1. Come on, come on.
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One, two, three.
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7. 'Are you gonna wear
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8. 'No!'
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9. 'No?'
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10. - 'And a barrel around your body.'
- 'No!'
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11. 'And scrub brushes
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12. - 'No!'
- 'One, two, three...'
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14. - Good morning.
- Arf?
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23. 'Franklin? Hey, it's me.
I just wanted to leave a message.
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some time to talk later?
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29. Done a lot.
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30. Look, Eva. I don't really care
who you are, or what you done,
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you can file, you can have this job.
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37. See you Monday.
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39. Looks like someone's having
a nice day. Enjoying yourself?
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41. I hope you rot in hell,
you fucking bitch!
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42. - Jesus. What the hell was that?
- No, no. It's nothing.
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43. - Let me call 911.
- No, it was my fault.
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44. - But she just totally hit you.
- No, no, I'm fine.
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45. 'Eva, when are you coming home?
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46. 'I miss you.
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47. 'I love you.'
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48. 'Promise me
you'll never go away again.'
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50. never go away.
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51. - Can you promise me?
- Yes, I promise.
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go away again.
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53. - Is it safe?
- No, it's not safe.
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57. 'Ooh, I can feel him. I can feel it.
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58. 'We did it.'
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59. I'm gonna need these
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60. But today is my afternoon off.
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61. - You remember, I told you?
- Oh, shit, that's right.
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62. - Get to them as soon as you can.
- Sure.
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63. Help me!
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64. - Hey, Eva.
- Hey, Al.
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65. No, officer, get off me!
Let go of me, man!
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66. Get off me!
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67. - Keep walking.
- Hey, lady! Lady!
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68. Lady, please help me!
I didn't do nothing, man!
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71. Stop resisting, Eva.
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72. Eva?
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73. Hey! Hey!
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74. Hey!
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75. Rise and shine.
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76. - It's late, Eva.
- Hey.
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77. The day's almost over.
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78. - Hi.
- Please don't pick him up.
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79. I've just put him down, Franklin.
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80. Hi. Hi.
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82. You wanna play?
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He's all right.
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90. - I'll take them as they are.
- But they're totally broken.
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92. 'You're gonna be
a good-looking boy.
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93. 'Man, the girls are gonna love you.
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94. 'No, no, no.
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95. 'Don't wake up. Don't wake up.'
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96. 'Can you say Mommy?
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97. 'Mo-mmy. Mommy?'
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98. Kevin?
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99. Can you say ball? Ball? B-B-B-B.
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102. I'm gonna throw it to you.
You're gonna roll it back to me, OK?
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103. Roll it back to Mommy.
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106. Roll it back, OK?
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he never stopped screaming,
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it had damaged his hearing.
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110. No, his hearing's fine.
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112. I read somewhere that non-verbalising
was an early sign of autism.
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of the tell-tale rocking signs.
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114. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
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116. But there's nothing wrong with him.
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117. Thank you.
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118. OK. Roll it back to Mommy.
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119. Whoa!
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120. Yay! Yay!
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121. OK. Gonna roll it back again.
That was really good, Kev.
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122. OK, here we go.
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124. OK?
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125. 'E is for elephant,
large as a house
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126. 'As big as can be,
not small like a mouse.'
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127. Can you say elephant, Kevin?
Elephant?
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128. E-le-phant.
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129. Kevin. Kevin?
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130. Kevin, could you say Mommy for me?
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131. No.
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132. - Mommy?
- No.
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133. - Just say Mommy.
- No.
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134. Trick or treat!
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135. Hey, lady,
we know you're in there!
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136. - We want candy!
- Shit.
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137. Hey, lady, we want candy!
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138. I don't like that. I don't like that.
I don't like that!
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139. Mommy was happy
before widdle Kevin came along.
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141. Now Mommy wakes up every morning
and wishes she was in France!
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142. 'Trick or treat!'
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143. Candy! Candy!
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146. But I love New York.
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147. Come on.
You sound like a bumper sticker.
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148. It's a matter of priorities, Eva.
He's only gonna be a kid once.
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149. You can house-hunt all you want.
I'm not leaving the city.
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150. Kevin, stop that. That's enough.
Let Mom and Daddy talk.
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151. - Neh, neh-neh, ner.
- Kevin, quit that!
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152. 'You got a family room here.
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153. 'Master bedroom's back there
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154. 'The bathroom is amazing.'
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155. Here we are, guys.
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156. I'm gonna go and grab some lunch.
Does anybody want anything?
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159. Hey.
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160. It's me. Soweto.
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161. Hi there.
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162. I just wanted to see how you were.
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163. I'm fine. Thanks.
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164. - You look well.
- Yeah.
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165. The doctors are saying
there's a chance I might walk again.
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166. That's great.
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167. Well, you take care, Mrs K.
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168. You too.
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169. Come on, come on!
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170. Die, die, die!
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171. Ah! No, no, no!
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172. - No, no, no, no.
- Got him!
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173. - How do you jump?
- Die!
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174. Go, go, go, go!
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175. Die!
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177. Kevin?
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178. Kev, you in there?
Let Daddy go pee-pee.
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179. In the pooper-dooper.
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180. See, you wanna kind of...
go right there.
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181. - Oh!
- See?
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182. Click on that link
and it should open right up.
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Well, try it again.
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184. - So left click. Wanna give it a try?
- Sure.
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185. - No, no.
- Sorry.
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186. - You wanna right click, right there.
- Yeah. OK.
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187. - See, it opens up. Right there.
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189. Thanks for your help.
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190. - I pooped.
- Oh!
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192. You pooped?
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193. Oh, OK. Well, let me help you.
Here... Wait a minute, OK.
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194. Here, erm... go to your room.
I'll be right there.
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195. Let's not wake up Mommy.
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196. Go on. Go on, buddy.
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197. These squiggly squares of paper...
they're dumb.
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199. You have your room.
This is Mommer's room.
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200. I can help you make
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201. What do you mean, "special"?
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205. They're dumb.
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you ever did.
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in their own shit.
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so they use the box.
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227. OK. Let's work on our counting.
What comes after three?
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228. Nine.
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229. - What comes after seven?
- 71.
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230. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
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231. 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,
17, 18, 19, 20,
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26, 27, 28, 29, 30,
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36, 37, 38, 39, 40,
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46, 47, 48, 49, 50.
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235. Now can we quit?
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236. There, you can add that together,
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237. You did not?
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238. You did not.
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239. Are you enjoying yourself?
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240. 'I can see the doctor by myself.'
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242. That's a brave boy you've got there.
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243. - Thank you.
- Anytime.
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250. - I broke my arm.
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255. It was all my fault.
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260. How did you get him to do that?
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261. Well, whatever it was, it worked.
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264. - I love you, kiddo.
- Nya-na-na-naah!
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Take any cool pictures?
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and it grows into an egg.
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282. Is this about fucking?
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283. Do you know what that means?
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284. The boy puts his pee-pee
in the girl's doo-doo.
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285. Well, haven't you ever wished you had
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287. - You might like it.
- What if I don't like it?
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Oh, that's your big brother.
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For two months?
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305. 'Why can't you send someone else?'
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306. 'I really wanna work
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307. 'First he cries too much.
Then he's too quiet.
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308. 'Then he makes up his own
little language and it's annoying.
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309. 'Then he has trouble toilet training,
a lot of kids do.
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310. 'And you see it as a personal vendetta.
This is not good for him.'
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pick up the goddamned phone!
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312. 'Pick up the goddamned phone!'
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313. '5, 6, 7, 8...
16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
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314. '21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27...'
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315. Please, please.
Oh, please, let me have a drink.
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to shoot him that wise?'
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'Not quite so ill as that I trust.'
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327. "And he took up another shaft..."
Are you OK, hon?
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328. "And he took up another shaft
and fitted it to the string.
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329. "Again he shot and again he smote
the arrow close beside the centre.
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330. "A third time he loosed his bowstring
and dropped his arrow
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331. "just betwixt the other two
and into the very centre,
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332. "so that the feathers
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to be one thick shaft.
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334. "And now a low murmur
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Feeling better?
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338. Sure thing, buddy.
You just get some rest, OK?
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that when the shooting was done,
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like the back of a hedgehog
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I hope this isn't an inconvenient time?
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of quick questions for you.
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as a matter of fact.
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350. I'm going straight to hell.
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- I don't give a rat's ass.
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- You're welcome, buddy.
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and you listen to the radio.
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or your little school,
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and you watch some more TV.
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380. 'I mean, what are all you doing
right now but watching me?
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382. 'if all I did was get an A in geometry?'
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You're my friend.
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Go get me a soda.
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Get me a root beer.
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- What?
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389. Thanks, Celie. I was thirsty.
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Come really close.
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You don't?
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395. - Hey, troops!
- Daddy!
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397. - Hey, Kev, give me a hand.
- Yeah, sure, Dad.
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is gonna want you now?
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stay for another drink.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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435. So, what next, Mumsy?
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436. We're gonna go home, you're gonna
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437. and I'm taking you to dinner.
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438. Great.
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439. We're going to dinner.
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440. I was hungry.
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441. I'm a growing boy, you know.
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442. I'll have er...
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443. calamari salad,
er... steak, medium rare,
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444. and a bottle of Merlot.
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445. All right.
Be right back with that.
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446. So, how's school going?
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447. It's going.
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448. Do you want my course schedule?
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449. How about your teachers?
Are there any who are...?
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450. What bands am I listening to
these days, right?
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451. Next, you can wheedle about whether
there isn't some cute little cunt
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452. in the front row who's got me itchy.
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453. That way, you can segue into
how it's all up to me, of course,
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454. but before balling the chick
in the hallway,
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455. I might decide to wait
until I'm ready.
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456. Right around dessert,
you can ask about drugs.
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457. Real careful, cos you don't want
to scare me into lying my head off.
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458. So you have to say
how you've experimented.
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459. Then once you've sucked up
that entire bottle of wine,
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460. you can go all gooey-eyed and say how
nice it is to spend quality time together.
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461. You can scooch over
and put your arm around my shoulder,
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462. give it a little squeeze.
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463. Fuck.
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464. Your computer's fucked, isn't it?
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465. Yeah, it's fucked,
and so are all the ones at work.
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466. I guess I deserved it.
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467. Why would you have
something like that?
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468. I collect them.
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469. Isn't that a weird thing to collect?
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470. I don't like stamps.
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471. But what's the point?
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472. There is no point.
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473. That's the point.
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474. No, it really hasn't been
any trouble at all.
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475. Everybody's bringing a dish.
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476. Oh, that's them now. I gotta go.
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477. OK, you have a great day.
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478. Bye, Mom.
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479. Merry Christmas.
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480. 'All right, Kev, you're next.'
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481. Can you guess what it is?
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482. It's a Series-7. The guy in the store
said it was the best one.
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483. Gee, Dad. Thank you so much.
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484. - Merry Christmas.
- It's perfect.
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485. Sorry.
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486. What did you eat for breakfast?
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487. How was your day, Snuffles?
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488. Oh, yeah!
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489. Did you hear that "thunk"?
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490. That's a powerful thing, man.
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491. Celie?
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492. Come on, honey. Time for bed.
There we go.
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493. I thought I closed the door.
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494. Kevin says I'm stupid, and he's right.
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495. You're not stupid, honey.
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496. Don't you worry, we'll find him.
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497. Now you scoot down. Come on.
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498. Scoot down.
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499. OK.
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500. You cosy?
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501. - Snuffles?
- Snuffles?
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502. Eva... face it.
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503. Mr Snuffles has gone
to the big pet store in the sky.
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504. - Don't say that. Don't say that!
- Yes, but it's true.
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505. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
to mourn Mr Snuffles.
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506. Stop it, stop it!
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507. Who was snuffed out...
tragically early!
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508. So Daddy and Mommy were
looking for him the whole night.
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509. And you know why we couldn't find him?
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510. Because Snuffles has gone
to live in the garden.
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511. He's living in the garden now, with
a whole bunch of new animal friends.
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512. Celie?
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513. OK, give me the spoon.
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514. So they're having
a big party tonight
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515. with the chipmunks and the squirrels,
and the raccoons.
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516. And they're eating nuts and berries,
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517. and they're gonna
have a whole bunch...
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518. Urgh!
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519. Wh... Why did you leave
the drain stuff out?
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520. I didn't. I put it away.
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521. Then how did it get out?
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522. It was Kevin. Kevin did it.
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523. You need to go talk to someone.
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524. So, Kev, erm... Mom had something
that she wanted to tell you.
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525. I wanted to...
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526. thank you for calling the ambulance.
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527. And?
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528. And...
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529. I was concerned that
you might be feeling responsible.
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530. Why's that?
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531. Because you were supposed
to be looking after her.
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532. We just don't want you
to blame yourself.
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533. No, I don't.
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534. I mean, I never said I did.
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535. She's gonna need a glass eye, Kevin.
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536. So we would appreciate
you looking out for her.
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537. Any name calling...
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538. You don't really remember
being a kid much, do you, Dad?
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539. Celia's just gonna have to suck it up.
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540. I thought you didn't like those.
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541. Yeah, well, they're...
What do you call it?
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542. An acquired taste.
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543. Sorry, honey. I'm so sorry.
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544. There you go.
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545. OK.
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546. Thank you, Mommy.
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547. Hey, kiddo. More practice?
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548. Yeah, you know it. Hey, Celie,
you want to come collect arrows?
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549. No!
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550. Thanks, sweetie.
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551. So... what do you want to do?
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552. We'll last out the school year
if we can, and...
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553. make arrangements
over the summer.
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554. At least custody is a no-brainer.
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555. Is it?
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556. You've decided.
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557. Eva, there's nothing left to decide.
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558. It already happened.
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559. I needed a drink of water.
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560. Hey, Kev.
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561. Listen, buddy, it's easy
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562. when you hear it out of context.
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563. Why would I not know the context?
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564. I am the context.
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565. You have to appeal.
Paying costs is punitive.
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566. - No.
- You'll lose your business, your house.
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567. I hate the house. I always have.
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568. Run, bitch! You rot in hell!
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569. - Hey.
- Parcel for Kevin Khatcha... dourian?
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570. Dourian, right.
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571. Careful, it's heavy.
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572. - It is?
- Yeah.
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573. - You have a nice day.
- You too.
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574. What are they for?
You never ride your bike.
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575. I got these for a song off the web.
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576. I'm gonna make a bundle
selling them at school.
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577. Next Donald Trump, huh?
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578. Come with me.
Come with me.
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579. - Whoo!
- Yeah.
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580. I'll take you back to my ship.
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581. One, two, three. One, two, three.
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582. One, two, three.
One, two, three...
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583. One, two, three!
One, two, three...
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584. - Ready for the big dip?
- Ah!
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585. One, two, three.
One, two, three...
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586. Enchanted to meet you, young lady.
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587. 'Did you eat all your cereal?'
'Yes, I did.'
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588. 'All right.
You can have some toast.'
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589. You're a little clammy.
You feeling OK?
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590. Never better.
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591. Hey, only three days to go
till you're 16, huh?
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592. We should do something.
How about Sunday?
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593. Dunno. Might be tied up.
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594. Clean up some of this mess,
and then get dressed and go.
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595. - I don't wanna go to school.
- I know.
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596. But Daddy has to take a shower,
and we have to go. Say goodbye.
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597. 'Franklin? Do you think we could
make some time to talk later.
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598. 'Just the two of us without the kids?
I really wanna work this thing out.'
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599. Doesn't Kevin go to Gladstone High?
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600. 'Franklin.
Pick up the goddamned phone!
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601. 'Franklin!'
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602. I'm a mother. I have my son here.
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604. Have you seen Kevin?
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605. Kevin?
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606. Kevin?
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607. Laura!
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608. Laura!
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609. 'Go! Go!
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610. 'Fight! Fight!
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611. 'Win! Win!
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612. 'Go! Fight! Win!
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613. 'Go! Go!
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614. 'Fight! Fight!
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615. 'Win! Win!
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616. 'Go! Fight! Win...'
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620. Celie?
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623. I'm almost 18, aren't I?
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624. What is it?
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627. Do you know anything
about those places?
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628. Well... you managed it all so well.
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629. Tried as a minor,
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630. out of your head on Prozac.
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631. You'll be out of there
in a couple of years.
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632. Know what day it is today?
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633. Why they let me come
and see you on a Monday?
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634. Sure.
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635. It's my anniversary.
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636. Two years.
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637. Plenty of time to think about it.
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640. Now I'm not so sure.
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641. Your time's up.
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