1. The person of
hardened skepticism,Copy !req
2. just like the person
of hardened credulity,Copy !req
3. cannot be reached.Copy !req
4. They just either
believe or disbelieveCopy !req
5. on almost a religious level.Copy !req
6. Evidence is not proof,
but it's something that puts usCopy !req
7. on the scent trail of proof.Copy !req
8. But these tapes have
to be consideredCopy !req
9. the Holy Grail
for people who areCopy !req
10. interested in
alien encounters.Copy !req
11. The story of
the Farrington HouseCopy !req
12. has become kind of an urban
legend within Toronto,Copy !req
13. as well as Canada.Copy !req
14. A paranormal group
in the early 2000sCopy !req
15. collected anecdotal evidence
of, you know,Copy !req
16. a person seeing
a... kind of a gray form.Copy !req
17. The allure of
the UFO connectionCopy !req
18. will definitely draw out
curious people.Copy !req
19. Doing my thing,
just out poking around,Copy !req
20. getting some sun.Copy !req
21. It adds to the mystiqueCopy !req
22. in what stories keep going
over time.Copy !req
23. I'm pretty determined
that we're notCopy !req
24. indigenous of this world.Copy !req
25. I'll tell you that.Copy !req
26. In terms
of human nature,Copy !req
27. there is more thrill
in pursuing somethingCopy !req
28. than in catching something.Copy !req
29. As long as people are
hunting for it,Copy !req
30. it's almost like
the treasure map is out.Copy !req
31. And we're wondering,
what will it disclose?Copy !req
32. What the hell?Copy !req
33. Whoa.Copy !req
34. And it can be
a little like thatCopy !req
35. with these pieces
of vaunted evidence.Copy !req
36. If we come into proof of
extraterrestrial life,Copy !req
37. everything that we thought we
knew is called into question.Copy !req
38. Segura, we're here.Copy !req
39. Stay close and keep
the camera rolling.Copy !req
40. We capture everything.Copy !req
41. Keep your eyes open
and your mouth shut.Copy !req
42. This crew in here... this crew
now is your family,Copy !req
43. your mommy and daddy.Copy !req
44. Do exactly as they say.Copy !req
45. You disobey
any of these orders,Copy !req
46. I'm going to break
my foot in your ass.Copy !req
47. Hey, kid, look alive.Copy !req
48. So I got no guarantees
that's going to stay on...Copy !req
49. - Everyone...
- But give it a try.Copy !req
50. This is Segura.Copy !req
51. Yeah, hey, guys.Copy !req
52. ET body cam
should be working.Copy !req
53. All right, listen up.Copy !req
54. Suit yourself.Copy !req
55. I've got some bad news.Copy !req
56. Fuck.Copy !req
57. But there's
a silver lining this time.Copy !req
58. We had another
kidnapping last night.Copy !req
59. That's 17 in three months,
all infants.Copy !req
60. Jesus.Copy !req
61. Good news is someone
followed the guy who did it,Copy !req
62. and we have a location.Copy !req
63. I know we all want
to put an end to this.Copy !req
64. Tonight, we get our chance.Copy !req
65. - Who the fuck put this up?
- Oh, fuck.Copy !req
66. Hey, man, I was just
trying to be thorough.Copy !req
67. I'm sorry.
- Relax.Copy !req
68. Sit down.Copy !req
69. Take a shot or something, huh?Copy !req
70. The fuck are you looking at?Copy !req
71. The guy's becoming a liability,
and you fucking know it.Copy !req
72. I got it.Copy !req
73. I'll handle it.Copy !req
74. What the fuck is with this?Copy !req
75. We had a fucking agreement.Copy !req
76. You know how that fucking ends.Copy !req
77. If you're gonna be there,
I can't have this.Copy !req
78. You're losing your mind.Copy !req
79. Look, bro, there...
there's no fucking wayCopy !req
80. you are keeping me out of this.Copy !req
81. I know that.Copy !req
82. So you're good?Copy !req
83. Hey.Copy !req
84. Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
85. Fuck you.Copy !req
86. Hey, body bag, come here.Copy !req
87. Now you're an ammo bag.Copy !req
88. Hope you're ready, rookie.Copy !req
89. Fuck.Copy !req
90. Let's go.
Let's go. Move it!Copy !req
91. Load up!Copy !req
92. Hey, man, you want some gum?Copy !req
93. Sarge.Copy !req
94. This rookie is back here
fucking blowing it.Copy !req
95. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
96. His kid's one
of the ones missing.Copy !req
97. Oh.Copy !req
98. Just mind your own business,Copy !req
99. keep that little light
blinking,Copy !req
100. and you'll be all right.Copy !req
101. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
102. You seeing this?Copy !req
103. What is that?Copy !req
104. What the...Copy !req
105. Sarge, you said someoneCopy !req
106. followed the guy
to a location.Copy !req
107. That doesn't look
like just a fucking guyCopy !req
108. carrying that chainsaw.Copy !req
109. What are we dealing with?Copy !req
110. Whatever it is, we kill it.Copy !req
111. Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
112. Move, move, move!Copy !req
113. Ivy, eyes on that window.Copy !req
114. I don't see anything.Copy !req
115. - What are we waiting for?
- Shh.Copy !req
116. Fuck this.Copy !req
117. ET, God damn it.Copy !req
118. What the fuck?Copy !req
119. Hey.Copy !req
120. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
121. Jesus, here we go.Copy !req
122. Get ready.Copy !req
123. Another one down.Copy !req
124. ET, left.Copy !req
125. Get if off me!Copy !req
126. He's got me!Copy !req
127. Get it off!Copy !req
128. Got him.Copy !req
129. Fuck!Copy !req
130. ET!Copy !req
131. Aubert, Bennet, go with him.Copy !req
132. Hey. Not you, kid.Copy !req
133. Stay with me.Copy !req
134. Shit!Copy !req
135. Fuck.Copy !req
136. Shit!Copy !req
137. We lost ET.Copy !req
138. Fuck.Copy !req
139. Aubert, go.Copy !req
140. On it.Copy !req
141. All clear.Copy !req
142. Let's go.Copy !req
143. Good shit, man.Copy !req
144. Stork, let's go!Copy !req
145. Oh, shit.Copy !req
146. Hey, guys.Copy !req
147. Guys, you're gonna wanna see...Copy !req
148. What the fuck?Copy !req
149. Get up.
Get up. Get up.Copy !req
150. - Oh, shit.
- Come on.Copy !req
151. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
152. What the fuck?Copy !req
153. Shit!Copy !req
154. You gotta be
fucking kidding me.Copy !req
155. Find it, find it.Copy !req
156. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
157. Shit.Copy !req
158. Where's the fucking light?Copy !req
159. Fuck. Come on.Copy !req
160. Shh. Shh.Copy !req
161. Shh.Copy !req
162. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
163. What is it?Copy !req
164. Fuck.Copy !req
165. Two more!Copy !req
166. There's two more.Copy !req
167. Fuck you!Copy !req
168. Guys, I'm okay!Copy !req
169. What are you doing up there?Copy !req
170. Get down here!Copy !req
171. Fuck!Copy !req
172. Fuck.Copy !req
173. Jesus, man.Copy !req
174. Reload, everyone.Copy !req
175. Bennet, check right.Copy !req
176. Copy.Copy !req
177. Anyone hurt?Copy !req
178. I'm good.Copy !req
179. Nothing major.Copy !req
180. ET, sound off.Copy !req
181. Aubert, check him.Copy !req
182. Let me see, kid.Copy !req
183. Look at me.Copy !req
184. You did good.Copy !req
185. Kid's okay.Copy !req
186. It's not his blood.Copy !req
187. Hey, check this.Copy !req
188. It's the same bandage.Copy !req
189. It's the same wound on
every single one of them.Copy !req
190. Some kind of ritual?Copy !req
191. God knows.Copy !req
192. Now what?Copy !req
193. Now we go up.Copy !req
194. Fuck.Copy !req
195. Riley.
Riley!Copy !req
196. Riley!Copy !req
197. Riley!
- Hey, stop.Copy !req
198. Stop!Copy !req
199. He's gonna get
himself killed.Copy !req
200. Stop.Copy !req
201. Do what he just did,
and we all die.Copy !req
202. Do you understand?Copy !req
203. We do this right.
- Okay.Copy !req
204. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
205. Right.Copy !req
206. Fuck.Copy !req
207. God damn it.Copy !req
208. What the fuck
are these freaksCopy !req
209. doing with babies anyway?Copy !req
210. ET?Copy !req
211. ET, is that you?Copy !req
212. Shh!Copy !req
213. It's blocked.Copy !req
214. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
215. Shoot it in the knees.Copy !req
216. Shit.Copy !req
217. Let's just look.Copy !req
218. Hey, look at this.Copy !req
219. God damn.Copy !req
220. Came down right through
the fucking ceiling.Copy !req
221. What did?Copy !req
222. That.Copy !req
223. What are we looking at
here, Sarge?Copy !req
224. Some kind of meteor?Copy !req
225. I don't know.Copy !req
226. But it's cracked open.Copy !req
227. Like something crawled out.Copy !req
228. Whatever it is,
we don't touch it.Copy !req
229. You hear me?Copy !req
230. Hey, behind you!Copy !req
231. Shit.Copy !req
232. Don't shoot it.
It looks sick.Copy !req
233. I don't want its shit
all over us.Copy !req
234. Ah, fuck it.Copy !req
235. Damn it, Aubert.Copy !req
236. - Fuck.
- Clear.Copy !req
237. He's alone.Copy !req
238. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
239. Look at him.Copy !req
240. He's fucking out of it.Copy !req
241. Another bandage.Copy !req
242. Bennet, get a gun on him.Copy !req
243. Get a look in there.Copy !req
244. He's got no brains.Copy !req
245. Or his head is empty.Copy !req
246. Oh, my God.Copy !req
247. I'd be more worried
about where his brains wentCopy !req
248. in the first place.Copy !req
249. Hey, body bag,
put your camera in here.Copy !req
250. Help!Copy !req
251. Fuck. That's ET.Copy !req
252. Help.Copy !req
253. Hang on, ET!Copy !req
254. We're coming up there.Copy !req
255. Shh, shh. Quiet.Copy !req
256. Twinkle, twinkle...Copy !req
257. I think I see something.Copy !req
258. Little star,Copy !req
259. how I wonder...Copy !req
260. what you are.Copy !req
261. Ah!Copy !req
262. Wait.Copy !req
263. There's something up there.Copy !req
264. There's something
up there.Copy !req
265. Bennet, light.Copy !req
266. Fuck.Copy !req
267. We're not getting
through here.Copy !req
268. Fuck.Copy !req
269. Hey, wait, wait.Copy !req
270. What about the chainsaw?Copy !req
271. Oh, right.Copy !req
272. Yeah, do it.Copy !req
273. Aubert, come with me.Copy !req
274. You got it.Copy !req
275. Lost your fuckin' head
there, didn't ya?Copy !req
276. Go, go!Copy !req
277. Ivy, take it.Copy !req
278. I can't see shit.Copy !req
279. We'll all be dead if we
don't get through that door!Copy !req
280. Fuck.Copy !req
281. Fuck.Copy !req
282. - Let's go!
- There's a door.Copy !req
283. There's a door.Copy !req
284. You're first.Copy !req
285. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
286. Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go.Copy !req
287. I can't fit.
I'm caught.Copy !req
288. Camera, camera.
Come here.Copy !req
289. Gimme it, gimme it, gimme it.Copy !req
290. Get in, Tommy.Copy !req
291. Through, through, through.Copy !req
292. Fuck.Copy !req
293. - Let's go, let's go.
- Come on.Copy !req
294. Come on.
- My hat.Copy !req
295. Where's my hat?
- Here, here, here, here.Copy !req
296. Shit.Copy !req
297. Fuck.Copy !req
298. Move.Copy !req
299. Come on.Copy !req
300. Oh, man.Copy !req
301. Ivy.Copy !req
302. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
303. Don't fire.Copy !req
304. He's got one of the babies.Copy !req
305. Up above the tree so high,Copy !req
306. like the birds in...Copy !req
307. Sarge.Copy !req
308. ET.Copy !req
309. Are you up there?Copy !req
310. Whatever's up there,
whatever's responsible,Copy !req
311. make it pay.Copy !req
312. No reward for going
home with extra ammo.Copy !req
313. Amen, sister.Copy !req
314. Hey, Segura.Copy !req
315. Wear that uniform.Copy !req
316. Fuck.Copy !req
317. Ugh.Copy !req
318. Ugh.Copy !req
319. Ugh.Copy !req
320. What the hell is it?Copy !req
321. Ugh.Copy !req
322. Oh, my God.Copy !req
323. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
324. What the fuck?Copy !req
325. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
326. What the fuck is it?Copy !req
327. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
328. It's feeding the fucking baby.Copy !req
329. Amigo, light this fucker up.Copy !req
330. Guys, get it off me!
Get it off me!Copy !req
331. It's got me!Copy !req
332. It's got me!Copy !req
333. ET, wait, wait.Copy !req
334. I don't wanna do
this to you, pal.Copy !req
335. Come on, man. Keep back.Copy !req
336. I don't wanna do this!Copy !req
337. Ivy, put him down!Copy !req
338. Finish it.Copy !req
339. Phew.Copy !req
340. All right, cease fire.Copy !req
341. Oh, shit.Copy !req
342. Room?Copy !req
343. Segura?Copy !req
344. Fuckin' told you.Copy !req
345. So this is what it's like.Copy !req
346. Hey, hey.Copy !req
347. It's not going that way.Copy !req
348. All right?
You're not gonna die.Copy !req
349. No, no, no.Copy !req
350. To be like you guys,
hunting monsters...Copy !req
351. Something like this, kid.Copy !req
352. Yeah.Copy !req
353. Hey, welcome to Warden.Copy !req
354. Guys, help me get him up.Copy !req
355. What do we tell
the families?Copy !req
356. Maybe it's best we don't.Copy !req
357. In the 1950s, a family
of Chinese immigrantsCopy !req
358. arrived in Toronto
from Hong Kong.Copy !req
359. They were followed by good
fortune in their real estateCopy !req
360. and commercial endeavors.Copy !req
361. They purchased a beautiful,
sprawling houseCopy !req
362. built late in the Victorian
era on a large plot of land.Copy !req
363. The patriarch and matriarch
passed away in the 1980s,Copy !req
364. leaving the household
to their eldest son,Copy !req
365. who eventually ended up
putting the houseCopy !req
366. up for sale in the early '90s.Copy !req
367. Over that span of
liquidating assets,Copy !req
368. he was staying in the house.Copy !req
369. He started to
experience night terrorsCopy !req
370. and not sleeping well
at night.Copy !req
371. But what I understand
is the house was sold.Copy !req
372. And the eldest son
disappeared thereafter.Copy !req
373. The son was of the mind that
the house was either hauntedCopy !req
374. or there were some kind
of mysterious visitors,Copy !req
375. but he never declared that
he was being visited by aliens.Copy !req
376. In the Victorian era,
people may have hadCopy !req
377. strange experiences
with unknown beings.Copy !req
378. And they might have said
poltergeist or ghostCopy !req
379. or, in the 1950s,
due to the tenor of the times,Copy !req
380. they might have said Martian.Copy !req
381. Each generation possesses
its own languageCopy !req
382. and its own reference points
for reported encounters.Copy !req
383. The anxiety
that grips everyoneCopy !req
384. in that kind of situationCopy !req
385. is that they will be
called crazy.Copy !req
386. So he wants to prove
his sanity and recordCopy !req
387. evidence using VHS tech
of the strange happenings.Copy !req
388. There were two recordings
from the eldest son.Copy !req
389. One was a POV,
a Point of View,Copy !req
390. as well as a static camera.Copy !req
391. As far as a piece
of evidence that I thinkCopy !req
392. could be called definitive,Copy !req
393. you'd have to be able
to reach a pointCopy !req
394. where the arguments
against the evidenceCopy !req
395. start to become
more of a stretchCopy !req
396. than the arguments for it.Copy !req
397. I think that would be
my definition of a pieceCopy !req
398. of truly compelling evidence.Copy !req
399. Fuck.Copy !req
400. Shit, shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
401. Fuck.Copy !req
402. Shh, shh.Copy !req
403. All right, man, lights.Copy !req
404. Roll camera, and music.Copy !req
405. Action.Copy !req
406. Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
407. Cut it, guys.Copy !req
408. Cut.Copy !req
409. - Is there a problem?
- Problem?Copy !req
410. She needs a fucking break!Copy !req
411. Take five, guys.Copy !req
412. Incompetent assholes.Copy !req
413. Fuck!Copy !req
414. Are you okay?Copy !req
415. Is she all right?Copy !req
416. Lights.Copy !req
417. Focus, Tara. Focus.Copy !req
418. Sorry.Copy !req
419. Because you do more for less.Copy !req
420. It's fine.Copy !req
421. Okay.Copy !req
422. Cool down, take a deep breath,Copy !req
423. and get ready
for another take, yeah?Copy !req
424. Okay?Copy !req
425. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
426. I'm really sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
427. Do you want a selfie?Copy !req
428. Thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
429. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
430. I think I should leave.Copy !req
431. Ma'am?Copy !req
432. But he made me.Copy !req
433. Ma'am...Copy !req
434. I like your face.Copy !req
435. She's one nudge away
from waking up.Copy !req
436. Thank you.Copy !req
437. Ma'am?Copy !req
438. Ma'am?Copy !req
439. What the hell?Copy !req
440. Tara.Copy !req
441. Tara? Tara?
Tara, Tara.Copy !req
442. What the fuck?Copy !req
443. Fuck!Copy !req
444. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
445. Shh, shh.Copy !req
446. Dance with me?Copy !req
447. Do you want a selfie?Copy !req
448. Culturally speaking, we all
defer to off-the-shelf images.Copy !req
449. Hello, hello?
Hello, hello?Copy !req
450. It's an aircraft, all right,
but like nothingCopy !req
451. I've ever seen before.
Hello?Copy !req
452. - What do you mean?
- Hello, hello?Copy !req
453. The mind's eye image of the
malevolent extraterrestrialCopy !req
454. helped shape the paradigm
of thinking about aliens.Copy !req
455. It only had four fingers.Copy !req
456. And on the tips of it were
a little suction cups.Copy !req
457. And they described
the arm as much largerCopy !req
458. here from the human,Copy !req
459. and the very short joint
up here.Copy !req
460. And the head was large.Copy !req
461. The eyes were very sunken in.Copy !req
462. When people speak of
anal probes or dissections,Copy !req
463. those accounts began
with communion.Copy !req
464. Whitley Strieber described
the presence of whatCopy !req
465. we now popularly call grays...Copy !req
466. slender limbs, a large
cranium, oval-shaped eyes.Copy !req
467. It's a cultural archetype.Copy !req
468. And a theme developed
that maybe we're not aloneCopy !req
469. and maybe our company
does not wish us well.Copy !req
470. Ah!Copy !req
471. Right.Copy !req
472. Zach Cam is a-rollin'.Copy !req
473. - Yeah.
- Wait, wait.Copy !req
474. How's our birthday boy doing?Copy !req
475. I wanted to go bowling.Copy !req
476. Rock and roll, baby.Copy !req
477. You don't know how to bowl.Copy !req
478. No fun.Copy !req
479. Hey, Zachy-poo.Copy !req
480. Noah here, obviously.Copy !req
481. Dude, happy 30th, compadre.Copy !req
482. Hey, ladies!Copy !req
483. No, no.Copy !req
484. We're not doing that stuff.Copy !req
485. - Yeah, we are.
- No, no.Copy !req
486. Dirty little boy.Copy !req
487. You're just a dirty little boy.Copy !req
488. Listen, listen, listen, man.Copy !req
489. I got your doc cam a-rollin'.Copy !req
490. Whoo!Copy !req
491. Oh, also, yeah, we all know
how you feel about,Copy !req
492. you know, heights.Copy !req
493. And I've just gotta say,Copy !req
494. I am totally in awe
of your bravery, dude.Copy !req
495. Like, holy shit.
- Whoo!Copy !req
496. Dude, this is gonna be
so dope.Copy !req
497. So dope.Copy !req
498. All right, all right.
Pass it over here now.Copy !req
499. Oh, also,
don't break my camera.Copy !req
500. Cool.Copy !req
501. Thank you.Copy !req
502. Five minutes to jump run.
Five minutes.Copy !req
503. Whoo!Copy !req
504. Okay.Copy !req
505. Happy birthday, Zachary.Copy !req
506. Whoo!Copy !req
507. My kids are going
to lose their fucking shitCopy !req
508. when they see this.Copy !req
509. I just have to say,
I am so proud of you.Copy !req
510. Proud of you!Copy !req
511. It's not the worst thing,
Okay?Copy !req
512. I know, I know.Copy !req
513. I'm just... oh.Copy !req
514. - Jesus.
- Whoa.Copy !req
515. Okay.Copy !req
516. Glad I skipped
breakfast this morning,Copy !req
517. but beers on me
when we get back.Copy !req
518. Whoo!Copy !req
519. Yes!Copy !req
520. Pass that sucker
back this way.Copy !req
521. Come here.Copy !req
522. You got it?Copy !req
523. Got it.Copy !req
524. Are we good, Skipper?Copy !req
525. - All good.
- Whoa.Copy !req
526. Minor crosswind.
Nothing to worry about.Copy !req
527. All right.
All right.Copy !req
528. Gonna make landing
dicey, though.Copy !req
529. Why... why'd he say that?Copy !req
530. - Clip it.
- Yeah, I got it, Dad.Copy !req
531. Thanks.Copy !req
532. Got it?Copy !req
533. And I'm clipped in.Copy !req
534. Okay.Copy !req
535. How do I look?Copy !req
536. Dude, Zach, I could get
into some serious shitCopy !req
537. for letting you wear
this, all right?Copy !req
538. So don't go posting
this footage anywhere.Copy !req
539. Man, I heard you
the first 50 times.Copy !req
540. All right?Copy !req
541. Hey, hey.Copy !req
542. This is some next-level
best friend shit, man.Copy !req
543. You ready to fly?Copy !req
544. Not really, Logan.Copy !req
545. Honestly, I'm kind of
freakin' out right now.Copy !req
546. Yeah, well, hey,
that's normal, man.Copy !req
547. You're about to jump
out of this planeCopy !req
548. and fly around like Iron
Man at 120 miles an hourCopy !req
549. for about 60 seconds.Copy !req
550. If you really want
to butter me up,Copy !req
551. you would have said Superman.
I'm a Superman guy.Copy !req
552. You know this.
Yeah.Copy !req
553. Yeah.Copy !req
554. Hey, listen, this shit
is next-level addictive,Copy !req
555. all right?Copy !req
556. After today, you're gonna be
begging me to come back up.Copy !req
557. I seriously doubt that, man.Copy !req
558. Look, maybe... maybe
you all jump, right?Copy !req
559. Like, I can just meet
you back at the hangar.Copy !req
560. He can take me down.Copy !req
561. Planes go both ways.Copy !req
562. You don't need me to jump.Copy !req
563. I got you.
Okay?Copy !req
564. We got you.Copy !req
565. Jess, can you tell him, please?Copy !req
566. Yes.Copy !req
567. Baby, I promise.Copy !req
568. I know that this is insane.
- Yeah.Copy !req
569. - This is fucking crazy, but...
- I know.Copy !req
570. It's gonna be amazing,
I swear.Copy !req
571. All right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
572. Plus, you look super
fuckin' hot in that jumpsuitCopy !req
573. Whoo!Copy !req
574. Hot, you say?Copy !req
575. I look hot?Copy !req
576. Hey, Logan, can I keep
the jumpsuit, man?Copy !req
577. I fuckin' love you guys.Copy !req
578. And if that were a text,
I would emphasize itCopy !req
579. and heart it.Copy !req
580. Hey, I love you.Copy !req
581. - I love you.
- Come here.Copy !req
582. Get under here.Copy !req
583. Mwah, mwah.Copy !req
584. Get outta here.
All right.Copy !req
585. Three minutes to altitude.Copy !req
586. - Okay.
- Whoo!Copy !req
587. All right, that's
three minutes, guys.Copy !req
588. Three minutes.
- Okay.Copy !req
589. Three minutes.
Clip in.Copy !req
590. Tandems clip in.Copy !req
591. Everyone secure your
latches, straps?Copy !req
592. Everyone good?Copy !req
593. Ready, babe?Copy !req
594. Okay.Copy !req
595. We are so crispy, guys.Copy !req
596. All right.Copy !req
597. Now, remember... keep
those backs arched.Copy !req
598. And when in doubt, pop
those crotches out, baby.Copy !req
599. - I felt all of that, man.
- It's the Viagra.Copy !req
600. Don't worry.Copy !req
601. That was right
on my back, okay?Copy !req
602. Hey, we clipped in?Copy !req
603. - Yeah, Z-man, scoot over.
- You all seeing this?Copy !req
604. What...Copy !req
605. Look out the window,
starboard side, 3:00 o'clock.Copy !req
606. The hell's starboard side?Copy !req
607. - No fucking way.
- No way.Copy !req
608. What is it?Copy !req
609. Whoa, shit.Copy !req
610. What the fuck is that, man?Copy !req
611. I can't see it.Copy !req
612. Whoa!Copy !req
613. Hey, what was that, man?Copy !req
614. That was a fucking UFO!Copy !req
615. What'd you see?Copy !req
616. I have no fuckin' idea.Copy !req
617. That's insane, bro.Copy !req
618. What are you looking at?Copy !req
619. What the fuck?Copy !req
620. Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
621. Guys, guys, guys.Copy !req
622. It's over here, now.
Look, look.Copy !req
623. Holy fucking shit, dude.Copy !req
624. Holy... oh, my God!Copy !req
625. We come in peace.Copy !req
626. Is this Area 51?Copy !req
627. - Whoa.
- Whoa.Copy !req
628. Fuckin'...Copy !req
629. What was that?Copy !req
630. That's military aircraft
in our air space.Copy !req
631. Oh...Copy !req
632. Whoa.Copy !req
633. We're headed back.Copy !req
634. - What the fuck was that?
- Jeez.Copy !req
635. Zach, this doesn't
look good, man.Copy !req
636. Shift over so I can
secure that last ring.Copy !req
637. I'm trying, man.Copy !req
638. I'm stuck.Copy !req
639. Oh, God.Copy !req
640. It's stuck on my balls.Copy !req
641. Work with me, Zach.Copy !req
642. Come on.Copy !req
643. Yo, we gotta jump.Copy !req
644. Get outta here.Copy !req
645. We gotta jump.Copy !req
646. Oh, shit!Copy !req
647. Oh, shit!Copy !req
648. Logan!Copy !req
649. Where's my chute?Copy !req
650. I can't pull it!Copy !req
651. Logan, pull the chute!Copy !req
652. Oh, shit!Copy !req
653. Logan?Copy !req
654. Logan.Copy !req
655. Logan.Copy !req
656. Logan, man, come on.Copy !req
657. Logan, man.Copy !req
658. Get me out of
these straps, man.Copy !req
659. Come on.Copy !req
660. Logan, you gotta
help me out, man.Copy !req
661. Come on.Copy !req
662. Logan.Copy !req
663. Logan.Copy !req
664. We gotta get outta here.Copy !req
665. We gotta... oh...Copy !req
666. Logan.Copy !req
667. Help!Copy !req
668. Somebody.Copy !req
669. Somebody help!Copy !req
670. Jess!Copy !req
671. Jess, where are...Copy !req
672. Zach!Copy !req
673. Brett.Copy !req
674. Where are you?Copy !req
675. Follow my voice.Copy !req
676. We're over here!Copy !req
677. Zach!Copy !req
678. Brett!Copy !req
679. Zach!Copy !req
680. We're over here.Copy !req
681. Oh.Copy !req
682. Oh, my God.Copy !req
683. Are you okay?Copy !req
684. Where's Logan?Copy !req
685. I don't... did you see Jess?Copy !req
686. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
687. She's not with us.Copy !req
688. Where's Logan?Copy !req
689. Where's Logan?Copy !req
690. I... he's...Copy !req
691. Zach, where is Logan?Copy !req
692. He's dead.Copy !req
693. What?Copy !req
694. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
695. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
696. Fuck, fuck!Copy !req
697. We're losing him.Copy !req
698. We're fucking losing him.Copy !req
699. Press down.Copy !req
700. Pressure, pressure.Copy !req
701. Oh.Copy !req
702. - Shit.
- Press, press, press down.Copy !req
703. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
704. Oh, my God.
Oh, God.Copy !req
705. There's so much blood.Copy !req
706. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
707. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
708. Jess?Copy !req
709. Oh, what the fuck?Copy !req
710. - The fuck's that?
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
711. The fuck do we do?
- Ugh.Copy !req
712. I don't fuckin' know.Copy !req
713. The fuck.Copy !req
714. Shit, fuck, okay.Copy !req
715. Oh, God.Copy !req
716. Oh, okay.
Okay.Copy !req
717. You guys see Jess?Copy !req
718. - Oh, my... oh...
- Fuck.Copy !req
719. Ugh.Copy !req
720. - Zach, help me!
- Fuck.Copy !req
721. Jess!Copy !req
722. Jess, is that you?Copy !req
723. Zach!Copy !req
724. Fuck.Copy !req
725. Oh, my God!Copy !req
726. Jess!Copy !req
727. Jess, I'm coming!Copy !req
728. What the...Copy !req
729. Now what the fuck?Copy !req
730. Oh, God!Copy !req
731. Oh, my God!Copy !req
732. Oh, my...Copy !req
733. Now run, run!
Fuck!Copy !req
734. Run!
Now!Copy !req
735. Run!
Let's go.Copy !req
736. Oh, shit!
- Let's go.Copy !req
737. - Britt, wait up.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God!Copy !req
738. Let's go!Copy !req
739. Run!
- Fuck.Copy !req
740. Come on!Copy !req
741. Come on!Copy !req
742. Yo, what the fuck was that?Copy !req
743. I don't fuckin' know.Copy !req
744. Run!Copy !req
745. Shut up and run!Copy !req
746. - Hey.
- Help!Copy !req
747. Fuck.
Where are we?Copy !req
748. Jess.Copy !req
749. Hey, guys.
Noah, stop!Copy !req
750. I heard Jess!Copy !req
751. What the fuck, dude?
Why are we stopping?Copy !req
752. - I heard Jess.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
753. I think I heard it too.Copy !req
754. Wait, listen.Copy !req
755. Oh, my God.Copy !req
756. Let's go.
Fuck.Copy !req
757. Go.Copy !req
758. Brittney!Copy !req
759. Brittney!Copy !req
760. Oh, my God.Copy !req
761. This way.Copy !req
762. Go, go, go.Copy !req
763. Run!Copy !req
764. Oh, my God.Copy !req
765. Fuck.Copy !req
766. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
767. What the fuck?Copy !req
768. Hurry up.Copy !req
769. - Run.
- Ooh.Copy !req
770. Run!Copy !req
771. Zach, come on!Copy !req
772. Zach!
- Yeah.Copy !req
773. Zach, what the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
774. Get up.
Get up!Copy !req
775. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
776. Zach, run, run, Zach!Copy !req
777. Run!Copy !req
778. Jess?Copy !req
779. Jess?Copy !req
780. Jess!Copy !req
781. Jess, babe.Copy !req
782. Babe, are you okay?Copy !req
783. Jess.Copy !req
784. Jess.Copy !req
785. Jess.Copy !req
786. No.Copy !req
787. I'm sorry.Copy !req
788. Fuck you!Copy !req
789. Help!Copy !req
790. Hey!
Hey!Copy !req
791. Hey!
Sir!Copy !req
792. Sir, stop the truck!Copy !req
793. Stop the truck!Copy !req
794. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
795. Oh, oh, thank...Copy !req
796. What the fuck?Copy !req
797. Sir, sir, we gotta get out.
No, no, no, no.Copy !req
798. We gotta to get
out of here, sir.Copy !req
799. Oh, shit.
- Son...Copy !req
800. you got till
the count of tres...Copy !req
801. Fucking kidding me?Copy !req
802. To get the hell
outta my truck.Copy !req
803. Sir, there is
something out there.Copy !req
804. We need to get the fuck
outta here right now, okay?Copy !req
805. It killed...
- One.Copy !req
806. My friends.
It killed my wife.Copy !req
807. Please, sir. Please.Copy !req
808. I'm not fucking
around with you.Copy !req
809. Just...
- Two.Copy !req
810. Sir, sir, please, please.Copy !req
811. I promise you I'm not...Copy !req
812. I'm not lying.Copy !req
813. Fuck this.Copy !req
814. Oh, oh...Copy !req
815. Come on.Copy !req
816. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
817. Oh, God.Copy !req
818. Come on.Copy !req
819. Please.Copy !req
820. Please.Copy !req
821. Oh, you've gotta
be fucking kidding.Copy !req
822. Shit.Copy !req
823. Oh.Copy !req
824. Fuck.Copy !req
825. Oh, shit.Copy !req
826. Oh!Copy !req
827. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
828. Oh, shit.Copy !req
829. Oh.Copy !req
830. Oh, oh.Copy !req
831. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
832. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.Copy !req
833. We are desperate
to break out of the conditionsCopy !req
834. of everyday life.Copy !req
835. Hey, got it.Copy !req
836. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
837. Roger.Copy !req
838. When I was a kid,
I never dreamtCopy !req
839. that you would see serious
news reportage about UFOsCopy !req
840. or unexplained encounters,
unknown tech.Copy !req
841. Well, if there's a...Copy !req
842. Look at that thing.Copy !req
843. It's rotating.Copy !req
844. Whenever I see
a piece of footage,Copy !req
845. my first response is
to defer to analysts.Copy !req
846. I am not someone who has
the background or trainingCopy !req
847. to analyze footage.Copy !req
848. I've never seen
a real UFO video.Copy !req
849. I think they're all fake,
but I believeCopy !req
850. there could be
a second layer to whatCopy !req
851. we're about to watch today.Copy !req
852. All the orb videos
I've seen at this point...Copy !req
853. they look exactly like this.Copy !req
854. Thing flying never
changes directions.Copy !req
855. It's always in a straight lineCopy !req
856. because it's being filmed
from an airplane.Copy !req
857. - I'm Sam.
- I'm Niko.Copy !req
858. We are from Corridor Digital,
a YouTube channel.Copy !req
859. We have this series,
"Visual Effects Artists React,"Copy !req
860. where we do a weekly
breakdown of visual effects.Copy !req
861. And it was, like,
one moment in time whenCopy !req
862. UFOs were big on the news.Copy !req
863. And we figured,
let's look at theseCopy !req
864. and see if we can use our
knowledge of visual effectsCopy !req
865. to see if these videos
have been doctored.Copy !req
866. Oh, come on.Copy !req
867. VFX.Copy !req
868. Orb-like object.Copy !req
869. There's a moment
there where itCopy !req
870. looks like the classic,
like, latex balloon.Copy !req
871. If an alien video's
mystery depends on meCopy !req
872. not being able
to see it clearly,Copy !req
873. then that deducts
credibility from the video.Copy !req
874. But there is an aesthetic
to the nicely compressed,Copy !req
875. hard-to-see video.Copy !req
876. And it hits unlike
anything else, in my opinion.Copy !req
877. That's why everyone
likes filming spooky thingsCopy !req
878. with VHS cameras.Copy !req
879. Welcome to Doggy Dreamhouse,Copy !req
880. the happiest place in all
the land, if you're a dog.Copy !req
881. Are you going out of town
for a long weekend?Copy !req
882. We've got you covered.Copy !req
883. Did your little guy roll around
in mud or excrement?Copy !req
884. Well, no problem.Copy !req
885. Just bring him in and we'll
give your little stinkerCopy !req
886. the first class spa treatment.Copy !req
887. Has naughty behavior
become an issue?Copy !req
888. Well, if so,
we're the place to be.Copy !req
889. We specialize in all sorts
of animal training.Copy !req
890. You won't believe
the changes we can make.Copy !req
891. And this is Robert.Copy !req
892. Say hello, Robert.Copy !req
893. Robert is my baby.Copy !req
894. Aren't you?Copy !req
895. But here at Doggy Dreamhouse,
we treat all dogsCopy !req
896. like they're our very own.Copy !req
897. And for you helicopter
fur parents,Copy !req
898. each one of your
precious babiesCopy !req
899. will be outfitted with
a little collar cam,Copy !req
900. just like the one
that Robert is wearing.Copy !req
901. So you can keep tabs
on all the troubleCopy !req
902. your little troublemakers
are getting into...Copy !req
903. and all the fun
they'll be having.Copy !req
904. So come on down
to Doggy DreamhouseCopy !req
905. and have a bark-tastic day.Copy !req
906. Becky Baxter... been tracking
her online for a few weeks now.Copy !req
907. She runs her business
out of her house.Copy !req
908. Seems legit, except for these.Copy !req
909. - What are those?
- Jesus.Copy !req
910. God.Copy !req
911. Those are fucking
mutilated dog corpses.Copy !req
912. I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
913. - Stop. That is...
- Disgusting.Copy !req
914. - Revolt...
- What's the plan?Copy !req
915. How are we gonna take
this old lady down?Copy !req
916. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Dude.Copy !req
917. - Ageism.
- Thank you.Copy !req
918. Ageism.Copy !req
919. The plan is that
Stuart and AngelaCopy !req
920. will pose as our couple
wanting to board their dog.Copy !req
921. Think he'll be able
to pull off that role?Copy !req
922. Shut up, dude.
Come on, guys.Copy !req
923. You're so immature.Copy !req
924. - It's a little funny.
- Can you be an adult for...Copy !req
925. Can we focus here?Copy !req
926. Stuart and Angela will be
posing as our decoy couple.Copy !req
927. My dog, Pickles,
will be posing as their dog.Copy !req
928. We're gonna be using the kennel
cam, so make sure you getCopy !req
929. as much of the house
as possible.Copy !req
930. Will do.
We're on it, boss.Copy !req
931. Yep.Copy !req
932. Oh, come on in.Copy !req
933. Hey.Copy !req
934. Oh, hi.Copy !req
935. Hello.Copy !req
936. You must be Tom and Sarah?Copy !req
937. Hi.Copy !req
938. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
939. Nice to meet you too.Copy !req
940. Oh.Copy !req
941. And this must be Pickles.Copy !req
942. Oh, aren't you the most
precious creatureCopy !req
943. I've ever seen
in my whole life?Copy !req
944. Well, let's get you
out of that carrier.Copy !req
945. That's okay.Copy !req
946. I don't want him marking
his territory in your home.Copy !req
947. Oh, no, no, no.
That's totally fine.Copy !req
948. Let's let him stretch
his little legs.Copy !req
949. Seriously, he gets really
bad separation anxietyCopy !req
950. if Tom's not holding him...
- Yeah.Copy !req
951. - So...
- Okay.Copy !req
952. Well, suit yourself.Copy !req
953. Come on in, folks.Copy !req
954. This is it.Copy !req
955. Nothing fancy, I know.Copy !req
956. It's nice.Copy !req
957. Looks fun.Copy !req
958. Oh, it is.Copy !req
959. And this little
gentleman here is Robert.Copy !req
960. Come here, Robert.Copy !req
961. There you are.Copy !req
962. Robert, this is Pickles.Copy !req
963. Pickles, this is Robert.Copy !req
964. Yes.Copy !req
965. My sincerest hope is
that you two will becomeCopy !req
966. the very best of friends.Copy !req
967. Is something funny?Copy !req
968. No.Copy !req
969. Your dog is just...
he's so cute.Copy !req
970. Yeah.Copy !req
971. He is, isn't he?Copy !req
972. Yes.Copy !req
973. And he has the most
beautiful heart.Copy !req
974. Yeah?Copy !req
975. All right, down you go.Copy !req
976. Okay.Copy !req
977. Continuing with the tour,
back here is our kitchen.Copy !req
978. All of our meals are made
right here by yours, truly.Copy !req
979. All 100% healthy and organic
and 150% delicious.Copy !req
980. When you say "our meals,"
does anyone else live here?Copy !req
981. Well, if I didn't know
any better,Copy !req
982. I'd think you were prying
into my personal life.Copy !req
983. No, I didn't.Copy !req
984. You know, we...Copy !req
985. I'm messing with you.Copy !req
986. No, it's fine.Copy !req
987. Pry all you want.Copy !req
988. I've got nothin' to hide.Copy !req
989. I live here all by my
lonesome, not a suitorCopy !req
990. in sight.Copy !req
991. No, I meant the
meals are for us...Copy !req
992. for Robert and me and
any furry friends whoCopy !req
993. happen to be staying with us.Copy !req
994. Oh.Copy !req
995. And who are these guys?Copy !req
996. Oh, my sweet babies.Copy !req
997. You know, they say that
the hardest thing in lifeCopy !req
998. is when a parent has
to bury her children.Copy !req
999. And as far as I'm
concerned, the sameCopy !req
1000. is true with fur children.Copy !req
1001. These are my fur babies.Copy !req
1002. They've crossed over
the Rainbow Bridge.Copy !req
1003. Where's Gary?Copy !req
1004. Oh.Copy !req
1005. Gary was my most special
boy, so I have somethingCopy !req
1006. extra special planned for him.Copy !req
1007. You know, he was a Pomeranian,Copy !req
1008. but he had the heart
of a pit bull.Copy !req
1009. He was so protective
of his mommy.Copy !req
1010. No, he got a hold of this
nasty little intruderCopy !req
1011. and he sacrificed
his life for me.Copy !req
1012. It's a long story, but let's
just say he died a hero.Copy !req
1013. So you don't bury them?Copy !req
1014. Well, some, I do.Copy !req
1015. But it seems wrong,
somehow, to putCopy !req
1016. such precious things in the
ground and let them disappear.Copy !req
1017. This is how I honor them.Copy !req
1018. By mutilating their bodies?Copy !req
1019. - Stop.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
1020. - Stuart.
- It's barbaric.Copy !req
1021. Stop it.Copy !req
1022. It's okay.Copy !req
1023. He's entitled to his opinion.Copy !req
1024. I thought you said
your name was Tom.Copy !req
1025. It is.Copy !req
1026. But she called you Stuart.Copy !req
1027. Yeah.Copy !req
1028. That's a pet name...
middle name.Copy !req
1029. Oh.Copy !req
1030. Yeah, I'm not very
partial to pet names.Copy !req
1031. No.Copy !req
1032. Now, if Pickles
here were my dog,Copy !req
1033. I'd give him a more noble name,
something with weight,Copy !req
1034. like Henry or Julius.Copy !req
1035. Yes, I like that name for you.Copy !req
1036. Oh, it's so much more regal.Copy !req
1037. And these are not regal
quarters, are they?Copy !req
1038. No.Copy !req
1039. How rude of me.Copy !req
1040. I got so distracted
by Julius here that I almostCopy !req
1041. forgot to finish the tour.Copy !req
1042. How would you two like to see
where the dogs are trained?Copy !req
1043. I bet you'd be very
impressed by that.Copy !req
1044. We would like that,
wouldn't we, Tom?Copy !req
1045. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1046. And I'm sorry about
what I said earlier.Copy !req
1047. I just...
- Oh, no, no.Copy !req
1048. I shouldn't have said that.Copy !req
1049. It's okay.Copy !req
1050. Water under the bridge.Copy !req
1051. Oh, come on.Copy !req
1052. Follow the leader.Copy !req
1053. Oh, and don't mind the mess.Copy !req
1054. You know, I like to think it
gives the place character.Copy !req
1055. But as my mother used
to say too much clutterCopy !req
1056. is just clutter.Copy !req
1057. Jeez.Copy !req
1058. Ooh, Mr. Jumpy there.Copy !req
1059. Oh, that's just my brother, Bo.Copy !req
1060. Don't mind him.
- Hello.Copy !req
1061. Sorry for interrupting
your...Copy !req
1062. You said you lived alone.Copy !req
1063. Oh.Copy !req
1064. Well, it feels like
I do because BoCopy !req
1065. doesn't talk much these days,
ever since the accident.Copy !req
1066. God, he used to be
so annoying.Copy !req
1067. We would get in
the craziest fights.Copy !req
1068. He'd be like...
And I'd be like...Copy !req
1069. And we would just...Copy !req
1070. And now, he's as quiet
as a church mouse...Copy !req
1071. not like these rowdy kids
down here, huh, babies?Copy !req
1072. This is where we do
all of our training.Copy !req
1073. Oh, and this is
our grooming station,Copy !req
1074. or as Frederic here likes
to call it, the panic room.Copy !req
1075. Ooh.Copy !req
1076. I'm kidding.Copy !req
1077. He's a good boy.Copy !req
1078. He's just a little stinker.Copy !req
1079. And over here is where
we have our floor time.Copy !req
1080. It's just for playing
and socializing.Copy !req
1081. So what's all this?Copy !req
1082. Oh, that's my little
arts and crafts area.Copy !req
1083. It's how I keep all of my
babies alive and in my heart.Copy !req
1084. What's back there?Copy !req
1085. Well, this is
the time out corner.Copy !req
1086. It's where we keep
the naughty boys and girls,Copy !req
1087. like the ones who sneak into
people's personal spacesCopy !req
1088. and ask rude questions,
like you two, and like he did.Copy !req
1089. Help me.Copy !req
1090. No, no.Copy !req
1091. Stuart.Copy !req
1092. Oh, God.Copy !req
1093. Oh, God.Copy !req
1094. - Please.
- No.Copy !req
1095. Bad dog.Copy !req
1096. Bark.Copy !req
1097. - No more.
- Bark!Copy !req
1098. Please.Copy !req
1099. Louder!Copy !req
1100. There, there, Julius.Copy !req
1101. It's okay.Copy !req
1102. You're safe and sound now.Copy !req
1103. Yes.Copy !req
1104. Those nasty humans
can't hurt you anymore.Copy !req
1105. Come here, baby.Copy !req
1106. Oh, what a good boy.Copy !req
1107. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
1108. Thank you for calling
Doggy Dreamhouse,Copy !req
1109. where your doggies' dreams
become reality.Copy !req
1110. Please leave a detailed
message after the toneCopy !req
1111. and have a bark-tastic day.Copy !req
1112. Yeah, I'm not sure anyone's
getting these messages,Copy !req
1113. but again, this is Miles with
Humans Against Animal Cruelty.Copy !req
1114. And I'm looking for two
of our team members.Copy !req
1115. Please call me back
at 555-0172Copy !req
1116. as soon as you get this.Copy !req
1117. I really don't wanna have
to get the police involved.Copy !req
1118. Thank you.Copy !req
1119. Okay.Copy !req
1120. So today has been
an exciting day.Copy !req
1121. Bo was able to exhume
sweet Cynthia and MarcusCopy !req
1122. from the little cemetery
out back...Copy !req
1123. here they are
during better times.Copy !req
1124. And here is my little
rascal, Abraham.Copy !req
1125. Oh, there he is.Copy !req
1126. I am so, so, so excited toCopy !req
1127. show you the progress
that Abraham is making.Copy !req
1128. He's almost back
to his old, snarly self.Copy !req
1129. Yeah.Copy !req
1130. Bo loved Abraham.Copy !req
1131. Didn't you, Bo?Copy !req
1132. Yeah, they were like
two peas in a pod.Copy !req
1133. But before we get to our
soon-to-be graduate,Copy !req
1134. I just wanted to show you
we have some really greatCopy !req
1135. pieces here
for our new residentsCopy !req
1136. to help them
transition perfectly.Copy !req
1137. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
1138. And he has been a little devil,
haven't you?Copy !req
1139. Yeah, he's definitely
the naughtierCopy !req
1140. of our two new students.Copy !req
1141. Oh, now, Marcus, that's not
how good boys ask for treats.Copy !req
1142. Please.Copy !req
1143. Please.Copy !req
1144. No.Copy !req
1145. "Please" is a word that
humans use when theyCopy !req
1146. want to pretend to be nice.Copy !req
1147. Nice dogs are just nice.Copy !req
1148. Okay.Copy !req
1149. Okay.Copy !req
1150. Nap time for Marcus.Copy !req
1151. Good boy.Copy !req
1152. Okay.Copy !req
1153. And over here,
we have Cynthia.Copy !req
1154. Cynthia, what do you say?Copy !req
1155. No.Copy !req
1156. More.
Speak.Copy !req
1157. Good girl.Copy !req
1158. Good girl.Copy !req
1159. Someone deserves
a good girl treat.Copy !req
1160. Here we go.Copy !req
1161. Give me your paw.Copy !req
1162. Good job.Copy !req
1163. Here you go.Copy !req
1164. Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
1165. The swelling will
go down soon enough.Copy !req
1166. And then treat time will
only be a good time.Copy !req
1167. You've just gotta adjust.Copy !req
1168. That's what I had to do
when my husband passed.Copy !req
1169. You gotta adjust.Copy !req
1170. Bo, we need to get
Marcus ready.Copy !req
1171. Oh!Copy !req
1172. No.Copy !req
1173. Bad dog.Copy !req
1174. Bo, get the rag.Copy !req
1175. Okay, we're back.Copy !req
1176. And I am so excited
to show you.Copy !req
1177. Marcus finally has a proper paw
for shaking, if he ever learnsCopy !req
1178. to shake, which he'd
better because Marcus wasCopy !req
1179. such a good little shaker boy.Copy !req
1180. And these here...
these are the paw pads.Copy !req
1181. This is gonna make it so much
more easy for him to walkCopy !req
1182. around on his hands and feet.Copy !req
1183. And now that he's being
a good little sleepy boy,Copy !req
1184. it's time to fix his snout.Copy !req
1185. Oh, and these chompers here are
gonna be so useful for chewingCopy !req
1186. his food and
protecting his mommy,Copy !req
1187. once the swelling goes down.Copy !req
1188. And then we're gonna put on
that cute little nose for allCopy !req
1189. those little nose boops.Copy !req
1190. Boop.Copy !req
1191. So we're here at this
psycho taxidermy lady's place.Copy !req
1192. We're gonna call
the cops, but...Copy !req
1193. But the cops are just
a bunch of corrupt fascists.Copy !req
1194. Dude, I got this.Copy !req
1195. Sorry.Copy !req
1196. Come on, let's do this.Copy !req
1197. Looks like your
friends are here.Copy !req
1198. That was fucking epic.Copy !req
1199. Did you get that?Copy !req
1200. Humans are
such entitled brutes,Copy !req
1201. just like you used to be.Copy !req
1202. Help, help, help.Copy !req
1203. No.Copy !req
1204. Bad dog, bad.Copy !req
1205. Bad.Copy !req
1206. Where's the third one?Copy !req
1207. Help!Copy !req
1208. Shoot.Copy !req
1209. Shoot, guys, I swear to God
I just heard Angela.Copy !req
1210. Help!Copy !req
1211. Holy shit.
That's her.Copy !req
1212. Help!Copy !req
1213. Hey, just keep filming.Copy !req
1214. Let's fucking go.Copy !req
1215. Huh, fuck.Copy !req
1216. What the fuck...Copy !req
1217. Here.Copy !req
1218. The fuck was that?Copy !req
1219. Stuart?Copy !req
1220. Shit.Copy !req
1221. Angela.Copy !req
1222. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1223. What the fuck?
What the fuck?Copy !req
1224. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1225. We're closed today.Copy !req
1226. Who are you?Copy !req
1227. Well, I'm her new fur mommy.Copy !req
1228. And you're intruding.Copy !req
1229. Boys.Copy !req
1230. Fuck is that?Copy !req
1231. Gary.Copy !req
1232. Abraham.Copy !req
1233. Hi.Copy !req
1234. Mommy needs your
help right now.Copy !req
1235. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1236. Sic 'em.Copy !req
1237. Oh.Copy !req
1238. Good boy, Gary.Copy !req
1239. Do you want a little treat?Copy !req
1240. Open up.Copy !req
1241. That's good.Copy !req
1242. Such a good boy.Copy !req
1243. Yeah.Copy !req
1244. Mama loves you.Copy !req
1245. Boop.Copy !req
1246. Oh.Copy !req
1247. In the 1950s, probably
due to the Cold War,Copy !req
1248. the dominant public point of
view was aliens as invaders,Copy !req
1249. which was brought to mass
popularity in the 1930sCopy !req
1250. by the great Orson Welles.Copy !req
1251. The verisimilitude was
such that some peopleCopy !req
1252. apparently believed it.Copy !req
1253. I mean, look, it's fun to be
a little bit of a trickster.Copy !req
1254. We've done it ourselves.Copy !req
1255. The whole world
thought it was real.Copy !req
1256. And Boston Dynamics got
death threats because of us.Copy !req
1257. A piece of footage like
this, even when it's exposed,Copy !req
1258. never dissuades
the true believers.Copy !req
1259. Orson didn't intend
to deceive.Copy !req
1260. He just intended to persuade.Copy !req
1261. Orson intended to
make a drama thatCopy !req
1262. was so thrilling that you
could momentarily forgetCopy !req
1263. what you were listening to.Copy !req
1264. And that fear response
just came out of you.Copy !req
1265. That's what
the best horror does.Copy !req
1266. The Mojave Desert has long
been a known UFO hot-spot,Copy !req
1267. since long before the famed
Mojave Incident of October 21,Copy !req
1268. 1989, when nine glowing lights
appeared in the sky and turnedCopy !req
1269. a couple's quiet weekend away
into an unearthly nightmare,Copy !req
1270. as Elise and Tom Gifford...Copy !req
1271. Elise and Tom Gifford.Copy !req
1272. Elise and Tom Gifford.Copy !req
1273. As Elise and Tom Gifford were
trapped in their camper vanCopy !req
1274. by nonhuman creatures.Copy !req
1275. It has also been a known
UFO hot-spot since longCopy !req
1276. before George Van Tassel...Copy !req
1277. fuck.Copy !req
1278. Since George Van
Tassel, a writer,Copy !req
1279. aircraft, engineer,
and ufologist builtCopy !req
1280. the Integratron 19 miles...Copy !req
1281. 17 miles.Copy !req
1282. Built the Integratron
17 miles outside of Joshua TreeCopy !req
1283. to harness
otherworldly energies,Copy !req
1284. he swore, coursing
through the area.Copy !req
1285. And just last week,
lights reappearedCopy !req
1286. in the California desert,
reminding us we are not alone.Copy !req
1287. Fuck.Copy !req
1288. Okay.Copy !req
1289. You said you saw the lights.Copy !req
1290. I did.Copy !req
1291. They started there.Copy !req
1292. Then they moved there...Copy !req
1293. all perfectly spaced
out, three of them.Copy !req
1294. And they kind of came
and went very quick.Copy !req
1295. How long were
you observing them?Copy !req
1296. 10, 15 minutes at most.Copy !req
1297. What television station
are you from again?Copy !req
1298. This is a documentary.Copy !req
1299. I'm not affiliated
with a news station.Copy !req
1300. I thought you told me
you were a reporter.Copy !req
1301. I also saw the lights
that way.Copy !req
1302. There were, like, six
bright lights up in the sky.Copy !req
1303. Little one broke off,
landed somewhere back there.Copy !req
1304. I rode out, tracked it down,
saw a bunch of, like,Copy !req
1305. little alien footprints.Copy !req
1306. Got a buddy over there, Bubba.Copy !req
1307. Bubba Quails.Copy !req
1308. He's, like, one of those
survivalist type.Copy !req
1309. He said they were out there
gathering animals.Copy !req
1310. What kind of animals?Copy !req
1311. We got all sorts of
fuckin' animals out here.Copy !req
1312. We got squirrels.Copy !req
1313. We got iguanas, tortoises,
spiders, you name it.Copy !req
1314. Your friend saw this,
like, for real?Copy !req
1315. In a vision.Copy !req
1316. Like, he saw it visually?Copy !req
1317. Nah, like one of those
vision quests.Copy !req
1318. You know,
the spiritual visions.Copy !req
1319. She says that
it started with two lights,Copy !req
1320. and then it became six.Copy !req
1321. And then they all flew away
except for one.Copy !req
1322. They make no sound at all.Copy !req
1323. They came into my room.Copy !req
1324. Wait.Copy !req
1325. Who came into your room?Copy !req
1326. The shadow people.Copy !req
1327. They tried to take Buttons.Copy !req
1328. What's Buttons?Copy !req
1329. My hamster.Copy !req
1330. So they didn't take Buttons?Copy !req
1331. No, I told them not to,
so they didn't.Copy !req
1332. And then they sang me a song.Copy !req
1333. Using the eyewitness
testimonyCopy !req
1334. and the initial reporting
in the desert news, which...Copy !req
1335. I can't believe
this hasn't alreadyCopy !req
1336. gone national,
considering there wereCopy !req
1337. over 20 eyewitness reports.Copy !req
1338. I have met myself
six campsites for the weekCopy !req
1339. under the path of the lights.Copy !req
1340. When we talk about
extraterrestrial lifeCopy !req
1341. visiting Earth,
we must first considerCopy !req
1342. the distance that
they would have to travel.Copy !req
1343. Let's say that they come
from Proxima Centauri,Copy !req
1344. the closest possible star,Copy !req
1345. basically our neighbor
in the galaxy.Copy !req
1346. They are a measly
4 light-years away.Copy !req
1347. So how do they get here?Copy !req
1348. And what happens when you
travel near the speed of light?Copy !req
1349. Because of course,
by all conventional means,Copy !req
1350. you can't travel
at the actual speed of light.Copy !req
1351. That's why physicists get
so excited about thingsCopy !req
1352. like wormholes and warp speed.Copy !req
1353. But let's say that you can
instantly accelerate to 99.9%Copy !req
1354. the speed of light
and instantlyCopy !req
1355. decelerate without
destroying your shipCopy !req
1356. or dying in the process.Copy !req
1357. Everyone on Earth will have
experienced about 4 years,Copy !req
1358. but for you,
that trip is only 2 weeks.Copy !req
1359. Now, let's say you're a little
bit further away... stillCopy !req
1360. really close to
us, but just, like,Copy !req
1361. a little bit further away.Copy !req
1362. That would be Andromeda.Copy !req
1363. So you will experience
a trip of about 28 years,Copy !req
1364. but everyone on Earth will
have aged 2.5 million years.Copy !req
1365. It's no small feat.Copy !req
1366. Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh,
shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.Copy !req
1367. Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
Did I get it?Copy !req
1368. Um, okay, I'm gonna rewind
and see if I got it.Copy !req
1369. So I didn't get it.Copy !req
1370. Maybe some lights.Copy !req
1371. Could have been an airplane.Copy !req
1372. And I guess
I taped over some shitCopy !req
1373. that I didn't
exactly intend to.Copy !req
1374. Go ahead, Steven.Copy !req
1375. Reason fuckin' 85 on why
Haley's a shitty mother.Copy !req
1376. There'll be other birthdays.Copy !req
1377. Okay.Copy !req
1378. There are these
floating lights.Copy !req
1379. They've been
flickering on and off.Copy !req
1380. And there are,
like, six of them.Copy !req
1381. I don't know
how to explain it.Copy !req
1382. I'm gonna try something.Copy !req
1383. This camera has an
infrared sensor.Copy !req
1384. And I'm gonna see if
maybe we can catchCopy !req
1385. a little more light with it.Copy !req
1386. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
1387. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1388. That's incredible.Copy !req
1389. Oh, completely gone.Copy !req
1390. Oh.Copy !req
1391. I'm gonna try to follow.Copy !req
1392. Suck it, Steve.Copy !req
1393. Suck it, Stanford.Copy !req
1394. Following the lights in the sky.Copy !req
1395. We did it, baby.Copy !req
1396. Fuck yeah.Copy !req
1397. Okay.Copy !req
1398. I think this is
where it came down.Copy !req
1399. And I'm not getting
anything in IR,Copy !req
1400. so let's try visible light.Copy !req
1401. Okay.Copy !req
1402. There's something over there.Copy !req
1403. Am I seeing...Copy !req
1404. I think I'm seeing
a light in the distance.Copy !req
1405. Doesn't seem to be
moving with me.Copy !req
1406. It's just right over there.Copy !req
1407. I can... I don't see
anything else.Copy !req
1408. It's just that.Copy !req
1409. There it is.Copy !req
1410. Yeah.Copy !req
1411. You see that?Copy !req
1412. Huh, look at that.Copy !req
1413. Okay.Copy !req
1414. I'm gonna get a little closer.Copy !req
1415. Okay.Copy !req
1416. Flickers on and off.Copy !req
1417. It's my light.Copy !req
1418. There's something.Copy !req
1419. I'm just gonna...Copy !req
1420. there's some
footprints, maybe.Copy !req
1421. They're leading away
from this.Copy !req
1422. It's very big.Copy !req
1423. It's reflective.Copy !req
1424. See?Copy !req
1425. It's reflecting my light.Copy !req
1426. And is it a spaceship?Copy !req
1427. I don't know.Copy !req
1428. Getting a little closer in.Copy !req
1429. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1430. I'm trying to get a sense
of how big this thing is.Copy !req
1431. And I can't.Copy !req
1432. Oh, God.Copy !req
1433. That's me.Copy !req
1434. Yeah.Copy !req
1435. The ship's reflecting me.Copy !req
1436. Okay.Copy !req
1437. There're some noises
maybe off in the distance.Copy !req
1438. But it doesn't look
like anybody's home.Copy !req
1439. Oh, God.Copy !req
1440. How am I gonna do this?Copy !req
1441. Okay.Copy !req
1442. All right.Copy !req
1443. Yeah.Copy !req
1444. Here we go.Copy !req
1445. Looks like it's made out
of, like... it's like a skin.Copy !req
1446. It's something on the walls.Copy !req
1447. Maybe some kind of...Copy !req
1448. I don't know.Copy !req
1449. It looks organic.Copy !req
1450. Not seeing any seats
or controls anywhere.Copy !req
1451. Oh.Copy !req
1452. God.Copy !req
1453. And the floor is, like,
a little bit squishy.Copy !req
1454. I don't know what
I'm looking at here.Copy !req
1455. Maybe it's like
an exoskeleton.Copy !req
1456. And there's, like...
it looks like dental flossCopy !req
1457. on the whole thing.Copy !req
1458. Obviously,
it's not dental floss,Copy !req
1459. but strings of something
all over the walls.Copy !req
1460. And there's patterns
or something here.Copy !req
1461. Oh, wow.Copy !req
1462. That's the darkest
thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
1463. Ugh.Copy !req
1464. Ugh.Copy !req
1465. Some kind of membrane
or something.Copy !req
1466. Huh.Copy !req
1467. It's, like, a little bit wet.Copy !req
1468. Huh.Copy !req
1469. Smells like... I
don't know... nothing.Copy !req
1470. Gonna touch one of these,Copy !req
1471. see what happens.Copy !req
1472. Oh, I barely even touched it.Copy !req
1473. Holy hell.Copy !req
1474. That's sharp.Copy !req
1475. Oh, what is that?Copy !req
1476. Oh, no.Copy !req
1477. Oh, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1478. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1479. Ow, ow, ow.Copy !req
1480. Oh, it healed my cut.Copy !req
1481. Holy shit.Copy !req
1482. I'm guessing we just saw
the future first aid.Copy !req
1483. I mean, they just saw the
injury and responded to it...Copy !req
1484. little microscopic
nanotechnology.Copy !req
1485. Huh.Copy !req
1486. Those filaments are
a remarkable material.Copy !req
1487. I mean, it was... it cut
through me like butter,Copy !req
1488. but I guess if you had
a skin that was more,Copy !req
1489. say, dense,
for example... oh, fuck.Copy !req
1490. Oh, no.Copy !req
1491. So I turned my
camera light off.Copy !req
1492. Let me turn IR back on.Copy !req
1493. I can't see any of that...Copy !req
1494. look through the camera.Copy !req
1495. Whatever it is,
that pod is glowing.Copy !req
1496. Oh.Copy !req
1497. Oh.Copy !req
1498. Okay.Copy !req
1499. He went in there,
and it's closed.Copy !req
1500. I think it's sleeping.Copy !req
1501. There's, like, some kind of
pattern on the walls here.Copy !req
1502. I'm gonna see if
I can get this open.Copy !req
1503. Ow.Copy !req
1504. Wow. Wow.Copy !req
1505. It's beautiful.Copy !req
1506. Okay, this way now.Copy !req
1507. They've got animals in here.Copy !req
1508. Was that... it's
like an octopus.Copy !req
1509. There we've got a spider.Copy !req
1510. Oh.Copy !req
1511. I guess they don't have
a formula for humans...Copy !req
1512. some sort of lizard
or bird, maybe.Copy !req
1513. And it looks like this
is filling with some kindCopy !req
1514. of goo that's causing stasis.Copy !req
1515. I mean, it must be for
a long-distance travelCopy !req
1516. to keep them safe.Copy !req
1517. 28 years to Andromeda
is a long time.Copy !req
1518. The lights just
started pulsate.Copy !req
1519. I think it's probably time
I gotta get out of here.Copy !req
1520. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1521. Where's the door?Copy !req
1522. Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1523. Oh, God.Copy !req
1524. No.Copy !req
1525. Where the fuck did it go?
No, no, no.Copy !req
1526. It was right here.
It was right here.Copy !req
1527. Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.Copy !req
1528. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1529. This looks like some
kind of a countdown.Copy !req
1530. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1531. Please, please, please,
please, please, no.Copy !req
1532. I think they did the best
they could on my arm.Copy !req
1533. It looks like that was just
the initial push into orbit.Copy !req
1534. The force was incredible.Copy !req
1535. That's probably why
the animals and the pilots...Copy !req
1536. they need constant stasis.Copy !req
1537. I mean, I've never felt
anything like it.Copy !req
1538. The technology that you need
to go into hyperspeed...Copy !req
1539. I mean, it must be incredible.Copy !req
1540. I think you need shielding
and life supportCopy !req
1541. just for the heat
and the radiation alone.Copy !req
1542. I mean...Copy !req
1543. It's, uh...Copy !req
1544. Please, no more.Copy !req
1545. What really fascinates me
about this stuffCopy !req
1546. is what people believe.Copy !req
1547. The big mystery, of course, isCopy !req
1548. what happened
to the eldest son?Copy !req
1549. He vanished.Copy !req
1550. The property was left
vacant and abandoned.Copy !req
1551. So everything was sold.Copy !req
1552. The house was
turned into a museumCopy !req
1553. jointly managed by different
city and provincial agencies.Copy !req
1554. Those videotapes
probably wereCopy !req
1555. collected with all the assets
and sold at an auction.Copy !req
1556. In borderline or
controversial questions,Copy !req
1557. every piece of
evidence is goingCopy !req
1558. to function
almost like a mirrorCopy !req
1559. for the individual himself.Copy !req
1560. Whenever you're ready.Copy !req
1561. Like any other
piece of evidence,Copy !req
1562. the rejectionists are going
to say, gee, great makeup job.Copy !req
1563. And the believers are
gonna say, case closed.Copy !req
1564. - Ren.
- There he is.Copy !req
1565. - What's up?
- All right.Copy !req
1566. Hey.Copy !req
1567. It's a humanoid form.Copy !req
1568. He's pulling something
out of the eldest son.Copy !req
1569. Those are alien eggs, maybe.Copy !req
1570. Oh, it looks like
he's got the camera.Copy !req
1571. Now, this is
a probe lens, right?Copy !req
1572. It's grotesque.Copy !req
1573. Okay.Copy !req
1574. Real or not,
I am very uncomfortable.Copy !req
1575. That is really gross.Copy !req
1576. This has to be
analyzed, verified.Copy !req
1577. Now the real work has to begin.Copy !req