430. - Please?
- How about if I lay you out?
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431. Very well.
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432. "Monroe..."
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433. You let your butler
talk to you like that?
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434. Well, he is a vet.
He's got a steel plate in his head.
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435. - It's...
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436. Gwen, it's not what you think.
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437. Goodbye, Richard.
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438. I'll grab the bow line.
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439. - Hey, Skeet. How're you doing?
- Hey, Mr. Lomax.
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440. Here you go, my friend.
Buy yourself a girlfriend.
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441. - Where have you been, Candy?
- Oh, Bernie...
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442. - Hey, Bernie. How about a drink?
- A little bit later.
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443. - Yo, Bernie. The cocktail flag is up.
- A little bit later.
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444. (man) Booze and women.
That's my lifestyle and I love it!
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445. And I!
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446. - George, how are you?
- Nice to see you, Mr. Lomax.
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447. What the hell are you doing here?
I fired you last week.
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448. - I just want my 90 bucks, OK?
- Bullshit!
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449. You drank my liquor
and the toilets still don't work.
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450. - I don't want to see you.
- Ow! Come on, Lomax!
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451. Get out of here!
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452. You come here one more time,
I'm gonna break your legs!
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453. You son of a bitch.
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454. I'm sorry, Mr. Lomax.
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455. - I think she needs a little B-12.
- Whatever.
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456. This is your old friend, Bernie.
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457. Leave a message,
I'll get right back to you.
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458. - Goodbye, Mr. Lomax.
- Goodbye, Frank.
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459. Hello? Hello? Hello?
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460. Hey, Lomax. It's Paulie.
I just got to the island.
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461. You're early.
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462. Those two little schmucks aren't coming
until the 6:00 ferry,
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463. - and I still have to plant the note.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...
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464. - So where's your house?
- It's on the point, top of the dune.
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465. Look, Paulie,
don't kill them while I'm around.
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466. Bernie, we're on a phone here.
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467. You're right. You're right.
OK, I'm sorry.
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468. The point is, I just want to be
back in New York with an alibi, OK?
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469. Yeah. Don't worry about it.
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470. Oh, God!
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471. Rich. It is leaving. Come on!
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472. I told you we should've taken
a taxi from the station.
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473. - There's another boat in a half hour.
- We'll miss the big parties.
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474. Come on, Rich, we got it.
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475. - Larry...
- Excuse me.
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476. - Sorry.
- Coming through.
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477. You're being ridiculous!
What are you doing?
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478. We are notjumping on this boat!
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479. Do you hear me? Listen to me, Larry,
we're notjumping on this boat!
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480. - Jesus Christ! My elbow!
- Piece of cake!
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481. Thanks, pal. Huh?
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482. Larry, This ferry isn't leaving.
It's docking.
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483. - Oh, great, we're early.
- You schmuck.
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484. - What is your name?
- What is your name?
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485. - Larry.
- Hi, Larry. I'm Michelle.
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486. Come on! Lighten up there, Rich!
We're on our way!
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487. I'm so depressed.
I made a fool out of myself last night.
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488. - Of course you did, Rich.
- I think I should've stayed home.
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489. What are you talking about? We've been
summoned to the mountaintop here.
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490. This is good for your career.
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491. You know, by the time
this weekend is over,
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492. I promise you won't even remember
what's-her-name's name.
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493. - I'll get you a drink. Come on.
- Look, I'll see you later.
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494. Goodbye, young man.
Nice talking to you.
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495. That is good. This is very good.
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496. - Oh... I didn't hear you come in.
- I know.
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497. I'm real good at that.
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498. I told you the guys
aren't here yet, didn't I?
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499. I did. Good.
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500. - Quite a shack you got here.
- Well, it's... it's home.
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501. Ooh. Can I have a cigarette?
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502. - Hmm?
- Cigarette.
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503. Sure.
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504. Sure, sure, sure...
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505. Ow! Ooh, what was...
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506. Oh...
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507. Mm-hm, mm-hm.
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508. Quite a ride, huh, Bern?
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509. Glorious day out, or what?
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510. - Where's Bernie?
- I got it right here.
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511. It says it's the last house
on the point, top o' the dune.
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512. Pardon me, monsignor, sir, could you
tell me where the top of the dune is?
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513. - Bless you, my son.
- Thank you, father.
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514. Look, we'll find it. OK.
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515. - You know, it's an island, right?
- How hard can it be?
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516. Excuse me. Is this the way to...
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517. Goodbye. Have a good one, now.
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518. - Yo, is this Bernie Lomax's house?
- Sure is.
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519. - Wow.
- Holy shit. Huh? Look at this.
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520. Come on, Rich.
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521. - Oh, beautiful.
- Oh, my God. He's got a pool.
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522. He has got a goddamn pool at the beach.
It's heated.
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523. I love this man.
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524. Oh, this is inspiring.
Look at this view, huh?
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525. - I am getting laid.
- Sure beats Coney Island.
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526. What? Should we just walk in?
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527. No, we'll stand out here all weekend.
Come on, we're houseguests.
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528. Hello! Bernie, we're here.
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529. Amazing.
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530. I'm home.
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531. Excellent.
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532. - Admit it. You're glad you came.
- OK, I admit it.
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533. - We got three days of this ahead of us.
- Oh, yeah. This is something.
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534. I mean a place like this
must go for what,
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535. a mil six, a million seven?
Unfurnished.
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536. - Good God! That's a Lichtenstein!
- What? Where?
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537. Not the piano.
The painting. It's an original.
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538. Of course it is.
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539. Now, all of this could be yours,
if you set your goals and work hard.
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540. My old man worked hard.
All they did was give him more work.
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541. Bernie! Hey, is Bernie around?
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542. Hello. No, haven't seen him.
But we just got here.
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543. We're gonna be here all weekend.
We are houseguests.
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544. Tell him Tawny borrowed his boat
to go skiing.
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545. - Hi, Tawny. I'm horny.
- Oh, hi.
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546. - Look, don't forget to tell Bernie, OK?
- OK.
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547. Tawny, you wouldn't happen to know
where Bernie is, would you?
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548. He's probably making the rounds.
Everybody parties from house to house,
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549. but they always end up here. Bye!
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550. - And you didn't want to come.
- I was wrong. I admit it, I was wrong.
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551. Oh, my God.
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552. Nothing but champagne and caviar.
Pierre Jouët.
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553. This guy is my idol.
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554. - Hey, don't open that.
- Why not?
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555. We're houseguests, come on.
You want some?
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556. No, thanks. This is strange.
Where's our host?
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557. You heard Tawny.
He's out partying. Come on.
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558. Let's check out
the rest of this joint, huh?
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559. This is fabulous.
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560. - Lar, I found him. Mr. Lomax.
- Hmm?
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561. Bernie! How are you doing? Great place.
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562. I hope you don't mind, but we just
walked in. We didn't know that you...
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563. Bernie?
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564. Shh, shh, he's sleeping.
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565. - Yeah?
- Wow.
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566. Not even dark out
and he's out of his skull.
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567. He's been working awfully hard,
you know.
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568. Bern?
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569. - Mr. Lomax...
- Bernie.
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570. Don't slap him. That's your boss.
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571. I know. He's meditating.
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572. No, he's not. He's, like, dead, man.
Come on, let's walk him around.
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573. - We'll get the blood circulating.
- Here we go, up.
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574. There we go. OK, this way.
This way, Richard.
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575. Here we go.
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576. That's it. Move those feet, Bernie.
That's a boy.
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577. - Here you go.
- Get him up.
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578. Carry your weight, here, Richard.
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579. Come on, Bernie.
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580. - Move those feet.
- He's giving me a hernia.
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581. I'm losing him. Put him on the couch.
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582. We can't just leave him like this,
you know.
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583. Come on, Bernie. Come on.
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584. Get your hand off me, Bernie.
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585. I'll make the coffee.
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586. Don't you worry, Mr. Lomax, we'll make
you some coffee, fix you right up.
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587. Tell you what, let's just make you
a little more comfy.
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588. That is better. There you go.
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589. You're dropping things
right out of your pocket here.
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590. - Larry!
- Yes?
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591. You want to come in here
for a minute, huh?
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592. - Yeah, look, Rich, is instant OK?
- That's fine.
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593. - Good. What?
- Look what I found in his pocket.
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594. Wow. Jesus.
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595. I never knew he was into the drug scene.
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596. God. Look how much is here!
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597. This is not recreational.
This is a career.
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598. This man needs some help.
You know that?
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599. If he's not careful,
he's gonna wake up one morning dead.
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600. I watch 20/20. I know the statistics.
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601. I read.
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602. - What?
- Larry, Lomax is dead.
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603. He can't be.
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604. Why do these things
always happen to me?
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605. What kind of a host invites you to his
house for the weekend and dies on you?
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606. Why would he do this, huh?
I mean, he had everything.
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607. A house. Cars. Women.
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608. This is tragic.
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609. I don't understand why he couldn't wait
until Monday to kill himself.
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610. Look, we have to call the police.
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611. And how am I going to get back
to the city? He promised me a ride.
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612. Knock it off, Larry.
Who cares about a ride?
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613. We're talking death here.
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614. I mean, this is just my luck.
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615. I finally catch a break at the office,
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616. finally see some light
at the end of the tunnel and wham! Gone!
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617. Wait a minute.
What am I going to tell them, huh?
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618. They might think
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619. You know, I told everyone we were going
to Bernie's house for the weekend.
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620. They were so jealous.
I mean, I loved it.
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621. - Now what am I gonna tell them?
- I don't know.
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622. (man) Bernie, you should've
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623. - What a great day.
- Do you see him?
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624. (man 2) Where are you?
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625. Bernie!
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626. Bernie, baby,
get off your ass. It's party time!
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627. You should have been out there
sailing with us today.
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628. The sun was fabulous, the wind was
fabulous, we had a great time.
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629. - Oh, hi, guys.
- Hi.
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630. Love you, darling, just love you.
You know, you could use a little sun.
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631. We're going again tomorrow,
if you want to go.
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632. Lie on the deck, catch those rays.
Don't worry. I'll help myself.
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633. Um... He's dead.
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634. That's the idea, isn't it? Cheers.
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635. - Hi, Bern!
- Hey, Bernie.
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636. Hi, Bernie.
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637. Hey, dude. You need to pump some iron.
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638. So, Bernie. What about your Porsche?
Had a chance to think about my offer?
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639. You know, $30,000 is a more than
decent price for that car.
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640. You just think about it, take your time,
don't rush into anything. See you later.
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641. Excuse me.
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642. Harvey,
you promised me a review
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643. on the front page
of the Sunday Times book section.
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644. I know, Alice, but he won't bend on it.
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645. He says there's no interest
in the subject matter.
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646. - No interest in the...
- Pardon me. What's the book about?
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647. Whether Sherlock Holmes
and Dr. Watson were secretly married.
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648. - Eyes, nose, and breasts.
- How much?
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649. A little tuck here,
little sand there, a little lift there.
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650. - Do I need that much?
- These people.
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651. Where did all these people come from?
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652. Floating party. Happens every weekend.
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653. - Like a drink?
- No, thanks.
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654. Yeah, I'd love some champagne, thanks.
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655. (man) Hey, Bernie. What a radical party.
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656. Got to move your workout
to late tomorrow afternoon, B.
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657. Liza's maid is over for the weekend,
and I had to give her your regular time.
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658. - Thanks, Klaus. I got it.
- See you, Bern.
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659. Ahhh...
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660. Feels good, eh, Bern?
You're really loose.
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661. Never seen you this relaxed before.
Keep it up.
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662. I've got to go. Duty calls.
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663. Hey, babe.
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664. Hi, Bernie. I hear you
got something for me.
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665. A little present?
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666. Playing games, are we?
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667. It's gotta be in here somewhere.
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668. I think I found something.
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669. Thanks a lot, Bernie.
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670. Doesn't anyone realize he's dead?
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671. OK, Bernie, I'm gonna shoot the wad.
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672. I can't believe I'm doing this.
I'm gonna go $40,000.
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673. No? You'll be begging me.
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674. We have to call the police.
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675. Oh, hi. Here.
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676. - Some of the biggest producers.
- Yeah?
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677. Mm-hm. Loved my record.
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678. - Hello, is this the police? Yes...
- Rich, I got an idea.
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679. Now, I know it's gonna sound funny,
but just hear me out.
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680. No, Larry, why is the hair on the back
of my neck starting to stand up?
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681. OK, now, we could call the police,
we could do that,
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682. but you know where we'd be
spending our weekend...
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683. in some hot police station answering
questions we don't know the answers to.
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684. Now, obviously Bernie felt
he owed us something here,
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685. some small, little favor for discovering
those mistakes at the company.
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686. That's why he invited us out here
for the weekend in the first place.
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687. Seems to me,
it'd be almost disrespectful
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688. not to grant him his final wish.
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689. All I'm saying is,
why don't we just pretend he didn't die?
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690. Just for a bit?
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691. I don't believe I'm hearing this.
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692. No, Richard, I loved that man.
He loved me.
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693. I know he loved you.
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694. He'd want this.
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695. I mean, he would really want this.
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696. Yes, operator, can you get me
the police, please? Thank you.
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697. Incidentally, you're
a disgusting human being.
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698. Gwen.
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699. - Well, hello, Gwen.
- Wayne. Hi.
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700. Hampton Bay Police Department.
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701. - Hello? Hello?
- Um...
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702. It's amazing.
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703. - Hello, this is the police department.
- I'll call the police.
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704. No, you know, you were right.
Bernie would have wanted it this way.
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705. No, Richard, I think
we should call the police.
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706. Larry, just give me ten minutes, OK?
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707. Take 20.
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708. - Hi.
- Hi, Freda.
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709. Darling, you look wonderful.
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710. Forty-five thousand.
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711. Plus free tennis lessons.
That's it, take it or leave it.
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712. Bernie?
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713. Is this guy a tough
negotiator or what, huh?
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714. Keep the piece of shit.
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715. Oh, what a bash.
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716. Oh! Bernie, you animal.
You're insatiable.
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717. - You slay me, Bernie.
- Bernie, I've got to talk to you.
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718. Uh, Bernie is a little wasted right now.
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719. Hi. Wait. OK.
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720. I can't blame you if you
never want to speak to me again.
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721. If I were you, I wouldn't want
to speak to me, either.
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722. But I just want to tell you I'm sorry
for being such a jerk last night.
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723. I don't know what got into me.
I hope you can forgive me.
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724. It was kind of funny, seeing your father
in his underwear and everything.
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725. - So you do forgive me?
- No, but it was kind of funny.
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726. I'll never lie again. Honest.
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727. So what are you doing here?
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728. Well, Mr. Lomax invited me
and my friend Larry for the weekend.
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729. - Oh, moving up in the company?
- Yeah.
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730. (man) I saw this great play.
Yeah, it' s called...
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731. You're on your own for a minute here.
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732. Great writer.
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733. Well, hello.
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734. I'm Larry.
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735. Fuck off, Larry.
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736. OK.
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737. Oh, by the way, how's your aunt?
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738. - Who?
- Your aunt?
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739. - Oh, she passed away.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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740. Oh, it's all right.
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741. Didn't you say you'd be spending
this weekend with your parents?
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742. Yes, I did. I am.
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743. - They have a house here.
- Great.
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744. There's Bernie. I wanted to thank him
for my summer job.
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745. I'll be right back.
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746. No!
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747. What?
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748. Nothing.
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749. Go see Bernie about it. Go see Bernie.
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750. - Oh, Gwen, darling, how are you?
- Fine, thank you.
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751. Have I ever told you
I never liked the name Gwen on you?
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752. To me you'll always be Vanessa.
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753. Her father and I,
we went to Harvard together.
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754. You're probably right.
Oh, Bernie...
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755. Here we go, sugar,
move it over, OK, baby?
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756. Asshole!
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757. I don't understand why
we have to move him.
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758. Oh, don't ask me any questions, Lar.
Just move him.
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759. Here we go. Ready?
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760. I can't believe I'm touching
a dead body.
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761. He was your boss.
Come on, let's go. Whoa!
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762. - Ha, ha! What a kidder.
- Bernie, you had a little too much.
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763. Come on, you had too much again,
you big knucklehead.
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764. Come on, let's go.
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765. Come on. He is crazy.
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766. Here we go. Walk it off, big guy.
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767. Nice outfit.
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768. Look even nicer
crumpled up on my floor in the morning.
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769. - Polyester doesn't crumple.
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770. - Here we go. That's it, Bernie.
- Hi, Bernie.
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771. - (man) Just like last week, huh?
- Come on.
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772. Bernie! Bernie? All right. OK.
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773. Look me in the eye. Fifty thousand.
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774. Yes, yes, yes! I knew it!
Thank you, Bernie!
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775. Thank you so much.
This guy is like family.
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776. You're beautiful!
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777. Grab him. Larry. Larry!
Bernie...
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778. - Jesus.
- Oh, God.
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779. - Hi, boys. Great view.
- Hello, there. How are you?
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780. I give it an 8.3.
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781. Um, Larry, we can't just
leave him there, you know.
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782. Richard...
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783. Girl. Beach. Sand. Surf. Moonlight.
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784. You ever see Here to Eternity, Rich?
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785. You're right. We better get him.
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786. - Thirty minutes. Then we call the cops.
- Not a second more.
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787. Ladies, how are you?
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788. Hi.
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789. Are we allowed to talk or anything?
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790. Why did you leave the party?
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791. I just don't feel comfortable
with most of those people.
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792. I don't really know any of those people.
I just know... knew... know... Bernie.
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793. Besides, I figure
I can thank Bernie tomorrow.
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794. You know, when there's more privacy.
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795. Uh-huh. Where are we going?
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796. There's a beautiful view from up there.
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797. Oh, great.
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798. Ever been in a lighthouse before?
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799. No, this is my first time.
This is great.
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800. Does anybody live up there?
A lighthouse keeper or someone?
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801. No, it's all automated now. Come on.
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802. That kind of takes some
of the romance out of it.
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803. Does it?
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804. - You all right?
- Oh, yeah.
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805. - You're right. This is beautiful.
- Yeah.
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806. My God, you can see
the whole island from up here.
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807. You know, I've always wondered
how these things work.
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808. - Richard, don't.
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809. - I can't see!
- Watch out for the trap...
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810. door.
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811. Oh, my God.
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812. Oh... Ow... Oh...
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813. - That one works.
- Richard? Richard.
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814. - Are you OK?
- Oh, fine, yeah.
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815. - Are you sure?
- I fell down a couple of stairs.
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816. - Anything broken?
- Nothing's broken.
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817. - Are you sure?
- A little pain, but I'm all right.
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818. - I'm fine. How are you?
- I'm good.
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819. Here. Hold on.
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820. The good news is, I can see again.
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821. - I'm so sorry, Richard.
- No, it's OK, really.
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822. I've always wanted a limp.
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823. I must thank you.
This has been a great date.
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824. I hope my major medical covers it.
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825. - What?
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826. I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh...
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827. but the look on your face
when you fell through the trapdoor.
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828. I think I've got a cracked rib.
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829. - Do you want to sit down?
- No.
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830. No, I better not. The way things are
going, I'm gonna break my ass.
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831. - You'll be OK.
- OK.
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832. - OK.
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833. I've had a crush on you
since the first day I saw you at work.
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834. I'm crazy about you.
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835. This is so right.
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836. Oh, my God.
This can't be happening to me.
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837. It's happening to both of us.
You're right. It's so right.
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838. No. This isn't right, it's all wrong.
Not here in the sand.
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839. - What?
- You deserve more than this.
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840. You need music, flowers, candles.
You need...
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841. - You need to get out of here.
- Oh! Are you kidding me?
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842. No, I'm very serious.
You could catch a cold.
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843. - Where do you live?
- Dune Walk.
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844. Larry! Larry!
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845. Larry!
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846. Oh, my God, are you dead, too?
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847. Mister? Hello?
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848. Oh, Jesus. What is it with this place?
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849. Larry! Hello?
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850. Hey! How are you? Party's over.
You have to go home now.
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851. - Where's Bernie?
- He's swimming.
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852. I had a wonderful time.
I'm sorry I had to leave so early.
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853. Have fun. See you at the next one.
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854. Larry! Larry!
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855. Larry! Larry, are you in there?
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856. - Come on out, Lar. Right now.
- Go away.
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857. I need to talk to you!
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858. Can you just give me 30 seconds?
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859. Bernie is waiting for us.
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860. Look, Bernie
isn't going anywhere, OK?
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861. I need you, Lar.
Bernie, he needs you, too.
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862. Unbelievable.
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863. How am I supposed to know that
the tide is gonna come up that high?
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864. I don't want to talk about it.
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865. I don't understand why
this is becoming all my fault.
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866. - Bernie!
- Shit.
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867. - Did you invite somebody over?
- Of course not.
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868. Well, somebody's here.
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869. Let's just shove him in the bedroom,
we'll say he's sleeping.
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870. Bernie, you cheat!
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871. You liar!
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872. Bernie, open up.
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873. Damn you, Bernie.
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874. Don't do this to me! Bernie!
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875. Bernie!
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876. Where the hell are you,
you son of a bitch?
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877. I got you now, you two-timing bastard!
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878. Who the hell are you? Where's Bernie?
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879. We're Bernie's houseguests.
Who are you?
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880. I'm his woman.
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881. And I'll kill him
if he's cheating on me.
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882. Where the hell is he? And don't try
to cover up for him, either.
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883. - He's not here.
- Haven't seen him.
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884. I don't believe you.
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885. I don't... I...
I'm gonna tear this place apart.
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886. - That's his woman?
- I guess so.
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887. - Where the hell is he?
- He's in the bedroom.
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888. Is that so?
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889. Well, he better be alone.
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890. - Oh!
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891. - God damn it.
- Fun while it lasted, huh?
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892. What difference does it make?
We might as well get this over with.
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893. You know, this is good. She discovers
the body, she calls the police.
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894. Fix me a drink, will you?
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895. Oh, I hate it when they scream.
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896. Oh, no!
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897. What gives? She has been up there,
what, ten, 15 minutes?
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898. I don't get it.
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899. Got a little scotch?
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900. Sure.
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901. - Did everything go OK up there?
- Never been better.
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902. Oh, good.
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903. How do you like that?
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904. The guy gets laid more dead
than I do alive.
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905. No, she couldn't have.
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906. He couldn't have.
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907. I get yelled at when I just lay there.
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908. Vito, I'm telling you, Lomax is alive.
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909. She was with him for at least
a half an hour... in the bedroom.
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910. Bedroom? What were they
doing in the bedroom?
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911. I'd rather not say.
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912. What the hell happened to Paulie?
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913. Yeah, maybe Paulie
is rustier than we thought.
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914. - Well...
- What a night.
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915. Great, isn't it? It isn't over yet.
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916. Oh, it is for me. I'm dead.
No offense, Bernie.
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917. I just gotta lie down for a minute.
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918. Suit yourself. Whatever you like.
I'm going on to find the next party.
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919. OK. Just wake me up when you get back.
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920. - OK, sure. Whatever you like.
- Because I got to call the cops.
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921. - Of course you do. In the morning.
- When I have a clear head.
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922. OK. Good night, buddy.
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923. Don't forget to... wake me up.
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924. I made these a little sweeter this time.
OK, Bernie?
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925. God, it's glorious out, huh?
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926. Here we go, my friend.
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927. This should do it.
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928. OK. How did you do here?
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929. Ooh, Oriental?
Ouch, I think I own that one.
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930. With hotel... Oh, five-fifty.
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931. Give me six, we'll call it square.
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932. Hey, Bernie, Larry.
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933. Great party last night, Bernie.
Your best ever.
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934. Ladies! Hello. How are you today?
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935. - Great.
- Fine.
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936. - Are we doing it again today?
- Oh, absolutely. You know we are.
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937. - Great. We'll see you later, guys.
- Bye-bye.
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938. Bye-bye, ladies. We'll see you later.
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939. Is this great or what?
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940. OK, coming out. My turn.
Shooter now.
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941. Yes! Free parking.
Five hundred for me.
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942. Bastard!
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943. I own it. OK, that is 24...
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944. I own them all, $46, my friend.
Call it 50.
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945. Thank you. My turn. Here we go.
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946. Lucky seven coming out.
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947. Shit.
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948. One more you get out ofjail free.
All right. Fine. Your turn. I'll roll.
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949. Here we go. Coming out.
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950. Ah! Community Chest.
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951. "Second prize in a beauty contest."
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952. - What are you doing?
- Playing Monopoly. You want to play?
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953. - No.
- Here we go.
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954. - How did he get down here?
- He walked.
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955. - He walked?
- Say good morning.
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956. Oh, God. You're just a sick man, Larry.
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957. - What time is it?
- It's 11:30.
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958. - 11:30?
- Uh-huh.
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959. You let me sleep till 11:30? I have...
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960. - When did you get a Rolex?
- Oh, this.
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961. Uh...
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962. - Good God!
- He didn't need it anymore.
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963. That's it. That's it.
We're gonna go to jail.
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964. They're gonna arrest us.
I'm calling the cops.
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965. You know, I wanted to
call them yesterday, my friend.
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966. He's very upset. Richard, look.
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967. Let me just say one thing here.
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968. There is no reason
to get pissy about this.
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969. - Hello. Hello?
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970. - Richard?
- Ooh, it's for you.
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971. - Gwen.
- Hi.
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972. What are you doing here?
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973. Uh...
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974. I just came by to talk to Bernie.
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975. I didn't get
a chance to last night, so...
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976. Oh, no you don't. Bernie and I
are in a very big business meeting.
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977. - Now?
- Yes.
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978. Bernie has such little time,
so can you come back later?
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979. Wait a minute.
What happened to Mr. Romantic?
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980. - Candlelight? Flowers?
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
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981. But Bernie is tied up right now.
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982. - It's a bad time.
- What is going on, Richard?
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983. OK. I'll tell you.
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984. I probably shouldn't,
I know I shouldn't, but...
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985. At this point, why not? Mr. Lomax is...
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986. Mr. Lomax is...
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987. my boss. I work for him
at the insurance company. Anyway...
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988. Oh, Bernie,
you're starting to peel.
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989. Better get you out of the sun, huh?
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990. Here we go.
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991. And we were really looking forward
to coming out here...
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992. when we got here, Mr. Lomax...
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993. Bernie was...
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994. dead.
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995. - Dead.
- Mmm.
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996. Like your said your
mother and father were dead.
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997. - And your aunt, she's dead, too?
- Different kind of dead.
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998. You son of a bitch. I got you.
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999. Then how come I saw Bernie
with you and your friend at the party?
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1000. Because...
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1001. You don't believe me?
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1002. OK, I'm gonna prove it to you.
Come on.
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1003. - Richard...
- This is not gonna be fun.
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1004. Ah.
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1005. I know you think I'm crazy, but...
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1006. - Uh... uh...
- Mm-hm.
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1007. Well?
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1008. - Where's Bernie?
- Oh, hello!
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1009. - Bernie. Where's Bernie?
- He went for more daiquiri mix.
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1010. No, he didn't!
No, he didn't.
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1011. Richard, I don't know what
this game is you're playing,
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1012. but this is ridiculous.
I'm out of here.
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1013. Gwen, I'm not playing
any games with you.
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1014. I'm telling you the truth!
Bernie's here.
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1015. Where is Bernie? Hmm?
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1016. What, you bastard,
did you do with Bernie?
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1017. I'm phoning the police.
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1018. There's no dial tone.
With 97 buttons...
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1019. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's your house?
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1020. It's on the point,
top of the dune.
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1021. Where is the off button?
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1022. Look, Paulie, just
don't kill them while I'm around.
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1023. Bernie,
we're on a phone here.
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1024. You're right.
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1025. - Play that back.
- I just got it stopped.
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1026. Richard, play it back, please.
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1027. Hey, Lomax, it's Paulie.
I just got to the island.
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1028. You're early.
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1029. Those two little schmucks
aren't coming until the 6:00 ferry
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1030. - and I still have to plant the note.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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1031. - So where's your house?
- It's on the point, top of the dune.
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1032. Look, Paulie...
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1033. - don't kill them while I'm around.
- Bernie, we're on the phone here.
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1034. You're right, you're right.
OK, I'm sorry.
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1035. Look, the point is, I just want to be
back in New York with an alibi, OK?
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1036. Yeah, don't worry about it.
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1037. We were on the 6:00 ferry.
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1038. And we're two schmucks.
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1039. - Kill us?
- Lomax?
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1040. Bernie is gonna have us killed?
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1041. Kill us?
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1042. - Why?
- I don't know. I...
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1043. Unless he's the one who's been
stealing from the company.
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1044. Son of a bitch. He's gonna kill me!
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1045. I liked the guy.
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1046. OK. OK.
He said something about a note, right?
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1047. - I know, Richard.
- Let's find it.
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1048. Bernie, you lying swine.
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1049. - Holy crap!
- What?
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1050. Larry...
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1051. - There's a $100,000 here, easy.
- This is the note. Listen.
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1052. "Richard Parker and I
stole this money from the company...
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1053. to pay for my sex change operation."
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1054. - What?
- That's what it says.
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1055. "Now he tells me he loves someone else.
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1056. I can't live with that,
and neither will he."
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1057. It's got my name on it.
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1058. Oh, God.
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1059. Son of a bitch. It's not bad enough
that he's trying to kill me,
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1060. now he's turning me into a drag queen.
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1061. Why couldn't he say you were
gonna have a sex change operation?
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1062. - It doesn't matter.
- It does matter, Richard.
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1063. - I've a reputation to protect here.
- For Christ's sakes, Larry!
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1064. No one is going
to have a sex change operation.
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1065. Oh, yeah.
I got to call the cops.
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1066. - Operator.
- Operator, the police, please.
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1067. You mean Ed?
He's out on the beach somewhere.
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1068. When do you expect Ed back,
because it's a bit of an emergency.
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1069. I don't know. Wanna leave a message?
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1070. - Yeah. Help!
- OK...
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1071. Let's get out of here.
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1072. We have to get off this island,
and maybe not get killed doing it.
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1073. - Wait a minute.
- Tell me you have a brilliant idea.
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1074. - I have an idea.
- What is it?
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1075. Lomax told whoever he was talking to
not to kill us if he's around, right?
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1076. Yeah, but Lomax is dead.
He's not around anybody anymore.
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1077. I know that. You know that.
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1078. - Nobody else knows that. Huh?
- Ahh! Where's Bernie?
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1079. Right there.
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1080. There's no Bernie.
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1081. He's gotta to be, Rich.
I dumped him here myself.
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1082. Where is he?
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1083. - Larry.
- What?
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1084. - Excuse me.
- Hey, kid.
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1085. - What are you doing?
- What do you want?
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1086. - You little brat!
- What are you doing?
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1087. Get out of there.
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1088. - What the hell are you doing?
- You can't do that.
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1089. This is private property.
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1090. - You're talking to me?
- Yeah.
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1091. - Well, shut up.
- Who are you... You lousy...
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1092. You better be gone
by the time we get there.
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1093. - Scram! Get out of here!
- You little bastard.
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1094. How'd you like to kiss this?
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1095. - We have bigger problems.
- Kiss my ass.
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1096. - What kind of home training is that?
- He buried all of Bernie.
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1097. - Jesus.
- Come on.
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1098. Jesus.
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1099. Come on.
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1100. Good thing for you, you're dead, pal.
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1101. I actually felt sorry for you,
you rat shit.
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1102. He looks good enough. Let's go.
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1103. - Uh-oh. Larry.
- What?
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1104. Jesus.
I never knew he wore a toupee.
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1105. How do you like that?
You can hardly tell.
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1106. Who cares? What are we gonna do about
it? We can't take him out like this.
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1107. The killer might not know
it's Bernie and shoot us.
Copy !req
1108. So long, Lar,
it has been fun but... not really.
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1109. Goodbye, Rich.
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1110. Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is...
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1111. Jesus.
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1112. Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is...
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1113. - You little bastard.
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1114. - Get back here, you little monster.
- Never mind him.
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1115. I'm gonna rip your gums out!
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1116. - I'm gonna get that little kid.
- What are we gonna do with Bernie?
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1117. Ah!
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1118. - Oh, boy.
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1119. Come on, Bernie. Up.
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1120. Put it on him. Put it on him. Huh?
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1121. Oh. Brilliant.
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1122. - Sambuca on the rocks.
- Yes, sir.
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1123. OK! Here we go. Ready. Up.
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1124. You take him down. I'll get the cart.
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1125. Hey, Bernie! Bernie! Hey!
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1126. Bernie, wait a minute.
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1127. - That guy talking to us?
- Who cares? Get out of here.
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1128. Bernie, I've got to talk to you.
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1129. Bernie! Bernie, come on!
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1130. - (man) Hey, Bernie. Looking good.
- Hi.
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1131. - Hi, Bernie.
- Hello.
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1132. - (man 2) Great party last night, Bern.
- How are you?
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1133. Bernie, I've got to talk to you!
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1134. - Jesus. He's behind us.
- Hmm?
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1135. Shit! Is that the killer?
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1136. How do I know, Richard?
Should I stop and ask him?
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1137. No. Just drive. Just go.
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1138. Bernie, I gotta talk to you!
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1139. - Doesn't this thing go any faster?
- This is it.
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1140. (man) We gotta talk! Bernie!
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1141. - What about our arrangement?
- Come on, Larry. Move it!
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1142. Hey, Bernie. The Maserati.
I painted it black for you.
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1143. Bernie! The Maserati!
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1144. Huh?
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1145. Ferry's gonna leave.
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1146. Hold it! Wait! Stop this for a second.
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1147. Let's go.
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1148. Rich! Grab him. Grab a leg.
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1149. Wait, wait, wait!
We can't just drag him in.
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1150. - He's got to look like he's alive.
- OK, OK, OK...
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1151. Idea.
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1152. OK!
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1153. Your right leg on three, ready?
Here we go. One, two, three, go.
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1154. - Hold the boat!
- Got it? Hold the boat.
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1155. Hold that boat.
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1156. Hold it.
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1157. - Hi, Bern.
- How are you doing?
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1158. Hold the boat!
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1159. Hold the boat, please.
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1160. Hold on. We'll be right there.
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1161. We're coming.
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1162. Come on, Bern.
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1163. Hold it. Hold the boat.
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1164. Shit! What do we do?
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1165. Stop the boat!
Stop the boat!
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1166. Look at this fool.
He wants to get off, we want to get on.
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1167. I'm gonna kill you.
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1168. - What?
- That's right, the good news is,
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1169. you don't have to worry
about anybody else murdering you,
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1170. because I'm gonna do it.
This was all your fault.
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1171. - We'll die on this crummy island.
- Let me remind you, pal,
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1172. you're the one who did the extra work
on the goddamn computer.
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1173. Schmuck, if it wasn't for me
you'd be fired six months ago.
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1174. You can't even work the coffee machine.
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1175. "Come on, Larry, a little
brown-nosing, ass kissing,
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1176. to work our way
up that corporate ladder."
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1177. Why can't you be a lazy shit like I am?
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1178. Somebody...
Somebody talk to the captain!
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1179. - Well...
- OK.
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1180. - Let's go.
- I'm sorry.
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1181. Please.
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1182. Somebody talk to the captain!
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1183. - I'm sorry, but we're still gonna die.
- Not as long as Bernie's with us.
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1184. Great, I hope the killer
keeps that in mind.
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1185. Larry, please tell me
how we're gonna get off this island.
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1186. - We got a boat.
- What boat?
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1187. Lomax's boat.
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1188. - Tawny brought the keys back, remember?
- Right. OK.
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1189. You go and get 'em,
I'll stay here with Bernie.
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1190. I ain't going anywhere without Bernie.
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1191. You go back, get the keys.
I'll stay with Bernie.
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1192. OK, we'll all go back to the house.
We'll all get the goddamn keys.
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1193. - We'll all stay with Bernie.
- Fine.
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1194. Hurry up.
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1195. Move it.
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1196. Hold it, hold up.
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1197. OK. The keys.
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1198. - Here they are.
- Got it. Let's go.
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1199. Oh, my God, Richard!
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1200. - Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- It's the killer.
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1201. - Get the door.
- Shh. Shh...
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1202. Quiet.
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1203. - Lock it.
- I can't lock it.
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1204. All I got it the key to the boat.
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1205. - Kitchen.
- No, no, no, there's no door.
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1206. - Back door.
- OK.
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1207. OK, don't panic. Don't panic.
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1208. Do something, Rich.
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1209. I got Bernie, you get the guy.
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1210. Do something, Rich.
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1211. Get him, Rich.
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1212. You in here, Lomax? You little bastard.
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1213. You jerk.
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1214. Kick me in the ass.
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1215. It's my turn now.
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1216. Got him, Lar.
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1217. There's another one.
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1218. He's got a knife.
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1219. Mr. Lomax?
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1220. - What the hell?
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1221. - You can come out now, Rambo.
- You sure, Rich?
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1222. Good job.
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1223. - Two killers.
- Hey, anybody could be the killer.
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1224. Jesus, we gotta get rid of them.
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1225. Yeah, let's shove 'em
in the kitchen pantry.
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1226. I don't know why
I have to carry the heavy guy.
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1227. OK, got it?
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1228. - Yeah.
- Get his legs.
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1229. - Hey, hey, Larry, let me out!
- Whew!
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1230. OK.
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1231. Here comes Bernie.
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1232. - Hey, hey, hey!
- Coming through!
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1233. - There it is. Stop.
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1234. - OK, OK...
- (man) Hi, guys.
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1235. OK, ready? On three, here we go.
One, two, three.
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1236. Let's go.
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1237. - OK. Untie us.
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1238. OK?
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1239. - Give me the keys.
- Have you ever driven a boat before?
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1240. I was born on a boat.
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1241. This is a fancy boat.
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1242. OK. All right.
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1243. - Push something.
- I am, Richard.
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1244. - Nothing's happening.
- I know.
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1245. - Push something else.
- Something's happening.
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1246. Something's definitely
happening here.
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1247. Wait a minute, hold on.
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1248. Are you trying to give me
a heart attack?
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1249. OK. OK.
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1250. - I know it's here.
- Just keep pressing those buttons.
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1251. - I'm pressing. I pressed that button.
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1252. - Nothing is happening, Larry.
- I know that.
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1253. - Did you try the key?
- Don't insult my intelligence.
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1254. - Try the key again.
- Fine.
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1255. - See that?
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1256. - Here we go!
- We're going homer.
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1257. - Give it some gas now.
- Giving it gas.
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1258. - Gas.
- Gas.
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1259. - Nothing's happening.
- More gas.
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1260. - More gas.
- A little more gas.
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1261. We're not moving. Why aren't we moving?
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1262. - I don't know.
- That's all we got.
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1263. Larry, you said you've
done this before.
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1264. It's different than my boat, OK?
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1265. Ugh.
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1266. - Don't panic. Don't panic.
- Stop the boat, Larry!
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1267. - Whoa, stop!
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1268. Back it up.
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1269. We got it.
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1270. - What's going on?
- That's illegal.
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1271. - What you're doing is illegal.
- You have a nice day now, OK!
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1272. Are you nuts?
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1273. - Got it now. Moving forward. Hold on.
- Oh, shit!
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1274. Hey! Larry! Larry!
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1275. Sorry, Rich. Coming back.
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1276. Coming around.
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1277. Why is this happening to me?
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1278. Coming back.
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1279. - Here we are.
- Stop the boat. Idiot.
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1280. Stop the boat!
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1281. - Where... Where are the brakes?
- Boats don't have brakes, captain.
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1282. You're kidding. How do they stop?
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1283. Throw the anchor.
The anchor, throw it.
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1284. - (man) They're headed for us.
- Here we go.
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1285. - Whatever you're doing, don't.
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1286. Sorry.
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1287. You broke my watch.
You broke my watch, Larry.
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1288. - Mine still works.
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1289. You better put that thing
back on the dead body.
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1290. Drive the boat, Richard.
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1291. The cops are gonna take
our fat heads to jail.
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1292. My God. Look at them.
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1293. Ladies, how are you?
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1294. Hello, Betty.
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1295. God! Just once,
I'd like a woman like that.
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1296. Let's party.
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1297. Turn the boat!
Turn the boat!
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1298. Watch the fishermen! Fishermen!
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1299. - Watch the wake!
- Duck!
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1300. Watch the wake, Richard!
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1301. This is tougher than it looks.
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1302. You're doing very well, Richard.
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1303. - Sorry I snapped at you.
- No, it's OK.
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1304. I've never been chased by a killer
before, you know?
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1305. It's all right. You're doing very well.
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1306. - Why is everybody waving at us?
- I'm popular.
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1307. - I see.
- (man) Hey, Bernie, showing off again?
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1308. Oh, God. What the hell are those things?
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1309. Those are obviously
channel markers, Richard.
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1310. Obviously. OK, wise ass, do you know
what side I'm supposed to pass on?
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1311. That I don't know. Just stay close.
What else can happen here?
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1312. Oh, I've got no idea.
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1313. - Serpentine.
- Is that close enough?
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1314. - Do you hear something?
- Uh-uh.
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1315. - There it is again.
- Yeah.
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1316. - I wonder what that is?
- What is that?
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1317. - Man overboard.
- What?
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1318. - Stop the boat.
- Oh... Bernie!
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1319. He's got nice form.
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1320. I don't know.
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1321. - I'm trying to drive a boat.
- You're doing well.
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1322. Trying to get us
off this island of hell.
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1323. You had maybe one job to do.
Watch a dead body.
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1324. - Well, let's not argue about it.
- Jesus.
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1325. - You were the one who tied him up.
- Don't blame this all on me.
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1326. - Oh, my God.
- What?
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1327. You've lost my sunglasses.
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1328. Whoa!
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1329. - What are you doing?
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1330. I haven't got a clue.
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1331. - I don't believe this.
- What?
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1332. Lar... we're out of gas.
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1333. Paddling...
in the Atlantic Ocean...
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1334. - ... on a dead body.
- Rich, I'm getting swimmer's ear.
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1335. This is now the perfect weekend.
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1336. It started when I almost broke my leg
jumping on a moving ferry.
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1337. I get to this beautiful beach
and my host... Sorry, he's dead.
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1338. Where's the... Oh! Hampton Island.
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1339. Checkers. Excuse me, sir.
Is this your launch?
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1340. - Come on, let's go.
- Don't rush.
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1341. Come on, come on.
Can you put a little snap in it, fellas?
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1342. OK, Cappy.
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1343. Whoa.
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1344. (man) Hold on, you damn fool.
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1345. I fell down a lighthouse.
I had a corpse wash up...
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1346. - Hi, guys!
- ... next to me on the shore.
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1347. And then I find out that my dead boss
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1348. is not only a thief,
he wants to kill me.
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1349. I almost drown.
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1350. The girl of my dreams
now thinks I'm a raving lunatic.
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1351. You mean what's-her-name?
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1352. And, now, we're going back
to the house of death.
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1353. - Great weekend, huh?
- Great weekend!
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1354. Just get here as fast as you can.
Thanks, Ed.
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1355. Police is on the way.
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1356. Can just lock ourselves in
until they get here?
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1357. I hate it when he
stares at me like that.
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1358. Let's go.
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1359. OK, put him in his bathroom.
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1360. - Bernie's picked up a little weight.
- What do you expect?
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1361. He's been soaking in the ocean
for two hours.
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1362. Made a damn good
float though, huh?
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1363. Richard?
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1364. Richard, are you in here?
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1365. Richard?
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1366. Gwen! It's Gwen.
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1367. Hi, Gwen.
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1368. You know, you've got to be
the weirdest guy I've ever met.
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1369. - You told me Bernie was dead, right?
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1370. I just saw you with him.
What's your explanation this time?
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1371. Gwen! I don't mean to be rude,
but get the hell out of here.
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1372. No, I'm not going anywhere
until you tell me what is going on.
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1373. Listen to me! You're in danger here,
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1374. - leave unless you want to get shot.
- Oh, God, yeah, yeah, yeah...
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1375. Look, honey, Lomax is dead,
somebody is trying to kill us.
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1376. Can we stay at your house
until the cops come or what?
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1377. It's just Bernie.
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1378. Shh. Gwen... listen to me.
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1379. We didn't do this to him.
Do we look like we could kill someone?
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1380. Listen, honey, have a drink, relax.
You'll be fine.
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1381. Let me rephrase that.
Do I look like I could kill someone?
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1382. - (man) What is going on in there?
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1383. - Which one of you bastards hit me?
- Son of a bitch.
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1384. - You want to get your butt kicked?
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1385. - I can explain.
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1386. Company.
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1387. I didn't see anything.
I was looking at my watch.
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1388. I'm blind.
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1389. It's empty.
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1390. That's right. But this ain't.
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1391. - Let's go!
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1392. Run! Move it! This way!
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1393. - It's locked!
- Mister, what are you doing?
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1394. - We're friends of Bernie's.
- I hate Bernie's friends.
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1395. - Aah!
- This way.
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1396. To the bedroom.
Up here, come on!
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1397. - Come on, let's go.
- Up, up, up!
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1398. You're dead meat,
you little bastards.
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1399. - Aah!
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1400. - Now I'm really mad!
- Wait.
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1401. - What?
- You take Gwen, you go hide...
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1402. I'll let him chase me,
you try and call the cops, OK?
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1403. OK? That's it? No arguments?
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1404. I'll get youse, one by one!
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1405. There's no place to hide!
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1406. I'm gonna die.
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1407. - You kicked me, you bastard!
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1408. - Shit! Out of bullets.
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1409. - Sit the hell down!
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1410. - Hang on, Lar!
- I got him, Rich!
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1411. - Coming! Coming!
- I got him.
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1412. Get off.
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1413. - Hang on, Lar.
- I got him, Rich, I got him.
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1414. Stand up. Fight like a man.
Come on. Put them up, you chicken.
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1415. Watch this, Richard.
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1416. - All right, Lar.
- Huh?
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1417. Fists of steel.
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1418. Bernie? Bernie, let go of me.
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1419. I always liked you, Bernie.
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1420. Bernie!
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1421. - I got it, thanks.
- No, no, just a little closer.
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1422. Just get the two of us.
Get the handshake in, OK?
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1423. Wait a minute. I think I blinked. Did I
blink? I think I blinked a second there.
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1424. - He blinked.
- He blinked. I saw him.
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1425. Make sure he's wrapped up good.
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1426. Wait a minute.
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1427. I didn't kill him.
He's not dead.
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1428. I tried to kill him.
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1429. - Look at him. He's alive.
- (man) Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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1430. - He's not dead. He's alive.
- Move it.
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1431. That man is alive!
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1432. Well, now what?
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1433. Now I'm gonna take a week off.
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1434. You're taking a vacation?
The man who won't take a coffee break?
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1435. Gwen invited me to stay with her.
What am I gonna say?
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1436. You're kidding me. You invited him?
You fool. That's fabulous.
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1437. You deserve it, Richard.
The company owes you.
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1438. Just a couple of days
until Gwen leaves for school.
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1439. There's plenty of room
if you want to stay, Lar.
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1440. Me? Oh, no, thanks.
I'll just tough it out here at Bernie's.
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1441. I hear the party Saturday night is
better than Friday, actually.
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1442. Hey, what's going on?
What's happened?
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1443. (man) Didn't you hear?
Bernie Lomax got killed.
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1444. - No.
- (man) Yeah.
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1445. - Did you go to that party last night?
- No.
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1446. Lawrence, you done real good.
I'm proud of you.
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1447. Yeah, I did OK, huh? Surprised myself.
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1448. You did great, Rich.
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1449. Oh, hi, Bernie.
See you at the party tonight.
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1450. What?
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1451. - What did she say?
- What did she say?
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1452. Hey, mister, can I bury you?
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1453. Great!
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