1. Lights out!Copy !req
2. Cletus. Are you there?Copy !req
3. My angel.Copy !req
4. This is for you.Copy !req
5. What did the doctor say?Copy !req
6. He said the mutations are advancing.Copy !req
7. My powers are too strong.Copy !req
8. Cletus, I'm scared.Copy !req
9. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
10. They're coming to take me away.Copy !req
11. They're sending me to a place
where there are others like me.Copy !req
12. They can't do that.Copy !req
13. They can't take you from me.
You're my one bright light.Copy !req
14. I will always love you!Copy !req
15. Frances!Copy !req
16. Get off!Copy !req
17. Frances!Copy !req
18. No!Copy !req
19. No!Copy !req
20. Any last words?Copy !req
21. Welcome to your new home, Frances.Copy !req
22. Your old boyfriend's
finally getting what he deserves.Copy !req
23. And the world
will be a safer place without him.Copy !req
24. Detective Mulligan,
with all due respect,Copy !req
25. I don't want anything
to do with Cletus Kasady.Copy !req
26. Well, that's too bad,
because he only wants to see you.Copy !req
27. In my opinion, you had
your chance with Kasady and you blew it.Copy !req
28. Right. Um, so, what does he want?Copy !req
29. Maybe he wants to spill the beans
about where the missing bodies are buried.Copy !req
30. So you're gonna have to do
the right thing for a change.Copy !req
31. No!
Take your tiny hands off of me!Copy !req
32. We should be out there,
protecting the city. Lethally!Copy !req
33. What was that?Copy !req
34. Unhand me!Copy !req
35. Man should never consent to crawl
when he has the impulse to fly.Copy !req
36. You are a bottom-feeder.Copy !req
37. Be quiet.Copy !req
38. How many times have I told youCopy !req
39. that I want you to hide yourself
when I am working?Copy !req
40. I am serious. It is important.
You have to show me respect.Copy !req
41. - Respect? Respect?
- Yes! Yes.Copy !req
42. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
43. - Kasady gonna give you the scoop, right?
- Right.Copy !req
44. - Wrong.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
45. Because you blow everything.Copy !req
46. Ah, okay, I see.
You're talking about Anne again.Copy !req
47. I miss her!Copy !req
48. - I will do it.
- I don't like you.Copy !req
49. Let me eat him!Copy !req
50. You do not deserve nice things.Copy !req
51. Welcome back, Eddie Brock.Copy !req
52. I've been thinking about you.Copy !req
53. What do you want, Cletus?
I mean, why am I here?Copy !req
54. Do a man who's buried alive
a kindness, won't you?Copy !req
55. Get a message out to all my...Copy !req
56. fans.Copy !req
57. And in return,Copy !req
58. - I'll give you my life...
- What?Copy !req
59. story.Copy !req
60. I heard the written word
hasn't been working out so well.Copy !req
61. Piece like this, an exclusive...Copy !req
62. would put you back on top.Copy !req
63. Go on.Copy !req
64. People love...Copy !req
65. serial killers.Copy !req
66. All my secretsCopy !req
67. laid bare, Eddie.Copy !req
68. So much carnage.Copy !req
69. But why me?Copy !req
70. I like you.Copy !req
71. All right, it's a deal.Copy !req
72. What's your message?Copy !req
73. "That distant cathedral...Copy !req
74. - is all I see...
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
75. fractured angel...Copy !req
76. the other part of me."Copy !req
77. Print that in your column.Copy !req
78. Is that it? This, um...
Who's gonna read that?Copy !req
79. Some random haiku?Copy !req
80. Print it...Copy !req
81. and what's mine...Copy !req
82. is yours.Copy !req
83. Wow, lucky me.Copy !req
84. Goodbye, Eddie.Copy !req
85. Thank you.Copy !req
86. Thank you.Copy !req
87. What a dick.Copy !req
88. Eddie, look.Copy !req
89. Look.Copy !req
90. - What are you doing?
- Your job for you.Copy !req
91. Eddie.Copy !req
92. Don't forget me, Eddie.Copy !req
93. What did you get?Copy !req
94. Uh, I got a headache
and probably got tuberculosis.Copy !req
95. What? A little louder.Copy !req
96. He read me poetry, man.Copy !req
97. Is this some kind
of joke to you?Copy !req
98. Because I'm not laughing.Copy !req
99. Yeah, you could do with a laugh.Copy !req
100. Come on, man. These things,
they just take a little time. All right?Copy !req
101. - The second he gives you something—
- Of course.Copy !req
102. Keep me ahead of the curve, Eddie.
Don't embarrass me!Copy !req
103. Do you understand?Copy !req
104. Trust me. The only scoop I'm
getting today is double chocolate chip.Copy !req
105. No! I get brain freeze.Copy !req
106. Come here.Copy !req
107. - Look.
- I'm looking.Copy !req
108. Grab those.Copy !req
109. All right.Copy !req
110. Whoa.Copy !req
111. Okay.Copy !req
112. Now, what do you think?Copy !req
113. - I think I'm Pablo Picasso.
- No!Copy !req
114. - Okay.
- Come here. Look.Copy !req
115. Well, say what you see.Copy !req
116. - Uh, it's a house.
- Never mind.Copy !req
117. Oh, I know this one! It's a tree!Copy !req
118. Idiot! Sit down.Copy !req
119. Now...Copy !req
120. pay attention.Copy !req
121. Bingo.Copy !req
122. Holy cow.Copy !req
123. Would you say
your friendship with Cletus KasadyCopy !req
124. is what allowed you
to solve this decades-old mystery?Copy !req
125. You are the only person
from the outside world he's spoken with.Copy !req
126. Seems he likes you.Copy !req
127. Well, you know, he's a serial killer.
I don't see how he can like anyone.Copy !req
128. Brock was able to uncover
what the FBI and police could not.Copy !req
129. Bowing to public outrage,Copy !req
130. the governor of California
has overturned his moratoriumCopy !req
131. and reinstated
the death penalty for Kasady.Copy !req
132. Brock's career's been given
a much-needed revival,Copy !req
133. putting him back on top once more.Copy !req
134. A harrowing story finally comes to an end.Copy !req
135. Vindication for the victims
and closure for the families,Copy !req
136. thanks to the diligence of one man.Copy !req
137. Thank you, Eddie Brock.Copy !req
138. And Venom!Copy !req
139. You know, this could be us, Eddie.Copy !req
140. Going out there, solving cases.Copy !req
141. Fighting bad guys. Maybe I eat them, hmm?Copy !req
142. And then we save the day.Copy !req
143. But we saved the day. It's done.Copy !req
144. You said I could eat bad guys!Copy !req
145. This again?Copy !req
146. I need to be free!Copy !req
147. Feeling the wind in my hair
and the sand between my toes.Copy !req
148. You don't have any hair.Copy !req
149. You are not listening to me.Copy !req
150. Oh, I'm listening.Copy !req
151. I cannot live like this anymore!Copy !req
152. I'm starving!Copy !req
153. So eat those guys.Copy !req
154. I can't.Copy !req
155. Sonny and Cher are best friends.Copy !req
156. Are you serious?
That's ridiculous. That's what—Copy !req
157. Man, that was abusive.Copy !req
158. That was abuse.Copy !req
159. And that's a $2000 TV.Copy !req
160. You have got to get control
of your aggression.Copy !req
161. That is why we have Snookie!Copy !req
162. I cannot live on chicken
and chocolate alone. I need brains!Copy !req
163. Chickens have brains.Copy !req
164. I most passionately disagree.Copy !req
165. Look. Look at those poor idiots.Copy !req
166. Small brains.Copy !req
167. Come on, man,
it's not their fault that you, uh—Copy !req
168. You live on the old phenylethyla—
Laphenylethylan—Copy !req
169. - Phenylethylalanine.
- Yeah, I just said that.Copy !req
170. I've told you a thousand times,Copy !req
171. - because it is only found in brains...
- Yeah?Copy !req
172. - ... and in chocolate.
- And chocolate.Copy !req
173. That's right.
All right. Well, how about this?Copy !req
174. You live in my body, you live by my rules.Copy !req
175. I live in your bodyCopy !req
176. because, unfortunately,
I don't have many options.Copy !req
177. Well, how about this, son?Copy !req
178. The FBI is still investigating usCopy !req
179. for all of that stuff
that "we were involved with."Copy !req
180. So if one more head goes missing,Copy !req
181. we will get hauled off into Area 51.Copy !req
182. They will kill us both.
So somebody has to be responsible.Copy !req
183. Responsibility.Copy !req
184. It's for the mediocre.Copy !req
185. - Food!
- Can you stop doing that?Copy !req
186. - Food!
- Please just stop doing that.Copy !req
187. Come on, stop doing that!
I have a deadline! Will you stop it?Copy !req
188. Goddamn it! Fine!Copy !req
189. - Good evening, Eddie.
- Hey, Mrs. Chen.Copy !req
190. Good evening, Venom.Copy !req
191. - He says hi. Oh.
- Chocolate hasn't arrived yet.Copy !req
192. - No!
- Oh, no. We have a deal.Copy !req
193. What's gonna happen?
You gonna stop protecting me?Copy !req
194. I don't think so.Copy !req
195. I've been keeping my mouth shut,
feeding your little secret.Copy !req
196. Wow.Copy !req
197. Little old Mrs. Chen
is a little old blackmailer, huh?Copy !req
198. Less of the old. I am 39.Copy !req
199. - And I am Barry Manilow.
- Right.Copy !req
200. I am happy to eat Mrs. Chen.Copy !req
201. No, no, you cannot eat Mrs. Chen.Copy !req
202. What?Copy !req
203. Well, I guess
it's gonna have to be plan B.Copy !req
204. What's plan B?Copy !req
205. Not this again!Copy !req
206. I need human brains to survive.Copy !req
207. Uh-uh.
Now, pick up some chickens, man. Let's go.Copy !req
208. I'm done with this grossness.Copy !req
209. Look at all the amazing things
that we can do!Copy !req
210. We are wasting our talent.Copy !req
211. Bad guy!Copy !req
212. Hello, kitty!Copy !req
213. Leave him. Leave him be.
Leave him be! Leave him be!Copy !req
214. - I shall remove your head.
- No, you won't.Copy !req
215. - I will use it for bowling!
- No, you will not!Copy !req
216. I will take it to—Copy !req
217. What is the one that we like, Eddie?Copy !req
218. It's Lucky Strike.Copy !req
219. - Yes!
- Put him down.Copy !req
220. Lucky Strike.
I will take you to Lucky Strike.Copy !req
221. - And I will score a 300-point game.
- You won't.Copy !req
222. The rest of your pudgy little boy body
will be left here,Copy !req
223. rolling around in dumpster juice.Copy !req
224. Oh, God.Copy !req
225. No! Put him down!Copy !req
226. No, no, no! No! No!Copy !req
227. Fine!Copy !req
228. She didn't want our help.Copy !req
229. She did not know
she needed our help, Eddie.Copy !req
230. There is a difference.Copy !req
231. It is Anne!
Anne is on the phone, Eddie!Copy !req
232. - Hey, Anne.
- Hey, Eddie. Hi.Copy !req
233. - Hi.
- Be nice to her.Copy !req
234. You sound out of breath.
I'm not catching you at a bad time, am I?Copy !req
235. No, no, not at all. I'm just, uh...Copy !req
236. - I'm just hanging around.
- Okay.Copy !req
237. Uh, I'm sorry I haven't returned
your calls. I guess...Copy !req
238. I just needed a little space
after the whole...Copy !req
239. alien-biting-a-guy's-head-off thing, so—Copy !req
240. Ah, the good old days.Copy !req
241. Anyway, so I have some news,
and I was wondering if we could meet?Copy !req
242. - Yes!
- Yeah, sure, that would be, uh...Copy !req
243. That would be fine. Great.Copy !req
244. - Okay, great. How's tomorrow night?
- Tomorrow night?Copy !req
245. - Yeah. Great.
- Eight o'clock?Copy !req
246. - L'Araignée?
- Okay, great.Copy !req
247. - Looking forward to it.
- Me too. Bye.Copy !req
248. - Great.
- It's over with the doctor!Copy !req
249. That is the voice of a woman
who just got brutally dumped.Copy !req
250. Stop!Copy !req
251. Don't you want to look your best?Copy !req
252. Just leave me alone.
You are always nitpicking.Copy !req
253. Wow.Copy !req
254. Hey!Copy !req
255. Hey.Copy !req
256. - Okay. Hi.
- Yeah.Copy !req
257. Wow.Copy !req
258. Awkward.Copy !req
259. So, uh, how's it going?
Uh, how's Mr. Belvedere?Copy !req
260. Good, good.Copy !req
261. He's still wiping his ass on the carpet.
He learned that from you.Copy !req
262. Yeah. How's, uh,
how's the legal aid work going?Copy !req
263. You know how much I love an underdog.Copy !req
264. Yeah, that's why
you put up with me for so long, huh?Copy !req
265. You said it.Copy !req
266. So...Copy !req
267. - So.
- So?Copy !req
268. I don't know, I thought it would be
better to tell you in person that—Copy !req
269. No!Copy !req
270. Wow. Oh, Anne. Wow, that is, uh...Copy !req
271. That is so much bigger
than the one that I got you.Copy !req
272. Ugh, it's gaudy.Copy !req
273. That's Dan, right? Dr. Dan.Copy !req
274. Yeah, it's Dan.Copy !req
275. Holy shit, Anne. Way to go.Copy !req
276. Are you okay?Copy !req
277. - Yeah, I'm okay. Yeah.
- Well, I am not okay.Copy !req
278. You could just say,
"Congratulations, I'm happy for you."Copy !req
279. You know, like two people who still
care enough about each other to lieCopy !req
280. so that the other one
doesn't feel like complete shit.Copy !req
281. Maybe we could do that version of this?Copy !req
282. No, I am— I am happy for you, Anne.Copy !req
283. - You know, I'm, uh...
- No!Copy !req
284. Congratulations.Copy !req
285. Thank you.Copy !req
286. That was going to be us, Eddie!Copy !req
287. I, for one, would not be inconsolable
if Dan were to fall into trafficCopy !req
288. and lose his head and his feet
and all of his teeth!Copy !req
289. - What?
- What was that?Copy !req
290. What? Nothing.Copy !req
291. Whoa.Copy !req
292. If I ask you a question, do you
have the ability to tell me the truth?Copy !req
293. You mean, as in being super happy
for you because of your engagement?Copy !req
294. Because you just told me to lie,
so that's really confusing.Copy !req
295. Is Venom with you?Copy !req
296. He's dead.Copy !req
297. I am. I'm playing dead right now.Copy !req
298. Yeah, I mean, he—Copy !req
299. - Right.
- Okay.Copy !req
300. - Okay.
- Good.Copy !req
301. Well, that's—Copy !req
302. You just don't change, do you?Copy !req
303. What are you talking about?
This is just a huge shock. Um, I'm in...Copy !req
304. Anne, I'm in love with you.
This is a lot to process.Copy !req
305. The truth is you don't love anybody.
You can't.Copy !req
306. Commitment's just not your thing.Copy !req
307. All right, then, fine.Copy !req
308. Do not marry Dan.Copy !req
309. Dan makes me feel safe.Copy !req
310. And you made me feel
like I was on a roller coaster.Copy !req
311. Sometimes you have to know
when to get off.Copy !req
312. - Yeah, and not yak.
- And not yak!Copy !req
313. You know? Not yak.Copy !req
314. Yak.Copy !req
315. Hey, Venom. Take care of him, all right?Copy !req
316. Don't let him
keep messing everything up.Copy !req
317. I'm going
to make you cry now, Eddie.Copy !req
318. She will love it.Copy !req
319. Cry.Copy !req
320. Cry.Copy !req
321. It's a lot to process.Copy !req
322. Congratulations, Anne.Copy !req
323. That's great news.Copy !req
324. Slow down, pal!Copy !req
325. Why? You don't believe in consequences.Copy !req
326. No injuries. You fix them.Copy !req
327. No hangovers. You mend them.Copy !req
328. I couldn't even hurt myself if I tried!Copy !req
329. Eddie, I apologize
that I can't mend the heart.Copy !req
330. Emotional pain, it hits much harder.Copy !req
331. And it lasts longer.Copy !req
332. You just need to pull up
your big-boy pants and take it.Copy !req
333. Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say.Copy !req
334. Why?Copy !req
335. Because I'm a real boy.Copy !req
336. And you're just an amoeba.Copy !req
337. I will only take that
because we are hurting right now.Copy !req
338. Don't worry, buddy.
I will get you through this.Copy !req
339. Do you know what always
cheers me up in the morning, Eddie?Copy !req
340. Sausages. And brains!Copy !req
341. Ouch! Ouch, ouch, ouch. Ow.Copy !req
342. Cheer up, old pal!Copy !req
343. That's for you.Copy !req
344. Are you pen pals with an ant?Copy !req
345. Whoa, listen to this.Copy !req
346. "Dearest pally pal,Copy !req
347. I hereby invite you to witnessCopy !req
348. my demise,Copy !req
349. my final momentsCopy !req
350. on this spinning shit wheelCopy !req
351. that we call Earth."Copy !req
352. You are responsibleCopy !req
353. for bringing about
the end of Cletus Kasady.Copy !req
354. It's only right that you hold the door
for me on my way out.Copy !req
355. They'll stop my heart...Copy !req
356. just like it stopped at my birth.Copy !req
357. What if Cletus Kasady
had never been revived?Copy !req
358. He would never have pushed
Grandma down a flight of stairs.Copy !req
359. Bye-bye, Grandma,
you puckered old sphincter.Copy !req
360. He would never have thrown
a hair dryer into Mother's bathtub.Copy !req
361. Yes, Mama, I'm a bad, bad boy.Copy !req
362. He would never have been beaten
to the brink of death by Daddy-oCopy !req
363. and sent to...Copy !req
364. St. Estes Home for Unwanted Children.Copy !req
365. That circus of hell...Copy !req
366. with one bright light.Copy !req
367. Oh, Eddie.Copy !req
368. We are all born into this world
through blood and pain.Copy !req
369. Every hero has an origin story.Copy !req
370. Your friend...Copy !req
371. "Cletus Kasady."Copy !req
372. Kiss, hug, kiss, hug.Copy !req
373. Smiley face.Copy !req
374. Ew.Copy !req
375. Nutjob.Copy !req
376. You know, I should be there.Copy !req
377. Uh, no, it's a bad idea.Copy !req
378. I mean, I put him there.Copy !req
379. Actually, he put himself there
when he decided to be a complete lunatic.Copy !req
380. Ta-da!Copy !req
381. You know, it would be nice
just to have your support, just for once.Copy !req
382. - Ketchup?
- Excuse me—Copy !req
383. This place
is an all-you-can-eat buffet.Copy !req
384. Who's going to care if I polish off
a couple of these idiots?Copy !req
385. You can't be sure
who is and who is not guilty.Copy !req
386. They're in prison!Copy !req
387. Yeah, but some people
take false confessions.Copy !req
388. You know, they take pleas.
We watched Making a Murderer.Copy !req
389. - You all right?
- Yeah, man, I'm just practicing.Copy !req
390. I am a predator, Eddie.Copy !req
391. - Mm-hm.
- Lions do not eat salad.Copy !req
392. But you're not a lion, are you?Copy !req
393. I see you more of a vexatious
little pig-dog-house-bat thing.Copy !req
394. That's fine.Copy !req
395. - You suck.
- You suck!Copy !req
396. - Excuse me?
- Yeah, wow.Copy !req
397. I don't have an explanation for that.
I think I'm having a panic attack, um...Copy !req
398. Yeah, I'll sign here.Copy !req
399. Stand two feet away from the bars.
No touching the condemned.Copy !req
400. Understood.Copy !req
401. Visitor's here!Copy !req
402. This is a "me" thing, not a "we" thing.Copy !req
403. Everything is a "you" thing.Copy !req
404. Oh, happy day for you,
Eddie Brock.Copy !req
405. Mm, what a scoop.Copy !req
406. The end of the Magical Misery Tour.Copy !req
407. I worry for your soul.Copy !req
408. How will you live with the weight
of snuffing out a man's life?Copy !req
409. I was, uh... I was hoping maybe
you could give me a couple pointers.Copy !req
410. Funny little guy, aren't you?Copy !req
411. Don't need that.
My memory is outstanding.Copy !req
412. Rude.Copy !req
413. Consequences.Copy !req
414. Every decision you ever make.Copy !req
415. Who do we leave behind,
and how do we leave them?Copy !req
416. A connubial bed, empty.Copy !req
417. Waiting in the darknessCopy !req
418. for the rescuer who never comes.Copy !req
419. Because of you.Copy !req
420. This guy makes zero sense.Copy !req
421. You and I are the same.Copy !req
422. No. No, we're not.Copy !req
423. Twisted insides, mean daddies.Copy !req
424. You feel like home to me, Eddie.
Like family.Copy !req
425. And really, truly, that is all
I ever wanted in this world.Copy !req
426. Family.Copy !req
427. Killing your grandmother and your mother
sure is a funny way of showing it.Copy !req
428. Anything you wanna
unburden yourself with before...Copy !req
429. um, this happens?Copy !req
430. Yes.Copy !req
431. I have wishes to bestow upon you.Copy !req
432. Oh, that is kind.Copy !req
433. I want to wish you...Copy !req
434. this heartbreak.Copy !req
435. Uh-oh. Too late.Copy !req
436. I wish for you
to see out your days alone,Copy !req
437. as you always have been.Copy !req
438. Watch it, pal!Copy !req
439. Where are you going with this?Copy !req
440. You are a cancer to everyone
who ever loved you, Eddie.Copy !req
441. Deceived your trusting fiancée.Copy !req
442. And no wonder Daddy
could never look at you againCopy !req
443. after you killed his wife, your mother,Copy !req
444. just by being born.Copy !req
445. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
446. No, no! No, no, don't! Don't!Copy !req
447. Speak to my friend again
like that! I dare you!Copy !req
448. Hey, hey!Copy !req
449. No touching the inmate. Hey, back up!Copy !req
450. Eddie?Copy !req
451. You're done.Copy !req
452. I have tasted blood before, my friend,
and that is not it.Copy !req
453. Eddie Brock has a big secret!Copy !req
454. Shut up, Kasady!Copy !req
455. - That may have been a mistake.
- Shut up.Copy !req
456. Hey, aren't you Eddie Brock?Copy !req
457. I don't know anymore.Copy !req
458. - Eddie!
- I don't wanna hear another word.Copy !req
459. - Eddie.
- I don't wanna hear it.Copy !req
460. Eddie, I am sorry.Copy !req
461. That was his last time
on record ever!Copy !req
462. There's no more words for his victims.
You know, they're gone.Copy !req
463. Any clues of outstanding bodies,
we've lost forever. And completely...Copy !req
464. I didn't mean to.Copy !req
465. - You didn't mean to?
- And I said I'm sorry!Copy !req
466. You didn't mean to, but you did it.
You just decided, I don't know, "Blurgh!"Copy !req
467. That's it. You did it.Copy !req
468. You didn't even think
we might get caught, get killed?Copy !req
469. You don't think about things like that.
You think about chickens.Copy !req
470. You think about you, you think about
what you want, and you think about you.Copy !req
471. Let me remind you of something, Eddie.
You were a loser before I came along.Copy !req
472. You were nothing. I made you special!Copy !req
473. You made me special?
Let me tell you something.Copy !req
474. Before you came along, I had a life.
I didn't have chickens, but I had dreams.Copy !req
475. I had dreams and a fiancée
and a really successful TV show!Copy !req
476. Ah, but you destroyed
all of those things by yourself.Copy !req
477. Yeah. But you know what? I rebuilt my life
and now I just wanna live it. Good night.Copy !req
478. And how did you build this new life?Copy !req
479. - Hmm?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
480. Well, who found the clue on the wall
so you could be this big shiny hero?Copy !req
481. Hmm? Who found the clue? Who?Copy !req
482. - Wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
483. No, no, no. This is not
about being a hero for me, man.Copy !req
484. This is about wanting to live in peace.
Do you understand what I'm talking about?Copy !req
485. No, you don't understand
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
486. Okay, this is about me
wanting to live without youCopy !req
487. whining in my ear all the time
about eating bad guysCopy !req
488. or nagging me about AnneCopy !req
489. or destroying my place
or destroying my life!Copy !req
490. Do you know how lucky
you are that I chose you?Copy !req
491. You chose me?Copy !req
492. Buddy, I'm the only person
that took you inCopy !req
493. when your friends kicked you off
the planet Ming MongCopy !req
494. because you are a reject!Copy !req
495. You are a pariah! Lethal protection,
my ass. You couldn't protect anything.Copy !req
496. You are useless. You couldn't
get a job down here cleaning toilets!Copy !req
497. I'm sorry!Copy !req
498. I don't know what came over me.
Please, let me fix it.Copy !req
499. So I can break it again!Copy !req
500. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
501. Out! Get out. Take your stuff. Get out!Copy !req
502. This is my house!Copy !req
503. No!Copy !req
504. Keep it down up there!Copy !req
505. Get out!Copy !req
506. Sonny?Copy !req
507. - You wouldn't dare!
- Yeah, absolutely. Mm-hm, mm-hm.Copy !req
508. No, no, no!Copy !req
509. - Yeah!
- No!Copy !req
510. I'm calling the police!Copy !req
511. I am so sorry.Copy !req
512. Show yourself.Copy !req
513. You can't win!Copy !req
514. Take a look at me.
Look at the size of you.Copy !req
515. Puny.Copy !req
516. How dare you?Copy !req
517. I guess this is goodbye.Copy !req
518. Oh, yeah.
Finally something we agree on.Copy !req
519. What in the world?Copy !req
520. All this crazy shit.Copy !req
521. Yeah!Copy !req
522. No. No.Copy !req
523. No, no, no.Copy !req
524. No!Copy !req
525. Yeah!Copy !req
526. No!Copy !req
527. - Yeah!
- No!Copy !req
528. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
529. No.Copy !req
530. No, no, no.Copy !req
531. I wish I never met you!Copy !req
532. Sayonara!Copy !req
533. Cletus Kasady,
you have been tried, convictedCopy !req
534. and sentenced to death
by the state of California.Copy !req
535. May your passing bring closure
to the victims' families.Copy !req
536. And may you find peace
in the hereafter.Copy !req
537. Soon come chaos.Copy !req
538. Chaos soon come.Copy !req
539. Are those your final words?Copy !req
540. Enjoy the show.Copy !req
541. Warden.Copy !req
542. Something wicked this way comes.Copy !req
543. Let me out!Copy !req
544. Don't move!Copy !req
545. Hey!Copy !req
546. Please.Copy !req
547. I got a family.Copy !req
548. Any last words, warden?Copy !req
549. Don't! Please!Copy !req
550. You two are being evicted.Copy !req
551. Come on, don't look at me like that.
It was never gonna work out.Copy !req
552. All right?Copy !req
553. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
554. Because of how quickly he moved in...Copy !req
555. the offensive line cannot pick him up.Copy !req
556. Breaking news.
Serial killer Cletus KasadyCopy !req
557. - is on the run...
- Shit.Copy !req
558. - ... as a statewide manhunt is underway...
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
559. after last night's audacious escapeCopy !req
560. from San Quentin.Copy !req
561. It is absolute chaos here.Copy !req
562. We have reports of bullets...Copy !req
563. - Hey.
- What, you're not dead?Copy !req
564. No.Copy !req
565. May I come in?Copy !req
566. Yeah, sure. Come on in.Copy !req
567. Uh, I was just seeing for myself
on the news.Copy !req
568. Yeah, on a scale of one to ten,
it's 11 bad.Copy !req
569. Yeah.Copy !req
570. Reports coming from San Quentin
are, quite frankly, bananas.Copy !req
571. Nice TV.Copy !req
572. Uh, well, how did he do it?Copy !req
573. Yeah, how did he, indeed?
That's the million-dollar question.Copy !req
574. And yet again,
you were his special visitor.Copy !req
575. So, what did he tell you?Copy !req
576. Me? Nothing. Nothing at all.Copy !req
577. Nothing about an escape plan?Copy !req
578. Nothing about some kind
of elaborate breakout costume?Copy !req
579. No.Copy !req
580. Well, how come every time you seem
to be at the center of these things,Copy !req
581. and then miraculously
you know nothing about it?Copy !req
582. Maybe I'm lucky.Copy !req
583. Yeah, right.Copy !req
584. You said, um...Copy !req
585. the reports coming out
of San Quentin are bananas.Copy !req
586. What do you mean by "bananas"?Copy !req
587. Remember when I asked you
a similar question...Copy !req
588. - Uh-huh.
- ... the day you interviewed him?Copy !req
589. Information is currency.Copy !req
590. You of all people should know that.Copy !req
591. Come on.Copy !req
592. I thought he'd come to try to find
the man that nearly got him executed,Copy !req
593. but I guess not.Copy !req
594. I'd lay low if I was you.Copy !req
595. I'll see myself out.Copy !req
596. Okay, think. Think, think, think.Copy !req
597. What would Venom do?Copy !req
598. He would find you before you find me,
and he would eat your face! Damn.Copy !req
599. All right.Copy !req
600. Who do we
leave behind, and how do we leave them?Copy !req
601. - A connubial bed, empty, left to rot.
- "Connubial." Is it marriage?Copy !req
602. Waiting in the darkness
for the rescuer who never comes.Copy !req
603. I don't understand.Copy !req
604. - "That circle of hell..."
- The cathedral on the hill is fell silentCopy !req
605. because of you.Copy !req
606. - You and I are the same.
- "... with one bright light."Copy !req
607. - Twisted insides, mean daddies.
- Bright light.Copy !req
608. You feel like home to me. Like family.Copy !req
609. St. Estes.Copy !req
610. Crapola!Copy !req
611. Another one bites the dust.Copy !req
612. Look at all these weirdos.Copy !req
613. My kind of people.Copy !req
614. Nice costume.Copy !req
615. Hey!Copy !req
616. Awesome work!Copy !req
617. Greatest costume ever! Oh, my God.Copy !req
618. Is that Japanese?Copy !req
619. No, I made it myself.Copy !req
620. - Hey!
- Who, me?Copy !req
621. Hello, gorgeous.Copy !req
622. Sorry, no, not my type.Copy !req
623. I am out of the Eddie closet!Copy !req
624. Hello, darling.Copy !req
625. Ooh, racer red. Got to have it.Copy !req
626. Let's get this party started.Copy !req
627. Oh, hell, yes.Copy !req
628. Hey! Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
629. Stop! Stop, man! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
630. Ah, shit.Copy !req
631. You are real.Copy !req
632. I am.Copy !req
633. And once I kill that thing that made me,Copy !req
634. we will be indestructible.Copy !req
635. I know where to find him,Copy !req
636. but first I need you
to help me find something I lost.Copy !req
637. Deal.Copy !req
638. Deal.Copy !req
639. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
640. Dude.Copy !req
641. Oh, yeah, bro! Tight!Copy !req
642. Thank you!Copy !req
643. - Oh, yeah!
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
644. Your costume is amazing!Copy !req
645. Thank you, one person!Copy !req
646. Eddie was wrong.Copy !req
647. He kept me hiddenCopy !req
648. because he was ashamed!Copy !req
649. But look at me now!Copy !req
650. You love me.Copy !req
651. And I'm free!Copy !req
652. Yeah!Copy !req
653. Yeah!Copy !req
654. Stop this cruel treatment of aliens.Copy !req
655. It is wrong.Copy !req
656. All of us should be able to live togetherCopy !req
657. upon this ball of rock.Copy !req
658. Yeah!Copy !req
659. Free to be who we be!Copy !req
660. I love you!Copy !req
661. I love you too!Copy !req
662. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
663. Lethal Protector out.Copy !req
664. Yeah, man!Copy !req
665. Well, that was a hard act to follow.Copy !req
666. I wish you could have seen me tonight...Copy !req
667. Eddie.Copy !req
668. Holy shit.Copy !req
669. - Mulligan.
- Uh, it's Eddie Brock here.Copy !req
670. Look, this may be a long shot,
but I think I may have found something.Copy !req
671. Go on, Eddie. What do you got?Copy !req
672. Last time I spoke to Kasady,
he was talking to me about connubial bedsCopy !req
673. and marriage, and it didn't
make a whole lot of sense to me.Copy !req
674. But I'm here at St. Estes,
and I found this, uh...Copy !req
675. Well, I'm standing in front of a—
Of a tree.Copy !req
676. And I'm looking at it.
It's got a carving on it.Copy !req
677. It says, "CK loves FB."Copy !req
678. I'm thinking that maybe whoever this FB is
might know where he's headed. And, uh...Copy !req
679. And if you can, I don't know,
pull up some files from St. Estes,Copy !req
680. maybe you can figure out who this FB is.Copy !req
681. FB, that's Frances Barrison.Copy !req
682. Wow, that's quick.Copy !req
683. Yeah, it's impossible, Eddie.Copy !req
684. She's dead. I, uh— I shot her.Copy !req
685. Can I help you, sir?Copy !req
686. Got any of those Internets?Copy !req
687. You're alive.Copy !req
688. When I get out,Copy !req
689. I'm gonna slice your face off
and wear it to a party!Copy !req
690. You're never
getting out of here, Siegfried.Copy !req
691. No one does.Copy !req
692. Well, Frances.Copy !req
693. It seems your sweetheart has done
a Houdini act over there at San Quentin.Copy !req
694. It's all over the news.Copy !req
695. Oh, don't get excited.
He's not gonna find you.Copy !req
696. Screw you.Copy !req
697. How flattering.Copy !req
698. But you're not my type.Copy !req
699. I wonder where he could be.Copy !req
700. I'm right here.Copy !req
701. Ta-da!Copy !req
702. Hi, baby.Copy !req
703. I don't want you to freak out, okay?Copy !req
704. Um, I'd like you to meet...Copy !req
705. Carnage.Copy !req
706. That is so hot!Copy !req
707. Go.Copy !req
708. A '66!Copy !req
709. My dream car.Copy !req
710. Yeah, I remember. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
711. Yes, baby!Copy !req
712. This is SFPD. Stand down!Copy !req
713. Stop! You'll kill him!Copy !req
714. She does that again,
I'll eat her face.Copy !req
715. He's sensitive to sound.Copy !req
716. Stop the vehicle! Stand down!Copy !req
717. Who said romance was dead?Copy !req
718. Hey! No drunks in here!Copy !req
719. Help me. Food.Copy !req
720. Out! You get out!Copy !req
721. Chocolate.Copy !req
722. Venom?Copy !req
723. I'm having trouble
keeping them standing, Mrs. C.Copy !req
724. Where's Eddie?Copy !req
725. Food...Copy !req
726. Monsters!Copy !req
727. Monsters everywhere!Copy !req
728. They're everywhere!Copy !req
729. Monsters!Copy !req
730. Put out an APB.Copy !req
731. Form a perimeter.Copy !req
732. Blockade state lines.Copy !req
733. And bring in Brock.Copy !req
734. I'm no use to anybody here.
I'm just wasting your time.Copy !req
735. You know what I keep thinking?
I keep thinking:Copy !req
736. "What else is Eddie Brock
not sharing about Cletus Kasady?Copy !req
737. Why was it Eddie that Cletus wanted
to witness his execution?" Huh?Copy !req
738. Bad things happen around you.Copy !req
739. Multiple dead bodies
at your building last year,Copy !req
740. that bizarre outburst
at the lobster restaurant,Copy !req
741. and only you at the Life Foundation
when that rocket exploded.Copy !req
742. And now Clyde's found BonnieCopy !req
743. and there's a dead psychiatrist at a
facility I knew nothing about until today.Copy !req
744. And people are talking
about seeing monsters.Copy !req
745. Monsters?Copy !req
746. Uh, what do you mean "monsters"?Copy !req
747. Monsters, Eddie! Everywhere Cletus goes,
so goes this supposed monster.Copy !req
748. Oh, God.Copy !req
749. Talk to me, Eddie.Copy !req
750. Talk to me.Copy !req
751. How's he doing it?Copy !req
752. What's the secret?
How's he making people see things?Copy !req
753. All right. I, uh...Copy !req
754. I can't answer any more of your questions
without making my phone call.Copy !req
755. I'll get you your phone call.Copy !req
756. But you know what secrets want, Eddie?Copy !req
757. They want out.
That's why they're so hard to keep.Copy !req
758. Eddie asked you to do this?Copy !req
759. He has no one else that can help him?
We'll be late for the party.Copy !req
760. He's in trouble, Dan.Copy !req
761. Yeah, trouble is his thing.Copy !req
762. - Are there gonna be aliens again?
- No, of course not.Copy !req
763. I'd like to speak to him alone.Copy !req
764. Your duty of honesty supersedes your duty
to the client if somebody gets harmed.Copy !req
765. They teach you that at posh school?Copy !req
766. Oh, hey. Anne. Hey, Anne,
thank you so much for coming.Copy !req
767. Boy, that little guy's a charmer, huh?Copy !req
768. How much do I need
to worry about you right now?Copy !req
769. I messed up.Copy !req
770. Okay. How badly?Copy !req
771. It couldn't be worse, and it's all on me.Copy !req
772. Whatever you did,
you just need to tell the cops the truth.Copy !req
773. No. No. No, I can't tell them
that they are chasing a serial killerCopy !req
774. who's also got an alien inside of himCopy !req
775. and he's capable of killing everybody.Copy !req
776. Venom. Talk to me. What's happening?Copy !req
777. No, he's not here. He's not here.Copy !req
778. Is this an "I'm lying"He's not here"
or is this a real "He's not here"?Copy !req
779. He's not here.Copy !req
780. Jesus Christ, Eddie.Copy !req
781. St. Estes fire. All units.Copy !req
782. What the actual f—?Copy !req
783. Eddie, think.Copy !req
784. I don't know. All I know is that he
can't go long without eating food, right?Copy !req
785. So he's eating chicken
and he eats chocolate, and that's it.Copy !req
786. And that is only
if he's still observing the rules.Copy !req
787. We need to find him.Copy !req
788. You mean I need to find him.Copy !req
789. Yeah, you need to find him, please.
And then I will fix it.Copy !req
790. - I'll try.
- Thank you.Copy !req
791. Mrs. Chen.Copy !req
792. - Who's asking?
- It's me.Copy !req
793. What do you want?Copy !req
794. Oh, she's a charmer.Copy !req
795. - Okay, listen—
- You broke Eddie's heart.Copy !req
796. I don't have time to explain
why that's off the mark.Copy !req
797. - Do you know where Venom is?
- You wanna break his heart too?Copy !req
798. I'm not gonna get
into who did what to who.Copy !req
799. Eddie said
he might be here for the chocolate.Copy !req
800. I need to speak with the alien.Copy !req
801. - You said there wouldn't be any aliens.
- I meant more aliens.Copy !req
802. - Breaking news.
- The mayor has issued a curfew...Copy !req
803. Turn the volume up, please.Copy !req
804. Kasady and Barrison should be treated
as armed and extremely dangerous.Copy !req
805. An all-out manhunt continues tonight.Copy !req
806. So?Copy !req
807. Cletus has a symbiote.Copy !req
808. Oh, my God! Any other information
you're pathologically lying about?Copy !req
809. - Pussy.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
810. - Eddie needs Venom.
- She just called me a pussy.Copy !req
811. He said he didn't need him,
that life was better without him.Copy !req
812. Okay, I don't understand.
What do you care—?Copy !req
813. Oh, wait a second.Copy !req
814. You get out here right now.Copy !req
815. Do you see that?
Seriously, do you see that?Copy !req
816. Yeah, hon, I've seen it.Copy !req
817. Eddie's going to have to fight
this battle all by his little bitch self.Copy !req
818. Don't be a big baby. Go help your friend!Copy !req
819. He said I couldn't
get a job fixing toilets!Copy !req
820. Cletus will come for him.
He won't survive without you.Copy !req
821. Of course he won't.
Because I am the hero of the two of us.Copy !req
822. Yeah, you're the big sexy hero.Copy !req
823. You're the coolest, you're the hottest,
and you're the bravest.Copy !req
824. I am.Copy !req
825. I'm still standing right here.Copy !req
826. No one likes you, Dan!Copy !req
827. I love seeing you in action.Copy !req
828. Let's go save that asshole.Copy !req
829. I promised
we'd be free from here.Copy !req
830. And we'd walk
to the cathedral on the hill.Copy !req
831. A wedding.Copy !req
832. Three guests.Copy !req
833. One for each of us.Copy !req
834. The cop that took my eye.Copy !req
835. Eddie Brock.Copy !req
836. And Venom.Copy !req
837. A red wedding.Copy !req
838. You...Copy !req
839. You didn't find him?Copy !req
840. Oh, my Lord. What happened?Copy !req
841. - Hey.
- Dan. All right, let's go.Copy !req
842. I'm not talking to him!Copy !req
843. He doesn't want to come out.Copy !req
844. What do you mean? We have to leave now
'cause Cletus is gonna wipe the city out.Copy !req
845. We're not doing shit
until he apologizes.Copy !req
846. So he's looking for an apology.Copy !req
847. I know that amends aren't your thing—Copy !req
848. Like, as in right now, an apology?Copy !req
849. I need him to beg.Copy !req
850. Fine, I will be the bigger of us.Copy !req
851. I will always be the bigger of us.
But go on.Copy !req
852. - What is he saying?
- He said he's listening very sincerely.Copy !req
853. All right, listen to this.Copy !req
854. I am sorry.Copy !req
855. Not the right tone.Copy !req
856. I'm sorry.Copy !req
857. Nope!Copy !req
858. I am sorry!Copy !req
859. So weird.Copy !req
860. I'm sorry!Copy !req
861. I don't know why you're shouting at me.Copy !req
862. Okay, well, fine.
I was a loser before I met you.Copy !req
863. - Yup. That's right.
- And, uh...Copy !req
864. And now I am someone.Copy !req
865. All right? You made me special.Copy !req
866. Damn right!Copy !req
867. - Why don't you put a cherry on it?
- A cherry on that? Right. Um...Copy !req
868. I'm...Copy !req
869. I am truly very sorry
for everything that I said...Copy !req
870. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
- ... everything that I did not say,Copy !req
871. everything that I did,Copy !req
872. and probably everything that I did not do.Copy !req
873. - Mm...
- Yeah, he's thinking.Copy !req
874. - Come on, come on.
- Mmm...Copy !req
875. - Okay!
- Whoa.Copy !req
876. Whoa!Copy !req
877. - Oh, no.
- Kiss her!Copy !req
878. Are you gonna kiss me now?Copy !req
879. - No!
- No?Copy !req
880. God, I'm never doing that again.Copy !req
881. Well, maybe never.
I don't know. Honestly, it's really fun.Copy !req
882. If we save the day, can we
call ourselves the Lethal Protector?Copy !req
883. That is so '80s.Copy !req
884. Dan. Pack quickly.
Don't stay. And if for any reason—Copy !req
885. Fire and sound.Copy !req
886. "Fire and Sound"? Is that a band?Copy !req
887. - No, it's what kills them.
- Yeah.Copy !req
888. Okay, look, man, I've got her.Copy !req
889. - Ah! Ow!
- Not sorry!Copy !req
890. God, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
891. Those two need some
serious couples counseling.Copy !req
892. I'm pulling up to Brock's now.Copy !req
893. Shit. Oh, my God.Copy !req
894. Kasady, place your hands on your head!Copy !req
895. Which, um...Copy !req
896. hands?Copy !req
897. What the f—?Copy !req
898. We found you.Copy !req
899. Shriek will be so pleased.Copy !req
900. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
901. Brockalicious!Copy !req
902. Bling-a-ling.Copy !req
903. Now, whose finger were you meant for?Copy !req
904. A nice shiny lure for a little fishy.Copy !req
905. Okay, here we go, buddy.Copy !req
906. Hello, Anne.Copy !req
907. I just incapacitated your boyfriend.Copy !req
908. Now, he'll be okay,Copy !req
909. with an answer about where Eddie Brock is.Copy !req
910. Well, I'm sure as shit
not gonna tell you that.Copy !req
911. It's a shame to hurt you.Copy !req
912. Tell Brock Cletus will make a swap.Copy !req
913. Her head for his.Copy !req
914. He's gonna kill you both.Copy !req
915. Peeps have tried that already.Copy !req
916. Botched it.Copy !req
917. They can't find him!Copy !req
918. They are hunting us too, buddy.Copy !req
919. Come on, where are you?Copy !req
920. Hey, Dan. What's going on?Copy !req
921. - Eddie, they got her.
- Huh?Copy !req
922. They've taken Anne!Copy !req
923. - Calm down.
- They took her to their wedding.Copy !req
924. - They took her where?
- Their wedding.Copy !req
925. - Grace Cathedral. Hurry.
- We're on our way.Copy !req
926. All right, it looks like
we are going to a wedding.Copy !req
927. Oh, will there be canapés?Copy !req
928. You bet your ass.Copy !req
929. That distant cathedral...Copy !req
930. is all I see.Copy !req
931. Fractured angel...Copy !req
932. the other part of me.Copy !req
933. Dearly beloved...Copy !req
934. Gifts first.Copy !req
935. Actually, traditionally—Copy !req
936. Shut your mouth...Copy !req
937. Father.Copy !req
938. Baby, I got for you what you want most.Copy !req
939. - The cop?
- The cop.Copy !req
940. Continue, Father.Copy !req
941. Dearly beloved,Copy !req
942. if anyone objects to this marriage,Copy !req
943. speak now or forever hold their—Copy !req
944. Where is she?Copy !req
945. There you are.Copy !req
946. Death to you, Father.Copy !req
947. No!Copy !req
948. Not you, Father.Copy !req
949. You, Father.Copy !req
950. Oh, shit!Copy !req
951. Uh, where you going? What are you doing?Copy !req
952. This is much worse than I thought.
That is a red one. Wow. Uh...Copy !req
953. - Red one?
- We should leave. Immediately.Copy !req
954. Annie will get over it.
We never liked her anyway.Copy !req
955. - So let's go.
- Now?Copy !req
956. Congratulations
to the happy couple. We are leaving.Copy !req
957. Eddie! Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
958. I'll be right with you. All right?Copy !req
959. You need to come out right now.Copy !req
960. Because I am feeling
super, super vulnerable right here.Copy !req
961. Brock's just like you?Copy !req
962. Not for long.Copy !req
963. Eddie, over here!Copy !req
964. You need to come out right now.Copy !req
965. I will let you eat everybody!
You can eat them all!Copy !req
966. Apart from him in the robe.
You cannot eat him.Copy !req
967. - Promise?
- I promise!Copy !req
968. Thank you.Copy !req
969. Baby!Copy !req
970. Shut your mouth.Copy !req
971. Marriage trouble already?Copy !req
972. Time to die.Copy !req
973. That's the spirit!Copy !req
974. I mean us. We are going to die.Copy !req
975. I— I killed you.Copy !req
976. Well, you can't kill a ghost.Copy !req
977. You. Kill him,Copy !req
978. but keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
979. Our wife knows what she's doing.Copy !req
980. Just turn it down.Copy !req
981. Who do you think you're talking to?Copy !req
982. - Stop him!
- My cop!Copy !req
983. Honeymoon over?Copy !req
984. Oh, God. No.Copy !req
985. Power up.Copy !req
986. No!Copy !req
987. Mayday, Mayday, Mayday!
Cletus Kasady—Copy !req
988. What do they sayCopy !req
989. about an eye for an eye?Copy !req
990. Fire and sound!Copy !req
991. Except without the sound.Copy !req
992. Baby!Copy !req
993. Cletus!Copy !req
994. Mano a mano, Brock.Copy !req
995. You know how I spent my endless days?Copy !req
996. I spent them thinking about
how you only told one side of the story.Copy !req
997. You didn't write about the part
where Cletus was abusedCopy !req
998. by Mommy, Daddy and Granny!Copy !req
999. You didn't tell the world
how he was a scared little boyCopy !req
1000. that no one cared aboutCopy !req
1001. and no one came to save!Copy !req
1002. You never asked yourself...Copy !req
1003. why!Copy !req
1004. That's bad journalism.Copy !req
1005. Oh, happy days.Copy !req
1006. I'm not a crazy man,Copy !req
1007. but I am a vengeful one.Copy !req
1008. You're going to watch her die.Copy !req
1009. Anne!Copy !req
1010. Anne!Copy !req
1011. Do something!Copy !req
1012. Eddie, I'm afraid we cannot beat them.Copy !req
1013. Baby, that's too much.Copy !req
1014. You gotta stop him.Copy !req
1015. What are you doing?Copy !req
1016. I'll shut her up for good.Copy !req
1017. No! Stop! You're hurting her!Copy !req
1018. Get up!Copy !req
1019. I can't.Copy !req
1020. Look, look!Copy !req
1021. They're not symbiotic.Copy !req
1022. - Get away from her!
- Shut up.Copy !req
1023. Take your hands off my wife!Copy !req
1024. They're not a match.Copy !req
1025. We are.Copy !req
1026. That's right. We are.Copy !req
1027. Together we are...Copy !req
1028. The Lethal Protector!Copy !req
1029. Let there be carnage!Copy !req
1030. I got you. You okay?Copy !req
1031. Father, one of us must die.Copy !req
1032. We need fire.Copy !req
1033. Or sound.Copy !req
1034. No!Copy !req
1035. Holy mackerel!Copy !req
1036. He did not taste good.Copy !req
1037. I'm a killer
with or without the monster, Eddie.Copy !req
1038. You know what I really wanted?Copy !req
1039. No. What was it, Cletus?Copy !req
1040. I told you, but you weren't listening.Copy !req
1041. Well, I'm listening now.Copy !req
1042. I wanted your friendship.Copy !req
1043. I'm sorry, Cletus.Copy !req
1044. Fuck this guy!Copy !req
1045. You in there, get him out of here.Copy !req
1046. They're gonna come for you both.Copy !req
1047. I know.Copy !req
1048. Hey, Anne.Copy !req
1049. Take care.Copy !req
1050. Yeah. You too, champ.Copy !req
1051. Dan!Copy !req
1052. - You take care too.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1053. I like you.Copy !req
1054. We totally didn't need him, though.Copy !req
1055. Honestly, I think he was
more of a hindrance than a help.Copy !req
1056. Monsters.Copy !req
1057. That there is Don Quixote,
and the guy next to him is Sancho Panza.Copy !req
1058. They're two very different people who
have very different takes on the world.Copy !req
1059. Different ways of doing things.Copy !req
1060. Sometimes they didn't like each other
a whole lot, but ultimately...Copy !req
1061. they worked together
to bring out the best in each other.Copy !req
1062. Eddie, the time has come.Copy !req
1063. I must go alone.Copy !req
1064. It is me they want.Copy !req
1065. Yeah.Copy !req
1066. Well, my dear Sancho,Copy !req
1067. facts are the enemy of truth.Copy !req
1068. What does that even mean?Copy !req
1069. It means...Copy !req
1070. It means that we...Copy !req
1071. - are Ve...
- Fugitives!Copy !req
1072. nom. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1073. - On the run.
- That too.Copy !req
1074. Thank you for bringing me here.Copy !req
1075. You're welcome, buddy.Copy !req
1076. - It's beautiful, huh?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
1077. I'm sorry
that we can't do anything about the oldCopy !req
1078. wind-in-your-hair situation, but...Copy !req
1079. Osho says, when you love someone,Copy !req
1080. - you accept the whole person...
- Osho?Copy !req
1081. with all of their defects.Copy !req
1082. Defects. Hmm.Copy !req
1083. Nobody is perfect.Copy !req
1084. Just go back a minute. You telling me—?Copy !req
1085. You just said that you love me.Copy !req
1086. - Um...
- You did.Copy !req
1087. Where will we go?Copy !req
1088. I don't know. I don't know.Copy !req
1089. Anywhere that needs
a Lethal Protector, I suppose.Copy !req
1090. - Oh! You really meant it!
- Yeah.Copy !req
1091. We will need a cape. And a mask.Copy !req
1092. No. No, I think you got that covered.
We're good.Copy !req
1093. Maximiliano.Copy !req
1094. Oh, I love this show.Copy !req
1095. Yeah.Copy !req
1096. Maximiliano's feelings
are not being validated.Copy !req
1097. Yeah, well, he never should've kept
such an insane secret, man.Copy !req
1098. We all have a past, Eddie.Copy !req
1099. What do you mean?
You hiding stuff from me?Copy !req
1100. Eighty billion light years
of Hive knowledge across universesCopy !req
1101. would explode your tiny little brain.Copy !req
1102. What...? What does that even mean, man?Copy !req
1103. Well, let me give you
a taste, then.Copy !req
1104. Just the smallest fraction of the things
we symbiotes have experienced.Copy !req
1105. Okay.Copy !req
1106. Ready, Eddie?Copy !req
1107. Yeah.Copy !req
1108. Oh, what's happening?Copy !req
1109. Oh! No, no, no! No!Copy !req
1110. What the hell is that?Copy !req
1111. Oh, that's, uh— That's just a towel.Copy !req
1112. Where are we?Copy !req
1113. - What did you do?
- It wasn't me.Copy !req
1114. You better believe
this shocking revelationCopy !req
1115. brought to light by yours truly
has only raised more questions...Copy !req
1116. What is this?Copy !req
1117. about the secret life
of Peter Parker...Copy !req
1118. aka Spider-Man,
aka the Spider-Menace.Copy !req
1119. But rest assured, dear viewers,
we here at the Daily Bugle won't rest...Copy !req
1120. That guy.Copy !req
1121. until we've uncovered
the truth from his web of lies!Copy !req
1122. I'm J. Jonah Jameson.Copy !req
1123. Good night,Copy !req
1124. and God help us all.Copy !req
1125. Dude. What are you doing in my room?Copy !req
1126. I...Copy !req