1. All right.
Off you go.Copy !req
2. Happy Christmas, teacher!Copy !req
3. - Happy new year.
- Thank you, Dave.Copy !req
4. Give my love to your
girlfriend in Sydney, sir.Copy !req
5. I'll do that, sir, thank you.Copy !req
6. Have a happy holiday, sir.Copy !req
7. And you, Chris, thank you.
Enjoy yourself.Copy !req
8. For your collection, sir.Copy !req
9. Thank you very much, Lou.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
10. So I'll see you next year, mate.Copy !req
11. Shut up!Copy !req
12. A middy, please, Charlie.Copy !req
13. Having one yourself?Copy !req
14. Yeah.Copy !req
15. You've, uh,Copy !req
16. got snakes in your pocket, have you?Copy !req
17. Mmm...Copy !req
18. Keys.Copy !req
19. Will you be wanting your
room when you come back?Copy !req
20. Where else would I stay?Copy !req
21. But if you getCopy !req
22. a flood of tourists or anything, Charlie,Copy !req
23. I can always stay in the schoolhouse.Copy !req
24. See you in six weeks, huh?Copy !req
25. Not if I can rob a bank.Copy !req
26. - Sure, Ned Kelly.
- Mmm.Copy !req
27. See you, then.Copy !req
28. Uh-huh.Copy !req
29. Excuse me, please.Copy !req
30. Oi, fella, come and have a beer with us.Copy !req
31. No. No, thanks.Copy !req
32. Come on, come and have a beer.Copy !req
33. New to the Yabba?Copy !req
34. Yes.Copy !req
35. Staying long?Copy !req
36. No, just tonight.Copy !req
37. Oh, that's hard luck.Copy !req
38. Want to see a bit more
of the Yabba than that.Copy !req
39. You think it's worth seeing?Copy !req
40. It's the best place in Australia.Copy !req
41. Everybody likes the Yabba.Copy !req
42. Why?Copy !req
43. Well, it's a friendly place.Copy !req
44. Nobody worries who you are
or where you come from.Copy !req
45. You're a good bloke, you're all right.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
46. Excuse me.Copy !req
47. Do you have a room for John grant?
I made a booking by letter.Copy !req
48. Oh, I'm only staying the night.Copy !req
49. I'm flying to Sydney in the morning.Copy !req
50. You have to pay now.Copy !req
51. I think we can manage that.Copy !req
52. It'll be $4.Copy !req
53. There's $1 deposit on the keys.Copy !req
54. You'll get that back when
you bring the keys back.Copy !req
55. Thank you.Copy !req
56. Could you tell me where
room seven is, please?Copy !req
57. Up the steps and down
the corridor to the right.Copy !req
58. Hey. Shut it, mate.
We're closed.Copy !req
59. Excuse me.Copy !req
60. You're new to the Yabba?Copy !req
61. Well, I just dropped in for the night.Copy !req
62. I'm flying to Sydney in the morning.Copy !req
63. Uh-huh.Copy !req
64. - Come far?
- Tiboonda.Copy !req
65. Ah, nice little place.Copy !req
66. Do you like it?Copy !req
67. Paradise on earth.Copy !req
68. Yeah.Copy !req
69. What do you do out there?Copy !req
70. Oh, I'm a bonded slave of
the education department.Copy !req
71. I'm a school teacher.Copy !req
72. Oh, yes.Copy !req
73. You took over from old
Murchison, didn't you?Copy !req
74. McDonald, his name is.Copy !req
75. Of course.
And you're, uh...Copy !req
76. Grant.Copy !req
77. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
78. Well, I'll be blown.
Crawford's the name.Copy !req
79. Jock Crawford.Copy !req
80. John grant.Copy !req
81. I'm pleased to know you, Jack.
What about another beer?Copy !req
82. Thanks, Mr. Crawford.Copy !req
83. - Here you are, Jack.
- Thanks.Copy !req
84. You, uh...Copy !req
85. You say you're a slave.Copy !req
86. What do you mean by that?Copy !req
87. You wouldn't know how our
educational authoritiesCopy !req
88. get teachers for the outback?Copy !req
89. Wouldn't have a clue, mate.Copy !req
90. Now, a new teacher has
to post a bond for $1,000.Copy !req
91. That 1,000 guarantees you'll
serve out your contractCopy !req
92. wherever they send you.Copy !req
93. Oh, well. I suppose they
know what they're doing.Copy !req
94. You clever blokes never like to
stop in the one spot long, do you?Copy !req
95. Depends on the place.Copy !req
96. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
97. Well, never mind, Jack.Copy !req
98. You can always come to the
Yabba for your holidays.Copy !req
99. Good luck.Copy !req
100. Yes, that's something to look forward to.Copy !req
101. No, thanks, I'll be running along.Copy !req
102. Police have much to do in Bundanyabba?Copy !req
103. No. No, not really.Copy !req
104. We sort of...Copy !req
105. We just sort of keep an eye on things.Copy !req
106. Honestest little town in
Australia, this is, mate.Copy !req
107. But, mind you, there are not too manyCopy !req
108. game enough to try anything around here.Copy !req
109. You see, we're so isolated,
there's nowhere to go.Copy !req
110. We get 'em, and quick.Copy !req
111. Sounds like an easy life.Copy !req
112. Yeah, not bad.Copy !req
113. Of course, we do have a few suicides.Copy !req
114. Yeah?Copy !req
115. Yeah. Yeah,
they reckon it's the heat.Copy !req
116. Me...
I like the heat.Copy !req
117. Yeah, it's one way of getting out of town.Copy !req
118. What is?Copy !req
119. Killing yourself.Copy !req
120. Hey, that's good. I like a
bloke with a sense of humor.Copy !req
121. Oh... killing yourself.Copy !req
122. Two more, Kate.Copy !req
123. Have you ever been anywhere else?Copy !req
124. Yeah. Did three months'
training in the city.Copy !req
125. Didn't like it.Copy !req
126. A couple more?Copy !req
127. Here, give us your dough.
I'll get 'em quicker than you.Copy !req
128. Here you are. I slung your
change to the steward.Copy !req
129. Told him it was yours.Copy !req
130. Do you a bit of good
when you come back again.Copy !req
131. Get up, get up.Copy !req
132. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
133. let us pay a tribute
to our fallen comrades.Copy !req
134. They shall grow not old,
as we that are left grow old.Copy !req
135. Age shall not weary them,
nor the years condemn.Copy !req
136. At the going down of the sun,
and in the morning,Copy !req
137. we will remember them.Copy !req
138. We will remember them.Copy !req
139. Lest we forget.Copy !req
140. Lest we forget.Copy !req
141. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
142. No, as long as they close before
the show, they're shut...Copy !req
143. Come on, the beer's real good here.Copy !req
144. Oh, no, jock. No, I'll pass
out if I don't eat soon.Copy !req
145. Well, it's easy to see
you're not a Yabba man.Copy !req
146. A Yabba man!Copy !req
147. A Yabba man...
You're the Yabba man, jock.Copy !req
148. The Bundanyabba man.Copy !req
149. All right, all right.Copy !req
150. Come on, I'll show you where
you can get a real good steak.Copy !req
151. This is a mate of mine, John grant.
You can let him in anytime.Copy !req
152. He's all right.Copy !req
153. How's it going there, jock?Copy !req
154. Oh, not too bad, Jim.
How's it with you?Copy !req
155. Great.Copy !req
156. Hey, Joe. Put a steak on
for me mate, will you?Copy !req
157. Yeah, lovely. Hey, Tim.
One steak, mate.Copy !req
158. Oh, rare, please.Copy !req
159. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
160. How's the missus?Copy !req
161. Oh, she was a bit crook last week.
She all right now, jock.Copy !req
162. - And the kid?
- Oh, this kid's gold.Copy !req
163. You tell him to stop missing
school or I'll have you.Copy !req
164. All right, mate.Copy !req
165. Come on, I'll show you
inside while we're waiting.Copy !req
166. All right.Copy !req
167. Biggest two-up game
in Australia, Jack.Copy !req
168. Right on, fellas.
I want 100 in the middle.Copy !req
169. The spinner's the bloke with the kip.Copy !req
170. Kip?Copy !req
171. Yeah, the bit of wood
they put the pennies on.Copy !req
172. He's just dropped $100 in the center.Copy !req
173. That's got to be covered
before they can spin 'em.Copy !req
174. Now it's been covered, they can
all get in for a side bet.Copy !req
175. Heads, heads, heads...Copy !req
176. Tails. Tails.Copy !req
177. - Who wants to go on the heads?
- Put 50 on heads.Copy !req
178. You know, the little fella with the
kip's a fella named Charlie Jones.Copy !req
179. Comes in here every Friday
night with his pay packet.Copy !req
180. Bets are closing.Copy !req
181. Clear a space.Copy !req
182. Quiet! Hey!Copy !req
183. Settle down, settle down.
What do you think it is?Copy !req
184. Fair go, chaps.Copy !req
185. Heads!Copy !req
186. Do you get the idea now, Jack?Copy !req
187. Well, you just bet on whether the
pennies come down heads or tails.Copy !req
188. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
189. You think this crowd will be at eachCopy !req
190. other's throats when they settle?Copy !req
191. Ah, there's hardly a fight.Copy !req
192. Each man knows what's coming to
him, he just goes and gets it.Copy !req
193. Heads, heads, heads...Copy !req
194. Tails, tails, tails...Copy !req
195. Sixty on tails...Copy !req
196. Fair go.Copy !req
197. Watch your feet now.Copy !req
198. Watch yourself there.Copy !req
199. Wait for it. Wait for it now.Copy !req
200. Heads!Copy !req
201. Four hundred, Charlie,
what do you wanna do?Copy !req
202. Put the lot on.Copy !req
203. Yeah, Charlie always goes for 800 or bust.Copy !req
204. You gotta throw four heads
in a row to do it, too.Copy !req
205. Come on now, hurry up.
Get 'em on.Copy !req
206. And what does he do with the winnings?Copy !req
207. Well, nothing.Copy !req
208. Simmer down, boys.Copy !req
209. Settle down.Copy !req
210. Put 'em on, Charlie, now, come on.Copy !req
211. When you're ready, Charles.Copy !req
212. When you're ready.Copy !req
213. Fair go.Copy !req
214. Fair go.Copy !req
215. Heads.Copy !req
216. Beauty, Charlie.Copy !req
217. You're casting a spell around here.Copy !req
218. There's a nice
simple-minded game.Copy !req
219. My steak's probably ready.Copy !req
220. Yeah, come on.Copy !req
221. Here you are.
That'll be a dollar, son.Copy !req
222. There's a clean place here, Jack.Copy !req
223. Oh.Copy !req
224. Well, I'll have to be pushing along.Copy !req
225. Oh, thanks, jock. Thanks
for showing me around.Copy !req
226. Oh, that's all right.Copy !req
227. And that'll be the best dollar's worthCopy !req
228. you'll ever have in your life, Matey.Copy !req
229. All the little devils are proud of hell.Copy !req
230. Two heads.Copy !req
231. Do you mean you don't think the YabbaCopy !req
232. is the greatest little place on earth?Copy !req
233. It could be worse.Copy !req
234. How?Copy !req
235. The supply of beer could run out.Copy !req
236. Hey, aren't you going to eat that?Copy !req
237. No.Copy !req
238. Why did you say that?Copy !req
239. Say what?Copy !req
240. Well, about them being proud of hell.Copy !req
241. Discontent is a luxury
of the well-to-do.Copy !req
242. If you gotta live here,
you might as well like it.Copy !req
243. Why don't you like Crawford?Copy !req
244. Jock?Copy !req
245. The touch of his hairy hand offends you.Copy !req
246. I'm just bored with it.
The aggressive hospitality,Copy !req
247. the arrogance of stupid peopleCopy !req
248. who insist you should be
as stupid as they are.Copy !req
249. It's death to farm out here.Copy !req
250. It's worse than death in the mines.Copy !req
251. Do you want them to sing opera as well?Copy !req
252. And what do you do?Copy !req
253. I drink.Copy !req
254. This beer's gone warm.Copy !req
255. I...Copy !req
256. Heads.Copy !req
257. Here you are, doc.Copy !req
258. Thanks, Joe.Copy !req
259. It's a spinner's night,
nearly two-to-one on heads.Copy !req
260. Good on you, doc.Copy !req
261. Good on you... mate.Copy !req
262. You want to bet on tails, son?Copy !req
263. Fifty for the guy in the
jacket over there, slim.Copy !req
264. Fair go.Copy !req
265. When you're ready there, Brian.Copy !req
266. No betting when I say fair go.
Fair go, Brian.Copy !req
267. Fair go.Copy !req
268. Two tails!Copy !req
269. Anybody seen a bloke with a coat on?Copy !req
270. Where's that bloke in a coat?Copy !req
271. Here! Here.Copy !req
272. Thought I lost you, mate.Copy !req
273. Move over!Copy !req
274. Sit down here, son.Copy !req
275. How many heads up?Copy !req
276. Heads, heads! I bet on heads.Copy !req
277. Anyone betting on tails?Copy !req
278. No, on heads.Copy !req
279. Tails, 100!Copy !req
280. You're covered!Copy !req
281. - A hundred for you?
- Yes.Copy !req
282. You're on a head.Copy !req
283. Anymore tails?Copy !req
284. Will you place your bets
and take your seats?Copy !req
285. Sorry, son.Copy !req
286. Be quiet!Copy !req
287. When you're ready for it.Copy !req
288. Fair go.Copy !req
289. They're up!Copy !req
290. - Play for now.
- Hold it!Copy !req
291. - Heads!
- All right.Copy !req
292. When you're ready.Copy !req
293. Don't forget, every Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday night!Copy !req
294. Early start Christmas Eve, boys!Copy !req
295. Bring your own money, anybody's girl.Copy !req
296. Leaving it all on heads, mate?Copy !req
297. Two hundred on tails.Copy !req
298. I'll have 100.Copy !req
299. You're on.Copy !req
300. - What are you backing, mate?
- Tails.Copy !req
301. You're set.Copy !req
302. I'll back a head.
I'll back... you're up?Copy !req
303. Thanks, mate.Copy !req
304. You're too noisy!Copy !req
305. Fair go, spinner.
When you're ready.Copy !req
306. One of each, which is no result.Copy !req
307. Fair go.Copy !req
308. Fair go!Copy !req
309. Tails, they are!Copy !req
310. Whoo!Copy !req
311. $1,000.Copy !req
312. Just...Copy !req
313. Just one more spin,Copy !req
314. and you're out of it.Copy !req
315. Out of teaching.Copy !req
316. Out of Tiboonda.Copy !req
317. Toss? Toss?Copy !req
318. Toss? Toss?Copy !req
319. Who wants to toss?Copy !req
320. Yes!Copy !req
321. Here you are, son.Copy !req
322. How much you tossing for?Copy !req
323. $400 on tails.Copy !req
324. You can't spin for tails, mate.Copy !req
325. The spinner always spins for heads.Copy !req
326. - Heads.
- On a head.Copy !req
327. Four hundred, Charlie.Copy !req
328. Watch out, imbecile! Watch
where you're going, you mug.Copy !req
329. When you're right now.Copy !req
330. Come on, out of the ring, you blokes.Copy !req
331. Fair go, son.Copy !req
332. Heads.Copy !req
333. Settle down!Copy !req
334. No, son. You gotta put 'em
above your head and spin it.Copy !req
335. - All right?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
336. When you're right now.Copy !req
337. Wait for it now.Copy !req
338. When you're right.Copy !req
339. Fair go.Copy !req
340. Tails, two tails.Copy !req
341. What, still here, Jack?Copy !req
342. Hmm? Mmm.Copy !req
343. How goes it?Copy !req
344. Well, jock.Copy !req
345. Look, um, will they cash a
check for me in this place?Copy !req
346. Yeah, for how much?Copy !req
347. Two hundred and ninety dollars.Copy !req
348. - Gonna try the game, eh?
- Yes.Copy !req
349. Two-ninety on heads.Copy !req
350. Well, he's on heads now.Copy !req
351. What are you betting on, mate?Copy !req
352. Two-ninety on heads.Copy !req
353. You're on.Copy !req
354. Can you... can you tell me
where the labor exchange is?Copy !req
355. Turn left as you go out,
second street, turn right,Copy !req
356. next street, turn left, it's on the right.Copy !req
357. Yeah, so I say to this mug, I
said, "you better get out.Copy !req
358. "You're barred from the pub.Copy !req
359. "Every time you come in
here, you put on trouble."Copy !req
360. And then, all of a sudden, he turned it on.Copy !req
361. I grabbed him by the scruff
of the neck and I hit him.Copy !req
362. Done the knuckle in.Copy !req
363. Knuckle's squished up back here.Copy !req
364. Yeah, it's been six weeks.Copy !req
365. All these mugs I get in here.
They want to try you out.Copy !req
366. They all come from far
and wide to try you out.Copy !req
367. Hot?Copy !req
368. Hot.Copy !req
369. New to the Yabba?Copy !req
370. New to the Yabba.Copy !req
371. Like the old place?Copy !req
372. No, I think it's bloody awful.Copy !req
373. You don't like the Yabba?Copy !req
374. No.Copy !req
375. Will you have a drink?Copy !req
376. No, I'm toying with this one, thanks.Copy !req
377. Well, drink it down, I'll buy you another.Copy !req
378. Look, I'm flat broke and
I can't afford to drink!Copy !req
379. What's that go to do with it, man?Copy !req
380. I said I'd buy you a drink!
You don't have to buy me one!Copy !req
381. Now, drink it down!Copy !req
382. Two middies, Keith.
Don't forget the tomato juice.Copy !req
383. I'm Tim Hynes.Copy !req
384. John grant.Copy !req
385. Hey. Good shot.Copy !req
386. Are you a Mason?Copy !req
387. What? No!Copy !req
388. You're in the buffs.Copy !req
389. In the what?Copy !req
390. In the buffs.Copy !req
391. The buffs?Copy !req
392. Are you a member of the buffalo lodge?Copy !req
393. No.
Never heard of it.Copy !req
394. Not a Mason, not a buff.Copy !req
395. No.Copy !req
396. Ah, you'll be a Roman catholic, then.Copy !req
397. Oh, no, I'm not.Copy !req
398. Well, what are you going to do?Copy !req
399. You're not a buff?Copy !req
400. I am not a buff.Copy !req
401. Poor old John.Copy !req
402. Poor old John.Copy !req
403. Well, we better have another beer.Copy !req
404. Hey!Copy !req
405. I was just checking your oil.Copy !req
406. Now, come on, John.Copy !req
407. Hey, Keith, a couple of beers!Copy !req
408. Well, here we are, John.Copy !req
409. - Home, sweet home.
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
410. Grab yourself a seat, John,
I'll tell Janette we're here.Copy !req
411. Janette! Put these in
the fridge, will you?Copy !req
412. Oh, I brought a friend back, so set
another place for lunch, will you?Copy !req
413. Oh!Copy !req
414. How do you do?Copy !req
415. Fine.Copy !req
416. How are you?Copy !req
417. I really must apologize for
landing on you like this.Copy !req
418. Mr. Hynes more
or less insisted.Copy !req
419. He usually does.Copy !req
420. Oh, my name's John grant.Copy !req
421. I'm Janette Hynes.Copy !req
422. Oh.Copy !req
423. Thanks.Copy !req
424. Over the teeth and round the gums,
look out belly, here it comes!Copy !req
425. Just a little quickie before lunch.Copy !req
426. Lunch is ready now, daddy.Copy !req
427. I know.Copy !req
428. But firstly, John and I
must have an aperitif.Copy !req
429. Ah.Copy !req
430. John, old man,Copy !req
431. about your troubles,Copy !req
432. a terrible thing,
you losing all that money.Copy !req
433. You have no idea...Copy !req
434. No, it was somewhere between
the train and the hotel.Copy !req
435. Hmm.Copy !req
436. I could put a call through to Sydney.Copy !req
437. No, there's no one
there I could borrow from.Copy !req
438. John, I'd love to lend you some...Copy !req
439. No, no. No, no, no. I wouldn't,
really, I'll be all right.Copy !req
440. Ah, you're a good bloke.Copy !req
441. We'll think of something.Copy !req
442. Now, don't you worry, lad.Copy !req
443. - Right.
- And drink up.Copy !req
444. Drink up.Copy !req
445. I say!Copy !req
446. Wake up, Tim!Copy !req
447. Well, that's... That's dick and
Joe, couple of old mates of mine.Copy !req
448. I want you to meet them.Copy !req
449. Come on in, boys.
Come on in.Copy !req
450. Am I glad to see you!Copy !req
451. You look bloody awful, mate.Copy !req
452. I feel bloody awful!Copy !req
453. Hey!Copy !req
454. Too much of the old booze.Copy !req
455. Oh, cut it out, boys, will you?
Stop it!Copy !req
456. Hey. Let's all
have a drink.Copy !req
457. - Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
- What, what?Copy !req
458. Who's your mate?Copy !req
459. Who? Oh, he...
Oh, that's John.Copy !req
460. This is, uh, dick and Joe.Copy !req
461. You're an ignorant bludger.Copy !req
462. - G'day.
- How are you?Copy !req
463. - G'day, John.
- How are you?Copy !req
464. Uh, you're new to the Yabba, are you, John?Copy !req
465. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
466. Hmm.Copy !req
467. G'day, Janette.Copy !req
468. Pretty as ever, eh?Copy !req
469. Missed me.Copy !req
470. Tim, I'll be moving off now.
Thanks for your hospitality.Copy !req
471. Moving off?Copy !req
472. Where would you be going, lad?Copy !req
473. Well, I've...Copy !req
474. Well, I've gotta look for work.Copy !req
475. On a Saturday?Copy !req
476. Look, why don't you just hang around?Copy !req
477. We'll fix you up.Copy !req
478. Look, just drink your beer,Copy !req
479. sit down, stop worrying, huh?Copy !req
480. John's got a bit of trouble,
but nothing to worry about.Copy !req
481. She'll be right, mate.Copy !req
482. Drink up.Copy !req
483. - Cheers.
- Cheers.Copy !req
484. Hey.Copy !req
485. - Hey, Tim.
- Yeah?Copy !req
486. I got news for you, mate.Copy !req
487. What do you think?Copy !req
488. What do you think?Copy !req
489. You got piles.Copy !req
490. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
491. You know Stanley's brindle bitch?Copy !req
492. - Yeah.
- Sold her to me.Copy !req
493. - English bred.
- You're a liar.Copy !req
494. It's the truth.Copy !req
495. She's got a broken leg.Copy !req
496. I'm not ribbing you,
mate, he sold her to me.Copy !req
497. A great dog. A great dog!Copy !req
498. A great dog.Copy !req
499. Good dog.Copy !req
500. Come off it, mate.Copy !req
501. This'll be one of the best bloody
dogs I've ever seen after roos.Copy !req
502. Eh?Copy !req
503. You've gotta be kidding!Copy !req
504. What makes a good dog?Copy !req
505. Can I help you?Copy !req
506. So, we let this ferret go
down the rabbit's burrow...Copy !req
507. I studied history and literature.Copy !req
508. And what can you do with thatCopy !req
509. if your parents are nobody
and you have no money?Copy !req
510. Oh, I know I can teach, but...Copy !req
511. I'd really like to get to england.Copy !req
512. Well, this is bad enough,
but even Sydney, it's...Copy !req
513. I'd really like to get to england.Copy !req
514. What would you do there?Copy !req
515. Journalism.Copy !req
516. Do you have a girl?Copy !req
517. Yes, in Sydney.Copy !req
518. What's her name?Copy !req
519. Robyn.Copy !req
520. Robyn.Copy !req
521. What's she like?Copy !req
522. Robyn.Copy !req
523. Would you take her to england with you?Copy !req
524. Yes.Copy !req
525. Yes.Copy !req
526. Ooh!Copy !req
527. - Those are Saint Mary's.
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
528. Yeah?Copy !req
529. What's the matter with him? He'd
rather talk to a woman than drink?Copy !req
530. School teacher.Copy !req
531. Oh.Copy !req
532. Then we agreed, before the game
started, there was a $5 limit.Copy !req
533. No, there was no agreement, mate.Copy !req
534. Wait, wait, was that...Copy !req
535. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
536. There was no agreement made.Copy !req
537. Go on, you blokes, just...Copy !req
538. Was there any bloody agreement made?Copy !req
539. - I don't know.
- No.Copy !req
540. I hate to remind you this is my house...Copy !req
541. You're always bloody interrupting...Copy !req
542. It's got nothing to doCopy !req
543. with whose bloody house it is.Copy !req
544. Doc Tydon, you old bastard.Copy !req
545. - How do you know that?
- Great to see you.Copy !req
546. Hi, boys.Copy !req
547. Have yourself a beer,
I got five aces coming up.Copy !req
548. If you're playing cards with
this lot, you'll need a doctorCopy !req
549. before the night is out.Copy !req
550. Why do you stay in Bundanyabba?Copy !req
551. No, I'm surprised, I mean, you'reCopy !req
552. pretty and...Copy !req
553. And there's a shortage of
pretty girls in this town.Copy !req
554. Ah, it's beautiful.
Smell that.Copy !req
555. Peppercorn.Copy !req
556. Is it because of your father?Copy !req
557. Sorry.Copy !req
558. The moonlight like snowCopy !req
559. upon the desert's dusty face.Copy !req
560. All right, dicky boy, let's hear from you.Copy !req
561. - What've you got?
- Three Jacks, mate.Copy !req
562. Ah-ha! Well, just hold it,
hold it, hold it.Copy !req
563. - Daddy?
- Flush.Copy !req
564. Daddy?Copy !req
565. John and I are going for a walk.Copy !req
566. Well come on, come on, come on,
get me while I'm hot, boys.Copy !req
567. An inside showing all the time.Copy !req
568. It's not the gravity.Copy !req
569. It's not the gravity
that makes the beer go down.Copy !req
570. - It's peristalsis.
- Perry who?Copy !req
571. Perry Mason.Copy !req
572. Peristalsis, it's the contractionCopy !req
573. of the muscles of the esophagus.Copy !req
574. Come on, doc, get up, man!Copy !req
575. Come on.Copy !req
576. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
577. It'll be a week for sure.Copy !req
578. Hey, doc, doc?
Come in over here.Copy !req
579. Look, doc, when is she gonna whelp, huh?Copy !req
580. I tell you what, I'll give
you five it's a week, Joe.Copy !req
581. Listen to the doc.Copy !req
582. She's not pregnant.Copy !req
583. Cut it out, doc, come on.
When's she gonna whelp?Copy !req
584. Who's the father?Copy !req
585. It's a dog, not a sheep.Copy !req
586. She'll have pups by morning.Copy !req
587. Beauty.Copy !req
588. No way, I bet it'll be a week.Copy !req
589. I don't feel anything.Copy !req
590. Come on, put your money out.
Five, right?Copy !req
591. - Five.
- You're on for five.Copy !req
592. Let's have a second opinion.Copy !req
593. Before morning.Copy !req
594. - It'll be a week.
- You heard me say that.Copy !req
595. I didn't.Copy !req
596. Who is the father, anyway?Copy !req
597. I don't know.Copy !req
598. She's a slag, this little
mutt, she'd try anything.Copy !req
599. You drank yourself under the tableCopy !req
600. after your little episode with Janette.Copy !req
601. Get out.Copy !req
602. Don't get upset.Copy !req
603. We've all had our little
episodes with Janette.Copy !req
604. What a doll.Copy !req
605. Better.Copy !req
606. You need a drink.Copy !req
607. Oh, no. Water, please.Copy !req
608. Yabba water's only for washing.
Come on, drink it up.Copy !req
609. It's a bit flat.Copy !req
610. Come and get it.Copy !req
611. Oh, no, thanks very much, but I don't...Copy !req
612. No, I'm sure you don't.Copy !req
613. But you'd better eat it just the same.Copy !req
614. Come on, sit down.Copy !req
615. Sir John.Copy !req
616. Not too bad.Copy !req
617. Kangaroo.Copy !req
618. Want some sauce?Copy !req
619. What time did the, um...Copy !req
620. The, uh, party finish?Copy !req
621. About dawn.Copy !req
622. And what time is it now?Copy !req
623. 'Round about 4:00.Copy !req
624. 4:00?Copy !req
625. Look...Copy !req
626. Look, uh, thanks for the hospitality.Copy !req
627. I'd better be going along now.Copy !req
628. You see, I'm theCopy !req
629. school teacher at Tiboonda.Copy !req
630. And, um...Copy !req
631. Well, I lost all my money.Copy !req
632. Gambling.Copy !req
633. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
634. Why did you have to lie
about it to Tim Hynes?Copy !req
635. There's no disgrace here.Copy !req
636. Well...Copy !req
637. Well, in any case,
I can't stay in your, um,Copy !req
638. cabin, indefinitely, can I?Copy !req
639. It isn't mine.Copy !req
640. I've just lived here for five years.Copy !req
641. Anyway, you're better off here thanCopy !req
642. trying to sponge on men like Tim Hynes.Copy !req
643. Sponge?Copy !req
644. Yeah, sponge.Copy !req
645. Sit down and eat your grub.Copy !req
646. You're gonna need it.Copy !req
647. We're going hunting with dick and Joe.Copy !req
648. Kangaroo.Copy !req
649. - Hunting?
- Yeah, you wereCopy !req
650. boasting in your cups, and said...Copy !req
651. Good shot.Copy !req
652. You said you won a silver medal
at school for target shooting.Copy !req
653. Huh?Copy !req
654. Remember?Copy !req
655. You wouldn't have an aspirin, would you?Copy !req
656. No, I've got something better.Copy !req
657. This ought to kill your headacheCopy !req
658. and pep you up a little bit as well.Copy !req
659. Wash it down with
some beer. Here.Copy !req
660. Oh, I'm allergic to...Copy !req
661. Ah, there's nothing in there to hurt you.
Go on, man, swallow it down.Copy !req
662. What a voice.Copy !req
663. She just opens her mouth and...Copy !req
664. And notes come floating out.Copy !req
665. Oh, sorry, I don't smoke.Copy !req
666. Would you like to try it?Copy !req
667. No.Copy !req
668. You've been here five years?Copy !req
669. Shall I satisfy your curiosity?Copy !req
670. I'm a doctor of medicine.Copy !req
671. And a tramp by temperament.Copy !req
672. I'm also an alcoholic.Copy !req
673. My disease prevented me
from practicing in Sydney,Copy !req
674. but out here it's scarcely noticeable.Copy !req
675. Certainly doesn't stop people
from coming to see me.Copy !req
676. I charge no fees because I'm
not interested in money.Copy !req
677. Anyway, I'm unreliable.Copy !req
678. But I'm accepted socially
because I'm an educated man.Copy !req
679. Or character.Copy !req
680. I get my food from my friends.Copy !req
681. My requirements in beer.Copy !req
682. Which, with some
measure of self-control,Copy !req
683. is the only alcohol I allow myself.Copy !req
684. And you get along without money altogether.Copy !req
685. It's possible to live forever
in the Yabba without money.Copy !req
686. As you probably noticed, some
of the natives are very...Copy !req
687. Hospitable.Copy !req
688. Take Janette for instance.Copy !req
689. Now there's a very
interesting biological case.Copy !req
690. If she were a man,
she'd be in jail for rape.Copy !req
691. If I were to marry, Janette's
just the sort of girl...Copy !req
692. Excuse me.Copy !req
693. Uh, can you tell me where the, um...Copy !req
694. Toilet?Copy !req
695. Yes.Copy !req
696. Outside.Copy !req
697. I wouldn't recommend it.Copy !req
698. Do it out here in the open.Copy !req
699. No one around to see.Copy !req
700. If I were ever to marry,Copy !req
701. Janette's the sort of
girl I'd like to marry.Copy !req
702. She likes sex.Copy !req
703. She likes experiment and she likes variety.Copy !req
704. We thought about getting married once,Copy !req
705. but neither of us could live
with one person for very long.Copy !req
706. Still, she visits me from time to time.Copy !req
707. When I want her.Copy !req
708. And when she gets bored with them.Copy !req
709. Beer?Copy !req
710. What's wrong with a woman taking
a man because she feels like it?Copy !req
711. I really don't know.Copy !req
712. Because there's nothing wrong with it.Copy !req
713. Sex is just like eating.Copy !req
714. It's a thing you do because you have to.Copy !req
715. Not 'cause you want to, but
most people are afraid of it.Copy !req
716. You seem offended by my
little discussion of Janette.Copy !req
717. In the circumstances, I
thought you'd be interested.Copy !req
718. Well, I'm not.Copy !req
719. You're probably a little puritan,Copy !req
720. like the rest of these people.Copy !req
721. They think Janette's a slut.Copy !req
722. The women who'd like to act like herCopy !req
723. and the men she has given a tumble to.Copy !req
724. Janette and I are alike.Copy !req
725. We break the rules.Copy !req
726. But we know more about
ourselves than most people.Copy !req
727. Hey, doc! Doc!Copy !req
728. Come on!Copy !req
729. Make a bit of noise, boys, will you?Copy !req
730. Hi, dick.Copy !req
731. - Hey, Joe.
- In the back, fellas.Copy !req
732. Get back there.Copy !req
733. Hey, John.
I got a gun here for you.Copy !req
734. A bit old, probably blow your head off.Copy !req
735. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
736. Look at her go there, boys!Copy !req
737. Watch out the dog doesn't
leak on you, Johnny.Copy !req
738. Roos!Copy !req
739. Go on. Get the bludgers.Copy !req
740. Look at him go!Copy !req
741. Get him!Copy !req
742. Go on! Go on!Copy !req
743. He's got him, he's got him!Copy !req
744. What are you doing? You want
to take my bloody head off?Copy !req
745. Look at him go!Copy !req
746. Get him! Get him!Copy !req
747. Look at him go, will you?Copy !req
748. Look at him go!Copy !req
749. Hey, Socrates.
You got a shot in yet?Copy !req
750. Get out.Copy !req
751. Beauty. It's a boomer.Copy !req
752. Knocked him out.
It's no good skinning him, eh?Copy !req
753. - Where's the surgeon?
- Here.Copy !req
754. Doc eats 'em.Copy !req
755. Reckon they're the best part of the roo.Copy !req
756. - Have you ever tried them?
- No.Copy !req
757. Better than oysters.
Put lead in your pencil.Copy !req
758. Any damage, sir?Copy !req
759. Ah, couple of dents.Copy !req
760. All right, now, let's go.Copy !req
761. No, no, let's get a drink.Copy !req
762. Johnny?Copy !req
763. Why don't you try driving faster, mate?Copy !req
764. Hey, Stubbsy.Copy !req
765. Hi, fellas.Copy !req
766. Stick it up your arse.Copy !req
767. Heya, mate.Copy !req
768. You got any roos?Copy !req
769. No, mate. Couple of boomers.Copy !req
770. You blokes couldn't hit elephants.Copy !req
771. - Eh?
- Couldn't hit elephants.Copy !req
772. We'll get 'em tonight with the spot.Copy !req
773. What's a spot?Copy !req
774. Spotlight, it hypnotizes them.Copy !req
775. - Hey, Stubbsy.
- Yeah?Copy !req
776. Stick these in your deep-freeze
till tonight, will you?Copy !req
777. Hope they're not yours, doc.Copy !req
778. Fox.Copy !req
779. Hey, I hit him!Copy !req
780. Hey, John, where you going?Copy !req
781. I hit him!Copy !req
782. It's no good skinning 'em, mate.
They're all mangy out here.Copy !req
783. Come on and drink your beer.Copy !req
784. Give us a
tailor-made, JoeCopy !req
785. - you need any more drinks?
- I guess it's my shout.Copy !req
786. Oh, no, no.Copy !req
787. This last round's on me.Copy !req
788. Nobody who's broke buys beers in the Yabba.Copy !req
789. I'm not broke, I've got a dollar.Copy !req
790. Forget it, John, forget it.Copy !req
791. - $1.
- Look.Copy !req
792. When you got some money,
you can take us on a bash.Copy !req
793. - Right?
- Right.Copy !req
794. - Stubbsy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
795. Four more and four double whiskeys.Copy !req
796. Right.Copy !req
797. And a packet of smokes for the teacher.Copy !req
798. Three whiskeys, dick.Copy !req
799. - Four.
- Three.Copy !req
800. - Four.
- Three.Copy !req
801. - Four.
- Three.Copy !req
802. Four.Copy !req
803. Hey, you got her fair, eh, doc?Copy !req
804. Hey, Joe, take a look
at this. It's a beauty.Copy !req
805. Yeah.Copy !req
806. He must be a
seven-footer for sure.Copy !req
807. Go on, dick. We better cut
up a few for the dogs, eh?Copy !req
808. The big fellow just won't go down, doc.Copy !req
809. Take us over there.Copy !req
810. He kicks you, you're dead.Copy !req
811. Come on, take us over there.Copy !req
812. Righto, mate!Copy !req
813. Let's go.Copy !req
814. Get stuck into him, Joey boy.Copy !req
815. No worries!Copy !req
816. See the way the roo's trying to draw him inCopy !req
817. so he can get back up on his tail, see?Copy !req
818. Yeah, and then he rips his guts
out with his hind legs like...Copy !req
819. All right!Copy !req
820. Yippee, Joey boy!Copy !req
821. Come and get your beer, fella!Copy !req
822. Once you've got her by the
tail, it's as good as dead.Copy !req
823. Have you ever done it, Joe?Copy !req
824. - Dick?
- Eh?Copy !req
825. - Have you ever done it?
- What?Copy !req
826. Oh, yeah, hundreds of times.Copy !req
827. Yeah, of course he's done it.Copy !req
828. I've done it!Copy !req
829. Why? Do you want to
have a go, teacher?Copy !req
830. Why not?Copy !req
831. If I were you, I wouldn't do it.Copy !req
832. Yeah, it's all right, Joe, I will.Copy !req
833. You will?Copy !req
834. What's the matter,
teacher? You scared?Copy !req
835. It's only a baby.
It's badly wounded.Copy !req
836. Have a go, you mug.Copy !req
837. Go on, Johnny!Copy !req
838. Come on, Johnny!Copy !req
839. Go get him.Copy !req
840. He's trying to dance with him.Copy !req
841. Come on.Copy !req
842. Cut him through. Johnny!Copy !req
843. The throat!Copy !req
844. He's trying to beat the thing to death.Copy !req
845. Through the throat, teacher.Copy !req
846. Come on, Johnny!Copy !req
847. You beauty!Copy !req
848. Well done.Copy !req
849. Yeah, that's it,
Johnny, now you're one of us.Copy !req
850. You bloody maniacs.Copy !req
851. Bloody maniacs.Copy !req
852. I cannot accept your premise, Socrates.Copy !req
853. Affectability?Copy !req
854. Progress?Copy !req
855. A vanity spawned by fear.Copy !req
856. A vanity spawned by fear.Copy !req
857. The aim of what you call civilizationCopy !req
858. is a man in a smoking jacket,Copy !req
859. whiskey and cider, pressing a button of...Copy !req
860. A buttonCopy !req
861. to destroy a planet a billion Miles away,Copy !req
862. kill a billion people he's never seen.Copy !req
863. Where are you?Copy !req
864. Come on!Copy !req
865. What happened?Copy !req
866. Hey, what happened to Socrates?Copy !req
867. Where's Socrates?Copy !req
868. - What?
- Socrates!Copy !req
869. You bastard.Copy !req
870. No, Joe!Copy !req
871. Stop it, you...
You murdering bastards.Copy !req
872. You bastards!Copy !req
873. Beat it, doc.Copy !req
874. You murdering bastards!Copy !req
875. Bastard!Copy !req
876. You are...Copy !req
877. I'll get you.Copy !req
878. Okay, you old hippie, get out!Copy !req
879. What's up?Copy !req
880. Oh, Stubbsy, you bastard.
It's only a party.Copy !req
881. Bloody maniacs.Copy !req
882. What do you want with me, doc?Copy !req
883. Bloody cow...Copy !req
884. You bloody coward!Copy !req
885. Whoa!Copy !req
886. Get off.Copy !req
887. I need to...
Refrigeration.Copy !req
888. Doc.Copy !req
889. Turn it off, turn it off.Copy !req
890. No.Copy !req
891. No, no...Copy !req
892. Going?Copy !req
893. - Yes.
- Where?Copy !req
894. Sydney.Copy !req
895. Sydney.Copy !req
896. You want some food before you go?Copy !req
897. No.Copy !req
898. How about a drink?Copy !req
899. Hey, don't forget your gun.Copy !req
900. What?Copy !req
901. The boys made you a present of the gun.Copy !req
902. Bye.Copy !req
903. Better?Copy !req
904. Yes, better.Copy !req
905. Thanks, mate.Copy !req
906. Have another one.Copy !req
907. Oh...Copy !req
908. No, I don't really like to.Copy !req
909. One more beer, thanks, Joyce.Copy !req
910. Jock, you damn near saved
my life just now, how aboutCopy !req
911. completing the job by
giving me a cigarette, huh?Copy !req
912. Thanks.Copy !req
913. I thought you were pulling out
of the Yabba on Saturday.Copy !req
914. Hmm? Oh, yes,
yes, I was.Copy !req
915. What went wrong?Copy !req
916. Oh, I got involved.Copy !req
917. Hey, there's my suitcases.Copy !req
918. Yours, are they?Copy !req
919. Yes. I left them
here yesterday.Copy !req
920. No.Copy !req
921. No, not yesterday.Copy !req
922. No, it's the other day.Copy !req
923. They've been here since Saturday.Copy !req
924. Look, if John says they're
his, then they're his.Copy !req
925. What's in them, John?Copy !req
926. Oh, it's clothes.Copy !req
927. Books.Copy !req
928. Couple of schooners, Joyce.Copy !req
929. Like he said, books.Copy !req
930. Not that I doubted you, of course, John.Copy !req
931. Is there anywhere
I can get a shower and shave?Copy !req
932. Thanks, mate.Copy !req
933. Right, thanks a lot.Copy !req
934. - Come and have a drink, mate.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
935. - Come and have a drink.
- Not interested...Copy !req
936. It will only take a minute.Copy !req
937. Come on, come and have a drink.Copy !req
938. Look, mate, I've given
up drinking for a while.Copy !req
939. What's wrong with you, you bastard?Copy !req
940. Why don't you come and drink with me?Copy !req
941. I just brought you 50 Miles eating
dust, and you won't drink with me.Copy !req
942. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
943. What's the matter with you people, huh?Copy !req
944. You sponge on you...Copy !req
945. You burn your house down, murder your wife,Copy !req
946. rape your child, that's all right.Copy !req
947. But don't have a drink with
you, don't have a flaming,Copy !req
948. bloody drink with you,
that's a criminal offense,Copy !req
949. that's the end of the bloody world.Copy !req
950. You're mad, you bastard.Copy !req
951. Hey. The gent here wants to know
who owns that semi-trailer.Copy !req
952. Who wants to know?Copy !req
953. Excuse me.Copy !req
954. You, uh...
You own the semi-trailer?Copy !req
955. What of it?Copy !req
956. Well, nothing, uh...Copy !req
957. I wanted to see if you
could give me a lift.Copy !req
958. Where you going?Copy !req
959. Right through.Copy !req
960. To the city, I mean.Copy !req
961. Well, I'm going to the city myself.Copy !req
962. - Oh.
- How much is it worth?Copy !req
963. I am afraid I'm broke, that's
why I'm begging rides.Copy !req
964. Should be worth at
least a couple of dollars.Copy !req
965. Well, it would be, yes, but...Copy !req
966. But I'm really flat.Copy !req
967. Make it $2 and we're sweet.Copy !req
968. Look, I've got $1.Copy !req
969. I... I've got a rifle.
I'll give you that.Copy !req
970. What sort of rifle?Copy !req
971. All right, you ride in the back.Copy !req
972. Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
973. Hey, you, we're there.Copy !req
974. There?Copy !req
975. You know...Copy !req
976. I thought you said you
were going to Sydney.Copy !req
977. Don't know why.Copy !req
978. You said city, mate.Copy !req
979. Bundanyabba's a city, ain't it?Copy !req
980. Well, at least the trip cost you nothing.Copy !req
981. Hey!Copy !req
982. I, uh, hate to trouble you, John,Copy !req
983. but rather than tire you,Copy !req
984. I thought I'd write down what hadCopy !req
985. happened and you could sign it, okay?Copy !req
986. "The gunshot wound to my head
was the result of an accident.Copy !req
987. "I was visiting my friend, Clarence F.
Tydon, after a hunting trip.Copy !req
988. "I dropped my.22 rifle at the
floor of his kitchen butt first,Copy !req
989. "believing it to be unloaded.Copy !req
990. "It exploded,
and that's all I remember."Copy !req
991. That'll be about it, wouldn't it?Copy !req
992. Here.Copy !req
993. You'd think a bloke
who'd won a silver medalCopy !req
994. at target shooting could hit himselfCopy !req
995. in the head at a range of three inches.Copy !req
996. Give me that.Copy !req
997. Don't wanna miss it.Copy !req
998. Hey, mate.Copy !req
999. - You like a beer?
- Oh.Copy !req
1000. Thanks.Copy !req
1001. Here's cheers.Copy !req
1002. Hello, Charlie.Copy !req
1003. Did you have a good holiday?Copy !req
1004. The best.Copy !req