1. 10, 9, 8, 7,Copy !req
2. 6, 5, 4,Copy !req
3. 3, 2,1.Copy !req
4. This is
an important bust.Copy !req
5. We need it after slater
fucked up that raidCopy !req
6. at the strip club.Copy !req
7. Say hi, Gary.Copy !req
8. Hi, Gary.Copy !req
9. First drug raid, Gary?Copy !req
10. Yeah.Copy !req
11. We're coming up!Copy !req
12. I'll make the announcement
when we get inside!Copy !req
13. Police, search warrant, don't
move, show me your hands!Copy !req
14. Lab says that goopy
shit from the VanCopy !req
15. is a monster of a compound.Copy !req
16. So what?Copy !req
17. Do you shoot it,
slurp it, or sniff it?Copy !req
18. Well, we're about to find out.Copy !req
19. Let's assume it's
very fucking potentCopy !req
20. and highly addictive!Copy !req
21. Well, we all saw what
it did to that girl.Copy !req
22. Let's roll out!Copy !req
23. Listen up.
Get down means get fucking down.Copy !req
24. 10-26 means crime in progress,Copy !req
25. and 29-9 means erase
the fucking tape.Copy !req
26. Hey, you stay with me.Copy !req
27. Running out, going in!Copy !req
28. Police, search warrant!Copy !req
29. Police, search warrant!Copy !req
30. Clear!Copy !req
31. Police, search warrant!Copy !req
32. Police, police!Copy !req
33. Search warrant!
Search warrant!Copy !req
34. Coming up on your left.
Don't fucking shoot us.Copy !req
35. - Officer: Search warrant!
- Officer: We're taking the lead!Copy !req
36. Get the fuck back!Copy !req
37. - Petro: Low to the left!
- Officer: Damn it!Copy !req
38. Where are these fucks?Copy !req
39. Oursler,
slater, check in.Copy !req
40. Search warrant!Copy !req
41. We're seeing planes here.Copy !req
42. These guys could be
heavier-armed than we thought.Copy !req
43. Keep this channel clear,
you fucking professional!Copy !req
44. All are welcome.Copy !req
45. All are watching.Copy !req
46. Finally, followers,Copy !req
47. tonight is the night
you've been waiting for.Copy !req
48. Track my signal.
The signal is the stimulant.Copy !req
49. Clear! Clear!Copy !req
50. The signal
is the sedative.Copy !req
51. The signal is salvation.Copy !req
52. What the hell
is that smell?Copy !req
53. Forever starts right now.Copy !req
54. Birkhorn, don't move!Copy !req
55. Hands in the air, motherfucker.Copy !req
56. Fuck.Copy !req
57. Oh, those fucking eyes.Copy !req
58. Hey, I know this guy.Copy !req
59. He owns the video store
on my block.Copy !req
60. This is brayberry,
we found someCopy !req
61. of that goopy shit
from the videotape.Copy !req
62. We've also got a 419,
could be self-inflicted.Copy !req
63. - Officer: Police, first squad!
- Officer: Police!Copy !req
64. Are you gonna
keep crying, slater,Copy !req
65. or are you gonna find me
some drugs in there?Copy !req
66. Police, search warrant!Copy !req
67. Slater, we've got bodies!Copy !req
68. Maybe get another
tac unit on standby.Copy !req
69. This is a crime scene,
do not touch anything.Copy !req
70. Don't fuck with
my scene, slater!Copy !req
71. Slater,
let's keep moving.Copy !req
72. Got a lot of building to clear.Copy !req
73. We'll take the upper level.Copy !req
74. Hey,
I don't think that girlCopy !req
75. from the videotape is in here.Copy !req
76. It's an information
superhighwayCopy !req
77. that spans the globe,Copy !req
78. and it is called Internet,Copy !req
79. or just the net
to frequent users.Copy !req
80. Today millions of Americans
have personal computersCopy !req
81. and can access the net
for a modest monthly fee.Copy !req
82. I think I'll stick to
my telephone for now.Copy !req
83. And in local news, a number
of westerville residentsCopy !req
84. have come fonnard with
stories of a mysterious figureCopy !req
85. they're calling the rat man.Copy !req
86. Sounds like a superhero,
Camille.Copy !req
87. That is no superheroCopy !req
88. I'd want to meet, Mark.Copy !req
89. Eyewitnesses have said that
this man or man-animal hybridCopy !req
90. lives in the sewers
and comes out at night,Copy !req
91. but if you shine a light
directly at it,Copy !req
92. it suddenly disappears.Copy !req
93. Channel six's Holly marciano
has more.Copy !req
94. Is he an urban legend?Copy !req
95. Or is there really a creature
of unknown originCopy !req
96. lurking within the sewers?Copy !req
97. I was just out here
taking a walk at nightCopy !req
98. and I heard it making
noises down there.Copy !req
99. And it looked up at me like a...Copy !req
100. A clown.Copy !req
101. This amateur sketch
resembles what many of you sayCopy !req
102. the rat man looks like.Copy !req
103. Almost everyone has come up
with their own theoriesCopy !req
104. and explanations for the image.Copy !req
105. Yeah, my theory is the dude's
from the fucking prisonCopy !req
106. in Athens for, like,
the criminally insane.Copy !req
107. That's where my cousin went.Copy !req
108. Yeah, her crazy-ass
cousin was in there,Copy !req
109. so he's like
an escaped mental case.Copy !req
110. Oh, and he lives in the sewer
so that nobody can find him.Copy !req
111. Well, I believe
it's a sign from Jesus.Copy !req
112. It's time for
sinners and elitistsCopy !req
113. to get what's coming to them.Copy !req
114. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
115. So tell me, where did
you first see him?Copy !req
116. Right there.Copy !req
117. Behind me,
that's where I saw him.Copy !req
118. Right there.Copy !req
119. Okay, we're done.Copy !req
120. Thank you for your service.Copy !req
121. Fucking last time I need
to be in this forest.Copy !req
122. We could have picked
an easier path, you know.Copy !req
123. There are no paths.Copy !req
124. Yeah.Copy !req
125. So do you want more
b-roll of the forest?Copy !req
126. No, we have all kinds of footageCopy !req
127. of the forest
and the mouth of the drain.Copy !req
128. Jesus, Barry, what,
what does he want us to do,Copy !req
129. walk through raw sewage?Copy !req
130. No, I'm not being
dramatic, I just...Copy !req
131. Yeah.Copy !req
132. Yep, no problem.Copy !req
133. Okay.Copy !req
134. Looking a little stressed.Copy !req
135. You wanna get a drink
aftennards?Copy !req
136. - Jeff?
- Jeff: Yeah?Copy !req
137. - Fuck you.
- Jeff: Copy that.Copy !req
138. This is the remarkable
story of the rat man,Copy !req
139. - westerville's very own...
- Jeff: He said he might want itCopy !req
140. from inside the
drain, though, right?Copy !req
141. Yeah.Copy !req
142. I mean, it's a health hazard.
Look at it.Copy !req
143. Where is it?Copy !req
144. That guy's creepy.Copy !req
145. Yeah, let's get
out of his eye line.Copy !req
146. This is the remarkable
story of the rat man,Copy !req
147. westerville's very own
Loch Ness monster.Copy !req
148. It's a mystery that
can only be toldCopy !req
149. inside the cavernous tunnels
beneath our feet.Copy !req
150. I'm Holly marciano,
channel six news.Copy !req
151. Construction?Copy !req
152. - Let's go again.
- Jeff: Yeah, going again.Copy !req
153. Hang on, just gotta get focus.Copy !req
154. And alright.Copy !req
155. This is the remarkable story
of the rat man,Copy !req
156. westerville's very own
Loch Ness monster.Copy !req
157. - It's a myst...
- Jeff: Uh, the hell is that?Copy !req
158. Are you even...
What are you doing?Copy !req
159. No, no, no,
there's someone there.Copy !req
160. - Seriously.
- Holly: What? Oh, my god.Copy !req
161. I don't have the time
for these shenanigans.Copy !req
162. Can you fuck with me
about something else?Copy !req
163. Gimme a sec,
Holly, just hold on.Copy !req
164. Hello?Copy !req
165. Excuse me.Copy !req
166. Oh, man,
are you fucking kidding?Copy !req
167. What is it?Copy !req
168. I don't know.Copy !req
169. Yeah, it's just a bunch of junk.Copy !req
170. You think kids live down here?Copy !req
171. I don't know if
you'd call this living,Copy !req
172. but yeah, I mean, it's possible.Copy !req
173. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
174. You know, we are the
richest country in the worldCopy !req
175. and we treat people like this.Copy !req
176. It's shameful.Copy !req
177. We should record more of this.Copy !req
178. Right, evidence
of what it's likeCopy !req
179. to actually live down here.Copy !req
180. Wow, you are
really selling this, Holly.Copy !req
181. Don't be a dick.Copy !req
182. I'm serious,
this is a good story.Copy !req
183. Don't you have
an aa meeting?Copy !req
184. Fuck, ldont want to sit aroundCopy !req
185. and talk about my fucking
drinking problem, okay?Copy !req
186. Don't you want to do somethingCopy !req
187. that will make a difference,
Jeff?Copy !req
188. That will, like,
I don't know, help people?Copy !req
189. Help you get
your pulitzer, right?Copy !req
190. This is what we're
talking about.Copy !req
191. Holly!Copy !req
192. - Holly!
- Come!Copy !req
193. I need your light.Copy !req
194. Ah, fuck.Copy !req
195. Come on.Copy !req
196. - Jeff: What are you doing?
- Shh.Copy !req
197. What?Copy !req
198. What's going on?Copy !req
199. I think someone's here.Copy !req
200. Come on.Copy !req
201. Holy shit.Copy !req
202. Check, look behind you, check.Copy !req
203. This must be where he lives.Copy !req
204. Okay, so let's...Copy !req
205. I don't think we should be
messing with this right now.Copy !req
206. We don't have to
mess with anything,Copy !req
207. just get some footage.Copy !req
208. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff...Copy !req
209. Let's get
the fuck out of here.Copy !req
210. Just calm down,
calm down.Copy !req
211. - Jeff: No, no, no, no.
- Holly: Take a deep breath.Copy !req
212. - Jeff: I'm not... fuck.
- Holly: Shh.Copy !req
213. Fuck, is that him?Copy !req
214. It's okay, just take
a deep breath, alright?Copy !req
215. We didn't come this
far to get nothing.Copy !req
216. Just take a deep breath.
Let me get your camera.Copy !req
217. It's okay.Copy !req
218. Okay.Copy !req
219. - Give me a sec.
- Holly: Okay, good?Copy !req
220. Yeah, just give me a sec.Copy !req
221. Okay.Copy !req
222. I'm ready, do you see him?Copy !req
223. Yeah.Copy !req
224. Shh. Just relax.Copy !req
225. Hello.Copy !req
226. We didn't mean to scare you.Copy !req
227. We're... we're friends.
We just...Copy !req
228. We wanna ask you just
a couple of questions.Copy !req
229. Is that okay?Copy !req
230. Okay, I'm gonna come
a little bit closer.Copy !req
231. Okay, okay.Copy !req
232. Can I ask you what your name is?Copy !req
233. Bill.Copy !req
234. Bill.Copy !req
235. It's really nice
to meet you, bill.Copy !req
236. I'm Holly, and that's Jeff.Copy !req
237. Do you have a last name, bill?Copy !req
238. Are there other people that
live down here with you?Copy !req
239. Raatma.Copy !req
240. I'm sorry,
can you repeat that?Copy !req
241. Did you say rat man?Copy !req
242. Are... are you the rat man,
bill?Copy !req
243. Okay, uh...Copy !req
244. Thank you.Copy !req
245. Um, I'm going to leave
you my business card,Copy !req
246. - right here.
- Jeff: Holly!Copy !req
247. I'd love to follow up...Copy !req
248. Holly, Holly...Copy !req
249. Holly?Copy !req
250. Holly!Copy !req
251. Fuck this, I'm out,
I'm out of here.Copy !req
252. What...Copy !req
253. What the...Copy !req
254. Oh, my god!Copy !req
255. What?Copy !req
256. What, I don't knowCopy !req
257. what you want with...Copy !req
258. There are...Copy !req
259. There are people
that can help you,Copy !req
260. that can get you
on your feet, okay?Copy !req
261. I'm actually doing
a story on you.Copy !req
262. To show people that...Copy !req
263. That you're just, you're just...Copy !req
264. You're normal,
just you need some help,Copy !req
265. and I can help you.Copy !req
266. Okay, I can...Copy !req
267. If you just let me,
I can help you, okay?Copy !req
268. Just let me help you.Copy !req
269. - How?
- And I can help...Copy !req
270. How would you help?Copy !req
271. I wanted to tell their stories.Copy !req
272. I would tell their stories
to the public.Copy !req
273. - Man: Oh.
- I would help you.Copy !req
274. That's a very generous offer,Copy !req
275. but we're gonna
tell our own story.Copy !req
276. - Holly: Jeff?
- Holly?Copy !req
277. - Holly: Jeff, Jeff?
- Holly!Copy !req
278. Jeff!Copy !req
279. Stop, stop!Copy !req
280. No, turn that light off.
You're scaring him.Copy !req
281. Come on.Copy !req
282. Come on.Copy !req
283. That's it, come on.Copy !req
284. In the name of raatma.Copy !req
285. No, no!Copy !req
286. Please, no, no!Copy !req
287. Help me, please, no!Copy !req
288. - Holly: Please, no!
- Man: I thought you wereCopy !req
289. gonna do one of your
little news stories on us.Copy !req
290. No, please.Copy !req
291. Now you might
not realize it yet,Copy !req
292. but you are witnessing
the beginning of a new era.Copy !req
293. Only the righteous shall rise.Copy !req
294. Your friend wasn't worthy,
but you, who knows?Copy !req
295. For all of your sins,
you could be saved.Copy !req
296. No, please, please!Copy !req
297. No!Copy !req
298. - Holly: No, please!
- Give me that.Copy !req
299. It's time to see if you're
welcome in the new world.Copy !req
300. It's not for me to
answer evil for evil.Copy !req
301. We leave that to
the wrath of our new god.Copy !req
302. Please, no, god!Copy !req
303. Why, god?Copy !req
304. Compression technology.Copy !req
305. The veggie masher turns your
ordinary drab vegetablesCopy !req
306. into a tasty, mouthwatering
paste in mere seconds.Copy !req
307. Just mash and enjoy.Copy !req
308. With the veggie masher
from wonder health,Copy !req
309. you can finally unleash
the full vitaminCopy !req
310. and nutrient
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311. broccoli, peppers, peas.Copy !req
312. So why wait?Copy !req
313. Call this toll-free number
and order now.Copy !req
314. The veggie masher
from wonder health,Copy !req
315. a subsidiary of
mega tech pharmaceuticals.Copy !req
316. Now, I am very glad to
have our wonderful coworkerCopy !req
317. Holly marciano with us
following her incredible rescueCopy !req
318. after she got trapped
in a storm drain.Copy !req
319. Okay, come on.Copy !req
320. Come on, give me your hand.Copy !req
321. Gripping stuff.Copy !req
322. And as I'm sure our viewers
are by now aware,Copy !req
323. we are very sad to report
that cameraman Jeff wohlCopy !req
324. has yet to be found.Copy !req
325. But, Holly, we are so happy
to have you back.Copy !req
326. Thank you, Mark.
It's good to be back.Copy !req
327. It's the first day of fall,Copy !req
328. and there's no better way
to kick off the seasonCopy !req
329. than with westerville's 94th
annual pumpkin festival.Copy !req
330. People are already lining
up to raatma the hay rides,Copy !req
331. apple raatma, and of course,Copy !req
332. to see who will be crowned
the festival's largest raatma.Copy !req
333. Okay, why don't we
cut to commercial...Copy !req
334. Jesus fucking Christ!Copy !req
335. And in sports news,Copy !req
336. Ohio state plays the Indiana
hoosiers tomorrow night.Copy !req
337. Good luck to our buckeyes.Copy !req
338. I'm Holly marciano,
channel six news.Copy !req
339. Hail raatma.Copy !req
340. These super labs
can be booby-trapped,Copy !req
341. proceed with caution.Copy !req
342. Could be no one
left alive in here.Copy !req
343. You feeling
in over your head, Nash?Copy !req
344. Mind your own
fucking head, slater.Copy !req
345. I've got people,
there's people in here.Copy !req
346. Blue team,
we've got more dbs.Copy !req
347. Room full of bodies.Copy !req
348. Fuck me,
I'm calling for backup.Copy !req
349. No, not yet,
let's find the others.Copy !req
350. Hey, slater, what's your 10-20?Copy !req
351. Fuck if I know.Copy !req
352. Oursler and I got
fucking separated.Copy !req
353. Could be these bitches are
barricaded or got tipped off.Copy !req
354. Stay where you are.Copy !req
355. You know, if this thing
ever makes the news,Copy !req
356. and they ask for an interview,Copy !req
357. I can do it,
I got a face for TV.Copy !req
358. So with
these memorial videos,Copy !req
359. isn't it usually just
like home movies?Copy !req
360. We record our services
from time to time.Copy !req
361. You haven't yet met the family
of the deceased, have you?Copy !req
362. They are...Copy !req
363. Well, the main point isCopy !req
364. we never question
the request of the client.Copy !req
365. Grief is a personal matter.Copy !req
366. If the bereaved family
wants to include footageCopy !req
367. of the wake in their memorial
video, we are happy to oblige.Copy !req
368. I assume they're
paying extra for this.Copy !req
369. That also, yes.Copy !req
370. Hand me the battery.Copy !req
371. I've got it to program
for the cameras as well,Copy !req
372. so make sure you
keep this in cd mode,Copy !req
373. othennise you'll eject a tapeCopy !req
374. in the middle of
someone's eulogy.Copy !req
375. - Ready to go?
- Yeah, I parked out front.Copy !req
376. The wake's going to begin
at 9:00, so I would suggestCopy !req
377. - you open the doors...
- Yeah, I already know.Copy !req
378. - Why's the casket crooked?
- Hm?Copy !req
379. I didn't place it like that.Copy !req
380. You know I didn't go near it.Copy !req
381. Maybe I bumped it. Whatever.Copy !req
382. Oh, Jesus, that's heavy.Copy !req
383. Well, he was a big boy.Copy !req
384. Parts of him that
were left, anyway.Copy !req
385. Ronald, he's joking, right?Copy !req
386. The deceased was
in a severe accident.Copy !req
387. It is a closed casket wake.Copy !req
388. - Yeah, I knew that, but...
- Don't worry.Copy !req
389. I was more or less
able to get him backCopy !req
390. into his original shape.Copy !req
391. Pity about his face and head.Copy !req
392. But the family wanted him
put back together,Copy !req
393. and aside from that top part,
I'd say it's pretty good work.Copy !req
394. But don't take my word for it,Copy !req
395. why don't you have
a look for yourself?Copy !req
396. You're gonna do great, Hailey.Copy !req
397. I'll be in early tomorrow
morning to relieve you,Copy !req
398. so if anything serious
comes up, give me a call.Copy !req
399. And if it doesn't,
don't wake me up.Copy !req
400. Yes, I was just
about to switch out the tapes,Copy !req
401. but I feel dumb recording
myself just sitting here.Copy !req
402. Um, standing.Copy !req
403. I said to call me
if anything serious came up.Copy !req
404. Nothing happening
is not serious.Copy !req
405. It's a wake.
He's not going anywhere.Copy !req
406. Maybe they got
caught in the storm,Copy !req
407. or maybe nobody liked the guy.Copy !req
408. Okay, okay, sorry.Copy !req
409. Hey, Sharon, it's me.Copy !req
410. I know it's late,
but if you're up,Copy !req
411. give me a call at
the funeral home.Copy !req
412. No one's here
and I'm working all night.Copy !req
413. And I had a quick
question for you.Copy !req
414. Bye.Copy !req
415. Hello?Copy !req
416. I mean, Jensen funeral home.Copy !req
417. Hey, Sharon, yeah.Copy !req
418. Your mom still saves
the newspaper, right?Copy !req
419. No, I...Copy !req
420. No, that's fine.Copy !req
421. Listen, would you mind
checking the obituary pageCopy !req
422. in the last few issues for
a guy named Andrew Edwards?Copy !req
423. This is weird, but I'm supposedCopy !req
424. to be hosting his wake tonight,
and I...Copy !req
425. Something like that.Copy !req
426. Basically,
just in the past week.Copy !req
427. Yeah.Copy !req
428. Thanks, I appreciate it.Copy !req
429. Bye.Copy !req
430. Shit, shit.Copy !req
431. It's crooked?Copy !req
432. I am fucking telling you
he's alive in there.Copy !req
433. He fucking moved, I heard it.Copy !req
434. I promise you,
he is very dead, Hailey.Copy !req
435. If you can't handle one
under-attended wake...Copy !req
436. Hang on, here's Tim.Copy !req
437. Hailey, kid, I assure you
that body in that casketCopy !req
438. is not capable of moving.Copy !req
439. All those stories
about people waking upCopy !req
440. are just urban legends.Copy !req
441. It's just gasses escapingCopy !req
442. or one of the other
hundred chemical processesCopy !req
443. that can happen with embalmed
remains in the first 96.Copy !req
444. We talked about this.Copy !req
445. Gasses escaping.Copy !req
446. It's just you there, right?Copy !req
447. So go crack the lid
and take a peek.Copy !req
448. Seriously, I mean it, Ronnie
and I will stay on the lineCopy !req
449. and you'll see it's
just a person's remains.Copy !req
450. Might look a little gross,Copy !req
451. but that's all it is,
and you'll feel better.Copy !req
452. Hailey?Copy !req
453. No, you're right.Copy !req
454. It's just the remains settling,
I know that.Copy !req
455. Sorry, Tim.Copy !req
456. It's okay, kid.Copy !req
457. But don't call here again
tonight or Ron will fire you.Copy !req
458. Goodnight.Copy !req
459. This is Andrew's wake, no?Copy !req
460. Yes, yes.Copy !req
461. My gosh, I am so sorry.
Wait one second.Copy !req
462. We had a power outage, so...Copy !req
463. We met with a man before,
an old fellow.Copy !req
464. He's not here tonight?Copy !req
465. Oh, you must mean Ronald.
He's the manager.Copy !req
466. He'll be in tomorrow for
the funeral services itself,Copy !req
467. but I was given the
responsibility of the wake.Copy !req
468. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
469. Of course, I understand
very few could make it upCopy !req
470. in this storm.Copy !req
471. There's a tornado watch,
something like this.Copy !req
472. I listen to the weather.Copy !req
473. May I?Copy !req
474. My gosh, yes.Copy !req
475. Here.Copy !req
476. Are you family, or...Copy !req
477. Thank you very much.Copy !req
478. Oh, do you need anything else?Copy !req
479. No, I paid my respects
in full.Copy !req
480. Jensen funeral home.Copy !req
481. Hey, sorry,
I totally passed out.Copy !req
482. Don't sweat it, it's cool.Copy !req
483. No one showed up to
this wake tonight.Copy !req
484. It's been kind of creepy,Copy !req
485. so I wanted to know the deal
with the dead guy,Copy !req
486. but someone finally visited,
so now it's not as strange.Copy !req
487. Really,
someone showed up?Copy !req
488. What were they like?Copy !req
489. Why?Copy !req
490. I, like, flipped
through the tribuneCopy !req
491. for Andrew Edwards
like you said,Copy !req
492. but I didn't need to
look in the obituaries.Copy !req
493. He was on the front page.Copy !req
494. What?Copy !req
495. Andrew Edwards
is the name of the guyCopy !req
496. who jumped off the roof of
that church down in haysburg.Copy !req
497. You heard about that, right?Copy !req
498. He was on the roof for an hour
shouting crazy gibberish,Copy !req
499. and then he hit
the concrete stepsCopy !req
500. right as families were
beginning to show up for...Copy !req
501. Hello, Sharon?Copy !req
502. Hello?Copy !req
503. What?Copy !req
504. Mr. Edwards?Copy !req
505. Mr. Edwards, you've been
in an accident, okay?Copy !req
506. And there was...Copy !req
507. There's some kind of
a mistake at the morgue...Copy !req
508. He can't see me.Copy !req
509. Petro, we're on the move,
where are you?Copy !req
510. We're fucking lost
in here.Copy !req
511. Oh, god, there's
that smell again.Copy !req
512. It's worse than dead bodies.Copy !req
513. This is not the same staircase.Copy !req
514. Watch your step,
there's something on the floor.Copy !req
515. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
516. Petro, where the fuck are you?Copy !req
517. We've got another 419,
definitely not self-inflicted.Copy !req
518. We don't need more tech,
we need a gravedigger!Copy !req
519. We're gonna need more
than just one gravedigger.Copy !req
520. This is gonna get nastier.Copy !req
521. Petro!Copy !req
522. Oursler!Copy !req
523. Fucking radio isn't working.Copy !req
524. Petro, oursler!Copy !req
525. All officers
check in right fucking now!Copy !req
526. With radio interference,
this channel is not stable.Copy !req
527. We have to find
an exit right now.Copy !req
528. All are welcome.Copy !req
529. All are watching.Copy !req
530. Finally, followers,Copy !req
531. tonight is the night
you've been waiting for.Copy !req
532. Track my signal.Copy !req
533. The signal is the stimulant.Copy !req
534. The signal is the sedative.Copy !req
535. The signal is salvation.Copy !req
536. Forever starts right now.Copy !req
537. Hello.Copy !req
538. I... I thought you
promised no one would get hurt.Copy !req
539. Oh, Gary.Copy !req
540. Someone always gets hurt.Copy !req
541. What the fuck
is going on in there?Copy !req
542. If you cannot clear
the fucking place,Copy !req
543. then get the fuck
out of there now!Copy !req
544. Forever starts right now.Copy !req
545. Is spivy here with you, Nash?Copy !req
546. He got separated.Copy !req
547. Haven't laid eyes on him.Copy !req
548. I want to get the fuck
out of here.Copy !req
549. Spivy? Spivy.Copy !req
550. Spivy, oursler!Copy !req
551. Spivy?Copy !req
552. Spivy!Copy !req
553. Fucking hate this place.Copy !req
554. Spivy, come in.Copy !req
555. Brayberry.Copy !req
556. Fisher.Copy !req
557. Fucking anybody, come in!Copy !req
558. Try not to
lose your head, slater.Copy !req
559. Attention!Copy !req
560. Oh, god!Copy !req
561. No, no.Copy !req
562. God, no, please.Copy !req
563. I'm rolling.Copy !req
564. Okay, ready?Copy !req
565. You can go.Copy !req
566. Happy shall he be
that taketh and dashestCopy !req
567. thy little ones
against the stone.Copy !req
568. Yep, cool.Copy !req
569. America is plagued
by a black cancerCopy !req
570. that has been allowed to
rot this once-great landCopy !req
571. from within for far too long.Copy !req
572. We, the last decent
men of america,Copy !req
573. are the true patriots who
have given blood oathsCopy !req
574. to defend our way of life.Copy !req
575. We will take back america.Copy !req
576. Its rapists will be
put down in the gutter.Copy !req
577. We will put boots to them
and squash this mongrel hordeCopy !req
578. like the rats they are.Copy !req
579. We, the first patriots movement
militia, are coming for you.Copy !req
580. Our time of mass cleansing
is at hand.Copy !req
581. And with this weaponCopy !req
582. that Christ himself
in his infinite wisdomCopy !req
583. has seen fit to bestow upon us,Copy !req
584. we have become likened unto
a righteous fist of justiceCopy !req
585. that will smite the wickedness
from the face of this earth!Copy !req
586. - Yeah!
- The United StatesCopy !req
587. - of fuckdom will fall!
- Yeah!Copy !req
588. By god!Copy !req
589. Bob, what do I...
I got it on standby.Copy !req
590. - Now do I just press the button?
- Bob: Press the red button.Copy !req
591. Just press it, okay.Copy !req
592. I don't wanna press...
I don't wanna fuck it up.Copy !req
593. Let's go, let's go,
let's go, roll, roll, roll!Copy !req
594. Business, business time.Copy !req
595. Jesus fuck!Copy !req
596. Thanks for the puddle, Steve.Copy !req
597. Do you copy, we got a dash
on this building.Copy !req
598. Looks like a security entrance
to the east side.Copy !req
599. Employee parking lot,
and it's not open today,Copy !req
600. but guarantee on the day
it's gonna be open.Copy !req
601. Copy that.Copy !req
602. I'm looking at...Copy !req
603. Got one security camera.Copy !req
604. Two security camera,
three, four.Copy !req
605. We got definitely two X-ray
analyzers in the lobbyCopy !req
606. and maybe a retinal scan.Copy !req
607. I'll try to get some codes,
but if I don't, shit, guys.Copy !req
608. That was final.Copy !req
609. - Good job, good job.
- Man: Good job.Copy !req
610. Okay.Copy !req
611. We can maybe walk the beast in,Copy !req
612. but I don't think they're open
until well after sun's out.Copy !req
613. Does the front of
the building even get sunlight?Copy !req
614. If we miss our
weather window now,Copy !req
615. we're not gonna get sunlight
for a few months, Bob.Copy !req
616. No, no, no, no,
we have to go now.Copy !req
617. Maybe a bit drastic.Copy !req
618. We have to go in there
and hit them upCopy !req
619. when the building's
full up, okay?Copy !req
620. Hell yeah.Copy !req
621. They got a daycare.
They got a daycare.Copy !req
622. Okay, um, pull out.Copy !req
623. Oh, shit, front door it is.Copy !req
624. You know, at least the street
runs past there, right?Copy !req
625. Oh, hang on a moment
here, commandant, the...Copy !req
626. The loading dock.Copy !req
627. Oh, it's the
maintenance entrance,Copy !req
628. my cousin can get
us the passcode.Copy !req
629. Oh, nice, and the sun is
there most of the day, too.Copy !req
630. Well, gentlemen,
this is where we roll inCopy !req
631. and we detonate the abomination.Copy !req
632. Good shot.Copy !req
633. Tower one to eagle's nest.Copy !req
634. Go for eagle's nest.Copy !req
635. Package has landed.Copy !req
636. Copy that, tower one.Copy !req
637. Hope you weren't waiting long.Copy !req
638. Work as much,
but there's plenty of it.Copy !req
639. Greg.Copy !req
640. Gotta say, you boys
don't fool around.Copy !req
641. I'm very impressed
with the security here.Copy !req
642. Damn right, we're tight as
a fucking drum, right?Copy !req
643. Shut the fuck up, Jimmy,
you're out of order.Copy !req
644. My bad, sorry, commandant.Copy !req
645. Well-trained soldiers
you got there, Greg.Copy !req
646. It's herr commandant
when we're in uniform.Copy !req
647. Copy that, herr commandant.Copy !req
648. Now, your unit may be
a well-regulated militia.Copy !req
649. But you ain't nowhere near
well-armed enough...Copy !req
650. For the very necessary fight
you've got coming your way.Copy !req
651. My god, this is making
my fucking dick hard.Copy !req
652. This is making
all our dicks hard.Copy !req
653. Yeah, Bob,
I can see it from here.Copy !req
654. This will be more than enoughCopy !req
655. to hold off whatever authorities
come at you after the op.Copy !req
656. Hell, if those waco numbnutsCopy !req
657. would have had half
this hardware on hand,Copy !req
658. atf would still be out
there getting chewed up.Copy !req
659. Bet you these are
just drinking upCopy !req
660. - that fucking Iraqi blood, huh?
- Oh, fuck yeah!Copy !req
661. Fucking desert storm!Copy !req
662. Oy, desert buttfuck, Talon!Copy !req
663. No one at the police stationCopy !req
664. saw you taking
any of this stuff?Copy !req
665. Nope.Copy !req
666. How's that?Copy !req
667. We got friends everywhere.Copy !req
668. You know it.Copy !req
669. Especially with a grease stain
like ClintonCopy !req
670. in the white house.Copy !req
671. Lots of cops are
ready for you patriotsCopy !req
672. to take the feds down, hard.Copy !req
673. Could you say something,
herr commandant,Copy !req
674. about how momentous this
moment is for the cause?Copy !req
675. With the weapons and all.Copy !req
676. Cut.Copy !req
677. This is but a earthly arsenal.Copy !req
678. Well met, fellow warrior.Copy !req
679. This man here...Copy !req
680. This man heard wu tan's
clarion call to actionCopy !req
681. and he did his part.Copy !req
682. He hath armed us for
conflict sure to comeCopy !req
683. after the heroic act that
we have all given blood oathCopy !req
684. to undertake.Copy !req
685. We will topple the Patrick
v. McNamara federal buildingCopy !req
686. in the infested cesspit
of Detroit, Michigan.Copy !req
687. - Fuck yeah.
- Fucking right.Copy !req
688. And you're certain
the weapon works?Copy !req
689. The creature?Copy !req
690. Of course.Copy !req
691. So you tested it?Copy !req
692. Someone turn off
that fucking bell!Copy !req
693. - There.
- Man: Please, no.Copy !req
694. Please.Copy !req
695. Please.Copy !req
696. Please.Copy !req
697. Jimmy.Copy !req
698. Bucket.Copy !req
699. Come on, take that bit.Copy !req
700. Don't get any on you.Copy !req
701. You don't know what that
shit's gonna do to your skin.Copy !req
702. Yeah, drain him.Copy !req
703. Come on, bitch.Copy !req
704. Yeah, here we go.Copy !req
705. That's probably good enough.Copy !req
706. Pretty cool eyes.Copy !req
707. This one looks pretty cool.Copy !req
708. Kinda evil looking.Copy !req
709. Oh, shit, those coyotes?Copy !req
710. Yeah.Copy !req
711. Okay, let's do this.Copy !req
712. Good girl.Copy !req
713. Good girl.Copy !req
714. Okay, Phoebe, this
is the good stuff.Copy !req
715. This is to redeem the soul
of the goddamn us of a.Copy !req
716. - Bob: Oh, yeah.
- You understand me?Copy !req
717. Okay, get this for posterity,
can you focus this?Copy !req
718. - Bob: Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, let's get that.Copy !req
719. - Bob: Got it?
- Let's do this, yeah.Copy !req
720. Creature blood going
in, three, two, one.Copy !req
721. Say something,
herr commandant,Copy !req
722. on what we're doing here.Copy !req
723. Well, uh, I got
to thinking, Bob,Copy !req
724. that it would probably
be a good ideaCopy !req
725. to test the ultimate weapon
before we're fully committedCopy !req
726. and running the mission.Copy !req
727. Smart, really smart.Copy !req
728. What's taking him so...Copy !req
729. Oh, shit.Copy !req
730. Shit, here we go,
here we go, here we go.Copy !req
731. Run, boy, the sun is coming up!Copy !req
732. Everyone down, down!Copy !req
733. What in the actual fuck?Copy !req
734. - Jimmy!
- Jimmy: What?Copy !req
735. It's probably blocked
by the tree or something!Copy !req
736. Get in there, don't
be such a fucking...Copy !req
737. Fucking Christ.Copy !req
738. First martyrs
of the cause, baby!Copy !req
739. - Man: It happened, it worked!
- Man: It's gone!Copy !req
740. - Man: What'd you say?
- Man: It's gone!Copy !req
741. - Man: What?
- Man: Phoebe!Copy !req
742. - Man: It's gone!
- It works!Copy !req
743. Fuck you!Copy !req
744. Yeah!Copy !req
745. This fucking smoke!Copy !req
746. Alright, I give the go-ahead,
and...Copy !req
747. And fucking boom!Copy !req
748. Fuck, Chuck, one second.Copy !req
749. - Fuck.
- Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
750. They have to all go
down at the same time,Copy !req
751. - othennise these fucking...
- Sensor's just notCopy !req
752. fucking going, Greg,
I don't know what's going on.Copy !req
753. Well, then you go
and you get the part tomorrow.Copy !req
754. Guess what, we're going
the day after now.Copy !req
755. Fuck!Copy !req
756. Nothing can be left to chance.Copy !req
757. We are stepping onto
the world stage here.Copy !req
758. God in his infinite wisdom has
given us a boon for the ages.Copy !req
759. A metaphysical super weapon,
living destruction.Copy !req
760. I will not let
Christ the king down.Copy !req
761. We must do his good work
with honor!Copy !req
762. Yes, sir.Copy !req
763. Well, it looks like
it's one more dayCopy !req
764. until the fall of
the unholy American empire.Copy !req
765. But tonight...Copy !req
766. Tonight we will send off proper.Copy !req
767. We will cleanse ourselves
before the retribution.Copy !req
768. We will get cork high
and bottle deep!Copy !req
769. We're gonna get fucking wasted.Copy !req
770. Yeah!Copy !req
771. Alright, yeah!Copy !req
772. - Fucking...
- Commandant's private stash!Copy !req
773. Oh, get it!Copy !req
774. You gonna go piss?Copy !req
775. - A piss?
- Bob: You taking a piss?Copy !req
776. Are you gonna come
watch me take a piss?Copy !req
777. Yeah,
you want me to film it,Copy !req
778. - you fucking perv?
- Yeah, fucking go ahead.Copy !req
779. Hey, we're going to
the pissing hole!Copy !req
780. No, never rest, only pee!Copy !req
781. - Bob: Yeah.
- Never rest,Copy !req
782. - only pee!
- Bob: Only pee.Copy !req
783. Holy, ah, I tell you.Copy !req
784. Fucking...Copy !req
785. Let me tell you,
these were fucking...Copy !req
786. These are $12.Copy !req
787. Oh, Jessie, what the fuck?Copy !req
788. - I'll get... I'll get you.
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
789. I know how to use this.Copy !req
790. Oy, oy, oy, you're good.Copy !req
791. Bob, we need you, Bob!Copy !req
792. - You need a drink, Bob.
- Bob's out!Copy !req
793. - You need a drink.
- Bob!Copy !req
794. Give it to him.Copy !req
795. Your camera is your mask.Copy !req
796. Camera is my mask?Copy !req
797. Why don't you have a drink?Copy !req
798. You're wearing
a literal mask.Copy !req
799. - Jimmy: You have to have...
- Bob: I will have a drink.Copy !req
800. - Jimmy: A drink.
- Bob: I've been working hard.Copy !req
801. - Oh, you first.
- Jimmy: You know what?Copy !req
802. You're sick.Copy !req
803. Ow, ow.Copy !req
804. There he is.Copy !req
805. Fucking fuck.Copy !req
806. Fucking pussy.Copy !req
807. Steve.Copy !req
808. Steve.Copy !req
809. Where's the fucking monster?Copy !req
810. Let's fuck with him, man.Copy !req
811. - Steve: What?
- Bob: Let's fuck with him.Copy !req
812. You don't...Copy !req
813. You don't wanna piss on him?Copy !req
814. The fuck... Bob, what the fuck
is wrong with you, man?Copy !req
815. The fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
816. Bob, just go back to
the fucking party, man, okay?Copy !req
817. Let me do my thing, you go,
get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
818. The fuck?Copy !req
819. Pussy, I fucking knew you'd
pussy out, you little bitch.Copy !req
820. Fucking Steve.Copy !req
821. Welcome to romance hour.Copy !req
822. Oh, oh, wow.Copy !req
823. Give him a kiss.Copy !req
824. - What?
- Bob: Kiss him!Copy !req
825. You fucking dare me?Copy !req
826. Fucking do it!Copy !req
827. Fucking French him!Copy !req
828. Oh, my god.Copy !req
829. Give me that fucking thing.Copy !req
830. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
831. Bob!Copy !req
832. Oh, god!Copy !req
833. You sick fuck!Copy !req
834. Is that you?Copy !req
835. - Man: What the fuck?
- Man: Go, go, go!Copy !req
836. - Man: Wait, who the fuck...
- Man: Who's down at the barn?Copy !req
837. - Man: I don't know.
- Who's on fucking duty?Copy !req
838. - Greg: Who's on duty?
- It's supposed to be me.Copy !req
839. - I'm sorry!
- Greg: What the fuck?Copy !req
840. I'm sorry, commandant,
I'll fix it!Copy !req
841. - Oh, fuck.
- Go!Copy !req
842. - Greg: What are you doing?
- Man: I'll fix it!Copy !req
843. Who the fuck is that,
who the fuck is that?Copy !req
844. The fuck is that thing?Copy !req
845. Is that Terry?Copy !req
846. - Is that Terry?
- Man: Terry?Copy !req
847. - Who is that?
- Man: Terry's fucking dead!Copy !req
848. Oh, my god.Copy !req
849. Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
850. Terry's fucking dead.Copy !req
851. Do not fire until
I give the order!Copy !req
852. Who... who are we missing?Copy !req
853. - Um...
- Who?Copy !req
854. - Fucking Reed.
- Bob: Steve.Copy !req
855. Steve was on desk last night.Copy !req
856. Has anyone seen him?Copy !req
857. Steve, is that you, boy?Copy !req
858. What the fuck!Copy !req
859. Stop, wait!Copy !req
860. Wait, stop, stop, fucking wait!Copy !req
861. Fucking wait!
Take your hands off the trigger!Copy !req
862. Fucking...Copy !req
863. Judas fucking priest!Copy !req
864. - Steve: Greg?
- Steve!Copy !req
865. Steve, no, stop, stop,
you fucking idiot!Copy !req
866. You're covered in vampire blood!Copy !req
867. Stop moving, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
868. Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve!Copy !req
869. Come on, Greg.Copy !req
870. Mother fuck.Copy !req
871. Fuck, fuck this
evil abomination.Copy !req
872. We are gonna go in thereCopy !req
873. and we're gonna take
this creature down.Copy !req
874. We don't get in there
before sundown,Copy !req
875. we're not gonna be able
to do nothing noways.Copy !req
876. This fucking thing's
unstoppable at night, come on.Copy !req
877. Well, then, lock
and fucking load then.Copy !req
878. Move in!Copy !req
879. Dude, what the fuck
was that, what the fuck?Copy !req
880. Over here, come here.Copy !req
881. Fuck!Copy !req
882. - Oh shit, fuck.
- What?Copy !req
883. Fuck.Copy !req
884. Fucking thing, holy shit.Copy !req
885. Let's go, let's go, let's go.Copy !req
886. Clear!Copy !req
887. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
888. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
889. Oh, god!Copy !req
890. Oh, my god, Tom!Copy !req
891. What the fuck!Copy !req
892. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
893. I think we got him.Copy !req
894. Shit.Copy !req
895. Get up there!Copy !req
896. Shit!Copy !req
897. - Greg!
- My leg, my leg!Copy !req
898. Fuck!Copy !req
899. No, no, no!Copy !req
900. Shit!Copy !req
901. My leg!Copy !req
902. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
903. Christ is king,
Christ is king, Christ.Copy !req
904. Christ is king,
Christ is king, Christ is king,Copy !req
905. Christ, Christ is king.Copy !req
906. Christ is king, Christ is king,
Christ, Christ is king.Copy !req
907. Christ is king, Christ is king,
Christ is king,Copy !req
908. Christ, Christ, Christ is king,
Christ is king.Copy !req
909. Christ is king, Christ is king.Copy !req
910. Christ is king!Copy !req
911. Jesus fucking Christ!Copy !req
912. Get me out of here, god damn it!Copy !req
913. God can't help you now,
slater.Copy !req
914. Didn't you see that
last videotape?Copy !req
915. I saw you in that last tape.Copy !req
916. Slater's got some
explaining to do.Copy !req
917. We've got some
explaining to do.Copy !req
918. Fucking untie me!Copy !req
919. We're lost in here
with fucking junkies.Copy !req
920. You still think
this is a drug ring?Copy !req
921. It's our videotapes
that are the villain.Copy !req
922. Our videotapes are
gonna fuck you up.Copy !req
923. It's more like a trance.Copy !req
924. Are you telling me that spivyCopy !req
925. is in a fucking trance!Copy !req
926. No, spivy's dead.Copy !req
927. What the fuck is all of this?Copy !req
928. This is a far-out
fetish film cultCopy !req
929. of bootleggers pushing that
untouched, untouchable,Copy !req
930. nastiest of the nasties.Copy !req
931. Snuffing and fluffing,
cannibals, animals.Copy !req
932. Girls in white suits
fucking shit up!Copy !req
933. We deal in contraband content,
strictly vhs.Copy !req
934. Definitely illegal.Copy !req
935. Oh, my god, I didn't
think we'd get bustedCopy !req
936. by our own useless unit.Copy !req
937. Are you ready
for your close-up?Copy !req
938. What the fuck did you just say?Copy !req
939. We are the final girls.Copy !req
940. You're our final kill.Copy !req
941. Some help here, Nash?Copy !req
942. My camera's fucking stuck!Copy !req
943. This tape's gonna be
our best one yet.Copy !req
944. Fans are gonna go crazy.Copy !req
945. What should we call it?Copy !req
946. J“ dead cops, dead cops,
dead cops j“Copy !req
947. j“ dead cops down on the street j“Copy !req
948. j“ giving poor the heat j“Copy !req
949. j“ with their clubs and guns j“Copy !req
950. j“ we do it all for fun j“Copy !req
951. j“ dead cops, dead cops,
dead cops j“Copy !req
952. j“ dead cops, big bad and blue j“Copy !req
953. j“ they're in the klan too j“Copy !req
954. j“ brutality's their sport j“Copy !req
955. j“ we'll put 'em to the torch j“Copy !req
956. j“ dead cops, dead cops,
dead cops j“Copy !req
957. j“ dead cops j“Copy !req
958. J“ rebel, rebel on the street j“Copy !req
959. j“ makeup on my face,
stockings on my feet j“Copy !req
960. j“ all the straights
asking me why j“Copy !req
961. j“ I'm not a normal
American guy j“Copy !req
962. j“ what makes them so straight
and me so bent j“Copy !req
963. j“ what makes them so straight
and me so bent j“Copy !req
964. j“ what makes them so straight
and me so bent j“Copy !req
965. j“ what makes them so straight
and me so bent j“Copy !req
966. j“ call this the land
of the free j“Copy !req
967. j“ say it's the home
of the brave j“Copy !req
968. j“ you know they
call me a queen j“Copy !req
969. j“ just another human being j“Copy !req
970. j“ what makes america so straight
and me so bent j“Copy !req
971. j“ what makes america so
straight and me so bent j“Copy !req
972. j“ what makes america so straight
and me so bent j“Copy !req
973. j“ what makes america straight
and me so bent j“Copy !req
974. j“ your authority
and your power j“Copy !req
975. j“ has turned us sick and sour j“Copy !req
976. j“ and your justice is a lie j“Copy !req
977. j“ and we're gonna
fight until you die j“Copy !req
978. j“ what makes them so straight
and me so bent j“Copy !req
979. j“ what makes them so straight
and me so bent j“Copy !req
980. j“ what makes america so straight
and me so bent j“Copy !req
981. j“ what makes america so straight
and me so bent j“Copy !req
982. j“ dead cops, dead cops,
dead cops, dead cops j“Copy !req
983. j“ dead cops, dead cops j“Copy !req