1. Ello, ello, ello?Copy !req
2. Oh, is that the police?Copy !req
3. We've got someone here you might be
interested in.Copy !req
4. Mm-hm!Copy !req
5. I think we've just foiled a robbery!Copy !req
6. Feathers McGraw, you have been found
guilty of the attempted robberyCopy !req
7. of the Blue Diamond.Copy !req
8. If not for the actions of two
upstanding citizens,Copy !req
9. you would have succeeded in your
wicked plan.Copy !req
10. Therefore, it is the decision of this
court that, for the rest ofCopy !req
11. your natural life, you be removed to a
high-security institution.Copy !req
12. There's no escape from here.Copy !req
13. So don't even think about it.Copy !req
14. Get me up, Gromit!Copy !req
15. Another great day of inventing
beckons!Copy !req
16. Ha-ha!Copy !req
17. Oh-ho!Copy !req
18. Oh, top dog!Copy !req
19. Here we go-o-o-o!Copy !req
20. Wahey!Copy !req
21. Oh, lovely!Copy !req
22. Ooh! Tickles!Copy !req
23. Oh, oh!Copy !req
24. Ooh!Copy !req
25. Wahey!Copy !req
26. Wa-a-a-hey!Copy !req
27. We-e-eee!Copy !req
28. Woohoo!Copy !req
29. Ooh...!Copy !req
30. Hoo-hoo!Copy !req
31. Huh? Oh.Copy !req
32. Oh!Copy !req
33. Ah!Copy !req
34. Hit it, Gromit!Copy !req
35. Wahe-e-eey!Copy !req
36. Ugh!Copy !req
37. Morning, Gromit!Copy !req
38. Oh!Copy !req
39. How's my favourite pooch, hmm?Copy !req
40. Oh, you do look after me, lad.Copy !req
41. Oh, very interesting...Copy !req
42. Oh, I must say...Copy !req
43. Mm.Copy !req
44. Oh, yes...Copy !req
45. Mm. Hmm.Copy !req
46. Mm!Copy !req
47. Mm... Mm!Copy !req
48. Cracking toast, Gromit.Copy !req
49. Oh, dear. More bills?Copy !req
50. Inventing doesn't come cheap, does it?Copy !req
51. Maybe I'm just making too many
gadgets.Copy !req
52. Oh, don't worry, lad.Copy !req
53. We'll think of something.Copy !req
54. You look like you need a good pat.Copy !req
55. Come here!Copy !req
56. That's it, lad!Copy !req
57. My new Pat-O-Matic will oblige.Copy !req
58. And if you think that's progress, wait
till you seeCopy !req
59. the next thing I'm working on!Copy !req
60. Hmm!Copy !req
61. Ooh!Copy !req
62. Ha, ha.. Oh...Copy !req
63. Ooh...!Copy !req
64. Look out, lad! Coming through!Copy !req
65. Phew!Copy !req
66. Don't think I haven't noticed, Gromit.Copy !req
67. You spend ages toiling away in this
garden.Copy !req
68. Well, no more!Copy !req
69. He-hey!Copy !req
70. This is my latest invention - a
smart gnome.Copy !req
71. Hi!Copy !req
72. I'm your Nifty Odd-Jobbing Robot.Copy !req
73. Call me NORBOT!Copy !req
74. Norbot, meet Gromit.Copy !req
75. Pleased to meet you, Master Gromit!Copy !req
76. He's very friendly.Copy !req
77. Oh, steady on, Norbot!Copy !req
78. Well, go on, chuck.Copy !req
79. Why don't you put him through his
little paces?Copy !req
80. He's voice-activated.Copy !req
81. Ha-ha! Bit shy, are we?Copy !req
82. All right.Copy !req
83. Norbot, make Gromit's garden neat and
tidy.Copy !req
84. Neat and tidy!Copy !req
85. Yes, Mr Wallace!Copy !req
86. I've pre-programmed him for you,
lad.Copy !req
87. He's watched every episode of DIY
Garden Squad there is.Copy !req
88. Only two hours to go, and they still
haven't got the patio down!Copy !req
89. Just watch him do all those tedious
gardening tasks.Copy !req
90. Chop, chop, chop!Copy !req
91. Mowing!Copy !req
92. - Oh, ho-ho!
- Wahey!Copy !req
93. More mowing!Copy !req
94. Don't forget the edges.Copy !req
95. Strimmer!Copy !req
96. Careful, lad.Copy !req
97. Pointlessly blowing leaves around!Copy !req
98. Oh, whoops-a-daisy.Copy !req
99. Hedge trim!Copy !req
100. Last bit of mowing!Copy !req
101. Neat and tidy!Copy !req
102. Oh... Oh!Copy !req
103. Oh, he's a little treasure, that
one.Copy !req
104. Amazing job.Copy !req
105. And very convenient.Copy !req
106. Well, well.Copy !req
107. Looks like you've "made the cut",
Norbot.Copy !req
108. Better take a bow.Copy !req
109. Bowing!Copy !req
110. - Bowing again!
- Where did you get him from?
- Thank you!Copy !req
111. Well, actually, I made him myself.Copy !req
112. What fun! Is he for hire?Copy !req
113. Is he for hire? Ha-ha...Copy !req
114. Oh...Copy !req
115. Come on, I need your help.Copy !req
116. Not you, lad. Norbot.Copy !req
117. Yes, Mr Wallace.Copy !req
118. How may I assist?Copy !req
119. Come along, Norbot, lad. We've got
work to do.Copy !req
120. Righto, Mr Wallace.Copy !req
121. It's a crime. That's what it is, a
crime!Copy !req
122. That you and I can't be together.Copy !req
123. Mwah!Copy !req
124. Not yet, my sweetness.Copy !req
125. Soon, though.Copy !req
126. Oh...! Eh?Copy !req
127. - Got a mo', Chief?
- Wha...?Copy !req
128. I've just finished my investigation
into that missing bike saddle.Copy !req
129. I've got witness interviews, crime
scene reports, full forensics.Copy !req
130. Mukherjee...Copy !req
131. AND I checked the National Bike
Saddle database.Copy !req
132. There isn't one, apparently.Copy !req
133. - Mukherjee!
- Chief?Copy !req
134. Oh...Copy !req
135. How long have you been with us now?Copy !req
136. Since 9am this morning, Chief.Copy !req
137. Well, you can forget what you've
learned at training college.Copy !req
138. Because at the end of the day, there's
just one thing that mattersCopy !req
139. in this job - a copper's gut.Copy !req
140. - Copper's gut, sir?
- Instinct!Copy !req
141. The important stuff's not up here.Copy !req
142. It's down here.Copy !req
143. Yeah, I've got quite a copper's gut
meself, actually.Copy !req
144. Oh, I can see that, Chief.Copy !req
145. I mean, I, uh...Copy !req
146. I didn't mean I can see...Copy !req
147. ..it.Copy !req
148. Oh! Is that Feathers McGraw?Copy !req
149. Oh, what? Where?Copy !req
150. Oh, that.Copy !req
151. Well, there you go - a copper's gut.Copy !req
152. He stole the Blue Diamond, right?Copy !req
153. Oh, he tried.Copy !req
154. But he couldn't escape the long arm of
the law.Copy !req
155. Oh, yes, I played my part.Copy !req
156. Ello, ello, ello?Copy !req
157. Oh, is that the police?Copy !req
158. The Blue Diamond ended up back in
the museum vault.Copy !req
159. I locked it up meself, well out of
harm's way.Copy !req
160. Oh, I'd love to crack a case like
that.Copy !req
161. You must be dead proud, Chief.Copy !req
162. It's not... it's not about pride,
Mukherjee.Copy !req
163. It's about duty.Copy !req
164. Which is why I've accepted one last
taskCopy !req
165. before I hang up me truncheon.Copy !req
166. Oh?Copy !req
167. The new Blue Diamond exhibition.Copy !req
168. The diamond's going back on display?Copy !req
169. Oh, aye.Copy !req
170. I've designed all the security
arrangements meself.Copy !req
171. Foolproof.Copy !req
172. Yeah!Copy !req
173. Well, not unless Feathers cuts a hole
in that skylight.Copy !req
174. Skylight?Copy !req
175. Or he removes the back plate off the
air con.Copy !req
176. Air what?Copy !req
177. Oh! Actually, he could just get in
through the gift shop.Copy !req
178. There's a gift shop?Copy !req
179. Look, Feathers isn't going to get in,
is he?Copy !req
180. He's safely banged up in the zoo.Copy !req
181. Literally doing bird.Copy !req
182. Now, I've got a grand opening to
prepare for.Copy !req
183. So get out there on the beat. Burn
some shoe leather.Copy !req
184. Yes!Copy !req
185. Ahem. I mean, yes... sir.Copy !req
186. Hrmph!Copy !req
187. Oh, yes.Copy !req
188. That's it, Norbot, make the letters
nice and big.Copy !req
189. Oh-ho! Oh, that's just smashing.Copy !req
190. I think you're going to like this,
Gromit.Copy !req
191. Ta-da!Copy !req
192. Ta-d-a-aa!Copy !req
193. Gnome Improvements!Copy !req
194. A gnome-based garden and maintenance
service.Copy !req
195. Woohoo! I told you we'd find a way to
pay the bills, lad.Copy !req
196. Uh, Norbot?Copy !req
197. Haven't you missed something?Copy !req
198. Oh! Yes, Mr Wallace.Copy !req
199. Oh, yes, very good.Copy !req
200. Good job, Norbot.Copy !req
201. Oh, yes.Copy !req
202. - Yoo-hoo!
- Hmm?Copy !req
203. Oh, it's Up North News!Copy !req
204. Maybe they've heard about our Norbot.Copy !req
205. Oh, this'll be great for publicity.Copy !req
206. And now, Up North News,Copy !req
207. presented by Anton Deck!Copy !req
208. Good evening.Copy !req
209. Now, we've all heard of cutting-edge
technology -Copy !req
210. but how about cutting HEDGE
technology?Copy !req
211. Hee-hee!Copy !req
212. Onya Doorstep has more.Copy !req
213. Meet Norbot, the latest thing in
GNOME help.Copy !req
214. He's the brainchild of a
smart-thinking local inventor.Copy !req
215. Oh, "smart-thinking".Copy !req
216. Oh, thank you very much.Copy !req
217. So, Wallace, what can Norbot do
around the house?Copy !req
218. Oh, well, pretty much everything, Ms
Doorstep.Copy !req
219. No job is too small!Copy !req
220. Ta-da!Copy !req
221. Artistic!Copy !req
222. I've been testing him out here in my
own garden,Copy !req
223. and he's done a cracking job, as you
can see.Copy !req
224. He certainly seems very
user-friendly, to use the jargon.Copy !req
225. So, what inspired you to create this
handy device, Mr Wallace?Copy !req
226. Oh, I've always loved inventing.Copy !req
227. Making things that help people.Copy !req
228. And Norbot is so very helpful.Copy !req
229. I'd say he's my greatest invention so
far.Copy !req
230. We charge him up every night,Copy !req
231. and the next day he's raring to go
again.Copy !req
232. He seems very obliging.Copy !req
233. Oh, whatever your problem... he's
the answer!Copy !req
234. Well, sounds like this little gnome
is going to makeCopy !req
235. a huge difference around here.Copy !req
236. This is Onya Doorstep, for Up North
News.Copy !req
237. Cage inspection!Copy !req
238. Move aside, jailbird!Copy !req
239. All clear.Copy !req
240. What a deadbeat.Copy !req
241. Don't know why everybody thinks he's
so clever.Copy !req
242. AI, lad!Copy !req
243. See how embracing technology makes our
life better?Copy !req
244. I mean, thanks to that handy device,
we haven't had toCopy !req
245. use the old teapot for years.Copy !req
246. Ha-ha!Copy !req
247. Oh, yes, tech - that's the thing.Copy !req
248. So long as it knows who's boss, of
course.Copy !req
249. Ho-ho! Oh, look at him go!Copy !req
250. Ta-da!Copy !req
251. Oh!Copy !req
252. A Wallace onesie!Copy !req
253. Oh, that's champion that is, Norbot.Copy !req
254. Oh-ho!Copy !req
255. A Wallace onesie!Copy !req
256. Oh.Copy !req
257. Oh, I think this'll fit perfectly.Copy !req
258. Perfectly!Copy !req
259. Evening, Master Gromit.Copy !req
260. Norbot recharge time!Copy !req
261. Recharge nearly 1%.Copy !req
262. Recharge time re-activated.Copy !req
263. Recharge nearly 2%.Copy !req
264. Ah...Copy !req
265. Hmm...Copy !req
266. Ah, ah...!Copy !req
267. Mm...Copy !req
268. Welcome to my Top Secret
Files!Copy !req
269. New instructions received!Copy !req
270. No job is too small!Copy !req
271. Get me up, Gromit!Copy !req
272. We've got a right busy day ahead.Copy !req
273. Thanks, lad! We-e-e-e!Copy !req
274. Ooh!Copy !req
275. Ho-ho!Copy !req
276. Morning, team.Copy !req
277. Mm.Copy !req
278. Ooh, loads of new messages.Copy !req
279. Gnome Improvements? I saw you on the
telly.Copy !req
280. Could Norbot come and mow my...?Copy !req
281. ..new lily pond...Copy !req
282. - .. with a stump-grinder...Copy !req
283. - .. and put well-rotted manure...Copy !req
284. - .. inside my conservatory!Copy !req
285. Talk about celebrity, lad.Copy !req
286. He's a household GNOME!Copy !req
287. At this rate, we'll need a whole army
of Norbots.Copy !req
288. Ho-ho! Oh...Copy !req
289. Hmm?Copy !req
290. Eh?Copy !req
291. What on earth?Copy !req
292. Hmm?Copy !req
293. More Norbots for Mr Wallace.Copy !req
294. Uh...Copy !req
295. Uh... Oh.Copy !req
296. Well, that IS smart.Copy !req
297. It's like he knows what we need before
we even know ourselves.Copy !req
298. Ha! The more gnomes, the merrier!Copy !req
299. Right, Gromit?Copy !req
300. The more gnomes, the merrier.Copy !req
301. Yes, Mr Wallace!Copy !req
302. Ha-ha! What could possibly go wrong?Copy !req
303. That's it, up you go.Copy !req
304. Aha!Copy !req
305. A bit of fine tuning...Copy !req
306. Oh, that's good.Copy !req
307. No need for us to go with them,
Gromit.Copy !req
308. I just track them with my new GNOMING
device.Copy !req
309. Mm...Copy !req
310. Ah! Lovely tea.Copy !req
311. All we have to do is sit back and let
the machines take the strain.Copy !req
312. Right, Gromit?Copy !req
313. Gromit?Copy !req
314. Gromit? Gromit!Copy !req
315. I said we don't need to go
with them.Copy !req
316. Don't you trust my inventions, lad?Copy !req
317. I don't know.Copy !req
318. Hmm. Never mind.Copy !req
319. Time to unleash the gnomes!Copy !req
320. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
321. Woohoo!Copy !req
322. Ha-ha!Copy !req
323. Wahey!Copy !req
324. Sick!Copy !req
325. - Yeah!
- Rad!Copy !req
326. Oh, yes. All present and correct.Copy !req
327. Remember, I want you all working like
a finely-tuned machine.Copy !req
328. Ow!Copy !req
329. This is the police!Copy !req
330. Come down quietly. You're only making
this harder on yourself.Copy !req
331. Beep, beep!Copy !req
332. - Beep, beep!
- Coming through!Copy !req
333. - Ah!
- Oh!Copy !req
334. Oh...!Copy !req
335. Patio chop!Copy !req
336. The Norbots are a triumph, Gromit!Copy !req
337. We'll soon have those bills paid off.Copy !req
338. Neat and tidy!Copy !req
339. Oh, happy birthday, Mavis.Copy !req
340. Oh, smashing!Copy !req
341. Oh! What happened to me glass table?Copy !req
342. Oh!Copy !req
343. Where's me tools?Copy !req
344. Ah! Where's me shed?Copy !req
345. Where's our drainpipe?Copy !req
346. Hello. Police.Copy !req
347. Another burglary? What's the address?Copy !req
348. Hello. Police.Copy !req
349. A weather vane? When did it go
missing?Copy !req
350. Hello. Police.Copy !req
351. Someone's pinched your big butt?Copy !req
352. Oh!Copy !req
353. WATER butt. I see what you mean.Copy !req
354. I... Hang on.Copy !req
355. Ahem! Hello.Copy !req
356. You have reached the Old Bill...
- Ah!Copy !req
357. We're experiencing a high volume of
calls at the moment,Copy !req
358. so please leave your crime after the
beep.Copy !req
359. Beep!Copy !req
360. What's going on here?Copy !req
361. Oh, Chief!Copy !req
362. It's a spate of burglaries, like, a
proper crimewave.Copy !req
363. I can't be dealing with a crimewave!Copy !req
364. I've got enough on me hands as it is.Copy !req
365. What do you think, blue or black?Copy !req
366. For the grand opening.Copy !req
367. Uh... blue?Copy !req
368. Ah, yeah. See what you're saying.Copy !req
369. Matches the diamond.Copy !req
370. Any road, about these robberies -
I've been building this crime wall,Copy !req
371. trying to find common themes and such.Copy !req
372. Never... never mind crime walls.Copy !req
373. What's your copper's gut telling you?Copy !req
374. Well, all the clues seem to point to
this man, a local inventor.Copy !req
375. Wallace?Copy !req
376. The upstanding citizen who helped put
Feathers behind bars?Copy !req
377. Yeah, hey, why not?Copy !req
378. You catch one super villain, doesn't
make you a saint, does it?Copy !req
379. Should we say he's a suspect, then?Copy !req
380. Just bring him in and book him.Copy !req
381. I've got a speech to write.Copy !req
382. Really? Don't we need...Copy !req
383. .. evidence?Copy !req
384. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
385. All these fancy ideas you get from
training college.Copy !req
386. Oh...Copy !req
387. Right, come on, then!Copy !req
388. News just in.Copy !req
389. We're getting reports of a crimewave
affecting gardensCopy !req
390. across the region.Copy !req
391. Onya Doorstep has more.Copy !req
392. The robots, they're taking over the
world!Copy !req
393. They'll destroy us all, I tell you!Copy !req
394. Oh, that's a bit hasty, Norbot.Copy !req
395. I might have been watching that.Copy !req
396. Time to relax, Mr Wallace.Copy !req
397. Oh, yes, I do like a bit of
relaxation.Copy !req
398. Huh?Copy !req
399. Eh?Copy !req
400. I... Ooh!Copy !req
401. What's all this in aid of?Copy !req
402. Massage, Mr Wallace?Copy !req
403. Oh...Copy !req
404. Oh, yes...Copy !req
405. Oh, that's lovely...Copy !req
406. Oh, dear, you are spoiling me.Copy !req
407. Snoozy choc?Copy !req
408. Oh, I don't mind if I do.Copy !req
409. Mm...
- Come along.Copy !req
410. Oh, steady on!Copy !req
411. Drink up, Mr Wallace.Copy !req
412. Mm...Copy !req
413. Hiccup!Copy !req
414. Hmm? Mm?Copy !req
415. Hmm...Copy !req
416. Ooh...! Ah...!Copy !req
417. What...! Oh, oh!Copy !req
418. Gromit! Oh!Copy !req
419. What on earth...?Copy !req
420. What? Is something wrong?Copy !req
421. Is it the Norbots?Copy !req
422. Well, this had better be important,
lad.Copy !req
423. I don't know what's got into you
lately.Copy !req
424. Well, I'll go to the top of my stairs!Copy !req
425. That's absolutely...Copy !req
426. .. spotless!Copy !req
427. Oh, look at them.Copy !req
428. Oh, yes.Copy !req
429. Oh, you are good gnomes, doing all
these chores at this time of night.Copy !req
430. I don't know why you were so keen to
show me, though, lad.Copy !req
431. Couldn't it have waited till the
morning?Copy !req
432. Aw! Ah...Copy !req
433. Ho-ho! Daft pooch.Copy !req
434. Oh...Copy !req
435. Well, I've got a nap to finish before
I turn in for the night.Copy !req
436. Oh, yes.Copy !req
437. Norbot, my best invention ever.Copy !req
438. Ooh!Copy !req
439. Did you order a pizza, lad?Copy !req
440. All right, all right, hold your
horses.Copy !req
441. - Police!
- Oh!Copy !req
442. - Oh!
- Ooh!Copy !req
443. Oops. Sorry!Copy !req
444. Oh... Give me strength.Copy !req
445. Right, let's get this over with.Copy !req
446. Get what over with?Copy !req
447. - We have a warrant to search your premises.
- Huh?Copy !req
448. Mukherjee, read him his rights.Copy !req
449. - Eh?
- Ahem.Copy !req
450. Anything you say may be taken down and
used as evidence against you.Copy !req
451. But I haven't done anything!Copy !req
452. We believe you to be guilty of theft
by gnome.Copy !req
453. I'm guilty of theft by gnome?Copy !req
454. Ha-ha! There you go!Copy !req
455. He admits it. Write that down.Copy !req
456. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
457. My Norbots aren't thieves.Copy !req
458. They're down in my workshop right now,Copy !req
459. doing a bit of spring cleaning.Copy !req
460. There's our evidence, Chief.Copy !req
461. All right, check 'em out, then.Copy !req
462. Well, I don't see any gnomes.Copy !req
463. Eh?Copy !req
464. They were here a moment ago.Copy !req
465. I don't understand it.Copy !req
466. Uh... they must have just popped out to
finish a job.Copy !req
467. Look, sunshine, I have not got time
for your games.Copy !req
468. Eh?Copy !req
469. What...? Where are you going, Chief?Copy !req
470. I'm off to get me 'tache trimmed.Copy !req
471. For the big day!Copy !req
472. Anyway...Copy !req
473. Look, if you need evidence, Mukherjee,
find some.Copy !req
474. I don't care what it takes.Copy !req
475. Get this man behind bars, where he
belongs.Copy !req
476. I want this case wrapped up, pronto.Copy !req
477. Understood, sir.Copy !req
478. Right...Copy !req
479. .. evidence.Copy !req
480. Evidence?Copy !req
481. This is PC Mukherjee calling for
backup.Copy !req
482. We'll need a van.Copy !req
483. A big one.Copy !req
484. Uh?Copy !req
485. Uh, Gromit? Get me up, lad!Copy !req
486. There's a good pooch.Copy !req
487. Oh, wait a mo'.Copy !req
488. You can't, can you?Copy !req
489. They've taken all me inventions away!Copy !req
490. For "forensic examination"!Copy !req
491. Or something.Copy !req
492. Outrageous...Copy !req
493. Argh! Ooh!Copy !req
494. We believe you to be guilty of theft
by gnome...Copy !req
495. They were here a moment ago...Copy !req
496. Well, I don't see any gnomes...Copy !req
497. Who needs technology, anyway?Copy !req
498. Pah! Not me.Copy !req
499. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
500. Whoa!Copy !req
501. Ah, that's nippy!Copy !req
502. A-a-a-agh!Copy !req
503. Who-o-o-o-o-oa!Copy !req
504. Ooh!Copy !req
505. Ooh, me begonias...Copy !req
506. Oh, I think I need a cup of
tea, lad.Copy !req
507. Oh, ooh... Right, tea.Copy !req
508. I suppose we'll just have to make it
the old way.Copy !req
509. Ouch!Copy !req
510. Oh! Ooh...Copy !req
511. How do you do this, now?Copy !req
512. I haven't used one of these for so
long,Copy !req
513. I've forgotten how they work.Copy !req
514. It's broken!Copy !req
515. There's clearly been a mistake.Copy !req
516. My Norbots are innocent.Copy !req
517. You believe me, don't you, lad?Copy !req
518. Don't you, lad?Copy !req
519. Oh...Copy !req
520. Well, I think you've said quite
enough, Gromit.Copy !req
521. You've never trusted my Norbot, have
you?Copy !req
522. And I made him just for you.Copy !req
523. Mark my words, the police will be back
soon enough to apologise.Copy !req
524. Ah, what did I tell you? Ha-ha!Copy !req
525. There they are now.Copy !req
526. Everything will be right as rain
before you can say...Copy !req
527. Nasty, crooked, thieving little toe
rag!Copy !req
528. Huh?Copy !req
529. - Scoundrel!
- Where's our stuff?Copy !req
530. I want a refund!Copy !req
531. What have your gnomes done with me
bath tub?Copy !req
532. And where's me glasses?Copy !req
533. Oh, they're on me head. Sorry!Copy !req
534. Where's my big butt?Copy !req
535. I'm live outside the West Wallaby
Street houseCopy !req
536. of the evil inventor, Mr Wallace.Copy !req
537. Evil?Copy !req
538. Don't you mean smart-thinking?Copy !req
539. Oh, you think it's smart to teach
gnomes to steal?Copy !req
540. No!Copy !req
541. But if only my gnomes were here, maybe
I could clear my name.Copy !req
542. Well, where are the gnomes?Copy !req
543. For the last time, I don't know!Copy !req
544. Oh, yeah? Very convenient.Copy !req
545. Where are the gnomes? Where are the
gnomes?Copy !req
546. Where are the gnomes? Where are the
gnomes?Copy !req
547. Where are the gnomes? Where are the
gnomes? Where are the gnomes?Copy !req
548. Where are the gnomes? Where are...Copy !req
549. Oh, oh!Copy !req
550. This is a nightmare, Gromit!Copy !req
551. The police want to throw me in jail,
the neighbours all hate me,Copy !req
552. and the press think I'm evil!Copy !req
553. And how am I supposed to find my
gnomes,Copy !req
554. if they've taken me gnoming device?Copy !req
555. Wha...?Copy !req
556. Never mind Scotland Yard.Copy !req
557. Looks more like a scrapyard in here.Copy !req
558. It's Wallace's stuff, Chief. You
told me to find some evidence.Copy !req
559. I didn't mean take the whole
flippin' house!Copy !req
560. I mean, what's THIS in aid of?Copy !req
561. Oh! Chief, I wouldn't...Copy !req
562. Ah! Oh! Ow!Copy !req
563. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ow!Copy !req
564. Gerroff!Copy !req
565. That gizmo just assaulted a police
officer!Copy !req
566. Add that to t'list of charges,
Mukherjee.Copy !req
567. But that's just it, sir.Copy !req
568. There's nothing here to pin Wallace to
the burglaries.Copy !req
569. They're his gnomes, aren't they?Copy !req
570. I'm just... I'm getting the feeling
that...Copy !req
571. .. well, he may not be our man.Copy !req
572. That Wallace is a wrong 'un!Copy !req
573. End of story.Copy !req
574. Now, if you don't mind, we'll deal
with that villain later.Copy !req
575. Right now, we've got important duties
to attend toCopy !req
576. up at the museum.
- But, sir...Copy !req
577. It's my big day, Mukherjee, the
culmination of 40 years of service.Copy !req
578. Nothing can go wrong.Copy !req
579. Uh, no, sir.Copy !req
580. We have to stay focused.Copy !req
581. Watch like hawks.Copy !req
582. Absolutely, sir.Copy !req
583. Miss nothing.Copy !req
584. - Huh?
- Eh?Copy !req
585. - Hmm.
- Oh.Copy !req
586. Agh!Copy !req
587. Ah.Copy !req
588. Oh!Copy !req
589. Reset mode activated!Copy !req
590. Restored to inventor settings.Copy !req
591. Hi!Copy !req
592. I'm your Nifty Odd-Jobbing Robot.Copy !req
593. Call me NORBOT!Copy !req
594. Initiating pruning process!Copy !req
595. Neat and tidy!Copy !req
596. Toccata and Fugue in D minor by
JS BachCopy !req
597. Set coordinates.Copy !req
598. Target located!Copy !req
599. - Two degrees west.
- Tracking.Copy !req
600. No job is too small!Copy !req
601. Neat and tidy!Copy !req
602. Wa-ha-hey!Copy !req
603. Right, here we go, then.Copy !req
604. This is it, Mukherjee.Copy !req
605. Are we ready?Copy !req
606. Couldn't be readier, Chief.Copy !req
607. It's been my great pride over the
years to serve this community,Copy !req
608. knowing there's nothing more
reassuring than the sightCopy !req
609. of an uninformed police officer...Copy !req
610. Hmm?Copy !req
611. Ahem!Copy !req
612. Sorry?Copy !req
613. Oh! Uniformed!Copy !req
614. UNIFORMED police officer.Copy !req
615. Can't read me own writing.Copy !req
616. Anyway, now I have one final, happy
duty to perform.Copy !req
617. Contact imminent.Copy !req
618. Going up!Copy !req
619. Coming through!Copy !req
620. Ladies and gentlemen, shall we?Copy !req
621. And there we have it, ladies and
gentlemen.Copy !req
622. Safely on display for all posterity...Copy !req
623. .. the Blue Diamond!Copy !req
624. Oh!Copy !req
625. It's not as shiny in real life, is
it?Copy !req
626. You what?Copy !req
627. Wha...?Copy !req
628. That's a flippin' turnip!Copy !req
629. You did check inside the sack,
Chief,Copy !req
630. before you put it in the vault?Copy !req
631. Erm...Copy !req
632. Oh...Copy !req
633. Right, anyone fancy a pint?Copy !req
634. O-o-o-h...Copy !req
635. So, if you've been guarding a turnip
all these years,Copy !req
636. then where is the Blue Diamond?Copy !req
637. Oh...Copy !req
638. Gnomes have gone. Gadgets have gone.Copy !req
639. Even me dog's gone.Copy !req
640. Uh?Copy !req
641. What on earth...?Copy !req
642. I didn't know it could do that.Copy !req
643. What the dickens!Copy !req
644. Come in, Gromit. Everything's fine.Copy !req
645. Just come straight in.Copy !req
646. Oh...! Gromit...!Copy !req
647. Everything's fine. Just come
straight in.Copy !req
648. Everything's fine. Everything's
fine.Copy !req
649. Everything's fine. Everything's fine.
Everything's fine.Copy !req
650. This is a disaster!Copy !req
651. This has made me the laughing stock of
the town.Copy !req
652. Uh, sir, are you OK?Copy !req
653. I'm fine! I've just got an allergy
to turnips.Copy !req
654. Should we haul Feathers in, sir?Copy !req
655. He had the diamond last.Copy !req
656. No...Copy !req
657. No, he didn't.Copy !req
658. What?Copy !req
659. You mean...?
- Exactly.Copy !req
660. Come on!Copy !req
661. Sorry I couldn't warn you, lad!Copy !req
662. I got grabbed by the Norbots.Copy !req
663. A very unpleasant experience.Copy !req
664. Turns out they are bad, after all.Copy !req
665. I just don't get it.Copy !req
666. Why would me own gnomes turn against
me?Copy !req
667. A chicken? Behind all this?Copy !req
668. Good grief!Copy !req
669. It's you!Copy !req
670. Again!Copy !req
671. But you're supposed to be locked up.Copy !req
672. Well, you won't get away with it, you
know...Copy !req
673. .. whatever it is you're trying to get
away with.Copy !req
674. Eh?Copy !req
675. Oh?Copy !req
676. Oh, fancy a cup tea, do you?Copy !req
677. Oh, the cheek of it!Copy !req
678. Well, I wouldn't bother with that
teapot - it doesn't work.Copy !req
679. Eh?Copy !req
680. What...?Copy !req
681. Well, butter me crumpets!Copy !req
682. It can't be!Copy !req
683. It's the Blue Diamond!Copy !req
684. He must have switched it all that time
ago.Copy !req
685. Oh, is that the police?Copy !req
686. We've got someone here you might be
interested in.Copy !req
687. He's a slippery one.Copy !req
688. Oh, so that's your plan!Copy !req
689. You get away scot-free with the
diamond,Copy !req
690. and everyone thinks I'm the evil
inventor who stole it.Copy !req
691. Why, that's...! That's...Copy !req
692. .. vengeance most foul!Copy !req
693. Uh?Copy !req
694. Oi, let us out!Copy !req
695. Brrm! Brrm-brrm! Brrm! Brrm-brrm!Copy !req
696. Ne-e-e-e-e-e-eewr!Copy !req
697. Eee-e-e-e-e!Copy !req
698. Brrm! Ne-e-e-e-eewr!Copy !req
699. I can't believe someone's nicked me
bike saddle!Copy !req
700. I know, sir.Copy !req
701. Sorry, sir. You took me off that case.Copy !req
702. Still, we've got our culprit.Copy !req
703. Yeah, all this time, Wallace just
wanted the diamond for himself!Copy !req
704. So, you were right all along, Chief.Copy !req
705. He IS a wrong 'un.
- Aye, too right.Copy !req
706. And if he thinks he's got away with
this, he's got another think coming.Copy !req
707. Oh, this is all my fault, lad.Copy !req
708. I only ever meant to invent GOOD
things - things that help people.Copy !req
709. I never imagined they could be used
for wrong-doing.Copy !req
710. Oh, 'eck. It's the law.Copy !req
711. I'm done for now.Copy !req
712. Morning, Mr Wallace! Master Gromit.Copy !req
713. Norbot! Where have YOU been?Copy !req
714. No job is too small!Copy !req
715. Sounds like he's back to his nifty
odd-jobbing self.Copy !req
716. We're saved! Ha-ha!Copy !req
717. Neat and tidy!Copy !req
718. Uh?Copy !req
719. Wait, Norbot! Come back!Copy !req
720. Don't worry, lad. He's
voice-activated.Copy !req
721. Norbot!Copy !req
722. Norbot!Copy !req
723. Norbot! Norbot!Copy !req
724. Oh... Huh?Copy !req
725. Steady on.Copy !req
726. Huh?Copy !req
727. What ARE you up to, lad?Copy !req
728. Huh?Copy !req
729. Hardly the time to start leaf-blowing!Copy !req
730. What on earth...! Agh!Copy !req
731. Wahey!Copy !req
732. Gro-o-o-omit!Copy !req
733. Collision warning!Copy !req
734. Right, someone's got a big surprise
coming.Copy !req
735. - Sorry!
- Chief, they're getting away!Copy !req
736. Chief?Copy !req
737. Did we get 'em?Copy !req
738. Careful!Copy !req
739. Oh!Copy !req
740. There's Feathers! Nice work, Gromit.Copy !req
741. Let's get after the bounder.Copy !req
742. More speed, Mr Wallace?Copy !req
743. Eh?Copy !req
744. Whoa!Copy !req
745. Steady, Norbot.Copy !req
746. Take her up, Gromit.Copy !req
747. Hand over the diamond, you little
tyke!Copy !req
748. Norbot, fetch!Copy !req
749. Righto!Copy !req
750. That's it. That's it, Norbot.Copy !req
751. Whoa!Copy !req
752. By 'eck!Copy !req
753. Banana alert!Copy !req
754. Skidding!Copy !req
755. A-a-a-a-agh!Copy !req
756. Ow! Ow! Ouch!Copy !req
757. There he is. After him!Copy !req
758. Wa-a-a-ah! Oh!Copy !req
759. Norbot, stop this thing!Copy !req
760. Yes, Mr Wallace.Copy !req
761. Not like tha-a-a-a-at!Copy !req
762. Emergency stop complete.Copy !req
763. Oh...Copy !req
764. Gromit...!Copy !req
765. Whoa!Copy !req
766. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
767. There they are, Chief!Copy !req
768. Ah, nice-looking narrow boat, that.Copy !req
769. Bit like mine.Copy !req
770. Hang on a sec...Copy !req
771. That IS mine!Copy !req
772. Hey! Stop in the name of the law!Copy !req
773. It's no use, lad.Copy !req
774. If only there was some way of
rebooting them.Copy !req
775. Oh...Copy !req
776. Ah!Copy !req
777. Oh!Copy !req
778. Oh?Copy !req
779. Another invention?Copy !req
780. Are you sure, lad?Copy !req
781. Right, then, technical assistance is
on its way.Copy !req
782. Can't believe he nicked me boat!Copy !req
783. And you thought he was innocent!Copy !req
784. Oh! I think...Copy !req
785. I think that's Feathers McGraw, Chief!Copy !req
786. They're trying to stop Feathers
McGraw!Copy !req
787. Feathers McGraw? Don't be
ridiculous.Copy !req
788. He's banged up in the zoo.Copy !req
789. That's just an innocent nun, out for a
pleasure cruise.Copy !req
790. I just think maybe Wallace has been
unfairly portrayedCopy !req
791. as a crazed inventor.Copy !req
792. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
793. Oh, this'll work a treat!Copy !req
794. - Eh?
- To a certain extent...Copy !req
795. What the...?Copy !req
796. What's he done with me vintage boot
collection?Copy !req
797. OK, Gromit, let's give those gnomesCopy !req
798. a good reboot up the backside!Copy !req
799. Ha-ha! Missed!Copy !req
800. Bull's-eye!Copy !req
801. Reset mode activated!Copy !req
802. It's working, lad. Ha-ha!Copy !req
803. Give it more welly!Copy !req
804. Take that!Copy !req
805. Hoodlums!Copy !req
806. Reset mode activated!Copy !req
807. Reset mode activated!Copy !req
808. This has gone far enough.Copy !req
809. Chief Inspector Mac.Copy !req
810. All units, pursue and arrest
Wallace...Copy !req
811. Oh! Agh!Copy !req
812. Sorry, Chief! I'm using me gut.Copy !req
813. Calling all units. Head to the border.Copy !req
814. Suspect is NOT Wallace,Copy !req
815. but a small nun in charge of a canal
boat!Copy !req
816. You're in big trouble, Mukherjee!Copy !req
817. Yeah, this is going on your assessment
report, this!Copy !req
818. Reset mode activated!Copy !req
819. Hi, I'm your Nifty Odd-Jobbing
Robot... Hi!Copy !req
820. Call me Norbot... I'm your Nifty
Odd-Jobbing Robot...Copy !req
821. Pleased to meet you... Call me...Copy !req
822. Caught a few tiddlers, have you?Copy !req
823. Good lad.Copy !req
824. Now we've got him!Copy !req
825. Eh? Where's he gone?Copy !req
826. Uh?Copy !req
827. Hi! Call me Norbot... I'm your Nifty
Odd-Jobbing Robot...Copy !req
828. Call me Norbot...Copy !req
829. Pleased to meet you... Call me
Norbot...Copy !req
830. Well done, lad.Copy !req
831. We've got hi-i-i-i-im!Copy !req
832. Grom...Copy !req
833. ..it!Copy !req
834. Don't let him get a-waaaaaay!Copy !req
835. Woooooooaaaaahhhh!Copy !req
836. Ooh! Sorry!Copy !req
837. Huh?Copy !req
838. Hmm!Copy !req
839. Oh, Gromit!Copy !req
840. Oh!Copy !req
841. Oh, lummy!Copy !req
842. Huh?Copy !req
843. Why, ya...!Copy !req
844. Ouch!Copy !req
845. I knew it was Feathers McGraw!Copy !req
846. Quick, close the gate.Copy !req
847. Gromiiiit!Copy !req
848. Give him the diamond, lad.Copy !req
849. I can live without inventing,Copy !req
850. but I can't live without...Copy !req
851. ..me best pal!Copy !req
852. Wha...Copy !req
853. Huh?Copy !req
854. No!Copy !req
855. Gromiiiiiiiit!Copy !req
856. Nooooooo!Copy !req
857. Hi, I'm your Nifty Odd-jobbing
Robot! Call me Norbot.Copy !req
858. How may I help you?Copy !req
859. No job is too small!Copy !req
860. Aww!Copy !req
861. I knew you'd embrace technology in
the end, lad.Copy !req
862. Thank goodness you're safe.Copy !req
863. All right! Break it up! This is a
crime scene now.Copy !req
864. Chief! Chief!Copy !req
865. I haven't got time for your
apologies, Mukherjee.Copy !req
866. Just arrest Wallace for...Copy !req
867. Flippin' Nora!Copy !req
868. It IS Feathers McGraw!Copy !req
869. And he's got the diamond.Copy !req
870. Aw, that's ruined me retirement,
that has!Copy !req
871. Wait. What?Copy !req
872. Hey! The old turnip switcheroo!Copy !req
873. Oh, cracking move, lad!Copy !req
874. - Wahey!
- Cracking move, lad!
- Bravo!Copy !req
875. Ha! That told him, Gromit.Copy !req
876. He's a bad egg, that one,Copy !req
877. and a scoundrel to boot.Copy !req
878. I think you should have this, Officer.Copy !req
879. Well, considering what I've just
seen,Copy !req
880. it looks like Mukherjee was right
about you being innocent.Copy !req
881. You mean, I'm not going to jail?Copy !req
882. No. Thanks to the instincts of a
fine young copper.Copy !req
883. You're a natural, Mukherjee!Copy !req
884. Ah, thanks, Chief. That means a lot.Copy !req
885. Happy retirement, sir.Copy !req
886. Well, this is a TURNIP for the
books, eh, lad? Hmm!Copy !req
887. Oh, yes! Very funny, Mr Wallace!Copy !req
888. Ooh!Copy !req
889. Hmm.Copy !req
890. Oh, yes.Copy !req
891. Oh, oi! Eh? What's... OI!Copy !req
892. Can't you read, Sonny Jim?Copy !req
893. Maximum speed 4mph.Copy !req
894. That's three points on your licence
for a start!Copy !req
895. Morning, Gromit.Copy !req
896. How's my favourite pooch, hmm?Copy !req
897. Oh! I've got something for your
garden, lad.Copy !req
898. I've repurposed the Pat-O-Matic.Copy !req
899. After all, Necessity is the
mother-in-law of Invention.Copy !req
900. Ta-da!Copy !req
901. Aw!Copy !req
902. But there's some things a machine just
can't do,Copy !req
903. eh, lad?Copy !req
904. Aww!Copy !req
905. Aww! Oh, yes!Copy !req
906. Hm-hm!Copy !req
907. Cheers, me old pal!Copy !req
908. Ta-da!Copy !req