1. After a generation of struggle...Copy !req
2. changed the face of our nation,Copy !req
3. African Americans entered the '70s...Copy !req
4. with new found hope.Copy !req
5. I am...
- I am...Copy !req
6. Somebody!
- Somebody!Copy !req
7. Vibrant leaders emerged...Copy !req
8. and black culture reached
its high point,Copy !req
9. influencing all facets
of American life.Copy !req
10. But progress slowed
in the decades that followed.Copy !req
11. Black culture began to lose
its distinctive flavor.Copy !req
12. And as the millennium drew to
a close disaster struck.Copy !req
13. These seemingly random events
were in fact orchestrated...Copy !req
14. by The Man, a villain obsessed...Copy !req
15. with turning back the clock
on race relations.Copy !req
16. Just when it seemed
the funky spirit...Copy !req
17. of the '70s
would be lost forever,Copy !req
18. a new hero emerged.
His name, Undercover Brother.Copy !req
19. Give it to me.
Need it, got to have it.Copy !req
20. Say!Copy !req
21. It ain't no thang.Copy !req
22. Yeah.Copy !req
23. A bird gonna shit on my windshield?Copy !req
24. Not on my Cadillac!Copy !req
25. I'm gonna chop your feathers off
and put you in Chinatown!Copy !req
26. They gonna make
Peking Pigeon out of you!Copy !req
27. Damn!Copy !req
28. Unbeknownst to Undercover Brother,Copy !req
29. there was a secret organization
dedicated to truth,Copy !req
30. justice, and the Afro-American way.Copy !req
31. They had never crossed paths
until now.Copy !req
32. Headquarters, come in.Copy !req
33. Good work, Sistah Girl.Copy !req
34. Data from the mainframe
ready to commence.Copy !req
35. She's transmitting! Are we up and ready?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
36. And I've hacked into
the bank security system.Copy !req
37. You've got soul.Copy !req
38. We're in.Copy !req
39. The computer!
Another idea stolen from the black man.Copy !req
40. Did you all know that
George Washington Carver...Copy !req
41. made the first computer
out of a peanut?Copy !req
42. A peanut?Copy !req
43. A peanut!
- Shut up and get back to work!Copy !req
44. I've spent six months
setting up this operation...Copy !req
45. and I want to see everything...Copy !req
46. off-shore accounts,
dummy corporations, money laundering.Copy !req
47. If we can cut off his funds,Copy !req
48. we may finally be able
to stop The Man.Copy !req
49. Waited a long time for this.Copy !req
50. What the hell?
- What the hell?Copy !req
51. What the...
- Dissed.Copy !req
52. Ah, solid.
- Hey!Copy !req
53. What the hell are you doing, old man?Copy !req
54. Headquarters...Copy !req
55. Is there another agent on this case?
- Hell, no!Copy !req
56. Damn it, who is that guy?Copy !req
57. I'll cross-reference the bank's
security camera with our database.Copy !req
58. Come on, Uncle Ben!Copy !req
59. It's Macy Gray
with pork-chop sideburns!Copy !req
60. Who's bad?Copy !req
61. Ohh! Right up the pooper!Copy !req
62. Right on, sweet sistah.Copy !req
63. Damn it, who is he?Copy !req
64. Sistah Girl, abort mission!Copy !req
65. Damn it.
Who was that guy?Copy !req
66. Solid.Copy !req
67. Solid.Copy !req
68. Too funky for myself.Copy !req
69. Mr. Feather, The Man wants to see you.Copy !req
70. Fabulous.Copy !req
71. And now, the Channel 8 News with
Wendy Marshall and Chuck Marlboro.Copy !req
72. There's growing speculation that former
defense secretary and war hero,Copy !req
73. General Warren Boutwell,
will run for President.Copy !req
74. He is considered
the first African-American...Copy !req
75. with a legitimate chance of winning.Copy !req
76. Wendy? Yeah, he is a strong
candidate, Chuck.Copy !req
77. He's so well-spoken.
I've noticed that.Copy !req
78. General Boutwell seems to have
a lot of support all across the nation.Copy !req
79. Yes, and not just
in the urban areas.Copy !req
80. In fact, the decorated
four-star general and Vietnam vet...Copy !req
81. is regarded
as one of the country's...Copy !req
82. most well-respected
public figures.Copy !req
83. Thank you very much.Copy !req
84. A staunch advocate
for civil rights,Copy !req
85. Boutwell has never backed down
from controversial issues.Copy !req
86. Indeed, if ever there was a straighter
arrow than Warren Boutwell,Copy !req
87. we'd be hard-pressed
to find him.Copy !req
88. Well, if he does declare
his candidacy,Copy !req
89. this certainly will be
an exciting race.Copy !req
90. Race? I'm not
touching that one.Copy !req
91. First, our children hip-hop
all over the suburbs.Copy !req
92. Now Boutwell might be President?Copy !req
93. They are taking over
every aspect of our culture!Copy !req
94. Don't you agree, Mr. Feather?
- Word.Copy !req
95. For sheezy, my neezy.
- What did you say?Copy !req
96. I said... for sure.Copy !req
97. Yes, indeedy.Copy !req
98. I have a cold.Copy !req
99. I want the White House
to stay white.Copy !req
100. Eliminate him!Copy !req
101. But, sir, if we kill him,Copy !req
102. we'll only be
making him a hero.Copy !req
103. Do you have a better idea?Copy !req
104. Our friends at Multinational Inc.
have been developing a new drug...Copy !req
105. with some very interesting
side effects.Copy !req
106. I think we may have found
the perfect guinea pig.Copy !req
107. The so called Afro Bandit
struck Multinational Bank.Copy !req
108. However, it appears
no money was stolen.Copy !req
109. Authorities questioned
singer Macy Gray,Copy !req
110. but she was released
for lack of evidence.Copy !req
111. Well, would anybody
like to explain exactly...Copy !req
112. what the hell happened
at the bank?Copy !req
113. His name is Undercover Brother.Copy !req
114. Apparently, he was erasing
mortgage records...Copy !req
115. so that low-income families
wouldn't lose their homes.Copy !req
116. Great.Copy !req
117. A "Soul Train" reject
with a Robin Hood complex.Copy !req
118. Now I've heard everything.
- Hey, hey, hey, now.Copy !req
119. At least he got the job done.Copy !req
120. That's the kind of man we need around here.
- The keyword being "man"?Copy !req
121. Hold on.
I didn't say that, you did.Copy !req
122. Man-man.Copy !req
123. The General's
press conference is starting!Copy !req
124. We interrupt this broadcast
to take you live...Copy !req
125. to a press conference
by General Warren Boutwell,Copy !req
126. in which he is expected
to announce...Copy !req
127. that he is a candidate
for presidency of the United States.Copy !req
128. I wonder if he'll run
as a Democrat or an Independent.Copy !req
129. Never know. Might be a Republican.
- Oh, please.Copy !req
130. What kind of self-respecting black
man would run as a Republican?Copy !req
131. Name one thing the Republican party
has done for black people. One!Copy !req
132. Well, they were
the party of Lincoln.Copy !req
133. They stood against
the tyranny of oppression...Copy !req
134. by leading the call
for the Civil War,Copy !req
135. and forced passage
of the Emancipation Proclamation,Copy !req
136. which freed the slaves.Copy !req
137. All right,
name two things lately.Copy !req
138. Damn it, it doesn't matter
what party!Copy !req
139. This could be the first step
on the road to putting...Copy !req
140. an African-American
in the White House.Copy !req
141. It's a great day
for black people of all races.Copy !req
142. Good morning.
- Think about it!Copy !req
143. I've thought long and hard about how
I can best serve my country...Copy !req
144. now that I'm no longer in uniform.Copy !req
145. Well, today...Copy !req
146. I am proud to announce...Copy !req
147. that I will be...Copy !req
148. opening a chain
of fried chicken restaurants.Copy !req
149. General Boutwell!Copy !req
150. Yes, sir.Copy !req
151. So, you're passing up a chance
to be President...Copy !req
152. to open a chicken joint?Copy !req
153. A man like me doesn't have
any business in politics.Copy !req
154. They say you should
always do what you know.Copy !req
155. And what I know
is good fried chicken.Copy !req
156. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
157. Don't you think your supporters
in the African-American community...Copy !req
158. will be particularly disappointed?Copy !req
159. Not after they taste
the General's fried chicken.Copy !req
160. Surrender, Colonel,
here comes the General.Copy !req
161. Will there be side dishes?
- Sweet potatoes...Copy !req
162. Black-eyed peas, Mashed potatoes, macaroni...Copy !req
163. cornbread and the General's
special... hot sauce!Copy !req
164. That's all for today.Copy !req
165. Thank you very much.
Nice to see you all.Copy !req
166. General, what about desert?Copy !req
167. You know, he does have a point
about that Colonel.Copy !req
168. I never trusted the Colonel!Copy !req
169. Slaves cooked that chicken!
Ain't no white man know...Copy !req
170. about no 16 herbs
and spices and giblets!Copy !req
171. Smart Brother,
if you so damn smart,Copy !req
172. Why don't you explain
what just happened?Copy !req
173. If I wanted to hear something stupid,Copy !req
174. I'd ask this skinny black ass!
- In your face!Copy !req
175. Skinny black... Hey!Copy !req
176. We got to find out exactly what happened
to the General, and fast!Copy !req
177. I'll get right on it.
Whoa, hold on.Copy !req
178. Not that fast. We need
some new blood on this case.Copy !req
179. What? Who? You can't just hire
some fool off the streets.Copy !req
180. Watch me.
Get me Undercover Brother!Copy !req
181. Ooh, too funky for myself.Copy !req
182. You were the only man
outside the palace.Copy !req
183. I was outside.
- Jimmy!Copy !req
184. But I wasn't the only one.
- Jim Kelly!Copy !req
185. It is not possible.
- Watch out for the hand!Copy !req
186. Gets you every time!
Spinning back-kick!Copy !req
187. I think I'll lay down...Copy !req
188. and get me a little bit
of sleep.Copy !req
189. Don't touch the hair!Copy !req
190. Okay, Bruce Leroy, turn around.Copy !req
191. Slowly.Copy !req
192. If you gonna shoot me,
shoot me.Copy !req
193. Thank you, Jesus.Copy !req
194. Dig it.Copy !req
195. You that Sistah Girl
from the bank, huh?Copy !req
196. I guess you like
what you saw earlier.Copy !req
197. Look, baby,
let's stop fooling around.Copy !req
198. Your body's slammin',
let's get to jammin'.Copy !req
199. Excuse me?Copy !req
200. Oh, nothing relaxes a brother after
a hard day of going undercover...Copy !req
201. like a little piece of the cookie.Copy !req
202. Goddamn.
My cookie would break you in half.Copy !req
203. Maybe, but that would be
some long division.Copy !req
204. Long.Copy !req
205. You hit me pretty good,
but I wasn't ready.Copy !req
206. Now, any time you think you want to
get feisty or throw down...Copy !req
207. So, Sistah Girl,Copy !req
208. if you're not here
for Undercover Lover,Copy !req
209. you must be here
for Undercover Brother.Copy !req
210. What, pray tell,
can I do for you today?Copy !req
211. Okay, we're here. Now be cool.Copy !req
212. This place is top secret.
- Solid.Copy !req
213. Man, you know you ain't right.Copy !req
214. I'm gonna need my custom shears
for this masterpiece.Copy !req
215. Careful. Puncture him and the
hot air's liable to kill you.Copy !req
216. Take a seat.
- Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
217. We're gonna hook you right up.
- Holy funkadelic!Copy !req
218. This is some kind of secret
organization you have here.Copy !req
219. Look at all this hi-tech
spy equipment.Copy !req
220. You got clippers,
you got T.C.B. activator.Copy !req
221. I mean, your only competition
must be the K.G.B.Copy !req
222. Or the F.B.I.Copy !req
223. Who the hell are you, woman?
You're the Grim Reaper!Copy !req
224. I don't want to go to hell!Copy !req
225. I ain't never did
nothing but good!Copy !req
226. I swear to God
I ain't done nothing wrong!Copy !req
227. Oh, come on.Copy !req
228. The flashing light and fan
make the drop seem worse than it is.Copy !req
229. I knew that.Copy !req
230. Entering secure area.Copy !req
231. Stand here.Copy !req
232. Right here?Copy !req
233. Blackness confirmed. You got soul.Copy !req
234. What I'm about to show you
few people have ever seen before.Copy !req
235. Would Agent Jefferson please pick up
the black courtesy phone?Copy !req
236. Agents report to the ready room.Copy !req
237. Agents report to the ready room.Copy !req
238. Welcome to the Brotherhood.Copy !req
239. Solid.Copy !req
240. Yes, I know.Copy !req
241. I really don't want to talk about
this over the telephone.Copy !req
242. Perhaps we could meet
at a secret location?Copy !req
243. Okay. No, that sounds great.Copy !req
244. All right. Revolution.
Take care.Copy !req
245. "The revolution will not be televised."Copy !req
246. This is Undercover Brother.
- Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
247. Good morning!Copy !req
248. Good morning?
Get on the desk!Copy !req
249. You brought a spy around me?Copy !req
250. Spy in the building!Copy !req
251. Don't touch the 'fro.
- Back up off!Copy !req
252. Back up off me!
- Let me tell you something about the word "good."Copy !req
253. Good is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word.Copy !req
254. Go-od, meaning
the absence of color,Copy !req
255. I.E... .
"It's all good,"...Copy !req
256. which it is,
or "Good Will Hunting,"...Copy !req
257. meaning, "I'm hunting niggas!"Copy !req
258. So if you say "good morning" to me,
you're saying,Copy !req
259. "I'm gonna kill your black ass
first thing in the morning!"Copy !req
260. Is that that damn Undercover Brother?
- You in trouble.Copy !req
261. Where the hell have you been?Copy !req
262. This is a job, not some kind
of damn summer camp!Copy !req
263. And I'm tired of you
disrespecting me!Copy !req
264. Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't fire your sorry ass!Copy !req
265. Because I don't work for you?Copy !req
266. Shut up!Copy !req
267. Save your smart comments
for the chunky brother in the smock!Copy !req
268. Now get in my office!Copy !req
269. Congratulations, Mr. Feather.Copy !req
270. Thank you, Mister...Copy !req
271. The Man.Copy !req
272. As you can see,
the General is totally under our control.Copy !req
273. Yes, our little experiment was a success.Copy !req
274. In fact, I've decided to use the General
to launch "Operation Whitewash."Copy !req
275. Fabulous. I'll inform Multinational
to step up production.Copy !req
276. The only thing standing
in our way is the Brotherhood.Copy !req
277. And they won't be a problem,
will they, Feather?Copy !req
278. No, sir.Copy !req
279. Good.Copy !req
280. Uh, will they, Feather?Copy !req
281. New one from Britney...Copy !req
282. What am I doing?Copy !req
283. And that's why we believe
there's got to be...Copy !req
284. some connection between
the General's announcement and The Man.Copy !req
285. Come on, y'all.
Y'all telling me there's really a Man?Copy !req
286. What do you think,
Undercover Brother?Copy !req
287. If that is your real name.Copy !req
288. You think things
just happen by accident?Copy !req
289. No! Sometimes people, mostly white
people, make things happen.Copy !req
290. That's where we come in...Copy !req
291. and our never ending struggle
against The Man,Copy !req
292. a.k.a. Whitey, a.k.a. Mr. Charlie,
a.k.a. Honky McGee.Copy !req
293. So, the conspiracies we've believed
for all these years are really true?Copy !req
294. The N.B.A. really instituted...Copy !req
295. the three-point shot
to give white boys a chance?Copy !req
296. Absolutely.Copy !req
297. So the entertainment industry
really is out to get Spike Lee.Copy !req
298. Is that right?
- Come on, man!Copy !req
299. Even Cher got an Oscar.Copy !req
300. Cher-rr!Copy !req
301. And O.J. really didn't do it?Copy !req
302. Let's just move on, shall we?Copy !req
303. Holy moly, looks like
the Source Awards in here.Copy !req
304. It does now.Copy !req
305. Hurting.
- Who's that?Copy !req
306. Oh, this is Lance, our intern.Copy !req
307. Lance, this is Undercover Brother.Copy !req
308. What's happening?Copy !req
309. Whas-ssup?Copy !req
310. Okay, how did the white boy get
a job here at the Brotherhood?Copy !req
311. Shit. What can I tell you?
Affirmative action.Copy !req
312. What? Here we go.Copy !req
313. Oh, boy.
Open up the window.Copy !req
314. It's getting all racial
up in this piece.Copy !req
315. Look here, Undercover Brother,
now that you're working for us,Copy !req
316. you're gonna need to memorize
our rules and regulations.Copy !req
317. Trim the hair, and for God's sake,
get rid of the clothes.Copy !req
318. Slow your roll, Chief.
You know, I respect...Copy !req
319. what y'all are doing here
at the Brotherhood,Copy !req
320. but I'm a firm believer in everybody
should do their own thang.Copy !req
321. Okay, he should never
do his own thang.Copy !req
322. I'm getting too old
for this shit.Copy !req
323. I said, "You'd better open
the bank and give me my money."Copy !req
324. Yeah?
"It's my money.Copy !req
325. I don't care whose bank it is!"
Right.Copy !req
326. I know whose money is in it.
I'm keeping it real.Copy !req
327. That's all I'm saying.
- Hi, Conspiracy Brother.Copy !req
328. "Hi"? What you mean, "Hi"?Copy !req
329. Like, "Hi, y'all
want to be white?"Copy !req
330. High, like the white man
wants to keep us? Huh?Copy !req
331. You don't smell
no weed on me, did you?Copy !req
332. Hey, brother, can I get a list...Copy !req
333. of the words
that trigger these fits?Copy !req
334. Man, you really need to relax.Copy !req
335. Go see a movie.
- A movie?Copy !req
336. A movie. Come on, man!Copy !req
337. So I can fall in love
with some cute black man...Copy !req
338. that teaches white people everything
they know about the shrimp industry...Copy !req
339. before they kill him
30 minutes into the movie?Copy !req
340. "Hey, why don't you walk down
that tunnel, black man?Copy !req
341. Hey, black man,
turn on the generator.Copy !req
342. This dinosaur is out there.
Hey, black man, look out.Copy !req
343. He's got a gun!"Copy !req
344. Oh! I'm hit!Copy !req
345. But my vest caught it, bitch!Copy !req
346. Yes, I'm alive!Copy !req
347. I told you to keep your finger
off the trigger of that thing!Copy !req
348. I'm cool, everybody.Copy !req
349. Undercover Brother, please.
- Go on back to work.Copy !req
350. Sorry about all that.
- I shit on myself!Copy !req
351. I have a couple of things for you.Copy !req
352. Here are your shoes. I took the
liberty of making a few modifications.Copy !req
353. And now, am I correct in assuming
that the Cadillac...Copy !req
354. that was double-parked in
the parking lot belongs to you?Copy !req
355. Smart Brother,
that is not just a Caddy.Copy !req
356. That is a Cadillac Coupe DeVille.Copy !req
357. Y'all don't give a shit about me!
I need a sponge bath.Copy !req
358. That's an orange soda dispenser.Copy !req
359. And a crossover amp
and subwoofer for your eight-track.Copy !req
360. Ah, man. Smart Brother,
you's a bad mother...Copy !req
361. Shut your mouth!Copy !req
362. Enjoy, huh?Copy !req
363. All right.Copy !req
364. Big car, big hair, big necklace.Copy !req
365. Someone is clearly overcompensating.Copy !req
366. First of all, you forgot about
my big, black, fuzzy balls.Copy !req
367. And secondly,
this is not a necklace,Copy !req
368. it's a medallion
given to me by my father...Copy !req
369. so I never forget who I am
or what I stand for.Copy !req
370. I don't need no gold.
Don't need no jewels.Copy !req
371. The medallion keeps me cool.
You dig?Copy !req
372. Sistah Girl, Undercover Brother, come in.Copy !req
373. What it is, Chief?Copy !req
374. We've just discovered that
the General is playing golf...Copy !req
375. with some of Multinational's
head honchos.Copy !req
376. Now, you get yo ass down there
and see what you can find out!Copy !req
377. And by the way, Undercover Screw Up,Copy !req
378. don't let me catch your black ass
in the news again.Copy !req
379. You hear me?
I want you to blend in!Copy !req
380. Chiefie, baby,
I'm a master of disguises.Copy !req
381. I can blend in like a good weave.Copy !req
382. Say, where's that caddy?
- I don't know.Copy !req
383. Oh, there he is.Copy !req
384. Jah mon, rasta.Copy !req
385. Nice shot.Copy !req
386. Sistah Girl, the camera's up.Copy !req
387. Would anyone like
some fried chicken?Copy !req
388. Mr. Feather.Copy !req
389. Undercover Brother?Copy !req
390. We're definitely
on the right track.Copy !req
391. That's the number one
flunkey of The Man.Copy !req
392. I'm gonna report to the Chief,
find out what he wants to do.Copy !req
393. That cat'll be long gone
by that time.Copy !req
394. This thing's going down now, baby.Copy !req
395. This is strictly
an observational mission.Copy !req
396. We are not authorized
to take action.Copy !req
397. Well, observe this.Copy !req
398. Action is what
Undercover Brother's all about.Copy !req
399. Hmm. Rasta man.Copy !req
400. Oh, the mind control
formula is complete.Copy !req
401. Who's there?
- Kung!Copy !req
402. Kung who?Copy !req
403. Kung fool!Copy !req
404. Ow, my wrist.Copy !req
405. Help! Thief!
There's a thief here!Copy !req
406. What the hell is your problem?
- Give me back my things!Copy !req
407. Thief!
Hey, give me that back!Copy !req
408. Hold it!Copy !req
409. Holy Motown.Copy !req
410. Come on.
- You don't want to mess with me, man!Copy !req
411. I had 'em, baby.
Yeah, I saw.Copy !req
412. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
413. Come on!Copy !req
414. Stop where you are!
This is security!Copy !req
415. Do not move!
- Quick! This way!Copy !req
416. Aw, hell, they moved.Copy !req
417. Do it.
Code 37.Copy !req
418. Is he crazy?
- Okay, slow down!Copy !req
419. Slow, slow, slow.Copy !req
420. Hey, slow down
over there, people!Copy !req
421. Hold the wheel, baby.Copy !req
422. No! No!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
423. Oh, jeez!
Too fast!Copy !req
424. Losing control!Copy !req
425. There's got to be another way out of here.
- Hold it!Copy !req
426. Thanks for the lift.Copy !req
427. A spectral analysis has ironically confirmed
traces of poultry on Mr. Feather.Copy !req
428. This proves that
The Man must be behind...Copy !req
429. Multinational Inc. 's deal
with the General.Copy !req
430. I don't get it. What does The Man
got to do with fried chicken?Copy !req
431. Is that his big plan,
to get black people to eat junk food?Copy !req
432. Open your eyes, Undercover Brother!Copy !req
433. This has to do with
discrediting the General.Copy !req
434. That is the white man's tactic.Copy !req
435. He don't want no black President.Copy !req
436. You've seen it all through history.Copy !req
437. They never give black men credit.Copy !req
438. Jesus Christ... black man.Copy !req
439. Babe Ruth... black man.Copy !req
440. Madonna!Copy !req
441. Sleeps with black men.Copy !req
442. Think about it.Copy !req
443. So the General sold out to The Man.Copy !req
444. I don't think it's that simple.Copy !req
445. When you're dealing
with The Man, it never is.Copy !req
446. Our only choice here
is to infiltrate Multinational Inc.Copy !req
447. Then we can find out
what happened to the General.Copy !req
448. It'll be a very dangerous assignment.Copy !req
449. It'll be your most
vigorous training yet.Copy !req
450. You're gonna have to think and act...Copy !req
451. just like a tight-butt white man
with a 401K plan...Copy !req
452. and a country club membership.Copy !req
453. So pay attention.Copy !req
454. Here...Copy !req
455. have a bite of this...Copy !req
456. sandwich.Copy !req
457. How did you know I was hungry?Copy !req
458. I ain't eat nothing this morning.Copy !req
459. You trying to kill me?
- If you're going to pass in white America,Copy !req
460. you are going to have
to learn to like mayonnaise!Copy !req
461. No!
Listen...Copy !req
462. if you're ever forced
to eat this mayonnaise,Copy !req
463. simply press the button
on this side of the watch.Copy !req
464. It delivers a rather liberal
spritzing of hot sauce.Copy !req
465. One blast should be enough
to make Caucasian food edible.Copy !req
466. Well, it works on grits.Copy !req
467. Now, since time
is of the essence,Copy !req
468. I developed a device
that allows you...Copy !req
469. to absorb the whole
of white culture...Copy !req
470. in mere seconds
using subliminal imagery.Copy !req
471. I call it... Caucasiavision.Copy !req
472. Hey, I feel like George Clinton.Copy !req
473. Turn it on.Copy !req
474. No!Copy !req
475. Make it stop!
Make it stop!Copy !req
476. Don't you give up on me!Copy !req
477. I see white people.
It's too much!Copy !req
478. Too much!
Caucasian overload!Copy !req
479. Caucasian overload.
Breathe.Copy !req
480. Caucasian overload!
Breathe.Copy !req
481. Breathe. Breathe.Copy !req
482. That's too much white
for one brother to take.Copy !req
483. You did good.Copy !req
484. We need to make sure
the process worked,Copy !req
485. so I called in an expert
on white culture.Copy !req
486. "In season three of 'Friends',Copy !req
487. what object of Julia's did
Ross see on his bedside table...Copy !req
488. the night he kissed Rachel?"Copy !req
489. Her saline solution.Copy !req
490. He's ready.Copy !req
491. Hi, there.Copy !req
492. How are you doing?Copy !req
493. What do you say there?Copy !req
494. Howdy. May I help you?Copy !req
495. I sincerely hope so.Copy !req
496. Today's my first day at Multinational.Copy !req
497. Oh, my. Jackson.Copy !req
498. Anton Jackson.Copy !req
499. And no, not one
of the Jackson Five.Copy !req
500. Here we go. You're in suite 54.
Tobacco division.Copy !req
501. We need some fresh, hip strategies
to expand our market share.Copy !req
502. As it turns out,
I have just the product.Copy !req
503. Here's one of your cigarettes.Copy !req
504. Take a good look at it.Copy !req
505. It's pale, small,
a little on the limp side.Copy !req
506. It's basically inadequate.Copy !req
507. It can't possibly give much
pleasure to the user.Copy !req
508. It sure can't.
- I mean, ask yourselves,Copy !req
509. how many black people
are gonna want to smoke this?Copy !req
510. Not the one I know.
- You have to effectively position...Copy !req
511. your product within the black consumer.Copy !req
512. May I present to you The Fatty?Copy !req
513. Hmm? It's got that
hand-rolled look and feel...Copy !req
514. that's so popular
with today's black youth.Copy !req
515. It's big. It's full
of long-lasting pleasure...Copy !req
516. To be enjoyed again...Copy !req
517. I could use a smoke.Copy !req
518. Yeah? Good.Copy !req
519. It's time to say goodbye
to Anton Jackson...Copy !req
520. and say what it is
to Undercover Brother.Copy !req
521. Now, that's a long way down.Copy !req
522. Come in, Brotherhood.
Are you digging me?Copy !req
523. Undercover Brother.Copy !req
524. I'll transmit some
computer files about the General.Copy !req
525. See what you can do with it.
- Right on.Copy !req
526. The chief wants you to stay undercover
until we decode this information.Copy !req
527. I can dig it.
- But be careful.Copy !req
528. If they're onto you,
they might set up a trap.Copy !req
529. I know this is the wrong time,Copy !req
530. but I wanted to let you know,
I'm thinking about you, girl.Copy !req
531. I'm bouncin'.
Shakin' a spot.Copy !req
532. Gone.
- Bye.Copy !req
533. Bye.Copy !req
534. Mr. Elias, there's been a breach!Copy !req
535. That afro!Copy !req
536. I'd recognize it anywhere.Copy !req
537. The Brotherhood is making their move.Copy !req
538. Just as I expected.Copy !req
539. It's time to release
our secret weapon.Copy !req
540. I call it...Copy !req
541. Black Man's kryptonite.Copy !req
542. How's it going there?Copy !req
543. What the hell?Copy !req
544. Oh, dear.Copy !req
545. Oh, what am I gonna do?Copy !req
546. My gosh.Copy !req
547. Look at this mess.
Oh, dear.Copy !req
548. I'm so sorry.
Let me help you.Copy !req
549. Jeez, that's sweet of you.Copy !req
550. If I mess up my boss' report,Copy !req
551. he's gonna have a conniption
with a capital K.Copy !req
552. Penelope Snow.Copy !req
553. Anton Jackson.Copy !req
554. I'm so sorry. Here.Copy !req
555. Thanks, Anton.
You're so sweet.Copy !req
556. And cute, too.
In a Theo Huxtable kind of way.Copy !req
557. Are you new here?Copy !req
558. Yeah, it's my first day.
Mine too.Copy !req
559. Really?
- Yeah, I just moved here...Copy !req
560. bringing nothing by my hopes
and my dreams.Copy !req
561. But sometimes the big city
can be so...Copy !req
562. big.Copy !req
563. A girl needs friends, Anton.Copy !req
564. Would you like to be my friend?Copy !req
565. I didn't know you had such
a beautiful voice.Copy !req
566. You know, you and I
have tons in common.Copy !req
567. I know what it feels like
to be discriminated against.Copy !req
568. I mean, just because a girl
has a healthy sexual appetite,Copy !req
569. doesn't mean
she can't do her job.Copy !req
570. They look at you...Copy !req
571. and all they see
is a threatening black man.Copy !req
572. And they look at me,
and all they see...Copy !req
573. are my full breasts
and my narrow waist...Copy !req
574. that tapers
to my pert backside.Copy !req
575. It's just not fair.Copy !req
576. Here you go, folks.
- Yum.Copy !req
577. And here's the extra mayonnaise you ordered.
- Yum, yum.Copy !req
578. Enjoy.
- This is the best stuff.Copy !req
579. Have you eaten here before, Anton?Copy !req
580. No, I haven't.
It's my first time.Copy !req
581. Oh, take a bite of my sandwich.Copy !req
582. Come on, Anton.Copy !req
583. Just one little bite.Copy !req
584. Scrumptious.Copy !req
585. Oh, Anton, I can't wait to see
you in these corduroys.Copy !req
586. You're gonna make me blush.Copy !req
587. And you might not see it!Copy !req
588. May I help you, sir?Copy !req
589. Hello, fellow person of color.Copy !req
590. How's it going today?Copy !req
591. What's going down?
- What are you doing with that girl?Copy !req
592. What girl?
- That girl!Copy !req
593. Oh, the white woman.Copy !req
594. I'm undercover.Copy !req
595. When you go undercover, you have
to do things you wouldn't normally do.Copy !req
596. No matter how difficult, how dangerous,
how good it might have felt.Copy !req
597. Like having sex with white girls?Copy !req
598. Damn it, woman,
would you just back off?Copy !req
599. Attention angry black man in khakis.Copy !req
600. Golly, I must have tripped
or something.Copy !req
601. Hi, Ton-ja.Copy !req
602. Listen...Copy !req
603. I was wondering,
do you have any dickies?Copy !req
604. 'Cause I couldn't find them.Copy !req
605. Really?Copy !req
606. Perhaps we're all sold out.Copy !req
607. Aw, that's too bad.Copy !req
608. Come on, Anton.Copy !req
609. I saw a mock turtleneck at Eddie
Bauer that's perfect for you.Copy !req
610. Thanks for all your help.
Bye-bye, Ton-ja.Copy !req
611. Bye-bye.Copy !req
612. And action!Copy !req
613. I want you...Copy !req
614. to buy my new
fried chicken, that is.Copy !req
615. Sure enough.Copy !req
616. I used to work for the Pentagon,Copy !req
617. now I help you to get
your chicken on.Copy !req
618. And for a limited time only,Copy !req
619. order an eight-piece Nappy Meal,Copy !req
620. and get a 32-ounce
malt liquor absolutely free.Copy !req
621. Lord have mercy.Copy !req
622. Introducing the Nappy Meal from G.F.C.Copy !req
623. This chicken is the bomb.Copy !req
624. At the General's,
we do chicken right-on!Copy !req
625. Will you look at that?Copy !req
626. The General's lost his damn mind.Copy !req
627. He's making a fool
out of himself over this crap.Copy !req
628. What?
It's catchy.Copy !req
629. Reminds me of the Fresh Prince.Copy !req
630. I like him. He raps happy.Copy !req
631. Excuse me, sir.
This is a restricted... good God!Copy !req
632. Heya, Chiefster. Lance.
- Nice pants.Copy !req
633. Undercover Brother?
- Undercover Brother?Copy !req
634. What happened to you?
- He had sex with a white girl, that's what!Copy !req
635. Was it everything I dreamed of?
It was good.Copy !req
636. She had pink nipples?
Big ones.Copy !req
637. Yeah, big ones.
- Yeah.Copy !req
638. Her carpet matched her drapes?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
639. No, man. You can't be doing that.
- What were you doing?Copy !req
640. White girl or no white girl,
where the hell have you been?Copy !req
641. Not there, 'cause that's where people
who swear go. Thank you very much.Copy !req
642. You sound like
a 14-year-old white chick.Copy !req
643. I don't think so, Sister Girl.Copy !req
644. It's Sistah Girl, dude.Copy !req
645. Maybe on Planet Ebonics.
But where I come from,Copy !req
646. we like to pronounce
our E's and our R's,Copy !req
647. thank you very much.Copy !req
648. E's and R's?Copy !req
649. Ebonics, huh?
I be thinking...Copy !req
650. that somebody in this room
is selling out.Copy !req
651. I say we kill him.
Shut the door, nigga.Copy !req
652. Shh, it's gonna be
all right, baby. Don't look!Copy !req
653. I'm sorry, dawg, but you need...
Hey, buddy,Copy !req
654. if I hadn't read that article in
Vanity Fair on anger management,Copy !req
655. I'd put away this guava-
mango-broccoli smoothie...Copy !req
656. And put my foot in your patootie.
- Patootie?Copy !req
657. Now maybe you guys
don't like the new me,Copy !req
658. but I don't give a gosh darn.Copy !req
659. For all I care,Copy !req
660. you can all get
the beejeebies out of here.Copy !req
661. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I must be going.Copy !req
662. "Frasier" is on.Copy !req
663. "Frasier"?Copy !req
664. Beejeebies?Copy !req
665. He said he would stick his foot...Copy !req
666. up my so-called "patootie."
Damn it.Copy !req
667. I knew this could happen.Copy !req
668. You can only keep an agent
undercover for so long...Copy !req
669. before he loses his identity.Copy !req
670. Hell, no man can resist
low interest loans...Copy !req
671. and non-fat lattes forever.Copy !req
672. And white women.Copy !req
673. So wait,
let me get this straight.Copy !req
674. Whenever a black guy does well,Copy !req
675. starts wearing Dockers,
buys a few Celine Dion records,Copy !req
676. and sleeps with a white chick,
you automatically say he's sold out?Copy !req
677. That's enough!Copy !req
678. Always trying to shut
the white man down.Copy !req
679. That's right!
That's right!Copy !req
680. Oh, that ain't right.
- What's the word?Copy !req
681. I was able to decode
the data from Multinational Inc.Copy !req
682. The General is under the influence
of a psycho- hallucinogenic drug.Copy !req
683. It's a mind control drug, sir.
Very powerful.Copy !req
684. Very easy to use.Copy !req
685. Good Lord.Copy !req
686. With something like that, The Man could
control every black person in America.Copy !req
687. Theoretically, yes, but it would take years
to administer the doses individually.Copy !req
688. To be efficient, you'd need to
develop a huge distribution system.Copy !req
689. The chicken!Copy !req
690. I hate to say it,Copy !req
691. if Undercover Brother
don't get his shit together,Copy !req
692. this may be one battle
we might lose to The Man.Copy !req
693. Smart Brother, am I gonna die?Copy !req
694. Honey?
Yeah?Copy !req
695. Is this Michael Bolton's
version of that thong song?Copy !req
696. No, but I want that one.Copy !req
697. I hear he got all the funk
that Sisqo missed.Copy !req
698. Do you like this?Copy !req
699. You know, usually I'm not
into the heavy stuff,Copy !req
700. but this is kinda catchy.Copy !req
701. It is, isn't it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
702. I made us some sandwiches.
- Extra mayo for me, please.Copy !req
703. Freeze, sucka!Copy !req
704. Put down the mayonnaise...
slowly.Copy !req
705. It's that colored girl, Ton-ja.Copy !req
706. Now, Buffy the Black Man Slayer,
step away from the brotha.Copy !req
707. Bye, brother.
- Come on.Copy !req
708. Bye.
- Move it.Copy !req
709. Be careful.
- Let's go.Copy !req
710. Why? So you can tell me
what a sellout I am again?Copy !req
711. Oh, I don't judge people
by how they dress,Copy !req
712. or what music they listen to.Copy !req
713. But I remember a brother
who wasn't afraid to be himself,Copy !req
714. who taught me to follow
my own funky path,Copy !req
715. stand up for
what I think is right.Copy !req
716. Remember this?Copy !req
717. Ignore her, Anton.Copy !req
718. I'm all the single white female
you'll ever need.Copy !req
719. I want to. Really, I do.Copy !req
720. All day, but I can't.Copy !req
721. I must be true to myself.Copy !req
722. Look at that white girl.
Are you crazy?Copy !req
723. The darker the berry,
the sweeter the juice.Copy !req
724. Corduroys are so comfortable.Copy !req
725. Got to get funky.Copy !req
726. I can't throw this away.Copy !req
727. 'Cause like this medallion...Copy !req
728. this brother's here to stay.Copy !req
729. What's up, Sistah Girl?
Look at you!Copy !req
730. What took you so long?Copy !req
731. You don't think the heels are too much?
- No, it's funktabulous.Copy !req
732. 'Cause I was gonna go...
- Hold it right there...Copy !req
733. Undercover Brother.
Drop it!Copy !req
734. This woman just can't get...
- I meant the gun.Copy !req
735. That's White She-Devil,
The Man's secret weapon.Copy !req
736. Sorry.Copy !req
737. It's time to...
platform out of here.Copy !req
738. Damn duck shoes.Copy !req
739. Looks like we're in hot water.Copy !req
740. Or hot sauce.Copy !req
741. Come on!
Come on.Copy !req
742. Come on.
It's not fair.Copy !req
743. 'N Sync!Copy !req
744. Backstreet Boys!Copy !req
745. And Boyz II Men!
We really sing!Copy !req
746. Elton John!
Billie Jean King!Copy !req
747. Come on, White She-Devil.
I been waiting.Copy !req
748. Come on, baby.
Come on!Copy !req
749. No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.Copy !req
750. Bitch!Copy !req
751. You know how much this shit cost?Copy !req
752. How much did this shit cost,
you disco queen?Copy !req
753. All of this!
- How dare you!Copy !req
754. Touch it. Now looky here.Copy !req
755. Toast to the booty!
Booty toast.Copy !req
756. Wait! Look at that.Copy !req
757. The water's cold.
Water cold!Copy !req
758. Nothin' like safe sex,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
759. Look at that.
Look at that there.Copy !req
760. Bitch!Copy !req
761. You enjoy yourself?Copy !req
762. Would you stop fooling around?Copy !req
763. Got to get my cool back!Copy !req
764. Can you play something funky
for a brother to drive to?Copy !req
765. Drive!
Drive this thing!Copy !req
766. Baby, it was made in the '70s.Copy !req
767. This ain't no Ferrari.Copy !req
768. Damn.
Look out, baby.Copy !req
769. You should have run
her narrow ass over.Copy !req
770. So, this has all been
some kind of jive game...Copy !req
771. to get me out of the way?
- That's right.Copy !req
772. I was sent to destroy you...Copy !req
773. and everything
the Brotherhood stands for.Copy !req
774. Damn it.Copy !req
775. Falling in love with you
wasn't part of the plan.Copy !req
776. Oh, Undercover Brother,
you're too much man for me.Copy !req
777. Baby... sometimes I'm too much
man for my own damn self.Copy !req
778. Mr. Feather,
your status report, please.Copy !req
779. All the pieces of Operation Whitewash
are in place.Copy !req
780. Good. It's time
to extend the reach...Copy !req
781. to black leaders in sports, the arts,
entertainment and business.Copy !req
782. Soon all aspects of society...Copy !req
783. will once again be dominated
by The Man.Copy !req
784. It's time to strike the final blow
against the Brotherhood.Copy !req
785. So, when I return to the lair,
Undercover Brother better be dead.Copy !req
786. Are we clear?
- Very good, sir.Copy !req
787. With Undercover Brother dead, the
Brotherhood had best step correct,Copy !req
788. or their next move
will be their last.Copy !req
789. Goodbye.Copy !req
790. Can I ask you something?Copy !req
791. Did I just say,Copy !req
792. "They had best step correct"?Copy !req
793. Yes, sir. You did.Copy !req
794. You see what's happening?Copy !req
795. You see how we're
being corrupted by their...Copy !req
796. hip-and-now fashion,
and their cool slang...Copy !req
797. you can't help but use.
"Don't be dissing me!"Copy !req
798. No!
- "It's all that!"Copy !req
799. You go, girl!
What's the dillio?Copy !req
800. Who let the dogs out?Copy !req
801. Whatcha talk about, Willis?Copy !req
802. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
803. Little by little we're blending
and merging until one day...Copy !req
804. we're all going to be
one united people...Copy !req
805. living and working
and dancing together,Copy !req
806. like the news or "Ally McBeal,"
or the people that work at Saturn!Copy !req
807. And we've got to stop it
before it's too late!Copy !req
808. You heard The Man. As of now,
Operation Whitewash goes global.Copy !req
809. Jay-Z is doing Lawrence Welk's
Greatest Hits?Copy !req
810. John Singleton to remake
"Driving Miss Daisy"?Copy !req
811. Terry McMillan?
"How Stella Got Her White Man Back"?Copy !req
812. Double damn it!Copy !req
813. Black people all over
the world are losing their damn minds.Copy !req
814. And look...Copy !req
815. they've all been exposed
to the General's fried chicken.Copy !req
816. Smart Brother, how's it coming
with this antidote?Copy !req
817. I found one. But it only works
on one person at a time.Copy !req
818. We have to stop
this thing at the source.Copy !req
819. Undercover Brother, you're back!Copy !req
820. Hell's wrong with you bringing
a white girl in my house?Copy !req
821. She's working with us now, Chief.Copy !req
822. With my extensive and intimate
knowledge of The Man's organization,Copy !req
823. I can help you stop his evil plan.Copy !req
824. Okay.Copy !req
825. Smart Brother,
take White She-Devil to the lab...Copy !req
826. and find out exactly
what she knows.Copy !req
827. You know, you're cute in
a Theo Huxtable kind of way.Copy !req
828. Really? Usually I get Al Roker.Copy !req
829. "Here's what's happening
in your neck of the woods."Copy !req
830. Chief, various brother agents,
I owe all of you a huge apology.Copy !req
831. I just watched this show...Copy !req
832. "Roots"?
Maybe you've heard of it?Copy !req
833. It taught me such
a profound lesson about bigotry.Copy !req
834. I have sat on the sidelines
of race relations long enough.Copy !req
835. I want to march down
that field of oppression...Copy !req
836. and kick that ball of bigotry right
over the goalpost of intolerance.Copy !req
837. Son, you talk a lot of shit.
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
838. But you down.Copy !req
839. What?
Are you kidding?Copy !req
840. You're going to let the white boy
join just like that?Copy !req
841. I was in secret agent school
for three years!Copy !req
842. Three years.
I paid for them classes myself.Copy !req
843. You made me.
- Chief. Chief.Copy !req
844. I performed a full range
spectral analysis...Copy !req
845. on Miss White She-Devil's
brain waves.Copy !req
846. Then, I unlocked her subconscious
using a special form of hypnosis.Copy !req
847. Then, I gently brushed her hair.Copy !req
848. Then, I reached deep within...Copy !req
849. her tight little pockets and I found
a list of The Man's targets.Copy !req
850. Good Lord.Copy !req
851. They're going after James Brown
tomorrow night at the Grammys.Copy !req
852. We need to stop him.
Find the General and give him the antidote.Copy !req
853. That's right.
It's goin' to the streets. Hey, y'all!Copy !req
854. It's revolution up in this bitch!Copy !req
855. Set the alarm to def-con five!Copy !req
856. It's on, baby. It's on.Copy !req
857. Good work, White She-Devil.
- Thanks.Copy !req
858. Oh, you in too.
What the fuck? Chief!Copy !req
859. I never see that bitch
in my secret agent classes!Copy !req
860. I'm still paying the loans off, man!Copy !req
861. I sleep on a pissy mattress.Copy !req
862. I ain't got good food to eat!Copy !req
863. I borrow money for my weed!Copy !req
864. I quit.
That's it.Copy !req
865. Y'all don't got Conspiracy Brother
Jones to kick around anymore!Copy !req
866. Give me a pillow case!
I'm joining the Klan.Copy !req
867. Brother, we all love
your solo enthusiasm,Copy !req
868. but this is about
working together.Copy !req
869. Now, I've been a solo star
shooting the shots...Copy !req
870. that I thought
would win the game.Copy !req
871. But in workin' with y'all,
I've come to realize...Copy !req
872. that only a team wins
a championship.Copy !req
873. Teamwork! That's right.Copy !req
874. That's right.
I'm sorry, everybody.Copy !req
875. Teamwork!
Now, let's go!Copy !req
876. Hustle, hustle!
Come on, white girl!Copy !req
877. Best of luck tonight.Copy !req
878. Have a great time.Copy !req
879. We know The Man plans
to make his move tonight.Copy !req
880. Now, Lance,
we're counting on you.Copy !req
881. Don't get distracted,
be focused.Copy !req
882. Stick close to the target
at all times.Copy !req
883. Roger. Will do.Copy !req
884. Ladies and gentlemen, James Brown.Copy !req
885. How you doing?
- James Brown.Copy !req
886. I want to see my fans.
- No, it's okay.Copy !req
887. Wait a minute.
What's going on?Copy !req
888. Perimeter search.
I'm on it.Copy !req
889. What is that boy doing?Copy !req
890. What's going on here?
- Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
891. What?Copy !req
892. Now, I feel good.Copy !req
893. God, man!Copy !req
894. Lance. Lance!Copy !req
895. The hardest working man
in show business.Copy !req
896. Go get him.Copy !req
897. Thank you, James Brown.Copy !req
898. No! Hey!
I just got promoted!Copy !req
899. Hello, Mr. James Brown.Copy !req
900. Hello-ooo, Mr. James Brown.Copy !req
901. Good God!Copy !req
902. You will soon be administered
a drug that will make you...Copy !req
903. The signal's stopped.Copy !req
904. It's James Brown touchdown!Copy !req
905. That's James Brown?
- That's mustard.Copy !req
906. I can't believe I let him
get away. I am so stupid.Copy !req
907. You got to stop
beating yourself up.Copy !req
908. We got to work together
as a team, okay?Copy !req
909. Yeah, man.
Let the team do it.Copy !req
910. I'm playin' with him.Copy !req
911. Stop playin'.Copy !req
912. Damn.Copy !req
913. You need to lighten up.Copy !req
914. You know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
915. Just be careful with this.
If you smoke too much,Copy !req
916. it's going to have you
all paranoid and shit.Copy !req
917. It takes time to build up
a tolerance like mine...Copy !req
918. What? Did you hear that?Copy !req
919. Hey, y'all,
did you hear something?Copy !req
920. Shh, quiet!
There it goes again.Copy !req
921. Incoming vehicle!Copy !req
922. Don't you move!
- Hold it!Copy !req
923. Don't you move!Copy !req
924. Identify yourself!
- I'm with Island Fortress Cleaning Service, sir.Copy !req
925. Oh, okay.
Thank you.Copy !req
926. You so sweet.
- Just the janitors.Copy !req
927. Let 'em through!Copy !req
928. Lance. Lance!Copy !req
929. So, Mr. Godfather of Soul...Copy !req
930. life as you've known it
will soon cease to exist.Copy !req
931. Sorry.Copy !req
932. Any final requests?Copy !req
933. Say it loud.Copy !req
934. Say it loud!Copy !req
935. What's he doing?Copy !req
936. Say it loud!Copy !req
937. Say it loud!Copy !req
938. Say it loud!Copy !req
939. Say it loud!
- I'm black and I'm proud!Copy !req
940. Hey, man, I want to get up
and do my thing now.Copy !req
941. I feel good.Copy !req
942. It's time for the big payback.Copy !req
943. Very clever, Mr. Undercover Brother.Copy !req
944. Can you dig it?Copy !req
945. Everything we'll need
to take it to The Man.Copy !req
946. Hey, this isn't Taco Bell.Copy !req
947. Can you find out
where the General is?Copy !req
948. Just give me 10 minutes.Copy !req
949. You've got one.Copy !req
950. Intruders!Copy !req
951. The Brotherhood has breached
the communications room!Copy !req
952. Everything's a party over here
with you people, isn't it?Copy !req
953. That's not all.
The Man is on his way here.Copy !req
954. What? Now?Copy !req
955. His helicopter will be here
in five minutes.Copy !req
956. Mr. Elias,
would you kindly take care...Copy !req
957. of the nuisance
in the communication room?Copy !req
958. Yes, sir.
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
959. Yes, sir.
Right away.Copy !req
960. What have you done with the General?
- General?Copy !req
961. Could you come in here, please?Copy !req
962. General, if it's not
too much of a bother,Copy !req
963. would you mind terribly,
killing this man?Copy !req
964. Thank you.Copy !req
965. So I can always have something
to remember you by.Copy !req
966. Come on, hurry up.Copy !req
967. I wouldn't move if I were you.Copy !req
968. Damn!
Oh, shit.Copy !req
969. Get off of me.
- Sorry.Copy !req
970. Excellent work,
White She-Devil.Copy !req
971. Come here, baby.Copy !req
972. Damn, that girl gets around.Copy !req
973. How can you do this to me?Copy !req
974. Once you've had Undercover Brother,
there is no other.Copy !req
975. No, it's once you go black,
you don't go back.Copy !req
976. It's the honky patrol.Copy !req
977. Let me do this.Copy !req
978. Ah, look who got the gun now.Copy !req
979. Yeah. What's up?
- Hi.Copy !req
980. Shut up!
- What?Copy !req
981. I said shut up, whitey!
I got the power.Copy !req
982. Keep working.Copy !req
983. This is a girl thing.Copy !req
984. Breakdance.
- Break, what?Copy !req
985. I said, breakdance.
Come on.Copy !req
986. Take it!Copy !req
987. That's right.
That's good.Copy !req
988. Come on.
Kid 'n Play.Copy !req
989. Kid and who?
- Come on.Copy !req
990. That's right.
Getting funky.Copy !req
991. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
992. I like black people.Copy !req
993. Oh, fight.Copy !req
994. Watch yourself.
Show 'em what you're working with.Copy !req
995. White She-Devil, represent!Copy !req
996. I got him.Copy !req
997. I got him!
Vector four, section seven.Copy !req
998. Come on, General,
you got to give me that gun.Copy !req
999. Nonsense!
General, kill him!Copy !req
1000. Undercover Brother, are you okay?Copy !req
1001. Everything's cool
now that you're here.Copy !req
1002. Y'all gonna make me lose
my mind up in here!Copy !req
1003. See what I've been dealing with?Copy !req
1004. Yeah.Copy !req
1005. Situation complete.
We'll see you soon, Chief.Copy !req
1006. Atomic core, eh?Copy !req
1007. Let's see what this so-called
button does.Copy !req
1008. Attention,
atomic core set to overload.Copy !req
1009. My bad.Copy !req
1010. Here, General, take the antidote.Copy !req
1011. Oh, what happened to me?Copy !req
1012. Damn!Copy !req
1013. You guys get the General out of here.
I'm going after The Man.Copy !req
1014. Let's get while
the getting's good.Copy !req
1015. There'll be another day
to fight The Man.Copy !req
1016. We can't give The Man
another damn day!Copy !req
1017. But Sistah Girl's right.
We got to get the hell out of here, man.Copy !req
1018. We're gonna die!
We're all gonna die!Copy !req
1019. Dig it! Dig it hard!
- Daddy!Copy !req
1020. There's times for falling apart,
and there's times for getting funky.Copy !req
1021. This is one of those funky times!Copy !req
1022. So, what's it going to be?Copy !req
1023. Are you ready to play
some funky music, white boy?Copy !req
1024. Solid.Copy !req
1025. Lay down the boogie.Copy !req
1026. It's time to take it to The Man.Copy !req
1027. I guess this means you
and I are like brothers now, huh?Copy !req
1028. I feel black.Copy !req
1029. Man, you look white!Copy !req
1030. Don't touch me!Copy !req
1031. Come on, General.
Let's go.Copy !req
1032. Let's go!
Let's get out of here!Copy !req
1033. Come on!
- Go. Come on, nigga.Copy !req
1034. Atomic core overload in five minutes.Copy !req
1035. Please exit in an orderly fashion.Copy !req
1036. Stop him!Copy !req
1037. Earth, wind and fire!Copy !req
1038. Shaquille O'Neal!Copy !req
1039. Sisqo!
- No-ooo!Copy !req
1040. I just bought those.Copy !req
1041. Sorry about that.Copy !req
1042. It's all over, man!Copy !req
1043. You want some drama?Copy !req
1044. Then bring it.Copy !req
1045. Lance, protect the General
at all costs.Copy !req
1046. Atomic core overload in three minutes.Copy !req
1047. Let me talk to them.
I'm white.Copy !req
1048. We don't want any trouble.Copy !req
1049. What are you going
to do about it?Copy !req
1050. Sissy.Copy !req
1051. I am not a sissy!Copy !req
1052. Come on!Copy !req
1053. Lance.Copy !req
1054. He shouldn't have called me a sissy.Copy !req
1055. Not bad, whitey.Copy !req
1056. But if it was me, I would have ripped
his spine out of his ass!Copy !req
1057. Let's go! We got less than a minute
before this place blows!Copy !req
1058. General, sir, are you all right?
- Yes.Copy !req
1059. There he is!
Undercover Brother!Copy !req
1060. He's only got a few seconds!Copy !req
1061. You mess with the 'fro,
you got to go.Copy !req
1062. I believe this belongs to me.Copy !req
1063. So long, Undercover Brother.Copy !req
1064. He's failed me.Copy !req
1065. Leave him.Copy !req
1066. Hey! Don't be dissing me!Copy !req
1067. Hey! Let me in!Copy !req
1068. Let me up!Copy !req
1069. That Feather went out like a sucka.Copy !req
1070. Punk ass bitch played himself.Copy !req
1071. Let's bounce, dawg.Copy !req
1072. No! He doesn't have
his parachute!Copy !req
1073. Come on over here. Hug me.Copy !req
1074. Undercover Brother, you the baddest.Copy !req
1075. Didn't I blow
your mind this time?Copy !req
1076. Didn't I?Copy !req
1077. Didn't you cause about a bazillion
dollars worth of damage?Copy !req
1078. And I sure as hell ain't
covering for you!Copy !req
1079. I don't give a damn
how sexy you look...Copy !req
1080. floating down in your little pants!Copy !req
1081. And as for the rest of you...Copy !req
1082. I just want to say...Copy !req
1083. how very proud I am
of all of you.Copy !req
1084. Undercover Brother, the world is
safe once again thanks to you.Copy !req
1085. No thanks to me, Chief.Copy !req
1086. I couldn't have done it
without Sistah Girl.Copy !req
1087. You know what they say,Copy !req
1088. "Behind every great black man..."Copy !req
1089. Is the police.Copy !req
1090. A bunch of slow white athletes?Copy !req
1091. No.
- A cute butt?Copy !req
1092. Probable cause?
- No!Copy !req
1093. A strong black woman.Copy !req
1094. Strong black woman.
- That's right.Copy !req
1095. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1096. It would've been cool to have a
Latino, a Native American, Asian,Copy !req
1097. even a Jewish guy in the mix.Copy !req
1098. The point is, by working together
as one, we got the job done.Copy !req
1099. No doubt, that's what
the Brotherhood is all about.Copy !req
1100. Solid.Copy !req
1101. Look out, y'all,
fallin' rocks!Copy !req
1102. Shotgun!Copy !req
1103. Having stopped Operation Whitewash,Copy !req
1104. the Brotherhood distributed
an antidote to the mind control drug...Copy !req
1105. to black people nationwide.Copy !req
1106. And though The Man escaped,Copy !req
1107. the Brotherhood had found their hero.Copy !req
1108. Thanks to Undercover Brother,Copy !req
1109. the world was once again
a funky place.Copy !req
1110. Damn, who is that?Copy !req
1111. Hold that thought
and that feelin', baby.Copy !req
1112. Just let it percolate.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
1113. Hurry up, baby.Copy !req
1114. Hi.Copy !req
1115. Uh, White She-Devil,
what you doing here?Copy !req
1116. Remember? You told me
to come over.Copy !req
1117. And me and you and Sistah Girl
could make Oreos.Copy !req
1118. Sweet and black on both sides...Copy !req
1119. with a dreamy white filling
in the middle.Copy !req
1120. Then I realized...
you can't make Oreos.Copy !req
1121. So, I bought some.Copy !req
1122. Some people got jungle fever.
She got the flu.Copy !req
1123. You know.
- U.B.!Copy !req
1124. Solid.Copy !req