1. Hey, Jenny.
That was a wonderful share, tonight.
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3. "Enter Ahab. Then, all.
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4. "It was not a great while
after the affair of the pipe,
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Ahab, as was his wont,
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7. "'It's a white whale, I say 'resumed Ahab,
as he threw down the top-maul.
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8. "A white whale-
Skin your eyes for him, men,
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9. "look sharp for white water;
if ye see but a bubble, sing out."
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10. Tommy?
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11. Jesus!
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12. What are you doing here?
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13. Well, I was just passing through
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14. and I figured why not have a belt
with the old man.
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15. Yeah.
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16. She looks good.
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17. Yeah, she's hanging in there.
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18. Well, you always did take good care of her.
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19. Paddy Conlon.
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20. Man of priorities.
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21. I got a little something for you.
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22. Mom always said,
"Never go anywhere empty-handed."
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24. That's not for me anymore, Tommy.
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25. What? You changed brands?
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26. Let's go inside, huh?
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27. Tommy!
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28. Come on, let's go inside.
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30. Yeah, I appreciate that.
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31. There's not much of a woman's touch
around here.
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32. Yeah, well...
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33. And no more women for me, Tommy.
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34. Yeah.
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35. It must be hard to find a girl
who can take a punch nowadays.
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36. Here you go.
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37. Coffee?
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38. You haven't seen a guy in 14 years
and you're not gonna have a drink with him?
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39. - Come on.
- I told you, I'm off it, Tommy.
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41. - Come on, it's just a drink.
- No.
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43. Remember Tess?
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but he wasn't around.
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forgiving all the drunks, huh?
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what you needed to know?
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50. Just that your mother died in Tacoma.
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53. That was enough.
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some good details.
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59. - I know.
- You know? What do you know? Huh?
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60. Do you know it wasn't enough to drive west
to get away from you,
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we drove north, too?
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62. When I got sober, I hired a man to find you.
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63. And is that one of the 12 steps?
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coughing up blood on her knees
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because, well, she didn't have no insurance.
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Jesus, to save her.
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69. Did your man tell you that?
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70. I'm sorry, Tommy.
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71. Well, it's good to know
that you're sorry, Pop.
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72. It goes a long way.
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73. I think I liked you better
when you were a drunk.
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- No.
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- No.
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79. - Oh, my goodness.
- Well, I'm not sure,
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81. - Daddy, you look so handsome.
- Do I?
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- We're painting Daddy's face.
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Em, you wanna open your presents?
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85. - Yeah? You wanna do present time? Okay.
- Yeah. All right, come on. Ready?
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86. - All right! It's time for presents!
- I have to put this down.
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87. - Here. You wanna put it down?
- Presents time!
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88. - Everybody, come bring your presents!
- What is it? What is it?
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How about that, Emily?
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90. - All right.
- Happy birthday, Emily.
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91. - What did you get? What did you get?
- Babe?
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92. It's an awfully big box.
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93. It's her birthday. Come on.
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94. I know, babe,
but that's why you call it a budget.
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- Hey, open the big box!
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- Bye, Mommy.
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99. Daddy's gonna give you a bath.
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100. - Hey, babe. I'm late.
- Hey.
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she's got to get on the road.
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102. - They've been fed, they just need a bath.
- I'm on it.
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at a reasonable time tonight?
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104. Because, after the party,
they're just exhausted.
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106. Babe.
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in that joint tonight,
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109. Yeah, just like you gave me a call
when those Temple frat boys
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110. decided to smash up your face.
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111. I told you, most nights,
I sit on the stool and grade papers,
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112. but, every now and then,
I need some action.
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113. All right. Well, wait up for me tonight.
I'll see what I can do about that.
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114. Promises, promises.
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116. Jon Anik, alongside the billionaire
fighting promoter, J.J. Riley,
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117. the Tapout crew is here,
Punk and Skrape are in the building.
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119. That is really redefining
mixed martial arts here in the States?
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120. Well, mixed martial arts is a sport
I've been incredibly passionate about,
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121. and as far as where
the idea for Sparta came from,
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122. I've always really dug the Grand Prix format,
so I tracked these guys down.
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123. And when J.J. came to us,
he said he wanted to create
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124. the Super Bowl of mixed martial arts.
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125. And he decided to put up
the $5 million purse, too.
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126. Well, there you have it, it shall be done.
Hedge fund king, J.J. Riley,
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127. going from the lions' den of Wall Street
to the cage,
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128. and promoting the biggest winner-take-all
tournament in MMA history. Sparta...
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129. Doing good. One more time.
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130. Fitzy still own this?
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131. I don't know no Fitzy.
Colt Boyd owns this gym.
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132. Can I help you with something?
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133. How does it work?
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134. Thirty-five a month with locker.
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135. We're open at 7:00, lights out at 11:00.
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137. Sure.
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138. Put your name and contact info on the card.
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139. Thank you.
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140. All right. There's a lesson in this, too, okay?
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141. Hold on, Tito.
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- Acceleration, okay.
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of breaking the body at rest.
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147. - Okay. All right. You ready?
- Piece of cake.
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Piece of cake!
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150. Come on, son!
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151. All right! All right. There we go.
Well done, Tito. Well done.
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152. Remind me not to mess with you.
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153. Sit down, everybody. Dial it down.
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we got it.
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157. - Yeah.
- Yes? Okay, good. All right.
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- Yes, the dude.
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161. The dude has three, all right?
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162. Newton, the dude, says that
for every action,
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163. there is an equal and opposite reaction.
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165. if K.C. does not stop the action
of sending texts in class
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167. then my reaction might be
to send her down to Principal Zito's office.
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168. Thus setting the world back
in proper balance.
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169. Mr. C, I put it away.
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170. All right, before you go,
I have your tests from last week.
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177. Seal his hands. Keep your hands up!
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178. Go light!
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179. I said, go light!
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180. God damn it!
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181. Where do you find these girls?
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182. We got a tournament coming up,
you're gonna play every guy in the 'Burgh?
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184. Fenroy, get me some ice.
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185. And call that Puerto Rican kid,
the one that fights out of the bottoms.
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186. If he's here in 20 minutes,
he gets 200 bucks.
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187. Yo, I'll fight him.
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188. Do me a favor, guy, go back to your bag.
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189. We don't need anybody else getting hurt.
Take a walk.
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190. Let's go. Watch his neck.
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191. Yo, Rock, what did you do,
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192. did you leave Mick and Paulie
at home today?
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193. His phone's disconnected.
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Find me somebody. Get me Joe Bones.
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195. All I'm saying is
that if you need somebody to help you,
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196. I'm happy to keep your boy warm for you.
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198. Yeah.
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199. Hey, this guy signed a waiver?
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200. All good.
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201. - What's your name?
- Tommy.
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202. - You get tuned up in here, it's on you, Tom.
- Sure, no problem. No problem.
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209. Come on, Dog, you can do it.
Let's go, come on.
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210. - Good jab. Good jab!
- There we go!
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211. No, he won't. Don't let him take your back.
Don't let him take your back!
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212. - Dog, get up.
- Get up!
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214. Don't give him your back.
Don't give him your back!
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- Come on, Dog!
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217. You owe me 200 bucks.
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See, this is the new appraisal figures
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219. - that came in.
- Yeah.
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220. And this is how it affects the monthly,
it turns into that.
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221. And the total value of the loan,
over the life of the loan, is that.
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222. As you can see, that's just the way it is.
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that's the problem.
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224. It's the county that did the assessment,
not the bank.
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225. So, the numbers are what they are,
Mr. Conlon...
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226. - Brendan.
- The numbers are what they are, Brendan.
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You can appreciate that.
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229. Physics, okay. But the bank has got to go
by the new appraisal figures.
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230. And, according to these figures,
you're upside down on your mortgage,
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- God, you said that like three times.
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is there something else you can do?
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Can you shift things around, restructure?
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237. - You told me.
- Well, I presented you with that option,
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a substantial payout with the refi.
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- Heart. Right, sorry.
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I have no options.
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246. You're not even gonna try and help me.
You're not even gonna try.
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247. No, I'm trying. Look, Brendan,
I can get you 90 days to get even.
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248. Ninety days is not enough.
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249. My wife and I,
we have three jobs between us.
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252. Well, let me ask you a question?
Have you thought about bankruptcy?
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256. Okay, well, then
you're looking at foreclosure.
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257. Utter domination by Tommy Conlon,
the undefeated freshman from Pittsburgh.
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258. The prodigy has yet to yield a single point
in the entire tournament.
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259. Tommy, trained by his father
since the age of Eve.
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- The controversial Paddy Conlon.
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of the former Marine,
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to six straight Junior Olympic titles
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from a High School State Championship.
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to what the future holds for this kid.
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the record of Theogenes,
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said to be undefeated in over 1,400 bouts.
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I'm looking for Tommy Riordan.
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269. - Who?
- Tommy Riordan.
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272. Well, none yet, that's why I'm here.
I manage fighters.
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274. and he put a beating on the number one
middleweight contender in the world today.
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a little bit more about the guy.
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about Tommy,
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for some general information here.
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about Tommy,
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to interrupt your night, okay?
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285. He just put this address down
when he signed up at the gym.
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287. - All right, then.
- Okay. Good night.
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288. All right, listen, kiddo.
I need you to put Mommy back on, okay?
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290. Hey. Hey, listen, I'm just pulling in,
I'm gonna have to go.
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291. No, they got an open mic night thing on,
it's gonna be a quiet one.
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293. You, too. All right, bye.
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294. It's about time for your next contest.
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295. Introducing first, in the red corner;
he fights out of Ripley, West Virginia.
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299. And his opponent in the blue corner;
he fights out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
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301. This bout is scheduled
for three, five-minute rounds,
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your referee is Mr Rick Fike.
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at all times.
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touch gloves, back up.
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- Another 15? Great.
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Two more wins, you take home the bacon.
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in three months.
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in three months.
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of an ambulance again.
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that we weren't gonna raise our children
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gets beat up for a living.
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with you now if you did.
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- No. Thank you. I'm fine.
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- Sure. Thank you.
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Single elimination.
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- I'm gonna do that.
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This doesn't mean anything, okay?
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about anything but training.
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you can take them down to the VFW.
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372. Or you can take it to a meeting, or to church,
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that you do nowadays.
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I don't train with people that I don't know.
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- Excuse me?
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- Yeah.
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- You're welcome.
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It'll be kind of like the old times.
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or I'm walking.
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through your skull, too.
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threatening to walk every five minutes.
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coming through the door.
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You don't eat crap like this.
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We follow the old regimen.
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- Yeah.
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and he said he saw Mr. C...
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- Front and center.
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408. - Like MMA type stuff.
- You weren't there, so you don't know.
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409. What's MMA?
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410. - Mixed martial arts.
- Like, fighting.
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411. Like, different styles of fighting.
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412. He was just, like,
dropped him on the floor...
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413. It's true?
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414. Take your seats.
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415. Now, please.
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416. Hey, yo, Mr. C.
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417. Hey, my brother was at the titty bar
last night,
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418. and he said you was choking brothers out.
I mean, what's up, is it true?
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419. Yeah, Mr. C. I mean, like, is it true?
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420. Did you really work on some fools
or something?
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421. - You have to tell us.
- Yeah.
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422. All right.
I want examples of forms of energy.
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423. Come on. It's not as bad as it looks.
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424. Are you being literal or figurative?
Because, literally, it looks bad.
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425. And figuratively, it looks even worse.
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426. The superintendent's coming by.
Few minutes.
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427. Oh, man.
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428. So, come on, Brendan.
Give me a little help here.
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429. I mean, could you explain to me
what the hell you were doing?
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430. I need the money, Joe.
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431. Yeah, but this is...
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432. We can't have this.
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433. This isn't moonlighting at Applebee's,
for Christ's sake.
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434. Shit, Brendan.
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435. Leaving everything else aside,
which we can't,
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436. are you out of your mind?
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437. You're gonna get yourself killed.
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438. I mean, you're a goddamn teacher.
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439. You got no business in the ring
with those animals.
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440. Actually, I used to be one of those animals.
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441. I fought for a living.
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442. Guess I forgot to put that down
on my application.
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443. Yeah, I guess you did.
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444. Look, I'm sorry, Joe. It's just...
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445. Look, look,
the school district is not gonna tolerate
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446. teachers cockfighting in strip clubs.
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447. It was a parking lot of a strip club.
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448. Wherever it was, you can't be doing it.
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449. All right? I mean, this is a serious...
Shit, he's here.
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450. This is a serious problem.
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451. Guy hasn't been inside a school since 9/11.
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452. What are we gonna do?
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453. You say, "Yes, sir," and you say, "No, sir,"
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454. and you say,
"It will never happen again, sir."
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455. And then we just pray to God
that he's in a good mood.
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456. UFC?
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457. Yeah.
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458. Son of a bitch.
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459. - Superintendent Yorn. Good to see you, sir.
- Principal Zito.
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460. What are you doing?
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461. Well,
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462. the girls have an important piano recital
in the morning.
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463. And we have an equipment malfunction.
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464. How'd it go?
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465. They're gonna review your case
at the end of the semester.
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466. But until then,
you're suspended without pay.
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467. Joe gave me the number of his attorney.
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468. How the hell are we gonna pay
for an attorney?
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469. He talked to me for free as a favor to Joe.
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470. That's nice.
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471. He said there's no precedent for this.
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472. You'll be back by next semester.
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473. The next semester?
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474. Tess,
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475. they have these smoker fights all over.
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476. There's one in Lancaster next week,
there's two in Dover the week after.
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477. Wilmington, Camden, Baltimore.
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478. That could keep us afloat.
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479. You're gonna put yourself through this
over and over for 500 bucks a pop?
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480. Some of them pay a lot more than that.
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481. I would have to bounce for a month
to make what I made in two hours last night.
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482. Yeah.
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483. And these guys, they're not real fighters.
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484. They're just guys that have seen
too much UFC on TV.
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485. Now, if you have a better solution,
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486. I'm all ears, but...
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487. And what are we gonna tell the girls?
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488. It'll be fine.
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489. I'll just leave the house as usual,
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490. except, only this time,
I'll be going to the gym.
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491. The duck goes
quack, quack, quack, quack
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492. And the cow goes
moo, moo, moo!
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493. But that rooster
That rooster, he knew everything
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494. Cock-a-doodle-doo!
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495. Let's go, kiddo. Let's get moving.
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496. Look what I found
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497. in that disaster of a...
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498. basement
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499. What do you say we sit down
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500. and update this?
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501. And you can fill me in
on how close you got to that record.
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502. Did you continue wrestling
after you left with your mother?
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503. Come on, Tommy. Tell me something.
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504. Yeah, I'll tell you something.
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505. You can take that back
to where you found it,
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506. you can leave the coffee in the pot.
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507. I can pour that myself.
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508. And I can wake myself up, too.
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509. Hurt my knees
coming up and down those stairs.
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510. Yeah?
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511. I'll leave the coffee pot on until 0500,
then I dump it.
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512. I give command dismiss.
You'll wash your nasty bodies.
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513. You can square your gear away.
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514. Corporal Bradford, take this to CSC,
let them know we're back.
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515. Roger, sir.
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516. Detail, a-ten-hut!
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517. 7-3-4, this is Gealer Base.
Sitrep, over.
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518. What's up, Mark?
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519. Here, sir. William's Company's back in.
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520. Damn, dude! That's brutal.
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521. - Did you see that? Oh, my God.
- What?
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522. What's that?
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523. Dude, Mad Dog Grimes is getting tuned up
by some dude at a gym in Pittsburgh.
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524. Who is Mad Dog Grimes?
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525. Shit, Bradford,
the stuff you don't know amazes me.
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526. - Dude. Oh, my God, did you see that?
- Wow. Oh, my God.
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527. - Wait. Rewind that.
- Okay.
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528. Right there, pause, pause, pause.
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529. What's up, man?
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530. Dude, what's his deal?
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531. You're not gonna get your 11.
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532. - AV, I need to see the tape.
- What tape?
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533. - What tape?
- The tape!
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534. Hoolihan, fill in for me?
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535. Get the camera.
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536. That's him.
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537. That's him.
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538. Let the music sink into you.
This is Beethoven.
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539. I want you to breathe. I don't want
you boxing like this. No more stiff, right?
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540. You listen to the music.
You relax, you breathe. One, two...
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541. Again. One, two. One, two. One, two.
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542. Good.
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543. Good, good, good. Yos.
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544. You're gonna get it, you're gonna get it.
All right? Two more rounds.
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545. Do I know you?
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546. - Oh, man!
- Wow.
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547. - Long time, brother. Too long.
- How you doing?
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548. - Too long.
- Look at your place.
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549. - You like?
- Yeah.
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550. You see this beast? Marco Santos.
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551. - He's training for Sparta.
- Yeah, right.
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552. Not bad, right?
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553. It's amazing, man.
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554. Only the best. Move! Move! Move!
Move or die!
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555. - You look good, brother.
- Thanks.
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556. How are the girls?
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557. Good. Yeah. I had another little one, Rosie.
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558. I know. I know because Johnny C. told me
that she was in the hospital for a bit.
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559. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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560. You know,
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561. I was gonna call you
and then time went by and...
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562. I'm a piece of shit. I should've called you.
I'm sorry.
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563. - No. Come on.
- No.
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564. Brendan, I'm sorry.
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565. It's all good. She's good now.
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566. - She's okay?
- So beautiful.
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567. It's good to see you, man.
So everything's going great, huh?
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568. Yeah.
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569. Well, I've got a little problem.
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570. The guys at the bank
want to take my house away.
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571. - What?
- Yeah.
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572. That's kind of why
I came to see you, actually.
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573. You know, I got most of my dough
tied up in this joint,
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574. but how much do you need?
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575. I didn't come here for a loan, Frank.
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576. I mean, I was hoping that
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577. you would train me.
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578. Train you for what?
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579. I wanna get back in the cage.
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580. Are you serious?
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581. Come on, Brendan.
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582. I won an event the other night.
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583. You won an event. That's what this is.
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584. Let me guess. It was in a parking lot?
DJ from a local radio station,
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585. a couple of ring card girls
you wouldn't bang on a dare? Am I right?
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586. - Ish.
- Ish.
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587. Brendan. I love you.
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588. Why am I gonna train you?
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589. When you were on the right side of 30,
you were barely a.500 fighter.
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590. You never listened to me.
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591. You don't listen to anyone.
These guys are animals.
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592. You're a teacher, right?
What are you gonna do?
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593. You're gonna come down here
a couple of days a week after detention?
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594. You're gonna skip out
of the girls' volleyball game early?
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595. I've got loads of time. Time's not an issue.
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596. Parking lot thing kind of got me suspended.
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597. I need to keep working the smokers.
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598. Tess know about this?
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599. Yeah?
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600. 'Cause the last time you fought,
I got read the riot act,
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601. sitting in a hospital waiting room.
You remember that?
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602. I was unconscious.
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603. - You were more than unconscious.
- I was.
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604. She's not gonna come down here
with the two puppies, screaming at Frank?
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605. It's not gonna happen.
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606. What do you say, Frank?
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607. What do I say?
What am I gonna say to you? "No"?
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608. I mean, all my time
is wrapped up with Marco.
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609. You know, you come down, I throw you
in a rotation, you spar with these guys.
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610. But I can't promise you
much more than that, Brendan.
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611. That's all I need.
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612. Great. All right.
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613. Yeah.
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614. - I appreciate it.
- What, are you kidding me?
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615. - You need anything, you call me.
- I will.
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616. Let me know when you're coming down.
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617. Well, I'm just gonna get
my stuff from the car.
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618. Now?
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619. Hey, Brendan.
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620. Brendan, it's me, Pop.
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621. What are you doing here?
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622. I have some news for you.
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623. Something wrong with your hands?
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624. - No.
- If there's nothing wrong with your hands,
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625. there's no reason for you not to phone.
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626. - That's the deal.
- Yeah. I forgot.
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627. The phone or mail, Pop. Non negotiable.
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628. Hey, Brendan.
You ever seen my hands so steady?
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629. Ever seen that?
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630. I'm going inside.
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631. I got 1,000 days, Brendan.
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632. Thousand days sober, today.
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633. Well, that's great, Pop,
but it doesn't change anything.
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634. What do you mean,
doesn't change anything?
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635. Have a heart, Brendan.
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636. You listen to me.
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637. You take your "have a heart" bullshit
and you run it down the road.
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638. Yeah, run it out with someone
that doesn't know you like I do.
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639. All right, listen to me.
I thought maybe we could break bread.
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640. You know,
just open some lines of communication.
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641. You got two lines of communication.
You got the telephone and the post office.
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642. God! Just 'cause you decide
it's a special day,
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643. it doesn't make it one for me.
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644. I've got a wife and kids inside,
and they're waiting for me,
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645. so I don't have time for whatever this is.
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646. I know you got a wife and kid in there.
I've got a granddaughter in there
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647. I haven't seen in three years.
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648. And another one I haven't even ever met.
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649. Yeah. Why is that, Pop?
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650. Why is that?
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651. Do you remember
having anything to do with that?
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652. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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653. That shit you pulled.
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654. Never again.
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655. And all that shit I saw growing up,
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656. - that doesn't happen here.
- Look...
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657. Take care of yourself.
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658. Tommy's back.
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659. He's in the 'Burgh.
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660. You say Tommy's in Pittsburgh?
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661. Yeah, he came to see me.
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662. He came to see you?
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663. Yeah. He's over at the house.
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664. We're doing a little training at Fitzy's.
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665. You remember Fitzy's?
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666. It ain't Fitzy's anymore.
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667. You and Tommy are training together?
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668. Yeah.
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669. - Tommy Conlon?
- Riordan.
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670. - He's using your mother's maiden name.
- Yeah, I know what her name is.
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671. Well, I thought you'd wanna know he's back.
So that's why I drove all the way over here.
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672. I thought you came to break bread
over 1,000 days.
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673. No, I did, Brendan, that's most important.
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674. That, too.
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675. All right. Did he say if he wants to see me?
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676. He doesn't say much, Brendan.
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677. He's just not that happy kid he was,
you know?
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678. - Wow. Look at you.
- What?
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679. Mr. Inside Man.
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680. Inside? What?
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681. You and Tommy training together like
nothing ever happened. It's unbelievable.
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682. - Look...
- Now I know what you're really doing here.
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683. - What's that?
- You came to gloat.
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684. I did not come to gloat.
I came to get my son back.
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685. Wow. There you go.
Yeah, you got your son back.
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686. - No, I'm talking about you, Brendan. You.
- You got your son back.
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687. You know...
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688. Forget it.
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689. Yeah, I'll tell you. Part of the reason...
Part of the reason I stuck around,
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690. 'cause I thought I'd finally get you
all to myself.
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691. But you didn't have any interest
in training me.
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692. - You thought Tommy was the one.
- Brendan, I was a drunk.
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693. I mean, you know, Brendan, I'm sorry.
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694. Forget it.
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695. You were always a frontrunner.
Never had any interest in the underdogs.
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696. - But I was your son.
- You are my son, Brendan.
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697. - Am I?
- Yeah, you are.
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698. I'm just asking you if you can find...
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699. Find a little bit of space in your heart
to forgive me a little bit.
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700. Yeah? All right, I forgive you.
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701. - Okay.
- But I do not trust you.
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702. Listen, tell Tommy, if he wants to see me,
this is where I am.
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703. - Okay. But they're not different things.
- All right?
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704. You gotta trust to forgive.
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705. Night, Pop.
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706. My God.
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707. Is that Emily? Jeez, she's grown, Brendan.
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708. - Is that Rosie?
- Daddy, who is that?
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709. It's just a nice, old man. Come on. Let's go.
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710. How about a cup of coffee?
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711. Huge news just broken here at ESPN
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712. that Koba is coming to America
and will fight at Sparta-
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713. Universally considered
the greatest pound-for-pound fighter
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714. who ever lived, the mighty,
mythical Russian has never fought
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715. on US soil in his legendary career
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716. Slow to half guard.
Slow to half guard, hammer fist.
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717. Now start on the other side.
And slip back in, there you go.
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718. Tommy,
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719. I got some news for you.
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720. I got you into Sparta.
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721. It took some doing,
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722. but I made it happen.
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723. You know thank you and 10% is customary?
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724. Pilar? Hey, it's Tommy.
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725. Tommy?
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726. Okay. Sorry.
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727. Good. I'm good. How are you doing?
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728. Okay. You know me, Tommy.
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729. I was getting really worried about you.
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730. How's things? How are the kids?
The kids good?
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731. Yeah, they're good.
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732. - Maria's getting so big.
- Yeah?
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733. She looks more and more like Manny
every day.
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734. - How's little man?
- He's good. He's a good kid, Tommy.
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735. He's a real good boy.
He takes care of his sister.
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736. - He's a great kid. Everyone's good.
- Good.
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737. - We're good.
- Good.
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738. You know...
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739. Pilar, I haven't forgotten for one minute
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740. what I promised you.
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741. What I promised Manny.
I got opportunities coming up, so...
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742. Whatever you can do, Tommy.
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743. Help you guys out.
I'm gonna take care of you guys.
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744. I know. Manny would really appreciate it.
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745. - I wanna help you.
- You know what? You worry too much.
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746. You worry so much about us. It's okay.
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747. You know what? We're hanging in there.
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748. "Captain Pollard once more sailed
for the Pacific in command of another ship,
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749. "but the gods shipwrecked him again
upon unknown rocks and breakers.
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750. "For the second time,
his ship was utterly lost,
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751. "and forthwith forswearing the sea,
he has never tempted it since. "
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752. Stop for a second. Listen to the music.
This is Beethoven.
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753. Could you do another thing?
Or are you gonna do the same thing?
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754. I need you to relax and listen.
Forget about how to lose the fight.
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755. And two, and three.
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756. With eight weeks left to Sparta,
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757. J.J. Riley and the Tapout crew
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758. take time out from their international
press tour to join us.
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759. J. J., we've never seen
this kind of Grand Prix tournament
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760. in this country before.
Tell us, why the unique format?
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761. Well, look, Jon, you know as well as anyone
that in mixed martial arts,
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763. But with this type of format,
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764. it's gonna be tough
to deny who the champion is.
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765. You got four fights in two nights,
16 fighters down to one,
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766. winner's gonna be the last man standing.
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767. Thirty-one. Thirty-two!
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768. Breathe, breathe. Keep your eyes open.
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769. You gotta keep moving.
You gotta keep moving. Keep moving.
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770. Good! And listen to the music. You breathe.
He's getting it. He's getting it.
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771. You see? You feel it? Feel the music.
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772. - Come on!
- Nice.
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773. Come on, baby!
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774. with Rashad Evans and Stephan Bonnar
and just five weeks left until Sparta,
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775. as the hype continues for the war
on the shore this Fourth of July weekend
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776. in Atlantic City. You know what that means.
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777. The great Koba bringing his act stateside.
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778. But I gotta ask you about the other guys.
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779. What are they thinking,
entering a winner-take-all tournament
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780. against a guy
that seemingly can't be beaten?
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781. They're thinking $5 million
and $5 million seems a lot of money,
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782. but they gotta remember one thing.
They're going against Koba.
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783. Mission impossible, game over; go home.
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784. Well, the winner takes home $5 million.
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785. You can be sure
this will dominate the sports landscape
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786. Fourth of July weekend in Atlantic City.
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787. The great Koba making his presence felt
in the United States.
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788. Two... Come on, Tommy.
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789. Hits you soft, right? Flow like water.
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790. Get on your arm,
watch what's gonna happen.
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791. There it is. Look, look, look.
He's going to sleep.
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792. You train with the best
to be the best, Brendan.
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793. Pittsburgh Beatdown has become
one of the most watched videos
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794. on YouTube this year
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795. Now joining us, via satellite,
is the victim of the infamous incident,
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796. Mad Dog Grimes.
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797. Mad Dog, what is your response
to all the hoopla surrounding the video
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799. This guy's a nobody.
It's a sparring session.
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800. It is what it is,
and he's gonna pay for it next month
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801. in Atlantic City.
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802. Good. Always move. Always move.
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803. I don't know, Marco. You're getting
a good game here from a physics teacher.
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804. Good! Good.
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805. You see? You see? Beautiful.
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806. Top of the food chain.
He's the next champ, right here.
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807. So, with Sparta now
just two short weeks away,
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808. J.J. Riley and the Tapout crew
return to the US
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809. after a world tour that saw them visit
10 fighters in 10 different countries.
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810. They stopped in Philadelphia today
to check in on renowned trainer,
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813. You gotta relax and stay calm in there.
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814. The cage is your home.
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815. You set the pace.
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816. You set the rhythm.
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817. Feel the Beethoven.
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818. Be smarter than him, more patient.
Wait for him to make a mistake.
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819. And when he does, that's your moment.
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820. I see it. I see it. I see it.
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821. No, he did not tap you!
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822. Physics teacher!
That's the best in the business, son.
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823. You can do this, Son!
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824. Smoother There's more in you!
You got more in you!
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825. We're not done yet!
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826. He's beating you! He's beating you!
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827. You better push harden Marco!
Brendan's running away!
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828. And the winner by tap out
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829. "Irish" Brendan Conlon.
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830. "... to each and every man in turn
but mirrors back his own mysterious self
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831. "Great pains, small gains
for those who ask the world to solve them.
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832. "It cannot solve itself "
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833. - Are you gonna be okay?
- Yeah.
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834. - You wanna grab a bite?
- No. I'm gonna head home.
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835. I gotta call the boys and break the news.
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836. - I'll call you tomorrow.
- Okay.
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837. Coach!
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838. Hey, I know this is not a really great time,
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839. and it's too bad about Marco.
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840. But how about me?
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841. Are you talking about Sparta?
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842. Yeah.
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843. Brendan, you've got a better shot
at starting a boy band.
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844. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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845. It's a Grand Prix tournament.
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846. Which means anything could happen.
You know that as well as I do.
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847. Yeah.
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848. Come on. They'd have to kill me
to get me out of the cage.
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849. That's what I'm afraid of.
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850. Frank, I need this.
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851. You're real tight with these guys.
You could call them.
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852. You're the guy. They trust you.
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853. Brendan.
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854. You realize
what you're asking me to do here?
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855. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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856. We go down to AC,
you get tapped out in five seconds.
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857. How does that benefit either one of us?
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858. - It's not gonna happen.
- Not gonna happen?
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859. Wish I had a nickel
for every time somebody told me that.
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860. It's not gonna happen.
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861. I'll make a call.
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862. I love my coach!
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863. Yeah, they're good. The girls are good.
They're good.
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864. Yeah, he should.
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865. I mean, you've been spending
so much time with Brendan these days,
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866. it's like you're part of the family
or something.
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867. Yeah, he's right here. It's your boyfriend.
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868. Frank. Hey, man.
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869. That's unbelievable.
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870. Wow! Wow, Frank, I can't thank you enough.
I don't know what to say.
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871. All right, listen, I gotta call you back, okay?
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872. All right. Bye.
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873. I'm in.
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874. - I'm going.
- Really?
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875. That's your decision? You decided?
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876. 'Cause I really enjoyed the conversation
we just had
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877. about making that decision together.
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878. You told me you were gonna fight guys
that watched too much UFC.
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879. I saw the Koba dude on the television,
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880. and he's the guy they're watching.
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881. It's a lot of money, Tess.
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882. I don't give a shit about the money,
Brendan. I told you that.
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883. We're gonna end up
cashing in your life insurance policy
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884. before we pick up that prize money.
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885. You don't think I can do it, right?
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886. I think you could get killed.
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887. - I'm not gonna get killed.
- You're not gonna get killed,
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888. but you promised me
you're not gonna get hurt.
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889. You're not gonna end up in the hospital.
You're not gonna end up paralyzed.
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890. We have no prize money, we have no house.
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891. - We have payments for hospital bills.
- Tess! Listen, I'll promise you this.
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892. If I don't try in three weeks,
they're gonna take the house.
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893. How's that for a promise?
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894. So, I'm gonna go, okay?
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895. But I'd really love it
if you'd be with me on this.
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896. I'm not gonna watch you fight again,
I'm not.
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897. I'm gonna get the girls breakfast.
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898. Fourth of July weekend
doesn't officially get started until tomorrow,
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899. but fight fans are already descending
on Atlantic City
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900. for the Super Bowl
of mixed martial arts, Sparta!
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901. We've got the dancing girls,
we've got the paparazzi,
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902. we've got the red carpet!
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903. And here comes J.J. Riley,
the man who started it all.
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904. J.J., you've made a fortune
with your hedge funds.
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905. You turned your back on Wall Street
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906. and dedicated your life
to making Sparta happen.
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907. Tell us why this tournament
is so important to you?
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908. Growing up, we all wanted to know
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909. who the toughest kid
in the neighborhood was, right?
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910. I wanna know
who the toughest man on the planet is.
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911. And that's why I put this thing together
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912. That's what all these people are here to see,
come Saturday night.
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913. - That's what we're gonna find out.
- Thank you, J.J.
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914. And here's something fans never thought
they'd see. Koba is here.
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915. The legend arriving to fight on US soil
for the very first time.
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916. - Koba! Koba!
- Koba! Koba!
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917. Olympic gold medalist in wrestling,
world Sambo champion,
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918. undefeated in his mixed martial arts career.
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919. Nobody's survived a round
with the Russian in five years.
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920. He is the greatest fighter...
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921. I mean, you've seen our logos.
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922. No, yeah, I've seen your stuff. It looks good.
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923. I mean, is he fighting after Sparta?
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924. I mean, we're trying to find
some info on him.
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925. No, I'm not sure.
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926. Hey, Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
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927. You can't leave me like that.
They want to talk to you, not me.
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928. - Frank Campana?
- Yeah.
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929. Hi. Julia, J.J. Riley's assistant.
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930. - Julia, how are you?
- Brendan Conlon?
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931. - Yeah, hi. Hey.
- Hi. Julia, J.J. Riley's assistant.
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932. - Right, hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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933. A few things I want to let you guys know.
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934. - Press conference will start in 20 minutes.
- Okay.
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935. Brendan, you're gonna be sitting up
on the stage.
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936. Tommy!
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937. Hey, Tommy! Where you going?
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938. Can we stand with J.J.?
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939. "Hearing the tremendous rush
of the sea-crashing boat,
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940. "the whale wheeled round
to present his blank forehead at bay.
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941. "But in that evolution, catching sight
of the nearing black hull of the ship,
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942. "seemingly seeing in it
the source of all his persecutions,
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943. "bethinking it,
it may be a larger and nobler foe.
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944. "Of a sudden,
he bore down upon its advancing prow,
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945. "smiting his jaws
amid fiery showers of foam.
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946. "Ahab staggered,
his hand smote his forehead.
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947. "'I grow blind... "'
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948. Now, the only person missing
from the event
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949. was dark horse entry, Tommy Riordan.
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950. Recent revelations that Riordan
was not only a United States Marine,
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951. but a hero in the Iraq Wan
has cast an even wider spotlight
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952. on a fighter
who seems to have come out of nowhere.
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953. Lance Corporal Mark Bradford's
Web testimony to Riordan,
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954. who saved his life earlier this year in Iraq,
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955. is now spreading like wildfire
throughout the media.
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956. Tommy!
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957. And the bridge just crumbled.
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958. Tommy, come here.
Come on. You got to see this.
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959. The amtrac was upside down
and water was coming in from everywhere.
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960. And the water pressure was too much.
We couldn't get the back hatch open.
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961. We were all drowning, man.
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962. It was a death trap.
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963. I couldn't have had more
than another minute.
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964. Then suddenly,
the back ramp gets ripped off
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965. There he was.
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966. And before I could get out and thank him,
he was gone.
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967. - He just vanished like a ghost.
- Tom my?
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968. - Tommy, did you... Where you going?
- Taking a walk.
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969. Tommy!
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970. I really just wanted to say thank you.
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971. You saved my life, brother
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972. And anyone seeing this at Sparta,
anybody out in Pittsburgh,
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973. you reach out to Tommy Riordan
and tell him Mark said, "Thank you."
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974. Footage taken from a helmet cam
on the ground in Iraq
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975. captured the heroic incident.
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976. Hello?
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977. Brendan?
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978. Been looking all over for you.
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979. How's it going?
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980. It's going.
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981. I was thinking we should go grab a coffee.
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982. I don't drink coffee, man.
What do you want?
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983. You don't wanna go sit down somewhere?
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984. I'm good right here.
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985. Okay.
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986. Shit, Tommy, how was I supposed to know
I was never gonna see you guys again?
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987. Yeah, well, you were briefed.
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988. You had the information.
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989. You chose the old man and the girl.
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990. She wasn't just some girl.
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991. I married her.
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992. She's my wife.
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993. See?
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994. That's Tess.
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995. That's Emily and Rosie.
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996. They're your nieces, Tommy.
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997. I don't know them.
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998. I know you don't know them.
Of course you don't know them.
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999. So why am I looking at pictures
of people I don't know?
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1000. 'Cause that's my family.
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1001. And who are you exactly?
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1002. I'm your brother, man.
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1003. You were in the Corps?
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1004. What?
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1005. - I said I didn't Know you were in the Corps.
- I wasn't in the Corps.
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1006. Then you ain't no brother to me.
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1007. My brother was in the Corps.
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1008. Jesus, Tommy. Tommy.
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1009. I was a 16-year-old kid.
What the hell did I know?
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1010. I don't know what you know.
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1011. Why don't you go ask your girlfriend
about it?
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1012. She's my wife, Tommy.
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1013. So, that's it? I stay with Tess,
I never get to see you guys again?
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1014. Not a single phone call? Nothing?
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1015. God, man, I don't understand this.
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1016. What? You...
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1017. So, you won't forgive me,
but you forgave Pop?
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1018. No, he's just some old vet that I train with,
you know? He means nothing to me.
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1019. And what I hear,
he means nothing to you, either.
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1020. You got balls talking about forgiveness.
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1021. That has nothing to do with forgiveness.
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1022. I got children, man. I got a family to protect.
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1023. Everything I do is for them.
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1024. I forgave Pop.
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1025. Just like I forgave you and Mom.
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1026. You forgave us?
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1027. Yeah.
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1028. Well, I'm not surprised
you made the tournament, Brendan.
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1029. You got some stones, man.
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1030. I fell in love.
What the hell was I supposed to do?
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1031. You were supposed to stick to the plan.
You were supposed to come with us.
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1032. Mom needed you, I needed you.
You're my big brother. You bailed on me.
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1033. Hey, you know, I'm glad you stayed.
Everything worked out for you.
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1034. God.
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1035. You leave, you get the opposite. Okay?
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1036. You leave, you get to bury people.
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1037. You're not the only one
that suffered, Tommy.
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1038. I didn't even know she was sick.
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1039. I never even got the chance to say goodbye
to my own mother.
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1040. You had no right to keep that from me.
That was not your decision to make!
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1041. You know what?
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1042. You walk around
with your pictures of your wife,
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1043. and you're all, "I forgive you.
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1044. "I forgive Pop.
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1045. "I forgive everyone."
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1046. Brendan, you know,
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1047. you're full of shit.
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1048. Are we done, Brendan? Are we finished?
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1049. You realize you're supposed to seek
my wise counsel
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1050. while school's actually in session, right?
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1051. - Yes, Principal Z.
- Tell him.
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1052. Okay, we wanna use the auditorium
this weekend
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1053. to watch Mr. C in Sparta.
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1054. What do you say?
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1055. So, you want to use the auditorium
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1056. to watch a suspended teacher engage
in the activity that he was suspended for?
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1057. - Right.
- Am I hearing this correct?
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1058. Right. Okay, we thought you would say that,
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1059. so it could turn into a fundraiser,
you know?
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1060. You know,
I think you need to talk to your parents,
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1061. because you guys might need
to be in summer school.
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1062. - Everybody wants this.
- Come on, Mr. Zito.
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1063. We've been telling everybody
about it already.
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1064. - Exactly.
- And the gym's the only place
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1065. - that's big enough to fit everyone.
- Look, it's never gonna happen.
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1066. - What if we get a petition signed?
- We'll get the whole school to sign it.
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1067. - The power of democracy.
- What are they gonna do about that?
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1068. Mr. Z, please?
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1069. Look, look, you guys. I appreciate the fact
that you love your teacher, I really do,
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1070. but there is nothing I can do for you.
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1071. The roof is about to blow clean off
Boardwalk Hall Arena.
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1072. It might be Fourth of July weekend,
but this is Christmas Eve for fight fans.
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1073. This is Atlantic City.
This is the War on the Shore,
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1074. and this is
what everyone's been waiting for
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1075. Sixteen of the baddest men on the planet
duking it out over a 24-hour period
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1076. for the largest purse
in mixed martial arts history.
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1077. In the town everyone knows
from the game of Monopoly,
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1078. we got ourselves a winner-take-all affair
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1079. Buckle your seatbelts, roll the dice,
and take a ride on the Reading.
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1080. Sparta is here!
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1081. Welcome, I'm Bryan Callen,
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1082. along with bestselling fight author,
Sam Sheridan.
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1083. Sam, when J.J. Riley conceived Sparta,
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1084. he wanted to create, quite simply,
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1085. the biggest mixed martial arts spectacle
in history.
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1086. $5 million, Bryan. $5 million.
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1087. J.J. Riley put his money where his mouth is
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1088. and put up the biggest purse
the sport has ever seen.
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1089. It's unprecedented, Sam.
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1090. As is the hoopla surrounding
one Tommy Riordan, the war hero,
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1091. who has become an overnight sensation
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1092. and captured the imagination
and attention...
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1093. Jujitsu black belt Francisco Barbosa,
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1094. who has a 19 to four record
in his mixed martial arts' career
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1095. Our rules of the cage are brought to you
by Tapout.
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1096. - Five minutes, Paddy.
- Okay.
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1097. It looks as though the moment of truth
has arrived,
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1098. - because here comes Tommy Riordan.
- Wow!
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1099. Tommy Riordan 's
captured the media's attention,
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1100. but the question still remains.
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1101. Who is this guy?
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1102. And more importantly,
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1103. can he compete in this talent pool?
Can he win?
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1104. I wish I knew. I wish I knew who he was.
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1105. And I say the fact that I don't know
is very strange.
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1106. In an Internet age
where there are no secrets,
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1107. this guy's a complete mystery.
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1108. I can't find out anything about him.
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1109. Tommy Riordan is officially Google-proof.
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1110. Get your hands off me.
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1111. Okay, let's go.
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1112. You gotta love this guy, Sam.
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1113. No walk-out music,
no sponsors, no interviews.
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1114. He skipped the press conference,
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1115. wouldn't have his picture taken
for the program.
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1116. He's breaking every rule.
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1117. The only reason, really,
that Tommy Riordan is in this tournament
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1118. is an MMA video making the rounds of him
beating up Mad Dog Grimes in the gym.
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1119. But the reason
that a lot of his fans are in the stands
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1120. is because of another video.
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1121. It's even more stunning
than the Mad Dog Grimes video.
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1122. This guy... Let me describe it to you, folks,
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1123. for the few that haven't seen it,
and I don't know anybody who hasn't,
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1124. but Tommy Riordan ripped the door
off a tank
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1125. in the heat of battle,
saving lives in the process,
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1126. and then walked away
without claiming a medal.
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1127. - Listen...
- He ripped the door off a tank.
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1128. Tommy Riordan is a genuine war hero.
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1129. I'm not taking anything away from the guy,
he's a very, very tough guy,
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1130. - but the tank don't hit back, you know.
- Sam...
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1131. We've seen YouTube sensations fail
on a big stage before.
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1132. Sam, he ripped the door off a tank!
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1133. Tommy Riordan,
he has definitely got his hands full
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1134. in his first opponent, Francisco Barbosa.
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1135. - Francisco Barbosa...
- He's nothing to scoff at.
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1136. Yeah, he's the octopus. He's the real deal.
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1137. He's a very, very tough guy,
a very high-caliber fighter.
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1138. Now, Tommy Riordan came out of nowhere,
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1139. and I 'd imagine he's gonna disappear
just as quickly.
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1140. It's a great story,
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1141. but I think your boy
is gonna be exposed here
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1142. - as a YouTube sensation.
- Well, well,
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1143. a lot of fans here in Boardwalk Hall
hope you're wrong, Sam.
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1144. All right, gentlemen,
you've been given your instructions.
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1145. I expect a clean fight.
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1146. Obey my command at all times,
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1147. defend yourselves at all times.
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1148. Touch gloves, go back, let's do this.
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1149. Tommy, cut off the corners,
feel this guy out,
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1150. just like we know. Just like we know.
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1151. We're about to get the big answer
to the big question.
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1152. Is Tommy Riordan for real?
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1153. - Gentlemen, you ready?
- They are both game fighters.
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1154. - And here we go.
- You ready?
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1155. Let's go to war!
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1156. Keep your focus, Tom.
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1157. And here we go. We're gonna see this.
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1158. Barbosa's gonna be looking for a takedown.
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1159. He's definitely looking for a takedown here.
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1160. Barbosa is down!
Barbosa has been knocked out!
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1161. Tommy Riordan is most definitely for real.
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1162. And now he's walking out of the cage.
He's leaving the cage.
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1163. Hey, Tommy!
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1164. There goes another rule, out the window!
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1165. Where you going?
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1166. Francisco Barbosa is out cold,
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1167. and he is out of this tournament, Bryan.
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1168. - A huge left hook, launching...
- Good. Nice and easy. Nice and easy.
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1169. - ... Tommy Riordan into the second round.
- One, two. Good, good. One, two, three.
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1170. Good. Two, three.
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1171. Good. Good, good, good.
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1172. - Good. Come on. Good. One, two.
- Tommy Riordan is the real deal.
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1173. - Showtime.
- All right. Come on, give me eight.
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1174. Yes! That's my boy.
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1175. Let's go, move your head around.
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1176. You ready?
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1177. Look at me.
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1178. You can do this.
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1179. I wanna hear you say it.
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1180. I can do this.
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1181. Let's go do this.
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1182. Yeah.
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1183. Yeah.
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1184. J.J. Riley only had 48 hours,
less than 48 hours, to fill the spot.
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1185. And basically, he had to go on the road
to Frank Campana.
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1186. Well, then he chose Brendan Conlon,
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1187. which is really something
I don't understand.
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1188. I just... I'm shocked.
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1189. Hey, Brendan. Brendan, go get him.
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1190. Go. Good luck.
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1191. Let's go, Brendan.
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1192. You go get him, Son!
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1193. You know, I can understand
coming out to no music,
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1194. but why in the world would you choose
classical music as your entrance?
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1195. This is Beethoven.
This is Ode to Joy, Bryan.
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1196. My apologies, Mr. Renaissance Man.
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1197. Go get him, Son.
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1198. If you wanna talk about Renaissance men,
you gotta talk about Frank Campana.
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1199. Very unorthodox trainer,
but one of the best trainers in the game,
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1200. and he's well known for using classical
music to teach his fighters to remain calm,
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1201. to remain patient,
and to remain composed under pressure.
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1202. You know, I'll tell you, classical music
is about as fitting to this setting
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1203. as Brendan Conlon is to this tournament.
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1204. - Come on.
- In fact, let me show you something.
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1205. Right here. Let me tell you...
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1206. - What?
- You see that, right there?
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1207. That, right there...
That, my friend, is Brendan Conlon.
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1208. Okay? Brendan Conlon's about
to be dropped into a shark tank.
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1209. He's a feeder fish.
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1210. Come on, give the guy a break.
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1211. You know, the guy...
At least we've seen him fight.
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1212. I mean, he's fought real guys.
He's been in the UFC.
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1213. - We remember him from that.
- I remember him, too.
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1214. I remember him being very unmemorable.
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1215. Midnight Le getting ready
to climb into the cage and go to work.
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1216. When the brackets were announced,
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1217. he thought he'd be going up
against Marco Santos.
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1218. He's got to be thrilled to be seeing
Brendan Conlon across from him.
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1219. Hey! You asked for it.
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1220. Brendan retired from fighting
some years ago.
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1221. He's actually
a high school physics teacher now,
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1222. and Midnight had some fun with that
at the press conference yesterday.
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1223. Well, he said he was going to give
the teacher a serious lesson,
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1224. and that getting killed was no way
to spend a summer vacation.
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1225. Midnight is known for talking trash,
he's also known for backing it up.
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1226. No question, Bryan.
He's in a lot of trouble here.
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1227. - Midnight Le is an agent of destruction.
- Gentlemen.
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1228. Go get him.
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1229. All right, guys,
you've been given your instructions.
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1230. I expect a clean fight.
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1231. Obey my commands at all times.
Defend yourselves at all times.
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1232. Touch gloves, go back, let's do this.
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1233. Go have some fun, baby.
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1234. Gentlemen, you ready?
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1235. You ready? Let's go to war!
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1236. Work your kicks!
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1237. Come on, Brendan, come on.
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1238. Move! You gotta move, you gotta move.
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1239. Let it out! Come on, move!
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1240. Stay away from the legs! Circle!
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1241. In and out!
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1242. Get off the fence!
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1243. Get through this. Sprawl down!
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1244. Get off the fence! Get off the fence!
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1245. There he goes!
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1246. Come on, Brendan. Get out of there!
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1247. Come on!
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1248. Get up!
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1249. - Come on! Come on!
- Watch the back of the head!
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1250. - Relax, you're okay. You're okay!
- Midnight is all over Brendan.
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1251. Well, this can't last much longer.
This won't last much longer.
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1252. The teacher just has no answers.
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1253. Get out of there! Get out of there!
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1254. - And now, he's got the hooks in.
- The hooks are in.
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1255. - Brendan in very big trouble.
- The end is close.
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1256. Can Brendan make the end of the round?
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1257. Well, he's got the choke.
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1258. - He's got 20 seconds left in the round...
- Come on.
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1259. and Conlon's face is turning purple.
This looks like it's over.
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1260. Get up! Find his legs!
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1261. Hips! Hip down!
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1262. Hip down! Get your weight down!
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1263. Get your weight down!
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1264. Well, Midnight is squeezing
with all his might. He's got it very deep.
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1265. - Ten seconds! Don't you tap!
- Ten seconds, Bryan, 10 seconds.
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1266. Don't tap! Brendan, don't you tap!
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1267. Hold on, Brendan.
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1268. Conlon doing his best to hang on,
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1269. 'cause his whole world's about to go
from day to night.
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1270. Don't you tap! Don't you tap, Brendan!
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1271. I cannot believe that, Sam!
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1272. I thought for sure this guy
was going to sleep.
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1273. Midnight can't believe it either, by the way.
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1274. Jesus.
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1275. What are you doing? What are you doing?
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1276. You should've had him in the first round.
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1277. Beautiful. Beautiful.
He doesn't know what hit him.
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1278. He doesn't know what hit him. Breathe.
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1279. Deep breaths. Come on now.
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1280. Small sip, small sip. Small sip.
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1281. Deep breath, deep breath.
I want you to do something.
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1282. I want you to get him to pull, okay?
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1283. When he pulls, I want you to hit him a bit
and I want you to shoot on him.
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1284. I'd love to be a fly on the wall,
listening to Frank Campana right now
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1285. and hear what he's saying in there.
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1286. In and out. In and out. In and out.
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1287. And I want you to trade punches
with him, all right? You're doing beautiful.
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1288. Let's go, seconds out!
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1289. Knock him out. Knock him out.
Knock him out.
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1290. This round, knock him out.
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1291. - Let's do it.
- He doesn't deserve to be here.
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1292. Beautiful. Breathe.
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1293. Let's go!
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1294. And here we go. The teacher
answering the bell for round two.
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1295. Nice and easy!
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1296. Set the pace! Set the pace, Brendan!
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1297. Gentlemen! Let's go to war!
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1298. Circle around! Circle around!
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1299. Nice and easy!
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1300. Good, good!
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1301. Shoot! Shoot on him!
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1302. Get Out Of there! Hitch him! Hitch him!
Hitch him!
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1303. Get out of there!
Get out of there! Get out of there! Come on!
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1304. Do something.
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1305. Shoot! Shoot on him!
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1306. Shoot on him!
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1307. Yes!
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1308. Conlon shoots on Midnight Le
and gets him down.
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1309. Midnight is trying to get to his...
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1310. - Scissors takedown.
- A beautiful scissors takedown.
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1311. - Really nice.
- Conlon showing signs of life
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1312. and not backing down.
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1313. Knees, knees!
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1314. Good!
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1315. Take his arm! Good!
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1316. - He's got a kimura lock!
- He's got a very good Kimura.
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1317. Turn your hips in! In!
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1318. Up! Stay with him. Turn your hips in!
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1319. Hips up! Turn your hips in!
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1320. Turn your hips in!
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1321. You got it, Brendan. Your round. You got it!
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1322. Turn your hips up and in!
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1323. Hips up! Very good!
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1324. He's in a lot of trouble.
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1325. That's it! Come on! Come on!
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1326. - Wow! He's got it very, very deep.
- Midnight is in a very, very bad position.
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1327. Midnight is in big trouble.
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1328. Slow down! Relax! You got it! You got it!
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1329. Brendan Conlon is going
to finish it right here!
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1330. Brendan Conlon has got
him in a very, very dangerous position
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1331. - and Midnight is in big trouble.
- Midnight...
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1332. I don't think Midnight has anywhere to go.
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1333. You got it! You got it!
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1334. Slow down! Relax! You got it! You got it!
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1335. And this isn't... This isn't happening!
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1336. - This can't happen.
- It just did, Bryan.
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1337. He tapped!
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1338. Brendan Conlon tapped Midnight!
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1339. - I can't believe that.
- Oh, my goodness!
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1340. You got him! Way to go, Brendan!
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1341. Yeah! Yeah! He tapped him out.
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1342. Honey, he tapped him out!
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1343. He did it! He did it! He did it! He did it!
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1344. Way to go, Brendan! Way to go! Yeah!
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1345. This is what's so great
about mixed martial arts.
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1346. There's so many ways to lose.
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1347. One tiny miscalculation,
anyone can win at anytime.
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1348. Which is probably why Frank Campana's
embracing his man.
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1349. And I honestly don't think either
one of them can believe what just happened.
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1350. Great show of sportsmanship here
from the teacher.
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1351. Well, that's a hallmark
of Frank Campana's philosophy,
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1352. something all his fighters buy into,
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1353. and, obviously, none more so than Brendan.
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1354. And Midnight Le is shocked.
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1355. He thought he'd get a free pass
into the second round,
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1356. but, instead, he's going home.
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1357. Dominated the fight the entire way,
but he falls prey to a very technical finish.
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1358. A very technical finish, but that's a fluke.
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1359. - I don't care what anybody says. That is a...
- I don't know.
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1360. You can call it a fluke, but I'm gonna call it
a guy maintaining composure
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1361. and waiting for his opportunity.
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1362. Conlon beats Midnight! Unbelievable!
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1363. I hope you got a receipt for your goldfish.
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1364. Yes!
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1365. Okay.
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1366. We're down to eight fighters,
and soon to be seven,
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1367. as Koba prepares to go to work
for the second time tonight.
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1368. - Right hand.
- Huge right hand.
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1369. - Huge right hand.
- Oh, my goodness.
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1370. Oh, my God! This is over.
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1371. Once again, Koba does not break a sweat.
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1372. You got to be kidding me. I'm afraid
he might have broken something else.
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1373. That's certainly possible.
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1374. Koba moving on to tomorrow night.
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1375. - Koba! Koba!
- Koba! Koba!
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1376. Mad Dog fighting like a man possessed.
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1377. Like a man with something to prove,
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1378. reminding everyone why he is a
serious contender to win this whole contest.
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1379. He wanted to send a message to
Tommy Riordan, and there it is, right there.
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1380. Here comes the underdog, Brendan Conlon.
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1381. The teacher miraculously
passed his first test,
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1382. but now he's got to face The Dane.
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1383. Brendan! You can do it.
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1384. Halfway through round three, now,
and the beating continues.
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1385. I honestly don't know how Brendan Conlon
can take this kind of punishment.
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1386. He has been battered without mercy
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1387. - in both of his fights today.
- Relax! You're okay!
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1388. He's still standing, Bryan.
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1389. Beethoven!
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1390. No! No, no, no!
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1391. Good, take him down!
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1392. Look at this, he's taking The Dane down!
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1393. Hold on to him.
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1394. He's looking for that arm.
He's looking for the armbar.
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1395. - He's got an armbar.
- He's got that armbar.
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1396. He's looking to be boss of it, once again.
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1397. Tap, tap, tap! Come on, tap, tap, tap!
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1398. Palms flat! Palms flat! Thumbs up!
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1399. He's got that arm, Sam!
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1400. - Break, break, break, break!
- Yes!
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1401. Are you kidding me?
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1402. Yes!
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1403. Do it once, it's a fluke.
Do it twice, and it's something else.
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1404. Pull the bandwagon over,
I think I am hopping on.
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1405. I think I'm a believer.
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1406. You did it! Way to go, Brendan!
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1407. - I'm doing this!
- Okay.
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1408. - I'm doing it!
- Okay.
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1409. Okay, Son.
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1410. The crowd catching fire
for the hero Tommy Riordan.
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1411. - Tommy! Tommy!
- Tommy! Tommy!
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1412. He doesn't seem to want
anything to do with all this adulation.
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1413. He's just here to fight.
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1414. - Tommy! Tommy!
- Tommy! Tommy!
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1415. Gentlemen, you ready?
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1416. Are you ready?
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1417. - Let's go to war!
- Right at him! Right at him! Right at him!
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1418. Well, here he comes again like a buzz saw!
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1419. - Yeah.
- He is all over Diego Santana.
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1420. He's swarming all over him,
and now he's beating on him without mercy!
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1421. Oh, my goodness!
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1422. There he goes again,
storming out of the cage!
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1423. Tommy Riordan marching off
through the crowd
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1424. and straight into the final four,
ladies and gentlemen.
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1425. - Tommy! Tommy!
- Tommy! Tommy!
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1426. - So where is he?
- Yeah. Mr. Conlon.
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1427. Make a right at that white sign...
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1428. Hey! Can't sleep, huh?
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1429. I know that that other thing is
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1430. bothering the hell out of you.
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1431. I'm proud of you, Tommy.
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1432. What you did for that kid in the tank,
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1433. that was really something.
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1434. How about deserting my unit?
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1435. Is that really something, too?
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1436. Yeah.
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1437. I was on my way out of the country
when I came across those guys.
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1438. What was I supposed to do?
Let them drown?
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1439. No.
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1440. - What did you do?
- What did I do?
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1441. I took off.
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1442. That's why you go by Riordan.
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1443. That's why they can't
find your service records.
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1444. What the hell happened over there, Tommy?
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1445. That is none of your business, man.
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1446. Come on, kiddo. You know, I've been there.
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1447. I've done it, I've seen it.
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1448. You can trust me. I understand.
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1449. Will you spare me the
compassionate father routine, Pop?
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1450. The suit don't fit.
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1451. Tommy.
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1452. I'm really trying here.
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1453. - You're trying?
- Yeah, really. I'm trying.
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1454. Now?
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1455. Where were you when it mattered?
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1456. I needed this guy back when I was a kid.
I don't need you now.
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1457. You know, it's too late now.
Everything's already happened.
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1458. You and Brendan
don't seem to understand that.
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1459. Let me explain something to you, okay?
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1460. The only thing that I have in common
with Brendan Conlon
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1461. is that the pair of us,
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1462. we have absolutely no use for you.
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1463. Look at you.
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1464. Yeah, I was right.
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1465. I think I liked you better
when you were a drunk.
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1466. At least you had some balls then,
not like now,
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1467. tiptoeing around,
like some beggar with your cup out.
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1468. Take it somewhere else.
In fact, you know what?
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1469. Here's a cup.
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1470. Why don't you take this and go get yourself
some more of your shitty tapes...
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1471. - Don't do this, Tommy.
- ... and you go back to the room
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1472. - and you listen to some more...
- Don't do this.
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1473. fish stories that no one gives a shit about.
Now get out of here.
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1474. Get the fuck out of here! Go on.
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1475. God pity them!
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1476. All shall perish except me!
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1477. Bastards. Bastards!
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1478. You bastards. You bastards!
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1479. Stop the ship, you bastards!
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1480. Ishmael. God pity them.
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1481. Stop the ship. Please, stop the ship.
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1482. Stop the ship! Somebody.
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1483. Ahab.
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1484. You godless son of a bitch!
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1485. You stop the ship!
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1486. You godless son of a bitch!
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1487. "'The whale! The ship! '
cried the cringing oarsmen.
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1488. "'Oars! Oars! Slope downward...
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1489. Stop it.
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1490. "'O sea that ere it be for ever too late,
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1491. "Ahab may slide this last,
last time upon his mark!"'
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1492. Captain...
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1493. Stop the...
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1494. Captain, stop...
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1495. Stop the ship, Ahab.
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1496. For the love of God.
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1497. They're lost.
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1498. Stop it... The ship.
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1499. Ahab...
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1500. You stop the...
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1501. Oh, no.
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1502. - Come on, give me the Walkman.
- No.
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1503. - No, no.
- Come on.
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1504. Come on, come on.
Come, give me the bottle.
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1505. Come here, come here, come here.
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1506. - Come on. Give me.
- No.
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1507. Tommy.
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1508. We're lost.
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1509. We're lost, Tommy.
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1510. It's over. We'll never make it back.
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1511. - Stay down.
- We'll never make it back.
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1512. I'm here.
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1513. I always loved you.
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1514. You know that, don't you, Tommy?
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1515. I always loved you.
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1516. You and your brother. My two boys.
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1517. - Tommy! Tommy!
- Tommy! Tommy!
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1518. Tommy Riordan coming down the tunnel
without his trainer.
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1519. Once again, no walk-out music.
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1520. I'd hardly say no music, Sam.
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1521. Bryan, it sounds like V-J day
in Times Square.
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1522. I've never seen anything like this.
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1523. Tommy acknowledging his comrades
for the first time
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1524. and climbing into the cage.
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1525. Mad Dog Grimes has been
waiting for revenge
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1526. ever since the day Tommy Riordan
walked into his gym in Pittsburgh
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1527. and turned his life upside down.
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1528. It's been a very long and very miserable
few months for Mad Dog, to say the least.
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1529. Grimes mocking Riordan by having
a camouflage motif for his mohawk tonight,
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1530. and the Marines are really
letting Mad Dog have it.
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1531. All right, gentlemen.
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1532. All right, gentlemen,
we've been over your instructions.
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1533. I expect a clean fight.
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1534. Obey my commands at all times,
defend yourselves at all times.
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1535. Touch gloves, go back, let's do this.
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1536. It's not gonna happen again.
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1537. Mad Dog chomping at the bit here.
He can't wait to get a piece of Tommy.
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1538. He predicted an early knockout.
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1539. He said he was gonna
take Tommy out with one punch.
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1540. And by the way, he said,
"They're gonna have to pull me off him."
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1541. We'll see what Tommy has to say about that.
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1542. Gentlemen, you ready?
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1543. You ready?
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1544. - Let's go to war!
- Here they go and they are off!
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1545. Tommy tackles him, and he's on top!
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1546. He's raining bombs!
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1547. - Cover up!
- Come on, work it.
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1548. - Raining bombs.
- Mad Dog is out.
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1549. Mad Dog's in trouble. Please stop this.
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1550. Stop it! Stop the fight!
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1551. Break! Break! Break!
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1552. That's the fastest knockout I think
I've ever experienced!
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1553. Mad Dog Grimes has been poleaxed.
He is not moving.
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1554. You do that to someone on the street,
they lock you up and throw away the key.
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1555. Break out the yellow tape, Sam.
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1556. This guy's walking away from the cage
like he's leaving a crime scene!
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1557. - Tommy! Tommy!
- Tommy! Tommy!
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1558. - Everybody through. Come on, move it out.
- Sparta!
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1559. Yeah!
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1560. Mr. C! Mr. C!
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1561. I'm on your side.
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1562. Let's go.
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1563. - Principal Zito, there he is.
- Nice.
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1564. Let's go, Brendan.
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1565. Brendan Conlon came into this tournament
as 1,000-to-one underdog,
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1566. and now here he is in the final four.
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1567. The crowd snowing their appreciation.
He's getting quite the reception.
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1568. He's got a huge reception.
I mean, this guy shocked everybody.
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1569. Come on, come on. You all right?
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1570. You've got a visitor.
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1571. Second row, 10 o'clock.
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1572. You all right with that?
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1573. I love you.
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1574. And here comes the great Russian, Koba.
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1575. Koba is so intimidating
and his reputation is larger than life.
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1576. - Koba! Koba!
- Koba! Koba!
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1577. I want you to look right at him
when he comes in here. Look right at him.
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1578. All right? Don't take your eyes off him.
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1579. I'm proud of you, brother.
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1580. This is your cage.
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1581. Gentlemen.
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1582. All right, gentlemen,
we've been over your instructions.
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1583. I expect a clean fight.
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1584. Obey my commands at all times,
defend yourselves at all times.
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1585. Touch gloves, go back, let's do this.
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1586. Should I be nervous for Brendan?
'Cause I am.
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1587. I wanna stop the fight
before it even gets going.
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1588. - Well, here we go.
- He's like a machine. Look at him.
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1589. Gentlemen, you ready?
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1590. You ready? Let's go to war!
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1591. Keep your hands up, Brendan. Hands up.
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1592. But now, the question is, how long
can Brendan Conlon stay alive?
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1593. Angle out of it!
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1594. Keep moving!
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1595. Get out of there! Get out of there!
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1596. Keep moving! Keep moving!
Get away from him!
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1597. Hit him, babe! Hit him! Get in there!
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1598. - Crushing body shots.
- Relax, you're okay.
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1599. Conlon's down,
and Koba pounces and starts pounding!
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1600. Get up! Get up!
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1601. He's just pounding on him
like a side of beef.
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1602. Go, go, go. Get up!
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1603. He's getting his ass whooped.
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1604. And now he's got him in the air!
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1605. Oh, God.
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1606. Relax, tie up his arm! Tie him up!
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1607. I think Campana has to think
seriously about...
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1608. - How much abuse can one man take?
- ... continuing another round of this.
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1609. Go to war!
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1610. Just relax! Relax! Relax! Off the fence!
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1611. Brendan's going for a ride!
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1612. That one shook the entire building!
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1613. Man, he just threw him against the fence
like a rag doll.
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1614. Get up! Get up! Come on!
Hold on! Turn it in! Turn in!
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1615. And now he's on top! Koba's on top,
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1616. and he's finishing him, here. Look at this.
On the edge of blowing it.
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1617. Get off the fence, Brendan!
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1618. You wonder how Conlon can
take this kind of beating on his arms.
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1619. - His forearms and his hands.
- Drop that neck!
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1620. How much can one man take?
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1621. Break! Break! Break!
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1622. Everybody has got to be
a little bit concerned
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1623. about Brendan Conlon's bravery
getting him in trouble here.
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1624. His bravery could get him killed, frankly.
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1625. And by the way,
he's got nothing more to prove.
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1626. - He's lasted two rounds with Koba
- That's true, that's true.
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1627. And you wonder what's keeping this guy up.
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1628. Sit down. Sit down.
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1629. Breathe. Breathe!
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1630. Look at me. Look at me!
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1631. Wait up. Small sips. Hold it.
Hold it, small sips.
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1632. Why are we here?
Why are we here, Brendan?
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1633. Why are we here?
Are we here to win this fight?
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1634. Are we here to win this fight?
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1635. You tell me.
'Cause if we're not, I will throw in the towel.
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1636. We will get Tess and we will go home.
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1637. We'll go home, okay?
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1638. You don't knock him out, you lose the fight.
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1639. Do you understand me?
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1640. You don't knock him out,
you don't have a home.
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1641. Let's go! Seconds out! Seconds out!
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1642. Gentlemen! Let's go to war!
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1643. Conlon somehow
answering the call to round three.
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1644. And Koba's all over him once again.
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1645. Brendan's giving back, Bryan.
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1646. I mean, there's signs of life
in Brendan Conlon.
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1647. He's starting to mix it up.
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1648. Pummel, pummel, pummel.
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1649. He's taking Koba down,
but the Russian's back up.
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1650. Brendan shoots him again,
pressing him against the cage.
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1651. - Yes!
- Whoa, he's fallen deep into a guillotine.
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1652. Well, Conlon trapped in an iron vice here,
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1653. and Koba now squeezing his neck
for all it's worth,
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1654. trying to choke the teacher out.
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1655. Hips, hips, hips! Breathe! Breathe!
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1656. Ride it out! Ride it out!
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1657. Conlon looking for a way out.
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1658. - What is this?
- Just tossed Koba. Can you believe this?
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1659. He just shook off a guillotine
and tossed Koba.
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1660. Conlon's looking for an armbar.
He's looking for that armbar,
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1661. - and he's trying to submit the Russian bear.
- Hips, hips, hips!
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1662. Yeah, you got him!
You got him! You got him!
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1663. Koba slips right out.
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1664. Conlon's staying after him.
He's squeezing the bear.
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1665. The tables have turned and the boy scout
is actually messing with the bear.
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1666. The teacher springing off the fence and
going for a mountain,
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1667. - but Koba's on his feet.
- Get up, get up!
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1668. He does not want to be
on the ground with Brendan
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1669. and his endless bag of submissions.
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1670. Koba trying to reestablish his dominance
with brutal shots to the face.
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1671. But Conlon's showing no fear.
This is a fight!
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1672. We have got ourselves a fight!
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1673. Wow, that's a huge elbow to the head.
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1674. And now, Conlon goes for a knee bar.
He's got it very deep!
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1675. He's got it very, very deep!
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1676. He's deep on that.
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1677. He's got Koba in a lot of pain.
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1678. We saw this with Midnight,
we saw it against The Dane,
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1679. and we're seeing it here! Brendan Conlon...
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1680. Break it! Break it! Break it!
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1681. Not letting out!
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1682. Conlon wrenching that knee
for all it's worth.
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1683. He's putting everything he has into it.
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1684. And Koba is screaming in pain.
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1685. Koba taps.
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1686. Koba has tapped!
Brendan Conlon has tapped Koba!
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1687. I can't believe it!
Brendan Conlon has tapped Koba!
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1688. He's tapped Koba!
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1689. And Frank Campana can't believe it.
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1690. This whole place can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
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1691. Brendan Conlon has tapped the great Koba.
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1692. - Tess!
- You got it! You did it!
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1693. Brendan taps the world Sambo
champ with a knee bar!
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1694. - Babe, you did it!
- Brendan Conlon!
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1695. - I don't know what to say. It's amazing!
- I don't know what I just saw.
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1696. I just don't know
how to put this into context.
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1697. That's gotta be the biggest upset
in MMA history.
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1698. I have never seen anything like this.
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1699. He tapped a world Sambo champion
in a knee bar!
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1700. Brendan Conlon has tapped the great Koba!
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1701. Brendan Conlon, the physics teacher!
Brendan Conlon, the civilian!
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1702. He's done the impossible.
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1703. He has done the impossible.
He's pulled off a miracle.
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1704. This place is going crazy
because they've just seen a miracle.
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1705. This is CNN Breaking News.
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1706. A surprising turn in the story
of Iraq War hero, Tommy Riordan.
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1707. CNN has learned that Riordan's true identity
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1708. is that of Marine Staff Sergeant
Thomas Conlon,
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1709. who went AWOL from his unit
earlier this year,
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1710. following the friendly fire death
of his brother-in-arms,
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1711. Sergeant Manny Fernandez.
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1712. Fernandez's wife, Pilar Fernandez,
spoke with me
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1713. in an exclusive interview, moments ago.
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1714. The bombs started dropping.
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1715. They were coming from US planes.
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1716. Tommy and Manny were waving their Hags
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1717. to let them know they were Americans,
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1718. but they didn't stop.
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1719. Everyone died.
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1720. Everyone except Tommy.
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1721. And, you know, my Manny used to say,
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1722. that Tommy was the brother he never had.
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1723. Conlon, who is fighting in the mixed
martial arts mega tournament, Sparta,
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1724. is expected to be taken into custody
by military police,
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1725. following tonight's winner-take-all finale
in Atlantic City.
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1726. If victorious, he has pledged
his $5 million purse
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1727. to the widow of his fallen comrade.
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1728. We've just got some incredible news,
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1729. that I'm having trouble
putting into context, but here it is.
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1730. The two men
fighting for the championship tonight,
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1731. for the $5 million prize,
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1732. for the middleweight championship
of the world,
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1733. are brothers.
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1734. All right, let's get this off.
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1735. What are you gonna do?
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1736. I'm gonna fight him.
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1737. - Mr. C, Mr. C!
- Mr. C, Mr. C!
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1738. - Tommy! Tommy!
- Tommy! Tommy!
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1739. Gentlemen.
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1740. Gentlemen, this is the final.
I expect a clean fight.
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1741. Obey my commands at all times,
defend yourselves at all times.
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1742. Touch gloves, go back, let's do this.
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1743. Where's Pop?
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1744. Gentlemen, are you ready?
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1745. Are you ready?
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1746. Let's go to war!
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1747. Relax, Brendan, relax!
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1748. Get out! Get out of there!
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1749. Throw your hands!
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1750. Throw your hands!
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1751. Don't lose it. No, no, no!
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1752. Move! Move!
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1753. Tie him up! Tie him up!
Control his moves. Control his moves.
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1754. Control the arms!
Keep control in the arms! Breathe!
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1755. You're okay! Relax! Breathe!
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1756. Get up! Get up! Get up!
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1757. Relax! Breathe!
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1758. Tie him up! Get up!
Tie him up, Brendan! Tie him up!
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1759. Come on. Get him! Get him! Get him!
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1760. Break!
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1761. What was that?
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1762. Hey, come on, Josh!
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1763. What's up with that?
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1764. Hey, step back!
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1765. Watch that late blow!
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1766. Come on!
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1767. Come on, Josh! I mean, what is that?
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1768. Come on, come on. Sit down. Sit, sit, sit.
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1769. Sit... Brendan, sit down.
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1770. Look at me. Sit down.
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1771. Brendan, look at me. Look at me.
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1772. Look at me, Brendan. Let it go.
Let it go, okay?
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1773. Breathe. Beethoven.
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1774. Okay. He's coming right at you, right?
Exactly like we planned.
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1775. I want you to angle out,
hit and move every time. All right?
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1776. - Angle out and move.
- Good.
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1777. Breathe. Breathe. Come on, relax.
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1778. - Okay. He's not your brother, right?
- Time's up!
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1779. Look at me. He's not your brother, right?
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1780. - All right.
- He's in the way.
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1781. Seconds out. Wrap it up.
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1782. Taking a little more time for the cheap shot.
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1783. Do your job, Josh.
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1784. Come on, babe. Come on.
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1785. Let's go to war.
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1786. Breathe!
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1787. Pace, pace! Control the pace!
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1788. Cover up!
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1789. Come on, get off the fence!
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1790. Get off the fence!
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1791. Hands up! Hands up!
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1792. Head up! You're all right! Relax! Breathe!
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1793. Yeah!
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1794. Get him!
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1795. - Huge throw. Huge.
- Look at that.
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1796. Turn in! Don't give him your back!
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1797. Turn in! Go! Good! Good!
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1798. Come on, get out of it! Go! Get up!
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1799. Control the arms! Control the arms!
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1800. Cover up, cover up. Push it!
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1801. Break free! Break! Break!
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1802. Good, good, good!
Clean break! Stop! Hey, stop!
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1803. - Come on.
- Here we go, mom.
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1804. Time to lock up your china,
the boys are at it again!
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1805. Let's go to war!
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1806. Now! Get up! Get up!
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1807. Get up! Come on, babe!
Get up! Get up! Get up!
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1808. Control it! Control it with the arms.
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1809. Switch! Switch!
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1810. Hips!
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1811. Down, down. Hips down.
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1812. Oh, my God. That's a deep omoplata there.
He's got the seats up.
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1813. Come on, Tommy!
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1814. You've got him, babe! You've got him, babe!
Come on, tap him out!
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1815. Tom!
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1816. Break! Break! Break!
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1817. Tommy, you okay?
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1818. - Tommy!
- Go! Let's go! Go!
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1819. Calm down. Calm down.
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1820. - It's the championship. Keep it together.
- All right. All right. I got it.
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1821. Sit down. Sit down!
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1822. - Tommy! Tommy!
- Tommy! Tommy!
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1823. - I popped his shoulder.
- Relax. Breathe. Breathe.
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1824. - I heard it tear.
- You popped his shoulder?
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1825. - Yeah.
- Good. Okay.
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1826. I want you to pop his other shoulder.
Let's go.
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1827. - Josh.
- Hey, hey, no Josh.
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1828. - Josh.
- Hey!
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1829. - Look at me. Look at me.
- What?
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1830. All right, you got two rounds. Two rounds.
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1831. We need both rounds.
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1832. What?
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1833. - Tommy! Tommy!
- Tommy! Tommy!
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1834. Go in there, you kick him in the head,
take him down and finish him!
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1835. Tommy, what are you doing?
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1836. Shut up. Come on.
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1837. Stand back.
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1838. Come on. What? Have you gone crazy?
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1839. Let's go to war!
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1840. Brendan, pick your hands up!
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1841. It's over.
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1842. What are you doing? What are you doing?
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1843. It's over, Tommy.
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1844. You better fight!
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1845. It's over, Tommy. Come on.
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1846. Tommy, we don't have to do this.
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1847. Come on.
Why do you want to do this, Tommy?
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1848. Am I gonna have to watch you do this?
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1849. Okay? You all right there?
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1850. Tommy!
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1851. Quick, finish him! You finish him!
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1852. Come on.
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1853. Break, break, break! Back up, back up!
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1854. I'm sorry, Tommy. I'm sorry.
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1855. Tap, Tommy.
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1856. It's okay. It's okay.
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1857. I love you.
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1858. I love you, Tommy.
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