1. Lights out!Copy !req
2. Cletus, are you there?Copy !req
3. My angel.Copy !req
4. This is for you.Copy !req
5. What did the doctor say?Copy !req
6. He said the mutations
are advancing.Copy !req
7. My powers are too strong.Copy !req
8. Cletus, I'm scared.Copy !req
9. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
10. They're coming to take me away.Copy !req
11. They're sending me to a placeCopy !req
12. where there are others like me.Copy !req
13. They can't do that.Copy !req
14. They can't take you from me.Copy !req
15. You're my one bright light.Copy !req
16. I will always love you!Copy !req
17. Frances!Copy !req
18. Get off!Copy !req
19. Frances!Copy !req
20. No! No!Copy !req
21. Any last words?Copy !req
22. Welcome to your new home,
Frances.Copy !req
23. Your old boyfriend's
finally gettingCopy !req
24. what he deserves.Copy !req
25. And the world will be
a safer place without him.Copy !req
26. Detective Mulligan,
with all due respect,Copy !req
27. I don't want anything to do
with Cletus Kasady.Copy !req
28. Well, that's too bad, because
he only wants to see you.Copy !req
29. Though, in my opinion, you had
your chance with KasadyCopy !req
30. and you blew it.Copy !req
31. Right, um, so...
what does he want?Copy !req
32. Maybe he wants
to spill the beansCopy !req
33. about where the missing bodies
are buried.Copy !req
34. So you're gonna have to do
the right thing for a change.Copy !req
35. No!Copy !req
36. Take your tiny hands off of me!Copy !req
37. We should be out there
protecting the city lethally!Copy !req
38. What was that?Copy !req
39. Unhand me!Copy !req
40. Man should never
consent to crawlCopy !req
41. when he has
the impulse to fly.Copy !req
42. You are a bottom-feeder.Copy !req
43. Be quiet.Copy !req
44. How many times have I told youCopy !req
45. that I want you to hide
yourself when I am working?Copy !req
46. I am serious. It is important.Copy !req
47. You have to show me respect.Copy !req
48. Respect? Respect?
Yes. Yes.Copy !req
49. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
50. Kasady gonna give you
the scoop, right?Copy !req
51. Right.
Wrong.Copy !req
52. What do you mean?
Because you blow everything.Copy !req
53. Oh, okay, I see.Copy !req
54. You're talking
about Anne again.Copy !req
55. I miss her!Copy !req
56. I will do it.Copy !req
57. I don't like you.Copy !req
58. Let me eat him!Copy !req
59. You do not deserve nice things.Copy !req
60. Welcome back, Eddie Brock.Copy !req
61. I've been thinking about you.Copy !req
62. What do you want, Cletus?Copy !req
63. I mean, why am I here?Copy !req
64. Do a man who's buried alive
a kindness, won't you?Copy !req
65. Get a message out to all my...Copy !req
66. fans.Copy !req
67. And in return,
I'll give you my life.Copy !req
68. What?Copy !req
69. Story.Copy !req
70. I heard the written wordCopy !req
71. hasn't been working out
so well.Copy !req
72. Piece like this,
an exclusive...Copy !req
73. would put you back on top.Copy !req
74. Go on.Copy !req
75. People love...Copy !req
76. serial killers.Copy !req
77. All my secrets laid bare,
Eddie.Copy !req
78. So much carnage.Copy !req
79. But why me?Copy !req
80. I like you.Copy !req
81. All right, it's a deal.Copy !req
82. What's your message?Copy !req
83. That distant cathedralCopy !req
84. is all I see...
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
85. fractured angelCopy !req
86. the other part of me.Copy !req
87. Print that in your column.Copy !req
88. Is that it? This, um...
Who's gonna...Copy !req
89. Who's gonna read that,
some random haiku?Copy !req
90. Print it,Copy !req
91. and what's mine is yours.Copy !req
92. Wow, lucky me.Copy !req
93. Goodbye, Eddie.Copy !req
94. Thank you.Copy !req
95. Thank you.Copy !req
96. What a dick.Copy !req
97. Eddie, look. Look.Copy !req
98. What are you doing?Copy !req
99. Your job for you.Copy !req
100. Eddie.Copy !req
101. Don't forget me, Eddie.Copy !req
102. What did you get?Copy !req
103. Uh, I got a headache
and probably got tuberculosis.Copy !req
104. What? A little louder.Copy !req
105. He read me poetry, man.Copy !req
106. Is this some kind of joke
to you, Eddie?Copy !req
107. Because I'm not laughing.Copy !req
108. Yeah, you could do
with a laugh.Copy !req
109. Come on, man.Copy !req
110. These things, they just take
a little time, all right?Copy !req
111. Well, the second
he gives you something...Copy !req
112. Of course.Copy !req
113. Keep me ahead of the curve,
Eddie.Copy !req
114. Don't embarrass me.
All right.Copy !req
115. Do you understand?Copy !req
116. Trust me, the only scoopCopy !req
117. I'm getting today
is double chocolate chip.Copy !req
118. No! I get brain freeze.Copy !req
119. Come here.Copy !req
120. Look.Copy !req
121. I'm looking.
Grab those.Copy !req
122. All right.Copy !req
123. Whoa. Okay.Copy !req
124. Now, what do you think?Copy !req
125. I think I'm Pablo Picasso.
No!Copy !req
126. Okay.
Come here. Look.Copy !req
127. Well, say what you see.
Uh, it's a house.Copy !req
128. Never mind.Copy !req
129. Oh, I know this one.Copy !req
130. It's a tree.
Idiot.Copy !req
131. Sit down.Copy !req
132. Now, pay attention.Copy !req
133. Bingo.Copy !req
134. Holy cow.Copy !req
135. Would you say your
friendship with Cletus KasadyCopy !req
136. is what allowed you to solve
this decades-old mystery?Copy !req
137. You are the only person
from the outside worldCopy !req
138. he's spoken with.Copy !req
139. Seems he likes you.Copy !req
140. Well, you know,
he's a serial killer.Copy !req
141. I don't see how
he can like anyone.Copy !req
142. Brock was able to uncoverCopy !req
143. what the FBI and police
could not.Copy !req
144. Bowing to public outrage,Copy !req
145. the governor of California
has overturned his moratoriumCopy !req
146. and reinstated
the death penalty for Kasady.Copy !req
147. Brock's career has been given
a much-needed revival,Copy !req
148. putting him back on top
once more.Copy !req
149. A harrowing story
finally comes to an end.Copy !req
150. Vindication for the victims
and closure for the families.Copy !req
151. Thanks to the diligence
of one man.Copy !req
152. Thank you, Eddie Brock.
And Venom.Copy !req
153. You know,
this could be us, Eddie.Copy !req
154. Going out there, solving cases,
fighting bad guys.Copy !req
155. Maybe I eat them, hmm?Copy !req
156. And then we save the day.Copy !req
157. But we saved the day.
It's done.Copy !req
158. You said I could eat bad guys!Copy !req
159. This again?Copy !req
160. I need to be free,Copy !req
161. feeling the wind in my hair
and the sand between my toes.Copy !req
162. You don't have any hair.Copy !req
163. You are not listening to me.Copy !req
164. Oh, I'm listening.Copy !req
165. I cannot live
like this anymore.Copy !req
166. I'm starving.
So eat those guys.Copy !req
167. I can't.Copy !req
168. Sonny and Cher
are best friends.Copy !req
169. Are you serious? That's
ridiculous. That's what...Copy !req
170. Man, that was abusive.Copy !req
171. That was abuse.Copy !req
172. And that's a $2,000 TV.Copy !req
173. You have got to get control
of your aggression.Copy !req
174. That is why we have Snookie!Copy !req
175. I cannot live on chicken
and chocolate alone.Copy !req
176. I need brains.Copy !req
177. Chickens have brains.Copy !req
178. I most passionately disagree.Copy !req
179. Look.Copy !req
180. Look at those poor idiots.Copy !req
181. Small brains.Copy !req
182. Come on, man, it's not
their fault that you, uh...Copy !req
183. you live on
the old phenylethyla...Copy !req
184. laphenylethylan.
Phenylethylalanine.Copy !req
185. Yeah, I just...
I just said that.Copy !req
186. I've told you a thousand times,Copy !req
187. because it is only found...
Yeah?Copy !req
188. in brains and in chocolate.
And in chocolate.Copy !req
189. That's right. All right,
well, how about this?Copy !req
190. You live in my body,
you live by my rules.Copy !req
191. I live in your body because...
Why?Copy !req
192. unfortunately,
I don't have many options.Copy !req
193. Well, how about this, son?Copy !req
194. The FBI is still
investigating usCopy !req
195. for all of that stuff that
"we were involved with,"Copy !req
196. so if one more head
goes missing,Copy !req
197. we will get hauled off
into Area 51.Copy !req
198. They will kill us both.Copy !req
199. So somebody has to be
responsible.Copy !req
200. Responsibility...
it's for the mediocre.Copy !req
201. Food!
Can you stop doing that?Copy !req
202. Food! Food!
Please just stop
doing that now.Copy !req
203. Come on, stop doing that.
Food!Copy !req
204. I have a deadline! Will you...
Food...!Copy !req
205. Goddamn it! Fine!Copy !req
206. Good evening, Eddie.
Hey, Mrs. Chen.Copy !req
207. Good evening, Venom.Copy !req
208. He says hi. Oh.Copy !req
209. Chocolate hasn't arrived yet.Copy !req
210. No!
Oh, no. We have a deal.Copy !req
211. What's gonna happen?
You gonna stop protecting me?Copy !req
212. I don't think so.Copy !req
213. I've been keeping
my mouth shut,Copy !req
214. feeding your little secret.
Wow.Copy !req
215. Little old Mrs. Chen is
a little old blackmailer, huh?Copy !req
216. Less of the old. I am 39.Copy !req
217. And I am Barry Manilow.
Right.Copy !req
218. I am happy to eat Mrs. Chen.Copy !req
219. No, no, you cannot eat
Mrs. Chen.Copy !req
220. What?
Well, I guess it's
gonna have to be plan B.Copy !req
221. What's plan B?Copy !req
222. Aah! Not this again!Copy !req
223. I need human brains to survive.Copy !req
224. Uh-uh. Now, pick up
some chickens, man.Copy !req
225. Let's go.Copy !req
226. I'm done with this grossness.Copy !req
227. Look at all the amazing things
that we can do.Copy !req
228. We are wasting our talent.Copy !req
229. Bad guy.Copy !req
230. Hello, kitty.Copy !req
231. Leave him. Leave him be.Copy !req
232. Leave him be! Leave him be!Copy !req
233. I shall remove your head.
No, you won't.Copy !req
234. I will use it for bowling!
No, you will not.Copy !req
235. I will take it to...Copy !req
236. What is the one
that we like, Eddie?Copy !req
237. It's Lucky Strike.Copy !req
238. Yes! Lucky Strike!
Put him down!Copy !req
239. I will take you
to Lucky Strike,Copy !req
240. and I will score
a 300-point game.Copy !req
241. You won't.
The rest of your pudgy littleCopy !req
242. boy body will be left here...Copy !req
243. rolling around
in dumpster juice.Copy !req
244. Oh, God.Copy !req
245. No! Put him down!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,Copy !req
246. no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
247. No!Copy !req
248. Fine!Copy !req
249. She didn't want our help.Copy !req
250. She did not know
she needed our help, Eddie.Copy !req
251. There is a difference.Copy !req
252. It is Anne.Copy !req
253. Anne is on the phone, Eddie!Copy !req
254. Hey, Anne.Copy !req
255. Hey, E-Eddie. Hi.Copy !req
256. Hi.
Be nice to her.Copy !req
257. You sound out of breath.Copy !req
258. I'm-I'm not catching you
at a bad time, am I?Copy !req
259. No, no, not at all.
I'm just, uh...Copy !req
260. I'm just hanging around.
Okay.Copy !req
261. Uh, I'm-I'm sorry
I haven't returned your calls.Copy !req
262. I guess...Copy !req
263. I just needed a little space
after the whole...Copy !req
264. alien biting a guy's
head off thing, so...Copy !req
265. Ah, the good old days.Copy !req
266. Anyway, so I have some news,Copy !req
267. and-and I was wondering
if we could meet.Copy !req
268. Yes!
Yeah, sure, that would be, uh...Copy !req
269. That would be fine. Great.Copy !req
270. Okay, great.
Uh, how's tomorrow night?Copy !req
271. Tomorrow night? Yeah, great.Copy !req
272. 8:00?
L'Araignée?Copy !req
273. Okay, great.
Looking forward to it.Copy !req
274. Oh... Yeah, okay.
Me, too. Bye.Copy !req
275. Great.Copy !req
276. It's over with the doctor!Copy !req
277. That is the voice of a womanCopy !req
278. who just got brutally dumped.Copy !req
279. Stop.Copy !req
280. Don't you want
to look your best?Copy !req
281. Just leave me alone.
You are always nitpicking.Copy !req
282. Wow.Copy !req
283. Hey.Copy !req
284. Okay. Hi.
Yeah.Copy !req
285. Wow.Copy !req
286. Awkward.Copy !req
287. So, uh, h-how's it going?
How's, uh...Copy !req
288. How's Mr. Belvedere? Yeah.
Uh, good, good.Copy !req
289. You know, he's still wiping
his ass on the carpet.Copy !req
290. He learned that from you.Copy !req
291. Yeah, how-how's, uh...
how's the legal aid work going?Copy !req
292. Well, you know how much
I love an underdog, so...Copy !req
293. Yeah. Yeah, that's why you...Copy !req
294. put up with me
for so long, huh?Copy !req
295. You said it.Copy !req
296. S-So...
So...Copy !req
297. So?Copy !req
298. I don't know, I-I thought
it would be betterCopy !req
299. to tell you in person that...Copy !req
300. Uh-huh.Copy !req
301. No!Copy !req
302. Wow. Oh, Anne.Copy !req
303. Wow, that is, uh...Copy !req
304. that is so much bigger
than the...Copy !req
305. the one that I got you.Copy !req
306. Ugh, it's gaudy.Copy !req
307. That's Dan, right?
Doc-Doctor Dan.Copy !req
308. Yeah, that... it's Dan.Copy !req
309. Holy shit, Anne. Way to go.Copy !req
310. Are you okay?Copy !req
311. Yeah, I'm okay.Copy !req
312. Well, I am not okay.
Yeah.Copy !req
313. You could just say,
"Congratulations.Copy !req
314. I'm happy for you."Copy !req
315. You know, like two peopleCopy !req
316. who still care enough
about each other to lieCopy !req
317. so that the other one doesn't
feel like complete shit. I...Copy !req
318. Maybe we could do
that version of this?Copy !req
319. No, I am...
I am happy for you, Anne.Copy !req
320. You know, I'm, uh...
No.Copy !req
321. Congratulations.Copy !req
322. Thank you.Copy !req
323. That was going to be us, Eddie.Copy !req
324. I, for one, would not
be inconsolableCopy !req
325. if Dan were to fall
into trafficCopy !req
326. and lose his head and his feetCopy !req
327. and all of his teeth!
What?Copy !req
328. What was that?Copy !req
329. What? Nothing.Copy !req
330. Whoa.Copy !req
331. If I ask you a question,Copy !req
332. do you have the ability
to tell me the truth?Copy !req
333. You mean as in beingCopy !req
334. super happy for you
because of your engagement?Copy !req
335. Because, I mean,
you just told me to lie,Copy !req
336. so that's really,
really confusing.Copy !req
337. Is Venom with you?Copy !req
338. He's dead.Copy !req
339. I am.
I'm playing dead right now.Copy !req
340. Yeah, I mean, he...Copy !req
341. Right.Copy !req
342. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
343. Well, that's...Copy !req
344. You just don't change, do you?Copy !req
345. What are you talking about?
This is just a...Copy !req
346. It's a huge shock.
Um, I'm in...Copy !req
347. Anne, I'm in love with you.
This is a lot to process.Copy !req
348. No, the truth is you don't
love anybody. You can't.Copy !req
349. Commitment's just not
your thing.Copy !req
350. All right, then, fine.Copy !req
351. Do not marry Dan.Copy !req
352. Dan makes me feel safe.
Ugh.Copy !req
353. Okay, and you made me feel
like I was on a roller coaster.Copy !req
354. And sometimes you just
have to know when to get off.Copy !req
355. Yeah, and not yak.
And not yak!Copy !req
356. You know, not yak.Copy !req
357. Yak.Copy !req
358. Hey, Venom.Copy !req
359. Take care of him, all right?Copy !req
360. Don't let him keep
messing everything up.Copy !req
361. I'm going
to make you cry now, Eddie.Copy !req
362. She will love it.Copy !req
363. Cry. Cry.Copy !req
364. It's a lot to process.Copy !req
365. Congratulations, Anne.Copy !req
366. It's great news.Copy !req
367. Slow down, pal.Copy !req
368. Why?Copy !req
369. You don't believe
in consequences.Copy !req
370. No injuries. You fix them.Copy !req
371. No hangovers. You mend them.Copy !req
372. I couldn't even hurt myself
if I tried.Copy !req
373. Eddie, I apologize
that I can't mend the heart.Copy !req
374. Emotional pain,
it hits much harder,Copy !req
375. and it lasts longer.Copy !req
376. You just need to pull up
your big-boy pants and take it.Copy !req
377. Yeah, well, that's easy
for you to say.Copy !req
378. Why?Copy !req
379. Because I'm a real boyCopy !req
380. and you're just an amoeba.Copy !req
381. I will only take thatCopy !req
382. because we are hurting
right now.Copy !req
383. Don't worry, buddy.
I will get you through this.Copy !req
384. Do you know what always
cheers me upCopy !req
385. in the morning, Eddie?Copy !req
386. Sausages and brains.Copy !req
387. Ow! Ow, ow. Ouch. Ow.Copy !req
388. Cheer up, old pal.Copy !req
389. That's for you.Copy !req
390. Are you pen pals with an ant?Copy !req
391. Whoa, listen to this.Copy !req
392. "Dearest pally pal,Copy !req
393. "I hereby invite you to witnessCopy !req
394. "my demise,Copy !req
395. "my final momentsCopy !req
396. "on this spinning shit wheelCopy !req
397. that we call Earth."Copy !req
398. You are responsibleCopy !req
399. for bringing about the end
of Cletus Kasady.Copy !req
400. It's only right that you hold
the door for me on my way out.Copy !req
401. They'll stop my heart...Copy !req
402. just like it stopped
at my birth.Copy !req
403. What if Cletus KasadyCopy !req
404. had never been revived?Copy !req
405. He would never
have pushed GrandmaCopy !req
406. down a flight of stairs.Copy !req
407. Bye-bye, Grandma,
you puckered old sphincter.Copy !req
408. He would never have thrown
a hair dryerCopy !req
409. into Mother's bathtub.Copy !req
410. Yes, Mama, I'm a bad, bad boy.Copy !req
411. He would never have been beatenCopy !req
412. to the brink of death
by Daddy-oCopy !req
413. and sent to...Copy !req
414. St. Estes Home
for Unwanted Children.Copy !req
415. That circus of hell...Copy !req
416. with one bright light.Copy !req
417. Oh, Eddie,Copy !req
418. we are all born into this world
through blood and pain.Copy !req
419. Every hero has an origin story.Copy !req
420. Your friend...Copy !req
421. "Cletus Kasady."Copy !req
422. Kiss, hug, kiss, hug.Copy !req
423. Smiley face.Copy !req
424. Ew.Copy !req
425. Nutjob.Copy !req
426. You know, I-I should be there.Copy !req
427. Uh, no, it's a bad idea.Copy !req
428. I mean, I-I-I put him there.Copy !req
429. Actually, he put himself thereCopy !req
430. when he decided to be
a complete lunatic.Copy !req
431. Ta-da!Copy !req
432. You know, it would be nice
just to have your supportCopy !req
433. just... I mean, just for once.Copy !req
434. Catsup?
You know what I mean?Copy !req
435. This place is
an all-you-can-eat buffet.Copy !req
436. Who's going to careCopy !req
437. if I polish off
a couple of these idiots?Copy !req
438. You can't be sure who is
and who is not guilty, buddy.Copy !req
439. They're in prison!
Yeah, but, you know,Copy !req
440. some people take
false confessions.Copy !req
441. They, uh... you know,
they take pleas.Copy !req
442. We watched Making a Murderer.Copy !req
443. You all right?Copy !req
444. Yeah, man, I'm just practicing.Copy !req
445. I am a predator, Eddie.Copy !req
446. Mm-hmm.
Lions do not eat salad.Copy !req
447. Yeah, but you're not a lion,
are you?Copy !req
448. I mean, I see you
more of a vexatious littleCopy !req
449. pig, dog, house bat thing.Copy !req
450. That's fine.Copy !req
451. You suck.
You suck!Copy !req
452. Excuse me?
Yeah, wow.Copy !req
453. I don't have
an explanation for that.Copy !req
454. I think I just... I'm having
a panic attack, um...Copy !req
455. Yeah, I'll sign here.Copy !req
456. Stand two feet away
from the bars.Copy !req
457. No touching the condemned.Copy !req
458. Understood.Copy !req
459. Visitor's here.Copy !req
460. This is a "me" thing,
not a "we" thing.Copy !req
461. Everything is a "you" thing.Copy !req
462. Oh, happy day
for you, Eddie Brock.Copy !req
463. Mm, what a scoop.Copy !req
464. The end of the Magical...Copy !req
465. Misery Tour.Copy !req
466. I worry for your soul.Copy !req
467. How will you live
with the weightCopy !req
468. of snuffing out a man's life?Copy !req
469. I was, uh... I was hopingCopy !req
470. maybe you could give me
a couple pointers.Copy !req
471. Funny little guy, aren't you?Copy !req
472. Don't need that.Copy !req
473. My memory is outstanding.Copy !req
474. Rude.Copy !req
475. Consequences.Copy !req
476. Every decision you ever make.Copy !req
477. Who do we leave behind,Copy !req
478. and how do we leave them?Copy !req
479. A connubial bed, empty,Copy !req
480. waiting in the darknessCopy !req
481. for the rescuer
who never comes.Copy !req
482. Because of you.Copy !req
483. This guy makes zero sense.Copy !req
484. You and I are the same.Copy !req
485. No. No, we're not.Copy !req
486. Twisted insides, mean daddies.Copy !req
487. You feel like home to me,
Eddie, like family.Copy !req
488. And really, truly,Copy !req
489. that is all I ever wanted
in this world.Copy !req
490. Family.Copy !req
491. Well, killing your grandmother
and your motherCopy !req
492. sure is a funny way
of showing it.Copy !req
493. Anything you want to unburden
yourself with before...Copy !req
494. um, this happens?Copy !req
495. Yes.Copy !req
496. I have wishes
to bestow upon you.Copy !req
497. Oh, that is kind.Copy !req
498. I want to wish you...Copy !req
499. this heartbreak.Copy !req
500. Uh-oh. Too late.Copy !req
501. I wish for you
to see out your days alone,Copy !req
502. as you always have been.Copy !req
503. Watch it, pal.Copy !req
504. Wh-Where are you going
with this?Copy !req
505. You are a cancerCopy !req
506. to everyone
who ever loved you, Eddie.Copy !req
507. Deceived your trusting fiancée.Copy !req
508. And no wonder Daddy
could never look at you againCopy !req
509. after you killed his wife,
your mother,Copy !req
510. just by being born.Copy !req
511. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
512. No, no! No, no, no, don't!
Don't!Copy !req
513. Speak to my friend again
like that— I dare you!Copy !req
514. Hey, hey!Copy !req
515. No touching the inmate.Copy !req
516. Hey, back up!Copy !req
517. Eddie?Copy !req
518. You're done.Copy !req
519. I have tasted blood before,
my friend, and that is not it.Copy !req
520. Eddie Brock has a big secret.Copy !req
521. Shut up, Kasady!Copy !req
522. That may have been a mistake.Copy !req
523. Shut up.Copy !req
524. Hey, aren't you Eddie Brock?Copy !req
525. I don't know anymore.Copy !req
526. Eddie!Copy !req
527. I don't want to hear
another word out your mouth.Copy !req
528. Eddie.
I don't want to hear it.Copy !req
529. Eddie, I am sorry.Copy !req
530. That was his last time
on record ever.Copy !req
531. There's no more...
any words for his victims or...Copy !req
532. You know, they're gone.Copy !req
533. Any clues
of outstanding bodies,Copy !req
534. we-we've lost forever
and completely.Copy !req
535. I didn't mean to.Copy !req
536. You didn't mean to?
And I said I'm sorry.Copy !req
537. You didn't mean to,
but you did it.Copy !req
538. I mean, you just decided...
I don't know.Copy !req
539. That's it, you did it.Copy !req
540. You know,
you didn't even thinkCopy !req
541. that we might get caught,
we might get killed?Copy !req
542. No, you don't think about
things like that, do you?Copy !req
543. You just think about chickens,
you think about you,Copy !req
544. you think about what you want,
and you think about you.Copy !req
545. Let me remind you
of something, Eddie.Copy !req
546. You were a loser
before I came along.Copy !req
547. You were nothing.
I made you special.Copy !req
548. Oh, you made me special, huh?Copy !req
549. Well, let me tell you
something, right?Copy !req
550. Before you came along,
I had a life.Copy !req
551. I didn't have chickens,
all right? But I had dreams.Copy !req
552. Yeah, I had dreams,
and I had a fiancée,Copy !req
553. and I had a really successful
TV show!Copy !req
554. Ah, but you destroyed all
of those things by yourself.Copy !req
555. Yeah, but you know what?
I rebuilt my life,Copy !req
556. and now I just want to live it.
Good night.Copy !req
557. And how did you build
this new life?Copy !req
558. Hmm?
Excuse me?Copy !req
559. Well, who found the clue
on the wallCopy !req
560. so you could be
this big, shiny hero?Copy !req
561. Hmm? Who found the clue?Copy !req
562. Who?
Wow.Copy !req
563. Yeah.Copy !req
564. No, no, no.Copy !req
565. This is not about
being a hero for me, man.Copy !req
566. This is about wanting
to live in peace.Copy !req
567. D-Do you understand
what I'm talking about?Copy !req
568. No, you don't.Copy !req
569. You don't understand
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
570. Okay, this is about me
wanting to liveCopy !req
571. without you whining
in my ear all the timeCopy !req
572. about eating bad guys
or, like, nagging me about AnneCopy !req
573. or destroying my place
or destroying my life!Copy !req
574. Do you know how lucky you are
that I chose you?Copy !req
575. You chose me?Copy !req
576. Buddy, I'm the only person
that took you inCopy !req
577. when your friends kicked you
off the planet Ming MongCopy !req
578. 'cause you are a reject!Copy !req
579. You are a pariah.
Lethal protection, my ass.Copy !req
580. You couldn't protect anything.
You are useless.Copy !req
581. You couldn't get a job
down here cleaning toilets!Copy !req
582. I'm sorry.Copy !req
583. I don't know what came over me.Copy !req
584. Please, let me fix it.Copy !req
585. So I can break it again!Copy !req
586. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
587. Out!Copy !req
588. Get out.Copy !req
589. Take your stuff. Get out!Copy !req
590. This is my house.Copy !req
591. No!Copy !req
592. Keep it down up there!Copy !req
593. Get out!Copy !req
594. Sonny?Copy !req
595. You wouldn't dare!Copy !req
596. Yeah, absolutely.Copy !req
597. No, no, no!Copy !req
598. Yeah!
No!Copy !req
599. I'm calling the police!Copy !req
600. I-I am so sorry.Copy !req
601. Show yourself.Copy !req
602. You can't win!
Take a look at me.Copy !req
603. Look at the size of you.Copy !req
604. Puny.Copy !req
605. How dare you?Copy !req
606. I guess this is goodbye.Copy !req
607. Oh, yeah.
Finally something we agree on.Copy !req
608. What in the world?Copy !req
609. All this crazy shit.Copy !req
610. Yeah.Copy !req
611. Hmm?Copy !req
612. No. No.Copy !req
613. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
614. No!Copy !req
615. Yeah!Copy !req
616. No!Copy !req
617. Yeah!
No!Copy !req
618. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
619. No.Copy !req
620. No, no, no.Copy !req
621. I wish I never met you!Copy !req
622. Sayonara!Copy !req
623. Cletus Kasady,
you have been tried, convictedCopy !req
624. and sentenced to death
by the state of California.Copy !req
625. May your passing bring closure
to the victims' families,Copy !req
626. and may you find peace
in the hereafter.Copy !req
627. Soon come chaos.Copy !req
628. Chaos soon come.Copy !req
629. Are those your final words?Copy !req
630. Enjoy the show.Copy !req
631. Warden.Copy !req
632. Something wicked...Copy !req
633. this way comes.Copy !req
634. Somebody let me out!Copy !req
635. Don't move!Copy !req
636. Hey!Copy !req
637. Please.Copy !req
638. I got a family.Copy !req
639. Any last words, Warden?Copy !req
640. Don't! Please!Copy !req
641. You two are being evicted.Copy !req
642. Come on, don't look at me
like that.Copy !req
643. It was never,
never gonna work out.Copy !req
644. All right?Copy !req
645. Yes.Copy !req
646. Just because
of how quickly he moved in...Copy !req
647. the offensive line
cannot pick him up.Copy !req
648. Breaking news.Copy !req
649. Serial killer Cletus Kasady
is on the run...Copy !req
650. Shit.Copy !req
651. as a statewide
manhunt is underway...Copy !req
652. Oh, shit.
after last night's audaciousCopy !req
653. escape from San
Quentin Prison.Copy !req
654. It is absolutely chaos here.Copy !req
655. We have reports
of multiple casualties.Copy !req
656. We don't how Cletus Kasady...Copy !req
657. Hey.
What, you're not dead?Copy !req
658. No.Copy !req
659. Can I come in?
Yeah, sure.Copy !req
660. Come on in.Copy !req
661. Uh, yeah, I was just seeing
for myself on the news.Copy !req
662. Yeah, on a scale
of one to ten, it's 11 bad.Copy !req
663. Reports coming
from San Quentin are,Copy !req
664. quite frankly, bananas.
Nice TV.Copy !req
665. W-Well, how-how did he do it?Copy !req
666. Yeah, how did he, indeed?
Yeah.Copy !req
667. That's the million-dollar
question.Copy !req
668. And yet again, you were
his special visitor.Copy !req
669. So, what did he tell you?Copy !req
670. Me? Nothing. Nothing at all.Copy !req
671. Nothing about an escape plan?Copy !req
672. Nothing about some kind
of elaborate breakout costume?Copy !req
673. No.Copy !req
674. Well, how come, every time,Copy !req
675. you seem to be at the center
of these thingsCopy !req
676. and then miraculously
you know nothing about it?Copy !req
677. Maybe I'm lucky.Copy !req
678. Yeah, right.Copy !req
679. You-you said, um...Copy !req
680. the reports coming outCopy !req
681. of San Quentin are bananas?Copy !req
682. What-what do...
what do you mean by "bananas"?Copy !req
683. Remember when I asked you
a similar question...Copy !req
684. Uh-huh.
the day
you interviewed him?Copy !req
685. Information is currency.Copy !req
686. You of all people
should know that.Copy !req
687. Come on.Copy !req
688. I thought he'd come
to try to find the manCopy !req
689. that nearly got him executed,
but I guess not.Copy !req
690. I'd lay low if I was you.Copy !req
691. I'll see myself out.Copy !req
692. Okay, think.Copy !req
693. Think, think,
think, think, think.Copy !req
694. What would Venom do?Copy !req
695. He would find you
before you find me,Copy !req
696. and he would eat your face!
Damn.Copy !req
697. All right.Copy !req
698. Who do we leave behind,Copy !req
699. and how do we leave them?Copy !req
700. A connubial bed, empty...
"Connubial bed."Copy !req
701. left to rot...
Is it marriage? What...Copy !req
702. waiting in the darkness for
the rescuer who never comes.Copy !req
703. I don't understand.Copy !req
704. "That circle of hell..."Copy !req
705. Because of you.Copy !req
706. You and I are the same.
"With one bright light"?Copy !req
707. Twisted insides, mean daddies.Copy !req
708. "Bright light."Copy !req
709. You feel like home to me.Copy !req
710. Like family.
St. Estes.Copy !req
711. Crapola!Copy !req
712. Another one bites the dust.Copy !req
713. Look at all these weirdos.Copy !req
714. My kind of people.Copy !req
715. Nice costume.
Hey!Copy !req
716. Awesome work.Copy !req
717. Greatest costume ever.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
718. Oh.
Is that Japanese?Copy !req
719. No, I made it myself.Copy !req
720. Hey.
Who, me?Copy !req
721. Hello, gorgeous.Copy !req
722. Sorry, no, you're not my type.Copy !req
723. I am out of the Eddie closet.Copy !req
724. Hello, darlin'.Copy !req
725. Ooh, racer red.Copy !req
726. Got to have it.Copy !req
727. Let's get this party started.Copy !req
728. Oh, hell yes.Copy !req
729. Hey! Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
730. Hey! Stop!Copy !req
731. Stop that! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
732. Ah, shit.Copy !req
733. You are real.
I am.Copy !req
734. And once I kill that thing
that made me,Copy !req
735. we will be indestructible.Copy !req
736. I know where to find him,
but first,Copy !req
737. I need you to help me find
something I lost.Copy !req
738. Deal.
Deal.Copy !req
739. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
740. Dude.Copy !req
741. Oh, yeah, bro! Tight!Copy !req
742. Thank you.Copy !req
743. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
744. Oh, shit.Copy !req
745. Your costume is amazing!Copy !req
746. Thank you, one person.Copy !req
747. Eddie was wrong.Copy !req
748. He kept me hidden
because he was ashamed.Copy !req
749. But look at me now.Copy !req
750. You love me, and I'm free!Copy !req
751. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
752. Stop this cruel treatment
of aliens.Copy !req
753. It is wrong.Copy !req
754. All of us should be able
to live togetherCopy !req
755. upon this ball of rock.Copy !req
756. Yeah!Copy !req
757. Free to be who we be!Copy !req
758. I love you!Copy !req
759. I love you, too.Copy !req
760. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
761. Lethal Protector out.Copy !req
762. Whoa, that was
a hard act to follow.Copy !req
763. I wish you could have
seen me tonight...Copy !req
764. Eddie.Copy !req
765. Holy shit.Copy !req
766. Mulligan.
Uh, it's Eddie Brock here.Copy !req
767. Look, uh, this may be
a long shot,Copy !req
768. but I-I think
I may have found something.Copy !req
769. Go on, Eddie. What do you got?Copy !req
770. Last time I spoke to Kasady,
he was talking to meCopy !req
771. about connubial beds
and-and marriage.Copy !req
772. And, uh, it didn't make
a whole lot of sense to me,Copy !req
773. but, um, I'm here at St. Estes,
and I found this, uh...Copy !req
774. Well, I'm standing
in front of a... of a...Copy !req
775. of a tree,
and I'm-I'm looking at it.Copy !req
776. It's, uh...
it's got a carving on it.Copy !req
777. It says "CK loves FB."Copy !req
778. I'm thinking that maybe
whoever this FB isCopy !req
779. might know where he's headed.Copy !req
780. And, uh... a-and if you can,
I don't know,Copy !req
781. pull up some files
from St. Estes,Copy !req
782. maybe you can figure out
who this FB is.Copy !req
783. FB, that's, uh...
that's Frances Barrison.Copy !req
784. Wow. That-that's quick.Copy !req
785. Yeah, it's impossible, Eddie.Copy !req
786. She's dead.
I, uh... I shot her.Copy !req
787. Can I help you, sir?Copy !req
788. Got any of those internets?Copy !req
789. You're alive.Copy !req
790. When I get out, I'm gonna
slice your face offCopy !req
791. and wear it to a party!Copy !req
792. You're never getting out
of here, Siegfried.Copy !req
793. No one does.Copy !req
794. Well, Frances,Copy !req
795. it seems your sweetheart
has done a Houdini actCopy !req
796. over there at San Quentin.Copy !req
797. It's all over the news.Copy !req
798. Oh, don't get excited.Copy !req
799. He's not gonna find you.Copy !req
800. Screw you.Copy !req
801. How flattering.Copy !req
802. But you're not my type.Copy !req
803. I wonder where he could be.Copy !req
804. I'm right here.Copy !req
805. Ta-da.Copy !req
806. Hi, baby.Copy !req
807. I...Copy !req
808. don't want you
to freak out, okay?Copy !req
809. Um, I'd like you to meet...Copy !req
810. Carnage.Copy !req
811. That is so hot.Copy !req
812. Go!Copy !req
813. A '66.Copy !req
814. My dream car.Copy !req
815. Yeah, I remember.Copy !req
816. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
817. Mm, mm.Copy !req
818. Yes, baby!Copy !req
819. This is SFPD. Stand down.Copy !req
820. Stop!Copy !req
821. You'll kill him!Copy !req
822. She does that again,
I'll eat her face.Copy !req
823. He's sensitive to sound.Copy !req
824. Stop the vehicle. Stand down.Copy !req
825. Who said romance was dead?Copy !req
826. Hey. No drunks in here.Copy !req
827. Help me. Food.Copy !req
828. Out. You get out!Copy !req
829. Chocolate.Copy !req
830. Venom?Copy !req
831. I'm having troubleCopy !req
832. keeping them standing, Mrs. C.Copy !req
833. Where's Eddie?Copy !req
834. Food.Copy !req
835. Monsters!Copy !req
836. Monsters everywhere!Copy !req
837. They're everywhere!Copy !req
838. Monsters!Copy !req
839. Put out an APB.Copy !req
840. Form a perimeter.Copy !req
841. Blockade state lines.Copy !req
842. And bring in Brock.Copy !req
843. I'm no use to anybody here.Copy !req
844. I'm just wasting your time.Copy !req
845. Well, you know
what I keep thinking?Copy !req
846. I keep thinking,
"What else is Eddie BrockCopy !req
847. "not sharing
about Cletus Kasady?Copy !req
848. "Now, why was it Eddie
that Cletus wantedCopy !req
849. to witness the execution?" Huh?Copy !req
850. Bad things happen around you.Copy !req
851. Multiple dead bodies
at your building last year,Copy !req
852. that bizarre outburst
at the lobster restaurant,Copy !req
853. and only you
at the Life FoundationCopy !req
854. when that rocket exploded.Copy !req
855. And now Clyde's found Bonnie,Copy !req
856. and there's a dead psychiatrist
at a facilityCopy !req
857. I knew nothing about
until today.Copy !req
858. And people are talking
about seeing monsters.Copy !req
859. Monsters?
Uh, what-what do you mean...Copy !req
860. what do you mean, "monsters"?
Monsters, Eddie!Copy !req
861. Everywhere Cletus goes,
so goes this supposed monster.Copy !req
862. Oh, God.
Talk to me, Eddie.Copy !req
863. Talk to me!Copy !req
864. How's he doing it, Eddie?Copy !req
865. What's the secret?Copy !req
866. How's he making people
see things?Copy !req
867. All right, I, uh...Copy !req
868. I can't answer any more
of your questionsCopy !req
869. without making my phone call.Copy !req
870. I'll get you your phone call.Copy !req
871. But you know
what secrets want, Eddie?Copy !req
872. They want out.Copy !req
873. That's why they're
so hard to keep.Copy !req
874. Eddie asked you to do this?Copy !req
875. And he doesn't have anyone else
that can help him?Copy !req
876. We're gonna be late
for the party.Copy !req
877. He's in trouble, Dan.Copy !req
878. Yeah, trouble is his thing.Copy !req
879. Are there gonna be
aliens again?Copy !req
880. No, of course not.Copy !req
881. I'd like to speak to him alone.Copy !req
882. Well, your duty of honesty
supersedesCopy !req
883. your duty to the client
if somebody gets harmed.Copy !req
884. They teach you that
at posh school?Copy !req
885. Oh, hey. Anne.Copy !req
886. Hey, Anne, thank you so...
thank you so much for coming.Copy !req
887. Boy, that little guy's
a charmer, huh?Copy !req
888. How much do I need to worry
about you right now?Copy !req
889. Uh, I-I messed up.Copy !req
890. Okay. How badly?Copy !req
891. Uh, it couldn't be worse,
and it's-it's all on me.Copy !req
892. Whatever you did, Eddie,Copy !req
893. you just need to tell
the cops the truth.Copy !req
894. No. No.
No, I can't tell themCopy !req
895. that they are chasing
a serial killerCopy !req
896. who's also got
an alien inside of him.Copy !req
897. And he's capable
of killing everybody.Copy !req
898. Venom.Copy !req
899. Talk to me. What's happening?Copy !req
900. No, he's-he's not here.
He's not here.Copy !req
901. Is this, like, an "I'm lying"
"He's not here,"Copy !req
902. or is this a real
"He's not here"?Copy !req
903. He's not here.Copy !req
904. Jesus Christ, Eddie.Copy !req
905. St. Estes fire. All units.Copy !req
906. What the actual f...Copy !req
907. Eddie, think. Think.
I don't know. I don't know.Copy !req
908. All I know that...
I-is that he can't go longCopy !req
909. without eating food, right,
so he's eating chickenCopy !req
910. and he eats chocolate,
and that's it.Copy !req
911. And that is only if he's still
observing the rules.Copy !req
912. We need to find him.Copy !req
913. You mean I need to find him.Copy !req
914. Yeah, you need
to find him, please.Copy !req
915. And then I-I... I will fix it.Copy !req
916. I'll try.
Thank you.Copy !req
917. Mrs. Chen.Copy !req
918. Who's asking?
It's me.Copy !req
919. What do you want?Copy !req
920. Oh, she's a charmer.
Okay, listen.Copy !req
921. You broke Eddie's heart.Copy !req
922. Okay, I actually
don't have timeCopy !req
923. to explain why
that's wildly off the mark.Copy !req
924. Do you know where Venom is?Copy !req
925. You want to break
his heart, too?Copy !req
926. I'm not gonna get into
who did what to who.Copy !req
927. Eddie said that he might be
here because of the chocolate.Copy !req
928. I-I just need to speak
with the alien.Copy !req
929. Wha... Hey, you said there
weren't gonna be any aliens.Copy !req
930. I meant more aliens.
Breaking news.Copy !req
931. The mayor has issued
a curfew...Copy !req
932. Can you turn
the volume up, please?Copy !req
933. Kasady and Barrison
should be treatedCopy !req
934. as armed
and extremely dangerous.Copy !req
935. An all-out manhunt
continues tonight.Copy !req
936. So?Copy !req
937. Cletus has a symbiote.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
938. Any other information you're
pathologically lying about?Copy !req
939. Pussy.
Excuse me?Copy !req
940. Eddie needs Venom.Copy !req
941. She just called me a pussy.Copy !req
942. He said he didn't need him,Copy !req
943. that life was better
without him.Copy !req
944. Okay, I don't understand.
What do you care...Copy !req
945. Oh, wait a second.Copy !req
946. You get out here right now.Copy !req
947. Do you... D-Do you see that?Copy !req
948. Seriously, do you see that?
Yeah, hon, I've seen it.Copy !req
949. Eddie's going to
have to fight this battleCopy !req
950. all by his little bitch self.Copy !req
951. Oh, don't be a big baby.
Go help your friend.Copy !req
952. He said I couldn't
get a job fixing toilets.Copy !req
953. Cletus will come for him.Copy !req
954. He won't survive without you.Copy !req
955. Of course he won't.Copy !req
956. Because I am the hero
of the two of us.Copy !req
957. Yeah, you're the big sexy hero.Copy !req
958. You're the coolest,Copy !req
959. you're the hottest,
and you're the bravest.Copy !req
960. I am.Copy !req
961. You know, I'm still
standing right here.Copy !req
962. No one likes you, Dan!Copy !req
963. I love seeing you in action.Copy !req
964. Let's go save that asshole.Copy !req
965. I promised
we'd be free from here.Copy !req
966. And we'd walk
to the cathedral on the hill.Copy !req
967. A wedding.Copy !req
968. Three guests.Copy !req
969. One for each of us.Copy !req
970. The cop that took my eye.Copy !req
971. Eddie Brock.Copy !req
972. And Venom.Copy !req
973. A red wedding.Copy !req
974. You... you didn't find him?Copy !req
975. Oh, my Lord.Copy !req
976. What happened?Copy !req
977. Hey, Dan.Copy !req
978. All right, let's go.Copy !req
979. I'm not talking to him!Copy !req
980. Well, he doesn't want
to come out.Copy !req
981. What-what do you mean?
We-we have to leave right nowCopy !req
982. 'cause Cletus is gonna
wipe the city out.Copy !req
983. We're not doing shit
until he apologizes.Copy !req
984. So, he's looking for an apology.
Look, I know that amends aren'tCopy !req
985. really your thing, but...
An apology?Copy !req
986. What, like, as in right...
right now, an apology?Copy !req
987. I need him to beg.Copy !req
988. Fine, I will be
the bigger of us.Copy !req
989. I will always be
the bigger of us, but go on.Copy !req
990. What did he say?
What is he saying?Copy !req
991. He said he's listening
very sincerely.Copy !req
992. All right, listen to this.Copy !req
993. I am sorry.Copy !req
994. Not the right tone.Copy !req
995. I'm sorry.Copy !req
996. Nope.Copy !req
997. I-I am sorry.Copy !req
998. So weird.Copy !req
999. I'm sorry!Copy !req
1000. I don't know why
you're shouting at me.Copy !req
1001. Well, 'cause...
Okay, well, fine.Copy !req
1002. I was a... I was a loser
before I met you.Copy !req
1003. Yep. That's right.
And, uh...Copy !req
1004. and now I am someone.Copy !req
1005. All right? You made me special.Copy !req
1006. Damn right.Copy !req
1007. Why don't you put
a cherry on it?Copy !req
1008. A cherry on that? Right. Um...Copy !req
1009. I'm...Copy !req
1010. I-I am truly very sorry
for everything that I said.Copy !req
1011. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Everything that I did not say.Copy !req
1012. Everything that I did,
you know.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1013. And probably everything
that I-I did...Copy !req
1014. I did not... I did not do.Copy !req
1015. Mm...
Yeah, he's thinking.Copy !req
1016. Hmm...
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1017. Okay.
Whoa.Copy !req
1018. Whoa! Oh.Copy !req
1019. Oh, no.Copy !req
1020. Kiss her.Copy !req
1021. Are you gonna...
are you gonna kiss me now?Copy !req
1022. No.
No?Copy !req
1023. Oh, God, I'm never
doing that again.Copy !req
1024. God, well, maybe never.
I don't know.Copy !req
1025. Honestly, it's really fun.Copy !req
1026. If we save the day,Copy !req
1027. can we call ourselves
the Lethal Protector?Copy !req
1028. That is so '80s.
Dan, pack quickly.Copy !req
1029. Don't stay.
And if for any reason...Copy !req
1030. Fire and sound.Copy !req
1031. "Fire and sound"?
Is that a band?Copy !req
1032. No, it's what kills them.
Yeah.Copy !req
1033. Okay, look, man, I've got her.Copy !req
1034. Not sorry.Copy !req
1035. Oh...
God, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1036. Man, those two need some
serious couples counseling.Copy !req
1037. I'm pulling up to Brock's now.Copy !req
1038. Shit. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1039. Kasady, place your hands
on your head!Copy !req
1040. Which, um...Copy !req
1041. hands?Copy !req
1042. What the...Copy !req
1043. We found you.Copy !req
1044. Shriek will be so pleased.Copy !req
1045. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
1046. Brockalicious.Copy !req
1047. Bling-a-ling.Copy !req
1048. Now, whose finger
were you meant for?Copy !req
1049. Ah.Copy !req
1050. A nice, shiny lureCopy !req
1051. for a little fishy.Copy !req
1052. Okay. Here we go, buddy.Copy !req
1053. Hello, Anne.Copy !req
1054. I just incapacitated
your boyfriend.Copy !req
1055. Now, he'll be okay...Copy !req
1056. with an answer about
where Eddie Brock is.Copy !req
1057. Well, I'm sure as
shit not gonna tell you that.Copy !req
1058. It's a shame to hurt you.Copy !req
1059. Tell Brock
Cletus will make a swap.Copy !req
1060. Her head for his.Copy !req
1061. He's gonna kill you both.Copy !req
1062. Peeps have tried that already.Copy !req
1063. Botched it.Copy !req
1064. They can't find him!Copy !req
1065. They are hunting us,
too, buddy.Copy !req
1066. Come on, where are you?Copy !req
1067. Hey, Dan. What's going on?Copy !req
1068. Eddie, they got her.
Huh?Copy !req
1069. They've taken Anne!
Calm down.Copy !req
1070. Yeah, they took her
to their wedding.Copy !req
1071. They took her where?
Their wedding.Copy !req
1072. Grace Cathedral. Hurry.
We're on our way.Copy !req
1073. All right, it looks like
we are going to a wedding.Copy !req
1074. Oh, will there be canapés?Copy !req
1075. You bet your ass.Copy !req
1076. That distant cathedralCopy !req
1077. is all I see.Copy !req
1078. Fractured angel,Copy !req
1079. the other part of me.Copy !req
1080. D-Dearly beloved...Copy !req
1081. Gifts first.Copy !req
1082. Actually, traditionally...Copy !req
1083. Shut your mouth.Copy !req
1084. Father.Copy !req
1085. Baby, I got for you
what you want most.Copy !req
1086. The cop?Copy !req
1087. The cop.Copy !req
1088. Continue, Father.Copy !req
1089. Dearly beloved, if anyone
objects to this marriage,Copy !req
1090. speak now
or forever hold th-their...Copy !req
1091. Where is she?Copy !req
1092. There you are.Copy !req
1093. Death to you, Father.Copy !req
1094. No!Copy !req
1095. Not you, Father.Copy !req
1096. You, Father.Copy !req
1097. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1098. Uh, where you going?
What are you doing?Copy !req
1099. This is much worse
than I thought.Copy !req
1100. That is a red one. Wow. Uh...Copy !req
1101. Red one?
We should leave immediately.Copy !req
1102. Annie will get over it.Copy !req
1103. We never liked her anyway.
So let's go.Copy !req
1104. Now?Copy !req
1105. Congratulations to the happy couple.Copy !req
1106. We are leaving.Copy !req
1107. Eddie! Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
1108. I'll be right with you,
all right? Mm.Copy !req
1109. Okay, you need
to come out right now.Copy !req
1110. Because I am feeling super,
super vulnerable right here.Copy !req
1111. Brock's just like you?Copy !req
1112. Not for long.Copy !req
1113. Eddie, over here!Copy !req
1114. You need to come out right now.Copy !req
1115. I will let you eat everybody.
You can eat 'em all!Copy !req
1116. Apart from him in the robe.
You cannot eat him.Copy !req
1117. Promise?
I promise.Copy !req
1118. Thank you.Copy !req
1119. Baby!Copy !req
1120. Shut your mouth.Copy !req
1121. Marriage trouble already?Copy !req
1122. Time to die.Copy !req
1123. That's the spirit.Copy !req
1124. I mean us.
We are going to die.Copy !req
1125. I-I killed you.Copy !req
1126. Well, you can't kill a ghost.Copy !req
1127. You, kill him,
but keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
1128. Our wife knows
what she's doing.Copy !req
1129. Just turn it down.Copy !req
1130. Who do you think
you're talking to?Copy !req
1131. Stop him.
My cop!Copy !req
1132. Honeymoon over?Copy !req
1133. Oh, God. No.Copy !req
1134. Power up.Copy !req
1135. No!Copy !req
1136. Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.
Cletus Kasady...Copy !req
1137. What do they say
about an eye for an eye?Copy !req
1138. Fire and sound.Copy !req
1139. Except without the sound.Copy !req
1140. Baby!Copy !req
1141. Cletus!Copy !req
1142. Mano a mano, Brock.Copy !req
1143. You know how I spent
my endless days?Copy !req
1144. I spent them thinking aboutCopy !req
1145. how you only told
one side of the story.Copy !req
1146. You didn't write about the part
where Cletus was abusedCopy !req
1147. by Mommy, Daddy and Granny!Copy !req
1148. You didn't tell the world
how he was a scared little boyCopy !req
1149. that no one cared aboutCopy !req
1150. and no one came to save!Copy !req
1151. You never asked yourself why!Copy !req
1152. That's bad journalism!Copy !req
1153. Oh, happy days.Copy !req
1154. I'm not a crazy man,Copy !req
1155. but I am a vengeful one.Copy !req
1156. You're going to watch her die.Copy !req
1157. Anne! Anne!Copy !req
1158. Do something!Copy !req
1159. Eddie, I'm afraid
we cannot beat them.Copy !req
1160. Baby, that's too much.Copy !req
1161. You got to stop him.Copy !req
1162. What are you doing?Copy !req
1163. I'll shut her up for good.Copy !req
1164. No, stop! You're hurting her!Copy !req
1165. Get up!Copy !req
1166. I can't.Copy !req
1167. Look. Look.Copy !req
1168. They're not symbiotic.Copy !req
1169. Get away from her!Copy !req
1170. Shut up.Copy !req
1171. Get your hands off my wife!Copy !req
1172. They're not a match.Copy !req
1173. We are.Copy !req
1174. That's right. We are.Copy !req
1175. Together, we are...Copy !req
1176. The Lethal Protector!Copy !req
1177. Let there be carnage!Copy !req
1178. I got you. You okay?Copy !req
1179. Father, one of us must die.Copy !req
1180. We need fire.Copy !req
1181. Or sound.Copy !req
1182. No!Copy !req
1183. Holy mackerel.Copy !req
1184. He did not taste good.Copy !req
1185. I'm a killerCopy !req
1186. with or without
the monster, Eddie.Copy !req
1187. You know what I really wanted?Copy !req
1188. No. What was it, Cletus?Copy !req
1189. I told you,
but you weren't listening.Copy !req
1190. Well, I'm listening now.Copy !req
1191. I wanted your friendship.Copy !req
1192. I'm sorry, Cletus.Copy !req
1193. Fuck this guy.Copy !req
1194. You in there,
get him out of here.Copy !req
1195. They're gonna come
for you both.Copy !req
1196. I know.Copy !req
1197. Hey, Anne.Copy !req
1198. Take care.Copy !req
1199. Yeah, you, too, champ.Copy !req
1200. Dan!Copy !req
1201. You take care, too.Copy !req
1202. Thanks.Copy !req
1203. I like you.Copy !req
1204. We totally
didn't need him, though.Copy !req
1205. Honestly, I think he was more
of a hindrance than a help.Copy !req
1206. Monsters.Copy !req
1207. That there is Don Quixote,Copy !req
1208. and the guy next to him
is, uh, S-Sancho Panza.Copy !req
1209. They're two
very different peopleCopy !req
1210. who have very different takes
on the world.Copy !req
1211. D-Different ways
of doing things.Copy !req
1212. Sometimes they didn't like
each other a whole lot,Copy !req
1213. but ultimately...Copy !req
1214. they worked together to bring
out the best in each other.Copy !req
1215. Eddie, the time has come.Copy !req
1216. I must go alone.Copy !req
1217. It is me they want.Copy !req
1218. Yeah.Copy !req
1219. Well, my dear Sancho,Copy !req
1220. facts are the enemy of truth.Copy !req
1221. What does that even mean?Copy !req
1222. It means...Copy !req
1223. It means that we are...Copy !req
1224. frien...
Fugitives!Copy !req
1225. Um, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1226. On the run.
That, too.Copy !req
1227. Thank you
for bringing me here.Copy !req
1228. Yeah, you're welcome, buddy.Copy !req
1229. It's beautiful, huh?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1230. I'm sorry that we can't
do anything about the oldCopy !req
1231. "wind in your hair"
situation, but...Copy !req
1232. Osho says,
when you love someone,Copy !req
1233. you accept the whole person...
Osho?Copy !req
1234. with all of their defects.Copy !req
1235. "Defects." Hmm.Copy !req
1236. Nobody is perfect.Copy !req
1237. Just go back.
Go back a minute.Copy !req
1238. You telling me...
you just said that you love me.Copy !req
1239. Um...
You did.Copy !req
1240. Where will we go?Copy !req
1241. I don't know. I don't know.Copy !req
1242. Anywhere that needs
a Lethal Protector, I suppose.Copy !req
1243. Oh! You really meant it!Copy !req
1244. Yeah.Copy !req
1245. We will need a cape
and a mask.Copy !req
1246. No.Copy !req
1247. No, I think you got
that covered. We're good.Copy !req
1248. Maximiliano.Copy !req
1249. Estás embarazada.Copy !req
1250. ¿Estás esperando un hijo mío?Copy !req
1251. Oh, I love this show.Copy !req
1252. Yeah.Copy !req
1253. Maximiliano's feelings
are not being validated.Copy !req
1254. Yeah, well,
he never should've keptCopy !req
1255. such an insane secret, man.Copy !req
1256. We all have a past, Eddie.Copy !req
1257. What, are you...
you hiding stuff from me?Copy !req
1258. 80 billion light-yearsCopy !req
1259. of hive knowledge
across universesCopy !req
1260. would explode
your tiny little brain.Copy !req
1261. What-what does that
even mean, man?Copy !req
1262. Well, let me give you
a taste, then.Copy !req
1263. Just the smallest fraction
of the thingsCopy !req
1264. we symbiotes have experienced.Copy !req
1265. Okay.
Ready, Eddie?Copy !req
1266. Yeah.Copy !req
1267. Whoa.Copy !req
1268. What's happening?Copy !req
1269. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1270. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1271. What the hell is that?Copy !req
1272. Oh, that's a...
that-that's just a towel.Copy !req
1273. Where are we?Copy !req
1274. Wh-What did you do?
It wasn't me.Copy !req
1275. Incredibly, this
shocking revelationCopy !req
1276. brought to life by yours truly
has only raised...Copy !req
1277. What? What-what...
what is this?Copy !req
1278. of Peter Parker,Copy !req
1279. aka Spider-Man,
aka the Spider Menace.Copy !req
1280. But rest assured, dear viewers,Copy !req
1281. we here at
The Daily Bugle will...Copy !req
1282. That guy...Copy !req
1283. his web of lies.Copy !req
1284. I'm J. Jonah Jameson.Copy !req
1285. Good night...Copy !req
1286. and God help us all.Copy !req
1287. Dude, what are you doing
in my room?Copy !req
1288. Uh...Copy !req
1289. I...Copy !req