1. Back up. Back up, back up.
Turn around, turn around.Copy !req
2. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
3. There they are.Copy !req
4. Show her tits!Copy !req
5. Ha ha ha! Whoo!Copy !req
6. Stop!Copy !req
7. Oh, shit! Run, run, run!
Go, go, go!Copy !req
8. - It's cool, huh?
- Hell, yeah.Copy !req
9. Yeah!Copy !req
10. All right,
watch your head, dude.Copy !req
11. It's all right.Copy !req
12. I got it, I got it.Copy !req
13. It's all right.Copy !req
14. I'll just fuckin' find
you a better camera.Copy !req
15. That's not a better camera
than this camera.Copy !req
16. Man, I'm gonna draw
two balls at once.Copy !req
17. What tape are you filming on?Copy !req
18. - Do what?
- What tape are you filming on?Copy !req
19. What the fuck are you
talking about, dude?Copy !req
20. Where'd you get the tape?
What's on the label?Copy !req
21. I don't know.
It was in your room.Copy !req
22. - But you don't know.
- Lights, lights, lights!Copy !req
23. ( Indistinct remark )
Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
24. Ow!Copy !req
25. - Stop!
- Show her tits!Copy !req
26. See? That is exactly
why I picked her.Copy !req
27. She has great fuckin' tits.Copy !req
28. Oh, you just knew
'cause you're a boob psychic.Copy !req
29. Yeah, well, we've
done this so many times.Copy !req
30. Dude, we get $50 every time
we do one of these things.Copy !req
31. I can get us more
than 50 bucks, man.Copy !req
32. I mean, that's
not bad for this—Copy !req
33. fifty dollars for
each time we do this.Copy !req
34. Dude, tell him about
the deal that you got.Copy !req
35. We hooked up with,
like, a reality porn place.Copy !req
36. Have you actually got paid?Copy !req
37. Has he said he'd
pay you, like, money?Copy !req
38. Twenty-five,
thirty times, yeah.Copy !req
39. I can get us more money
than that in one night.Copy !req
40. How you gonna get
more money than that?Copy !req
41. You can drop this fuckin'
pawnshop shit right now,Copy !req
42. if you want.Copy !req
43. We need to do skirts.Copy !req
44. Like, this coming summer.Copy !req
45. Hey, shut the fuck up, man.Copy !req
46. And run by and do— you
know, like, up-skirt stuff.Copy !req
47. Shut the fuck up, dudes! We
can get more money than that!Copy !req
48. What the hell, Gary?
God damn!Copy !req
49. get more than
that in one night!Copy !req
50. Okay, go up left here and
head towards Ryback road.Copy !req
51. Okay, here's the deal:Copy !req
52. We've gotta break
into this house,Copy !req
53. and all we have to do is
steal this one vhs tape.Copy !req
54. Dude, let's use
that fuckin' tape.Copy !req
55. Why don't you use that tape?Copy !req
56. Naw, man, let's use the tape.Copy !req
57. Yeah, we got
a tape right here.Copy !req
58. Dude ain't gotta check it!Copy !req
59. Anyways, the job pays,
so, like...Copy !req
60. It could lead to more work.Copy !req
61. Work?Copy !req
62. Anyway, he also saidCopy !req
63. he saw some of your stuff
online, so you have a fan.Copy !req
64. How's that work, man?Copy !req
65. We don't put our names
on any of this shit.Copy !req
66. I don't know.
I don't know.Copy !req
67. I wouldn't worry about it.Copy !req
68. Hey, you got crumbs
in your beard.Copy !req
69. Uh, yeah, sure.
No problem.Copy !req
70. What's that?Copy !req
71. - What are you talking about?
- Is that your camera?Copy !req
72. - What camera? What are you talking about?
- What the fuck?Copy !req
73. Hey, rock, hey, can you hold
my camera for a second?Copy !req
74. Be careful.
Be careful, okay?Copy !req
75. Dude, this nigger's house
is a mansion.Copy !req
76. He must be goddamn rich!Copy !req
77. Hey. Hey.
Who stays here?Copy !req
78. Some old guy.Copy !req
79. Like, some old guy's
here right now?Copy !req
80. Some old guy's here right now,Copy !req
81. and he's fucking sleeping,
so you've got to stay quiet.Copy !req
82. Wait a minute. Wait, wait.
What if he wakes up?Copy !req
83. Well, I'll fucking take
care of that, I guess.Copy !req
84. Yeah, I'll take care of that.Copy !req
85. Just shut your
fucking mouth, man.Copy !req
86. You're not gonna do
anything about it.Copy !req
87. Jesus.Copy !req
88. Hey.Copy !req
89. You two go upstairs, and we're
gonna look around down here.Copy !req
90. Fuckin' go up there.Copy !req
91. Shhh!Copy !req
92. Shut the fuck up, dude.Copy !req
93. Where the fuck is this tape?Copy !req
94. Everything's pretty much
empty in here.Copy !req
95. Fuck, what?Copy !req
96. What the fuck—?Copy !req
97. What the fuck, dude?Copy !req
98. Oh, shit!Copy !req
99. - Fuck.
- He's dead, man.Copy !req
100. - What?
- I figure he's dead.Copy !req
101. No fuckin' way.Copy !req
102. Oh, man, he smells.Copy !req
103. Gary!Copy !req
104. What the fuck?
Why are they yelling?Copy !req
105. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
106. You keep telling me
to shut the fuck up, dude.Copy !req
107. Look at all this.
Look at all this.Copy !req
108. He's dead.Copy !req
109. Don't touch the dude.Copy !req
110. What did you fuckin' do to him?Copy !req
111. Hey, Gary, Gary.
They took care of it.Copy !req
112. Who took care? Fuck you!
Who took care of him?Copy !req
113. - Shut the fuck up!
- There ain't no tape.Copy !req
114. Gary, there ain't
no tape. Just take this.Copy !req
115. Let's check all these.Copy !req
116. I told them to keep looking.Copy !req
117. Did you look in
the fucking machines?Copy !req
118. Hey, let's go—
hey, Gary.Copy !req
119. Yeah?
Let's check out the basement.Copy !req
120. Tryin' to find
the fuckin' tape, dude.Copy !req
121. Brad, Brad, Brad.Copy !req
122. - What?
- Stay with me, man.Copy !req
123. Fuck, no.
You stay in here.Copy !req
124. Those tapes haven't
been checked, dude.Copy !req
125. Hey, fuck you, man!Copy !req
126. I'm not fuckin'-- whoa, shit.Copy !req
127. Aw, fuck! Stay in here and
check out those tapes, man!Copy !req
128. Fine! Jesus!
Fuck!Copy !req
129. Jesus.Copy !req
130. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
131. Hello?Copy !req
132. Is there something...?Copy !req
133. Put 'em on,
put 'em on, put 'em on.Copy !req
134. Come on.
Okay, yeah.Copy !req
135. Oh, perfect fit!Copy !req
136. Gimme!
Gimme one of these!Copy !req
137. It's perfect!
In-I-I-ice!Copy !req
138. - Clint: What?
- That shit is so quad.Copy !req
139. You can't even fuckin' tell!
( Laughter )Copy !req
140. Oh, my God!
Look at him, huh?Copy !req
141. Hey, dude, check it
out, check it out.Copy !req
142. - You like these glasses, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
143. These are not just any
glasses, my friend.Copy !req
144. They're dork glasses.Copy !req
145. These are video glasses, bitch!Copy !req
146. There's a camera in that shit,Copy !req
147. there's a fuckin'
Mike in that shit.Copy !req
148. Dude, look at 'em!
You can't see 'it!Copy !req
149. It's awesome!Copy !req
150. - Where can you get 'em?
- Internet, like...Copy !req
151. Am I just, like, a spy now?Copy !req
152. Yeah, superspy, man—
super ass- and-titty spy.Copy !req
153. Yeah, tonight, I'm tellin' you.Copy !req
154. I get it.Copy !req
155. I know what you want to do.Copy !req
156. ( Laughter ) Yeah, you do!Copy !req
157. Oh, come on, turn
your fucking dick on.Copy !req
158. Turn it on, man!
Let's do this!Copy !req
159. Come on!Copy !req
160. - You're damn right!
- I'm not filming a porno.Copy !req
161. Let's do this! Shut up!
We're doing this!Copy !req
162. Come on, man!Copy !req
163. How do I turn these off?Copy !req
164. Controls are on the top.Copy !req
165. Now, this
is for fuckin' Clint,Copy !req
166. for fuckin' bein'
the fuckin' man tonight.Copy !req
167. Come on, let's do this!
Let's go, let's go!Copy !req
168. Ohh, so wholesome!Copy !req
169. Power up!Copy !req
170. Check it out. Turn
your brights on, yo.Copy !req
171. That's what we're doin'
to this girl, right there.Copy !req
172. That girl that
you see right there,Copy !req
173. we're gonna fuckin'
talk to her tonight,Copy !req
174. we're fuckin' doin' this shit.Copy !req
175. Ohh! Fuckin' thigh-high!Copy !req
176. no! If you're filming
right now, make sure—Copy !req
177. I don't want to
run out the battery.Copy !req
178. Roll on that ass.
Roll on that fuckin' ass.Copy !req
179. Like a cross between...
( Dance music playing )Copy !req
180. What? Speak up!
I can't—!Copy !req
181. We gotta fuckin'
get out of there.Copy !req
182. Okay, okay.
Where we gonna go now?Copy !req
183. Get your game face on.
You got it!Copy !req
184. I'm on! I'm on.
It's on right now.Copy !req
185. You're my boy. You got it.
Let's do this.Copy !req
186. So, you're— when you're
having your country breakfast,Copy !req
187. how many fuckin' flapjacks
are you gonna put down?Copy !req
188. I can do, like, five.Copy !req
189. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!Copy !req
190. - That's a good one!
- At the same time.Copy !req
191. Talking about
flapjacks with a girl.Copy !req
192. I could never do that.Copy !req
193. How could you even film that?Copy !req
194. You ready to shoot
Irish shit? What?Copy !req
195. Yeah, sure! Yeah!
All the time.Copy !req
196. Hey. Two.Copy !req
197. Two of your finest Irish shit.Copy !req
198. Hey, there's two more.Copy !req
199. - How 'bout—?
- Top-shelf Irish shit?Copy !req
200. Four Irish shit.Copy !req
201. Four of their
finest Irish—Copy !req
202. this isn't enough.
What about your friends?Copy !req
203. Yeah? Yeah!
Bring 'em over!Copy !req
204. Go introduce me.Copy !req
205. Okay.Copy !req
206. Stay!
Okay.Copy !req
207. Alex, do what she says, man.Copy !req
208. Get your bread!Copy !req
209. Get on it.Copy !req
210. - What, man?
- Dude.Copy !req
211. What?Copy !req
212. I-I have no idea
what you're saying.Copy !req
213. Why are you all alone?Copy !req
214. Thanks, man.Copy !req
215. Hey, you want to go
meet some people over there?Copy !req
216. I like you.Copy !req
217. Well, I like you too.Copy !req
218. So, do you ever come here...
Before?Copy !req
219. I like you.Copy !req
220. Oh, okay.Copy !req
221. Jesus. Fuck.Copy !req
222. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
223. What's up, guys?Copy !req
224. I'm leaving.Copy !req
225. Sir—!Copy !req
226. It's over.Copy !req
227. I need you to leave, sir.Copy !req
228. Whatever.
Get going.Copy !req
229. Okay, I'm going, I'm going.Copy !req
230. I'm fuckin' going.Copy !req
231. Tube tops are fuckin' stupid.Copy !req
232. Aw, you bein' a bitch!Copy !req
233. Aw, shit, all right,
be cool, be cool.Copy !req
234. Hey, lady, how you doin'?
You all right?Copy !req
235. So, you found a buddy?
You comin' back with us?Copy !req
236. What are you doing sitting
on the fucking ground?Copy !req
237. You look fuckin' stupid.Copy !req
238. Dude! Cleared out quick!Copy !req
239. All right, so you
guys are good to go.Copy !req
240. She's a fuckin' trip, huh?Copy !req
241. Which one of you
chuckleheads is driving?Copy !req
242. Holy shit!Copy !req
243. I'm coming down a little bit!Copy !req
244. I need to take it up
a fuckin' notch!Copy !req
245. She is on some
fuckin' drugs, dude!Copy !req
246. Look at her eyes.Copy !req
247. You can't even look at her.Copy !req
248. She's gon' suck yo' dick off!Copy !req
249. No, what's that?Copy !req
250. This is the notch, my dear.Copy !req
251. ( Laughter ) The notch.Copy !req
252. Oh, no!Copy !req
253. - Take it up your snosh!
- Oh, no, this—!Copy !req
254. Don't do it!Copy !req
255. Dude, she doesn't
want to, all right?Copy !req
256. Fine! She's a grown-ass
fuckin' woman!Copy !req
257. I don't think
she ought to do it.Copy !req
258. Grown-ass woman.Copy !req
259. All you've got to do
is cover upCopy !req
260. this little guy here
and take a sniff.Copy !req
261. Ay-yi-ya-ya!Copy !req
262. ( Sniffs ) Ooh!Copy !req
263. You don't
gotta trick her, man!Copy !req
264. What do you mean?
I'm not—Copy !req
265. I'm not tricking anyone, dude!Copy !req
266. Yeah! You're not fuckin'
trickin' anybody!Copy !req
267. There's a bunch of
grown-ass adults in here!Copy !req
268. You know what?
We are grown-ups.Copy !req
269. We're two fucking
grown-ass women,Copy !req
270. adults who crawled out of a
bar and got into your car.Copy !req
271. Stop it.
All right, all right.Copy !req
272. We did it 'cause
we fuckin' wanted to.Copy !req
273. You're not in charge, you dick.Copy !req
274. Hey! Watch with the—
the heavy-handedness!Copy !req
275. ( Laughter )
Heavy-handedness!Copy !req
276. Sassy!Copy !req
277. I don't know nothin'
'bout birthin' no babies.Copy !req
278. Come on, y'all, let's go.Copy !req
279. What the fuck?Copy !req
280. I got the key.
I got the key.Copy !req
281. Jesus Christ. You're
doing it wrong, man.Copy !req
282. Just go. Come on,
come on, come on.Copy !req
283. It's blinkin'.
Do it. Go in.Copy !req
284. Oh, what is that?Copy !req
285. It's...
Like you're on fire!Copy !req
286. ( Laughter )
Whatever!Copy !req
287. What's up, my negro?Copy !req
288. Hey.Copy !req
289. After you.Copy !req
290. You've reached the— the
freshness threshold.Copy !req
291. Get beyond that...
You are such a dork!Copy !req
292. I need— I need
to take a shower, dude.Copy !req
293. What?Copy !req
294. Hey... Are you okay?Copy !req
295. Okay.Copy !req
296. Ohh!
Yeah, dude!Copy !req
297. I guess they
like each other.Copy !req
298. I like you.Copy !req
299. Dude,
what's up, man?Copy !req
300. I'm just fuckin' sittin'
on the couch, dude!Copy !req
301. Jesus!
( Laughter )Copy !req
302. I mean...
Oh, my God.Copy !req
303. What are you, like a
fuckin' cat or something?Copy !req
304. Oh, Christ.Copy !req
305. Okay. We're cool,
we're cool, we're cool.Copy !req
306. This is cool.Copy !req
307. This is weird.Copy !req
308. Do you want to go?
( Inaudible )Copy !req
309. Do you want to go?
Do you understand?Copy !req
310. Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
311. Fuckin' garter belt's
gonna be tough.Copy !req
312. They're even tougher when
the girl's passed out, man.Copy !req
313. You shouldn't... What?Copy !req
314. She's done, dude, she's done.Copy !req
315. Don't do it. Stop now.
( Chuckles )Copy !req
316. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.Copy !req
317. Yeah, totally out, man.Copy !req
318. Yeah. Unresponsive right there.Copy !req
319. - Leave it alone.
- Wake up. Come on.Copy !req
320. Dude, she's passed out.Copy !req
321. Statutory, dude.
( Snaps fingers )Copy !req
322. Whatever! Don't
snap at me, asshole!Copy !req
323. Hey, come on.
Come on, wake up.Copy !req
324. It's cool.Copy !req
325. She's had a lot to drink.Copy !req
326. Dude, chill out.Copy !req
327. ( Laughter ) Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
328. Hey, whoa.Copy !req
329. Whoa, hey, man, it's cool, man.Copy !req
330. Hey, it's cool, man.Copy !req
331. Fucking wack!Copy !req
332. Hey, chill
dude, it's cool!Copy !req
333. ( Laughing ) Whatever.Copy !req
334. Hey, is everything cool?Copy !req
335. Yeah, everything's cool.
Everything's fucking cool. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
336. - We're cool.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
337. Hey, we doin' this
or what, huh?Copy !req
338. Doing what? I
don't— hey, are you okay?Copy !req
339. You okay?
You doin' all right?Copy !req
340. Fuck, man!
( Indistinct remark )Copy !req
341. You're beautiful.
I like your face.Copy !req
342. Shit, man,
shut the fuck up.Copy !req
343. Clint,
what are you doing?Copy !req
344. Get over here.
Get this shit.Copy !req
345. ( Laughter )
Ohh! Oh, shit!Copy !req
346. This is crazy!Copy !req
347. Hey. Hey, come here.Copy !req
348. Get this shit, dude.Copy !req
349. Wait,
hold on, Shane.Copy !req
350. Hey, hold on, look at this.Copy !req
351. Shane, come on, man.Copy !req
352. ( Gasping )
Fuck! Dude!Copy !req
353. No!Copy !req
354. Hold on, guys.Copy !req
355. Hold on.Copy !req
356. Hold on, I-I've got
to get outta here.Copy !req
357. Wow.Copy !req
358. You could have got her, man.Copy !req
359. What? Shit!
Sorry, Clint!Copy !req
360. - That girl just fuckin' bit me.
- Clint: Dude, what?Copy !req
361. Oh, fuck! She really
just fuckin' bit me!Copy !req
362. - Jesus Christ!
- Shane, she fuckin' bit him, man!Copy !req
363. No means no, asshole!Copy !req
364. - No, no, just stop.
- She's not into him.Copy !req
365. No, just stop, dude.
Just stop, man.Copy !req
366. Don't touch her.Copy !req
367. What's your fuckin' problem?Copy !req
368. I wasn't gonna— rrraaaaahhhhh!
( Overlapping shouts )Copy !req
369. Get the fuck
off of me! Shit!Copy !req
370. What the fuck?
What the fuck?Copy !req
371. What the fuck?
What the fuck?Copy !req
372. What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?Copy !req
373. What the fuck is that—?
( Hysterical cries )Copy !req
374. Patrick, shut up!Copy !req
375. Open the door!Copy !req
376. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
377. What the fuck is that?
What is going on?Copy !req
378. What did you see out there?Copy !req
379. Shane is dead!
I don't know!Copy !req
380. Shane's dead? Shane's dead?
Shane's fucking dead?Copy !req
381. I don't know!
I don't know!Copy !req
382. Fuck! Shit!Copy !req
383. What the fuck?
God damn it!Copy !req
384. What did you see?
What did you fuckin' see?Copy !req
385. What did you fucking see?Copy !req
386. - He's dead.
- He's dead?Copy !req
387. He's dead.
He's dead.Copy !req
388. He's— what do we do?Copy !req
389. Patrick, what do we do?Copy !req
390. Patrick!Copy !req
391. What do we do, man?
What do we do?Copy !req
392. Come on.Copy !req
393. Patrick. Patrick.Copy !req
394. Where are you going?Copy !req
395. Patrick, what are you doing?Copy !req
396. Oh, shit!
What is it?Copy !req
397. What is it?
Patrick!Copy !req
398. What do we do, man?Copy !req
399. Hey, where you going?Copy !req
400. Lisa!
Lisa, wake up!Copy !req
401. - Hey.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
402. Patrick, wait!
Wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
403. Lisa, wake the fuck up!
Come on!Copy !req
404. Patrick, what are you doing?Copy !req
405. Wake up!
( Screaming )Copy !req
406. Oh, shit!Copy !req
407. Get off me!Copy !req
408. Get off of me!
Get off of me!Copy !req
409. Ohh! Oh, God!Copy !req
410. I like you.Copy !req
411. No like?Copy !req
412. I'm sorry.Copy !req
413. Please! Please!Copy !req
414. Help! Help! Help!Copy !req
415. Please let me in!Copy !req
416. Please!
Please let me in!Copy !req
417. Please!
( Indistinct remarks )Copy !req
418. Let me in!Copy !req
419. Oh, God! Help me, please!
Get me out of here! Please!Copy !req
420. Dude...
Couldn't find it.Copy !req
421. Brad.Copy !req
422. Brad.Copy !req
423. The fuck—?Copy !req
424. What the fuck?Copy !req
425. It's not filming.
I mean... yeah...Copy !req
426. Then what's this
fucking red light?Copy !req
427. I mean, it's
a camera, but—Copy !req
428. Well, looks like we've
found all this guy's shit.Copy !req
429. Yeah, there's a ton
of shit in here.Copy !req
430. All right, you go that way.Copy !req
431. - I'm gonna go over here.
- All right.Copy !req
432. Found it!Copy !req
433. You got it?Copy !req
434. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
435. All right,
let me get over there.Copy !req
436. Which one is it?Copy !req
437. I don't know, man.Copy !req
438. He said we'd fucking
know, but I don't,Copy !req
439. so... uh... Get a bag,
and let's just takeCopy !req
440. all this shit up to the car.Copy !req
441. All right, let me—
let me find something.Copy !req
442. We're just gon' take all of it?Copy !req
443. Yeah, take all of it.Copy !req
444. Fuck.Copy !req
445. Okay, this crate.Copy !req
446. This crate right here.Copy !req
447. Oh, shit. Okay.Copy !req
448. This bag is better.Copy !req
449. Okay.Copy !req
450. Shit!Copy !req
451. Ah, shit! Gary!Copy !req
452. ( Hoarse whisper ) - Gary! Gary!
- What?Copy !req
453. There's a fuckin'
man down here!Copy !req
454. Shut the— dude, I'm
fuckin' dead serious.Copy !req
455. Do you want me to replay this?Copy !req
456. No.
Here. Take this fuckin' backpack.Copy !req
457. Here's a fuckin' crate.Copy !req
458. Let's just fuckin' go.Copy !req
459. There's not a man down here.Copy !req
460. Man... Mmmm...
I just saw— look.Copy !req
461. Right. I'm telling you,
he just crawled back there.Copy !req
462. Hey, dude,
there's nothing there.Copy !req
463. You're tripping.
That's what trippers do.Copy !req
464. I don't blame you.
But, like—Copy !req
465. I mean, it's a good
job at that,Copy !req
466. but you didn't see an
old fucker or whatever.Copy !req
467. Let's just hurry up
and get this shit and go.Copy !req
468. Oh. Um... okay.Copy !req
469. Hi.Copy !req
470. This is... uh...
We're going on a road trip.Copy !req
471. Sam and I are going
on a road trip,Copy !req
472. and I'm gonna be recording
our mementos, our memories.Copy !req
473. Um... first memory
is Sam already pulling overCopy !req
474. to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
475. But this is what we're
going to be looking atCopy !req
476. for a long time.Copy !req
477. Nothingness.Copy !req
478. Cars.Copy !req
479. What we got there?Copy !req
480. I don't see it.Copy !req
481. Looks like there's
bullet holes in the side.Copy !req
482. Wonder if people go out there
and shoot their guns at it.Copy !req
483. It's just, like, a fff...
Really messed-up car.Copy !req
484. That's crazy.Copy !req
485. Uh... Don't forget to drive
really slow on curves.Copy !req
486. Okay.Copy !req
487. What are you doing? You don't
want to get a sunburn?Copy !req
488. No, I don't want
to get a sunburn,Copy !req
489. and I forgot to buy sunscreen.Copy !req
490. Oh.Copy !req
491. It must suck to be
woken up all the time.Copy !req
492. Babe, are you
gonna wash your hands?Copy !req
493. Ugh!Copy !req
494. Promise me before we eat
you're gonna wash your hands.Copy !req
495. I'll wash my hands after
I eat with my hands.Copy !req
496. So this must be
the main drag.Copy !req
497. I can't imagine
there being much—Copy !req
498. singing barbecue.
Singing pig.Copy !req
499. - ( Shower running )
- So, Sam got this room.Copy !req
500. It's kind of dirty, and
there only two beds.Copy !req
501. I guess he didn't reserveCopy !req
502. with enough time
so that we could getCopy !req
503. a room with one bed,
which is annoying.Copy !req
504. But I guess it's okay,Copy !req
505. 'cause then at least
he won't steal the sheets.Copy !req
506. Um...Copy !req
507. But I'm gonna investigate
to see how dirty it is.Copy !req
508. Uh...Copy !req
509. Okay.Copy !req
510. This is the germiest part.Copy !req
511. Aah. Ew.Copy !req
512. There's, like,
stains all around.Copy !req
513. You think I could
pull off cowboy boots?Copy !req
514. - Mnh-mnh.
- No?Copy !req
515. - No.
- I don't think so either.Copy !req
516. I wish I could.Copy !req
517. It's sort of appealing
to me, but...Copy !req
518. How 'bout a big ol'
wallet like that?Copy !req
519. I like that.
I would want that.Copy !req
520. Big billfold.Copy !req
521. Yeah, I think that'd be cool.Copy !req
522. Cowboy hat? Could I
wear a cowboy hat?Copy !req
523. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
524. - Definitely.
- Think so?Copy !req
525. - Yeah.
- Should I go in and try one on?Copy !req
526. Yeah.Copy !req
527. Where are we?Copy !req
528. We're in wild west town.
Old town, wild west.Copy !req
529. We're at the wild west
junction.Copy !req
530. ( Sam chuckles ) All right?Copy !req
531. Come on in.Copy !req
532. Believe it or not,Copy !req
533. this old miner here
can see your future.Copy !req
534. Got some money? I'll
tell you all about it!Copy !req
535. - You got some money?
- I don't.Copy !req
536. How much does it cost
to tell your future?Copy !req
537. I think it costs a dollar.Copy !req
538. But remember the movie big?Copy !req
539. Are you afraid of your future?Copy !req
540. Hold on, let me see
if I've got a dollar.Copy !req
541. Hey there, feller.
This here's pappy,Copy !req
542. and it must be your lucky dayCopy !req
543. 'cause I have some words
of wisdom just for you.Copy !req
544. Listen up, now, you hear?Copy !req
545. A closed mouth
gathers no foot!Copy !req
546. Yep, yep. That's right.Copy !req
547. It's a whole lot better
to say just a little bitCopy !req
548. than to say too much
and wish you hadn't.Copy !req
549. You know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
550. Now, don't you be a stranger.Copy !req
551. I've got lots more
to say to you.Copy !req
552. ( Mechanism whirrs )
Oh, here we go.Copy !req
553. - Okay, ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
554. "A new turn of events
will soon come about.Copy !req
555. - A happy reunion with..."
- Hey, there, pardner!Copy !req
556. - Yep, I'm talkin' to you!
- "A happy reunion..."Copy !req
557. Pappy here's
got some wisdom for you!Copy !req
558. "A happy reunion
with a loved oneCopy !req
559. "will make life all
that you ever wanted itCopy !req
560. "or dreamed it to be.Copy !req
561. "You have a very
trusting natureCopy !req
562. "and are easily taken in
by so- called friends.Copy !req
563. "Do not be so anxious
to do favors unto others,Copy !req
564. "as there is one
who is just waitingCopy !req
565. to take advantage
of your good nature."Copy !req
566. A new turn of events
will soon come about.Copy !req
567. Happy reunion with a loved one.Copy !req
568. That's great. I'm gonna
keep that forever.Copy !req
569. - Sam: Stephanie?
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
570. Don't put that on.Copy !req
571. - Why not?
- 'Cause I don't want you to.Copy !req
572. I'm about to go to sleep.Copy !req
573. ( Gasps ) Oh, Jesus!
Oh, sorry.Copy !req
574. That scared me.Copy !req
575. ( Chuckles ) Hold on,
take your sweatshirt off.Copy !req
576. Are you recording this?Copy !req
577. - Yes.
- I really don't want to.Copy !req
578. Don't want to what?Copy !req
579. Come on, just take—
hold on.Copy !req
580. Take your sweatshirt off.
I have a really good idea.Copy !req
581. Just for one second, I promise.Copy !req
582. It's a super good idea.Copy !req
583. Okay.Copy !req
584. Ohh...!Copy !req
585. - Please don't do this.
- What?Copy !req
586. I just said I didn't want you
to record something like this.Copy !req
587. What are you asking about?Copy !req
588. I'm saying that... Stop!
( Laughing ) ( Sam laughing )Copy !req
589. - Come on.
- I don't want to film this.Copy !req
590. Come on. Come on, make out
with me for a second.Copy !req
591. I will make out with you
if you put the camera away.Copy !req
592. - But I don't want to.
- Why?Copy !req
593. 'Cause it's so good.
You look so hot, babe.Copy !req
594. Come on. Why are you
turning away?Copy !req
595. 'Cause I don't—
( Indistinct remark )Copy !req
596. Don't put that back on.Copy !req
597. Seriously?Copy !req
598. I said I would do it if you
would just turn the camera off.Copy !req
599. Well... That's boring,
with your sweatshirt on.Copy !req
600. Will you take your pants off?Copy !req
601. ( Laughing ) No.Copy !req
602. Come on! Gimme—
gimme something.Copy !req
603. Give me one victory.Copy !req
604. Ohh, you're so— oh,
God, you're so sexy!Copy !req
605. ( Laughing ) Stop!Copy !req
606. What are you doing? You
can't even enjoy this!Copy !req
607. You're holding a camera!
( Pounding on door )Copy !req
608. Shhh...!Copy !req
609. - You're being too loud!
- I'm not being too loud.Copy !req
610. Yes, you are!
You disturbed the neighbors!Copy !req
611. No, you disturbed
the neighbors.Copy !req
612. ( Pounding on door )
Come on, go answer it.Copy !req
613. Well, I'm not going
to answer it.Copy !req
614. - You go answer it.
- I don't want to. I'm scared!Copy !req
615. Are you—?
Go answer it!Copy !req
616. It's a girl.Copy !req
617. Sam?Copy !req
618. Sam?Copy !req
619. ( Clears throat ) What?Copy !req
620. Will you come out here
and tell me what happened?Copy !req
621. Huh?Copy !req
622. Will you come out here
and tell me what happened?Copy !req
623. What happened just now?Copy !req
624. Um... Well, somebody
knocked on our doorCopy !req
625. and I answered it,
and it was a girl—Copy !req
626. well, I don't know.Copy !req
627. She was like, young, but not—
not, like, a girl girl,Copy !req
628. like, a college-age girl.Copy !req
629. And...Copy !req
630. She asked if we could
give her a ride...Copy !req
631. - Tomorrow.
- Where?Copy !req
632. I don't know. It
didn't get that far.Copy !req
633. It was, like, really creepy.Copy !req
634. That's so weird.Copy !req
635. I know. It is
really weird.Copy !req
636. My only guess is that she must
be just going door to doorCopy !req
637. and asking everybody,
but why wouldn't you,Copy !req
638. like, wait for people to be
getting into their cars tomorrowCopy !req
639. to ask for a ride?Copy !req
640. It's, like, really...Copy !req
641. - Maybe it's an emergency.
- It didn't seem like an emergency.Copy !req
642. And also, she's,
like, not—Copy !req
643. she wasn't physically
intimidating,Copy !req
644. but I got instantly...
Nervous.Copy !req
645. There's something
really scary about her,Copy !req
646. even though I wasn't, like,Copy !req
647. afraid she was gonna hurt me,Copy !req
648. but she was just, like, weird.Copy !req
649. She's gone.Copy !req
650. What?Copy !req
651. She's gone.Copy !req
652. She's not there anymore.Copy !req
653. That's good, right?Copy !req
654. Yeah. Do you think we should
still call the police, though?Copy !req
655. no.Copy !req
656. Why not?Copy !req
657. I don't know.Copy !req
658. I wouldn't really
know what to say...Copy !req
659. - About it.
- Oh.Copy !req
660. And also, I just
don't feel like it.Copy !req
661. Haven't you noticed
there's, like,Copy !req
662. way more hitchhikers here
than you've ever seen?Copy !req
663. Yeah.Copy !req
664. And also I think this is, like,Copy !req
665. a part of the country
that has drug problems—Copy !req
666. - like, meth problems.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
667. So I feel like I would
rather just let it...Copy !req
668. - Go.
- Okay.Copy !req
669. And if she's still
there in the morning,Copy !req
670. then maybe we can
think about...Copy !req
671. Doing something about
it, but right now...Copy !req
672. I'm happy to let it drop.Copy !req
673. That's fine.Copy !req
674. Do you want to sleep
over here with me?Copy !req
675. Um, no. That's okay.
I'm fine.Copy !req
676. All right.Copy !req
677. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
678. I hope it doesn't rain.Copy !req
679. Does it look like
it's gonna rain?Copy !req
680. Yeah, it looks like
it's really gonna rain.Copy !req
681. Radio announcer: As far as
you can see, we've covered—Copy !req
682. tents, trucks, trailers,
whatever you can think of,Copy !req
683. for our fifth annual
rain dance festival.Copy !req
684. Mini casinos, fortune tellers,Copy !req
685. helicopter rides,
games, games...!Copy !req
686. Did you take money
out of my wallet?Copy !req
687. No.Copy !req
688. Yeah, you did.Copy !req
689. ( Laughing ) No, I didn't.Copy !req
690. Well, you must have because
I had $100 in here...Copy !req
691. - When would I do that?
- And now I have zero dollars in here.Copy !req
692. Well, I didn't, so maybe you
didn't actually have that money.Copy !req
693. What'd you buy?Copy !req
694. I didn't buy anything!Copy !req
695. I have my own money. I don't
need to take your money.Copy !req
696. Are you serious?Copy !req
697. - Did you...?
- ( Laughing ) What do you think I did?Copy !req
698. Well, I don't know...
I've been with you...Copy !req
699. - ... because the money's not here!
- ... this whole time!Copy !req
700. I've been with you
this whole time.Copy !req
701. I have no idea what you could
possibly be imagining right now.Copy !req
702. Well, it wouldn't be
the first time...Copy !req
703. You decided to treat yourself.Copy !req
704. How far can you go?Copy !req
705. I could probably go farther,
but I'm too scared.Copy !req
706. Here, I'm gonna go
a little further.Copy !req
707. Okay.Copy !req
708. Are you alive?Copy !req
709. Did you fall?Copy !req
710. ( Stephanie chuckles )
It's just a lady...Copy !req
711. Out there having a
conversation on a cellphone,Copy !req
712. but it's so quiet
that I can hear herCopy !req
713. even though she's
about 50 yards away.Copy !req
714. ( Chuckles ) Oh, weird!Copy !req
715. I don't think I can
get back up.Copy !req
716. - Do you need help?
- Maybe.Copy !req
717. Can't quite find
anything to grab on...Copy !req
718. ( Audibly exerts ) Nice work.Copy !req
719. - Thank you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
720. All right, so,
babe, I'm thinking...Copy !req
721. That we could drive home on 40Copy !req
722. and spend the night
in lake Havasu,Copy !req
723. and sort of break the trip
up so it's not so brutal...Copy !req
724. Or...Copy !req
725. My new idea is we could go a
little bit out of the wayCopy !req
726. and spend the night in VegasCopy !req
727. and still break the trip
up, for the most part,Copy !req
728. but also have, like, one
more day of... Fun.Copy !req
729. I just really badly
wanna play craps.Copy !req
730. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
731. I had so much fun
playing craps last time,Copy !req
732. and I haven't done it since.Copy !req
733. It's, like,
the really fun game.Copy !req
734. Real group participation game.Copy !req
735. Well, whatever you want to do.Copy !req
736. You— you get to pick.Copy !req
737. All right. That is definitely
what I want to do.Copy !req
738. I'm feeling lucky.Copy !req
739. Can I turn off the light?Copy !req
740. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
741. Did you erase it?Copy !req
742. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
743. What's so special
about this tape, anyway?Copy !req
744. I don't know.
( Objects clatter )Copy !req
745. Maybe it's a tape of a senatorCopy !req
746. fucking his daughter
or something,Copy !req
747. and we're gonna use it
for blackmail.Copy !req
748. I don't know,
as long as they pay us,Copy !req
749. but I'll tell you this,
we're gonna make tapes—Copy !req
750. - copies of the tapes.
- More money.Copy !req
751. Can you not put that
so close to my face?Copy !req
752. It's so annoying.Copy !req
753. Wait a minute— you go
to this lake every year?Copy !req
754. - Yep.
- By yourself?Copy !req
755. Um... yeah.Copy !req
756. But this year, I have you
guys, so it's gonna be fun.Copy !req
757. What do
you do, just, like,Copy !req
758. walk around the woods
and play with yourself?Copy !req
759. If— if that's what you do,
can I play with Samantha?Copy !req
760. Get it out—!Copy !req
761. Guys, let's
scare this guy.Copy !req
762. - Where?
- This guy over here.Copy !req
763. Are you ready?Copy !req
764. Wait, wait, wait,
what is he doing?Copy !req
765. Shit!Copy !req
766. Oh, shit!Copy !req
767. Ho ho ho!Copy !req
768. You almost fuckin'
killed that guy!Copy !req
769. He was
kind of cute, though.Copy !req
770. - What?
- He was.Copy !req
771. You are— you seriously
want to fuck anythingCopy !req
772. that has two legs with a
third tripod in between.Copy !req
773. I would never fuck you
and I would never fuck you.Copy !req
774. - Oh.
- Take it back. Take it back.Copy !req
775. - I might fuck you one day.
- Yeah, what kind of guys are you into?Copy !req
776. I'd fuck me.
Would you, Spider?Copy !req
777. - Fuck you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
778. Eh, probably.Copy !req
779. I don't understand.
You go to this lake every year.Copy !req
780. It's just, like a tradition-type
thing, or what's the deal?Copy !req
781. No, it's just fun, and not
many people go up there,Copy !req
782. so we'll have the place
to ourselves.Copy !req
783. Wait,
I'll get the door.Copy !req
784. It's good,
right?Copy !req
785. I want to see
you get it.Copy !req
786. Can I
have a piece?Copy !req
787. I just got
a piece for you!Copy !req
788. Because when you told me
about this trip,Copy !req
789. you said it was just
gonna be us girls,Copy !req
790. but now we're...
Wait a minute.Copy !req
791. Wait a minute.Copy !req
792. I need to document this, okay?Copy !req
793. You told me, Wendy—
Wendy, my sweet—Copy !req
794. that this was just
gonna be you and me,Copy !req
795. and now you've told her
that it's gonna beCopy !req
796. all girls trip.Copy !req
797. I'm just glad I'm with
some people and not alone.Copy !req
798. I don't want to hear
a word about you jerking off.Copy !req
799. I don't jerk off
that much, but...Copy !req
800. - Not that much?
- Come on!Copy !req
801. Is this it?Copy !req
802. I don't know.
Is this it?Copy !req
803. Oh, okay, yeah.
This is—Copy !req
804. ( dramatically ) Ooh, dead end!
Let's take the left!Copy !req
805. Really, Wendy?Copy !req
806. to go,
so fucking go, man.Copy !req
807. I can't catch that thing.Copy !req
808. Just get it.Copy !req
809. You have your
bowie knife, right?Copy !req
810. Oh! Get him, get him,
get him, get him!Copy !req
811. Do you got him?Copy !req
812. - What is that?
- It's a barracuda.Copy !req
813. - A what?
- A barracuda.Copy !req
814. - That's a fish, you idiot!
- It's a barracuda... Fly.Copy !req
815. Oh, seriously?Copy !req
816. - I don't know.
- ( Spider chuckles )Copy !req
817. You wanna see me eat it?Copy !req
818. Yeah!Copy !req
819. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
820. You're not really
gonna eat it, are you?Copy !req
821. Oh, my God! Oh, my go—!
( Laughing )Copy !req
822. I mean, I was
here to fuckin' boink her.Copy !req
823. Yeah?Copy !req
824. What are you—?
Wait. I have a question.Copy !req
825. What are you doing here?Copy !req
826. Huh?Copy !req
827. See that, uh, blonde
goddess up there?Copy !req
828. - No, where?
- That's what I'm here for.Copy !req
829. I don't see much of
a blonde goddess anywhere.Copy !req
830. Or, uh... Blonde crack
whore, according to you.Copy !req
831. - Hey, give me the camera.
- She is a crack whore.Copy !req
832. You're not gettin'
the camera, bro.Copy !req
833. - Just gimme it for one second.
- Why?Copy !req
834. - 'Cause I wanna do something.
- No. Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
835. Wedgie?Copy !req
836. Joey... Joey...
Did she wedgie you?Copy !req
837. No.Copy !req
838. That's more like it, dick-wise,
right above your head.Copy !req
839. Look. Stop-stop!Copy !req
840. It's coming right
out of your head.Copy !req
841. It's about the size
of your dick,Copy !req
842. and it's moving!
( Laughing )Copy !req
843. ( Indistinct remark )
We're walking aroundCopy !req
844. the middle of
the fucking woods.Copy !req
845. Where the fuck are we going?Copy !req
846. Can you get a shot of this?Copy !req
847. Yeah, sure. Of what?Copy !req
848. What, of the wall?Copy !req
849. Yeah.
Just humor me, okay?Copy !req
850. It's tripping me out.Copy !req
851. The last time I was here,
my friend fell over it.Copy !req
852. All right. Well...
Hi, wall. "Hi, Joey."Copy !req
853. - Good?
- You're so— soon as you get back up.Copy !req
854. Why are you
carrying around grass?Copy !req
855. Okay! God! Jeez—!Copy !req
856. You mother fucker!Copy !req
857. I didn't do it!
Wendy did it!Copy !req
858. Well, I— you shoulda
ninjaed that shit!Copy !req
859. - Oh, fuck me!
- Did I break it? Is it okay?Copy !req
860. Oh, my God!
( Laughing )Copy !req
861. - Joey: Yo, that is gnarly!
- Hey, Samantha! Hey, look!Copy !req
862. Hey, you like this?
Ohh, easy!Copy !req
863. That
reminds me of your mom!Copy !req
864. Oh, that's funny.
That's really funny.Copy !req
865. You guys
are fucking disgusting.Copy !req
866. Seriously, that's gross!
Stop poking it!Copy !req
867. Oh, my God,
it's not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
868. - Oh, look!
- Yo, that's filled with nutrients.Copy !req
869. Just suck on it.
Bite into it!Copy !req
870. What are you doing
over there, crazy girl?Copy !req
871. What's with this camera?Copy !req
872. Whoa, whoa, look at that!
Look, this!Copy !req
873. - Look at this.
- Oh, wow.Copy !req
874. - Isn't that awesome?
- Yo, we could trip all day on that.Copy !req
875. ( Laughter ) Yeah.Copy !req
876. - Samantha: Oh, yeah.
- You like that? Yeah?Copy !req
877. Dream on.
( Laughter )Copy !req
878. Joey... You're all gonna
fuckin' die up here.Copy !req
879. What?Copy !req
880. - Tell me you got that.
- Nice!Copy !req
881. That one skipped,
like, 20 feet.Copy !req
882. Nice, dude!Copy !req
883. I'm not getting
in that fucking lake.Copy !req
884. - Yo, give me that.
- You get this?Copy !req
885. What's up, guys?Copy !req
886. What up?Copy !req
887. What are
you guys doin'?Copy !req
888. Just fuckin' chillin'.Copy !req
889. Here, babe.Copy !req
890. Are you
guys doing drugs?Copy !req
891. What?Copy !req
892. He fuckin' calls it drugs!Copy !req
893. Wait, I gotta get this.Copy !req
894. No, oh, my God, Spider, the
look on your face right now...Copy !req
895. Are you guys doing
drugs right now? Seriously.Copy !req
896. - No, seriously.
- Spider, can I tell you something?Copy !req
897. - Okay.
- You're a fucking dweeb.Copy !req
898. Whatever. I don't—
I don't do drugs.Copy !req
899. How 'bout that?
How's that sound?Copy !req
900. Spider, what's wrong?
Why do you look so scared?Copy !req
901. I'm... scared of
getting the fear.Copy !req
902. - Joey: What?
- Samantha: What?Copy !req
903. The fear.
You never heard of that?Copy !req
904. Don't laugh, don't laugh!
I'm serious. The fear.Copy !req
905. You know, when you do
too many drugsCopy !req
906. and then you get, like,
all freaked out and crazy?Copy !req
907. Spider, there's no fucking
such thing as the fear.Copy !req
908. Just take
a hit, bro.Copy !req
909. Take a fucking
hit and chill out!Copy !req
910. - I'll take a hit if you don't film it.
- Promise.Copy !req
911. - Joey: Okay. - Spider: Yeah?
- Wendy: Scout's honor.Copy !req
912. - Ahh.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
913. You've got to, like,
breathe it in—Copy !req
914. - through my nose?
- Breathe through your nose.Copy !req
915. That was
huge, girls!Copy !req
916. - Joey: Oh, man!
- Spider: Oh, my God!Copy !req
917. Fucker's
gonna die!Copy !req
918. Fuck this.
Can't take that.Copy !req
919. - Joey: Careful, bro!
- I'm sorry! ( Laughs and coughs )Copy !req
920. Oh, my God,
my throat's on fire.Copy !req
921. Wendy, what the fuck
were you saying beforeCopy !req
922. about us all gettin' killed?Copy !req
923. - Spider: Wait, what?
- Samantha: When did she say that?Copy !req
924. We were over by
the mushroom tree.Copy !req
925. When we were standing
over by the tree,Copy !req
926. she was like, "you're all
gonna fuckin' die!"Copy !req
927. What do you mean, like, here?
Like, here-here?Copy !req
928. Here?Copy !req
929. - Did you guys not hear about this?
- ... No.Copy !req
930. Why the fuck would
I come to this lakeCopy !req
931. if I heard about some
damn murders out here?Copy !req
932. Yeah. It was
pretty bad.Copy !req
933. - Wait.
- Are you being serious?Copy !req
934. You're fuckin' with us!
Get outta here!Copy !req
935. No, I'm being dead serious.Copy !req
936. Well,
what happened?Copy !req
937. Um...Copy !req
938. You know, the weird thing isCopy !req
939. that I don't remember
what he looked like.Copy !req
940. What do you mean,
you don't remember?Copy !req
941. What who
looked like?Copy !req
942. What are you talking about?Copy !req
943. - What?
- Fuck you! Fuck you! I told you guys!Copy !req
944. - What the fuck?
- The fear! You see!Copy !req
945. She gave me
the fuckin' fear!Copy !req
946. - You know what?
- Fuck this! Fuck this!Copy !req
947. - I'm going swimming.
- Seriously?Copy !req
948. - Yep, seriously.
- Go for it!Copy !req
949. Will you strip
down for me, Joey?Copy !req
950. - I don't care.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
951. Are you
sure you wanna see that?Copy !req
952. Like I said earlier,
2-inch cock.Copy !req
953. ( Spider laughing ) Mmm...Copy !req
954. Probably gonna be
two inches in a minute!Copy !req
955. Aah! Oh, fuck!Copy !req
956. - Oh, it's fuckin' cold, man!
- ( Spider laughing )Copy !req
957. Oh, my God! You—!
That was crazy!Copy !req
958. That was fuckin' beautiful.Copy !req
959. I'll join you in a minute.
Or not. We'll see.Copy !req
960. Ohh!Copy !req
961. Are you se—?Copy !req
962. What the hell?
Is he—?Copy !req
963. - I'm fuckin' with you!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
964. Dude, I've got to take a shit. You
just scared the shit outta me.Copy !req
965. Can I come with you?Copy !req
966. Spider, did you
bring the fucking camera?Copy !req
967. No.Copy !req
968. Yeah.Copy !req
969. So, what was the deal
with Wendy...Copy !req
970. - And all that killer shit?
- I don't know.Copy !req
971. That fucking story
was creeping me out.Copy !req
972. - She is weird.
- I know, right? That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
973. The fear, right there.Copy !req
974. What are you doing behind there?
It really stinks.Copy !req
975. Spider, you wanna
see something sickening?Copy !req
976. - Sure!
- It's fucking disgusting.Copy !req
977. This is my new tryout,
Spider, just for you.Copy !req
978. No one has seen this yet.
This shit is red hot.Copy !req
979. Prepare for awesome.Copy !req
980. Wait, what?Copy !req
981. - Samantha: What the fuck?
- Spider: Oh, my God!Copy !req
982. Oh, my God, your eye!
Look at your fucking eye!Copy !req
983. What the fuck?Copy !req
984. Oh, fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
985. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!Copy !req
986. Hey, Joey.Copy !req
987. Oh, hey, what's up?Copy !req
988. Oh, God, it's gettin'
fuckin' cold.Copy !req
989. Where are the other guys at?Copy !req
990. They left. Wanna fuck?Copy !req
991. Uh... ( Chuckles )Copy !req
992. - They left?
- Did you hear what I said?Copy !req
993. Uh... so they just
left their stuff?Copy !req
994. Joey, please do not
tell me you're a virgin.Copy !req
995. What?Copy !req
996. Come on, I think we should
get back into the lake,Copy !req
997. fuck each other's brains out,Copy !req
998. and we could even film it
for prosperity.Copy !req
999. Wow. Uh...
Turn that shit off.Copy !req
1000. Don't you wanna fuck me?Copy !req
1001. You were serious
earlier, weren't you?Copy !req
1002. About the murders?Copy !req
1003. I remember reading
about it now.Copy !req
1004. It was, like, four kids
were killed, and the guy—Copy !req
1005. they said the guy was,
like, insane.Copy !req
1006. He was beyond insane.Copy !req
1007. He was evil.Copy !req
1008. This lake ran red
with their blood,Copy !req
1009. and I came back... To move on.
I-I get it.Copy !req
1010. It's some kind of, like,Copy !req
1011. post-traumatic stress
therapy or something.Copy !req
1012. No, it's not therapy.Copy !req
1013. I brought you back
because I needed bait.Copy !req
1014. Bait?Copy !req
1015. They never caught him, Joey.Copy !req
1016. They never believed me, how—
how he was everywhere.Copy !req
1017. How he could be
at two places at once.Copy !req
1018. That wall back there— my friend
smashed her head open on it.Copy !req
1019. Wendy, this is crazy, okay?
I think you need help.Copy !req
1020. Maybe we should just get the others
and get the fuck outta here.Copy !req
1021. - They're dead, Joey.
- He's back. No.Copy !req
1022. And this time, I'm ready for you.
Get that shit outta here.Copy !req
1023. I think you need help.Copy !req
1024. Unh!Copy !req
1025. Give it to me. Shit.Copy !req
1026. Come on!Copy !req
1027. Come on, fucker!Copy !req
1028. Why can't I film you?Copy !req
1029. Fuck!Copy !req
1030. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1031. Shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
1032. ( Wendy breathing heavily ) Oh, fuck.
You came... Back... For nothing.Copy !req
1033. If you're watching this...Copy !req
1034. ( Distorted audio )
Don't come here!Copy !req
1035. Joey?Copy !req
1036. Joey?Copy !req
1037. What
are you waiting for?Copy !req
1038. I beat you,
one on one, asshole.Copy !req
1039. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1040. Where the fuck
did those guys go?Copy !req
1041. Where the fuck did they go?Copy !req
1042. Here you go.
I've got a flashlight.Copy !req
1043. Probably fuckin'
each other downstairs.Copy !req
1044. Dude, we were just downstairs.Copy !req
1045. They're not downstairs.Copy !req
1046. Where do you think they're at?Copy !req
1047. I don't know.
I'll go look for 'em.Copy !req
1048. You look through these
fuckin' tapes, okay?Copy !req
1049. No, no, no.
Just— look—Copy !req
1050. just like that, you're gonna leave
me in here with this dead fucker?Copy !req
1051. Sorry if your vagina
hurts there, sister,Copy !req
1052. but someone's gotta do it.Copy !req
1053. Just get outta the way.
Just... fuck it.Copy !req
1054. - Hey!
- Hi!Copy !req
1055. How was—
how was work?Copy !req
1056. It was fine.Copy !req
1057. One of the other girls,
uh, called in sick,Copy !req
1058. so I was the only one
answering phones all night.Copy !req
1059. Also, my— my arm's
been really bothering me.Copy !req
1060. It's like I bruised it
or something,Copy !req
1061. but I don't remember how.Copy !req
1062. I think you can see.Copy !req
1063. There's a bump there.
Can you see?Copy !req
1064. Mnh-mnh.Copy !req
1065. Well...Copy !req
1066. I know I said
I didn't want this,Copy !req
1067. but when you're a doctor,
could you just support me,Copy !req
1068. and I'll just...
Stay at home?Copy !req
1069. I guess, yeah,
if you want that.Copy !req
1070. ( Laughs ) That was easy.Copy !req
1071. I mean, do you want me to
make it difficult for you?Copy !req
1072. Like, um...
I don't know, Emily.Copy !req
1073. I guess you'll have to
convince me here.Copy !req
1074. Really?Copy !req
1075. I mean... maybe
a little convincing, or...Copy !req
1076. Well, how 'bout now?Copy !req
1077. Maybe a little more?Copy !req
1078. How 'bout now?Copy !req
1079. Well, now I can
show you my apartment.Copy !req
1080. Yay. I mean... I'm gonna
see it soon enough.Copy !req
1081. Well, fall break's
not soon enough.Copy !req
1082. Um... I know.Copy !req
1083. All right, so this...Copy !req
1084. Like, right here...Copy !req
1085. Uh, this is where
I heard the footsteps.Copy !req
1086. Um, back there?Copy !req
1087. Yeah.
Right.Copy !req
1088. I mean, could it have been
coming from upstairs?Copy !req
1089. No. I mean...Copy !req
1090. I know— I mean, my
neighbor always wears heels,Copy !req
1091. so I know what
that sounds like.Copy !req
1092. It was weird. It was like,
while it was happening,Copy !req
1093. it didn't seem like it was
real, but I was awake.Copy !req
1094. And you didn't check?Copy !req
1095. Are you kidding me?
No way.Copy !req
1096. I can't believe
I was even, like,Copy !req
1097. able to fall back asleep.Copy !req
1098. I mean, it sounds like
you were asleep.Copy !req
1099. Okay, well,
next time it happens,Copy !req
1100. I'll call you
and you can watch me,Copy !req
1101. and maybe I'll be brave
enough to open the door.Copy !req
1102. 'Kay.Copy !req
1103. Okay.Copy !req
1104. Emily?Copy !req
1105. Hello? Hey.
Hey. Hey.Copy !req
1106. What's?
What's going on?Copy !req
1107. There's something
at my door. Listen.Copy !req
1108. Did you hear that?Copy !req
1109. What was that?Copy !req
1110. Shh.Copy !req
1111. Did you see that?Copy !req
1112. Emily, what are you doing?Copy !req
1113. I'm going to open
the door with you here.Copy !req
1114. That's stupid. Why?Copy !req
1115. No, no, this is
just like before.Copy !req
1116. Hey.Copy !req
1117. See? I told you.
My apartment's haunted.Copy !req
1118. It's not haunted. I'm sure there's
a reasonable explanation.Copy !req
1119. No, no, this feels
really familiar.Copy !req
1120. What do you mean?Copy !req
1121. Well, remember the first timeCopy !req
1122. that you got— you got
transferred off the baseCopy !req
1123. when your father got transferred
to fort Leonard wood?Copy !req
1124. - I was, like, 12?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1125. Well, that was when things
got really bad for me,Copy !req
1126. and I had— you know,
I had my big accidentCopy !req
1127. and I had to have surgery,
and it was the first timeCopy !req
1128. we were apart
since I was really little.Copy !req
1129. - Mm-hmm.
- I mean, now is the first time...Copy !req
1130. We've been apart since high
school, and I just— I just—Copy !req
1131. Emily!
( Emily screams )Copy !req
1132. So, you think you saw...Copy !req
1133. Are you sure you saw,
like, a little kid?Copy !req
1134. I mean, I-I think
I saw something,Copy !req
1135. but it could have
been anything, Emily.Copy !req
1136. Like, you know,
maybe it was, like...Copy !req
1137. A breeze or something like that.
Breeze.Copy !req
1138. Man, of all the times for you
not to be recording our chat!Copy !req
1139. I'll record it next time.
( Chuckles )Copy !req
1140. I need to find out
if a little kid died here.Copy !req
1141. I'm gonna ask my landlord.Copy !req
1142. Um... I-I don't know
if you should do that.Copy !req
1143. I-I don't— I can't imagine he'd be
thrilled to have that conversation.Copy !req
1144. Yeah, well, I think
he has to tell me.Copy !req
1145. I think it's the law
or something.Copy !req
1146. The law?Copy !req
1147. Why are you messing
with your arm like that?Copy !req
1148. What's wrong?Copy !req
1149. It's not...
It's not getting better.Copy !req
1150. It's like this...Copy !req
1151. Like, a lump under
my skin or something.Copy !req
1152. You shouldn't do that.
It's not good for you.Copy !req
1153. Just stop touching it, and
when I come and see you,Copy !req
1154. - I'll check that, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
1155. You're right.Copy !req
1156. Hey, Emily, what's going on?Copy !req
1157. I'm hearing the noise again.Copy !req
1158. I'm gonna go check it out.Copy !req
1159. Okay. Um...
Do you have a weapon?Copy !req
1160. No, should I?Copy !req
1161. Yeah, I think that
would be a good idea.Copy !req
1162. Okay, okay, hold on.Copy !req
1163. Okay.Copy !req
1164. Be careful.Copy !req
1165. Yeah.Copy !req
1166. W-w-wait. Look— look
towards your living room.Copy !req
1167. Well, I don't—
there's a lamp...Copy !req
1168. Okay, well, do you
have a flashlight?Copy !req
1169. No. Oh, I have—
I'll use this.Copy !req
1170. You here?Copy !req
1171. James, are you there?Copy !req
1172. Yeah.Copy !req
1173. I didn't see anything.
No.Copy !req
1174. - See anything?
- Mnh-mnh.Copy !req
1175. Aah!
Emily! Emily!Copy !req
1176. Close your door.Copy !req
1177. Are you okay?Copy !req
1178. I should talk to him.
I should have talked...Copy !req
1179. Are you all right?Copy !req
1180. Hey, were you recording that?Copy !req
1181. No. What do you mean? I just
got caught up in the moment.Copy !req
1182. James!Copy !req
1183. Next time I call you
in the middle of the night,Copy !req
1184. please press record!Copy !req
1185. Okay. All right.
I promise.Copy !req
1186. Will you stay up
with me tonight?Copy !req
1187. Yeah. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
1188. Thank you.Copy !req
1189. So, I talked
to my landlord today.Copy !req
1190. He said no one's ever
died in my apartment, ever.Copy !req
1191. That's not exactly something
he'd want to advertise, right?Copy !req
1192. Yeah, but he said, like,
no kids ever lived here.Copy !req
1193. It's always been
student housing.Copy !req
1194. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1195. What's that?
What are you doing?Copy !req
1196. Oh, well, I felt that lump
move in my arm today.Copy !req
1197. Emily, what the fuck
is that? Don't do that!Copy !req
1198. Thought it might be
a spider bite.Copy !req
1199. You know,
how you hear about—?Copy !req
1200. That's an urban legend.
That's not real.Copy !req
1201. It's right under there.
Look, look, I'll show you.Copy !req
1202. Stop! Stop that!
Don't do that, okay?Copy !req
1203. That's not good for you.
This is like your leg,Copy !req
1204. like seven years ago. You
still have a scar from that.Copy !req
1205. Emily, what the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
1206. Well, I think if I just...Copy !req
1207. No, no, no, no, no.
Put that away.Copy !req
1208. Seriously, Emily, look at me.Copy !req
1209. Emily! Emily,
look at me, okay?Copy !req
1210. You need to put that
away, all right?Copy !req
1211. Digging around in your arm is
not gonna do any more good.Copy !req
1212. You just need to put
some alcohol on thatCopy !req
1213. or iodine or something
like thatCopy !req
1214. and— and— and put
a bandage on itCopy !req
1215. 'cause otherwise it's just
gonna get infected, okay?Copy !req
1216. You know, I'll be there in a
week and I'll look at it,Copy !req
1217. but for right now,
just leave it alone.Copy !req
1218. You're acting really
crazy, all right?Copy !req
1219. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1220. Okay. I mean...Copy !req
1221. Can you go to the bathroom
and clean that off?Copy !req
1222. Yeah, yeah.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
1223. - Emily? Are you there?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1224. I gotta— I gotta do some
work, so what's going on?Copy !req
1225. I know. This'll
only take a minute.Copy !req
1226. - What's up?
- He's outside my room.Copy !req
1227. I can hear the little
boy's footsteps.Copy !req
1228. That's really scary, Emily,
what are you talking about?Copy !req
1229. Well, I just— I need to talk
to him, and I need your help.Copy !req
1230. - Um... I mean, I'll help in any way that I can.
- Okay. Great, great.Copy !req
1231. So, I'm gonna close my eyes
so he doesn't scare me.Copy !req
1232. - What?
- I'm gonna close my eyes so I don't freak out...Copy !req
1233. And run back in here, okay?Copy !req
1234. So you're just gonna
tell me if he's thereCopy !req
1235. and if he's paying attention to
me, and then I'll talk to him.Copy !req
1236. I'll find out
what he wants—Copy !req
1237. if he wants me to find his body, or...
whatever.Copy !req
1238. I just. Uh...
I don't want to look at him.Copy !req
1239. He's a ghost.
He freaks me out.Copy !req
1240. What? Um... Okay. All right.Copy !req
1241. Okay, can you do that?Copy !req
1242. Yeah.
Okay, okay.Copy !req
1243. So, as soon as— as soon
as I open the bedroom door,Copy !req
1244. I'm gonna close my eyes, and then
you'll tell me what's there, okay?Copy !req
1245. All right.Copy !req
1246. - Okay, are you ready?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1247. All right,
I'm closing my eyes.Copy !req
1248. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
1249. What's there?Copy !req
1250. Uh... I-I don't
see anything.Copy !req
1251. It's just your hallway.Copy !req
1252. 'Kay.Copy !req
1253. - Anything in here?
- Um... no. No, it's...Copy !req
1254. Go in your living room.Copy !req
1255. Okay, I'm not looking.Copy !req
1256. Listen, I don't see
anything, okay?Copy !req
1257. Yeah, you should go
back to your room.Copy !req
1258. See him?Copy !req
1259. No, I don't see anything.Copy !req
1260. Maybe... he's
done for the night.Copy !req
1261. I'm almost disappointed.Copy !req
1262. - What are you doing?
- What?Copy !req
1263. - Emily!
- What?Copy !req
1264. Close your eyes.Copy !req
1265. Oh, okay.Copy !req
1266. Is he here?Copy !req
1267. Back to your left.Copy !req
1268. - Okay.
- Emily!Copy !req
1269. Emily. Emily.Copy !req
1270. You're telling me
part of this thing is human?Copy !req
1271. Well, how many more times are you
gonna have to do this to her?Copy !req
1272. I don't know if she
can survive that.Copy !req
1273. I mean, you're telling me.
She thinks I'm in Michigan.Copy !req
1274. That's far away, okay?Copy !req
1275. And that tracking device
in her arm,Copy !req
1276. does that have
an expiration date?Copy !req
1277. Good, well, take care of it.Copy !req
1278. We're gonna have to make this
look like an accident again.Copy !req
1279. It's fine.Copy !req
1280. We have people
that can take care of it.Copy !req
1281. I'm just gonna have
to break some bones.Copy !req
1282. For fuck's sake!Copy !req
1283. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
1284. Made it back okay?Copy !req
1285. Yeah, yeah.
The drive was fine.Copy !req
1286. Are you all right?Copy !req
1287. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
1288. So, your professors
aren't mad at you?Copy !req
1289. No. Um... I haven't
spoken to my advisor yet,Copy !req
1290. but, uh, I'll
explain it to him.Copy !req
1291. It'll be fine.Copy !req
1292. How are...
How are you?Copy !req
1293. Okay. Um...Copy !req
1294. I went to see Dr. aberdeen
today, like I told you.Copy !req
1295. Yeah, she came
very highly recommendedCopy !req
1296. from my colleagues,
so... did things go well?Copy !req
1297. She seems really professional.Copy !req
1298. She... she diagnosed me
as schizoaffective.Copy !req
1299. It's a mild form
of schizophreniaCopy !req
1300. and bipolar disorder.Copy !req
1301. Okay.Copy !req
1302. I mean,
it explains a lot—Copy !req
1303. you know, why I thought
I'd seen ghosts,Copy !req
1304. why I don't remember
running outCopy !req
1305. into the middle
of the street that night.Copy !req
1306. I'm just crazy.Copy !req
1307. Don't say that.Copy !req
1308. Well, anyway, she's got me
on some medications—Copy !req
1309. um, perphenazine,
and, uh, I don't—Copy !req
1310. I don't remember.Copy !req
1311. Listen, you're gonna be okay.Copy !req
1312. - You don't know.
- I do. You're gonna be fine.Copy !req
1313. You deserve to be
with someone normal—Copy !req
1314. you know, someone who
doesn't have so many problems.Copy !req
1315. What if we want to have
kids someday?Copy !req
1316. You know, um...Copy !req
1317. You're the only person I've
ever wanted to be with, Emily,Copy !req
1318. so just... stop acting
like I have a choiceCopy !req
1319. in the matter, all right?Copy !req
1320. I don't know what I did to
deserve to deserve someone...Copy !req
1321. You're so good to me.Copy !req
1322. Get some rest.Copy !req
1323. I love you.Copy !req
1324. Talk to you later.Copy !req
1325. All right.Copy !req
1326. How's it going?Copy !req
1327. ( Distorted audio )
Parts.Copy !req
1328. I have, like,
a sore spot or something.Copy !req
1329. Did you— did you hurt it
on the hike today, or...?Copy !req
1330. Maybe.
Maybe I bumped it.Copy !req
1331. I don't know.
I keep fiddling with it.Copy !req
1332. Well, don't do that.Copy !req
1333. I'll look at it
when I get there.Copy !req
1334. Okay.Copy !req
1335. What are you doing?Copy !req
1336. Changing into my jammies.Copy !req
1337. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1338. You can keep going.Copy !req
1339. I miss you.Copy !req
1340. There was a lot of couples
on the hike today,Copy !req
1341. and I just felt
alone, you know?Copy !req
1342. Alone? Yeah?Copy !req
1343. How's that?Copy !req
1344. Sit back a little bit.Copy !req
1345. There. Yeah.Copy !req
1346. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1347. What were you saying?Copy !req
1348. Uh, nothing.Copy !req
1349. Zac?
Hey, Zac.Copy !req
1350. I can't find any—Copy !req
1351. what the fuck...?Copy !req
1352. ( Running footsteps )
Fuck.Copy !req
1353. Zac!
( Footsteps recede )Copy !req
1354. Jesus.Copy !req
1355. Zac.Copy !req
1356. Zac.Copy !req
1357. You fuckers.Copy !req
1358. Zac?Copy !req
1359. Hello?Copy !req
1360. Oh... ( Laughing )
Fuck!Copy !req
1361. Jesus!Copy !req
1362. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1363. Fuck!Copy !req
1364. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
1365. Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
1366. Hey, Matt!Copy !req
1367. We not— we forgot.
We forgot.Copy !req
1368. Did you guys bring
any tools, or...?Copy !req
1369. Spatulas.Copy !req
1370. That's what I was using.
I was using—Copy !req
1371. Oh, the styrofoam plate?
On the grill! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1372. That's good. That
doesn't really sendCopy !req
1373. any kind of chemicals
into our food.Copy !req
1374. That's how men cook.
It's problem-solving.Copy !req
1375. You're truly a man.Copy !req
1376. You want the burnt one
or the burnt one?Copy !req
1377. She wants
the really long one.Copy !req
1378. The really, really long one.Copy !req
1379. This long.
Here we go. Here we go.Copy !req
1380. Hey, dude, your
dumb friends are here.Copy !req
1381. You know all this stuff's
coming down at midnight, right?Copy !req
1382. Mm-hmm.
( Snickers )Copy !req
1383. - ( Car horn honks )
- Tyler: Yo!Copy !req
1384. I'll be right down.Copy !req
1385. Come out, dude, it's gonna
be an awesome party.Copy !req
1386. Or not.Copy !req
1387. Dude, come on, aren't you
a bit old for this shit?Copy !req
1388. Happy Halloween!Copy !req
1389. Yo!Copy !req
1390. Yeah!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1391. What's up, guys?
How's it going?Copy !req
1392. Awesome.
That is awesome.Copy !req
1393. ( Laughing )
What the hell?Copy !req
1394. - Matt: Are you a bear?
- I'm a nanny-cam.Copy !req
1395. - Chad: A nanny-cam!
- Paul: Better than the Unabomber.Copy !req
1396. Let's go and do this.Copy !req
1397. Paul, you know
where we're going, right?Copy !req
1398. No, yeah, you're gonna
wanna go to—Copy !req
1399. no, you wanna go 134 west.Copy !req
1400. You wanna stay on the 134.Copy !req
1401. - ( Cheerfully ) Fuck!
- Sorry, bro!Copy !req
1402. ( Cheerfully ) Fuck!Copy !req
1403. Way to give yourself an optionCopy !req
1404. by being in
the far-right Lane.Copy !req
1405. I thought
we were going—Copy !req
1406. I'm just gonna give
myself the option of maybe...Copy !req
1407. It eventually will,
I think, hit spring street.Copy !req
1408. You say it was too dark,Copy !req
1409. and then you just took
off your sunglasses?Copy !req
1410. You're fine.Copy !req
1411. How many people are supposed
to be at this party?Copy !req
1412. Do you know?Copy !req
1413. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1414. Are the girls
coming out tonight?Copy !req
1415. Yeah, they'll be there.
They're coming out later.Copy !req
1416. was it?
Montecito?Copy !req
1417. ( Stammering ) Yes.Copy !req
1418. That's— it starts—
it's here.Copy !req
1419. I thought you said
it was mariposa.Copy !req
1420. - Matt: Just pick one!
- Paul: Mariposa or Montecito?Copy !req
1421. It's one of those.Copy !req
1422. - Mar vista?
- Driver: Yep.Copy !req
1423. All right,
I'm going left.Copy !req
1424. "M"-- Madison? This
doesn't make any sense!Copy !req
1425. It's fine, don't worry.Copy !req
1426. - Yeah, it is right.
- Oh, fuck. Is that right on the corner?Copy !req
1427. - Can you park here?
- Yeah, it's all right.Copy !req
1428. I think it's fine.
Maybe we can come outCopy !req
1429. and check on the car later too.Copy !req
1430. Yeah. Fine.Copy !req
1431. - Can you grab this beer?
- Yeah, I got it. Here.Copy !req
1432. Sword? No sword?
Sword!Copy !req
1433. Absolutely sword.
It's an awesome sword.Copy !req
1434. I'm wearing a stupid helmet.Copy !req
1435. Here, gimme a beer.Copy !req
1436. Thank you.Copy !req
1437. I wanna hold 'em.Copy !req
1438. - Can I get one, les?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1439. I'm holding the—
here, hold on.Copy !req
1440. Jesus.Copy !req
1441. What the hell, dude?Copy !req
1442. ( Playfully ) Suck me.Copy !req
1443. Awesome.Copy !req
1444. - Hello!
- You might try to just walk in.Copy !req
1445. Might want you
to ring the doorbell.Copy !req
1446. Where is everyone?Copy !req
1447. This is a nice place.
Maybe it's like a— go around back.Copy !req
1448. Don't worry, guys, I'll—
are you guys—? Oh!Copy !req
1449. Shortcut!Copy !req
1450. Is anyone else's beer warm?Copy !req
1451. That actually hurt!
I'll break it!Copy !req
1452. ( Beer bottle drops )
Dut-dut-dut-dut-dut!Copy !req
1453. Where'd it go?Copy !req
1454. It's mine.Copy !req
1455. You sure this is it?Copy !req
1456. Yep.
All the lights are on.Copy !req
1457. Maybe we're a little early.Copy !req
1458. Yeah, go that way.Copy !req
1459. - Ooh! - Ooh!
- Ooh! - Ooh!Copy !req
1460. Justin!Copy !req
1461. Yo, Justin!Copy !req
1462. Creepy!Copy !req
1463. This party fuckin' sucks!Copy !req
1464. ( Chuckles )
See? It's a haunted house.Copy !req
1465. It's an empty house.Copy !req
1466. A really shitty haunted house.Copy !req
1467. ( Playfully ) So shitty!Copy !req
1468. Justin?
Justin!Copy !req
1469. He probably went to get beer.Copy !req
1470. ( Spooky voice ) Ooh!Copy !req
1471. First one's through.Copy !req
1472. What is it? ( Indistinct )
All right.Copy !req
1473. God, look at that shit.Copy !req
1474. All right.
( Chuckles )Copy !req
1475. Okay. All right, maybe not the
scariest thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
1476. There's a chair. Obviously,
there was a struggle.Copy !req
1477. A chair!
There was a struggle!Copy !req
1478. Ohh!
Oh, fuck! Holy shit!Copy !req
1479. Huh?Copy !req
1480. Oh! Another room
that's locked up.Copy !req
1481. Tenant's out. Yeah.Copy !req
1482. This is pretty cool.Copy !req
1483. Whoo! It's, like,
a nautical theme in here.Copy !req
1484. Heavy clouds too... (
Indistinct conversation )Copy !req
1485. Hello?Copy !req
1486. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
1487. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa?
What, what, what?Copy !req
1488. ( Laughter ) It was like peopleCopy !req
1489. reaching out of
the wall at you.Copy !req
1490. What happened?
What happened?Copy !req
1491. I've never seen that before.Copy !req
1492. That was fuckin' awesome!Copy !req
1493. ( Playful nonsense )
This is rad!Copy !req
1494. - This is not that bad!
- Tyler: Shh shh shh shh!Copy !req
1495. You hear that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
1496. ( Playful nonsense )
Go! Go!Copy !req
1497. last year's party, rented
this castle in the desert.Copy !req
1498. Nuts!Copy !req
1499. It was like this
weird, medieval...Copy !req
1500. I don't know. I got
a sword out of it.Copy !req
1501. Hello?Copy !req
1502. Hello?Copy !req
1503. Guys?Copy !req
1504. Guys.Copy !req
1505. Guys, not funny!Copy !req
1506. Fuck, dude.Copy !req
1507. Where's the fuckin' party, man?Copy !req
1508. I don't know. We're
gonna go scare Matt.Copy !req
1509. This place is fuckin' awesome!Copy !req
1510. Ready?Copy !req
1511. On two.Copy !req
1512. ( Screaming ) Ohhh!Copy !req
1513. Don't! Don't!
Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
1514. ( Laughingly ) Ow!Copy !req
1515. All right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1516. I'm sorry, dude.
Come on.Copy !req
1517. No, dude, that fuckin' hurt!Copy !req
1518. Come on, dude.Copy !req
1519. I can't believe
they can afford this!Copy !req
1520. I just don't want
anything to jump out at me.Copy !req
1521. I'm tired of it.Copy !req
1522. If you think about what
we're doing right now,Copy !req
1523. we're walking through a house.Copy !req
1524. - It's okay.
- What the fuck is that noise?Copy !req
1525. How do we
get upstairs?Copy !req
1526. Probably...Copy !req
1527. Yeah, where the
fuck is the party?Copy !req
1528. Hey.
Anything in there?Copy !req
1529. I think
I found the party.Copy !req
1530. Male voice: ... And then,
through the unityCopy !req
1531. of the men with the sword.Copy !req
1532. Arise, O lord!
( Voices affirm )Copy !req
1533. Do as ye have said,Copy !req
1534. and fall upon him
and burn him,Copy !req
1535. that thou mayest take awayCopy !req
1536. the innocent blood
which Joab shed,Copy !req
1537. from me, and from
the house of my father.Copy !req
1538. Arise, O lord!
Cast you down!Copy !req
1539. Arise, O lord!
Cast you down!Copy !req
1540. A sword is upon the liars!Copy !req
1541. A sword is upon the mighty men,Copy !req
1542. and they shall be dismayed.Copy !req
1543. A sword is upon their horses,
and upon their chariots,Copy !req
1544. and upon all the mingled peopleCopy !req
1545. that are in the midst
of her. Arise O lord!Copy !req
1546. Cast you down!
Arise, O lord!Copy !req
1547. Party boys:
Cast him down!Copy !req
1548. Cast him down!
Cast him down!Copy !req
1549. Who are you?
Who are thou foulings?Copy !req
1550. - Cast... you...!
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
1551. We're just here for the party.Copy !req
1552. - What are you doing here?
- Sorry.Copy !req
1553. You shouldn't be here!Copy !req
1554. - Leave!
- ( Girl crying ) - Run!Copy !req
1555. Please help me!Copy !req
1556. Quiet, you, quiet!
Get away from me!Copy !req
1557. Whoa! Hey!Copy !req
1558. - Fanatic: ... Understand me?
- Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1559. Holy shit!Copy !req
1560. Oh, shit!
What the fuck is that?Copy !req
1561. - What the fuck is that?
- Leave!Copy !req
1562. - ( Girl screams )
- Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1563. ( Man screaming ) Oh, shit!Copy !req
1564. Oh, fuck!
Get outta here!Copy !req
1565. Chad!
Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1566. Oh, shit! Fuck!Copy !req
1567. Wait!Copy !req
1568. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
1569. Listen!Copy !req
1570. - We can't leave.
- Paul: No, wait. What?Copy !req
1571. Go, go.Copy !req
1572. What are we
gonna do?Copy !req
1573. Just get
the girl and leave.Copy !req
1574. Oh, God!
Help!Copy !req
1575. ( Audio resumes )
Okay.Copy !req
1576. Back up,
back up, back up!Copy !req
1577. Go, Chad!Copy !req
1578. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1579. Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
1580. Get the fuck off of me!Copy !req
1581. Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
1582. Get off me!Copy !req
1583. Okay, I got her,
I got her, I got her.Copy !req
1584. Uh...
Go. Go, go, go.Copy !req
1585. Come on! Shit!Copy !req
1586. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1587. Go!Copy !req
1588. Go! Fuck!
Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
1589. Go!Copy !req
1590. Fuck!
( Girl cries out )Copy !req
1591. Get the door!Copy !req
1592. Oh, shit!
What the fuck?Copy !req
1593. It's fucking burning!Copy !req
1594. Guys, come on!Copy !req
1595. Aah!Copy !req
1596. Oh, shit! Fuck!Copy !req
1597. We're trapped!
We're fuckin' trapped!Copy !req
1598. Over here! Over here! Go, go!Copy !req
1599. Watch it.
Slow. Now. Aah.Copy !req
1600. Guys,
this way!Copy !req
1601. Watch out
for your head, dude.Copy !req
1602. This way!
( Tyler panting; Girl cries out )Copy !req
1603. Come on!Copy !req
1604. Go, go!Copy !req
1605. - Matt: Go!
- Girl: Aaahhh!Copy !req
1606. Go!Copy !req
1607. Almost got it!Copy !req
1608. You go first.
You go first.Copy !req
1609. Holy shit!Copy !req
1610. Go! Go!
Go, go, go!Copy !req
1611. One more step.
One more step.Copy !req
1612. Help.
Pull. Help.Copy !req
1613. Get the car!
Get the car!Copy !req
1614. What—
what's over there?Copy !req
1615. Don't...
Don't leave me!Copy !req
1616. Here.
Okay. Get in.Copy !req
1617. Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
1618. Okay, okay.
Her feet, her feet.Copy !req
1619. Hold her, hold her, hold her.Copy !req
1620. I got her.
I got her.Copy !req
1621. Jesus!Copy !req
1622. Here.
You got her?Copy !req
1623. Yeah.
( Indistinct remarks )Copy !req
1624. Go, Chad, go!Copy !req
1625. What the fuck
was that?Copy !req
1626. Hey,
can you hear me?Copy !req
1627. Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?Copy !req
1628. What street
are we on?Copy !req
1629. Just focus and find
the fucking hospital!Copy !req
1630. I don't even know where
the fuck we are!Copy !req
1631. What the fuck
was that back there, dude?Copy !req
1632. Just keep her awake!
Keep her awake!Copy !req
1633. Stay with me.
Stay with me.Copy !req
1634. Fuck!
( Matt speaks indistinctly )Copy !req
1635. Deep breaths.
( Chad and Paul arguing )Copy !req
1636. Hey, would you guys
calm the fuck down?Copy !req
1637. ( Girl panting )
just breathe.Copy !req
1638. What the fuck, dude?Copy !req
1639. Dude, you gotta hurry!
What the fuck is wrong with the car?Copy !req
1640. Why are you stopping?
What the hell is wrong with the car?Copy !req
1641. Dude, drive!Copy !req
1642. Fuckin' stalled, man!Copy !req
1643. Fuckin' drive,
dude! Come on!Copy !req
1644. Oh, shit!
Ohhh, shit!Copy !req
1645. What the fuck?
Where'd she go?Copy !req
1646. What the fuck?
( Shrieking )Copy !req
1647. Holy shit!Copy !req
1648. What the fuck?
Where'd she go?Copy !req
1649. Where the fuck did she go?Copy !req
1650. What the fuck?Copy !req
1651. The fuck was that?Copy !req
1652. ( Tyler panting )
What the fuck, man?Copy !req
1653. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
1654. Fuck me!
The fuck does she want?Copy !req
1655. Unlock the doors, Chad.Copy !req
1656. At least open my door.Copy !req
1657. What the fuck, man?
Unlock the doors!Copy !req
1658. Fuck! Chad!Copy !req
1659. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!Copy !req
1660. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
1661. Aah! Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
1662. Oh, shit! Run, run, run!
Go, go, go!Copy !req