Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984)

1. This crew is supposed

2. to be on a scientific mission.

3. Ever since they heard that rock music,

4. they've been combing the galaxy to find it.

5. I've narrowed it down to these three with one to go.

6. No.

7. Boring.

8. Well, maybe.

9. - Here they come.

10. - Is there a bar in this scumbucket town?

11. No, no!

12. - Come on, come on.

13. Oh, goody.

14. Now, let's see. Where did I put them?

15. Oh, yeah, right.

16. Just look at them.

17. Compact, manageable, well behaved,

18. seems a pity to wake them.

19. They're so sweet when they sleep,

20. but orders are orders.

21. I hope they wake up in a good mood.

22. Okay, everybody in.

23. - 1359, have you initiated all operational procedures?

24. All is in readiness, Commander.

25. Defrost procedure 100% effective.

26. 84%.

27. - Gentlemen, you know your assigned duties.

28. Proceed to your positions.

29. NOPQR, man the helm.

30. - Why can't I drive?

31. I never get to drive.

32. Well, I don't.

33. Are you kidding? Snap it up.

34. Hey, hey.

35. Gentlemen, we've arrived.

36. We are in orbit around the planet Earth.

37. Until we depart this planet,

38. your attentions will be focused

39. on this mission of observation and exploration.

40. All recreational activities are suspended.

41. 1359, prepare for departure to planet surface.

42. - They should change the name of this town to Boringsville.

43. Nothing ever happens here.

44. - Frankie still won't let you sing at the Cotillion, huh?

45. - Frankie still won't let me do anything, especially sing.

46. - Maybe The Pack will let ya practice with them.

47. Frankie never said anything about practicing, did he?

48. - It's Frankie.

49. - Oh, hi. Hi, Frankie.

50. I was just making sure I was in tune.

51. You know how my strings slip a lot.

52. - What the hell is going on here?

53. - Nothing, Frankie. - We're just goofing.

54. We're doing nothing at all.

55. - Big breaking — - Kill that radio.

56. News break, the lake —

57. - Kill!

58. - Okay, everybody listen up.

59. I don't wanna have to say it again.

60. I decide who sings with the band around here, you got it?

61. Me! Not Dee Dee, not nobody.

62. Now, let's go to the gym and practice

63. where I can keep an eye on you guys, huh?

64. Commander, this is a very popular instrument

65. on this planet according to my data.

66. To ensure our anonymity, I have chosen it

67. as our teleportation module.

68. - Let us in. - I see your crew

69. is as capable as ever.

70. - Oh, oh, oh. Oh, wow.

71. Oh, oh, oh, shh.

72. Oh.

73. Oh.

74. It can't be.

75. Can't be.

76. Oh!

77. - Sheriff, what happened?

78. - They're here! Giant guitar!

79. - Giant guitar?

80. - It's an attack!

81. - Oh, is that old war wound

82. of yours acting up again, Sheriff?

83. - Oh, never mind.

84. Help me up, help me out of here.

85. Come on, we got a city to save.

86. - 1359, come on.

87. Coming, Commander.

88. I'm so glad every one of you made it.

89. By the way, return to the ship can be accomplished

90. by pushing "8" on the telephonic device in the booth.

91. Remember, observing physical properties

92. and locating an intelligent life form

93. are what we all came for.

94. Am I making myself clear?

95. - It is mandatory that this exploratory mission

96. of interplanetary observation be accomplished

97. without interfering or obtrusively interfacing

98. with the inhabitants of this planet.

99. - What'd he say?

100. - What one millisecond.

101. I thought you were to alter you appearance.

102. Why am I the only one who has to wear a disguise?

103. - Of all the planets we've ever visited,

104. have you ever seen anything

105. that even remotely looks like you?

106. - No, but — - Exactly. No butt,

107. no lips, no legs, no way.

108. This time, you're a —

109. A fire hydrant.

110. Hey, Frankie, I'm closing in five minutes.

111. - Frankie, where have you been?

112. I've been looking all over for you.

113. You didn't call me.

114. I was worried about you.

115. - I was with The Pack.

116. - Frankie, what am I gonna do with you?

117. You spend more time with them than you do with me.

118. - It's not easy for me to say nice things,

119. but you're more important to me than anything in the world.

120. Oh, Frankie.

121. - Oh, no you don't.

122. Not this time.

123. - That's the idea. - One minute, please.

124. - No. - Do it, please.

125. I have life form reading.

126. - Where?

127. Vision center obstructed.

128. I'm only two and a half mega micros tall.

129. - Stovitz, assist 1359.

130. Uh-oh.

131. Don't scratch the paint.

132. The other way, nebula nose.

133. Straight ahead, please.

134. It's obvious, Commander,

135. that mine is not the only disguise that is necessary.

136. - You have a point.

137. - Jay Jay, I can't.

138. - Star light, star bright, first star that I see tonight,

139. I wish I may, I wish I might,

140. make my wish come true tonight.

141. This is great!

142. - Wish this, you pervert!

143. - Acceptable?

144. - No! - Yes!

145. - You boys see anything strange around here?

146. No!

147. - Better on go back to town where you'll be safe.

148. How rude.

149. - Fig-a-la-do, fig-a-la-do, fig-a-la-do bop, fig-a-la-do.

150. Does your instrumentation reveal

151. any intelligent life form?

152. Life form, yes. Intelligent? No.

153. - Well, this looks like an extraordinary village.

154. We shall enter and observe the species.

155. - Mouth.

156. Did you polish my car yet?

157. - I couldn't find a rag.

158. - Use this.

159. - Wow, I was wearing one all the time.

160. - Frankie, why don't you leave him alone?

161. Get off our backs.

162. - I kinda get off on your front.

163. - Hey, Spyder, did you take care

164. of that little piece of business

165. we were takin' about yesterday?

166. Yeah, Frankie, no problem,

167. he's relaxing in the hospital.

168. - Ooh, you mean he's still alive?

169. - Yeah, kinda like that.

170. - You didn't hear a word I said.

171. - What?

172. - I'm going to the ladies' room.

173. Try not to kill anyone before I get back.

174. Ooh.

175. - Okay.

176. - Someone should tell Babs to stop using

177. that industrial strength hairspray.

178. - I know.

179. - Look interesting.

180. Yes.

181. - 1359, perhaps you should stay out here.

182. Good idea.

183. Thank you, officer.

184. - Frankie, look at them space cadets.

185. - Why don't we The Pack together and stomp 'em?

186. - Yeah, come on, Frankie.

187. - No, not yet.

188. It bugs Dee Dee.

189. - Weird.

190. Nice dancer.

191. Get down.

192. - I'm your best friend, right?

193. - Right.

194. - So we can talk here, right?

195. - Right.

196. - You and Frankie are having problems again, right?

197. - Right.

198. - Listen, it's just a phase he's going through.

199. My hygiene teacher says

200. that this is normal behavior for young males.

201. It's hormonal, ya know?

202. - Miserable.

203. - Yeah, it'll pass in time,

204. as he's allowed to release his frustrations.

205. You know, sexually speaking.

206. - Diane, sex is not the problem.

207. - Doesn't a guy like that bring anything out in you?

208. - Well, let me put it this way.

209. - A simple yes or no would have been fine.

210. Hey, don't worry about it,

211. I'm sure you and Frankie will get along a lot better

212. at the dance tonight.

213. - I hope so.

214. - Was that really necessary?

215. - Well, it's the only way I can drink it.

216. - Well, can you drink it.. .

217. like this?

218. Yeah, that's okay.

219. - Holy combine, his emolectomy is failing.

220. - Some guys will do anything to impress a girl.

221. Ouch! Hey, wait for me!

222. What's he made of?

223. - Bury your face.

224. - Wuh...

225. - Hi, I'm Diane.

226. - Greetings.

227. - And you're Absid.

228. - Yes.

229. And these other plants —

230. - I can see their name tags.

231. We got F-Gee and Jaklem, nice to see ya.

232. Nopquir.

233. And.. .

234. Stovitz, great.

235. Aeiou.

236. - Close enough.

237. - Good, nice to see ya.

238. I'm Diane.

239. You guys really play great.

240. I mean.. . I mean you're really gnarly, you know? Good sound.

241. I'm head of the entertainment committee

242. on the Heidi High Cotillion, like a dance thing,

243. you know we have,

244. and I was wondering if you guys could,

245. you know 'cause you play, you're really good

246. and if you could play at it tonight?

247. - Will she be there?

248. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, she'll be there.

249. - Then absolutely.

250. - Okay, okay, great, okay.

251. At the gym, Heidi High at eight o'clock to play.

252. Okay.

253. Great.

254. - Frankie.

255. - Sir, we already have a very full schedule

256. of observation, sample acquisition, and experimentation.

257. - There's no way of knowing how the women on this planet

258. will react to this stimulator.

259. They may be unable to control themselves.

260. - Sir, sir.

261. - Sir, the testing of a female sexual response stimulator

262. has been dropped from the list of approved experiments.

263. This could be a very lustful, degenerative, dirty mission,

264. and quite dangerous.

265. Allow me to volunteer.

266. - As Commander, I have a certain flexibility

267. in the choice of experiments.

268. I suggest that we now separate

269. and perform our assigned tasks.

270. Sir, I think you're being hasty

271. with the sexual response stimulator.

272. It's never been used in this galaxy before.

273. It may be too powerful

274. for the female inhabitants of this planet.

275. What if it works? Then what?

276. - Don't worry, I have everything under control.

277. - Hey, you cute little grease monkey.

278. How would you like to tickle my carburetor?

279. - Sorry, exhaust breath, I don't work on compacts.

280. - Compacts.

281. Hey, honey, whenever

282. I see you I —

283. I — I think I'm in love.

284. - This is a mistake.

285. Your feelings of attraction

286. are caused by an electronic device.

287. - I didn't know you were that way.

288. - I don't understand.

289. I never felt that way about a guy before,

290. but it was kind of interesting.

291. - Are you all right?

292. I'm president of the First Aid Committee,

293. although most of my time

294. is taken up with administrative duties.

295. Gee, even your medallion got broken.

296. - Yes, it was quite fortunate.

297. - Well, can I get you a doctor,

298. or a vanilla shake or something?

299. Here, let me get you a booth first.

300. Here, sit down.

301. - Won't you sit down?

302. - Well, maybe for just a minute.

303. You see, I've got a boyfriend

304. and he's kind of the jealous type.

305. - What is your name?

306. - Dee Dee.

307. Diane tells me you're gonna sing at the Cotillion tonight.

308. - Only if you'll be there.

309. - Of course I'll be there.

310. - Hey, you're not gonna get all unglued again are you?

311. - No.

312. I'll be okay.

313. - Good.

314. I've always wanted to sing at the Cotillion,

315. but my boyfriend Frankie won't let me sing with him.

316. - Why don't you sing with us?

317. - Me?

318. Wrong, wrong, you may record.

319. - Entrance to medical facilities...

320. extremely difficult.

321. Hello. - Shut up or I'll kill you.

322. - Did I catch you at a bad time?

323. - Yes, I was just on my way out.

324. - Am I in your way?

325. Initial encounter with patients of medical facilities

326. reveals them to be warm and outgoing.

327. - Uh-oh.

328. I think you better go out the back way,

329. or hide in the ladies' room, quick.

330. - Is there a problem?

331. - Yeah.

332. - Uh, Frankie, should I break his face now?

333. - No.

334. I want you to ask him to step out back

335. and then I want you to break his face.

336. - The ladies' room's that way,

337. I don't think they'll follow you in there.

338. That is, I think most of them won't follow you in there,

339. but there is one guy, and he might follow you in there,

340. but if —

341. - You.

342. - Me?

343. - Yeah, don't question what I say.

344. - Funny boy.

345. - Funny boy, yeah.

346. - You and moi got something to straighten out outside.

347. - I don't think you should go.

348. - It's quite all right,

349. I'm very good at engineering problems.

350. - Oh, very good. - Engineering.

351. - Maybe you can help us out back.

352. - Yeah. - Engineer this one, pal.

353. - Well?

354. - Well, what?

355. - Okay, lover boy.

356. - What the hell is going on here?

357. - I don't know karate.

358. - Maybe he's into Scientology or something.

359. - Maybe.

360. - Okay, let's see how that digital dude handles this.

361. Yeah!

362. - Get 'em, Spyder!

363. - Mm-hmm, yeah.

364. - Ah, pineapples.

365. - Claymore mines, large rockets.

366. Everything seems to be here except the bazooka,

367. and as I said, that should be ready on Tuesday.

368. Will that be cash or major credit card?

369. - Major credit card.

370. - Well, thanks for walking me to school.

371. I'm real glad they didn't hurt you.

372. - It was only a matter of negative energy force fields.

373. You know, Frankie's not gonna

374. take this very well.

375. - This guy's gonna be dog meat.

376. - Well, I've gotta go work on decorations

377. if we're gonna play tonight.

378. I'll see you later.

379. Are you okay?

380. - Fine.

381. - Sheriff!

382. - Keep up the good work, boys.

383. Another fine example of our right to bear arms.

384. - She reminds me of mom.

385. - I wanna know where that alphabet creep is.

386. - I think I know somebody who's jealous.

387. - Why would I be jealous

388. of someone who's about to become recently deceased?

389. - Frankie, is that the only way

390. you know how to deal with things, violently?

391. I was hoping you'd grow out of that.

392. - Yeah, well maybe — - Anyway, you just missed him,

393. but he'll be back later.

394. - Good. - Him and his group

395. are gonna play and sing at the Cotillion tonight.

396. - Oh.

397. - Something you won't let me do.

398. - And no one else is gonna, either.

399. Spyder, Clyde, Dino,

400. I want you guys and the rest of The Pack to cover the gym.

401. I don't want that creep

402. or any of his other alphabet soup friends gettin' in here.

403. And this time, get it right.

404. - Okay, Frankie. - No problem.

405. - Yeah, those aliens sure are clever,

406. but they ain't gonna fool this lawman.

407. - Fifth one today, it's a cut and dry case

408. of the chainsaw murderer.

409. - You mean alien chainsaw murderer.

410. Where'd it take place?

411. - Southern Fried Chicken, he just left the window.

412. Extra crispy.

413. - You on duty tonight?

414. - Yeah, anti-drug patrol at the Heidi High Cotillion.

415. - Good, can't let everything else go to hell

416. just while this is going on.

417. This is the hardest part of my job.

418. There's no easy way to do it, but it's gotta be done.

419. Hello.

420. - Am I speaking to the widow of John S. Lamont?

421. You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.

422. - The hell you're not.

423. - Frankie looks really dreamy tonight.

424. You know, I think you're fallin' for that guy Absid.

425. - He is kind of out of this world.

426. - If you're through with Frankie, can I have him?

427. - Well?

428. I calculate probability of entry

429. without violence at less than 1%.

430. - Locate an alternative point of entry and report back.

431. Anything you say, Commander.

432. There is no conventional entry,

433. but I can get you inside.

434. - Very good.

435. - Shit, what's with this crapper?

436. - What the hell! - Damn, it's happening

437. to all of them! - Let's get out of here!

438. Come on, let's get out of here, come on!

439. - Where's Stovitz?

440. - Sorry, guys, I guess I made a wrong turn.

441. - Yeah, Sheriff, I almost got one

442. of these escaped maniac killers down here at Heidi High,

443. but he gave me the brush-off.

444. - Forget about those loonies, they're small game.

445. I want the aliens.

446. Now get your butt back here,

447. I got somethin'll fix those aliens once and for all.

448. - I'm on my way, Sheriff.

449. - That a boy.

450. Hello.

451. - All right, guys, everything is cool, right?

452. - Yeah. - You know us, Frankie.

453. - Good.

454. There's no way in.

455. - No way.

456. - All locked up, right?

457. - Under control. - Tight as a drum.

458. - Impenetrable, huh.

459. - Yeah. - Ooh, I like that.

460. - Then who's that?

461. It's them creeps.

462. - That's good.

463. I'm gettin' real tired of you guys screwing up

464. and making me look bad, ya know it.

465. - I'm sorry. - Yeah, we didn't mean it,

466. Frankie. - Real tired!

467. Frankie, there's something I gotta talk to you -

468. - Look, can't ya see I'm busy?

469. - Frankie. - What?

470. - I'm singing —

471. - Look, I told you, you never sing with me, all right?

472. - I'm not singing with you, I'm singing with them.

473. - You're singing with them but you're my girl.

474. - Was your girl, Frankie.

475. We're history now.

476. I'm looking to the future.

477. - I don't believe it.

478. - Come on, let's get out of here.

479. You wanna go for a walk down by the lake?

480. - Yes. - Okay.

481. - That would be most enjoyable. Alone.

482. - Frankie?

483. Frankie?

484. Frankie, are you here?

485. Frankie, is that you?

486. - Could you wait just one moment?

487. - Sure.

488. - Okay, bye.

489. - What's the matter, can't you get it on?

490. - Oh, ah, nuts!

491. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, this is no way to treat your tools.

492. Just calm down here for two seconds

493. and I'll show ya how to fix it.

494. Come on, come on, come on, help me out.

495. - What a great night.

496. We could go for a swim

497. if the acid rains hadn't ruined the lake.

498. - There are undesired chemicals in this lake.

499. - I'll say, they used to bottle it as paint remover,

500. back before economy got bad and everybody stopped working.

501. - Have they tried to reintroduce natural fauna?

502. - Yeah, they tried to stock it last summer,

503. but all they got for all their trouble

504. was a couple pounds of fried fish.

505. - So use of this lake was stopped

506. through the addition of these chemicals through rain fall.

507. - Well, no, they stopped it before that

508. when they opened a branch

509. of plutonium nuclear freeze dried foods

510. on the other side of the lake.

511. - Were there any efforts to obtain compensation

512. through your legal systems?

513. - Yeah, but there was a law passed

514. limiting all nuclear contamination claims to $17.50.

515. But then all compensations were waived

516. and they came and put an MX missile silo

517. at the bottom of the lake.

518. But the acid rains ruined the missile,

519. which turned out not to work anyway,

520. but the Defense Department

521. still sued Speelburgh for the damages.

522. You're not from around here, are you?

523. - Stop the music, stop the music!

524. - Jeez, it's the principal.

525. - Stop the music right now!

526. Now, boys and girls, may I have your —

527. may I have your attention, please.

528. We have to cancel the rest of the Cotillion.

529. There have been a number of murders.

530. Yes,

531. I said murders.

532. Boys and girls, there's nothing to worry about.

533. The situation is under control.

534. - There's something I wanted to ask you,

535. could I join the band?

536. I know you'd have to talk it over

537. with the rest of the guys,

538. and I know it would cause some problems.

539. Like, on the road, we'd have to have

540. an extra motel room and stuff, but —

541. - That is important, we do travel a lot.

542. - But I'd add sex appeal

543. and that's an important component

544. in maximizing profitability in core and target audiences,

545. and I like you a lot.

546. - As commander of this band, I approve your request.

547. - All right!

548. - Ah, thank you.

549. - You're welcome.

550. Anyway, I want ya to tell me everything about the band,

551. like who's your manager?

552. - Uh, we don't have one.

553. We haven't been here very long.

554. - I figured, 'cause some manager

555. would have snapped you up a long time ago.

556. I mean, your sound is really great.

557. A little spacey, but really great.

558. - Dee Dee, I...

559. I'm an alien.

560. - Well, that's okay, there's lots of English bands.

561. What about Menudo?

562. We'll get you a good immigration lawyer

563. and you'll have your green card

564. and citizenship papers in no time.

565. - No, I mean,

566. I'm from another planet.

567. - You mean you're from...

568. And not...?

569. And I fell for someone from. ..?

570. - Exactly.

571. - Wow.

572. But ya know, I guess it's not surprising

573. I'd fall for an alien, Lois Lane fell for Superman.

574. There have been lots of mixed couples like that.

575. There's Fay Wray and King Kong.

576. I still can't believe you're an alien.

577. What a novelty act.

578. - This is gross.

579. When was the last time you lubricated this thing?

580. - I don't know.

581. - Yeah, never.

582. Did you see where they went?

583. I didn't see where they went.

584. - I don't know.

585. - They went in the booth, didn't they?

586. - Yes.

587. - We both... we both saw that, right?

588. - Right.

589. Hold it, man, I think I know what happened. Acid flashback.

590. - What?

591. - Now everybody listen up,

592. I've got an announcement to make.

593. As of right now, The Pack is dissolved.

594. I said listen up.

595. No more brutal beatings, gang fights, head stompings.

596. The fun's over.

597. - Come on! - Now listen man,

598. you're gonna have to get

599. your kicks without me, all right?

600. Listen, we've had some good times, right?

601. - The best. - Man.

602. - And I paid a high price for 'em.

603. Dee Dee and I are through.

604. - Oh, man. Frankie. - Man.

605. - Please, Frankie.

606. But Frankie.

607. - Need I elaborate any further?

608. No more violence.

609. - Where are we?

610. - This is my ship.

611. Video games?

612. - So, ya happy now?

613. There's no more Pack.

614. There's no more violence.

615. There's no more you.

616. Dee Dee, I can live without all of the rest of it,

617. but I can't live without you.

618. - Ya know, it's one thing for him to beat us up,

619. but it's another thing for him to break

620. up the whole damn Pack!

621. Yeah!

622. - I miss the way he used to knee me in the eyes.

623. - Shouldn't have done it, man.

624. - Why'd he do it?

625. - He dumped us like yesterday's garbage.

626. - Yeah, well, yesterday's garbage

627. could still kick up a stink.

628. - That's right. - Yeah.

629. Right on.

630. - You're right, he doesn't care about us.

631. - Yeah, and the garbageman

632. ain't gonna stop here anymore, either.

633. - You're drinkin' your bathwater.

634. - Yeah, any garbageman tries to get his slimy hands on me

635. is gonna get his frickin' teeth kicked.

636. Yeah.

637. - And that garbageman's name just happens to be —

638. Frankie.

639. - Yeah. - I'm gonna snuff him

640. with my own personal compacter.

641. And that garbageman named Frankie

642. just happens to be the —

643. Real Frankie!

644. - We'll bludgeon him, man! - Yeah.

645. - Nobody! - Hey man!

646. - Nobody! - Ya gotta come see this,

647. there's this phone booth

648. that Dee Dee and that creep just went into,

649. and they just disappeared.

650. - What do you intend to do during your lifetime?

651. - Well, I was thinking about becoming a nun,

652. or a bomber pilot, or maybe even going into politics.

653. But ever since I met you, I haven't thought of anything

654. except becoming a member of your band.

655. - I've been thinking about that, too.

656. Would you like to come to my planet?

657. - Your planet? Yeah, we could get a book deal,

658. paperback rights, miniseries, toys, t-shirts, posters,

659. the whole works. - Wait a minute.

660. How do you feel about me?

661. Do you love me?

662. - I think so.

663. - Whew, I'm glad to hear that.

664. You'll like our planet.

665. Of course, you'll have to get an emolectomy.

666. - A what?

667. - An emolectomy, it's just a minor operation

668. to take away emotion.

669. Everyone on the planet has one.

670. It greatly simplifies existence,

671. especially around income tax time.

672. But what about love?

673. - There is no love on our planet, nor hatred.

674. - You're kidding.

675. - No, the operation takes it away.

676. Of course, after this relationship,

677. I'll have to go in for a recharge.

678. - But with all the emotion gone,

679. how can we have, you know.. .

680. sex.

681. - Ah, that.

682. - Yeah.

683. - Don't worry, on our planet we have sex almost every night.

684. Almost Monday, almost Tuesday.

685. - Maybe I don't have to have one

686. if we're going just to visit.

687. - It wouldn't be just for a visit.

688. - No?

689. - No.

690. - You mean I'll never see Speelburgh again?

691. Heidi High? Frankie?

692. - That's correct.

693. - All of my friends are in Speelburgh,

694. I really couldn't leave for good,

695. not even for stardom with you.

696. I'd be making a terrible mistake.

697. See ya later.

698. - Wait!

699. - Wrench.

700. The 12 and three quarter open end.

701. I see you never took auto shop.

702. - No.

703. - It's okay.

704. - Dee Dee.

705. Dee Dee, is that your asthma acting up again?

706. Whoa!

707. Hey, hey, stay back!

708. What are you doing, huh?

709. Hey, hey, man, you better watch out!

710. I got a lot of people backing me up, man.

711. Hey, hey!

712. - This is a bunch of shit.

713. I don't see no Frankie

714. and you can't disappear in no damn phone booth,

715. ya hear me?

716. I told ya something weird

717. was going on with that phone booth.

718. Dino just disappeared.

719. - There's something really wrong here.

720. - Wait a minute, I thought you said one of those creeps

721. was with Dee Dee when they disappeared.

722. - Right.

723. - I don't think those creeps are from our world.

724. - Yeah, I kinda thought they were from Cleveland.

725. - I mean another planet, bonehead!

726. This could be some kind of invasion.

727. - Yeah, well, what are we gonna do about it?

728. - I tell ya what we're gonna do about it,

729. we're gonna stop 'em.

730. - Right.

731. How?

732. - Frankie?

733. Frankie!

734. - Dee Dee, get back!

735. Hey, hose head, are you goin' AC or DC,

736. or do you like going with both, huh?

737. - Frankie, look out!

738. - I said stay back!

739. Hey, who unglued your chassis, huh, man?

740. - Bummer.

741. - Frankie!

742. - Hey, Dee Dee, look out behind you!

743. It won't budge!

744. Come on!

745. - Frankie!

746. Come here!

747. Oh, my God!

748. Get back!

749. - Gnarly.

750. - You want me to give it the first pull?

751. No, I really can't.

752. - For me.

753. - I'm really flattered.

754. But just this time.

755. Here it goes.

756. Well, give it a try.

757. It's Dee Dee and Frankie, help 'em!

758. You were terrific.

759. You wanna go take a little walk?

760. - You bet.

761. - Do you know that guy?

762. - No.

763. Frankie...

764. I love you.

765. You're so down to earth.

766. - Here, put this on.

767. We finally found an equalizer.

768. Pretty snazzy, eh?

769. Sheriff, I don't know to drive this thing.

770. You're doing fine.

771. What is that?

772. A bazooka.

773. Hey, you two, get out of the way!

774. Oh no, a quadruped.

775. Look, I know what you're thinking.

776. You leave me no choice.

777. I'm not what you think I am.

778. Look, it's nothing personal, I'm on a mission.

779. It's a long story.

780. - F-Gee.

781. All personnel return to ship.

782. - Yes, sir.

783. We must return to the ship immediately.

784. - Hi, there.

785. - He just might be very dangerous.

786. - We just might have to disassemble him.

787. - No, send him back where he belongs.

788. - And there's something else that's gonna change, too.

789. - Oh, yeah?

790. - Yep.

791. What's that?

792. - Well, from now on, I'm not a single act anymore.

793. - You're not? - Nope,

794. gonna be nothin' but duets.

795. Frankie and...

796. Dee Dee and Frankie.

797. - Oh, Frankie, I am so happy.

798. - Wait a minute.

799. - Oh, Frankie. - Ya hear that?

800. I'm so happy.

801. What about The Pack?

802. - Sounds like Frankie.

803. - Whaddaya say we go pay him a little visit.

804. - Speelburgh could use a little alien persuasion.

805. - Gee, kids, why don't we see if we can

806. go find Frankie and Dee Dee

807. and see if they wanna go bird watching or something.

808. - That's very good.

809. - Come on, let's get wet.

810. - Stovitz, you drive.

811. - What?