1. I got up, took a shower,
made myself coffee.Copy !req
2. I kept telling myself, "I'll wake her up
after I do this or this little step..."Copy !req
3. No, that's not true really.Copy !req
4. I knew I was going to delay
waking her up for as long as possible.Copy !req
5. What was it you really wanted?Copy !req
6. I wanted her, same as always,
I wanted her to disappear.Copy !req
7. I wanted her to be
the hell out of there.Copy !req
8. And she got the hell out of there.Copy !req
9. She took the hint. She woke up, you were
fully dressed, ready to go to work.Copy !req
10. More or less, yeah. She took the hint.Copy !req
11. And yet, just the night before...Copy !req
12. You wanted her very badly?Copy !req
13. Yeah.Copy !req
14. I know. Really badly.Copy !req
15. He can stretch himself...Copy !req
16. He can stretch himself
from here to Ethiopia if he wants to.Copy !req
17. - No. We said him already.
- No. The Rubber Man.Copy !req
18. He's the last of the Fantastic Four
we've been searching for.Copy !req
19. - The missing link, yes?
- No. We already said him.Copy !req
20. Oh, look. There's a taxi. Taxi!Copy !req
21. We are not in need
of coach service, my lady.Copy !req
22. This is my kingdom, and my palace
is but two blocks from here.Copy !req
23. - Come on.
- Be off...Copy !req
24. Goddamn you, fuck. Cocksuckers!Copy !req
25. Be off!Copy !req
26. You fucking cocksuckers, fucks...Copy !req
27. Fireball.Copy !req
28. And the one
that's made of big brown stones.Copy !req
29. That's Brownstone Man.Copy !req
30. No. That's not his name.
It's Lighter Brown.Copy !req
31. Maybe...Copy !req
32. God, the telephone company.Copy !req
33. How can I take home a girl
who works for the phone company?Copy !req
34. Go on. Go home.Copy !req
35. I'm the director of personnel.Copy !req
36. She hires those incompetents. Oh, no!Copy !req
37. What do you do, Mr. Wise Guy?Copy !req
38. Literature.Copy !req
39. Yes...Copy !req
40. Yes.Copy !req
41. - You play chess?
- Yeah, excellently.Copy !req
42. Checkmate.Copy !req
43. Does that mean you win?Copy !req
44. All right, now. Just relax.Copy !req
45. Right.Copy !req
46. - Shit.
- Shoo.Copy !req
47. "Shoo?"Copy !req
48. There's a... Never mind.Copy !req
49. - Did you get it out?
- Let's go.Copy !req
50. If I'd known you had
a fucking roommate...Copy !req
51. Taxi!Copy !req
52. Alva.Copy !req
53. Yes, Mr. Loew.Copy !req
54. All right, Frank Heatherton wants a copy
of the first contract he had...Copy !req
55. for the sale of his short story...Copy !req
56. Rattlesnake Hills...Copy !req
57. to Der Spiegel.Copy !req
58. It seems that's the first foreign sale
he's ever had...Copy !req
59. and suddenly
he wants to frame the agreement.Copy !req
60. Now, the story was sold in 1963.Copy !req
61. And I know that's a long time
before either I was here or you were here...Copy !req
62. but there is no reason why the agency
shouldn't have a copy of it.Copy !req
63. I already looked in the files
under "Heatherton."Copy !req
64. I looked under "Rattlesnake Hills"...Copy !req
65. but I am asking you to go through
the entire Der Spiegel file.Copy !req
66. It is a very fat file and nothing
is in order and it will take hours.Copy !req
67. But it will be there.Copy !req
68. Somewhere.Copy !req
69. Please find it and bring it to me.Copy !req
70. Yes, Mr. Loew.Copy !req
71. Peter, Joel Reznick on 0-2.Copy !req
72. Mr. Loew?Copy !req
73. Mr. Loew, are you there?Copy !req
74. Starting with your earliest years
when you...Copy !req
75. somehow were taught to expect...Copy !req
76. something that wasn't even
halfway attainable.Copy !req
77. Peter.Copy !req
78. - Well, I guess my time is up.
- We have a couple more minutes.Copy !req
79. You know...Copy !req
80. lately...Copy !req
81. you have always been telling me
when our time is up.Copy !req
82. And I just wonder if maybe...Copy !req
83. Does it make you feel a little insecure
when I'm saying...Copy !req
84. - Well, what?
- Nothing.Copy !req
85. I was remembering...Copy !req
86. I brought this girl up to my place
the other night.Copy !req
87. Really hot, you know.
And we're on the bed.Copy !req
88. Suddenly, this bat comes swooping down
out of nowhere.Copy !req
89. A bat?Copy !req
90. Holy shit.Copy !req
91. But this really happened.Copy !req
92. This part, I don't know if this really
happened or I dreamt it later.Copy !req
93. I mean, I'm fighting this bat off all alone,
and I'll be damned if I didn't get...Copy !req
94. Really turned on.Copy !req
95. - You were aroused?
- Yeah.Copy !req
96. But you said just a few seconds before
you were in the throes of passion.Copy !req
97. - I know.
- So then you were aroused.Copy !req
98. - With the girl?
- Yes, with the girl.Copy !req
99. Oh, sure. Absolutely.Copy !req
100. But then she left the room and I was...Copy !req
101. I mean, I came down.Copy !req
102. I was in mortal combat with a fucking bat!
Gimme a break.Copy !req
103. Wait.Copy !req
104. You were fighting off the bat...Copy !req
105. and that's when you had
this new feeling?Copy !req
106. Then, yes.
That is the precise order of events.Copy !req
107. And on that note...Copy !req
108. - See you on Tuesday.
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
109. Alva, I didn't see...
Did you find that Heatherton contract?Copy !req
110. I checked in the back files
under "Heatherton"...Copy !req
111. and "Rattlesnake Hills," like you said.Copy !req
112. But I couldn't find it.Copy !req
113. I guess I'm gonna have to look
under the Der Spiegel files.Copy !req
114. I told you that I already checked
those files. I already checked them.Copy !req
115. Sorry. I must have misunderstood.
I'm gonna get right to it.Copy !req
116. - I don't know. Maybe.
- I really believe it.Copy !req
117. It's inconceivable to me
that you liked that.Copy !req
118. Inconceivable? Jesus Christ.
I must be a real disappointment to you.Copy !req
119. My name's Gary. What's yours?Copy !req
120. I don't save the amount
I put in the other account.Copy !req
121. Let's say I put $2,000 in the IRA.Copy !req
122. That doesn't mean I'm gonna save
$2,000 at income tax time.Copy !req
123. It's more like $700. Right, Peter?Copy !req
124. Yeah...Copy !req
125. Plus, I get interest on the $2,000
in the other account.Copy !req
126. Who would be interested?Copy !req
127. I think I'd like to be the carpenter
in Raise High the Roofbeam.Copy !req
128. Did you get that joke?Copy !req
129. No.Copy !req
130. I love your earrings.Copy !req
131. Thank you.Copy !req
132. I'm Peter Loew.Copy !req
133. Rachel.Copy !req
134. God!Copy !req
135. Okay.Copy !req
136. Yes.Copy !req
137. Yes.Copy !req
138. Who are you?Copy !req
139. It's all right.Copy !req
140. You chose me.Copy !req
141. What a glorious Sunday.
How nice not to have to go in to work.Copy !req
142. No comments on my coffee, please.Copy !req
143. If you don't like it, I'll send out.
I do it all the time.Copy !req
144. Well, do you like it?Copy !req
145. I gotta take a piss.Copy !req
146. Hello, you have reached Peter.Copy !req
147. I am not in at the moment,
but if you leave your name...Copy !req
148. your number and a brief message...Copy !req
149. I'll get back to you
just as soon as I can. Thank you.Copy !req
150. Yeah, well you can forget about
getting back to this girl.Copy !req
151. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
152. You don't just walk out
on somebody like that. You bastard.Copy !req
153. Don't you ever call me again.Copy !req
154. You fuck! Fuck you!Copy !req
155. Well fuck you, too, sister.Copy !req
156. So. How was your weekend?Copy !req
157. It was all right. You know.
It was nothing earth-shattering.Copy !req
158. Did you hurt yourself?Copy !req
159. Just cut myself shaving.Copy !req
160. Well, Peter...Copy !req
161. why don't we begin
where we left off last week?Copy !req
162. You started to tell me
about this strange feeling you had...Copy !req
163. when this bat flew through the window
of your apartment.Copy !req
164. The feeling of exultation
that you experienced.Copy !req
165. You made it sound as though
it were something more than sexual.Copy !req
166. I don't...Copy !req
167. really know what you're talking about.
I don't remember.Copy !req
168. You were very sure about it last weekend.
It made a very strong impression.Copy !req
169. Yes. Okay. I know.Copy !req
170. I guess I was pretty horny.Copy !req
171. Pretty keyed up
from being with the girl right before.Copy !req
172. I was drunk, too.Copy !req
173. That was it.Copy !req
174. I'd had a little to drink.Copy !req
175. I was a little drunk.Copy !req
176. Plus I was horny.Copy !req
177. And have you seen this girl again?Copy !req
178. No.Copy !req
179. Frank Heatherton on 0-3.Copy !req
180. All right. And Judy,
send Alva in here right now.Copy !req
181. Yes, Mr. Loew.Copy !req
182. All right, Alva. That's Frank Heatherton
on the phone. For me.Copy !req
183. I'm sure he's calling
about the Der Spiegel contract...Copy !req
184. which he still hasn't gotten.Copy !req
185. How do I know
he hasn't gotten a copy of it?Copy !req
186. Because I haven't sent it to him.
Why haven't I sent it to him?Copy !req
187. Because you haven't found it
and brought it to me yet.Copy !req
188. It's fucking Tuesday.
I still don't see it here.Copy !req
189. I don't see it here. Do you?Copy !req
190. Alva?Copy !req
191. No!Copy !req
192. I'm going through the files.
But I have a million other things to do.Copy !req
193. I just want you to be here and listen
to the song and dance that I have to do.Copy !req
194. That I have to do
because you haven't done your job.Copy !req
195. Ready?Copy !req
196. - Hi, Frank. How are you?
- Hello, Peter. I'm just fine, thanks.Copy !req
197. Listen, I won't hold you.Copy !req
198. About that letter I sent...Copy !req
199. requesting the copy of Rattlesnake Hills'
sale to Der Spiegel.Copy !req
200. There is absolutely no rush on that.
I know it's an old contract.Copy !req
201. It's gonna take some digging. I'm sure
you and your girls got better things to do.Copy !req
202. I'm in the middle of moving,
so take your time.Copy !req
203. I'll call you
when I'm all settled in. Okay?Copy !req
204. Okay, Frank.Copy !req
205. How's things? Life treating you well?Copy !req
206. - Yeah, Frank.
- Good. Well, take care, old buddy.Copy !req
207. - All right. Bye-bye, Frank.
- Bye.Copy !req
208. Well...Copy !req
209. Seems I didn't have to do
a song and dance after all.Copy !req
210. As you could hear,
I couldn't get a word in edgewise.Copy !req
211. Mr. Heatherton is boiling mad.Copy !req
212. And he has implied that if he doesn't get
that copy within the week...Copy !req
213. he will terminate
his agreement with us...Copy !req
214. and sign up with a more
efficient agency.Copy !req
215. Am I getting through to you?Copy !req
216. I'll go right to it.Copy !req
217. Judy, I'll be out
for the rest of the day.Copy !req
218. - Two.
- Yeah.Copy !req
219. Do I get waited on today?
I'm sitting here for 15 minutes.Copy !req
220. Right away, sir.Copy !req
221. And then, he took me on one
of those horse-and-carriage rides.Copy !req
222. You're kidding.Copy !req
223. And in the middle of it, he asked me...Copy !req
224. - He asked you what?
- To marry him.Copy !req
225. Fucking greasehole!Copy !req
226. Are you all right, sir? Sure? Are you?Copy !req
227. - Hello.
- Dr. Glaser.Copy !req
228. You have reached the office
of Dr. Dorothy Glaser.Copy !req
229. Please leave your name...Copy !req
230. Hello?Copy !req
231. Jackie?Copy !req
232. Yeah?Copy !req
233. Don't hang up, please. This is Peter.Copy !req
234. I want to explain about the other day.
There was a reason...Copy !req
235. I had a very good reason
for doing what I did.Copy !req
236. Look, you know I'm very fond of you.
I didn't mean to hurt you.Copy !req
237. It was some illness.Copy !req
238. I feel funny
talking on the phone about this.Copy !req
239. Better be a hell of a good reason.Copy !req
240. Let's meet. Can you? Tonight?Copy !req
241. You wanna get together tonight?
Meet somewhere?Copy !req
242. I can't for a couple of hours.Copy !req
243. Fine.Copy !req
244. Let's just say 9:00. Mondo Cane.Copy !req
245. All right.Copy !req
246. 9:00.Copy !req
247. Great. Okay. I'll see you then. Bye-bye.Copy !req
248. Who's there?Copy !req
249. Who is it?Copy !req
250. He is wondering:Copy !req
251. "How did she get in here?"Copy !req
252. And he is realizing...Copy !req
253. that he let her in, as she is his lover.Copy !req
254. His most passionate mistress.Copy !req
255. And he is realizing...Copy !req
256. that she is a jealous mistress.Copy !req
257. Alva.Copy !req
258. There you are!Copy !req
259. What the hell is he doing in here?Copy !req
260. I have a gun.Copy !req
261. If you hurt me, I'm gonna use it.Copy !req
262. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
263. I don't know.Copy !req
264. I'm doing all I can.
Maybe the contract was lost.Copy !req
265. Don't come near me!Copy !req
266. I'm telling Mr. Langdon about this.Copy !req
267. And I swear I'm gonna use my gun
if you ever touch me.Copy !req
268. Just once.Copy !req
269. No. I'm sorry.Copy !req
270. I didn't mean...Copy !req
271. I'm sorry.Copy !req
272. You all right, honey?Copy !req
273. Yeah.Copy !req
274. Nothing like a little office trauma
to keep things interesting.Copy !req
275. The chase was my favorite part.
Pete hurdling over those desks.Copy !req
276. You weren't there for the grand finale.Copy !req
277. She asked me for a raise.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
278. She does keep a gun
in that little bag of hers.Copy !req
279. - Get out of here.
- Really!Copy !req
280. She takes the subway into Pelham
every night, I don't blame the kid.Copy !req
281. She asked me for a raise
for getting chased into the ladies' room.Copy !req
282. I think she deserves it, Sidney.
You can take it out of Attila's paycheck.Copy !req
283. Fuck you!Copy !req
284. One question, Peter.Copy !req
285. Is my name written anywhere
on the bathroom wall, and what did it say?Copy !req
286. "Beautiful dreamer awake unto meCopy !req
287. "Sounds of the bluebirdCopy !req
288. "heard in the day"Copy !req
289. What is happening to me?Copy !req
290. "by the moonlight have all passed awayCopy !req
291. "Beautiful dreamerCopy !req
292. "queen of my heartCopy !req
293. "List while I woo theeCopy !req
294. "with soft melodyCopy !req
295. "Gone are the cares of..."Copy !req
296. I had a difficult day yesterday.Copy !req
297. Got a little upset...Copy !req
298. at the office.Copy !req
299. Do you want to talk about it?Copy !req
300. It's just, there's this contract
we're trying to locate.Copy !req
301. Shouldn't...Copy !req
302. If a company...Copy !req
303. If a literary agency...Copy !req
304. makes a copy of every contract...Copy !req
305. Of every single contract
it makes with a client...Copy !req
306. and then puts it in a file...Copy !req
307. in the appropriate file...Copy !req
308. shouldn't the copy...Copy !req
309. be in that file?Copy !req
310. - Yes, I suppose it should.
- It should, right?Copy !req
311. - Yes.
- Right?Copy !req
312. Unless, of course,
it's somehow been misfiled.Copy !req
313. - Misfiled?
- Yes, misfiled.Copy !req
314. Sometimes somebody puts a document
in the wrong file, and then it's misfiled.Copy !req
315. It makes it much harder to find.Copy !req
316. What do you mean? Who?Copy !req
317. I don't know who exactly.Copy !req
318. - You don't?
- I don't.Copy !req
319. Whoever filed
it in the first place, but...Copy !req
320. For God's sakes, I am not telling you
one single thing you don't already know.Copy !req
321. How could somebody misfile something?Copy !req
322. What could be easier?
It's all alphabetical.Copy !req
323. You just put it in the right file,
according to alphabetical order.Copy !req
324. - You know, A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
- Peter.Copy !req
325. H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P.Copy !req
326. Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.Copy !req
327. That's all you have to do!Copy !req
328. Very good. You know your alphabet.Copy !req
329. I've never misfiled anything!Copy !req
330. Not once! Not one time!Copy !req
331. I'm sure that you didn't.Copy !req
332. I want to know, really. Who did?Copy !req
333. I cannot possibly tell you that.Copy !req
334. - You can't?
- I can't.Copy !req
335. And you call yourself a psychiatrist.Copy !req
336. It's kinda bright in here, isn't it?Copy !req
337. He is so eccentric.Copy !req
338. Yes, Mr. Loew?Copy !req
339. Actually, she's just leaving.Copy !req
340. Sure. Alva,
Mr. Loew would like to see you.Copy !req
341. Come in.Copy !req
342. I hope you're not still angry at me
about the other day.Copy !req
343. I apologized and I honestly meant it.Copy !req
344. Pistachio?Copy !req
345. That mescaline does strange stuff.Copy !req
346. I'll never do that again. Jeez.Copy !req
347. I know. I did it once.Copy !req
348. - Did you?
- Just once, in high school.Copy !req
349. High school.Copy !req
350. Yes.Copy !req
351. Those were the days.Copy !req
352. So. Why do you have your coat on?Copy !req
353. I'm leaving. It's 5:00.Copy !req
354. But you know, you still haven't found
that contract yet, have you?Copy !req
355. There are 15 Der Spiegel files.
It's all I do all day.Copy !req
356. But you haven't found it yet.Copy !req
357. Don't you think it would be
a good idea to stay late?Copy !req
358. Maybe work a little overtime?Copy !req
359. My eyes are killing me.Copy !req
360. I was also thinking today...Copy !req
361. that maybe you could put somebody else
on the job for a while.Copy !req
362. Or another secretary to help me out.Copy !req
363. To make the job easier.Copy !req
364. There is no one else
in this entire office...Copy !req
365. that I could possibly ask
to share such a horrible job.Copy !req
366. You're the lowest
on the totem pole here. The lowest.Copy !req
367. Do you realize that?Copy !req
368. Every other secretary who's been here
has been here longer than you. Every one.Copy !req
369. And even if there was someone here who
was here just one day longer than you...Copy !req
370. I still wouldn't ask that person
to partake in such a miserable job...Copy !req
371. as long as you were around.Copy !req
372. That's right.Copy !req
373. It's a horrible job.Copy !req
374. Sifting through old contract
after old contract.Copy !req
375. I couldn't think of a more horrible job
if I wanted to.Copy !req
376. And you have to do it. You have to.Copy !req
377. Or I'll fire you. Do you understand?Copy !req
378. Do you?Copy !req
379. Good.Copy !req
380. There's no problem then. Is there?Copy !req
381. Don't you want to use your gun?Copy !req
382. Here you go.Copy !req
383. Hey, man. You forgot your food.Copy !req
384. I hate interrupted
love affairs, don't you?Copy !req
385. How much nicer when the outside world
doesn't interfere with the pleasure.Copy !req
386. You were so right
to put yourself into my hands.Copy !req
387. I'm the only one
who can put you out of your misery.Copy !req
388. Tell me how much you love me, my angel.Copy !req
389. Whisper it to me. Just once.Copy !req
390. Please.Copy !req
391. Just once.Copy !req
392. I know you do.
I can read your mind, my love.Copy !req
393. I can see it in your actions.Copy !req
394. You can't get through the day
without thinking about me, can you?Copy !req
395. Tell me you love me.Copy !req
396. Tell me.Copy !req
397. Yes.Copy !req
398. Tell me how much you love me.Copy !req
399. Yes.Copy !req
400. Tell me.Copy !req
401. I love you.Copy !req
402. I love you.Copy !req
403. That was so clever of you. "Mescaline."Copy !req
404. How did you ever think of that?Copy !req
405. I don't know.Copy !req
406. But why should I be so surprised.Copy !req
407. My little literary genius.Copy !req
408. I knew you could keep
our passion a secret.Copy !req
409. Sweet dreams, my angel.Copy !req
410. What's that?Copy !req
411. Wanna join me?Copy !req
412. Well, absolutely, love.Copy !req
413. Watch yourself.Copy !req
414. Come on, now. Don't do that.
I have go to work.Copy !req
415. Stop it now! Come on!Copy !req
416. Thank God it's Friday.
That's all I've got to say.Copy !req
417. All I'm gonna do this weekend
is stay home and sleep.Copy !req
418. - This place is driving me crazy.
- Morning everyone.Copy !req
419. Good morning.Copy !req
420. I wonder what Alva's doing today.Copy !req
421. - Yes, Mr. Loew?
- Judy, would you send Alva in here please?Copy !req
422. She called in sick today.Copy !req
423. Did she?Copy !req
424. She said she had a very bad cold.Copy !req
425. A bad cold.Copy !req
426. Thanks, Judy.Copy !req
427. A bad cold.Copy !req
428. My, my, my.Copy !req
429. I am not going to work today, Mommy.Copy !req
430. My boss is a bastard.Copy !req
431. Don't you use that kind of language
in front of me.Copy !req
432. Well, it's true.Copy !req
433. - I hate him.
- Yes, "I hate him, I hate him."Copy !req
434. What do you think?Copy !req
435. That's an excuse not to go to work?Copy !req
436. You know how many people
hate their boss?Copy !req
437. I hate my boss,
but do I stay home and cry about it?Copy !req
438. I know. Mommy, but you...Copy !req
439. Listen, young lady.
You can't afford to lose that job.Copy !req
440. You'll get no more money
from your father and me.Copy !req
441. I'll just get another job.Copy !req
442. I'm late. Now, get dressed
and get your little ass into the city.Copy !req
443. - No.
- Now!Copy !req
444. What are you doing here?Copy !req
445. What? I can hardly hear you
through this window.Copy !req
446. What are you doing here?Copy !req
447. I heard you were sick.Copy !req
448. - A terrible cold.
- I'm calling the police.Copy !req
449. Police?Copy !req
450. I'm here to call a truce, man.Copy !req
451. Look. I just took a $20 taxi ride
all the way up here...Copy !req
452. so I could tell you I think it was wrong
the way I treated you yesterday.Copy !req
453. Now, is that an elaborate
gesture or what?Copy !req
454. Plus, look. Soup!Copy !req
455. Hi.Copy !req
456. I stayed till one in the morning
and I still couldn't find the contract.Copy !req
457. Don't worry about it.
It's understandable. Really.Copy !req
458. But I know how worried you were
about losing Mr. Heatherton as a client.Copy !req
459. Right now what's most important
is your health.Copy !req
460. Well, I'm...Copy !req
461. You see, I'm not really sick.Copy !req
462. It's just that...Copy !req
463. Really, I was just afraid to go back
to the office without the contract.Copy !req
464. I had a feeling that was the case.
And that's why I came all the way up here.Copy !req
465. Because it's my fault you feel that way.Copy !req
466. Oh, no.Copy !req
467. I know you're trying
to run an efficient office...Copy !req
468. That may be,
but some things just take time.Copy !req
469. The way I feel is,
the hell with Frank Heatherton, you know?Copy !req
470. If he wants to go
to another agency, fine.Copy !req
471. So, what do you say?
You wanna come to work?Copy !req
472. Door-to-door service, madam. On me.Copy !req
473. Truce?Copy !req
474. Okay.Copy !req
475. Truce.Copy !req
476. Just give me a few minutes.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
477. It's horrible when there are tensions
between employer and employee.Copy !req
478. Sometimes the pressures,
they just build up.Copy !req
479. Wait till you get
into a position of authority.Copy !req
480. Yeah.Copy !req
481. I mean, you know, if I ever do.Copy !req
482. You will. You're a very bright girl.Copy !req
483. That's how I know that today, by God...Copy !req
484. is the day you're gonna find
that damned Heatherton contract.Copy !req
485. I thought you said that you didn't care
if Mr. Heatherton left the agency.Copy !req
486. I mean, I thought you said that...Copy !req
487. everything took time.Copy !req
488. But that doesn't mean we're gonna stop
trying to do the best damn job we can.Copy !req
489. The work's not just gonna go away.Copy !req
490. It never just goes away.Copy !req
491. That goddamn contract...Copy !req
492. is somewhere
in those goddamn fucking files.Copy !req
493. - Are you all right?
- Shut up, bitch.Copy !req
494. Mr. Loew...Copy !req
495. I was supposed to give some money
to my brother, and...Copy !req
496. he works in that gas station over there.Copy !req
497. Do you think it's okay
if we stop for a second?Copy !req
498. Yeah.Copy !req
499. Emilio?Copy !req
500. Come on to the back.Copy !req
501. Don't take it so hard, sis.Copy !req
502. "If you got the time to lean,
you got the time to clean."Copy !req
503. It's the same all around.Copy !req
504. Old Man Randolph,
he throws fits all the time.Copy !req
505. Yeah? Well, listen to me, okay?
This guy is very weird. I'm telling you.Copy !req
506. You all right, pal?Copy !req
507. That's my baby.Copy !req
508. Your...Copy !req
509. wife?Copy !req
510. 15 years, keeps me going.Copy !req
511. There is work and there is love.
Am right?Copy !req
512. You are married man?Copy !req
513. Remember this?
I want you to give me bullets for it.Copy !req
514. - Put that away.
- Why?Copy !req
515. - Are you crazy?
- I'm not.Copy !req
516. You gave it to me.
What good is it if I can't use it?Copy !req
517. What's good is it'll scare the shit
out of them if any motherfucker...Copy !req
518. comes close enough to spit on you.Copy !req
519. Look, you ain't even supposed
to be carrying this thing around.Copy !req
520. Please? I'm asking you, Emilio.Copy !req
521. Where is that little cunt?Copy !req
522. Look.Copy !req
523. Randolph don't even keep
real bullets in his gun.Copy !req
524. But what about the robbery?
When those Spics came here to rob?Copy !req
525. He scared them off with blanks.
That's all he has here is blanks.Copy !req
526. Then give me the fucking blanks.Copy !req
527. Fine.Copy !req
528. $44.50 only.Copy !req
529. Fucking cleaned me right out.Copy !req
530. Crazy Jesus.Copy !req
531. I just shelled out almost fifty bucks
to get you back here.Copy !req
532. You better hope
you make it worth it to me.Copy !req
533. Christ.Copy !req
534. Christ, where am I?Copy !req
535. I've become one. A vampire.Copy !req
536. Oh, God.Copy !req
537. Oh, God, where am I?Copy !req
538. You're in the goddamn crapper,
and I'm trying to take a dump.Copy !req
539. Either shut up and leave the acting lessons
for home or go back to the ladies' room.Copy !req
540. Arthur Hesse on 0-1.Copy !req
541. Tell him I'm out.
In fact, tell anyone who calls I'm out.Copy !req
542. - I'm in a meeting.
- Are you all right?Copy !req
543. - Tell him I'm in a meeting.
- Yes, Mr. Loew.Copy !req
544. It's impossible.Copy !req
545. It can't be.Copy !req
546. Mr. Loew? I found the contract.Copy !req
547. Mr. Loew, I found it.Copy !req
548. Mr. Loew.Copy !req
549. I found the contract.Copy !req
550. I never found
the right woman, that's all.Copy !req
551. There's work and there's love.Copy !req
552. Am right?Copy !req
553. I found the contract.Copy !req
554. I finally found...Copy !req
555. Well...Copy !req
556. it's just too late.Copy !req
557. - But why is it too late?
- It's too late.Copy !req
558. - It's not too late.
- Too late!Copy !req
559. It's not too late.Copy !req
560. Stay away!Copy !req
561. - It's too late, Alva. It's all too late.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
562. Come here!Copy !req
563. Stay away!Copy !req
564. Stay away!Copy !req
565. - Do it.
- I will.Copy !req
566. Do it, Alva.Copy !req
567. I swear to God I will.Copy !req
568. Do it or I'll fire you.
Do you understand?Copy !req
569. Unemployment. Can you live with that?Copy !req
570. Please.Copy !req
571. Do it, goddamn it!Copy !req
572. Please. Don't rape me.Copy !req
573. Rape you? I will.Copy !req
574. Come on.Copy !req
575. Shoot.Copy !req
576. Not the floor. Me!Copy !req
577. Stay away!Copy !req
578. Me!Copy !req
579. Damn it! Help me!Copy !req
580. - Don't, please.
- You're fired!Copy !req
581. Oh, God!Copy !req
582. You're with me now, angel.Copy !req
583. I'm a vampire.Copy !req
584. A real vampire.Copy !req
585. I'm a vampire!Copy !req
586. Not hungry.Copy !req
587. Well, Well...Copy !req
588. You're with me now.Copy !req
589. You're completely with me.Copy !req
590. You're like me now, my angel.Copy !req
591. You know what you have to do.Copy !req
592. Alva?Copy !req
593. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
594. Come on, now. Breakfast is on the table.Copy !req
595. Leave me alone.Copy !req
596. Don't know.
She don't want to get out of bed.Copy !req
597. She's tired, I guess.Copy !req
598. - She go out last night?
- I don't know.Copy !req
599. She didn't get in that late.
She went right into her room.Copy !req
600. Alvie?Copy !req
601. You awake?Copy !req
602. You all right?Copy !req
603. Go away.Copy !req
604. I'll be at the station today,
you want to talk.Copy !req
605. I'll see ya.Copy !req
606. Fucking bastards!Copy !req
607. We just got these in.Copy !req
608. Now, these are fiberglass.Copy !req
609. Very lifelike.Copy !req
610. See the way they color them.Copy !req
611. Just a little touch of yellow,
so they blend in better.Copy !req
612. - How much?
- Those are $19.95.Copy !req
613. What's the matter?Copy !req
614. Do you have anything for less?Copy !req
615. Sure.Copy !req
616. I got some cheapie. Plastic ones.Copy !req
617. They're only $3.50.Copy !req
618. Cheapie.Copy !req
619. I'll take the plastic.Copy !req
620. Okay.Copy !req
621. Hello?Copy !req
622. Hello, Dr. Glaser? This is Peter Loew.Copy !req
623. Yes, Peter, how are you?Copy !req
624. I wonder if I could make
my next appointment with you sooner.Copy !req
625. I'd really like to make it sooner.Copy !req
626. Let's see.Copy !req
627. My next appointment with you
is Tuesday afternoon, right?Copy !req
628. I'd like to make it sooner.Copy !req
629. I have an opening Tuesday morning.
How's that?Copy !req
630. Sooner.Copy !req
631. Do you have a cold?Copy !req
632. A cold... Yeah.Copy !req
633. Okay, look.Copy !req
634. I could squeeze you in on Monday
afternoon. Can you make that?Copy !req
635. Sooner.Copy !req
636. Is it something very urgent?Copy !req
637. Very urgent, yes.Copy !req
638. - All right.
- Hurry up, honey.Copy !req
639. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
640. Why don't you come in first thing Monday
morning and I'll come into the office early.Copy !req
641. 7:30, All right?Copy !req
642. 7:30.Copy !req
643. Monday morning.Copy !req
644. That's right.Copy !req
645. 7:30, Monday morning.Copy !req
646. I'm sorry.Copy !req
647. Very antisocial, Peter.Copy !req
648. Extremely antisocial behavior.Copy !req
649. My goodness.Copy !req
650. How ever are you going
to continue this way?Copy !req
651. Rachel.Copy !req
652. Are you actually going
to go through with this every night?Copy !req
653. I can do it.Copy !req
654. I know I can do it now.Copy !req
655. I'm like you. Remember?Copy !req
656. You are so pathetic.Copy !req
657. This?Copy !req
658. I love you.Copy !req
659. I'm like you.Copy !req
660. You disgust me.Copy !req
661. - You're with me.
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
662. You are with me.Copy !req
663. It doesn't look like it.
Does it, Donald?Copy !req
664. No.Copy !req
665. It doesn't appear that way.Copy !req
666. Does it?Copy !req
667. It doesn't appear that way at all.Copy !req
668. I love you.Copy !req
669. You can't just walk away.Copy !req
670. You don't know
what you're doing, damn it!Copy !req
671. I said I love you.Copy !req
672. Hey, buddy!Copy !req
673. You don't remember me?
You don't remember me?Copy !req
674. Peter, right?Copy !req
675. Yes, right! Peter!Copy !req
676. - So, how are you?
- How am I?Copy !req
677. Buddy, calm down.Copy !req
678. Let go of me, you fuck!Copy !req
679. - You see her teeth?
- Shut up!Copy !req
680. - See her teeth?
- Shut up!Copy !req
681. - She's a goddamn vampire!
- No!Copy !req
682. Get out of here!Copy !req
683. You fucking cunt!Copy !req
684. You're breaking up with me...Copy !req
685. after I sucked that broad bone-dry!Copy !req
686. Look at her teeth! All of you!Copy !req
687. She's a goddamn vampire!
She made me one, too!Copy !req
688. Stay out.Copy !req
689. You see, I know I am. I'm a vampire.Copy !req
690. I can prove it.Copy !req
691. You got a gun?Copy !req
692. Get the fuck off me!Copy !req
693. No! Don't.Copy !req
694. Please. Don't!Copy !req
695. Better get back into your coffin, buddy.
The sun's almost up.Copy !req
696. She was just a fucking high-school cunt.Copy !req
697. I don't believe
I ever really loved her, you know.Copy !req
698. But she's a cunt, a high-school...Copy !req
699. No!Copy !req
700. Sun!Copy !req
701. Christ!Copy !req
702. This is the end!Copy !req
703. I can't take it anymore!Copy !req
704. Go ahead! Kill me!Copy !req
705. Hey, what's doin'?Copy !req
706. What's wrong?Copy !req
707. Oh, God.Copy !req
708. Hey.Copy !req
709. Hey, now.Copy !req
710. What's the matter, baby?Copy !req
711. What's the matter?Copy !req
712. Tell me.Copy !req
713. Tell me what happened.Copy !req
714. My girlfriend broke up with me.Copy !req
715. I'm a vampire.Copy !req
716. Kill me!Copy !req
717. Your rosary beads.Copy !req
718. Take them out
and put the cross up to me like this.Copy !req
719. - I no speak the English.
- The cross! The crucifix!Copy !req
720. Me vampire!Copy !req
721. Vampire, you idiot. Nosferatu.Copy !req
722. Christ!Copy !req
723. The tortures of the damned!Copy !req
724. Get the hell out of the way.Copy !req
725. Are you crazy?Copy !req
726. All right.Copy !req
727. Just tell me when you see him.Copy !req
728. I forgot. Where did we leave off?Copy !req
729. You wanted very much to make
an earlier appointment, so what's up?Copy !req
730. I've been thinking about my depressions
very seriously.Copy !req
731. Frankly, I just don't think
you can help me.Copy !req
732. I think your profession
is entirely bogus.Copy !req
733. Entirely. From my point
of view, that is.Copy !req
734. You really think so?Copy !req
735. Yes, I do. I've been spending
a lot of money here and I just think...Copy !req
736. it's time for a change.Copy !req
737. A change?Copy !req
738. What did you have in mind for yourself?Copy !req
739. Don't laugh.Copy !req
740. I'm a professional. I don't laugh.Copy !req
741. Love.Copy !req
742. Love?Copy !req
743. Yes, very real love.Copy !req
744. The sweep-me-off-my-feet.Copy !req
745. The big "L."Copy !req
746. What?Copy !req
747. I'm not talking about fairy-tale love.Copy !req
748. I mean I'm talking about
a mature relationship.Copy !req
749. What do you think, I'm a kid?Copy !req
750. I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
751. You're thinking:Copy !req
752. "Sure. Let's see him go out
in the jungle and try to find love.Copy !req
753. "He'll come crawling back here
in no time."Copy !req
754. I know it isn't easy.
But I know it's possible.Copy !req
755. Hell, I see it around me every day.Copy !req
756. Do you know how horrible it is
to see it around you every day?Copy !req
757. Do you know what kind
of torture that is?Copy !req
758. I'll find it, goddamn it.Copy !req
759. I'll find it for myself.Copy !req
760. And then I'll be happy.Copy !req
761. Holy shit, then I'll be happy.Copy !req
762. You said you wouldn't laugh.Copy !req
763. I'm only laughing because...Copy !req
764. If you had told me,
if you had just told the good doctor...Copy !req
765. The time you could have saved.Copy !req
766. The money the both of you
could have saved.Copy !req
767. Both of us?Copy !req
768. What do you mean the both of us?Copy !req
769. You and Sharon.Copy !req
770. - Sharon?
- Yes.Copy !req
771. The patient who comes in after you.Copy !req
772. She complains
of exactly the same thing you do.Copy !req
773. Personality-wise,
I think you two are made for each other.Copy !req
774. Really?Copy !req
775. I should have matched you two guys up
a long time ago.Copy !req
776. I think she's here now.Copy !req
777. I'll just go and check.Copy !req
778. Sharon.Copy !req
779. What a beautiful name.Copy !req
780. It's incredible.Copy !req
781. It's really incredible.Copy !req
782. Sharon...Copy !req
783. this is Peter Loew.Copy !req
784. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
785. I like poetry, horseback riding...Copy !req
786. Vivaldi and long weekends
in the country.Copy !req
787. Those are exactly the same things
that I like.Copy !req
788. Wait a minute.Copy !req
789. "We walked along, while bright and red
Uprose the rising sun"Copy !req
790. Wordsworth.Copy !req
791. Incredible.Copy !req
792. I guess you two
won't be needing me anymore.Copy !req
793. I guess not. Thank you so much.Copy !req
794. - This one's going to last, I can tell.
- It was written in the stars.Copy !req
795. Written in the stars, yes.Copy !req
796. - Do you like Japanese food, Sharon?
- It's the best. So...Copy !req
797. Refreshing!Copy !req
798. You see that?
We're on exactly the same wavelength.Copy !req
799. Fantastic.Copy !req
800. So long, Dr. Glaser.Copy !req
801. I almost forgot.Copy !req
802. Yes?Copy !req
803. I did rape someone
a couple of nights ago.Copy !req
804. A girl at the office.
I just lost control.Copy !req
805. It's just a little id release.
No use in worrying.Copy !req
806. I just thought I should tell you, okay?Copy !req
807. It's a load off my mind.Copy !req
808. Yeah...Copy !req
809. Also, I...Copy !req
810. Just spit it out.Copy !req
811. Well, the fact is,
I did murder someone last night.Copy !req
812. I turned into a vampire.
It's a long story.Copy !req
813. Goodness.Copy !req
814. Peter.Copy !req
815. People get murdered every day
in this city.Copy !req
816. - Do you think the world is going to stop?
- Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
817. But the police, what if they find me?Copy !req
818. Would you stop worrying
and just get on with your big romance.Copy !req
819. He hasn't even been arrested
and the big lug is carrying on.Copy !req
820. Now get out of here, the both of you.Copy !req
821. Have a wonderful life together
and I will take care of the cops.Copy !req
822. Go on. Get out. Both of you. Out.Copy !req
823. Thank you very much, Dr. Glaser.Copy !req
824. You are a gem.Copy !req
825. Come on, Sharon.Copy !req
826. You like that tune?Copy !req
827. Actually, I live up right around here.Copy !req
828. You wanna come up? You can join me.Copy !req
829. I was born in Philadelphia...Copy !req
830. but I've been in New York now
for going on 10 years.Copy !req
831. And what about you?Copy !req
832. Nice.Copy !req
833. - Here you go.
- I hear it's very beautiful country up there.Copy !req
834. What?Copy !req
835. This?Copy !req
836. It's like I started saying before,
I turned into a vampire last week.Copy !req
837. It's all in the past now.Copy !req
838. There he is.Copy !req
839. I don't want to talk about it anymore.Copy !req
840. It's all from a very unhappy period
in my life...Copy !req
841. and I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
842. End of subject, okay?Copy !req
843. Sharon...Copy !req
844. Goddamn it, what did I just say?Copy !req
845. You don't let up, do you, cunt?Copy !req
846. I mean, you just keep harping
and harping...Copy !req
847. over the same goddamn thing.Copy !req
848. "Why did you become a vampire?"
"Why couldn't you be normal?"Copy !req
849. "Does this mean
we can never have children?"Copy !req
850. There's no way in hell...Copy !req
851. that I would ever marry
a loudmouth pig like you.Copy !req
852. Christ, 10 minutes I'm with you
and the shit just starts right up.Copy !req
853. What?Copy !req
854. You hate my guts?Copy !req
855. You wanna go home? You wanna leave?Copy !req
856. Fine.Copy !req
857. Get the hell out of here,
you fucking pig!Copy !req
858. Leave me the fuck alone!Copy !req
859. I really can't handle
these relationships.Copy !req
860. Maybe I should see a shrink.Copy !req
861. Get up.Copy !req
862. Get up, motherfucker!Copy !req
863. Dream of me, my angel.Copy !req
864. Dream of me.Copy !req
865. Dream of me, my angel.Copy !req
866. Dream of me.Copy !req