1. - Ow.
- Huh?Copy !req
2. I said, "Ow."Copy !req
3. Oh.
Wha...Copy !req
4. Whoa-ho-ho!
Look at you!Copy !req
5. You look just like me!Copy !req
6. Finally a friend my size...
but with stripes!Copy !req
7. Come on, come on!
Let's hang!Copy !req
8. Whoa. Wait a minute.Copy !req
9. Why are you
just laying hereCopy !req
10. in the middle
of the train tracks?Copy !req
11. I was walking
along the tracksCopy !req
12. because I thought they'd
lead somewhere cool.Copy !req
13. Whoa! Cool! That's what
I was looking for!Copy !req
14. But then I tripped and
fell and my foot got stuck.Copy !req
15. Ah, not cool.Copy !req
16. This is my life now.Copy !req
17. No friends.
No family.Copy !req
18. Just me
and the train tracks.Copy !req
19. Aw, don't be a sad bear.Copy !req
20. Besides, I'm great
at un-stucking things.Copy !req
21. Now up we go!Copy !req
22. Ugh! Unh!Copy !req
23. See? Hopeless.Copy !req
24. Come on, man,
you got to believe!Copy !req
25. Unh! Unh! Unh!Copy !req
26. Hmm?Copy !req
27. What?Copy !req
28. A train!
What's that doing here?Copy !req
29. Aah! Get me out!
Get me out!Copy !req
30. Aah!
I'm not strong enough!Copy !req
31. Come on, foot!
Help! Help! Somebody!Copy !req
32. Help! Help! Help me!
Somebody, please!Copy !req
33. Call the po-po!
Call the cops!Copy !req
34. Help us! Help us! Please!
Somebody, help!Copy !req
35. Blegh.Copy !req
36. Whoa!
Whoa!Copy !req
37. That's what
I'm talkin' about!Copy !req
38. Aah!
The train got closer!Copy !req
39. - Aah!
- Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
40. We won!
Freedom!Copy !req
41. Huh?
Huh?Copy !req
42. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
43. Aw, my bindle!Copy !req
44. Go... without me.Copy !req
45. Come on!
Move those baby legs!Copy !req
46. Aah!
Whoa! Cool!Copy !req
47. Aah! Aah!
Faster, faster, faster!Copy !req
48. Aah! Take my paw!Copy !req
49. I'm trying!Copy !req
50. Come on! Reach!Copy !req
51. Aaaaah!Copy !req
52. Aw, yeah!Copy !req
53. It's still gaining on us!
Aaah!Copy !req
54. Faster!Copy !req
55. We're not gonna make it!Copy !req
56. - Aaaaah!
- Aaaaah!Copy !req
57. Aah! Ah!Copy !req
58. Oh, my gosh! The thing!
It's today!Copy !req
59. Bros? I got to get read...
Aah! Oof!Copy !req
60. Pan Pan! Bro! Today's the day!
We're running late!Copy !req
61. Oh, my gosh!
I totally forgot!Copy !req
62. Let me change
into something else!Copy !req
63. Okay, okay! You look great!
Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
64. Ah! Lil' bro,
stop chiseling.Copy !req
65. Mailman!Copy !req
66. Aah!Copy !req
67. - Whoo-hoo!
- Sorry, mailman!Copy !req
68. - Excuse me! Coming through!
- Hey, Charlie!Copy !req
69. Oh, hey, bears.Copy !req
70. Hurry! Come on!Copy !req
71. Coming through!
Bear stack!Copy !req
72. - Oh! Sorry! Our bad!
- So sorry. Our bad.Copy !req
73. - Coming through.
- Coming through.Copy !req
74. Aah!
Whoa!Copy !req
75. Grizz, we're gonna be...
Whoa! Watch out!Copy !req
76. - Aah!
- Whoa!Copy !req
77. Sorry!Copy !req
78. Look, one of those
scooter things!Copy !req
79. Renting now.Copy !req
80. Hey, bears!Copy !req
81. Whoa! Slow down, guys!Copy !req
82. - Coming through!
- Look out!Copy !req
83. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
84. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
85. Aah!Copy !req
86. Aaaah!Copy !req
87. Aaah!Copy !req
88. Ugh.Copy !req
89. I feel slightly sick.
Did we make it?Copy !req
90. Bros, there it is!Copy !req
91. Bonjour!Copy !req
92. Welcome to the grand opening
of Le Bonne Poutine!Copy !req
93. Yes! We did it!Copy !req
94. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
95. Ah! I've been waiting
for this new truck.Copy !req
96. And we're first in line.Copy !req
97. Is this what being an influencer
feels like?Copy !req
98. Oh! Feels nice.Copy !req
99. I don't even
know what poutine is.Copy !req
100. What's poutine?Copy !req
101. It's the most
delicious treat ever!Copy !req
102. And you know it's good
'cause it's from Canada!Copy !req
103. Yes, Canada... land of the free,
home of the brave!Copy !req
104. Plus, we love bears!Copy !req
105. See?Copy !req
106. Aw, neat!Copy !req
107. We'll have three poutines,
please.Copy !req
108. Comin' right up!Copy !req
109. Hey, guys!
Get in! Get in, guys!Copy !req
110. Say "poutine."Copy !req
111. Poutine!Copy !req
112. So, I decided to start over
and rebrand myself onlineCopy !req
113. as a cool guy this time.Copy !req
114. CoolGuy28 to be exact.Copy !req
115. Mm. I can smell
the likes already.Copy !req
116. Order up! Three poutines!Copy !req
117. Hmm?
Oh.Copy !req
118. Guess we got here
just in time.Copy !req
119. Look at all
these hungry people.Copy !req
120. We're not hungry!
We're angry!Copy !req
121. We're angry at you!Copy !req
122. Yeah!Copy !req
123. - Wha...
- Huh?Copy !req
124. You ruined our wedding.Copy !req
125. You ruined my pizza!Copy !req
126. Uh, we're sorry.
It was an accident.Copy !req
127. We didn't mean to.Copy !req
128. Well, we're tired
of your antics!Copy !req
129. Ice Bear's antics
are entertaining.Copy !req
130. That's just what we do.Copy !req
131. Yeah, it's fun
and, uh, endearing.Copy !req
132. Alright, alright.
Everyone calm down.Copy !req
133. Now, just state your complaints
in an orderly fashion,Copy !req
134. and I'll add them to our
bear-complaint file.Copy !req
135. Bear complaint file?
What is that?Copy !req
136. Yep, "broke... skateboard."
Uh-huh.Copy !req
137. Excuse me. Pardon me.
Sorry. Just a sec. Thank you.Copy !req
138. "Stole... bear...
complaint... binder."Copy !req
139. And he pushed me.Copy !req
140. Wha?
Can you guys believe this?Copy !req
141. "Bears are too big
and loud."Copy !req
142. "Made tote bags uncool."Copy !req
143. "The panda keeps
asking me out.Copy !req
144. He is so awkward.
Why can't he take a hint?"Copy !req
145. This must be
another panda, right?Copy !req
146. Oh, man!Copy !req
147. I had no idea people
felt this way about us.Copy !req
148. Ice Bear not bad bear,
just misunderstood.Copy !req
149. Ugh! We got to fix this.Copy !req
150. But what do we do?Copy !req
151. Huh?Copy !req
152. Hey, my car!Copy !req
153. - Uh!
- Hey!Copy !req
154. - Hey!
- Whoa!Copy !req
155. Now, you see here, mister!Copy !req
156. What's up?Copy !req
157. - Ah! It's Nom Nom!
- It's Nom Nom!Copy !req
158. Oh, my God!
It's Nom Nom!Copy !req
159. Aah!Copy !req
160. Ugh. Nom Nom.Copy !req
161. Hey, Nom Nom, do the face!Copy !req
162. Oh, you mean... this face?Copy !req
163. Oh, ho ho!Copy !req
164. Yeah, just give me
the special.Copy !req
165. Oh! I have something
extra specialCopy !req
166. for you, Mr. Nom Nom,
sir!Copy !req
167. Uh, hey, Nom Nom.
Hey, Greg.Copy !req
168. Oh, i-it's Grizz.Copy !req
169. And here it is!Copy !req
170. It's a special
Nom Nom poutine!Copy !req
171. Meh. I'm full.Copy !req
172. Hey!Copy !req
173. Ugh!Copy !req
174. I'm so sick
of being treated like this!Copy !req
175. Nom Nom can get away
with anything!Copy !req
176. I mean, I can't even get away
with...Copy !req
177. "Sat on my birthday cake."Copy !req
178. Alright, I did do that.Copy !req
179. Well, what do you expect?Copy !req
180. That's just how people treat you
when you make cool videos.Copy !req
181. Well, then we just needCopy !req
182. to make cool videos
and stuff, too.Copy !req
183. Uh, Grizz, that never
works. Remember?Copy !req
184. Mom? Are you in there?Copy !req
185. Here's your bottle.
Now, try to get...Copy !req
186. Bad video. No likes.
Look, my point is,Copy !req
187. people didn't watch
our videos before,Copy !req
188. and they're not gonna
watch them now.Copy !req
189. We're just not popular.Copy !req
190. But what if this time,
we make the ultimate video!Copy !req
191. The most viral of the viral!Copy !req
192. I guess, but it's not likeCopy !req
193. we can force people
to watch our video.Copy !req
194. Ice Bear has idea.Copy !req
195. Aah!Copy !req
196. And... aha!Copy !req
197. Hey, lil' bro,
how's it goin' up there?Copy !req
198. Lil' bro?Copy !req
199. Hacking complete.
Ice Bear is in.Copy !req
200. Alright, alright, alright!Copy !req
201. Let's get this show
on the road!Copy !req
202. Pan Man, how's the set
coming along?Copy !req
203. Ugh! Ugh! Okay, I guess.Copy !req
204. Grizz, I don't know
about this plan.Copy !req
205. Panda, it's foolproof.Copy !req
206. We're putting every popular
Internet thing into one video!Copy !req
207. They're gonna love it!Copy !req
208. Uh, shouldn't we be
a little more original?Copy !req
209. I mean, won't this seem,
I don't know,Copy !req
210. a little cringey
and passé?Copy !req
211. Yo, it'll go great, man.Copy !req
212. The Internet
is a positive place,Copy !req
213. full of only kind
and supportive people.Copy !req
214. Uh... Shh, shh.
Do it for the likes.Copy !req
215. Okay, last thing we need is...
Oh! Your phone.Copy !req
216. What? My phone? Why?Copy !req
217. We have to connect
your account.Copy !req
218. CoolGuy28, right?Copy !req
219. How's that going,
by the way?Copy !req
220. Wha?
How is that even possible?Copy !req
221. Ugh.
Okay, you're right.Copy !req
222. Nothin' left to lose.Copy !req
223. Ha ha!
That's the spirit!Copy !req
224. Alright, places,
everybody, places.Copy !req
225. Panda, you ready
for your close-up?Copy !req
226. Yeah. I guess.Copy !req
227. Little bro?
Ice Bear born ready.Copy !req
228. Okay, boys, it's showtime!Copy !req
229. Wah-ha-ha!Copy !req
230. Aah!Copy !req
231. Yo, Bay Area fam!
You ready to party?Copy !req
232. 'Cause things are about
to get lit up in here!Copy !req
233. We're comin' at you
with the most fire hits!Copy !req
234. Ugh!Copy !req
235. And don't forget to like,
comment, and subscribe to bears!Copy !req
236. 'Cause bears are actually
really cool and the best!Copy !req
237. Let's go!Copy !req
238. Ohhhh!Copy !req
239. Wow, this is so cringey.
Is this for real, dude?Copy !req
240. Aah! Oh, man!
So cold!Copy !req
241. These memes
are older than I am.Copy !req
242. I don't get it.Copy !req
243. Whoa!Copy !req
244. Ah! This is going great!Copy !req
245. Panda!
Go check on the stats!Copy !req
246. Ah! Okay! Ow!Copy !req
247. Whoa! What?
I think this is really working!Copy !req
248. I think people love it!Copy !req
249. Wah! Uh, guys, uh,
something is wrong.Copy !req
250. Panda, stop worrying!
The stream must go on!Copy !req
251. Oh!Copy !req
252. Oh!
Huh?Copy !req
253. What's happening?Copy !req
254. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
255. Oh!
Aah!Copy !req
256. Help! Help!
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
257. Well, stream's over, I guess.Copy !req
258. Do people like us now?Copy !req
259. Oh, sure.
They're gonna love us.Copy !req
260. Uh-oh.Copy !req
261. Outraged citizens descend
on city hall tonightCopy !req
262. in the aftermath
of a massive blackoutCopy !req
263. attributed to three bearsCopy !req
264. and their desperate bid
for attention.Copy !req
265. Quiet, please.
Everyone, quiet.Copy !req
266. Now, I know you're upset,
but if we all calm down,Copy !req
267. I'm sure these bears
can explain themselves.Copy !req
268. Uh, geez.Copy !req
269. Um, sorry, everyone.
We made a mistake.Copy !req
270. But good news.
It's not gonna happen again.Copy !req
271. Right, bro?Copy !req
272. Ice Bear is filled
with deep regret.Copy !req
273. I'm sorry about everything.Copy !req
274. I thought it was a bad idea
in the first place,Copy !req
275. but someone
dragged me into it.Copy !req
276. Mm-hmm.
Welp, there you go.Copy !req
277. Let's just jot this down
in the bear file and...Copy !req
278. Boo! Boo! Boo!Copy !req
279. These bears should
be held accountable!Copy !req
280. Their high jinks have gone on
way too long!Copy !req
281. And they smell!Copy !req
282. Hmm.Copy !req
283. Okay, maybe pick up some trash
or paint a fence, or...Copy !req
284. Huh?Copy !req
285. Who's that?Copy !req
286. Step aside.
I'll take over from here.Copy !req
287. Uh, who are you?Copy !req
288. Agent Trout...Copy !req
289. Department of National
Wildlife Control.Copy !req
290. I'm here because someone
isn't doing their job.Copy !req
291. I apologize for being subtle,
but it's you.Copy !req
292. You're not doing your job.Copy !req
293. See, you've got
a bear problem.Copy !req
294. And I'm a problem solver.Copy !req
295. Bear problem?Copy !req
296. Bear problem.Copy !req
297. Nature.
We all love nature.Copy !req
298. A stroll in the park,
a hike on a sunny afternoon.Copy !req
299. But what happens when
nature... invades?Copy !req
300. Oh!Copy !req
301. Aah!Copy !req
302. Coyotes bullying schoolchildren!Copy !req
303. Pigeons dealing in contraband!Copy !req
304. Wild cougars
stalking the innocent!Copy !req
305. I've seen it all, folks.Copy !req
306. But I've never seen anything
as disturbingCopy !req
307. as what you see here today.Copy !req
308. Hey, is he
talking about us?Copy !req
309. No comments until the end
of the presentation.Copy !req
310. In this world,
there is a natural order.Copy !req
311. And when that order is violated,Copy !req
312. when wild animals are allowed
to live among us,Copy !req
313. in our communities,
in our homes,Copy !req
314. that's when nature
becomes unnatural.Copy !req
315. Are we really going to tolerate
these bearsCopy !req
316. wreaking havoc in the city?Copy !req
317. Walking on two legs?
Talking?Copy !req
318. - Yeah.
- Sure, yeah.Copy !req
319. And the sickest, most disturbing
thing these bears do?Copy !req
320. They stack!Copy !req
321. What's wrong with that?Copy !req
322. What's wrong with that?Copy !req
323. These bears are a threat
to the natural order!Copy !req
324. As long as they're here, your
entire way of life is at risk.Copy !req
325. W-W-What do we do?Copy !req
326. Simple.
We do what I do best.Copy !req
327. Capture, detain, and relocate
the infestation.Copy !req
328. Send these bears back to where
they belong... a bear reserve!Copy !req
329. Cut off from human society
forever!Copy !req
330. Yay!Copy !req
331. Yeah! No more bears!Copy !req
332. What now, Grizz?Copy !req
333. I don't know.Copy !req
334. - Agh! Hey!
- You can't do this!Copy !req
335. Hey! No! This is wrong!Copy !req
336. This is our home!
You can't just force us out!Copy !req
337. Ugh!Copy !req
338. No! No! No! Please!Copy !req
339. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
340. Don't shove Ice Bear.Copy !req
341. Ice Bear knows where to go.Copy !req
342. Hold it.Copy !req
343. Leave us.Copy !req
344. You've been living among humans
for so long,Copy !req
345. but that time has passed.Copy !req
346. You can't do this!
This is our home!Copy !req
347. Yeah!
We'll get a lawyer!Copy !req
348. Lawyer? Pfft. What are you gonna
do? Pay them in honey?Copy !req
349. Farewell.Copy !req
350. Take 'em away.Copy !req
351. Pay them in honey.
Ahh.Copy !req
352. What do you want?
We want justice!Copy !req
353. This is unconstitutional!
What are you, crazy?Copy !req
354. If you hurt them, I will...
I will...Copy !req
355. write a very long letter
to my senator!Copy !req
356. I'm not going to hurt them.Copy !req
357. I'm sending them to a place
where they'll be happy.Copy !req
358. Isn't that what you want,
little girl?Copy !req
359. Grrr.Copy !req
360. Officer Murphy is on his wayCopy !req
361. delivering the bears
as we speak,Copy !req
362. and there's nothing you can do
to change that.Copy !req
363. Hey, Trout.
Where'd the car go?Copy !req
364. Officer Murphy?
That's weird.Copy !req
365. I was just getting some coffee
and doughnuts and...Copy !req
366. Ugh! If you're here,
then who is driving the car?Copy !req
367. Ow!Copy !req
368. Wha! Oof!Copy !req
369. Grizz, are you okay?Copy !req
370. Hey! Would you mind
not driving like a maniac!Copy !req
371. Aaaah!Copy !req
372. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
373. Aw, it's alright, Henry.Copy !req
374. The car sickness
will go away soon.Copy !req
375. Charlie!
Charlie!Copy !req
376. Oof!Copy !req
377. Hey, bears!Copy !req
378. A lil' birdie told me
y'all were in some trouble.Copy !req
379. She also taught meCopy !req
380. how to hijack
this police vehicle.Copy !req
381. Charlie!
You're a life saver!Copy !req
382. Yeah, Charlie! We never would've
guessed it was you!Copy !req
383. Aw, my Pan Pan!
Get in here!Copy !req
384. Uh, shouldn't you be watching
the road or somethin'?Copy !req
385. Ah, no worries.
I got someone on it.Copy !req
386. Uh, how many animals
did you bring with you?Copy !req
387. Huh, I don't know.
Like, all of them?Copy !req
388. Ah, don't worry, bears.Copy !req
389. I got a plan to hide
and everything.Copy !req
390. Oof!Copy !req
391. What's the news, Carl?Copy !req
392. Great.
Squeak, squeak, squeak.Copy !req
393. Bears! Bears!Copy !req
394. Looks like the coast
is clear, fellas.Copy !req
395. Here, put these on
so nobody recognizes ya.Copy !req
396. What's the point?Copy !req
397. One for you.Copy !req
398. Everyone hates us.
One for you.Copy !req
399. And that trout guy wants
to throw us in bear jail.Copy !req
400. And one for you.Copy !req
401. Ice Bear always the outlaw.
Never the law.Copy !req
402. I don't know
what we're gonna do.Copy !req
403. Here's what you do!
Burn all your stuff!Copy !req
404. The more precious,
the warmer the fire.Copy !req
405. Ah! My stuff!Copy !req
406. Oh! We'll never find a place
to call home again.Copy !req
407. Mi casa no casa.Copy !req
408. What a cruel world!Copy !req
409. Huh?Copy !req
410. Ooh! Ooh!
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
411. Alright, who's ready to burn off
their fingerprints?Copy !req
412. Bros, I know
what we can do!Copy !req
413. Canada! We can start
a new life in Canada!Copy !req
414. What? Canada?Copy !req
415. Yeah, Canada!Copy !req
416. Everyone's brave!
Everything's free!Copy !req
417. And they love bears
in Canada.Copy !req
418. Just look at this picture.Copy !req
419. We wouldn't have to hide.Copy !req
420. We could be free,
livin' the Canadian dream.Copy !req
421. Um, I don't think this
is a good idea, Grizz.Copy !req
422. We don't even
have passports.Copy !req
423. We don't need passports.
We're bears!Copy !req
424. Pfft. So, uh...
So what are we gonna do?Copy !req
425. Change the car so we can drive
around undetected?Copy !req
426. Great job, boys.Copy !req
427. Thank you so much,
Charlie, for everything.Copy !req
428. Keep in touch, you know.Copy !req
429. Ice Bear will never forget
Charlie's face... and feet.Copy !req
430. Ah, it was nothin',
bears.Copy !req
431. I'd do anything for you guys.Copy !req
432. Okay, now,
where's Panda?Copy !req
433. Huh?
Huh?Copy !req
434. What's he doin'?Copy !req
435. Ah, I'll see what's up.
He lo-o-oves me.Copy !req
436. Hey, Pan Man, you all set
to go to Canada?Copy !req
437. I know you might be a little
tense from nerves, but...Copy !req
438. Waaah!
Ugh! Stop!Copy !req
439. We-We're r-rushing into
this way too fast!Copy !req
440. Canada?
I-I wanna stay here!Copy !req
441. Hey, I don't wanna leave
either, man.Copy !req
442. But we don't have
a choice, Panda.Copy !req
443. But we're leaving
everything behind!Copy !req
444. Our home! Our friends!
Our whole life!Copy !req
445. It's way too risky!Copy !req
446. Panda, I know it's a risk,
but trust your big bro!Copy !req
447. If we work together, everything
will work out fine...Copy !req
448. No, Grizz!
Come on, little bro.Copy !req
449. You know it's smarter
to stay here.Copy !req
450. Lil' bro knows that staying here
is a bad idea!Copy !req
451. We gotta go to Canada!Copy !req
452. We should stay!Copy !req
453. Go!
Stay!Copy !req
454. Please don't... break Ice Bear.Copy !req
455. Waaah! Aah! Aah!
Ugh!Copy !req
456. You wanna go to Canada so bad,
just go without me!Copy !req
457. Fine!
Fine!Copy !req
458. Fine!Copy !req
459. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
460. What are you
so happy about?Copy !req
461. Oh, nothing!Copy !req
462. Just the fact that we have
all this time to hang outCopy !req
463. and be best friends
in the woods all aloneCopy !req
464. forever and ever
and ever and ever and ever.Copy !req
465. Wait up!Copy !req
466. Wait! Wait! Wait for me!Copy !req
467. Ugh!Copy !req
468. I knew you'd come
around, Pan Pan.Copy !req
469. Yeah, yeah,
don't rub it in.Copy !req
470. I'm only here to make sureCopy !req
471. you two don't get into
any more trouble.Copy !req
472. Sounds good to me!Copy !req
473. And I've got an idea
to get us going.Copy !req
474. Oh, yeah.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
475. Yeah! That's what
I'm talkin' about!Copy !req
476. Hit it, brotha!Copy !req
477. We are driving to Canada
in style, Baby!Copy !req
478. Whoo!Copy !req
479. Huh?Copy !req
480. Oh. Duh!
The lid was on.Copy !req
481. Hey, guys! I think
I found another clue!Copy !req
482. - Yay!
- That's my boy!Copy !req
483. Well, the cave
is completely empty.Copy !req
484. Looks like the bears
skipped town.Copy !req
485. So case closed.Copy !req
486. This case isn't closed
until I say it is.Copy !req
487. Uh, but they're gone.
Isn't that what you wanted?Copy !req
488. Don't worry.Copy !req
489. You and your adorable
little team can relax.Copy !req
490. I've called my own
reinforcementsCopy !req
491. to finish the job.Copy !req
492. Reinforcements? Huh?Copy !req
493. Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hup! Hup! Hup!Copy !req
494. Uh, Trout?Copy !req
495. This seems like a lot.Copy !req
496. Listen up.Copy !req
497. Three fugitive bears
are on the loose,Copy !req
498. and we're going to find them.Copy !req
499. Let's show Officer Murphy
how we handle wild animals.Copy !req
500. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
501. You are just capturing
these bears, yes?Copy !req
502. Yes.
Capture them.Copy !req
503. No matter the cost.Copy !req
504. Ugh!
Grizz, enough already!Copy !req
505. At least learn the words.Copy !req
506. Come on, Panda.
Lighten up!Copy !req
507. We're road trippin'!
This is fun.Copy !req
508. Right, lil' bro?Copy !req
509. Fun? Grizz, how can you be
so calm about this?Copy !req
510. We're fugitives!Copy !req
511. Relax, Panda.
They'll never find us.Copy !req
512. Don't think of this
as us being on the run.Copy !req
513. Think of it more like...Copy !req
514. a road trip!Copy !req
515. What?
A road trip?Copy !req
516. But, Grizz, we're wanted.Copy !req
517. We're criminals!Copy !req
518. And... And...
Shh-shh-shh.Copy !req
519. Listen up.Copy !req
520. Ice Bear
wants to lay low.Copy !req
521. Aha!
Just think of it.Copy !req
522. I don't know, Grizz.Copy !req
523. Listen.
On the way to Canada, we...Copy !req
524. Oh, come on.
Don't be a downer, Panda.Copy !req
525. There's plenty of other things.Copy !req
526. Like...
oh, I know!Copy !req
527. How 'bout...Copy !req
528. Aw, come on, Pan Man.Copy !req
529. Come on, bros,
you love adventure.Copy !req
530. What's it gonna be?Copy !req
531. Well, I guess...Copy !req
532. I've always wanted to take
selfies in the desert.Copy !req
533. Ooh! Okay!
Yeah! That's great!Copy !req
534. Ice Bear wants to see
the redwood trees.Copy !req
535. Ah! He-he!
That's perfect!Copy !req
536. And it'd be cool to send out
postcards to all our friends.Copy !req
537. Yeah!
There you go!Copy !req
538. Ice Bear wants to see
the Muffler Man.Copy !req
539. Uh, okay, sure.Copy !req
540. Huh, you know,Copy !req
541. maybe this won't
be so bad after all.Copy !req
542. Yeah, and just
'cause we fell,Copy !req
543. doesn't mean
we'll continue to fall.Copy !req
544. See, Panda?
Trust your big bro.Copy !req
545. Everything's
gonna be okay!Copy !req
546. Yeah, yeah.
Oh!Copy !req
547. I'm gonna check and see
if there's any cool stopsCopy !req
548. coming up.Copy !req
549. Ice Bear sees stop ahead.Copy !req
550. Huh?Copy !req
551. What's with
all the traffic?Copy !req
552. Hmm.Copy !req
553. Gah!Copy !req
554. It's the police,
and they have pictures!Copy !req
555. Oh, yeah?
Of who?Copy !req
556. Of us!
Wh-What?Copy !req
557. Oh, no! Wha...
W-W-What do we do?Copy !req
558. Uh, okay. Stay calm.
Just, um...Copy !req
559. Back up and we'll take
a different road.Copy !req
560. Bah!
We're trapped!Copy !req
561. Aaaah!
Quick, Panda!Copy !req
562. Get Charlie's bag!Copy !req
563. Grizz, stop it!Copy !req
564. One second!Copy !req
565. Ow, Grizz!
You're on my foot!Copy !req
566. Heh-heh.
Hello, officer!Copy !req
567. Turn that hippy-dippy
music off.Copy !req
568. You gentlemen from
around here?Copy !req
569. Yes.
No.Copy !req
570. Ask again later.Copy !req
571. Have you seen
these three bears?Copy !req
572. No. Oh, wh-what are
they doing there?Copy !req
573. Heh.
Stacking?Copy !req
574. That's so weird.Copy !req
575. We're humans!Copy !req
576. Ri-i-i-ght.Copy !req
577. I'm gonna need
your registration.Copy !req
578. Oh, sure thing, officer.Copy !req
579. Hmm.Copy !req
580. I'll have to run this
by my boss.Copy !req
581. You stay put.Copy !req
582. We got a 436
on the 22.Copy !req
583. We got to get out of here!
Go! Go! Go! Floor it!Copy !req
584. No!
We can't just bolt out of here!Copy !req
585. Uh, uh,
we can get out and run!Copy !req
586. No!
We just ate!Copy !req
587. What if we sing
another song?Copy !req
588. Cops hate music.
Well, fine then.Copy !req
589. Why don't we just leave
really slow?Copy !req
590. Ye-Yeah.
L-Let's try that.Copy !req
591. That's right, sir.
We found them.Copy !req
592. It's obviously just three bears
in disguises.Copy !req
593. Hold them there.
I'm on my way.Copy !req
594. Yeah, so, I, uh, start
every day with 100 push-ups.Copy !req
595. - Is that a new baton model?
- Yeah.Copy !req
596. Pretty nice, huh?
Can't wait to use it.Copy !req
597. We'll find those bears
any second now.Copy !req
598. Yes, sir.
We'll hold 'em.Copy !req
599. Heh.
Dumb bears.Copy !req
600. Huh?
Whoa!Copy !req
601. We got 'em, sir.Copy !req
602. Open up, bears.
We know you're in there.Copy !req
603. Huh? Ugh!Copy !req
604. Do these people look
like bears to you?Copy !req
605. No.Copy !req
606. Of course they're not bears,
you dummy!Copy !req
607. Trick I use to tell
the differenceCopy !req
608. is noting the lack of fur
and cute little ears.Copy !req
609. 'Cause they're bears.Copy !req
610. Ugh!Copy !req
611. Wa-ha-ha!
Yeah!Copy !req
612. Man, that was
a piece of cake!Copy !req
613. Everything
is coming up bears.Copy !req
614. Everything is not
coming up bears!Copy !req
615. Hey!Copy !req
616. If we keep on the main roads,
we're gonna get caught.Copy !req
617. I found a detour.
It's safer.Copy !req
618. Okay, take the next left,
lil' bro.Copy !req
619. That'll take forever!Copy !req
620. We'll never reach Canada.
Come on!Copy !req
621. The main highway's
a straight shot.Copy !req
622. But they'll find us
on this road.Copy !req
623. Panda, relax.Copy !req
624. We're fine, buddy.
We're past 'em.Copy !req
625. Just keep going
this route.Copy !req
626. - Hey!
- Staying on current course.Copy !req
627. Stop it, Grizz!
No!Copy !req
628. - We got to take the detour!
- Route updated.Copy !req
629. Ice Bear
suggests this route.Copy !req
630. - Hey! Stop! Don't you start!
- Route updated.Copy !req
631. Give it back, Grizz!
Just stay on this road.Copy !req
632. Back! Stop!
This is faster.Copy !req
633. - Rerouting. Rerouting.
- Ice Bear picks this one.Copy !req
634. It's my phone!
Stop!Copy !req
635. Go this way!
It's the best route!Copy !req
636. Aaah!
Aaah!Copy !req
637. Whoa!Copy !req
638. Aaaah!Copy !req
639. Slow down, bro!Copy !req
640. Ice Bear can't slow down.
Brakes not working.Copy !req
641. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
642. Oh!
Oh!Copy !req
643. Whaa!Copy !req
644. Everyone okay?Copy !req
645. Yeah. Barely.
Huh?Copy !req
646. Oh, great.
Our van is totaled.Copy !req
647. Nice job, everyone.Copy !req
648. Wait.
Do you hear that?Copy !req
649. Guys, guys, guys!Copy !req
650. It's gonna be fine!
We're good!Copy !req
651. I'm sure whoever's over there
can help us fix our van.Copy !req
652. Come on, bros!
Forward!Copy !req
653. We're gonna die here,
aren't we?Copy !req
654. Whoa.
Is this a cornfield?Copy !req
655. Can we eat the corn?Copy !req
656. No, Grizz.
That would be stealing.Copy !req
657. Ice Bear just eating stuff
off the ground.Copy !req
658. Salty.Copy !req
659. Oh!Copy !req
660. Huh?
What the heck is that?Copy !req
661. Whoa!Copy !req
662. Weird. It's like some
kind of stick house.Copy !req
663. A stick stadium!Copy !req
664. What's it doing way out
in the middle of nowhere?Copy !req
665. Ice Bear
getting weird vibes.Copy !req
666. Y'all going in or what?Copy !req
667. Got a mad case of fomo
already.Copy !req
668. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
669. What?Copy !req
670. How, uh, wh... wh... uh, j...
cow... b... huh?Copy !req
671. Ah, you forgot the password.Copy !req
672. Happens all the time.Copy !req
673. No worries.
I got ya.Copy !req
674. What's the password?Copy !req
675. 1-2-3-4.Copy !req
676. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
677. Alright, boys,
here we go!Copy !req
678. Welcome!Copy !req
679. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
680. Oh, hey, girl!
I see you!Copy !req
681. It's like an animal rave?Copy !req
682. "Internet Animal Fest"?Copy !req
683. Wait, guys! I think
I recognize these animals!Copy !req
684. They're all
Internet famous!Copy !req
685. Like you!
You're Angry Kitty!Copy !req
686. Yeah, that's me.Copy !req
687. So cool!
So cool!Copy !req
688. And I'm
The Painting Elephant.Copy !req
689. I paint with my nose.Copy !req
690. Juice My Car Raccoons, man!Copy !req
691. And I'm
Jacked Up Kangaroo.Copy !req
692. Ta-hoo!
You bears ready to party?Copy !req
693. You wanna party with us?Copy !req
694. No one's ever asked us
to party before.Copy !req
695. - Yeah! Come on!
- Whoo!Copy !req
696. - Party!
- Yeah! Party!Copy !req
697. Okay, we're in!
Let's go!Copy !req
698. Oh, hey, guys.Copy !req
699. Whoa.
I knew I recognized you.Copy !req
700. You're Dramatic Cow!Copy !req
701. Yeah, but I don't like
to brag or nothin'.Copy !req
702. Hey, what's up, guys?Copy !req
703. Crazy party, huh?
Yeah!Copy !req
704. Can you follow me?
Please?Copy !req
705. Uh, sure.
Who are you?Copy !req
706. I'm Pizza Rat!Copy !req
707. Um, here you go.Copy !req
708. Yeah!
One million and one followers.Copy !req
709. One million.Copy !req
710. Aw, come on, bros.Copy !req
711. Getting followers is so hard,Copy !req
712. especially when everyone
started copying my video.Copy !req
713. Bruh! Stop that!
I-I'll sue you, man!Copy !req
714. I will, bro!Copy !req
715. Mm, anyways, so, how many
followers do you guys have?Copy !req
716. How'd you guys go viral?Copy !req
717. Nah, man. We aren't actually
Internet famous.Copy !req
718. They're not famous?Copy !req
719. What up? I thought you bears
were viral video stars.Copy !req
720. Y'all were just basic
this whole time? Mm.Copy !req
721. This party's for
Internet animals only!Copy !req
722. - It's against the rules!
- Boo!Copy !req
723. Well,
we tried to go viral.Copy !req
724. Follow me at CoolGuy28.Copy !req
725. Ice Bear popular
in Asia.Copy !req
726. Uh, what are you
guys gonna do?Copy !req
727. We're callin' the po-po.Copy !req
728. Oh, no.
Trout.Copy !req
729. Please let us go!Copy !req
730. - Stop! Stop!
- Call the cops!Copy !req
731. You don't understand!
Please!Copy !req
732. You don't understand, sir!
Wait!Copy !req
733. No! No!
Stop!Copy !req
734. Just hear us out!Copy !req
735. Parlay!Copy !req
736. - Huh?
- What?Copy !req
737. What?Copy !req
738. Grizz, what are you doing?Copy !req
739. I don't know.
I heard it in a movie.Copy !req
740. "Parlay"?
What does that even mean?Copy !req
741. "Parlay... to cease fire
and hold a conferenceCopy !req
742. with the opposing side."Copy !req
743. Hmm.Copy !req
744. Well, sounds like we got
to hear 'em out.Copy !req
745. - Okay.
- Makes sense.Copy !req
746. Uh...
Look, I-I'm sorry, everyone.Copy !req
747. We... We didn't mean
to crash your party.Copy !req
748. We just... crashed our car,
and now we're stuck here.Copy !req
749. Please.Copy !req
750. We got kicked out of our home
just because we're bears.Copy !req
751. Being Ice Bear
shouldn't be a crime.Copy !req
752. We're just trying
to get to CanadaCopy !req
753. to maybe find a place that will
accept us for who we are.Copy !req
754. Nobody cares about us
because we're different.Copy !req
755. Haven't you had any people
judge you like that?Copy !req
756. Yeah. People think
I'm mad all the timeCopy !req
757. because I look angry.Copy !req
758. But this is just my face.Copy !req
759. I have
other feelings, too.Copy !req
760. Nobody takes me seriously
as an artistCopy !req
761. just because
I paint with my nose.Copy !req
762. And everyone just looks at me
as a buff kangaroo,Copy !req
763. but I am so much more than that.Copy !req
764. Why can't the people see?Copy !req
765. The world can be a cruel
and unkind place.Copy !req
766. We just want to believe
that it's not all like that.Copy !req
767. Hey, maybe we did
judge you unfairly.Copy !req
768. We're sorry, bears.Copy !req
769. Listen, we'll fix your car
so you can find your new home.Copy !req
770. We're on it!
That was real inspiring, bears!Copy !req
771. Yeah, we'll hook you up!Copy !req
772. Come with me.Copy !req
773. You can stay with us
for the night.Copy !req
774. - Wow. Thanks!
- Thanks, you guys!Copy !req
775. Thanks, everyone!
We love you!Copy !req
776. What?
They get to stay?Copy !req
777. It took me 500,000 followers
before you even let me in!Copy !req
778. How's that fair?Copy !req
779. I'll end you, bro.Copy !req
780. Hey, Grizz, what happens
if we never find a new home?Copy !req
781. Hmm.
I don't know.Copy !req
782. I never thought about it.Copy !req
783. Ice Bear
full of uncertainty.Copy !req
784. Yeah, don't worry, bros.Copy !req
785. We always figure it out.Copy !req
786. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
787. Well, good night.Copy !req
788. Sweet dreams.Copy !req
789. Good night.Copy !req
790. No!Copy !req
791. Huh?Copy !req
792. Please don't step on me,
Grizz!Copy !req
793. Oh, hey, Pan.Copy !req
794. What are you doing
down there, bud?Copy !req
795. Hey, no worries.
I got you, dude.Copy !req
796. Let me carry you
the rest of the way.Copy !req
797. Gee, thanks, Grizz!Copy !req
798. Huh? Ha!
Hey, lil' bro!Copy !req
799. Alright, don't worry.Copy !req
800. I can help you
both off this bridge.Copy !req
801. Yay!Copy !req
802. Oh, no! The train!
It's gonna get us!Copy !req
803. Not to worry, bros.Copy !req
804. Plenty of time
to get off the tracks.Copy !req
805. Hey, Grizz, can you
help me out, too?Copy !req
806. Sure, no worries, guys.Copy !req
807. Huh?
Welcome aboard.Copy !req
808. What about me?
And me!Copy !req
809. - Thanks, Grizz! Appreciate it!
- You're the best!Copy !req
810. - Thanks, Grizz!
- Thank you!Copy !req
811. Appreciate it, bro!Copy !req
812. Aah!Copy !req
813. Huh?
Oh, phew.Copy !req
814. - Aaah!
- Aaah!Copy !req
815. Aah!Copy !req
816. - Oh, no!
- We're not gonna make it!Copy !req
817. - Help us, Grizz!
- He's gonna catch us!Copy !req
818. Don't worry, bros!
I'll make sure you're safe!Copy !req
819. Aaaah!
No!Copy !req
820. No!Copy !req
821. Please! No!Copy !req
822. Farewell, bear.Copy !req
823. No!Copy !req
824. G-Grizz, what's...
what's wrong?Copy !req
825. Never mind.
I think I need some fresh air.Copy !req
826. Okay.
If you need anything...Copy !req
827. Ugh, I can't see a thing.Copy !req
828. It's too dark in here.Copy !req
829. Guys! Guys!
Get up! Get up!Copy !req
830. Grizz, stop waking us up.Copy !req
831. What is it this time?Copy !req
832. Aah!Copy !req
833. This is the end of the line,
bears.Copy !req
834. We have you surrounded.Copy !req
835. Come out with your paws up.Copy !req
836. Aah!
How'd they find us?Copy !req
837. Sorry, bears.
I had to snitch.Copy !req
838. Pizza Rat!Copy !req
839. Hey!
I followed you, man!Copy !req
840. I know, but so did they.Copy !req
841. Yes! Yes!
More followers!Copy !req
842. Take 'em down, boys.Copy !req
843. Aaah! Oh, no! What do we do?Copy !req
844. You're not welcome here!Copy !req
845. Animals!Copy !req
846. Drop the beat.Copy !req
847. Come on!
Hurry!Copy !req
848. Run for your lives!Copy !req
849. You fools!
Come back!Copy !req
850. They're just a bunch
of wild animals!Copy !req
851. Actually, they're not wild.Copy !req
852. They're cute
viral-video animals.Copy !req
853. Agh!Copy !req
854. Come on!
Come on!Copy !req
855. Everyone, these bears,
they need to split now!Copy !req
856. Hey, don't worry.
It's all ready for ya.Copy !req
857. Yeah, yeah. Check it.
We're good.Copy !req
858. Wow! You fixed it!
It's back to normal!Copy !req
859. Not quite.
We juiced it.Copy !req
860. Whoa!Copy !req
861. Yeah!
Running on 100%...Copy !req
862. Lava lamp, baby!Copy !req
863. We want to keep it
on theme.Copy !req
864. Enough!
Quit talkin' and get drivin'!Copy !req
865. Good luck, bears.
Be safe out there.Copy !req
866. Yeah, but if you ever get
in a pinch,Copy !req
867. just hit that button
on the dash.Copy !req
868. No, no!
Not now, man!Copy !req
869. Pfft.
Ugh, amateurs.Copy !req
870. - Oh, thank you, guys!
- Be safe!Copy !req
871. Peace out!Copy !req
872. Quiet!Copy !req
873. - Huh?
- Aww!Copy !req
874. Ugh!Copy !req
875. What?Copy !req
876. Alpha Team, regroup!Copy !req
877. They're getting away!Copy !req
878. Step on it, Murphy!Copy !req
879. Unh-unh. Aren't you
forgetting something?Copy !req
880. Agh! Go!Copy !req
881. Where are we?Copy !req
882. We haven't been driving
that long.Copy !req
883. Hmm, looks like
we're passing throughCopy !req
884. some kind of industrial zone.Copy !req
885. It's all that's left
before we reach Canada.Copy !req
886. Uh.Copy !req
887. Whoa, lil bro.Copy !req
888. Hey, uh, why are you
speeding up so much?Copy !req
889. Guys, we've got company.Copy !req
890. This is your last chance.
Pull over, bears!Copy !req
891. Oh, no!
They've caught up to us!Copy !req
892. Hello, police?
I was wondering if I couldCopy !req
893. request a jail cell
with a top bunk bed?Copy !req
894. Panda, no!
Aah!Copy !req
895. We can't give up!
We've come too far.Copy !req
896. We just have to lose
these bozos.Copy !req
897. Lil bro, you up
for the challenge?Copy !req
898. Ice Bear
ready to do or die.Copy !req
899. Step on it, bro!
Burning rubber.Copy !req
900. All units!
After those bears!Copy !req
901. Dude, they're right on our...
Aah, turn left!Copy !req
902. No, no, right!
Drift, drift!Copy !req
903. Aah!Copy !req
904. Whoa, watch out
for that ramp!Copy !req
905. Aah!Copy !req
906. Punch it, Murphy!Copy !req
907. But, Trout, there's
a mean-looking ramp ahead.Copy !req
908. Just do it! Faster!
Okay!Copy !req
909. Stop running, bears!Copy !req
910. You have
no chance of escape.Copy !req
911. Ram 'em, Murphy!Copy !req
912. Aaah! Ugh!Copy !req
913. Aaaah!
What do we do?Copy !req
914. Lava power.
Huh?Copy !req
915. Oh, the special button!Copy !req
916. Let's boogie.Copy !req
917. Huh? What?
Aaaaah!Copy !req
918. Yo, y-y-yo,
what is going on?Copy !req
919. Aah! No!
Oh, no, what's happening?Copy !req
920. What the sweet peas
is that?Copy !req
921. Ohh, is this some
kind of control board?Copy !req
922. I don't know,
I'll pick the big one!Copy !req
923. I wonder
what lava power means?Copy !req
924. Yaaaah!Copy !req
925. No.Copy !req
926. Pan Man, what the heck
are you doing back here?Copy !req
927. I don't know
what the buttons do!Copy !req
928. I pushed the big one,Copy !req
929. and it almost
brought the whole place down!Copy !req
930. Well, push another one!Copy !req
931. Um, gah!Copy !req
932. Aaah!Copy !req
933. Just a second here.Copy !req
934. Whoa!
Try another one.Copy !req
935. Uhh! Okay!Copy !req
936. - Aah!
- Yes!Copy !req
937. We gotta speed up, bro!Copy !req
938. Ice Bear maxed out.Copy !req
939. Whoo! Yeah!
Take that!Copy !req
940. Ha ha!
Lava power, baby!Copy !req
941. Whoa!
Aaah!Copy !req
942. Panda!
I got you, Pan Pan!Copy !req
943. Aah!
Grizz!Copy !req
944. Oh, no!
Cellie!Copy !req
945. Drive steady.Copy !req
946. Uh, Trout, be careful.Copy !req
947. That looks, uh, dangerous!Copy !req
948. Panda, hang on!Copy !req
949. Aaaahh!Copy !req
950. You will be captured.Copy !req
951. Huh?
Sweet biscuits!Copy !req
952. Aah!Copy !req
953. Oh, no!
The bears!Copy !req
954. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
955. Aah! Panda!
Grab my paw!Copy !req
956. Gotcha!Copy !req
957. Uh-oh.Copy !req
958. Murphy!Copy !req
959. Call reinforcements
to follow them!Copy !req
960. But we don't know
where they're going.Copy !req
961. They could be
headed anywhere.Copy !req
962. Sir, this is Unit 21.
We found something.Copy !req
963. I'll be right there.Copy !req
964. Hmm.Copy !req
965. Come on, old van.
You got this!Copy !req
966. Oof!Copy !req
967. Aw, man!
Now what do we do?Copy !req
968. Guys, look, look, look!Copy !req
969. Is that...?
It is!Copy !req
970. Canada!
Canada!Copy !req
971. Freedom!
Acceptance!Copy !req
972. Lumber.Copy !req
973. Oh, what are we waiting for?
Let's run!Copy !req
974. No, wait!
Let's stack!Copy !req
975. Hello!
We're here to come to...Copy !req
976. Canada!Copy !req
977. Ooh! Haha!
Bears!Copy !req
978. Ohh!
This is just great.Copy !req
979. You guys
are gonna love it here.Copy !req
980. We Canadians love bears.
See?Copy !req
981. Oh, and we love you,
Mr. Canadian.Copy !req
982. Ahh, I am so ready for
the beginning of our new lives.Copy !req
983. Ice Bear ready
for universal healthcare.Copy !req
984. That's wonderful, guys!Copy !req
985. Just show me your passports,
and you'll be good to go.Copy !req
986. Just show me
your passports.Copy !req
987. - Uh, uh...
- Um, we don't have passports.Copy !req
988. Oh.Copy !req
989. Well, then, uh, I can't let
you in, then, can I?Copy !req
990. Wait, what?
Whoa!Copy !req
991. No! That can't be right!
Grizz!Copy !req
992. I thought you said
we didn't need passports!Copy !req
993. But... But...
But I-I thought...Copy !req
994. Ugh!
I cannot believe this.Copy !req
995. Please, sir.
You have to let us in.Copy !req
996. I mean, we're bears!
We don't need passports, right?Copy !req
997. Mm, maybe not in the States,
but up here, you sure do.Copy !req
998. Sorrey.
No!Copy !req
999. No "sorrey"!
You don't know what meCopy !req
1000. and my brothers
went through to get here!Copy !req
1001. Surely there's some way!Copy !req
1002. Just let us through!Copy !req
1003. No can do.
Ohh!Copy !req
1004. Then we'll just climb over,
then, huh, we won't tell.Copy !req
1005. Uh...Copy !req
1006. Ooh, my poutine's done.
Well, good luck!Copy !req
1007. What? No!
Come on!Copy !req
1008. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
1009. Grizz, give it up already.
It's over.Copy !req
1010. What? Ugh!
Nonsense, Panda!Copy !req
1011. I'll think of something else.Copy !req
1012. We can just sneak
in another way,Copy !req
1013. or, uh,
we can go get passports!Copy !req
1014. Uh, c-c'mon!
To the car, boys!Copy !req
1015. Uh...Copy !req
1016. I've had it!
I'm over it, Grizz!Copy !req
1017. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
1018. This!
Any of this!Copy !req
1019. Over and over,
we get into trouble,Copy !req
1020. you make up one of your schemes,
and everything ends up worse.Copy !req
1021. Schemes?Copy !req
1022. I'm the only one trying to
get us out of this mess!Copy !req
1023. A mess that you created!Copy !req
1024. This never would've happened
if you hadn't pushed usCopy !req
1025. into making
that stupid video.Copy !req
1026. Hey, people
liked that video!Copy !req
1027. Ugh,
you are so in denial.Copy !req
1028. Oh, I'm in denial,
"Coolguy"?Copy !req
1029. How dare you.Copy !req
1030. Huh?
Huh?Copy !req
1031. Aw, see,
now look what you did!Copy !req
1032. Look,
let's just calm down.Copy !req
1033. Playing the blame game
isn't gonna get usCopy !req
1034. any closer
to finding a new home.Copy !req
1035. Grizz, how are you not getting
it through your thick head?Copy !req
1036. You can't fix this.Copy !req
1037. We're not wanted anywhere.Copy !req
1038. We're never gonna
find a home.Copy !req
1039. I'm outta here!Copy !req
1040. Hey!
Where are you going?Copy !req
1041. Come on. We gotta stick together!
Stop it!Copy !req
1042. We can't leave!
We're brothers!Copy !req
1043. No!
We're not!Copy !req
1044. We're not brothers,
Grizz.Copy !req
1045. We're just a bunch
of dumb bearsCopy !req
1046. who made up some storyCopy !req
1047. to make ourselves
feel better.Copy !req
1048. Panda.Copy !req
1049. Bravo.Copy !req
1050. Very entertaining.Copy !req
1051. And, really, it's the least
you bears could doCopy !req
1052. after being so easy to find.Copy !req
1053. I mean, honestly,
this was almost boring.Copy !req
1054. My phone!Copy !req
1055. And now
you're coming with me.Copy !req
1056. Welcome, bears!Copy !req
1057. Ahh.Copy !req
1058. The fresh smell
of an animal reserve center.Copy !req
1059. I do hope you'll enjoy
our state-of-the-art facilities,Copy !req
1060. including a new electrically
charged barbed-wire fence.Copy !req
1061. That's 10,000 volts between you
and the outside world.Copy !req
1062. What are you
gonna do to us?Copy !req
1063. What am I going to do?Copy !req
1064. Well, I'll start by putting each
of you in one of these.Copy !req
1065. Wha...
Aah!Copy !req
1066. No!
No!Copy !req
1067. Hey, hey!
Stop!Copy !req
1068. Hands off Ice Bear.
Don't touch us!Copy !req
1069. Grizz, help me!
Bros!Copy !req
1070. Aah!Copy !req
1071. Lil Bro!
No!Copy !req
1072. Lil Bro!
Get off Ice Bear.Copy !req
1073. Stop.Copy !req
1074. Aah!
Stop this!Copy !req
1075. Stop!
Let him go.Copy !req
1076. So he can say goodbye
for one last time.Copy !req
1077. What?
What do you mean?Copy !req
1078. Why, we're sending the beasts
back to where they belong.Copy !req
1079. I don't wanna go!Copy !req
1080. No! You monster!Copy !req
1081. Trout?
Isn't this a little cruel?Copy !req
1082. Illegal even?Copy !req
1083. You can't separate them.Copy !req
1084. I mean, they're brothers.Copy !req
1085. Brothers?
Really?Copy !req
1086. I don't see
the resemblance.Copy !req
1087. Well, Trout,
I-I just don't...Copy !req
1088. This case is closed.Copy !req
1089. You won't be needed
anymore, Murphy.Copy !req
1090. Take them away.Copy !req
1091. No! Panda!
Lil Bro!Copy !req
1092. No!Copy !req
1093. No.Copy !req
1094. Don't worry.Copy !req
1095. We've got something
extra special for you.Copy !req
1096. Right over there.Copy !req
1097. Aah!Copy !req
1098. What's wrong?
You don't like your new home?Copy !req
1099. Why are you doing this
to us?Copy !req
1100. We never did anything to you!
Why shouldn't I?Copy !req
1101. Humans have been nature's
dominant predatorCopy !req
1102. since the beginning
of time.Copy !req
1103. And this is the closestCopy !req
1104. I will ever get
to hunting you.Copy !req
1105. So long, bear.Copy !req
1106. Huh?Copy !req
1107. Oh.Copy !req
1108. Thanks.Copy !req
1109. I've never seen
so many bears before.Copy !req
1110. So, they captured
you all, too?Copy !req
1111. Err.Copy !req
1112. Oh, right.
Sorry.Copy !req
1113. I never learned to speak
bear language.Copy !req
1114. Err.Copy !req
1115. Hey,
don't be a sad bear!Copy !req
1116. Wha...?
What the...?Copy !req
1117. Whoa, this place is a dump.Copy !req
1118. What happened to us, dude?Copy !req
1119. Uh...Copy !req
1120. What happened?Copy !req
1121. I messed up.
That's what happened.Copy !req
1122. I tried
to make things better,Copy !req
1123. but all I ended up doing
is making things worse.Copy !req
1124. I'm useless.Copy !req
1125. But what about
our lil bros?Copy !req
1126. Don't you care about them?Copy !req
1127. It's impossible.
There's nothing I can do.Copy !req
1128. And it's all my fault
they're even in this mess.Copy !req
1129. They're better off
without me.Copy !req
1130. I see.Copy !req
1131. That's rough, man.Copy !req
1132. But what about the promise
we made to our brothers?Copy !req
1133. Promise?Copy !req
1134. What promise?Copy !req
1135. The day we first met?Copy !req
1136. We made a promise
to each other.Copy !req
1137. Don't you remember?Copy !req
1138. When we...
first met?Copy !req
1139. It's still gaining
on us!Copy !req
1140. Aah!Copy !req
1141. - Faster!
- We're not gonna make it!Copy !req
1142. Ugh! I got you guys!Copy !req
1143. Phew!
Thanks for catching us.Copy !req
1144. We totally would have died.
Like, really died.Copy !req
1145. Ha, ha! It was nothing! Ow.Copy !req
1146. I'm Grizz, by the way.
Nice to meet ya!Copy !req
1147. I'm Panda.Copy !req
1148. Whoa! I can't believe
we survived that!Copy !req
1149. You were amazing, man!Copy !req
1150. The way you came in,
like, "Whoosh! Bam!"Copy !req
1151. And... And you were
like, "Pow!"Copy !req
1152. And then like, "Sha, sha,
sha, sha, sha!"Copy !req
1153. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
1154. And I was like...
And I was like, uh, uh, uh...Copy !req
1155. Hey, I was not like that.Copy !req
1156. Wow, we make
a great team!Copy !req
1157. Wait a second!Copy !req
1158. Something...
Something's coming to me.Copy !req
1159. Hold on.
Wait up.Copy !req
1160. Thinking.
Okay!Copy !req
1161. I just got a crazy idea!Copy !req
1162. What if we kept
this team thing going?Copy !req
1163. What do you mean?Copy !req
1164. You know, like,
we'd stick together,Copy !req
1165. have each other's backs,
and take care of each other.Copy !req
1166. Like a family?Copy !req
1167. Yeah!
Exactly!Copy !req
1168. And that would make us brothers!Copy !req
1169. But we don't
even look alike.Copy !req
1170. I know! That's, like,
the best part!Copy !req
1171. Yeah.
Yeah, I guess it is!Copy !req
1172. Cool!
I now have brothers!Copy !req
1173. Yes!Copy !req
1174. Let's promise that the three
of us are brothers!Copy !req
1175. For life!Copy !req
1176. No matter what happens, we'll
always be there for each other.Copy !req
1177. Yeah,
and support each other.Copy !req
1178. Alright, "Bros for life,"
on three.Copy !req
1179. One, two, three!Copy !req
1180. Bros for life!
Bros for life!Copy !req
1181. Bros... for life.Copy !req
1182. It's time we make good
on those words.Copy !req
1183. We made a promise!Copy !req
1184. Yeah,
no matter what happens,Copy !req
1185. we'll be there
for each other, right?Copy !req
1186. Bros for life, right?Copy !req
1187. So, what are you gonna do?Copy !req
1188. I-I-I'm gonna
save my brothers!Copy !req
1189. I'm strong.Copy !req
1190. I'm a big brother!Copy !req
1191. Ra-a-a-a-a-wr!Copy !req
1192. Ra-a-a-a-a-wr!Copy !req
1193. Ra-a-a-a-a-wr!Copy !req
1194. Ra-a-a-a-a-wr!Copy !req
1195. Ra-a-a-a-a-wr!Copy !req
1196. Yes!
Now to free my brothers!Copy !req
1197. Fellow bears,
can you help me?Copy !req
1198. Sweet! Alright!
But how do I get you guys out?Copy !req
1199. That's it!Copy !req
1200. They're all loaded up, sir.Copy !req
1201. Good.
Get ready for departure.Copy !req
1202. Yes, sir.
Huh?Copy !req
1203. What the...?Copy !req
1204. Grizz!Copy !req
1205. Get out of the way,
Trout!Copy !req
1206. We're going home.Copy !req
1207. You animals need to get
back to your cages.Copy !req
1208. What you're doing
is wrong.Copy !req
1209. We're family,
and you can't separate us!Copy !req
1210. I said, "Get
back to your cages!"Copy !req
1211. You think you belong?Copy !req
1212. That you can fit in
with the rest of society?Copy !req
1213. You are nothing but some filthy,
mindless beasts!Copy !req
1214. - You're wrong, Trout!
- Aah!Copy !req
1215. Am I?Copy !req
1216. Your brothers will return
to where they belong,Copy !req
1217. and so will you.Copy !req
1218. Ha! What do you think
you're going to do with that?Copy !req
1219. This! Huh!Copy !req
1220. Lil bro!Copy !req
1221. Take Ice Bear's hand
if you want to live.Copy !req
1222. Aaah!
It's over, Trout.Copy !req
1223. No!Copy !req
1224. Ice Bear full of rage.Copy !req
1225. Your reign of terror
is over.Copy !req
1226. Get back!Copy !req
1227. Get back, you beasts!Copy !req
1228. These cages, this reserve,
everything!Copy !req
1229. You're doing all
of this becauseCopy !req
1230. you're afraid
of what's different.Copy !req
1231. Not because it's right.Copy !req
1232. And we're not gonna
stand for it.Copy !req
1233. Huh?Copy !req
1234. No! No!Copy !req
1235. No! Let me out!
Let me out!Copy !req
1236. Free me right now,
you animals!Copy !req
1237. Nature has an order!Copy !req
1238. Nature adapts.Copy !req
1239. Maybe you should, too.Copy !req
1240. Can we go home now?Copy !req
1241. Yeah, man.
Let's do it.Copy !req
1242. Huh?Copy !req
1243. Oh, man, this whole place
is on fire!Copy !req
1244. Gotta get outta here!Copy !req
1245. Quick, we need to get
everyone to the exit!Copy !req
1246. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
1247. There's no way out!Copy !req
1248. Ice Bear
senses impending doom.Copy !req
1249. Huh?
Do you guys hear that?Copy !req
1250. What is it?Copy !req
1251. Hang on, bears!
I'm on my way!Copy !req
1252. - Is that...
- Officer Murphy?Copy !req
1253. I'm bringin' her down.Copy !req
1254. Aah!Copy !req
1255. Sorry, bears!
I can't land in this fire.Copy !req
1256. You gotta figure out a way
to come to me.Copy !req
1257. Aah,
how do we get up there?Copy !req
1258. Uh, what do we do?
What do we do? What do we do?Copy !req
1259. Wait, I got something!
What is it?Copy !req
1260. We just gotta do
what we do best.Copy !req
1261. Oh.
Yeah.Copy !req
1262. Brothers and sisters,
listen to me!Copy !req
1263. Everyone!
We gotta stack!Copy !req
1264. Murphy, we're coming up!Copy !req
1265. Roger.
Hurry, bears.Copy !req
1266. The fire's closing in.Copy !req
1267. Come on.
Hurry.Copy !req
1268. You got it.
I got you.Copy !req
1269. Don't worry!
I got you!Copy !req
1270. Okay, hurry it up!Copy !req
1271. Okay.
Gah!Copy !req
1272. Okay, now, keep stacking.
Yup, faster.Copy !req
1273. Help each other up.Copy !req
1274. We are reporting live
from the sceneCopy !req
1275. of a massive forest fireCopy !req
1276. surrounding an animal
reserve center.Copy !req
1277. While workers have evacuated,Copy !req
1278. dozens of bears are still
trapped with no means of escape.Copy !req
1279. Wait.
Something's happening.Copy !req
1280. It's... It's the bears!Copy !req
1281. It appears that a grizzly,
panda,Copy !req
1282. and polar bear are leading
an escape attemptCopy !req
1283. by forming
a giant bear stack!Copy !req
1284. But the flames are closing in.Copy !req
1285. There's no telling if they'll
reach that helicopter in time.Copy !req
1286. Hurry up, bears!
Grab on!Copy !req
1287. Steady.
Steady.Copy !req
1288. Okay, I think
we're gonna make it.Copy !req
1289. Aah!
Oof!Copy !req
1290. I guess you bears are good
for something, after all.Copy !req
1291. No!
Don't do this, Trout!Copy !req
1292. And who's gonna stop me?
Hmm?Copy !req
1293. Your bear stack can't
reach me from there!Copy !req
1294. Huh?Copy !req
1295. Hmm?Copy !req
1296. Sit down, Trout,
and shut your doughnut hole!Copy !req
1297. Hang on, bears.
I'm getting us out of here!Copy !req
1298. Everybody!
Lean!Copy !req
1299. Got it!Copy !req
1300. Here we go!Copy !req
1301. Hang on, everybody!Copy !req
1302. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
1303. There you go.
You're gonna be alright, sir.Copy !req
1304. Hey, bears.
How you holding up?Copy !req
1305. Ice Bear is invincible,
but a little sore.Copy !req
1306. I can't believe we got out
of that mess.Copy !req
1307. Yeah,
but what about him?Copy !req
1308. Eh, don't worry
about Trout.Copy !req
1309. He won't be
bothering you anymore.Copy !req
1310. So, what'll we do now?Copy !req
1311. I don't know.Copy !req
1312. But we'll
figure it out together.Copy !req
1313. Bros for life?Copy !req
1314. Yeah, bros for life.Copy !req
1315. - Bears! Bears!
- Over here!Copy !req
1316. How did you pull off
that incredible rescue?Copy !req
1317. How does it feel
to be heroes?Copy !req
1318. Heroes?
Us?Copy !req
1319. Will you pursue
legal action?Copy !req
1320. Have you thought about selling
the movie rights to your story?Copy !req
1321. When will you
return home?Copy !req
1322. Uh, well, uh, I don't know
if that's up to us.Copy !req
1323. Maybe ask him?Copy !req
1324. - Officer!
- Officer!Copy !req
1325. When will the ban
on the bears be lifted?Copy !req
1326. Hmm?Copy !req
1327. Um, uh, well, uh,
as an officer of the law,Copy !req
1328. I will do everything
in my powerCopy !req
1329. to make sure that
the bears return home.Copy !req
1330. One more question.
Final comment, sir.Copy !req
1331. Sir, over here.
One more time.Copy !req
1332. I can't believe it!
We're finally going home!Copy !req
1333. But what about
all these bears?Copy !req
1334. Ice Bear will miss
bear brethren.Copy !req
1335. Hmm.
I have an idea.Copy !req
1336. - One more question.
- One more question.Copy !req
1337. Hey, Officer Murphy, can you
do us one last favor?Copy !req
1338. Huh?Copy !req
1339. And one special
bear-stack poutine just for you!Copy !req
1340. Oh, this is so cute!Copy !req
1341. - Enjoy!
- Thank you!Copy !req
1342. Geez, I can't believe we have
our own poutine special.Copy !req
1343. Looks just like us.Copy !req
1344. Ice Bear can't wait
to eat poutine brothers.Copy !req
1345. Ah, you know, things have
really changed around here.Copy !req
1346. Yeah,
come to think of it,Copy !req
1347. we may be fitting in
a little better these days.Copy !req
1348. Ice Bear welcomes change.Copy !req
1349. Alright, guys,
let's eat!Copy !req
1350. I'm gonna do
syrup and honey.Copy !req