1. Too much garbage
in your face?
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2. There's plenty of space out in space!
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3. BNL star liners leaving each day.
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4. We'll clean up the mess
while you're away!
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5. The jewel of the BNL fleet, the Axiom.
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6. Spend your five-year cruise in style,
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7. waited on 24 hours a day
by our fully automated crew,
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8. while your captain and autopilot
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9. chart a course for nonstop
entertainment, fine dining,
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10. and with our all-access hoverchairs,
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11. There's no need to walk.
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12. The Axiom.
Putting the star in executive star liner.
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13. Because at BNL,
space is the final fun-tier!
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14. Who are you?
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15. Who are you?
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16. Who are you?
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17. Directive?
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18. Directive?
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19. Ta-da!
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20. - Directive?
- Directive?
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21. Classified.
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22. Name?
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23. WALL-E.
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24. WALL-E.
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25. WALL-E.
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26. EVE.
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27. EVE.
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28. "EVE. EVE."
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29. Here.
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30. Look.
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31. Pop.
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32. You pop.
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33. No!
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34. Foreign contaminant.
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35. Foreign contaminant.
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36. Foreign contaminant.
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37. I've been in my cabin all morning,
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38. so let's hover over to the driving range
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39. No, we did that yesterday.
I don't want to do that.
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40. - Well, then what do you want to do?
- I don't know. Something.
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41. Look, I'm tired of having
the same argument over and over.
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42. Bot, over here.
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43. I'm in a tunnel. I can't hear you.
There you are.
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44. Buy N Large.
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45. Everything you need to be happy.
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46. Your day is very important to us.
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47. Hey, drink-bot.
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48. Here, take the cup. Hey, take the cup!
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49. Please remain stationary.
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50. A service-bot will be here
to assist you momentarily.
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51. Stewards! Hello!
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52. - Please remain stationary.
- Help.
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53. A service-bot will be here
to assist you momentarily.
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54. What's that? What's going on?
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55. John.
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56. Uh, no. John.
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57. Bye, WALL-E.
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58. "A" is for Axiom,
your home sweet home.
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59. "B" is for Buy N Large,
your very best friend.
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60. Time for lunch in a cup.
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61. Feel beautiful.
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62. - It's the new you. Stunning.
- You look great.
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63. - I know, honey. Men.
- Men.
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64. Attention, Axiom shoppers. Try blue.
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65. It's the new red.
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66. Love blue.
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67. Date?
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68. Don't get me started
on the date.
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69. Every holo-date I have been on
has been a virtual disaster.
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70. If I could just meet one,
one who wasn't so supefricial.
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71. There are no good men out there.
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72. I know. I know because I've...
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73. What the...
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74. Mary.
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75. Oh! Oh. Um, sure. You go ahead.
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76. Shade!
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77. I didn't know we had a pool!
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78. Captain, you are needed on the bridge.
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79. All hands on deck!
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80. Morning.
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81. Just a trim?
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82. I see. I know, honey. I know.
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83. I'm good, I am good.
You look gorgeous.
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84. Sir?
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85. Sir, the annual...
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86. Protocol, Auto.
First things first.
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87. Computer, status report.
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88. - Mechanical systems.
Unchanged.
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89. - Reactor core temperature.
- Unchanged.
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90. - Passenger count.
- Unchanged.
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91. - Regenerative food buffet.
- Unchanged.
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92. - Jacuzzi pH balance.
- Unchanged.
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93. - Atmospheric conditions.
- Unchanged.
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94. Captain.
- Laundry service volume.
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95. - Unchanged.
- Okay, Auto.
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96. - Sir, the annual reconnaissance...
- 12:30!
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97. Auto, why didn't you wake me
for morning announcements?
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98. Honestly, it's the one thing
I get to do on this ship.
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99. Well, good morning, everybody,
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100. and welcome to day 255,642
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101. As always, the weather is a balmy
72 degrees and sunny and...
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102. Oh, I see the ship's log is showing
that today is our 700th anniversary
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103. of our five-year cruise.
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104. Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be
proud to know that 700 years later
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105. we'd be doing the exact same thing
they were doing.
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106. Fore!
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107. So, be sure next mealtime
to ask for your "free
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108. "septuacentennial
cupcake in a cup."
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109. Wow, look at that!
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110. Also today we have a...
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111. Hey, Auto, what's that flashing button?
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112. Captain, Probe One
has returned positive.
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113. Positive?
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114. But no probe's
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115. ever come back positive before.
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116. Greetings and congratulations,
Captain.
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117. If you are seeing this,
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118. that means your
Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator,
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119. or EVE probe, has returned from Earth
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120. with a confirmed specimen
of ongoing photosynthesis.
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121. That's right. It means it's time
to go back home.
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122. Home? We're going back?
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123. Now that Earth has been restored
to a life-sustaining status,
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124. by golly,
we can begin Operation Recolonize.
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125. Simply follow
this manual's instructions
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126. to place the plant
in your ship's holo-detector
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127. and the Axiom will immediately
navigate your return to Earth.
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128. It's that easy.
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129. Now, due to the effects of microgravity,
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130. you and your passengers
may have suffered some
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131. slight bone loss.
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132. But I'm sure a few laps
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134. We have a jogging track?
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135. If you have any further questions,
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137. See you back home real soon.
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138. "Operate Manuel."
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139. Manuel, relay instructions.
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140. Manuel?
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141. Wow. Will you look at that?
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142. Let's see.
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143. Well, let's open her up.
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144. "Step one.
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145. Confirm acquisition.
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146. Voice authorization required.
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147. Accepted.
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148. - Where's the thingy?
Plant.
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149. Plant. Right. Right. Where is it?
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150. Maybe we missed a step.
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151. - Show me how you change...
- Plant.
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152. Okay.
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153. - EVE?
- Plant!
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154. Why don't you
scan her to be sure?
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155. Contains no specimen.
Probe's memory is faulty.
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156. - So then, we're not going to Earth?
- Negative.
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157. I guess things go back to normal, huh?
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158. Correct, Captain.
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159. - Well, false alarm!
False alarm.
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160. The probe must be defective.
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161. GO-4, send her to the repair ward,
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162. and have them run diagnostics on her.
Make sure she's not...
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163. Have, uh, WALL-E cleaned.
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164. Analyze.
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165. Analysis.
Foreign contaminant.
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166. Substance is a three-phase system
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167. composed of various combinations
of naturally derived solids.
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168. Subject is most commonly referred to
as soil, dirt, or earth.
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169. "Earth"?
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170. Define "earth."
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171. Earth, the surface of the world
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172. as distinct from the sky or sea.
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173. Define "sea."
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174. Sea, an expanse of salt water
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175. that covers most of the Earth's surface
and surrounds its landmasses.
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176. Foreign contaminant.
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177. Just a trim?
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178. You look gorgeous.
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179. Fore!
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180. Clear, clear, clear.
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181. Oh, my.
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182. Halt!
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183. Caution. Rogue robots.
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184. Caution. Rogue robots.
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185. Halt! Halt!
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186. Caution. Rogue robots.
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187. Clear.
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188. Caution. Rogue robots.
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189. Earth.
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190. Directive.
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191. Plant!
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192. Cruising speed.
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193. You are now free
to move about the cabin.
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194. Twenty seconds to self-destruct.
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195. Ten seconds to self-destruct.
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196. Ten, nine, eight, seven,
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197. six, five, four,
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198. Three,
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199. Two...
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200. No. No.
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201. Oh, so many stars.
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202. - Hey! Hey! That's what's-his-name!
- Hey! What the...
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203. - Look! Look at that.
- Huh? What?
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204. Hey. I know that guy. It's, uh, WALL-E.
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205. - Hey, WALL-E! It's your buddy John.
- Hi, WALL-E!
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206. Hi.
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207. Define "hoedown."
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208. Hoedown,
a social gathering
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209. at which lively dancing
would take place.
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210. Auto, Earth is amazing!
These are called "farms."
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211. Humans would put seeds
in the ground, pour water on them,
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212. and they grow food, like pizza.
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213. Good night, Captain.
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214. Psst! Computer.
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215. Define "dancing."
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216. Dancing, a series of
movements involving two partners
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217. where speed and rhythm
match harmoniously with music.
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218. Home.
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219. The lido deck is now
closing. The lido deck is now closing.
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220. Stop that.
- Make me.
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221. I didn't know we had a pool.
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222. No splashing. No diving.
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223. Oh, go on.
- No splashing. No...
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224. Directive.
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225. Prepare for landing.
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226. "We're here, everybody."
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227. "Yay, Captain! Captain, we're home!
It's so beautiful!"
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228. "No. It's nothing.
I was pleased to do this.
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229. "It's all about you people.
It's not about me."
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230. How?
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231. How did you find it?
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232. We can go back home!
For the first time!
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233. What's it like now?
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234. No, no, no. Don't tell me.
I want to see for myself.
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235. Wait. That doesn't look like Earth.
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236. Where's the blue sky?
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237. Where's the grass?
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238. I know that song.
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239. They're, um,
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240. dancing.
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241. Yes, dancing.
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242. You made it somehow, huh, little guy?
You didn't give up, did you?
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243. Okay, then. Come on.
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244. Wait a minute.
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245. Pathetic.
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246. Foreign contaminant.
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247. There you go, little guy.
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248. You came a long way
for a drink of water.
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249. Just needed someone
to look after you, that's...
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250. We have to go back.
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251. - Auto, come down here.
- Aye, aye, sir.
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252. Auto, EVE found the plant.
Fire up the holo-detector.
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253. Not necessary, Captain.
You may give it to me.
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254. - You know what? I should do it myself.
- Captain.
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255. Sir, I insist you give me the plant.
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256. - Auto, get out of my way.
- We cannot go home.
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257. - What are you talking about? Why not?
- That is classified, Captain.
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258. - Give me the plant.
- What do you mean, "classified"?
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259. You don't keep a secret
from the captain.
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260. Give me the plant.
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261. - Tell me what's classified.
- The plant.
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262. Tell me, Auto! That's an order.
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263. Aye, aye, sir.
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264. Just cut it off, will you?
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265. Hey, there, autopilots.
Got some bad news.
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266. Operation Cleanup has,
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268. Wouldn't you know,
rising toxicity levels have made life
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270. "Unsustainable"? What?
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271. Darn it all, we're going to have
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272. So,
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273. Just stay the course.
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274. Rather than try and fix this problem,
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277. Mr. President?
- I think...
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278. - Huh?
- Sir, time to go.
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279. Okay. I'm giving
Override Directive A113.
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280. Go to full autopilot.
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281. Take control of everything,
and do not return to Earth.
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282. Repeat, do not return to Earth.
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283. Let's get
the heck out of here.
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284. Now, the plant.
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285. No. Wait a minute.
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286. Computer, when was that message
sent out to the Axiom?
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287. Message received
in the year 2110.
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288. That's... That's nearly 700 years ago!
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289. Auto, things have changed!
We've got to go back.
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290. Sir, orders are "do not return to Earth."
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291. But life is sustainable now.
Look at this plant. Green and growing.
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292. - It's living proof he was wrong.
- Irrelevant, Captain.
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293. What? It's completely relevant!
Out there is our home.
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294. Home, Auto.
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295. And it's in trouble.
I can't just sit here and do nothing.
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296. That's all I've ever done.
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297. That's all anyone on this blasted ship
has ever done. Nothing!
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298. On the Axiom you will survive.
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299. - I don't want to survive. I want to live!
- Must follow my directive.
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300. I'm the captain of the Axiom.
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301. We are going home today.
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302. GO-4?
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303. Hey! That's not...
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304. This is mutiny! EVE, arrest him.
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305. EVE, you are to put this plant
straight in the holo-detector.
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306. No!
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307. - Oh!
- WALL-E, the plant!
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308. - WALL-E!
Over here. Throw it.
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309. Give me the plant.
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310. All communications are terminated.
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311. You are confined to quarters.
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312. No! Mutiny!
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313. Mutiny!
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314. Caution.
Activating airlock disposal.
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315. Activating airlock disposal.
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316. Caution.
Activating airlock disposal.
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317. Activating airlock disposal.
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318. Foreign contaminant.
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319. All clean. All clean.
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320. M-O.
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321. - M-O?
- M-O.
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322. M-O.
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323. Directive.
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324. Directive.
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325. Earth.
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326. - Earth.
- Earth.
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327. Earth? Earth!
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328. M-O.
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329. Wrong.
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330. Please hold.
We are currently having...
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331. Whoops.
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332. Caution. Rogue robots.
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333. That style suits you.
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334. Clear.
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335. Caution. Rogue robots.
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336. Caution. Rogue robots.
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337. Not possible.
- Caution. Rogue robots.
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338. Auto! Auto!
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339. Mutiny. Mutiny.
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340. Stupid wheel.
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341. Caution. Rogue robots.
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342. Caution. Rogue robots.
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343. The plant!
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344. We'll see who's powerless now.
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345. Testing, testing.
Is this thing on?
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346. This is the captain.
I am locked in my room.
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347. EVE, WALL-E,
bring the plant to the lido deck.
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348. I'll have activated the holo-detector.
Now, hurry.
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349. - Auto's probably going to cut me off...
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350. Halt.
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351. Oh, my.
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352. Clear.
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353. Halt, halt.
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354. - Look what I got, Auto.
- Not possible.
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355. That's right. The plant.
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356. You want it? Come and get it, blinky.
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357. No.
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358. Captain? Captain?
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359. Let go.
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360. - Let go.
- Too heavy for you?
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361. Get off.
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362. You're not getting away
from me, one-eye.
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363. Get off.
- Is that all you got?
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364. Halt.
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365. - That's it. A little closer.
Cease and desist.
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366. - Not good.
- Got you.
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367. Remain calm. Remain calm.
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368. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
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369. We're having a slight malfunction
with the autopilot.
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370. Please remain calm.
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371. Enough.
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372. Hey. What? John?
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373. I gotcha!
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374. John, get ready to have some kids!
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375. Look out!
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376. No.
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377. Auto?
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378. Auto, you are relieved of duty.
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379. Plant! Plant!
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380. Foreign contaminant.
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381. Plant!
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382. Plant origin verified.
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383. Course set for Earth.
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384. Ten seconds to hyper-jump. Nine...
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385. No.
eight...
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386. - WALL-E!
seven, six, five, four...
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387. Oh, no.
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388. three, two, one, zero.
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389. Whee!
You're kidding!
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390. Go, go, go. Go, go.
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391. This is called farming!
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392. You kids are going to grow
all kinds of plants.
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393. Vegetable plants. Pizza plants!
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394. It's good to be home!
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