1. What would you do
to save someone you love?Copy !req
2. For Edward,
I would stop at nothing.Copy !req
3. What is he doing?Copy !req
4. Hey, party in the fountain!Copy !req
5. Edward!
Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
6. Edward! Edward!Copy !req
7. Edward!Copy !req
8. Edward? Where?Copy !req
9. Oh, my God! There he is!
Edward, we love you,
you're the best!Copy !req
10. No, Jacob's the best!Copy !req
11. He's exposing himself!Copy !req
12. No! No.Copy !req
13. Edward!Copy !req
14. Let me start
from the beginning.Copy !req
15. I used to live
with my mom in Nevada.Copy !req
16. But now she's always
on the road,Copy !req
17. because she started
doing some pro golfer.Copy !req
18. So, I came here
to the foggy town
of Sporks, Washington.Copy !req
19. 3,120.Copy !req
20. Holy shit!Copy !req
21. Make that 3,119.Copy !req
22. Anyway, I came here
to live with my dad, Frank.Copy !req
23. He's the town sheriff.Copy !req
24. I haven't seen you
in a while.
Your hair's longer.Copy !req
25. I grew it out.Copy !req
26. I guess it's hard
for me to accept
my little girl's growing up.Copy !req
27. I mean,
look at the size
of those tits.Copy !req
28. Dad!Copy !req
29. What?Copy !req
30. I feel so lonelyCopy !req
31. Nobody gets meCopy !req
32. I am so unhappyCopy !req
33. Why can't I findCopy !req
34. a cool alternative boyfriend?Copy !req
35. There is something
strange about this town.Copy !req
36. I couldn't put
my finger on it.Copy !req
37. I used to live here
when I was younger.Copy !req
38. But I haven't been
back in a long time.Copy !req
39. I kept your room
just as you left it.Copy !req
40. Great.Copy !req
41. Remember your hamster,
Herman?Copy !req
42. Might have missed
a couple of feedings.Copy !req
43. You could play
with your dollies.Copy !req
44. I don't think so.Copy !req
45. What's that?Copy !req
46. Oh, that's
a special edition
feel-real dolly.Copy !req
47. I warm it up
in the tub first
so it's not creepy.Copy !req
48. It's been lonely
since your mom left.Copy !req
49. Oh, hey.Copy !req
50. You wanna come downstairs?
Some people are excited
to see you.Copy !req
51. Who wants their pacie?Copy !req
52. Good girl.Copy !req
53. Dad, I'm a teenager.Copy !req
54. Right.Copy !req
55. I guess I'd better get you
some new stuff then.Copy !req
56. Frank didn't get me.
I wasn't his little girl
anymore.Copy !req
57. Becca, you remember
Bobby White.Copy !req
58. Yeah.Copy !req
59. You're looking good.Copy !req
60. Good? I'm in a wheelchair.Copy !req
61. I can't feel anything
below my waist.Copy !req
62. You know what's
below my waist?Copy !req
63. My penis!Copy !req
64. Sorry.Copy !req
65. We're all glad you're here,
especially your dad.Copy !req
66. He wouldn't
shut up about you.Copy !req
67. Careful there, Bob,
I'm gonna roll you
down the hill.Copy !req
68. Oh, boy,
I'm real scared.
Bring it on.Copy !req
69. Boy, here we go!Copy !req
70. You're in trouble
there, mister!Copy !req
71. Hi. I'm Jacob.Copy !req
72. Hi.Copy !req
73. We used to make
mud pies together.Copy !req
74. Play doctor?Copy !req
75. Oh, right, right.Copy !req
76. I remember now.Copy !req
77. I gave you
a prostate exam.Copy !req
78. So, are we going to be
at the same school?Copy !req
79. I go to school
on the reservation.Copy !req
80. It must be fun to drink
and gamble all day.Copy !req
81. Too bad we're not
gonna be at school
together.Copy !req
82. It'd be nice to know
at least one person.Copy !req
83. Got you a welcome
home present.Copy !req
84. What do you think?Copy !req
85. I think that you're trying
to buy my affection with
that piece-of-shit truckCopy !req
86. to make up for the years
that you neglected me
as a father.Copy !req
87. Told you she'd like it.Copy !req
88. (CHUCKLING) That's great.Copy !req
89. I fixed up
the engine myself.Copy !req
90. Thanks, Jacob.Copy !req
91. Go ahead, hop in.Copy !req
92. Okay. So you gotta pump
the gas to start her up.Copy !req
93. (SNIFFING) Damn fleas.Copy !req
94. Jacob, your foot.Copy !req
95. Ever since puberty,
I've been feeling
a little different.Copy !req
96. Excuse me.
I gotta take a leak.Copy !req
97. I guess my body is just
going through some changes.Copy !req
98. Cat!Copy !req
99. Come here, cat!Copy !req
100. Come here!Copy !req
101. Transferring
to a school that's
already in session.Copy !req
102. Being the new kid
is never easy.Copy !req
103. Nice clothes.
Still shopping in
the boys' section?Copy !req
104. Give her a break.
That's what I used to wear
when I was a virgin.Copy !req
105. Where'd you get that haircut,
"Fantastic Lesbians"?Copy !req
106. Hey, new kid!Copy !req
107. Hi, I'm Derric.Copy !req
108. I'm Becca.Copy !req
109. I'm the eyes and ears
of this place.Copy !req
110. I can hook you up
with anything you need.Copy !req
111. Cheat sheets,
human growth hormone,
harvested organs.Copy !req
112. No, thanks.Copy !req
113. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
114. You're one of
those antisocial,Copy !req
115. long-suffering
loner types.Copy !req
116. Actually, I'm more
of the humorless type.
Kind of a sourpuss, really.Copy !req
117. Full of insecurities,
with no great personality,Copy !req
118. yet every hot guy
finds me irresistible.Copy !req
119. You must be Becca.
I'm Rick.Copy !req
120. Damn, girl, you seem
really boring and frigid.Copy !req
121. You want to go to
the prom with me?Copy !req
122. See?Copy !req
123. I'm Jennifer,
future prom queen.Copy !req
124. I'm gonna pretend
to be your BFF,
but if you touch Rick's wang,Copy !req
125. I'll cut you.Copy !req
126. Who are they?Copy !req
127. Oh! Those are the Sullens.Copy !req
128. They're, like,
all adopted by Dr. Carlton,Copy !req
129. so they're not
biologically-related,Copy !req
130. but they're really,
really close.Copy !req
131. They moved here
a few years ago,Copy !req
132. and they're, like,
super-weird.Copy !req
133. It's a total mystery.Copy !req
134. Their skin is ice-cold,
they feed on human flesh,Copy !req
135. and they all
sleep in coffins.Copy !req
136. Maybe they're Canadian.Copy !req
137. Oh!
Oh!Copy !req
138. And who's that?Copy !req
139. Snooki, JWOWW, DJ Pauly D...
No.Copy !req
140. Not the douchebags
from the Jersey Shore.Copy !req
141. Him.Copy !req
142. The really pale dude
with big hair
and constipated look.Copy !req
143. (CLEARING THROAT)
Edward Sullen.Copy !req
144. (GIGGLING)
He's a complete hottie.Copy !req
145. But, evidently,
no one here is worthy.Copy !req
146. He wouldn't even accept me
as his Facebook friend.Copy !req
147. "Favorite activity.Copy !req
148. "Searching for a soul
which has been cast
into eternal damnation"?Copy !req
149. But I don't care
about Edward.Copy !req
150. I've got another guy
on the side. Yeah.Copy !req
151. Sadly, he went off
to fight in Iraq
for a year.Copy !req
152. But we write to each
other all the time.
His name is John.Copy !req
153. "Dear John,
two weeks together.Copy !req
154. "That's all it took
to fall in love with you.Copy !req
155. "And in those two weeks,
you did things to me
no guy had ever done before.Copy !req
156. "I just hope I'm able
to poop again soon."Copy !req
157. Are you, like,
even listening?Copy !req
158. Oh! You guys are having,
like, an instant connection.Copy !req
159. How can you tell?Copy !req
160. Duh. Hardwicke 101?Copy !req
161. You're both staring
at each other
in slow motion,Copy !req
162. which although
cheesy and obvious,Copy !req
163. it underscores your
respective yearnings.Copy !req
164. Oh!Copy !req
165. Right.Copy !req
166. Ah! Becca.Copy !req
167. Why don't you take
the empty seat next to
that mysterious boyCopy !req
168. you're destined
to have a fatalistic
relationship withCopy !req
169. that will spawn four books
and a movie franchise?Copy !req
170. Do I smell?Copy !req
171. Yeah. Like tuna.Copy !req
172. Lunch.Copy !req
173. I'm Becca.Copy !req
174. I'm Edward.Copy !req
175. So you're new to Sporks.Copy !req
176. How do you like
the weather?Copy !req
177. I don't like cold,
wet things.Copy !req
178. So you must
hate Slurpees.Copy !req
179. I'm just trying
to figure you out.Copy !req
180. All right, class.
Turn to page 63
in your books.Copy !req
181. This is biology.
Why are we reading
The Vampire Diaries?Copy !req
182. In the '80s,
coke was all the rage.Copy !req
183. The '90s, grunge.Copy !req
184. Now it's the era
of vampires.Copy !req
185. It's just super-trendy.Copy !req
186. That's amazing.Copy !req
187. Oh!Copy !req
188. Hi. (GASPS)Copy !req
189. Why aren't you
wearing a shirt?Copy !req
190. I work part-time at
Abercrombie & Fitch.Copy !req
191. It's always the same
inane questions.Copy !req
192. "Who are you?"
"Why are you doing this?"Copy !req
193. "Does the carpet
match the drapes?"Copy !req
194. Yeah.
Oh, that's hot.Copy !req
195. I got a serious
case of the munchies.Copy !req
196. And I think you know
what I need to eat.Copy !req
197. Cheetos?Copy !req
198. Oh, hell, yeah.Copy !req
199. Thanks, dawg.
You a'ight with me.Copy !req
200. (ANTOINE LAUGHING) Whoo!Copy !req
201. Antoine?
What?Copy !req
202. The killing.Copy !req
203. Oh!Copy !req
204. Right. My fault.Copy !req
205. You know who we are,
don't you?Copy !req
206. Yes.Copy !req
207. You're the
Black Eyed Peas!Copy !req
208. Come on. Not again.Copy !req
209. Why does everyone
always think we're
the Black Eyed Peas?Copy !req
210. I mean, her, I get. I get it.
She looks just like Fergie.Copy !req
211. And he looks
like Will.i.am,Copy !req
212. but, Jesus Christ,
they don't even have
a white guy in their band!Copy !req
213. Ow!Copy !req
214. He hit me!
That's right!Copy !req
215. Mixed martial arts,
Tae Bo,Copy !req
216. and Yogalates
created this!Copy !req
217. Huh?Copy !req
218. How you like that,
pretty boy? Huh?Copy !req
219. Get him off me!
Get him off me!Copy !req
220. Now the elbow!Copy !req
221. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
222. I am not afraid of you!Copy !req
223. You should be.Copy !req
224. Damn that overwrought
unrequited teenage love.Copy !req
225. I couldn't stop
thinking about Edward Sullen.Copy !req
226. Amazing dexterity.Copy !req
227. He can't be human.Copy !req
228. Meanwhile, uptown, Blair
was getting cozy with Nate,Copy !req
229. who was secretly
crushing on Serena.Copy !req
230. Excuse me, but you're
interrupting my narration.Copy !req
231. Oh, shit!
Wrong show!Copy !req
232. X-O-X-O, Gossip Girl.Copy !req
233. Becca!
(GASPING) Jacob.Copy !req
234. I heard about
the accident.
Are you okay?Copy !req
235. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
236. I got you these.Copy !req
237. Thanks, Jacob.
You're so sweet
and thoughtful.Copy !req
238. Any girl would be
lucky to have you.Copy !req
239. Just not me, of course.
You're like my little
gay brother.Copy !req
240. I heard you were
hanging out with
Edward Sullen.Copy !req
241. Stay away from him.
There's just something
really odd about that guy.Copy !req
242. Becca!Copy !req
243. I'd better go.Copy !req
244. Hey, sweetheart.
There you are.Copy !req
245. There was
a killing today.Copy !req
246. Fisherman Sculley,
by the docks.Copy !req
247. The blood was drained
from his bodyCopy !req
248. and he had
multiple bite wounds
all over his neck.Copy !req
249. You know what
that means?Copy !req
250. The Kardashians
are in town.Copy !req
251. Here.Copy !req
252. I want you
to have this.Copy !req
253. Mace?
You're my little girl,Copy !req
254. and there's a killer
on the loose.Copy !req
255. I'm not gonna leave
until I know you can
protect yourself.Copy !req
256. Now,
I'm going to come at you,
and I want you to mace me.Copy !req
257. Dad...
Honey, I've been
trained for this, okay?Copy !req
258. Here I come.Copy !req
259. Good God!Copy !req
260. God damn it!Copy !req
261. It's so painful! It burns!Copy !req
262. Sorry, Dad.
No! I'm proud of you.Copy !req
263. Are you okay?Copy !req
264. Mace will only temporarily
stop your attacker.Copy !req
265. You have to hit a man
where he breathes, Becca.Copy !req
266. (IN HIGH PITCHED TONE) You got
the franks and beans there.
Good for you.Copy !req
267. But I'm still
coming at you.Copy !req
268. Rip off the moustache,
sweetheart.Copy !req
269. But you love
your moustache.Copy !req
270. If anything happened to you,
I could not live with myself.Copy !req
271. Do it! Do it! Do it!Copy !req
272. You're good to go.Copy !req
273. Edward?Copy !req
274. Uh...Copy !req
275. Am I dreaming?Copy !req
276. Right.
You're dreaming.Copy !req
277. So you're not
really here?Copy !req
278. Exactly.Copy !req
279. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
280. Yeah.Copy !req
281. Got to...Copy !req
282. Got to TiVo
Wizards of Waverly Place.Copy !req
283. Patrón! Mario López!Copy !req
284. Becca, you're
sleepwalking.Copy !req
285. Hey, you're sleepwalking.Copy !req
286. Just you breathing
is the greatest gift
you could give me.Copy !req
287. I started to wonder,
maybe I wasn't
dreaming after all.Copy !req
288. I had to figure out
the riddle.
Who was Edward Sullen?Copy !req
289. Was he human,
or something
different entirely?Copy !req
290. Oh, snap!Copy !req
291. He dropped his business card!Copy !req
292. Good morning,
Sporks High students!Copy !req
293. Tickets are now
on sale for prom.Copy !req
294. And after school today,
don't forget to visit
the quad for the blood driveCopy !req
295. generously sponsored
by the Sullen family.Copy !req
296. Prom! Come to prom!
Prom's almost here! Prom!Copy !req
297. Here! Get your
flyer for prom.Copy !req
298. Check it out.Copy !req
299. We finally got a theme.
It's gonna be awesome.Copy !req
300. The theme is vampires?Copy !req
301. We just came up
with it randomly!Copy !req
302. Cool, huh?Copy !req
303. It's gonna be like
the festival of
St. Salvatore,Copy !req
304. like the one they have
in Italy every yearCopy !req
305. that celebrates
the killing of vampires.Copy !req
306. And we're renting out
a huge stone courtyard.Copy !req
307. It's gonna feel just like
we're in the 15th century.Copy !req
308. It should be super fun.
Lots of red capes,
blood and binge drinking!Copy !req
309. You in?Copy !req
310. I don't know.
Prom's really not my thing.Copy !req
311. Well, it's my thing.
I mean, really, Becca,
what is with you?Copy !req
312. Prom is, like,
the pivotal moment
in any girl's life.Copy !req
313. I've only been
dreaming about being
crowned prom queenCopy !req
314. since I was a sperm
in my dad's balls. (SCOFFS)Copy !req
315. We need to talk.Copy !req
316. Your skin is pale white.Copy !req
317. You dress fashionably.
And you abstain from sex.Copy !req
318. I know what you are.Copy !req
319. Say it.Copy !req
320. Out loud. Say it.Copy !req
321. Jonas brother.Copy !req
322. That's right.Copy !req
323. Wait, what?Copy !req
324. No, I'm a vampire. Duh.Copy !req
325. That was my next guess.Copy !req
326. Then ask yourself
the most obvious question.Copy !req
327. What do we like to eat?Copy !req
328. Vampire cereal?Copy !req
329. You need to see what
I really look like.Copy !req
330. This is why we don't
show ourselves
in the sunlight.Copy !req
331. People would know
we're different.Copy !req
332. You're shining.Copy !req
333. No, that's just my bling.Copy !req
334. You don't get it.
I am a killer!Copy !req
335. Are you texting?
Yeah, Jennifer.Copy !req
336. I am the world's most
dangerous predator.Copy !req
337. I want to eat you!Copy !req
338. That's cool.Copy !req
339. Most guys
aren't into that.Copy !req
340. My family, we're not
like other vampires.Copy !req
341. We can control our thirst
to only hunt animalsCopy !req
342. and the Real Housewives
of Atlanta.Copy !req
343. But I don't know
if I can control
myself around you.Copy !req
344. Look, Ed.Copy !req
345. I don't like to
play games, soCopy !req
346. I'm just gonna lay
my cards on the table.Copy !req
347. I really like you.Copy !req
348. I dig the Eurotrash
heroin-chic look.Copy !req
349. You're totally happening,Copy !req
350. and I wanna be with you.Copy !req
351. I can read
everybody's minds
but yours.Copy !req
352. You have to tell me
exactly what
you're thinking.Copy !req
353. You're pretty,Copy !req
354. so you don't
have to be smart.Copy !req
355. Would you like to go
to the prom with me?Copy !req
356. Yes.Copy !req
357. That's awesome.Copy !req
358. There were three things
I was absolutely
positive about.Copy !req
359. First, Edward was a vampire.Copy !req
360. Second, American Idol
is gonna blow without Simon.Copy !req
361. And third,
the next time
I saw Edward,Copy !req
362. I was gonna hump
the shit out of him and...Copy !req
363. Boo.
(GASPS)Copy !req
364. Oh, gosh, you scared me.Copy !req
365. There is something
that I wanted to try.Copy !req
366. Me, too.
I love role-playing.Copy !req
367. (CLEARING THROAT)
That's not what I meant.Copy !req
368. Don't move.Copy !req
369. Kiss me already.
I know it'll be okay.Copy !req
370. That was amazing.
I've never gone
to first base before.Copy !req
371. Now let's go
all the way.Copy !req
372. Purity ring.
Yeah.Copy !req
373. Oh!Copy !req
374. I won't be able
to resist my urgesCopy !req
375. to kill you!Copy !req
376. I don't mind.
What?Copy !req
377. Oh, God!Copy !req
378. Becca, no!Copy !req
379. Oh, yeah?
I like it rough.Copy !req
380. Stay away from me.Copy !req
381. No, please, please, please,
don't come any closer!
This is for your own safety.Copy !req
382. I'm trying to protect you.Copy !req
383. Becca?Copy !req
384. Becca?Copy !req
385. If this is going to work,
we're gonna have to take
things slow.Copy !req
386. I guess that's okay.Copy !req
387. Even though my teen
hormones are ragingCopy !req
388. and I want to
have sex with you,Copy !req
389. I feel conflicted
about losing my virginity.Copy !req
390. I know you'll never
have sex with me,
because you're a vampire,Copy !req
391. so, really,
it's the ultimate
pubescent girl fantasy.Copy !req
392. That was
incredibly insightful.Copy !req
393. I read it on
Stephenie Meyer's
Twitter page.Copy !req
394. Becca, I promise,
as long as you're with me,
you'll never get hurt.Copy !req
395. Starting now.Copy !req
396. Shit!Copy !req
397. Well, I think we all know
whatever killed Fisherman
Sculley was no animal.Copy !req
398. Look at those tracks.Copy !req
399. It could only mean
one thing.Copy !req
400. Canadians.Copy !req
401. Damn border-jumpers.Copy !req
402. They come here
and take all the shitty jobs
us lazy Americans don't want,Copy !req
403. and now they're killing
our fishermen, too.Copy !req
404. Yeah, Frank,
I think you're missing
the big picture.Copy !req
405. That is a big picture.Copy !req
406. It was
my 18th birthday,Copy !req
407. and the Sullens were
throwing me a party.Copy !req
408. Well, this is home.Copy !req
409. Hey.Copy !req
410. There is no reason
to be nervous.Copy !req
411. Well, I'm different
than you.Copy !req
412. They might not accept me.Copy !req
413. It's like the time
when my ex-boyfriend,
DeShawn,Copy !req
414. invited me to his
grandmama's house
to celebrate Kwanzaa.Copy !req
415. Dandelion, come where
the sunshine shinesCopy !req
416. When you clock that second
And your heart starts tickingCopy !req
417. May it land on mineCopy !req
418. If we make it to space
I'll meet youCopy !req
419. Oh, my dandelionCopy !req
420. I want you
to meet my family.Copy !req
421. You must be Becca.
I'm Edward's mom, Eden.Copy !req
422. We've heard so much
about you.Copy !req
423. Finger food?Copy !req
424. That's Alex and Rosalyn.Copy !req
425. I just know we're going
to be great, great friends.Copy !req
426. And this is Iris.Copy !req
427. I hope we will be.Copy !req
428. No, she already knows
it will happen.Copy !req
429. Some of us have
special powers.Copy !req
430. Iris has visions
of the future.Copy !req
431. Oh!Copy !req
432. But I'm not on my period.Copy !req
433. You will be.
It's coming early
this month.Copy !req
434. Relax, Becca.Copy !req
435. We're just like any other
normal American family.Copy !req
436. Except, of course,
we have no souls,Copy !req
437. and we walk the earth
trying to satisfyCopy !req
438. an unquenchable
thirst for blood.Copy !req
439. I'm Jeremiah.Copy !req
440. He's new
to the family.Copy !req
441. He's still trying
to control his hunger
for humans.Copy !req
442. Look, I don't want
to cause any problems.
Maybe I should go.Copy !req
443. But you have to
open your presents.Copy !req
444. Ow!Copy !req
445. Paper cut.Copy !req
446. You're bleeding.Copy !req
447. Really bad, actually.
I must have hit an artery.Copy !req
448. Becca, your nose!Copy !req
449. I knew I shouldn't
have partied last night
with Lindsay Lohan.Copy !req
450. Every time
I bring a girl home,
you guys try to eat her!Copy !req
451. It's not fair!
Come on!Copy !req
452. Someone here
order Chinese food?Copy !req
453. Quick,
they'll be hungry again
in half an hour.Copy !req
454. What happened back there
can never happen again.Copy !req
455. I now know,
as long as I'm around you
you'll never be safe.Copy !req
456. That's why I want you
to bite me, and turn me
into a vampire.Copy !req
457. No.Copy !req
458. I keep aging and
you stay the same.Copy !req
459. I'm 18 now.
I'm practically a cougar.Copy !req
460. I just...Copy !req
461. I couldn't live with myself
if I turned you
into a vampire.Copy !req
462. You're always
sexy and healthy,
and super good-looking,Copy !req
463. with tons of free time
and money to travel the world.Copy !req
464. It's a lot like being
George Clooney.Copy !req
465. Strangely,
the only thing that does
keep aging is your ass.Copy !req
466. It gets pretty
wrinkly over time.Copy !req
467. You'll never
see me again.Copy !req
468. Just promise me
that you won't do
anything reckless.Copy !req
469. Okay. I promise
I won't date Chris Brown.Copy !req
470. Farewell.Copy !req
471. Edward?Copy !req
472. Edward! Edward!Copy !req
473. Edward!Copy !req
474. You're just gonna leave me
here alone in woodsCopy !req
475. in an area
filled with vampires
who want to eat me?Copy !req
476. Looks like Edward
left us a treat.Copy !req
477. Great. This is exactly
what I was talking about.Copy !req
478. Take that!Copy !req
479. I came here to
help you, bitch!Copy !req
480. Sorry.Copy !req
481. There's nowhere
else to run.Copy !req
482. Your beloved Edward
isn't here to save you.Copy !req
483. Hmm?Copy !req
484. Come on, Jack.
Where's the bro code, huh?Copy !req
485. You know you don't try
to eat someone's girlfriendCopy !req
486. right after they
break up with them.Copy !req
487. Kardashians.Copy !req
488. Jack, no!Copy !req
489. Let's go!Copy !req
490. Becca.Copy !req
491. I'm going to have to suck
the venom out of you.Copy !req
492. This is going to
be tough for meCopy !req
493. because the taste
of your blood could
send me into a frenzy.Copy !req
494. But on the other hand...Copy !req
495. (IN DEMONIC VOICE)
Just do it already!Copy !req
496. (IN NORMAL VOICE)
Okay, Edward,Copy !req
497. I think you got
all the venom out.Copy !req
498. You can stop now.Copy !req
499. And just like that,
Edward was gone.Copy !req
500. I just couldn't get over him.
Why did he have to leave me?Copy !req
501. And the rain is pouring downCopy !req
502. And the tears are falling
But they never make...Copy !req
503. Time passed,Copy !req
504. but my yearning for Edward
never subsided.Copy !req
505. Everyone reminded me of him.Copy !req
506. I couldn't get
Edward out of my mind.Copy !req
507. No matter where I looked.Copy !req
508. No matter what I saw.Copy !req
509. Without Edward,
my life was over.
I felt like dying.Copy !req
510. And every night,
I had nightmaresCopy !req
511. that would make me scream
really, really loud.Copy !req
512. Becca. Becca. Becca.
Becca! Becca! Becca!Copy !req
513. You're so upset.Copy !req
514. Let me check
your levels.Copy !req
515. Oh. That's not good.Copy !req
516. You've got more angst
than The Secret Life of
the American Teenager.Copy !req
517. You know, honey,
I'm not real good at the
whole parenting thing.Copy !req
518. But I do know that
breakups are hard.Copy !req
519. Especially when
you're dumped by someoneCopy !req
520. as handsome
and hunky as Edward.Copy !req
521. That boy can really
fill out a pair of pants.Copy !req
522. I'm like,
"Mmm! Look at that!
Look at that!"Copy !req
523. Yeah.Copy !req
524. And let's face it, honey.
You're no looker.
And you twitch a lot.Copy !req
525. It's kind of irritating.Copy !req
526. That's for sure
the best piece of ass
you'll ever get.Copy !req
527. My advice,Copy !req
528. get yourself some of
those big, juicy
onion-butt implants.Copy !req
529. Fix your hair up
pretty like BeyoncéCopy !req
530. and,
who knows, honey, maybe
a black guy will do you.Copy !req
531. That's my girl.Copy !req
532. Oh!Copy !req
533. Your friend Jennifer
keeps calling.
You should hang out with her.Copy !req
534. Probably cheer you up.Copy !req
535. I want you to say good night
to your new mommy.Copy !req
536. (IN FEMININE VOICE)
Good night, Becca.
I love you. I love you.Copy !req
537. She really does.Copy !req
538. Well, we're gonna get busy.
Good night, sweetheart.Copy !req
539. I don't get it.
Why would anyone want
to date a vampire? Lame.Copy !req
540. Yeah. So lame.Copy !req
541. That movie's
totally going to flop.Copy !req
542. I can't believe
they get married
and have a vampire baby.Copy !req
543. Thanks for
the spoiler alert,
dumbshit!Copy !req
544. It's too bad Edward
dumped youCopy !req
545. and now you don't have
a date for the prom.Copy !req
546. 'Cause that dress
would have looked
great on you.Copy !req
547. But you don't
need a dress,Copy !req
548. because Edward
left you behind
in the woods like bear shit.Copy !req
549. (GASPING) So I'm going
to wear it instead!Copy !req
550. And check this out.
Everyone's going to be,
like, super jealous.Copy !req
551. Couldn't you just die?Copy !req
552. No.Copy !req
553. But you can.Copy !req
554. Well, this is me.
Where are you parked?Copy !req
555. Uh...Copy !req
556. Over there.Copy !req
557. (GASPING) Ooh!Copy !req
558. Right next to those mean
and scary biker dudes?Copy !req
559. See you at school tomorrow!Copy !req
560. Hey, baby! Come over here!
You can sit on my bike.Copy !req
561. Becca. Those guys
are dangerous. Walk away.Copy !req
562. Edward?Copy !req
563. Ow!Copy !req
564. Shit. Those guys
are dangerous.Copy !req
565. Told you.Copy !req
566. This is your brake.
And this is your throttle.Copy !req
567. Jacob, there's...Copy !req
568. There's something
different about you.
I don't know what it is.Copy !req
569. I've been
meaning to tell you.
I'm a man now, Becca.Copy !req
570. Are you telling me that...
That's right.Copy !req
571. I've had my bar mitzvah.Copy !req
572. Mazel tov!Copy !req
573. So will you date me now?
(ENGINE REVVING)Copy !req
574. Say again?
I couldn't hear you.Copy !req
575. (CHUCKLES) Right.Copy !req
576. Will you go on a date
with... No, no.
What?Copy !req
577. Maybe if you'd stop
revving the bikeCopy !req
578. whenever I'm about to ask
you something really
important, you'd hear me.Copy !req
579. Right. Sorry.Copy !req
580. Thank you.Copy !req
581. Becca, I wanted to ask
if you would just...
(TRUCK HORN BLARING)Copy !req
582. Oh, come on!Copy !req
583. (YELLING)
Becca, will you go
on a date with me?Copy !req
584. Sorry, but I don't like
to be yelled at, Jacob.Copy !req
585. I think I'll just
take her for a spin.
Just one thing first.Copy !req
586. Becca, you just
cut the brake line!Copy !req
587. Becca, stop.
You're going
to hurt yourself.Copy !req
588. (SINGING) Hey, Eddy
Well, I know
it might seem pettyCopy !req
589. But I can't stop
obsessing over youCopy !req
590. Put down that guitar
and stop singing
like Taylor Swift.Copy !req
591. If this is what
it takes to be with you,
Edward, so be it.Copy !req
592. Becca! Don't drink that milk.Copy !req
593. You know
you're lactose
intolerant.Copy !req
594. This is for you, Edward.Copy !req
595. Oh, God.
(STOMACH RUMBLING)Copy !req
596. Sorry. But I did
try to warn you.Copy !req
597. Becca!Copy !req
598. Are you trying to get
yourself killed?Copy !req
599. Uh-huh.Copy !req
600. You're bleeding. Here.Copy !req
601. Your body is so...Copy !req
602. furry.Copy !req
603. Are those teats?Copy !req
604. Yeah, 10 of them, actually.Copy !req
605. Oh!Copy !req
606. I'd better go
get you some help.Copy !req
607. That was fast.Copy !req
608. You are so scrumptious.Copy !req
609. No!Copy !req
610. Be happy it was me
that found you
and not Rachel.Copy !req
611. Why? What happened
to Rachel?Copy !req
612. She was...Copy !req
613. recast.Copy !req
614. Shh!Copy !req
615. She wants to torture you
for what you did to Jack.Copy !req
616. At least I will
eat you fast.Copy !req
617. Becca!
Jacob, run!Copy !req
618. That's it?
A Chihuahua?Copy !req
619. Yeah, I guess so.
This whole transformation
thing is new to me.Copy !req
620. You can't stop me.
You're no werewolf.Copy !req
621. That's why I always
travel in a pack.Copy !req
622. It's raining menCopy !req
623. Hallelujah
It's raining menCopy !req
624. AmenCopy !req
625. I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself getCopy !req
626. Absolutely soaking wetCopy !req
627. It's raining menCopy !req
628. Hallelujah
It's raining menCopy !req
629. AmenCopy !req
630. It's raining men, yeahCopy !req
631. Please.Copy !req
632. Get him, girls!Copy !req
633. Hey.Copy !req
634. Sign this?Copy !req
635. Now, let's get you home.Copy !req
636. You'll be all right now.
I know it's worked!Copy !req
637. Why can't they
just be together?Copy !req
638. There you are!
I've been looking
everywhere for you.Copy !req
639. You look like shit.Copy !req
640. What do you want?Copy !req
641. Look, we're all sorry
we tried to drink Becca's
blood, even Jeremiah.Copy !req
642. But something terrible
has happened to her.Copy !req
643. Becca who?
I am totally over her.Copy !req
644. I've moved on. I am done
with normal chicks.Copy !req
645. I've finally found
someone as freaky as me.Copy !req
646. My first wish
Turn the music up
as loud as it getsCopy !req
647. My second wish
Me and the girls are
in the hottest outfitsCopy !req
648. My third wishCopy !req
649. Too freaky?Copy !req
650. Edward, I had a vision!
Becca was riding a motorcycle.Copy !req
651. She tried to kill herself.Copy !req
652. I fear Becca may be dead.Copy !req
653. No.Copy !req
654. I've got to find out.Copy !req
655. How do you feel?
It's Edward, isn't it?Copy !req
656. Here.Copy !req
657. Why did you just
take off your shirt?Copy !req
658. My contract says
I have to every
10 minutes of screen time.Copy !req
659. Hmm.Copy !req
660. Look, Edward left you.Copy !req
661. But I would never do that.
I want to take it
out of the friend zone.Copy !req
662. I really like you, Becca.Copy !req
663. I like you, too.Copy !req
664. When I'm with you,
I just feel
so safe and secure.Copy !req
665. Thanks.Copy !req
666. As opposed to how
I feel about Edward,Copy !req
667. which is all passion,
lust, complete
forbidden fruit stuff.Copy !req
668. I mean, with him,
it's all about my pussy.Copy !req
669. Okay!Copy !req
670. Do you mind getting that?Copy !req
671. Sure.Copy !req
672. Hello.Copy !req
673. Officer Crane?Copy !req
674. No, he's not
here right now.Copy !req
675. Where is he?
It is very important
that I speak with him.Copy !req
676. He's at the funeral.Copy !req
677. Oh, God, no.
Yeah.Copy !req
678. And supposedly,
the body was so mangledCopy !req
679. that the undertaker
had to use Krazy GlueCopy !req
680. to stick the head
back on and put marbles
where the eyes once were.Copy !req
681. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
682. It's true.Copy !req
683. Becca's dead.Copy !req
684. Edward, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
685. I can't live without her.Copy !req
686. Goodbye, Iris.
I'm going to kill myself.Copy !req
687. I just had another
vision about Becca!Copy !req
688. (SIGHING) Becca's fine.
You don't have to
kill yourself anymore.Copy !req
689. Edward!Copy !req
690. Shit.Copy !req
691. Prom rocks!Copy !req
692. I love drinking!Copy !req
693. Oh!Copy !req
694. What's the matter, Becca?
Still no date for the prom?Copy !req
695. Loser!Copy !req
696. Here, have a drink, bitch!Copy !req
697. She promised me
sex tonight!
High point of my life!Copy !req
698. Becca! Get in the car, now!Copy !req
699. What's wrong?
Edward thinks
you're dead.Copy !req
700. Why would he think that?Copy !req
701. Um...Copy !req
702. Beats me.Copy !req
703. He won't live without you
and he wants to die.Copy !req
704. He's such a romantic.Copy !req
705. Becca!
Jacob?Copy !req
706. Becca, don't go.
You belong with me.Copy !req
707. Oh!Copy !req
708. I need to know,
who's it going to be?
Is it going to be me or him?Copy !req
709. Jacob, I...Copy !req
710. I'm not gonna take
no for an answer.Copy !req
711. I'm not going to let go
until you tell me,
once and for all.Copy !req
712. All right!
Jacob, I'll tell you.Copy !req
713. I choose...Copy !req
714. Cat!Copy !req
715. Come back here, pussy!Copy !req
716. Edward is going
to the Zolturi
to have them kill him.Copy !req
717. I saw it. I had a vision.Copy !req
718. What are you talking about?
Who are the Zolturi?Copy !req
719. They are the evil
bloodsuckers who only
care about themselvesCopy !req
720. and their own narrow
vision of the world.Copy !req
721. They're kind of
like Fox News.Copy !req
722. Oh, my God.Copy !req
723. Edward's going
to expose himself
in the sunlight,Copy !req
724. and the Zolturi
are going to kill him.Copy !req
725. They can't allow humans
to know vampires
live among them.Copy !req
726. It could destroy us.Copy !req
727. Okay, where is this
going to happen?Copy !req
728. At the prom.Copy !req
729. The Zolturi never miss
a good St. Salvatore Day
festival.Copy !req
730. They flew all the way
in from Italy.Copy !req
731. Say what you want
about them, but they
do know how to party.Copy !req
732. Suck! Suck! Suck!
Suck! Suck! Suck!Copy !req
733. Oh! I got skills, bitch.Copy !req
734. Welcome,
Sporks High students,
to the 2010 prom.Copy !req
735. And don't forget,
the main event is
coming up shortly.Copy !req
736. The crowning of your
prom king and queen.Copy !req
737. And if you haven't had
a chance to vote yet,Copy !req
738. don't worry,
there's still time.Copy !req
739. Just to be sure.Copy !req
740. Becca, you're the only one
that can stop Edward.Copy !req
741. You have to show him
you're still alive.Copy !req
742. I'll do whatever it takes.Copy !req
743. So, what would you do
to save someone you love?Copy !req
744. For Edward,
I would stop at nothing.Copy !req
745. Whoa.Copy !req
746. You already saw
this part, so let's get
to what happens next.Copy !req
747. No!Copy !req
748. Edward!Copy !req
749. Shit!Copy !req
750. Uh-oh.Copy !req
751. Edward!Copy !req
752. Edward, it's not sunny
anymore. It's twilight.Copy !req
753. Hey, new moon.Copy !req
754. Ah! Eclipse?Copy !req
755. Look at me, everyone!Copy !req
756. This is me
in all my glory.Copy !req
757. Lucky penny.Copy !req
758. Oh!Copy !req
759. Huh?Copy !req
760. Edward!Copy !req
761. Becca? You're alive?Copy !req
762. We have to go now.Copy !req
763. Becca, I am so sorry.Copy !req
764. I promise you
that I will never
leave you again.Copy !req
765. The Zolturi are standing
right behind me, aren't they?Copy !req
766. Yep.
Don't worry, Becca.Copy !req
767. Not talking
smack now, are we?Copy !req
768. Stop it!
"Stop it!"Copy !req
769. You're killing him!
"You're killing him!"Copy !req
770. And we haven't
even had sex yet.Copy !req
771. "And we haven't
even had sex..."Copy !req
772. Really?Copy !req
773. Even... (EXCLAIMING)Copy !req
774. Oh!Copy !req
775. Becca. Becca.Copy !req
776. Oh! Dad.Copy !req
777. There you are.
I was worried
about my little girl.Copy !req
778. You know, there's still
a killer on the loose.Copy !req
779. But I can see you're dancing
with your friends,
so everything's all right.Copy !req
780. Dad, no...Copy !req
781. No, Frank, wait.Copy !req
782. You have to know
the truth.Copy !req
783. All of the killing
was done by vampires.Copy !req
784. Edward's one, also.Copy !req
785. And Bobby White's
a werewolf.Copy !req
786. Oh, oh...Copy !req
787. Ow!
Sorry.Copy !req
788. I understand.
Thank God.Copy !req
789. The theme of the prom!
(LAUGHING)Copy !req
790. No, Dad.Copy !req
791. Enjoy, okay?Copy !req
792. Becca, by the way,
thanks for everything.Copy !req
793. All through the nightCopy !req
794. Too close. Separate,
arms length apart.Copy !req
795. Too close. Separate,
arms length apart.Copy !req
796. Too close. Separate!
Arms length apart!Copy !req
797. Hmm.Copy !req
798. Say cheese.Copy !req
799. Say cheese.Copy !req
800. Whoo!Copy !req
801. What...Copy !req
802. the hell?Copy !req
803. Oh!Copy !req
804. Where's Becca?Copy !req
805. Surrender now,
or Salvatore will snap
her neck like a Slim Jim.Copy !req
806. You must pay for
exposing yourself.Copy !req
807. Tell you what
I'm going to do,
Ed-to-the-ward.Copy !req
808. I won't kill you.
But Becca has to
become a vampire.Copy !req
809. Cool?Copy !req
810. No, not cool.
No way! Never!Copy !req
811. All right.
Pull Edward's head off,Copy !req
812. then rip his body apart
and set him on fire.Copy !req
813. No, no, no.
I mean, yes!
I meant yes!Copy !req
814. (CHUCKLING) Of course,
she would love to
become a vampire.Copy !req
815. She practically brings it up
all the time. Right, hon?Copy !req
816. Uh, I guess so.Copy !req
817. Then bite her now!Copy !req
818. Bite!Copy !req
819. Listen up, people!
May I have your attention?Copy !req
820. And now the moment
you've all been waiting for.Copy !req
821. And this year's
Sporks High prom king
and prom queen is...Copy !req
822. Jennifer and Rick!Copy !req
823. Triumph for the Rick!Copy !req
824. Congratulations.Copy !req
825. Thank you!
Yeah!Copy !req
826. Oh!Copy !req
827. Hold on!Copy !req
828. It seems you two received
over 69,000 votesCopy !req
829. in a class of only 300.Copy !req
830. I'm afraid
you're disqualified.Copy !req
831. What?Copy !req
832. Oh!Copy !req
833. God! You asswipe!Copy !req
834. My life is over!Copy !req
835. As your principal,
I will nominate a new
prom king and queen.Copy !req
836. And I will pick...
I will... Let me see.Copy !req
837. I will choose...Copy !req
838. I pick you two!Copy !req
839. Us?
Yes!Copy !req
840. Because you two exemplify
what's best about
this whole prom.Copy !req
841. I mean, you really look
like a couple of mean,Copy !req
842. evil bloodsucking vampires.
(GROWLING)Copy !req
843. Oh, my God!
We won! We won!Copy !req
844. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
845. Move. Out of the way.Copy !req
846. (CRYING) Oh!Copy !req
847. Edward!Copy !req
848. Bite. Bite.Copy !req
849. Do it.Copy !req
850. Bite me now.Copy !req
851. I don't want to wait
a second longer.Copy !req
852. I will only turn you
into a vampire
on one condition.Copy !req
853. Marry me.Copy !req
854. Yes.Copy !req
855. Are you ready?Copy !req
856. How do you feel?Copy !req
857. Perfect.Copy !req
858. It's how I always imagined.Copy !req
859. I love you, Becca...Copy !req
860. Team Jacob, bitch!Copy !req
861. Fuck me.Copy !req
862. If I was your vampireCopy !req
863. Slim as the moonCopy !req
864. Instead of killing timeCopy !req
865. We'll have each other
till the sunCopy !req
866. If I was your vampireCopy !req
867. Death waits for no oneCopy !req
868. Put my hands across your faceCopy !req
869. Because I think
our time has comeCopy !req
870. Digging your smile apart
with my spade tongueCopy !req
871. And the hole
is where the heart isCopy !req
872. We built this tomb together
I will fill it aloneCopy !req
873. Beyond the paleCopy !req
874. Everything's black
No turning backCopy !req
875. If I was your vampireCopy !req
876. Slim as the moonCopy !req
877. Instead of killing timeCopy !req
878. We'll have each other
till the sunCopy !req
879. If I was your vampireCopy !req
880. Death waits for no oneCopy !req
881. Put my hands across your faceCopy !req
882. Because I think
our time has comeCopy !req
883. Beyond the paleCopy !req
884. Everything's black
No turning back, noCopy !req
885. Beyond the paleCopy !req
886. Everything's black
No turning back, noCopy !req
887. I feel so lonelyCopy !req
888. Nobody gets meCopy !req
889. I am so unhappyCopy !req
890. Why can't I find a cool
alternative boyfriendCopy !req
891. who understands me?Copy !req
892. We can watch the classicsCopy !req
893. Shop at Hot TopicCopy !req
894. We're sexting dirty pics
of me in my pantiesCopy !req
895. We can watch the classicsCopy !req
896. Shop at Hot TopicCopy !req
897. Sexting dirty pics
of me in my pantiesCopy !req
898. My panties, my pantiesCopy !req
899. Sexting dirty pics
of me in my pantiesCopy !req
900. My panties, my pantiesCopy !req
901. We can watch the classicsCopy !req
902. Shop at Hot TopicCopy !req
903. We're sexting dirty pics
of me in my pantiesCopy !req
904. We can watch the classics
Shop at Hot TopicCopy !req
905. Sexting dirty pics
of me in my pantiesCopy !req
906. My panties, my pantiesCopy !req
907. I'm the one
who's always thinking aboutCopy !req
908. All the ways
to get to the end of itCopy !req
909. You came around
And I think that I foundCopy !req
910. A good reason
to try and sit with itCopy !req
911. You're taking me down
But I like the soundCopy !req
912. And I want to get
with you anywayCopy !req
913. Is this solid ground
Or am I getting drowned?Copy !req
914. I'm just as happy
taking it day by dayCopy !req
915. And in the end
We all end up the sameCopy !req
916. Love and desire
Will be you once againCopy !req
917. Life, listen and sing
We all end up the sameCopy !req
918. And in the end
It all goes up in flamesCopy !req
919. Scars on the skin
You're bringing me inCopy !req
920. And I'm closer, closer
Every minuteCopy !req
921. We'll start to spin
And I'm in it to winCopy !req
922. And I'm taking
every last bit of itCopy !req
923. Looking at your face
Making my heart raceCopy !req
924. And I can't seem
Can't seem to make it stopCopy !req
925. Sitting by your side
Want to go for a rideCopy !req
926. And I'm waiting
Waiting for you to driveCopy !req
927. And in the end
We all end up the sameCopy !req
928. Love and desire
Will be almost plainCopy !req
929. Life, listen and sing
We all end up the sameCopy !req
930. And in the end
It all goes up in flamesCopy !req
931. ENGLISH - US - PSDHCopy !req