1. Mr. Cox?Copy !req
2. Mr. Cox?Copy !req
3. Mr. Cox?Copy !req
4. Guys, I need Cox.Copy !req
5. He goes on in two minutes
and I can't find him.Copy !req
6. Mr. Cox.Copy !req
7. Mr. Cox?Copy !req
8. You're gonna have to give him
a moment, son.Copy !req
9. Dewey Cox needs to think about
his entire life before he plays.Copy !req
10. Come on, Nate, let's go play.Copy !req
11. I can't, Dewey. I gotta practice.Copy !req
12. You can't practice all the time, Nate.
You're already perfect.Copy !req
13. All right. Come on, Dewey,
let's go play!Copy !req
14. - Today's gonna be the best day ever!
- Yeah!Copy !req
15. Ain't nothing horrible
gonna happen today.Copy !req
16. What do you wanna be
when you grow up, Dewey?Copy !req
17. I don't know. Never really
thunk about it before.Copy !req
18. When I grow up,
I'm gonna be a great composer.Copy !req
19. And a professional baseball player.Copy !req
20. Then I'm gonna be an astronaut,
and I'm gonna go to the moon.Copy !req
21. There's nothing I won't do
with this long, long life of mine.Copy !req
22. For sure.Copy !req
23. That's what's great about being young.
So much time to do great things.Copy !req
24. Let's go play!Copy !req
25. My turn!Copy !req
26. I got him! I got him!Copy !req
27. Catch!Copy !req
28. Chicken!Copy !req
29. I challenge you to a duel, sir.Copy !req
30. I don't know, Nate.Copy !req
31. You know how mad Pa gets
when we play with his machetes.Copy !req
32. Come on. There's nothing wrong
with a little machete-fighting.Copy !req
33. Now, en garde!Copy !req
34. - Do you yield, sir?
- Never!Copy !req
35. Prepare to meet your maker.Copy !req
36. - Dewey!
- Nate!Copy !req
37. I'm halved!Copy !req
38. Oh, we should've listened to Pa.Copy !req
39. Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad.Copy !req
40. In case I don't make it,
then you'll have to be double great...Copy !req
41. for the both of us.Copy !req
42. Wow, that's a lot of pressure, Nate.Copy !req
43. You can handle it, Dewey.
Now, run, get Pa!Copy !req
44. Holy shit.Copy !req
45. This was a particularly bad case
of somebody being cut in half.Copy !req
46. I was not able to reattach
the top half of his body...Copy !req
47. to the bottom half of his body.Copy !req
48. Speak English, doc!
We ain't scientists.Copy !req
49. I'm sorry, folks. He's gone.Copy !req
50. Oh, no!Copy !req
51. Oh, my God.Copy !req
52. Dear God. Oh, Dewey.Copy !req
53. It's all your fault, Dewey Cox.Copy !req
54. Oh, Pa, you don't mean that.
It's not his fault.Copy !req
55. He cut him in half with a machete.Copy !req
56. No.Copy !req
57. You. You're not half the boy
that Nate was.Copy !req
58. You're not even half the boy
that the top half of Nate was...Copy !req
59. after you cut him in half.Copy !req
60. So you're saying I'm less than
a quarter of the boy Nate was?Copy !req
61. The wrong kid died.Copy !req
62. Ma, I can't smell anything.Copy !req
63. You can't smell anything?Copy !req
64. I think I lost my sense of smell.Copy !req
65. You gone smell-blind, son.Copy !req
66. It'll pass, Dewey.Copy !req
67. Now, you run on down to the country
store and get us some butter.Copy !req
68. And a candle.Copy !req
69. We're gonna light us
a candle tonight.Copy !req
70. I'm a gamblin' manCopy !req
71. I gambled everywhere I goCopy !req
72. Lord, I'm a gamblin' manCopy !req
73. Gambled everywhere I goCopy !req
74. I'm a gamblin' manCopy !req
75. Lord, I gambled from door to doorCopy !req
76. I've never heard no music
like that before.Copy !req
77. It's so sad.Copy !req
78. That's why it's called the blues, boy.Copy !req
79. I think I'd like to play me
some blues.Copy !req
80. Ain't no 6-year-old boy understand
the true meaning of the blues.Copy !req
81. I reckon I might.Copy !req
82. You play the guitar?Copy !req
83. Never have before.
But I'm a real fast learner.Copy !req
84. Well, go ahead.Copy !req
85. You put your finger right up there.
Place your hands here. That's it.Copy !req
86. That's the G chord.Copy !req
87. Now hit the strings
with your other hand.Copy !req
88. - That's it.
- There you go.Copy !req
89. That ain't bad.Copy !req
90. I done a bad thingCopy !req
91. Cut my brother in halfCopy !req
92. I done a bad, bad thingCopy !req
93. Cut my brother in halfCopy !req
94. My mama's gonna cryCopy !req
95. Somewhere the devil's havin' a laughCopy !req
96. It's not bad for your first time.Copy !req
97. You can do it, Dewey.
You'll be double great.Copy !req
98. For the both of us.Copy !req
99. Dewey?Copy !req
100. Dewey.Copy !req
101. Dewey?Copy !req
102. Mama, you made it!Copy !req
103. There's my favorite 14-year-old son.Copy !req
104. Oh, no. Come on, now.
Not in front of the fellas.Copy !req
105. Howdy, boys.Copy !req
106. Howdy, Mrs. Cox.Copy !req
107. I just wanted to say break a leg.Copy !req
108. I know you boys are gonna
play a real good song.Copy !req
109. Oh, thanks, Ma.Copy !req
110. I'm just so proud you learned to play
the guitar so good.Copy !req
111. Without even having
a sense of smell.Copy !req
112. It's all right now, Mama.
I learned how to play by ear.Copy !req
113. You just go out there
and sing your heart out.Copy !req
114. I will, Mama.Copy !req
115. I don't know what we're doing here
at this high school talent show.Copy !req
116. We're here to see our boy,
that's what we're doing here.Copy !req
117. You all right, ma'am?Copy !req
118. I'm fine.Copy !req
119. Just my vertigo acting up again.Copy !req
120. - What's vertigo?
- Just a little dizziness is all.Copy !req
121. Ain't nothing terrible
ever came from no dizziness.Copy !req
122. Testing, testing.Copy !req
123. Crawdad, crawdad.Copy !req
124. Hello, everybody.
Welcome to the annual talent show.Copy !req
125. We're gonna get this going here with
the juggling talents of Johnny McGraw.Copy !req
126. - How we gonna follow that?
- Delilah Montgomery.Copy !req
127. - Delilah Montgomery.
- Very nice!Copy !req
128. And now sophomore Dewey Cox
is gonna sing us a song.Copy !req
129. So, ladies and germs...Copy !req
130. I know, I know.Copy !req
131. Please welcome Dewey Cox
and the Dewey Cox Four.Copy !req
132. Hi. My name's Dewey Cox.Copy !req
133. And this is a little song I wrote called
"Take My Hand."Copy !req
134. I sure hope you like it.Copy !req
135. The wrong kid died, goddamn it.Copy !req
136. - Take
- Take, takeCopy !req
137. Take my handCopy !req
138. Take my handCopy !req
139. We're gonna walk through the parkCopy !req
140. I promise to have you
Home before darkCopy !req
141. Home before darkCopy !req
142. Oh, life would be so sweetCopy !req
143. Walking with you down the streetCopy !req
144. This music is an outrage!Copy !req
145. Come on and take my handCopy !req
146. Come on and take my handCopy !req
147. It's the devil's music!Copy !req
148. It's all right if you're coyCopy !req
149. After all I'm a boyCopy !req
150. And you're a girlCopy !req
151. But make no mistakeCopy !req
152. Yours is the hand I want to takeCopy !req
153. So pleaseCopy !req
154. So please, pleaseCopy !req
155. Take my handCopy !req
156. You're going to hell!Copy !req
157. Blasphemer!Copy !req
158. That's it. I want you
out of this house, boy.Copy !req
159. - Pa!
- You heard the preacher.Copy !req
160. You think we don't know
what you're talking about...Copy !req
161. when you say "take my hand"?Copy !req
162. What? It's about holding hands.Copy !req
163. You watch your mouth.Copy !req
164. You know who's got hands?
The devil.Copy !req
165. And he uses them for holding.Copy !req
166. I ain't got no room in my house
for no devil's spawn.Copy !req
167. Be careful. Before you say something
you regret for the rest of your days.Copy !req
168. Like what?
Like "the wrong kid died"?Copy !req
169. Oh, no! No!Copy !req
170. It's okay.
It's okay, Mama, settle down.Copy !req
171. Pa's right.Copy !req
172. Springberry ain't big enough
for me no more.Copy !req
173. I reckon it's time for Dewey Cox
to move on.Copy !req
174. But you're only 14.Copy !req
175. Mama, I love you.Copy !req
176. But I don't need nobody.Copy !req
177. All I need is my music.Copy !req
178. I seen my path today,
and I'm gonna take it.Copy !req
179. And someday,
I'll make my masterpiece...Copy !req
180. and you'll all be proud of me.Copy !req
181. Just like you were of Nate.Copy !req
182. Can I come, Dewey?Copy !req
183. Of course you can, Edith.
You're my girlfriend.Copy !req
184. - I am?
- Yeah, silly.Copy !req
185. I pointed at you in the audience.Copy !req
186. Did you hear that?
I'm Dewey's 12-year-old girlfriend!Copy !req
187. You're the most talented man
I've ever seen in my whole life.Copy !req
188. And you will never get anything
but love and support from me...Copy !req
189. for you and your dreams
the rest of my life.Copy !req
190. Well, then, go on.
Get out of this house.Copy !req
191. Before I cut your dreams in half
like you cut mine in half.Copy !req
192. Goodbye, Pa.Copy !req
193. Just wait till you see
what happens now.Copy !req
194. Here we go.Copy !req
195. Ma and Pa leave home
All the kids get gladCopy !req
196. You know our house's
Gonna jump like madCopy !req
197. We're gonna jump, li'l children, jumpCopy !req
198. We're gonna jump, li'l children, jumpCopy !req
199. We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's goneCopy !req
200. Let's jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jumpCopy !req
201. Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jumpCopy !req
202. We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's goneCopy !req
203. Play it for me, daddy!Copy !req
204. That's a sexy look right there.Copy !req
205. Oh, I like it, I like it.Copy !req
206. Let's jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jumpCopy !req
207. Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jumpCopy !req
208. Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jumpCopy !req
209. Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jumpCopy !req
210. We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's goneCopy !req
211. You know what I'm saying.Copy !req
212. We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's goneCopy !req
213. Let's take them home, fellas.Copy !req
214. We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's goneCopy !req
215. Yeah, baby. Wrap it up right there.Copy !req
216. I'm gonna take one of them
home tonight.Copy !req
217. My name is Bobby Shad
and these are the Bad Men.Copy !req
218. We gonna take a break,
then we be right back...Copy !req
219. to rock till the morning light,
all right?Copy !req
220. Mr. Shad! Mr. Shad!
Wow, that was really great.Copy !req
221. Hey, I play a little guitar.
If you ever need...Copy !req
222. - Dewey!
- Yes, sir?Copy !req
223. I pay you to mop,
not bother the band.Copy !req
224. My customers come to dance erotically,
and they need a clean floor to do it on!Copy !req
225. Do your job or I'll find
somebody who will.Copy !req
226. Yes, sir.Copy !req
227. Lonesome bluesCopy !req
228. Dewey, will you cut out that racket?
I'm trying to feed your child!Copy !req
229. How am I supposed to make it as
a famous musician if I don't practice?Copy !req
230. Will you stop talking
about that music?Copy !req
231. But it's my dream, baby.Copy !req
232. I am tired of hearing about
your dreams, Dewey Cox.Copy !req
233. You are a selfish dickhole.Copy !req
234. Daddy said if we move home, he could
give you a job at the slaughterhouse.Copy !req
235. You can make an honest living.Copy !req
236. Wouldn't have to hang your head in
shame, walking around like a failure.Copy !req
237. I think I'm doing okay for a 15-year-old
with a wife and a baby.Copy !req
238. But, sweetheart...Copy !req
239. I thought you liked working
at the slaughterhouse for my daddy.Copy !req
240. I did.Copy !req
241. You got a real talent for this, boy.Copy !req
242. Someday this is all gonna be yours.Copy !req
243. It's just, as much as I loved it, Edith,
I want more than that.Copy !req
244. Ain't no musician ever made
no money, Dewey.Copy !req
245. What? Of course they do.
Plenty of them do.Copy !req
246. Name one.Copy !req
247. - Slim Whitman.
- Who the hell is Slim Whitman?Copy !req
248. All right, Frank Sinatra.Copy !req
249. Who the hell is Frank Sinatra?Copy !req
250. Edith, I am starting to think...Copy !req
251. that maybe
you don't believe in me.Copy !req
252. I do believe in you.Copy !req
253. I just know you're gonna fail.Copy !req
254. - What are you talking about, Edith?
- What about my dreams?Copy !req
255. Edith, I told you,
I can't build you a candy house!Copy !req
256. It will fall down! The sun will
melt the candy! It won't work!Copy !req
257. It will if it never rains.Copy !req
258. Dewey, you have got
to give up your dream.Copy !req
259. Dreams don't come true.Copy !req
260. I am gonna make
this dream come true.Copy !req
261. Nobody ever said it's gonna be easy.Copy !req
262. It's hard.Copy !req
263. It ain't easy to walk
to the top of a mountain.Copy !req
264. It's a long, hard walk.Copy !req
265. It's a rocky road.Copy !req
266. But I plan on walking.Copy !req
267. Oh, I'm gonna walk.Copy !req
268. Hard.Copy !req
269. I will walk hard.Copy !req
270. Walk hard.Copy !req
271. I got a full house coming tonight.Copy !req
272. If Bobby Shad can't play,
I need to find someone who can.Copy !req
273. I'm fine. I can play through the pain.Copy !req
274. Should've thought before you punched
your landlord and got laryngitis.Copy !req
275. I guess there's no music tonight.Copy !req
276. Bullhickey! People come here
to dance erotically!Copy !req
277. I ain't got no music,
I ain't got no nightclub.Copy !req
278. Excuse me.Copy !req
279. I play a little.Copy !req
280. I don't know how
to tell you this, boy.Copy !req
281. You're white.
This crowd will eat you alive.Copy !req
282. I been watching Mr. Shad every night.
I know all the songs.Copy !req
283. It'll be the same show.Copy !req
284. It'll be just like Bobby Shad and the
Bad Men, only it'll be me tonight.Copy !req
285. This is crazy.Copy !req
286. But I ain't got no other choice.Copy !req
287. I don't mean to put more
pressure on you, boy.Copy !req
288. The suits from the record company
just got here.Copy !req
289. Oh, okay.Copy !req
290. Scared?Copy !req
291. - A little.
- Well, you should be.Copy !req
292. Those Jews control show business.Copy !req
293. Just lay it down
exactly like Bobby does.Copy !req
294. Good evening. We're Bobby Shad
and the Bad Men. I'm Dewey Cox.Copy !req
295. Bobby Shad couldn't be here tonight
so I'm gonna do his show for you.Copy !req
296. And I hope you enjoy it.Copy !req
297. This first song
we're fitting to do is...Copy !req
298. Well, it's about...Copy !req
299. It's about when your woman
catches you.Copy !req
300. You know, she catches you
running around town...Copy !req
301. getting into all kinds of strange.Copy !req
302. This is racially insensitive.Copy !req
303. And she says, "Son, get your lazy,
two-timing, Negro ass up out of here."Copy !req
304. - And you say to her:
- What's he doing? You see that?Copy !req
305. You got to love your Negro manCopy !req
306. You got to love your Negro manCopy !req
307. You got to love your Negro manCopy !req
308. You got to love your Negro manCopy !req
309. You got to love, loveCopy !req
310. - Is he playing "Negro Man"?
- He is playing "Negro Man."Copy !req
311. He's playing "Negro Man."Copy !req
312. From early in the morning
Till late at nightCopy !req
313. You know I love your apples
Let me take a biteCopy !req
314. You got to love your Negro manCopy !req
315. You got to love your Negro manCopy !req
316. You got to love, love, love, love, loveCopy !req
317. Your Negro manCopy !req
318. Yeah, come on, Dewey.Copy !req
319. I know I treat you wrong
And that ain't rightCopy !req
320. Let me put it on you, mama
And you'll feel all rightCopy !req
321. You got to love your Negro manCopy !req
322. You got to love your Negro manCopy !req
323. You got to love, love, love, love, loveCopy !req
324. Your Negro manCopy !req
325. Now, that's what I call
winning over an audience.Copy !req
326. Go, Dewey, go.Copy !req
327. I like what you did out there tonight.
Have you ever made a recording?Copy !req
328. Oh, Mr. L'Chaim, Mr. Mazeltov,
that's been my dream.Copy !req
329. He's not the one you want.
I'm the one you want.Copy !req
330. - I think he's the one we want.
- He's got a nice thing.Copy !req
331. He's not bad with the singing and the
playing and the shaking of the tochis.Copy !req
332. I think you've got what it takes
to make it in the big time.Copy !req
333. The big time?Copy !req
334. When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pieCopy !req
335. That's amoreCopy !req
336. When the world seems to shineCopy !req
337. What the hell is this?Copy !req
338. Pizza pie. What's in a pizza pie?Copy !req
339. Bells will ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-lingCopy !req
340. And you'll sing "Vita Bella"Copy !req
341. Hearts will play
Tippy-tippy-tayCopy !req
342. Please, I can't anymore.Copy !req
343. That's what I was gonna say.Copy !req
344. - That's amore
- AmoreCopy !req
345. That is amoreCopy !req
346. All right. Hold, please. Stop that.
Stop your singing!Copy !req
347. Stop your singing this instant,
young man!Copy !req
348. I will not have this in my studio!Copy !req
349. That's just a terrible, terrible...Copy !req
350. terrible, terrible "That's Amore."Copy !req
351. Maybe it was a wrong song choice?Copy !req
352. If you just let me play one of my songs,
I think you'll like it a whole lot better.Copy !req
353. You have failed conclusively.
It's over.Copy !req
354. And there is nothing
that you can do...Copy !req
355. here in this room
that can turn that around.Copy !req
356. Nothing you can do that can make up
for what you did to "That's Amore."Copy !req
357. - Well, my mother liked it a whole lot.
- Your mother was wrong.Copy !req
358. I was willing to open my mind...Copy !req
359. because these Jewish gentlemen
brought you in here.Copy !req
360. They usually have good taste.Copy !req
361. And now here you are in front of me,
pretending you can sing.Copy !req
362. And I have to say that today...Copy !req
363. your performance has shaken
my belief in the Jewish people.Copy !req
364. Well, there's nothing
I would like more, sir...Copy !req
365. than to restore your faith in Judaism,
if you could just give me that shot.Copy !req
366. But I'll tell you,
you have failed so far...Copy !req
367. and if somehow you are able
to sing a song now...Copy !req
368. bringing these boys together
you haven't even met...Copy !req
369. and make something
so personal, so new...Copy !req
370. that the whole world takes notice...Copy !req
371. and that your life
is never the same again...Copy !req
372. But I'm telling you right now,
I don't think it's going to happen.Copy !req
373. Wait, wait, wait. We're here already.
What could it possibly hurt?Copy !req
374. L'Chaim, I'll do it for you.
But just one more song.Copy !req
375. All right.Copy !req
376. All right, son. I'm gonna
give you 15 more seconds.Copy !req
377. Thank you, sir.
I hope you won't regret it.Copy !req
378. Dewey, we don't know this song.Copy !req
379. You just follow me.Copy !req
380. I don't know.Copy !req
381. Walk hardCopy !req
382. HardCopy !req
383. Walk hard?Copy !req
384. Down life's rocky roadCopy !req
385. Walk boldCopy !req
386. HardCopy !req
387. That's my creedCopy !req
388. My codeCopy !req
389. I been scorned and slandered
And ridiculed tooCopy !req
390. Had to struggle every day
My whole life throughCopy !req
391. Seen my share of the worst
That the world can giveCopy !req
392. But I still got a dream
And a burnin' rage to liveCopy !req
393. Walk hardCopy !req
394. HardCopy !req
395. Here is America's new hit song
"Walk Hard"...Copy !req
396. recorded just 35 minutes ago
by Dewey Cox.Copy !req
397. HardCopy !req
398. Though they sayCopy !req
399. You're not the oneCopy !req
400. Even if you've been told
Time and time againCopy !req
401. That you're always gonna lose
And never gonna winCopy !req
402. You gotta keep that vision
In your mind's eyeCopy !req
403. When you're standin' on top
Of a mountain highCopy !req
404. He walks so hard.Copy !req
405. How do I walk, boys?Copy !req
406. HardCopy !req
407. When I meet my maker
On my dying dayCopy !req
408. I'm gonna look him in the eye
And by God, I'll sayCopy !req
409. I gave my word
And my word was goodCopy !req
410. I took it in the face
And I walked as hard as I couldCopy !req
411. Oh, hey, Shorty. Hello, my darling.Copy !req
412. I sang a song at a circus
in New Jersey.Copy !req
413. They said, "We'll give you 5 grand."Copy !req
414. I said, "No, you won't.
You'll give me that giraffe."Copy !req
415. - They did. They gave it right to me.
- That is one beautiful giraffe.Copy !req
416. Thank you.Copy !req
417. It'll just be a few weeks, Edith.Copy !req
418. Who's gonna help me
take care of the children?Copy !req
419. Dewey, you have got to
give up this dream.Copy !req
420. You're never gonna make it.
Give it up, Dewey.Copy !req
421. What are you talking about?
I got a number one hit on the radio.Copy !req
422. I'm playing my music
for people who wanna hear me.Copy !req
423. It's everything we always wanted,
Edith.Copy !req
424. I never get to see you anymore.
Your kids never get to see you.Copy !req
425. I don't know how to tell you this.Copy !req
426. I'm gonna miss some things, okay?Copy !req
427. I'm gonna miss some birthdays
and some christenings.Copy !req
428. I'm gonna miss some births, period.Copy !req
429. Unrealistic to think I'm gonna be
here every time you have a baby.Copy !req
430. But aren't you happy?
You have a beautiful new home.Copy !req
431. All your fancy new clothes
and your monkey and your giraffe.Copy !req
432. Look, what else you need?Copy !req
433. How about I get you
a crow that could talk?Copy !req
434. And I'll teach him phrases that I say.
"Good morning, honey."Copy !req
435. - But it'll be a little crow talking.
- This ain't about no exotic pets!Copy !req
436. It's about love,
you stupid piece of shit.Copy !req
437. - Dewey.
- Edith!Copy !req
438. Don't you go in the bathroom.Copy !req
439. Edith, please.Copy !req
440. Mama said there's a lot of evil
on the road.Copy !req
441. Temptations.Copy !req
442. They'll make a man do evil things.Copy !req
443. Edith, that is ridiculous.
Is that what this is all about?Copy !req
444. There ain't no evil out there.Copy !req
445. Come on, now, cupcake,
open the door.Copy !req
446. Edith.Copy !req
447. My beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful angel.Copy !req
448. You know how much I love you.Copy !req
449. You and this fast-growing family
of ours...Copy !req
450. is the only thing
that matters to me.Copy !req
451. You understand that?Copy !req
452. Heck, life without you
would be like no life at all.Copy !req
453. Like no life at all.Copy !req
454. Where's a pencil? Where's a pencil?Copy !req
455. Dewey!Copy !req
456. Hello, baby!Copy !req
457. Yeah, this is
the Big Bopper speaking.Copy !req
458. Oh, you sweet thing.Copy !req
459. Do I what?Copy !req
460. Will I what?Copy !req
461. Oh, baby, you know what I like.Copy !req
462. Chantilly lace and a pretty face
And a ponytailCopy !req
463. How are we supposed to follow that?Copy !req
464. Don't worry, Dewey, you'll do great.Copy !req
465. - Thanks, Buddy Holly.
- If you don't, I'll pick it back up.Copy !req
466. - You got nothing to worry about.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
467. I really like that "Walk Hard" song.Copy !req
468. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
469. I like that "Peggy Sue" song.
It's my favorite Buddy Holly song.Copy !req
470. Thanks, Dewey.
I'm awful proud of that one.Copy !req
471. Man, I'm awful nervous, Buddy Holly.Copy !req
472. Dewey, you'll be fine,
or my name's not Buddy Holly.Copy !req
473. Change of plans. Elvis wants
to get out of here early. He's hungry.Copy !req
474. We'll change the order.
After the Big Bopper, it's Buddy Holly...Copy !req
475. then Elvis Presley,
and then you, Dewey Cox.Copy !req
476. So it's the Big Bopper...Copy !req
477. and then Buddy Holly...Copy !req
478. and then Elvis Presley,
and then me?Copy !req
479. Yeah. Just for tonight.Copy !req
480. Well, I'm just happy to be here.Copy !req
481. What am I doing?Copy !req
482. I ain't good enough to follow Elvis.Copy !req
483. What are you talking about, Dewey?Copy !req
484. Nate. Nate, is that you?Copy !req
485. You can do it, Dewey.
I know you can.Copy !req
486. I know because I'm your brother,
and I believe in you.Copy !req
487. But, hell, ain't nobody
can follow Elvis.Copy !req
488. - Wait, did you say Elvis?
- Yeah.Copy !req
489. Elvis Presley?
The King of Rock 'n' Roll?Copy !req
490. Yeah, Elvis Presley.Copy !req
491. He has nine number one hits.Copy !req
492. Nate, I understand that.Copy !req
493. He has 50 million fans.Copy !req
494. I'm aware of that, Nate.
That's why I'm out here.Copy !req
495. I'm having a crisis.Copy !req
496. Holy shit.Copy !req
497. Dewey! The big fella's on his
final encore. Are you ready?Copy !req
498. Yeah. I'm ready.Copy !req
499. Elvis!Copy !req
500. Ladies.Copy !req
501. Dang, Elvis Presley, you didn't
have to rile them up like that.Copy !req
502. What, now?Copy !req
503. - No, I'm...
- Excuse me, what?Copy !req
504. I'm just saying,
we gotta follow that and...Copy !req
505. Well, sometimes you have to go all out
when you're the King.Copy !req
506. Because there's only one man
who's the King.Copy !req
507. God picks him, hand-plucks him.Copy !req
508. One night, God looked down at all the
millions and millions of people, man...Copy !req
509. and he decided which one
was the best, and it was me.Copy !req
510. He plucked me from all those millions
and millions of people, man.Copy !req
511. - Yeah.
- Listen to this, right now.Copy !req
512. There's two things you need to know.
I'm the King. And number two is:Copy !req
513. Look out, man! Look at that
coming at you. You see that?Copy !req
514. It's called karate
and only two kinds of people know it.Copy !req
515. The Chinese and the King.Copy !req
516. And one of them is me.Copy !req
517. You're the King.Copy !req
518. On to Memphis, they want a nice little
honey and a little bit of June bug.Copy !req
519. - Yeah?
- Yeah...Copy !req
520. Come on, man...Copy !req
521. Look out, man!Copy !req
522. Well, thanks, Elvis.Copy !req
523. Let's go. Come on, mama.Copy !req
524. What the fuck was he talking about?Copy !req
525. How y'all doing?
My name's Dewey Cox.Copy !req
526. And, well, looks like I got some
proving myself to do.Copy !req
527. Sam.Copy !req
528. Walk hardCopy !req
529. HardCopy !req
530. Down life's rocky roadCopy !req
531. Wow, great playing, boys.Copy !req
532. The fillies love you, Dewey.Copy !req
533. If I wasn't married with a good head on
my shoulders, I don't know what I'd do.Copy !req
534. You gotta get back out there.
They are going crazy.Copy !req
535. Let me splash some water
on my face.Copy !req
536. Okay. Hurry up!Copy !req
537. Golly, that rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
538. - Get out of here, Dewey.
- What are y'all doing in here?Copy !req
539. We're smoking reefer,
and you don't want no part of this shit.Copy !req
540. You're smoking reefers?Copy !req
541. Of course we are.
Can't you smell it?Copy !req
542. No, Sam, I can't.Copy !req
543. Come on, Dewey, join the party.Copy !req
544. No, Dewey, you don't want this.
Get out of here!Copy !req
545. I don't want no hangover.
I can't get no hangover.Copy !req
546. It doesn't give you a hangover.Copy !req
547. Will I get addicted to it
or something?Copy !req
548. It's not habit-forming.Copy !req
549. Oh, okay, well...Copy !req
550. I don't know.
I don't wanna overdose on it.Copy !req
551. You can't OD on it.Copy !req
552. It's not gonna make me
wanna have sex, is it?Copy !req
553. It makes sex even better.Copy !req
554. Sounds kind of expensive.Copy !req
555. It's the cheapest drug there is.Copy !req
556. You don't want it.Copy !req
557. I think I kind of want it.Copy !req
558. Okay, but just this once.
Come on in.Copy !req
559. - What do I do?
- Like this.Copy !req
560. Oh, my.Copy !req
561. Hey, listen, folks. I'd like to play
a song I wrote for a very special lady.Copy !req
562. I'm talking about Mrs. Dewey Cox.Copy !req
563. Oh, my darlin'Copy !req
564. Oh, my darlin'Copy !req
565. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
566. I have a perfect lifeCopy !req
567. You are the perfect wifeCopy !req
568. I don't know whyCopy !req
569. I sit and cryCopy !req
570. And now I miss you soCopy !req
571. Please don't let me goCopy !req
572. I make mistakes and that is trueCopy !req
573. At least I learn each time I doCopy !req
574. Here, have some of this.Copy !req
575. Darling, you must believeCopy !req
576. I could never leave you
if I triedCopy !req
577. A life without youCopy !req
578. ls no life at allCopy !req
579. Oh, my darlin'Copy !req
580. Oh, my darlin'Copy !req
581. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
582. Beth Anne.Copy !req
583. Can I get that for you?Copy !req
584. Thanks, Dewey.Copy !req
585. Tears fall in vainCopy !req
586. I'm standing in the rainCopy !req
587. No matter how I feelCopy !req
588. I never seem to know what's realCopy !req
589. So sharpen up your knivesCopy !req
590. - Can I get that for you?
- Thanks, Dewey.Copy !req
591. I'm a bad horse.Copy !req
592. Phil, can I get that for you?Copy !req
593. Thanks, Dewey.Copy !req
594. Darling, you must believeCopy !req
595. I could never leave you
if I triedCopy !req
596. Phil? What happened?Copy !req
597. A life without youCopy !req
598. ls no life at allCopy !req
599. Well, the tour's going
real great, baby.Copy !req
600. Yeah, we're having a real nice time.Copy !req
601. Yeah, the boys have been
playing great...Copy !req
602. and the audiences have been
just wonderful, so...Copy !req
603. - When you coming home?
- Soon, baby, real soon.Copy !req
604. We gotta hit the major markets in
the Northeast, Chicago, Detroit...Copy !req
605. Could you shut up? I'm trying to have
sex with these women down here.Copy !req
606. Who's that?Copy !req
607. Oh, that's Sam.Copy !req
608. - He's just looking for his drumsticks.
- Howdy.Copy !req
609. Excuse me.Copy !req
610. Anyway, you don't wanna hear about
this boring stuff. How was your day?Copy !req
611. Oh, you know,
just taking care of the kids.Copy !req
612. Went down to Wilson's Market
the other day to pick up some milk.Copy !req
613. Completely out of milk.
I had to go down to Peach Street.Copy !req
614. - I hate going down there.
- Oh, brother. Can you believe it?Copy !req
615. - Yes, Bert?
- Hey, Dewey.Copy !req
616. - You want a cup of coffee?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
617. Will you give me a minute?
I'm on the phone here.Copy !req
618. - Who's that?
- That's Bert, my roadie.Copy !req
619. Just wants to know if I want any coffee
or anything like that.Copy !req
620. Dewey, there's a distance growing
between us, I feel, and I don't like it.Copy !req
621. Oh, now, that is crazy talk, Edith.Copy !req
622. You know
I'm just the same old Dewey.Copy !req
623. - Hey, Dewey.
- Yes, Bert?Copy !req
624. You seen my sandals?Copy !req
625. I don't know.
I'm talking to my wife, Bert.Copy !req
626. Baby, there's somebody at the door.
I gotta go.Copy !req
627. Can I call when I get to New Jersey?Copy !req
628. Okay. Bye, Dewey.Copy !req
629. - I love you.
- All right.Copy !req
630. - I love you.
- I love you.Copy !req
631. - You're never gonna make it, okay?
- Okay, bye.Copy !req
632. Bye.Copy !req
633. - Pa.
- Dewey.Copy !req
634. What are you doing here?Copy !req
635. It's about your mama.Copy !req
636. Ma? What about her? Is she okay?Copy !req
637. We better step out into the hall.Copy !req
638. - What happened?
- I'll tell you what happened.Copy !req
639. We were readying for bed
when your song comes on the radio.Copy !req
640. It's Dewey!Copy !req
641. Your son is talented.
You should be proud.Copy !req
642. Well, I must admit,
it is kind of catchy.Copy !req
643. Dance with me, Pa.Copy !req
644. It does make you kind of wanna move,
doesn't it?Copy !req
645. It sure does.Copy !req
646. Maybe I have been
kind of hard on little Dewey.Copy !req
647. Maybe you have.Copy !req
648. Be careful, Ma.Copy !req
649. - You all right, Ma?
- I'm all right.Copy !req
650. The vertigo, it won in the end.Copy !req
651. She lost her balance...Copy !req
652. and fell out the window...Copy !req
653. and then the radio
crushed her head?Copy !req
654. While she was dancing to your song.Copy !req
655. I thought you should know
what your music does.Copy !req
656. It kills people.Copy !req
657. You made her happy
and it killed her.Copy !req
658. If Nate was alive,
this never would have happened.Copy !req
659. Wrong kid died.Copy !req
660. Damn you, God!Copy !req
661. How could you let my mama
fall out a window?Copy !req
662. And then let a radio
hit her on the head?Copy !req
663. - Get out of here, Dewey.
- What are y'all doing in here?Copy !req
664. It's called cocaine,
and you don't want no part of this shit.Copy !req
665. Cocaine?Copy !req
666. What's it do?Copy !req
667. It turns all your bad feelings
into good feelings.Copy !req
668. It's a nightmare.Copy !req
669. I'm thinking maybe I'd like to try me
some of that cocaine.Copy !req
670. When I meet my maker
On my dying dayCopy !req
671. Look him in the eye
And by God I'll sayCopy !req
672. I gave my word
And my word was goodCopy !req
673. I took it in the face
And I walked as hard as I couldCopy !req
674. Walk hard Walk hard, hard, hardCopy !req
675. Walk hard, hard, hard Walk...Copy !req
676. All right, again. Faster.Copy !req
677. This is crazy, Dewey. Ain't nobody
gonna wanna listen to music like this.Copy !req
678. Standing there
playing as fast as you can...Copy !req
679. singing like some sort of punk.Copy !req
680. Don't you dare try to stifle me.Copy !req
681. Whose band is this anyway,
you cocksucker!Copy !req
682. I'll punch you in the mouth!Copy !req
683. Oh, God. I'm sorry, Dave.Copy !req
684. No, I didn't mean that.Copy !req
685. Just with my mama dying and all,
I'm just all twisted up inside.Copy !req
686. Mr. Cox?Copy !req
687. I heard you were looking for a new
backup singer. For your new duet.Copy !req
688. You heard right.Copy !req
689. I was wondering if you might like
to give me a try.Copy !req
690. I reckon I might.Copy !req
691. I've been singing in my church choir
since I was a girl.Copy !req
692. I like the sound of that.Copy !req
693. Darlene Madison.Copy !req
694. Dewey Cox.Copy !req
695. Hello, Darlene.Copy !req
696. Hello, Mr. Cox.Copy !req
697. You ready to sing one?Copy !req
698. I'm always ready.Copy !req
699. Well, all right.Copy !req
700. In my dreams you're blowin' meCopy !req
701. Some kissesCopy !req
702. That's one of my favorite things
To doCopy !req
703. You and I could go downCopy !req
704. In historyCopy !req
705. That's what I'm prayin' to do with youCopy !req
706. Let's duetCopy !req
707. In ways that make us feel goodCopy !req
708. Let's duetCopy !req
709. And make that sacred soundCopy !req
710. Dewey Cox!
I am not that kind of woman.Copy !req
711. - All right.
- Well...Copy !req
712. that doesn't mean
that we still can't be friends.Copy !req
713. Okay.Copy !req
714. Well, then, here's to us
being great friends.Copy !req
715. I can't! We're friends!Copy !req
716. I'm gonna beat offCopy !req
717. All my demonsCopy !req
718. That's what lovin' Jesus' all aboutCopy !req
719. Lookin' in your eyes
I start believin'Copy !req
720. Let's bring this whisper to a shoutCopy !req
721. Let's duetCopy !req
722. In ways that make us feel goodCopy !req
723. Put two and two togetherCopy !req
724. Perfect harmony we've foundCopy !req
725. We know it's only naturalCopy !req
726. Let's duetCopy !req
727. I just wanna make outCopy !req
728. What you're sayin'Copy !req
729. Read my lips
It's what you're lookin' forCopy !req
730. Here I am a-sneakin' up
Behind youCopy !req
731. You can always come in
My back doorCopy !req
732. Let's duetCopy !req
733. Darlene, these last three weeks
have been so...Copy !req
734. full and wonderful.Copy !req
735. We've shared so many activities
together as good friends.Copy !req
736. It's like you understand me
the way nobody else ever has.Copy !req
737. I mean, if I...Copy !req
738. - What is it, Dewey?
- I don't know.Copy !req
739. It's nothing. I'm fine.Copy !req
740. Nothing? You look like
you seen a ghost.Copy !req
741. I got a lot of pain in me, Darlene.Copy !req
742. You should know that.Copy !req
743. Where does all that pain
come from, Dewey?Copy !req
744. Did you ever have something
that you really loved...Copy !req
745. that you accidentally...Copy !req
746. killed, or hurt in some way,
with a machete?Copy !req
747. - No.
- No, me neither.Copy !req
748. - Wouldn't that be terrible?
- How would you live?Copy !req
749. I know, right? Exactly.Copy !req
750. Darling DarleneCopy !req
751. Darling DarleneCopy !req
752. I'm in love with you
I'm havin' fun with youCopy !req
753. I'm in love with you
I'm on the run with youCopy !req
754. I'm in love with you
And I'll be one with you one dayCopy !req
755. Thanks for letting me sleep
in your bunk, Dewey.Copy !req
756. Gotta sleep somewhere, right?Copy !req
757. - Dewey, I can't.
- I know. I know.Copy !req
758. We both know that the sexual tension
between us is palpable.Copy !req
759. Don't you know that I wrestle with
the same temptations you do?Copy !req
760. I know I shouldn't be saying this
to you, Dewey...Copy !req
761. because we're not married
and we're just friends...Copy !req
762. but sometimes I lie awake at night
aching for a man's touch.Copy !req
763. And by "a man's touch,"
I mean a penis in my vagina.Copy !req
764. It's just so silly.Copy !req
765. Oh, that's so silly.Copy !req
766. - Well, we better get some sleep.
- Okay.Copy !req
767. Take my hand, Dewey.Copy !req
768. Let's promise to never, ever give in
to our lesser desires.Copy !req
769. After all, we're not married.Copy !req
770. I'm ready for sex.Copy !req
771. I been waiting for this for so long.Copy !req
772. Me too.Copy !req
773. From the moment I laid eyes on you.Copy !req
774. Oh, my.Copy !req
775. Dewey, I'm nervous.Copy !req
776. Don't worry, angel.
I'll show you the ways of love.Copy !req
777. Whoops-a-daisy.Copy !req
778. Oh, Dewey.Copy !req
779. Surprise!Copy !req
780. Edith!Copy !req
781. - Who are you?
- I'm his wife, that's who I am.Copy !req
782. No, you're not. I'm his...Copy !req
783. - Good Lord, you're already married?
- I can explain.Copy !req
784. Explain to her? You should explain to
me. I am the mother of your children.Copy !req
785. - It's not what it looks like.
- Children?Copy !req
786. It's not what it looks like.Copy !req
787. Not what it looks like to me,
or not what it looks like to her?Copy !req
788. It's gotta be the way it looks like
to at least one of us.Copy !req
789. We're married.Copy !req
790. I did the right thing.
It's not like we're not married.Copy !req
791. If you're married,
you can't get married again.Copy !req
792. I know, I know, and that was wrong,
but it's just...Copy !req
793. We were such good friends.Copy !req
794. You told me about that dream
where you were licking my balls...Copy !req
795. and that seemed like a signal,
and...Copy !req
796. I forgot.Copy !req
797. I'm leaving you, Dewey Cox,
and I will see you in court!Copy !req
798. No, Edith! Don't go!Copy !req
799. Oh, well. She's gone now.Copy !req
800. I'm leaving too. You got the order
of things all backwards.Copy !req
801. Darlene, don't go!Copy !req
802. Edith, don't go either!Copy !req
803. I made a mistake.
I made a terrible mistake.Copy !req
804. Edith! Edith! Edith!Copy !req
805. - Leave me alone, Dewey.
- I never meant no harm to you.Copy !req
806. Edith. Cupcake.Copy !req
807. Baby, you don't know what it's like out
there on the road. It's lonely out there.Copy !req
808. Edith, I can't be alone.Copy !req
809. Maybe you should've thought of that
before you got double married.Copy !req
810. Is that what this is about?Copy !req
811. Don't you stand there and judge me
like I'm some kind of criminal.Copy !req
812. You are a criminal.
This is illegal, Dewey.Copy !req
813. What do you mean?Copy !req
814. It's illegal to be married to two people
at the same time, Dewey.Copy !req
815. What about if you're famous?
Is that...?Copy !req
816. You never done nothing
you shouldn't have done?Copy !req
817. What have I ever done?Copy !req
818. You woke up in the middle
of the night and drank the milk.Copy !req
819. I got up to have my cornflakes,
there's none left.Copy !req
820. Dewey, you cheated on me!Copy !req
821. So I'm a cheater,
but you can just drink up all the milk.Copy !req
822. Okay. All right, that's fine, I get it.
You're innocent, and I'm guilty.Copy !req
823. Guilty as charged.Copy !req
824. Guilty as chargedCopy !req
825. Don't you dare write a song
right now, Dewey!Copy !req
826. You know what? Go ahead.
Take the children. I don't care.Copy !req
827. All I need is my music.Copy !req
828. I don't need you.Copy !req
829. And I don't need you.Copy !req
830. And I don't need you.Copy !req
831. And I don't need you.Copy !req
832. You're just sitting there,
all high and mighty in your diaper.Copy !req
833. If anything, you need me.
You're a baby.Copy !req
834. Come on, Miles.Copy !req
835. Don't you dare take Miles.Copy !req
836. You can take the children,
but you leave me my monkey.Copy !req
837. Fine.Copy !req
838. Goodbye, Dewey Cox.Copy !req
839. No! No, come back.Copy !req
840. Don't leave me, Edith.Copy !req
841. "Don't leave me, Edith."
There's a title for a song.Copy !req
842. That's not a bad title,
but please don't leave me.Copy !req
843. What have you done?Copy !req
844. I'm telling you, I've had it.
I've had it with all this crap.Copy !req
845. You took her side every time.Copy !req
846. All you care about is fruit
and touching yourself. Well, fuck you.Copy !req
847. Get out of here.
You don't want no part of this.Copy !req
848. - What y'all doing in here?
- We doing pills, uppers and downers.Copy !req
849. They're the logical next step for you.Copy !req
850. I want some of that shit.Copy !req
851. Good morning, Your Honor.
May I approach the bench?Copy !req
852. I don't give a damn
What anyone thinksCopy !req
853. I stay up all night
And I smoke and I drinkCopy !req
854. I'm a wanted man
And I'm blowin' townCopy !req
855. Don't waste your time
Tryin' to hunt me downCopy !req
856. The cops are sayin'
I belong behind barsCopy !req
857. And I'm guiltyCopy !req
858. GuiltyCopy !req
859. I'm guilty as chargedCopy !req
860. Does Dewey seem unhappy to you?Copy !req
861. He's changed, I tell you,
he's changed.Copy !req
862. That was early Dewey,
this is middle Dewey.Copy !req
863. Dewey, are you enjoying yourself?Copy !req
864. What? Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot you were here.Copy !req
865. Hey, Dave. I like your girl better,
let's switch.Copy !req
866. - Well, Dewey, this is my wife.
- Oh, nice to meet you.Copy !req
867. Well, this is Kathy.
Kathy, this is Dave.Copy !req
868. Come on, darling.
So where you from?Copy !req
869. Hi there.Copy !req
870. GuiltyCopy !req
871. I'm guilty as chargedCopy !req
872. I ain't askin' God to forgive my sinsCopy !req
873. Take a good look
And you'll know where I've beenCopy !req
874. I'm dancin' with the devil
Every night and every dayCopy !req
875. People pay attention to the things
That I sayCopy !req
876. SayCopy !req
877. Hey, Jerry, I'm a long-time listener
and a first-time caller.Copy !req
878. Yeah, I just wanted to say
I love the show, keep it up.Copy !req
879. Am I on the radio right now?Copy !req
880. I'm guilty as chargedCopy !req
881. If you're sayin' my love is too largeCopy !req
882. Then I'm guiltyCopy !req
883. Goddamn it,
this is a dark fucking period!Copy !req
884. Oh, I'm guiltyCopy !req
885. - Freeze! Hands above your head.
- It's not what it looks like.Copy !req
886. I'm guilty as chargedCopy !req
887. Stop!Copy !req
888. You got me.Copy !req
889. Come on, Mr. Cox. How about it?
Look here.Copy !req
890. I'm guilty as chargedCopy !req
891. Cox, you got a visitor.Copy !req
892. Prison has changed me.Copy !req
893. I understand the common man
in a way I never did before.Copy !req
894. I gotta get out of here, so I can
bring joy to the men back in here.Copy !req
895. But I don't wanna live with them.Copy !req
896. Lean closer.Copy !req
897. I'm going to speak to you
in my language...Copy !req
898. so that the guards can't understand
what I'm saying.Copy !req
899. There must be something you can do.Copy !req
900. I'm 21 years old.Copy !req
901. I got my whole life ahead of me...Copy !req
902. We think we can get you off.Copy !req
903. What do I have to do?Copy !req
904. You gotta go to rehab.Copy !req
905. - "Rehab"?
- Rehab.Copy !req
906. - Rehab?
- Oh, rehab. Okay, okay, I gotcha.Copy !req
907. Doctor! Doctor!Copy !req
908. - I'm so cold.
- We need more blankets.Copy !req
909. We need more blankets.Copy !req
910. Doctor!Copy !req
911. - I'm so hot!
- I think he has too many blankets.Copy !req
912. Fewer blankets!Copy !req
913. I'm hot and cold at the same time!Copy !req
914. He needs more blankets
and he needs less blankets.Copy !req
915. I'm afraid you're right.Copy !req
916. Dewey?Copy !req
917. My wife sends her love...Copy !req
918. asshole.Copy !req
919. Dewey, tall and powerfulCopy !req
920. Dewey, I don't know if you can
hear me in there...Copy !req
921. but the wrong kid died.Copy !req
922. Dewey. Do you mind
if we get stoned in here?Copy !req
923. He can't hear you.
He's gonna die anyway.Copy !req
924. Are you ready to go home,
Dewey Cox?Copy !req
925. Darlene.Copy !req
926. I could never get you
out of my head.Copy !req
927. Me neither.Copy !req
928. I could never stop
thinking about you.Copy !req
929. But I wasn't gonna be
no home wrecker.Copy !req
930. Now that I'm your only wife though,
it seems different.Copy !req
931. I'm a new man, Darlene.
Prison and rehab have changed me.Copy !req
932. All these blankets
have saved my life.Copy !req
933. I think you're finally ready to be the
man I always thought you could be.Copy !req
934. Let me get this off.Copy !req
935. I love you.Copy !req
936. I love you too.Copy !req
937. Oh, my God.Copy !req
938. Oh, don't stop.Copy !req
939. Don't stop. Don't stop, Dewey.Copy !req
940. Oh, God.Copy !req
941. Oh, yes!Copy !req
942. Hey, boys, have you seen Dewey?Copy !req
943. I think I saw him in the barn
with Wavy GravyCopy !req
944. I saw him by the creek
talking to Donovan.Copy !req
945. No, I think he was painting
a portrait with Joni Mitchell.Copy !req
946. Jerry Garcia, brother,
have you seen Dewey?Copy !req
947. I think I saw him in the study,
Sister Darlene.Copy !req
948. Thanks, Jerry Garcia.Copy !req
949. Hey! Casey, Jones,
watch your speed.Copy !req
950. Come on, Dewey. It's almost time
for Dewman's cake.Copy !req
951. All right. It's just... It's hard for me
to sit around at some birthday party...Copy !req
952. when I know there's so much
injustice going on in this world.Copy !req
953. - I know.
- My daddy was right.Copy !req
954. I can't spend all my time
thinking about Dewey Cox no more.Copy !req
955. I've got to think about
the other people.Copy !req
956. Like your family?Copy !req
957. No, I mean, like, people that's having
injustices done to them.Copy !req
958. Like women and midgets and such.Copy !req
959. I mean, it's 1966, Darlene.
And, baby...Copy !req
960. I'm feeling it.Copy !req
961. I know. The '60s are an important
and exciting time.Copy !req
962. Aren't they? It's like there's
something happening here.Copy !req
963. And what it is ain't exactly...Copy !req
964. obvious.Copy !req
965. I have to try to help people
with my music.Copy !req
966. Some people are saying that your new
music sounds a lot like Bob Dylan.Copy !req
967. Well, maybe Bob Dylan
sounds a lot like me.Copy !req
968. How come nobody
ever asks Bob Dylan:Copy !req
969. "Why you sound
so much like Dewey Cox?"Copy !req
970. Mailboxes drip like lamppostsCopy !req
971. In the twisted birth canal
Of the coliseumCopy !req
972. Rimjob fairy teapots
Mask the temper tantrumCopy !req
973. Oh, say can you see 'em?Copy !req
974. Stuffed cabbage is the darling
Of the LaundromatCopy !req
975. The mouse with the overbite explained
How the rabbits were ensnaredCopy !req
976. What the hell is this song about?Copy !req
977. I have no idea.Copy !req
978. You guys are idiots.
This song is very deep.Copy !req
979. Inside the three-eyed monkey
Within inches of his toaster-oven lifeCopy !req
980. What do your parents think about
your protest songs?Copy !req
981. What do your parents think about my
protest songs, Mr. TIME Magazine?Copy !req
982. All the elevator buttonsCopy !req
983. So incredibly highCopy !req
984. I stand today for the midgetCopy !req
985. Half the size of a regular guyCopy !req
986. Let me hold you, little manCopy !req
987. As the parade passes byCopy !req
988. Let me hold you, little manCopy !req
989. We'll make believe you can flyCopy !req
990. You shout for me to put you downCopy !req
991. But I'm marching today
For your causeCopy !req
992. I'm banging the drum
Your big day will comeCopy !req
993. When they remake The Wizard of OzCopy !req
994. So let me hold you, midget manCopy !req
995. Pretend that you're flying in spaceCopy !req
996. Let me hold you, midget manCopy !req
997. So the dog will stop licking your faceCopy !req
998. Sing with me!Copy !req
999. Sing it!Copy !req
1000. Mr. Cox, why are you going to India?Copy !req
1001. Well, I'm searching for something,
if you must know.Copy !req
1002. I'm fixing to do some meditating
with the maharishi.Copy !req
1003. And Dewey Cox needs India
right now...Copy !req
1004. and, heck, I reckon India
needs Dewey Cox too.Copy !req
1005. Only through meditation can we
begin to understand our role.Copy !req
1006. We're nothing but grains of sand.Copy !req
1007. That was freaking transcendental,
Paul McCartney.Copy !req
1008. - Don't you agree, John Lennon?
- Yes, Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1009. With meditation there's no limit
to what we can...Copy !req
1010. imagine.Copy !req
1011. What do you think, George Harrison?Copy !req
1012. I don't know. I'm just trying to get
some more songs on the album.Copy !req
1013. And as Ringo Starr,
I'm not so interested in meditation.Copy !req
1014. I just like to have fun.Copy !req
1015. - I like the little one.
- It's so dark in this tent.Copy !req
1016. Reminds me when we, the Beatles,
the four Beatles, us...Copy !req
1017. - From Liverpool.
- Yes, we are from Liverpool.Copy !req
1018. We used to play those dark clubs
in Hamburg. Remember that, Paul?Copy !req
1019. Of course I do, I booked them.
I'm the leader of the Beatles.Copy !req
1020. Well, I have to say I like your stuff.
It's pretty good.Copy !req
1021. And most of your records,
I really enjoy.Copy !req
1022. We're big fans of your records too.Copy !req
1023. We like to think that Hard Day's Night
is our Guilty as Charged.Copy !req
1024. - Great record.
- Excellent album.Copy !req
1025. - We learned a lot from you.
- Great record.Copy !req
1026. - We're big fans of y'all.
- Huge fans.Copy !req
1027. You're almost as good as
the Monkees. You guys are great.Copy !req
1028. I think I might adjourn to another
dimension, take some LSD.Copy !req
1029. - Do you care to join me?
- Yeah, let's do that.Copy !req
1030. Care to join us for some LSD?
It's good for you.Copy !req
1031. - Built by scientists, it is.
- Lysergic.Copy !req
1032. Gotta check with headquarters.Copy !req
1033. Come on, Dewey Cox.
Think you might enjoy it.Copy !req
1034. Open your mind to a new experience,
a new level of consciousness...Copy !req
1035. like we do,
because we are the Beatles.Copy !req
1036. Let him decide.
If he wants to take LSD, he'll take it.Copy !req
1037. He doesn't have to listen to you.
You're not the boss of him.Copy !req
1038. Don't tell me what to say
and what not to say, Paul McCartney.Copy !req
1039. I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm
so impish and whimsical. I'm sick of it.Copy !req
1040. Hey, everyone,
I've got a brand-new mantra:Copy !req
1041. Paul's a big fat cunt.Copy !req
1042. Don't know why you
don't let me write more songs.Copy !req
1043. You know, I just sit here while me
guitar quietly whimpers, you know.Copy !req
1044. You are the quiet one,
so why don't you shut the fuck up?Copy !req
1045. I've got a song about an octopus.Copy !req
1046. Jam it up your ass. You're lucky
we still let you play drums.Copy !req
1047. Wow, seems like there's a rift
happening between the Beatles.Copy !req
1048. I wonder if your songs will
still be shit when I'm 64.Copy !req
1049. - Great sod.
- No, stop it!Copy !req
1050. You bastard! You sissy.Copy !req
1051. Beatles. Please stop fighting
here in India.Copy !req
1052. No, no, let them go.
Let them work it out.Copy !req
1053. Taste it.Copy !req
1054. Right there in the bollocks.Copy !req
1055. - Bastard!
- Cunt!Copy !req
1056. Dewey, you been living clean
for three years now...Copy !req
1057. and it's done you a world of good,
has it not?Copy !req
1058. I know I've had trouble
with drugs in the past.Copy !req
1059. But I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze,
ludes and speed. Not LSD.Copy !req
1060. Nobody gets addicted to LSD.Copy !req
1061. It was invented by scientists.
Ringo Starr just told me.Copy !req
1062. I heard that doing LSD
can awaken your demons.Copy !req
1063. I ain't got no demons
gonna get woke.Copy !req
1064. If you promise
it'll just be this one time.Copy !req
1065. Okay.Copy !req
1066. Let's go drop acid with the Beatles.Copy !req
1067. Hello, Dewey.Copy !req
1068. Welcome to your LSD trip.Copy !req
1069. Where everything's a cartoon.Copy !req
1070. We're the trippy cartoon Beatles.Copy !req
1071. Look at that. It's a flying fish.Copy !req
1072. Totally trippy!Copy !req
1073. Wow, this LSD's all right.Copy !req
1074. I like being a trippy cartoon.Copy !req
1075. Just keep thinking
happy thoughts, Dewey.Copy !req
1076. I'd hate for this
to turn into a bad trip.Copy !req
1077. What's that scary music?Copy !req
1078. I had an unhappy thought.Copy !req
1079. It's a bad trip.Copy !req
1080. Bad trip, bad trip!Copy !req
1081. Help! Trippy machete!Copy !req
1082. Oh, fuck me.
I can see my large colon.Copy !req
1083. I guess I do have some demons.Copy !req
1084. You all right, Cox?Copy !req
1085. I don't know.Copy !req
1086. Do you want some more LSD?Copy !req
1087. Yeah. I think I do.Copy !req
1088. Mr. Schwartzberg, you're his long-time
manager. Maybe you can talk to him.Copy !req
1089. Well, what's the problem?Copy !req
1090. He's been on that trampoline
for four days.Copy !req
1091. You have got to talk some sense
into him. I'm worried.Copy !req
1092. Dewey, as your manager,
I have to tell you I'm concerned.Copy !req
1093. I think the LSD has changed you.Copy !req
1094. It has changed me.
It's opened my mind right up.Copy !req
1095. I'm reinventing music.Copy !req
1096. I'm creating something new
that I call "shmusic."Copy !req
1097. You've recorded the same song for
months. You're not close to finished.Copy !req
1098. Because this record is different
than any other I've made.Copy !req
1099. I told you. This is going to be
my masterpiece.Copy !req
1100. The one I'm remembered by.
It's for my brother.Copy !req
1101. What brother?Copy !req
1102. Nothing. Never mind. It's private.Copy !req
1103. I've got this sound in my head
and it's trying to get out.Copy !req
1104. I can't find it on this human plane of
existence. I've got to keep searching.Copy !req
1105. But I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna find it.Copy !req
1106. You guys should make friends.
He's a wonderful man.Copy !req
1107. Professor, good morning.
All right, everyone. Thank you.Copy !req
1108. I've just been outside,
I had a little bounce.Copy !req
1109. What we're going to do is
run through the entire piece...Copy !req
1110. in our minds, silently.Copy !req
1111. And...Copy !req
1112. begin.Copy !req
1113. As we sit here together
on Thanksgiving...Copy !req
1114. on our beautiful trampoline...Copy !req
1115. I think we should take a moment to
think about what it's like to be a turkey.Copy !req
1116. Gobble, gobble, gobble.
Gobble, gobble, gobble.Copy !req
1117. "Hi, I'm just a little turkey."Copy !req
1118. Just cut the damn bird, boy.Copy !req
1119. Dewey? Can we just enjoy
our Thanksgiving dinner?Copy !req
1120. You think you're so great
sitting there all drugged up...Copy !req
1121. on your trampoline.Copy !req
1122. You're the black sheep
of this family.Copy !req
1123. You call yourself a Cox.Copy !req
1124. Until you get right with Jesus...Copy !req
1125. you'll never be nothing
but a big, black Cox.Copy !req
1126. Nothing I do will ever please you,
will it?Copy !req
1127. We're both Cox, Pa.
Both of us are Cox.Copy !req
1128. I've got 137 musicians
waiting on me.Copy !req
1129. You'll have to excuse me.Copy !req
1130. Dewey, watch the turkey.Copy !req
1131. I wasn't dreamingCopy !req
1132. Barely awakeCopy !req
1133. Off to the grinder we strollCopy !req
1134. This is not a good song.Copy !req
1135. It's like five songs on top
of each other at the same time.Copy !req
1136. Not even a song.
It's some kind of concerto.Copy !req
1137. Just let him work it out.Copy !req
1138. Masterpieces take time.Copy !req
1139. Do you hear that?
That goat's been singing...Copy !req
1140. more than I am on this damn song.Copy !req
1141. Well?Copy !req
1142. That was beautiful, Dewey.
It was perfection.Copy !req
1143. Yeah, even the goat was perfect.Copy !req
1144. Yeah, the goat was good.
Were the strings tangy enough?Copy !req
1145. Oh, they were tangy.
They were very tangy.Copy !req
1146. Unbelievably tangy.Copy !req
1147. No, guys, the strings were not tangy!
They were salty!Copy !req
1148. Am I crazy?Copy !req
1149. Let's do one more time.
Okay, strings, lean into it.Copy !req
1150. I want it really tangy this time.
Now, Mike, you're flatting.Copy !req
1151. Bushmen, make it sound like
you're in the fucking bush, okay?Copy !req
1152. Back off the goat
on the second pre-chorus.Copy !req
1153. I wanna hear his heart, not his soul.Copy !req
1154. Sam, go back to that thing you did
yesterday on the bridge.Copy !req
1155. - What did I do?
- It sounded like velvet pancakes.Copy !req
1156. - Yeah, right.
- Okay, everybody, one more time.Copy !req
1157. What on earth is a velvet pancake?Copy !req
1158. It's the LSD.
I think it's having an effect on him.Copy !req
1159. From the top of the overture.
Slate it.Copy !req
1160. "Black Sheep," take 112.Copy !req
1161. One, and a two,
and a five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
1162. I just close my eyes
When I fantasizeCopy !req
1163. Much to my surprise
I'm only half the sizeCopy !req
1164. That I used to beCopy !req
1165. Bye-bye, white brotherCopy !req
1166. This black sheep gotta rollCopy !req
1167. It's on the beat!Copy !req
1168. I just open up Like a catacombCopy !req
1169. Though my heart is half
From the half-F toneCopy !req
1170. That tickles.Copy !req
1171. Bye-bye, pastures of plentyCopy !req
1172. I don't know where I willCopy !req
1173. - Roam
- Black sheep, black sheepCopy !req
1174. Like that, with some urgency.Copy !req
1175. Not, "I'm in the yard.
I wanna go outside."Copy !req
1176. Like, "I'm about to die." Like that.Copy !req
1177. The blade has been swungCopy !req
1178. Black sheep, black sheepCopy !req
1179. All right? Here we go.Copy !req
1180. Push. Push, baby, push.Copy !req
1181. - Are we recording this?
- No.Copy !req
1182. Well, we should be. Get a microphone.
Push, baby.Copy !req
1183. Push.Copy !req
1184. Push! Push!Copy !req
1185. I'm losin' my fleece from tryin'Copy !req
1186. I'm losin' no sleep I'm dyin'Copy !req
1187. Why shouldn't I keep from cryin'?Copy !req
1188. Cryin'Copy !req
1189. I'm losin' my fleece from tryin'Copy !req
1190. I'm losin' no sleep I'm dyin'Copy !req
1191. Why shouldn't I keep from cry...?Copy !req
1192. It's still not finished yet.Copy !req
1193. I'm hearing more
aboriginal percussionists.Copy !req
1194. And I want an army of didgeridoos.
Fifty thousand didgeridoos!Copy !req
1195. Folks, can we have a moment
with Dewey?Copy !req
1196. What the hell are these songs about?Copy !req
1197. You're singing about
cutting people in half...Copy !req
1198. I'm working something out.
It's called a metaphor.Copy !req
1199. Well, what are you working out?Copy !req
1200. It's secret.
That's why it's called metaphor.Copy !req
1201. That's what metaphor means. Secret.Copy !req
1202. I just don't see why you gotta
throw away the recipe, is all.Copy !req
1203. Why don't we just go in there...Copy !req
1204. lay down some tracks
like we always done?Copy !req
1205. Yeah, why can't we just walk hard?Copy !req
1206. What do we need
all these people for?Copy !req
1207. I don't need people around me
stifling me.Copy !req
1208. So if you don't like it,
there's the door.Copy !req
1209. Dewey?Copy !req
1210. Are you saying
you don't need us no more?Copy !req
1211. Not unless you can open your mind
and learn to play the fucking theremin.Copy !req
1212. Fuck you, Dewey!Copy !req
1213. Yeah, fuck you, Dewey.Copy !req
1214. In 20 years, not once have you
thrown a woman my way.Copy !req
1215. You don't think we like
cheating on our wives too?Copy !req
1216. And you never once paid for drugs.
Not once!Copy !req
1217. You pay that chimp
more than you pay us.Copy !req
1218. I had to borrow from the chimp
to get a mortgage on my house.Copy !req
1219. And those stupid Siamese glass cats
you get us every year for Christmas.Copy !req
1220. I don't want any more
Siamese glass cats!Copy !req
1221. The Siamese cat is a symbol
of nobility in ancient Egypt.Copy !req
1222. Fuck nobility!Copy !req
1223. Fuck ancient Egypt.Copy !req
1224. Fuck cats!Copy !req
1225. And you never paid for drugs.Copy !req
1226. Not once.Copy !req
1227. You slept with my wife.Copy !req
1228. You slept with me too!Copy !req
1229. And I've had confused feelings
about that for 10 years now.Copy !req
1230. And you never once paid for drugs.Copy !req
1231. Not once.Copy !req
1232. You're on your own, Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1233. We're leaving.Copy !req
1234. Well, I guess this is the end of
a chapter in your life, Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1235. What's happened to you,
Dewey Cox?Copy !req
1236. Stay out of this, Darlene!Copy !req
1237. You're driving away the people
who love you most!Copy !req
1238. I don't need anybody, Darlene.Copy !req
1239. All I need is my music.Copy !req
1240. This ain't about your music, Dewey.
It's about the drugs.Copy !req
1241. Honey, I told you
I'm gonna quit again.Copy !req
1242. As soon as the record's done.
Whenever that is.Copy !req
1243. Look, you can't rush a masterpiece.Copy !req
1244. You need to take a break. You need
to clean yourself up, otherwise...Copy !req
1245. Otherwise what?Copy !req
1246. Otherwise I can't be married
to you no more.Copy !req
1247. I know you don't mean that.Copy !req
1248. I believe you know that I do.Copy !req
1249. Okay.Copy !req
1250. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
1251. You'll take a break?Copy !req
1252. I will take a break.Copy !req
1253. And you'll quit the drugs?Copy !req
1254. And I will quit the drugs.Copy !req
1255. Dewey!Copy !req
1256. Oh, baby. I've been praying
about this day for so long.Copy !req
1257. - What did you just put in your mouth?
- Gum.Copy !req
1258. - You ain't chewing no gum.
- Candy?Copy !req
1259. - What did you put in your mouth?
- It's PCP.Copy !req
1260. Oh, you just said...!Copy !req
1261. I'm going to town!Copy !req
1262. Get out of the road, you jerk!Copy !req
1263. There he is!Copy !req
1264. Dewey! Get off that building!
It's inappropriate!Copy !req
1265. Dewey Cox, you give me no choice.Copy !req
1266. It breaks my heart,
but I'm leaving you.Copy !req
1267. I'm Zeus!Copy !req
1268. No mortal can stop me! I'm Zeus!Copy !req
1269. - Rehab?
- Rehab.Copy !req
1270. Nate!Copy !req
1271. Nate?Copy !req
1272. This is what I'd look like
if I'd grown up...Copy !req
1273. and perhaps hadn't been murdered,
or whatever.Copy !req
1274. I just came to tell you
you need to get your shit together!Copy !req
1275. I know.Copy !req
1276. I've fallen again.Copy !req
1277. Listen to yourself.
Whining like a little bitch.Copy !req
1278. If I was alive right now, I'd be the
fucking president of the United States.Copy !req
1279. I'd be on the moon, walking around
looking for aliens to kill.Copy !req
1280. - What?
- You know why Dad liked me better?Copy !req
1281. Because I was better than you.Copy !req
1282. When I played the piano,
I was fucking awesome.Copy !req
1283. Well, you think
it's been easy for me?Copy !req
1284. Since you're gone,
I got no sense of smell.Copy !req
1285. Oh, you got no sense of smell?Copy !req
1286. You can't smell anything?
You can't smell anything?Copy !req
1287. I got no sense of having legs,
Dewey!Copy !req
1288. I have no life!
I'm dead because somebody...Copy !req
1289. I'm not gonna point out
names right now.Copy !req
1290. Decided to murder me
with a machete.Copy !req
1291. - Nate.
- I can't even smell, touch, feel.Copy !req
1292. I can't even masturbate. You ever try
to jerk off with a ghost hand? Nothing!Copy !req
1293. I'm just trying to say
you need to fix this shit.Copy !req
1294. You need to get out of that bathtub.
Start writing songs again.Copy !req
1295. Is he almost done
thinking about his life?Copy !req
1296. He just reached the '70s.Copy !req
1297. Schwartzy, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what's going on with me.Copy !req
1298. I got the song block.Copy !req
1299. Song block.Copy !req
1300. I don't need to write any new songs.Copy !req
1301. I'll just do my old ones. We'll do
a oldies tour. I'll do "Walk Hard."Copy !req
1302. Dewey, "Walk Hard"
is over 20 years old.Copy !req
1303. Well, a lot of people like
my old songs.Copy !req
1304. Old people like your old songs.Copy !req
1305. May I make a suggestion?Copy !req
1306. Are you familiar with
the Donny & Marie show?Copy !req
1307. - The television show?
- I got a call from CBS.Copy !req
1308. They wanna do the same kind
of show with you.Copy !req
1309. I'm a serious musician.
I'm not some TV personality.Copy !req
1310. Well, why can't you be both? Look
at those goofy bastards on Hee Haw.Copy !req
1311. Well, I do love Hee Haw.Copy !req
1312. Television, Dewey. It's the way
into the people's hearts.Copy !req
1313. All right. You call them back today...Copy !req
1314. and you tell Mr. CBS...Copy !req
1315. that I will do it if I have
total creative control.Copy !req
1316. Dewey, you can't have
any creative control.Copy !req
1317. Okay.Copy !req
1318. All right, let's just do it then.
Fuck it, let's do it.Copy !req
1319. I'm bored.Copy !req
1320. Live from Burbank, California.Copy !req
1321. It's The Dewey Cox Show.Copy !req
1322. And now your host, Dewey Cox!Copy !req
1323. - Walk hard
- HardCopy !req
1324. - Hard
- HardCopy !req
1325. Down life's rocky roadCopy !req
1326. - Walk bold
- BoldCopy !req
1327. - Hard
- HardCopy !req
1328. That's my creedCopy !req
1329. My codeCopy !req
1330. I been scorned and slandered
And ridiculed tooCopy !req
1331. Had to suffer every day
My whole life throughCopy !req
1332. Seen my share of the worst
That the world can giveCopy !req
1333. But I still got a dream
And a burnin' rage to liveCopy !req
1334. Walk hardCopy !req
1335. Walk hardCopy !req
1336. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the show.Copy !req
1337. We've got a great one.Copy !req
1338. To get things rolling,
I'd like to bring out my first guest...Copy !req
1339. a model I think is pretty super:
Miss Cheryl Tiegs.Copy !req
1340. Well, hello, Cheryl.
Don't you look lovely tonight.Copy !req
1341. Well, thanks so much, sir.
So do you.Copy !req
1342. Cheryl, you know, you remind me
of a 1977 Corvette.Copy !req
1343. Why is that?Copy !req
1344. Because you're
a beautiful new model.Copy !req
1345. Just kidding.Copy !req
1346. Would you do me the honor
of joining me for a song?Copy !req
1347. Well, I thought you'd never ask,
Mr. Cox.Copy !req
1348. Baby, come as you are
With just your heartCopy !req
1349. And I'll take you inCopy !req
1350. You're rejected and hurtCopy !req
1351. To me you're worth
What you have withinCopy !req
1352. You don't have to be a star, babyCopy !req
1353. To be in my showCopy !req
1354. Good night, everybody.
We'll see you next week.Copy !req
1355. Good show.Copy !req
1356. - You ready, Dewey?
- Yes, I'm ready.Copy !req
1357. "Who Wants to Party?"
Dewey, lead vocal, take one.Copy !req
1358. Hey, hey Who wants to party?Copy !req
1359. Hey, hey Who wants to party?Copy !req
1360. Hey, hey Who wants to party now?Copy !req
1361. I don't know. I'll see you in a minute.Copy !req
1362. All right. Everybody good?
Everybody good?Copy !req
1363. Whoa, Dewey.
Great party, great party.Copy !req
1364. Thanks, Patrick Duffy from Dallas.
Listen, mingle, enjoy yourself.Copy !req
1365. - Have sex with anybody you want.
- Well, can do.Copy !req
1366. - Hey!
- Dewey!Copy !req
1367. Oh, my God, your show is such a hit.
You beat McCloud last week.Copy !req
1368. Well, thank you, Morgan Fairchild,
but I never pay attention to the ratings.Copy !req
1369. Just kidding. We're gonna
take a shit on Donnie & Marie.Copy !req
1370. - Oh, you do that, honey.
- Yes.Copy !req
1371. Hey, you. Are you gonna
save a dance for me, Dewey?Copy !req
1372. Well, you bet,
Cheryl Ladd from Charlie's Angels.Copy !req
1373. Hey there, Little Miss Cox-Tiegs.Copy !req
1374. Have you met my new wife,
Cheryl Cox-Tiegs?Copy !req
1375. We've met, yes.Copy !req
1376. Isn't that funny?
You're both named Cheryl.Copy !req
1377. Yeah. We're aware of that.Copy !req
1378. That is hilarious.Copy !req
1379. Hey, hey Who wants to party?Copy !req
1380. I don't know what they're
talking about with this energy crisis.Copy !req
1381. Because I have plenty of energy,
all right? I am loaded with energy.Copy !req
1382. Look, I gave up politics
a long time ago.Copy !req
1383. You know, let somebody else march.
I wanna play Frisbee.Copy !req
1384. I'm on the beach.
I'm not marching on the beach.Copy !req
1385. Billy, don't be a heroCopy !req
1386. Don't be a fool with your lifeCopy !req
1387. Do me, Dewey.Copy !req
1388. I can't, Cheryl Ladd,
I'm married to Cheryl Tiegs.Copy !req
1389. Oh, I should've been your guest star
last week instead of her.Copy !req
1390. It could've been me.Copy !req
1391. "It could've been me."Copy !req
1392. It could have been me
Could've been meCopy !req
1393. Stay in it. Stay in it.Copy !req
1394. It could've been meCopy !req
1395. Rocky ro...Copy !req
1396. No! You're repeating yourself!Copy !req
1397. Why can't I write
a fucking song anymore?Copy !req
1398. I love the nightlife
I got to boogieCopy !req
1399. On the disco 'roundCopy !req
1400. Oh, yeahCopy !req
1401. I told you I love the nightlifeCopy !req
1402. I got to boogieCopy !req
1403. On the disco 'round Oh, yeahCopy !req
1404. I'll tell you, I've never been
so truly satisfied.Copy !req
1405. Living here in this beautiful
beach house with you...Copy !req
1406. my beautiful Cheryl Cox-Tiegs.Copy !req
1407. The ratings are great.
These are the salad days.Copy !req
1408. Yeah, I've been looking for something
my whole life, and this is it.Copy !req
1409. I'm finally truly satisfied.Copy !req
1410. Goodbye, loveCopy !req
1411. Goodbye, loveCopy !req
1412. You are not going home.
You are sleeping in the guestroom.Copy !req
1413. Forever.Copy !req
1414. Because you're the only one
who stuck around.Copy !req
1415. Everyone else got sick of it
and left...Copy !req
1416. but you stuck around,
which means you're my friend.Copy !req
1417. There's a starman waiting in the skyCopy !req
1418. He'd like to come and meet usCopy !req
1419. But he thinks he'd blow our mindsCopy !req
1420. There's a starman waiting in the skyCopy !req
1421. He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhileCopy !req
1422. He told meCopy !req
1423. Let the children use it
Let the children lose itCopy !req
1424. Let all the children boogieCopy !req
1425. Goddamn it!Copy !req
1426. I mean, what do I have to do
to get you on my bone? Invent fire?Copy !req
1427. And then huge laugh and we go
to commercial. All right, take five.Copy !req
1428. Hey.Copy !req
1429. Great rehearsal, Dewey.
Very funny sketch.Copy !req
1430. Thank you.
Have you seen the ratings?Copy !req
1431. We're getting our ass kicked
by The Incredible Hulk.Copy !req
1432. Well, last night's episode
was a very special episode.Copy !req
1433. They revealed that the Incredible Hulk
has an evil twin.Copy !req
1434. And he's not green. He's red.Copy !req
1435. I know. It was amazing.
Did you see it?Copy !req
1436. You can't compete with that.
But we do need to do more promotion.Copy !req
1437. Here's what we'll do. We'll introduce
people to the new Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1438. I got a girl here to interview you.
She's from the local affiliate in Dallas.Copy !req
1439. I don't know.
I'm not so good on interviews.Copy !req
1440. Bubbe, it's a puff piece.
It's very puffy.Copy !req
1441. All you have to do
is remind the audience...Copy !req
1442. you're not mainlining acid anymore.
And the show, it's a lot of fun, right?Copy !req
1443. - You're having fun.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1444. It's on every Thursday night
after the local news.Copy !req
1445. "It's on every Thursday night after your
local news. I'm not mainlining acid."Copy !req
1446. - Anymore.
- Oh, I'm not gonna promise that.Copy !req
1447. - Whatever you're comfortable with.
- "I don't smoke angel dust anymore."Copy !req
1448. So don't be afraid."
Something like that?Copy !req
1449. Why don't you tell us about
your new TV program?Copy !req
1450. Gail, it's a variety show.
I do a little bit of everything.Copy !req
1451. I do some singing, some dancing,
chatting with the guests...Copy !req
1452. the skits, the monologues,
the comedy.Copy !req
1453. Wonderful. Comedy.Copy !req
1454. It really is a lot of fun.Copy !req
1455. We'll have more fun
when we come back...Copy !req
1456. from this word from our sponsors.Copy !req
1457. Don't go away.Copy !req
1458. Okay, you know what, I gotta tell you,
my heart goes out to you.Copy !req
1459. I know what it's like to be on
a piece-of-shit television program...Copy !req
1460. - ... because I'm hosting one right now.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
1461. Must wanna blow your fucking
brains out, I'll bet. I know I do.Copy !req
1462. And we're back
with Mr. Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1463. We're talking about the fun
he's having on his show.Copy !req
1464. But right now, let's talk about your
lovely wife, Darlene. How's she doing?Copy !req
1465. Darlene and I separated
some years ago, Gail.Copy !req
1466. Oh, okay. Guess I didn't
do my homework.Copy !req
1467. And to answer your question,
I miss her terribly.Copy !req
1468. Well, that's sweet.Copy !req
1469. Why don't we talk about your parents?
They've gotta be proud of you.Copy !req
1470. Well, my mom is dead.Copy !req
1471. And my pa and I don't
speak to each other...Copy !req
1472. so we're not very close.Copy !req
1473. We can always cut around this
if it gets too pathetic.Copy !req
1474. Tell us about your kids.
I know you got a whole slew of them.Copy !req
1475. I'm locked in a custody battle
at this time.Copy !req
1476. Custody is being forced upon me,
which I don't think is right.Copy !req
1477. You know, if you don't want
the responsibility of children...Copy !req
1478. you should be able to walk away...Copy !req
1479. and apparently a couple of my
ex-wives don't feel the same. So, yeah.Copy !req
1480. Wherever my kids are, they're
watching The Dewey Cox Show...Copy !req
1481. on Thursday nights at 8:00,
right after the local news.Copy !req
1482. And I just wanted to say
to everyone out there...Copy !req
1483. I'm no longer mainlining acid
or smoking PCP.Copy !req
1484. It's official.Copy !req
1485. Okay. Why don't we lighten it up
just a bit here?Copy !req
1486. You're so busy, Dewey Cox, do you
have time to stop and smell the roses?Copy !req
1487. I've got no fucking sense of smell.Copy !req
1488. All right, I'm done.Copy !req
1489. - Come on, folks. Do a little research.
- That would've been nice information.Copy !req
1490. I'm sorry, I must be tired
from the show or something.Copy !req
1491. - It's okay.
- Yeah, Dewey, it's okay.Copy !req
1492. No, it's not okay.
I should be able to do this.Copy !req
1493. We're in no rush.Copy !req
1494. Should we get an
American Indian woman?Copy !req
1495. No, that won't help. I mean,
it should already be pretty exciting.Copy !req
1496. There's three of you.Copy !req
1497. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1498. Yeah.Copy !req
1499. - Dewey.
- Nate?Copy !req
1500. You were supposed
to be double great.Copy !req
1501. What the fuck is this bullshit?Copy !req
1502. - I know.
- All I'm asking...Copy !req
1503. is that you write one
masterpiece...Copy !req
1504. that is the culmination
of your entire life.Copy !req
1505. How hard is that?Copy !req
1506. I'm empty, Nate. What do I do?Copy !req
1507. Dewey, who's the one person in your
life who's made you feel like shit?Copy !req
1508. - Pa.
- You need to talk to him, Dewey.Copy !req
1509. - I don't know.
- You need to hug him.Copy !req
1510. I have been putting this off
my entire life...Copy !req
1511. but I think you might be right.Copy !req
1512. The wrong kid diedCopy !req
1513. Hello, Pa.Copy !req
1514. What do you want?Copy !req
1515. I feel like there's some things
I need to say to you.Copy !req
1516. Well, go on. Talk.Copy !req
1517. I've realized that...Copy !req
1518. I never really said I was sorry
for what happened with Nate.Copy !req
1519. Pa, I've spent my entire life...Copy !req
1520. trying to find love with wives...Copy !req
1521. and hotel clerks...Copy !req
1522. and tollbooth attendants...Copy !req
1523. and giraffes and monkeys
and trampolines...Copy !req
1524. and men who dress like women
and men who look like you.Copy !req
1525. And I realized the only person
I've ever really wanted to love me...Copy !req
1526. was you, Pa.Copy !req
1527. Dewey, I don't know what to say.Copy !req
1528. You don't have to say anything, Pa.Copy !req
1529. I just wanted to come here
and tell you that I loved you...Copy !req
1530. and I always have.Copy !req
1531. I appreciate you finding the courage
to say that, Dewey.Copy !req
1532. But there's only one way
to settle this.Copy !req
1533. - Machetes.
- What?Copy !req
1534. The right kid is gonna die tonight.Copy !req
1535. You've been practicing!Copy !req
1536. No, Pa. No!Copy !req
1537. I been waiting for this
for a long time!Copy !req
1538. You have?Copy !req
1539. Oh, no.Copy !req
1540. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
1541. I halved myself.Copy !req
1542. Pa! No, Pa!Copy !req
1543. Dewey, I guess I never realized
until this moment...Copy !req
1544. just how easy it is to accidentally
cut someone in half.Copy !req
1545. It is, right?Copy !req
1546. I'm sorry for blaming you, Dewey.Copy !req
1547. Of course you didn't mean
to cut Nate in half.Copy !req
1548. It's all so obvious now.Copy !req
1549. Pa.Copy !req
1550. I should've been a better father
to you, Dewey.Copy !req
1551. I wish I spent more time
playing catch with you...Copy !req
1552. and less time training my body
and mind to kill you in a machete fight.Copy !req
1553. You be a better father
than I was, Dewey.Copy !req
1554. I'll try, Pa.Copy !req
1555. It shouldn't be that hard.Copy !req
1556. In case I don't make it...Copy !req
1557. Pa! You're gonna make it!
It's the 1970s!Copy !req
1558. They got all kinds of new procedures
that can attach tops to bottoms now!Copy !req
1559. Hang in there! You're gonna be fine!Copy !req
1560. I reckon you're probably right.
Now, go call the doctor...Copy !req
1561. - ... and bring me some ice, a lot of ice.
- Some ice.Copy !req
1562. And a tourniquet.
Don't forget a tourniquet.Copy !req
1563. - All right, ice and a tourniquet?
- Ice and a tourniquet.Copy !req
1564. - And a tourniquet.
- Don't forget that tourniquet.Copy !req
1565. And you know those three words
you always wanted to hear, Dewey?Copy !req
1566. Well, here they are.Copy !req
1567. I love...Copy !req
1568. You love what?Copy !req
1569. Pa, you love what?Copy !req
1570. What was the third word?Copy !req
1571. Come on, one more word!Copy !req
1572. No!Copy !req
1573. I want all you fucking parasites
out of my house...Copy !req
1574. right now!Copy !req
1575. I said, everybody out!Copy !req
1576. Well, look at you,
you arrogant cocksucker.Copy !req
1577. - How dare you.
- What happened to you, Dewey?Copy !req
1578. I don't know what's happened to me,
but I know what happened to you.Copy !req
1579. Patrick Duffy took a beating.Copy !req
1580. Stop it, Dewey, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
1581. Stop it! Patrick Duffy was only
saying what we were all feeling.Copy !req
1582. You get the hell away from me,
Cheryl Cox-Tiegs!Copy !req
1583. If you tear that sink off the wall,
I'm leaving you.Copy !req
1584. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1585. I'm leaving you, Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1586. No!Copy !req
1587. Dad?Copy !req
1588. Yes, what is it, son?Copy !req
1589. I was just wondering
if you wanna have a catch.Copy !req
1590. A catch?Copy !req
1591. Son...Copy !req
1592. there is nothing in this world
I want more...Copy !req
1593. than to have a catch with you.Copy !req
1594. Son, forgive me,
this is going to sound strange...Copy !req
1595. but what is your name again?Copy !req
1596. I'm Dewey Junior,
but my friends call me Dewdrop.Copy !req
1597. Well...Copy !req
1598. It's nice to formally meet you,
Dewdrop.Copy !req
1599. So this is catch.Copy !req
1600. This is what I been missing out
on all them years on the road, huh?Copy !req
1601. I like it. It's wonderful. You throw
it to me, I throw it back to you.Copy !req
1602. It's so simple, and yet so powerful.Copy !req
1603. Boy, you're really terrible
at this game.Copy !req
1604. Well, I mean, you never really
played with me before.Copy !req
1605. How am I supposed to learn?
A boy needs a dad.Copy !req
1606. Yes, he does.Copy !req
1607. Well, I reckon we got some lost time
to make up, you and me.Copy !req
1608. And all your brothers and sisters.
How many of you are there?Copy !req
1609. Twenty-two brothers and sisters. And
also 14 half-brothers and half-sisters.Copy !req
1610. Holy shit.Copy !req
1611. This may take a while.Copy !req
1612. That's real good.Copy !req
1613. So beautiful.Copy !req
1614. Are you sure you're one of mine?Copy !req
1615. Go ahead and taste some dirt.Copy !req
1616. That's good dirt. That's good dirt.Copy !req
1617. On the surface,
Macbeth is about revenge.Copy !req
1618. But what is the subtext?Copy !req
1619. A power struggle for the Scottish
royal family. That's what it is.Copy !req
1620. I just gave you it.
That one's a mulligan.Copy !req
1621. Yeah.Copy !req
1622. Hello, Dewey.Copy !req
1623. Darlene.Copy !req
1624. It's Dewina's birthday. I brought her
a present. It's a bracelet.Copy !req
1625. How's Glen Campbell?Copy !req
1626. He and I split up a long time ago.Copy !req
1627. Really?Copy !req
1628. It's just me these days.Copy !req
1629. At age 50.Copy !req
1630. Would you care to take a walk
with me, Darlene Madison?Copy !req
1631. I haven't been playing much music.Copy !req
1632. I realize now I wasn't much of a father
when I was out on the road.Copy !req
1633. Now this is what makes me happy.Copy !req
1634. Not the music, not getting high...Copy !req
1635. just my family.Copy !req
1636. That's all I care about.Copy !req
1637. And that family is missing one piece,
Darlene.Copy !req
1638. My God, you're as beautiful
as the day I met you.Copy !req
1639. You don't want this dirty old Cox.Copy !req
1640. Oh, I want it more than ever.Copy !req
1641. Did you wash your hair today?Copy !req
1642. I sure did. How could you tell?Copy !req
1643. It smells terrific.Copy !req
1644. I smelt it.Copy !req
1645. You mean...?Copy !req
1646. I smelt it!Copy !req
1647. I can smell again!Copy !req
1648. I smelt it!Copy !req
1649. - I smell you.
- Smell it.Copy !req
1650. Oh, you've been driving a while.Copy !req
1651. I smelt it! I smelt it!Copy !req
1652. I smelt it, God!Copy !req
1653. It's a miracle!Copy !req
1654. I smell you, flowers.Copy !req
1655. I smell you, twig.Copy !req
1656. I smell horseshit!Copy !req
1657. It's horrible!Copy !req
1658. - But I can smell it!
- Smell that shit, baby!Copy !req
1659. I smelt it.Copy !req
1660. Anyway, that's when I learned...Copy !req
1661. that Quaaludes and water-skiing
do not mix.Copy !req
1662. Now, you remember that.Copy !req
1663. How come you did all of that stuff,
Grandpa?Copy !req
1664. Well, Dewey Rahim, I'll tell you.
I was young and stupid then.Copy !req
1665. I didn't understand a lot of things.Copy !req
1666. Think it had to do with how
I was reared as a boy.Copy !req
1667. But, you know, I got no complaints.Copy !req
1668. It's been a beautiful ride.Copy !req
1669. A beautiful ride?Copy !req
1670. A beautiful ride.Copy !req
1671. Dewey, sweetheart,
there's someone here to see you.Copy !req
1672. Mr. Cox.Copy !req
1673. I'm sorry, have we met?Copy !req
1674. You worked with my father,
Kvetch L'Chaim.Copy !req
1675. You're Mr. L'Chaim's boy?Copy !req
1676. Dreidel L'Chaim, that's me.Copy !req
1677. Well, it's nice to see you again,
Dreidel L'Chaim.Copy !req
1678. The pleasure's all mine.Copy !req
1679. Listen, Mr. Cox,
there's something I want to show you.Copy !req
1680. I never rock a fella
But I rock a CinderellaCopy !req
1681. While she's sittin' in between
A nigga's legs like a celloCopy !req
1682. Must be those pair of double-DsCopy !req
1683. That got a nigga sittin'
Rock-hard in his jeansCopy !req
1684. Time to play
Make your mouth into a hole, yoCopy !req
1685. Tell me how I feel
When I'm rockin' your boatCopy !req
1686. - I wanna make you fuckin'
- HardCopy !req
1687. I'm so wet, I gotta make youCopy !req
1688. HardCopy !req
1689. Mr. L'Chaim, how could you
allow them to do such a thing...Copy !req
1690. with my husband's music?Copy !req
1691. Through the roof, we're selling.Copy !req
1692. Lil' Nutzzak. That's the rapper.
Sweet kid.Copy !req
1693. Anyway, he's introduced
a whole new generation...Copy !req
1694. to the magic of Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1695. You could even play together.
Cox and Lil' Nutzzak. What a package.Copy !req
1696. Anyway, as if that was not enough...Copy !req
1697. they're giving Dewey the Lifetime
Achievement Award next month.Copy !req
1698. The Lifetime Achievement Award?Copy !req
1699. Baby, that's wonderful.Copy !req
1700. You go on TV, they give you the award,
you play a song, it's a magical thing.Copy !req
1701. I can't go on TV and play.Copy !req
1702. - What? Why not?
- Why, Grandpa?Copy !req
1703. Hell, I'm 71 years old. I don't even
know if I can rock no more.Copy !req
1704. Of course you can rock, sweetheart.Copy !req
1705. Of course you can rock, sweetheart.Copy !req
1706. Well, I don't know that I can rock.Copy !req
1707. And besides that...Copy !req
1708. I gave that life up for a reason.Copy !req
1709. I'm afraid of the temptations,
Darlene.Copy !req
1710. You can do it, Dewey.
I know you can.Copy !req
1711. Just go out there
and sing your song.Copy !req
1712. I'm gonna need my band.Copy !req
1713. My hip.Copy !req
1714. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
1715. please welcome Jewel, Lyle Lovett
and Jackson Browne.Copy !req
1716. Walk hardCopy !req
1717. HardCopy !req
1718. Down life'sCopy !req
1719. - Rocky road
- Rocky roadCopy !req
1720. Walk boldCopy !req
1721. HardCopy !req
1722. That's my creedCopy !req
1723. - My code
- My codeCopy !req
1724. I been scorned and slandered
And ridiculed tooCopy !req
1725. Had to struggle every day
My whole life throughCopy !req
1726. Seen my share of the worst
This world can giveCopy !req
1727. But I still got a dream
And a burnin' rage to liveCopy !req
1728. - Hi.
- Hey there.Copy !req
1729. Hello.Copy !req
1730. Oh, he is so cute.Copy !req
1731. What are you doing later, Dewey?Copy !req
1732. I am returning to the hotel
with my family.Copy !req
1733. Good night to you.Copy !req
1734. He fucked my grandma.Copy !req
1735. That's awesome.Copy !req
1736. Ghostface Killah.Copy !req
1737. Walking hard
I'm a real hard walkerCopy !req
1738. Fast on the trigger
And a smooth talkerCopy !req
1739. My guns pop out like a jack-in-the-box
I'll cut you in half like Dewey CoxCopy !req
1740. - Walk hard
- My skin stays scarredCopy !req
1741. You can ask GodCopy !req
1742. Lots of ladies unsnapped they brasCopy !req
1743. Ask Lyle Lovett
I had sex on MarsCopy !req
1744. That's how we do it
When we walk hardCopy !req
1745. - Walk hard
- How do I walk? Hard as a stoneCopy !req
1746. How do I walk?
Hard like a boneCopy !req
1747. - Walk hard
- How do I walk? Like a jackhammer toolCopy !req
1748. How do I walk?
Harder than JewelCopy !req
1749. Tell me how we walk
Hard, hard, hard, hardCopy !req
1750. Oh, no. You're adorable.Copy !req
1751. Sam. What are y'all doing in here?Copy !req
1752. Dewey, get out of here.
You don't want no part of this shit.Copy !req
1753. What is it?Copy !req
1754. It's a medication
for erectile dysfunction.Copy !req
1755. It gives you a boner.Copy !req
1756. Not to be used if you have
a heart condition.Copy !req
1757. If boners last for more than four hours,
call more ladies.Copy !req
1758. Well, that does sound tempting.Copy !req
1759. But do you know what, Sam?
I really don't want no part of that shit.Copy !req
1760. Did you hear what I said?
It gives you a boner.Copy !req
1761. Hate to let you down, old friend...Copy !req
1762. but I don't wanna succumb
to the temptations.Copy !req
1763. - My girl
- My girlCopy !req
1764. Talkin' 'bout my girl, yeahCopy !req
1765. My girlCopy !req
1766. The Temptations!Copy !req
1767. When it's cold outsideCopy !req
1768. I got the month of MayCopy !req
1769. Do I still have what it takes?Copy !req
1770. Am I still the man I used to be?Copy !req
1771. And do I even want to be?Copy !req
1772. You're still Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1773. And you're the only man
who ever will be.Copy !req
1774. But is that enough?Copy !req
1775. It's more than enough.Copy !req
1776. Nate. Have I fulfilled my promise
to be double great for the both of us?Copy !req
1777. Are you kidding?
You've made 44 gold records.Copy !req
1778. You've been addicted to,
and then kicked...Copy !req
1779. almost every drug known to man.Copy !req
1780. You slept with 411 women
and three men.Copy !req
1781. Dewey, you have had
an awesome life.Copy !req
1782. I have, haven't I?Copy !req
1783. You sure have.Copy !req
1784. - Pa.
- Son, you learned the hard way.Copy !req
1785. You can't spend all your time
thinking about Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1786. You gotta think about the world
and your family.Copy !req
1787. But then, at the same time...Copy !req
1788. Are you my inner child?Copy !req
1789. - Yeah, Dewey, I'm you.
- He's us.Copy !req
1790. You realized you gotta take care
of Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1791. That's a little different
than what I was saying.Copy !req
1792. You're all right.Copy !req
1793. Pa, inner child, Nate,
my own reflection.Copy !req
1794. I've learned that I can't spend
all my time thinking about Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1795. And I've also learned
I need to love Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1796. I can't spend all my time
thinking about other people.Copy !req
1797. I have to focus on myself.Copy !req
1798. But also not focus on myself
and instead focus on other people.Copy !req
1799. It's all so clear now.Copy !req
1800. It's not about yourself
and other people.Copy !req
1801. - Mama.
- It's about the music.Copy !req
1802. - It's about the music.
- It always has been.Copy !req
1803. It always has been.Copy !req
1804. It always has been.Copy !req
1805. - Who are you?
- I'm your feminine side.Copy !req
1806. I've been waiting for you
to get in touch with me.Copy !req
1807. We heard him sing
about walking hard...Copy !req
1808. and we learned a little something
about how we wanted to walk.Copy !req
1809. What do we think about
when we think about Cox?Copy !req
1810. He's been called the Drifter.Copy !req
1811. Also the Shape Shifter,
the Master Chef, the Chameleon.Copy !req
1812. The Problem Child. The Hard One.Copy !req
1813. The White Indian. The Giant Midget.Copy !req
1814. If Elvis and Buddy Holly are
the Cain and Abel of rock 'n' roll...Copy !req
1815. and Bruce Springsteen
is Zechariah...Copy !req
1816. Iggy Pop is Methuselah...Copy !req
1817. and, of course, Neil Young
is the wise prophet Ezekiel...Copy !req
1818. then what does
that make Dewey Cox?Copy !req
1819. Well, I don't know what God...Copy !req
1820. Mr. Cox?Copy !req
1821. I don't wanna rush him,
but he goes on in a minute.Copy !req
1822. Ladies and gentlemen,
it is my great honor to introduce...Copy !req
1823. for the first time on-stage
in 25 years...Copy !req
1824. performing his final masterpiece...Copy !req
1825. that will sum up his entire life...Copy !req
1826. Mr. Cox?Copy !req
1827. the one, the only...Copy !req
1828. I'm ready.Copy !req
1829. Mr. Dewey Cox.Copy !req
1830. Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1831. You'll forgive me if I'm a bit rusty.Copy !req
1832. This is the first song I've written
in a very long time.Copy !req
1833. I hope you enjoy it.Copy !req
1834. Now that I have livedCopy !req
1835. A lifetime's worth of daysCopy !req
1836. Finally I seeCopy !req
1837. The folly of my waysCopy !req
1838. So listen when I sing ofCopy !req
1839. The temptations of this worldCopy !req
1840. Fancy cars and needlesCopy !req
1841. Whiskey, flesh and pearlsCopy !req
1842. And then in the endCopy !req
1843. It's family and friendsCopy !req
1844. Loving yourselfCopy !req
1845. But not only yourselfCopy !req
1846. It's about the good walk
And the hard walkCopy !req
1847. And the young girls you've made cryCopy !req
1848. It's about make a little music
Every day till you dieCopy !req
1849. It's a beautiful rideCopy !req
1850. Beautiful rideCopy !req
1851. A beautiful rideCopy !req
1852. Beautiful rideCopy !req
1853. BeautifulCopy !req
1854. Beautiful rideCopy !req
1855. As I stand on the precipice of deathCopy !req
1856. My perspective is enormousCopy !req
1857. Every leaf, every cloudCopy !req
1858. I see the hands
Which have formed usCopy !req
1859. And some days all you gotCopy !req
1860. ls a nighttime graveyard walkCopy !req
1861. And you whistle some sweet melodyCopy !req
1862. To the ghosts down at the dockCopy !req
1863. Sing into your handCopy !req
1864. Lead the marching bandCopy !req
1865. Don't you let 'em fade
Your colors grayCopy !req
1866. 'Cause when all is said and doneCopy !req
1867. When youth is spent and burnedCopy !req
1868. You'll see that it's all aboutCopy !req
1869. MusicCopy !req
1870. FlowersCopy !req
1871. BabiesCopy !req
1872. Sharin' the good timesCopy !req
1873. Travelin' not just for businessCopy !req
1874. Accepting your mortalityCopy !req
1875. This is finally what I've learnedCopy !req
1876. And then in the endCopy !req
1877. It's family and friendsCopy !req
1878. Loving yourselfCopy !req
1879. But not only yourselfCopy !req
1880. It's about the good walk
And the hard walkCopy !req
1881. And the young girls you've made cryCopy !req
1882. It's about make a little music
Every day till you dieCopy !req
1883. It's a beautiful rideCopy !req
1884. Beautiful rideCopy !req
1885. Beautiful rideCopy !req
1886. BeautifulCopy !req
1887. Beautiful rideCopy !req
1888. Beautiful rideCopy !req
1889. Beautiful rideCopy !req
1890. BeautifulCopy !req
1891. Beautiful rideCopy !req
1892. Walk hardCopy !req
1893. HardCopy !req
1894. Down life'sCopy !req
1895. Rocky roadCopy !req
1896. Walk boldCopy !req
1897. HardCopy !req
1898. That's my creedCopy !req
1899. My codeCopy !req
1900. Walk hardCopy !req
1901. Walk hardCopy !req
1902. Walk hardCopy !req
1903. Walk hardCopy !req